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A new logo, a crowded week, and a sprint from the gym set the stage for a sharp left turn: what happens when a customer snaps their fingers like you’re the help? We unpack the small humiliations of service work, the weirdness of tip culture, and the simple grace of eye contact and patience. Then we pivot to pure joy: a full review of The Dome in Virginia Beach—parking that actually works, fast entry, immersive lighting on every level, and a surprise P.O.D. set that jolts the night. Daughtry’s new metal-forward sound crushes with a laser show that keeps the mind buzzing, while Seether’s set triggers some hard truths about cohesion and rehearsal. It’s a live music night that earns a nuanced verdict: overpriced food, excellent venue, and one act leveling up while another coasts on hits.

Of course, we couldn’t resist a rabbit hole. A rogue debate about Helen Keller’s achievements spirals into questions about evidence, pedagogy, and the myths we choose to believe. It’s messy, brash, and oddly revealing about how internet skepticism shapes our sense of the possible. That tension feeds back into our core theme: the social contract—how we treat workers, how we navigate crowded spaces, and how we argue in good faith.

We close by firing up the music bracket. Shakira advances with charisma. James Hetfield carries the flag for rock. Sabrina Carpenter makes the cut. Then the heavyweight bout: Alicia Keys vs Kelly Clarkson. Range, covers, and sheer versatility push Kelly through, setting up a finale that pits pop power against rock legacy. We’re saving the ultimate decision for the live crowd, but we want your vote too.

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SPEAKER_03 (00:39):
I'm the worst person to have a podcast.

SPEAKER_10 (00:42):
I do very what's up, everybody.

SPEAKER_05 (00:56):
Welcome back to the show.
I am your host, Harley, joinedby my co-host and little sister
Taylor, and I would say arguablyour other co-host.

SPEAKER_09 (01:08):
Our other co-host.

SPEAKER_05 (01:09):
And little sister Chris.

SPEAKER_09 (01:11):
Chris.
How's it going, guys?

SPEAKER_00 (01:18):
It's going.
It's going.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20):
It's been a been a been a busy week.
It has been a busy week.

SPEAKER_09 (01:24):
I felt that.

SPEAKER_05 (01:26):
Um as you can see in the in the layout now.
You see our new logo?

SPEAKER_00 (01:32):
I the you're talking about like the the the hex
symbols thing is in the back.
The no above that, the the hookand bridge podcast.

SPEAKER_08 (01:40):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:40):
It's covered up by recording on my screen.
Ah, that's a shame.
I see the best part.
I see the best part.
It says bridge.

SPEAKER_05 (01:52):
Chris is my guy.
It screams like professionalism.
I like it.
It looks like uh like you wouldgo into like a business, you
know?

SPEAKER_09 (02:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'm a fan.
It's cute.

SPEAKER_05 (02:03):
Yeah.
Um's it.
Welcome to the show, everybody.

SPEAKER_09 (02:08):
Welcome.

SPEAKER_05 (02:09):
It's a big week for us.
Number one, Taylor Swift's newalbum came out.

SPEAKER_09 (02:16):
Yeah, that's the only news I brought today.
Today, it's crazy.
Have you guys listened to it?

SPEAKER_00 (02:21):
No.

unknown (02:22):
Oh.

SPEAKER_00 (02:23):
Not a single.
I never will.

SPEAKER_08 (02:27):
You thought Sabrina Carpenter was crazy.

SPEAKER_05 (02:30):
Oh, really?
That that okay.

SPEAKER_09 (02:33):
Oh, it's it's a little raunchy.

SPEAKER_05 (02:35):
Interesting.

SPEAKER_09 (02:36):
And I love that for her.
I do.

SPEAKER_05 (02:40):
Um now I gotta see the movie.
Uh number two.
We went and saw me and Lindsay.
She's not in here right now.
Went and saw Cether and Dotry.
We're gonna talk about that inits entirety.
Um, what else is there's there'sall sorts of stuff going on this

(03:01):
show?

SPEAKER_09 (03:01):
I like your new Caether hat.

SPEAKER_05 (03:03):
Yeah, I got that at the show.

SPEAKER_09 (03:05):
Pretty sick.

SPEAKER_05 (03:05):
Uh, it's got camo on the brim.
Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (03:11):
White trash.

SPEAKER_05 (03:12):
I was gonna say it's the worst part of the hat.

SPEAKER_09 (03:14):
I literally landed Caether, so it's already white
trash.
Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 (03:18):
Dude, I and and when I was buying it, like I couldn't
tell that it was camo on the topuntil they handed it to me.

SPEAKER_09 (03:24):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (03:25):
And I was like, I kind of hate that.

SPEAKER_09 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's it's fun.

SPEAKER_05 (03:31):
I grew up wearing a lot of camo.
I was a big hunter, so anythingin my adulthood that reminds me
of having to go out in thewoods, I hate it.

SPEAKER_09 (03:43):
No, that's fair.
We were also just kind of whitetrash.

SPEAKER_00 (03:46):
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean being poor.
You know, you have a lot ofcamouflage jackets.
That's what you're wearing.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (03:53):
Well, high from society.
Camo is like one of those, like,if you got some camo pants, they
go with everything.

SPEAKER_09 (03:59):
So yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (04:04):
Um, but anyways, Taylor, you said you had a bone
to pick with me.

SPEAKER_09 (04:08):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (04:08):
Tell me, tell me.

SPEAKER_09 (04:09):
So okay.
I went to the gym today.
First of all, I made a newfriend.
If anyone cares, this is bignews.
No, so it's somebody that I workwith.
That would be so funny.
Her name is Deborah.

SPEAKER_05 (04:23):
Did she go to the gym?

SPEAKER_09 (04:25):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (04:26):
She went to your gym.

SPEAKER_09 (04:28):
Yeah, so she goes to my gym and it's right by where
we were.

SPEAKER_05 (04:31):
What's Jim's last name?
Albert.

SPEAKER_09 (04:33):
Um, I think Sporta.
I think it's Jim Sporta.

SPEAKER_05 (04:37):
Jim Sporta.

SPEAKER_09 (04:39):
Yeah.
Um, sorry, my thing is on anunsteady table, so it's shaking.
Anywho, so we went to the gym'son an unsteady table?
Yeah.
And when we went, I was like,okay, I have to be out of here
by 6 30.
And we didn't get there untillike 5 20, 5 30.
And she's like, okay, we'regonna try the gym.

(04:59):
She was like, okay, we're gonnatry to get out.
And I said, okay, that's fine.
And I was like, we can push itto 6 40.
I live 10 minutes from the gym.

SPEAKER_05 (05:08):
I can I pause you for a second.

SPEAKER_09 (05:10):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (05:11):
I just wanna I just want to recap this story for the
listeners.
So you and your friend, notnamed Jim, not named, named
named Deborah, Barbara, Susan.

SPEAKER_09 (05:25):
Deborah.

SPEAKER_05 (05:26):
There we go.
I had a 50-50 shot.
So you and Jimbra go to yourworkout gym together at 5:30
p.m.
or a.m.

SPEAKER_09 (05:41):
What do you think?
I'm gonna let you use contextclues.

SPEAKER_05 (05:45):
Okay.
Um, so you and Jimbra go to thegym.
Yeah, and this is gym sportsra,right?

SPEAKER_08 (05:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (05:54):
And this is prior to or after your position as a uh
customer service representativeat a local coffee shop.
Don't even get me started whereyou hand out coffees.

SPEAKER_09 (06:07):
Don't even get me started.
So it's um it was after.
It was after, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (06:12):
Okay.

SPEAKER_09 (06:12):
So so we went um at 5 30, and I was like, I had to
be out by 6 30 so I could makeit here on time, right?
Like I was this is today.

SPEAKER_05 (06:20):
This is this is in real time.
Okay.
Not yesterday for everybodylistening.
This is this is happening rightnow.
You're listening, you'relistening on Monday, so it's
actually technically Friday thatthis happened.
So it is in the past, yeah.
But just so you, the listener,are aware that Taylor and Jimbra

(06:40):
went to the gym after Starbra togo and get a workout in at 5:30
and had to be home by 6:30 to behere on the show because we have
a show at Friday at 7.
Because we have a show at 7.
We are all caught up.
Taylor, please tell me thisstory.
I am so ready to hear.

SPEAKER_09 (07:01):
Okay, you're gonna cause me to crash out.
I love you so much.
I'm gonna crash out.
Um, yeah, so I was like, we canpush it to 640.
We had one more set.
I was like, we can push it.
I just need to be gone by 640.
And she was like, absolutely,we'll make that happen.
I'm rushing to get home.
I'm beeping my horn, rushing toget home.

(07:22):
Yeah, I beeped my horn to behere.
I got here at 65.
I said, beautiful.
Dylan had already set everythingup.
I texted him, I said, I need youto get my computer, I need you
to set everything up, mymicrophone, I need it all done
by the time I get there.
He said, say less.
We'll get it done.
Because I got kicked out becausehe's got a new game he's gotta
go play.

SPEAKER_05 (07:42):
Ooh, what game?

SPEAKER_09 (07:43):
It's like Call of Duty.

SPEAKER_05 (07:45):
All Black Ops 7?

SPEAKER_09 (07:47):
Probably, I don't know.
It's it's it's ruining my life.
Anywho, so he has this game thathe gotta go play.
That's why I'm out here foreveryone.

SPEAKER_05 (07:55):
Wait, is it Call of Duty or Borderlands?

SPEAKER_09 (07:57):
I don't know.
I think it's Call of Duty.
I can ask though.

SPEAKER_05 (08:02):
Um, anywho is it Earthworm Gym?

SPEAKER_09 (08:05):
We didn't start this show until 7-10.

SPEAKER_05 (08:10):
Uh yeah, I guess I guess.
I guess it was 7-10.
Yeah.
Is this the bone to pick withme?

SPEAKER_09 (08:18):
Yeah, the one time that I'm like, this show is so
important to me.
I need to make sure that I showup and there's no excuses.
I'm gonna get here.
What are you?
Anyhow.

SPEAKER_05 (08:30):
Um, you want to know what I was doing in the other
room?

SPEAKER_09 (08:33):
Playing with your baby.

SPEAKER_05 (08:34):
I was anything else.
I was feeding my family becauseI'm I'm a good person.

SPEAKER_09 (08:39):
You're the breadwinner.

SPEAKER_05 (08:41):
Yeah.
And the bread maker.
Um and the breadmaker.

SPEAKER_09 (08:44):
And the bread maker.
Can I also?
I'm so sorry.
I know we're gonna talk aboutit.

SPEAKER_05 (08:47):
Papa Jay actually made this bread.

SPEAKER_09 (08:49):
That's really funny.

SPEAKER_05 (08:50):
You get little Cedars.

SPEAKER_09 (08:51):
I know we're gonna talk about your Caesar concert,
but uh, can I tell you guys whathappened to me yesterday at my
place of employment where I docustomer service for people who
like coffee?

SPEAKER_05 (09:01):
I would love to hear about the experience that you've
had at your local coffee uh Ineed you to understand
acquisition center.

SPEAKER_09 (09:11):
I could have gotten fired.
Like to like yesterday, I waslike, I could get fired.
Picture me, back turned.

SPEAKER_05 (09:19):
So like I'm on the same page.

SPEAKER_09 (09:22):
Back is turned, I'm pouring something.
I am visibly busy pouringsomething into a cup.
Okay.

SPEAKER_00 (09:31):
Uh yes, Chris.
Yes, what you're pouring?

SPEAKER_09 (09:34):
Yeah, yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_00 (09:36):
Is it coffee?

SPEAKER_09 (09:37):
So you're actually wrong.
Great question.

SPEAKER_05 (09:40):
Oh fuck, you you were so close, man.
You had a shot.

SPEAKER_09 (09:43):
I was making whipped cream.
So I was pouring all the th allthe contents to make whipped
cream into whipped cream.

SPEAKER_05 (09:49):
How do you how does one make whipped cream?
Do you just pour cream in athing and whip it?
Whip it cream.

SPEAKER_09 (09:53):
Um so is this an actual question?
Do you actually want me to tellyou how we make whipped cream?

SPEAKER_05 (09:58):
Well, yeah, but I also want to make Evo references
the whole time.

SPEAKER_09 (10:01):
Yeah, yeah.
Um, no, so it's we do five puntsof vanilla and then we put heavy
whipping cream into like a likea metal container, like a like a
whipped cream container.

SPEAKER_10 (10:12):
And then we whip it into shape, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (10:14):
Whip it into shape, and then we charge it.
Shape it up with you charge itwith with yeah, with the are
these trade secrets you'regiving away?

SPEAKER_00 (10:25):
Yeah, I think that's how everyone makes whipped cream
corporate espionage, ancientChinese secret, huh?

SPEAKER_09 (10:32):
So I literally was what is that from?

SPEAKER_05 (10:35):
Uh I know it from Wayne's World, but I think it
was a commercial back in theday.

SPEAKER_09 (10:39):
Oh, no, no, you're so right.
It's Wayne Wayne's World.

SPEAKER_05 (10:41):
So so more questions on whipped cream.
Sorry.

SPEAKER_09 (10:44):
Yeah, um, no, you're okay.

SPEAKER_05 (10:46):
So the the thing that you charge it with, um, is
that also the same refrigerantthat they use in your car?

SPEAKER_09 (10:56):
That goes to my car, yeah, yeah.
That's how whenever you talkedabout charging my car, I was
like, oh, I know what that meansbecause we do that at my place
of employment.

SPEAKER_05 (11:04):
Chris, Chris, do you think it's R410 or R32?

SPEAKER_00 (11:10):
I don't I don't know.
I don't know refrigerant.
I know R22 and stuff ispressing.

SPEAKER_09 (11:18):
R22 is precious right now.
As I was in the middle ofpouring something, this guy, I
had seen him and his daughterwalking up like they had just
gone to the counter, and hewent, was it was it Jim?

SPEAKER_00 (11:30):
Was it Jim again?

SPEAKER_09 (11:31):
It was probably Jim.

SPEAKER_00 (11:33):
Earthworm.

SPEAKER_05 (11:34):
Earthworm Jim gets you every time.

SPEAKER_09 (11:36):
Literally, he went, Hello.

SPEAKER_05 (11:39):
So wait, so so for the audio people, so Taylor
snapping her fingers.
So you mean to tell me an adultmale snapped his fingers at you
as if you were like the help?

SPEAKER_09 (11:51):
Serving him, yes, snapped his fingers at me and
then discussed 2025, the year ofour life.
2025.
So then I turned around, I said,Yeah, what do you need?
I need a hot coffee.
Yeah, sure, bud.
Check him out.
And then he his daughter wantedhim to leave a tip.
I had turned back around to dropeverything and get his coffee.

(12:14):
So I'm getting his coffee.
And his daughter said somethingabout leaving a tip, and he was
like, Do you know how long wewere standing here?
I'm not leaving a tip.
So I turned around, I hand himhis coffee, and I said, I am so
sorry that you think 20 secondsis a long time.
I will try better next time.
Have a good day.

SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
And then you pulled out your sawed-off double barrel
shotgun and you blew off hisfingers.
You could have literally firedfor that.

SPEAKER_05 (12:39):
Dude, I the things that I would have done.

SPEAKER_09 (12:43):
Truly, I wanted to drop everything.
I wanted to just turn around anddrop everything in my hand and
say, Yes, absolutely.
How can I serve you?
Please.

SPEAKER_05 (12:51):
I would have I would have stopped what I was doing
and then went over to him andbeen like, Hey, how can I help
you?
And then as he spoke, I'd go,right in face.
Is that annoying?

SPEAKER_09 (13:04):
Oh, it sent me over the edge.

SPEAKER_05 (13:07):
I would have called him oh never mind.
I almost said something crazy,guys.

SPEAKER_09 (13:12):
Truly, if I if I didn't need the job, that would
have I didn't realize howenraging that is.

SPEAKER_00 (13:19):
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (13:21):
Oh, it was awful.
I was worse than that.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (13:25):
When you're when your significant other is
talking and they're talkingabout something you you don't
want to talk about, and you justboop them on the nose and you
go, bad dog.
Bad dog.
Ask my wife.
No.
No.

SPEAKER_09 (13:39):
Curses 101 on how to get a divorce.

SPEAKER_05 (13:42):
I've been trying.
It's not um you should havelooked at him and been like, yo,
they outlawed slavery a longtime ago.
I know you're holding on to thatbig old flag.

SPEAKER_09 (13:55):
It was wild.
And then I had another lady comein and she ordered, first of
all, I said, Hey, how like howare you doing?
How's it going today?
I need all right, sure.
Yeah, don't mind the small talk.
Never mind.
All right.
And I was inside, I wasn't atthe drive-thru.
So I get her order and it waskind of a big order.

(14:15):
I said, Hey, can I go ahead andread this back to you?
Read it all back.
I said, Is everything like dideverything come out correct?
Ignored me on her phone, fullyignored me.
And then took her card andstarted smacking the card
reader.
And I said, Oh, I'm so sorry.
Let me let me get the photo.

SPEAKER_05 (14:33):
Oh, dude.
I could not deal with what youdeal with.
Nope.
You know, we're on we're on aPSA kick um as of last week.
Let me give my PSA.

SPEAKER_08 (14:47):
PSA, please.

SPEAKER_05 (14:49):
If you drive to any establishment to get any sort of
service-oriented anything, thisincludes McDonald's, Burger
King, Wendy's, Starbucks,Duncan.
I don't care where you're going.
Nothing in your life canpossibly be that bad or that
important that you can't letthese people do their fucking

(15:10):
jobs, man.

SPEAKER_09 (15:11):
Like, and also, like, I I get it.
People are busy, the world isawful, whatever.
Flash a smile.
Like, you don't have to be onyour phone when I'm giving you
your things and I'm trying tohave a human connection.
Put your phone down.

SPEAKER_05 (15:26):
Nah, that's that's that's too much to ask.
I'm not even asking that.
Don't be just aggressive.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (15:33):
Like, why and I want to say there are so many nice
people that come through thedrive-thru.
There are.
Like, and and there's so manynice people that come in.
So I hate like having thosehandful of bad experiences, but
it's not even like they're justa little irritating.
It's like, why are you actinglike that?
You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 (15:51):
Slapping your heart on a card reader when you know
how a tap works, like literally,like fully, like, like she was
mad that I didn't have it ready,like slapping it just to let me
know.
Oh, dude.
No, I would I would be catchingassault charges left and right.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (16:08):
It was wild.
I was like, well, and then everytime I did it, I was like, I
need this job, I need this job,I need this job.
And then I continue doing what Iwas doing.

SPEAKER_05 (16:16):
Oh, crazy.

SPEAKER_00 (16:18):
Anywho, how has your week been, sir?
It's been busy.
It's been busy.
It has been busy.
This is the first time since ohgod.
It's been a couple days.
I haven't seen my family.
Like I woke my wife up nightbefore last when I got home and
was like, Hey, I got your food.

(16:38):
You want to eat?

SPEAKER_09 (16:41):
They've been working you to the bone, dude.

SPEAKER_00 (16:43):
Oh no, I volunteered, so it's Oh what?
Yeah, I volunteered for extrawork.

SPEAKER_05 (16:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's a whole thing we've got going on
right now.

SPEAKER_09 (16:53):
Did you get paid for this extra work, right?

SPEAKER_05 (16:56):
Oh, yes, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (16:57):
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 (17:00):
Yeah.
For those who don't know, Chrisis a prostitute.

SPEAKER_09 (17:05):
Yeah.
And so he's volunteering hisbody.

SPEAKER_05 (17:08):
I work so hard.

SPEAKER_09 (17:13):
Stop at work.

SPEAKER_05 (17:14):
Well, for like 10 or 12 seconds and then it softens
up.

SPEAKER_09 (17:17):
Not not 20 seconds, because that's too long.

SPEAKER_00 (17:20):
Yeah.
And five minutes of peddling.
That's the best part.

SPEAKER_05 (17:27):
Um I went and saw this concert, guys.
It was first off, it wasincredible.
The the dome was the venue.
It's a brand new venue inVirginia Beach.
It's it's an older venue thatthey remodeled and redid.
Um, but the dome might be thebest place to see a concert in

(17:49):
Virginia.
Like I really as of right now,it is my favorite place to see a
concert in Virginia.

SPEAKER_09 (17:59):
Chris, is that a it's a what?
I'm calling the police.
I said, is that a weed?

SPEAKER_00 (18:06):
Oh no, that's V.

SPEAKER_09 (18:07):
Calling the Police.

SPEAKER_00 (18:08):
It's menthol, five percent.

SPEAKER_09 (18:10):
Chris doesn't get the joke.

SPEAKER_00 (18:12):
No, he wasn't a vine kid, buddy.

SPEAKER_09 (18:14):
He wasn't a vine kid.
Oh, never mind.
Sorry, continue.

SPEAKER_05 (18:20):
Um, yeah, he wasn't uh he wasn't that kind of guy.

SPEAKER_00 (18:24):
I sure hope it does.
Um continue.
So you saw the blue man group,the dome, the thunderdome.

SPEAKER_05 (18:32):
So the dome in Virginia Beach.
So they remodeled this place.
First off, it's attached to aparking garage.
Um so you literally park andyou're at the venue, which is
huge for anybody that has everbeen to Virginia or Virginia
Beach.
Knowing that you're beside whereyou parked is huge in Virginia

(18:53):
Beach.
Yeah.
So we go into the parkinggarage.
Parking was only$20.
So it's it's also reasonablypriced.
Wow.

SPEAKER_08 (19:01):
For the whole end.

SPEAKER_05 (19:03):
Yeah.
They had um they had staffers,uh, flagged staffers in the
parking garage to let you knowthat that area was completely
full, so that you didn't have towaste your time going through
and looking.
They would just wave you on tothe next level.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (19:21):
Okay.

SPEAKER_05 (19:22):
That's then we we get parked, we go downstairs,
and there's a lady that'stelling people where the concert
is.
Because once you get downstairsin the parking garage, you're
like, Oh, I don't know which waythe dome was, and then they're
like, It's right there.
Go that way.

SPEAKER_07 (19:36):
Wow.
Dummy is in front of your face.

SPEAKER_05 (19:41):
So you you do that, right?
You get in, you go down, you gointo the dome.
Uh, getting through is quick.
They were very, very quick toget us through.
As soon as we get in there, agiant bar, like directly as soon
as you walk in, staffed withfour or five people.
So people are getting all theirstuff quick.

(20:01):
The drinks and food, horriblyoverpriced.
I will say that.

SPEAKER_09 (20:06):
Checks out.

SPEAKER_05 (20:07):
Um, we got because we hadn't eaten, so we got uh
two pizzas, two personal sizedpizzas, one cheese, one
pepperoni, one for me, one forher.
And Lindsay got a white claw,and I got a non-alcoholic coke.

SPEAKER_09 (20:24):
So are you pregnant?

SPEAKER_05 (20:26):
Yes, both of you.

SPEAKER_09 (20:29):
Congratulations.

SPEAKER_05 (20:30):
Um so all of that came to$80.
Oh, Lee Moly.
Next time stop at McDonald's.

SPEAKER_07 (20:39):
So that's wild.

SPEAKER_05 (20:40):
The food and drinks were very overpriced.
You you get that at venues,anyways, but even with that
mindset, I thought it wasoverpriced.
So just be aware, like that's myonly gripe.
But the venue is beautiful, it'sit's an incredible place to see
a show.
Um, you walk inside, you go downlike seven stairs, and then

(21:04):
you're inside of the dome, andit is standing room only.
Um, there were some seating inthe back, but I don't know if
those were like personal seatsor what was going on back there.
And then there's balconies.
There's two balconies.
So the dome is three levels.
You could go to all threelevels.
Um, there are bars and bathroomson every level.

(21:25):
We only went to the first floor.
Um, and then we were in the thepit basically.
So it was standing standing roomonly.
So you as soon as you got there,you could get as close as you
wanted.
So yeah.
So for a hundred dollars is howmuch the tickets were.
A hundred dollars.

SPEAKER_10 (21:46):
That's it.

SPEAKER_05 (21:47):
Yeah, it was it, dude.
The venue was priced great, thetickets were priced great, the
food was outrageous.
Um, they had a very nice mercharea.
Uh, the they don't control theprice of the merch, but the
merch was always overpriced.
Like this hat was$35.

SPEAKER_00 (22:02):
Um, it's actually not bad.
Not bad for a hat, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (22:06):
For the for like the quality of hat that it is, it's
really not that bad.
Um and then the venue itself,like they have these these
incredible lights across likeboth sides.
So you're like you're staring atthe stage to the left and to the
right.
There are just these beams oflights that change colors
depending on what the artist, uhlike their color scheme for the

(22:28):
the stage is.

SPEAKER_10 (22:29):
Wow.

SPEAKER_05 (22:30):
Um and then Daughtry had like his own like laser
light show that he put on duringhis set.
Yeah.
Uh all of that being said, PODwas a surprise guest, so that
was pretty incredible.

SPEAKER_07 (22:44):
I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_05 (22:46):
Uh, you wouldn't know them.
I'm sure Chris, I think youknow, right?
POD.

SPEAKER_00 (22:52):
It's it's another one of those things where if I
heard a song, I'd be like, duh.

SPEAKER_05 (22:56):
Um Youth of the Nation was like their big song.
Yeah.
And then um the song Boom wasanother one.
Uh Taylor, you would know thatsong.

SPEAKER_07 (23:07):
Sound to my heart, the cheek goes on.
No, nope.

SPEAKER_05 (23:12):
No, this is yes.
Boom.
Here comes the boom.
Here comes the yeah.
Uh let me guess.
Boom.
Yes.

SPEAKER_09 (23:22):
Actually, it's quiet time.

SPEAKER_05 (23:25):
So the they were on.
That was a surprise guess that Ididn't know was going to be
there.
That was incredible.
Super excited about that.
Dotry comes out, plays all ofhis new stuff that I was unaware
of.
Um, he's a metal artist now, sohe put on an incredible show
with all of his new stuff.
He played all of his old stuffas well towards the end.

(23:47):
Uh, but but his new stuff wassuper good.
It's like this modern electronicmetal.
Um so it was like it's differentsounding enough that it was
interesting.
And um the the light show kindof just kept my brain super
engaged.
Like I was I was into this lightshow, dude.

SPEAKER_09 (24:07):
Early's ADHD loved that.

SPEAKER_05 (24:10):
Oh, dude, I was like, oh shit.
Oh Cether came out and did theirset, and they played all of the

(24:46):
songs that you wanted to hear.
They played um Broken, theyplayed uh Fake It, they played
Rimedy, they played Gasoline, umjust any song that you think of
that Caether has, they playedit.
So they were huh?

SPEAKER_09 (25:08):
Gasolina.

SPEAKER_05 (25:10):
Nope, not gasolina.
Nope, nope, nope.
Gasolina.

SPEAKER_03 (25:15):
I remember that gasolina.

SPEAKER_05 (25:19):
Love that song.
Not not quite words, not quitethat one.
No, don't know a word.

SPEAKER_00 (25:25):
No, it was gas.
Does it mean petrol?

SPEAKER_10 (25:31):
Got it!

SPEAKER_05 (25:34):
Um, no, it was it was a good time, man.
See, they're I they wereslightly disappointing.
Um, they were very yeah, theywere very sloppy, like they just
weren't like cohesive, theyweren't really like put
together.
Um, in between is this theirfirst concert in a while?
No, that's the crazy part.
Oh, and they've also been likeplaying for 25 years, 30 years.

(25:59):
So like you would just thinkthey'd be a little more put
together.
Yeah, um, but like in betweensongs, they would just like
start playing random shit, andlike none of it went into the
next song.
They would just like almost likeyou know when like you pick up a
guitar.
Well, no, but like when I pickup a guitar and I like start
messing around to like tune itand stuff, like they were doing

(26:20):
that in between every song.
That's wild, yeah.
And then they would just startplaying another song, and like
it just it didn't flow welltogether at all.
And at one point they started toplay a song, and then the singer
was like, No, we're not doingthat one, and they did a
different one, so it just feltlike chaotic and and not like
put together.

(26:41):
Um and like I said, they weresloppy, like the the the songs
were good, they were there, butyou could tell like they just
weren't well rehearsed.
Yeah, um, they did Broken anddid like the worst version of
Broken I've ever heard.
Like I've I've heard people inbars play this song better than
they didn't.

(27:01):
It was it was not good.
Oh but it's like you still getto hear them do all of the songs
that you wanted to hear, youknow?
So yeah, it it was it was alittle disappointing on that
part, but I'm really happy thatI got to see them.
And I'm I'm a fan of Daughtrynow, man.
I think Dottree's super, supergood, super cool.

SPEAKER_07 (27:22):
You you weren't a fan before?

SPEAKER_05 (27:25):
Not really.
No, yeah, all of his songs areabout like going home and
staying home and finding homeand oh shit, yeah.
That's what I want.

SPEAKER_09 (27:34):
I love being home, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (27:36):
Chris, you would love Dottree.
But his new stuff is new.

SPEAKER_03 (27:46):
Yeah, sort of, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (27:48):
You know, he had that song that's like, Well, I'm
going home.
Yeah.
That was him, and then he had uhwasn't really I don't know,
yeah.
Oh then he has some other songs.

SPEAKER_09 (28:02):
I don't think so.

SPEAKER_05 (28:03):
It was I don't that was him.
I don't think you know whoDodtre is, Taylor.

SPEAKER_01 (28:09):
Um these places are getting old.

SPEAKER_09 (28:17):
Really?

SPEAKER_05 (28:18):
Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_09 (28:19):
I think you're lying.

SPEAKER_05 (28:22):
Yep, that's it.
Home Dodge.
There you go.
Googled, done.

SPEAKER_09 (28:26):
I I definitely thought the same guy that sang
life is a highway.

SPEAKER_05 (28:32):
What?

SPEAKER_09 (28:33):
Because in my head they're the same song.
Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 (28:37):
Which version of that are you?
That's what I was just gonnaask.
Tom Rascal.
Tom Cochrane or Rascal Flats?

SPEAKER_00 (28:42):
Rascal Flats.

SPEAKER_05 (28:44):
Um Tom Cochrane's way better than Rascal Coffee.

SPEAKER_09 (28:46):
Sorry, that's so brave now.

SPEAKER_05 (28:47):
Shut your mouth.

SPEAKER_00 (28:49):
You like Rascal Flats better than Tom Cochrane?
Dude, well, I kind of have to.
I've watched the Cars movie likejoke like 10,000 times.
Like I'm programmed now.
I like oh wow.

SPEAKER_09 (29:07):
Did you guys know that there's a a car's priest?
So that means there's a car'sJesus, so that means there's a
car's religion.

SPEAKER_05 (29:19):
Taylor, I think the whole universe is just like real
people, but cars.

SPEAKER_07 (29:24):
But like cars.

SPEAKER_05 (29:25):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (29:26):
It's wild.

SPEAKER_05 (29:28):
You know, I bet those cars, uh Taylor, those
cars are allowed to even havejobs.
Isn't that something?

SPEAKER_09 (29:34):
That's wild.
Um, do you know this?
Do you know the scene when umthe girls flash their headlights
to Lightning McQueen?

SPEAKER_05 (29:43):
Yes, it's the best scene in the movie.

SPEAKER_09 (29:45):
It's their boobies.

SPEAKER_05 (29:46):
Yeah, we know.
We're well aware up top.
I still giggle.

SPEAKER_09 (29:51):
Chris, do you think that Helen Keller is real?
Or let me rephrase this.

SPEAKER_00 (29:55):
Do you have already heard this?

SPEAKER_09 (29:59):
Sorry, I know.
We're still on Cedar.
Keep going.

SPEAKER_05 (30:02):
No, no, no.
Cedar's over.
Anyways, the show is great.
And I really recommend the dome.
That's my thing.
Is like if you get a chance, ifyou're listening, if you are in
Virginia, go see a show at thedome.
Like, even if you're unsure ifyou like, if you're like, I
don't really see that music or Idon't want to go, just fucking
go.
It's so good.

SPEAKER_09 (30:21):
Just do it.

SPEAKER_05 (30:22):
Anyways, Helen Keller.

SPEAKER_09 (30:24):
Helen Keller.
Anyways, wonderful.
Um, yeah, so do you think thatHelen Keller did all the things
that they claim that she did?

SPEAKER_00 (30:33):
Yeah.
Why lie?
Taylor, the media.
You guys fall for it.

SPEAKER_03 (30:40):
There's so much evidence.
There's so much evidence.

SPEAKER_09 (30:48):
No, no, we're getting into it.

SPEAKER_05 (30:49):
We're getting into it.
Because I've been thinking aboutit.
And I know it drives me insane.

SPEAKER_09 (30:57):
I know that Lindsay said that she taught her in her
hand.
Like I get that.
But like if she wrote an A inher hand, how does she know
that's an A?
You can't verbally tell hershe's deaf.

SPEAKER_00 (31:13):
To what degree was she deaf and or blind?

SPEAKER_09 (31:16):
Fully.
Fully deaf, fully blind.
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 (31:19):
Yeah, wasn't this back in the time of like oil
lamps and stuff?

SPEAKER_06 (31:24):
No, she she died in like the crazy part, dude.

SPEAKER_05 (31:27):
That's the crazy part.
This is why I argue this point.
She died in 1968.

SPEAKER_00 (31:33):
What?
It wasn't that long ago.
Dude, I've seen like pictureswhere it looks like she's in
like old time.
Maybe they just dressed her out.

SPEAKER_05 (31:41):
They wanted like so she died in 1968 at the age of
87.
So I don't know the math.
Do the math on this.

SPEAKER_07 (31:54):
1920.

SPEAKER_05 (31:56):
Wait.
No, that also doesn't add up,Taylor.

SPEAKER_00 (31:59):
No, she'd have been like 18.
Yeah.
So that would have been oillamps and stuff.
Maybe those are the pictures ordrawings I've seen of her.
So what year?

SPEAKER_09 (32:09):
What 1960?

SPEAKER_05 (32:10):
1968.
So what year what year would shehave been like five?

SPEAKER_09 (32:17):
1968 minus.
How old was she?

SPEAKER_05 (32:20):
87.

SPEAKER_09 (32:22):
So I'm doing 1968 minus 87, right?

SPEAKER_05 (32:25):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_09 (32:27):
1881.
So there were.

SPEAKER_05 (32:29):
That's when she was born, 1881.

SPEAKER_09 (32:31):
So 1886.

SPEAKER_05 (32:35):
So 1886, she would have been like five years old.

SPEAKER_09 (32:39):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (32:40):
Right?
So she she wasn't born this way.

SPEAKER_09 (32:43):
It was an accident that at 19 months old.
It was an illness.

SPEAKER_05 (32:48):
Or yeah, an illness, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (32:50):
That she went fully deaf and fully blind at 19
months.

SPEAKER_05 (32:53):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_09 (32:55):
She doesn't know how to do things at 19 months.
Dude, I'm gonna die on thishill.
I think she was real, and I'msure she did some things.
I don't think she wrote a wholebook.
I I think that maybe she helpedin some capacity.

SPEAKER_00 (33:11):
She did not write the book.
It's like all these presidentsand stuff who write books,
they're not writing books.

SPEAKER_09 (33:18):
So that's what I'm saying.
I I think that things have beenexaggerated.
Do you see what I'm saying?
That they're like, oh my gosh,no, no plane.

SPEAKER_03 (33:26):
And I'm like how it works.
That's how it works.

SPEAKER_09 (33:29):
I just don't believe that.

SPEAKER_03 (33:32):
There's so much evidence because there are so
many pictures of Ellen Keller.

SPEAKER_09 (33:36):
But they were like she flew a plane, but all she
really did was touch the littleplane thing for 30 seconds.
She didn't fly a plane.

SPEAKER_00 (33:43):
Because technically, for 30 seconds, she was flying
the plane.

SPEAKER_09 (33:47):
Alright, Chris, listen.
Technically, yeah, but like it'snot a lie.
Yeah, if you I guess if you goon a technicality, but when
you're like, yeah, she was deafand blind and she flew a plane.

SPEAKER_00 (34:01):
You know what I mean?
It'd be different if they saidshe performed brain surgery.
I'd be like, Oh dude, Taylor.

SPEAKER_05 (34:07):
Taylor, not only did she write a book, she wrote so
many books.

SPEAKER_09 (34:12):
She didn't write nothing.

SPEAKER_03 (34:13):
There are so many books that she wrote.

SPEAKER_09 (34:18):
She is deaf and blind.
She literally can't do that.
Like, how did they teach her?
I know that they're like, Yeah,we did it in the palm of her
hand, but how does she know thatthis is an A?

SPEAKER_00 (34:30):
Have you not seen the people?
Have you not seen the peoplewith the disabilities who have
like no arms and there's nolegs, they're just feet coming
out of their torso, and likethey live on their own stories,
and they live on their own.
These people they wash dishes,they know I know that.

SPEAKER_09 (34:47):
That makes sense to me.
What I'm saying is, I don'tunderstand.
I think Helen Keller could dothings.
That's not what I'm saying.
I don't understand how theytaught her to write or like
readily braille.
Like, how did they know that sheunderstood that?
Do you see what I'm saying?
In the New Yorker, verbally tellthem.

SPEAKER_05 (35:06):
Here's an entire article in The New Yorker
explaining how she learned howto write Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 (35:12):
But I'm saying, like, I'm saying my brain
doesn't comprehend that.

SPEAKER_05 (35:16):
Because your brain is wrong.

SPEAKER_09 (35:19):
If she's deaf and blind, and they claim she was
they claim she was fully deaf,then I don't believe she's fully
deaf or blind.

SPEAKER_05 (35:27):
I bet, I bet there's a video of her doing this stuff.
Hold on.

SPEAKER_09 (35:32):
I'm just saying I don't believe that she was fully
deaf then.
Do you know how I mean?
Like the blind, I I get, but howcan you explain to her that this
is an A other than just writingit in her hand?

SPEAKER_01 (35:46):
Here's a video from 1954 of Helen Keller speaking
out against something.

SPEAKER_09 (35:53):
She can talk?
Dude, I'm if you let's watch it.
But do you want to talk aboutpulling it up right now?
Do you understand what I'msaying, though?
Like if she went deaf and blindat 19 months old, like think
about your baby.
Your baby knows how to say dog,mom, and dad.
Or watch on a good day.

SPEAKER_05 (36:16):
Pulling it up right now.

SPEAKER_09 (36:17):
I just I don't believe that it's real.
She's lying.
She she was fibbing.
She wanted to get out ofpreschool.

SPEAKER_00 (36:24):
Okay, I wasn't mistaken.
I uh I actually played the HelenKeller experience uh game for
the 360.
I'll just win it to Harley.
You ready for this?
You ready?

SPEAKER_02 (36:41):
Yeah, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_05 (36:42):
This is Helen Keller right here.

SPEAKER_02 (36:48):
She does not see the room or the book that she's
reading.
She sees nothing.
She does not hear the rustlingof the curtains behind her.
She hears nothing.
She is deaf, deaf, and blind.
If you enter her room, she willknow it.
Your lightest footfall will tellher you are coming.

(37:09):
She will even tell her who youare if she knows you, if she
knows her old friend, PollyThompson.
Polly has been with Helen Kellerforty years.
She's been Helen's onlycompanion.
Helen's eyes and ears are theworld.
She talks with Helen by a fingersystem that each letter has a
sign.

(37:29):
She's barely touching her hand.
Reaching out beyond her dark andsoundless night, Helen depends
most on touch.
Two other senses remain.
There is taste and there issmell.
Since the scent of objects andplaces and people tells Helen

(37:51):
much that we learn with eyes andears.
But her hand is such link to theouter world, with College, with
Anne, the pastime helper, witheveryone she encounters.

SPEAKER_09 (38:05):
Okay, so Helen Keller's not speaking.
There's no way that's it's not,she's not really like I just
don't understand how they couldteach her like words.
I don't understand that.

SPEAKER_05 (38:23):
I just don't think you were smart enough to do it
to it up too.

SPEAKER_09 (38:29):
I understand if you are blind, obviously you can
understand words and they canteach you things because you can
still hear.
If you are deaf, I understandthat you can still read because
you have eyes, right?
But like if like kids who havegone deaf, you've heard deaf

(38:52):
people talk.
Do you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 (38:54):
Don't do yes, we've all heard.
Yeah, don't do the impression.
Don't do it.

SPEAKER_09 (38:59):
No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 (39:00):
What are you doing, Taylor?

SPEAKER_09 (39:03):
Holy shit, dude.
I just don't understand.
It's not she's I think she'sreal, I just don't think she
wrote a book.

unknown (39:10):
Taylor, don't do it.

SPEAKER_09 (39:12):
I'm not doing it.
I'm not gonna get canceled.
I have to keep my job.
I just don't know.

SPEAKER_05 (39:16):
They don't listen to the show, so I I think it's a
good thing that you didn't, butI think we're we're okay.

SPEAKER_09 (39:21):
No, I it takes one customer.

SPEAKER_05 (39:23):
We're still working on getting this show on braille.

SPEAKER_09 (39:26):
Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 (39:29):
Right after this, we have to get back on topic.
So my uncle told me the funnieststory, right?
So he goes to King's Dominion inhigh school for band, probably.
I don't know, right?
Okay, and so they go to King'sDominion.
Nobody said it was, I guessthere was a huge gathering of
deaf people, and he didn't knowit until they got on the ride,

(39:52):
and everyone started yelling atthe same time.
Oh no, oh no, these high schoolkids, you know what I mean?
Like yeah, fish bags.
Oh no, he was just he was sofreaked out.
So that's fair.

(40:13):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (40:14):
Oh no, but like people also don't think that
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Like he's just thinking that.

SPEAKER_00 (40:21):
I mean, where are these people meeting that you're
referring to?

SPEAKER_05 (40:25):
Taylor's house.
It's just Taylor.

SPEAKER_00 (40:27):
Are you in a cult?

SPEAKER_09 (40:28):
No, I think that Stevie Wonder is blind.
I think that Helen Keller isdeaf and blind.
I just don't think she wrote allof those.
Anywho, I stand by that becauseI just I don't think it's true.

SPEAKER_00 (40:40):
Is anybody gonna bring up the fact that she's
like a pretty old woman?
I mean, like, she's pretty, sheis, as an old woman, like us.

SPEAKER_04 (40:48):
Like, man, I agree.
I agree.

SPEAKER_00 (40:50):
What are you saying?
Helen Helen Keller could get itwhen she was younger.
She's she, I mean, I don't knowif she's Helen Keller is Chris's
type.
She would be a mom I'd like tofinance a car with.

SPEAKER_09 (41:00):
Let's find out.
Let's find out.
How would she know what washappening?
That would be a jarringexperience.

SPEAKER_03 (41:06):
I don't know.
But she could say, dude, we'reso close.
We're walking such an edge rightnow.
You keep catching me off guard.
I'm about to say some crazyshit.

SPEAKER_08 (41:18):
Helen Keller's on the next SVU episode.

SPEAKER_05 (41:21):
Just so everyone here knows, I had a fantastic
joke just now and I didn't sayit.
I'm a good person.
God damn it.
I'm a good person.

SPEAKER_09 (41:28):
You are a good person.

SPEAKER_05 (41:31):
Also, yeah, Helen Keller was a pretty lady in her
20s.
I agree with this statement.
I fact checked it.

SPEAKER_09 (41:39):
Well, pull up a picture, don't be shy.

SPEAKER_05 (41:42):
Well, I don't know if you'll be able to really see
it.

SPEAKER_09 (41:48):
I know she couldn't.
Yo, what the fuck are we doinghere, dude?

SPEAKER_07 (41:56):
What am I doing?
It's true.

SPEAKER_00 (42:01):
Thank you everybody for listening to the Helen
Keller episode.

SPEAKER_05 (42:07):
This is this is where it all ends, guys.

SPEAKER_09 (42:10):
Also, if you guys plan on commenting, I don't read
the comments because my mentalhealth can't handle that.
Um I stand by what I say.

SPEAKER_00 (42:19):
Ann Taylor can't read.

SPEAKER_04 (42:22):
I can't read.
Neither could she.
Okay.
Listen, guys.
No, she could.
That's the thing.

SPEAKER_09 (42:29):
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 (42:31):
We have a musician bracket to get through.

SPEAKER_09 (42:34):
Oh, that's right.
I forgot.
We do things.

SPEAKER_05 (42:37):
Are we are we ready to finish this up?
We we gotta get through um atleast one round.

SPEAKER_09 (42:43):
Um Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband died.

SPEAKER_05 (42:47):
Jim?

SPEAKER_09 (42:48):
I mean, this happened a while ago, but
fucking Jim, dude.

unknown (42:53):
Fucking Jim.

SPEAKER_05 (42:55):
Okay, okay, okay.
Are we ready?
Oh, one second.
News.
Yes.

SPEAKER_00 (43:00):
Diddy.
Oh, there's Diddy news?
Yeah.
He got he got uh he was foundguilty and then sentencing uh
four years and two months, whichI hate.
I'm reading all these articlesand they're like 50 months, and
I'm like, math, not my strongsuit, just tell me four years
and two months.

SPEAKER_01 (43:19):
So four years.

SPEAKER_00 (43:22):
That's it.
Yeah, they dropped a lot of themajor stuff.
Um but the let's see.
Well, I want to get the verbiageright.
Uh Combs was found guilty of twocounts of transporting
individuals for prostitution.

SPEAKER_07 (43:40):
Oh, so that was it.

SPEAKER_05 (43:45):
It's it's stuff like this that makes the criminal
say, I could do that time.
Especially if you have enoughmoney.

SPEAKER_09 (43:54):
Everyone who testified against him is now in
danger.
Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 (43:59):
Like, absolutely.
All of that for what?

SPEAKER_09 (44:03):
Especially like the the I mean like lowest end of
the people who went in and werelike, Yeah, he did these awful
things to me and put me throughthese awful things, and that's
all I'm gonna get enraged.

SPEAKER_05 (44:16):
Four years.
That's wild.
You know what's crazier thanthat?
Look at how handsome uh JoshTurner is.

SPEAKER_09 (44:26):
Dude, that's crazy.
I feel I feel like that mighthave been insensitive.
I think you should apologizeright now.

SPEAKER_06 (44:33):
You said never mind.
We're not we're not back.
What I said was truthful.
She couldn't hear or see.

SPEAKER_05 (44:40):
Um, so just to recap, we're going over the
musicians from the last episode.

SPEAKER_08 (44:46):
Yeah, so if you guys don't know what we're doing that
made it through the first round,yeah, and they're going against
each other now, and we have toget through these rounds.

SPEAKER_05 (44:57):
Are we ready?
Yeah, so it was Josh Turnerversus Oh, wait, no, no, sorry,
pink.

SPEAKER_08 (45:05):
You already messed up.

SPEAKER_05 (45:06):
Yeah, yeah, sorry.

SPEAKER_08 (45:06):
It was Shakira versus Shakira.

SPEAKER_09 (45:10):
Yeah, pink all the way.

SPEAKER_05 (45:12):
Uh yeah, I was gonna say this is where we get
decisive or divisive.

SPEAKER_09 (45:18):
So are we just basing it off of looks or like
talent and personality?

SPEAKER_05 (45:23):
What are you talking about, Taylor?
You're crazy.

SPEAKER_09 (45:25):
Because I recently heard Pink has been going across
my for you page, and I've beenhearing clips of her just like
singing, and I'm like, yeah, I'ma pink fan.

SPEAKER_05 (45:36):
Um Shakira's Shakira's a uh uh criminal,
also.

SPEAKER_08 (45:45):
She is?

SPEAKER_05 (45:46):
Yeah, you know you don't remember uh she got in
trouble for her taxes in likeColombia or wherever she's from.

SPEAKER_09 (45:54):
Oh, I thought that was Martha Stewart or something.

SPEAKER_05 (45:57):
No, Martha also got in trouble, but I don't I don't
think she's Colombian.
I for what is she, Taylor?
You tell me.
Um she's a Pumpa Honduras, yeah,but like where is she from?

SPEAKER_08 (46:12):
Um I don't know, actually.

SPEAKER_05 (46:16):
Anyways, uh yeah, she got in trouble.
She she's a criminal.

SPEAKER_09 (46:19):
Crazy.
Now I know.
Um all right, well, well Shakirawins then.

SPEAKER_05 (46:24):
If it's uh if it's it is it is two against one.
Yeah, so Shakira moves.
I'm not mad at that.
Um then it was John Legendversus uh James Hetfield.
Honestly, we can't Oh wait, no,no, I'm sorry.

(46:44):
No, I'm sorry.
It was James Hetfield messing upagainst Sabrina Carpenter
against Sabrina Carpenter or noUsher, Usher, James Hetfield,
James Hetfield versus Usherbecause Bruno Mars Dude, you're
really bad at this.
Yeah, I am bad at this.
It was uh Bruno Mars versus andJohn Legend won.

SPEAKER_09 (47:11):
Okay, so we had the first two, and then it was pink,
and then Shakira and Bruno Mars,and then Shakira won.
So then we had pink and Shakira,and then it was supposed to be
James Hetfield versus Usher.

SPEAKER_05 (47:26):
Because Usher beat Adele.

SPEAKER_08 (47:28):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (47:29):
Okay, so James Hetfield versus Usher.
We're going to James Hetfield.
I'm gonna go Usher.
You're going Usher.
What's your reason?

SPEAKER_09 (47:41):
You like his bot, huh?

SPEAKER_05 (47:43):
No, it's the Herpes.
Herbie?
I love that movie.
Do you know the story about himand his herpes?
No, I don't want to know.
Oh well, I'm gonna tell youanyways.
Uh because I know a lot aboutmusic and music news.

SPEAKER_10 (48:00):
And herpes.

SPEAKER_05 (48:01):
And herpes.
Uh so Usher came under fire froma lady who claimed that he gave
her herpes, knowing that he hadherpes, and he didn't disclose
it before having relations withher.
But that's a claim.
It was a claim that turned outto be completely true.

(48:24):
There were several women thatcame forward and they were like,
yes, he got us too.
Well, so then he came out andand admitted that he he was
aware that he had herpes.
Like, I think he ended up payingout.
I'm not positive on that, sodon't quote me on it.

SPEAKER_08 (48:41):
That's definitely easier.

SPEAKER_05 (48:44):
It is, it is like it there was a whole thing about
it.

SPEAKER_08 (48:47):
Yeah, like you can go to jail.

SPEAKER_05 (48:49):
That was one of the that was one of the first times
that somebody came out.
Usher was one of the first onesto come out against the whole
Diddy thing.
So yeah.
Anyways, um if you're trying toclaim our vote, it's still
Usher.
This is where this is whereChris was like, Yeah, I was

(49:11):
already sold, man.

SPEAKER_09 (49:12):
You didn't I was already sold, and you just are
keep you keep selling the deal.

SPEAKER_05 (49:16):
You made the deal, man.
Um, yeah, I gotta go JamesHetfield on this one.

SPEAKER_09 (49:23):
I can't go James Heffield.

SPEAKER_05 (49:25):
I can't let Metallica die in this cesspool
of pop artists.
That yeah.
Alright, so we've got SabrinaCarpenter versus Benson Boone.
Was it Benson Boone?

SPEAKER_09 (49:43):
I think so.

SPEAKER_05 (49:43):
Yes, it was.
It was it was Benson Boon.

SPEAKER_09 (49:45):
Sabrina Carpenter all the way.
We don't even need to argue.

SPEAKER_05 (49:47):
Agreed.
Oh, okay.
Alright.

SPEAKER_09 (49:50):
You're going Benson Boone?

SPEAKER_05 (49:52):
No, I don't like either one of them.
I was gonna let you guys decide.

SPEAKER_09 (49:55):
She looks so pretty here.
This is such a good picture ofher.

SPEAKER_05 (49:59):
She looks like Dolly Barton.

SPEAKER_09 (50:00):
Actually, I hope she's happy.
Okay, Dolly Barton's stunning.
She kind of looks like TaylorSwift.

SPEAKER_04 (50:07):
Why is he why are you like ready to fight today?
Because I had an awful day ofwork.
I'm coming in.
So combative.

SPEAKER_09 (50:17):
Sabrina?

SPEAKER_05 (50:19):
No, you.

SPEAKER_09 (50:21):
No, you missed what Chris said.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (50:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure I'm not good at keeping track.

SPEAKER_09 (50:29):
Or or hers are real though.
Dolly's aren't.

SPEAKER_05 (50:33):
Yeah.
Anywho.
Uh so we have Ryan Goslingversus Oh, wait, no, you guys
went Alicia Keys, right?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (50:45):
Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_05 (50:46):
Sorry.
Alicia Keys versus Ooh, KellyClarkson.
This might be the this might bethe toughest one, honestly.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (50:56):
Kelly Clarkson.

SPEAKER_05 (50:58):
I do agree, Kelly Clarkson.

SPEAKER_00 (51:02):
I mean, however, watching her come up, but like
in in you know, seeing it live.
Yeah, Alicia Keys was before mytime, but I grew up with it, and
I love Alicia Keys.

SPEAKER_05 (51:13):
I also love Alicia Keys.
I think she has a fantasticvoice.
Yes.
It's tough to put these twotogether in the same place.

SPEAKER_09 (51:23):
I think they are both unbelievably talented, but
I think Kelly Clarkson's rangeof things that she can do is
better than Alicia Keys.

SPEAKER_05 (51:33):
That is fair.

SPEAKER_09 (51:34):
I have not found a cover of Kelly Clarkson's that I
did not like.
Or dare I say was better thanthe original.

SPEAKER_05 (51:42):
Should I ask for a tiebreaker from the other room?

SPEAKER_09 (51:45):
Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_00 (51:49):
Was it really a tie?
There's three of us, but stillask.

SPEAKER_09 (51:53):
Yeah, I think you might make it a tie.

SPEAKER_00 (51:58):
Well, I am undecided.
Same here.

SPEAKER_09 (52:01):
I'm I'm gonna go Alicia Keys just because but
your wife sent me a video ofTibby, we'll get out with a loud
hands in the air like you justdon't care.

SPEAKER_05 (52:15):
Um, see, so I was I was leaning um more towards
Alicia Keys, but based off ofpure talent, but like they're so
they're so that's what I'msaying.

SPEAKER_09 (52:32):
And they're also both stunning.

SPEAKER_05 (52:35):
Do you know what I mean?
Absolutely, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (52:37):
Like I don't know, it is really hard.
I do think that they are both sounbelievably talented, but I do
think for me, Kelly Clarksonwould take the cake on that one.
Barely.

SPEAKER_05 (52:48):
I mean like barely the song Fallen by Alicia Keys.

SPEAKER_09 (52:53):
I would love to hear Kelly Clarkson and Alicia Keys
do a duet.

SPEAKER_05 (52:57):
That should happen.
I'm surprised that it hasn't.

SPEAKER_09 (53:00):
Yeah, you know what's crazy, and I hate
bringing light to this person,so like just keep that in mind.
But no, Lizzo has a really greatvoice.
Like, I forgot that she's liketheatrically trained.

SPEAKER_05 (53:18):
In a minute, I'm gonna need a nemanima, I'm an
emma.

SPEAKER_09 (53:22):
In a minute, I'm gonna need a nemanemon.

SPEAKER_05 (53:26):
I think I think Lizzo is a minion.

SPEAKER_06 (53:31):
She is.
She is.
No, I I hate bringing like toher.

SPEAKER_05 (53:37):
Like the opposite of what?
That's that's a that's ahorrible joke.
Um I don't I don't like Lizzo.
I don't like Lizzo.
I mean her voice isn't her voiceis fine.
Her voice is fine.

SPEAKER_09 (53:50):
No, I just forgot her her and Kelly Clarkson did a
duet.
And I was like, oh, I forgotthat you're not like your voice
isn't obnoxious all the time.
Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 (53:59):
Right, right.

SPEAKER_09 (54:00):
I was like, oh, like you can sing.

SPEAKER_05 (54:02):
While we wait for the tiebreaker from the other
room, we're gonna stare atShagira.
No, I mean we can, um, but no,let's go through because we we
gotta get to the finals today.
Yeah, uh, for those of youlistening, we're gonna do the
finals at the live show.
This is a great time to promoteit, right?

(54:23):
We're gonna do the finals at thelive show, uh, where you can
come and see me and Chrishanging out at Frank's Monster
Munchies on October the 8th.
Um, oh, I'm just now realizingthat this episode will come out
after.

SPEAKER_08 (54:44):
Oh, so hopefully.

SPEAKER_05 (54:46):
Never mind.

SPEAKER_08 (54:47):
Never mind, boys and girls.

SPEAKER_05 (54:50):
Um, but still, it's fun to leave it in here,
anyways.
Yeah, we uh we're gonna be doinga live show on October 8th.
Taylor, I hired a comedian.

SPEAKER_09 (55:00):
Is it you?

SPEAKER_05 (55:01):
There's gonna be a special guest.

SPEAKER_00 (55:02):
It's a comedian, like an actual one.
Yeah, not just someone who'sfunny looking.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (55:10):
Not yeah, I'm confused.
That's crazy.
We're uh who, where, how, why?

unknown (55:16):
When?

SPEAKER_00 (55:17):
Oh, October 8th.

SPEAKER_07 (55:19):
Uh yes, we have the answer to the win.

SPEAKER_05 (55:21):
When October 8th, where Frank Monster Mungies?
How?
Uh he's a friend of somebody atwork.
Why?
Because I needed to bring out aspecial guest.

SPEAKER_00 (55:34):
This is America, that's why.
Yeah, Murga.

SPEAKER_07 (55:37):
All right, so look at my guns.

SPEAKER_00 (55:42):
We can't put this on YouTube if she's just
brandishing firearms.

SPEAKER_09 (55:47):
All right, so my second amendment.

SPEAKER_05 (55:49):
Oh, they heard we got Shakira versus James
Hetfield.

SPEAKER_08 (55:58):
Yes, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 (56:00):
Dude, they're both so pretty.

SPEAKER_05 (56:07):
Uh Shakira.
One of them is foreign, theother one looks like they would
have issues with the fact thatshe's in this country.

SPEAKER_08 (56:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (56:21):
And the other one's James Hetfield.

SPEAKER_08 (56:23):
And the other one's James Hetfield.

SPEAKER_05 (56:26):
Um this is tough.
Again, we can't decide.
It's the only rockrepresentation.

SPEAKER_09 (56:34):
You guys are deciding at no no no, the
finals.

SPEAKER_05 (56:38):
The finals.
That'll be the last two.
We gotta get it down to two.

SPEAKER_09 (56:42):
Oh, sorry.
Oh, James Hetfield.

SPEAKER_05 (56:45):
You think?
What do you think, Chris?
Yeah, Shakira.
He said Shakira.
Oh no.

SPEAKER_09 (56:52):
Oh no, Shakira, Shakira.
Do not lie.

SPEAKER_05 (56:58):
Yeah.
Yeah, you picked a greatpicture, too.
That's the that's the otherissue.

SPEAKER_08 (57:04):
I tried.

SPEAKER_00 (57:05):
Should have picked something else.

SPEAKER_08 (57:06):
The rest of them weren't that great.
She does not photograph thebest.

SPEAKER_05 (57:14):
You know, I know he's not gonna make it to the
end, and neither is she.

SPEAKER_08 (57:20):
So you're gonna go, Shakira.

SPEAKER_05 (57:21):
I'm going James Hetfield.
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_09 (57:26):
Yeah, keep him alive.

SPEAKER_05 (57:28):
Yeah.
Um we've got Sabrina Carpenterversus Ryan Gosling.

SPEAKER_09 (57:42):
Um, no.
The next one, I think.

SPEAKER_05 (57:45):
Oh, sorry.
Oh.

SPEAKER_09 (57:47):
No, we didn't, we didn't decide between Yeah,
you're right.

SPEAKER_05 (57:50):
I messed up somewhere.

SPEAKER_09 (57:52):
No, wait, go back.
Just click out of it.
So I think we're now decidingit'd be so much easier if you
would have deleted thesepictures.
Do you know what I mean?
Okay, so we had Shakira againstJames.

SPEAKER_05 (58:09):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_09 (58:11):
These four are done.
And then we had Sabrina, wouldbe against either Alicia or
Kelly, but we didn't agree uponone of those two.

SPEAKER_05 (58:22):
Right.

SPEAKER_09 (58:23):
So we have to agree, we have to figure out who wins
between Alicia and KellyClarkson.

SPEAKER_01 (58:28):
Um I'm gonna I'm gonna say Kelly Clarkson.
We're gonna go Kelly Clarkson.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (58:44):
Well, it's not the first show that she's won.
I'm sure you have to do finals.
I have my vote.
So between Sabrina and KellyClarkson.

SPEAKER_05 (58:55):
Sabrina and Kelly Clarkson.
Which is Okay, so that's gonnabe interesting to hear your
vote, Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 (59:04):
Oh, I already got it.

SPEAKER_05 (59:05):
Nope, cancel.

SPEAKER_09 (59:06):
I already got it.

SPEAKER_05 (59:07):
Okay.

SPEAKER_09 (59:08):
Kelly Clarkson, all the way.

SPEAKER_05 (59:10):
Kelly Clarkson?

SPEAKER_09 (59:12):
All the way.
Kelly Clarkson takes the cake onthis game.

SPEAKER_05 (59:16):
I was gonna say, so I didn't realize that it was
gonna be uh this well, no, itwasn't click quick, but uh I
didn't realize it was gonna bethis round.
Um, Kelly Clarkson versus JamesHetfield.
I feel like it's pretty obvious.

SPEAKER_09 (59:32):
Yeah, James Hetfield, obviously.
Usher, of course.

SPEAKER_05 (59:37):
Uh um, but we will leave it up to the audience.

SPEAKER_09 (59:42):
To the audience.

SPEAKER_05 (59:45):
Great job, guys.

SPEAKER_09 (59:47):
That was fun.

SPEAKER_05 (59:49):
All right.
So it is officially time,Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 (59:55):
It's already been an hour.
Oh guys, that was so much funhanging out.
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:01):
No, it's wild.

SPEAKER_09 (01:00:02):
Well, wait, before we do that, I'm gonna ask both
of you what should I get fordinner?

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:07):
Papa John's.
No, little Caesars.

SPEAKER_09 (01:00:11):
No.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:13):
What are the options?
Jimmy.

SPEAKER_09 (01:00:16):
Um, I didn't have options.
Freak fast delivery.
I didn't have options, so that'swhy I was asking.
I kind of want five guys, kindof want a burger bowl.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:25):
I don't know what that has to do with getting
dinner.

SPEAKER_09 (01:00:29):
I'm your sister.
That's gross.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:31):
I'm sorry.
I did the joke for Chris.
Chris and I both definitelythought the same thing.

SPEAKER_09 (01:00:36):
We did.
That's what I'm saying.
Did you see the video?
Did I tell you about it?

SPEAKER_07 (01:00:39):
I'm so sorry.
What?
A video of five guys.
Someone needs to check Chris'sphone.
Somebody get your man on aleash.
It's just Hulk Hogan.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:56):
I would love to pull up Chris's phone and it's just a
folder of Hulk Hogan pictures.

SPEAKER_08 (01:01:04):
Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:05):
That's funny.
Yeah, I I haven't ate my foodyet.
It's out there.
It's waiting for you.

SPEAKER_08 (01:01:10):
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_10 (01:01:10):
Well, I haven't eaten either.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (01:01:15):
Yeah.
No, I'll I'll get off here then.
Are we ready?
Okay.
All right, everybody.
You don't have to rush it.
Subscribe.
And don't forget to hit thatbell notification so we can be
notified every time we post anew video.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:28):
And as always, follow the Instagram and all of
that jazz that you hear in themiddle of every episode now.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:37):
Taylor, when's the last time you listened to an
episode?

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:40):
I haven't.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:42):
Chris, when's the last time you listened to an
episode?

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:44):
Last week.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:46):
An hour and a half ago.
You want to know when I listento an episode?

SPEAKER_09 (01:01:52):
I'm standing on business with that.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:54):
I listened on Monday.

SPEAKER_09 (01:01:58):
When you get the app from the place of employment
that I work and you start usingit, is when I'll start listening
to episodes.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02:06):
Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:08):
Ooh.
I don't miss that.
Is that um is that an actualoffer?

SPEAKER_09 (01:02:17):
Ah, then I have to listen to myself talk.
I don't want to do that.

unknown (01:02:20):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:21):
You sound great.

SPEAKER_09 (01:02:22):
Can I do aw, Chris?
Stop.
Chris is so nice.
I'm really glad that we addedhim to this.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:28):
Everyone says that you're their favorite voice on
the show.
That's not even a lie, Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 (01:02:33):
You're not lying.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:34):
No, guys, people like the first time I heard it,
it pissed me off so much.
I was so angry.

SPEAKER_10 (01:02:41):
Really?

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:42):
Yes.
Guys.
Somebody was like, Your littlesister Taylor, she's got like
the perfect voice for radio.
And I was like, Excuse me?
Pardon me?

SPEAKER_09 (01:02:52):
No, I whenever I am working the drive-thru, people
think I'm AI.
I've had like three people, theyget up and they're like, Oh, we
thought that you were like acomputer.
Like they had an AI-generice.
I said, No, it's me, dog.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:06):
It's the real deal, dude.

SPEAKER_09 (01:03:07):
Welcome to the coffee place.
No, and then and then I was uh Iwas taking the people's order,
and then I was like, hang on onesecond, someone came up to the
like the box, and I was like,Hi, welcome to blah blah blah
blah blah blah.
And they went, hey, you did thething, and I was like, I get
paid to do it.
It was crazy.

(01:03:28):
Anywho, thanks.
That makes my heart reallyhappy.
I so hate talking, I I just Ihate hearing my own voice.
I do.
I think everyone does.
Yeah, I will say I'm gonna beinsufferable once I go and tell
Dylan that people like to hearwhat I have to say.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:44):
I didn't say that.
I certainly like the sound ofyour voice.
Not different.

SPEAKER_09 (01:03:50):
I do just yap to yap.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:52):
Um no, it it uh it's something that you do get used
to, I will say, if if you listenlong enough.
If you listen every week for168, 69 weeks, yeah, you do get
used to it.

SPEAKER_09 (01:04:08):
Well, if you start using that app, but you have to
use it enough to get your freedrink.

SPEAKER_05 (01:04:16):
Taylor, I will start using it every time that I go
starting tomorrow.

SPEAKER_09 (01:04:21):
If you listen to the show, make make sure that you
have them put money on it thereso you get extra stars.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:31):
Okay.
7-Eleven?

SPEAKER_09 (01:04:33):
Yes, yes, I do work at 7-Eleven, the established
coffee place.

SPEAKER_05 (01:04:40):
All right, guys.
It's it's been real.
Peace.
Peace.
Peace.
All right.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:48):
Bye, guys.

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:51):
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