The Late Awakening Podcast
Listen in as 80's kids JoAnn & Johnny enlighten, educate, and awaken their millennial friend, Alex. It's a combination of current events commentary, self-effacing comedy, and differing perspectives on the past, present, and future.
Episodes
In this conversation, JoAnn and Johnny discuss a near-death experience JoAnn had in the pool and then delve into the recent news about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. They explore various theories and inconsistencies surrounding the incident, including the presence of a second shooter and the involvement of Blackrock. The conversation also touches on the role of social media and the media in general in shaping public o...
Join us as we dive deep into the shocking events surrounding the attempted assassination of Donald Trump...and how we found out about it during Tony Hinchcliffe's comedy show in Fort Lauderdale!
In this candid conversation, we share our immediate reactions, discuss the media's role in shaping public opinion, and explore differing viewpoints on the authenticity of the incident.
From our experience at the show to our thoughts...
Johnny and JoAnn chat about the mundane and the surreal, including:
- Solar Panel Terrorists
- Florida - The Sunless State
- Johnny wants to blow the Illuminati
- Yo! Johnny Raps
- JoAnn's new obsession with Cypress Hill
- Political overload / division
- Republican rollover
- Haitian Cannibal Civil War?
#comedy #comedypodcast #politicalhumor
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Join us as we talk about the latest lunacy, including:
- Jill Biden gets put in the back row at the UK Coronation...Has America sunk to the bottom of the food chain?
- Fed Now...Insanity later?
- Is WWIII already happening and we're just not being told about it?
- Is Tucker Carlson going to drop the truth MOAB or is he really a globalist puppet in disguise?
- Will Dems go full dicktatership by killing the debates?
- Was it a good thing tha...
Join us as we ask the burning questions of the day, including:
- Is Johnny going for the new Sam Smith look?
- Has the self-acceptance movement gone too far?
- Predictive programming - What is it and why does it “predict” the future?
- Modern slobs…would our ancestors be embarrassed of us?
- The Fauci Files — Did Elon buy a crime scene?
- If everybody’s working from home, what happens to commercial real estate?
Join our eye-opening conversation as we talk about the scandals of the day, including:
- Dalai Lama's Dirty Laundry
- All the Saints are Sinners
- Exploding Cows, Train Derailments, and Toxic Leaks...Oh, My!
- Are We Under Attack?
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This week we cover all the topics you need to laugh about, including:
- Super Mario Bros Movie
- Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light
- Trump Indictment = Retribution Time
- Fed Now, Fascism Later
- Turkey Seducing with Theo Von
- The Great Marshmallow Shortage of 2023
- GMO Tiger Meat now on the menu
- California Restaurants: I’ll Take the #3 with a Side of Chemo
- Another disgusting story from Johnny’s misspent youth, a.k.a. the start of the #MeEww Movement
Listen in as the crew speaks their twisted minds on current events and past traumas including:
Trump Indictment
QAnon Shaman Released
False Flag events
Nashville Shooting and the mysterious sneaker switch
The Great Tennessee Transsurrection
The IRS persecution of Matt Taibbi
More crazy stories from Johnny's misspent youth
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Join Johnny, JoAnn, and their "special guest" as they cover everything that pops into their collective minds including:
- Sad dead pet stories and JoAnn & Johnny’s Pet Semetery
- JoAnn goes to a real estate seminar…it doesn’t end well
- DeSantis fights soft-core porn in school libraries
- Jan 6th stupidity
- The crew discusses former libs who’ve switched sides: Brandon Straka, Russell Brand, Jimmy Dore, Tim Pool
- What’s up with T...
JoAnn and Johnny welcome two special (unnamed) guests, and discuss some crazy topical topics, including:
- Senior Assassin: The new game that is sweeping the nation involves water guns, high-tech surveillance, and fake babies? Is this a horrible idea or a great way to prepare our young people for the apocalypse?
- JoAnn & Johnny's new children's book, Rex E. Doodle's New Best Friend
- Pfizer CEO Anthony Bourla and Kam...
Johnny and JoAnn discuss some seriously disturbing topics, including:
- Do the Elite Lizard People want us to trade our black angus for black crickets?
- How JoAnn got red-pilled by an Alien Telephone Installer
- Alex Jones, David Icke, and the Reptilian Agenda
- Is America being forced into veganism as cattle "die" en masse and food processing plants are torched nationwide?
- Why is Bill Gates buying up all the American farmland?
- Wh...
JoAnn gets offended by racism...but not in the way you might think
The Corporate Exploitation of Pride Month
Twisting Patriotism into hatred
Why is Trump not "Part of the Club"?
BLM, Antifa, and then there are instigators...
Why are Freemasons present at EVERY INCIDENT???
Don't celebrate what you're born into
The great disappointment of the Obama Administration
Donald Trump was no...
The story of how Johnny stole the Body of Christ and ate it with Cheez Whiz
Government Cheese Scam in the 1970s
Is "Generic Food" going to make a come back? Everything old is new again!
8-year-olds buying beer and cigarettes
Marty the huffer under the grates
Raising kids in the '80s would be criminal now
Gordon Ramsey Syndrome and Justin Beiber's paralysis
SADS and SIDS - Just somethi...
$1 per egg soon? Why are our food processing plants being torched?
Are billionaires actually mentally ill?
What's your carbon footprint? Don't know? They do...
MK Ultra program and Deep State Spying - Pizza delivery guy targeted by Feds who tried to talk him into committing terrorist acts
Therapy or interview for a domestic terrorist position?
Dragonfly drone with backpacks stalks JoAnn
Klaus Schwa...
- "Happy Memorial Day"...no such thing.
- Texas school shooting conspiracy theories
- Trump Media starting a non-woke streaming service to "Uncancel the Cancelled"
- Little Johnny's PTSD from Boy Scout Camp
- JoAnn Learns More About Johnny's Sordid Past...as a "John"
- Putin - Sick or Replaced with a clone
- 30 Chinese Warplanes enter Taiwan airspace today
- 2000 Mules and 81 Million Lies
- The Circle Jerk of Glo...
Johnny & JoAnn do an emergency podcast episode covering the hot topics of the day, including:
- The emerging MonkeyPox epidemic and how Johnny contracted it in a strip mall parking lot.
- Robby Mook throws Hillary Clinton under the bus in the Durham trials
- Elongate - Sexual harassment allegations conveniently hit the "news" as the world's richest man takes on the Twitterverse.
- Plus, Johnny's caught on ...
- Elon says more than 20% of Twitter accounts are fake. They lied to the SEC defrauded shareholders and advertisers.
- Disney moving HQ from California to Orlando. Tavistock developers? What's up with that?
- Jimmy Dore went full Q last night calling Gates a full-on pedo!
- Speaking of pedos, what is up with Bobby Lee?
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Kickbacks, Payoffs, and Mule Drops, Oh My! Join Johnny & JoAnn as they talk about how Johnny bombed doing stand-up at a funeral, along with lots of other intriguing topics, including:
- Friday the 13th...lucky or not?
- Elon Musk puts Twitter buy on hold to re-evaluate the percentage of fake accounts
- Fauci, Collins, Birx & others at NIH EXPOSED for taking big payoffs from Big Pharma
- $40 Billion Ukraine payola KILLED by Sen. Ran...
Amber Alerts, Tear Drop tattoos, and electric cars that nobody drives. Is there anything we won't talk about? Probably not.
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Johnny bares all...revealing his shaving session that got out of hand. Is hairless really the way to go? JoAnn isn't so sure.
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