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Zach (00:02):
Hey, welcome to the
Infinite Weekend Podcast,
episode 72.
I'm Zach.
Josh is over here, say what'sup.
What's up?
How's everybody enjoying theextra daylight?
Daylight savings time is uponus.
Josh (00:14):
I like it a lot because I
don't feel as when I leave work,
I don't feel like I've beenthere for an entire 12 hours.
Zach (00:20):
Yeah, that's always.
The benefit is when you get offwork you feel like you have
some extra daylight.
I mean, it's supposed to be forfarmers, but the kids hate it.
Josh (00:28):
Yeah, because I know, for
on our side, like you know,
she's like I want to go outsideand play.
I'm like you know it's almostlike seven o'clock.
Okay, Well it's still light out, like I know, it's shower time
and it's almost coming on inhere that part throws him off.
Zach (00:42):
It sucks well, steve
doesn't complain, so no, I can
see why he wouldn't um, actuallyit's probably better for him,
because now he uh well, maybenot, he's a cat, so he fucking,
he's a nocturnal creature.
Josh (00:52):
So I think I let him out
when I get off work.
I think they average like 12 or14 hours of sleep a day.
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Zach (00:58):
That's the reason I don't
feel bad about leaving him here.
You know, by himself all daydoesn't have like a little
another cat to play with or dogor a hassle?
Yeah, because he probably justsleeps all day, which I know he
does, because whenever I comeinto the house after work, it
looks like he just woke up.
Josh (01:15):
He probably did.
Yeah, thank God you're here.
Zach (01:17):
He's all like groggy and
his fucking hair is matted up,
but yeah, but yeah.
The daylight saving how do youfeel about daylight savings time
?
Before we get into anythingelse, I used to be like a it
should stay like this all yearlong type yeah but I think it
probably should be the other way.
Josh (01:39):
I mean, if I'm being 100,
like totally honest, I haven't
really gave a shit either way.
Zach (01:43):
I haven't really given.
Josh (01:44):
I haven't given a whole
lot of thought I do like the
fact that obviously it's lighterfor longer.
Zach (01:48):
Yeah.
Josh (01:49):
But that's really the only
as much thought.
If I've given it, it's beenlike, oh okay, cool this time of
year it's going to be lighterout, just so I can stay out
longer on the weekends.
We can be outside longer, sure,which is great, because getting
dark at 445 it's terrible yeah,it does it feels.
Zach (02:05):
I feel like I'm dragged
more yes, it does suck, but I
think that it's.
I've heard people all wheneverdaylight savings time was about
to hit people on social mediamostly X is kind of where I saw
it, that's where I like thediscussions and shit happens.
You know, it's not Instagram,it's just horse.
(02:26):
But standard time was what wewere on, that's what it was.
That's what it's always beenfor, until daylight savings time
became a thing and it was forfarmers.
Josh (02:39):
Okay.
Zach (02:39):
All right, so they have
more daylight.
Whatever have more daylight forsome fucking reason.
Who cares?
It's like we're not in anagricultural society anymore.
Anyway.
Josh (02:48):
I mean, I guess I could
see that I've never looked up
why, where it came from, it wasfor farmers.
Zach (02:53):
I guess they have more
daylight to do whatever in the
day, but it messes with people.
There's so many accidents thathappen.
There's so many lost time atthat happen.
There's so many like lost timeat work because people don't
adjust the clocks and there'sactually like a loss of money.
You know nationally when everytime we do the switch, which is
twice a year, it actually fucksthings up.
(03:15):
I didn't know that.
So it needs they obviously needto do away with it.
Josh (03:19):
It's silly, um are they
talking about doing that?
Yes, like national.
Zach (03:22):
Yes, like trump has
actually talked about doing like
in congress, I, I think, ordifferent people have proposed
different bills to do it andsome states don't.
They just say fuck it and theydon't be a part of it.
So it's just maybe a state bystate thing, but I think you
know the Congress, or Trump orsomebody, was going to make it
national.
But, like the most, everybodythinks that we should stay on
(03:49):
daylight savings time becausethe reason you're describing you
have more time in the afternoon.
It lights out longer.
Sure.
Right, but apparently it'sbetter for us whenever we wake
up.
It affects our mood and ourhormones and blah, blah, blah if
we actually wake up with thesun coming up.
Yeah, Because even when it'sdaylight savings time, if you're
(04:12):
waking up at like 5 in themorning, it's still fucking dark
.
Josh (04:15):
It is.
Zach (04:15):
Yeah, you know what I'm
saying.
5, 6 am, it's dark, apparently.
That's not good for our bodiesand my thing is I think we
should go back to standard time.
Our bodies and my thing is, Ithink we should go back to
standard time and everythingwill adjust to where we maybe go
to work earlier.
Everything kind of startsearlier, right, and then when
you get off work you still havethe same amount of daylight
because you're not getting offat five, you're getting off at
three or four yeah you know whatI mean, um, and then we don't
(04:39):
have to do this switch, we don'tplay this fucking game.
And with the, you knowelectricity and lights and you
know modern, you knowconveniences, like we stay up
till, you know way too lateanyway yeah you know I mean, but
uh, back then, before they hadall these, you know, modern
conveniences like electricityand light, and by candlelight
(04:59):
when the sun goes down, likeyou're wrapping it up yeah, you
came up with the sun you went tobed with.
Josh (05:03):
yeah, exactly, you know up
.
Yeah, you came up with the sun.
You went to bed with it, yeahexactly you know what I'm saying
.
Zach (05:05):
You go to bed, so, and
then you know you wake up as the
sun's waking up and coming up,waking up Like the fucking
Teletubby baby sun thing.
Wouldn't that be precious if itreally was like that it's all
giggling and smiling thisprecious little dude.
If that actually happened,that'd be horrifying It'd be
like.
Josh (05:23):
Well, it depends on what
kind of baby it was A little
red-headed baby or somethingmight be scary.
Zach (05:26):
It'd be like the end of
that movie Eternals.
When Hirsham shows up, he'slike a big celestial.
Josh (05:31):
Yeah, where the earth
looks like a marble.
Yeah right, that's exactly whatit would be like.
Fuck that, freak the fuck out.
I think the baby would bescarier.
Zach (05:38):
Yes, exactly, at least.
I could rationalize a godlikebeing like a celestial, like, oh
well, that's clearly a.
Did you watch Teletubbies as akid?
No, no, I don't think I I think.
I was way too old whenever thatcame out.
I'm not sure when didTeletubbies come out?
Josh (05:56):
I don't know, google it.
Yeah, I tried to get.
We tried to get Harper to watchthe Big Comfy Couch.
Zach (06:03):
I went back and watched
some 90s stuff.
Josh (06:05):
They just make fun of it
now.
Zach (06:07):
They just talk shit about
it.
Final episode was 2001,.
Josh (06:13):
So, yeah, it was probably
We'd seen it.
We'd seen it a little bit,let's see.
It's weird.
There was all kinds of weirdrumors about that.
There was rumors that thepurple one was a trans, and then
there was all that the purpleone was like a trans and then,
like, there was all kinds ofTeletubbies from 97 to 2001.
Well, you were sending thatthing where it was.
The was it Poe who had thatactor was a the one who was in
the suit.
There was something you sent uson Instagram a few weeks ago.
(06:35):
Maybe Was a DJ, part-time orsomething.
There was something about theparticular actor who was one of
the Teletubbies there, about theparticular actor who was one of
the Teletubbies.
There was something that wasbrought up a few weeks ago that
that particular person that wasin the suit or whatever.
Zach (06:48):
He had another career
while he was doing it.
Josh (06:49):
Yeah, there was something
else that referenced, oh, by the
way, this and this, but I don'tremember.
They were all porn actors.
Well, they said that the purpleone, and like the symbol, was
queer on its head and shit oh,yeah, yeah, yeah, people will
find anything?
Oh yeah, and they had like atelevision set in their bellies.
Oh yeah, yeah, that was a weirdass show, yeah, and they would
actually tune it yeah youcouldn't do it Right?
Zach (07:11):
Yeah, that was.
I never got into that show.
Josh (07:18):
I think it was after my
adolescence, so you know 97.
Zach (07:20):
Don't but Big Comfy.
Couch, I think I did come.
I was aware of Teletubbies whenI was younger, but it just
wasn't my jam.
I guess Maybe by the time itcame out in 97, I was already 10
.
Yeah, we did the Big Comfy.
Josh (07:35):
Couch.
Zach (07:36):
Big Comfy Couch, mostly
because little clown chick was
kind of cute.
Yeah, she's a little thick.
Josh (07:42):
I watched it the other day
.
We put on because, um, I thinkit's to be one of those apps has
all the like the nostalgia, alot of the nostalgic tv shows.
But we, uh, I turned it on andI was like harper, check this
out.
And she's like this is stupid,like oh, you're stupid.
That's why I was like you're anidiot, but I started watching.
I'm like I guess, I guess wewere into this shit, but you
(08:03):
watch it.
It now.
It's a little weird, it issuper weird.
Zach (08:05):
Well, because we had like,
but I was like we had nothing
to like.
Josh (08:08):
It brings back memories
and, of course, Kyle and her are
both talking shit about theshow the entire time.
So I get pissed off, I turn itoff.
I'm like you, just don'tunderstand the magic.
Zach (08:18):
Well see, that's the thing
Like whenever you're 18 or
younger, we'll say teenager,teenager or younger.
If you're now 30, 40, 50,whatever and you go back and
watch the stuff that you watchedat that age, don't, don't.
Yeah, because a lot of timesdon't.
Some stuff you can, mostcartoons you probably could, but
(08:39):
other shows don't, because theyjust don't.
Josh (08:42):
There's one that does hold
up pretty good, and it's
Goosebumps.
Yeah, that one's cool.
Zach (08:46):
Goosebumps is yeah, I
guess that is also a live action
too.
That's pretty cool.
Josh (08:50):
I went back and watched
five or six episodes and I was
like this is alright, this ispretty cool.
Zach (08:55):
But yeah, I don't know,
but I mean other shows I've been
running forever, like SesameStreet's been fucking going on
forever.
Josh (09:01):
I can't remember any of
those episodes.
Zach (09:06):
Or Mr Rogers' Neighborhood
.
Never really got into that.
We did watch that a lot.
I was mostly actually, I thinkwhat kids show did I really
watch?
Of course, I was homeschooled.
I lived in the boondocks and wedidn't really.
You know, I was also of an ageand it wasn't readily available
because I lived in the boonies.
You know, there was no CartoonNetwork, there was no Nick.
Josh (09:27):
Morton, you weren't really
exposed to it.
Zach (09:28):
There were Saturday
morning cartoons, and that was
fucking it.
Oh man, I had all of them.
Josh (09:32):
But I lived here in town
actually.
Zach (09:33):
Yeah, Like less than a
mile away, it wasn't until we
moved here in like 99, when Iwas 12, when we actually could
get that shit.
Do, actually could get thatshit.
Do you watch?
Don't be afraid of the dark,see it, listen, that's what I'm
saying.
If it wasn't, I think by thetime uh, you know, I moved to a
place and then it was alsoreadily available.
Uh, cartoon network, you knowcable channels for cartoons.
(09:57):
Um, I was already getting tothe age to where I was not
watching that stuff anymore.
Josh (10:03):
So can you go back and
remember, probably like your
first expo, like what movie?
Like 90s, what movie stands outthat you like can remember
verbatim, like right now.
If we're going to play on theheartstrings for throwbacks.
Zach (10:17):
Well, I mean we're jumping
from, you know, saturday
morning cartoons to like movies.
I mean that's a different storybecause Cause I mean well, I'm
just okay.
Josh (10:23):
90s in general the boonies
.
Zach (10:24):
I just don't remember,
like a kid's the earliest thing
that I can recall watching, yeahyeah, tv or movie.
Hmm, that's a good question.
Um big, big power Rangers guy.
Josh (10:37):
Yep, right there with you.
Zach (10:45):
Of I mean probably if it
was a Saturday morning cartoon,
right yeah, it had to have beensomething like I'm old enough to
where Looney Tunes was still on.
Saturday morning cartoons Tomand Jerry.
Tom and Jerry like that stuff.
Also some old Hanna-Barberastuff like Johnny Quest, oh yeah
.
Josh (11:02):
You know what I mean.
Zach (11:03):
Yeah.
Like that was, oh nice name.
Josh (11:05):
Oh, nice name.
Zach (11:05):
You know, I'm saying, it
said that I would say maybe that
is the earliest that I canrecall is anything on saturday
morning cartoons during the 90sdude, as soon as you just said
that, my head just startedspinning through toonami yeah,
like space goes coast to coastjohnny quest, like I'm starting
to like yeah, all that I don'twant to go like random and start
throwing each other, but that'sokay.
Josh (11:23):
Well see, that's what I'm
saying.
Zach (11:24):
I didn't have that until I
moved here, like I said, when I
was 11 or 12.
Yeah.
So then I had Cartoon Network,which came with Toonami.
Yep.
And then Nickelodeon Channel andDisney Channel was a little bit
later, but still all that stuffwas coming out when I finally
moved here, but I was already ateenager at that point, like all
that stuff was coming out whenI finally moved here but I was
already, you know, teenager atthat point, and so you know the
(11:46):
stuff that I really wanted towatch, which you know, I guess I
I wanted to to just watch thetsunami stuff, but it was only
at Alan at night, yeah.
Josh (11:55):
I was on cart.
Was it on Cartoon Network?
And then after like nine or 10,like Like your Gundam and your
Johnny Quest, and it was once aweek- I think it was just one
day a week, I don't think it wasevery day.
Zach (12:06):
I want to say it was maybe
like Saturdays or Saturday
nights or something like that.
Josh (12:10):
I think you're right,
because Dragon Ball Z, that's
where I was introduced to allthat too.
Zach (12:18):
That's where most I think
American kids got introduced to
anime was Toonami.
Josh (12:20):
For me, the ones that
stick out for those was never
ending story.
The second one movie wise yeah,because my mom had her.
Zach (12:27):
This movie is probably
fucking.
I mean, you know a disney movieyeah, my mom, my mom, lion king
or some shit.
Josh (12:35):
My mom had a contact or a
friend of hers that worked for
the company that distributed thevhs tapes at the.
This was like 95, 96.
Uh, and she got a uh uncut copyof the never ending story too
on VHS.
So that was like our big kidmovie that we'd watch nonstop.
And then, of course, I justwatched at the house of the day,
(12:56):
uh with harp, uh, three ninjas.
Zach (12:59):
Oh yeah, I had three
ninjas Dude.
I haven't seen that movie in along time and Three Ninjas Kick
Back, which I actually like.
That one too.
Josh (13:04):
And Three Ninjas Knuckle
Up yes, so nice little sprinkle
of information I found out.
Zach (13:08):
I never really watched the
third one.
That one was different becauseit changed.
Josh (13:12):
Yeah.
So what's weird is Three Ninjas, Three Ninjas, Kick Back was
the second one yeah, that'swhere they went to Japan.
Zach (13:20):
That's correct.
I swing my butt.
Josh (13:21):
So what happened was, as I
found out because you're like
me, you have to look up uselessinformation Three Ninjas Knuckle
Up is actually the sequel, butwhat happened was apparently
there was some legal rights,something to do with this.
So Three Ninjas Kick Back issupposed to be the third one
when they go to Japan,chronologically.
Zach (13:41):
Oh, okay.
Josh (13:42):
Three Ninjas.
Knuckle Up actually has thesame cast as the original Three
Ninjas.
Okay, because when you watchthem in order, you're like well,
why would they?
Because I didn't know thisuntil I looked it up.
I told Harper, I said, hey,let's watch Knuckle Up.
This is the last installment ofThree Ninja movies, because she
loves the other ones and do asecond film and then all of a
sudden the actors come back forthe third.
(14:02):
The guy who plays Colt is inall three of them.
That's why Because it'sactually Knuckle Up is actually
the sequel- so if anybody wantsto look up, that's weird.
Zach (14:11):
It's weird.
Are they filming both at thesame time?
Josh (14:14):
Something to do with
either who owned the rights or
something to do withdistribution.
It was something legal-wise.
Zach (14:20):
It was a distribution
thing that they probably shot
two, but then they couldn'trelease it.
Josh (14:25):
Yes, they shot them back
to back.
Apparently Somebody bought itor whatever.
They shot, Knuckle Up and thesequel back to back.
Zach (14:34):
I guess they shot three
and then they couldn't release
three because maybe thedistributor owned it or whatever
?
Josh (14:37):
I don't know.
Either way, it's fucking crazy.
Long story short.
That's one of my favorite 90smovies as well.
Zach (14:43):
I mean earliest movies.
I'm going to say it has to belike a Disney movie, like Lion
King or fucking Aladdin.
Josh (14:48):
Oh yeah, I've seen all.
Zach (14:49):
Yeah, of course, but if
you want, to say like live
action, like just I say becausepretty much every kid that's
probably the first thing thatthey've watched was a fucking
Disney something.
Oh, of course Right, at leastduring the 90s.
I mean now you'd be different,because kids these days are
watching shit on YouTube.
But I would say, if you excludeDisney, probably Star Wars,
(15:14):
yeah, probably New Hope.
That's the reason why it's sucha big part of my entertainment.
Josh (15:20):
Oh, we did the Dark
Crystal.
The Dark Crystal was the one wewatched big time.
Yeah, I didn't watch that one.
I didn't really watch the DarkCrystal.
The Dark Crystal was the one wewatched big time.
We watched that a lot.
Yeah, I didn't watch that one.
Zach (15:27):
I didn't really watch the
Dark Crystal.
A lot of this stuff I watchedlater because I was aware of it
and I never got around towatching it.
When you're a kid, you watchwhatever was available to you or
your parents get.
Josh (15:40):
I think we had a lot more
available than I thought we did,
because I'm remembering a lotmore available than I thought we
did.
Zach (15:43):
Well, because I remember
an old model, what Four years
younger than me, or somethinglike that I'll be 35 in May.
Josh (15:47):
You're yeah, yeah, that's
right.
Zach (15:50):
Yeah, so like me that five
, four years is a big difference
.
Josh (15:53):
That's true.
Zach (15:54):
If you're you're talking
about, you know, turning
adolescent but you know, duringthat time.
Josh (16:06):
So like if I was, you know
, 12 and you were fucking eight,
it's a little different, yeah,well, I mean, oh, you've got a
whole different spectrum ofmovies and stuff, right, yeah,
that makes sense.
Zach (16:10):
So I never really think
about that.
And so whenever I was, you know, whenever I was that age to
watch that kind of stuff, like Isaid, we didn't have this wide
access.
Yeah, whatever my parentsallowed us to get, like we go to
the blockbuster, you know, Iremember blockbuster and also.
Hollywood videos.
(16:31):
There was Hollywood videos.
Josh (16:31):
I never did do a Hollywood
.
Zach (16:33):
There was.
There was both here in in.
Josh (16:35):
Oh, I remember where it
was, I just never went.
We went to blockbuster cause itwas well, it's right over, it
was right over here, right overthere.
But when I turned 18, that wasthe first thing I went and did
was go get a bomb.
Zach (16:43):
Blockbuster card right,
yeah, 100 and uh, yeah, you go
there and you'd be like, justwalk the aisles and be like you
have to make sure, if you like,it'll be something you want to
see and there was no tape behindit yes so we did.
Josh (16:57):
I was, I don't know but
vhs yes, okay, all right,
because if it wasn't there,you're like behind you, like
fuck, yeah, it was, fuck it wasjust an empty box right.
I miss Blockbuster.
Zach (17:06):
The cover box or whatever,
the little sleeve, yeah, and so
that's the only thing that wasup there.
And if you had to, there was,like, I think, they usually put
like two or three behind it orsomething like that, and then if
it got low they'd add it back,or something like that, or no, I
think, or they would stack themon the sides along.
Josh (17:21):
No, I think you're right.
The first time I think it wasbehind it.
Zach (17:24):
I thought it was behind it
, but of course if they had like
eight copies, it wasn't allbehind the one box, I think.
I think they had.
I think the way it was is youhad um.
It was either on the bottomshelves or something they had
overflow.
Josh (17:37):
Yeah, because I'm in my
mind wouldn't look aesthetically
nice.
Zach (17:48):
no, yeah, yeah, it was on
the side but you're right, I
think it was like a couple.
There was something they woulddo, because I remember if you go
up and ask like, well, we gotthree copies of it, they're all
out on rent.
Yes, okay, yeah, well, theyalso had the drawer behind the
counter that they would pull.
Josh (17:53):
Yes, you know ones that
were returned.
Returned, yeah.
Do you remember when they hadto go, they had to, like, rewind
them?
Zach (17:57):
oh yeah dude, we had a a
rewinder.
Yeah, because back then theyused actually, if you didn't
rewind them, they would chargeyou an extra 50 cents or buck or
whatever.
Josh (18:06):
That part I don't remember
.
Zach (18:09):
Yeah, so we got a rewinder
because they would ask you to
do that and that would save youa little bit of money from
having to.
Josh (18:15):
So you remember when they
switched to DVDs?
Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
Zach (18:18):
Okay, yeah, yeah I
remember whenever there was VHS,
and then I remember when therewas a whole battle between
Blu-ray and HD DVD.
When DVDs came out, what wasthe big disc, the prerequisite
for DVDs.
Josh (18:32):
What was that?
We went from VHS and it was abig.
Let me look it up.
It was a big disc.
I don't know we never got that.
Zach (18:39):
Hold on we went from VHS
to DVD and then DVD was going to
go, that was SD, and then toDVD, and then DVD was going to
go, that was SD, and then, whenthey were going HD, it was
Blu-ray and HD DVD, and XboxMicrosoft went HD DVD and
PlayStation went Blu-ray right,and then it ended up Blu-ray
ended up winning out over HD DVD, and I don't quite remember why
.
So it was VHS and BetamaxBetamax, that was?
Josh (19:00):
was it laser disc never
debated max or laser disc I saw
a laser disc one time somebodyhad one and it was oh wait, no,
I guess not.
That was in 19, I wasn't around, I wasn't alive.
Zach (19:13):
Yeah, I mean there was
when we had record players.
There was, oh yeah, my dad hadone he played every sunday
morning.
Josh (19:19):
Must have been a beta max
that I saw yeah, yeah, he played
the fucking record player.
What is a?
Zach (19:24):
Betamax, but yeah, so,
like as far as early movies,
like I said, probably Star Wars,like I said, you walk through
the blockbuster and then youjust try to find something like,
oh, I want to see that, butthen it didn't have any tapes
behind it.
You're like fuck.
And so you just find the nextbest thing.
Usually we got, you know, acouple of movies, cause we'd
only go into town and like oncea week or whatever, yeah, and
(19:44):
then uh, uh, like I said, Ilived in fucking boonies and uh,
yeah, then we'd, we'd rent someshit and then bring it back.
Or, you know, sometimes we'd goto the Walmart or whatever and
buy some movies and I doremember was the it's one that
we bought.
And also, you remember, theDisney movies used to come in
(20:06):
white plastic, fucking things.
Josh (20:08):
Yeah, because we had
something that would hold four.
Yes, you could hold.
Zach (20:11):
Yeah, we had them those
things were terrible and they
made so much fucking noise, butanyway was Titanic.
The two box set.
Josh (20:19):
Yes, because it was too
long to be on one tape Too long
to be on one.
Zach (20:22):
it was too long to be on
one tape Too long to be on one.
It was a two-box VHS set and Iwore the fuck out of tape two, I
actually watched it two weeksago.
Josh (20:28):
You know where they were
fucking.
Yeah, yeah, nice job.
Yeah, I had some of those films.
I had some VHS tapes that I had.
Zach (20:34):
Now I kind of remember I'm
pretty sure it was the
beginning of tape two or was itthe tape towards the end of tape
two.
I'll say this tape two Iactually did watch, probably
more than than the first one,not because it because it had
the titties in it, because Ithink titties actually were in
the first one, in the first tapeafter was it, was it?
Josh (20:54):
that's after they had sex
they went back to the room, I'm
pretty sure I think that's whatI'm saying.
Zach (20:58):
I think that I think that
I'm trying to remember.
We could always, we could justlook this up, but I watched tape
two because of the fuckingdisaster, like that's what I
wanted to watch.
Josh (21:06):
Well, yeah, because that's
when your climate, I mean
that's when it all shit goes,hits the fan.
Yes, your part one is just thebuild up.
Zach (21:12):
All right, we got to look
this up.
I got to figure this out.
So let me ask you this BecauseI think that the tape two little
Model T car or whatever.
That's where they had sex.
Josh (21:23):
Yeah, hooking up.
Zach (21:25):
So the titties already
happened before that.
Josh (21:28):
No, I thought they Look,
I'm pretty sure that they had
already hooked up and then wentand did the painting, the whole
thing.
Zach (21:34):
No, the painting thing I'm
pretty sure happened before
they fucked.
Josh (21:37):
Let's look it up, all
right, I just watched Titanic a
few weeks ago.
Zach (21:41):
All right, let's look
Titanic.
I'm gonna do live googling, didyou have?
Josh (21:44):
did you have videotapes
saved on certain spots for
intimate scenes?
Zach (21:49):
don't fuck around oh, you
mean like you like watch it.
You can do the spot on the tape, yeah, oh, like the minutes or
whatever, and you can likerewind back to that minute and
then save it.
Josh (21:57):
So every time you, that's
correct pop it in.
Zach (21:59):
I mean no, yeah me neither
.
Josh (22:03):
There's one particular one
, I think, with Kurt Douglas,
and Demi Moore's older movie hada pretty good, pretty good one.
Zach (22:11):
Alright, titanic still
holds up.
I need to really ask AI.
Josh (22:15):
Google's gonna fuck me
here Titanic holds up really
well.
Dude, I miss Blockbuster.
Zach (22:21):
Reddit should be able to
help me out.
Yeah, that was the fucking.
The two box set right there,yeah.
Josh (22:26):
Do you know what else came
in a two-box set?
Huh, it, oh yeah, the 90s one,because it was actually a
two-part.
It was actually a televisionmovie that then came out to VHS,
and it was two tapes, excuse me.
Zach (22:40):
Reddit's going to fucking
fail me here.
All right, reddit's going tofucking fail me here, all right,
we're going to start to beinglike an AI-driven show here, do
it Actually, before we get intothis?
Well, after we get into this,I'm going to tell you what I was
asking AI today.
You'll appreciate it.
All right, let's see what scenedid it's?
Josh (23:05):
Rose and Jack, if you need
the characters' names.
Zach (23:07):
Fox set tape one end, I
don't know.
I think that's good enough.
Maybe I said Titans Titanic.
Josh (23:23):
You know there was another
video store here in town
besides Blockbuster andHollywood Video on Madison
Street, where Sports Clips is inthat Verizon store.
There's also a Mexicanrestaurant in there, at one time
called Cancun.
Zach (23:39):
Were you here for that?
Let's see Box set details.
Josh (23:50):
Are you trying to figure
out which came first, the sex or
the drawing?
Zach (23:53):
no, they just tell me,
tell me about the fucking end or
whatever.
We just need a VCR, we justneed to.
I just need a VCR, we just needto.
I just need to, like, order offeBay and just fucking watch
this bitch.
Yeah, either way, anyway, we'llfigure it out.
(24:13):
But yeah, I want to.
I mean, just chronologically,I'm pretty sure that they they
hooked up, they were in, theydid the you know, paint me like
one of your French girls sceneand then they were running
around and then they hooked upin the car and then they were in
the car when the iceberg, whenthey hit the iceberg.
Josh (24:35):
Oh no, I don't think so.
I don't think that's right.
Zach (24:41):
I don't remember.
Anyway, yeah, are you sure?
Wow, I mean just thinkingstory-wise.
They hooked up and then shepainted him or he painted her
afterwards.
Josh (24:58):
Look man.
That seems odd, I didn't makethe rules.
Zach (25:02):
I didn't write the script.
Yeah, all right, let me tellyou what I was asking ai today.
So, um, there's a potentially aguy's trip being planned.
Oh lord, um right and the corefour yeah and uh, we're working
out the details and of courseyou know we're going to a
(25:22):
particular city and of coursethe concept of strip clubs come
up, mm-hmm, right.
And so it's like you know, wehave, you know, got to go see
what the scene is like in thisparticular town.
Of course, and you know we're,you know we do a quick little
Google search, you know seeinglike what's in the area, and so
you got you know your list, andyou know we do a quick little
(25:42):
google search, you know seeinglike what's in the area, and so
you got you know your list and,uh, you know they got their
little google ratings and littlewhatever and I was like I was
like, I'm gonna do some research, fuck this, ai what you got.
Josh (25:56):
And so, like I asked ai a
bunch of questions about some
research about the the scene inthat town about, about the yeah,
like like uh quality.
Can you say where you're going?
Zach (26:07):
price.
I mean, I'm just being a big oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha okay um,
lexington, um, but anyway,lexington, kentucky, uh, is
where this will be okay, and soyou know.
I just asked ai, I was like youknow what's the what's the
scene like?
Like uh how many clubs you knowthey got?
There's ones to stay away fromit had the answers, didn't it?
It had all the answers.
Of course it did, and also I waslike all right, let's see how
(26:32):
far I can push this AI to try tobe like it went to them your
best friend, like you're welcome.
Well, like it as if this AIembodied a person and went to
these places and then gave me,it's honest, like take right.
And so I was asking you know,like, how chill are the clubs?
Fuck, you know what I mean.
Like it was asking, of course,you know how?
(26:54):
You know what are the?
What's the quality?
Josh (27:01):
of the talent.
Zach (27:01):
Yeah, dude you know also
what do they let you get away
with.
You know also what do they letyou get away with you know,
stuff like that the importantthing Like, and it was like
going and finding like it was.
It was pouring through likeYelp reviews and like Reddit
forums and because it would tellyou what it was it was doing.
It was going through reviewsand trying to compile a general
consensus from all the peoplethat have already been to these
(27:23):
things and then had a voice, anopinion and made or put a review
out there or whatever.
And of course, you know therewas a couple that when we were
first going through it I haven'ttold the guys this yet and I
guess they'll hear this on theon the on the pod when they
listen to it.
You're right, but uh, butthey'll, uh, they'll, um,
there's something to stay awayfrom.
There was some on the list thatwe were thinking of going to
that I was like, oh, this isprobably like one of the best
(27:44):
ones, but I'm not gonna go to um.
So ai has all those answers,even kind of disgusting ones.
Yeah, so boom, right there theyhad sex before.
Josh (27:55):
You're right, I was wrong.
Uh, yeah, so they have paint.
Zach (27:58):
He does the drawing yeah,
it's like this literally and
then they they yeah, then theyrun off and fuck in the fuck
mobile.
Josh (28:04):
Yeah, had a great time,
that's right, he just I mean,
it's like this literally andthen they yeah, and then they
run off and fuck and they fuck.
Zach (28:06):
Mobile.
Yeah, had a great time, that'sright.
He just I mean, it's like thelike.
Yeah, that was foreplay.
Josh (28:09):
She still looks Him.
Zach (28:11):
painting her was foreplay.
Josh (28:12):
She still looks amazing,
by the way.
Oh yeah, she's too old for himnow because he go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Zach (28:24):
Yeah, that's right.
Josh (28:25):
They were on the deck,
they walked out, and that's when
they saw the guy kicking theice around, I'm like what
happened?
Okay, yeah, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Yeah, so they see a nude sceneand then they fuck in the thing
Right, but.
Zach (28:35):
I see and I can't remember
.
I want to say that the firsttape in the box set ended with
them in the car.
Yeah, probably so, with thehand fucking hits the steamy
window.
Story shifts, because the storyshifted immediately after that
and the whole second tape wasthe disaster.
(28:56):
I think they intentionallysplit it up that way.
So yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Josh (29:02):
I didn't want to segue,
but I had to know.
Zach (29:04):
The last, however many
minutes of that physical tape on
that VHS got wore the fuck outon number one.
The beginning of the tape nevergot watched.
I don't even know how they goton the boat.
I think they boarded it.
I don't know when were theygoing to coming from.
I have no fucking idea.
Josh (29:22):
They didn't make it.
Zach (29:25):
I don't even know, but
yeah, and then the second tape.
I watched a lot of is.
Who Doesn't Love a GoodDisaster movie?
You know what I mean.
Why is that?
There's something about thehuman mind that loves to watch
shit get fucked up.
Josh (29:37):
Do we get the reviews?
Zach (29:38):
I interrupted you on this
AI thing about the fucking movie
For the gentleman's clubs.
Josh (29:43):
Yeah, then we can get to
disaster I just want to know
what this is.
Zach (29:47):
I've asked this Titanic
question on the tail end of my
conversation here.
What the fucking thing?
Sorry.
Sorry, listeners.
Yeah, so, like, so, like here'slike some.
I just ask an open-endedquestion.
I was like, what are the bestgentlemen's clubs in Kentucky?
And usually, whenever I asksomething that says what's the
best, it always gives me thispreamble that says best is
(30:10):
subjective.
But if you're looking for theseparameters, then here it gives
you a whole breakdown and youwant to just list them off.
Josh (30:17):
Yeah, absolutely, let's
hear it.
Zach (30:19):
All right.
So I just asked what the bestavailable, best ones are, and
they got Spearmint Rhino, whichis a we've.
Josh (30:27):
I'm familiar with the
Rhino, familiar with that one
I'm familiar with that one.
Zach (30:29):
I didn't realize it was a
chain, but I guess it is a chain
.
I didn't know you couldfranchise them.
Yeah, I guess so.
Josh (30:34):
You should.
There's a franchise opportunity.
You should really.
Yeah, I mean Tennessee sucksapparently they all have to have
licenses.
If you owned one, you'dprobably make a fortune.
I've seen you in theenvironment of that and you
really shine, Do I?
Yeah, you really do.
It's like Willy Wonka.
It's fucking cool.
Zach (30:51):
I don't know if I want to
have that claim to fame.
Josh (30:55):
Yeah, but it's not the way
you think, people.
Zach (30:57):
I don't want everybody to
get misconstrued here.
Josh (30:59):
It's not though it.
It's just kind of like I don'tknow.
Zach (31:02):
I turn into you.
You have like a glow about you.
I turn into you, I guess.
Fuck, I don't know, I'll hypeman super high energy.
Josh (31:10):
I've bragged about it to
multiple people.
Yeah, I was like, if you'regoing to ever go to one, take
Zach with you.
Yeah, I said because you won'thave a bad time.
Zach (31:19):
Just do it.
They're a delight to say Goahead.
Josh (31:21):
Excuse me.
Zach (31:22):
You know, one day I'm
going to have to put down such
things, but now is not that time.
Yeah, no, yeah.
So Spearmint Rhino was kind ofnumber one.
Kind of listing them off basedoff of, I guess, reviews is what
it's doing.
And then Cowboys, showgirls,which is an I don't know if it's
(31:44):
really like like a full stripbar thing I've only ever been to
with you like just like a barwith dancers or something, but
oh, you like pasties orsomething.
Yeah, kind of like go-go dancersor something yeah, like I've
been to nude bars before whereyou'd like the bartenders are
wearing like little pasties,little go-go dancers, like
dancing in the cave or whatever.
Josh (32:03):
That's fun.
Zach (32:05):
Cheetah's Cheetah, premier
Gentleman's Club.
Okay, that was number three.
Deja Vu, that's also, and alsoI think Cheetah is also a
franchise.
Josh (32:14):
Now I've heard the Deja Vu
name before.
Zach (32:15):
Deja Vu.
Well, there's one in Nashville.
Oh, that's right.
Okay, yeah, it's the only one.
That's still.
Well, there's another one now,it's operating yeah.
Okay yeah, Nashville kind ofsucks for.
Josh (32:28):
Tennessee.
In general it's a blue city.
It sucks for it.
Zach (32:31):
It's like when I went to
St Louis.
Missouri also sucks ass for it,and you have to go across the
state lines.
Josh (32:38):
Oh, that's where all the
clubs are.
Zach (32:39):
They're not in St Louis.
Okay, All right Well you haveto go across the river, but
anyway, deja Vu.
And then Divas Gentleman Club.
That's the local joint, that'snot a franchise.
Josh (32:51):
So what is?
Well, you know, spearmintRhino's class.
Zach (32:54):
Yeah.
So it gave me like some youknow generic, you know like you
know marketing kind ofhighlights and why it's popular
kind of bullshit.
So I was like this is not likegive me the real details.
You know what I'm saying, andthen he talks about.
You know the variety ofpersonnel and then, you know
pricing, and then safety andresearch was like its parameters
(33:17):
or whatever, and so that wasthe list.
So you kind of put SpearmintRhino number one, cowboys number
two, cheetahs number three,deja deja vu number four and
divas number five, right, so I'mguessing there's only five
clubs.
There might be some others, butyeah, but it's fucking lex and
he can talk to you like how manycan you have?
that's kind of what I wasthinking.
You know, I'm saying it's not anot a huge, like it's not a big
(33:39):
metropolitan type thing.
No, um, yeah, so we did that.
So I was like here's one.
The one rule of thumb wheneveryou go into some of these clubs
is if they serve alcohol, theycan't take the bottoms off.
Is basically the general rule.
Most states are like that,which is fine it's if they serve
alcohol, then they can only dotopless only.
(34:01):
So just rule of thumb there.
Josh (34:05):
I think that I don't know,
it's like a travel channel bit
we're doing right now.
Zach (34:08):
Yeah, this is like yeah
pretty much I'm your travel
advisory.
Let me be your guide, so anyway.
So I was asking, instead ofjust you know, looking up and
asking which clubs serve alcoholwhich don't, or whatever.
I just asked what are the?
Um, you know which clubs servealcohol which don't, or whatever
?
I just asked that what are thelap dance rules in Lexington?
(34:29):
Right, Makes sense Because alsostates have particular rules,
right, there's only there's some, some that you have to be so
many feet from the stage whilethey're topless.
Okay, right, sure, and then, uh, and then also, if you go to a
VIP room and they're bought andthey where they, if they don't
serve alcohol and it's BYOB,they can take their bottoms off,
but only in a VIP rooms, andwhenever their bottoms are off,
(34:52):
they had to be so many feet awayfrom me.
Like there's all these rules,sure, right.
So I was like what are thefucking rules?
Josh (34:57):
Cause I don't know what
you want to go in knowing.
Zach (34:59):
I is like, yeah, so I
asked that question and it's
pretty much the same generickind of thing If it didn't have
any.
Apparently Kentucky orLexington City does not have any
particular laws regarding theperformance itself, but it's
really based on whatever theclub decides on touching and all
(35:21):
that kind of stuff.
Josh (35:23):
But if it the one rule is
if you serve alcohol, bottoms
got to stay on that's prettymuch standard, so it's a lot
like vegas, but pretty much yes,so it sounds like yeah so
that's what I was trying to,that's what I was trying to ask
the.
Zach (35:34):
The question it was, like
you know, is this is as strict
as vegas or not?
Let's google reviews probablywould have given you more
information well, no, I'm sayingit's giving me a bevy, I'm just
giving the oh, okay, I'm notspelling it all out.
Yeah, I got you.
No, yeah.
So I mean it breaks it all down, talks about specific, if
there's any kind of feat thatthey have to be when they're
(35:55):
doing certain things.
They even talk about people'sexperience with how many
bouncers around if there's apolice presence, like a whole
bunch of shit.
Josh (36:04):
Okay, experience with like
how many bouncers around?
Zach (36:06):
if there's like a police
presence like a whole bunch of
shit.
Okay, you want to feel safe.
Yes, and it's mostly for the,for the dancers, right?
That's the point sure uh,they're.
And also it did make a pointthat said that if it's a
franchise place, they're moregoing to be more strict and on
top of their game, and, um,because it's it's a franchise,
you know I'm saying yeah,correct, so the privately owned.
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, correct.
So the privately owned ones,the ones that are just you know
(36:28):
that one spot they're, moreoften than not, they will be the
ones that are going to have thelax rules.
But then also that comes withgetting rated, Like it ended up
telling me that Diva is the onethat's the local place.
Yeah, it's not a franchise.
Josh (36:43):
They had a shooting in
2019 right like okay, well, so
you can touch, but you'll getshot.
You might get shot right.
Zach (36:49):
So what I'm saying is like
my boyfriend rolls up, so what
it?
I mean the, the.
That's really easy to explainbecause, like, if, if, the, if
the place is super lax, right inthe rules, it's going to
attract more.
You know less than gentlemanlydudes, douchebags and
(37:10):
sleazeballs.
Josh (37:11):
Douchebags and assholes,
and fucking thugs and shit.
And that's a recipe fordisaster, I think you should
take the guys to the Rhino.
Zach (37:17):
I think we should go to
Divas Fucking ride the light.
Josh (37:19):
Oh, okay, well, start at
it.
Zach (37:21):
I think you should go to
the.
Josh (37:22):
Rhino.
Probably I mean that was a niceplace.
Zach (37:25):
Yeah, right.
That was a real I mean, andthey all served alcohol, so
they're all actually in.
Like all of them, they servealcohol.
Josh (37:34):
That bar was nice too.
Zach (37:35):
No one's going to be bobs.
Josh (37:42):
And I'll say this right
now.
Zach (37:45):
I've been to like a
hundred or anything like that.
Do you need to step up?
But I guess I'm not in troubleddeserts or anything like that.
But anyway, I've been to ahandful and uh I gotta say, uh,
keep the bottoms on.
Josh (37:59):
I've only ever been to two
with you and yeah, I agree a
hundred percent.
Zach (38:03):
I'm right there with you,
don't need the bottoms off.
Josh (38:05):
Well, you've had both.
I've only had.
Zach (38:07):
Yeah, that stays covered I
yeah, see, and I would say like
kind of weird me out yeah, likewhen they go to you, go to the
vip, uh, most time if they'redancing on you it's on like
their shit's on.
Obviously that's a little, butI have been to some key west,
for instance.
Josh (38:23):
They put in your face.
Zach (38:24):
Yes, yikes, it's, that's a
free for all down there.
But anyway, uh, and probablyand they're all, a lot of them
come from Miami, so Miami isprobably very much.
There's probably some clubsthat are like free for all down
there too, but anyway, I haven'tbeen to any clubs in Miami.
But uh, but a little wild, Idon't know, it's international
water rules or something, Idon't know, but not really part
(38:52):
of Florida.
But I got to say just seeingjust vagina and buttholes by
themselves all the time.
Josh (39:01):
Yeah.
Zach (39:02):
Like give me a little peek
, see what you got going on down
there.
Cool, cover it back up.
Now cover it back up and right,you know.
Okay, well, you know, this isme.
I don't know, maybe some peoplelike looking at buttholes all
day I.
Josh (39:14):
I know I'm all right, I'm
not.
I'm not a fan of it.
I don't need to see balloon.
Zach (39:16):
That's fine, I don't need
to see that and you know,
sometimes, uh, their, theirshit's, you know, blown out you
know, y'all need to see that.
Josh (39:23):
I'm going to see all that.
You know what I'm saying.
Hey, you know what?
That's fine, they're allbeautiful, blah, blah, whatever.
Zach (39:28):
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I get it.
Some of them just are best.
Josh (39:33):
They probably feel the
same way if it was a room full
of dicks.
Zach (39:47):
Oh yeah, 100%.
Nobody wants to alcohol andthem serve me drinks than having
to BYOB and bring my own, thanto you know, yeah, I agree.
Then it's just like being arounda bunch of super hot waitresses
.
Josh (39:55):
Yeah, pretty much yeah.
Zach (39:57):
So anyway, that's my
general take on it.
So whenever I saw that one, itwas like pretty much all the
Lexington ones where they servealcohol, and so they got to keep
their bottom when is likethat's not a lot.
Josh (40:06):
When is this trip
occurring?
Zach (40:08):
uh, maybe in about a month
ish oh wow, so it's coming up
something like that.
Okay, um, it's in thepreliminary stages of planning
right now, so have the boys beento the rhino before?
I think, uh, I think drew's beento the one in vegas, ah nice,
yeah, because he was asking mewhen he was out there last.
He was asking me about the onesthat I went to, yeah, that we
went to.
And I told him, uh, and I don't, I think, I'm not sure which
(40:31):
one he ended up going to.
Okay, I'm not sure if it was aSapphire or Spearmint Rhino, or
do we go to the peppermint hippo?
No, it's the rhino.
It was the rhino, that's right.
It's a big fucking rhinoceros,that's correct.
Josh (40:48):
We went to those two.
The first trip we went, we wentto that one and all we did.
Well, you found them.
I just told you to use yourskills.
Zach (40:56):
Well, that was my stripper
friend.
Well, that was her number two.
That, well, that was her numbertwo that's correct.
So it was her suggestion.
Yes, actually good call, uh.
Actually I need to hit her upso you can tell her we're like
back on air.
I don't know if she's uh,because she was an avid listener
.
Josh (41:11):
Yep, I don't know she
donated money to the show.
Zach (41:13):
I think she fell off at
some point, because she used to,
you know, message me aboutstuff that we talk about on the
show every once in a while.
But I haven't heard from her ina while.
Josh (41:23):
Tell her to send some more
money.
Zach (41:27):
That's one more listener.
we need to get Right.
Yeah, dude, we actually have alot of downloads from Nevada she
did go to Alaska not too longago to try to dance there.
Josh (41:39):
It was just for vacation
slash work.
Zach (41:42):
And then something she
didn't make her audition.
They were closed today, so shewas like fuck it, I'm just going
to make this like a vacation.
So she went all around AlaskaTrying to copy you.
Yeah, pretty much.
She actually went to a lot ofthe same spots that I ended up
going to.
Josh (41:57):
It was a good spot.
It was a good episode.
We broke all that down.
Zach (42:00):
Yeah, dude, highly
recommend doing Alaska.
But if I had a fucking, ofcourse we went to Anchorage and
that's where she went.
That's where the club is.
It was something like superAlaskan.
It was like the, somethingabout like the sled dogs den no
it was like the beaver den orsome shit Fuck Like of course.
Yes, it was some sort of itclub or like a hangout for
(42:22):
hunters.
Yeah, so it's you know which isprobably both you know, right,
there's something like that Ican't.
Don't call me actually.
Let's look it up right now.
Josh (42:29):
It's something it was very
alaskan um, let's see alaska
strip club well, that algorithmis gonna be a good here in the
next couple days.
Zach (42:41):
Yeah I know it's gonna
just be nothing but strip clubs.
Oh, you know, this is what itwas.
This is what it was.
It actually had alaska in thename.
Josh (42:50):
It was a great alaskan
bush company yeah, perfect, okay
, which is perfect, which isgreat.
Uh, what if they like a bushsection?
Zach (42:57):
yeah, right, so leave them
so see, that's what I'm saying.
It sounds like a, like a, youknow, nature tours, or something
like that right, perfect, areyou gonna take a sea plane and
you're gonna like a like a, youknow nature tours or something
like that?
Right, or are you?
gonna take a sea plane andyou're gonna fly over the you
know alaskan wilderness, but no,or you go in there and there's
just titties and bush and bush,right, uh, so anyway, uh, if I
did, if I would not have beenwith uh family, family members,
(43:20):
uh I definitely would have,because that first night when we
get there, we just basicallygot in the hotel and just went
to sleep.
If I'd have known that wasaround.
Yeah, you know, I was with theboys.
I've been like fuck, sleep,that's true, you don't need it.
No, no, we would.
And that one remember thatthere was that one girl.
That was it the second time.
Yeah, it was the second time.
We we went back.
(43:40):
We went to spearmint rhino, thefirst one that came up to me,
and she sat down and I turnedand I was like I just I was
already a little tall, dark,yeah, dark, dark hair chick was
a few little tattoos, I rememberI turned to her.
Josh (43:53):
I was like you are my type
, yeah I remember you saying
that she was out loud she wasactually.
Zach (43:57):
I know she was actually
from alaska.
Yeah, she was tall dark hair.
Yeah, uh, she had like told, Ishould like dark kind of curly
hair, indian like yes, Iremember skin color.
Is that right, but she's kind oftannish, yeah, but she yeah um,
you like kind of, yeah, yep, Iremember you saying that it was
awesome yeah, she was, she wascool, um, and then that other
(44:18):
girl came up and ended upgobbling up all my attention.
Of course they, you know theyvery um, respectful of you.
If, like a one of the girls iswith a client patron, they're
not going to try to steal, youknow they don't do that or
whatever.
But I kind of at the time I waskind of like you go away, come
back yeah, you guys should fightabout it like I'd see her walk
(44:38):
around, I was like no, come overhere and tell her to leave me
alone.
You sit down fuck.
Josh (44:42):
That girl was a lot bigger
than her.
She could have just removed herass.
Zach (44:44):
You probably could have
right, yeah, but the other girl
ended up being really cool too,because she gave me a 30-minute
lap dance for like 20 bucks.
Yep, that was wild.
And then that's where you endedup, you know we ended up
developing a possible newbusiness model, which apparently
(45:06):
is a thing.
Now I saw that I came acrossthis I think it was on Instagram
or something, and that's athing to where in some places,
they have massage therapists onstaff.
Yeah Right, well, they'll workthe girls out and you know on
(45:26):
them eight hour shifts, you know10 hour shifts or whatever.
You know on them fuckingridiculous heels and dance
around and shit.
They need to get the musclesworked out.
Well, you have to.
Josh (45:35):
You're going to.
Zach (45:36):
I mean, it's a physical,
it's a physical job athletes.
So you know I would, I shouldbe a, you know, a sports
therapist.
Is basically all I'm saying.
Josh (45:46):
Yeah, I mean, that's very
niche very niche sports there.
Well, I mean, you're nodifferent than those people
online that only do chiropracticadjustments for hot women and
yoga pants.
Zach (45:57):
Yeah Right, which they
only, that's only qualify to do
that.
I've shared some like I've seenchiropractic videos before and
some of the ones that I've comeacross where it's like a Russian
dude yes, he's just straightmolesting these women.
Josh (46:11):
He's the one where he's
like, grabs their hips.
There's no chiropractic,there's no medical thing going
on.
The adjustment is dry humping?
Zach (46:17):
Yes, pretty much.
They're like like laying ontheir stomach.
It's kind of like that andthey'll grab it.
Steve over here humpingsomething.
Josh (46:25):
No, he's about to lay down
on that.
Zach (46:27):
Oh yeah, so yeah, he does
this thing.
I wish we had video he'skneading.
Well, yeah, he'll find it.
You get one of his toys andhe'll get all four of his paws
on it and he'll just like bounceon it and like make biscuits.
I don't even know why he'sdoing it.
He doesn't even get a video ofit.
Yeah, look at him.
Josh (46:45):
It's really odd.
Yeah, he does it.
It looks like he's about totake a shit.
It really does.
I should try this one before Iget in bed.
Zach (46:53):
Right, yeah, that's what
it looks like it's like the
floor is lava.
Yeah, pretty much.
Josh (46:58):
I'm just playing a game
like this is my life raft.
Zach (47:00):
Pretty much.
Yeah, he does it every once ina while, man, I don't know what
it's about, and then he's holdon, then he'll bite it and he's
like, oh well, and you're like,all right, not yet.
Here I'm going to try tobalance on this thing.
I think I could probably teachhim tricks to like balance on
like a beach ball or something.
Josh (47:17):
Because that's basically
what it looks like.
Yeah, but look how I'm waitingfor him to sit down.
Zach (47:22):
Cats have extra vertebrae
in their spines so they have
that spring when they run.
Oh, yeah he's just constantlyadjusting.
I'm not quite sure what he'sdoing.
You'll love to know what's goingon in his little head right now
.
He's like yep, whoa, whoa,adjust, wait this paw, move this
(47:43):
paw.
I think he's going to sit down,perfect.
Is that what he's trying to do?
He's trying to sit.
Josh (47:49):
Usually they'll do it in a
circle and they'll like pat it
out and then sit he.
His little legs are quiveringlike he wants to sit down.
Zach (47:55):
Like he wants to sit or he
wants to hump or he wants to
shit.
One of the two or all three?
Josh (47:59):
Yes, or four, however many
you said.
This has been going on for aminute and 20.
I'm about to.
He'll do it.
Zach (48:05):
He'll do that for a while.
Josh (48:07):
Wow, Until you know he
gets, I don't want him to get
stage fright.
Zach (48:18):
I'll leave him.
It's weird, but yeah, anyway.
So that guy like I've seenthose videos, the guy like it's
it's, yeah, like he grabs theirankles.
They're like on their stomach,yeah, and he's.
They, you know, he's grabbingtheir ankles and he's just kind
of like shimmying their fuckinglegs back and forth and it's
just like you're not adjustinganything.
Well, you're just trying tolike shake their ass.
Have you seen that on camera?
You've seen the one where it'sreally weird?
Josh (48:35):
You've seen the one where
they have those classes where
there's a dude doing theirchakras and basically these
women are having orgasms buthe's just touching them
Everybody's clothed but he'sjust touching them.
And this is a class andeverybody's watching like, oh,
this is great, I can't wait formy turn.
Zach (48:52):
How much do you think of
that as real?
Josh (48:54):
or as bullshit.
It's bullshit.
I don't care what anybody says,it's bullshit.
Zach (49:05):
It's like this account I
follow on Instagram called
McDojo Life, I think, andbasically it's a guy who's a
real fight martial artsaficionado and he follows UFC
and Brazilian jiu-Jitsu and allthat kind of stuff and so he
knows, like, what real fightingis and he basically just goes
around and exposes all of theselike Chi masters.
Josh (49:26):
You mean the ones that can
do like one karate chop and
like kill a decapitated guy.
Zach (49:29):
Yeah, so, like somebody,
like you know, they do these
demonstrations to where, likethey'll have a student, have a
student, punch them in thestomach, but they'll move their
body and their energy and chiwill go through the fist and
immobilize and why are?
They always a lard ass.
Josh (49:46):
Yes, Never a fit person.
Zach (49:49):
They're always always some
fat middle-aged fuck.
Josh (49:54):
It's a washed-up
collegiate athlete.
Zach (49:56):
Every time dude.
And they also have somebogus-ass fucking philosophy
behind their style or whatever.
Josh (50:04):
This is like the hidden
owl.
Zach (50:06):
Yes, there'd be some weird
fat pedophile-looking dude
sitting on a fucking chair andhe's fighting three guys while
not moving his hands, legs.
He's just sitting in a chairand it's like every time they
punch his shoulder he'll liketwitch and they'll like fall and
flip and then his gi never fitsright yeah and it's always none
.
Of it makes any sense, likehe's got like a fucking yellow
belt on or something, have you?
Josh (50:26):
noticed they wear their gi
, just like a fat dude wears a
polo.
All the buttons are undone.
Zach (50:30):
Yes and the collar's.
They look like they're wearinga bathrobe.
It's retarded, but yeah, when Isee the chiropractor thing,
going on.
That's what I think it'sbullshit.
Josh (50:43):
I went and I've never had
a full adjustment.
I actually asked do I have tobe a hot girl to get a full
adjustment?
Is that what qualifies me toget any work done?
I mean I was fixed, but all thetime they ever advertise it's
like I always wanted to go, butI always feel like you.
Zach (50:57):
I feel like you need.
Josh (50:59):
They give you x-rays.
I mean you and they work theproblem.
You know, I've never justwanted to be like adjust me
Right.
I guess you could.
Zach (51:05):
Yeah, I don't have any
systemic pain, chronic pain of
any kind.
Josh (51:09):
I went to get fixed, so I
can't just go to the.
Zach (51:12):
I know I can't just go to
the chiropractor.
Josh (51:14):
You can.
My dad's been.
There was one at the airport heused to.
I know.
Funny enough, one of theairports he went into for
traveling, for work, there was achiropractor's office and he
went every time he went to thatairport he would get adjusted.
Zach (51:31):
Yeah, no pain, you just
paying for that.
I don't know, I just neverthought about doing that.
You generally avoid doctors ofall types.
Josh (51:36):
Yeah, of course, if I'm
not bleeding out the front or
back, correct.
Zach (51:39):
As long as the hole is not
bleeding.
Josh (51:41):
Yeah, pretty much.
As long as there's nothingleaking out of either one of my
faucets, I'm good.
Zach (51:44):
Exactly.
Josh (51:45):
Yeah, that's kind of how I
feel about it.
Right If the color's off red.
Zach (51:52):
Yeah, that's typically
color green or red.
Green is like a warning greenis green is the warning sign, is
it?
And then yeah, because I meanyou feel like a mucus or
whatever.
Josh (52:01):
It can be kind of green or
yellowish, but you know, here
I'm just talking in general oh,I thought you meant the front.
Zach (52:08):
I thought I was like dick
and ass I was like green, yeah,
if you got mucus out of your ass.
You got my bad green.
I don't know what the fuck thatis it's very come like yeah,
right, yeah but yeah, green is awarning, red is a fucking.
Get your ass to the hospital.
Yeah, pretty much so you'regood.
Um, yeah, so, uh, that's alittle, uh, little hot tip for
you, um, a little medical tip,but um, yeah, I don't, I don't
(52:31):
know what the thing I would liketo go and get a full adjustment
, you should go it's justbecause I, you know, I mean you
known me a long time.
I pop my any joint.
I could pop, I'd pop.
Josh (52:41):
I still.
That's crazy to me.
The video you were talkingabout, though, like where that
dude just shakes that.
Well, now they have thoseclasses too, where that woman
will give classes on sexualpositions to other women.
Yeah, and like it'll be twowomen and she's just you got to
do it like this and she'sgrinding on this poor lady on
the ground.
I'm like this this is an actualpaid class, I think.
I think you can find a class ora group of people for anything.
Zach (53:03):
I think some of that, like
the chiropractor guy, the
Russian dude that's justmolesting women and calls
himself a chiropractor.
Yeah, they also the one that bylike putting their his hand on
the small, their back.
Josh (53:15):
Or he does it like on
their stomach.
He's like I'm aligning yourchakras.
Zach (53:18):
They're like legit, like
convulsing.
Josh (53:20):
Yeah.
Zach (53:21):
Like that, and then the
chick that does like the you
know, I don't know sex positionlessons, but it looks like yoga
or something.
Yeah, half the time I feel likeyou know that looks like a
class or a business.
It's just for Instagram.
Yeah, probably the whole thing.
It's almost like you're awareof these Instagram influencer
(53:46):
type.
These usually women thatthey'll be on a private jet, but
they actually have entirestages and sets.
That's a jet, and so you canwalk onto this stage and you can
pretend that you're like livingthe high life on this private
jet or whatever.
That's how I feel about thesechiropractors and these classes.
Quote air, quote classes.
That people do is it's all setup for Instagram.
(54:09):
Well, and you know, dependingon what the women look like, I
get trapped.
Josh (54:14):
We know we've said it
before on this show.
I mean, it's just hot chicks,it's attractive people in
general.
But speaking of weird shit likethat, you've seen the video
from TLC where that guy has thatcondition where he has like 30,
40 orgasms a day.
Zach (54:28):
Yeah.
Josh (54:30):
I like how they went to
try to go play golf First off.
Disc golf First off.
Yeah, thank you First off.
First off, uh, disc golf firstoff.
Yeah, thank you, first off.
Zach (54:40):
uh, I'm not hanging out
with you I'm not taking you out
in public if you have 40 or 50organs a day.
If I was like, like, maybe,like right now that's your house
.
Josh (54:45):
Yeah, like I like if I had
known you and like as long as I
have and you told me in thebeginning, but if you just like
had keep that hidden for almost20 years, right, I'm like I
can't go to the movies with you.
If you're next to me in asci-fi movie, like watching the
Avengers, and you climax at theend.
Zach (55:00):
I mean we'd have, we'd
have to hang out.
Josh (55:01):
in short, now, if you
could do it, like quietly and
like you just look like you'rehaving a real bad headache or
something like but that dudelike had to get on how to say.
I'm not a very.
Your O-face is not yeah.
Zach (55:17):
I'm not a very aggressive
climaxer.
I like that better.
That's cool.
You know what I mean.
I'm a very understated, subtleclimaxer, like a fucking ninja.
You wouldn't even know it.
Josh (55:28):
Oh, okay.
Well, yeah, you're by your, Imean.
Zach (55:31):
No, even, oh, even with.
Josh (55:33):
Oh, okay.
Zach (55:35):
Yeah, huh, not very vocal,
at least during that period.
Okay, you know what I mean.
When the vinegar strokes hitlike everything shuts off.
So you're quiet, I'm quietgenerally Good for you and it's
just enjoying the nut, you know.
Yeah, I'm not trying to beperformative with it.
Josh (55:56):
Are you performative?
No, it's not performative, butit's like.
Zach (55:58):
I just don't.
Come on, Josh, Tell me how doyou nut?
Josh (56:00):
Well, sometimes I just
like you know how I am.
I'm an emotional dude anywayswhen it comes to everything.
So, obviously, if it's, that'swhat a fucking question.
How do you nut?
Yeah, how do you nut?
I'll be honest, it's, I'll behonest, it's loud.
Zach (56:15):
That's a question that's
going out to the audience.
How do you not Message back onall of our socials?
How do you not?
Josh (56:22):
I apologize for family,
who's listening to this?
Zach (56:26):
But they know what this
show is.
Josh (56:28):
We're 72 episodes in.
I mean, I talked about shavingmyself the first time.
I got to episode 5 of this show.
Yeah, no, I'm loud, I'm like awoman all right, it's not to be
performative.
It's kind of like I just kindof like you just get into it.
Zach (56:42):
Dude, kylie's gonna listen
.
You're just getting into it,pissed like I.
Josh (56:45):
Yeah, I just get into it
you know I am, I'm an
experienced guy.
Yeah so like you don't go on aroller coaster and then, like
when you put your, arms down thehill.
You're just like this, yeahright, you, you get all excited.
Zach (56:55):
That's how I am okay I got
you all right, I'm just excited
to be there remember, once upona time, we were talking about
how this whole podcast was gonnabe like movies and tv.
Yeah well, you started to getback to its origins of like
jerking off and sex and clubs.
Yeah, dude, and hot women nolike that's, that's how I look
at it, like I I'm gonna, likeI'm I'm having, I'm happy to be
there yeah, yeah, yeah right,I'm having a great time, right
(57:15):
exactly, you're just letting theemotions take you wherever they
go.
Josh (57:19):
I don't ever want to see
my face recorded.
Zach (57:21):
No, no, no.
Josh (57:23):
If we did a video panel of
just like, if everybody like
just face, like you know they dothose reaction videos when
women get Brazilians?
Zach (57:29):
and they just show their
face and it's like if they just
showed like dudes O faces, thatwould go viral.
I'll record my next time.
I can't.
Josh (57:38):
It's horrible.
Zach (57:40):
Because I don't want to
know it's being recorded.
Josh (57:42):
I swear to God, I'm having
like deja vu that I've talked
about this on the podcast before.
We still don't know what it isand your friend said it was my
first girlfriend.
Zach (57:50):
You do it out in the wild.
Yes, my first girlfriend, ex.
Now she told me that I do myO-Face in the wild and I'm like
I swear to God she would nevertell me what it was.
I can tell you right now I donot do it.
So she could have been fuckingwith me the entire time.
Maybe I don't, but then,unconfirmed, I could be doing it
(58:11):
out in public, and if anybodyhas ever seen my face when a
camera, is nearby.
Josh (58:18):
If anybody's listening
that's seen Zach come, can y'all
let us know what his face lookslike?
Zach (58:24):
That's the reason from
then on out.
Doggy.
Only, no one's seen my facesince she made that comment.
Josh (58:30):
Alright, what's going to
suck is, if you ever found out,
it was that you do it during ourpodcast.
Zach (58:37):
Right, exactly, yeah, I
can tell you right now.
Josh (58:40):
I do not do mine in public
, so you don't have to worry
about that, unless I get taseredby the police or yeah, maybe
that's what it is I guess if weever go to a theme park together
.
Zach (58:50):
My O face and also my
getting stabbed face is the same
thing, or?
Josh (58:54):
they take those
screenshots of you, like in
rides.
They're like you want to buy apicture at the end of the ride.
Zach (58:58):
They're like that's going
to be your face.
That's what I'm saying, ifanybody knows me.
If there's a camera nearby andit's a candid shot, for some
reason my face goes intocontortion mode and I make the
weird.
I never make a good face in acandid shot.
Yeah, in a candid photo, most Inever make a good face in a
candid shot.
Yeah, in a candid photo?
Most people don't, but I mean,it's like a skill that I have.
(59:18):
Oh, oh, what's up Siri.
She heard you Fuck you, siri shesaid try again, but yeah, so I
imagine my O-face is captured ona camera somewhere.
Josh (59:35):
Hopefully a family card or
a Christmas card would be great
.
Family card, a Christmas card.
Zach (59:38):
Right, usually I'm smiling
.
In those I can tell you I'm notsmiling.
Josh (59:43):
Next time you jerk off, do
it in the mirror.
Zach (59:46):
Of all the faces that
someone could make, a guy O-face
, smiling is the creepiest one.
It has to be the worst one.
Would frowning be worse?
Well, I'm saying yeah, but Imean, well, would anybody if
you're smiling?
Josh (01:00:01):
right, I don't think I
could, because your eye starts
to twitch.
Yes, yeah, it's like sucking ona lemon.
Zach (01:00:04):
Well, and also it's like
that's got to be kind of
off-putting and creepy Right.
No, am I wrong?
I think I've ever smiled, maybeafterwards, I mean just like
pumped right.
I mean seeing a lady naked wascool as fuck.
(01:00:24):
Well, I mean just act it out inyour head and then you smile
that just is weird.
Josh (01:00:26):
But it's an awesome moment
, right, it's great, it's a good
time, you're having a good time.
It should be something that youwill smile at least we're
having a good time.
I don't know.
I don't know about her.
Zach (01:00:31):
I have no idea but, um,
you know, we're having a good
time and then I can't.
Josh (01:00:35):
I don't know I don't
remember, I might try I might
try.
Zach (01:00:38):
I might try a smile but
like a like, a like a hallmark
smile it's probably, like youknow, trying to like keep your
eyes open while you sneeze likeit's impossible.
Josh (01:00:47):
Have you tried that?
You can't smile?
There's a girl on instagramthat tried that.
She got she did it.
Yeah, it was really weirdlooking.
Zach (01:00:53):
It's probably like it's
probably physiologically
impossible.
It's the scariest so when youhit vinegar strokes and you nut,
you are incapable of grinning.
Josh (01:01:01):
That's the scariest I've
ever been.
While I'm driving is when Isneeze Because I have to close
my eyes briefly.
Zach (01:01:06):
And I swear I'm like this,
is it?
Josh (01:01:07):
This is my moment.
Zach (01:01:08):
And doesn't your heart
skip a beat or some shit like
that when you do that?
Yeah, it's a dangerous time.
Josh (01:01:13):
It's not a good time.
Zach (01:01:16):
The projectiles come out
like 100 miles an hour 200 miles
an hour?
Josh (01:01:21):
Did you say you're going
to smile during vinegar strokes?
And try it.
Zach (01:01:24):
Yeah, I'm going to see if
it's like trying to sneeze with
your eyes open.
It's difficult, like doable,but I'm just going to try to
crack a smile.
Josh (01:01:31):
Let's report that back in
next week.
Zach (01:01:34):
That's personal research.
We'll get into some scientificmethod here and figure out the
best way to do this.
Get a hypothesis, figure it outRight, test the theory, then
document our results.
That's it, and then we need tobe a work-sided page.
We may have to skip the peerreview, but then we'll get it
published in a journal and maybewe'll win a Nobel peace prize.
Josh (01:01:58):
I've given him out peace,
I mean my peace.
Right now I get it.
Zach (01:02:01):
I mean you met your deck.
Josh (01:02:03):
I got it.
Zach (01:02:04):
Well, uh, movies, TV,
let's get back to something like
that.
Here was something that wetalked about, uh, last episode.
Uh, about movies that come outin twos.
Right, yeah, there were someothers that were talked about.
(01:02:24):
That was mentioned to me and Ithought we kind of brought it up
.
But what if the two of us cameup with all the combos that we
can think of and then pick whichone is better than the other?
All right, Right, which is thebetter of the two?
So if an alien came down andsays, oh, look at all these
(01:02:46):
movies that look the fuckingsame.
Which one should I watch?
We could tell them, like, watchthis one, don't watch that one.
Okay.
Right yeah, so you remember.
The first one I think we talkedabout was Armageddon and Deep.
Impact Armageddon and DeepImpact.
Josh (01:02:58):
Now you're not talking
about them coming out the same
year.
This is the same genre,basically the same a re-skinned
movie.
Zach (01:03:04):
Yes, it's the same concept
of a movie that came out within
the year of art Okay.
I'm pretty sure that would bethe standard and I'm pretty sure
those two movies came outwithin a year apart.
And of the two let's just startwith that Armageddon and Deep
Impact which one would yourecommend over the other, like
(01:03:24):
if you had to destroy one movieand only watch the other one.
Which would you pick?
Which one would you?
Josh (01:03:29):
destroy.
You want to do that as ourfirst one?
Yeah, I'm going to pick DeepImpact.
Deep Impact really, yep, okay,yep.
The one yeah, uh, I'm gonnapick deep impact.
Deep impact, really.
Yep, okay, yep.
Uh, reason being well, you go,you give me yours I think I'm
gonna have to go armageddon okay, uh, for me I think there's a
little more.
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Armageddon is a lot more like, Ithink, for the.
For me it's a little more.
I don't want to say fake,because both of them are pretty
far-fetched in a way, but Ithink for me Armageddon was kind
of cowboy-ish, as far as youwere really more immersed in the
characters and casting.
Deep Impact to me was a littlemore.
Zach (01:04:08):
I mean Armageddon was
Michael Bay.
Yeah, I love both of them.
Was it Jerry Bruckheimer?
No, it was Michael.
Josh (01:04:15):
Bay, michael Bay, norma
Gettin, I'm pretty sure.
Zach (01:04:17):
So it was very Michael Bay
if it was, yeah, trying to go
back to the conversation I washaving to, very ill-prepared.
But so why would you go?
That's why you would go.
Deep Impact, yeah, because forme.
Josh (01:04:38):
I think Deep Impact is a
little more.
I've gone back and watched DeepImpact more than I have
Armageddon Okay, Armageddon tome is like I like the characters
more because the casting wasreally solid, which both had
A-list celebrities in them.
Zach (01:04:53):
Yeah, I mean, I go for
Armageddon for that reason,
because Bruce Willis, BenAffleck, owen Wilson, michael
Clarke, duncan, steve Buscemilike it had fucking Billy, bob
Thornton, like it had everybody,yeah and everybody was great to
me and the concept with itbeing, you know, longshore
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drillers, you know deep-seadrillers on fucking an asteroid,
deep Impact was definitely morescientific.
Josh (01:05:28):
I guess that's the part
that I'm.
That's what I'm.
I guess that's probably thebetter way If I was going to
choose to.
I like both of them.
I've seen both repeatedly.
But yeah, deep ImpactArmageddon of course had the
asteroids.
It's the size of Texas, it'sgoing to wipe it out.
And then Deep Impact was acomet.
Armageddon was an asteroid.
That's two big differences yes,also, if you go back and look at
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the visuals, the asteroid inArmageddon looked like something
out of a science fiction comicor movie, or because it was like
green, it growled deep.
Impact was a comet.
It looked very common-esque,like it looked like one, yeah,
yeah and then now there was some, also some, you know when they
split the whole thing they blewup the comet and split it, so a
piece of it hit still which thatwhole shit was crazy yeah, so
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okay, so all right.
Zach (01:06:15):
So yeah, I see why you
like Deep Impact because it's a
little bit more realistic.
A little bit and the fact thata piece of it did hit.
So there's the disaster elementthat you got the visuals of it,
the visual disaster element.
Yeah, that's true.
That's fair.
I agree with that assessment.
I think if I was to watch oneon repeat, I would watch
Armageddon and also that greatscene where they're singing the
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Aerosmith song.
Josh (01:06:40):
It's a great movie.
It's a great movie.
Billy Bob Thornton is great init.
I love the whole thing, it's anawesome movie.
Zach (01:06:43):
It's actually one of the
first movies that I watched that
it's PG-13, right, it's a PG-13movie.
Yeah, and it was the first timethat I think I was in a movie
theater or maybe it was a rentedvhs tape or whatever with my
parents and we were watching itand billy bob thornton in a
pg-13 movie says fuck yeah.
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He says, and you fucking knowit, right, it was whenever
they're gonna like prematurely,like detonate the nukes remotely
or whatever, and billy bobthornton was like you know, says
something like if, if you dothis, then we're all gonna die,
and you fucking know it, orwhatever, something like that.
And everybody was like oh fuck.
You know, we weren't like ohfuck, because we just heard fuck
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, whatever.
But it was one of the firstfucks in a PG-13 movie that I'm
aware of that I heard, you know.
And now there's so many fucksthat they can, so many certain
words that are normally forrated R movies that they can put
in PG-13 movies, and I justremember Armageddon being like
one of the first movies thatthey slipped in one fuck in a
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PG-13 movie and got it past theratings board.
Josh (01:07:52):
I got one for you when
you're ready for another one.
Zach (01:07:53):
Okay.
Mission to Mars, red Planet,okay, okay got one for you when
you're ready for another one.
Josh (01:07:59):
Okay, mission to mars, red
planet, okay, okay if you need,
if you need a refresher, I cangive it to you.
Zach (01:08:02):
So uh, mission to mars.
Uh, that was gary sinise yep uh, when they had they, the whole
concept was they were going togo investigate the face on mars,
which is this geologicalphenomenon, which is obviously
just some rock formations thatlook like a face.
But the concept there and thenRed Planet had Val Kilmer in it
yes, and a more.
Josh (01:08:23):
AI type.
Thing.
Zach (01:08:25):
And they ended up.
Spoiler alert there ended upbeing some oxygen on Mars
because of a creature, a bug, aninsect that ended up producing
oxygen whenever it fed on.
Whatever the fuck.
Which was interesting Missionto Mars?
That was an actual face.
But it ended up actually beinga face.
It was an actual metalstructure.
Josh (01:08:45):
That's when they found out
that Mars at one time had life
and then a comet hit it.
Zach (01:08:50):
I think I saw Red Planet
one time.
Josh (01:08:52):
I've seen Red Planet one
time.
Yeah, that's it.
I've seen.
Zach (01:08:54):
Mission to Mars more than
often Exactly.
Josh (01:08:55):
I've seen Red Planet one
time.
Yeah, that's it.
I've seen Mission to Mars morethan often.
Exactly yes, because thecasting's better, the story's
better, the story's better.
Zach (01:08:59):
And there's one scene that
always was like fucked me up,
and I was just like I was.
Josh (01:09:03):
I don't know when the guy
gets twisted inside that yes,
the same one.
Zach (01:09:11):
Yes, the same one.
It's actually a security thing.
Yes.
It's a protocol that ends updestroying everything that's
around the face whenever it gets.
Josh (01:09:19):
It looks like a big
sandworm.
Zach (01:09:20):
Yes, and it ends up
getting the dude, and it was.
Oh, who was it?
It was Jerry O'Connell.
I want to say yeah, I'm prettysure.
Look that up.
I think it was Jerry O'Connelland it was either.
Maybe I'm mixing him up withsomebody else, but anyway, the
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cyclone sucks him up and he'sspinning so fast that whenever
his muscles give out and hislegs and arms fly out from the
centrifugal force, they ripapart.
Oh, he's torn apart like a doll, yeah.
Yeah.
And I remember being like, ohfuck, that was crazy.
And of course, spoiler alert,gary Sinise ends up getting into
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the face and also, don Cheadlewas in it.
Josh (01:10:05):
Yeah, he's the one that
survived on Mars after that
happened.
Zach (01:10:08):
Yeah, he was the one that
they went to go to rescue and he
ended up kind of creating likesome oxygen for himself.
It was uh, maybe it wasn'tJerry O'Connell, maybe I'm
thinking of something else.
Let me look up.
Um, yeah, I like mission toMars.
I.
The ending was a little.
I thought maybe it was a littlea little strange.
Josh (01:10:29):
Dude, he got to go to
their planet.
Zach (01:10:31):
Yeah, he left because his
wife had died and he left wife
had died and he left, yeah, andso I think part of that was uh I
kind of it was a little bit ofa letdown because I wanted to
see what they look like.
Josh (01:10:40):
Servy grove died.
Zach (01:10:42):
No, I'm sorry maybe I
don't know why I'm thinking
jerry o'connell not him, peteroutbridge.
Josh (01:10:50):
Uh, tim robbins, and tim
robbins is who havens come on,
smith I think I'm mixing up withTim Robbins.
Zach (01:10:55):
Tim Robbins is he died
before they even got there,
because there was, you know,they had to I don't know do
something.
They were trying to go from onepod to, from one ship to
another vehicle or somethinglike that and had to spacewalk
it, remember, and then they werelike all tethered together and
they were trying to get to thisI guess the lander or something
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and he ended up missing andended up floating off into orbit
or whatever, and his wife wastrying to save him.
And in order to stop her fromcoming out because she was going
to go too far where shecouldn't come back, he pulled
his helmet off and froze and hisface all cracked and shit.
There's some good scenes inthat movie.
It is good, it's a real goodthat really stick with.
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So they had excellent call outUh yeah, red planet mission.
Red planet was kind of like.
I just remember there was likea.
There was a robot like a doglike thing that they brought
with them and it like wentfucking haywire and it was like
hunting them.
Yes, Um bugs that whenever youlit them on fire, they like
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produce oxygen or some shit.
Josh (01:11:59):
That was a strange movie
and I don't remember any of that
.
Zach (01:12:01):
It was more action
oriented movie.
Mission to Mars was a littlebit more of a thriller, kind of
like, you know, I guess kind ofmore realistic.
But I mean there was fuckingyou know an alien, you know,
monument at the fucking end upbeing a ship at the end.
So that was a little weird.
But they apparently see, theconcept was that, you know,
monument at the fucking end ofbeing a ship at the end.
So that was a little weird.
But, um, and then theyapparently see, the concept was
that the aliens you know on Mars, the Martians, the planet was
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dying and they had to leavebefore they left.
They seeded earth with humansand life and everything like
that before they left.
That was the concept.
So, yeah, absolutely,absolutely Good one.
Here's some, uh, here's somenon-sci-fi ones that, yeah, hit
me.
Here's.
Here's two that, um, that were,that that were brought to my
attention was um, um, no stringsattached and fuck you can't
(01:12:45):
think.
Josh (01:12:45):
The other one friends with
benefits friends with benefits
yep, right.
Zach (01:12:49):
Um, I get those two mixed
up so much because they're
basically the same fucking movie.
I think Friends with Benefitsdid better.
Josh (01:12:57):
I think so Box office-wise
.
Zach (01:12:58):
I think so.
I think no Strings Attached waswho's in that?
That was Ashton Kutcher andNatalie.
Josh (01:13:04):
Portman oh, that is a good
one.
I haven't seen that one,Friends with Benefits was Mila
Kunis.
And Justin Timberlake, and.
Zach (01:13:10):
Justin Timberlake.
But yeah, I think I like theJustin Timberlake, Mila Kunis.
Josh (01:13:25):
I don't remember no
Strings Attached as well.
Zach (01:13:28):
No Again.
This is the same fucking movieand the concept is that it was
two friends that have beenunlucky in the dating scene
scene and they just want to justlike and everybody has a
different motivation or reasonwhy they're unlucky and then
they just want to like, have a ano strings attached, like
(01:13:48):
friends with benefits situationto attract to people.
Josh (01:13:51):
We're friends.
Zach (01:13:51):
Like why can't two friends
just fuck and not have to worry
about playing tennis?
Right, right, that was theconcept for both.
Josh (01:13:55):
Why can't two friends just
fuck and not have to worry
about?
Zach (01:13:56):
anything.
He's just like playing tennisRight right, that was the
concept for both movies.
Yeah Right, and of course,inevitably you could see it.
Somebody catches feelings andinterrupts the whole thing.
Josh (01:14:05):
It's very predictable.
Zach (01:14:06):
Very predictable, and they
both one discovers that they
want more.
The other one then gets upsetbecause it breaks their
agreement.
There's a big fight and thenthey both, one or the other,
realize that actually this isthe person, that this is my
person, my soulmate, blah, blah,blah.
And they all end up togetherand in a relationship.
(01:14:27):
At the end, basically the samefucking movie just different
cast.
That's a different joke.
I think you're right.
Friends with Benefits is theone I probably saw more often.
Josh (01:14:36):
I got one that's not
either related.
It's a animated movie, a bug'slife and ants.
Zach (01:14:42):
Okay, all right, good one.
I think I saw ants first.
Yep, right, but I think bugs, abug's life, would be the more
popular one.
It's funny.
Josh (01:14:50):
What's crazy If you watch
ants is a lot darker and
actually the dialogue is alittle more adult than A Bug's
Life.
Zach (01:14:59):
Yeah.
Josh (01:14:59):
But A Bug's Life was the
first Pixar movie I saw, with
bloopers.
Zach (01:15:02):
Yes.
Josh (01:15:03):
But actual animated
bloopers.
Zach (01:15:05):
Yeah, I think the reason
why the only thing about the
ants one is Z, the main ant wasvoiced by I couldn't tell you
I've got to look it up.
It's on the tip of my brain,but he sounds like Woody Allen.
I'm going to tell you it's areally fucking annoying voice.
His voice was super annoyingand this the neurotic way that
(01:15:31):
that character was playedbothered me.
I didn't like it.
So I actually didn't like thecharacter Z, which is the main
character, right.
Josh (01:15:40):
That was.
It's like Brooks, somethingBrooks.
Zach (01:15:45):
It was Woody Allen.
Was it Woody Allen?
Okay, yeah, that's what I'msaying Straight up.
Sounds like Woody.
It's Woody Allen, and WoodyAllen always plays this fumbling
, neurotic character where everyword that comes out of his
mouth he's like unsure of.
Josh (01:16:01):
It's got a huge cast list
yeah, it does voice cast um, and
I just hated it.
Zach (01:16:05):
I just don't like.
I don't like woody allen.
I've seen some of his movies.
They're fine.
Uh, I know dan akroyd was oneof the voices.
Josh (01:16:09):
Um, yeah he was like the
soldier.
No, dan akroyd played chip, itwas the wasp friend, his buddy,
his wife got hit with theflashlight.
Zach (01:16:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
Yeah, he was like the soldierno, dan Aykroyd played Chip.
Josh (01:16:17):
It was the wasp friend his
buddy.
Zach (01:16:19):
His wife got hit with the
flashlight.
That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah,dude, yeah.
I didn't know that yeah, sothat was definitely a lot more
violent of the two a bug's life.
Josh (01:16:29):
I've seen more yeah 100%.
It's a lot more not whimsical,but it's definitely it's a Pixar
movie, right it is.
Zach (01:16:36):
Sometimes I also get
Dreamworks and Pixar mixed up.
Josh (01:16:39):
The animation was better
in A Bug's Life than it was in
Ants yeah, I agree it wasdifferent.
Zach (01:16:42):
The style was definitely
different.
That's what I'm saying.
Josh (01:16:44):
Like the Ants was a little
off-putting but there again
same exact Bug, struggling thewhole.
Thing animated cast on bothlike it was a here's a non
dreamworks and non disney or nonpixar.
Zach (01:16:58):
Uh, you know, animation,
uh, 3d animation movie.
That kind of came and went, butit's actually not too bad.
Um is um, uh, what is it?
Uh, django, with johnny depp asthis fucking lizard rango rango
.
Josh (01:17:12):
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a great movie.
Zach (01:17:14):
It's a good one like
people don't think about that
one, but I've watched thatseveral times, have you seen?
Josh (01:17:18):
how they shot that.
Yeah, it's wild.
They did the scenes in person,they just recorded them and it
looked like a fucking circus.
Yeah, dude, it's really cool.
Zach (01:17:31):
I feel like that was
something that would of course
that's the only voice over thathe would probably do is if he
actually got to act out as if hewas a chameleon.
Josh (01:17:39):
It's a pretty good movie.
Zach (01:17:40):
Yeah, a fucking chameleon
in the desert.
Yeah, it's a pretty good one.
I enjoyed that one.
Josh (01:17:45):
Nice name drop.
Zach (01:17:45):
There were some other ones
that.
Josh (01:17:48):
I've got a list, all right
, go ahead.
Here's a good one that Ihaven't seen either one of these
in a long.
Actually, this one I've kind ofseen.
Everybody's seen these.
Tombstone and Wyatt Earp cameout less than a year apart.
Zach (01:18:05):
Oh, Tombstone.
Josh (01:18:06):
Yeah, tombstone, and then
Wyatt Earp.
Basically it's one character,but I'm not knocking either one
of them.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, it's similarmovies.
Zach (01:18:14):
Clear Winter is.
Tombstone, I mean.
Tombstone is a fucking classic,like one of my.
Josh (01:18:18):
They're both great, but
yeah, everybody loves Tombstone.
If you've never seen Tombstone,you need to watch it A hundred
percent.
Zach (01:18:24):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't even
really think about like a
Western I mean.
But yeah, a hundred percent,those two are basically the same
.
They're both good both good,and one of them is actually set
kind of during Wyatt Earp's maincareer as a lawman, that's
correct, and Tombstone is hisretirement and where he actually
became famous.
Josh (01:18:44):
I have another one too
Infamous, I have another one too
.
Hit me Dante's Peak and theCoast is Toast Volcano.
Volcano.
That was the poster.
Zach (01:18:54):
That was one of the ones
that the guys hit me up with
Dante's Peak and Volcano.
Volcano.
I remember I liked them both butokay, let me put it this way oh
man, dante's Peak had a better.
I liked Pierce Brosnan.
Josh (01:19:13):
Everybody does.
Zach (01:19:14):
That was his 007 heyday.
He's awesome Right where he'splaying James Bond, and it also
had Linda Hamilton right.
Josh (01:19:21):
Yeah.
Zach (01:19:22):
Which was she was great.
The explosion of Dante's Peakwas better because it was a more
traditional volcano, butVolcano with Tommy Lee Jones,
who's also awesome, had betterlava Like it had the lava thing.
Josh (01:19:36):
You could see it when it
poured through the city or the
town.
Yeah, when it was going throughthe tunnel.
Zach (01:19:40):
Oh man, that's hard to say
.
I got to go with Volcano onthat one Because the scene where
they had to like take down thebuilding to create a barricade
to redirect the lava into, likethe, the water uh runoff to get
to the ocean was fucking.
Josh (01:19:54):
I need to go back and
watch those amazing.
Zach (01:19:55):
I haven't seen them in
quite some time and then a scene
that that fucked me up I'm sureit's probably the same one when
the uh it was the um, the uhtransportation like a subway
dude worker or whatever somebodywhen they were going into the
subway to rescue the people thatthe subway car got caught and
the lava was creeping orwhatever, and he was trying to
(01:20:17):
carry that one dude out, thelast guy, and the lava had
already gone past the end of thecar and so he had to jump.
Fuck, you remember that?
No, okay, so the dude had tojump and he had a body.
He was a fireman carryingsomebody right and he had a body
.
He was a fireman carryingsomebody right and he had to
jump and try to scale the lava.
He don't make it.
He lands feet first into thefucking lava and the dude is
(01:20:40):
like screaming, like literallysinking, melting.
But is he?
Holding the dude still, andhe's holding the dude and his
last effort is he chucks thedude to safety, and then he goes
down like the fuckingTerminator in T2.
But he can feel it All the waydown, but he can feel it, and
then eventually he hits like Iguess, I don't know, it's like
(01:21:00):
his heart or something.
Passes out, and then he justyeah, and he just the power to
come out.
I don't think lava works thatway necessarily.
Josh (01:21:10):
No, but it does great for
the movie.
But it was a great scene Okay.
Zach (01:21:12):
And if you were like a
young kid, that would give you
fucking nightmares.
Speaking of fucked up scenes,so when we played, the Floor is
Lava.
After that, it took on a wholenew meaning.
Josh (01:21:19):
You got to carry somebody
and throw them.
What was it?
Rebel Cop 1.
Which one was it where thatdude gets hit with like that?
Zach (01:21:26):
acid.
Josh (01:21:35):
Rebel Cop, and then the
car hits him and he just
splatters like a fucking balloon.
That scene that's a rough one.
That's a rough one.
Yeah, dude, you got hit me, hitme, you go yeah, you got on
your list.
Zach (01:21:39):
Um uh, no, I can't I can't
find the list.
Josh (01:21:41):
It's trying to drop me.
I got one.
This is on here too, but Idon't.
It's.
They're very different filmshere's one we talked about go
ahead, save that one, okay wetalked about uh, olympus has
fallen and white house down.
Zach (01:21:52):
That's on here too.
Okay, I've seen both.
They're both fun.
Yes, they're both fun, they'reboth totally.
Uh, olympus has fallen.
I think it's a superior movie,the scene where they, those
apaches, are running through thefucking streets of yes dc is
the one of the coolest thingsever I like and the one and it
also channing tatum and GerardButler, gerard.
Butler was also that one wasrated R and he like fucking
(01:22:15):
killed some people I like.
Josh (01:22:16):
I like the one with Gerard
Butler better.
Yeah, me too.
Zach (01:22:18):
I like Channing Tatum, but
I like yes but Channing Tatum
and I mean Channing Tatum andJamie Foxx in a movie where
Jamie Foxx and Enchanting Tatumit was the cornier.
Josh (01:22:31):
It was definitely corny.
Let me look and see how theydid, because it had the box
office.
I'm curious.
Zach (01:22:35):
The only thing that was
cool about, I think, White House
Down.
That I can recall was wheneverthey were driving around the
Beast.
There was a scene with theBeast, which is the presidential
car that's like fucking armoredout or whatever that they call
the Beast.
That scene was kind of coolwhen it was getting hit by
missiles and shit, but otherwiseOlympus has Fallen is
(01:22:56):
definitely the better movie.
Who was the villain in WhiteHouse Down?
I don't remember.
I think Olympus has Fallen.
The villain was Aaron.
Josh (01:23:08):
Eckhart, he was a member
of the staff or he was a member
of the Secret Service orsomething.
Yeah, there was some backwardshit going on.
Zach (01:23:10):
He had some bad blood or
something I cannot remember for
the life of me.
The villain in White House Down.
Josh (01:23:15):
So Olympus has fallen.
Zach (01:23:18):
And of course, Olympus has
fallen, had two sequels.
Aaron Eckhart was the bad, thatwas yeah.
Josh (01:23:22):
So that actually did less.
White House Down made moremoney Interesting yeah.
So Jamie Foxx, I mean that hadto be Fox.
Zach (01:23:28):
I mean that had to be the
Channing Tatum, jamie Foxx high
to their stardom, yeah, butthat's crazy to me.
And also, morgan Freeman wasthe president in Olympus has
Fallen.
So I mean, like anytime he'sthe president, the movie's going
to be good.
You know what I'm saying?
They have some interesting oneson here.
Josh (01:23:47):
He was also the president
of Deep Impact Yep, soft-spoken.
Yeah, they had a Paul Blartmall cop and Observing Report.
Observing Report.
It did tanked in the box office.
Yeah, but it's still the bettermovie.
It's a great movie and itcaught me off guard.
Zach (01:24:00):
And the concept is so
simple.
Josh (01:24:03):
It's the better movie.
I remember when you and I firstcame out we had seen clips
where they were beating, beatingshit out of those kids with
skateboards.
But I'd never seen the movie inits entirety until after I saw
that clip and I watch it and atfirst it was it's a slow burn.
You're just like well, thehaziz and sorry is great in it,
yes, well, then you find outhe's just like a.
He couldn't pass a psyche vowto be a cop, yeah.
And then him and his buddiesare security guards at a mall
(01:24:24):
and they're all like fucking gunnuts yeah, and they're all
fucked up.
That movie is great.
Zach (01:24:29):
The whole thing is he's
trying to he wants to get the
stalker and he's trying to, yes,the.
Uh, he wants to get the flasherthe flasher that's been
flashing this girl that he likesthe money.
Josh (01:24:38):
When he told that, which
was anna ferris, yeah, when he
told that uh psychologist thatwhen he sees that dark cloud
corner of the hill he just wantsto take a 12 gauge shotgun and
just fucking shoot it.
It's so good, dude, dude.
Zach (01:24:49):
They were like all right,
thanks for coming in.
Yeah, he definitely failed thatside.
Josh (01:24:52):
I remember when he said
that yeah.
Zach (01:24:54):
Yeah, I think it was
definitely, but I mean that
didn't get a sequel.
It bombed Paul Blart mall.
Josh (01:25:01):
I never saw it with Kevin
James.
I never saw it.
Zach (01:25:03):
I saw it.
It was fine.
I feel like Also Kevin James'Peak.
It made a lot more money andthen he fell off after that, but
definitely, and it got a sequel.
Yeah, whatever, that was a goodyeah, Reserve Report is cool
yeah that was basically the samemovie about fucking mall
security guards.
Why 2009.
It's crazy that Hollywood doesthat shit.
(01:25:23):
They go through phases man.
What's the most recent one thatwe can think of?
Well, they did a combo movie,or, you know, a combo year,
where it's the same concept.
Josh (01:25:34):
God, I feel like all we've
had the last five years is
superhero movies.
I'm trying to think Not recent.
They had Knowing in 2012.
Zach (01:25:45):
Actually there was two
movies that Nicolas Cage did
that were basically the same.
Josh (01:25:51):
Yeah, knowing, and Next
and Next, yep.
Zach (01:25:54):
Where he had premonitions,
he could see the future, which
one is?
Recent or recent future?
I don't know.
Dude, I can't think of one.
Josh (01:26:00):
I can't think of one.
I'm sure we've seen them.
Let's see Was.
Zach (01:26:05):
I don't know, were these
the exact same time, contact and
the Day the earth stood stillno day there's still is way.
Josh (01:26:13):
Well, I know, I just not
the original, but the one with
keanu reeves, I know, butthey're not anywhere close to
the same time because I justwatched contact uh thursday
that's a great movie it's a, itis if you, because I was, I'd
watch interstellar.
Interstellar to me is likecomfort food.
For me, it's just one.
Sometimes I'll go watch if it's.
If there's, I can't find amovie because I have a secret
thing we're from matthewmcconaughey.
(01:26:34):
I can't help it.
Zach (01:26:35):
I saw something the other
day said uh, this, uh.
By this time when the movie wasreleased up to this point, it's
only been seven hours onmiller's planet.
Josh (01:26:42):
Yep so contact, which is
jody foster, matthew mcconaughey
, it's got a and it's even ifyou're not a sci-fi person, it
is like high concept it's more.
It's not so much visuals andstuff, it's more like the
blueprint of the whole thing,which I really like kind of like
interstellar.
It's not like aliens shootinglasers and all it's more
scientific.
Zach (01:27:03):
The move, the, the draw is
the mystery yes not.
Josh (01:27:06):
So they don't give you
anything, it's just mystery
interstellar is a wormhole,contact is a wormhole, so
they're very similar in thatrespect.
But no, the Day the Earth StoodStill is a remake.
Zach (01:27:21):
It was a black and white
and they did one with Keanu
Reeves, which is a good movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but for somereason I'm thinking Contact was
a combo movie.
Josh (01:27:30):
When you brought up
disaster movies earlier and
people liking disasters.
Now there's tons of those.
There's recently in the last 10years.
Zach (01:27:36):
There's Moonfall, it was
2012.
Moonfall, geostorm, geostorm.
Josh (01:27:41):
Greenland, greenland yep,
those were all either an
asteroid which, by the way, 2012, the whole mind shit was stupid
.
But, visually one of thecoolest movies.
Zach (01:27:52):
I think it was a Roland
Emmerich movie.
Yeah, it was Roland Emmerich.
So Independence Day, rolandEmmerich does the disaster movie
.
He's the disaster guy.
Josh (01:27:58):
Moonfall was fucking cool.
I liked Moonfall, I did too.
Zach (01:28:01):
It did terrible.
Josh (01:28:02):
But, I really liked it,
the whole computer thing at the
end, like your conscious, Ididn't like that as much with
that fat dude that got killed.
But like yeah, the littlepost-credit kind of thing, the
concept of the moon being asuperstructure.
Yeah, fuck, yeah, it's cool.
Zach (01:28:17):
Which is apparently that's
a real conspiracy theory going
around.
It's like the moon is actuallya superstructure.
Josh (01:28:23):
It's not actually a normal
celestial body as Come in close
we're good.
Right.
Zach (01:28:28):
Well, apparently I think
it's drifting away.
I think it's getting furtheraway, that's fine, you know so
many centimeters a year or someshit like that, or whatever.
Watch out, yeah, I know.
So eventually it will leave ourorbit after I don't know how
many fucking million years, Ithink when you said it.
Josh (01:28:44):
I think people like I like
the visuals, yeah, Of a
disaster.
It's kind of like what if Idon't want it to happen?
But the whole catch on Moonfallwas the moon's getting closer,
You're like oh, that would befucked up.
And then you get to see it, andthen they twist it with the
alien-esque part of it.
Zach (01:29:03):
That was one of those
movies that caught me off guard
with when they did the flashbackand that, when they did the
flashback and that, when theydid the flashback of like, where
the moon came from is basicallywas a Dyson sphere.
Yeah, essentially.
Right To where it had, there waslike a inside, there was like a
little dwarf, you know whitedwarf star or whatever, harness
it.
And a Dyson sphere is.
She encapsulates the entirestar and harnesses the energy of
(01:29:26):
it, and it was one of many of acivilization, far-flung
civilization that was superadvanced, and they ended up
creating this, like AI thatended up replicating itself and
becoming sentient.
Blah, blah, blah.
Tale as old as time.
Josh (01:29:40):
Yeah, right Tale as old as
time.
Zach (01:29:42):
And, you know, had this
war between that kind of it was
very insect-like, you know, likeswarm-like AI versus that
civilization and it basicallyfucked that whole civilization
up and the only thing that wasreally that escaped was this one
Dyson sphere that ended upbecoming the moon and cloaking
itself and the AI was dead seton destroying all life.
Josh (01:30:04):
They called it the.
It was the dark side of themoon, Right.
It was a file that they keptsecret that when they found yeah
exactly, that's a good dude.
Zach (01:30:11):
Which is when they showed
that flashback, like that movie
just changed for me.
I was like oh fuck.
And immediately I was like Iwant to see more of that.
Josh (01:30:17):
Yes, it's.
I'm glad we're on this tear nowbecause I'll I which I'll have
to keep myself in check becauseI'll get too excited in fucking
movies.
But uh, I watched elevation theother day.
Have you seen that?
No, I keep, I keep skippingover it.
Is it good?
Let me tell you something.
I gave it a 7 out of 10.
Okay, it's short.
It's like an hour and 35, hour40.
Zach (01:30:35):
It's short and sweet it's.
Basically, isn't it a knockoffof A Quiet Place?
Josh (01:30:43):
No, not really it kind of
goes a different direction.
It's still like people tryingto survive, but it's not Because
in the print and they show itin the trailer.
I'm not giving anything away.
Humanity gets wiped out.
Zach (01:30:56):
They have to stay above
8,000 feet.
Josh (01:30:57):
I got the concept At the
line.
Those things stop Right Forsome reason, these things for
some reason.
That's part of the mystery, andyou kind of see how
civilization has been livingsince then.
It's not a huge jump.
Zach (01:31:09):
Yeah, it was like three or
four years.
Right, they live.
Everybody has to live abovethat elevation and they don't
you know they don't.
Josh (01:31:13):
The story doesn't dive so
much in like what have people
been doing?
It's.
It focuses more on and what's.
I'm going to forget his name,anthony.
Zach (01:31:30):
Anthony.
Josh (01:31:30):
Mackie yeah, she's great.
It's to have such a minimalcast and a really simple,
predictable story.
It's executed really well, it'scool, it's fun, it's quick and
you know, and it's builds forpotential sequels.
Zach (01:31:46):
Yeah.
Josh (01:31:46):
But then nothing lined up
right now.
Zach (01:31:48):
But that was straight to
Netflix, wasn't?
It Wasn, but nothing lined upright now.
Josh (01:31:52):
That was straight to
Netflix, wasn't it?
It was a Netflix movie, wasn'tit?
No, it's an app.
Or is it an?
Zach (01:31:55):
Amazon.
Let me look, I've just watchedit.
Josh (01:31:58):
But it wasn't a theatrical
release.
I don't think so, and I'm kindof glad I don't think I would
have paid to see it in theatersper se, I don't think it's one
of those.
It's on hbo max that's where Iwatched it but it only had a
(01:32:19):
budget of 18 mil.
Yeah, like, the gun plays good,the action's great, the
creatures look really cool andvery terrifying not as
terrifying as the angels ofdeath or whatever they call
those things in a quiet place.
It doesn't look as high of abudget as like a quiet place, um
, and it's not scary, it's justit's action.
It's like a cool popcorn action.
One-off sci-fi movie.
Zach (01:32:35):
See, I feel like that's
the way movies are going to be
going.
Josh (01:32:38):
It's fun, dude, and it was
under two hours.
Zach (01:32:40):
Yeah, which is the sweet
spot.
I mean, if a movie, I think,the perfect movie.
Some people will disagree withme.
Josh (01:32:51):
Some people say 90 minutes
is the perfect runtime.
I like a little bit longer.
I like hour 45.
Zach (01:32:53):
Yeah, I like, I like, I
like at the two hour.
If you land right on two hours,for me that's perfect.
Yep, I agree, you know what Imean.
That gives you plenty of timeto flesh out your story.
But also it depends on themovie.
I mean, some movies I'm likethey it drug on for too long for
two hours.
Like a 90 minute would havebeen better.
Yeah, it just depends on themovie.
But if you're trying to worldbuild a movie, I need two hours.
Josh (01:33:14):
Yeah.
Zach (01:33:14):
I agree Generally.
Josh (01:33:16):
Yeah, I mean if it's, you
know, like your Lord of the
Rings, your Star Wars, if it'san epic, I mean I want it to be
longer so I can make watch itit's fun dude, it's on my list.
It's fun.
I I was pleasantly surprisedbecause going by the trailer, I
was like I don't know it it wella movie like that, like I said,
(01:33:36):
a budget of 18 million, million.
Zach (01:33:39):
It's a, it's a.
You know it's a concept movieand you know it's not.
Um, it's not like it's got thisincredible cast slash script
and it's like gonna try to winan oscar or anything that kind
of shit.
And it's also not a super highbudget.
You know, 100 million, 120million dollar movie.
Uh, like a, like a marvel movieno movies like that is where.
That's where we're streamingshines, yep, and where I feel
(01:34:01):
like the only thing that's goingto be left for theaters and
you're going to pay, startpaying higher and higher prices
for tickets.
But you'll pay it if it's, ifit's good enough, is the high
spectacle movies Yep, like theones that you have to go see on
a big screen, like Dune, thesuper high spectacle movies,
right.
The epics you got to go see theepics on the big screen, right.
And then there'll be all thisother stuff that's really cheap.
(01:34:33):
That's, you know, rom-coms andyou know, of course, there's a
bajillion rom-coms and bajillionfucking dramas and romantic,
all that kind of crap on all thestreaming things too.
But the ones that have, likethe biggest stars, rom-coms and
uh and comedies and stuff,they'll go to theaters because
somebody you know people on theweekend that still go to the
fucking theater, that aren'tmovie aficionados, they need
something to watch.
That's not a marvel movie, youknow what?
(01:34:53):
I mean that they can just tuneout for two or three hours right
so I feel like that's the onlything that's gonna be left in
theaters.
You're not gonna see stuff likelike the mid-range.
You're not gonna see likearmageddon deep impact.
You're not gonna see therun-of-the-mill action movies
going forward.
It's to be just big epics andthen really low budget character
driven movies like dramas andthrillers and romantic comedies
(01:35:18):
and stuff like that.
I'm not a huge Anthony With theA-list actors the.
Josh (01:35:21):
B-list actors are going to
go to streaming.
I'm not a huge Anthony Mackieguy, but this one, I think he
almost shines better in this onethan he even did as the Falcon.
I think he just one.
I think he almost shines betterin this one than he even did as
the Falcon.
I think he just Well, I haven'tseen, we haven't.
Zach (01:35:34):
Neither one of us has seen
Captain America yet.
Oh, the new one, I have not.
Josh (01:35:37):
I'm waiting for it to come
to Disney+, but we've met that
character.
Zach (01:35:40):
Like I know that we've.
Josh (01:35:41):
I've progressed with that
character as far as when he was
with, not when.
What was the one terribleseries?
Him and uh falcon wintersoldier yeah, he's.
I actually preferred him inelevation.
I did that.
I think he he is just plays adad, but like uh, I don't know,
he had a lot more range.
I think he was kind of.
Zach (01:36:00):
It was cool I think
everybody's general consensus
for that is that it should havebeen bucky oh, I 100 agree it
should have been bucky, and Ithink it made way more sense.
Yes, and what I'm seeing andthe proof is in the pudding
because, uh, the reception thatpeople are giving thunderbolts
is way bigger, yes, than they'regiving captain america, it's
(01:36:20):
not the new captain america.
Josh (01:36:21):
4 I don't hate the falcon
character.
I wanted him to stay the falcon.
Zach (01:36:24):
Yeah, correct exactly
right, that's exactly right
that's all it is yes, and it itjust makes like I don't know.
Know it should have been Bucky.
I guess you could have had theFalcon do it for a short period,
but it always should have endedup being Bucky.
But here's even the broaderpoint Is that character is never
(01:36:46):
going to be the same withoutChris Evans.
No.
They generally just need toretire some of these characters.
They don't just need to passthe mantle.
It's fine in a comic book, it'sfine in a video game or even a
cartoon series, but on a bigbudget theatrical release movies
like this.
(01:37:06):
Some of these characters justneed to.
They can only be played by oneperson.
You can't pass the.
They're trying to pass themantle of Iron man to Ironheart
and it looks.
It was a fucking atrocious.
It's awful.
Josh (01:37:20):
I know it's terrible.
Well, they foreshadowed, if youremember and you will, in
Winter Soldier.
Yes, bucky was not Bucky, hewas the Winter Soldier and he
caught the shield, caught it andhe blocked, held it,
foreshadowing.
I picked up on it immediately,100%, and then later on, as it
goes, that's his best friend,who already has the super
soldier serum.
Yes, who already has all.
(01:37:41):
He is basically a RussianCaptain America.
Zach (01:37:45):
Yeah, and they even kind
of made the joke in the.
You see in the trailers for theCaptain America movie where
Anthony Mackie's character, theFalcon, says I should have taken
the serum.
I was like, yeah, you shouldhave because you don't make
sense.
Josh (01:38:00):
Let me stay in credit, in
case a nerd lists another nerd.
Okay, there is a Russian,captain America, he's in
Thunderbolts.
Zach (01:38:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the
.
Josh (01:38:06):
Red.
Zach (01:38:07):
Guardian.
Josh (01:38:07):
I'm saying that, trained
by Russians, bucky was Already
had the super soldier.
Serum Already has all the samecombative skills as Steve Rogers
did.
And then you picked the other.
I don't understand.
Zach (01:38:20):
It's comic accurate and I
love those movies.
Josh (01:38:22):
I love those movies.
That's peak, but I was alwayskind of backseat like.
Zach (01:38:27):
I'm going to pick him.
I get the peak Also the comicnerds are going to like.
Well, it was common, accurate,it was actually.
You know, he actually I don'tgive a shit.
I don't give a fuck.
These movies have diverted somuch from comic lore in a lot of
ways that you can't it's it'sown thing.
Josh (01:38:40):
You can't, then you cannot
go.
Zach (01:38:45):
Yeah, I mean that's what
I'm saying, because there's
things that are happening thatdon't physically make sense.
Yes, and they're doing thatwith all these characters.
They basically took the maincharacters right.
That made Phase 1 through 4,what was it?
1 through 3, everything up toEndgame made it what it was, and
that was Robert Downey Jr asTony Stark, as Iron man.
(01:39:08):
Right, nobody else can playIron man.
No, nobody else can put can canplay iron man.
No one else can agree you can'tdo it, it's not gonna happen.
Uh, war machine can't fill that, even though I like don cheadle
and I do like war machine hecan't take, that's all.
If anybody in the current filmum mcu uh roster that's left,
(01:39:29):
he'd be the only one, and theyend up going with Riri Williams
as Ironheart and it's fuckingterrible.
Josh (01:39:36):
I think you said it best.
They need to end thosecharacters.
Zach (01:39:40):
They're done, they're done
.
You need to go to othercharacters.
We saw the buildup climax.
And if they can make success outof Gardens of the Galaxy, which
is, I mean, the general public.
They know of Iron man, captainAmerica, spider-man, thor.
Those are well-known characters.
Even if you're not in the comicbook world, you're at least
(01:40:02):
tangentially aware of thosecharacters.
If they can make Guardians ofthe Galaxy, which are fucking
obscure to most people, makethose a six a commercial success
, then you can do it with othercharacters.
You don't have to recast andand and pass the quote mantle to
other characters where they'redifferent.
(01:40:23):
You just have to start bringingin different comic book
characters.
I don't, I don't know what iswhat they have to do.
It's going to be Shuri cannotplay Black Panther.
I don't know what.
It's what they have to do.
It's going to be.
Shuri cannot play Black Panther.
I'm sorry it sucked.
Josh (01:40:36):
It wasn't good, it was
terrible.
I'd rather it be a completelyseparate character and I liked
her when she was just his sister.
The tech, cool tech, very smart.
I liked all that.
Zach (01:40:47):
She was like Q, Now
granted with that.
Josh (01:40:49):
I will say I will say I I
didn't really like the black
Panther movies.
I liked the character.
Zach (01:40:54):
I like the character
Winter soldier.
Josh (01:40:56):
I liked it better than the
film itself but that's a whole
nother story.
Zach (01:40:59):
where they're running
through the street is one of the
best Well that I remember.
I remember watching that movie,the first time when we were.
Josh (01:41:06):
we weren weren't neighbors
yet and I called you.
I paused mid-movie and calledyou and said this is the
greatest Marvel movie I've everseen.
Zach (01:41:12):
Yeah, civil War was
awesome.
Josh (01:41:13):
No, not Civil War Winter
Soldier.
It's one of my top three by faryeah yeah, as far as action,
choreography, fighting, theserious tone, the whole thing,
but anyways.
But yeah, I don't know what thedeal is with.
It might be an unpopularopinion and we'll see how it
looks, but I wasn't reallypsyched when they got robert
downer jr played doom uh yeah,because what's?
(01:41:36):
Gonna happen.
You know what we're gonna seetony stark well, it's.
Zach (01:41:39):
You know what exactly
right.
You know, you know what I'm.
It's gonna remind me of.
Here's what I think it's gonnabe like.
It's gonna be like episodeseven star wars, when they
killed off han Solo that they'rebringing.
They're bringing a characterthat's that we know and love and
cherish, and we've seen allthese movies.
We've seen him as not as VictorVon Doom, but as Tony Stark.
(01:42:01):
It's gonna be his fucking facefor over 10 years, like it
culminated one of the greatestyou know multi-movie cinematic
achievements ever in Endgame andit culminated with the ultimate
sacrifice.
He was the godfather of theentire thing and then he cast
off that character in anultimate sacrifice move and that
(01:42:24):
should have been the end of it.
And then he's going to comeback as a villain and I know
people say, oh, you've got totrust the process, trust Marvel.
I don't.
Marvel did studios and kevinfoggy, and I'm just like I used
to.
I feel like I think it's goingto be the same thing.
Is is when we first had, uh,harrison ford come back as han
solo in episode seven and thenthey fucking killed him off in
(01:42:46):
the dumbest fucking way possible, yep, it was basically just a
giant dick in the ass of thefans.
It just was not.
Josh (01:42:52):
you just pissed my eye.
I don't, I don't, I don't likethat no, and it I feel.
Zach (01:42:57):
I feel like I don't care
what they're gonna do with
victor and look, it may beawesome, it may be cool.
Josh (01:43:02):
I just like why it's bad
casting, just why it's bad
casting, like why would you dothat?
That's and we'll have to do anepisode two.
Zach (01:43:10):
You could have cast
somebody to play Victor Von Doom
and it could have beenincredible.
There's tons of casting, buteveryone is going to compare it
to him playing Tony.
Josh (01:43:22):
Stark, I will not be able
to watch it, and I get that.
Look at Ryan Reynolds Anytime Iwatch him, do anything, I see
Deadpool, no matter what he'sbeen playing Deadpool before
there was Deadpool, because Iwent back and watched the Blade
movies.
When you watch Blade Trinity,that's Deadpool.
He is forever the character,same with Robert Downey Jr.
I'm sorry.
Zach (01:43:39):
And he also played.
Josh (01:43:40):
Deadpool in Wolverine
Origins.
He will always be.
Zach (01:43:45):
Iron man, he was.
Josh (01:43:47):
Deadpool when he was Van
Wilder.
When he walked out and took hismask off the Von Doom mask, it
was Robert Downey Jr.
Everybody freaked out.
But I'm like, yeah, you'refreaking out because you get to
see Tony Stark again.
Zach (01:43:55):
Yes.
Josh (01:43:59):
You're not freaking out
because he's playing Victor Von
Doom, which I've heard fromanother acquaintance.
I have another friend of minethat is a comic heavy said it is
the greatest comic series.
The Victor Von Von is one ofthe greatest comic arcs.
I don't know the storylinesever, but when I saw it I was
like I was disappointed.
Zach (01:44:16):
I'm like you could have
went.
Josh (01:44:18):
Why, as a fan, all you're
going to see is Tony Stark, and
it's the same universe.
You have the same actor.
It's not like you see Cable andThanos.
It's not the same thing.
It's not the same.
Zach (01:44:31):
Besides Cable and Thanos
it's not the same thing, it's
not the same Besides RobertDowney Jr and we're probably
should wrap this up becausewe're coming up on hour 45.
Okay, but besides Robert DowneyJr, who would you want to see
like?
Who comes to mind as Victor VonDoom for you?
Here's one that I thought of.
Josh (01:44:46):
Go ahead.
Zach (01:44:48):
It's just because I wanted
to see this actor doing a
different villain than the onehe ended up doing.
But Mads Mikkelsen, ooh, Ireally like him, ooh.
Good one, Anytime he's insomething he's got this weight
to his voice.
He's very soft-spoken, but he'sI don't know he's got this
heaviness to his voice.
Fuck, that's a good one, that'sa really good one, it's very,
it's a really gravity to it andI'm saying, and I think he would
(01:45:09):
have been a good Victor VonDoom, but he played what was his
name, Casais, and is that whatit was?
Josh (01:45:17):
Yeah, and Dr First.
Zach (01:45:18):
Dr Strange.
So he can't, you know.
I mean he could, because of theway the multiverse thing is
such a cheat.
It really is that they can bringin Robert.
Downey Jr, and it'd be fine.
Josh (01:45:32):
I don't like the cheat.
At first it was cool, but nowthey're cheating.
Zach (01:45:35):
They're using it to cheat.
I don't like it.
Josh (01:45:37):
I don't like it.
Zach (01:45:38):
Who would I have kept?
Man Dude, that's a really goodone, yeah right when I said,
when I'm like Victor VonNicholson can do it.
Josh (01:45:47):
I know I have a man crush
on him, but I wouldn't mind
seeing McConaughey as as doom,Because, if you remember so, if
we're just doing, evil personbut has the thing.
Do you ever see the dark tower?
Zach (01:45:57):
Yeah, with Andrew Salva.
He was the man in black.
Here's an, here's a.
I'll throw you another one inhere for you to where he has the
same kind of the dialoguearrogance to it is the Gentleman
Okay.
Josh (01:46:10):
Have you seen that movie?
It's another.
What's his name?
Richie Guy Ritchie movie.
Yeah, great movie, great movie.
Zach (01:46:15):
I love that movie and the
very end when he's having that
conversation with the dude thatended up fucking him over and
he's like business is businessor whatever, but you involve my
wife and I'm going to need mypound of flesh and all that.
Like that scene.
Josh (01:46:30):
But he could play it.
He could play it.
That's what I'm saying.
I have a man crush.
I definitely want to meet himone day.
But I could see it, you couldsee it, I could totally see it.
Now the only thing I have tocompare it to is the shitty
Fantastic Four movie.
Both of them are shitty.
Yes, and the only other thingthat dude Well that's what I'm
going off of, because I know alittle bit about the character.
(01:46:50):
I'm just trying to think MCU,who would I want to see on
screen as that smart playboy?
Zach (01:47:00):
kind of an arrogance type
thing to him, but also can play
a villain, and Doctor Doom endsup becoming like a godlike.
Josh (01:47:03):
One of the ultimate.
One of the ultimate villainsScarier than Thanos Ultron, the
whole thing.
But I think McConaughey couldprobably fucking crush it.
I think he could do really well, that's a good one.
Zach (01:47:11):
I'm not going to lie.
Josh (01:47:14):
That's a good one, and
then Mad Milk, that would be a
good one too.
I'm trying to think who's theguy?
Well, he's in Marvel as well.
I can't pick him either.
I'm already picking people thatare in it.
One of the Skrull.
Zach (01:47:29):
Yes, he played Well, he
wasn't Super Skrull.
No, he was Actually the way theydid.
Super Skrull pissed me off Iknow, being Emilia Clarke.
Josh (01:47:36):
It was terrible.
It was fucking terrible Morethan the villain, but the
adaptation that's a wholedifferent.
It was terrible, fucking SecretWars thing that was awful.
Zach (01:47:43):
I was kind of stoked about
that with having Nick Nick Fury
doing his own, and then theyshit all.
They've just been bad.
The Disney Plus shows have justbeen bad, yeah.
Josh (01:47:54):
I think there's only one
that I like.
Should we write some?
We need to tell them to get ridof Dowdy and put McConaughey in
there.
Zach (01:47:58):
Yeah, I think so.
I think we need to start apetition.
Josh (01:48:01):
Dude.
Zach (01:48:02):
And Mads Mikkelsen can be
the backup.
Josh (01:48:16):
But McConaughey I think we
go for from a guy he's the
bigger get, he's the bigger hewould do it obviously, and he, I
don't know, would he do it?
Zach (01:48:17):
well, he did do the.
He was in the dead, he was inwolverine deadpool, he was uh,
yeah, but I mean, but it was acameo type thing, yeah, cameo,
but would he?
Would he lead in a, in a?
Josh (01:48:20):
marvel movie.
The script would have to beright because and what's funny
is, uh, I mean, he did the darktower just a, yeah, just a
little cool.
A funny thing thing is TimothéeChalamet was told by we were
just talking about Titanic.
He was told by LeonardoDiCaprio to not don't do drugs
and don't do superhero movies.
(01:48:41):
He told him that and he's likeI never have.
Zach (01:48:46):
He won an award.
He talked about it.
He's like I want to be great, Iwant to be one of the great
ones.
He just won the award he talkedabout it.
He's like I want to be great, Iwant to be one of the great ones
.
He did say that he just won theaward.
He's like this isn't it, it's astepping stone.
I thank you, but I'm not thereyet, which is kind of a weird
thing to do in an award show.
I think the dude is legit andhe does want to be one of.
(01:49:08):
He's amazing.
His stature is the only thingthat may hold him back from
certain roles.
Was it the King?
Josh (01:49:17):
Yes, that he was in with
Robert.
Zach (01:49:20):
Pattinson.
Yes.
Yes, but again, he looked 12 inthat movie he does.
He looked 12 in every moviehe's been in so far.
Now when he plays Paul Atreides, that grew him up a little bit.
You know this Bob Dylan wherehe plays portrays.
Bob Dylan grew him up a littlebit and so he may not be there.
Maybe he'll get it.
Josh (01:49:41):
Who knows?
You're talking about hisphysicality To be one of the
greats, his physicality is goingto preclude him from certain
roles.
Zach (01:49:48):
Yeah, okay, you know what
I'm saying he might get typecast
a little bit.
Josh (01:49:53):
in being always this
baby-faced young character, I
want to see him age a bit andsee if he becomes like a Daniel
Day-Lewis or becomes a biggername.
Zach (01:50:04):
Something that has been
running through my mind I can't
get it out is there was a Ithink it was a roast and I think
it was.
Wasn't there a roast of?
Of?
Was it DiCaprio or somebody?
But Timothee Chalamet was thereand it was.
I think it was a roast, ormaybe it was just a stand up
special and it was a woman thatdid it.
I think it was you're talkingabout Nikki Glacier, nikki
(01:50:26):
Glacier.
Josh (01:50:26):
Adam Sandler, yes, he says
saying his name is like, and
then he did it to him.
Zach (01:50:31):
He said, if you say his
name, his actual name, the way
it's pronounced is a Timothee.
Yeah, and so it was like itsounds like I shall love it.
Yeah.
Then he came up to him and thenSandler did it during this like
dedication to the whatever.
He was dressed up like a bum.
(01:50:53):
Oh, do my day, I shall have me.
Yeah, it's just so funny.
Yeah, it was a roast and thenan award show.
Yes, yeah, adam sandler's thefucking dude.
And also, uh, a little quickshout out to uh, timothy is.
Josh (01:51:00):
Uh, when he goes on snl,
he fucking murders oh, he's
great, it's great, and hissister looks pretty good too.
Just sorry his sister yeah,she's in.
Secret Sex Lives of CollegeGirls on HBO.
Zach (01:51:11):
I wasn't aware he had a
sister.
We'll talk after.
We'll talk after.
Josh (01:51:15):
I'll take a look.
We'll talk after.
Zach (01:51:17):
Okay, and also you know
the Jenner thing, like that's a
weird pairing.
Josh (01:51:25):
Oh yeah, but I mean I get
it, and we've seen worse
pairings.
I know I mean I get, I mean I,I get it, and we've seen worse
pairings.
I know I mean, look at what'shis name Pete Davidson.
Zach (01:51:32):
That's exactly.
He's like little Pete Davidsonwith Kim Kardashian.
Josh (01:51:35):
It's but they've been
together a while, Like I'm
whatever dude, I'm usually inthe whole celebrity.
Get it while you can, bro.
I mean I don't know.
Zach (01:51:43):
She's not Well, I guess we
can end it on that.
Yeah, I think that's cool.
Thanks to some of our listenersfor some suggestions.
Josh (01:51:58):
Let me give a shout out to
the Farrells again, because
Amber's a huge supporter of theshow.
She posts videos.
She always shares our stuff,our clips.
She actually messaged me andtold me she said when she
listened to the last episode shewas out loud talking to us Like
we could hear her.
Zach (01:52:14):
Yeah.
So, she loves, so she loves soshe loves the show.
Josh (01:52:17):
Uh, I think I think the
new episodes are are doing a lot
.
I like this direction.
Zach (01:52:21):
Yeah, if I'm going to pat
ourselves on the back, I mean we
kind of in the middle there.
We got a little gross.
Josh (01:52:29):
Old school, it's okay, a
little old school but you know
it's going to happen.
Zach (01:52:32):
But you know, I think the
renewed focus on you know.
Josh (01:52:37):
We thrive in movies and
television.
Zach (01:52:38):
In movies and television
pop culture, you know, I think
probably a lot of our audienceis not a huge anime nerds or
video game nerds necessarily,but you know we're going to
throw some of that in there toobut I think primarily movies and
TV pop culture type stuff.
You know I could really go on arant about some video games and
anime too.
Josh (01:52:58):
We may do some episodes
that are a little bit more
tailored to that.
Well, you brought up Star Wars,and as soon as you're like
talking about the, I wouldn'tmind doing an episode on just.
Zach (01:53:08):
Star Wars Like
specifically certain like Like
prequels.
Josh (01:53:11):
Yeah, like franchises that
started strong flopped or flops
came back again Like just likea friend we can do like many
franchise episodes.
We'll talk about one particulartopic.
Zach (01:53:20):
Yes, yeah, um, I'm always
down for that I mean we, you
know we have the, the, the mainpod was is one right, but you
know if you guys would like tosee like little 10, 15 minute
little, you know breakdowns oropinions of uh movies or genres,
or you know entire franchisesor whatever, or or you know a
top 10 list, or or you know, ifthis you know, would you rather
(01:53:44):
whatever you want to want tohear about, uh have us rant
about.
You know, hit us on socials,let us know what you kind of
want to see.
Josh (01:53:52):
We may do some little
stuff like that.
I did message some podcaststhat started following us to do
collabs.
Zach (01:53:57):
Yeah, actually, there is a
collaboration that a friend of
mine I might.
We're going to coordinate withher.
I haven't mentioned this to youyet, so mention it live yet.
So, okay, mentioned to it liveis uh, she um, she does a um, uh
doing the influencer thing.
(01:54:18):
Yeah, uh, where she basicallytries different things that
people bring her products and,yeah, food and I know you're
talking whatever she's trying.
Josh (01:54:22):
Yeah, it's good, kylie,
but it's good, it's.
It's actually really good.
It suits her really well.
It very well because, I told.
I told kylie straight up.
I said she's the same person,she's always 100 that is not an
absolute saint.
Zach (01:54:32):
I said she is the one of
the best people I know yes and
it's not fake I've known her fora long time genuinely a good
person yes, she's great, yeah,she's uh, yeah and she's um
super nice, but you know not umnot like a fuddy day, like she's
fun no, it's and she's got agreat sense of humor.
She gets the jokes, but she'sgood job G she's great.
Yeah, talking about weirdpairings, I tell them that all
(01:54:55):
the time I was like how the yeahlock it down, he knew.
I don't know what he I don'tknow.
I wasn't really friends withhim when that was going down, so
I don't know what we should ask.
So I want to have her on.
We'll probably do like a callin where she calls in Dude, I'm
right.
But yeah, check out her onInstagram.
Is Bethany tried it?
And also, if you've gotanything that she you would like
(01:55:22):
to see her try, then let herknow.
Josh (01:55:24):
Steve over here licking
his butthole.
Anyways, there's some showsthat some pod pod fellow potters
that I'm thinking aboutactually have on a call, and one
of them is very movie-specificold horror movies, classic films
.
It's a solo show but doescollabs, and I found two people
that do the same genre as we do,so I may see if we can do a
call-in and just hash it outlike a small call or whatever
(01:55:47):
and kind of interject that.
Zach (01:55:49):
I'm down with that.
That'd be fun.
Yeah, dude, Also follow us on.
We're kind of streaming onTwitch here and there.
Josh (01:55:56):
We don't have a set
schedule.
I will say not to cut you off,because I just did there.
I haven't recorded in about aweek I'm still trying to.
Zach (01:56:05):
We're working out the
technicals.
I think I've almost got it down.
It's a little To me.
Josh (01:56:11):
It's a little more effort.
It takes a little more effort.
Yeah, and we've been doing thislonger, so this to me feels
easy.
Zach (01:56:20):
Well, we've put some
investment into getting this set
up to how we like it and it'swhere it sounds good and can
easily produce.
The streaming is actuallyreally super easy, but to get it
to where we want it is actuallytaking a little bit.
Josh (01:56:30):
Yeah, it's difficult.
Zach (01:56:32):
Like one person would be
fine, but we're trying to
collaborate together and it's alittle weird.
So we're trying to work thatout, but we probably once we get
that kind of worked out.
Josh (01:56:40):
Right now we're just kind
of streaming whenever we feel
like it, but you can find us onTwitch.
We've had people come on.
It's fun.
Zach (01:56:45):
But once we kind of get it
worked out on how we want it to
look like on streaming, thenwe'll have probably a more
consistent schedule.
Oh my God, I saw that too.
I don't see that thing veryoften.
He had it out.
Josh (01:56:58):
He had it out All right,
so just leave that as a mystery
Cat pick.
Steve's wiener was out for aminute.
Zach (01:57:04):
But we'll see y'all next
week.
All right, see y'all.