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SPEAKER_04 (00:39):
I think we're just
gonna have a podcast.
I do fail.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome back to the show.
I am your host, Harley, joinedby my co-host and little sister
(01:03):
Taylor.
SPEAKER_06 (01:03):
Or should you say
brother?
SPEAKER_04 (01:06):
Our third co-host
and little sister Chris.
SPEAKER_05 (01:12):
Favorite, favorite
sister.
SPEAKER_04 (01:14):
Favorite sister.
Favorite sister.
So full full disclosure, this isour Halloween episode.
This is our This is Halloween.
SPEAKER_00 (01:22):
This is Halloween.
And oh didn't introduce me.
SPEAKER_04 (01:25):
Sorry.
That's crazy.
I'm not used to it.
It's been a while.
SPEAKER_05 (01:28):
The guest star
Brittany Spears.
SPEAKER_04 (01:38):
And our audio
engineer, DJ ABC.
SPEAKER_09 (01:44):
You look so cute.
Wait, Lindsay's Britney Spears?
SPEAKER_04 (01:48):
No.
SPEAKER_09 (01:49):
No, she's at Rule of
E, right?
unknown (01:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_09 (01:51):
Okay, okay, okay,
okay.
I was gonna say the cuffs.
SPEAKER_04 (01:54):
Um, so this is our
fourth annual Halloween episode.
SPEAKER_09 (01:58):
Fourth annual.
How exciting!
SPEAKER_04 (02:02):
I'm gonna be real
with you.
I had planned on doing like awhole jelly roll accent and
being like in character throughthe entire show.
However, I watched fourinterviews with him today.
SPEAKER_09 (02:17):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (02:18):
And I gotta be
honest, I think I might be the
biggest jelly roll fan in theworld now.
And and now I can't do it out ofrespect.
SPEAKER_09 (02:26):
Out of respect, you
can't sound like jelly roll.
SPEAKER_04 (02:29):
Well, I had a whole
thing planned.
I was gonna just like it was awhole thing.
Um, but yeah, uh, dude, we'llget into it here in a little
bit.
SPEAKER_09 (02:38):
But he's a good
dude.
I just don't like his music.
SPEAKER_04 (02:40):
Oh, it's crazy.
No, he's a great five.
Crazy, crazy dude.
SPEAKER_09 (02:44):
I needed to bring my
beard down more.
Um how embarrassing.
I'm realizing this now.
Um, can I tell Chris?
Oh, sorry, keep going.
SPEAKER_04 (02:52):
Oh, I was just gonna
say, I I think uh I'm I'm doing
all right.
I I sort of look like jellyroll.
SPEAKER_09 (02:57):
No, you do, you do
without the glasses.
SPEAKER_04 (03:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (03:02):
You're like a
prettier jelly roll.
SPEAKER_09 (03:04):
You are a very
pretty jelly roll.
SPEAKER_03 (03:06):
Happier jelly roll.
SPEAKER_04 (03:09):
Uh so should we go
around the room and say who we
all are?
Should that be how we start?
SPEAKER_09 (03:15):
I'm jelly.
This is AA.
Your baby is so cute.
I hear they're back.
SPEAKER_04 (03:27):
Um, so anyways, I'm
Jelly Roll.
Uh Chris, who are you today?
SPEAKER_05 (03:32):
I am Zach Brown.
I'm only wearing the beaniebecause I didn't have any
douchier hats.
SPEAKER_09 (03:37):
Honestly, the beanie
is arguably the doucheest hat.
SPEAKER_04 (03:40):
That is true.
I I would say.
unknown (03:43):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_09 (03:43):
It depends it
depends on a backwards cap, but
I think you did well with thebeanie.
SPEAKER_04 (03:47):
Well, it depends on
the curl on the beanie.
If it if it's curled up a littlebit, I feel like it's douchier.
SPEAKER_06 (03:53):
What?
SPEAKER_04 (03:54):
But when it's when
it's flat, I feel like it looks
more like I'm going to work.
Um, Taylor.
Sorry.
Taylor, who are you?
SPEAKER_09 (04:06):
I'm the minimum.
How do you guys think I did?
Do you want to see my referencepick?
So Taylor, is it just any ofthem?
Literally.
They all look the same.
Um, I did so well on my beardthat my phone won't open up for
my that's hilarious.
SPEAKER_04 (04:22):
Um, Taylor, do you
want to yep, yep, you killed it?
Yep, I know.
SPEAKER_09 (04:27):
Oh, sorry, actually,
it was this one.
I'm sorry, because he has asweatshirt on in this one.
SPEAKER_04 (04:31):
Are you going to
speak in rhymes the entire time?
SPEAKER_09 (04:35):
I wish.
I have been watching.
First of all, can we also showthat the only black cap I have
has a Mickey Mouse on it?
SPEAKER_04 (04:43):
Yeah, also you could
leave the Mickey Mouse thing
that still screams MM.
SPEAKER_09 (04:49):
Mouse in the house.
Um, anyways, so Mickey Mousepumpkin.
SPEAKER_07 (04:54):
Where did Mickey
Mouse Mickey the Mouse?
You do need that.
SPEAKER_04 (05:00):
Mickey the Mouse.
Um where did you get the pumpkinpillow from?
SPEAKER_05 (05:06):
I have no idea.
SPEAKER_04 (05:07):
Probably Walmart.
SPEAKER_09 (05:09):
Makes sense.
SPEAKER_04 (05:11):
Uh so the reason I
tried to call you earlier,
Taylor, yeah, is because Iwanted to tell you that every
time somebody brings up Eminem'sdaughter, you have to like
battle wrap them on the show.
SPEAKER_09 (05:26):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03 (05:27):
That's that's part
of your character.
SPEAKER_09 (05:28):
I only know how to
beat box and kick box.
Oh mess with me.
No, sorry, I was I was busy atHuey Magoose.
SPEAKER_04 (05:37):
Have you seen the
videos of the one guy that uh
does the Eminem impressions?
No, oh dude.
I think we can watch those onhere.
SPEAKER_09 (05:47):
Um, wait, you have
to Lindsay has to say who she is
and a little baby.
Why are you forgetting aboutLindsay and their baby?
SPEAKER_04 (05:53):
Forgetting about
anything because his other
girlfriend is here.
I'm not forgetting aboutanything.
I love the way her hair ishighlighted.
SPEAKER_09 (06:01):
Harley, are you
cheating on me?
So good.
It's like all good.
Sabrina got her hair done likethat too recently, but hers is
more of like uh like an auburnunderneath, like an auburn tone,
and it looks so pretty.
Yeah, oh I love that color ondevice.
SPEAKER_05 (06:17):
Yeah, what is what
is auburn?
SPEAKER_09 (06:19):
So it's like a red,
like a red brown, like a red
orange, or a red orange, yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (06:24):
Yeah, this might be
might just be a dumb guy thing,
but why not just say red brown?
I agree.
SPEAKER_09 (06:32):
What do you mean?
Auburn.
I mean, yeah, you know, becauseyou have to get the same, it'd
be like saying that um like tealis just a green blue or or a sea
foam green, you know?
Um, can I tell Chris somethingreally funny?
SPEAKER_03 (06:55):
Sure.
SPEAKER_09 (06:56):
So a few years ago
when we did this Halloween
episode, a major hurricane hitFlorida, and I did not hear from
my boyfriend for like what itwas a few days.
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
It was a long time because theyhad no self-service.
It was the worst few days of mylife, like didn't heard nothing.
Uh, he drove to a gas station toget enough self service to
(07:19):
FaceTime me, and I was fullydone up in post Malone makeup.
Yeah, and that is the first timethat he saw me in days that I
looked like post-malone, and Isaid, Wow, how embarrassing.
SPEAKER_04 (07:32):
So, anyways,
Lindsay, who are you?
SPEAKER_09 (07:36):
I am Avra Levine,
specifically from the 2002
complicated, complicated, yep.
Well, skater boy, technically,complicated.
SPEAKER_04 (07:44):
She's in the big
jacket, so DJ ABC ABC is Tiny
Kurt Cobain, Tiny Kurt Cobain.
SPEAKER_09 (07:52):
I he's not old
enough for his gun license yet,
so thank you.
I've been wondering what in theworld I'm gonna wear this shirt
for, and then when we werefiguring out what he was gonna
be 10-15 minutes ago, I waslike, Oh my god, that's Cobain.
That's scary, bro.
God, so cute.
(08:13):
I can't with this little baby.
Does he even know who I am?
Adam, do you know who I am?
SPEAKER_07 (08:17):
Is that TT?
You got hair in your mouth?
SPEAKER_05 (08:22):
I'm really glad I
didn't go with uh adult Kurt
Cobain.
SPEAKER_04 (08:28):
I'm really glad I
didn't go two years ago, yeah.
All right, so you guys ready forthis?
SPEAKER_09 (08:35):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (08:35):
This guy does
impressions of Eminem, and it's
the funniest.
SPEAKER_08 (08:39):
Oh, wait, no, I do
know this guy.
I lied.
SPEAKER_01 (08:43):
I keep sneezing.
Because I got fucking allergiesin his peak season for the
stupid weed trees and grass.
Complete freedom, no, but thebreeze breeze, and it's blowing
around a pollen, which attacksmy immune system.
My immune system's kneesweakening.
Fuck.
I need a good Samaritan to bringme some clariton.
(09:04):
It's embarrassing.
SPEAKER_02 (09:10):
He's so good.
SPEAKER_04 (09:11):
He's so good.
Um, so full disclosure, guys.
I prepared nothing for thisshow.
SPEAKER_09 (09:19):
Love.
Can we talk about our Halloweenplans?
SPEAKER_04 (09:22):
Uh, we we're gonna
talk about our Halloween plans.
We're gonna talk about Lindsayand I bought a house.
We're this is the first episodeof We bought a house.
SPEAKER_09 (09:33):
You have to
clickbait it.
SPEAKER_04 (09:34):
We're gonna um we're
gonna talk about uh uh I already
clickbaited when I said ohhello.
Whoa, it knows who discards it.
SPEAKER_09 (09:48):
Why did it do that?
SPEAKER_04 (09:49):
It follows hand
gestures.
SPEAKER_09 (09:52):
Did you get a good
camera?
SPEAKER_04 (09:53):
Your house is
haunted, Lindsay.
SPEAKER_09 (09:55):
But I didn't move.
SPEAKER_04 (09:57):
No, Adam raised his
hand.
SPEAKER_00 (09:59):
So it's gonna raise
our roof the entire time because
that's all he does is raise hishand.
SPEAKER_04 (10:05):
This is I gotta
daddy.
SPEAKER_05 (10:09):
I gotta figure out
how to turn this thing off.
Adam does not like mama's newboyfriend.
SPEAKER_09 (10:15):
No, no, he does not.
Stranger say, Where's my dad?
SPEAKER_02 (10:19):
Oh, this is wild.
SPEAKER_09 (10:23):
Why are you hip
button your dad?
Oh, I cry too.
SPEAKER_02 (10:26):
What are you hold
on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I also okay.
SPEAKER_04 (10:35):
Well, that's okay.
You don't have to see me, Iguess.
Um so anyway, we're we're gonnatalk about all of that.
We're gonna talk about um alleach one of us is dressed as a
different musician.
So we're gonna talk about eachmusician.
SPEAKER_00 (10:52):
Other hand, dang.
SPEAKER_04 (10:54):
It can't see this
hand.
SPEAKER_05 (10:58):
Your other left.
SPEAKER_04 (11:02):
Uh we're gonna talk
about the musicians that we are
and songs from them and thingsthat we enjoy about them.
SPEAKER_09 (11:11):
And MM wrote my
favorite song.
SPEAKER_05 (11:17):
Is it the one about
Michael Jackson?
SPEAKER_09 (11:19):
What?
SPEAKER_04 (11:20):
Um the one about
Michael Jackson, Michael
Jackson, cleaning out my closet.
Okay, I think I figured it out.
SPEAKER_09 (11:29):
No.
SPEAKER_04 (11:32):
What is happening?
I am having some technicaldifficulties.
This is awesome.
SPEAKER_09 (11:37):
Do you like me as a
dude?
SPEAKER_04 (11:39):
Here we go, here we
go.
SPEAKER_09 (11:41):
With eyeliner.
Um, sorry, Dylan has to see howcute his nephew looks.
SPEAKER_04 (11:46):
That's fine.
Wait, ask Dylan if he knows whoeach one of us are.
SPEAKER_08 (11:54):
Do you know who each
of us is?
Who each of the who each of usare?
Who each of us are be?
SPEAKER_04 (12:03):
Who each of us be?
SPEAKER_09 (12:04):
Huh?
You have no idea.
You don't know who Harley is?
Jelly roll.
Lindsay's Avrol of I'm having astroke.
Thank you.
Um Adam's Kirk.
Chris, who are you?
Bob Dylan?
What is it?
Zach Brown?
SPEAKER_02 (12:25):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_09 (12:26):
Zach Brown.
SPEAKER_02 (12:27):
Who are you?
Bob Dylan?
SPEAKER_05 (12:31):
Tell Dylan about it.
I want to see a kiss right now.
SPEAKER_09 (12:36):
Uh hey, Chris wants
to see us kiss because I look
like a dude.
He said that feels wrong.
It's a little gay.
SPEAKER_05 (12:46):
Do it.
Yeah, I sure hope it does.
SPEAKER_09 (12:51):
He can't be caught
kissing a dude, even a pretty
one.
That's great.
You can't hear nothing.
That's unfortunate.
All right.
Well, see ya.
SPEAKER_02 (13:04):
We love you, John.
SPEAKER_09 (13:06):
They love you.
SPEAKER_04 (13:08):
You better open that
up.
SPEAKER_00 (13:10):
If so, what's going
on?
SPEAKER_04 (13:11):
You um so we got we
got a house, guys.
This is this is the new studio.
Um it's not completed yet, butit for you know general gist of
things, it it looks alright.
SPEAKER_09 (13:24):
And as on Harley
Farr, the H and the B in the
back are not level.
SPEAKER_04 (13:27):
Yeah, they're close
enough.
SPEAKER_09 (13:29):
No, they're not.
SPEAKER_04 (13:30):
No, no, they're not.
SPEAKER_09 (13:32):
No, they're not.
We might want to redo that.
SPEAKER_04 (13:35):
So actually, I think
I'm gonna see if there's a
company who will make a neonsign of our logo, and by that,
put it there.
SPEAKER_06 (13:44):
Yeah, that'd be
really cool.
SPEAKER_04 (13:46):
In front of me is uh
second set, uh, but it's not
done yet.
Um, but the house is comingtogether nicely.
We've been working very hard onputting stuff together.
SPEAKER_06 (13:59):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (14:01):
Um it's lit very
nicely.
We are crystal clear.
SPEAKER_09 (14:07):
Yeah, you are.
SPEAKER_04 (14:08):
Uh Chris has a new
camera.
Yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_09 (14:11):
I thought the
quality looked great.
SPEAKER_04 (14:14):
Look so good.
SPEAKER_09 (14:15):
Look at Schiffy,
guys.
Now I need something new.
You guys have a new house, Chrishas a new camera.
You have a new beard.
SPEAKER_04 (14:21):
You have a new
beard.
SPEAKER_09 (14:22):
Oh, I do.
Um does Chris know JustinBleber?
SPEAKER_04 (14:28):
Uh, I don't know.
Well, probably because he wentthrough all of the episodes.
SPEAKER_09 (14:32):
Oh, it should have
been Justin Bleber.
SPEAKER_04 (14:35):
No, that's been
done.
We already did that.
SPEAKER_09 (14:37):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (14:39):
Taylor.
SPEAKER_09 (14:40):
I yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (14:41):
So I know that
you're a big MM fan.
Chris, are you a big Zach Brownfan?
SPEAKER_05 (14:46):
No, God no.
SPEAKER_04 (14:48):
Yeah, me either.
SPEAKER_05 (14:49):
So Check and Friday
is about it.
SPEAKER_04 (14:51):
I was gonna say,
we'll we'll save you for later.
Um, because I think I know likefour Zach Brown songs, and
they're all from that album.
Um, but let's start with Taylor.
I think we're all relatively bigMM fans here.
SPEAKER_09 (15:09):
What is I start
doing my eyebrows like this?
SPEAKER_04 (15:12):
No.
SPEAKER_09 (15:14):
Taylor, they're so
colored in.
I thought they were you shouldnot.
I should have.
SPEAKER_04 (15:21):
You would look like
the dad from American Pie.
SPEAKER_09 (15:26):
Um, what's his name?
Levy.
SPEAKER_04 (15:28):
Yeah, yeah, Eugene
Levy.
Eugene Levy, yeah.
SPEAKER_09 (15:30):
Um that's funny.
SPEAKER_04 (15:32):
So, what's your
favorite MM song, Taylor?
SPEAKER_09 (15:34):
Shake that.
SPEAKER_04 (15:35):
Um, pick a different
one.
SPEAKER_09 (15:38):
Oh, why?
SPEAKER_04 (15:39):
Because that song
sucks.
SPEAKER_09 (15:41):
What?
Um, I can't do rap god.
Everyone says rap god.
(16:13):
Can I go through the MMplaylist?
I like them all.
SPEAKER_04 (16:16):
Chris, do you have a
favorite MM song?
No.
All right then.
SPEAKER_05 (16:23):
No, I'm not a fan.
SPEAKER_09 (16:26):
Chris hates me.
SPEAKER_04 (16:28):
Chris, are you not a
fan of MM at all?
SPEAKER_05 (16:31):
No.
SPEAKER_09 (16:31):
What?
SPEAKER_05 (16:32):
Really?
I stopped liking when when itwhen it went from like the
nonsensical slim shady oh okay,okay.
SPEAKER_04 (16:39):
That's so when he
switched over to like serious,
serious music and being clean.
SPEAKER_05 (16:44):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (16:45):
You you liked it
better when he was like off his
rocks.
SPEAKER_05 (16:49):
Kind of kind of
crazy.
Yeah, oh, definitely.
I mean, I like my entertainersthat way, just like you know,
with football.
You know, let those guys takesteroids.
I want to see what'll you knowhow far the human body can go.
SPEAKER_06 (17:00):
Yeah, you know what
I mean.
SPEAKER_04 (17:01):
Um, I would ever say
sports.
My favorite Eminem song is Stan.
I love Stan.
SPEAKER_09 (17:07):
I was I knew that
one was yours.
That makes sense.
You do love that song.
Um, are you okay withMockingbird?
SPEAKER_04 (17:13):
Yeah, Mockingbird's
good.
SPEAKER_09 (17:15):
That's the whole
album.
What's your favorite Eminemsong?
Oh my goodness.
Um honestly, I prefer hisfeature on the song Forever
that's technically by Drake, buthis little part is like oh, it's
so good.
So good.
It just it hits better than anyof the other people in that
(17:37):
song.
Yeah, which is like everybody.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (17:41):
Um, isn't he in that
song with like the mon is it
Rihanna?
SPEAKER_09 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (17:45):
Monsters.
SPEAKER_09 (17:46):
Yeah, I'm just gonna
and and uh um The Way You Live.
Oh, that's what it's called.
I love the way you lie.
SPEAKER_04 (17:53):
I'm friends with the
monsters.
So yeah, she's on that one too.
SPEAKER_09 (17:58):
Under my bed, yeah,
yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (17:59):
Yeah, that one and
that's paper airplanes, paper
airplanes in the night sky,BYOB.
SPEAKER_09 (18:08):
And isn't it Haley
Williams from Paramount?
SPEAKER_04 (18:11):
It might be, I'm not
sure.
SPEAKER_09 (18:12):
Pretty sure it is.
Um, can we talk about somethingreally quick?
SPEAKER_03 (18:16):
Sure.
SPEAKER_09 (18:16):
So Africa by Toto
came on.
The radio did you skip it?
No, not on the radio.
It was on, I think it was onDylan's dad's phone or
something.
I don't know.
I was jamming out to it while Iwas cutting potatoes.
Dylan's mom goes, You don't evenknow that song.
I said Africa by Toto, and shewas like, Oh, you know who it's
by?
And I said, Yeah.
And she's like, That's an oldsong.
I'm like, it's on all the time.
SPEAKER_04 (18:36):
What I'm hearing is
that Dylan's mom has never felt
the reins.
SPEAKER_09 (18:40):
Never felt the
reins.
Um, sorry, I have another funnystory, but I'll wait until
everyone's done with theirthing.
SPEAKER_04 (18:46):
Uh, so Chris, Zach
Brown band.
I I know chicken fried.
I know um Don't they have Toes,Toes in the Sand?
That's the chicken fried song.
SPEAKER_09 (18:57):
No, it's not.
No, it's not two differentsongs.
No, don't don't make me mad onthis podcast.
Don't make that.
SPEAKER_05 (19:07):
I don't even think
he sings a song referencing
toes, though.
SPEAKER_06 (19:10):
He does.
He does.
It's called Toes.
SPEAKER_09 (19:18):
Is it it's an H.
Nope, it's a C.
It's just a C, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (19:22):
Zach Brown band.
Let's see here.
Uh, yeah, toes.
Um heels.
SPEAKER_09 (19:32):
Head and shoulders.
I heard they invented that.
Adam, your uncle said that youlooked very cute.
SPEAKER_04 (19:38):
Highway 20 ride is a
pretty solid song.
SPEAKER_09 (19:41):
You know, knee deep.
SPEAKER_04 (19:42):
I know this entire
album.
SPEAKER_09 (19:43):
Oh, I love knee
deep.
Why is that round band?
SPEAKER_04 (19:48):
I like sweet Annie.
That's another that's the one Iwas thinking of.
Sweet Annie.
Um, oh hey, there's newHalloween overlays, guys.
Do we want a Halloweenbackground?
Yes.
SPEAKER_09 (20:00):
What's an overlay?
Halloween everything.
Whoa.
You want one of the other onesthat have stuff on the sides?
unknown (20:07):
Yes.
SPEAKER_04 (20:08):
There we go.
Pumpkins.
SPEAKER_05 (20:10):
That's sick.
SPEAKER_09 (20:12):
Do you guys want to
see the pumpkin I painted?
SPEAKER_04 (20:14):
Sure.
SPEAKER_09 (20:16):
Do you want to see
the other pumpkin I painted?
I was gonna say ghost base is alittle little chunky in the
thing.
SPEAKER_05 (20:22):
Was that supposed to
be like the scream guy, or is it
like the the Picasso painting?
SPEAKER_09 (20:29):
Oh don't even don't
even get me started on Scream.
All right, I it it was a wholething.
It's really hard to do on around pumpkin, anyways.
That's Peter Griffin rug.
SPEAKER_04 (20:38):
Oh, yeah.
I have a Peter Griffin rug.
Do you see that?
SPEAKER_09 (20:42):
That's so funny.
And I got it from Shepherd.
That's so funny.
Oh I love adult money.
SPEAKER_04 (20:53):
I know.
Moving on to our next artist.
SPEAKER_09 (20:57):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (20:58):
Avra Levine.
SPEAKER_09 (20:59):
Yes.
SPEAKER_04 (21:00):
What is your
favorite Avra Levine song?
SPEAKER_09 (21:03):
Um, I'm gonna go
classic.
I love Skater Boy.
Every time Skaterboy, I'm likeso good.
SPEAKER_04 (21:08):
Every time it comes
on, I'm usually like, see you
later, boy.
SPEAKER_07 (21:12):
No, yeah.
That was funny.
SPEAKER_04 (21:17):
Sorry, I was I was
throwing up in my mouth why I
would have laughed.
I thought it was solid, but thenit was quiet.
So I was like, I don't knowwhat's anything.
SPEAKER_09 (21:25):
No, no, no.
It was funny.
Do you need a bracelet?
SPEAKER_04 (21:27):
I like complicated.
That's that's my favorite.
SPEAKER_09 (21:30):
I mean it's
girlfriend.
I like a lot of her songs,actually.
I don't like anything newbecause it's all pop princess
kawaii or whatever the genre is,and I know.
K-pop?
Kawaii?
I mean, yeah, Kawaii with a K.
Honolulu.
SPEAKER_05 (21:49):
Never never heard
that.
SPEAKER_09 (21:51):
Yeah, it sucks.
Um, like anything anything fromlike I'm with you is another
good one.
2010 and back.
SPEAKER_04 (22:01):
I love Chris, what's
your favorite Avre Levine song?
SPEAKER_05 (22:08):
Skater Boy.
SPEAKER_04 (22:09):
Skater Boy.
Nice.
SPEAKER_05 (22:10):
Yeah, when you say
Aver Levine, that's the first
thing that pops in your head.
It's like, oh dude, I findmyself rocking out to it by
myself in the car, thank God.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_06 (22:18):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (22:18):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (22:19):
So Taylor, yours is
girlfriend.
Do you like girlfriend?
SPEAKER_02 (22:22):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (22:23):
So I was thinking
about this earlier because I I
listened to a lot of Aver Levinethis morning.
SPEAKER_00 (22:28):
Um we should right
now.
SPEAKER_04 (22:30):
So I was thinking
about it.
Did you ever notice that likemost of her early songs are
about stealing someone else'sman?
SPEAKER_08 (22:39):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (22:41):
I just think
interesting.
I just thought that was aninteresting fact that like,
yeah.
Well, no, but it's not thateverybody wanted to be like her,
it's that like she was likedestroying other people's
relationships.
SPEAKER_09 (22:53):
She was a
homewrecker.
SPEAKER_04 (22:55):
Yeah, she was a home
wrecker.
SPEAKER_09 (22:57):
If you don't hug
your baby back, I'm gonna have a
meltdown.
He didn't hug me.
He just wants you to love theshark, shark, and you're just
not loving him.
He wants to touch it.
SPEAKER_04 (23:09):
Shark.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's don't get no no no no nono, give me 10 of them.
SPEAKER_09 (23:19):
Trust me, you don't
want 10 of them.
Give me 30 of them.
You certainly don't want 30 ofthem.
Um, so someone at Starbucks, oneof our baristas, wrote the
lyrics to um what was it?
What was it?
SPEAKER_04 (23:33):
Do you remember?
Feel the rain on your skin, noone else uh unwritten.
SPEAKER_09 (23:38):
Unwritten.
Yeah, so she wrote the lyrics tothat, but only the first half,
not like the chorus, like justthe beginning part of the song,
which I think was really funny.
Oh and I was like, they're notgonna know.
Like, don't you wanna write?
And she was like, No, real fanwould know.
And I was like, but like thewhole cup was filled with the
first half of the player.
I was like, okay.
SPEAKER_04 (23:59):
So we need that Kurt
Cobain.
SPEAKER_09 (24:03):
What's your
favorite?
Yeah, what's what's Adam'sfavorite Kurt Cobain song?
SPEAKER_04 (24:07):
The one that goes my
favorite part of that was the
shh, but you know.
Oh, you like track two?
SPEAKER_06 (24:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (24:18):
I'm more of a track
three guy myself.
SPEAKER_09 (24:22):
You want some
snacks?
Snacks.
SPEAKER_04 (24:25):
Um, so my favorite
Kirk Cobain song would be uh
their cover of um what?
SPEAKER_00 (24:36):
So you're scary.
SPEAKER_04 (24:38):
No their cover of
Lake of Fire.
SPEAKER_09 (24:44):
Yeah.
The song that goes, Where do badfolks go when they die?
I love that song.
SPEAKER_05 (24:51):
I don't know if I've
ever heard it.
Please tell me it does not soundlike that.
Oh, it's so good.
SPEAKER_09 (24:56):
It does.
Um Taylor, Taylor, what's yourfavorite?
SPEAKER_03 (25:03):
Uh is it uh smells
like Teen Spirit?
SPEAKER_09 (25:06):
Ugh.
Ugh.
Um, no, it's that one.
That one or Polly.
SPEAKER_04 (25:14):
Polly wants a
cracker.
SPEAKER_09 (25:17):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (25:17):
I think I should get
off her first.
Did you know that's about umkidnapping?
Yes, yeah, it's about kidnappinga woman and tying her up in a
basement.
Fun fact.
SPEAKER_09 (25:31):
Um, you tell me this
every time I bring up that song.
SPEAKER_04 (25:34):
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_09 (25:35):
Fun fact.
SPEAKER_04 (25:36):
Hey, I only know so
many fun facts.
I know a really fun fact aboutCardi B.
SPEAKER_06 (25:41):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (25:42):
And I know that that
song's about tying a woman up in
a basement.
What's wrong, little guy?
SPEAKER_09 (25:49):
That little baby is
so mad right now.
At um, why are you over here?
SPEAKER_02 (25:55):
You won't come over
here with me.
SPEAKER_07 (25:57):
Yeah, I'm pretty I'm
mad at my mom right now.
She won't let me eat markers.
SPEAKER_04 (26:01):
Um, Chris, what is
your favorite Nirvana song?
SPEAKER_05 (26:08):
I don't have one.
Ah okay.
I think it was one of thosethings where like everyone had
the t-shirt, so I've neverlistened, ever.
I see Nirvana on Pandora and I'mlike, skip.
SPEAKER_09 (26:19):
So what I'm hearing
is next year for for Halloween,
Chris, we have to dress up ashis favorite musicians.
But what would those be?
SPEAKER_04 (26:29):
We should do guar.
We have enough people that weshould just dress up as guar.
SPEAKER_09 (26:33):
I don't know what
that is.
You don't want to know what thatis.
SPEAKER_04 (26:35):
Oh, thank you.
SPEAKER_09 (26:38):
That's gonna go in
your eyeball.
SPEAKER_04 (26:41):
Um, so fun fact, I
bought Chris a pop funko
recently.
SPEAKER_02 (26:46):
Yes, Vault Boy,
Vault Boy from uh Boom! Fallout.
It's really shiny.
SPEAKER_09 (26:54):
I just got a Fallout
uh like ad.
I think it's because you guystalk about it so much.
SPEAKER_04 (27:01):
Oh, speaking of
Fallout, Lindsay and I recently
sat down and watched the show.
It's so good.
SPEAKER_05 (27:10):
It's so good.
unknown (27:11):
It's very good.
SPEAKER_04 (27:12):
I'm so excited.
The the new season comes out inDecember.
SPEAKER_00 (27:15):
Yeah, exciting.
Do I dare say that I like itbetter than the Halo show?
SPEAKER_04 (27:21):
Uh I think that's
fair.
The Halo show is good.
SPEAKER_09 (27:25):
Yeah, but I this one
just is much more like exciting.
SPEAKER_04 (27:30):
I think it also has
the humor that Halo Halo didn't
have any humor about it.
SPEAKER_00 (27:34):
It's just
straightforward, very serious.
SPEAKER_04 (27:36):
But I I appreciate
the Halo show better towards the
game.
Like I feel like the Falloutshow doesn't really it's like
it's on story, it doesn't do thegame justice, if that makes
sense.
But Chris, you're a far biggerFallout fan than I am.
So how do you feel?
SPEAKER_05 (27:55):
Because so so far it
does not follow any storyline
that's been right that's been inthe games yet.
Um it touches base on some ofthem, like um was it Sandy Shady
Sands?
Yeah, they referenced thatsettlement.
Yeah, that place was in Fallout1 and I think three.
(28:16):
No, not three, one and two.
Oh, was it two?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because that's in California.
SPEAKER_04 (28:22):
Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
Two two was the two D game,right?
SPEAKER_05 (28:28):
That was when it was
still two D.
One, two, they were two D likeoverhead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was the first first person, Ibelieve.
The only one I haven't played isBrotherhood.
SPEAKER_04 (28:42):
There's a bunch,
some of them aren't canon, but I
will say what I do like is thatit touches base on some good
story plots from the games andadds like a new layer of lore to
kind of piece together like whathappened prior.
That that I like.
SPEAKER_05 (29:00):
I'm excited for
season two with new with New
Vegas because that's where it'slike, oh, I know the lore there.
Let's see where they screw up.
Kind of like reading a book andthen watching the movie.
It's like you know, Game ofThrones.
I was like, when is she comingback?
She's supposed to be back.
Nope.
No, they didn't bring her backto the movie.
It's like that's a that's a hugehole in the story there.
SPEAKER_04 (29:21):
Like, I didn't read
the books at all, and maybe
that's why I didn't have a superstrong opinion on the show, but
I thought the show wasphenomenal.
SPEAKER_07 (29:31):
Harley can't read.
SPEAKER_04 (29:33):
Not not well.
It's it's that's funny.
Um, but yeah, I I thought theshow was fantastic.
I I get why people were upsetwith the ending, um, but like it
I've seen a lot of terribleendings to shows, and I felt
(29:53):
like it wasn't like the worst.
SPEAKER_05 (29:55):
What are we talking
about Game of Thrones?
SPEAKER_04 (29:57):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (29:58):
Oh, you dude, yeah,
yeah.
Like people were super upsetwith the ending of that show.
I think it was moredisappointment.
It was one of those, like, hey,you think this is what's gonna
happen?
Guess what?
Screw yourself, right?
Right.
Which kind of made it.
I I kind of like that.
SPEAKER_04 (30:13):
Like The Walking
Dead when when that went
haywire, I stuck through all ofthat, and that ending was
horrible.
SPEAKER_05 (30:21):
Oh, I didn't finish
it, so good.
SPEAKER_04 (30:24):
Um, what else was I
gonna say?
I was gonna say something else.
Uh, so we we watched uh Fallout.
Oh, Halo.
I heard that Halo got picked upby Netflix for a new season.
SPEAKER_05 (30:36):
That's good.
I just finished it.
SPEAKER_04 (30:39):
So did you did you
like it?
SPEAKER_03 (30:41):
It's really good,
right?
SPEAKER_05 (30:43):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
dude.
SPEAKER_09 (30:44):
Um, Taylor, the one
bad guy from FBI guy that uh
Olivia Benson gets likekidnapped by The cute one he is
he's master chief in the show.
Yeah.
Oh I have to watch it.
I've started watching uh Law andOrder recently again.
SPEAKER_04 (31:07):
SVU?
SPEAKER_09 (31:08):
Yeah, of course.
SPEAKER_04 (31:09):
Is there another
one?
SPEAKER_09 (31:12):
I mean there's
regular Law and Order, but that
one sucks.
No one watches that.
SPEAKER_04 (31:18):
It's because iced
tea's there.
Iced T is what makes Law andOrder SVU a good show.
SPEAKER_09 (31:24):
It's not.
You're so wrong.
First of all, it's Munch.
I was so sad when he died.
Secondly, it's Elliot.
So sad when he's also gone.
Professor Cakes.
That's who he is.
Professor Cakes.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (31:39):
As as Law in Order,
as a Law and Order fan.
As a Law and Order fan, Taylor,did you watch criminal?
No.
Is that what it's called?
Criminal Intent?
SPEAKER_09 (31:48):
Yeah.
Uh no, I think it's organizedcrime.
SPEAKER_04 (31:51):
Organized crime.
SPEAKER_09 (31:52):
Yeah.
Um, no, I so I'm not sure whatit's on.
I think I've only seen oneepisode that actually came on
the actual TV.
Um, but I've watched thecrossovers, only if they came on
TV.
I haven't watched like the newerones, but I've watched the
crossovers where he is goinginto SVU and and trying to get
(32:13):
back with Olivia.
SPEAKER_04 (32:14):
Um, speaking of
date, Miss Louis.
Speaking of TV shows about videogames, Chris, did you know
there's a uh twisted metal TVshow?
SPEAKER_06 (32:25):
It's the only reason
they got peacock.
SPEAKER_04 (32:27):
Yes, I got I gotta
watch it.
It's so good.
I gotta I gotta download Peacockand watch it.
SPEAKER_09 (32:33):
Dylan and I watched
it all in a week.
SPEAKER_05 (32:36):
So it is funny, like
you will laugh, yeah.
SPEAKER_09 (32:40):
You will crack up.
Oh, and it has uh Rosa fromBrooklyn I9, I think.
SPEAKER_04 (32:47):
Yeah, yeah.
My question is, how involved isSweet Tooth?
Because Sweet Tooth has alwaysbeen my favorite character.
SPEAKER_05 (32:54):
Uh he yes, he is
definitely involved with the
dart over there.
SPEAKER_09 (33:01):
Why is your baby's
gonna swallow a dart?
SPEAKER_02 (33:04):
Expect a baby to be
in here.
SPEAKER_09 (33:13):
That's so funny.
SPEAKER_04 (33:14):
Dude, that would
have that would have been that
would have been horrible.
SPEAKER_09 (33:17):
He would have really
fooled a Kurt Cobain.
Um, is that Peter?
Oh, is that Peter Griffin Rugfrom when he got beat up by the
chicken?
SPEAKER_04 (33:24):
Yes.
SPEAKER_09 (33:25):
That's really funny.
Yeah, that's so funny.
SPEAKER_04 (33:30):
Um, so how involved
is Sweet Tooth?
Is he is he pretty prevalent inthe show?
Yeah, yeah.
He's the he's the best characterin Twisted Metal, dude.
Who is your guy?
Who is your Twisted Metal guy?
SPEAKER_05 (33:44):
I mean, Sweet Tooth
is everybody's favorite because
he is in every single one, andstory-wise, he is the same
Sweetooth, right?
So the main character in theshow is in who he'd be in the
game is Roadkill, right?
SPEAKER_04 (33:59):
Oh, really?
That's who the show follows.
SPEAKER_05 (34:02):
Yes, so if you
follow the dude, yeah, you'd
have to like do a big deep likelore search, but so like, dude,
Roadkill ends up winning one ofthe Twisted Metal tournaments,
which this is the canon, is ithe wins it, right?
Then he wishes his wish toCalypso is pretty much to become
minion in the next game.
Like, dude, yeah, it's crazy.
But uh Mr.
(34:22):
Slam from Twisted Metal 2.
SPEAKER_04 (34:24):
Mr.
Slam.
SPEAKER_05 (34:26):
Yeah, front end
loader.
SPEAKER_04 (34:28):
You don't like um
you don't like Wardhog?
SPEAKER_05 (34:31):
Wardhog's cool.
I didn't like him in TwistedMetal 4, where he's a pirate.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kind of dumb.
Yeah.
No, wait, dude.
I'm thinking of Mr.
Grim.
Never mind.
Don't mind me, I'm retarded.
Oh, the motorcycle guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, Warthog's already yeah, thetank.
Yeah, I didn't like him inblack.
SPEAKER_04 (34:49):
Where uh he kind of
was he kind of was like
underpowered in black, too.
SPEAKER_05 (34:54):
Yeah, was he was the
station wagon?
SPEAKER_04 (34:57):
Yeah.
With the with tracks that'syeah, I feel like um I feel like
in Twisted Metal 2.
Two?
No, three.
Twisted Metal 3 is when Warthogwas like the strongest.
Um but sweet tooth, sweet toothand black, isn't black where he
turns into like the robot?
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (35:23):
Yeah, he's just uh
and it's everybody's favorite.
So yeah.
Now I will say this.
I think Steve though, I thinkit's Steve though.
He he has a sweet tooth icecream truck, like with the clown
head shit, really on top.
I I believe I could be wrong,fact checking, but uh I always
told my wife if I won thelottery, like yeah, that's how
I'd show up to work.
SPEAKER_09 (35:44):
She won't tell
anyone, but there will be signs,
yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (35:47):
Yeah, with the
that's awesome, dude.
SPEAKER_00 (35:53):
Absolutely not.
That was terrifying.
SPEAKER_04 (35:58):
Um what else?
What else?
Oh, uh Halloween plans.
Yeah, let's let's start withyou, Taylor.
What's your Halloween plans looklike?
SPEAKER_09 (36:05):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_04 (36:06):
So here's the thing
trying to find a rhyme for
orange.
SPEAKER_09 (36:10):
Orange, you glad I'm
here, anyways.
Um, no, so I moved to Floridaand then I got popular.
Anyone cares?
Like I have a whole group offriends now.
And I was asked to go to yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (36:24):
Are these friends
are they in the room with us
right now?
SPEAKER_09 (36:27):
Uh yes, they're
actually right behind me.
You can't see them.
SPEAKER_05 (36:30):
Me and all of my
friends.
SPEAKER_09 (36:35):
Um no, so I was
asked to go to a pumpkin patch a
couple days ago, but found outthat they closed at like five,
so we couldn't go.
And we're like, oh well, ifwe're not busy Friday, and then
I realized that that'sHalloween, so we were actually
supposed to hand out candy.
So I probably won't be doing thepumpkin patch.
However, Dylan's mom wants us todo this whole haunted house
(36:56):
thing as a family.
So I don't actually know, like,there's so many plans in the
air, but I will be doingsomething.
SPEAKER_04 (37:04):
So many things to
do, so many things to do.
SPEAKER_09 (37:07):
Oh, I like that one.
That one's fun.
SPEAKER_04 (37:09):
You like that one?
Yeah, um Chris.
I assume you and your wonderfullarge family are going trigger
treating, stocking up for thethe next year and a half for
candy.
SPEAKER_05 (37:22):
No, we just buy
candy.
Um, no, we're actually going toa family Halloween party.
SPEAKER_04 (37:28):
Oh, really?
SPEAKER_05 (37:29):
Yeah, so Halloween
party.
SPEAKER_09 (37:30):
Maybe you just buy
candy.
SPEAKER_05 (37:31):
Yeah, we just buy
the candy.
SPEAKER_04 (37:33):
Rather than going
trigger treating.
SPEAKER_05 (37:36):
So it's our
anniversary.
We got married on that.
SPEAKER_04 (37:38):
I was gonna I was
gonna wish you a happy
anniversary, but you beat me toit.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Chris's anniversary,guys.
SPEAKER_00 (37:46):
That's fun.
Happy early anniversary.
SPEAKER_04 (37:49):
And we just had
ours.
We just had our four-yearanniversary last week.
Yeah, yeah.
Mazzletov.
Okay.
SPEAKER_09 (37:57):
Crazy you made
Chris's story about you.
Go ahead, Chris.
SPEAKER_05 (38:01):
That's just how
Harley does things, you know.
SPEAKER_02 (38:05):
Crazy.
SPEAKER_05 (38:07):
Um, so no, we're
just going to we're having a uh
Halloween party at Kevin'shouse.
SPEAKER_04 (38:13):
Oh, really?
Nice.
Um, shout out, uh, Kevin fromGatlinburg.
SPEAKER_09 (38:20):
So wonderful.
SPEAKER_04 (38:23):
Yeah, yeah.
Let's talk costumes.
SPEAKER_09 (38:25):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (38:27):
Oh.
Taylor.
SPEAKER_09 (38:29):
I don't have a
costume, sadly.
Um, my orange suit wasn't gonnaget here in time.
SPEAKER_05 (38:36):
Why oh hear me out.
Okay, so why don't you just wearthat and you could go as a
low-level drug dealer?
SPEAKER_09 (38:43):
Oh, because I might
get arrested, they might think
it's real.
SPEAKER_04 (38:47):
It's in Florida.
SPEAKER_09 (38:49):
I would accidentally
get drugs somehow, somewhere.
SPEAKER_04 (38:54):
I don't think you
can accidentally get drugs.
SPEAKER_09 (38:57):
I feel like you
could here.
Um I wasn't a body cam footagethat that's what they claim.
SPEAKER_05 (39:03):
Wait a second,
Taylor.
You are Florida man.
SPEAKER_09 (39:06):
I am Florida man.
Oh you change that black hoodieto a uh camo one, you're good to
go.
Exactly.
unknown (39:13):
Hi.
SPEAKER_09 (39:15):
No, I got a cute
little crew neck, it's like a a
peanuts crew neck, so it has allthe peanuts crew, and they're
dressed up in their littlecostumes.
So, because with us handing outcandy and being in Florida, I
was like, it's gonna be reallyhot.
You know what I mean?
For anything that I wanted tobe, and then my orange suit
wasn't gonna get here in timefor what I was gonna be.
SPEAKER_04 (39:36):
Let's go through,
let's go through your roster of
uh of all costumes.
SPEAKER_05 (39:43):
Uh we're just gonna
do Alice in Wonderland.
All I know is I'm the mad hatterand my wife is the queen.
SPEAKER_04 (39:50):
As always, yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (39:51):
So I'm hoping she'll
wear that wig tonight.
I mean, you know what I mean.
Put that out there.
I don't know if she nibbled.
SPEAKER_04 (40:01):
So you are going to
be the mad hatter, your wife's
gonna be the queen.
What are your kids gonna be?
The cards?
SPEAKER_05 (40:08):
Oh well, actually,
we we did get the cards, which
is cool because it's just like atunic, but like foam tunic is
pretty cool.
Um but I don't know who'swearing that.
I know I think my oldest isgoing to be the the rabbit.
SPEAKER_04 (40:22):
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05 (40:24):
Uh I don't know
about the others.
SPEAKER_04 (40:26):
I don't know.
Somebody going to be um um thecat.
Yes, yeah, the cat.
I would assume.
SPEAKER_05 (40:35):
I know we ordered
it, I just don't know who's
gonna be it.
They got the onesie.
Who's gonna be Alice?
Is nobody gonna be Alice?
There isn't Alice, I just don'tknow which one.
SPEAKER_09 (40:45):
I feel like you
should know these things.
Where is your wife?
Like, I need answers.
SPEAKER_05 (40:51):
She's doing woman
stuff, you know, washing dicks,
making me a sandwich, makingmaking a sandy.
No, she's laying down with theboys, yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (41:01):
Oh so on our end, we
are going to be duck duck goose
because Adam is obsessed withducks.
Uh, I believe we're just handingout candy, right?
We're not going triggering,we're gonna be handing out candy
because somebody can't walk yet.
(41:21):
Yeah, exactly.
unknown (41:22):
Yeah, him.
SPEAKER_04 (41:23):
So Adam is going to
be a duck, Lindsay is going to
be a duck, and I am gonna begoose from Top Gun.
I have a goose t-shirt and dogtags and aviators, and that's
where I'm gonna be.
SPEAKER_09 (41:37):
Fun.
SPEAKER_04 (41:38):
Yeah, I wonder how
many people are going to get the
reference.
SPEAKER_09 (41:41):
Nobody.
SPEAKER_04 (41:42):
No?
SPEAKER_09 (41:43):
We're gonna tell
they might.
SPEAKER_04 (41:44):
I mean, the shirt
literally says goose on the
front of it, yeah.
SPEAKER_09 (41:47):
So they probably
will then.
SPEAKER_04 (41:49):
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, that's our plans.
We're gonna hand out candy.
Um yeah, yeah.
What else did you guys?
SPEAKER_05 (41:59):
Did you show Lindsay
the the meme I sent you?
SPEAKER_04 (42:03):
Oh no, hold on, I'll
show her right now.
SPEAKER_09 (42:06):
Is it on our
Instagram or no?
No, it's in their girlfriendchat.
It feels crazy we're not in thatchat.
I don't know.
That's okay.
It was like we should make ourown.
Yeah, yeah.
I agree.
I'll send you funny things.
We already do on Instagram.
We are in our own chat.
(42:30):
Nice.
Hi.
SPEAKER_04 (42:33):
Hello.
SPEAKER_09 (42:35):
Are you sleepy?
SPEAKER_04 (42:36):
Adam is sleepy.
SPEAKER_07 (42:40):
It's eight o'clock.
Welcome to bed then.
Okay, they'll be back.
SPEAKER_05 (42:48):
He's cuter when he's
angry.
SPEAKER_09 (42:50):
This is so adorable.
I just wanna, he's so cute.
SPEAKER_04 (42:54):
I think this is the
longest he's uh lasted on a
show.
SPEAKER_09 (42:58):
Uh it's 40 minutes.
SPEAKER_04 (42:59):
Yeah, that's crazy,
guys.
SPEAKER_09 (43:01):
Aww.
Um podcaster.
SPEAKER_04 (43:07):
So this is uh this
is our Halloween show, guys.
This nor normally in the pastwe've done things like um what
have we done?
We've done like a list.
Uh every year we talk about ourour costumes and the musicians
associated with them.
Oh, one year we did the list ofthe 27 club.
(43:28):
That was fun.
SPEAKER_09 (43:29):
Yeah, that was fun.
That was spewy.
Yeah.
Well, we've we have a lot goingon.
I mean, you guys been busy.
SPEAKER_04 (43:40):
We didn't talk about
the move too much, but it was
insane, guys.
Insane.
Get out of my head.
SPEAKER_09 (43:47):
Why are you why are
you talking at the same time?
SPEAKER_04 (43:49):
Should we fill the
last like 10-15 minutes with uh
with telling the story of thehouse, or it's a story of lovely
lady who is okay, little guy.
SPEAKER_07 (44:03):
All of them had
heroic.
Oh, it's a youngest one namedit's a story of a man named
Brady who was bringing over.
SPEAKER_04 (44:16):
Um so we bought the
house, right?
Yeah, and then my money got alllocked up and I couldn't use it,
and that was but all the assetswere frozen.
And then I then I sent it toLindsay because I didn't have
access to it, so I sent it toher, and then her bank put a
hold on it, and she couldn'tgive it to me.
(44:38):
It's been a whole thing.
I still haven't fixed it.
I'm still tired.
SPEAKER_09 (44:42):
Your account is
still overdrawn.
SPEAKER_04 (44:44):
No, no, they ended
up just denying the uh the
payment that I was trying tomake.
So that's that's taken care of,but I still need to make that
payment, but I can't do itbecause I can't so why'd they
lock that money?
Just because of the large amountof money that it was.
SPEAKER_06 (45:02):
Ugh.
Yeah, they ever sold a house.
SPEAKER_04 (45:05):
Yeah, banks are
dumb, dude.
And then to top it all off, wehad a cockroach issue here when
we moved in.
That was fun.
Still dealing with that.
SPEAKER_05 (45:15):
Cockroach or water
bug?
SPEAKER_04 (45:17):
Same thing, not the
same thing, American cockroach.
SPEAKER_09 (45:24):
So not a water bug.
SPEAKER_04 (45:25):
You know what's
crazy?
This is this might be a tad justa tad bit political, just like a
like a smidge.
They told me at Orkin theAmerican cockroaches are okay.
It's the German ones that wehave to worry about.
And I was like, yeah, no shit,guys.
SPEAKER_09 (45:46):
Do they only go to
certain households?
That's racist.
SPEAKER_02 (45:51):
Tell me something I
don't know.
USA, am I right?
SPEAKER_05 (45:58):
Listen, it's listen,
if you said that over there in
Germany, they'd arrest you.
So you'd be arrested.
Don't ever go to Germany becausethey'll probably arrest you just
for for referencing that, youknow.
SPEAKER_09 (46:09):
Just just for
showing up.
They'd be like, We saw the show.
SPEAKER_04 (46:12):
But that's a real
thing that they told me was that
the German cockroaches are likethe ones that are infestations
and get in your food and stuff.
The American ones are theAmerican.
SPEAKER_05 (46:27):
Send them straight
to the train.
SPEAKER_04 (46:29):
American ones are
what we call water bugs.
They're just chill, they'reinvasive from outside.
They're just trying to findshelter and food.
SPEAKER_09 (46:40):
They're just trying
to try to have a home.
SPEAKER_04 (46:42):
Yeah, but it can't
be my home.
SPEAKER_09 (46:44):
So Dylan got a
cockroach in his ear once.
SPEAKER_04 (46:50):
Ugh.
SPEAKER_09 (46:51):
And it dug all the
way down.
They had to take him to thehospital.
SPEAKER_04 (46:54):
I was gonna say, now
I'm gonna wear earplugs to bed.
SPEAKER_09 (46:57):
No, he told me about
it.
He said it was the worst painhe's ever felt in his life, and
then you could like see itmoving.
SPEAKER_02 (47:02):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_09 (47:03):
And every time they
tried to get it out, it made it
more mad and it went downdeeper.
SPEAKER_05 (47:07):
Harley, they're more
prone to go in the back door,
though.
So you know.
Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04 (47:11):
Then we're gonna
dude, that hole's that hole's
opened up and ready.
SPEAKER_09 (47:16):
Sound sounds a
little gay.
A little wild.
Just a little bit.
Just he's part of the community.
Oh, that's funny.
SPEAKER_04 (47:29):
Man, oh man.
Uh but anyways.
SPEAKER_09 (47:31):
Oh, sorry, go ahead.
SPEAKER_04 (47:32):
I was just gonna say
what else you guys want to talk
about.
SPEAKER_09 (47:35):
Do you guys know the
next big holiday that's coming
up?
SPEAKER_04 (47:37):
Christmas.
Taylor's birthday.
Next Halloween.
SPEAKER_09 (47:43):
Oh hi.
Next Halloween.
Next anniversary.
No, it's my birthday.
What's everyone gonna do for mybirthday?
I want everyone to go party inmy honor.
I won't be partying because I'msure I'll have to work.
(48:04):
It is a Thursday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (48:07):
I've been playing
the new Pokemon game.
SPEAKER_09 (48:10):
How's that going?
SPEAKER_04 (48:12):
It's pretty good.
I like it a lot.
SPEAKER_09 (48:14):
The next major
holiday after your birthday is
the next day.
SPEAKER_04 (48:19):
What's the next day?
SPEAKER_09 (48:21):
No Black Friday.
You know what November 21st is.
SPEAKER_05 (48:25):
Never forget.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_04 (48:27):
That's exactly what
I was gonna say, but it's it's
wicked, isn't it?
SPEAKER_09 (48:31):
Yeah, it is.
Um, I follow a girl on TikTokwho has been trying to learn how
to rap, and she records herselflike freestyling until she can
quit her job.
And I don't know, I guess she'slike a scientist or something.
So she's been recording herself.
Huh?
Then you said, yes, yes, becauseshe always finds a way to put
9-11 in her raps, like justcomes out.
(48:58):
That is so funny, yeah.
That's so funny.
SPEAKER_04 (49:03):
Taylor, yeah,
speaking of 9-11 and
conspiracies, yeah.
Where are we at on the HelenKeller train?
SPEAKER_09 (49:11):
I still stand by
first of all, Helen Keller
didn't know where the train was.
She didn't know it would bemoving.
You know that that scienceexperiments where it's like if
you put somebody in a train withno windows and it's moving at a
constant velocity, they won'tfeel like they're moving.
SPEAKER_02 (49:28):
How long are you
going to be?
SPEAKER_04 (49:30):
I don't I don't know
that.
But how did you like your book?
SPEAKER_09 (49:36):
I haven't started
it.
SPEAKER_04 (49:38):
Are you going to?
SPEAKER_09 (49:39):
Are you going to
Yeah, when I finish my other
books?
And it has to go in line.
SPEAKER_04 (49:43):
For the podcast, I
don't know if we brought this
up, but Lindsay and I sentTaylor a Helen Keller book to
her house.
SPEAKER_09 (49:53):
Yes.
SPEAKER_04 (49:53):
Written by the one
and only Helen Keller.
SPEAKER_05 (50:00):
See, I think Helen
Keller was a real person, but I
think she was a mole person.
That would explain why she'sblind.
SPEAKER_09 (50:07):
That makes more
sense.
SPEAKER_05 (50:10):
She's out of the
flat earthquake.
Hollow flat earth.
SPEAKER_09 (50:14):
The hollow flat
earth during during Pangea.
SPEAKER_05 (50:19):
And she shaved a
lot.
SPEAKER_04 (50:22):
It's her and the
lizard people and everybody that
that eats baby hearts.
SPEAKER_06 (50:27):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_05 (50:29):
I thought you said
you were never mind.
Adrena Chrome.
Pizzagate.
unknown (50:36):
Pizza Gate.
SPEAKER_09 (50:38):
Um, yeah, no, it's I
I have other books I gotta
finish first.
SPEAKER_04 (50:41):
Oh, here's a here's
a good Halloween question for
the group.
What's your favorite likeHalloween monster?
Oh like werewolf.
SPEAKER_05 (50:53):
The Wolfman.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (50:54):
Wolfman.
I almost said Van Halen, and Imeant vampire.
SPEAKER_06 (50:59):
Yes.
SPEAKER_04 (51:01):
Um Edward Cullen.
SPEAKER_05 (51:05):
Um sorry, that's
Zach Brown speaking, not Chris.
SPEAKER_04 (51:10):
Uh, what's another
one?
Frankenstein's monster.
Um spiders, ghosts, goblins,ghouls.
Jeepers creepers, that's yourfavorite monster.
SPEAKER_09 (51:22):
Whatever Jeepers
Creepers is.
Or the tiny little leprechaunfrom Leprechaun.
Honestly, just leprechaun's kindof.
SPEAKER_04 (51:28):
I think we
established on our live show
that me and Chris did that umthe Jeepers Creepers monster is
part of the predator like uhfamily, right?
SPEAKER_09 (51:40):
I haven't watched
that in so long.
SPEAKER_04 (51:43):
That's pretty
controversial.
SPEAKER_05 (51:45):
That's a hot take.
SPEAKER_04 (51:46):
That's a hot take.
SPEAKER_05 (51:47):
That's a hot take.
SPEAKER_04 (51:49):
They have like the
same mouth, you know.
One of them has better fashionsense.
SPEAKER_05 (51:55):
They're that their
mouths are pretty, pretty
succulent.
Thanks, Lindsay.
SPEAKER_09 (52:03):
Sorry, I was looking
up a picture.
I was I was owned out.
Um honestly, I don't know.
SPEAKER_04 (52:11):
I'm trying to think
of what mine would be.
I I guess mine would be like aghost.
I like spooky specters.
SPEAKER_07 (52:18):
A ghost.
SPEAKER_09 (52:20):
Your baby wants to
hang out.
SPEAKER_06 (52:25):
Give me a jelly
roll.
Jelly rolls like a god.
SPEAKER_09 (52:31):
Daddy.
Oh good night, baby.
Don't want that either.
Okay.
See you waiter.
Or mine's like uh like ajack-o'-lantern.
SPEAKER_04 (52:46):
A jack-o' lantern?
Is that a monster?
SPEAKER_09 (52:48):
Well, isn't he the
one on the horse going the
pressure coming?
SPEAKER_04 (52:51):
Oh, the headless
horseman.
SPEAKER_09 (52:53):
Thank you.
SPEAKER_05 (52:54):
Oh, we also have
like pumpkin head.
You've heard of that.
SPEAKER_04 (52:56):
Oh, pumpkin head's a
good one.
Yeah, um, what was his name?
Pinhead.
SPEAKER_05 (53:01):
Pinhead.
Oh, dude, the other Hellraisermovies are awesome.
SPEAKER_04 (53:04):
Yeah, Hellraiser
movie, yeah.
What's yours?
SPEAKER_00 (53:08):
Mine?
Probably vampires.
SPEAKER_04 (53:11):
Vampires?
Yeah, you do like Snookie.
SPEAKER_00 (53:15):
Her name is Sokie.
SPEAKER_04 (53:16):
Snookie.
SPEAKER_05 (53:17):
Is it s I thought
Snooky was more of a mouse
creature?
SPEAKER_06 (53:24):
Snookie won't shoot.
SPEAKER_04 (53:26):
Um sharp.
No, have you ever seen TrueBlood?
SPEAKER_00 (53:31):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (53:32):
So the main
character in that show is called
Snooky.
SPEAKER_05 (53:37):
That is the blonde
chick, right?
SPEAKER_04 (53:39):
Yeah.
So the entire time we werewatching it, I just kept calling
her Snooky and referencingJersey Shore.
SPEAKER_09 (53:45):
That's really funny.
SPEAKER_04 (53:47):
Louisiana or
something?
unknown (53:49):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_04 (53:49):
Something like that.
I just kept saying, like, uh, Iwould say, like, when's the
situation come in?
SPEAKER_05 (53:55):
Triplets was good.
I like Triplets.
SPEAKER_04 (53:58):
Uh, I I enjoyed it
until what season did we get to?
Like five.
SPEAKER_09 (54:03):
I prefer blue blood.
SPEAKER_04 (54:04):
No, it was more than
three.
It definitely was.
SPEAKER_09 (54:07):
I prefer Tom
Selleck.
He is my favorite Halloweenmonster.
SPEAKER_05 (54:11):
That mustache.
SPEAKER_09 (54:13):
Yeah.
That's who I'm gonna be nextyear.
SPEAKER_05 (54:16):
I was gonna be
Freddie Mercury.
SPEAKER_04 (54:19):
Whenever they hair,
whenever they introduced fairies
into um, well, yes, the flyingones.
Um when they introduced fairiesinto True Blood, that was when I
was out.
Like it was right after thewerewolves.
(54:39):
I was like, the werewolves I candeal with because vampires and
werewolves have been fightingsince you know the dawn of time
twilight.
Uh, but as soon as as soon asthey were like, Oh, the one
girl's actually a fairy, I waslike, Okay, now we're just like,
what are we doing here?
Uh yes, Taylor.
SPEAKER_09 (54:58):
I'm so sorry, your
baby just went give him whatever
he wants right now.
Um, why are there candy canes onour background?
SPEAKER_04 (55:09):
Um, they're
Halloween themed.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_09 (55:11):
They should be
lollipops and not candy canes.
Candy canes are for Christmas.
SPEAKER_04 (55:14):
Oh, here you go.
SPEAKER_09 (55:16):
Oh, I hate that.
Oh, I hate that.
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
SPEAKER_05 (55:21):
There's a spider on
your eyeball.
SPEAKER_09 (55:22):
Honestly, it looks
more like jelly roll.
That's awful.
Why are you giving theseterrible?
Oh right.
He's out here whacking faces.
SPEAKER_04 (55:38):
I reckon I we we
almost hit an hour, guys.
I I think we I think we couldcall it quits here.
SPEAKER_09 (55:43):
Can we dress up
more?
Does it just have to be onHalloween?
Because I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you what Iwas gonna be for Halloween
because I kind of just want tocome on the podcast one day.
I think I think it was reallyfunny.
Um, but I think we should dressup more.
SPEAKER_04 (56:00):
That would be fine
with me.
Your microphone is going wacky,just so you know.
I don't know what's going on.
SPEAKER_06 (56:05):
She was beating
boxing.
SPEAKER_04 (56:09):
Um, but all right,
let's let's go ahead and uh end
it here, y'all.
SPEAKER_07 (56:15):
All right,
everybody.
If you like today's episode, goahead and give it a big thumbs
up, subscribe, and don't forgetto hit that bell notification
every time we post a new video.
SPEAKER_04 (56:25):
Now you kind of look
like uh Lonely Island.
Dude, you should have beenLonely Island.
SPEAKER_00 (56:36):
But what's in it,
Fox?
SPEAKER_04 (56:40):
It's been an awesome
Halloween episode.
This is Chris's first Halloweenepisode.
SPEAKER_07 (56:45):
Happy Halloween,
Chris.
SPEAKER_04 (56:52):
Um, and yeah,
everything's been real, guys.
It's time to say peace.
I don't know where my fingersare.
There we go.
I can't see this hand.
SPEAKER_00 (57:06):
Thanks for listening
to the Lokin Bridge Podcast.