Episode 474 – 100 Men vs. a Gorilla

Why do Men prefer to be alone with a Gorilla?

This week on The Infamous Podcast, Brian and Darryl tackle one of the internet’s dumbest (and somehow most passionate) debates: 100 Men vs. a Gorilla. Could a man take a gorilla in a fair fight? No. Could 100? Probably not. Will we talk about it anyway? Absolutely. Then, it’s time for some mini-reviews: Brian breaks down The Accountant 2—does Ben Affleck still bring the spreadsheet-smashing heat? While, Darryl reviews Thunderbolts**—a.k.a. the New Avengers, B-Team edition. Is Marvel back, or is it still stuck in its own multiversal funk?

Episode Index

Intro: 0:07 The New Avengers: 5:26 The Accountant 2: 15:15 100 Men vs. a Gorilla: 27:37

Mini-Review: Thunderbolts*

(Darryl) – “It’s not the Avengers you wanted, it’s the team we got.” Out of 10 Wow this is what Summer School Sports Teams Look Like Darryl: 6.5/10 Summary Thunderbolts* is Marvel’s latest attempt at a team-up movie where the B-team does C-tier missions with D-level emotional development. It’s like The Avengers if everyone needed therapy, a second chance, and a better script. Think Suicide Squad, but with less attitude and more MCU baggage.

Mini-Review: The Accountant 2

(Brian) – “Autism, action, and accounting: the triple-A blockbuster?” Out of 10 Ben Affleck When Full Simple Jack, You Never Go Full Simple Jack Brian: 5.75/10 Summary The Accountant 2 sees Ben Affleck back as the world’s most dangerous math nerd—solving problems with spreadsheets and suppressed submachine guns. It’s part action thriller, part tax season fever dream. Somehow, it’s even more emotionally reserved than the IRS, but hey—at least the body count balances out.

100 Men vs. a Gorilla (our 100 men from fact, fiction, and the great beyond)

Brian and Darryl take on the internet’s dumbest debate live—by drafting their personal squad of 100 men to go toe-to-toe with one gorilla. No prep. No weapons. Just questionable logic, weird strategy, and vibes. Expect cameos from history, pop culture, and possibly professional wrestlers. Will it help? Absolutely not. But it’ll be hilarious.

The Men

1. Simon Phoenix 2. Chuck Norris 3. Andre the Giant 4. Mark Henry 5. Eddie Shaw 6. Mitchell Hooper 7. Bill Kazmier 8. The Mountain 9. Joey Swole 10. Tong Po 11. Frank Dux 12. CM Punk 13. Jey Uso 14. Random American Drug Addict 15. Random American Drug Addict 16. Random American Drug Addict 17. Random American Drug Addict 18. Random American Drug Addict 19. Random American Drug Addict 20. Random American Drug Addict 21. Random American Drug Addict 22. Random American Drug Addict 23. Steve Urkle 24. James Harrison 25. Vontes Burfict 26. Ronnie Lott 27. The Fridge 28. Rick Malone 29. Charle Oakley 30. Bill Laimbeer 31. Haku 32. John Wick 33. John Cena 34. The Powers of Pain 35. Demolition 36. Omas 37. Jason David Frank 38. LT 39. Teddy Rosevelt 40. Jumpy Gathers 41. Ivan Drago 42. Reggie White 43. Rocky Balboa 44. Aaron Donaldson 45. Ray Lewis 46. Tom Brady 47. Antonio Brown 48. Chris Benoist 49. Usain Bolt 50. Psycho Sid 51. Mankind 52. Brock Lesner 53. Vladimir Putin 54. Devon Larratt 55. Levan 56. Stephen Nedoroscik 57. Van Vader 58. Tony Hawk 59. Bron Breakker 60. The Big Show 61. Bruce Lee 62. Jet Li 63. Brodie King 64. Wardlow 65. Yokozuna 66. Sumo Wrestler 67. Sumo Wrestler 68. Sumo Wrestler 69. Norm Charlton 70. Rob Dibble 71. Brian Pillman 72. Stone Cold Steven Austin 73. Khabib Nurmagomedov 74. Dagestani Fighter 75. Dagestani Fighter 76. Dagestani Fighter 77. Dagestani Fighter 78. Mike Tyson 79. Tyson Fury 80. Francis Ngannou 81. George Forman 82. Muhamad Ali 83. Lasha 84. toobuff4this 85. Hannibal Lecter 86. Braun Stroman 87. Maximus 88. Ethan Hunt 89. Any Jason Statham character except A Working Man 90. Jack Burton 91. Jack Bauer 92. Anton from No Country for Old Men 93. Duncan Idaho 94. Patrick Bateman 95. Bjorn Ironside 96. Dwight Schrutte 97. Dom Toretta (to bring ever