The MB Machine Podcast

The MB Machine Podcast

Welcome to the MB Machine Podcast! -The MB Machine Podcast, a podcast for the twisted humor that people love. The hosts Beave, R and Midge along with their guests chat about random topics. No topic is off limits or too sacred to be made fun of. Email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 Twitter: @mb_machine Twitter: @TheBeave07

Episodes

May 14, 2025 115 mins

The pope dies and R wants to know why people are excited about it. Beave suggest lowering the alter boys age to win pope election. Beave brings us the greatest song ever written by Ye aka Kanye West. We end with how to make America more American. Enjoy the show!!!

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We start with a great this or that, no one wants to actually answer it. We round out the the episode with some Rapeseed, two bits of not sound legal advice and how to get aliens to actually show up. Enjoy the show!!!

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April 30, 2025 81 mins

The boyz discuss cover songs and what artists have the best covers. R talks about taxes and his inept local government. Beave loves Ye and everything he stands for. Midge pisses in the wind and more! Enjoy the show!!!

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April 23, 2025 110 mins

We talk politics, soccer, El Salvador prisons and school shooting. Rampant laughter and sic scenarios abound! Enjoy the show!!!

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April 16, 2025 83 mins

Midge opens up about his wife's fantastic pumpkin muffins. Beave announces his big family news and then proceeds to tell about his families ability to relay important news. R talks about video games and more. Enjoy the show!!!

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April 9, 2025 76 mins

We are sorry for not being better at getting podcasts out on time and not having new episodes. In repentance we have the most vile, disturbing and down right trashy this or that Beave could come up with. Midge's skin crawled and R contemplated life decisions. Enjoy the show!!!

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April 1, 2025 105 mins

Welcome back to another Guest Episode with "Driver", he's an avid Stand Up Jet Ski Rider & Wheeler Dealer Extraordinaire!

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Midge and Beave bring you some of the most awesome topics in the world! Beave has a step by step guide on anal sex. Lena the Plug and why being a pornstar and having a pornstar for a wife would suck. We have two This or That's and Midge would earn 21 million dollars. Enjoy the show!!!


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March 19, 2025 82 mins
R & Beave run the show this week as Midge starts his journey as a contractor in general construction. The 2 guys discuss fire both in the air and in the field followed by an analysis of professionals starting side businesses. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us ...
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March 12, 2025 93 mins
It is the third white trash awards! The awards start at 14:52. Before the awards we have a quick lesson in tariffs, followed by how Midge changed his bosses mind. After the awards show crowns the winner we get a look at R's early life and why he knows about trash so well. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you ...
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March 5, 2025 135 mins

We slam into high gear immediately talking about sluts and who would suck our dicks harder, Ukrainians or Russians. Beave dissects the recent big dogging by the white house. Midge and Beave go ham about economics. Midge has an idea to stop child molesters and they round it out with video games and KillTony. Enjoy the show!!!

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February 26, 2025 68 mins

Beave fights fire with crayons! Blue is the color of the sky and red is fire. This episode was off the hinges, laughing, crazy hypotheticals and more. Enjoy the show!!!

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February 19, 2025 105 mins

Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!!

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February 12, 2025 130 mins

We talk strippers, vegetable people, cyber warfare, annoying people and politics, cops that do a great job and the ultimate solution. Enjoy the show!!!


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February 5, 2025 98 mins

We're Always Right! Midge and the gang figure out how to end all future wars without civilian casualties. R slings rope four times in 24 hours and still won't spill about how big his hog is. Beave chooses war with his wife and Midge has never seen Rambo. Enjoy the show!!!


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January 29, 2025 124 mins

Does your daughter have her rape card punched? Do you know what a rape card is? Find out on this episode! Beave, R and Midge discuss the political climate, how to start a game show with Barack Obama and Tiger Woods and rounding it off is a relationship advice session and possibly a book in the works! Enjoy the show!!!

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January 22, 2025 103 mins

The boys get into the best way to jerk off in the shower. Lily Phillips fights another British slut that stole her fuck crown. R talks about Indians and how they can solve their female to male ratio problems and more. Enjoy the show!!!


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January 15, 2025 94 mins

R and Midge start this bad boy with a nice slow build till we express how much we love our wives and should get a once a year free pass to smack the shit out of them. Beave joins us mid way and the oddest conversation of the podcast ensues. Cats and the 1920's noiore film that will be filmed using Midge's cats. Enjoy the show!!!

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January 8, 2025 129 mins

Beave recounts how heroic he is for putting his super down and saving lives. Midge really hates people. Tump tower is bombed and we doubt the integrity of the news. Religion is evil and porn is becoming illegal. Midge and Beave debate how to say Nikolai Tesla's name. Beave has the bomber dudes email and reads it in its entirety while R and Midge heckle him. What's better a chess tournament or a chest tournament? Midge gives a b...

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January 4, 2025 100 mins

R and Beave talk about why making a new years resolution is stupid. Video games are regressing and there's no new action stars because people suck. Enjoy the show!!!

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