The Hard2Watch Podcast
The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up
Episodes
I can see that you are getting awful tuckered. Trow on your footie jams because it's time for another Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales! We're going really hands on this time....in a manner of speaking
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Nico Pastrami finishes his battle with Citizen CIA and the city of Chicago in the epic conclusion to The Hard2Watch marathon 3 part review of Above The Law! Also: Horses are the worst.
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Cap and The Monk continue to bring Steven Seagal to justice in part 2 of their review of Above The Law. Chicago will never be the same....and neither will Nico Tortellini!
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No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch.
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Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks!
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The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly
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Today finally and at long last we learn the true story of the epic origins of Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk! This is what your teachers were afraid to tell you in school!
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Special Guest Artist WillyWillWorXs joins the show to talk with Cap and The Monk about the poster he made specially for The Hard2Watch Podcast! Hijinks ensue!
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A killer clown, a meager budget, Wish Jim Belushi, and some behind the scenes stories this time around as Cap knows the butt that gets the squeezins in this review of a drunken clown's rampage!
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Time to get tucked in because Cap is back with another bedtime story and this time it's a classic! Find out how it all went down in the OG version of Cinderella. There's death, there's lentils, there's mutilation, there's talking birds and a whole lot more!
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Cap is here to tell you a couple more bedtime tales to get you all snuggled up and ready for dreamland! This week he's going to tell you all about a crazy king, the filthy random hobo he makes his son's godfather, and the flower that boy would come to traffic against her will in defiance of all the laws of god and man! Get ready for another classic to add to your storytime collection!
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In 1904 there was no such thing as Gatorade or energy drinks but the athletes of the 1904 Olympic Marathon found other ways to hydrate, like rat poison and eggs! Let the hallucinations and racing machinations begin!
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Cap and the world are celebrating the iggles Superbowl victory with A story of man Vs monkey and the shit fight that ensues! We do some serious science in this one people!
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Never let it be said that we here at The Hard2Watch Podcast don't give the fans what they want. You asked us to discuss moobs and moose knuckles and you're gonna get it! Plus a little Chuck Tingle action to boot!
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Chief Steve and the Boys are back and this time they are taking on crack! Or at least they are trying their level best to find that crack. Meanwhile Fat Bald cop gets put on a leash and Seagal is eating bird beaks! It's another Jefferson Parrish adventure today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!
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Human sexuality is a fascinating topic and it's high time our heros got to the bottom of it! Clamp your love toys to your desks boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are going balls deep into human sexual depravity today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!
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For decades Mario Mario has been on a reign of terror across not only the Mushroom Kingdom, but the world. Today Captain LAMOTU brings his case against a former plumber turned psychopath before The Felonious Monk, the third leading judge in war crimes trials. Will Mario finally be brought to justice for his many crimes? Will Bowser and his children ever know peace? Will Luigi ever be able to get a mansion t...
Grafton New Hampshire, a small unassuming town is descended upon by an army of Libertarians...fire, death, destruction, diarrhea, and bears ensue. A modern American tragedy, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast.
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Legendary secret agent and UK national treasure Jimmithy Renee Bond is back! And this time he's somehow even more incompetent than he was the first time! Thrill to his globe-trotting adventures as he rampages through the east coast of the United States, destroying the lives of everyone he meets from New York city to St. Petersburg Florida before jetting off to a tropical island to learn scuba and fail ...
Happy New Year from The Hard2Watch Podcast! Let's celebrate by talking about some of the calamities that happened to us in 2024, talk the Canadian Council of Santas, make fun of Russian military ineptitude, figure out how to make Tim Horton's coffee palatable, learn about crazy bees and so much more! Yaaaaaaaay!
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