The Lonely Stoner Chronicles

The Lonely Stoner Chronicles

Just a chill as fuck melanated stoner whose a full time sarcastic mother fucker, a sweetheart, and part time narcissist simply navigating my way through this thing called life. What I’m bringing is raw, uncut, possibly offensive, and most certainly not for children! My podcasts are unfiltered and completely unedited. I’m here to talk my shit, let my tits hang, and have a great time doing it!

Episodes

July 21, 2025 37 mins

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Life comes at you fast, then fucks you hard and slow. Yes. It's definitely a mouth full, but it's an accurate mouthful...

I'm glad to be back. I missed talking shit to you all! I struggle with consistency, but I'm here for the time being.

This episode partially explains some of my absence with a little bit of humour, and slight kink. TRIGGER WARNING THINGS WILL GET DARK! What I say can possibly trigg...

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I've never met a big booty baddie I didn't like... 

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February 25, 2025 1 min

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The best 3 minutes of your lives!

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January 24, 2025 10 mins

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Hey guys!!! In this episode I think I discover my toxic trait. Maybe.

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January 23, 2025 9 mins

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Part of being an adult is learning how to stop playing yourself. I'm still working on that. I'll get it one day.

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June 12, 2024 18 mins

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I am outraged at the level of disrespect people for cooking! The amount of reels and vids I've seen of HORRIBLE cooking is absolutely bonkers. 

I wasn't sure if I should publish this episode because it abruptly cuts off at the end. But it's so funny though. Well, at least I think it is. Let me know what you think.

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June 5, 2024 44 mins

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I think the title speaks for itself. Fuck everyone involved, especially the enablers!

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May 29, 2024 15 mins

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If you've watched The Boyz this episode is for you! You and I all know how we feel about it. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if we've all come to the same conclusion as well. This will be fun.🙃😈

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May 22, 2024 17 mins

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Ok so my crush on Central Cee is finally over. He's got a girl and a kid. That kinda ruins the fantasy for me - it was fun while it lasted though. That by no means gives you young bucks out there permission to holla. I like my freedom.

And you can take that however you want...

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May 16, 2024 31 mins

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Hey y'all!!! It's been forever and a day. Did u miss me? I missed u! I'm back and I'm better!!!... Kind of. 

OK so men - I just want to talk. I don't want any smoke. I'm simply speaking from my observations. NOT ALL OF U, but some of u are on some fuck shit, and I'm going to address it. If you're one of those "He-man woman haters" who gets offended easily by a...

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December 27, 2023 22 mins

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I know it's not a crime to have a crush on someone younger than you, but anything under 30 feels a bit too young you get me? What do you think?

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December 25, 2023 15 mins

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Hey y'all! Just me keeping it all the way funky this Christmas. Love you all!

Special thanks to every last one of my listeners. U guys are the best!

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December 18, 2023 21 mins

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Who else besides me watches True Crime shows? Why does every guilty party look like they did whatever the fuck someone said they did? I'm not talking about mug shots either. I'm talking about the man, or woman, at the Christmas party that everyone said was, "just the sweetest person ever!"

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December 6, 2023 21 mins

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Some crackhead piece of shit broke into my fuckin car! Ugh!!! Listen to this bullshit now...

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October 25, 2023 17 mins

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Fuck all of you sexy mother Fuckers!!! Kidding! I'm kidding... Or am I?

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October 23, 2023 6 mins
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October 23, 2023 1 min

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My bad guys. I totally forgot to upload these upcoming episodes. I hope you enjoy them!

Please note that there won’t always be an episode description for every podcast. Mainly because I don’t want to write them. Also, a lot - well 90% of my material isn’t written down. I think it, I record it. Trying to put a description into words after that doesn’t always come out right. It seems forced and awkward.

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September 20, 2023 4 mins
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September 13, 2023 13 mins

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If we stay waiting for the right time to do anything it will never happen. Do it ALL now! Within reason of course.

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September 8, 2023 16 mins

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I nearly lost my damn car. Your girl was caught driving at racing speed. It was a doozy.

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