For it as written that unto thee would be delivered yet another sh***y horror podcast and behold, it was good. Blessed are the Gushies who follow in the flock of the iconery and devotion of the Gush Word and those who stand against the House of Gush, let them be stricken with the curse of having to hear the Gush Gospel anyway!
Gushies! Have you been feeling down? Has horror just seemed to put a damper on your mood lately due to desensitization? Do you feel like you are doomed to watch sub-par thrillers forever? Well come hither my Gushie children and hark into my words! Listen when I tell you we are here to free you from the emotional restraints that have encased you! Or at least have a few pretty dope movies to watch and gush about with you! Alright Gushies, you caught me, I was trying my hand at starting a cult which happens to be this month's topic! So, grab a friend, this totally isn't a cult (month)!
Oh my gosh! Thank goodness you're here, Gushies! We've been driving for miles and there's nothing here but corn! I think I might go crazy! Maybe I'll park the car, run into the cornfield, collect corn followers, pray to an almighty corn demon deity and start a cult! That seems reasonable! You want to know what doesn't seem reasonable?! DRIVIN THROUGH ALL THIS GOSH DANG CORN!! Ok.... Ok, Gushies, I lost my cool there. I'm gonna take a moment and collect myself. Man, that could have created quite the escalation... or ascension! Okay, for real what were we talking about again? Oh, that's right, CORN! Well let's not keep you on edge this whole time! Gushies! let's get ready to sink our teeth into CHILDREN OF THE CORN! Join your hosts, Ally Mayhem, and Sweet Ass Patterson as they slip quickly into Corn Madness while truly just trying to get out of this corn cob cult!!
Spoilers are a part of our podcast experience, so if you're not interested in having anything spoiled before joining us, please be mindful. Also, all views and opinions in this podcast are those of our own and have no association with anyone involved in these movies. We're just here to sit down with our horror besties and have a lovely time! So, what are you waiting for? I mean, there's nothing here, JUST CORN! You waiting for it to grow?! Come on, Let's GUSH!!!
Wanna join the club? Continuously gush with your favorite cackling witches? Or maybe you just got something to say or ask! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, GUSHIES!! <3
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