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“And guess who knocked everything off the top of the ice box? Marshall, with my golf club!”
“But anyway we went over to Silver Oaks, we're hitting up hill, down hill…and this gorgeous woman walks by...va-va-va voom!”
“Must have been a Miss America or somethin’. Short skirt…everyone lookin’ at her knees. Nothing like that in the navy.”
“Made Rita Weidemeyer look like Alices mother.”
“I had a little bit of a hard time hittin’ after that, but there was something wrong with my club.”
“Anyway a couple weeks later I see her again, but somethin’ happened…looked more like a wholesale butcher. No lipstick, tattoos all over her arms baggy pants, a deep voice.”
“She goes up to hit, opens up the top of her pants, looks down and what do ya think she says?”
“Hello balls!”
“Ya never seen so many clubs fly through the air at the same time. Everyone on the course runnin’ away top speed; even dove into the lake!”
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