Shower Thoughts - Haven Exchange #57 - The Haven Exchange

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Genesis (00:02):
Welcome to The Haven exchange podcast number 57.
Genesis here and we have gotanother episode for you this
week. Today, we are flipping theworld on a new angle. Taking a
look at life around us, aka,shower thoughts. You know,
shower thoughts get a bad rap,initially silly, but they really

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break up the patterns of realityand give us some new
perspectives. So we wanted tofind our favorites and exchange
our thoughts, our showerthoughts. But first, if you are
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right. I hope you brought extratowels. This is Haven exchange
number 57. Shower thoughts. Dayis the Haven exchange? Now

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you're hungry?

Rick (01:53):
Yeah, but not enough to not do this. Not enough to be
like, Ooh, I have to eat mymeals. A lot of prima donna like
That's debatable.

Genesis (02:05):
He's posting Madonna.
Whoa, I don't even know whatthat means. But I feel like it
means Yeah,

Rick (02:12):
I'm post postman. Like I'm the Madonna this like right now
with her face is swollen and

Sage (02:22):
she has like a 22 year old boyfriend assumption.

Rick (02:25):
I think she does. I think they actually just broke up. I
think I saw an article that saidthey broke up.

Genesis (02:31):
She had a Super Bowl halftime show last year.

Rick (02:35):
No, no way. Oh

Sage (02:37):
last year.

Genesis (02:39):
Or this past Super Bowl. I should say if that was
this year last year. That wasthis year. Wasn't it like this
year was Snoop Dogg? Oh, yeah,that was that one was the one
that had like Shakira and stuff.
I thought that had Madonna andShakira.

Rick (02:54):
And fuck was that a person? Jennifer Lopez? No?
Yeah.

Genesis (03:01):
Then I don't know where Madonna is.

Rick (03:04):
She's out chillin man.
She's still swimming and allthat cash from the 80s or the
70s and

Sage (03:12):
I really don't understand how she still has money

Genesis (03:15):
I'm sure like licensing and royalty like she's she's a
fucking worldwide superstar truein Peru are still jam into her
CDs.

Unknown (03:26):
True, but my thing is, is not even so much that she's
not famous. Not really big now.
Even when we were growing up shewasn't that big. Like all her
hits were an 80s And so we can

Genesis (03:37):
come in at so you better get this party started

Unknown (03:42):
as it went so funny.

Genesis (03:43):
Good point. All right.
I thought Madonna had she hadsome heat. I thought it was like
all in the leather and she wasgetting in the limo van. Is it
still good ones too funny.

Unknown (03:55):
I think we already agreed if you don't know who
Glenn's to find. He is maybe

Rick (04:00):
possible. I think the only Madonna song is good is frozen.
But that I've seen so manypeople say that that's like an
Illuminati like recruitingvideo. Frozen where she's like
an all black and what she'stalking about is your heart
being frozen to her. But I'veseen so many people eluding to

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know being frozen from like thedevil. Like Oh Satan worship
Yeah, dude. It's prettydiscouraging is

Genesis (04:39):
that's not frozen.
Wait, like that song came outlast year?

Rick (04:42):
No, no, it's early 2000s I think

Genesis (04:46):
this is 2021 Frozen.
Really? Yeah. Exactly. Thevideo. No, I was thinking and
Madonna. Wait, what is this? Idon't know who Anybody is this
came

Rick (05:01):
out in 2009 Wait, no the album came out in 98. So then
maybe the video just wasuploaded to YouTube on 2009

Genesis (05:11):
welcome everybody to our poor pop culture podcast.

Unknown (05:16):
Is Madonna really pop culture though?

Genesis (05:19):
She's absolutely pop culture. No, she is she live in
pop culture? Yeah, but she'sstill pop culture.

Unknown (05:26):
But I don't see how.
Because the pop means popularand popular right now. So

Genesis (05:33):
if you break it down that way, pretty logical. But in
the span of like, if youtimeline all of culture and what
was popular, there would be alittle little spreadsheet little
cell spreadsheet of her on thatlist. Absolutely.

Unknown (05:50):
I think it's fair to say and Caitlin I'm not even her
fan like this. But I think it'sfair to say that Beyonce has
been popular musically longerthan Madonna. Does that true?
Because she's never reallystopped.

Genesis (06:06):
Yeah. I suppose so.
Yeah. I'd be curious the actualyears in service they have

Unknown (06:16):
when I think Madonna all the think of is like a
virgin in vogue. That's it,

Genesis (06:20):
right? I mean, as far as who is queen right now, of
course, it's Beyonce overMadonna. But I think Madonna has
got a lot of she's got a resumeunder her belt, that's for sure.

Sage (06:31):
She like right maybe she's a writer. Maybe that's how she's
still got money. Or maybe youknow, once you suck Dennis
Rodman's dick, you just can'tdie. And

Genesis (06:40):
she's, she's over in North Korea with him right

Unknown (06:42):
now. Are you serious? I wouldn't be surprising. Neither
am I doing nothing else.

Genesis (06:51):
All right. Well, what's up everybody? Welcome to The
Haven exchange podcast. My nameis Genesis. Each week we talk
about something random. Myselfand my cohorts here. Who is
joining me tonight?

Unknown (07:08):
Yeah, I'm Rick cactus.

Genesis (07:10):
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Nice to meet you again.

Unknown (07:15):
Thank you. Thank you.

Genesis (07:17):
And also here tonight is

Rick (07:22):
I don't know. I was gonna think I was trying to think a
sage something sages something,but all I could think of was
incredibly weird shit. So I,Rick, how are you all doing
today?

Genesis (07:36):
I'd like all our listeners to take just three
seconds right now. Let's justget to it's gonna think let's
all get together and do theheaviest eye roll we can ever do
in our life. We all do thissimultaneously. You know, it's
going to shift the world toaccess and, you know, maybe like
jostle around Rick's brain. Andit all just ended off from the

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hardest I roll that we could do.
It's been a few episodes sincewe actually did a formal
introduction. And you still blewit.

Rick (08:13):
You know what? That's fair.

Unknown (08:17):
That was a lot of buildup. Just to say that's

Rick (08:18):
fair. I started to blame, say like, you know, he threw me
off with the rake thing and itjust, you know, I got nothing. I
got absolutely nothing.

Unknown (08:28):
You click in this.

Genesis (08:30):
It's kind of one of the most basic things you could do
is to introduce yourself. It'sliterally the one thing you know
most about.

Rick (08:35):
Yeah, but then when I did it, you guys were just like, oh,
this is super weird. You sowe're just saying Yo, what's up?
That's weird. Or hey, how's itgoing? That's weird.

Genesis (08:46):
I still don't know what Ric cactus is. So you're not
alone there.

Unknown (08:51):
Hey, you don't have to know. I know. And only a select
few people went. Okay. My mankhakis.

Genesis (08:59):
I think khakis. Car.
khakis.

Unknown (09:04):
Like from Boston now.

Genesis (09:06):
Yeah. Are you a cop?

Rick (09:09):
Was good dude.

Unknown (09:12):
Oh shit. Definitely stupid as Ben Affleck.

Genesis (09:16):
Like good Ben Affleck movie and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Unknown (09:20):
Oh, well, that one.
Okay, no,

Genesis (09:22):
not departed. Yeah, that one I like Okay. Wait,
what's Ben Affleck even? MattDamon?

Unknown (09:28):
Matt Damon was in?
Yeah, okay. I remember seeingyou talking about Yeah, maybe.

Genesis (09:33):
I felt like they also had that in How I Met Your
Mother. Remember that episode?
Yeah. My

Unknown (09:37):
dad had a derrick fart for a minute but speaking of
take a shower.

Rick (09:44):
That's speaking to your mother. I saw a clip where NPH
had to. He had to hit on girls,but he could not. He had to wear
like a garbage bag over hisoutfit or something. Oh, Yeah,
anytime he talked, he couldn'tuse the letter E. And whatever
he said. And he was just pullingchicks left or Hey, like, this

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is kind of funny. Yeah. Checkthis out. That was

Genesis (10:11):
episode 231 where he had he was got bored of all like
his normal like, pickup lines.
So Robin and literally weregiven him these random ways to
pick up chicks. And that was oneof them like he he couldn't use
vows. Had were garbage bag oversuit, he had to talk like a
dolphin and he's still

Unknown (10:37):
number one law where he dressed up as a lesbian to pick
up a girl. Yes. No, it's likewhat the

Genesis (10:43):
heck? Wait, I think that was the episode where he
met the one girl he was going tomarry the in the one with the
British accent.

Unknown (10:53):
Oh yeah. I can't think are talking about because he was

Genesis (10:56):
supposed to like pick up a chick Well, carrying buying
baby food or something like thatbecause Lily just was too bored
or too lazy to go. Maybe foodfor herself. Anyways,

Unknown (11:07):
NASA secret NASA.

Genesis (11:10):
Rick, you still gotta watch that. That full
compilation of the slap butthat's on Amazon Prime from

Unknown (11:18):
your mother. I think Amazon Prime just with every
episode.

Genesis (11:21):
Yeah. It's just a compilation of just every
episode that has to do with thislab. But

Rick (11:27):
no, I have to. I am continuing my Star Wars trip.

Unknown (11:33):
Don't watch enough. So many haven't seen.

Rick (11:37):
I haven't seen like, no, no, I'm talking to all forms of
Star Wars content. Like I'mgonna watch the Clone Wars. No,
I'm gonna watch if I can. No.

Unknown (11:48):
Because you're lying because you don't fucking
attention to me.

Rick (11:52):
That's not true. Because I'm already I'm semi caught up
on Mandalorian I watched likeseven episodes in a row on top
of three movies back shortly.

Unknown (12:02):
Okay, so you're gonna watch Clone Wars. That's just
telling me right now.

Genesis (12:06):
He goes to these big boisterous like endeavors. I'm
going to play only all mybacklog games and I only going
to only play games. I haven'tpeople for the new game. But I
did.

Rick (12:18):
That was my that was 2020 one's new year's resolution and
I did that. And then all yourbacklog games? I didn't say
that. No, no, no, no, that's notwhat 2020 20 Oh, is I was gonna
play a game and then beat it. Ididn't say I was gonna beat all
my backlog. That's too much.
That's like this. I don't haveenough time to do all that.

Genesis (12:40):
For All Star Wars canon,

Rick (12:42):
I have enough time to record a pocket.

Unknown (12:45):
So you're telling me you're about to watch 133
episodes onwards?

Rick (12:49):
I would rather watch that.
Then watch some awful movie youguys are talking about from the
70s that hasn't aged. Well. Lookif I could sit through Texas
Chainsaw Massacre too. Yeah,that that was awful. I mean, was
that

Genesis (13:07):
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You know, my mom was

Rick (13:13):
I'm sorry, Miss Laird. Oh,

Genesis (13:16):
that's not even our last name. Oh,

Rick (13:17):
I'm sorry. I feel weird

Unknown (13:20):
saying her first name.
Her last name is Janeiro.

Rick (13:24):
Oh my goodness. If you watch movies, you would know
what that was from that. No.
That's from live for yourdiehard?

Unknown (13:32):
Just the first.

Rick (13:34):
Oh, well know that line.
It sounds like fuck. I can'tremember the daughter's name.
Lucy.

Unknown (13:42):
Don't ask me. I only live for your die hard and only
seen it twice.

Rick (13:48):
Yeah, very good.

Genesis (13:50):
Very good movie.

Rick (13:51):
Okay. Oh, well, how about this? I'll watch interstellar
tomorrow. It's

Genesis (13:54):
the only one I really want you to watch. I will watch
that tomorrow. Yeah.

Unknown (13:58):
Well, you know, it's like

Rick (13:59):
I would say today but I believe Don't be like that.

Genesis (14:09):
Well, anyways, tonight fellows what I wanted to talk
about. So sage, he actually cameup with this. I don't know sort
of a deep thought kind of thing,something that lets you view the
world in a different light, geta different perspective on
things and it sparked somethingthat I've been wanting to do was
a lot of different things alongthat nature. So I've got a nice

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handful of things that maybebreak your brain a little bit.
Make you see the world from adifferent angle. Some
interesting things here somefunny things. Some things you
might only think about whenyou're stoned listen to our all
about drugs episode that we putout last week.

Unknown (14:55):
This for the record people this was just supposed to
be mindless thoughts and he'sabout to sit and try to make
something Way more than shouldbe. Yeah, this

Genesis (15:02):
this episode probably won't air because it's not going
to work. So if it's not

Unknown (15:07):
going to work

Genesis (15:11):
I don't know because it's just like how do you
comment on this? So but I thinkthese are fascinating and fun
little things to think about. Ialways like to think about
little like things that we live,day to day nine to five routines
are all about us, we get kind ofused to the world around us. And
sometimes it's nice to thinkabout things from a different
way. In fact, you know, when youget hypnotized a lot of times,

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that is the biggest tool ahypnotist uses to hypnotize you
is to sort of shatter quicklyshatter your perception and your
reality. So, sage, I think youshould kick us off because your
ear worm kind of spawned thisfor us. So

Unknown (15:57):
I really dug too deep in first you want to get out
this is facing straight ahead.

Genesis (16:04):
Well, I don't know how deep this goes. But

Unknown (16:08):
he's gonna be talking about stars. And

Genesis (16:11):
I made sure to keep most of those out. I tried to
keep it light and fun about whatwe're talking about, not like
you are the speck of light thatstarted from the Big Bang is
actually ingrained in your soul.
But more things like,

Unknown (16:28):
you know if you have to sneak that in. Yeah.

Genesis (16:32):
Let's see. I want to ask you guys this if you agree
with this statement or not,because I kind of agree with
this for myself, and I will tellyou why. But first, here's the
thought. Is your calculatorhistory more embarrassing than
your browser history?

Rick (16:52):
Oh, that's funny. What?
Like, like, how do you explainto someone Oh? How do you
explain?

Unknown (17:04):
I'm an idiot. You say that your calculator history
more shameful than your internethistory. And I immediately went
to well only type boobs on mycalculator. I don't know what
else would what type ofcalculators y'all half

Genesis (17:21):
use calculator.

Rick (17:24):
Monster uses a calculator.

Genesis (17:27):
Well, if your calculator had a history,
because, you know, I'm gonnasave it on your phone or on your
computer. But

Unknown (17:34):
I mean, that's a fair assessment. I would, I would
100% say my internet historyprobably way worse. Oh, yeah.
Because I'm 100% given up onspelling. I just say, Oh, I
just, I just get it close totyping like, ah, there it is.

Genesis (17:54):
I do kind of agree with that. And I have gotten like
super late. I've felt myself besuper lazy. Like it's gonna get
it.

Unknown (18:02):
I get so mad when it doesn't. I'm like, Do you know
what I'm trying to spell?

Genesis (18:07):
It's so pretentious to like Did you mean any like you
reluctantly click it. Yeah,motherfucker. I did mean that.

Rick (18:15):
Yeah, mother. That's funny. Like, I've there's so
many times where I've used mycalculator for something that I
absolutely shouldn't have neededto feel like, like if I'm adding
mileage or something like that.
And I'll be like, Hmm, what?
7429 Plus like 80 like 84. Sosurely you're gonna fight don't

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math on a pocket calculator.

Genesis (18:41):
Or a particular like, formula of math that you have to
use your calculator for? Is thateven the right word? Addition,
subtraction, multiplicationdivision, which we're using it
mostly for all the above.

Unknown (18:54):
Maybe multiplication, well, if I'm doing something
like super big otherwise, Idon't really use my calculator.

Genesis (19:00):
Well, you cook a lot.
So just do that stuff in yourhead. Is that like a talent you
have? Do you know how to domath?

Unknown (19:06):
Yeah, do not do math.
But you know, measuring cups area thing.

Genesis (19:09):
Yeah, but you know, we times I go hey, Google, how many
cups are in announce?

Unknown (19:15):
I don't think any cups are an ounce. How many ounces
are in a cup? Yes, how

Genesis (19:21):
many? But then, but then it will say like oh there's
like 1400 ounces and two cupsand I got to do the math on the
calculator and figure it out.

Unknown (19:34):
I believe is eight eight ounces on a cup.

Genesis (19:39):
There's our fact checkers

Unknown (19:41):
is eight is eight or 16. I forget but I know I want
to say is eight.

Genesis (19:45):
I think my calculator history might be a little bit
more embarrassing than mybrowser history.

Unknown (19:50):
Or the record is eight hours right?

Genesis (19:52):
That's fact checked. So your browser history sages only
embarrassed Because of the typos

Unknown (20:01):
Yeah, just be spelling up a storm out and give a shit.
Or go down a rabbit hole. Likeso. Like I'll be watching like a
movie or some shit. And I'll belike, Man, I know that dude.
What the fuck is his name? Idon't can't wait for the
credits. So then I just starttyping out shit that I see in
the movie like come on, it'sgonna pop up somewhere this
happened in this scene or thisor if I'm looking for like an

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episode of like a show that Iwatched like oh of Castle, like
oh, the episode of castle wherethe chief found out about Katyn
and what I'm like okay, so thatwas app so so that way I got to
spend a lot of time I'm verylazy that's what I'm getting at
right here.

Genesis (20:41):
I see I see. I'm looking at like a quick you know
when you go to google.com andyou just put your cursor in like
the search bar it shows you likeyour history what you searched
so just to expose myself alittle bit here's a couple from
there

Unknown (20:56):
don't say anything about your poor no that's

Rick (21:01):
that's yeah

Genesis (21:06):
so I got rural hot chili key lights

Unknown (21:12):
I know what Chickies is. I haven't had to look he
doesn't wow,

Genesis (21:15):
I didn't know what those were I saw him on DoorDash
I had to google them just soggychips. Is that the whole it is
no should

Unknown (21:21):
be like eggs and looking potatoes and peppers is
a whole meal.

Genesis (21:29):
Thing I well the way it made it sound to me when I was
reading it sound like it wasjust like tortilla chips but
they're like soggy no wet. I gotcotton candy grapes. look those
up. And then I got What doesopen Gangnam Style mean

Unknown (21:45):
wait, wait. Recently you look better.

Genesis (21:49):
My reason history

Unknown (21:50):
why? You wanted to know. Song is about wanting a
nice girl who drinks coffee?

Genesis (21:59):
I think you got that wrong. I remember it was it's
well maybe maybe it is aboutthat but the subtle undertones
to it is that they're making funof the wealthy elite in South
Korea. Second might be kind ofsongs do you guys agree with
this random thoughts? Randomlyhearing your favorite song on

(22:22):
the radio is more satisfyingthem playing it directly from
your phone or device?

Unknown (22:29):
I can agree with that.
Not only that, is mainly becauseit's gonna sound better to your
own device than the radio on theradio on me. And what I would
say randomly hearing yourfavorite song after you had just
thought about it like twoseconds before. That's more

(22:51):
satisfying.

Genesis (22:55):
Well, yeah, that's just super coincidental and crazy.

Unknown (22:58):
That happens a lot though. Yeah.

Rick (23:02):
I don't really listen to the radio like at all. The only
time I listen to the radio is ifI'm at a bar or something like
that. Not the radio but you knowyou hear bars and music and all
that kind of shit. That's theonly time I'm listening to
something that is out of mycontrol.

Unknown (23:16):
So what they're trying to say is his favorite song is
rather has a word

Genesis (23:25):
that sounds actually pretty dope.

Unknown (23:28):
Song is dope I'm just saying it's super old

Genesis (23:32):
he's eating his things and porridge while listening to
that on a crank record player.
Fucking the conscience is hereto loot here it was Derek you're
old

Unknown (23:51):
you're hearing a pop up you know

Genesis (23:57):
he's an old soul ladies and gentlemen. mean physically
although he's seems to be dyingevery week.

Rick (24:05):
Or Peter's doing right now.

Genesis (24:09):
You can now catch Rick over on nerds adulting podcast

Rick (24:16):
I'll shoot him a message and he'll be like, we don't want
to either. Stay over there.

Genesis (24:22):
He's gonna do a pre production run through and just
the introduction alone now.

Rick (24:30):
Or her Let me join for like two episodes and they will
message you and be like, sotaken aback. He's yours again.

Unknown (24:40):
Like no, no.

Genesis (24:43):
You've already filled the position of need to trade
with a blow up doll

Unknown (24:48):
or just Marley or just Marley.

Genesis (24:51):
It makes more sense on here. Oh wow, I went the other
way. Because when i i There issort of a specialness that like
oh shit, that's my jam rightthere although a lot of the
music I listen to isn't on theradio but you kind of like if if
you're in the bar or likesomething comes with a jukebox

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you kind of like oh shit, that'skind of

Rick (25:13):
wave seven. That's funny, you know what St for you there
that they when we were atHolsteins and that the biggie
song that came on, and theentire bar looked up at me and
Ryan to see if we were

Unknown (25:30):
no, no, we're not there.

Rick (25:32):
Oh, that was fantastic. I mean, everybody was

Genesis (25:38):
terrible

Rick (25:43):
this is well over 10 years ago. It was crazy. They all were
just looking like you know, thelyrics don't

Unknown (25:54):
know the lyrics, don't you?

Rick (25:56):
Yeah, I do. Go focus.

Genesis (26:01):
same should happen to you. When I came into town and
we were hanging out in Encinoand you put on Oh, baby.

Unknown (26:08):
Yeah, I told you. I told him. I was gonna look at
me. I knew I was gonna live in.

Genesis (26:14):
The smallest town in Illinois. Puts on Thrall baby.

Unknown (26:20):
Good song. Good guy.

Genesis (26:21):
That's pretty good song.

Rick (26:23):
That's pretty good song.

Unknown (26:24):
But since you got me looking at 12 little songs. She
has a song named disco tits.

Genesis (26:29):
That sounds like a dope title.

Unknown (26:31):
I'm intrigued. Yeah, but no. Another thing too about
the radio. Why? I don't thinkthe radio hit the radio plays
like five songs.

Genesis (26:41):
Yeah, I guess you don't really get a huge mix. Yeah. And
even if you had satellite radio,right, it's so like,
categorized, like deeplycategorized. Yeah, you're not
gonna get much of a compilationunless you do. Like do I
remember Pandora being reallygood for giving me like a huge
variety of music. Just based onmy thumbs up and Spotify. I

(27:02):
don't really see that sort offeature anymore.

Unknown (27:05):
Spotify does it but they don't be paying no type of
thing. They just thoughtwhatever. Fuck no.

Genesis (27:10):
I agree. I do miss Pandora is like my thumbs up
playlist was like, Oh, I foundso much new music on that.

Rick (27:18):
See on Pandora. I actually listened to stand up comedies
through a pen. Oh, okay. Yeah,like Bill Burr radio or
associate like. And I actuallythat's actually how I discovered
like, Thompson girl for thefirst time and Oh, really? Yeah,
dude, that's fun. A lot of goodcomedians from that.

Unknown (27:38):
Leave it to you to only listen to stand up comedy. You
can't even watch a comedy show.

Rick (27:43):
What do you like watch the standard like special? Yeah, go
to us,

Unknown (27:48):
Stan. Just watch the special. Why do you gotta listen
to it? Well,

Rick (27:52):
I mean, I can't really

Genesis (27:53):
be fair. He does send us clips of Tom segura.

Rick (27:56):
Well, that but I listened to that. I don't really watch
him. Okay,

Genesis (27:59):
I tried to get you back on this

Rick (28:01):
is because I watch standup when I'm at home, but when I'm
working, you know poeple earbudin and listen to something while
I'm fixing a machine or some. Helikes watching

Genesis (28:11):
Bert crushers the best.

Rick (28:12):
Bert kreischer machine.
No, definitely not.

Unknown (28:17):
He's hilarious, dude.

Rick (28:18):
He's hilarious. But it's all about Tommy segura.

Genesis (28:23):
I was watching a clip of him. And his joke. He was
talking about how kids youskipped grades. when they were
younger. He's like, why can wejust skip years as an adult?
He's like, can I just get to theend? It was like a nine

Rick (28:42):
those clips I'll be sending all those have me what
that means when Berwyn Berg whenhe said he hit his wife. And I'm
like I don't want to give itaway because it's hilarious. But
the oh guys are hilarious.

Unknown (28:57):
Okay, well back onto the topic. All right. Here's one
for you. That might cause adebate.

Genesis (29:05):
Okay, wait on us.

Unknown (29:08):
Is there another word for synonym?

Genesis (29:13):
Is there another word for synonym? Which Rick if you
didn't know that means thatYeah, yeah. Yeah. words that
mean the same thing? Yeah. Yeah.
Not some seminoma.

Rick (29:28):
UK say Right.

Genesis (29:33):
Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon.

Rick (29:37):
Real hard time.

Genesis (29:38):
Cinnabon. Cinnamon Cinnamon. Okay, cinnamon.
Synonym? Is there is thereactually a synonym for synonym,
though? I don't think

Unknown (29:49):
I don't think there is.
I mean, this is this. They'relike, You know what? Fuck you.
We're gonna give you this wordand nothing else.

Genesis (30:00):
equivalent no because that's like same but different,
right?

Unknown (30:03):
Yeah. equivalent or Yeah, same but different. Yeah,
that's right. Well, notequivalent is

Genesis (30:08):
but like synonym is like same but same equivalent,
like kind of the same incontext. I guess it's not really
the same word though.

Unknown (30:18):
Yeah, make you think.
Yeah,

Rick (30:19):
like, I'm really racking my limited knowledge of words
here. To just think of somethingsimilar.

Genesis (30:28):
Yeah, and I think there's like a lot of those
types of examples within atleast the English language where
there's like, these weirdthings. I don't even know what
that would fall under. Like,isn't the word for the longest
word the longest word or someshit like

Unknown (30:45):
yeah, no, it's um, the longest I forget what the
longest word is? Is Oh, is itanti disestablishment, dysentery
Arianism assumption like that?

Genesis (30:55):
I just establishment terian ism. Yeah. Okay, that
definitely doesn't mean fear oflong words. That means that's
like political wording. So I

Unknown (31:07):
never took the time to look it up. I'm like, somebody
put that many words every wordand alphabet is in a bit.

Genesis (31:14):
Struggle you trying to Google search that word? I will
stop coming up or whatever.
There would not be any Did youmean from like, Hmm,

Rick (31:28):
did you? That's funny.

Genesis (31:34):
That's that I want to research you Google searching
your abilityantidisestablishmentarianism.
And then a synonym for it.

Unknown (31:45):
Okay, you wanna you want to nag on me, so that you
bought out spelling? Fuck, thatkind of segues into my next one.
Okay, okay. Why is there a D? infridge? But not one in
refrigerator?

Genesis (32:02):
Fridge? Fri G D? Yeah.
And refrigerator is re fridgeand then eraider but there's no
D? Yep. No, d r e f r i. e r aTLR. Yep. That doesn't make any
good.

Rick (32:24):
No, no. We've talked about this before, right? Where? Why
is it Arkansas? And Kansas?
Right? It's just a our Kansas.

Unknown (32:37):
But this is the same this word means exact same
thing. And they just said Fuckthe letter. Actually. Word.
Yeah, fridges word.

Genesis (32:46):
Is this not just like shorthand?

Unknown (32:50):
Pretty sure it's in the Oxford Dictionary. Let's see.

Genesis (32:53):
What about Webster? I heard he's smarter than Oxford
was the weirdest dark bark barkof a giggle

Rick (33:10):
No. I did not laugh like that.

Unknown (33:16):
Check this out. So in the Oxford Dictionary, fridge a
piece of electrical equipment inwhich food is kept cold as it
stays fresh. The sentence theyuse is the kids tend to rate the
fridge when they get home fromschool refrigerator a piece of
electrical equipment in whichfood is kept cold so that these
fresh This is they use thedessert can be served straight

(33:39):
from the refrigerator.

Genesis (33:40):
It's the same exact definition same exact fucking
definition. Fridge refrigeratorthat doesn't make any sense.
There's gotta be some likeEnglish rule set that like you
can't have a D and an E next toeach other or some bullshit like
that. That's so weird. I don'teven think I say the word
refrigerator anymore. I think Ijust say fridge.

Unknown (34:01):
Oh anything that's a fridge. Just get it

Genesis (34:07):
devolving just fucking point all our messages are just
in pictures. You know, we'relike cavemen back again.

Unknown (34:18):
I mean, it's just easier. I got time for word,
right?

Genesis (34:24):
We're just efficient.
Spell correcting I was gettingmaking us dumber. Rick, you're
the only one with kids here. Solike when you're teaching them
like English and spelling. Howhard are you struggling?

Rick (34:39):
I'm not struggling. The question?

Unknown (34:43):
Oh my god. Okay, this, this Okay, so I'm googling some
right now, just to be honest.
And this one has got Rick's namewritten all over.

Rick (34:56):
I don't want to hear it.

Unknown (34:57):
Okay, okay. Why is it called Oh taking it up if you
live in

Genesis (35:11):
Florida I get it. I know

Rick (35:13):
I get it. I get it, don't ya but like,

Genesis (35:17):
no

Rick (35:21):
so why is it called taking a dump if you're leaving it
right? Yeah, that's what you useit. Yeah. Okay. Do you
understand this? Yeah, I'msaying yeah, I think I get it. I
mean,

Unknown (35:34):
please, please elaborate on what you think you
get.

Genesis (35:37):
So why is

Rick (35:38):
it called taking a dump?
If you're leaving it you're nottaking it anywhere you're
leaving it day okayso I'm saying what not to say. I
get it it's I guess it's funny.

Genesis (35:55):
It's not funny.

Rick (35:58):
Yeah, what I'm saying I just you guys I just don't I
don't think is

Unknown (36:06):
funny. Every is pretty damn funny. Especially you in
your bathroom proclivities.
proclivities. There we go.

Rick (36:14):
This year for Christmas.
I'm getting you it fucking butday to

Unknown (36:18):
day we'll be outside box.

Genesis (36:21):
Hey, listen.

Unknown (36:25):
To fuck with me.

Rick (36:28):
Wait, Jen, you said you'll try it. Alright. Dude, is this
gonna change your life?

Genesis (36:37):
We'll see. We'll see.
I'm a little hesitant on whatthat installation process is
gonna be like in the firsttrying of it. I

Rick (36:45):
think it's super easy.
It's super easy.

Unknown (36:49):
There every time. I'm about to go pick it up. Okay,
now 1015 minutes late. You justhear oh?

Rick (36:58):
No, you hear you hear the hissing sound on the water. It
makes like, it makes like alittle hissing sound. That's

Genesis (37:05):
what you want to hear from your toilet bowl. What are
some horror stories with snakesin the toilet?

Rick (37:11):
Look, please don't say that. Because like I'm already
paranoid.

Genesis (37:15):
So yeah, you live in a rural area. So those snakes are
there.

Rick (37:23):
You kind of do too, though. You

Genesis (37:26):
exist out here in West Coast.

Unknown (37:30):
A lot of these are pretty dope.

Genesis (37:33):
Yeah, so like, I mean, even if it's funny or not, I
think we should probably startsaying I gotta go leave a dome.
Like that just makes sense.
Right?

Unknown (37:41):
Makes sense. It makes sense. Like I'm taking a dump.
Where am I taking it? And why?
Question.

Genesis (37:51):
Just leave that shit there. double entendre?

Unknown (37:56):
I've never thought about that.

Genesis (37:59):
I'll see you once you go down the rabbit hole. Like
there's a lot of different waysto look at this world. And
that's the point I'm trying tomake.

Unknown (38:05):
If you're at a restaurant, and you're waiting
for the waiter, aren't you thewaiter? Say it again? If?

Rick (38:13):
Oh, you didn't get it, you stupid bitch.

Genesis (38:20):
All right, right. You can have that one. Did you get
it? All right. Yeah, I got

Unknown (38:26):
it. Let's say if you're at a restaurant, and you are
sitting at the table waiting forthe waiter, aren't you the
waiter? Ooh.

Rick (38:36):
This episode needs to just be changed to high thoughts.

Genesis (38:40):
Essentially, that's what it is. Yeah. It's funny
about that you put a negativeconnotation that like high
thoughts, Stoner thoughts, butit's really, when you smoke
weed, right? You're expandingyour perception a little bit.
And you're, you're viewing theworld from a whole new light.
When you're waiting your waiterat the restaurant, what do you

(39:05):
think about this? What if we gotthe whole ecosystem completely
wrong? We as humans are not atthe top of the food chain. But
maybe plants are the ones thatare farming us, giving us oxygen
until we eventually die and turninto the mulch to which they

(39:26):
consume.

Unknown (39:27):
I mean, if so they're playing the long game.

Genesis (39:35):
They're surviving. I mean, what's the long game
there? They want to keep usalive. Yeah, but

Unknown (39:41):
you know, we're tearing down trees left and right. And
they ain't making what you know,maybe they they came up with
COVID like, Y'all got out ofhand put you on punishment for
two years so we can get back up.

Genesis (39:51):
What about allergies?
That's a punishment.

Unknown (39:55):
I was using the devil.
Yeah. Trulia?

Genesis (39:59):
That's I'm keeping us at bay

Unknown (40:02):
at bay when we have Benadryl

Rick (40:11):
Have you ever driven through like, Sage you might
know this more driven throughCountry Club Hills where there's
just like all that pollen andshit floating everywhere and
it's the most terrifying thingin the world Yeah, I got it I
got pretty bad Thanks mom.

Unknown (40:31):
I don't know about that. But what I do doo doo doo
Yeah, somebody's gonna say it

Genesis (40:36):
makes you leave it

Unknown (40:41):
when I'm driving and let's say I'm on the highway and
there's like construction orsomething you know, they'd be
sometimes we have like clouds ofsmoke or something like that.
Like I will always roll up mywindow right when I'm about to
get into it and roll it down andI'm passing as if that's somehow
protecting me a feeling whatever

Genesis (40:59):
read that that's actually worse to do when you're
dry because like your enginetakes that in and then it comes
through your fence either way, Iguess. Either way.

Unknown (41:12):
I mean it's I don't know I don't know why I'm like
oh, I don't want those particlesin my

Genesis (41:16):
No I think it's understandable to do

Rick (41:19):
that you also turn down your radio to see better

Unknown (41:23):
I'm sorry I don't know why that's the thing. Like you
everybody like if you lostpeople turn on the radio if
you're if you're trying tobackup your car you turn down
your radio I don't know why

Genesis (41:37):
help you focus obviously.

Rick (41:41):
Yeah, I'll be focused. But Amen Yeah,

Genesis (41:44):
dude. What if you thought about that the fog I do
totally do that. With the new

Unknown (41:51):
self driving cars What if when they're not to park or
reverse the radio justautomatically like wait a
minute. You're supposed to headis under control

Rick (42:02):
to tweet at Elon Walsh right now and tell him to set
that

Genesis (42:07):
you know what's funny about the self driving cars I
was just talking to Kurt aboutthis that once they're like
fully automated there's gonna beno need for windshield wipers
anymore. Because that is purelyfor us to see that the car

Rick (42:25):
thing? Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. But I would think
they would still install itbecause they want you to be able
to see not not the car but themanufacturers would wear

Unknown (42:33):
the did you see the video the cop pull it over the
self driving car? And it wasn'tit wasn't anybody in it. And
when he went back, he went backto his quadcopter calling and it
just drove off.

Genesis (42:50):
driverless car

Rick (42:52):
it was hilarious. If I didn't live in Illinois or own a
house. I would absolutely get aTesla dude was so bad. I'm
really bad. I got a sheet metal,y'all. Yeah, not well, you know,
like 70k

Unknown (43:08):
know what I came up with a $30,000 model. Yeah, it's
not even

Rick (43:11):
that it's just I heard they're really bad with like ice
with like the super coldweather. They're

Genesis (43:18):
really good with ice.
Yeah, they're actually quickerthan engine motors.

Unknown (43:23):
I would I would I can see the cold weather because
with the battery

Genesis (43:28):
now that that maybe that's a different but like as
far as reaction time to likepatches of ice and like being
able to traverse it. Way betterway safer. But I don't know
about the battery last night inthe cold.

Unknown (43:39):
Oh, didn't I read an article the other day isn't your
state 100% Sustainable engineer?

Genesis (43:45):
I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I would have been
anywhere that would have beenpossible a lot of people there's
a lot of like incentives to getsolar panels and all that kind
of stuff everybody drives afucking Tesla out here to are
the Tesla manufacturers. It'sliterally like 10 minutes from

(44:05):
me to

Rick (44:07):
I want a Tesla so bad. I slick

Genesis (44:11):
videos on YouTube like people getting in them for the
first time because I'd like zeroto 60 and like fucking a half a
second or whatever it is. Zoom'sOh, that's sick. Like oats and
shit though. Like I feel likethere should be like Yat Sen
like using Tesla technology.

Unknown (44:30):
Yeah, it's are expensive as fucking as it is
you think I'm about to buyweight first and foremost. Let's
take a trip that you want me tobuy an electrical? Yeah. Let's,
let's literally let that sink ina little bit. Fine.

Genesis (44:47):
So that was one question. They didn't ask the
guy that built the hydrogenblimps that were filled. You
really think that's a good idea?
That'll be fine.

Unknown (44:59):
Nothing about that.
sounds like it'd be a good ideanothing.

Genesis (45:02):
so hear me out here.
Lawyers hope you get sued.
Doctors hope you get sick. Copshope your criminal mechanics
hope you have car trouble. Butonly a thief which is prosperity
for you

Rick (45:20):
know that's kind of fucked up.

Unknown (45:25):
I mean, it's true though,

Rick (45:27):
lobby. Yeah, you're definitely not wrong.

Unknown (45:30):
I mean, how bad would it be you getting robbed? And
they start asking you for allyour money like man I got none.
And he starts finding out andyou be like you know what you
need a couple books

Genesis (45:41):
and that wraps you back.

Rick (45:44):
Oh man so you do you don't good now we run out about your
real quick down.

Genesis (45:49):
That's like anybody that just came famous. I'd like
some small town or from poverty.
We're coming out. Oh, you'redoing good. Let me get some.

Rick (45:58):
Yeah. Oh, yeah, that might be your case. When you come back
this way. Oh, are you makinggood money now? By Mr. McDonald
firm's costs

Unknown (46:14):
can I just say from don't actually watching the
video the other day. There'scompanies who make just super
elaborate as safe rooms now.
Yeah, that'd be in one companyspecializes in like, like almost
like James Bond type shit. Solike, you want to be able to
press a button and some shithappens. That leaves it open to
it.

Genesis (46:36):
I've always wanted like a secret room. That would be so
cool.

Unknown (46:40):
There's one company they don't make a safe room.
They made a safe house. Thatonce you get in, if the if
somebody breaks in it, fuckingdeadbolt locks every door in the
room. It's every glass isbulletproof, can't be shattered.
It releases knockout gas throughthe vents.

Genesis (47:01):
I think you'd have to take a test and several courses
to just determine youreligibility for something like
that. Because there's a lot ofdumb motherfuckers that probably
are not ready to handle thecomplications of a house
demanding

Rick (47:15):
no and you would be the type of person to be like hey,
why don't you come over realquick and set the alarm right
before they get there?

Unknown (47:24):
Not because they know it. Night Out everybody. Even
even if you're in a room, it'syour house. You get knocked out
to

Genesis (47:35):
party a gents house I don't ever remember shit.

Rick (47:37):
I could see you walk in Jen's house. And then right
before you both pass out he saysyou better hope you wake up
first. Yeah,

Unknown (47:52):
yeah. safe rooms are cool, though. Yeah, but in the
movies. It always baffles mymind that when somebody locks
herself in a safe room, thethief or crooks or whoever sit
there and take all that timetrying to figure out a way to
break into it. I'm like, thisdesign for this exact thing.

Genesis (48:13):
Yeah. Oopsie

Unknown (48:18):
like you think they ain't ready? It feels me if I
had a safe room and I knewnobody could get in. And I had a
group of people coming in I'mhaving a video of what I'm doing
playing on the outside so theycan see they're gonna be in
there trying to break in and beon there playing Xbox talking.
Still here

Rick (48:37):
are like you still here.

Genesis (48:40):
You really have to watch that movie crush the skull
because it's built around thishouse. That's basically what
you're describing there. Likethe whole house is on lockdown.
I think it out.

Unknown (48:51):
Yeah, that's like hostage with Bruce Willis.

Genesis (48:54):
Yeah, in my opinion, one panic room.

Unknown (48:57):
Yeah, now we don't talk about pentagram.

Genesis (48:58):
I'm like that one. Was that Forest Whitaker? Oh,

Rick (49:03):
what's the forest? And Jody I think it was

Unknown (49:07):
Jennifer. Sure. But wait, wait, hold on. What?

Rick (49:11):
Yes, I saw it it was Jared Leto within it. Wow. Yeah, it
was Forest Whitaker

Unknown (49:21):
Foster is in passage and that man

Rick (49:24):
hostage is a great fucking movie.

Genesis (49:28):
That was pretty good.
Love that movie.

Unknown (49:33):
Hits blood with the alphabet in alphabetical order,

Genesis (49:44):
oh bars Oh put the alphabet now fanatical order
Yeah, it was there. Do you thinkthere was a system to that

Rick (49:52):
has no fucking clue.
That's really, really good.
Because yeah, it's like Whodetermined that's the
alphabetical order? And why didwe all just accept it? Like,

Genesis (50:06):
makes sense? Right one and then you get to one plus one
is two. And

Rick (50:11):
boy does it though. Yeah, if I go

Genesis (50:15):
up the amount of things

Rick (50:17):
that right, right, you go up the amount of things right.
But like, I don't know how tosay this without sounding
incredibly stacking. Yeah, waitfor it. Who named it one? Like,
what? How did they come up withone? Like,

Unknown (50:32):
are you saying one or one like one?

Genesis (50:35):
I don't know where they came from. But I don't know how
they figured it out.

Rick (50:40):
I mean, figure it out.
Yeah, that day. Yeah.

Unknown (50:43):
Well, I mean, I think that it's only one here in
America. But it's, it'sdifferent. Like one has a
different word and every othercountry,

Genesis (50:51):
right. But they do mean the same thing.

Unknown (50:53):
They do mean the same thing.

Genesis (50:54):
There's math.

Unknown (50:55):
Well, they only mean the same thing. Because English
is our first language. To them.
One means the same thing. It'sOh, no, because Uno is there.
Right? It's really it's aperspective.

Genesis (51:05):
It's a concept.

Rick (51:07):
Huh? Yeah, I

Unknown (51:08):
have no idea. No idea who put down why does

Genesis (51:11):
he have to be a front?
Why couldn't they be in themiddle somewhere?

Unknown (51:16):
Do and that's crazy part because I remember so. I
was like we you took French youtook? And we both know Spanish?
Like the alphabet for French andEnglish and Spanish, for the
most part is the same. Yeah,like they just wanders in there.
And the other thing? Yeah, theyjust pronounced different. You
step outside of that, likeJapanese kanji. They got no

(51:37):
fucking a.

Genesis (51:39):
Yeah, it's just like ideas, right? Yeah. I'm

Unknown (51:41):
like, What the fuck is this shit? Like, how do you
learn a language of this?

Genesis (51:47):
You ever saw rival? Oh, yeah.

Rick (51:50):
Wait, no, I'm trying to think is that with Jeremy Renner
is? Yeah, I think yeah, I sawthat.

Genesis (51:59):
Jeremy Renner. Is that green?

Rick (52:03):
Yeah, I saw that. It was pretty good. The other one was
good too. With Natalie Portman,I think. And Oscar Isaac,

Unknown (52:11):
you just say it names now. Five movies. Oh, shit. We
can't wait. What was it called?

Genesis (52:20):
It was it was the Netflix original wasn't? Yeah.
That was like Evanescence orlike no lessons coalesce. I'm
looking at the basically theyhad this like bubble that like,
yeah. And when you went into it,like whatever this bubble was
doing it was like splicing andcombining DNA from everything

(52:43):
that was in the area. And thisreal trapeze point happens plot
twist at the end, and it wasreally good.

Rick (52:50):
Yeah, I can't remember what it was. And I don't see it.
Oh, not annihilation. No. Way.
All

Unknown (53:00):
right, was telling me about that when it came out.
I've just never

Rick (53:02):
watched it. Yeah, it was really good. Movie. Well,

Unknown (53:06):
he mentioned it. And I thought it had something to do
with aliens. And I'm just tiredof watching alien movies.

Genesis (53:12):
Kind of feels like if you were to watch the trailer,
you would think that but Iwouldn't say it is. I mean, it
kind of is. But it's not really.

Unknown (53:18):
If you want to Prometheus Yeah. If you didn't
know that was an alien originstory. Like it might be dope. I
love Prometheus. I loved it. You

Rick (53:26):
know, it was a alien prequel or whatever, before you
saw it. Or,

Unknown (53:30):
again, I'm friends with RC if I didn't want to know, I
would go. No.

Genesis (53:37):
I think you've seen it way too late. So I was already
privy to that. And

Rick (53:40):
yeah, I saw it. I knew it was there before I even saw it.
Because I you know, of coursewaited too long to see it.
Everyone was talking about it.

Unknown (53:49):
Too long. 11 years.

Rick (53:52):
That's why I'm seeing Doctor Strange this Friday.

Unknown (53:55):
Yeah, I'm trying to do this Friday too, because it's
spoiling when I read Islam issupposed to be so many
surprises. Ramy. Let's go. Buthold on. Did you are you
watching moon night? Yeah, yeah,I'm caught up. Okay, because you
know, I guess the ending of moonnight is tomorrow. Straight
strange. It's Thursday. Sopeople are saying it's gonna

(54:16):
it's gonna lead into DoctorStrange. Interesting.

Rick (54:19):
I hope so. Do moonlights been awesome.

Genesis (54:22):
I haven't watched it yet. Oh, good.

Unknown (54:25):
It's only 676 episodes.
You can get in and out.

Genesis (54:28):
Yeah, yeah, I need to just sit down and powerhouse
through a banana KitchenNightmares binge.

Unknown (54:33):
Don't just, you know.

Genesis (54:37):
I'm trying to learn what not to do right off the
bat.

Unknown (54:39):
I'm having watched tonight there's a new show on
TBS that I want to watch but Ijust haven't gotten around to
it's called rat in the kitchen.
Oh, God. So is it kitchencooking show where they you know
they competing for money,whatever. But somebody's a mole
and he just they're just afuckup people's dishes. Oh. And
have to try to figure out who itis. Before it's too late. I

Genesis (55:02):
like all big brother days.

Unknown (55:03):
Yeah. Sounds dope. I just haven't got around to it.
Yet

Genesis (55:07):
CBS has been having a lot of those like interesting
game show style shows. Alright,so this one might be a little
disrespectful to Rick, but sayeven I can really feel this
question or the statement I'mabout to make. I feel like this,
this type of people don't get asmuch attention and love maybe as

(55:29):
the as the other side.

Unknown (55:32):
I don't know where you go with this.

Genesis (55:36):
So tall people are expected to use their reach to
help shorter people. Right? Butif a tall person were to ask a
short person to hand themsomething they dropped on the
floor, it'd be insulting.
Explain that.

Unknown (55:50):
I mean, I never thought about it. It's like it would be
insulting. Here he goes, likeyou're trying to say I'm sure

Rick (55:55):
Wait. How is this insulting to me?

Genesis (56:00):
Like, tiny man, it's okay.

Rick (56:03):
First of all, please don't start that.

Genesis (56:07):
You're like Tom Cruise.

Rick (56:10):
I am five eight, sir. So first of all, fuck you. Second
of all.

Genesis (56:18):
Would you consider yourself to all

Rick (56:21):
for a male? No. Like, I learned a long time ago that you
know, I should

Genesis (56:31):
you so how many times have you asked someone to get
you to some higher self? Oh,

Rick (56:42):
I only have ever because, dude, I would rather wait till
no one's around and hot mic isup to grabs. Before I ask like
you get them.

Genesis (56:53):
A little stepstool in your apartment?

Rick (56:55):
No, I don't know, there is one in here. For the girls.

Genesis (57:04):
You've never used it.

Rick (57:06):
No. I've never had to use it.

Genesis (57:09):
Okay, it's okay.
There's definitely one in herethough. But it's really girls.
So if I asked you to picksomething up off the ground for
me, because I'm just too tallfor you insulted by that.

Rick (57:19):
That's the thing. I don't think I'd be insulted. I think
it would just be like, me justbeing like, Okay, I got you
don't worry about you know, yougot a bad back or I would think
of anything other than all yourto call like, I wouldn't know I
would not think that at all.
They'd be like, Oh, someone'sbeing like, Oh, I got too much
money. I don't know where to putit all. I wouldn't think that at
all.

Genesis (57:43):
All right, next one.
This one's actually pretty. Yougot one. Yeah,

Unknown (57:47):
one for you. Did you know that? When you are, and
this could be either high ordrunk. But when you're faded AF
you're actually a palindrome.

Genesis (57:58):
Faded A F faded F A.
Oh, I don't use the word AFthough. Because I'm not like a
millennial.

Unknown (58:10):
I mean, it's quicker.

Genesis (58:14):
lol

Unknown (58:16):
is fucking quicker.

Genesis (58:19):
That is a palindrome it's a wreck. If you didn't know
what a palindrome means. That isa word that is reads the same
forward as it does backwards.

Rick (58:27):
Appreciate it. Appreciate the lesson there.

Unknown (58:32):
Okay, now this this is all in this funny list,
whatever. But this is a seriousquestion that I have. When you
are born deaf. What language doyou fucking think?

Rick (58:45):
Now here we go here the real question. Okay.

Unknown (58:50):
I'm taught this like what the fuck?

Genesis (58:54):
Yeah. If you're deaf, what what do you like think?
What language do you think? Andyeah, well, I guess you would
learn sign language, right?

Unknown (59:02):
Yeah. What are you thinking? Right? Are you seeing
your hand? Like when you'rethinking you're just seeing
hands move. Like,

Genesis (59:09):
they have an alphabet.
So I mentioned they can spell sothey can put where they just
went? And they probably wouldn'tknow like the sound of what it
means, though. And that's whatwould be like, interesting.
Like, what are they? What areyour dreams like and things like
that? Or just yeah, like, whatyou're thinking

Unknown (59:25):
that motion pictures?

Genesis (59:29):
That you do? I do in the sense of like people who are
like bilingual, like, what doyou what, what language do they
dream in? If you're bilingual?

Unknown (59:40):
I don't know about being bilingual, or what's in
your head even. So, the humanbrain is amazingly Yeah, so I
didn't believe it until somebodyrecorded me doing this one time.
But apparently sometimes when Isleep, and I attribute this uh
huh. represent me watching tonsof anime my entire life. I speak

(01:00:05):
fucking Japanese. In yourdreams. Yeah. Because I
sometimes talk with my sleep soand I sometimes speak Japanese.
I can't speak Japanese when I'mawake. Save my life.

Genesis (01:00:19):
Wait, so when you sleep talk, it's in Japanese
sometimes. And but you alsoremember dreams in which you're
speaking Japanese?

Unknown (01:00:27):
No, I don't really remember any of my dreams.

Genesis (01:00:31):
Asleep talking is Japanese.

Rick (01:00:32):
Yeah. Wait. So when you go to sleep in someone's next year,
I'm assuming. And he tells youwhen they tell you you're
speaking in Japanese. Do theyremember what it is that you
said? Like this is some from ananime maybe? Or?

Unknown (01:00:55):
Sometimes it is sometimes just like a song or
something from anime.

Genesis (01:00:58):
Yeah, cuz you mostly watch anime with subtitles
right? In the native language?
Yeah. That would make sense.
Yes. You watch a lot of it

Unknown (01:01:06):
since I was seven. But I mean, this will make sense.
But it's still just some fun tothink about. But if Professor X
can move objects with his mind,so then why can't he make his
legs move?

Rick (01:01:19):
Hilarious.

Genesis (01:01:22):
He did make himself fly at one but we have a why
wouldn't he? Yeah.

Rick (01:01:26):
The idea of walking. He would just have to use too much
brain power to likecontinuously. Maybe Yeah.

Genesis (01:01:36):
A lot. You got to like move in your leg to actually get
it to walk. It's not a differentparts. But I mean, he's like a
fucking class. What does itclass X? Mutant? Like the
highest form? No,

Unknown (01:01:47):
no, no, he's not omega class. He has a strong he has a
strongest telepath but I'm Omegaclasses. Phoenix

Genesis (01:01:55):
let's put it doesn't Dizzy we'll himself. Yeah.
Motor.

Unknown (01:02:00):
I don't even know if he has motor. I think he moves the
fucking chair. Does he move it?
I think so.

Genesis (01:02:06):
He might. I can't remember what he looks like now.
Patrick Stewart. Oh, yeah, I gotthis one's participatory. Okay.
You guys.

Unknown (01:02:20):
Just participate. It's not raining.

Genesis (01:02:27):
All right. You might be right, Rick. All right. You guys
got to try this guy? No, you goteverybody listening to this is
about to try this too. Becauseit's fascinating. This kind of
goes along with your, your sinand then one. But when you say
forward or back, your lips movein those directions. What do you

(01:02:48):
mean your lips move in thosedirections? Say the words and
then you'll know.

Rick (01:02:53):
Oh, yeah. So if you say for your lips kind of

Genesis (01:02:58):
out out there listening. I hope you tried
that. And it's up to that aswell. Or word back? That
direction?

(01:03:22):
Sounds kind of fun, huh? Yeah,

Unknown (01:03:24):
I literally you just broke me a little bit.

Genesis (01:03:31):
Oh, you had one say?

Unknown (01:03:33):
Okay. Okay. If you drop soap on the floor. Is the floor
clean? Or is the soap dirty?

Rick (01:03:41):
Who?

Genesis (01:03:43):
Well, okay, I think we need to talk about

Unknown (01:03:48):
struck a nerve. Let's go.

Genesis (01:03:51):
Ray would talk shit about me all the time. Because I
just use the bar soap on my bodyto clean not like a wash rag or
nothing like that. A loofa. Youjust use your bare hands. I use
the soap bar. While I'm sayinglike you would with my hand.
Yeah, hold the bar and I rub iton my body. So the bar is clean.

(01:04:11):
So if it drops, would you say ifit drops on the floor? Is the
floor clean?

Unknown (01:04:15):
Is the floor clean? Or is the bar dirty? Just like if
you have a if you have a dirtybody and you're cleaning off?
Just rubbing the soap on yourbody. Yeah, the soap is mixing
with the dirt and you're rinsingit off your body. But is that
soap now? clean? Clean. Wow. Areyou also washing the soap while

(01:04:38):
you rinse?

Genesis (01:04:42):
But since the bar is soap, it's clean. You rinse off
a little bit like can bacteriagrow in? So I would assume so.
Then I feel like then weshouldn't be just leaving that
motherfucker out like we doright or well

Unknown (01:04:57):
it's 2022 if you're not using body Last shall not fuck
you don't realize

Genesis (01:05:03):
this doesn't seem as effective is like feels like
it's not effective. I know theclean from a bar soap cleaning
that about body wash. Rick, Idefer to you. What is your tool
of choice?

Rick (01:05:26):
I use body wash and rag.
wash cloth.

Genesis (01:05:33):
sounds so funny when he says the word rag like that.
Just makes me wonder why.
There's nothing funny aboutthat. But I use body wash and a
rag.

Unknown (01:05:47):
I think you know,

Genesis (01:05:49):
what do you clean the rag? When do you clean the rag?
Ooh.

Unknown (01:05:54):
Oh, no. I can answer this. Because I don't use a rag.
I use a loofa. When you cleanthe LUFA the LUFA says on there.
You're supposed to throw it awayand get new and every 30 days,

Genesis (01:06:07):
though you do? Yeah. To the tee? Yeah, to know. I mean,
are you stretching sometimes?

Unknown (01:06:16):
Just about get a loofa you can kind of tell because you
know, because it starts offsuper compact. And it just gets
looser and looser and looser.
And then you're like, well, thisain't really hold. Oh, I

Genesis (01:06:26):
see. Yeah, it starts unwinding itself. Yeah. Just a
rag on a stick. Simpsons.

Unknown (01:06:34):
Okay, so like, this is a white folk thing, some black
people and I don't really getit. Where they will take a
shower. Dry off with that showerrack with a shower towel. And
then hang that up and dry it forto dry. Then use it again.

Rick (01:06:51):
Yeah, no, that's, that's wild.

Genesis (01:06:54):
So what do you do?

Unknown (01:06:55):
I put it in my dirty clothes, hamper. And wash it
when it's time for me to washclothes. Yes.

Genesis (01:07:02):
So do you have like

Rick (01:07:05):
10 gels Genesis. Are you about to sit here told me you
have one towel in yourapartment?

Genesis (01:07:14):
I have a couple of towels. But that I use the same.
The same towel gets hung up anduse the next day. Yeah, how old
is the thing?

Rick (01:07:24):
Yes, definitely a thing.
But how many times do you use atowel before you wash it? Or do
you now wash it like amania?

Genesis (01:07:32):
Just replace it?

Unknown (01:07:33):
I mean, think about it.
Have you ever washed clothes?
And then you know, forgot to putthem in the dryer until the next
day? Yeah, they have thatmildewy fucking smell. It's the
same thing with the fucking

Genesis (01:07:47):
the law of materials that goes into these towels
that's meant to be

Unknown (01:07:53):
it's cotton. What materials?

Genesis (01:08:00):
Like, that's the normal thing to do. Like no, it's

Unknown (01:08:03):
not. It's not normal. I think.

Genesis (01:08:06):
I think I probably use it far too long before between
washes. But I don't think everyday especially you Rick, if
you're you wait, wait a minute.
If you shower after every timeyou shit. That means your towels
are being used up. You have tohave at least 40 towels.

Rick (01:08:22):
No, I have 10

Genesis (01:08:26):
I've been shower at least once a day, right? Yeah.
And you shit. Maybe twice a day?
No. Once a day. So maybe towelsin a day.

Unknown (01:08:37):
Well, we've heard I use I use to show

Rick (01:08:40):
let me let me dispel this rumor now. Because I don't know.
I don't know if I actually saidthis. I don't actually shower
every single time I take a ship.
It's like you, you. It's likeyou have hundreds if not every
single time like 90% of the timelike I took a shit gotta get out
of the shower. Now,

Genesis (01:08:59):
percent of the time.
That's a lot of towels thatyou're burning through.

Rick (01:09:03):
Yeah, but there's a washer and dryer in the building takes
10 steps to get to it.

Genesis (01:09:08):
I don't have that convenience either.

Unknown (01:09:11):
Oh, I wouldn't say that. That's I'm sorry. The one
towel thing. The one the reusingthe same type of things. Wish it
to me. Because it's just notclean to me. But then I think I
might be over clean. So like Isaid, I use two towels per
shower. Towel. Yeah, I use atowel to dry off the bottom part
of my body in a towel to dry offthe top part of my body. I don't

(01:09:33):
want to I don't know. No, Idon't want to be I don't want to
dry. I don't want to tell that Ijust dragged my ass and balls it
and then put it on my face likeOh

Rick (01:09:45):
yeah. That's why you do your face and stuff first.

Unknown (01:09:53):
Yeah, but then But then here's my theory with that. If I
do my face and stuff first, thenlogical to solve that problem.
No, no, no, it's not let mefinish. If I do my face and
stuff first, then the towel wasdamp and I feel like it's not
really drying the bottom part ofmy body.

Rick (01:10:08):
But is there that much water on your face? Compared to
the money between

Unknown (01:10:13):
my hair? My face and my back? No, I'm gonna I'm gonna
work my way down. You

Genesis (01:10:19):
see, I kind of like drip drying while I'm in the
shower.

Rick (01:10:22):
Yeah, I do. I definitely do. I drip dry a little bit and
then I'll actually go a stepfurther and like, do a little
shake.

Unknown (01:10:30):
And also, name one man takes a shower and when they get
out of shower, the first thingthey don't do is put the towel
around their waist.

Rick (01:10:38):
I'd probably I don't like when I get out the shower. I dry
off I do face and kind of workmy way down. Right I

Unknown (01:10:49):
think perhaps easier we just wrap the towel around your
waist. You put the other thanover your shoulders dry that off
so then now you can if you wantto shave or brush your teeth or
something like you got now yourbody is drying you're not
dripping everywhere. Like youcan do so many more things

Genesis (01:11:07):
I don't feel like I'm gaining that much time by doing
that

Unknown (01:11:10):
you're not but just smelling fresh

Genesis (01:11:15):
so colognes for and lotions and Cologne maybe
because you guys are using bodywash that you're still like not
clean after so you're like doingprocedures non clean

Unknown (01:11:28):
shit. I just I've always been like I don't like I
don't see it. And I don't I'mnot gonna sit there especially
not gonna dry my face and see itall first because you know I may
get out the shower and then wantto go and start doing like some
exfoliation or something on myskin. So drying my face off is
kind of pointless.

Genesis (01:11:47):
Are you a morning shower or a nighttime shower or
night?

Rick (01:11:54):
Night most of the time?

Genesis (01:11:56):
That's madness. Really?
Yeah. I'm on a morning showeronly. Why? Because it wakes you
up and like I don't know

Unknown (01:12:04):
so yeah, so your bed is just dirty shit problem just off

Genesis (01:12:16):
shower with like waking up like it doesn't seem like
something like would be able torelax afterwards like and feel
like nighttime.

Rick (01:12:24):
But see up in the morning regardless. Like I don't need
something to really wake me upwhen I wake up. I'm up.

Genesis (01:12:31):
Wake up at 4am yield.
Fuck. I'm not old.

Rick (01:12:36):
That's what Mark Wahlberg does. And

Unknown (01:12:38):
there's nothing better than taking a nice hot, long hot
shower at night. drying off andthen laying down underneath your
coat sheets. That were put tosleep.

Genesis (01:12:51):
I don't take bath at night. Not a shower.

Unknown (01:12:54):
Okay, so in themselves

Rick (01:12:56):
are dirty shit. You soak it in your token in your

Unknown (01:13:01):
field. And honestly, if you even if you take a

Genesis (01:13:05):
shower, sure, but if I'm shower then I'm good.

Unknown (01:13:08):
Oh, if you take baths, your posts a shower after the
bath.

Genesis (01:13:12):
Yeah, maybe a public bath.

Unknown (01:13:14):
No any bath. You're just laying in your filth. You
never noticed when you got outthe fucking bath and let the
water out that little ring thedirt.

Genesis (01:13:23):
Fucking working construction solchen image you

Unknown (01:13:27):
know it's not it's not construction. It's like you
laying just in a bath orwhatever. That's dead skin cells
are coming off. Like a lot ofoils. And you know, Greece or
whatever are leaving your body.
So it was very good for you. Butyou're still just laying in it.
So that's where he posted justtake a shower afterwards to wash
the excess off you. You werejust letting your skin absorb
that shit right back up.

Genesis (01:13:49):
Just give me keep my layers of defense.

Rick (01:13:54):
layers of defense. Gross.
How long do you go? Betweenshowers. You take a shower every

Genesis (01:14:03):
day? Every day? Yeah.
Okay. All right. Yeah, let's sayI say

Rick (01:14:06):
Don't tell me. Yeah, I hope you don't take showers like
you use your towels.

Genesis (01:14:15):
Speaking of bathrooms, clear toothpaste tubes would
make just so much sense when itNo.

Unknown (01:14:20):
I mean, I don't really use tube anymore, though. What
do

Genesis (01:14:23):
you use? The little pump? POM? Yeah. Yeah,

Rick (01:14:28):
I have. I gotta look this up. I don't think I've ever seen
one like that.

Genesis (01:14:33):
What does? How does it work?

Rick (01:14:36):
Like so like lotion? Yeah.

Genesis (01:14:39):
You like press it down and then you just slide your
tooth brush underneath it.

Unknown (01:14:43):
Yeah. I gotta sit there and try to fight the fucking to

Rick (01:14:47):
do either of you use a Waterpik

Unknown (01:14:52):
Yeah, yeah, I have one.

Genesis (01:14:53):
I've been looking into getting one of those though. Are
they nice? Yeah, they're

Rick (01:14:56):
pretty dope. I definitely recommend does I hate flossing

Unknown (01:15:00):
You gotta get used to it though that first those first
couple of times, you'll be like,What the fuck is going

Rick (01:15:03):
on? Hold on, hold on, hold on. So you have no problem with
water shooting in your mouthlike that. But you got a problem
with this shoot up. Yeah,

Unknown (01:15:10):
those are those are two completely different things.
Completely different things.

Rick (01:15:18):
Oh, man.

Unknown (01:15:19):
You mean you don't know you drink water in your mouth?
That's a natural thing allright.

Rick (01:15:30):
This one might be getting away from me

Genesis (01:15:38):
Yeah, I would want to get one. Because I just recently
got one of those like, the sonictoothbrushes and so like what
other like sort of technologicaladvances have there been?

Unknown (01:15:49):
Yeah, one of those.
Those are nice. Well, you hateit because it makes you actually
spin the adequate amount of timeper se. You can't just go go
crazy.

Genesis (01:16:00):
Like that did kind of annoyed me at first I was like,
Don't tell me how to live mylife. But it was like the part
that just scrubbing in likebeing really hard. Like my
toothbrush. I go to those thingsfast because they fucking break
them down. If I'm just sittingit on each tooth for like, you
know, five seconds, fiveseconds, five seconds and then
bottom inside. All that shitdoesn't feel like it's as

(01:16:20):
effective as the scrubbingnature. But I know the science
apparently is valid on it.

Unknown (01:16:25):
you brush your teeth with a normal toothbrush. Then
take your tongue and likebrushing across your teeth.
Brushing with a sonictoothbrush, you will tell you
will be able to feel thedifference. Yeah,

Genesis (01:16:36):
for sure. No, because usually like when I wake up,
I'll brush with the regularbrush because it's quicker. I
can just bang it out real quick.
And then at night before I go tobed, I'll use the sonic one.

Unknown (01:16:46):
You know what annoys me? They keep coming out with
all these different fuckingmouth washes. They do all these
phenomenal things. How come theyjust can't come out once a year
you got to worry about brushingteeth anymore. You just go
ahead. Put that in there. 3045seconds swishing around cleans
everything. Spit it out and keepmoving.

Genesis (01:17:04):
So check this out. Did I just come up with something?
Remember how we talked aboutdoctors hope you get sick and
lawyers hope you get sued andall that. Dentists hope you get
fucked up teeth. Yet. Nine outof 10 dentists are recommending
our fucking toothbrushes.

Rick (01:17:24):
Oh, wait, was he

Unknown (01:17:27):
I would not give anything explained. I see what
you're saying. But I'm not sureI agree with it considering it

Rick (01:17:35):
because it's not like to for us. That doesn't make

Genesis (01:17:39):
us a thing that they want our teeth to be fucked up.
So they're recommending thething that we think is caring
for our teeth.

Rick (01:17:47):
And you're saying is not care for it?

Genesis (01:17:49):
And it's not because they are recommending it because
of how poor it is. So thatbecause it knows that that will
our teeth will get fucked up.

Unknown (01:17:57):
I don't think they want our teeth to be fucked up for
the simple fact that I don'tknow if this is still true. But
for the longest time dentistshad the highest suicide rate.
Fuck. I don't think they want Ithink they want our teeth to be
cool. They just over it.

Genesis (01:18:14):
I wonder what the thought process is like, I want
to be a dentist.

Rick (01:18:17):
Why? I mean you're just in fucking yuck mouth all day,
dude. That would drive anybodyman.

Genesis (01:18:27):
I didn't know that. You have to fact check on the high
suicide rate and that was likepostal worker.

Rick (01:18:33):
I thought it was like aircraft traffic controllers.
It's like 10 I didn't know didthis or that high? Air traffic

Genesis (01:18:39):
control. Yeah, the people that hold fucking lights.

Rick (01:18:43):
What are they got to know but they they have a high
suicide rate because

Genesis (01:18:47):
oh, wait, you're talking about the control tower
guys.

Rick (01:18:51):
About the ones that are outside yet with lights? Yeah, I
think you've ever mCherry gamesthat his sister came in and told
us that they have a pretty highsuicide rate. Wow. There. Well
that later because Yeah, cuzthey're responsible for any of
that kind of shit with planesand stuff. So if they fuck up, I
actually think she said it wassome like treason or some shit.

(01:19:13):
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna look that upreally quick, because it was a
pretty wild thing.

Genesis (01:19:19):
I would think there are like, at least 100 other
professions that would yieldthat kind of mentality out of
out of them working conditions.

Rick (01:19:27):
She also very much could have been fucking with me.
That's true. tone.

Genesis (01:19:32):
I just have a couple here left. The voice in your
head has grown up as you haveand at one point was also a
child. I mean, that that's kindof interesting to think about,
right? Yeah. Yeah.

Rick (01:19:45):
Yeah, for sure.

Genesis (01:19:46):
I mean, I remember being younger, but can you
remember your mind like yourvoice inside your head being
younger?

Rick (01:19:53):
I you know, honestly, that's a good I love it. Because
like thinking about when I was akid, obviously I don't remember
have any thoughts that I had tomyself? But that's very
possible.

Genesis (01:20:04):
Yeah, I'm trying to like think if I can remember
thinking, I can rememberthinking and like if the voice
was different or thoughtdifferently or to

Rick (01:20:17):
their number two, the No, no. Dentist dental center number
two in the top 11

Genesis (01:20:25):
Oh shit, who's number one?

Rick (01:20:26):
Number one is medical doctors.

Genesis (01:20:30):
Wow

Rick (01:20:34):
You know, I get it, because doctors, if I'm not
mistaken doctors kind of tend tothink highly of themselves. And
if you fuck up and someone dies,yeah, it kind of is a real ego
trip. You're kind of like,you're fucking with yourself and
thinking like, oh, man, what amI not that good and right.

Genesis (01:20:56):
Especially the high stakes high pressures situations
like practitioner but

Rick (01:21:02):
yeah, plus, if you fuck up something like that. I mean it
really no one else to blame. Butyou, right? I mean, you can't be
like, Oh, well, the hospitaldidn't pay their electric bill
was like, No, you you did that,sir.

Genesis (01:21:16):
Damn, that's nuts.
Yeah, I think like, yeah,because you spend a lot of time
and going through school tolearn how to make the best
decision. You can in anysituation, the amount of cost
that goes into that, then youbecome the person in that
hospital. That's like makingthese tough decisions on calls.
Makes sense? Yeah.

Rick (01:21:38):
Yeah. Yeah, to be number two. I mean,

Genesis (01:21:43):
I guess you were right about the Yep. Bob thing.

Rick (01:21:51):
You imagine looking at someone's mouth. On a daily
basis?

Genesis (01:21:56):
My dentist seems pretty happy.

Rick (01:22:02):
I mean, yeah, but I mean, every day, dude, you're looking
at just some of the nastiestmodels, like you ever see
someone? Like, you could justlook at them. I don't know what
it is. I almost generalizepretty heavy there. But do you
ever look at someone that youcould just tell like you clearly
don't brush your teeth? Like,why are they yellow? Like?

(01:22:28):
What's wrong with you? Likebrush? Oh, man. Like, don't be
an asshole. Don't there areother people out here too.

Genesis (01:22:35):
It's crazy how little we kind of take care of
ourselves. Like in general. I'dlike even just all like us three
right here. Like, I'm surethere's always something we
could be doing better to makesure we take care of ourselves
better.

Rick (01:22:46):
But we don't. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I think I like to thinka lot of us. We work on
ourselves in different ways,right? I'm actively trying to
lose weight. Right? I actuallywent to get my teeth worked on,
you know what I mean? So I'mtrying, you know, a couple of
decades. Too late. But never toolate. Too late. But yeah, I

Genesis (01:23:09):
took 34 years to get there. Right? Or 32 years. But
we have that time period.
Especially like, when he Iforget what age it is. What is
it like in your 20s is whenthere's an actual like that
invincibility feeling and thenyou kind of lose that. And then
reality kind of kicks you whenyou're 30. And you're like, this

(01:23:30):
body isn't gonna last forever. Ishould probably maintain it a
little better.

Rick (01:23:37):
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They might have been trying to throw
a football, like very recently,or like, oh, oh, no, I didn't
get winded, but like my arm waskind of sore. Like, oh,

Unknown (01:23:49):
you couldn't throw a football when you were younger,
though? No, I

Genesis (01:23:52):
mean, I could. I was pretty good. He was doing
instead of watching on themovies.

Rick (01:23:56):
Yeah, I was. I was pretty good at football. Basketball was
okay. But, like now, I don'tthink I'm even going to try
doing like the Kobe fadeawaything. I'm gonna fucking break
my ankles and help. Yeah, hip.
My back is gonna be like, Oh,no, oh, no. It's gonna be young

Genesis (01:24:17):
guy in America with a fake hip

Rick (01:24:23):
I'm gonna be in my TV I got I got a poo in the morning.

Genesis (01:24:30):
Gotta get those probiotics. Lucky. Did you know
that? You guys might not beaware of this. But you know
every phone number that exists?
Because you just don't know whoit belongs to

Rick (01:24:49):
do. Speaking of phone numbers, have you guys been
getting text messages from yourneighbor numbers?

Unknown (01:24:56):
No, that was a whole thing. I was going around around
for a while. I didn't know theybrought that back.

Rick (01:25:01):
Yeah, I got a text today from like a 20 group chat from
19 different people that havejust one number difference.

Genesis (01:25:11):
Oh, I've never

Unknown (01:25:12):
heard of this. Yeah.
They've been doing it because itbecame viral because one girl
did it. And the person hurtneighbor number was, um, Captain
America. Can you think his nameright now, Chris?

Genesis (01:25:25):
Yeah, my blu ray back bitch.

Unknown (01:25:29):
actor's name.

Genesis (01:25:30):
Yeah. Yeah,

Rick (01:25:32):
that's funny. I got a text from my number neighbor from one
of them. No. Yeah, one was justlike, hey, what's going on? I'm
your number, neighbor. And thenthey were like, what you are
what you're doing?
Like we were going back andforth. And then it got weird

(01:25:54):
when they said something like,I'm at a park. And then they
took a picture of the park andlike, so you just sit in a park
by yourself? Like, I don't seeanybody else.

Genesis (01:26:04):
Your number of neighbors are fucking weird.

Rick (01:26:08):
He's a baby person, dude, for sure.

Genesis (01:26:13):
Rick, why don't you tell our listeners what your
number is. And so if anybody outthere that is your neighbor
number, they can reach you.

Rick (01:26:19):
Oh, sure. Let me get that for you right now. I will tell
you my number you'd like I don'thave your number saved in here.

Genesis (01:26:28):
I have like five of yours saves

Rick (01:26:31):
data data as you got it.

Unknown (01:26:34):
I got one for you. What came first? Don't do it. The
color orange or the fruit?

Genesis (01:26:42):
I had that one on mine.
Mine was our oranges namedoranges because oranges are
orange, or is orange namedorange because oranges are
orange.

Rick (01:26:52):
Wait, no, I think Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. They're
definitely named orange becausethey're orange. Because aren't
they called something else? Likedon't they have a different
name? They weren't. They werecalled something else before
they were called oranges.

Genesis (01:27:06):
Are you sure? Citrus?

Unknown (01:27:09):
No. Yeah, yeah. No. Let me let me go to some stores. No.
Yeah, like tangerines,mandarins, but those are all
different types of. Yeah.

Genesis (01:27:22):
Right. Yeah. Or

Rick (01:27:26):
there's a whole website, saying which kind of team first?
Orange you glad we solve thismystery? Oh, my God,

Genesis (01:27:35):
I had to guess we would I feel like we would have had to
have the color first because thefruit is not just everywhere.

Unknown (01:27:45):
See? I would say the opposite. I would say fruit
first. Here it is, as peoplejust need that creative.
Alright, somebody just oh, thisis like this looks like that.
This is orange now.

Rick (01:27:55):
Yeah. So this website, Reader's Digest Sega the ads is
and where you're

Genesis (01:28:03):
at? That's the subscription? Because you're
old? No, I don't have asubscription. I just Google

Rick (01:28:13):
says the answer is neither says well, one did come before
the other. But neither wasactually the first meaning of
the word. The linguisticancestor to today's word Orange
was actually first used todescribe the tree that the fruit
grows on the words roots can betraced all the way back to
Sanskrit. In that language, theword muranga meant orange tree.

(01:28:38):
So to describe the color, so thefruit, right, so exactly the
fruit. What came from the fruit,but they're using it to describe
the tree as orange tree. Sothey're saying

Unknown (01:28:51):
it came from the fruit, right? It's it's because a tree,
the fucking tree.

Rick (01:28:55):
They're saying that this tree just came.

Unknown (01:29:00):
Because somebody was just that whoever wrote that
needs to be fucking slept.

Genesis (01:29:05):
We didn't have the color orange before that. Well,
I think there's nature. So wewould have to have seen other
things that are the same coloras an orange.

Unknown (01:29:14):
Like, oh, that's that color that? Yeah, we really need
a name for

Genesis (01:29:20):
that Quite. Quite yellow. Like the sun, the
fucking sun is more orange. Likeyou would that would be the
thing like why not call the sunin orange. And then you call it
orange as a sun? That would makemore sense to me if that's how
history was written.

Unknown (01:29:39):
You got to remember, you know, people used to think
well, can you say people used tothink people think that the
earth is flat? So

Genesis (01:29:45):
yeah, Rick. Oh, no,

Rick (01:29:47):
hold on. Hold on. Hold me in there with those assholes.

Genesis (01:29:51):
I can't wait to have that discussion.

Unknown (01:29:53):
Is that worth the discussion?

Genesis (01:29:57):
Discussion for sure.

Rick (01:29:58):
Why are there people in the discord Are they believe the
Earth is flat?

Unknown (01:30:03):
I must say I was about to sign on right now and start
booting people.

Rick (01:30:09):
You gotta go, you gotta go.

Unknown (01:30:11):
We don't need that type of negativity in here.

Genesis (01:30:14):
Is it bullshit that eyelids don't completely black
out like? Yeah, it's

Rick (01:30:19):
complete bullshit. You have one job like you like, I
feel like you should do your onejob. Well, you know?

Genesis (01:30:35):
Yeah, that's kind of bullshit in my eyes. The last
one I had here. Oh, did you haveone sage?

Unknown (01:30:40):
Is the s or the C.
Silent incent?

Genesis (01:30:47):
Oh, like smell? Yeah.

Unknown (01:30:51):
Was the seaside?

Genesis (01:30:53):
Because it's the second letter only it's only like a
it's only like, tag team letter.
You know? He's just theretagging along with

Rick (01:31:05):
the way wouldn't the first letter be silent because like
words like psychic. You don'tsay post psychic. So like when
the SP silent in this case?

Unknown (01:31:15):
Or you know you have herbs but nobody says ah, herbs.
But that's only that's only herein the US in England. They say
herbs.

Rick (01:31:27):
I got in the biggest argument with my friends about
herbs. Because we were playingResident Evil five. And this
dude was like, Are you sayingherbs? Like, yeah, this herbs?
He's like no, you fucking idiotis herbs. I like the why is the
ace there if it's not supposedto be saved,

Unknown (01:31:50):
it really stood out to me. It annoys me but I do
further away that the thealuminum aluminium aluminium. I
didn't like the way that soundsawful. That just sounds better
to me.

Genesis (01:32:04):
I like the way they say umbrella. The hood? How did he
say I'm Brother bumper shootthey call it a Bumbershoot

Rick (01:32:19):
Did you ever hear that Hannibal Burris joke about the
scones. Like I'm not callingcookie scones. Like a five
minute rant that's funny. He'slike I'm not calling a cookie a
biscuit. Water biscuits.

Unknown (01:32:39):
They call french fries.
Chips. Chips. Yeah, yep. Theywrote 911 They became American

Rick (01:32:46):
freedom. Amen. Got a lot of freedom. Don't

Genesis (01:32:52):
you have a back back to the letters though? Real quick,
cuz I know you guys experiencedthis given from where we're
from. But how many? How manypeople did you like? Just roll
your eyes at that say Illinois.

Rick (01:33:03):
Oh, are joules?

Unknown (01:33:07):
I can tap that. If you want to pronounce the s in
Illinois. Illinois. No, you gotme saying it. If you want to
pronounce the s in Illinois.
Whatever. Do you know that youlive there? Wait, let me finish.
I'm about to go. If you go downsouth, these motherfuckers
thinks Chicago is the state.

Genesis (01:33:30):
Well, to be fair, is like Washington DC. Is not a
state. Call. Right? Right.
That's like Rhode Island.

Rick (01:33:42):
Somewhere in Virginia?
Yeah. Virginia. Yeah. RhodeIsland's way the hell up? East
northeast.

Genesis (01:33:50):
So I can I can understand like, if you're not
familiar, like you would think.
No, no, not before. Okay. What afuck you are?

Rick (01:34:01):
Anywhere says Chicago for elmarie. Illinois.

Genesis (01:34:05):
Do you guys remember the song? Alabama? Alaska,
Arizona, Arkansas.
I can only remember the A's.

Rick (01:34:19):
I was just thinking about do I remember like state
capitals? I probably could name

Unknown (01:34:28):
say, okay, I can understand if you for myself
thought that Chicago was thecapital.

Genesis (01:34:32):
That's true. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown (01:34:35):
Why Springfield's the capital? I will never
understand. Yeah,

Genesis (01:34:39):
there's gonna be an actual reason

Unknown (01:34:41):
why? Nobody knows.
They're what

Rick (01:34:43):
they were there. They were like the capital is the same.
It's like, like, like NewHampshire is the state and then
like the Capitol is likeHampshire something. It's
something that I think there'sone that's

Genesis (01:34:59):
all I couldn't, I can barely remember the states.

Unknown (01:35:04):
I mean, there's a lot of there's a lot of use of
states. Yeah. A lot of statesthey're just they're

Rick (01:35:11):
like, why are there two Dakotas? Right or why they're
two Carolina?

Genesis (01:35:16):
Let's see. Yeah, there's the North and South
Dakota North and South Carolinaand then

Rick (01:35:26):
they gave us a new met in New Mexico for some reason. I
mean, that kind

Unknown (01:35:30):
of jazz. You know, we stole

Rick (01:35:33):
but that's I'm saying, give it back, you know? As far
as North and South,

Unknown (01:35:41):
but they didn't. They didn't keep that same energy
with the Virginia so there's aWest Virginia

Genesis (01:35:48):
is there an East Virginia? No.

Unknown (01:35:51):
They didn't keep that same energy.

Genesis (01:35:54):
Power to Virginia.
They're like fuck that. We'renot a direction

Rick (01:36:01):
is there one state that you guys would want to go to?
That's like, no one thinks tothis state ever.

Genesis (01:36:07):
Oh, like, like, our opinion state?

Rick (01:36:10):
Not an unpopular opinion.
But like, if you can go to onestate that just like you like,
just curious what the fuck goeson in that state? Because it's
never in the news. No one evertalks about it.

Genesis (01:36:20):
What's that state?
That's just like, it's like, ahard square on the map. Or like,
it's like my own. Is that it?

Unknown (01:36:28):
I think is Nebraska actually.

Genesis (01:36:32):
Let me pull up a map. I pulled it No, no

Rick (01:36:34):
doubt. knew that

Unknown (01:36:35):
being said though.
Keeping that same for thelongest time I forgot what state
was to the left of Illinois.
Because I don't know why do wealways Indiana? Yeah. I was
like, What the fuck, you know?

Genesis (01:36:54):
I was right is Wyoming.
It is Wyoming? Yeah.
Motherfucker is just way tooperfect. Yeah. I kind of want to
know, the ad DS dream fuckingborders.

Rick (01:37:10):
Dude, you want to know as trivia I didn't know. Until
right now that Idaho is sofucking far away from us. Like I
said, I didn't realize it wasway the fuck over there. Like I
don't know. It was like next toIO.

Genesis (01:37:28):
You are the host. Oh, Mike.

Rick (01:37:30):
All right. All right.
1990s

Genesis (01:37:33):
joke. Let's go. A fourth

Rick (01:37:35):
grade joke. I

Unknown (01:37:37):
think it's Yeah, I think it is Texas that's set up
like that. That did this. But Icould be wrong, but I'm pretty
sure I'm not. The reason Texasborder is shaped the way it is.
Is 100% Because of racism.

Rick (01:37:51):
They were like No, we don't want that.

Unknown (01:37:55):
No, no, no, they had to keep that law passed that you
had to live below this.
longitude and latitude in orderto keep your slaves so Texas was
like fucking take that part. Wedon't need

Genesis (01:38:09):
it. Was that the little lip that Oklahoma has? Yeah, I

Unknown (01:38:12):
think I believe it was Texas. Uses

Rick (01:38:19):
look at the state dude. me thinking about the state that I
would probably go to the dog.
I'd go to Delaware.

Genesis (01:38:27):
Delaware. Yeah, that's a good one. What the fuck is
going on in Delaware? Right.
Ma'am.

Unknown (01:38:36):
Murder. Murder.
Delaware's not a safe place.

Genesis (01:38:40):
Or the house Delaware.
So? Yeah. Really? Well, thechange of 91 over there by new
by Pennsylvania and shit.

Unknown (01:38:52):
No, they got a Napoleon Complex. Oh, that's like Yeah,

Genesis (01:38:55):
well, that's Founding Fathers states, right? Yeah,

Rick (01:39:00):
yeah. What about Maine?
Gonna mean?

Genesis (01:39:04):
I'm going to Maine for some laps or

Rick (01:39:08):
the Haven trip?

Genesis (01:39:10):
Straight to Maine.
Tropical or somewhere? Climate?
No, no. No, Maine.

Rick (01:39:21):
Yeah. If you want to see us go to Maine patreon.com/save.
Or buys me coffee.

Genesis (01:39:33):
There was a show I used to watch I think on the history
channels like how the states gottheir shapes. I remember each
episode they they talked abouthow each state ended up with a
border but I can't remember anyof that.

Unknown (01:39:45):
We 21 Wilmington.
Delaware reported one of thehighest murder rates in America.

Rick (01:39:53):
But wait, hold on. Wait. I wonder is that like some per
capita shit? Yeah. It alwayssays The per capita Well yeah,
but I mean, like, it's like,people in one town murdered

Unknown (01:40:06):
than yeah they do but if you got 12 people in one town
and four of them got murdered Iain't leaving the house.

Genesis (01:40:12):
Like I don't want to live there.

Rick (01:40:15):
But what if it's like some personal beef shit like you're
fine. They're not gonna fuckabout

Unknown (01:40:20):
this is a serial murderer 12 People forgot
murdered shit. Looking at thenumbers

Genesis (01:40:28):
I'm gonna go to mean it's time to get out of here

Rick (01:40:32):
or you know a let's go to Long Island. I know it's not a
state but it's gonna go toolong.

Genesis (01:40:39):
I always think Wait, is New Jersey a state or is that a
city? State? Now when I was

Unknown (01:40:47):
New Jersey, the state Connecticut Rhode Island
Massachusetts New HampshireVermont.

Rick (01:40:53):
Ball Vermont Bernie, Bernie. I wouldn't

Unknown (01:41:01):
mind my own mind going to Washington but not like
Seattle, Washington. Just likesome fucking off skirt. Ask
Washington like maybe thissomewhere just like on the
border of Washington inCalifornia and Canada.

Genesis (01:41:14):
Yeah, my hair is really beautiful up there. Yeah.

Rick (01:41:18):
I would go to or when it's Oregon races.

Genesis (01:41:21):
No, hippie. America.
You say? Oregon has Yeah, a lotof like, millennials have moved
there.

Rick (01:41:31):
How many states have you guys? Okay, my bad topic.

Genesis (01:41:38):
This is a tangent friendly episode. We'll see if
DSP keeps any of this shit in.
He just cuz

Unknown (01:41:47):
he's like, Yo, we're just started talking about maps
for

Rick (01:41:52):
the Kudo fund cares about.
Talk about shower thoughts as

Genesis (01:42:00):
well, I have I have one last one left. And, you know, I
thought this one is prettyinteresting as far as having a
view of the world and maybe someinsight into the perspectives
that we see every day. I'm verycurious what sage thinks about
this. Because I wonder, well,we'll just get into it. A
different version of you. existsin the minds of everyone, you

(01:42:23):
know? Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

Unknown (01:42:28):
Well, maybe not. I would think for people like me,
I would say maybe just at work.
But outside of work, no. I'm afirm believer, you're not
meeting my representative.

Genesis (01:42:41):
Sure. So but either way, you have a version of
yourself that you go and see.
And even just the person thatyou go to the grocery store and
you you meet, they're gonna havea different version of you.
That's in their mind. True.

Unknown (01:42:55):
But then they also say to us and around that same
thing. They said also that youactually look five to 10% Worse
than you think you look when youlook in the mirror. So if you
think you look really good, youprobably don't look that good.

Genesis (01:43:12):
Not see the mirrors. I hate these. You always seem to
fuck me. Especially the ones I'mlike, clothing stores. Why those
mirrors are? bullshit, man. Mydesk not what my mirror at home
makes me look like it's brand.
New. It's probably the lighting.
Yeah, it's 100% of the lightingand the mirror.

Unknown (01:43:32):
They're not using fucking fun show funhouse
mirror. Maybe they might be.
It's just a regular Don't askme.

Genesis (01:43:40):
Like, what the fuck is that? But I have heard them say
like, if you were to see youridentical twin you wouldn't
recognize, like in the streetslike, I wonder why that's a
thought. And this other thing Ijust saw to that people this
little like, trend that peopleare trying out. If you split
your face in half, right, andthen you you each half and then
you mirrored it so that itcopied the other like the same

(01:44:02):
side. Does that make sense? Solike if you took a picture at
face drew line down the center,cut it in half, and then you
murdered it. And then you hadtwo new faces, you would look
like two completely differentpeople on each of those faces.
Because your right and leftsides aren't fairly symmetrical
to the tee. So you end uplooking like two separate
people. I'll actually Photoshopmaybe I'll do that for the

(01:44:25):
cover.

Unknown (01:44:27):
Some people do have damn near close symmetrical
faces.

Genesis (01:44:32):
They often are more successful, especially in
acting.

Unknown (01:44:37):
Yeah. Because it's just pleasing to the eye. So they
perceived as beautiful.

Genesis (01:44:42):
Exactly. It'd be interesting if I could like,
have a catalog of like, whatversion of me everybody that's
encountered me actually has liketo just see that book and be
kind of scary.

Unknown (01:44:58):
No What if that very version of you, that everybody
has in their mind. Now, staywith me because I'm taking a
little journey here, I was gonnado it, that version of you that
people have you in their mind,in their mind is actually a
whole different universe. Andthat version of you is actually
living out. But acting in thataccording way.

Genesis (01:45:19):
And that would be reciprocal to because I'm seeing
that person who's got adifferent version of me and I
got a different version of themwho's living in myself that has
a whole other universe in mybrain,

Unknown (01:45:29):
because then that makes you ask what if dreams aren't
actually dreams? It justglimpses into the to that
universe

Genesis (01:45:35):
into the other realms.
I like it, and we don't even gethigh. At least not often. tried,
he wouldn't even feel it.

Rick (01:45:49):
Oh, that's possible. I do want to try it out.

Genesis (01:45:57):
Great input.

Rick (01:45:58):
Yeah. The last thing you should know, but I've had one
but I think we already not as itfor me.

Genesis (01:46:08):
I didn't. Okay, no, no, I mean, sharing.

Rick (01:46:14):
No, I thought I was gonna say that one. But

Genesis (01:46:17):
I had one more that I didn't say, but I'll just I'll
quickly rattle this one off. SoI could just feel good about
completing my list here. It saysDo not touch would probably be
really unsettling thing to readin Braille. Oh arias. Can you
imagine? It happened, right?

Unknown (01:46:39):
It had to happen and you know, at that point in if
they could hear that music wouldbe playing that moment.

Genesis (01:46:49):
That's like begging for a skit to be made around that

Rick (01:46:52):
fate. So wait, so speaking of blind people, when do blind
people

Unknown (01:46:56):
know when to stop wiping? I can't say I've thought
about that before but that's agood question.

Rick (01:47:00):
Like it can't be a smell thing right? Because

Genesis (01:47:03):
hang on hang on. Am I doing this wrong? I don't need
my eyes to know.

Rick (01:47:07):
I mean you do though right.

Unknown (01:47:11):
You don't need to ask no if you're done wiping Yeah.
So you just go on faith

Genesis (01:47:20):
wait a minute you you explained to me all right.

Rick (01:47:24):
Wait, wait wait wait hold on. Hold on. When you wipe you
don't look you just wipe andjust immediately throw it in
toilet right oh look at mywhatnot though because you need
to see if there's still Brown inbetween the two

Genesis (01:47:39):
I feel like I have done it enough to be fairly accurate

Unknown (01:47:44):
isn't booty it's a lot

Genesis (01:47:49):
of work so far.

Rick (01:47:51):
This man walks around with

Genesis (01:47:59):
it she bought wake up with stinky finger so you you
wipe and then look and then tosswipe and then look and then toss
and until there's nothing left.

Rick (01:48:12):
Yeah, because you want to make sure you got everything

Genesis (01:48:15):
right you use a day so I'm surprised you're still using
this

Rick (01:48:19):
Oh yeah, you gotta you gotta still white because you
don't want water kind ofswishing around and like do mud
but is rough What was the lasthour Okay, no, that's that's off
conversate that's the ISU thatoff your break so to also wonder

(01:48:44):
about

Unknown (01:48:45):
No, no, just just wipe on faith.

Genesis (01:48:49):
There's a feeling you feel when there's no more like
you feel like a differenttexture by the time you're
clean.

Rick (01:48:55):
Do you feel a connection between you and the toilet
paper? Like do you just feelthat the toilet paper is not as
heavy?

Genesis (01:49:05):
Like go under and in the toilet bowl and out with it
and then still feel like youhave to finessed to get it
without getting yourself inother areas your body

Unknown (01:49:14):
because you don't be looking I got I know you just be
your asshole be feeling like youjust wiping in. You're like man,
I should hurt

Rick (01:49:33):
me just keep walking around and just oh, maybe I
guess started firing there was

Genesis (01:49:40):
some sort of poll on this. Like, what's the
percentage of people that lookand don't look to us balled up
or do you fold make littleorigami?

Unknown (01:49:50):
Wait, who's bought toilet paper?

Rick (01:49:54):
Yeah, well, I bought it up to I don't I can't. I'm not in
our class. I'm not going to foldit. to appropriately just cry
what you need shoved into

Unknown (01:50:07):
point five seconds to wrap it to fold it. It takes
point five seconds to fold andwhite black,

Genesis (01:50:12):
wrap it around your whole hand. around your fingers.
You wrap it, and you come outand look. Oh, wow. That's an
interesting tactic. No, I

Rick (01:50:20):
balled up. Yeah, do a quick swipe. Do a quick look
like okay, cool. In this way yougo.

Genesis (01:50:28):
And this is why I said that. There has to be a better
like, we've we're fuckingdebating on like, how to fucking
figure out oh,

Unknown (01:50:38):
no, no, no. We're not debating. I'm 100% right here.

Genesis (01:50:46):
Well, you know, all blind people wipe their ass like
me, so we're fine.

Unknown (01:50:51):
Maybe they just take showers like Rick, do that.

Rick (01:50:54):
Have you guys ever gone into a public bathroom and turn
the light off when you leave?
When you know someone's taken to

Unknown (01:51:04):
take shifts and public bathrooms?

Rick (01:51:05):
I don't know. Say you go into the bathroom to just use
the bathroom and you hearsomeone taking a dump

Genesis (01:51:12):
and turn the lights on people. Light off

Rick (01:51:15):
I have before

Genesis (01:51:17):
purposefully.

Rick (01:51:18):
A couple of times.

Genesis (01:51:22):
I would scare the fuck out of me like oh, what's about
to happen to me?

Unknown (01:51:28):
Maybe in his mind, he was helping him because maybe he
thought that he hurt to dostruggling thought he might have
been constipated. You just gotscared shitless

Rick (01:51:36):
Yeah, just came right out.

Genesis (01:51:39):
And he left that dump.
And on that note, this episodeof The Haven exchange podcast
check us out every Wednesday fora brand new topic. A brand new
car My name is Genesis. It hasbeen a pleasure. You guys got
anything you want to talk about?
Anything upcoming? Probably notright.

Unknown (01:52:00):
Yeah, I mean, what I have to talk about is if Apple
made cars would it still haveWindows ponder on that.

Genesis (01:52:13):
Think about that one till next week guys. Windows
Hey, man. Borderline dad jokeright. Good dad. I think you're
ready. You're ready to make thenext move in your life. Fair
question. Baby sage on the way

Unknown (01:52:33):
I had a worse one. as well. If you work as a security
guard at Samsung store does thatmake you a Guardian of the
Galaxy?

Genesis (01:52:47):
I will Yeah. That I'm glad that's at the end. I'm glad
we didn't base a whole episodearounds stuff like that.

Unknown (01:53:03):
Pretty damn funny.

Genesis (01:53:06):
The videos are like try not to laugh from the dad jokes.
Those are pretty great. I shouldtry that.
Laugh you didn't earlier in theshow.

Rick (01:53:23):
You guys saw Peter I'm available
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