June 6, 2025 • 51 mins
Mauler tells us about the time that he was the Bat-man, Rush is an orphan with a really bad tomato allergy, Jenni becomes the voice of ABC's latest block of programming - 'Supernatural Sunday', and Brady lives his dream of walking home with a baguette in a paper bag. Love the podcast? Leave us a review!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Four people in a room talking about everything or talking
about really nothing at all.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You decide, welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is the Hot Tub Podcast with Maler, Rush, Jenny
and Fredy.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
What's so funny?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Mama?
Speaker 5 (00:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What?
Speaker 6 (00:15):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:17):
I can't say it on my you can't, No, I can't.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Okay, and you wouldn't want me to probably microphone?
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Okay, off my leg over here?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
If I say it now, nobody can hear us. Brady Jones,
I know you collect a lot of questions over there
for the Hot Tub Podcast.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Do yeah, you can smith them. Spotify is probably the
best place you can just do it right there in
like the comments of each podcast episode, and we get
so many of these.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
You know you can d m us too on social absolutely.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Sam has a question. You've got mail Sam, what's what's
the magic dollar amount for Maller to shave his beard?
Keep in mind the money goes to a children's chair.
Sam Maler hates the kids.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's right and charity. But okay, here's a follow up question.
How long does he have to stay without beard?
Speaker 7 (01:10):
I don't think I don't think that matters.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
So he can shave it and then growing back immediately.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yeah, I have it done by the end of the day. Yeah,
my beer grows pretty fast. Yeah how much?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How much?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
How much are the kids getting?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
All of it?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
All of it?
Speaker 8 (01:30):
Percent You don't take a percentage, you know, throwing the
razor for you, for the kids, for the kids.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Sam, it's not doing it for the kids.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Come on, A hundred bucks, one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
For the kids.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I don't think he would do it. No, I think
he would want to actually say no a few times
to get the money, basically like he was in an auction.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You want to get the numbers up, like for one
hundred dollars. I would just donate that myself. Yeah you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I think you do it for a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
A thousand dollars, and then you'd get a book.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
By the ways, you're gonna think I'm braggy, but honestly,
like honestly, two or three days ago, I gave like
three hundred dollars to a charity, So I don't mind
giving to charity. So even a thousand dollars, I talked
to my wife, we might give a thousand, so it
have to be substantial. I would want like five thousand
dollars for the kids.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Five thousand dollars, but a thousand dollars you wouldn't do it,
you say, no, I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Not doing all these little orphans staring at them?
Speaker 9 (02:27):
Okay, let me just see your face and I to.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Me, it's a thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
How many orphans are staring at me?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Three?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, they're standing in order, from tallest the shortest.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah, as how they are.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The order will get us adopted.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Potato bags, Oh my god. Yeah, they're chilthy too. We're warm,
and they're kind of British for some Yeah, birthday are.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
No, I'm discritects the money goes specifically to these three
or just children, and.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I believe it does.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But you know, all right.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
This, why wouldn't I buy them?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
I don't know why. It seems easier than buying tomato.
Even I'm annoyed, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
No, I'll give them a tomato. I'll do it for
good man.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
It's a thousand bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Swelling.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Did you ask for a tomato?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I've never been to a doctor.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
In a tomato sec that gives a potato sack.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Tomato potato? What they say, all right, well, I'll have
to think on this longer. Uportant shut him up.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That was me the whole time.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I thought it was three organ children and decreasing sizes.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Wow, did I answer the question?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Apparently?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Let's begin a podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
With Moller Brush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
It's time for a fun game here on the Morning
Hot Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Let's play brand new game. Guys, let's go, because what
good is vague booking without a little bit of drama.
Now it's time for dramatic readings of Jenny's Facebook statuses
from the year two thousand and eight on the Morning
Hot Tub with small or Rush Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I like that.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
This is anytime I hear a new game, I know
what it has to do.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Now, this is.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
My favorite thing. If you haven't been paying attention. Over
the last few editions of The Morning Hot Tub, we
uncovered a whole bunch of Jenny's old Facebook statuses from
about twenty eight to twenty ten, and they are wonderful
And it.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Took hours and hours to go through this.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I have a word document of like, I think it's
like six or seven pages just of different and I
only picked the good ones are so every day, Jenny
I was two or three, you have grown.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
A lot in seventeen.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
I really have, yees, seventeen years. Let's keep that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, but it's so fun to look back, is it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
It really really anything comes up in my memories. I
just cringe up.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Okay, well, today, guys, my little actor friends, you guys
are going to be doing dramatic readings of some of
Jenny's Facebook statuses. So I wanted to be good. So
there's a little cup in front of you. You're going
to do three. Just just pick one out of there
and really bring the drama. I have a music for
each of them, so just tell me the number that's
(06:07):
at the beginning of your thing.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
There, moller, oh, number eight, number eight.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Okay, excellent, and then we're just gonna go around the horn,
and you know, everybody's gonna sort of take their turn again,
really really dramatic. Feel the words. You're a thespian, all right, okay,
number eight? Are you right? Here?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
We go? Sorry, woa can you hold on one sage? Sure?
I don't have to sound like Jenny, No, no.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
No, just just acting and you just have to decide
what roles.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, exactly, really really over the top and dramatic. We
want drama here, people. Dramatic reading of Jenny's old Facebook
statuses Action good news.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Didn't wake up at two point fifty six am to
both taps running in my bathroom. My house may not
be haunted. I may have been sleepwalking. This scares me.
What else do I do in my sleep? Brain? Don't answer?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
That's best friend. She beat is standing.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Rush over to you. What number do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Number one?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Number one? Oh, that's a good one. Okay, are you ready?
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
A chicken costume really really, but honestly, not thinking about
the costume as much.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm dreaming of having my BlackBerry back.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah, it's found.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Remember you have the word out there.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I did.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Not thinking about the costume as much. I'm dreaming of
having my black.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Brady left that out. I was pretty good with, you know.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Copy and pasting number number nine.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, this one should be better because in your voice, alright,
the playwright, we should say.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Sure, yeah, okay. Dramatic readings of Jenny's old Facebook statuses.
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Best Sunday night ever, Baby Bro and I cooked dinner together.
Now we're gearing up for back to back Paranormal State episodes,
followed by the best show on TV, Psychic Kids. What
it's a supernatural Sunday.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Sounded like a like a commercial. I don't know. That's great, mall.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I have number six, number six. Going back in time
for Jenny's Facebook statuses.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
This is a good one. This is all right. Here
we're number six.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
I get so nervous.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
There's a Facebook group called were you diss in Canada?
I couldn't hear you over my healthcare benefits. It's the
appropriate number of with a lot of exclamation.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Oh god, again, these are all Jenny Facebook status.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
That one's the most crazy.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Old rush over to you. Number five you say, is good?
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Pee Jean Claude, granddamn. First day with new car, get
rearanded leaving work this morning?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh my god, I miss John.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I called your old.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Car called Grandad.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
It was terrible day all day.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Okay, leave us on a high note.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
J Yeah, I have number seven.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Oh good, Okay, you're gonna want to let this build. Okay,
let us let the music build, and then you'll know.
You'll know your moment. Okay, here we go again. This
is dramatic readings of Jenny's old Facebook statuses.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Hello, that's okay, So what is that?
Speaker 10 (10:55):
I feel like, you know what, we used to do those,
And by we, I mean I come across these challenges
or somebody and it was like what color.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Of bra are you wearing?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Or what color you wore?
Speaker 10 (11:09):
But I had to put it in all caps with
exclamation you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It's almost like mustard mustard Jenny. What a blast from
the past.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Isn't it. It's so fun.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
It's so fun. All right, now we're done. Now we
definitely can't possibly do another thing.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
That's got to be it. Guys, that's got to be it.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
You'd think that would be it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I hope that's it.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
I'm kind of thank god. No, this does not need
to be a daily thing.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
That what people are.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Somebody just texted that in Okay.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
No best feature ever. These are incredible. Oh yeah, the
list is going on people. Maybe you should start teching,
like doing Facebook status is now like that?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Like that?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
No, never again. No, Oh I'm very selective.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Now we should make a Twitter that's two thousand and
eight Facebook Jenny and she tweets like, Jenny.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
That's a really good It was such an Oversharer.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Podcast with Lawler, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 10 (12:23):
Pigeon pandemonium ensued on a Delta flight from Minneapolis St.
Paul International Airport to Dane County Regional Airport in Madison, Wisconsin.
Two pigeons were discovered in the passenger cabin like not
even like on the belly of the plane, like actually
like making it.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Up with the passengers. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
The first bird appeared during pre takeoff preparations, and after
the initial pigeon was removed by baggage handlers, a second
pigeon emerged once the plane was in the air.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
A passenger attempted to capture the bird, causing chaos as
it took flight down the aisles. Right, the plane returned
to the terminal and the second pigeon was also safely removed.
After a brief delay, the flight continued and it landed
fifty six minutes behind schedule.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
So I s if I was PA would I try
and catch the birds?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
I would be freaked right out.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I don't like birds.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
No, well I don't like birds either, but like you know,
and I had a bat in my house, I just
had to step up and catch.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The scared Do you have a do you have like
a large net like they would have in a cartoon?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
No, how did you get the bat well?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
I was downstairs with my daughters, and all of a
sudden my wife was upstairs screaming, and I thought, well,
something has to be wrong. I'm not up there. So
I went up and she was in our bathroom and
just like almost on the floor because it was swooping
at her hat. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Bats are dangerous too, it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Can't be yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Yeah. And so I said, okay, everybody get out in
the hallway upstairs, We're going to close all the bedroom doors.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
So picturing the scene from the great outdoors right now.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Or yeah, so you were all the way Did this
happen in twenty nineteen, by any chance? Didn't start global?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Let me get to the end of the store. I
was so hungry. So we closed all the bedroom doors,
and so it was just like it was just swooming
around up there. Yeah. And so I had to get
like a towel, and it was sort of like swatting
it to go downstairs. I didn't want to kill it
her that, I want to get it out of the house,
So I swatted it downstairs. And so now I was
on the main floor and was just swooping through her
(14:24):
dining room, living room, my kitchen, anywhere. And I did
not that I noticed. I was just trying to save.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Lives, okay, anywhere.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I was cool, coming impressed by my stepdaughter. And it
was just like she went in the pantry, closed the
door and didn't leave for fifteen minutes. But my daughter
Piper was helping me, like, let's do this. And I
finally got it cornered in the kitchen. I took a
towel through the towel on it, I bunched it up
and it was like fighting me in the It was
(14:54):
like a cartoon how much it was.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Moving, and the like landed on like a table or something.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yeah, like the desk area. And I'm fighting this thing
and I said open the door, open the door. And
so the two front doors we opened them up and
I just let it go. It just got into the night.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I am very impressed. I'm for sure you would have
called the bat guy perhaps a batman.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, I didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Now I'm just you can just leave the house now
it's the baths house.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
And this came off the heels of when we hadn't squirreling.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
This is good.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I'm ready for nature.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Take it on.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
You could actually you could be the Batman.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
I didn't like it though, because this things wings were
creep and it looked like angry.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
Speaking of birds and animals and whatever. I had the
worst day recently. I was on my way to golf
and I'm and I'm passing, like there was a two
lane whatever, and I look over in the one lane
and there's this bird, this big bird, and it was flapping.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
But there was a large.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
And it's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
It was.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Where it was there and it's flapping its wings. It's
on the ground.
Speaker 10 (16:13):
You could tell somebody hit it. And I didn't know
what to do because I couldn't get over and I
had a tea time anyway, Well, there are other cars
that were, you know, passing. I figured somebody would stop,
and I really couldn't get over there anyway. I just
I thought, oh, this poor bird, somebody put it out
of its misery because it's not going to make it
like it was not getting back up again. So then
(16:33):
that was fine. So that that happened. Then we're on
the golf course and I'm just driving up to uh
up to a hole and at the last second it
was too late to swerve. I ran over a turtle
or in danger.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Did you hear a crack?
Speaker 7 (16:49):
I felt it. I felt the bump.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
I didn't hear a crack. Went over like immediately like
panic went over. Was almost in tears.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
I was like, I can't believe. I just is this
karma for not taking care of the Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
And then I'm thinking everything happens in threes. I'm next.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Certainly the turtles here about what you.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Did checking sewers? It was crazy, but I so I
checked the turtle. It didn't look like it was cracked.
It looked like it was going to make it.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Put it back into the into nature and got it
off the path.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
But you know, what was it doing on the path.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
That's a good question.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Well, you know and I had discussion last night at dinner.
Was the two of us. We were sitting there. I
know how we got onto it. But it's very funny
that you mentioned this. We were talking because he's a
plumber and so he comes across the little creatures all
the time, and I was saying, what we as humans?
I asked him, But I'll ask you guys, like, what's
the smallest thing you could kill and not feel guilty.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's interesting the smallest, the biggest thing.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Or I guess the biggest smallest thing.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I guess yeah. Yeah, Like.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
If you went and stopped on a cat, people thinking
you're like, you're a psychopath, then you go to jail
for me.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
But he said, oh, I kill a rat. I wouldn't
a rat for sure? Any rodents?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Really how you're.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Killing the rat?
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Well, like a rat, Like if he was crawled somewhere
underneath and a rot came across from and he was
swinging to kick the.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I feel bad.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I would feel bad.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Like again, even if if someone said, oh no, you
could you know, shoot it with a beady gun.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
No, I couldn't do that. I couldn't hit a rat
with the shovel and kill it.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
So no, would you kill a mouse with a mouse trap?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I know no one even we did have a mouse
at one point and then uh yeah no, I.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
You wouldn't set up a trap for it.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Cats somebody else do it.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Put on the floor, and just as long as I
didn't have to see it, you know, I would do.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
A humane trap and have it going to and release it. Okay,
but yeah, just coming back, I think.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
I would feel bad, Like, I mean, even spiders. I
put spiders outside.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You know, I can kill insects. I didn't have really
much of an issue with I killed spiders, So.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
The insect is the biggest you'd go. Yeah for me,
my answer was a dog. I'm kidding. I meant like
a poodle.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Podcast with Jenny all right.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
It was just on a recent episode here of the
Morning Hot Tip. We're talking about things that like happened
in the movies or TV shows. Uh, just in movies
and TV shows that are just not realistic. Yes, ever, Yeah,
I gave you a list of like five or six
whatever it was, the amount.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Of people that have two staircases in their homes.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
And then so people started texting me and d ming
me yesterday with more than they I've got a few
more to share with you. Unemployed bachelors with spacious penthouse
apartments in desirable location.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
And everybody in New York City, by the way, has
like a brick wall and like a double yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
And they deliver like like males like very released on
friends at least Monica and uh Rachel's apartment was rent
control because of the grandmother.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
At least they explained it kind of.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yes, even still it was ridiculously under price for reality,
but that explained something because.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
They were both so unemployed at different times that they
just could way.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
And I think that was just they had to explain
it somehow, and they're like, yeah, rant.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Control, this one's great. No one buys celery and bag
gettes every time they go to the grocery store, but
it looks like it. I'm sticking on the top of
the bags and.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Every time I walk home from the grocery store with
a bag, yet I love I'm doing it.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Got to be a paper bag though.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
You know, if only you had a bike that at
a basket in front.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
That's definitely movie.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I don't know if I've noticed this one as much
people in movies and not brushing teeth. Brushing their teeth
without toothpaps.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Oh yeah, they're never foaming at the mouth. There is
no drippage going on. You know, it's not real.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Is that true?
Speaker 7 (20:58):
I never really know toothpaste myself every morning.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Jenny, it's like literally fifty percent
of the time you're toothpas.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
I know, and I always say I should change after
I brush my teeth, film yourself.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
In the morning and then that way you don't have
to worry.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
About it again.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
If you shower, everybody wouldn't be an issue because I
brushed my teeth in the shower.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
It's never a problem.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
That mine's an electric toothbrush. I'd have to like move
it back and forth and now me too.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Or you know what, you could have two toothbrushes. That's ridiculous,
one shower toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
One outside of that what I have?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
How weak is your lower lip? It's just it just
drips out.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I'm a vigorous brushure.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
All right, you have to say, yeah, exactly. And this
one's funny. When we talk Rush always talks about how
these big breakfasts are made in the movies. Yes, and
like nobody's idio and we're talking like walles and bacon
and eggs and toast and hash brows and like that's.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The other thing.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Not to mention the fact that people just will grab
one piece of toes.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I gotta run.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah, who makes that much of a variety? Like it's sane.
Nobody does that to get that out of the restaurant,
Like you'd have to be cooking for like an hour
and a to get.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
But this one's kind of in that vein. Stopping by
to have breakfast at a friend's apartment before work.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Nobody.
Speaker 13 (22:21):
You're right, Brady, you have hundreds of friends. Nobody on
the morning is a crazy.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And when they do drop by, the person was just
standing there fully dressed.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
You're right. Oh God, Like imagine having a creamer or
like like having friends like that to just come over
on anounce all the time, open your door.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
No no, and even they don't eat your breakfast.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
You someones to add to the list.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The Hot Podcast with Moller, Brush, Jenny and Brady find
the gang on their socials. Follow at Moller Maller at
One True, Rush, Plush, Jenny's and Brady Jones Radio.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Can we move forward with the show.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
We're going to move forward into the greatest segment in
radio history. Everybody, It's time to play Brady's on the
Morning Hot Tum with Maler, Rush, Jenny and Brady. All Right,
(23:27):
welcome everybody, Brady's Game of Joy. It's everyone's favorite segment.
They got to do whatever I say and it's different
every single week. Here's what I need from our listeners
right now. Okay, I need you to text the banana
phone the most random short sentence that you can think
of it, something like like five to eight words, nothing
too long, but super random. Texting them right now, hot tub.
(23:49):
If you guys can all have your texting platforms open,
that would be great.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Op.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Okay, all right, this won't be considered cheating.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
No no, no, no no no, you're going to need
access to this again. Random sentences from our right now. Rush.
You famously really enjoy talking like a moose so much
so that every animal kind of sounds like a moose.
I don't sounds like they all sort of sound like
a moose. In the past, I've given you guys animals
and you have to like personify them, you know what
I mean? I say, like, what does a rhino sound like?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Whatever?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
And you guys Did's so good. But that was a
while ago, and we've come a long way since then,
and you guys have really perfected and honed your impersonation skills.
So I'm gonna make it a little bit harder on you.
In the cup in front of you, moll, I just
gave you a cup a whole bunch of words, some
are items, some are colors, some are weird characters. No
matter what it is, you're going to read out one
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of these random sentences that our listeners have texted in
and personify whatever you've picked out of the cup. Grab
a handful, guys, you could take it. You can take
it in a few maybe take like five each, because
I think we'll hammer through these pretty quick. So for example,
if it's an elephant, what would an elephant sound like?
If it's a pencil, what would a pencil sound like?
If it's the color red, what would the color red
sound like?
Speaker 7 (24:57):
And that is.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
What we're going to do today for the game of joy.
I think you're gonna nail this. Just grab like five each,
just random ones. Don't peak. You know we're gonna go
through them. And again you're just gonna read random lines
here that are our listeners have texted in. Keep the
text coming, keep them, keep them flowing. They're all great, Okay,
mull or you're going to begin What do you have
written down?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You don't want to dry and get some I'm being
I am a well worn doormat. What would a well
worn doormat sound like?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
And go ahead and just pick like a pick of random,
you know, random something something.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Beep boop beep boop, beep boop boop, beep boom boom.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
You're not reading your Yeah, I am off. That was.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Somebody texted in.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Well worn, very good, right, Yeah, Rush.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Over to you.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
What do you got?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Okay, there you challenge my door.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
All right, so I'm telling you what I what I've
pulled out here. Yeah, Brady Jones.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Reading whatever sentence you want to read.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Okay, Unicords can only fly east to west, Jones, I
mean I can try and sound drunks.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Can only fly east to west. I'm drunk, I'm Brady.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah, okay, I wasn't gonna handle after that performance. I
need to make sure Rush loses.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
So again, I hate to sound like a broken record.
He was coming after me.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
After that serious performance.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I sounded like Brady.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Okay, I got a tea pot.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Thinking like it's like boiling you know.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Okay, Oh that's good. I wouldn't have gone there.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
So you're helping. That's thank you.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
No I do need though, okay, Okay, ordering on my
feet in the summer.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Really good. Also, that's a great sentence. Okay, all right,
back to mallor what do you got?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Uh? This time, I'll be portraying a bar of soap.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
What does a bar of soap sound like?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Well, it sounds like I'm glad you asked. I can't
some of these are raunchy, you listeners are I'm not
reading that. I will not read that. Okay, uh pick okay,
I'm a bar of soap. Yeah yeah, yeah, the arm pits.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I'm pretty good.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
You were loathered up?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
You are You're not usually like the king of this.
Here's a good day for two. Very well?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
All right, rush, I have a plastic bag blowing in
the wind.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Okay, Katie Peary, is.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
It gonna sound like brain blue hippopot.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Are a rare crane.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
A very good Sean Connery?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Big bag? Yeah, blown in the wind? Yeah? There you
rush on the board. What do you got a bridge troll?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
So?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Are they like a bridge troll? Like from a movie?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Right?
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah? Not in real Jenny? All right, okay, I need
to pick one. Hang on, I'm just gonna pick a random.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
I actually hit one with my car.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
The shouldn't have been under the bridge.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Okay, here we go. Okay, so I bridge troll. Grandma
moon walked away into the burrito.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
S sure, okay, one more one more round the warn here, moller.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
What do you got a brown shoe?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Brown shoe? I don't think I wrote that.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
But okay, a brown shoe.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
All right, you're ready, huh. Okay, be careful with the
butter knife.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I like it, I love it.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay, sure, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I'd like to read you, my Brady. I don't like
it now.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
I also want we gave you the opportunity to.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Because it just hit me now what I could have done.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Can't find it? But then you have to do another
one out.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
He can't get a ding for this?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
No, no, you've already been No, you've been.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Buzzed, and now it's time for Kangaroo is really just
a rabbit on steroids. Sounds like you, but it was
much better for ratings before.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
That was not worth a reado another one, pick another
one valid valuable time.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I have a clippy the paper clip for Microsoft?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
What is clippy? The paper the paper clip for Microsoft?
Words sound like.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Be kireful with a flat butter knife.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Okay, there.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Control of this game.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I got a ding, though, and that matters, all right, Jenny,
wrap it up your your your best one here.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Okay, okay, what do you have?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Random? Random sentence?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I'm trying to find hang on, what are you?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
What are you supposed to be?
Speaker 7 (30:46):
What do I have? A slinky?
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, layup, I'm a slinky. How do
I say this? Rush says, alright.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
That was good.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Into it?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
It's pretty good. I like that along.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
I'm sure you do.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Perform its everybody and except for Rush, well everybody else.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
So Jenny and I ty.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you next time.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah, we left it all out there.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
You go.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
It's Brady's Game of Joy on the Morning Tub.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
With Moller Brush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
A new report claims that the perfect vacation last Well,
let's ask you guys first, how many days is the
perfect vacation?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I'm good with a week usually, okay.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh no that I feel like a week isn't enough
because then a couple of days into it, you're just
settled and it's already like you see the light at
the end of the tunnel. I think it needs to
be at least call it ten days, or maybe not
even two weeks.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
That can offen me too long?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Oh me, it's nine days.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
I was once gone for eight eight nights, nine days,
and it was perfect.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I was I was gone for nine nights, eight days,
and it was really confused.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
It it was weird.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
They threw a bag over my head. I was in
a van.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Oh god, it was a great trip.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
No, I you know, I hate to be that guy,
but I think it all depends on where you're going.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
If I was going to Australia, I think a week
is too short. But if I'm going some like a
three or four hour flight, I sometimes being gone for
longer a week sometimes feels too long.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I want to be home.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
I get that.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
What's the answer.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
The answer is eleven days, all right, and is by
the way, three hours from home.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
That's the perfect vacation. Eleven days, three hours.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Get me further.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Yeah, the perfect trip would also cost an average of
eighty eight hundred dollars per person, which seems high unless
it includes like like.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Three like a flight you know somewhere. Okay, sixty three
percent of people would be.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Looking eight hundred for eleven day Yeah. Yeah, where are
you going?
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Well?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, and again I mean if it's three hours away,
you're driving there.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, Like these numbers are weird.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Well, I think, yeah, the numbers are weird, and I'm
assuming this includes a flight somewhere.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
It's got to.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Because if I think, if you're going somewhere in Europe,
say the flight is fifteen hundred dollars return, and then
your accommodations and your food and any entertainment like, it
adds up quickly, right, Yeah, So sixty three percent of
people would be looking for somewhere with a beach, fifty
three percent want to enjoy the great outdoors, and forty
three percent want to explore major cities or historical locations.
Thirty one percent like outdoor attractions and landmarks, so that's
(33:33):
the lowest. Of course, travel can be stressful, So the
perfect trip needs to be a situation where you can
completely relax and unwind and create new memory.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
We've talked about it before. There's a vacation and there's traveling. Yeah,
those are two different things.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yeah, now, Brady, you are easily here on the show.
The one that is most adventurous when it comes to
going to all these different places around the world, is
your next destination been picked out?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
No, so we are removing we are, you know, that's
kind of our focus now. Is is moving to the
next place, and.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
So three hours away less.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Three minutes away from currently, but that'll be where sort
of like the money is going into and our focus
on things, but certainly in the new year, like you
got to break up winter somehow. Yeah, so I'm sure
we'll do something, but I don't know. It's like the
first time and since I've known SB that we don't
have something planning. It feels so weird. But at least
(34:31):
we do have something like pretty big to look forward to.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
This is because this is my choice, which is the.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Shifting of priorities for this year is growing up lets. Anyway,
then we're gonna go to Japan. Has any anything on
the horizon?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Yeah, we have a few. We just booked another one
on the weekend.
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Love it going? Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Are you going on? Another?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Cruises?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
That have two cruis? Our first one is in July.
We're going to Alaska.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
So jealous.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
That's on my list for sure. I'm so excited for
you to tell me about it.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Oh my god, this is so embarrassing. Why do I
do this to myself? I don't have to say this
out loud. Did I tell you how I thought I
was getting to Alaska where I thought it was going.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I I think you did go through this, don't remember,
please embarrassingself again.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I just I thought we were going like over Canada, okay,
on the cruise. On the cruise, like the boat was
going over Canada.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, that's quite a way.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Yeah, that's a long way, a shorter way. Yeah, you're going.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
From you thought you were going.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
You thought you're going really north, and then yeah, going west.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Like basically east coast all the way over top to
the west coast. Oh no, yeah, tell that wasn't the thing,
because my wife was laughing and crying for about an hour.
In fact, I was away in Pei with my daughter
and I broke that down do I said, well, you
know we're going to go that and and she was
(36:06):
on FaceTime and she couldn't keep it together for fifteen.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Yeah, that's okay. You know, you always want to leave
the next generation better off than It's good.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
That I would have been a really really long cruise.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, yeah, would be so sick of it by the
time he got to Alaska getting off.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
So is that what you thought you basically you thought
you were going to take off what you launched from
the east coast, go up north and then end in Alaska.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, and then fly Yeah, exactly, Okay.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Because I don't book anything. My wife books all the flights.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You this is what you think. It's a good thing
you don't book that.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
I laughing at you and laughing at you, and I
probably would have thought the same thing.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Really Yeah, No, I mean I'm a moron. I fully
admit it.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
I get it, but I didn't live.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
I didn't feel like a more the person you love
most in life. At you.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
There's a lot of lands and a lot of ice
and just a lot of space you would have to
get through to get to Alaska.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
I don't even think you could get a boat through there.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
No, it's yeah, it depends the time of year, and
you'd have to go really north.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
And don't they.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Have icebreaker boats that are meant for that?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Yeah? But does the big ship? And then below we're
behind it.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Is mall.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
With Maller Rush Jenny, I'm brady all right.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
There's a new trend on social media. It's gone viral
for all you wine drinkers out there. People are putting
jalapenos in their white wine.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Oh, how do you guys like? The idea?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Of that. We tried that last year, actually.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
Oh you did.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, it's not bad. It's just like a little kick.
It doesn't add to a flavor, So it's a bit
of a kick. I wouldn't do it every time, but
if it's like a really really hot day and you're
sitting by the pedning at it, it's.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
A different kind of flavor. It means you often, you know,
put fruit in for a sweeter thing. If you're to
make sure white wine's saying gria.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
So I mean yeah, so they say specifically, a chilled
glass of sauvino bla with frozen jalapenos in it. Now,
ours weren't frozen. We just toss like normal halapenos. But yeah,
frozen hell why not? Yeah? People say it's quote divine
and refreshing, light with a little bit of spice. You
think snobby wine experts would you know, freak out about this,
(38:31):
but no, apparently they're on board because of science. One
expert said that because the wine has organic compounds called purisines,
they're found in bell peppers and jalapenos as well, Savino
Bla has citrusy characteristics and some even call it They
say it smells green and peppery to begin with, so
it actually kind of matches. Okay, go for it. Hey,
why not. I'm all about fun mixed drinks.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
What would be the like, so I've never had wine,
So what would be the difference between putting that in
a red or a white?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
You know, the red would be weird? It would, yeah,
because whites are more like light and crisp. Okay, yeah,
reds are like the opposite. Like how would you even
describe like bold and fill your mouth if that makes sense?
Speaker 4 (39:15):
No, but I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You would almost be like throwing a jalapeno and do
a cup of coffee. It's just like that's just good
to do that.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, I think there are spicy coffees.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
You're not spiced coffee.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
This feels like a nice like Wednesday drink, like Wednesday
after work and the sun is shining, you know what
I mean. And then it's it's like it's.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Like a mid week.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
People would say that this would be a nice Saturday
afternoon on a patio or buy the pool drink, not
a Wednesday now.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Like a nice like, oh, the weekend's coming, but it's
not quite here. Let's get a little spicy, but not
all the way, so Rush can't play.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
I could play the game with you though, Like so
if I name would drink, you can tell me what
day of the week would Yeah, absolutely sure.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Exciting Bradys will be weekdays.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Depends that depends on the drink.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Like, for example, a Caesar, what day of the week
is that?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
That's a Sunday morning, Sunday morning, Sunday morning drink.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
You know I was going to say, he's going to
tell you it's the morning.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Yeah, of course it's it's a Caesar. Were gonna have
a Seesar at eleven at night? Now, that would be crazy.
You have a Sunday morning, You've had a nice Saturday
and whether you went out or you didn't or whatever,
and then you go, maybe you're meeting.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Your lands for the brunt a Caesar at brunch?
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Oh yeah really yeah, absolutely, mimosa Saturday morning.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Okay, you're just asking the questions.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Sorry, yeah, okay, Brady, an espresso martini.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Espresso martini would be a Friday night at nine pm.
Oh my god, Friday night at nine because they're keeping
you up on well, that's exactly why you're starting to
get the sleepies a little bit. Maybe you're just finishing
dinner and then you're gonna go to like the next
finishing dinner at nine, my goodness, and then you're you're
starting to get the sleepies. That's a Friday, that's fair,
you're getting a spresso martinis. First things up a little bit.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
In this game. You can't say you refuse the drink. Sure,
a six pack of cours Lights.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Oh, no problem. At six pack of course Light. Let's say,
uh huh, where do.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
I want to go with this?
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Because the twelve pack is a very different thing. That
would be like a Friday night a six Let's say
a Thursday night, Thursday night, I'll go, I'll go a
Friday night early Yeah you are, Yeah, it depends where
you are. Because the course light is a great drinking game.
Beer light. It's like four and a half percent, and
so you can have a million of them and not
(41:28):
really know anything, and then it's it's really fun to
play like beer pong.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
And stuff with.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
So I'll say, or you know what, a Saturday afternoons, Saturday?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Okay, exactly, Rush, do you have another one? You want
me going next?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Ahead? Sure?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Okay. I was going to say, what about your lining
up a tequila shots, tequila rove, tequila shots.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yeah, that's a Saturday night.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
Saturday night, that's on nine o'clock or midnight.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
No, that's like an eleven PM. You've already had too
many drinks to know better. Okay, you know what I mean.
No one's having a tequila shot sober, especially if it's
the shots and it's like cheap tequila. That's that's definitely.
I'd even say, like midnight on Saturday, that's when the
tequila shots come out, and that makes bad decisions.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
I hope the listeners are running them.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
And by the way, I am so confident and.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I are.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Throwing back at you. Final one, What is the best
Monday morning drink? Oh, you wanted like eleven o'clock. You
wanted to start the day with a beverage of some sort.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Yeah, it's a Bailey's coffee. Okay, so it's this is
exactly what it is. It's for winter, right, it could
be any time because it's it's you. You just want
to have like a.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Little if I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
If you're having it later in the evening, it's more
of a winter thing. But in the morning, if the
morning you want the warm beverage.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
I mean even I'm looking at you on a Monday
at eleven a m say, and I think you have
a problem.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Okay, let me do that.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Let me make that very clear.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
But that is the time for you.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
But if there was any thing at Monday at eleven,
then maybe it's it's you have your coffee and you're
just you're having a bad day and your bosses it's
up your butt about this and that, and then and
you're saying, you know what, okay, fine, and then you
just put a little.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Okay, I get that, but there really is no drink
for Monday at ten.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Fact. Yeah, yeah, what you have at that time is
a problem, is yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
All right, Well it's good. I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
We got people on the texting Brady spot on. Brady
nailed it. I'm literally saying the exact same thing as Brady.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
But they're all alcoholics as well. I mean, these are my.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
People podcast with Maler, Rush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Maller's really really fun facts.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Oay, all right, good stuff. I have a fun fact
that I won't even believe it myself when I reveal
it to you. Oh okay, craziness. Yeah. By the way,
here's another mini fun fact for Jenny, who is thirty
seven years ago this very week. That big opened movie
(44:04):
with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 14 (44:04):
Yeah, thirty seven years directed by I believe it was
Penny Marshalls and that was the first movie ever by
a female director to make over one hundred million dollars
in the Love.
Speaker 7 (44:16):
That no very cool.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Yeah, she had a good run of movies. Yeah, okay,
here we go. The average person. If you consider yourself
to be the average person, how many cookies will you
eat in your lifetime?
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Oh boy, how many cookies?
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Maybe not you, but the.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Average when you're a kids, Yeah, you ate more cookies.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
And it wasn't just one sitting used to eat them
by the road.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Yeah god, yeah, Like think of like like college or
high school.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
And then if you're going to average person, there's somebody
who doesn't like cookies at all, and then there's a
monster and yeah that's.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Oh, this is a tough one because I feel like
you could do math. Wow, how many cookies a week?
Speaker 6 (45:02):
I mean, obviously rush is right. As a kid, you
must have eaten more than you would for exactly.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
Oh, I don't like my guests now Oh no, I
think I went too high.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Or some would say too low. Yeah, it's possible without
seeing your number. Guess man, I'm trying to think the
last time I had a cookie. The only cookies I
ever eat is when my my wife makes homemade chocolate chicken.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
I don't buy cookies ever.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
No, no, we don't have them in the house.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
But then when I do have them, like if I
see them around, if it's Christmas time or whatever, like
I'm having around the office if someone has cookies.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I just changed the number. I've underlined it.
Speaker 7 (45:44):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I don't really feel comfortable with you know what, you
got to give an answer.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
This is what you have to do. You gotta stick
your neck.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
I don't want to play moll or fun facts. If
I'm making you feel uncomfortable, I'm ready to do it
and we can all agree. While Brady's decided on his
number that chocolate chip cookies are the best, Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yes, oh for sure, I would agree with that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
And Macadamian Oh yeah, oh they're the best. They're so good.
In fact, I say the number one possible.
Speaker 6 (46:15):
Wait wait, wait, I love Brady's favorite of cookies. Say
it with your little French accent.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Free cam.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, you'd like those.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Those are so good as a little jelly in the
middle cookies. You got to eat around the jelly and
then you have the.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Puffs or whatever marshmallow in them.
Speaker 7 (46:31):
Okay, I get those again.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Free. How do you say fruit cream?
Speaker 4 (46:37):
It is fruit creamy cookies.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, free cram. It is a very hard thank you
fruit cram. But it's it's not spelled cream, it's spelled cam.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yea, it is free. Those are terrible call No, no, Jenny,
I'm sorry. Wrong, they're good cookies.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
No, no, I mean you have to be at least
seventy eighty.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Did they come into blue Tin?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
There are so many cookies honestly that that really only
old people eat. Yeah, and why is.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
Like do you know the blue Tin?
Speaker 10 (47:07):
I'm talking yeah, like that's like yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Also the the Dad's Oatmeal chocolate chill.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Cookie, Elite cookie. Yeah, that loves those.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Those are good cookies.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Oh you dip that into like hot chogor something like that.
It's like childhood yea.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
But the question being, I'm pushing Oreo down the list. Oreo,
I'm pushing it down the list.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
They're fine who's fighting you on that?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, you never know. People think oreo is an elite cookie.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
It's not.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
It's good with with with milk, you know.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
I like the I like the Dare chocolate fudge ones.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
Sure, that's also a good cookies.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
Especially when you can pull off the top and leave.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
The little Yeah, that's right, it's a little maple cookies celebrations.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Do you mean the maple ones that the there there
shape like a maple. Yeah, now there's a good cookie.
You know what. Brady and I you have very similar taste.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, and it's the right taste. It is.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
I also see Brady kracking open a bottle of wine
and having bear paws.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, I think that would be all.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
Right, Rush, what do you think the average person will
eat in cookies and in their lifetime?
Speaker 4 (48:17):
God, you Askedmaller, I said two thousand, four hundred and ten.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
Thousand, four hundred and ten.
Speaker 7 (48:23):
Jennifer all right, I said six thousand, three.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
Hundred and fifty six thousand, three hundred.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yeah, okay, I think you guys are both low. I
think there's a lot of cookies consumed in your life.
I said twelve thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
I originally had twelve thousand, seven hundred.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Oh, that would have been a very small window.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
I originally had five thousand, four hundred and ten and
changed it to two thousand.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Four dropped.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yeah, I said about one hundred fifty cookies a year.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
The thing is, I was going with that too, and
then I thought, old.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
People don't eat a lot of cookies.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
I think they eat more.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
I don't think they do. I think if they do,
they may have one and then they'll have another.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
I didn't agree. I think old people love their treats.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Yeah. I think it's young and old. Yeah, I think
the in between we're just sort of giving.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Up even still, even if you have a couple, I
don't think you're having me that often.
Speaker 7 (49:10):
Okay, we'll have to find out.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Yeah, we're about to find out. Join us tomorrow morning,
hot up as we unveil the biggest cookie mystery in
the world. Rush said, two thousand, four hundred and ten cookies. Yeah,
it feels really low in their lifetime. Uh, Jenny, you
went with six thousand, three hundred and fifty cookies and
(49:32):
Brady twelve thousand and five hundred.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
It's a lot of cookies. But I like this. I
think I have you know what.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
We all have pretty good windows.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
That's true. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
You're all breathable. Yeah, all right, here comes your answer.
The average person on this planet Earth will eat how
many cookies in their lifetime? Well, you can google the answer.
It's out there. Give or take a cookie. Thirty five thousand,
(50:01):
thirty five.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Look, that's a lot of cookies.
Speaker 6 (50:07):
I know.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
Let's say you live up until you're eighty. That's four
hundred and thirty seven cookies.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
A year starting at zero.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Yeah, like zero, it's like a cookie day.
Speaker 6 (50:17):
Yeah, but you got to figure like kids might polish off.
I don't know, two dozens.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Still, try go and eat a whole even still, if
you need a whole box of those, you get those
for you know, twenty years of it.
Speaker 6 (50:31):
Still, Yeah, I believe it.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
We eat a lot of cookies.
Speaker 11 (50:34):
Thirty five cook a lot of no Brady, Yeah, feel good.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
I should have stuck with my original life.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
I would have. I would have been very upset. But
you didn't.
Speaker 11 (50:45):
You have it?
Speaker 7 (50:46):
I did exactly.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
That's a lot of cookies today. Yeah, the winner gets
a crown cookies.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Three can, free can. It's a very difficult thing.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Cab.
Speaker 13 (51:03):
There you going Moller Fun fact Maller's really really fun
facts so fun fun.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
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Speaker 4 (00:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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What?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (00:17):
I can't say it on my you can't, No, I can't.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Okay, and you wouldn't want me to probably microphone?
Speaker 6 (00:25):
Okay, off my leg over here?
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
If I say it now, nobody can hear us. Brady Jones,
I know you collect a lot of questions over there
for the Hot Tub Podcast.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
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best place you can just do it right there in
like the comments of each podcast episode, and we get
so many of these.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
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Speaker 5 (00:49):
Sam has a question. You've got mail Sam, what's what's
the magic dollar amount for Maller to shave his beard?
Keep in mind the money goes to a children's chair.
Sam Maler hates the kids.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's right and charity. But okay, here's a follow up question.
How long does he have to stay without beard?
Speaker 7 (01:10):
I don't think I don't think that matters.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
So he can shave it and then growing back immediately.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yeah, I have it done by the end of the day. Yeah,
my beer grows pretty fast. Yeah how much?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How much?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
How much are the kids getting?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
All of it?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
All of it?
Speaker 8 (01:30):
Percent You don't take a percentage, you know, throwing the
razor for you, for the kids, for the kids.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Sam, it's not doing it for the kids.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Come on, A hundred bucks, one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
For the kids.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I don't think he would do it. No, I think
he would want to actually say no a few times
to get the money, basically like he was in an auction.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
You want to get the numbers up, like for one
hundred dollars. I would just donate that myself. Yeah you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I think you do it for a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
A thousand dollars, and then you'd get a book.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
By the ways, you're gonna think I'm braggy, but honestly,
like honestly, two or three days ago, I gave like
three hundred dollars to a charity, So I don't mind
giving to charity. So even a thousand dollars, I talked
to my wife, we might give a thousand, so it
have to be substantial. I would want like five thousand
dollars for the kids.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Five thousand dollars, but a thousand dollars you wouldn't do it,
you say, no, I'm.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Not doing all these little orphans staring at them?
Speaker 9 (02:27):
Okay, let me just see your face and I to.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Me, it's a thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
How many orphans are staring at me?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Three?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, they're standing in order, from tallest the shortest.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah, as how they are.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The order will get us adopted.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Potato bags, Oh my god. Yeah, they're chilthy too. We're warm,
and they're kind of British for some Yeah, birthday are.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
No, I'm discritects the money goes specifically to these three
or just children, and.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I believe it does.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But you know, all right.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
This, why wouldn't I buy them?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
I don't know why. It seems easier than buying tomato.
Even I'm annoyed, I'm not.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
No, I'll give them a tomato. I'll do it for
good man.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
It's a thousand bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Swelling.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Did you ask for a tomato?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I've never been to a doctor.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
In a tomato sec that gives a potato sack.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Tomato potato? What they say, all right, well, I'll have
to think on this longer. Uportant shut him up.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
That was me the whole time.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I thought it was three organ children and decreasing sizes.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Wow, did I answer the question?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Apparently?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Let's begin a podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
With Moller Brush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
It's time for a fun game here on the Morning
Hot Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Let's play brand new game. Guys, let's go, because what
good is vague booking without a little bit of drama.
Now it's time for dramatic readings of Jenny's Facebook statuses
from the year two thousand and eight on the Morning
Hot Tub with small or Rush Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I like that.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
This is anytime I hear a new game, I know
what it has to do.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Now, this is.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
My favorite thing. If you haven't been paying attention. Over
the last few editions of The Morning Hot Tub, we
uncovered a whole bunch of Jenny's old Facebook statuses from
about twenty eight to twenty ten, and they are wonderful
And it.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Took hours and hours to go through this.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I have a word document of like, I think it's
like six or seven pages just of different and I
only picked the good ones are so every day, Jenny
I was two or three, you have grown.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
A lot in seventeen.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
I really have, yees, seventeen years. Let's keep that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, but it's so fun to look back, is it.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:41):
It really really anything comes up in my memories. I
just cringe up.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Okay, well, today, guys, my little actor friends, you guys
are going to be doing dramatic readings of some of
Jenny's Facebook statuses. So I wanted to be good. So
there's a little cup in front of you. You're going
to do three. Just just pick one out of there
and really bring the drama. I have a music for
each of them, so just tell me the number that's
(06:07):
at the beginning of your thing.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
There, moller, oh, number eight, number eight.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Okay, excellent, and then we're just gonna go around the horn,
and you know, everybody's gonna sort of take their turn again,
really really dramatic. Feel the words. You're a thespian, all right, okay,
number eight? Are you right? Here?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
We go? Sorry, woa can you hold on one sage? Sure?
I don't have to sound like Jenny, No, no.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
No, just just acting and you just have to decide
what roles.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, exactly, really really over the top and dramatic. We
want drama here, people. Dramatic reading of Jenny's old Facebook
statuses Action good news.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Didn't wake up at two point fifty six am to
both taps running in my bathroom. My house may not
be haunted. I may have been sleepwalking. This scares me.
What else do I do in my sleep? Brain? Don't answer?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
That's best friend. She beat is standing.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Rush over to you. What number do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Number one?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Number one? Oh, that's a good one. Okay, are you ready?
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
A chicken costume really really, but honestly, not thinking about
the costume as much.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'm dreaming of having my BlackBerry back.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah, it's found.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Remember you have the word out there.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
I did.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Not thinking about the costume as much. I'm dreaming of
having my black.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Brady left that out. I was pretty good with, you know.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Copy and pasting number number nine.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, this one should be better because in your voice, alright,
the playwright, we should say.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Sure, yeah, okay. Dramatic readings of Jenny's old Facebook statuses.
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Best Sunday night ever, Baby Bro and I cooked dinner together.
Now we're gearing up for back to back Paranormal State episodes,
followed by the best show on TV, Psychic Kids. What
it's a supernatural Sunday.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Sounded like a like a commercial. I don't know. That's great, mall.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I have number six, number six. Going back in time
for Jenny's Facebook statuses.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
This is a good one. This is all right. Here
we're number six.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
I get so nervous.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
There's a Facebook group called were you diss in Canada?
I couldn't hear you over my healthcare benefits. It's the
appropriate number of with a lot of exclamation.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Oh god, again, these are all Jenny Facebook status.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
That one's the most crazy.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Old rush over to you. Number five you say, is good?
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Pee Jean Claude, granddamn. First day with new car, get
rearanded leaving work this morning?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh my god, I miss John.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I called your old.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Car called Grandad.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
It was terrible day all day.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Okay, leave us on a high note.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
J Yeah, I have number seven.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Oh good, Okay, you're gonna want to let this build. Okay,
let us let the music build, and then you'll know.
You'll know your moment. Okay, here we go again. This
is dramatic readings of Jenny's old Facebook statuses.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Hello, that's okay, So what is that?
Speaker 10 (10:55):
I feel like, you know what, we used to do those,
And by we, I mean I come across these challenges
or somebody and it was like what color.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Of bra are you wearing?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Or what color you wore?
Speaker 10 (11:09):
But I had to put it in all caps with
exclamation you know, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It's almost like mustard mustard Jenny. What a blast from
the past.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Isn't it. It's so fun.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
It's so fun. All right, now we're done. Now we
definitely can't possibly do another thing.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
That's got to be it. Guys, that's got to be it.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
You'd think that would be it.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I hope that's it.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
I'm kind of thank god. No, this does not need
to be a daily thing.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
That what people are.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Somebody just texted that in Okay.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
No best feature ever. These are incredible. Oh yeah, the
list is going on people. Maybe you should start teching,
like doing Facebook status is now like that?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Like that?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
No, never again. No, Oh I'm very selective.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Now we should make a Twitter that's two thousand and
eight Facebook Jenny and she tweets like, Jenny.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
That's a really good It was such an Oversharer.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Podcast with Lawler, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 10 (12:23):
Pigeon pandemonium ensued on a Delta flight from Minneapolis St.
Paul International Airport to Dane County Regional Airport in Madison, Wisconsin.
Two pigeons were discovered in the passenger cabin like not
even like on the belly of the plane, like actually
like making it.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Up with the passengers. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
The first bird appeared during pre takeoff preparations, and after
the initial pigeon was removed by baggage handlers, a second
pigeon emerged once the plane was in the air.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
A passenger attempted to capture the bird, causing chaos as
it took flight down the aisles. Right, the plane returned
to the terminal and the second pigeon was also safely removed.
After a brief delay, the flight continued and it landed
fifty six minutes behind schedule.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
So I s if I was PA would I try
and catch the birds?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
I would be freaked right out.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I don't like birds.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
No, well I don't like birds either, but like you know,
and I had a bat in my house, I just
had to step up and catch.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
The scared Do you have a do you have like
a large net like they would have in a cartoon?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
No, how did you get the bat well?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
I was downstairs with my daughters, and all of a
sudden my wife was upstairs screaming, and I thought, well,
something has to be wrong. I'm not up there. So
I went up and she was in our bathroom and
just like almost on the floor because it was swooping
at her hat. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Bats are dangerous too, it.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Can't be yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Yeah. And so I said, okay, everybody get out in
the hallway upstairs, We're going to close all the bedroom doors.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
So picturing the scene from the great outdoors right now.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Or yeah, so you were all the way Did this
happen in twenty nineteen, by any chance? Didn't start global?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Let me get to the end of the store. I
was so hungry. So we closed all the bedroom doors,
and so it was just like it was just swooming
around up there. Yeah. And so I had to get
like a towel, and it was sort of like swatting
it to go downstairs. I didn't want to kill it
her that, I want to get it out of the house,
So I swatted it downstairs. And so now I was
on the main floor and was just swooping through her
(14:24):
dining room, living room, my kitchen, anywhere. And I did
not that I noticed. I was just trying to save.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Lives, okay, anywhere.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I was cool, coming impressed by my stepdaughter. And it
was just like she went in the pantry, closed the
door and didn't leave for fifteen minutes. But my daughter
Piper was helping me, like, let's do this. And I
finally got it cornered in the kitchen. I took a
towel through the towel on it, I bunched it up
and it was like fighting me in the It was
(14:54):
like a cartoon how much it was.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Moving, and the like landed on like a table or something.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yeah, like the desk area. And I'm fighting this thing
and I said open the door, open the door. And
so the two front doors we opened them up and
I just let it go. It just got into the night.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I am very impressed. I'm for sure you would have
called the bat guy perhaps a batman.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Yeah, I didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Now I'm just you can just leave the house now
it's the baths house.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
And this came off the heels of when we hadn't squirreling.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
This is good.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I'm ready for nature.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
Take it on.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
You could actually you could be the Batman.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
I didn't like it though, because this things wings were
creep and it looked like angry.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
I'm sure it was.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
Speaking of birds and animals and whatever. I had the
worst day recently. I was on my way to golf
and I'm and I'm passing, like there was a two
lane whatever, and I look over in the one lane
and there's this bird, this big bird, and it was flapping.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
But there was a large.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
And it's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
It was.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Where it was there and it's flapping its wings. It's
on the ground.
Speaker 10 (16:13):
You could tell somebody hit it. And I didn't know
what to do because I couldn't get over and I
had a tea time anyway, Well, there are other cars
that were, you know, passing. I figured somebody would stop,
and I really couldn't get over there anyway. I just
I thought, oh, this poor bird, somebody put it out
of its misery because it's not going to make it
like it was not getting back up again. So then
(16:33):
that was fine. So that that happened. Then we're on
the golf course and I'm just driving up to uh
up to a hole and at the last second it
was too late to swerve. I ran over a turtle
or in danger.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Did you hear a crack?
Speaker 7 (16:49):
I felt it. I felt the bump.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
I didn't hear a crack. Went over like immediately like
panic went over. Was almost in tears.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
I was like, I can't believe. I just is this
karma for not taking care of the Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:00):
And then I'm thinking everything happens in threes. I'm next.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Certainly the turtles here about what you.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Did checking sewers? It was crazy, but I so I
checked the turtle. It didn't look like it was cracked.
It looked like it was going to make it.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Put it back into the into nature and got it
off the path.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
But you know, what was it doing on the path.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
That's a good question.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Well, you know and I had discussion last night at dinner.
Was the two of us. We were sitting there. I
know how we got onto it. But it's very funny
that you mentioned this. We were talking because he's a
plumber and so he comes across the little creatures all
the time, and I was saying, what we as humans?
I asked him, But I'll ask you guys, like, what's
the smallest thing you could kill and not feel guilty.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's interesting the smallest, the biggest thing.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Or I guess the biggest smallest thing.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I guess yeah. Yeah, Like.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
If you went and stopped on a cat, people thinking
you're like, you're a psychopath, then you go to jail
for me.
Speaker 11 (17:56):
But he said, oh, I kill a rat. I wouldn't
a rat for sure? Any rodents?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Really how you're.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Killing the rat?
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Well, like a rat, Like if he was crawled somewhere
underneath and a rot came across from and he was
swinging to kick the.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
I feel bad.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I would feel bad.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Like again, even if if someone said, oh no, you
could you know, shoot it with a beady gun.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
No, I couldn't do that. I couldn't hit a rat
with the shovel and kill it.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
So no, would you kill a mouse with a mouse trap?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I know no one even we did have a mouse
at one point and then uh yeah no, I.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
You wouldn't set up a trap for it.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And I wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Cats somebody else do it.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Put on the floor, and just as long as I
didn't have to see it, you know, I would do.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
A humane trap and have it going to and release it. Okay,
but yeah, just coming back, I think.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
I would feel bad, Like, I mean, even spiders. I
put spiders outside.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
You know, I can kill insects. I didn't have really
much of an issue with I killed spiders, So.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
The insect is the biggest you'd go. Yeah for me,
my answer was a dog. I'm kidding. I meant like
a poodle.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Podcast with Jenny all right.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
It was just on a recent episode here of the
Morning Hot Tip. We're talking about things that like happened
in the movies or TV shows. Uh, just in movies
and TV shows that are just not realistic. Yes, ever, Yeah,
I gave you a list of like five or six
whatever it was, the amount.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Of people that have two staircases in their homes.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
And then so people started texting me and d ming
me yesterday with more than they I've got a few
more to share with you. Unemployed bachelors with spacious penthouse
apartments in desirable location.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
And everybody in New York City, by the way, has
like a brick wall and like a double yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:54):
And they deliver like like males like very released on
friends at least Monica and uh Rachel's apartment was rent
control because of the grandmother.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
At least they explained it kind of.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yes, even still it was ridiculously under price for reality,
but that explained something because.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
They were both so unemployed at different times that they
just could way.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
And I think that was just they had to explain
it somehow, and they're like, yeah, rant.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Control, this one's great. No one buys celery and bag
gettes every time they go to the grocery store, but
it looks like it. I'm sticking on the top of
the bags and.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Every time I walk home from the grocery store with
a bag, yet I love I'm doing it.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Got to be a paper bag though.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
You know, if only you had a bike that at
a basket in front.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
That's definitely movie.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I don't know if I've noticed this one as much
people in movies and not brushing teeth. Brushing their teeth
without toothpaps.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Oh yeah, they're never foaming at the mouth. There is
no drippage going on. You know, it's not real.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Is that true?
Speaker 7 (20:58):
I never really know toothpaste myself every morning.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Jenny, it's like literally fifty percent
of the time you're toothpas.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
I know, and I always say I should change after
I brush my teeth, film yourself.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
In the morning and then that way you don't have
to worry.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
About it again.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
If you shower, everybody wouldn't be an issue because I
brushed my teeth in the shower.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
It's never a problem.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
That mine's an electric toothbrush. I'd have to like move
it back and forth and now me too.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Or you know what, you could have two toothbrushes. That's ridiculous,
one shower toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
One outside of that what I have?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
How weak is your lower lip? It's just it just
drips out.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I'm a vigorous brushure.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
All right, you have to say, yeah, exactly. And this
one's funny. When we talk Rush always talks about how
these big breakfasts are made in the movies. Yes, and
like nobody's idio and we're talking like walles and bacon
and eggs and toast and hash brows and like that's.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The other thing.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Not to mention the fact that people just will grab
one piece of toes.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I gotta run.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah, who makes that much of a variety? Like it's sane.
Nobody does that to get that out of the restaurant,
Like you'd have to be cooking for like an hour
and a to get.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
But this one's kind of in that vein. Stopping by
to have breakfast at a friend's apartment before work.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Nobody.
Speaker 13 (22:21):
You're right, Brady, you have hundreds of friends. Nobody on
the morning is a crazy.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And when they do drop by, the person was just
standing there fully dressed.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
You're right. Oh God, Like imagine having a creamer or
like like having friends like that to just come over
on anounce all the time, open your door.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
No no, and even they don't eat your breakfast.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
You someones to add to the list.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The Hot Podcast with Moller, Brush, Jenny and Brady find
the gang on their socials. Follow at Moller Maller at
One True, Rush, Plush, Jenny's and Brady Jones Radio.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Can we move forward with the show.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
We're going to move forward into the greatest segment in
radio history. Everybody, It's time to play Brady's on the
Morning Hot Tum with Maler, Rush, Jenny and Brady. All Right,
(23:27):
welcome everybody, Brady's Game of Joy. It's everyone's favorite segment.
They got to do whatever I say and it's different
every single week. Here's what I need from our listeners
right now. Okay, I need you to text the banana
phone the most random short sentence that you can think
of it, something like like five to eight words, nothing
too long, but super random. Texting them right now, hot tub.
(23:49):
If you guys can all have your texting platforms open,
that would be great.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Op.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Okay, all right, this won't be considered cheating.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
No no, no, no no no, you're going to need
access to this again. Random sentences from our right now. Rush.
You famously really enjoy talking like a moose so much
so that every animal kind of sounds like a moose.
I don't sounds like they all sort of sound like
a moose. In the past, I've given you guys animals
and you have to like personify them, you know what
I mean? I say, like, what does a rhino sound like?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Whatever?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
And you guys Did's so good. But that was a
while ago, and we've come a long way since then,
and you guys have really perfected and honed your impersonation skills.
So I'm gonna make it a little bit harder on you.
In the cup in front of you, moll, I just
gave you a cup a whole bunch of words, some
are items, some are colors, some are weird characters. No
matter what it is, you're going to read out one
(24:38):
of these random sentences that our listeners have texted in
and personify whatever you've picked out of the cup. Grab
a handful, guys, you could take it. You can take
it in a few maybe take like five each, because
I think we'll hammer through these pretty quick. So for example,
if it's an elephant, what would an elephant sound like?
If it's a pencil, what would a pencil sound like?
If it's the color red, what would the color red
sound like?
Speaker 7 (24:57):
And that is.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
What we're going to do today for the game of joy.
I think you're gonna nail this. Just grab like five each,
just random ones. Don't peak. You know we're gonna go
through them. And again you're just gonna read random lines
here that are our listeners have texted in. Keep the
text coming, keep them, keep them flowing. They're all great, Okay,
mull or you're going to begin What do you have
written down?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
You don't want to dry and get some I'm being
I am a well worn doormat. What would a well
worn doormat sound like?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
And go ahead and just pick like a pick of random,
you know, random something something.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Beep boop beep boop, beep boop boop, beep boom boom.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
You're not reading your Yeah, I am off. That was.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Somebody texted in.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Well worn, very good, right, Yeah, Rush.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Over to you.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
What do you got?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Okay, there you challenge my door.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
All right, so I'm telling you what I what I've
pulled out here. Yeah, Brady Jones.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Reading whatever sentence you want to read.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Okay, Unicords can only fly east to west, Jones, I
mean I can try and sound drunks.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Can only fly east to west. I'm drunk, I'm Brady.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah, okay, I wasn't gonna handle after that performance. I
need to make sure Rush loses.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
So again, I hate to sound like a broken record.
He was coming after me.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
After that serious performance.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I sounded like Brady.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Okay, I got a tea pot.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Thinking like it's like boiling you know.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Okay, Oh that's good. I wouldn't have gone there.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
So you're helping. That's thank you.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
No I do need though, okay, Okay, ordering on my
feet in the summer.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Really good. Also, that's a great sentence. Okay, all right,
back to mallor what do you got?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Uh? This time, I'll be portraying a bar of soap.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
What does a bar of soap sound like?
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Well, it sounds like I'm glad you asked. I can't
some of these are raunchy, you listeners are I'm not
reading that. I will not read that. Okay, uh pick okay,
I'm a bar of soap. Yeah yeah, yeah, the arm pits.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
I'm pretty good.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
You were loathered up?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
You are You're not usually like the king of this.
Here's a good day for two. Very well?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
All right, rush, I have a plastic bag blowing in
the wind.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Okay, Katie Peary, is.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
It gonna sound like brain blue hippopot.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Are a rare crane.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
A very good Sean Connery?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Big bag? Yeah, blown in the wind? Yeah? There you
rush on the board. What do you got a bridge troll?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
So?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Are they like a bridge troll? Like from a movie?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Right?
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yeah? Not in real Jenny? All right, okay, I need
to pick one. Hang on, I'm just gonna pick a random.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
I actually hit one with my car.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
The shouldn't have been under the bridge.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Okay, here we go. Okay, so I bridge troll. Grandma
moon walked away into the burrito.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
S sure, okay, one more one more round the warn here, moller.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
What do you got a brown shoe?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Brown shoe? I don't think I wrote that.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
But okay, a brown shoe.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
All right, you're ready, huh. Okay, be careful with the
butter knife.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I like it, I love it.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay, sure, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I'd like to read you, my Brady. I don't like
it now.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
I also want we gave you the opportunity to.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Because it just hit me now what I could have done.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Can't find it? But then you have to do another
one out.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
He can't get a ding for this?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
No, no, you've already been No, you've been.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Buzzed, and now it's time for Kangaroo is really just
a rabbit on steroids. Sounds like you, but it was
much better for ratings before.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
That was not worth a reado another one, pick another
one valid valuable time.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I have a clippy the paper clip for Microsoft?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
What is clippy? The paper the paper clip for Microsoft?
Words sound like.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Be kireful with a flat butter knife.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Okay, there.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Control of this game.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I got a ding, though, and that matters, all right, Jenny,
wrap it up your your your best one here.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Okay, okay, what do you have?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Random? Random sentence?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I'm trying to find hang on, what are you?
Speaker 6 (30:45):
What are you supposed to be?
Speaker 7 (30:46):
What do I have? A slinky?
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Oh god?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, layup, I'm a slinky. How do
I say this? Rush says, alright.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
That was good.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Into it?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
It's pretty good. I like that along.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
I'm sure you do.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Perform its everybody and except for Rush, well everybody else.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
So Jenny and I ty.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you next time.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah, we left it all out there.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
You go.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
It's Brady's Game of Joy on the Morning Tub.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
With Moller Brush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
A new report claims that the perfect vacation last Well,
let's ask you guys first, how many days is the
perfect vacation?
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I'm good with a week usually, okay.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh no that I feel like a week isn't enough
because then a couple of days into it, you're just
settled and it's already like you see the light at
the end of the tunnel. I think it needs to
be at least call it ten days, or maybe not
even two weeks.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
That can offen me too long?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Oh me, it's nine days.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
I was once gone for eight eight nights, nine days,
and it was perfect.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I was I was gone for nine nights, eight days,
and it was really confused.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
It it was weird.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
They threw a bag over my head. I was in
a van.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Oh god, it was a great trip.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
No, I you know, I hate to be that guy,
but I think it all depends on where you're going.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
If I was going to Australia, I think a week
is too short. But if I'm going some like a
three or four hour flight, I sometimes being gone for
longer a week sometimes feels too long.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I want to be home.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
I get that.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
What's the answer.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
The answer is eleven days, all right, and is by
the way, three hours from home.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
That's the perfect vacation. Eleven days, three hours.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Get me further.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Yeah, the perfect trip would also cost an average of
eighty eight hundred dollars per person, which seems high unless
it includes like like.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Three like a flight you know somewhere. Okay, sixty three
percent of people would be.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Looking eight hundred for eleven day Yeah. Yeah, where are
you going?
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Well?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, and again I mean if it's three hours away,
you're driving there.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, Like these numbers are weird.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
Well, I think, yeah, the numbers are weird, and I'm
assuming this includes a flight somewhere.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
It's got to.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Because if I think, if you're going somewhere in Europe,
say the flight is fifteen hundred dollars return, and then
your accommodations and your food and any entertainment like, it
adds up quickly, right, Yeah, So sixty three percent of
people would be looking for somewhere with a beach, fifty
three percent want to enjoy the great outdoors, and forty
three percent want to explore major cities or historical locations.
Thirty one percent like outdoor attractions and landmarks, so that's
(33:33):
the lowest. Of course, travel can be stressful, So the
perfect trip needs to be a situation where you can
completely relax and unwind and create new memory.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
We've talked about it before. There's a vacation and there's traveling. Yeah,
those are two different things.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yeah, now, Brady, you are easily here on the show.
The one that is most adventurous when it comes to
going to all these different places around the world, is
your next destination been picked out?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
No, so we are removing we are, you know, that's
kind of our focus now. Is is moving to the
next place, and.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
So three hours away less.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Three minutes away from currently, but that'll be where sort
of like the money is going into and our focus
on things, but certainly in the new year, like you
got to break up winter somehow. Yeah, so I'm sure
we'll do something, but I don't know. It's like the
first time and since I've known SB that we don't
have something planning. It feels so weird. But at least
(34:31):
we do have something like pretty big to look forward to.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
This is because this is my choice, which is the.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Shifting of priorities for this year is growing up lets. Anyway,
then we're gonna go to Japan. Has any anything on
the horizon?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Yeah, we have a few. We just booked another one
on the weekend.
Speaker 7 (34:54):
Love it going? Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Are you going on? Another?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Cruises?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
That have two cruis? Our first one is in July.
We're going to Alaska.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
So jealous.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
That's on my list for sure. I'm so excited for
you to tell me about it.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Oh my god, this is so embarrassing. Why do I
do this to myself? I don't have to say this
out loud. Did I tell you how I thought I
was getting to Alaska where I thought it was going.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I I think you did go through this, don't remember,
please embarrassingself again.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I just I thought we were going like over Canada, okay,
on the cruise. On the cruise, like the boat was
going over Canada.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, that's quite a way.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Yeah, that's a long way, a shorter way. Yeah, you're going.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
From you thought you were going.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
You thought you're going really north, and then yeah, going west.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Like basically east coast all the way over top to
the west coast. Oh no, yeah, tell that wasn't the thing,
because my wife was laughing and crying for about an hour.
In fact, I was away in Pei with my daughter
and I broke that down do I said, well, you
know we're going to go that and and she was
(36:06):
on FaceTime and she couldn't keep it together for fifteen.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Yeah, that's okay. You know, you always want to leave
the next generation better off than It's good.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
That I would have been a really really long cruise.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, yeah, would be so sick of it by the
time he got to Alaska getting off.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
So is that what you thought you basically you thought
you were going to take off what you launched from
the east coast, go up north and then end in Alaska.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, and then fly Yeah, exactly, Okay.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Because I don't book anything. My wife books all the flights.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You this is what you think. It's a good thing
you don't book that.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
I laughing at you and laughing at you, and I
probably would have thought the same thing.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Really Yeah, No, I mean I'm a moron. I fully
admit it.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
I get it, but I didn't live.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
I didn't feel like a more the person you love
most in life. At you.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
There's a lot of lands and a lot of ice
and just a lot of space you would have to
get through to get to Alaska.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
I don't even think you could get a boat through there.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
No, it's yeah, it depends the time of year, and
you'd have to go really north.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
And don't they.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Have icebreaker boats that are meant for that?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Yeah? But does the big ship? And then below we're
behind it.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Is mall.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
With Maller Rush Jenny, I'm brady all right.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
There's a new trend on social media. It's gone viral
for all you wine drinkers out there. People are putting
jalapenos in their white wine.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Oh, how do you guys like? The idea?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Of that. We tried that last year, actually.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
Oh you did.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Yeah, it's not bad. It's just like a little kick.
It doesn't add to a flavor, So it's a bit
of a kick. I wouldn't do it every time, but
if it's like a really really hot day and you're
sitting by the pedning at it, it's.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
A different kind of flavor. It means you often, you know,
put fruit in for a sweeter thing. If you're to
make sure white wine's saying gria.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
So I mean yeah, so they say specifically, a chilled
glass of sauvino bla with frozen jalapenos in it. Now,
ours weren't frozen. We just toss like normal halapenos. But yeah,
frozen hell why not? Yeah? People say it's quote divine
and refreshing, light with a little bit of spice. You
think snobby wine experts would you know, freak out about this,
(38:31):
but no, apparently they're on board because of science. One
expert said that because the wine has organic compounds called purisines,
they're found in bell peppers and jalapenos as well, Savino
Bla has citrusy characteristics and some even call it They
say it smells green and peppery to begin with, so
it actually kind of matches. Okay, go for it. Hey,
why not. I'm all about fun mixed drinks.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
What would be the like, so I've never had wine,
So what would be the difference between putting that in
a red or a white?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
You know, the red would be weird? It would, yeah,
because whites are more like light and crisp. Okay, yeah,
reds are like the opposite. Like how would you even
describe like bold and fill your mouth if that makes sense?
Speaker 4 (39:15):
No, but I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You would almost be like throwing a jalapeno and do
a cup of coffee. It's just like that's just good
to do that.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, I think there are spicy coffees.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
You're not spiced coffee.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
This feels like a nice like Wednesday drink, like Wednesday
after work and the sun is shining, you know what
I mean. And then it's it's like it's.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Like a mid week.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
People would say that this would be a nice Saturday
afternoon on a patio or buy the pool drink, not
a Wednesday now.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Like a nice like, oh, the weekend's coming, but it's
not quite here. Let's get a little spicy, but not
all the way, so Rush can't play.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
I could play the game with you though, Like so
if I name would drink, you can tell me what
day of the week would Yeah, absolutely sure.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Exciting Bradys will be weekdays.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Depends that depends on the drink.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Like, for example, a Caesar, what day of the week
is that?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
That's a Sunday morning, Sunday morning, Sunday morning drink.
Speaker 4 (40:06):
You know I was going to say, he's going to
tell you it's the morning.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Yeah, of course it's it's a Caesar. Were gonna have
a Seesar at eleven at night? Now, that would be crazy.
You have a Sunday morning, You've had a nice Saturday
and whether you went out or you didn't or whatever,
and then you go, maybe you're meeting.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Your lands for the brunt a Caesar at brunch?
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Oh yeah really yeah, absolutely, mimosa Saturday morning.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Okay, you're just asking the questions.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Sorry, yeah, okay, Brady, an espresso martini.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Espresso martini would be a Friday night at nine pm.
Oh my god, Friday night at nine because they're keeping
you up on well, that's exactly why you're starting to
get the sleepies a little bit. Maybe you're just finishing
dinner and then you're gonna go to like the next
finishing dinner at nine, my goodness, and then you're you're
starting to get the sleepies. That's a Friday, that's fair,
you're getting a spresso martinis. First things up a little bit.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
In this game. You can't say you refuse the drink. Sure,
a six pack of cours Lights.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Oh, no problem. At six pack of course Light. Let's say,
uh huh, where do.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
I want to go with this?
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Because the twelve pack is a very different thing. That
would be like a Friday night a six Let's say
a Thursday night, Thursday night, I'll go, I'll go a
Friday night early Yeah you are, Yeah, it depends where
you are. Because the course light is a great drinking game.
Beer light. It's like four and a half percent, and
so you can have a million of them and not
(41:28):
really know anything, and then it's it's really fun to
play like beer pong.
Speaker 6 (41:31):
And stuff with.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
So I'll say, or you know what, a Saturday afternoons, Saturday?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Okay, exactly, Rush, do you have another one? You want
me going next?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Ahead? Sure?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Okay. I was going to say, what about your lining
up a tequila shots, tequila rove, tequila shots.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yeah, that's a Saturday night.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
Saturday night, that's on nine o'clock or midnight.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
No, that's like an eleven PM. You've already had too
many drinks to know better. Okay, you know what I mean.
No one's having a tequila shot sober, especially if it's
the shots and it's like cheap tequila. That's that's definitely.
I'd even say, like midnight on Saturday, that's when the
tequila shots come out, and that makes bad decisions.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
I hope the listeners are running them.
Speaker 5 (42:09):
And by the way, I am so confident and.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I are.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Throwing back at you. Final one, What is the best
Monday morning drink? Oh, you wanted like eleven o'clock. You
wanted to start the day with a beverage of some sort.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Yeah, it's a Bailey's coffee. Okay, so it's this is
exactly what it is. It's for winter, right, it could
be any time because it's it's you. You just want
to have like a.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Little if I agree with you.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
If you're having it later in the evening, it's more
of a winter thing. But in the morning, if the
morning you want the warm beverage.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
I mean even I'm looking at you on a Monday
at eleven a m say, and I think you have
a problem.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Okay, let me do that.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Let me make that very clear.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
But that is the time for you.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
But if there was any thing at Monday at eleven,
then maybe it's it's you have your coffee and you're
just you're having a bad day and your bosses it's
up your butt about this and that, and then and
you're saying, you know what, okay, fine, and then you
just put a little.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Okay, I get that, but there really is no drink
for Monday at ten.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
Fact. Yeah, yeah, what you have at that time is
a problem, is yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
All right, Well it's good. I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
We got people on the texting Brady spot on. Brady
nailed it. I'm literally saying the exact same thing as Brady.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
But they're all alcoholics as well. I mean, these are my.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
People podcast with Maler, Rush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Maller's really really fun facts.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Oay, all right, good stuff. I have a fun fact
that I won't even believe it myself when I reveal
it to you. Oh okay, craziness. Yeah. By the way,
here's another mini fun fact for Jenny, who is thirty
seven years ago this very week. That big opened movie
(44:04):
with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 14 (44:04):
Yeah, thirty seven years directed by I believe it was
Penny Marshalls and that was the first movie ever by
a female director to make over one hundred million dollars
in the Love.
Speaker 7 (44:16):
That no very cool.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Yeah, she had a good run of movies. Yeah, okay,
here we go. The average person. If you consider yourself
to be the average person, how many cookies will you
eat in your lifetime?
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Oh boy, how many cookies?
Speaker 6 (44:33):
Maybe not you, but the.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Average when you're a kids, Yeah, you ate more cookies.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
And it wasn't just one sitting used to eat them
by the road.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Yeah god, yeah, Like think of like like college or
high school.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
And then if you're going to average person, there's somebody
who doesn't like cookies at all, and then there's a
monster and yeah that's.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Oh, this is a tough one because I feel like
you could do math. Wow, how many cookies a week?
Speaker 6 (45:02):
I mean, obviously rush is right. As a kid, you
must have eaten more than you would for exactly.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
Oh, I don't like my guests now Oh no, I
think I went too high.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Or some would say too low. Yeah, it's possible without
seeing your number. Guess man, I'm trying to think the
last time I had a cookie. The only cookies I
ever eat is when my my wife makes homemade chocolate chicken.
Speaker 7 (45:28):
I don't buy cookies ever.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
No, no, we don't have them in the house.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
But then when I do have them, like if I
see them around, if it's Christmas time or whatever, like
I'm having around the office if someone has cookies.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I just changed the number. I've underlined it.
Speaker 7 (45:44):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I don't really feel comfortable with you know what, you
got to give an answer.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
This is what you have to do. You gotta stick
your neck.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
I don't want to play moll or fun facts. If
I'm making you feel uncomfortable, I'm ready to do it
and we can all agree. While Brady's decided on his
number that chocolate chip cookies are the best, Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yes, oh for sure, I would agree with that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
And Macadamian Oh yeah, oh they're the best. They're so good.
In fact, I say the number one possible.
Speaker 6 (46:15):
Wait wait, wait, I love Brady's favorite of cookies. Say
it with your little French accent.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Free cam.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, you'd like those.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Those are so good as a little jelly in the
middle cookies. You got to eat around the jelly and
then you have the.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Puffs or whatever marshmallow in them.
Speaker 7 (46:31):
Okay, I get those again.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Free. How do you say fruit cream?
Speaker 4 (46:37):
It is fruit creamy cookies.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, free cram. It is a very hard thank you
fruit cram. But it's it's not spelled cream, it's spelled cam.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Yea, it is free. Those are terrible call No, no, Jenny,
I'm sorry. Wrong, they're good cookies.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
No, no, I mean you have to be at least
seventy eighty.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (46:58):
Did they come into blue Tin?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
There are so many cookies honestly that that really only
old people eat. Yeah, and why is.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
Like do you know the blue Tin?
Speaker 10 (47:07):
I'm talking yeah, like that's like yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Also the the Dad's Oatmeal chocolate chill.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Cookie, Elite cookie. Yeah, that loves those.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Those are good cookies.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Oh you dip that into like hot chogor something like that.
It's like childhood yea.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
But the question being, I'm pushing Oreo down the list. Oreo,
I'm pushing it down the list.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
They're fine who's fighting you on that?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, you never know. People think oreo is an elite cookie.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
It's not.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
It's good with with with milk, you know.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
I like the I like the Dare chocolate fudge ones.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
Sure, that's also a good cookies.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
Especially when you can pull off the top and leave.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
The little Yeah, that's right, it's a little maple cookies celebrations.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
Do you mean the maple ones that the there there
shape like a maple. Yeah, now there's a good cookie.
You know what. Brady and I you have very similar taste.
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Yeah, and it's the right taste. It is.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
I also see Brady kracking open a bottle of wine
and having bear paws.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, I think that would be all.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
Right, Rush, what do you think the average person will
eat in cookies and in their lifetime?
Speaker 4 (48:17):
God, you Askedmaller, I said two thousand, four hundred and ten.
Speaker 6 (48:21):
Thousand, four hundred and ten.
Speaker 7 (48:23):
Jennifer all right, I said six thousand, three.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
Hundred and fifty six thousand, three hundred.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Yeah, okay, I think you guys are both low. I
think there's a lot of cookies consumed in your life.
I said twelve thousand, five hundred.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
I originally had twelve thousand, seven hundred.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
Oh, that would have been a very small window.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
I originally had five thousand, four hundred and ten and
changed it to two thousand.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Four dropped.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yeah, I said about one hundred fifty cookies a year.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
The thing is, I was going with that too, and
then I thought, old.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
People don't eat a lot of cookies.
Speaker 5 (48:55):
I think they eat more.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
I don't think they do. I think if they do,
they may have one and then they'll have another.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
I didn't agree. I think old people love their treats.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Yeah. I think it's young and old. Yeah, I think
the in between we're just sort of giving.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Up even still, even if you have a couple, I
don't think you're having me that often.
Speaker 7 (49:10):
Okay, we'll have to find out.
Speaker 6 (49:12):
Yeah, we're about to find out. Join us tomorrow morning,
hot up as we unveil the biggest cookie mystery in
the world. Rush said, two thousand, four hundred and ten cookies. Yeah,
it feels really low in their lifetime. Uh, Jenny, you
went with six thousand, three hundred and fifty cookies and
(49:32):
Brady twelve thousand and five hundred.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
It's a lot of cookies. But I like this. I
think I have you know what.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
We all have pretty good windows.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
That's true. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6 (49:40):
You're all breathable. Yeah, all right, here comes your answer.
The average person on this planet Earth will eat how
many cookies in their lifetime? Well, you can google the answer.
It's out there. Give or take a cookie. Thirty five thousand,
(50:01):
thirty five.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Look, that's a lot of cookies.
Speaker 6 (50:07):
I know.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
Let's say you live up until you're eighty. That's four
hundred and thirty seven cookies.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
A year starting at zero.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Yeah, like zero, it's like a cookie day.
Speaker 6 (50:17):
Yeah, but you got to figure like kids might polish off.
I don't know, two dozens.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Still, try go and eat a whole even still, if
you need a whole box of those, you get those
for you know, twenty years of it.
Speaker 6 (50:31):
Still, Yeah, I believe it.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
We eat a lot of cookies.
Speaker 11 (50:34):
Thirty five cook a lot of no Brady, Yeah, feel good.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
I should have stuck with my original life.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
I would have. I would have been very upset. But
you didn't.
Speaker 11 (50:45):
You have it?
Speaker 7 (50:46):
I did exactly.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
That's a lot of cookies today. Yeah, the winner gets
a crown cookies.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Three can, free can. It's a very difficult thing.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
Cab.
Speaker 13 (51:03):
There you going Moller Fun fact Maller's really really fun
facts so fun fun.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
Yeah, like what you just heard. Tell a friend, little friend.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
They can listen to The Hot Tub Podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
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