The Hard2Watch Podcast
The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up
Episodes
Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat! Settle in for some Holiday cheers and jeers.....mostly jeers.
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It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! This is the story of Helge Meyer and his Ghost Camaro.
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We say goodbye to Lawman month as Steve says goodbye to the boys after easily his roughest day on the force. Season one ends with a bang as there's crime all over the place and no officer Eric to be seen! We finally did it. We finished season 1 of Lawman. How many random objects has Seagal eaten? How many children has he wrist controlled? How fat is fat bald cop? Will Cap and The Monk answer any of the...
In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parrish.
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Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America"
For more on this we head to the H2Dub News room with your lead anchors Captain LAMOTU and Judge The Felonious Monk.
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Steve and the Gang are back again and Jefferson Parrish continues to learn that Chief Steve has the intellect and thoughtfulness of a stick bug. Plus Steven Seagal Vs cellulitis!
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Seagal is back on the streets with his boys. Officer Eric, better get your knight stick, they might get locked in the trunk.
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Today we finish getting assaulted by The Mummy Resurrected Part 2. Papa has a belly full of rocks and a pocket full of sand and he's ready to go spelunking!
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It's been 5 months since Cap and The Monk last recorded an episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. What happened to our heros? Did Seagal get em? Find out today on a thrilling new H2Dub! Plus the boys review a horrible horror movie! Happy Halloween!
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The long awaited 100th episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast is here! Cap and The Monk clown on fools, talk about Steven Seagal's arms and tell you another bedtime story, plus a special guest appearance from Imperial Inquisitor Grimdark to tell us how to praise the Emperor!
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I can see that you are getting awful tuckered. Trow on your footie jams because it's time for another Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales! We're going really hands on this time....in a manner of speaking
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Nico Pastrami finishes his battle with Citizen CIA and the city of Chicago in the epic conclusion to The Hard2Watch marathon 3 part review of Above The Law! Also: Horses are the worst.
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Cap and The Monk continue to bring Steven Seagal to justice in part 2 of their review of Above The Law. Chicago will never be the same....and neither will Nico Tortellini!
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No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch.
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Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks!
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The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly
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Today finally and at long last we learn the true story of the epic origins of Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk! This is what your teachers were afraid to tell you in school!
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Special Guest Artist WillyWillWorXs joins the show to talk with Cap and The Monk about the poster he made specially for The Hard2Watch Podcast! Hijinks ensue!
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A killer clown, a meager budget, Wish Jim Belushi, and some behind the scenes stories this time around as Cap knows the butt that gets the squeezins in this review of a drunken clown's rampage!
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Time to get tucked in because Cap is back with another bedtime story and this time it's a classic! Find out how it all went down in the OG version of Cinderella. There's death, there's lentils, there's mutilation, there's talking birds and a whole lot more!
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