May 9, 2025 • 34 mins
Welcome to, Mission Logs, the side series of episodes dedicated to everything and nothing, delivered weekly to your feed. In tonight's episode, Devyn has curated 30 minutes of unedited audio containing conversations with over 20 different people from the last two years captured in-the-moment. This is to give those featured a small spotlight to be themselves and to capture that moment in time forever. Lots of laughs, confusion, and honest-to-god wackiness are waiting for you. Enjoy.
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Incoming transmission. The heavens have become a part
of man's world. Incoming transmission.
Incoming. Transmission this.
Is Houston can we get both of you on a camera from?
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Devon's mission log. Welcome back, everybody.
And wow, it feels weird to be saying that.
I mean, fuck, when was the last time I did one of these?
It doesn't matter. We're back.
We're better than ever, and we're trying something new this
episode because that's what we do here at Devon's Mission log.
Eddie's mission log sucks. We don't like it over there.
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Over here, we experiment and we innovate and we try new things
also, like, I'm just trying to see what like you guys want
'cause these things are really loose formats, so we can really
do anything with it. And here's an example of that.
So today I have for you a collection of interviews,
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stories and interactions with random people that I've met in
my travels throughout the last 21/2 years.
So some of these are very, very old that I've been saving for
you guys for a very long time. And some of these just happened,
you know, a couple of weeks ago.And you'll hear that we actually
have my, I'm recording all of this on my phone because I don't
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have my audio set up. Eddie like is holding everything
currently. So this is really impromptu.
My fucking phone turned off. We're on a new recording.
Just roll with it. So as I was saying, lot of
interviews, a lot of stories, a lot of interactions, it's just
conversations with people. I think that's what I'm going to
title this, but you guys will see what I end up titling it.
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And it's going to be just like acompilation of interactions with
people. So whether you like it or
whether you're into it or not, Iguess we'll see.
But this is going to be Volume 1.
And if it does well or I get enough support, I'll probably
make a Volume 2. There's going to be people on
here that you guys may recognizefrom the show, People that you
may recognize as like backgroundcharacters, like in the Moon Man
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lore. There are going to be people
that we no longer associate ourselves with or people that we
haven't had a chance to speak toin a very long time.
But all of this is just to show an appreciation for the moments
that we had with these people and give them a small spotlight
to just be themselves authentically.
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That's what I really wanted to highlight.
It's just hanging out with thesepeople and experiencing what
it's like to be around them and just chill with them, vibe with
them and exist with them. So I guess we'll see if you're
rocking with it. As I was saying before my
fucking phone cut me off at the end of this whole little thing,
we're going to have sections. Oops, sorry.
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I'm playing music in the background.
One SEC, one SEC, one SEC. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
Oh shit. Devin cut all this out later,
please. I'm trying to find some good
like vibe music in the background here.
We'll do this one. So towards the end of this
little mission log interview collection compilation thingy,
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I'm going to have some stories from when me, Eddie, Rob, and
the whole friend group decided to go to Seattle a couple of
months back. Because we haven't really talked
about it on the show, we haven'taddressed it on the show.
So we have one very specific story that I saved towards the
end of this. But again, I just hope you guys
enjoy. I hope you see the vision here.
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And if you want more, just let me know.
Until then, I'll see you guys with the next mission log, next
episode, yadda, yadda, yadda, whatever.
Have a great day. I love you.
I hope you guys get some Dick, get some pussy, and I hope you
guys have a great rest of your life, man.
Let's just spread some positivity.
All right, repeat that.
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Depends on how late she is in the pregnancy.
That that depends. That's the factor that fuck, how
do I say this? Because if she's like, if she's
like, you know on her like 7th month, I'm not I'm not doing it.
I'm stopping this man. This man is trying to get you on
recording. Stop talking.
He's. Trying to fucking be.
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Sneaky. I know people I know.
Oh man, I tell you stop. I told you to stop.
Stop talking. He's fucking trying.
To get you. That's.
Crazy. I like the way y'all know, man.
I'll tell you to stop. So you lived in Shanghai?
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Yeah. For what, a year?
Like a year and a half? Because you were part of a
British Academy? No, like we had to go to the
British Academy, but it was mandatory that we learned
Mandarin. I'm recording it because
recording. I want to show people.
So who? No one knows me.
Yeah, exactly. We're not giving you a name, so
no one's going to believe me when I tell the dude you're
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going to put it on the podcast. How'd you know?
Because so you went to you went to China.
You lived in China for like a year or two.
OK, I'm tell me. It's just that's in your story.
Why though? Why am IA special guest on the
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show now? Because you're interesting all
of a sudden. No nervous forgetty bro.
Sounds like spaghetti bud. It's just gold.
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That's better than Eduardo, not idiot.
Forgetty. Why is forgetty?
Funny because he's. Forgetful forget is forgetful,
but with Eddie so forgetty you're going to take yourself
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out. Died by the sword.
Eddie's not that funny. Forgetty the what?
You didn't know the theorem about triangles.
What's it called? I'm not saying it because I
can't. You know how?
Long it's been since I've. Heard that word.
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Just one more time for me please.
Pelagarean theorem. I kind of said it right that
time. No, you did it.
What's it called say? It one more.
Time I'm testing you now. What's it called?
Pelagarean theorem? Pelagarean So for the for the
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record here you were doing what with who?
Who wasn't I doing what with? Whoever.
What gender was The Who that youwere doing what with?
I think they. Anything with the heartbeat.
Listen, listen. They got lonely.
So. He didn't have his roommate with
him. He said verbatim something along
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the lines of he's figuring out how many funk pops you have.
Just count up and down to four sig.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck the bullshit you said on record.
There's very little that you haven't done in the military
that you can't do in prison. Yeah, you shower, you have no
privacy. You fucking get shaved.
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Well, I don't know. Do you get shaved in prison?
No. No.
So maybe it's worse. You don't get shamed unless you
fuck somebody. Like, yeah, I mean, OK, Shank or
fucking a pillow. Pillow Party.
So are you a pillow? Biter A pillow biter.
It's what you. Did to.
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It's how you survive. Hey bro, that's all good.
I lived a good life you. Don't get to go in there.
That's a pretty necrophilia, or I don't know.
What? That person is getting in the
neck of Philly. I'm.
I'm out of myself. It is like, good point.
Yeah, that's valid. Valid.
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Right here, like this is a this is the end of the race where you
jump over the fire. You have to go.
You have to, you are jumping over fire and you have to go.
You have to go under a wire. You have to go under the wall in
the water and you have to carry this.
It's got semen in it. You have to carry that to a
certain semen or a cement. Cement.
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Cement. You said semen.
Semen. It's a lot of semen.
That's me and that's me and my brother jumping over the fire.
This is the start of the race. That's where we started.
How many miles is it? 25?
This one was 25 miles and had 17obstacles.
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God damn. Jumping over fire, carrying
seamen, running 25 miles, going in the water.
Going in the water like some Marines.
Yeah, man. You know it.
You know it. You know it.
Do it. Are you liking the episode?
I'm I'm loving the episode. Yeah, I think it's good.
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I'm loving the episode, though. I got to review my notes an hour
20, Eddie and I told you this isa long one.
Well, aren't we taking a break at this?
After this. Like a two week break.
No, that's for the. We're taking two weeks before
the one year. Yeah, so that would be in
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September. Shut like this kid.
And he's like, oh, like I won't drink anybody else's milk with
yours. And it's weird.
It's weird. I was like, what the fuck?
You beat your shit to that? No, alright, what's your all
time favorite? All time favorite is this one.
It was like nurses and shit, alright, the pizzas ordered
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voice nurses and like basically this dude had like a problem.
Like he had to like fuck every other like hour on the hour.
So I was like split up. Send me that shit, send me that
shit. He's not like, he's not, like,
basically, it's like the nurses and it's.
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I'm going to record this and send this to Joe.
You want me to tell you that you're dead, right.
You're supposed to say something?
Yeah. I'm dead.
I'm gone. I'm gone.
How'd you die? Did you walk into a tree branch
and knock yourself out? I got stabbed in the eye with a
wreck. Oh, shit.
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One more time, OK. So I walked into the Honda
dealer and I told him I was like, you see that Honda right
there? I want that car.
I'm not going to test drive it. I'm not going to put no money
down. I want $250 payments and I'm not
putting no money down to start the paperwork and I'll come back
for it when it's ready. I.
Think he's on? No.
Yeah. He told me no, said no, you have
to test drive it, and I said no,I love Hondas.
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I'm not test driving it. Just get this paperwork started
and when it's ready I'm going tocome back.
I'm not going to sit here all day with you.
I don't have time for that. I got a baby shower to be too
right now. He didn't let me leave
unfortunately. He got the paper and then he
made me test drive it and by thetime I came back from the test
drive, all my paperwork was done.
Damn. All right.
Say something in Mandarin. There's no customers.
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Yeah, but it's you. Say something.
Something interesting? No, really, you're overthinking
it I get scared say something, say me how?
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I can't do it. I'm scared I get scared oh God I
agree. I'm Say it.
Yeah. If it looks kind of like me, say
it. It's Peg Peg, Stupid asshole.
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Ah, you fucked it up. I always got the swipers on
deck. I'm trying to test me.
Fine. I can't recreate that.
Sound just do it. I can't I'm.
Not stretching. Everyone so stretchy, just see
it. Wasn't a good There's no.
Good stretch in me. Just see if it comes out.
It can't please it. Can't come out.
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Come on. No, please repeat that entire
story for me. I just want to get that.
Repeat that story. So you walked into a tree branch
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and knocked yourself out and then you self medicated by
putting Q-tips in your ear? No, I went to go wash up and
then I got water in my ears. So then I got the Q-tips and I
stuck them in my ears and then something fell.
I reached down and my arm hit the Q-tip in my ear.
After you knocked yourself out same day, blew out your eardrum,
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started to cry, vomit all over yourself, I did not buy.
That is fucking insane. I tell you, I'm accident prone.
Very accident. Yeah, I can tell.
And not only that, when your assistant was here, you're
beating the hell out of him too.No, you're so accident prone.
Stop that. Sounds like 78.
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She's chewed out of a puzzle to her chair.
She loved him. He's good.
You're recording me right now, aren't you?
I'm trying to. No, no, no.
Whoa, Hey, get him, get him, gethim.
Smack him around a little bit. Yeah, it was pretty funny.
Yeah, it was pretty funny. That guy was cool.
Yeah. He was gone before he even got
up to drink. He walked over.
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I was making tea and he walked over there and he was gibberish.
The only one I had was beautiful.
And I was like, yeah, it's beautiful.
It's like store's beautiful. It's a beautiful day.
He should have. You should have started telling
him about the spiders everywhere.
That would have. No, no, no.
We had that guy yesterday. What?
Oh, yeah, We went as I do a smooth cigarette and this dude
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has his shirt off and he is, like, flinging it around,
hitting himself. OK, But he's like that ants,
man. The fire ants, the big fire ants
that got me, they got me on the spine and they're everywhere.
There was nothing in him. Absolutely.
Drugs are crazy. Oh, yeah.
Let's do some shrooms. Let's start walking around a
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certain case and do that regularly.
You're a little. Yeah, I was going to say you're
a little turned down. Is he on Truth right now?
You got something? What are you talking about with
him? I'm not talking about sexting
with Eddie, you fucking stupid ass.
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So then why did you bring it up while texting Eddie?
Because you were talking about sexting and I said you should
sex more. It's fun.
Talk about you were talking about sex.
No, I said I should have enjoyed16 more when I was fucked a 16
year old. No when I was 16 because then
I'm not fucking. I can hit on girls that are like
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you were molested already. You're right.
What the fuck? Oh, busted.
Where right now, yeah, we're on the outskirts because it would
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be like another hour to. Go inside there.
I don't know how long it would take us to get to the center.
You're talking about, like downtown Portland.
Yeah. I mean, I guess we are on that
one, like a little town, though.Yeah.
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It's a beautiful view, though we're near Portland State
University. How far 13?
Minutes. It says Portland State.
Portland's a city. Who named that?
Probably someone who didn't go. Probably someone that needs to
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go to university. Yeah, that's enough.
So now I have to be a be smart. I bitch, bro like back.
Oh shit, so wack. Oh, that shit was heavy.
The one girl I wanted that song.She's like, yeah, I can bro.
Like I'm up here on the pole andshit like girl like shit, I'll
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fucking save you. Watch, I'll take you home.
I'll save your ass, I'll save you.
It's funny, 'cause everybody, like every guy gets in there and
say, I, I could save her, you know, in the back of their head.
Broke, broke, broke back down. Bring her back home to what?
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What? My place before I was, you know,
I was working. I was.
So I just playing the music and then the day is pass, you know?
Oh, yeah, you listening the music.
And then day is so fast. So who's your who's your
favorite rapper? Snoop Dogg.
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Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg's a good one.
I like Snoop Dogg now. Doctor Dre.
I don't sing anymore. Like, Yeah.
And Drake, yeah, Drake's good. Drake's really good.
Dog is like the Best Song. I think being here like last two
years ago. I think they sing the Doctor
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Drake. But for Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah, the Super Bowl it was,yes.
New dog, Doctor Dre, Eminem, 50 Cent.
Yeah, that was cool. Super Bowl, I guess I was
driving before yeah, they some battle and too many people the
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yeah, they got a lot of good songs like gin and juice.
That's a good one. Came here last year's last year
last two years ago nothing but AG thing the Super Bowl from
Ram. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess
right now I don't know about daggers.
They I hear that they champion also, right?
Yeah. They just won the the World Cup,
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the World Series. Could you repeat that?
No, no. Tell us about your ASRASMR
excursions. You should watch ASMR, though.
It's really good. I don't like what what it's
doing to you, so I don't know ifI want to never watch ASMR.
Not the kind you're thinking of.No, I literally am watching like
normals. I'll show you.
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Here you go. I don't like what it's doing to
you, though. Like, it is nice.
It's just a scratch you can't touch by yourself.
It's just a scratch that you can't touch by yourself.
That sounds sexual. You're watching weird porn.
Really not. It's weird porn, huh?
No, if that's what you're into, it's what you're into.
We don't kink shame here. Porn, like watch like that.
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That's porn. That's borderline porn.
No, it's not. Yeah, it is.
It's all like physical, hands onsensual whispering in your ear.
That's that's sexual. That's porn.
You're you're watching weird girl porn.
There's no, no one's naked though.
Naked. No, no one's naked.
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No one's naked on set. So it's not porn.
Everybody's got clothes on it. During this scenario.
What does it do to you again? What are the side effects
afterwards? I'm not telling you no.
That's too invasive. It's not invasive.
You it's gonna know. You shouted it out in front of
everybody and nobody knows your name.
Oh, no. No way.
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I'll beep it out. Yeah, I'll beep it out.
Nope. What does it do to you?
It crosses your eyes. It makes your toes tremble.
You had to go to a doctor. Comatose tremble.
Yeah, it does make you comatose.You can't move off your couch.
You're like, I'm just like, I'm done.
So that's kind of similar to something that happens when two
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people meet. Right.
So you would classify this as sexual?
Yeah, but I don't. I'm not like, Whoa.
It's just like mentally like what?
You're done. That's sexual.
Have you never experienced that?No, I don't know.
What What? When you're like, hypnotized?
No. Well, yeah.
Like when you're like drain and you're like out of it, you feel
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high. As soon as you said you feel
high, I was like, she's watchingporn.
This is crazy, though. That's really weird.
I never knew on YouTube. Porn on YouTube.
I never knew that. Recommend the people some ASMR
channels? No, I don't know it.
Actually, I think I do. I think it's joyful tingles.
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That sounds sexual as fuck. That sounds sexual.
Joyful tingles. Yeah.
She's tingling. My joy.
Are you joyful tingles while sheentertains tingles.
Why'd you point like that? Tingles.
Tingles. Like tingles.
Like you're just like, like you just got good Dick for the first
time. You're like, I'm done.
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I can't move. My legs are shaking.
You get up and start walking like Bambi.
Oh, no, you can move. I mean, you can walk.
Say something, Mandarin. No, for the people.
I can't do it. I'm nervous.
Why? Because I get nervous.
NI hao, NI hao. No.
That sounds like you're a cat. How do you say I'm your best
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friend? No, that's what you said
earlier. Misha, what a hell upon you.
Wow, that was fucking sick. All right.
Thank you for being on the show.Yeah.
OK. And who?
Who are we sponsored by through the ad Read better.
Hell. And we save how much?
10%? Hell yeah.
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That's it. That's it.
I don't know if you'd have the time, though, with all those
damn zombos. Why don't you come with me to
Oregon? We could go to Oregon.
We could walk up. We could travel up to Oregon.
What's that one thing Oregon trailer?
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Yeah, yeah, we'll do that. Well, they're they were coming
from like New York. See, I want to go towards New
York. No, no, that's the worst place
to go. But I would go up to like
Oregon, you know, I don't you want to see it once I'd like go
back down to Idaho and then justkind of go east and then come
back where like just go across, you know, see the whole country.
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Yeah, that'd be kind of cool walking the whole country on
foot in the zombie apocalypse. I know it's well, Dad.
Obviously, like in that scenario, I know we'd have to
get water too. You'd have to find we'd have to
find some bitches to go with this.
I know. What's your face?
I imagine there's a zombie apocalypse you meet up with.
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What's your face? I don't know.
How would how would I even get to her?
Would you even want to defend her?
It's a zombie apocalypse and she's come help me for real.
I'm locked in my building. You'll be like, you know what?
No, come no, because like if thesell your sell your shit went
out bro. And how would I talk?
I'm 100 right? And you're able to talk and then
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she's like, hey, come help me for real.
I probably be like I don't even know what you sound like.
So you mean so so I don't know. I don't know anything about come
help me bro. What safer.
Yeah, Fuck. Let's go.
Death. I'd be watching from the next
building, bro. I'd be like that scoping up.
That's like death, bro. LA.
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She lives right next to the airport too.
That sucks. That's crazy, man of zombies.
She's dead. She's just dead.
She got the guns, though, So does she know how to use them?
She's she's a girl. So at the end of the day, it's
like, yeah, she does. No, I wouldn't trust it.
I wouldn't go good. That's a whole ass AR.
How do end up customer block? Why?
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Oh, she like shooting on here? Are you sure she's not a black
dude? Black dude?
Yeah. She talks like a black dude.
She's got guns like a black dude.
She's racist. So black people hate black
people. Imagine she was like a ruckus.
Ruckus. Yeah, Uncle Ruckus.
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She was black, but she thought she was white.
She found this girl online and she was sending pictures of her.
Like we tripped out. Like even if she was fine or
whatever, but she's sending you like blonde girl pictures or
she's editing them or some shit,but I'd be tripped out.
Did you see the shit I sent you on Insta?
No, it was a taste. When you say I watch it, they're
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like, she can't be doing this, but she can't be doing this to
us posting this shit. So you're another kind of thing.
What are you doing? Go, go, go to Instagram.
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What the fuck are they giving tome?
That's fucking hospital. Oh my God.
I'm pretty sure Jesus is in the corner of my room.
Go to your insta. I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
World War. 3 happens I I. This Eddie?
Yeah, I. I I sit on the show and I'm
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going to stick to it. If World War 3 happens and we
start pulling up with nukes, that's what aliens are going to
rebuild. For themselves.
Who's laying this bro cook? For some reason I just.
He touched on divot box and thenin that same week he almost died
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like 3 times. Divot box it is after that.
It's like like what demon is inside of it's?
Fun in a box, yeah. And he can't touch it or you'll
get cursed. I think mom was listening to
some podcasts on Divot Box. I don't believe in that shit
bro. I believe in these goofy little
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ghosts. Bro, no, yeah, come on, It's in
the moment. Like, well shit, we're looking
at the end of the night. Wait, so who the fuck was the
wizard? The wizard?
The wizard. After soccer, you were talking
to Japanese to this fucking Blackbeard.
I wasn't. Literally you weren't dead ass
straight Japanese. Do you know what I was saying?
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No. Why the fuck do you speak
Japanese? Then and then so getting it.
So after you got after you got like the reason why you guys
stopped talking to Japanese is because this chick comes up
right? Married, married comes up, hugs
on the bouncer dude and flat outopenly says, oh, that's my work
wife, work husband. I was like what the fuck?
This is moving mad dude for real.
(28:32):
And then she starts talking to me.
You guys start talking again. So I lost, I lost track of that.
And some dude, you know, red fucking hat, wizard hat and a
full ass Cape. And I think you don't want the
other one. No, no, he literally comes up to
you and he got all hyped and youhad said something and he was
like, don't be mean or else don't put the spell and make
your pee pee smaller. And then you were like, no,
please. Like I've already looted that
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battle. He was like, I'm just like
disappear. And then I started laughing.
And then he's like, don't go to the fucking club tomorrow
because I've casted a spell on this.
So we all start laughing, but dude, I shake you down your
glasses. He gave us a wordy.
Yeah, it was a whole. It was a whole ass wizard.
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I see y'all goes inside the club.
Then he comes back out seconds later with the chick behind him.
I was like damn. I feel like I'm I, I, I feel
like I'm listening to this for the first time.
I don't remember any. Yeah, dude, I promise you that's
literally what happened. You that ass promised that there
was a wizard, Yeah. OK, I'm literally go ahead.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, and you know I
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need to sit up. So you're lucky dude too.
In our travels last night, you're telling me that Dominic
danced with the random black chick?
Yes, you completely butchered a Linkin Park song and a gay bar
full of dudes who are checking both of us out.
After I got roofied, we met two different homeless people and
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became friends with them. Yep.
Yep. Fed a random dog on the street
that belonged to one of these homeless people and the thing.
Is is. I know those holes probably had
our backs in case something happened.
I remember, I remember Carlos, the guy that dropped us off and
we're speaking Spanish to him, and then I was speaking Japanese
to a random black guy in front of a club and then a wizard came
(30:27):
up. Yeah, wizard.
I swear on everything, a fuckingwizard.
Came up. It's like this is either a movie
or a music video, because this shit's not real.
The point where I knew we had togo with the wizard, the bouncer,
that one black dude we were talking to, and the gay dude
(30:47):
were all huddled in one spot andI was like, all right, we got to
get going. Dude, this is like a regular
show fucking episode. Get out of here.
And so I told David Locky and dude, where's the Uber?
And then the Uber was there to get in the.
Car, I don't even remember ordering an Uber.
I don't remember getting into Uber.
And then you're telling me afterall that, you're telling me
(31:08):
after all that we came back hereand then I apparently threw up
in the scene, and then we all went and jumped on Eddie, and
then Eddie tried fighting you because no, I tried.
Fighting Dom and I was there so like I heard Dom come in and
dead ass the the the first thingI do just fucking swing that
dumb ass and like he was legit and he was like this.
(31:28):
He was walking out and the moment he felt dumb dude he
literally went and I was like damn I'm shit brother.
Yeah, Eddie gets really Moody when he's tired.
But anyone would and then. Because I know that about I had
to pee. Real bad.
I go to the bathroom, I see all kinds of throw up in the sink
and like a bunch of piss on the toilet.
And I was like, damn, this motherfucker lick this, this
(31:50):
shit up. And then I called it out and I
was like, damn, Devin threw up in this motherfucker for real.
Oh, that's what I heard. And then Tom got up, goes and
checks it out. He's up.
Oh, and he goes and you ask you Devin, and you just throw up.
You're like. Oh yo.
(32:11):
And then we all came in here, sothe time slowly started feeding
him. Some is the best or worst person
to get drunk with because all ofthat it's tied back to me it
sounds like. Except the bleed it out part.
That was all, Rob. The dancing with the black chick
dude. That was that was you and Dom,
Yeah. So wait, do you remember coming
back home the first time? The first time, did we go back
(32:33):
out? Yeah.
Yeah, we came back and I was drink.
We were drinking vanilla, isn't it?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
was. So how would you?
How don't you remember the fucking fridge in the middle of
nowhere? I that was before that too.
I have no idea that's that's that's just sounds made-up.
No, I was afraid in the middle and we were laughing about it
and we said that was like a dimension or some shit.
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Bodies and fucking murders in the mobile.
I didn't hear a word of that. Don't worry, it's in recording.
No, I mean. 5 minutes. When I was sober, I didn't hear
you guys say any of those words.I'm chilling, remember, because
Chill was making the most jokes about it.
The wizard. The wizard at the end.
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Dude, I sure was tired. So I was speaking all the
languages last night. Pretty much.
Oh fuck, it was chilling. Oh, Sandra, she was cute and she
dissed my ass. I forgot about that.
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Hey, Ray, No, no. Come in your mouth.
Come in your. Mouth No, this hurts.
(34:02):
I'm going to die.
Incoming transmission. The heavens have become a part
of man's world. Incoming transmission.
Incoming. Transmission this.
Is Houston can we get both of you on a camera from?
(00:31):
Devon's mission log. Welcome back, everybody.
And wow, it feels weird to be saying that.
I mean, fuck, when was the last time I did one of these?
It doesn't matter. We're back.
We're better than ever, and we're trying something new this
episode because that's what we do here at Devon's Mission log.
Eddie's mission log sucks. We don't like it over there.
(00:52):
Over here, we experiment and we innovate and we try new things
also, like, I'm just trying to see what like you guys want
'cause these things are really loose formats, so we can really
do anything with it. And here's an example of that.
So today I have for you a collection of interviews,
(01:13):
stories and interactions with random people that I've met in
my travels throughout the last 21/2 years.
So some of these are very, very old that I've been saving for
you guys for a very long time. And some of these just happened,
you know, a couple of weeks ago.And you'll hear that we actually
have my, I'm recording all of this on my phone because I don't
(01:39):
have my audio set up. Eddie like is holding everything
currently. So this is really impromptu.
My fucking phone turned off. We're on a new recording.
Just roll with it. So as I was saying, lot of
interviews, a lot of stories, a lot of interactions, it's just
conversations with people. I think that's what I'm going to
title this, but you guys will see what I end up titling it.
(01:59):
And it's going to be just like acompilation of interactions with
people. So whether you like it or
whether you're into it or not, Iguess we'll see.
But this is going to be Volume 1.
And if it does well or I get enough support, I'll probably
make a Volume 2. There's going to be people on
here that you guys may recognizefrom the show, People that you
may recognize as like backgroundcharacters, like in the Moon Man
(02:21):
lore. There are going to be people
that we no longer associate ourselves with or people that we
haven't had a chance to speak toin a very long time.
But all of this is just to show an appreciation for the moments
that we had with these people and give them a small spotlight
to just be themselves authentically.
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That's what I really wanted to highlight.
It's just hanging out with thesepeople and experiencing what
it's like to be around them and just chill with them, vibe with
them and exist with them. So I guess we'll see if you're
rocking with it. As I was saying before my
fucking phone cut me off at the end of this whole little thing,
we're going to have sections. Oops, sorry.
(03:07):
I'm playing music in the background.
One SEC, one SEC, one SEC. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
Oh shit. Devin cut all this out later,
please. I'm trying to find some good
like vibe music in the background here.
We'll do this one. So towards the end of this
little mission log interview collection compilation thingy,
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I'm going to have some stories from when me, Eddie, Rob, and
the whole friend group decided to go to Seattle a couple of
months back. Because we haven't really talked
about it on the show, we haven'taddressed it on the show.
So we have one very specific story that I saved towards the
end of this. But again, I just hope you guys
enjoy. I hope you see the vision here.
(03:50):
And if you want more, just let me know.
Until then, I'll see you guys with the next mission log, next
episode, yadda, yadda, yadda, whatever.
Have a great day. I love you.
I hope you guys get some Dick, get some pussy, and I hope you
guys have a great rest of your life, man.
Let's just spread some positivity.
All right, repeat that.
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Depends on how late she is in the pregnancy.
That that depends. That's the factor that fuck, how
do I say this? Because if she's like, if she's
like, you know on her like 7th month, I'm not I'm not doing it.
I'm stopping this man. This man is trying to get you on
recording. Stop talking.
He's. Trying to fucking be.
(04:42):
Sneaky. I know people I know.
Oh man, I tell you stop. I told you to stop.
Stop talking. He's fucking trying.
To get you. That's.
Crazy. I like the way y'all know, man.
I'll tell you to stop. So you lived in Shanghai?
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Yeah. For what, a year?
Like a year and a half? Because you were part of a
British Academy? No, like we had to go to the
British Academy, but it was mandatory that we learned
Mandarin. I'm recording it because
recording. I want to show people.
So who? No one knows me.
Yeah, exactly. We're not giving you a name, so
no one's going to believe me when I tell the dude you're
(05:27):
going to put it on the podcast. How'd you know?
Because so you went to you went to China.
You lived in China for like a year or two.
OK, I'm tell me. It's just that's in your story.
Why though? Why am IA special guest on the
(05:47):
show now? Because you're interesting all
of a sudden. No nervous forgetty bro.
Sounds like spaghetti bud. It's just gold.
(06:09):
That's better than Eduardo, not idiot.
Forgetty. Why is forgetty?
Funny because he's. Forgetful forget is forgetful,
but with Eddie so forgetty you're going to take yourself
(06:39):
out. Died by the sword.
Eddie's not that funny. Forgetty the what?
You didn't know the theorem about triangles.
What's it called? I'm not saying it because I
can't. You know how?
Long it's been since I've. Heard that word.
(06:59):
Just one more time for me please.
Pelagarean theorem. I kind of said it right that
time. No, you did it.
What's it called say? It one more.
Time I'm testing you now. What's it called?
Pelagarean theorem? Pelagarean So for the for the
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record here you were doing what with who?
Who wasn't I doing what with? Whoever.
What gender was The Who that youwere doing what with?
I think they. Anything with the heartbeat.
Listen, listen. They got lonely.
So. He didn't have his roommate with
him. He said verbatim something along
(07:46):
the lines of he's figuring out how many funk pops you have.
Just count up and down to four sig.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck the bullshit you said on record.
There's very little that you haven't done in the military
that you can't do in prison. Yeah, you shower, you have no
privacy. You fucking get shaved.
(08:07):
Well, I don't know. Do you get shaved in prison?
No. No.
So maybe it's worse. You don't get shamed unless you
fuck somebody. Like, yeah, I mean, OK, Shank or
fucking a pillow. Pillow Party.
So are you a pillow? Biter A pillow biter.
It's what you. Did to.
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It's how you survive. Hey bro, that's all good.
I lived a good life you. Don't get to go in there.
That's a pretty necrophilia, or I don't know.
What? That person is getting in the
neck of Philly. I'm.
I'm out of myself. It is like, good point.
Yeah, that's valid. Valid.
(08:52):
Right here, like this is a this is the end of the race where you
jump over the fire. You have to go.
You have to, you are jumping over fire and you have to go.
You have to go under a wire. You have to go under the wall in
the water and you have to carry this.
It's got semen in it. You have to carry that to a
certain semen or a cement. Cement.
(09:13):
Cement. You said semen.
Semen. It's a lot of semen.
That's me and that's me and my brother jumping over the fire.
This is the start of the race. That's where we started.
How many miles is it? 25?
This one was 25 miles and had 17obstacles.
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God damn. Jumping over fire, carrying
seamen, running 25 miles, going in the water.
Going in the water like some Marines.
Yeah, man. You know it.
You know it. You know it.
Do it. Are you liking the episode?
I'm I'm loving the episode. Yeah, I think it's good.
(09:57):
I'm loving the episode, though. I got to review my notes an hour
20, Eddie and I told you this isa long one.
Well, aren't we taking a break at this?
After this. Like a two week break.
No, that's for the. We're taking two weeks before
the one year. Yeah, so that would be in
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September. Shut like this kid.
And he's like, oh, like I won't drink anybody else's milk with
yours. And it's weird.
It's weird. I was like, what the fuck?
You beat your shit to that? No, alright, what's your all
time favorite? All time favorite is this one.
It was like nurses and shit, alright, the pizzas ordered
(10:40):
voice nurses and like basically this dude had like a problem.
Like he had to like fuck every other like hour on the hour.
So I was like split up. Send me that shit, send me that
shit. He's not like, he's not, like,
basically, it's like the nurses and it's.
(11:02):
I'm going to record this and send this to Joe.
You want me to tell you that you're dead, right.
You're supposed to say something?
Yeah. I'm dead.
I'm gone. I'm gone.
How'd you die? Did you walk into a tree branch
and knock yourself out? I got stabbed in the eye with a
wreck. Oh, shit.
(11:27):
One more time, OK. So I walked into the Honda
dealer and I told him I was like, you see that Honda right
there? I want that car.
I'm not going to test drive it. I'm not going to put no money
down. I want $250 payments and I'm not
putting no money down to start the paperwork and I'll come back
for it when it's ready. I.
Think he's on? No.
Yeah. He told me no, said no, you have
to test drive it, and I said no,I love Hondas.
(11:48):
I'm not test driving it. Just get this paperwork started
and when it's ready I'm going tocome back.
I'm not going to sit here all day with you.
I don't have time for that. I got a baby shower to be too
right now. He didn't let me leave
unfortunately. He got the paper and then he
made me test drive it and by thetime I came back from the test
drive, all my paperwork was done.
Damn. All right.
Say something in Mandarin. There's no customers.
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Yeah, but it's you. Say something.
Something interesting? No, really, you're overthinking
it I get scared say something, say me how?
(12:42):
I can't do it. I'm scared I get scared oh God I
agree. I'm Say it.
Yeah. If it looks kind of like me, say
it. It's Peg Peg, Stupid asshole.
(13:05):
Ah, you fucked it up. I always got the swipers on
deck. I'm trying to test me.
Fine. I can't recreate that.
Sound just do it. I can't I'm.
Not stretching. Everyone so stretchy, just see
it. Wasn't a good There's no.
Good stretch in me. Just see if it comes out.
It can't please it. Can't come out.
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Come on. No, please repeat that entire
story for me. I just want to get that.
Repeat that story. So you walked into a tree branch
(13:49):
and knocked yourself out and then you self medicated by
putting Q-tips in your ear? No, I went to go wash up and
then I got water in my ears. So then I got the Q-tips and I
stuck them in my ears and then something fell.
I reached down and my arm hit the Q-tip in my ear.
After you knocked yourself out same day, blew out your eardrum,
(14:14):
started to cry, vomit all over yourself, I did not buy.
That is fucking insane. I tell you, I'm accident prone.
Very accident. Yeah, I can tell.
And not only that, when your assistant was here, you're
beating the hell out of him too.No, you're so accident prone.
Stop that. Sounds like 78.
(14:38):
She's chewed out of a puzzle to her chair.
She loved him. He's good.
You're recording me right now, aren't you?
I'm trying to. No, no, no.
Whoa, Hey, get him, get him, gethim.
Smack him around a little bit. Yeah, it was pretty funny.
Yeah, it was pretty funny. That guy was cool.
Yeah. He was gone before he even got
up to drink. He walked over.
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I was making tea and he walked over there and he was gibberish.
The only one I had was beautiful.
And I was like, yeah, it's beautiful.
It's like store's beautiful. It's a beautiful day.
He should have. You should have started telling
him about the spiders everywhere.
That would have. No, no, no.
We had that guy yesterday. What?
Oh, yeah, We went as I do a smooth cigarette and this dude
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has his shirt off and he is, like, flinging it around,
hitting himself. OK, But he's like that ants,
man. The fire ants, the big fire ants
that got me, they got me on the spine and they're everywhere.
There was nothing in him. Absolutely.
Drugs are crazy. Oh, yeah.
Let's do some shrooms. Let's start walking around a
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certain case and do that regularly.
You're a little. Yeah, I was going to say you're
a little turned down. Is he on Truth right now?
You got something? What are you talking about with
him? I'm not talking about sexting
with Eddie, you fucking stupid ass.
(15:59):
So then why did you bring it up while texting Eddie?
Because you were talking about sexting and I said you should
sex more. It's fun.
Talk about you were talking about sex.
No, I said I should have enjoyed16 more when I was fucked a 16
year old. No when I was 16 because then
I'm not fucking. I can hit on girls that are like
(16:20):
you were molested already. You're right.
What the fuck? Oh, busted.
Where right now, yeah, we're on the outskirts because it would
(16:45):
be like another hour to. Go inside there.
I don't know how long it would take us to get to the center.
You're talking about, like downtown Portland.
Yeah. I mean, I guess we are on that
one, like a little town, though.Yeah.
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It's a beautiful view, though we're near Portland State
University. How far 13?
Minutes. It says Portland State.
Portland's a city. Who named that?
Probably someone who didn't go. Probably someone that needs to
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go to university. Yeah, that's enough.
So now I have to be a be smart. I bitch, bro like back.
Oh shit, so wack. Oh, that shit was heavy.
The one girl I wanted that song.She's like, yeah, I can bro.
Like I'm up here on the pole andshit like girl like shit, I'll
(17:53):
fucking save you. Watch, I'll take you home.
I'll save your ass, I'll save you.
It's funny, 'cause everybody, like every guy gets in there and
say, I, I could save her, you know, in the back of their head.
Broke, broke, broke back down. Bring her back home to what?
(18:20):
What? My place before I was, you know,
I was working. I was.
So I just playing the music and then the day is pass, you know?
Oh, yeah, you listening the music.
And then day is so fast. So who's your who's your
favorite rapper? Snoop Dogg.
(18:41):
Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg's a good one.
I like Snoop Dogg now. Doctor Dre.
I don't sing anymore. Like, Yeah.
And Drake, yeah, Drake's good. Drake's really good.
Dog is like the Best Song. I think being here like last two
years ago. I think they sing the Doctor
(19:07):
Drake. But for Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah, the Super Bowl it was,yes.
New dog, Doctor Dre, Eminem, 50 Cent.
Yeah, that was cool. Super Bowl, I guess I was
driving before yeah, they some battle and too many people the
(19:29):
yeah, they got a lot of good songs like gin and juice.
That's a good one. Came here last year's last year
last two years ago nothing but AG thing the Super Bowl from
Ram. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess
right now I don't know about daggers.
They I hear that they champion also, right?
Yeah. They just won the the World Cup,
(19:51):
the World Series. Could you repeat that?
No, no. Tell us about your ASRASMR
excursions. You should watch ASMR, though.
It's really good. I don't like what what it's
doing to you, so I don't know ifI want to never watch ASMR.
Not the kind you're thinking of.No, I literally am watching like
normals. I'll show you.
(20:11):
Here you go. I don't like what it's doing to
you, though. Like, it is nice.
It's just a scratch you can't touch by yourself.
It's just a scratch that you can't touch by yourself.
That sounds sexual. You're watching weird porn.
Really not. It's weird porn, huh?
No, if that's what you're into, it's what you're into.
We don't kink shame here. Porn, like watch like that.
(20:34):
That's porn. That's borderline porn.
No, it's not. Yeah, it is.
It's all like physical, hands onsensual whispering in your ear.
That's that's sexual. That's porn.
You're you're watching weird girl porn.
There's no, no one's naked though.
Naked. No, no one's naked.
(20:55):
No one's naked on set. So it's not porn.
Everybody's got clothes on it. During this scenario.
What does it do to you again? What are the side effects
afterwards? I'm not telling you no.
That's too invasive. It's not invasive.
You it's gonna know. You shouted it out in front of
everybody and nobody knows your name.
Oh, no. No way.
(21:19):
I'll beep it out. Yeah, I'll beep it out.
Nope. What does it do to you?
It crosses your eyes. It makes your toes tremble.
You had to go to a doctor. Comatose tremble.
Yeah, it does make you comatose.You can't move off your couch.
You're like, I'm just like, I'm done.
So that's kind of similar to something that happens when two
(21:39):
people meet. Right.
So you would classify this as sexual?
Yeah, but I don't. I'm not like, Whoa.
It's just like mentally like what?
You're done. That's sexual.
Have you never experienced that?No, I don't know.
What What? When you're like, hypnotized?
No. Well, yeah.
Like when you're like drain and you're like out of it, you feel
(22:02):
high. As soon as you said you feel
high, I was like, she's watchingporn.
This is crazy, though. That's really weird.
I never knew on YouTube. Porn on YouTube.
I never knew that. Recommend the people some ASMR
channels? No, I don't know it.
Actually, I think I do. I think it's joyful tingles.
(22:24):
That sounds sexual as fuck. That sounds sexual.
Joyful tingles. Yeah.
She's tingling. My joy.
Are you joyful tingles while sheentertains tingles.
Why'd you point like that? Tingles.
Tingles. Like tingles.
Like you're just like, like you just got good Dick for the first
time. You're like, I'm done.
(22:45):
I can't move. My legs are shaking.
You get up and start walking like Bambi.
Oh, no, you can move. I mean, you can walk.
Say something, Mandarin. No, for the people.
I can't do it. I'm nervous.
Why? Because I get nervous.
NI hao, NI hao. No.
That sounds like you're a cat. How do you say I'm your best
(23:06):
friend? No, that's what you said
earlier. Misha, what a hell upon you.
Wow, that was fucking sick. All right.
Thank you for being on the show.Yeah.
OK. And who?
Who are we sponsored by through the ad Read better.
Hell. And we save how much?
10%? Hell yeah.
(23:27):
That's it. That's it.
I don't know if you'd have the time, though, with all those
damn zombos. Why don't you come with me to
Oregon? We could go to Oregon.
We could walk up. We could travel up to Oregon.
What's that one thing Oregon trailer?
(23:47):
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that. Well, they're they were coming
from like New York. See, I want to go towards New
York. No, no, that's the worst place
to go. But I would go up to like
Oregon, you know, I don't you want to see it once I'd like go
back down to Idaho and then justkind of go east and then come
back where like just go across, you know, see the whole country.
(24:08):
Yeah, that'd be kind of cool walking the whole country on
foot in the zombie apocalypse. I know it's well, Dad.
Obviously, like in that scenario, I know we'd have to
get water too. You'd have to find we'd have to
find some bitches to go with this.
I know. What's your face?
I imagine there's a zombie apocalypse you meet up with.
(24:29):
What's your face? I don't know.
How would how would I even get to her?
Would you even want to defend her?
It's a zombie apocalypse and she's come help me for real.
I'm locked in my building. You'll be like, you know what?
No, come no, because like if thesell your sell your shit went
out bro. And how would I talk?
I'm 100 right? And you're able to talk and then
(24:50):
she's like, hey, come help me for real.
I probably be like I don't even know what you sound like.
So you mean so so I don't know. I don't know anything about come
help me bro. What safer.
Yeah, Fuck. Let's go.
Death. I'd be watching from the next
building, bro. I'd be like that scoping up.
That's like death, bro. LA.
(25:11):
She lives right next to the airport too.
That sucks. That's crazy, man of zombies.
She's dead. She's just dead.
She got the guns, though, So does she know how to use them?
She's she's a girl. So at the end of the day, it's
like, yeah, she does. No, I wouldn't trust it.
I wouldn't go good. That's a whole ass AR.
How do end up customer block? Why?
(25:31):
Oh, she like shooting on here? Are you sure she's not a black
dude? Black dude?
Yeah. She talks like a black dude.
She's got guns like a black dude.
She's racist. So black people hate black
people. Imagine she was like a ruckus.
Ruckus. Yeah, Uncle Ruckus.
(25:53):
She was black, but she thought she was white.
She found this girl online and she was sending pictures of her.
Like we tripped out. Like even if she was fine or
whatever, but she's sending you like blonde girl pictures or
she's editing them or some shit,but I'd be tripped out.
Did you see the shit I sent you on Insta?
No, it was a taste. When you say I watch it, they're
(26:14):
like, she can't be doing this, but she can't be doing this to
us posting this shit. So you're another kind of thing.
What are you doing? Go, go, go to Instagram.
(26:46):
What the fuck are they giving tome?
That's fucking hospital. Oh my God.
I'm pretty sure Jesus is in the corner of my room.
Go to your insta. I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
World War. 3 happens I I. This Eddie?
Yeah, I. I I sit on the show and I'm
(27:07):
going to stick to it. If World War 3 happens and we
start pulling up with nukes, that's what aliens are going to
rebuild. For themselves.
Who's laying this bro cook? For some reason I just.
He touched on divot box and thenin that same week he almost died
(27:29):
like 3 times. Divot box it is after that.
It's like like what demon is inside of it's?
Fun in a box, yeah. And he can't touch it or you'll
get cursed. I think mom was listening to
some podcasts on Divot Box. I don't believe in that shit
bro. I believe in these goofy little
(27:49):
ghosts. Bro, no, yeah, come on, It's in
the moment. Like, well shit, we're looking
at the end of the night. Wait, so who the fuck was the
wizard? The wizard?
The wizard. After soccer, you were talking
to Japanese to this fucking Blackbeard.
I wasn't. Literally you weren't dead ass
straight Japanese. Do you know what I was saying?
(28:11):
No. Why the fuck do you speak
Japanese? Then and then so getting it.
So after you got after you got like the reason why you guys
stopped talking to Japanese is because this chick comes up
right? Married, married comes up, hugs
on the bouncer dude and flat outopenly says, oh, that's my work
wife, work husband. I was like what the fuck?
This is moving mad dude for real.
(28:32):
And then she starts talking to me.
You guys start talking again. So I lost, I lost track of that.
And some dude, you know, red fucking hat, wizard hat and a
full ass Cape. And I think you don't want the
other one. No, no, he literally comes up to
you and he got all hyped and youhad said something and he was
like, don't be mean or else don't put the spell and make
your pee pee smaller. And then you were like, no,
please. Like I've already looted that
(28:54):
battle. He was like, I'm just like
disappear. And then I started laughing.
And then he's like, don't go to the fucking club tomorrow
because I've casted a spell on this.
So we all start laughing, but dude, I shake you down your
glasses. He gave us a wordy.
Yeah, it was a whole. It was a whole ass wizard.
(29:19):
I see y'all goes inside the club.
Then he comes back out seconds later with the chick behind him.
I was like damn. I feel like I'm I, I, I feel
like I'm listening to this for the first time.
I don't remember any. Yeah, dude, I promise you that's
literally what happened. You that ass promised that there
was a wizard, Yeah. OK, I'm literally go ahead.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, and you know I
(29:40):
need to sit up. So you're lucky dude too.
In our travels last night, you're telling me that Dominic
danced with the random black chick?
Yes, you completely butchered a Linkin Park song and a gay bar
full of dudes who are checking both of us out.
After I got roofied, we met two different homeless people and
(30:03):
became friends with them. Yep.
Yep. Fed a random dog on the street
that belonged to one of these homeless people and the thing.
Is is. I know those holes probably had
our backs in case something happened.
I remember, I remember Carlos, the guy that dropped us off and
we're speaking Spanish to him, and then I was speaking Japanese
to a random black guy in front of a club and then a wizard came
(30:27):
up. Yeah, wizard.
I swear on everything, a fuckingwizard.
Came up. It's like this is either a movie
or a music video, because this shit's not real.
The point where I knew we had togo with the wizard, the bouncer,
that one black dude we were talking to, and the gay dude
(30:47):
were all huddled in one spot andI was like, all right, we got to
get going. Dude, this is like a regular
show fucking episode. Get out of here.
And so I told David Locky and dude, where's the Uber?
And then the Uber was there to get in the.
Car, I don't even remember ordering an Uber.
I don't remember getting into Uber.
And then you're telling me afterall that, you're telling me
(31:08):
after all that we came back hereand then I apparently threw up
in the scene, and then we all went and jumped on Eddie, and
then Eddie tried fighting you because no, I tried.
Fighting Dom and I was there so like I heard Dom come in and
dead ass the the the first thingI do just fucking swing that
dumb ass and like he was legit and he was like this.
(31:28):
He was walking out and the moment he felt dumb dude he
literally went and I was like damn I'm shit brother.
Yeah, Eddie gets really Moody when he's tired.
But anyone would and then. Because I know that about I had
to pee. Real bad.
I go to the bathroom, I see all kinds of throw up in the sink
and like a bunch of piss on the toilet.
And I was like, damn, this motherfucker lick this, this
(31:50):
shit up. And then I called it out and I
was like, damn, Devin threw up in this motherfucker for real.
Oh, that's what I heard. And then Tom got up, goes and
checks it out. He's up.
Oh, and he goes and you ask you Devin, and you just throw up.
You're like. Oh yo.
(32:11):
And then we all came in here, sothe time slowly started feeding
him. Some is the best or worst person
to get drunk with because all ofthat it's tied back to me it
sounds like. Except the bleed it out part.
That was all, Rob. The dancing with the black chick
dude. That was that was you and Dom,
Yeah. So wait, do you remember coming
back home the first time? The first time, did we go back
(32:33):
out? Yeah.
Yeah, we came back and I was drink.
We were drinking vanilla, isn't it?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
was. So how would you?
How don't you remember the fucking fridge in the middle of
nowhere? I that was before that too.
I have no idea that's that's that's just sounds made-up.
No, I was afraid in the middle and we were laughing about it
and we said that was like a dimension or some shit.
(32:55):
Bodies and fucking murders in the mobile.
I didn't hear a word of that. Don't worry, it's in recording.
No, I mean. 5 minutes. When I was sober, I didn't hear
you guys say any of those words.I'm chilling, remember, because
Chill was making the most jokes about it.
The wizard. The wizard at the end.
(33:17):
Dude, I sure was tired. So I was speaking all the
languages last night. Pretty much.
Oh fuck, it was chilling. Oh, Sandra, she was cute and she
dissed my ass. I forgot about that.
(33:39):
Hey, Ray, No, no. Come in your mouth.
Come in your. Mouth No, this hurts.
(34:02):
I'm going to die.
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