February 14, 2025 • 16 mins
In this episode of the LNBE Podcast, it’s a rollercoaster. Mike runs his mouth about the feels of Valentine’s Day—because let’s face it, nothing says love like over-the-top expectations and—mixing that with the grief of Chiefs fans’ Super Bowl heartbreak. Whether you’re nursing a broken heart or celebrating the Chief's loss like Mike, we’ve got something for you. Tune in for takes on Valentines day and the Super Bowl.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
roses are red, violets are blue.
Didn't get a text back.
Well, what else is new?
Valentine's day is fake, justlike your boobs ring, ring.
Who's that?
The crazy ex you swore you'dnever run back to?
Sorry guys, I've been sick allweek, so that's what I've been
dealing with, but I hope yourguys' week has all been great.
(00:30):
And, if you can't tell, we arein a Valentine's Day mood this
week.
So happy Valentine's Day toeverybody who's listening and,
for those who are, thank you somuch for tuning into this
episode of the LNBE Podcast,where LNBE stands for literally
nothing but everything lowexpectations, bad takes and
somehow we keep going.
Um, yeah, so valentine's day isgoing to be on the day that I
(00:57):
put this thing out.
And is love in the air?
Well, I definitely don't smellanything.
And just some little advice forall of you guys out there Don't
be that guy stalking your ex onInstagram, wishing that you
could get back together, justbecause you're so lonely on the
one day that Hallmark says shameon you for being single.
(01:18):
Plus, if she didn't even blockyou, was there even a real
relationship there?
Or maybe that's just me and myexperiences being hashtag toxic.
But come on, guys, like there'sa reason as to why you broke up
.
Do yourself a favor and don'tgo back just because you know
the parts and how the machineoperates.
(01:40):
Well, it's going to bedifferent this time, buddy.
It's really not.
The ride's still broken andyou're just going to get hurt
again.
Trust me, we've all been there.
And for the ladies, a littleValentine's PSA for you.
If you're thinking abouttexting your ex today, don't.
(02:01):
He's not your.
What if he's your?
Thank god I dodged a bullet.
Trust me, deep down, youalready know how this ends.
You're just gonna end up cryingin the car, scrolling his new
girl's profile and just settingyourself up to listen to sad
music and blame astrology.
But he was my twin flame.
(02:23):
My twin flame.
What are you talking about?
You played with fire and yougot burned.
Toxic people and this is forboth men and women toxic people
don't change, they just getbetter at manipulating.
All right, hang on, I gotta gograb some water because I can
already see myself having acoughing fit.
(02:44):
All right, and with that,thanks to the power of editing,
I am back, just going to crackopen a little liquid death here.
Hopefully it'll kill this coldthat I got.
All right, it's a little better.
Okay, yeah, no, I think I wouldknow a thing or two.
(03:05):
When it comes to dealing withtoxic people.
Um, if this is your first timelistening, welcome.
But if it's not, then hopefullyyou guys remember the episodes
that I put out about therestraining order that I got
from an ex-girlfriend of minefrom three years ago.
And if you're new to thepodcast, feel free to go listen
to those two episodes.
I promise you it's freakingcrazy.
Um, but yeah, no, hopefully, ifyou guys are celebrating
(03:26):
valentine's day, you're doing ithappily, you're doing it safely
and it is with somebody thatyou love and not with somebody
who you're just biding your timewith or they're just biding
your time with you, because thatis just not a fun situation to
be in.
But it's always interesting tome how couples always flex so
hard on valentine's day withthese long ass posts about how
(03:48):
they met and how in love theyare.
But to me it's funny how thelonger they're together, the
shorter the posts get, unlessthere's a problem.
Because when there's problemsin the relationship, that's when
you get the three paragraphhappy anniversary post.
That's really just damagecontrol.
Meanwhile you know that theydefinitely fought that morning.
(04:09):
Oh, you forgot the reservation.
You forgot that it wasvalentine's day, bro.
It literally happens the sameday every year.
Okay, but in defense of that, Iwould probably forget my
sister's birthday if it wasn'tthe same day as mine.
So I think a little bit of graceis also given.
Plus, who's to say that it'salways up to the guy?
(04:30):
How come the woman never is theone to initiate the plans or
the reservation?
Why is it always up to the guyto get the flowers and the
chocolates?
Are we not also supposed to beappreciated on Valentine's Day?
Hmm, hmm, yeah.
What do you say to that?
Shoes on the other foot?
(04:52):
Now, I don't know.
Valentine's Day to me is allabout grand gestures and
pretending that everything'sperfect.
It's basically the Super Bowlof false advertising.
Speaking of which fun fact, didyou know that?
The original lyrics to ParadiseCity?
I don't know if I mentionedthis before on the pod, I might
have done it in an early episode.
If I have forgive me, but sinceI brought up Sweet Child to
(05:13):
mind last week, it kind of gotme thinking about this.
But the original lyrics toParadise City were actually take
me down to the Paradise Citywhere the chicks are fat and
they got big titties.
I remember reading that inSlash's autobiography years ago
and it just lives in my headrent free at this point.
But let's just be clear aboutsomething right?
Big titties don't count ifyou're fat.
(05:37):
That's like saying that a guy'sgot a six pack under his coat
but it's actually just beerbottles.
It's deceptive, it's falseadvertising.
Somebody call the FTC, and bythat I mean the Fat Titty
Commission.
We need regulations on this.
Oh my God, sorry guys, I'veliterally been dying all week.
(05:58):
I have no idea what the fuck Ihave, but it has been driving me
crazy all week.
It was really wild too, becauseon Friday I felt fine, I went
out to go hang out with a friendand then all of a sudden
Saturday it just hit me like afucking tsunami, just out of
(06:19):
nowhere, and it just kind ofstarted like a really bad head
cold.
I just felt super fatigued andwhatever, and then, as it
progressed, I started to feelbetter, but then it just started
residing in my chest and now Ijust have this like lingering
cough.
(06:39):
I didn't have a cough at thestart of this thing, but I'm
getting a cough at the end of it.
I hope I'm on the end of thisthing, but only time will tell.
But I will say it did put adamper in my Super Bowl plans
because, as we all know, sundaywas the Super Bowl and I ended
up just watching it by myself athome because I was sick.
But hopefully you guys all hadfun little parties and you guys
(07:02):
went out or did something.
I actually am a fan of not goingout during the Super Bowl.
I would much rather watch it,like on my couch on the TV, with
friends who I also know areinterested in the game, because
even if it's teams that I don'tcare about who are playing, I
still want to watch the game.
Like the Super Bowl is kind oflike the sports equivalent to my
(07:22):
Christmas.
Like, even if it's teams that Idon't care about, I'm going to
sit down, I'm going to watch it,I'm going to enjoy the game as
a fan of the NFL.
And when you go out, you'rejust dealing with people who are
drinking and everybody gets tooinvolved in what's going on
around them and you don't end upactually sitting there watching
the game, you just end upsitting there bullshitting with
the people around you.
(07:43):
Oh my god, that was a greatcommercial.
I could give a fuck about thecommercial, but can somebody
please explain to me why it wasa 10 yard penalty on that play?
No, because none of you werefucking paying attention.
But I will say that game did notgo anywhere in the way that I
thought it was going to, becausegoing into it everybody's like,
oh who are you rooting for?
And my initial thought processwas the sinkhole.
(08:06):
But since this isn't thefucking dark knight, I guess I'm
gonna be rooting for the eagles.
Because, fuck the chiefs.
And the only reason I wasactually gonna watch it was just
because I like to be pissed off.
And I thought that the chiefswere gonna win because they were
going to get some frou-froupenalties that were going to go
their way.
And I thought that the Eagleswere going to have to play a
perfect game, because when theChiefs are on the field it's
(08:29):
always Thanksgiving, because therefs and the announcers are
always gobble-gobbling Mahomes'dick.
So, god forbid the Kansas CityCrybaby Swifties.
Have a call, go against them.
But what I did not expect wasthat, brady, I didn't know that
Fox was going to be the oneshosting the NFL, so I didn't
know that Brady and KevinBurkhart were going to be the
ones announcing the game andBlack Magic met Black Magic
(08:53):
because that Chiefs team shouldnot have even been to the Super
Bowl.
I talked about it last week howthey went 15-2 and they really
shouldn't have even been 15-2.
If anything, they probablyshould have been like 9-8 or
something crazy.
But the black magic of Bradycannot be disputed because we
have to give credit where creditis due and Brady has cost
(09:17):
Mahomes now three Super Bowls.
At this point he announced onethat they lost.
He was in one that they lostand that was the first beating
that Mahomes took in a SuperBowl.
And then in 20 what was it?
18?
He beat the Chiefs in the AFCchampionship game.
That would have gotten theChiefs to the Super Bowl, but
(09:38):
Brady stopped him at that point.
So thank you to Tom Brady foragain just doing whatever it is
that you do or whatever aurathat you have to stop this
Chiefs team from winning.
Because if they were going towin a 3p with that sorry ass
team when the Dynasty Patriotscouldn't win a 3p, I was going
(09:59):
to strictly just boycottwatching any Chiefs game next
year, just because I can'thandle it, because I was like
the Chiefs are going to win,just to keep their ratings up
and improve and that's all theNFL wants.
So the way to get them to nothave one more rating go for them
.
I was going to just stopwatching Chiefs games.
Go for them.
(10:23):
I was going to just stopwatching Chiefs games.
And as a society, I think weshould all start doing that in
general, because NFL is abusiness.
It's an entertainment league.
The Chiefs are theentertainment of the league
right now because they arewinning.
So the less viewership that yougive them, the more that
they're going to start steeringit somewhere else.
So congratulations to the Eagleson a massive win.
I'm so glad that you give themthe more that they're going to
(10:44):
start steering it somewhere else.
So congratulations to theEagles on a massive win.
I'm so glad that you totallyjust manhandled Mahomes.
I mean, they had what?
23 total yards going into thesecond half.
That is nuts.
That is unheard of for a teamlike that.
They didn't even hit midfielduntil the third quarter.
Sorry, I had to take anothersip of water.
(11:08):
Um, but it's also likeconsidering that team.
Of what I was watching all year,it finally made sense where
it's just like.
This is what happens when youallow teams to actually play
against this team.
Like it was truly amazing thatthere was not a single roughing
(11:30):
the passer call and Mahomes wasrunning for his life the entire
game, which also exposed how badthat offensive line truly was
all year, because the Eaglesonly did a four-man rush the
entire game.
Mahomes wasn't actually blitzedthe entire game.
Give credit to um, what's hisname?
(11:52):
Uh, nick Vangio on the Eagles,the defensive coordinator for
them.
That dude honestly should havewon MVP because that defense was
just totally lights out.
They just figured out how tobeat that Chiefs team and Steve
Spagnuolo, for, as great of adefensive coach as he is, he
could not get a stop to save hislife.
(12:13):
So whatever nick sirianni andwhatever uh nick um vangio had
going on, they just had thechiefs figured out and it was
glorious to watch.
That score doesn't evenrepresent how bad the game
actually was, because mahomesgot that one garbage time
touchdown when they were puttingin all their backups.
So it's like, all right, cool,you got a 60-yard bomb with
(12:38):
playing their second or thirdstringers whoever was actually
playing in the game at thatpoint.
So good on the Eagles.
I think this was great for theNFL that the Chiefs did not win.
Also, you know what, at acertain point you kind of
realized that, like the Chiefs,I think, just expected that they
(12:59):
were going to win this game,because once it got to that 24
to nothing, they all look likethey just kind of gave up.
Like this is where the wholegoat debate between Brady and
Mahomes Brady was down 28-3.
The dude never lost his driveto win the game.
He always put his team in aposition to at least score.
(13:21):
Mahomes couldn't even do that.
I mean, granted, he was runningfor his life the whole time and
he was sacked six times.
But to even compare him toBrady in that sense, I think in
one of the Super Bowls againstthe Giants, I think Brady was
sacked six times and that wasstill only a one score game.
And this was the game when itwas 24 to nothing, that Mahomes
(13:43):
could have pulled out hisBrady-esque aura that
everybody's saying that this guyhas, and he just couldn't do it
.
He could not get any momentumand it's like, oh, is this what
happens to a team?
When you just don't get thecalls, when you don't have the
help from the refs, you guysjust give up.
And it made me like ecstaticfor the fact that finally the
Swifties were able to witness aloss for the first time kind of
(14:07):
makes me wonder if that'sactually gonna only enhance them
to want to come back next yearand watch them come back, or if
they're gonna be like, oh, theylost, they didn't play well.
This might be Travis's last year.
And if Travis does actuallyretire, I wonder if all the
Swifties who came into the NFLwatching for the fact of just
seeing her on the screen they'reall going to check out because
(14:28):
Taylor's no longer going to beat the games.
And who are they going to useto advertise the Chiefs now?
And I'm sorry people don'tthink that Kelsey's kind of
washed at this point saying thathe shouldn't retire, he should
come back, he should try to winhis Super Bowl again before he
goes out, like always going outon top in that way.
In the second quarter hecompletely whiffed on blocking
(14:50):
Josh Sweat, leading toback-to-back sacks on the homes.
Dude looked like he was outthere practicing the mannequin
challenge rather than playing ina football game.
But at the end of the day theChiefs ended up fumbling the
Super Bowl, just like how someof y'all are about to fumble
somebody's Valentine's Day.
So tough week for everybodyexpecting a ring.
Alright, guys.
With that said, I hope all ofyou guys do have a very happy
(15:12):
Valentine's Day.
Be safe, have fun, enjoy yourloved one's company.
If you guys like this episode,please make sure that you guys
rate it, comment, like,subscribe, follow me on my
socials.
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All right, guys, I hope you allhave a fantastic weekend in the
(15:36):
spirit of Valentine's Day.
I love you all.
Thank you all so much forlistening to this episode and
supporting me in this, and Iwill catch up with you guys next
week.
Thank you.
roses are red, violets are blue.
Didn't get a text back.
Well, what else is new?
Valentine's day is fake, justlike your boobs ring, ring.
Who's that?
The crazy ex you swore you'dnever run back to?
Sorry guys, I've been sick allweek, so that's what I've been
dealing with, but I hope yourguys' week has all been great.
(00:30):
And, if you can't tell, we arein a Valentine's Day mood this
week.
So happy Valentine's Day toeverybody who's listening and,
for those who are, thank you somuch for tuning into this
episode of the LNBE Podcast,where LNBE stands for literally
nothing but everything lowexpectations, bad takes and
somehow we keep going.
Um, yeah, so valentine's day isgoing to be on the day that I
(00:57):
put this thing out.
And is love in the air?
Well, I definitely don't smellanything.
And just some little advice forall of you guys out there Don't
be that guy stalking your ex onInstagram, wishing that you
could get back together, justbecause you're so lonely on the
one day that Hallmark says shameon you for being single.
(01:18):
Plus, if she didn't even blockyou, was there even a real
relationship there?
Or maybe that's just me and myexperiences being hashtag toxic.
But come on, guys, like there'sa reason as to why you broke up
.
Do yourself a favor and don'tgo back just because you know
the parts and how the machineoperates.
(01:40):
Well, it's going to bedifferent this time, buddy.
It's really not.
The ride's still broken andyou're just going to get hurt
again.
Trust me, we've all been there.
And for the ladies, a littleValentine's PSA for you.
If you're thinking abouttexting your ex today, don't.
(02:01):
He's not your.
What if he's your?
Thank god I dodged a bullet.
Trust me, deep down, youalready know how this ends.
You're just gonna end up cryingin the car, scrolling his new
girl's profile and just settingyourself up to listen to sad
music and blame astrology.
But he was my twin flame.
(02:23):
My twin flame.
What are you talking about?
You played with fire and yougot burned.
Toxic people and this is forboth men and women toxic people
don't change, they just getbetter at manipulating.
All right, hang on, I gotta gograb some water because I can
already see myself having acoughing fit.
(02:44):
All right, and with that,thanks to the power of editing,
I am back, just going to crackopen a little liquid death here.
Hopefully it'll kill this coldthat I got.
All right, it's a little better.
Okay, yeah, no, I think I wouldknow a thing or two.
(03:05):
When it comes to dealing withtoxic people.
Um, if this is your first timelistening, welcome.
But if it's not, then hopefullyyou guys remember the episodes
that I put out about therestraining order that I got
from an ex-girlfriend of minefrom three years ago.
And if you're new to thepodcast, feel free to go listen
to those two episodes.
I promise you it's freakingcrazy.
Um, but yeah, no, hopefully, ifyou guys are celebrating
(03:26):
valentine's day, you're doing ithappily, you're doing it safely
and it is with somebody thatyou love and not with somebody
who you're just biding your timewith or they're just biding
your time with you, because thatis just not a fun situation to
be in.
But it's always interesting tome how couples always flex so
hard on valentine's day withthese long ass posts about how
(03:48):
they met and how in love theyare.
But to me it's funny how thelonger they're together, the
shorter the posts get, unlessthere's a problem.
Because when there's problemsin the relationship, that's when
you get the three paragraphhappy anniversary post.
That's really just damagecontrol.
Meanwhile you know that theydefinitely fought that morning.
(04:09):
Oh, you forgot the reservation.
You forgot that it wasvalentine's day, bro.
It literally happens the sameday every year.
Okay, but in defense of that, Iwould probably forget my
sister's birthday if it wasn'tthe same day as mine.
So I think a little bit of graceis also given.
Plus, who's to say that it'salways up to the guy?
(04:30):
How come the woman never is theone to initiate the plans or
the reservation?
Why is it always up to the guyto get the flowers and the
chocolates?
Are we not also supposed to beappreciated on Valentine's Day?
Hmm, hmm, yeah.
What do you say to that?
Shoes on the other foot?
(04:52):
Now, I don't know.
Valentine's Day to me is allabout grand gestures and
pretending that everything'sperfect.
It's basically the Super Bowlof false advertising.
Speaking of which fun fact, didyou know that?
The original lyrics to ParadiseCity?
I don't know if I mentionedthis before on the pod, I might
have done it in an early episode.
If I have forgive me, but sinceI brought up Sweet Child to
(05:13):
mind last week, it kind of gotme thinking about this.
But the original lyrics toParadise City were actually take
me down to the Paradise Citywhere the chicks are fat and
they got big titties.
I remember reading that inSlash's autobiography years ago
and it just lives in my headrent free at this point.
But let's just be clear aboutsomething right?
Big titties don't count ifyou're fat.
(05:37):
That's like saying that a guy'sgot a six pack under his coat
but it's actually just beerbottles.
It's deceptive, it's falseadvertising.
Somebody call the FTC, and bythat I mean the Fat Titty
Commission.
We need regulations on this.
Oh my God, sorry guys, I'veliterally been dying all week.
(05:58):
I have no idea what the fuck Ihave, but it has been driving me
crazy all week.
It was really wild too, becauseon Friday I felt fine, I went
out to go hang out with a friendand then all of a sudden
Saturday it just hit me like afucking tsunami, just out of
(06:19):
nowhere, and it just kind ofstarted like a really bad head
cold.
I just felt super fatigued andwhatever, and then, as it
progressed, I started to feelbetter, but then it just started
residing in my chest and now Ijust have this like lingering
cough.
(06:39):
I didn't have a cough at thestart of this thing, but I'm
getting a cough at the end of it.
I hope I'm on the end of thisthing, but only time will tell.
But I will say it did put adamper in my Super Bowl plans
because, as we all know, sundaywas the Super Bowl and I ended
up just watching it by myself athome because I was sick.
But hopefully you guys all hadfun little parties and you guys
(07:02):
went out or did something.
I actually am a fan of not goingout during the Super Bowl.
I would much rather watch it,like on my couch on the TV, with
friends who I also know areinterested in the game, because
even if it's teams that I don'tcare about who are playing, I
still want to watch the game.
Like the Super Bowl is kind oflike the sports equivalent to my
(07:22):
Christmas.
Like, even if it's teams that Idon't care about, I'm going to
sit down, I'm going to watch it,I'm going to enjoy the game as
a fan of the NFL.
And when you go out, you'rejust dealing with people who are
drinking and everybody gets tooinvolved in what's going on
around them and you don't end upactually sitting there watching
the game, you just end upsitting there bullshitting with
the people around you.
(07:43):
Oh my god, that was a greatcommercial.
I could give a fuck about thecommercial, but can somebody
please explain to me why it wasa 10 yard penalty on that play?
No, because none of you werefucking paying attention.
But I will say that game did notgo anywhere in the way that I
thought it was going to, becausegoing into it everybody's like,
oh who are you rooting for?
And my initial thought processwas the sinkhole.
(08:06):
But since this isn't thefucking dark knight, I guess I'm
gonna be rooting for the eagles.
Because, fuck the chiefs.
And the only reason I wasactually gonna watch it was just
because I like to be pissed off.
And I thought that the chiefswere gonna win because they were
going to get some frou-froupenalties that were going to go
their way.
And I thought that the Eagleswere going to have to play a
perfect game, because when theChiefs are on the field it's
(08:29):
always Thanksgiving, because therefs and the announcers are
always gobble-gobbling Mahomes'dick.
So, god forbid the Kansas CityCrybaby Swifties.
Have a call, go against them.
But what I did not expect wasthat, brady, I didn't know that
Fox was going to be the oneshosting the NFL, so I didn't
know that Brady and KevinBurkhart were going to be the
ones announcing the game andBlack Magic met Black Magic
(08:53):
because that Chiefs team shouldnot have even been to the Super
Bowl.
I talked about it last week howthey went 15-2 and they really
shouldn't have even been 15-2.
If anything, they probablyshould have been like 9-8 or
something crazy.
But the black magic of Bradycannot be disputed because we
have to give credit where creditis due and Brady has cost
(09:17):
Mahomes now three Super Bowls.
At this point he announced onethat they lost.
He was in one that they lostand that was the first beating
that Mahomes took in a SuperBowl.
And then in 20 what was it?
18?
He beat the Chiefs in the AFCchampionship game.
That would have gotten theChiefs to the Super Bowl, but
(09:38):
Brady stopped him at that point.
So thank you to Tom Brady foragain just doing whatever it is
that you do or whatever aurathat you have to stop this
Chiefs team from winning.
Because if they were going towin a 3p with that sorry ass
team when the Dynasty Patriotscouldn't win a 3p, I was going
(09:59):
to strictly just boycottwatching any Chiefs game next
year, just because I can'thandle it, because I was like
the Chiefs are going to win,just to keep their ratings up
and improve and that's all theNFL wants.
So the way to get them to nothave one more rating go for them
.
I was going to just stopwatching Chiefs games.
Go for them.
(10:23):
I was going to just stopwatching Chiefs games.
And as a society, I think weshould all start doing that in
general, because NFL is abusiness.
It's an entertainment league.
The Chiefs are theentertainment of the league
right now because they arewinning.
So the less viewership that yougive them, the more that
they're going to start steeringit somewhere else.
So congratulations to the Eagleson a massive win.
I'm so glad that you give themthe more that they're going to
(10:44):
start steering it somewhere else.
So congratulations to theEagles on a massive win.
I'm so glad that you totallyjust manhandled Mahomes.
I mean, they had what?
23 total yards going into thesecond half.
That is nuts.
That is unheard of for a teamlike that.
They didn't even hit midfielduntil the third quarter.
Sorry, I had to take anothersip of water.
(11:08):
Um, but it's also likeconsidering that team.
Of what I was watching all year,it finally made sense where
it's just like.
This is what happens when youallow teams to actually play
against this team.
Like it was truly amazing thatthere was not a single roughing
(11:30):
the passer call and Mahomes wasrunning for his life the entire
game, which also exposed how badthat offensive line truly was
all year, because the Eaglesonly did a four-man rush the
entire game.
Mahomes wasn't actually blitzedthe entire game.
Give credit to um, what's hisname?
(11:52):
Uh, nick Vangio on the Eagles,the defensive coordinator for
them.
That dude honestly should havewon MVP because that defense was
just totally lights out.
They just figured out how tobeat that Chiefs team and Steve
Spagnuolo, for, as great of adefensive coach as he is, he
could not get a stop to save hislife.
(12:13):
So whatever nick sirianni andwhatever uh nick um vangio had
going on, they just had thechiefs figured out and it was
glorious to watch.
That score doesn't evenrepresent how bad the game
actually was, because mahomesgot that one garbage time
touchdown when they were puttingin all their backups.
So it's like, all right, cool,you got a 60-yard bomb with
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playing their second or thirdstringers whoever was actually
playing in the game at thatpoint.
So good on the Eagles.
I think this was great for theNFL that the Chiefs did not win.
Also, you know what, at acertain point you kind of
realized that, like the Chiefs,I think, just expected that they
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were going to win this game,because once it got to that 24
to nothing, they all look likethey just kind of gave up.
Like this is where the wholegoat debate between Brady and
Mahomes Brady was down 28-3.
The dude never lost his driveto win the game.
He always put his team in aposition to at least score.
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Mahomes couldn't even do that.
I mean, granted, he was runningfor his life the whole time and
he was sacked six times.
But to even compare him toBrady in that sense, I think in
one of the Super Bowls againstthe Giants, I think Brady was
sacked six times and that wasstill only a one score game.
And this was the game when itwas 24 to nothing, that Mahomes
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could have pulled out hisBrady-esque aura that
everybody's saying that this guyhas, and he just couldn't do it
.
He could not get any momentumand it's like, oh, is this what
happens to a team?
When you just don't get thecalls, when you don't have the
help from the refs, you guysjust give up.
And it made me like ecstaticfor the fact that finally the
Swifties were able to witness aloss for the first time kind of
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makes me wonder if that'sactually gonna only enhance them
to want to come back next yearand watch them come back, or if
they're gonna be like, oh, theylost, they didn't play well.
This might be Travis's last year.
And if Travis does actuallyretire, I wonder if all the
Swifties who came into the NFLwatching for the fact of just
seeing her on the screen they'reall going to check out because
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Taylor's no longer going to beat the games.
And who are they going to useto advertise the Chiefs now?
And I'm sorry people don'tthink that Kelsey's kind of
washed at this point saying thathe shouldn't retire, he should
come back, he should try to winhis Super Bowl again before he
goes out, like always going outon top in that way.
In the second quarter hecompletely whiffed on blocking
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Josh Sweat, leading toback-to-back sacks on the homes.
Dude looked like he was outthere practicing the mannequin
challenge rather than playing ina football game.
But at the end of the day theChiefs ended up fumbling the
Super Bowl, just like how someof y'all are about to fumble
somebody's Valentine's Day.
So tough week for everybodyexpecting a ring.
Alright, guys.
With that said, I hope all ofyou guys do have a very happy
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Valentine's Day.
Be safe, have fun, enjoy yourloved one's company.
If you guys like this episode,please make sure that you guys
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All right, guys, I hope you allhave a fantastic weekend in the
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spirit of Valentine's Day.
I love you all.
Thank you all so much forlistening to this episode and
supporting me in this, and Iwill catch up with you guys next
week.
Thank you.
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