The Land Whale Murders
A Gilded Age Comedy about Birders, Murders, and Confectionery Capers
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July 20, 2021 • 30 secs
What is Project Land Whale?
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August 24, 2021 • 6 mins
Avast ye landlubber and attend the tail of a whale! And a murder! Welcome to the trailer for the show of the land of the whale of the murders! Or just The Land Whale Murders! Enjoy! www.landwhalepod.com
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October 20, 2021 • 5 mins
PROLOGUE: THE THRILL OF THE KRILL
New York -- the Gilded Age -- a time of crime and villainy! What sort of evil lurks here in the heart of the city? Find out in this short prologue to Book 1: The Land Whale Murders -- a comedy of birders, murders, and ... a missing whale!
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October 27, 2021 • 29 mins
CHAPTER 1: EEL THAT HEAVEN ALLOWS
Our story begins with The Four Elementals - Maryanne Blud, Eugene Neddly, Hiram Blud, and Anjus Troop. A group of scientifically minded friends who find themselves drawn into a conspiracy! Will Eugene be able to complete his bird release! Will Anjus get her plants planted? Will Hiram be able to warn his friends? And will Maryanne get her poems published? Find out in this comedy of Gilded proportio...
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November 10, 2021 • 30 mins
CHAPTER 2: FISH AND MURDER STINK
The Four Elementals are down by one via death by swordfish! It's up to Eugene, Anjus, and Maryanne to stop it! But will the police help? Or will they hurt? And what about the Shakespearian Bird Release? Find out ... now!
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November 24, 2021 • 26 mins
CHAPTER 3: ACCIDENTLY ON PORPOISE
Hiram Blud was murdered! Maryanne, Anjus, and Eugene are trying to solve the mystery. But the villainous Pirate Penny has her own plans. Luckily this scientifically minded trio have gotten the police involved. And it seems that Police Commissioner Theodore Roosevelt has a theory about the crime ...
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December 8, 2021 • 33 mins
CHAPTER 4: BLOW HARD, BLOWFISH!
The day of The Great Shakespearian Bird Release has arrived! Eugene is ready to release all the birds! But will Pirate Penny stop the festivities? Will almost police officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum help catch a killer? And what about Anjus? She seems to have some secrets below the surface?
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December 22, 2021 • 28 mins
CHAPTER 5: NOTHING LIKE A WRITING DESK
Hiram Blud was murdered! But that's old news by now. What matters now is that Anjus Troup was kidnapped by Pirate Penny and The Blow Hole Gang! Can Eugene Neddly and Maryanne Blud save their friend? And will almost officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum and police commissioner Theodore Roosevelt be of any use?
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January 5, 2022 • 26 mins
CHAPTER 6: A PIGEON AMONGST FRIENDS
Maryanne and Eugene confronted Blubberton CEO Henry B. Lubbins! Almost officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum was put in storage. Anjus is still kidnapped! It looks like Pirate Penny and The Blow Hole Gang hold all the cards! But it's time to shuffle the deck and deal a new hand!
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January 19, 2022 • 24 mins
CHAPTER 7: SONATA IN G MYNAH ... BIRD
The Four Elementals are not doing well. Hiram Blud was murdered. Eugene and Anjus have been caught and tied up by the Blow Hole Gang and it's villainous leader Pirate Penny. And Maryanne has serious problems with writers block and the Cowabungus Corporation. Is big whale oil and Henry B. Lubbins to blame? What of his shifty assistant Ellis E. Ellison? Or is there an even bigger bad out there?
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February 2, 2022 • 24 mins
CHAPTER 8: NEVER TRUST A SCOTCH PINE
Eugene and Anjus escape a mob and end up in a burning building. The super hero Big Stick has made his big entrance. Is Maryanne ok? What about almost officer Shaindel "Doubles" Blum? Can anyone stop Pirate Penny ... and what exactly is PROJECT LAND WHALE?
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February 16, 2022 • 24 mins
CHAPTER 9: LEFT IN THE LARCH
Maryanne was smackerled to death by the Blow Hole Gang! Police Commissioner Theodore Roosevelt seems to know a lot about mysterious hero The Big Stick! Eugene and Anjus are wanted for the murder of whale oil baron Henry B. Lubbins ... the third! Can anyone do anything right? Maybe Shaindel "Doubles" Blum ... maybe not! Will Project Land Whale be stopped?
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March 2, 2022 • 27 mins
CHAPTER 10: IAMB MY OWN WORST CRETIC
A mysterious letter arrived from the recently deceased Henry B. Lubbins. Will it solve everything? Will it blow Project Land Whale wide open? It's up to Eugene and Anjus! (that's no good.)
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March 16, 2022 • 25 mins
CHAPTER 11: COUPLET I HARDLY KNOW HER
After a daring wild goose chase it seems like Anjus and Eugene might finally be on the right track. But Pirate Penny has other ideas. And her goons have their own ideas. And probably hopes and dreams. But will any of that matter once PROJECT LAND WHALE is unleashed?
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March 30, 2022 • 29 mins
CHAPTER 12: AMBERGRIS FOR THE AMBER MILL
Eugene and Anjus have been captured ... again. Pirate Penny is ready to reveal all! Who is she? What is Project Land Whale? All will be revealed!
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April 13, 2022 • 29 mins
CHAPTER 13: THERE'S NAR WRIGHT WAY TO HUMPBACK A BELUGA
The grand finale! Project Land Whale unleashed! Sword fights atop a whale! Goon v. Anjus. Shaindel v. Monger. Will Roosevelt come to the roo-cue? Is the city doomed? Can our heroes (or whatever Eugene is) prevail? You might pay for the whole seat ... but you're only going to use the edge!!
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May 17, 2023 • 3 mins
Season Two of The Land Whale Murders is back!
New episodes start on July 12th! Join us then! By being subscribed here. You did it! We love you!
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July 5, 2023 • 5 mins
Season 2 is almost here! That makes us wonder ... what happened in season 1? A whole bunch of stuff! But if you want a quick reminder then give this a listen! If you want a longer reminder then re-listen before the new season drops! Want an even longer reminder? Put that season 1 into playlist and set to repeat! All Land Whale All The Time! Sounds like a party I would attend! Thanks for listening!
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July 12, 2023 • 8 mins
Prologue 2: The Art of the Steal
Our second season begins as all good seasons due at Yale University. These eggheads are in for a rude awakening when a patchwork monster with a plan and ego to match breaks into the rare books library.
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July 19, 2023 • 31 mins
Chapter 14: Sweet Treats and Dark Desires
A lot has changed in the lives of our heroes. Anjus Troop and Eugene Neddly become detectives of sort. Theodore Roosevelt has a new job. And Shaindel Blum is looking for her purpose. But there's some dark storm clouds on the horizon. Something sweet and deadly is afoot in New York City. But what? Well that's what we will find out!
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