White Trash Christmas: C*cksucking Carols and Dollar Store Santa! (Last Live Show of 2025)

Uncle Eddie, Billy, Ricky, and Joe sign off for the year with a chaotic, explicit, and festive White Trash Christmas spectacular! In the final live show of 2025, the gang dives deep into a bizarre range of topics, including Eddie's suspension from Facebook Live—a direct consequence of posting a picture of Helen Bedd's posterior (dubbed "too hot for social media") as part of his adult Advent calendar. The highlight of the night is the incredibly twisted "Cock-Sucking Christmas Carols" segment, featuring Helen Bedd herself as the "Elf with a Shelf" and a volunteer named Captain Crawdaddy receiving a live "Rusty Trombone" treatment while the crew guesses the carols (culminating in a candy cane insertion!). She absolutely made it  Not Safe for Social Media!  The show also features intense discussion on the developing Rob Reiner murder case, the Dollar Store Santa gift exchange (which included lottery tickets and a Texas Hold'em set), and the latest Football Perfect Picks standings. Plus, a very moving call from Blind Lawrence about his journey to independent living, a throwback to a very old, embarrassing promo CD, and Frankie McDonald's holiday weather report predicting a White Christmas for NYC! Tune in for the last blast of unfiltered madness before the "Year of Ham 2025" compilation episodes drop! (This episode contains explicit adult language and themes.)