What Makes a GenX Man Happy, Cilantro Sucks! We are Saving the Planet yeah right!

What Makes a GenX Man Happy? A nap he didn’t plan, a phone that isn’t ringing, and a TV show that doesn’t ask, “Are you still watching?” He’s not into drama unless it's on Columbo or his neighbor trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions.

Cilantro Sucks! Let’s be honest—cilantro tastes like someone rinsed their gym socks in a dirty sink and sprinkled it on your taco like it was a favor. If you like cilantro, great! You can have ours. All of it. Forever.

We’re Saving the Planet… Yeah, Right! Sure, we’re totally eco-warriors—armed with reusable shopping bags filled with single-use plastic. We drive hybrids… to the drive-thru. And hey, we’re saving the Earth one sarcastic tweet at a time. You're welcome, Mother Nature.