August 13, 2025 • 47 mins
Oh, Jenni. Jenni tries out some new pick up lines, and goes on a blind date. Plus, Jenni explains her escape plan should she ever get kidnapped, and tells the Hot Tub about the most abused piece of furniture from her childhood. Love the podcast? Leave us a review!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Four people in a room talking about everything or talking
about really nothing at all. You decide, welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is the Hot Top podcast with Mauler, Rush, Jenny
and pretty.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well because the people who listened to this wonderful podcast
demanded it. They wanted us to have specific episodes about
each of us. Yes, and we've come to the point
where now it's going to be the Jenny Cast.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, Jenny cass And let me tell you, there was
a lot to work with here. There was a lot
of Jenny.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I'm sure there was.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes, I think it would have been great for forty
five minutes just dead silence.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, that's literally Jenny's worst night, dead sounds. So we're
gonna start with twenty eighteen. Jenny told us what she
would do if she was kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I don't remember this.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's very interesting. Also, twenty eighteen would have been pre
Derek okay. And we gave you pickup lines one day
and you delivered these like really great pick of us.
We were trying to help you out a little bit,
and I guess they worked because now look at you,
you're you're a married woman. We also talk about how
one time we went on a blind date and this
person had really long arms.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Does want to live.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
You're just going to doesn't live here?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, it's okay, podcast lives forever anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Jenny.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Also, you told us about your childhood dream job. This
is the Dancing Psychiatrist. But I think this is the
first time that you ever told us about this, which
is really fun. Do you remember the dua lipa I
d G a F song where every time we played
on the station, we would have you say I don't
give a and then you have to say something starts
with an F, and it progressively got more and more difficult.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So I swear to you, I don't remember a second
of that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It was an ongoing bit we did for like eight months.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I don't recall that at all. Really funny.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I was like the Chaboozie before the Chaboozi. Yeah, it
was really good. Anyway, So that's in here. We have
Jenny and Derek having playtime. That's the whole other thing.
Jenny telling the story of her fart bench, and uh,
the audio just for you, Jenny, your third hole in
one in three years, the dcase for you.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, all of that begins now it is the Jenny.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Cast podcast with Ballard.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Jenny bowling team in Baldwin, Missouri was driving to a
big tournament on Saturday night when their car broke down
in the middle of the road. The tournament was about
to start and they didn't have time to wait for
triple A or a tow truck or whatever, so they
did the only logical thing. They flipped on the hazard lights,
left the car in the middle of the road, and
ran to the bowling alley. Sure the cops found the
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car abandoned and eventually tracked down the owner. He told
them about the bowling tournament, but unfortunately that excuse wasn't enough.
His car was towed and he got a citation for
impending the flow of traffic. There's no word on how
the guys did in their tournament, but you've really got
to love bowling.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
You've got to follow that story, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I know I will follow it, obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I have a what can you do though in that situation?
The movie decide, But I thought they couldn't move it though,
that was the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You can put it neutral and move it to the side.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
There's got to be a reason they couldn't do that, laziness.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, they would have done that, and that would have
taken two seconds.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Apparently not because that's what you didn't they do that,
laziness because.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They were trying to reach out to tow truck companies.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
And or I don't even know that they did.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I think they didn't have enough time to It was
about to start, so I guess even at that point.
Speaker 8 (03:24):
The car stopped moving, so they that's that's what you
need to move it to the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, all right, what if you can't move a car,
why can't you like, let's just say.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Like get seized or something that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Just wouldn't move. Can you still get a ticket for that?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
You have to well, no, you won't get a ticket,
but you have to wait there and call a tow
truck or call somebody to move it. You you're responsible
for your car in the middle of the road, so
you need to You.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Can't just you could go and find a tow truck,
though you could leave the car, because you're just assuming
in this day and age, everybody has a phone. And
that's not like my mom doesn't have a phone, for example.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
That's right. I mean, chances are when you.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Get ticketed for going to try and walk, to go
and find a till truck.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
No, even if there's a reasonable explanation. Also, chances are
somebody that's coming up behind you, we'll have a phone,
and the person behind them would have a phone.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Do you ever stop though, when somebody's pulled over?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I think it all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You ever stop? No? No, No, I.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Would if somebody was flagging me down, which is yeah,
I would do in this situation if I didn't have
a phone, I don't even know if I do, act
like you don't see them. It's a one lane road.
If you're driving off the shoulder around them, two actor, so.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You can't see that. Okay, so let's be completely honest.
And I know that's funny scenario. But if it was
like three or four guys, it was like, you know,
one o'clock in the morning, then they were waving me down,
I don't think I would.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Pull you fair enough, I'm not. I'm assuming out of
the four guys none of them have a phone.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
That's yeah exactly, I'm going to think something weird is
going on.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
What I do is then stop by call, I'd call
roll down. You would know I'm not stopping, saying I
would pull up like far enough ahead that they couldn't
call nine, call the police and say that there's a car,
you know whatever, they may need help.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'm not in the middle of nowhere too.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Even if it's a a tiny woman who's standing out there,
you also have to think you she just decoy and
four guys are gonna jump, so you're gonna pull over there?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, I probably am when it's a if if it was.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
They'll always get you.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Probably I am the one who ends up in the trunk.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Like that.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
The uh the three am, like, if it's showing the day,
I'm more likely to sure.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sure, But I mean at three am and stuff, I
feel like.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't even know. At dusk going down at six thirty,
I'm like.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
I don't know, but you you do have the conversation afterwards,
like they're okay, right, yeah, they seem okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
They just keep going.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
The further you get away from them, the better.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I will tell you that if like, for example, if
the car was like flipped in a ditch, yes, I'm
more like then if they're just pulled over, if.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
They just pulled over. Then, yeah, you don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, I don't trust anybody. I don't want to help anybody.
Isn't horrible where the world's gone, I wouldn't help anybody.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yes, it is horrible. Yeah, but I think that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
I don't know that it's necessarily the world. That's more
of a you thing. But will let it go.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
But no, I think it is sad that we question everything.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Like fifteen years ago, I think everybody would have pulled
over for everybody. Yeah, and there was no cell phones
then exactly. Now there's cell phones and we just feel like, oh, you're.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
But I mean what we're talking about is the beginning
of any Criminal Minds episode like this, this stuff happens.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, they've already dug the ditch, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, there's a leap. Yeah, maybe they just want to
fondle you first.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Jenny goes into trunk and then they kill it.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Exactly.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yes, what a great run there and the cell phones
pinging off here and there, But that's not going to help.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Me until laughter.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Let me let me ask you this that with your
dateline and your Criminal mind, all that stuff that you love,
would you rather like die that you're walking down bank
screen a piano falls on you. Sure or wuld you
like to go out with one of these great crime stories?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Oh and I'd rather not suffer piano. Yeah, definitely a
piano absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Yeah, because honestly, that's a great story too. Yeah, you're
walking down the street and you're crushed by a piano
falling out.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The But Jenny's legacy, you'd like to know that. She
was like, I'll unsolve case a cold case.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
You know, I wouldn't want to be a cold case.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
If it was a serial killer, then I was like
the last victim and they found him because of my
smarts and leaving evidence.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh yeah, let's then let's dig into this a few minutes.
You know what's funny.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
When you were talking about being in the trunk, my thought,
and this is really what you would think to do,
And this is honestly what I was thinking. That you'd
be in there thinking, well, I'm done, but hopefully there's
something that I can do that will lead people to
know and that this is what happened. This is I
can imagine you actually purposely cutting yourself to leave your
own blood.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
In the spitting everywhere.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
For sure, I'm cutting myself the trunk, absolutely pulling my
hair out.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, I'll tell you. There was this awful movie that
I saw a little while ago, and I kind of
like these, you know these movies, like it's this Holly
Berry movie called Kidnap.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Okay, Yeah, I saw the trailer for it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I think, yeah, so I know going in it's going
to be awful and stupid and unbelievable. But what I
thought was smart that I think it was her No, no,
somebody was kidnapped. So and she was the nine one
one operator on the phone. Yes, I remember that one
and so somebody was in the trunk. But what they
did is they kicked out the the the not the headlights,
but the the what's the bad, Yeah, kicked it out
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and we're waving, like going up right with the arms
sticking out, waving through that hole. For sure, that was
brilliant because if person driving would never see that, never
catch on to that, So there there would be something
you could do is kick on the back.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Oh, I've kept it's all notes up here. If I
ever get kidnapped, watch out.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
But you're spitting everywhere, spitting.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
And pulling my hair out. I'm cutting myself in my duds.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Everywhere they conversation.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Y know that if it was a serial killer and
I knew, Kay, this is the end of my life.
But if I can do something to save other people
from being murdered, I'm leaving my DNA every Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Also remember a trunks have that to get out of
truck free car.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Totally.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
But if I'm tied up and say I can't do anything,
then definitely I'm biting my the inside of my cheek
and I'm spitting my blood everywhere for sure. Really, Oh,
I've thought it out for sure about don't.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Even inside of your cheek if you can't discratch yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
If you're all tired, I.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Just picked my nose.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
But you can't answer behind your back, now do you do?
You have to bite the inside of your your cheek?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Isn't it disturbing that you've you've thought about all this?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
No, I just bought so much dateline. I'm so into it.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Like, uh, Also, did you never think about that when
you're a kid, if you ever got kidnapped, what you
would do?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
It's also slightly describing it, Like when I thought about it,
I didn't think of it me. I thought if Jenny
was kidnapped, here's what she should do. It's never even
crossed my mind if it were me.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Again, I think it's a girl guy thing. I think
girls think more about those situations. Also, we were kind
of trained to with I mean, like you've probably done
self defense like in school and stuff. Sure, I think, yeah,
those are trained to know what to do, what to do,
because typically, like if you look at you know, the stats,
it's more likely that females are situations.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That you think, like a normal girl, Joe is now
decapitating her own head in the trunk. This guy down.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah. The Hot Tom Podcast with Moller, Rush, Jenny and
Brady find the gang on their socials follow at Maller
Maller at One True Rush, at Hot Last Jenny, and
at Brady Jones Radio.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
We've come up with is a list of pickup lines
that you can use that's helpful when you're away this week.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
This would be good.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You have not seen the list? No, I haven't, but
I know see a lot of people don't realize Jenny's
got game and so need to even give these to her.
Kind of a waste of time, right, but sure, you
know what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Oh, yeah, so you can use the like, well don't you.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
I was going to say, you can just tell her
and then she can say them, but if you give
it a list.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, so she has like a little cup there filled
with them and if you can just read them cold
off yeah, off the paper. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Album Bam Bam in the Ham.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
That's a good one. Yeah. Do you walk up to
a guy like you mean it?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, Like, let's see he's standing there, he's got his
his look and then.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
You're walking up there and you said, Bam bam in
the Ham.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
That's a good one. Yeah, that's going to get us attention.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's code. Let's do this. Yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah, that's very mean.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah for you.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
These are all you Okay, there's another one.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Yeah, batter dipping the corn?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Do what.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Batter dipping the corn? Dot?
Speaker 8 (11:55):
These don't really sound much like pickup lines as in
the windows for sex.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
That's actually what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
It all right, but she's got so what she has
to do is put a question mark on the end.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
That one helps. Okay, Yeah, like suggesting, Hey, maybe maybe
start with are you looking for?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
And then okay, are you looking for batter dipping the
corn dog?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Are you looking for a little try that, try the
next one?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Okay, yeah, this is great.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
This is helpful for.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Attacking the pink fortress again.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, so like what I said, are you into a little?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Are you into a little attacking the pink fortress?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
My god, the pink Fortress?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
All right, let's see what else you got there in
your little cup. It's okay, this is gonna be nice
with your cold.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Very attractive. Are you into well, I don't know what
it says? Bone stormy?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
How about hey, big guy, are you into a little Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Oh god, hey, big guy, are you into a little
bone stormy?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah? That's good. Yeah, all these are gonna work, yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
All right right yeah, hey, hey, big guy, are you
into a little?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Hey, big guy, are you into a little bringing an
El Dente noodle to this spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I think you have to repeat that one because it
was lays Hey, big.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Guy, are you into a little bringing an El Dente
noodle to the spaghetti house?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
This is like a real life Cards against Humanity right now?
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Oh my god, just blindly Yeah, that's great for sure, Strangers,
you're going to come on definitely.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, ready, Hey big.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Guy, Hey, big guy, are you into a little baking
the potato?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
You want to use that tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah, potato the potato, Big guy? To another one.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Sure, okay, Hey big guy, are you into a little
banana and a fruit salad?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh god, yeah, you've referred to it as a fruit salad.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Yes, I don't know, I'm just imagining.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
This is all the same, guy, This is just amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
We'll keep going going.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Sure, yes, there are more.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Hey, big guy, are you into a little burping the
worm and the mole?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
There it is. I'm sorry, I think people may have
missed that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Can you repeat it? Actually, the last part of that.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yeah, Hey, big guy, are you into a little burping
the worm in the mole hole?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah? Yeah, you have a way about you, you really do.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, make sure you blow your nose just before.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
You my mountain of cleenex right now.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Right Boston, here she comes.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Oh, hey, big guy, are you into a little bumping ugly?
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oh my god, my mom used to say that they
were bumping uglies.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That's really crazy.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I just your mom never talked about attacking the pink.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Fortress for their mom watching people upside Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
All right, one more before we take a break. Here,
come on, it's serious now. This guy looks like Ryan Reynolds,
Boston Ryan.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
This could be the guy for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh my god. He has got the six pack, abs,
beautiful blue eyes, got a great job.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Are you going to land this guy?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, golf man seventies h yeah, Okay, so there you go.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
You say, hey, big guy, Hey, big guy, are you
into a little bulging the back of the old onion bag?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Sorry, that'll get him.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Sure, bulging the back of the old onion bad.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
The podcast with Moller Rush Jenny, I'm Brady.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
You really want to get your heart pumping, don't eat
tie pods. You don't even have to ride motocross or
cliff jump or rob a few banks.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
A new study out of.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
England found that going on a blind date gets your
heart rate up to about one hundred and six beats
per minute, which is right around where.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You be if you went skydiving.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Okay, the researchers say, quote it's no surprise to see
a heart rate spike before thrilling experiences in extreme sports. However,
it is a surprise to see dating among those top thrills.
Perhaps going on a blind date is braver than we
initially thought.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So here's my question. I haven't been on one. I
don't think I've ever been on a blind I don't
think I've been on a blind date. Is there any
more or less anticipation really, though, than just going out
on a first date?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I think so much.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
You have no idea what that person looks like in
the thought of having and you're just immediately not attracted
to them, like there's no physical chemistry and you have
to sit there for two hours and have dinner.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
But but if there is a physical chemistry that you
saw in a picture and then you meet them and
there's absolutely no other chemistry, like.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
With monkey arms, you really need to qualify that, Yes,
we worked with you for years and know what that means.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Like not all the listeners know what the hell you're
talking about?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Okay, so this is still makes me.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
It was like the one time I did online dating
in the back of my early twenties and I was
living in Fort Francis at the time and met this
guy who lived in Toronto, and I was going back
home often, so i'd stop in Toronto. So I had
like a five or six hour layover something crazy, and
we had been chatting and he had all these headshots.
He looks super cute, and I was like, this guy, Yeah,
this guy's hot, Like that's great. So he picks me
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up from the Toronto airport and we were just gonna
go have a drink for you know, an hour or
two and he gets out of them.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
He gets out of the car.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
And he's holding a rose and it's practically dragging on
the Practice's.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Arms are so long.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
What was wrong with his head?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
His head was way too big for his body.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
And then he was really skinny with monkey arms like
he was just I wish you could see the way
it was just not how I pictured him.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
In no offence to anybody has long arms. I mean
that's fine.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Oh did he looks like yes, God.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Just like, oh he's a little long.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
These were so long.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
So like the people in Kansas that report that they
were visited by aliens and then sketched the alien, he looked.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Like that, absolutely, yes, holding a rose.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So that going back to my point, Yeah, you saw
what he looked like.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yes, it didn't didn't matter, and you know it would
had a great conversation, But yeah, ghosting hadn't been, but
I did.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, I think I did, now now that I think.
But I did go on a blind date and the
girl described to me on the phone that she looked
like Drew Barrymore, And a lot of girls say they
look like Drew Barrymore for some reason. I don't know
if it was like a generational thing.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Rymore has good days and bad days.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
That's it, I argue, more bad. And when I saw her,
it was like it was a bad day. Well, it
was like Drew Barrymore fell downstairs. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
The worst part is of you if.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
You look if you look down on the hut, Yeah,
I can sort of see it, but that's still misleading.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, yeah, so instantly is I know Russia's experiences too.
As soon as you hear Drew Barrymore, you go no, no,
this is not no, no, that's not like who would
you say if you're describing yourself to a guy who
you're going to meet and he didn't know what you
look like, what would be your go to? And you
can't say Penny Gadget from inspected to.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Look like Penny Gadget.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
You look like a little Yeah, they look.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Up Penny Gadget.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
But I would. I would, I would go on the
date Penny gadgetget you there could be repercussions.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, I'm on a dateline episode. Especially well, did you well?
She said, she looked like Penny.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Gadget cuffs are really tight, Sir, I.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Don't even know who I would say, I looked like
really that would have been my go to as sad
as that is, like, you couldn't have though.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Like you not, because these are grown men.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
You're dealing with, say Penny Gadget twenty years later, that's
better outfit exactly which I did.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
And pigtails right, show up like that, watch yes to, watch.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yea, and have your uncle standing beside.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You with smaller brush Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
According to a new survey, less than one out of
ten people have their childhood dream job, but about sixty
percent of us are still clinging to at least a
little hope that it could happen one day. Here are
the ten most common dream jobs we have as kids
that we're not doing now as adults. Okay, A pro athlete,
musician or singer, teacher, veterinarian, writer, pilot, actor, dancer, doctor,
(21:41):
and police officer.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And this goes to show you that the kids are
very their scope is so small as to what jobs there.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Right, Yeah, which is really cute. Rory wants to be
a veterinarian thing. He wants to be take care of animals,
but just dogs.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
He said, he's got a branch a little bit.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Yep, it's a small market, buddy, you're gonna be but
I will. And I think we've talked about this maybe
once or twice. But I wanted to be a singing
psychologist when I was.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
A kid, so I thought it was a dancing psychology.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Sorry, dancing psychologist, not singing, but I would dance dancing,
I mean it was sort of I would just perform.
So they would come into my office and it sounds
like the creepiest thing in the world now, but.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
They would tell you their problems and then you'd sing no.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
So I would welcome them with a song and dance
and then we would sit down. So get them in
a good mood, get them in a good place, relax them,
which would probably just make them really uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yes, what was the song that you wanted?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
I probably would have played like something by Whitney Houston, right,
Kerry dance dance, yes exactly, yeah, maybe, yeah, exactly yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
So your therapy is get them in a good mood.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Right, and then we'll talk.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, So let's say that Whitney Houston's playing. How will
I know? And I'm entering in. Now you're dancing as
soon as I walked through.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
No no, no, no, I'd wait, so you'd walk in
as so nice and then.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Have a seat and I'm just gonna do a little bit.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
And do I take up money at this? Am I
making it rain or no?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
No, no, you just sit and enjoy. You sit back
and enjoy, and I would probably do a full song.
So it's really only like three and a half minutes.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Once again, so half the audience last. So you're dancing,
but are you singing to right now?
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I'm kind of singing more lip singing, but like I would, I.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Would know the words and then sometimes get into it
a little bit, depending on how into the day you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Have to be more about you than it is.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
It was about what I wanted to do when I
was li and I love to dance, and I wanted
to help people.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
These two birds wants.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So the song ends, and then and then I end
it with.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Like arm in the air, this is my thing, you know,
I'm done, And i'd say and and thanks for coming
in today now.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
And then you to for like forty five minutes, right, well.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
More like fifty three, you know, fifty all right?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
And now do you wrap like you look at the clock? Yeah,
do you go? Okay, we have five minutes left in
the session. So now I'm going to dance you out or.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
That's a really good idea.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Actually i'd probably pick a different song, but I mean this,
who knows what mood I was in, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I want to dance with somebody maybe the other that's
would be a theme.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
For a while, or would have been, and then.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I would have maybe moved on to rock set for
a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
I was a big rock sett fan as a kid
as well.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Ro set don't look?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Oh got the look?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
No there?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
What was the other one? There's uh rock set?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Joy ride jam. That's nice to send people off. You've
been on a.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Joy ride exactly?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
You later come back soon even if I was leaving suicidal,
here's joy.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Right, but how how could you could you not smile?
You know? Here?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
It is and do you encourage the patient to dance
with you on their way out or is that or
did they.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Just sit only on the way out?
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Yeah, they could, they could join in on the way
out at the full presentation.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
No, halfway through, I'd say.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Come on, yeah, you know, join in.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
And finally, what was your what was your inspiration for
this job? Seeing that it just doesn't exist right right?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Well, I was going to invent it and it was
going to sweep the you knows psychology.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Nation, you know?
Speaker 8 (25:24):
And now, like, how old were you when you realized wow,
that's a bad idea.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Probably eleven or twelve, Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Later than we would have guessed possible.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Ken, I was convinced this is what people wanted, my
performance and my advice.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I would have loved for you to get kicked out
of medical school and b Rock set to sue you
into the next dimension.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
My Dreams Crush.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
The podcast with Maller, Rush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
All Right, so there's been a song that has been
charting for at least two months now. Oh yeah, good song,
Dua Lipa. She exploded with New Rules. Got a current
song with Calvin Harris one Kiss. But this one really
this was the big one. This is the buzzy one
right now. And it's called I d A g F
(26:17):
g GG. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Well, dyslexic there,
I don't give I don't give a sleep, right, And
I think there are versions where she actually says it. Yes,
you know, we gotta clean it up. It's the radio.
We gotta be good. So every time it plays, I
(26:38):
come on and I say, Ottawa's number one hit music station,
the new hot eighty nine to nine. That's dua lipa
and I don't give a and Jenny, Yeah, fills in
the blank, drops the ball, drops the ball. Some would say,
I say, fill in the blank, drops the ball. So
we've put together a claw of the last month or so.
(27:00):
All good of you filling in that blank or dropping
the ball. Yes, would you like to hear the montage together?
But yeah, you do you remember half the things you said?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
No, I'm sure you don't.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Okay, I think I used I don't give a frenzy
a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Maybe that will be in the montage. Maybe, all right,
all right, so Brady, anytime you're ready, All right, here
we go, guys.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's a morning hot tub exclusive.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
This is Jenny.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Struggling mightily to think of a word that begins with
an F on the Morning Hot Tub on the New
Hot eighty nine to nine.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Quick Jenny, I don't give a ah.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
I don't give what ferret. I don't give a ferret.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
That rushes, Oh, Jenny, I don't give a fact. I
don't give a fact. And I don't give up four.
I think you've already done that very I don't give
a better man. I don't give up a.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Ready.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I don't give up lake.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Or.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
I don't give a oh boy.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I don't give up Fryan Pan.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I feel like you've already had.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
I need to start googling efforts. I don't give up phonogram.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
If it does it starts with a P.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I don't give up Frankfurter.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
You've already done that.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
No, I don't give up damn farm. I don't give
a farm.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I don't give a.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Probably twice Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
I don't give up fancy pant, Fancy do Alipa.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I don't give up, oh bro do Alipa.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
I don't give up Frankfurter.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Done that again.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't give up France.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Never done France. What you're going to do.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Jenny, I don't give up man, oh.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
God, I don't give a flock a freight train.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And Jenny, I don't give a.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Oh fortune, I don't know I have. I don't give
a frenzy.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
All right, it sounds very good, but I don't give.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
A foot loose.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Wow, I'm on fire today.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
We'll all right.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I don't give up footage, A footage.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
It's enough for it, all right, footage running out.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You're right, I don't give up.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
That was knowing words that begin with a letter F
on the Morning Hot Tub on the New Hot eighty
nine to nine.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
There you go, yeah for making me relive that.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
My favorite part is how Rush is just getting more
and more upset as a video.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
But like shocked, every day she stop coming up with it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
The Hot Tub Podcast with Lawler, Rush, Jenny, and Brady.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
A New York engineer has built her own cell phone
with an old style rotary dial nice. She hates texting
and she hates complicated cell phones cart phones. So her
name is Justine Hate and she spent three years developing
the old school device that it can fit in her pocket,
get better reception and maintain battery life.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
For up to thirty hours.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
She built it by we're seeing an old dial phone
in some cell phone parts and used a three D
printer to create the case. When the astronomy instrumentation engineer
wrote about her achievement on her blog, the website crashed
from the sheer number of visitors checking out her bright,
turquoise modern retro gadget. It seems that she's not the
only one who's interested tech throwback. I guess she's now
(31:19):
in this tech throwback. She's now offering DIY build it
kits to the public.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Explain it to me again. Then, so it's a cell phone.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
But it's an old rotary dial so the wheel that
you do it fits in her pocket?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
And did she have a receiver for it or she
just holds it up?
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Then I think it works the same as a self
as far as speaking and hearing, but there you can't text.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
But when she puts it up against her face, so
there's a big.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Yeah, it's probably not as thick as the old school.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
It's really ugly. Yeah, it kind of looks like a
like a computer modem, okay, but with like a rotary
thing on top. Like I don't know how that fits
in her pocket. She's wearing sweatpants all day.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Okay, what does that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Mean because big pockets?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Oh I've been she was just lazy in life then
Jesus like.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
It's not and I don't know that could fit in
a pocket.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Whatever happened to the wonderful gift I gave you, Jenny?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Oh, the phone that plugs into your cell phone?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
You had a receiver with the cord.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
He stops.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (32:22):
I believe it was a casualty of playtime. Oh no,
between me and Derek.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Wow, operator operator obviously.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Now I'm going to be the operator.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Nine one one. What's your emergency?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Oh god, no, I think it was the kids playing
around with it in the basement and it probably broke.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I think that's it happened years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Wait a say we can't get off that. So when
you said played, obviously not with there, but you guys
have playtime, No, not with.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Old rotary phones.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It's here, kink man, Jenny Ever, you can't answer this
as Jenny Ever referred to it as playtime.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Absolutely yeah, he thinks absolutely, Brady, I'm going to say,
no playtime.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
That's so weird. You don't think Jenny's ever leaned over
and said, you want to have a little playtime, playtime?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, absolutely, yes. Oh I'm going to say no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
It creeps me out a little bit.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
And the thing is she's laughing because yes, all right, Jenny, Okay, No.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
If I want to be honest on this show, yes, yes,
I can't say I haven't, right, I know I don't
know that, but I can't say that I haven't.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
I'm more like I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
I can imagine you're saying a little playtime tonight to possible.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
I think i'd be more inclined to say sexy time
in sort of a jokey way.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Have you ever said playtime sexy in a serious way? No?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
No, it's usually if we know it's going to happen,
I'll make like a joke.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
To keep it from happening.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
You never like it's never within like the hour or anything.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
It's just like, if we know what's going to happen
at some point.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Make you're within we can so what happens if it's
coming up within the hour.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. No, No, I wouldn't
try and kill the mood with those.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
That would do.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
So.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Sexy time more likely than playtime.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Yes, yeah, totally rush.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Would you ever use sexy time or playtime?
Speaker 10 (34:31):
But boom boom boom boom time for sure, but only
within an hour rubbing nasty. Never say that, Just bump
some uglies, Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
So would you just say, hey, let's uh, let's have
sex tonight? Probably yeah, likely to do that, yet just
say that.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
I think I don't think i'd put in a weird voices.
I don't think i'd do that.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Oh boy, I'll just go with.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Boom boom, Yeah, boom boom time so much. I don't
think anybody's ever said boom boom.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
People say boom boom ever you know somebody?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
No, but it's a thing for a reason.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
No, it's not boom.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
The first time I've ever heard anybody say boom boom
time was you about a minute ago.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I've never heard of boom brady boom boom.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
It's barely on the internet.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I don't know either, but nobody, No, I just.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Know I've heard it.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
And I thought I was trying to think of like
horrible ways other than my little.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
That you would introduce it or talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I wanted to hint towards something and a little one
was around the area. Would you what would you say?
Would you say? Boom boom?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Time?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
It sounds like she would love to.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Why why?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Why she's playing an invisible piano? What she's doing like love.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Though you're like a ninety three year old woman.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Boom boom.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
I would never say boom boom.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
But you did?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
You did?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's a joke.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
I would never Actually.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Again, I've never heard it.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Maller's never heard.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
He has never heard it.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
No, I don't know where I heard it. I don't.
But now I'm going to start us.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
You make it.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
With Maller, brush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Guys. I know you hate talking about this stuff, but
this is a survey that I just have to share.
This new survey finally, finally ask people one of the
world's most important questions. After you create a quote under
water sculpture and your toilet, who do you brag to
about it?
Speaker 6 (37:04):
So here are the.
Speaker 7 (37:04):
Answers from the people who say they like to talk
about poop, which is about half of people.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
By the way, half fifty.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Six percent tell their family members, twenty two percent tell
their friends, and twenty two percent are most likely to
call their doctor because their.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
Words, something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
The survey also found sixty percent of people say the
pandemic has not affected their pooping schedule, twenty eight percent
say it's actually improved their schedule, and twelve percent say
it's made things worse.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Oh, no'll stress, I'll do that to you.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Do people brag?
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Did they?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (37:40):
People brag. I grew up in a house with boys, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
And like putn't Yeah, but like maybe it's just our family.
We were like super open about it. But it was
announced every time, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
What was announced? I just did something.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I just yeah, whether it was a good one or not,
there was a big one.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Did you announce it? No?
Speaker 6 (37:58):
I would laugh though I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Yeah, I can't imagine growing up in that great There
were competitions, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
We had a wooden bench in the front front of oarehouse.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Jed get alold of this one rip his pants down
and bear butt fir on the bench.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
And then there was a competition between the brothers who.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Could get the loudest one, because you know, bear butt
on a wooden bench much louder.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I wouldn't have known that that's.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
How to react to that.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Very open about all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
And so when they would announce this after that, please
tell me, please, Oh why am I asking?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
I don't know what you're doing? Is I just checked
right out?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Are you did they invite you into to view?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
There was no viewing.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Although if if you know, if say I was like, oh,
you know what, that's a lie, He's probably like, I
left it in there, Yeah, he has I left it
in there so you can see it.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
And I never went maybe once. If it's that impressive,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
How did your parents not say, guys enough?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
They probably laughed along. You know what's in It's innocent,
it's it's you know, mindless comedy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Should you ever do this.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
At your of course not no, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Nothing even was.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Your dad part of this? Never show off?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Of course not no, that's that's not a house to
grow up.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
What is that Brady? On the list? It says friends
and I figure with you and your buddies. Yeah, some
shenanigans there.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Perhaps I do have a friend who has I, B,
S and H. For him, it's a daily struggle and
and and just so he you know the plight of
the I b S guy.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Hang on.
Speaker 8 (39:49):
Interesting Now, of course you never make fun of him
because of this, right.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
We don't make fun of him necessarily, but it's it's
definitely a thing like he can't have he can't go
on a hike, you know, he has.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
To be with you. Don't make fun of him.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
I mean, but he makes fun of himself.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
We're in on the joke.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah, yeah, we don't believe over his ib.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
You guys have never done this thing that the Jenny
household did where I have.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Never witnessed a friend of mine rip off their pants
and fart on.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
That's what you're.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Asking, now, what's a family thing? It was a lot
of fun growing up. We had a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Doesn't sound like.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
I looked forward.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
To the times that the bench was in close proximity
when that had to happen.
Speaker 6 (40:36):
Just how much louder.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Everywhere? I have another question, what are you doing? Where's
the bench?
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Now?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Great question?
Speaker 6 (40:51):
You know what, that's a very good question. Believe it
was free gifted?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (40:58):
Yeah, garage sale. So like a random doesn't know they
own the fart bench?
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah that's terrible.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, it should have been burned.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
No, I think we repainted it.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
A couple of times.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
My god, I missed.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
The bench.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
With Moller Rush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Let's just close our eyes for second. Yeah, okay, all right, now,
where are you your song?
Speaker 5 (41:30):
No, I'm in the studio with you.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Okay, there we go, Oh fresh air.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
And look over there?
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Oh do I do?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I see Jenny on the green? I am Jenny.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
What hole are you on?
Speaker 6 (41:50):
I'm on the third hole? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Yeah, why are you standing on the green? I don't
see a ball?
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Oh let me tell you, guys, because the ball is
in the hole one, number three.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Number three. You're five, right, isn't that great?
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Of course you normally play at that my home course.
This is your third hole in one there, hole.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
In one there, and so I've now aced every part
three on the front nine.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
There you go. Wow, so there's three part threes on
the front.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Yes, get worse. The game goes on because it's clearly
the back nine not your game.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
No, don't. I will say it sucks because you want
to keep your scorecard when you get a hole in one,
but you're so high like after it happens, my game
goes to absolutely crap, So which sucks, But oh my god,
it never gets old.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
That's not going to win your tournaments. Ny No, no, no,
it's consistency. I mean a hole in one is great,
but really I'll be more impressed when you can play consistent.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
When or how many part threes in the back? Nine?
Speaker 6 (42:54):
There are two part three on the back.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Okay, so five total on the course, five on the
question and you want three for five?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:00):
Right, two more to go, two more to go.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
What has to happen?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
I think, Jenny, is you need you need to start.
You need to start your next round to ten.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
You need to play ten and then you can fall
like you do. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
It was just so awesome, guys.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
What was amazing about this is I actually got to
see it go in, because sometimes depending on the elevation
or whenever, you can't really I actually watched it roll in.
It landed like three feet from the hole and just
rolled right in. And I was playing with my uncle
ste When my arms went up, I'm like, oh my god,
it went in, went in. And then I'm like, did
it though? And then you start questioning yourself. He's like,
it's in the hole.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
And did you run up to the ball? How did you?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Yeah, we took the car.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
I couldn't breathe like, I was like so out of bread,
so excited, ran up to the hole, grabbed the ball.
Speaker 6 (43:44):
He was recording the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
It was awesome.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Yeah, it was just so great.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
But you have yet to get one on film, right right? Yeah,
And that's the heartbreaker because you don't want to be
such a jerk every time everybody filmed.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Me where I get the ball in the hole in
one shot?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
So if you could film me every three yeah, I'm
bound to do this. So I'm going to take out
your phone?
Speaker 10 (44:11):
Are you from over there?
Speaker 5 (44:15):
Three times?
Speaker 6 (44:17):
But I'm catching Derek? He has five?
Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yeah, he has five now, granted he's a professional golfers,
still almost right, Yeah, he's scared now.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
Yeah he thought it was the first one he thought
was great. The second he was proud of you. Now
he's like, oh.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
God, No, he doesn't golf usually that much because he
works exactly Now, do you think he's going to start
golfing more? His number?
Speaker 7 (44:41):
You know what's so funny is all of a sudden
this year, you think you marry a golf pro, they're
going to want to golf with you all the time.
But he spends so much time on the course with
the game that on his.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Days, there's a fly that he gets.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
He when he's home, he just wants to be home.
But this year he's like, I just want to get
out and play some golf. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Now have his five how many of them have been
on this course?
Speaker 6 (45:06):
None?
Speaker 4 (45:07):
None, of course.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah, so he's never done it on that course. That's impressively.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know the course.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
The course.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:13):
Yeah, they're having to budget to like put all of
my balls scorecards into like frames for me.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
They're like, hey, we're gonna have to start budgeting for this.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Is that one every year for the last three summers.
Speaker 6 (45:23):
Yeah, three years in a row.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
I want out of people at that course.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
I wonder who else has three holes in one or
hole in one. It's a good question to you should
find out, like you could be leading the course.
Speaker 6 (45:35):
You could be I'm going to have to ask.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
This is a hard question for you to And you're
you're a spectacular golfer, and we've all gone out golfing,
and I have to say, Rush Brady, I were so
beyond embarrassing. Yes, that time last summer we went out.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
It was good, not good, awful, miserable.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, And rush is half decent something. He was terrible.
I was just brutal.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
I think they put in a pool on one of my.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
So bad. So how much do you think, in your
honest opinion, how much of it is skill what you do,
and how much of it is luck? Oh?
Speaker 7 (46:08):
I think a hole in one often is luck.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
But you're skilled to get right in.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
That, right, yea, But I took into account the wind,
all of those things. For sure, you have to think
about your shot. But and it was a nice hole
in one, you know, it wasn't like it it bounced
off the edge of the.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Dres skilled and luck. To be honest with.
Speaker 8 (46:26):
You, I mean, yeah, you get it, getting it in
the right direction, getting if you can get it within
six feet of the hole, that's skill. Inside the six
feet that's more of a luck thing. But you can't
have the luck without the skills.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
For sure. There's a lot of really good golfers who
go an entire lifetime.
Speaker 6 (46:43):
People are so made.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
I mean people are probably saying, yeah, but they haven't
been on film. Maybe she's lying.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
Right, no, But there's always been somebody with me, which
I'm lucky because really because the third one.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Holding a golf.
Speaker 7 (47:00):
And I called Derek immediately after it happened, and we
had just got off the phone talking about something else.
I called him back and I'm like, I just got
a holy one on number three and he's just like, no,
you didn't, like, didn't believe me at all.
Speaker 6 (47:11):
And I was like, well, I have a witness.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Thank god.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
It was just awesome. I'm still on a high because.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
You can do his job soon. I yeah, and we
can have Derek on this show.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Yeah when.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
Not that anyway, To be clear, we're talking about mini pot.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Very good. Congratulations so much like what.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
You just heard.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Tell a friend friend They can listen to The Hot
Tough Podcast with Mauler, Rush, Jenny, and Brady Wherever podcasts
are found.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Follow the gang on socials for more fun at Maller
Maller at One True Rush, at Hot Flash Jenny, and
at Brady Jones Radio.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
The Hot Tough Podcast a part of the Sting Ray
podcast Network
Four people in a room talking about everything or talking
about really nothing at all. You decide, welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is the Hot Top podcast with Mauler, Rush, Jenny
and pretty.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well because the people who listened to this wonderful podcast
demanded it. They wanted us to have specific episodes about
each of us. Yes, and we've come to the point
where now it's going to be the Jenny Cast.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, Jenny cass And let me tell you, there was
a lot to work with here. There was a lot
of Jenny.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
I'm sure there was.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yes, I think it would have been great for forty
five minutes just dead silence.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, that's literally Jenny's worst night, dead sounds. So we're
gonna start with twenty eighteen. Jenny told us what she
would do if she was kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I don't remember this.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's very interesting. Also, twenty eighteen would have been pre
Derek okay. And we gave you pickup lines one day
and you delivered these like really great pick of us.
We were trying to help you out a little bit,
and I guess they worked because now look at you,
you're you're a married woman. We also talk about how
one time we went on a blind date and this
person had really long arms.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Does want to live.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
You're just going to doesn't live here?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, it's okay, podcast lives forever anywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Jenny.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Also, you told us about your childhood dream job. This
is the Dancing Psychiatrist. But I think this is the
first time that you ever told us about this, which
is really fun. Do you remember the dua lipa I
d G a F song where every time we played
on the station, we would have you say I don't
give a and then you have to say something starts
with an F, and it progressively got more and more difficult.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So I swear to you, I don't remember a second
of that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It was an ongoing bit we did for like eight months.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I don't recall that at all. Really funny.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I was like the Chaboozie before the Chaboozi. Yeah, it
was really good. Anyway, So that's in here. We have
Jenny and Derek having playtime. That's the whole other thing.
Jenny telling the story of her fart bench, and uh,
the audio just for you, Jenny, your third hole in
one in three years, the dcase for you.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, all of that begins now it is the Jenny.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Cast podcast with Ballard.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Jenny bowling team in Baldwin, Missouri was driving to a
big tournament on Saturday night when their car broke down
in the middle of the road. The tournament was about
to start and they didn't have time to wait for
triple A or a tow truck or whatever, so they
did the only logical thing. They flipped on the hazard lights,
left the car in the middle of the road, and
ran to the bowling alley. Sure the cops found the
(02:38):
car abandoned and eventually tracked down the owner. He told
them about the bowling tournament, but unfortunately that excuse wasn't enough.
His car was towed and he got a citation for
impending the flow of traffic. There's no word on how
the guys did in their tournament, but you've really got
to love bowling.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
You've got to follow that story, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I know I will follow it, obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I have a what can you do though in that situation?
The movie decide, But I thought they couldn't move it though,
that was the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You can put it neutral and move it to the side.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
There's got to be a reason they couldn't do that, laziness.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, they would have done that, and that would have
taken two seconds.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Apparently not because that's what you didn't they do that,
laziness because.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
They were trying to reach out to tow truck companies.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
And or I don't even know that they did.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I think they didn't have enough time to It was
about to start, so I guess even at that point.
Speaker 8 (03:24):
The car stopped moving, so they that's that's what you
need to move it to the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, all right, what if you can't move a car,
why can't you like, let's just say.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Like get seized or something that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Just wouldn't move. Can you still get a ticket for that?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
You have to well, no, you won't get a ticket,
but you have to wait there and call a tow
truck or call somebody to move it. You you're responsible
for your car in the middle of the road, so
you need to You.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Can't just you could go and find a tow truck,
though you could leave the car, because you're just assuming
in this day and age, everybody has a phone. And
that's not like my mom doesn't have a phone, for example.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
That's right. I mean, chances are when you.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Get ticketed for going to try and walk, to go
and find a till truck.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
No, even if there's a reasonable explanation. Also, chances are
somebody that's coming up behind you, we'll have a phone,
and the person behind them would have a phone.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Do you ever stop though, when somebody's pulled over?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I think it all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You ever stop? No? No, No, I.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Would if somebody was flagging me down, which is yeah,
I would do in this situation if I didn't have
a phone, I don't even know if I do, act
like you don't see them. It's a one lane road.
If you're driving off the shoulder around them, two actor, so.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You can't see that. Okay, so let's be completely honest.
And I know that's funny scenario. But if it was
like three or four guys, it was like, you know,
one o'clock in the morning, then they were waving me down,
I don't think I would.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Pull you fair enough, I'm not. I'm assuming out of
the four guys none of them have a phone.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
That's yeah exactly, I'm going to think something weird is
going on.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
What I do is then stop by call, I'd call
roll down. You would know I'm not stopping, saying I
would pull up like far enough ahead that they couldn't
call nine, call the police and say that there's a car,
you know whatever, they may need help.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'm not in the middle of nowhere too.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Even if it's a a tiny woman who's standing out there,
you also have to think you she just decoy and
four guys are gonna jump, so you're gonna pull over there?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, I probably am when it's a if if it was.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
They'll always get you.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Probably I am the one who ends up in the trunk.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Like that.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
The uh the three am, like, if it's showing the day,
I'm more likely to sure.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Sure, But I mean at three am and stuff, I
feel like.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't even know. At dusk going down at six thirty,
I'm like.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
I don't know, but you you do have the conversation afterwards,
like they're okay, right, yeah, they seem okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
They just keep going.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
The further you get away from them, the better.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I will tell you that if like, for example, if
the car was like flipped in a ditch, yes, I'm
more like then if they're just pulled over, if.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
They just pulled over. Then, yeah, you don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
No, I don't trust anybody. I don't want to help anybody.
Isn't horrible where the world's gone, I wouldn't help anybody.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yes, it is horrible. Yeah, but I think that's the thing.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
I don't know that it's necessarily the world. That's more
of a you thing. But will let it go.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
But no, I think it is sad that we question everything.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Like fifteen years ago, I think everybody would have pulled
over for everybody. Yeah, and there was no cell phones
then exactly. Now there's cell phones and we just feel like, oh, you're.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
But I mean what we're talking about is the beginning
of any Criminal Minds episode like this, this stuff happens.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, they've already dug the ditch, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, there's a leap. Yeah, maybe they just want to
fondle you first.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Jenny goes into trunk and then they kill it.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Exactly.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yes, what a great run there and the cell phones
pinging off here and there, But that's not going to help.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Me until laughter.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Let me let me ask you this that with your
dateline and your Criminal mind, all that stuff that you love,
would you rather like die that you're walking down bank
screen a piano falls on you. Sure or wuld you
like to go out with one of these great crime stories?
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Oh and I'd rather not suffer piano. Yeah, definitely a
piano absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Yeah, because honestly, that's a great story too. Yeah, you're
walking down the street and you're crushed by a piano
falling out.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The But Jenny's legacy, you'd like to know that. She
was like, I'll unsolve case a cold case.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
You know, I wouldn't want to be a cold case.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
If it was a serial killer, then I was like
the last victim and they found him because of my
smarts and leaving evidence.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh yeah, let's then let's dig into this a few minutes.
You know what's funny.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
When you were talking about being in the trunk, my thought,
and this is really what you would think to do,
And this is honestly what I was thinking. That you'd
be in there thinking, well, I'm done, but hopefully there's
something that I can do that will lead people to
know and that this is what happened. This is I
can imagine you actually purposely cutting yourself to leave your
own blood.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
In the spitting everywhere.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
For sure, I'm cutting myself the trunk, absolutely pulling my
hair out.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, I'll tell you. There was this awful movie that
I saw a little while ago, and I kind of
like these, you know these movies, like it's this Holly
Berry movie called Kidnap.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Okay, Yeah, I saw the trailer for it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I think, yeah, so I know going in it's going
to be awful and stupid and unbelievable. But what I
thought was smart that I think it was her No, no,
somebody was kidnapped. So and she was the nine one
one operator on the phone. Yes, I remember that one
and so somebody was in the trunk. But what they
did is they kicked out the the the not the headlights,
but the the what's the bad, Yeah, kicked it out
(08:40):
and we're waving, like going up right with the arms
sticking out, waving through that hole. For sure, that was
brilliant because if person driving would never see that, never
catch on to that, So there there would be something
you could do is kick on the back.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Oh, I've kept it's all notes up here. If I
ever get kidnapped, watch out.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
But you're spitting everywhere, spitting.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
And pulling my hair out. I'm cutting myself in my duds.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Everywhere they conversation.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Y know that if it was a serial killer and
I knew, Kay, this is the end of my life.
But if I can do something to save other people
from being murdered, I'm leaving my DNA every Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Also remember a trunks have that to get out of
truck free car.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Totally.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
But if I'm tied up and say I can't do anything,
then definitely I'm biting my the inside of my cheek
and I'm spitting my blood everywhere for sure. Really, Oh,
I've thought it out for sure about don't.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Even inside of your cheek if you can't discratch yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
If you're all tired, I.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Just picked my nose.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
But you can't answer behind your back, now do you do?
You have to bite the inside of your your cheek?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Isn't it disturbing that you've you've thought about all this?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
No, I just bought so much dateline. I'm so into it.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Like, uh, Also, did you never think about that when
you're a kid, if you ever got kidnapped, what you
would do?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
It's also slightly describing it, Like when I thought about it,
I didn't think of it me. I thought if Jenny
was kidnapped, here's what she should do. It's never even
crossed my mind if it were me.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Again, I think it's a girl guy thing. I think
girls think more about those situations. Also, we were kind
of trained to with I mean, like you've probably done
self defense like in school and stuff. Sure, I think, yeah,
those are trained to know what to do, what to do,
because typically, like if you look at you know, the stats,
it's more likely that females are situations.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That you think, like a normal girl, Joe is now
decapitating her own head in the trunk. This guy down.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah. The Hot Tom Podcast with Moller, Rush, Jenny and
Brady find the gang on their socials follow at Maller
Maller at One True Rush, at Hot Last Jenny, and
at Brady Jones Radio.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
We've come up with is a list of pickup lines
that you can use that's helpful when you're away this week.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
This would be good.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You have not seen the list? No, I haven't, but
I know see a lot of people don't realize Jenny's
got game and so need to even give these to her.
Kind of a waste of time, right, but sure, you
know what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Oh, yeah, so you can use the like, well don't you.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
I was going to say, you can just tell her
and then she can say them, but if you give
it a list.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, so she has like a little cup there filled
with them and if you can just read them cold
off yeah, off the paper. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Album Bam Bam in the Ham.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
That's a good one. Yeah. Do you walk up to
a guy like you mean it?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah, Like, let's see he's standing there, he's got his
his look and then.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
You're walking up there and you said, Bam bam in
the Ham.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
That's a good one. Yeah, that's going to get us attention.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's code. Let's do this. Yeah, let's do this.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Yeah, that's very mean.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah for you.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
These are all you Okay, there's another one.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Yeah, batter dipping the corn?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Do what.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Batter dipping the corn? Dot?
Speaker 8 (11:55):
These don't really sound much like pickup lines as in
the windows for sex.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
That's actually what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
It all right, but she's got so what she has
to do is put a question mark on the end.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
That one helps. Okay, Yeah, like suggesting, Hey, maybe maybe
start with are you looking for?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
And then okay, are you looking for batter dipping the
corn dog?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Are you looking for a little try that, try the
next one?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Okay, yeah, this is great.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
This is helpful for.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Attacking the pink fortress again.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, so like what I said, are you into a little?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Are you into a little attacking the pink fortress?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:47):
My god, the pink Fortress?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
All right, let's see what else you got there in
your little cup. It's okay, this is gonna be nice
with your cold.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Very attractive. Are you into well, I don't know what
it says? Bone stormy?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
How about hey, big guy, are you into a little Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Oh god, hey, big guy, are you into a little
bone stormy?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah? That's good. Yeah, all these are gonna work, yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
All right right yeah, hey, hey, big guy, are you
into a little?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Hey, big guy, are you into a little bringing an
El Dente noodle to this spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I think you have to repeat that one because it
was lays Hey, big.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Guy, are you into a little bringing an El Dente
noodle to the spaghetti house?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
This is like a real life Cards against Humanity right now?
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Oh my god, just blindly Yeah, that's great for sure, Strangers,
you're going to come on definitely.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Okay, ready, Hey big.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Guy, Hey, big guy, are you into a little baking
the potato?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
You want to use that tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah, potato the potato, Big guy? To another one.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Sure, okay, Hey big guy, are you into a little
banana and a fruit salad?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh god, yeah, you've referred to it as a fruit salad.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Yes, I don't know, I'm just imagining.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
This is all the same, guy, This is just amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
We'll keep going going.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Sure, yes, there are more.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Hey, big guy, are you into a little burping the
worm and the mole?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
There it is. I'm sorry, I think people may have
missed that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Can you repeat it? Actually, the last part of that.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yeah, Hey, big guy, are you into a little burping
the worm in the mole hole?
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah? Yeah, you have a way about you, you really do.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, make sure you blow your nose just before.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
You my mountain of cleenex right now.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Right Boston, here she comes.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Oh, hey, big guy, are you into a little bumping ugly?
Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oh my god, my mom used to say that they
were bumping uglies.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That's really crazy.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I just your mom never talked about attacking the pink.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Fortress for their mom watching people upside Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
All right, one more before we take a break. Here,
come on, it's serious now. This guy looks like Ryan Reynolds,
Boston Ryan.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
This could be the guy for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh my god. He has got the six pack, abs,
beautiful blue eyes, got a great job.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Are you going to land this guy?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, golf man seventies h yeah, Okay, so there you go.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
You say, hey, big guy, Hey, big guy, are you
into a little bulging the back of the old onion bag?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Sorry, that'll get him.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Sure, bulging the back of the old onion bad.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
The podcast with Moller Rush Jenny, I'm Brady.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
You really want to get your heart pumping, don't eat
tie pods. You don't even have to ride motocross or
cliff jump or rob a few banks.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
A new study out of.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
England found that going on a blind date gets your
heart rate up to about one hundred and six beats
per minute, which is right around where.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You be if you went skydiving.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Okay, the researchers say, quote it's no surprise to see
a heart rate spike before thrilling experiences in extreme sports. However,
it is a surprise to see dating among those top thrills.
Perhaps going on a blind date is braver than we
initially thought.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
So here's my question. I haven't been on one. I
don't think I've ever been on a blind I don't
think I've been on a blind date. Is there any
more or less anticipation really, though, than just going out
on a first date?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I think so much.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
You have no idea what that person looks like in
the thought of having and you're just immediately not attracted
to them, like there's no physical chemistry and you have
to sit there for two hours and have dinner.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
But but if there is a physical chemistry that you
saw in a picture and then you meet them and
there's absolutely no other chemistry, like.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
With monkey arms, you really need to qualify that, Yes,
we worked with you for years and know what that means.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Like not all the listeners know what the hell you're
talking about?
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Okay, so this is still makes me.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
It was like the one time I did online dating
in the back of my early twenties and I was
living in Fort Francis at the time and met this
guy who lived in Toronto, and I was going back
home often, so i'd stop in Toronto. So I had
like a five or six hour layover something crazy, and
we had been chatting and he had all these headshots.
He looks super cute, and I was like, this guy, Yeah,
this guy's hot, Like that's great. So he picks me
(18:21):
up from the Toronto airport and we were just gonna
go have a drink for you know, an hour or
two and he gets out of them.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
He gets out of the car.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
And he's holding a rose and it's practically dragging on
the Practice's.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Arms are so long.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
What was wrong with his head?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
His head was way too big for his body.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
And then he was really skinny with monkey arms like
he was just I wish you could see the way
it was just not how I pictured him.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
In no offence to anybody has long arms. I mean
that's fine.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
Oh did he looks like yes, God.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Just like, oh he's a little long.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
These were so long.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
So like the people in Kansas that report that they
were visited by aliens and then sketched the alien, he looked.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Like that, absolutely, yes, holding a rose.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So that going back to my point, Yeah, you saw
what he looked like.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yes, it didn't didn't matter, and you know it would
had a great conversation, But yeah, ghosting hadn't been, but
I did.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, I think I did, now now that I think.
But I did go on a blind date and the
girl described to me on the phone that she looked
like Drew Barrymore, And a lot of girls say they
look like Drew Barrymore for some reason. I don't know
if it was like a generational thing.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Rymore has good days and bad days.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
That's it, I argue, more bad. And when I saw her,
it was like it was a bad day. Well, it
was like Drew Barrymore fell downstairs. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
The worst part is of you if.
Speaker 8 (19:53):
You look if you look down on the hut, Yeah,
I can sort of see it, but that's still misleading.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, yeah, so instantly is I know Russia's experiences too.
As soon as you hear Drew Barrymore, you go no, no,
this is not no, no, that's not like who would
you say if you're describing yourself to a guy who
you're going to meet and he didn't know what you
look like, what would be your go to? And you
can't say Penny Gadget from inspected to.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Look like Penny Gadget.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
You look like a little Yeah, they look.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Up Penny Gadget.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
But I would. I would, I would go on the
date Penny gadgetget you there could be repercussions.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, I'm on a dateline episode. Especially well, did you well?
She said, she looked like Penny.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Gadget cuffs are really tight, Sir, I.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Don't even know who I would say, I looked like
really that would have been my go to as sad
as that is, like, you couldn't have though.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Like you not, because these are grown men.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
You're dealing with, say Penny Gadget twenty years later, that's
better outfit exactly which I did.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
And pigtails right, show up like that, watch yes to, watch.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yea, and have your uncle standing beside.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You with smaller brush Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
According to a new survey, less than one out of
ten people have their childhood dream job, but about sixty
percent of us are still clinging to at least a
little hope that it could happen one day. Here are
the ten most common dream jobs we have as kids
that we're not doing now as adults. Okay, A pro athlete,
musician or singer, teacher, veterinarian, writer, pilot, actor, dancer, doctor,
(21:41):
and police officer.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And this goes to show you that the kids are
very their scope is so small as to what jobs there.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
Right, Yeah, which is really cute. Rory wants to be
a veterinarian thing. He wants to be take care of animals,
but just dogs.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
He said, he's got a branch a little bit.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Yep, it's a small market, buddy, you're gonna be but
I will. And I think we've talked about this maybe
once or twice. But I wanted to be a singing
psychologist when I was.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
A kid, so I thought it was a dancing psychology.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Sorry, dancing psychologist, not singing, but I would dance dancing,
I mean it was sort of I would just perform.
So they would come into my office and it sounds
like the creepiest thing in the world now, but.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
They would tell you their problems and then you'd sing no.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
So I would welcome them with a song and dance
and then we would sit down. So get them in
a good mood, get them in a good place, relax them,
which would probably just make them really uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yes, what was the song that you wanted?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
I probably would have played like something by Whitney Houston, right,
Kerry dance dance, yes exactly, yeah, maybe, yeah, exactly yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
So your therapy is get them in a good mood.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Right, and then we'll talk.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay, So let's say that Whitney Houston's playing. How will
I know? And I'm entering in. Now you're dancing as
soon as I walked through.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
No no, no, no, I'd wait, so you'd walk in
as so nice and then.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Have a seat and I'm just gonna do a little bit.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
And do I take up money at this? Am I
making it rain or no?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
No, no, you just sit and enjoy. You sit back
and enjoy, and I would probably do a full song.
So it's really only like three and a half minutes.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Once again, so half the audience last. So you're dancing,
but are you singing to right now?
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I'm kind of singing more lip singing, but like I would, I.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Would know the words and then sometimes get into it
a little bit, depending on how into the day you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Have to be more about you than it is.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
It was about what I wanted to do when I
was li and I love to dance, and I wanted
to help people.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
These two birds wants.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So the song ends, and then and then I end
it with.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Like arm in the air, this is my thing, you know,
I'm done, And i'd say and and thanks for coming
in today now.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
And then you to for like forty five minutes, right, well.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
More like fifty three, you know, fifty all right?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
And now do you wrap like you look at the clock? Yeah,
do you go? Okay, we have five minutes left in
the session. So now I'm going to dance you out or.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
That's a really good idea.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Actually i'd probably pick a different song, but I mean this,
who knows what mood I was in, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I want to dance with somebody maybe the other that's
would be a theme.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
For a while, or would have been, and then.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I would have maybe moved on to rock set for
a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
I was a big rock sett fan as a kid
as well.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Ro set don't look?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Oh got the look?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
No there?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
No?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
What was the other one? There's uh rock set?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Joy ride jam. That's nice to send people off. You've
been on a.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Joy ride exactly?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
You later come back soon even if I was leaving suicidal,
here's joy.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Right, but how how could you could you not smile?
You know? Here?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
It is and do you encourage the patient to dance
with you on their way out or is that or
did they.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Just sit only on the way out?
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Yeah, they could, they could join in on the way
out at the full presentation.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
No, halfway through, I'd say.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Come on, yeah, you know, join in.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
And finally, what was your what was your inspiration for
this job? Seeing that it just doesn't exist right right?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Well, I was going to invent it and it was
going to sweep the you knows psychology.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Nation, you know?
Speaker 8 (25:24):
And now, like, how old were you when you realized wow,
that's a bad idea.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Probably eleven or twelve, Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Later than we would have guessed possible.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Ken, I was convinced this is what people wanted, my
performance and my advice.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I would have loved for you to get kicked out
of medical school and b Rock set to sue you
into the next dimension.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
My Dreams Crush.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
The podcast with Maller, Rush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
All Right, so there's been a song that has been
charting for at least two months now. Oh yeah, good song,
Dua Lipa. She exploded with New Rules. Got a current
song with Calvin Harris one Kiss. But this one really
this was the big one. This is the buzzy one
right now. And it's called I d A g F
(26:17):
g GG. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Well, dyslexic there,
I don't give I don't give a sleep, right, And
I think there are versions where she actually says it. Yes,
you know, we gotta clean it up. It's the radio.
We gotta be good. So every time it plays, I
(26:38):
come on and I say, Ottawa's number one hit music station,
the new hot eighty nine to nine. That's dua lipa
and I don't give a and Jenny, Yeah, fills in
the blank, drops the ball, drops the ball. Some would say,
I say, fill in the blank, drops the ball. So
we've put together a claw of the last month or so.
(27:00):
All good of you filling in that blank or dropping
the ball. Yes, would you like to hear the montage together?
But yeah, you do you remember half the things you said?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
No, I'm sure you don't.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Okay, I think I used I don't give a frenzy
a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Maybe that will be in the montage. Maybe, all right,
all right, so Brady, anytime you're ready, All right, here
we go, guys.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's a morning hot tub exclusive.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
This is Jenny.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Struggling mightily to think of a word that begins with
an F on the Morning Hot Tub on the New
Hot eighty nine to nine.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Quick Jenny, I don't give a ah.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
I don't give what ferret. I don't give a ferret.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
That rushes, Oh, Jenny, I don't give a fact. I
don't give a fact. And I don't give up four.
I think you've already done that very I don't give
a better man. I don't give up a.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Ready.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I don't give up lake.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Or.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
I don't give a oh boy.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I don't give up Fryan Pan.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I feel like you've already had.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
I need to start googling efforts. I don't give up phonogram.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
If it does it starts with a P.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
I don't give up Frankfurter.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
You've already done that.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
No, I don't give up damn farm. I don't give
a farm.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I don't give a.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Probably twice Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
I don't give up fancy pant, Fancy do Alipa.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
I don't give up, oh bro do Alipa.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
I don't give up Frankfurter.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Done that again.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't give up France.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Never done France. What you're going to do.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Jenny, I don't give up man, oh.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
God, I don't give a flock a freight train.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And Jenny, I don't give a.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Oh fortune, I don't know I have. I don't give
a frenzy.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
All right, it sounds very good, but I don't give.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
A foot loose.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Wow, I'm on fire today.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
We'll all right.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I don't give up footage, A footage.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
It's enough for it, all right, footage running out.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You're right, I don't give up.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
That was knowing words that begin with a letter F
on the Morning Hot Tub on the New Hot eighty
nine to nine.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
There you go, yeah for making me relive that.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
My favorite part is how Rush is just getting more
and more upset as a video.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
But like shocked, every day she stop coming up with it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
The Hot Tub Podcast with Lawler, Rush, Jenny, and Brady.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
A New York engineer has built her own cell phone
with an old style rotary dial nice. She hates texting
and she hates complicated cell phones cart phones. So her
name is Justine Hate and she spent three years developing
the old school device that it can fit in her pocket,
get better reception and maintain battery life.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
For up to thirty hours.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
She built it by we're seeing an old dial phone
in some cell phone parts and used a three D
printer to create the case. When the astronomy instrumentation engineer
wrote about her achievement on her blog, the website crashed
from the sheer number of visitors checking out her bright,
turquoise modern retro gadget. It seems that she's not the
only one who's interested tech throwback. I guess she's now
(31:19):
in this tech throwback. She's now offering DIY build it
kits to the public.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Explain it to me again. Then, so it's a cell phone.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
But it's an old rotary dial so the wheel that
you do it fits in her pocket?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
And did she have a receiver for it or she
just holds it up?
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Then I think it works the same as a self
as far as speaking and hearing, but there you can't text.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
But when she puts it up against her face, so
there's a big.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Yeah, it's probably not as thick as the old school.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
It's really ugly. Yeah, it kind of looks like a
like a computer modem, okay, but with like a rotary
thing on top. Like I don't know how that fits
in her pocket. She's wearing sweatpants all day.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Okay, what does that.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Mean because big pockets?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Oh I've been she was just lazy in life then
Jesus like.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
It's not and I don't know that could fit in
a pocket.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Whatever happened to the wonderful gift I gave you, Jenny?
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Oh, the phone that plugs into your cell phone?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
You had a receiver with the cord.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
He stops.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (32:22):
I believe it was a casualty of playtime. Oh no,
between me and Derek.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Wow, operator operator obviously.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Now I'm going to be the operator.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Nine one one. What's your emergency?
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Oh god, no, I think it was the kids playing
around with it in the basement and it probably broke.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I think that's it happened years ago.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Wait a say we can't get off that. So when
you said played, obviously not with there, but you guys
have playtime, No, not with.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Old rotary phones.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
It's here, kink man, Jenny Ever, you can't answer this
as Jenny Ever referred to it as playtime.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Absolutely yeah, he thinks absolutely, Brady, I'm going to say,
no playtime.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
That's so weird. You don't think Jenny's ever leaned over
and said, you want to have a little playtime, playtime?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, absolutely, yes. Oh I'm going to say no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
It creeps me out a little bit.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
And the thing is she's laughing because yes, all right, Jenny, Okay, No.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
If I want to be honest on this show, yes, yes,
I can't say I haven't, right, I know I don't
know that, but I can't say that I haven't.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
I'm more like I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
I can imagine you're saying a little playtime tonight to possible.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
I think i'd be more inclined to say sexy time
in sort of a jokey way.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Have you ever said playtime sexy in a serious way? No?
Speaker 7 (33:56):
No, it's usually if we know it's going to happen,
I'll make like a joke.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
To keep it from happening.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
You never like it's never within like the hour or anything.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
It's just like, if we know what's going to happen
at some point.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Make you're within we can so what happens if it's
coming up within the hour.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. No, No, I wouldn't
try and kill the mood with those.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
That would do.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
So.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Sexy time more likely than playtime.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Yes, yeah, totally rush.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Would you ever use sexy time or playtime?
Speaker 10 (34:31):
But boom boom boom boom time for sure, but only
within an hour rubbing nasty. Never say that, Just bump
some uglies, Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
So would you just say, hey, let's uh, let's have
sex tonight? Probably yeah, likely to do that, yet just
say that.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
I think I don't think i'd put in a weird voices.
I don't think i'd do that.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Oh boy, I'll just go with.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Boom boom, Yeah, boom boom time so much. I don't
think anybody's ever said boom boom.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
People say boom boom ever you know somebody?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
No, but it's a thing for a reason.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
No, it's not boom.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
The first time I've ever heard anybody say boom boom
time was you about a minute ago.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I've never heard of boom brady boom boom.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
It's barely on the internet.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
I don't know either, but nobody, No, I just.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Know I've heard it.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
And I thought I was trying to think of like
horrible ways other than my little.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
That you would introduce it or talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I wanted to hint towards something and a little one
was around the area. Would you what would you say?
Would you say? Boom boom?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Time?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
It sounds like she would love to.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Why why?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Why she's playing an invisible piano? What she's doing like love.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Though you're like a ninety three year old woman.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Boom boom.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
I would never say boom boom.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
But you did?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
You did?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's a joke.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
I would never Actually.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Again, I've never heard it.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Maller's never heard.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
He has never heard it.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
No, I don't know where I heard it. I don't.
But now I'm going to start us.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
You make it.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
With Maller, brush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Guys. I know you hate talking about this stuff, but
this is a survey that I just have to share.
This new survey finally, finally ask people one of the
world's most important questions. After you create a quote under
water sculpture and your toilet, who do you brag to
about it?
Speaker 6 (37:04):
So here are the.
Speaker 7 (37:04):
Answers from the people who say they like to talk
about poop, which is about half of people.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
By the way, half fifty.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Six percent tell their family members, twenty two percent tell
their friends, and twenty two percent are most likely to
call their doctor because their.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
Words, something's wrong.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
The survey also found sixty percent of people say the
pandemic has not affected their pooping schedule, twenty eight percent
say it's actually improved their schedule, and twelve percent say
it's made things worse.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Oh, no'll stress, I'll do that to you.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Do people brag?
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Did they?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (37:40):
People brag. I grew up in a house with boys, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
And like putn't Yeah, but like maybe it's just our family.
We were like super open about it. But it was
announced every time, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
What was announced? I just did something.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I just yeah, whether it was a good one or not,
there was a big one.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Did you announce it? No?
Speaker 6 (37:58):
I would laugh though I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Yeah, I can't imagine growing up in that great There
were competitions, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
We had a wooden bench in the front front of oarehouse.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Jed get alold of this one rip his pants down
and bear butt fir on the bench.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
And then there was a competition between the brothers who.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Could get the loudest one, because you know, bear butt
on a wooden bench much louder.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I wouldn't have known that that's.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
How to react to that.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Very open about all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
And so when they would announce this after that, please
tell me, please, Oh why am I asking?
Speaker 5 (38:40):
I don't know what you're doing? Is I just checked
right out?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Are you did they invite you into to view?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
There was no viewing.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Although if if you know, if say I was like, oh,
you know what, that's a lie, He's probably like, I
left it in there, Yeah, he has I left it
in there so you can see it.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
And I never went maybe once. If it's that impressive,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
How did your parents not say, guys enough?
Speaker 6 (39:09):
They probably laughed along. You know what's in It's innocent,
it's it's you know, mindless comedy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Should you ever do this.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
At your of course not no, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Nothing even was.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Your dad part of this? Never show off?
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Of course not no, that's that's not a house to
grow up.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
What is that Brady? On the list? It says friends
and I figure with you and your buddies. Yeah, some
shenanigans there.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Perhaps I do have a friend who has I, B,
S and H. For him, it's a daily struggle and
and and just so he you know the plight of
the I b S guy.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Hang on.
Speaker 8 (39:49):
Interesting Now, of course you never make fun of him
because of this, right.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
We don't make fun of him necessarily, but it's it's
definitely a thing like he can't have he can't go
on a hike, you know, he has.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
To be with you. Don't make fun of him.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
I mean, but he makes fun of himself.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
We're in on the joke.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah, yeah, we don't believe over his ib.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
You guys have never done this thing that the Jenny
household did where I have.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Never witnessed a friend of mine rip off their pants
and fart on.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
That's what you're.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Asking, now, what's a family thing? It was a lot
of fun growing up. We had a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Doesn't sound like.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
I looked forward.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
To the times that the bench was in close proximity
when that had to happen.
Speaker 6 (40:36):
Just how much louder.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Everywhere? I have another question, what are you doing? Where's
the bench?
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Now?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Great question?
Speaker 6 (40:51):
You know what, that's a very good question. Believe it
was free gifted?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (40:58):
Yeah, garage sale. So like a random doesn't know they
own the fart bench?
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah that's terrible.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, it should have been burned.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
No, I think we repainted it.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
A couple of times.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
My god, I missed.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
The bench.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
With Moller Rush, Jenny and Brady.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Let's just close our eyes for second. Yeah, okay, all right, now,
where are you your song?
Speaker 5 (41:30):
No, I'm in the studio with you.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
Okay, there we go, Oh fresh air.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
And look over there?
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Oh do I do?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
I see Jenny on the green? I am Jenny.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
What hole are you on?
Speaker 6 (41:50):
I'm on the third hole? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Yeah, why are you standing on the green? I don't
see a ball?
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Oh let me tell you, guys, because the ball is
in the hole one, number three.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Number three. You're five, right, isn't that great?
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Of course you normally play at that my home course.
This is your third hole in one there, hole.
Speaker 7 (42:12):
In one there, and so I've now aced every part
three on the front nine.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
There you go. Wow, so there's three part threes on
the front.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Yes, get worse. The game goes on because it's clearly
the back nine not your game.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
No, don't. I will say it sucks because you want
to keep your scorecard when you get a hole in one,
but you're so high like after it happens, my game
goes to absolutely crap, So which sucks, But oh my god,
it never gets old.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
That's not going to win your tournaments. Ny No, no, no,
it's consistency. I mean a hole in one is great,
but really I'll be more impressed when you can play consistent.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
When or how many part threes in the back? Nine?
Speaker 6 (42:54):
There are two part three on the back.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Okay, so five total on the course, five on the
question and you want three for five?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:00):
Right, two more to go, two more to go.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
What has to happen?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
I think, Jenny, is you need you need to start.
You need to start your next round to ten.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
You need to play ten and then you can fall
like you do. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
It was just so awesome, guys.
Speaker 7 (43:17):
What was amazing about this is I actually got to
see it go in, because sometimes depending on the elevation
or whenever, you can't really I actually watched it roll in.
It landed like three feet from the hole and just
rolled right in. And I was playing with my uncle
ste When my arms went up, I'm like, oh my god,
it went in, went in. And then I'm like, did
it though? And then you start questioning yourself. He's like,
it's in the hole.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
And did you run up to the ball? How did you?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (43:38):
Yeah, we took the car.
Speaker 7 (43:39):
I couldn't breathe like, I was like so out of bread,
so excited, ran up to the hole, grabbed the ball.
Speaker 6 (43:44):
He was recording the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
It was awesome.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Yeah, it was just so great.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
But you have yet to get one on film, right right? Yeah,
And that's the heartbreaker because you don't want to be
such a jerk every time everybody filmed.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Me where I get the ball in the hole in
one shot?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
So if you could film me every three yeah, I'm
bound to do this. So I'm going to take out
your phone?
Speaker 10 (44:11):
Are you from over there?
Speaker 5 (44:15):
Three times?
Speaker 6 (44:17):
But I'm catching Derek? He has five?
Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yeah, he has five now, granted he's a professional golfers,
still almost right, Yeah, he's scared now.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
Yeah he thought it was the first one he thought
was great. The second he was proud of you. Now
he's like, oh.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
God, No, he doesn't golf usually that much because he
works exactly Now, do you think he's going to start
golfing more? His number?
Speaker 7 (44:41):
You know what's so funny is all of a sudden
this year, you think you marry a golf pro, they're
going to want to golf with you all the time.
But he spends so much time on the course with
the game that on his.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Days, there's a fly that he gets.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
He when he's home, he just wants to be home.
But this year he's like, I just want to get
out and play some golf. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Now have his five how many of them have been
on this course?
Speaker 6 (45:06):
None?
Speaker 4 (45:07):
None, of course.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah, so he's never done it on that course. That's impressively.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know the course.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
The course.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (45:13):
Yeah, they're having to budget to like put all of
my balls scorecards into like frames for me.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
They're like, hey, we're gonna have to start budgeting for this.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Is that one every year for the last three summers.
Speaker 6 (45:23):
Yeah, three years in a row.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
I want out of people at that course.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
I wonder who else has three holes in one or
hole in one. It's a good question to you should
find out, like you could be leading the course.
Speaker 6 (45:35):
You could be I'm going to have to ask.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
This is a hard question for you to And you're
you're a spectacular golfer, and we've all gone out golfing,
and I have to say, Rush Brady, I were so
beyond embarrassing. Yes, that time last summer we went out.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
It was good, not good, awful, miserable.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, And rush is half decent something. He was terrible.
I was just brutal.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
I think they put in a pool on one of my.
Speaker 3 (46:02):
So bad. So how much do you think, in your
honest opinion, how much of it is skill what you do,
and how much of it is luck? Oh?
Speaker 7 (46:08):
I think a hole in one often is luck.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
But you're skilled to get right in.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
That, right, yea, But I took into account the wind,
all of those things. For sure, you have to think
about your shot. But and it was a nice hole
in one, you know, it wasn't like it it bounced
off the edge of the.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Dres skilled and luck. To be honest with.
Speaker 8 (46:26):
You, I mean, yeah, you get it, getting it in
the right direction, getting if you can get it within
six feet of the hole, that's skill. Inside the six
feet that's more of a luck thing. But you can't
have the luck without the skills.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
For sure. There's a lot of really good golfers who
go an entire lifetime.
Speaker 6 (46:43):
People are so made.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
I mean people are probably saying, yeah, but they haven't
been on film. Maybe she's lying.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
Right, no, But there's always been somebody with me, which
I'm lucky because really because the third one.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Holding a golf.
Speaker 7 (47:00):
And I called Derek immediately after it happened, and we
had just got off the phone talking about something else.
I called him back and I'm like, I just got
a holy one on number three and he's just like, no,
you didn't, like, didn't believe me at all.
Speaker 6 (47:11):
And I was like, well, I have a witness.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Thank god.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
It was just awesome. I'm still on a high because.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
You can do his job soon. I yeah, and we
can have Derek on this show.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Yeah when.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
Not that anyway, To be clear, we're talking about mini pot.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Very good. Congratulations so much like what.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
You just heard.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Tell a friend friend They can listen to The Hot
Tough Podcast with Mauler, Rush, Jenny, and Brady Wherever podcasts
are found.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
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Speaker 2 (47:50):
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