The Hake Report

When did America seem great in your lifetime? Political subversion! French police slashing boats of "migrants"! White Cliffs of Dover and FE… Blue Ridge Mountains… Was John Denver Christian?

The Hake Report, Monday, July 7, 2025 AD

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* (0:08:42) Hey, guys!

* (0:11:02) ALEX, CA: When America great? Decline? 2008 Obama

* (0:18:50) ALEX, Quote: Whoever you were during Covid is...

Black fathers pushing strollers, barrrrf! Robert E. Lee: hero or loser? Dunking on the Deaf community!? War is not good, usually! Land of Cush/Kush: It's in the Bible!

The Hake Report, Friday, July 4, 2025 AD

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* (0:04:27) A lighthearted song

* (0:08:21) Hey, guys! Watermelon

* (0:11:29) GREGGATRON, Midwest: Daddy Stroll

* (0:22:20) Coffees… sorry for "dried up" lingo!

* (0:30:40) DANIEL, TX: Robert E. Lee, Civil...

Sign language looks silly. Would Trump pardon Diddy? Are murders down? If so, why? Trump's Iran bombing blew over, right? Capital punishment?

The Hake Report, Thursday, July 3, 2025 AD

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* (0:03:37) Hey, guys!

* (0:05:03) Reading way into stuff, what's not there

* (0:06:59) JOE, MI: Trump Iran, JLP Best Friend

* (0:10:24) JERMAINE, Canada: Candace Owens vs 20 feminists?

* (0:17:54) AARON, MD: Your beef with sign ...

So white, not to be into it! Mayors, not "intimidated" by Trump! RIP Jimmy Swaggart. Trotsky out-Marxed Marx! Anti-bullying law in TN?! "Reading is bad for you."

The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 2, 2025 AD

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* (0:02:15) Disclaimers, Announcement

* (0:05:03) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:56) WHM T-shirt story

* (0:12:06) Oops it's 4th of July; Coffee from Canada Day, Michael Bolton

* (0:17:01) MARK, L.A.: Bilbo, Stoner, Rock...

Freedom of speech squelched for MONEY and acceptance. Trotsky pushed "racism," not Tolstoy! Dying civilization! Tartarian conspiracy. Space denial.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 1, 2025 AD

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* (0:05:00) Hey, guys!

* (0:07:46) Turkey riot, cartoonists detained

* (0:16:04) Pardon my strange interlude

* (0:18:01) JAIME, MN: Alligators, Rwanda, Iran, religion cartoon

* (0:24:19) JAIME: "Bipartisan border bill," Cons...

Ill-willed people! John McAfee: pot, the drug of illusion! Leo Tolstoy: Idea pushed by evil vs good? Bodybuilders debate "reps in reserve."

The Hake Report, Monday, June 30, 2025 AD

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* (0:02:21) Video game-playing tactics, disclaimer

* (0:04:39) Hey, guys! Uniting the Races JLP tee

* (0:07:08) Supers: LYC, Silent Generation, G.I. Gen, FE

* (0:11:24) MARK, L.A.: Not Christians! Trump success

* (0:14:44) MARK: "Lo...

Don't even know what's real anymore! Fake news, AI, dictionary. Juneteenth is no good for blacks, blacks! Paul, Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and the "Word of God"?

The Hake Report, Friday, June 27, 2025 AD

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* (0:05:54) Crishaun, guest, N-word drama

* (0:13:25) Hey, guys!

* (0:15:58) LUCAS, CA: I dreamed he was dead! felt alone!

* (0:21:49) Super / Coffee / Rumble Rants yesterday

* (0:29:00) ALEX, CA: Using AI?

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GUEST: Crishaun the Don criticizes obsessed anti-Israel critics of Trump. Is the Bible the "Word of God"? Earth is a spinning ball, bro.

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 26, 2025 AD

Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast

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New Yorkers' blind pride. Grew up "poor" in a "rough" area, NOT! Calls! Are whites under attack? Joe "banned"! Worry: making the wrong decision?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 25, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start — Disclaimer

* (0:04:37) New Yorkers

* (0:13:56) Hey, guys!

* (0:17:44) Supers/Coffee: Jewish people and the countries

* (0:28:47) RICK, Hampton, VA: Trades; JLP/crew shoutout

* (0:31:53) RICK: Trump-Iran; Blind hate; Dems/R...

Iran-Israel ceasefire? Trump cusses, a unique President! Whites like Fetterman! Andrew Wilson, a real one? Mexico protests?

The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 24, 2025 AD

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* (0:03:16) Lil disclaimer

* (0:06:15) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:00) Iran-Israel ceasefire or no?

* (0:14:53) Fake ICE rat for the Mexican community

* (0:17:20) HADEN, TX: Iran-Israel is why I didn't join military; Jewish people

* (0:24:14) HADEN: Trump v...

Trump bombed Iran: Just like Vietnam? Do you trust Trump? Deportations: Latino Marine "feeling betrayed"! Immigration: whites preferred?

The Hake Report, Monday, June 23, 2025 AD

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* (0:02:27) Lil disclaiming

* (0:05:23) If you feel betrayed?

* (0:11:00) Hey, guys!

* (0:14:13) WILLIAM, CA: Iran not a war …

* (0:22:54) WILLIAM: Juneteenth shootings and cakes

* (0:24:26) ROBERT, KS: Jesse in Church

* (0:27:09) ROBERT...

Calls: Wars and riots between the nations! Spinning ball confirmed by sunset! Maze: Y'all jealous of us. War is in y'all DNA. Octopus IQ?

The Hake Report, Friday, June 20, 2025 AD

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* (0:05:01) Servant

* (0:06:46) Hey, guys! Egret? La la la tee

* (0:10:09) MICHAEL, Canada: MRH; reconquista; Riots; American Indians

* (0:17:53) MICHAEL: Israel; Wars; Ally; "Help/Charity"; Christian love

* (0:27:10) Riot attendance;...

Callers on yesterday's guest Third Rail Omar: Israel or Iran? Hake's Gatekeeper tee! It's "Juneteenth." Where is the love?

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 19, 2025 AD

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* (0:03:17) Juneteenth … Judging Trump

* (0:05:29) Hey, guys! Gate Keeper Hake

* (0:07:43) JAIME, MN: Britain had Iran, Israel; Third Rail Omar

* (0:14:20) JAIME: FE, tower, sunset twice, sphere if you observe

* (0:15:40) DANIEL, TX: Faced with de...

GUEST: Third Rail Omar on Israel, Iran, the U.S., and Trump. Fiery second hour: Callers call Hake "boomer" and "Ben Shapiro"!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 18, 2025 AD

Third Rail with Omar / American Me Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail - https://x.com/thecomforter_1 - https://www.tiktok.com/@thirdrailomar

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* (0:01:23) Omar, fellow boomer — Iran-Israel… TikTok…

* (0:08:44) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:51) Tr...

Calls: "Based"? News: A double-standard against truth! Speech: Freedom from consequence? Matthew Perry's doctor smeared with one-star reviews!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 17, 2025 AD

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* (0:04:15) Omar tomorrow? Israel-Iran

* (0:07:47) Hey, guys! Boomer start… bee!

* (0:09:52) ALEX, CA: b-day; Methodist Underground Railroad, New Haven

* (0:14:23) ALEX: Lesbian pastor, parents' church, dad stopped her father-b...

Don't notice the kiss-up culture? Swimming in blackness? Sneaky nasty callers! Caitlin Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA. Jesus for "slaying"? Thrilled by women speaking "the truth"!

The Hake Report, Monday, June 16, 2025 AD

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* (0:01:21) Disclaimer / Greetings

* (0:03:58) Lawyers

* (0:05:39) Supers: CJ, Don… No Kush inventions? Meaningless!

* (0:09:05) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:46) RONNIE, OH: Ecclesiastes: Mean...

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation dukes it out with callers (or Mark, anyway) on race, "socialism," and what a real Christian is.

The Hake Report, Friday, June 13, 2025 AD

Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation - https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation -

https://misfitnation.podbean.com/

- https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast/streams

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RIP Brian Wilson. (We victim-blame here!) States' rights: Trump imposing? Lib media's "No Kings" protests. Long FE call: Can't see much past 6-miles? Search the scriptures?

The Hake Report, Thursday, June 12, 2025 AD

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* (0:07:44) Hey, guys!

* (0:09:26) MEADE, Richmond — SILENCE

* (0:10:17) Complicated business

* (0:14:30) News… RIP Brian Wilson

* (0:22:05) MEADE, VA: States' rights! Let CA ...

Caller pot-shots: Long couple of calls! Ashli Babbitt: Maybe justified? Kush "fairy tale" rehashed! Should you forgive the unrepentant?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 11, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:56) Disclaimer, etc

* (0:05:23) Hey, guys!

* (0:10:10) News…

* (0:12:50) CNN anti-2A propaganda

* (0:21:23) CJ, WA: Sensitive; LYD; Spoiler Alert

* (0:24:47) CJ: Ashli Babbitt…

* (0:29:11) CJ: Kush vs Toynbee

* (0:31:44) CJ: bla...