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Welcome to the moon man for. Fast Does the moon actually
possess such strange powers? Pass in your seat.
Belts, it's going to be a bumpy nuts.
Moonlight is thought to transform some people into
strange creatures to drive others mad.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're certainly glad to be here
tonight. 543210 Fish on. Would you masturbate in front of
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your mom to add five years of toher life?
What the fuck? You know what's funny?
Is. My opener was going to be a
question similar to that, but it's like an actual like thing
and I think it it. OK, let's see, masturbate in
front of your mom to add five years to her life.
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Yeah, so like, so like, let's say you knew she was going to
die of fucking 60, right? Yeah, or whatever if you
masturbate in front of her. She'll.
She'll die. Of 65 no no no that's not worth
it no that hey God chose her time you know everything's.
Predetermined. Who am I to interfere?
With that, you know, this is God's plan.
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I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go out of my way to ruin.
Things. Like what, what if he had, you
know, something set up for her in the afterlife?
And then because she went five years later, he's like, yeah,
sorry, we don't got the red lambos anymore.
We only got pink ones. Like, you know, I, I, I, I don't
know. I don't.
No, no, I would you would you? I wouldn't.
Who? Who thought of that?
I don't know. I don't.
Know where did you see did you? Just think of that.
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It was TikTok. Dude why?
Like if it was 20 years or something like extreme I might
fuck around and consider. It what the fuck dude?
So. Five years but Eddie but.
We no no, I got for like 3 years.
I I I I don't think that any amount of time could could
equivalent to me masturbating infront of her like.
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It But wait, they never said like how they said masturbating
in front of her right though that's like the exact phrasing,
right? I.
Then as if like you just have tostart chronically masturbating
and wait for your mom to walk in.
So then she walks in, catches you, goes and then closes the
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door. No.
She caught you masturbating. You masturbated in front of her.
She lives 20 years. You're welcome, Mom.
What's worse, having sex in front of your mom or
masturbating in front of your mom?
I just started that question. Like she has to watch the whole
thing. Like her walking in or her
watching the whole thing. Either way, they're both bad.
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But which one's worse? Like, let's.
OK, like let's say you and I arehaving sex right now.
What the? Fuck.
Welcome back to the Moon Man podcast.
And my mom? No, no.
No. No.
Welcome back to the She's gonna stop it.
Stop it. We're not.
No. No, Eddie.
Stop it. Hold on, Eddie.
Devin, please. Let me finish the sentence.
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We're having sex. She walks in.
She's gonna be like, I knew my son was a bottom.
My name, because Devin. Wait, you fucked me.
Up, man, I'll be I'm. That's a compliment, Devin.
You're you're Shut up, Eddie. Shut up.
I'm here. I'm your host, Devin.
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Walk proud with that. Unfortunately that's your Co
host Eddie. Why You said you had an opener?
That wasn't open. There's not an opener.
Why is it always, you know what I've been saying recently?
Because you know how I told you I was crashing out on people?
Yeah, don't worry, I'm not goinginto that.
But for whatever reason I've been saying they can kiss my
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Harry Brown ass like every day. I don't know why, I don't know
why. I don't know why either.
Your ass isn't Harry. No, it's not, but I think it's
funny and like every time I say it, somebody laughs like they'll
be all so and so needs you. I'll be I'm off.
So and so can kiss my Harry Brown ass if they think I'm
going to do that. And then everyone laughs.
That's a little side tangent. Welcome back to the show.
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Actually, your ass is it. Hello, Harry.
You've never seen my Oh, wait, yeah.
You know, on note of your earlier question, I think I
mentioned this in an episode or two before, but my mom has
walked in on me before and doingthe deed.
Right. She says she didn't see
anything, she just saw naked bodies fly and she didn't like
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even. So.
So that's seeing something. No, but like she didn't see like
areas. Oh, OK, OK.
But she saw like she could see like my naked back like flying
off the bed, you know, OK, she could see my partner's like butt
in the air or something like that, right?
But she didn't see like any likeshe didn't see no nipples or
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nothing like that or but she haslike walked in on the act on
accident. This is a serious question, no
joke or anything. What would you do if you see
your your kid having sex? We've you, we've talked about
this and you know what? This is interesting because you
get, you get 2 answers. So first, what would you do?
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I think I'll obviously I'll justclose the door.
I, I, I don't think I'll get mad.
I think I'll get more flustered than anything.
That you said that the first time too.
Yeah, Yeah, I remember this conversation specifically and
you were like, I I wouldn't do anything.
I would close the door. I would just want them to be
safe. I would just want them to like
be wearing condoms and stuff. I I wouldn't want to see it.
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I wouldn't want to see it. OK, let let me switch the
question. Swish what?
Would you do if you walk in on your your kids having sex with
the same gender? What the fuck?
I OK. My like, like you didn't know
that they were gay. My answer is the same as last
time. I don't care if they're gay or
not. My thing is it depends on their
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gender, right? So like if I have a gay daughter
and I walk in on her having sex,it would be like if I walk in on
my son, I'd be like, well, sorry, my bad. close the door.
Right. If I have a gay daughter, like
I'll I'll I'll probably be able to tell to be honest.
I'll be like, hey, she's not going to get pregnant.
Have fun, you know, be safe. Like, I don't know how you're
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supposed to be safe as a lesbian, to be honest.
Like I don't know what you have to like, do they make like what
condoms or something? Like now I want to be a condom.
Do they make vagina pads to put over?
Like, I don't know. I would say just be safe.
Take a bath afterwards, Take a shower.
If I walked in on my son, I would be like, I probably the
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same thing, but I I would probably feel uncomfortable with
that happening in my house, to be honest at that point.
And yeah, that's fucked up. But I have a right to be biased.
And I would be like, you know what, bro, you're good.
You know, you can be gay. I don't give a shit.
Don't be sucking Dick in my house.
Like or at least be. Nobody, nobody's put nobody's
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put Dick on their lips in this house except your mother.
And that's not going to change today.
So you don't be putting Dick in your your lips, you know, and
don't be sucking Dick underage, you know, for free.
Like be getting money out of it.Pretty sure I said that last
time too. I just, I wouldn't want my kids
to have sex underage. I've been there.
I've done that. Like it's not as cool as you
think it is and it just opens you up for heartbreak and for.
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Yeah. Other shit.
Yeah, hey, I feel like having sex as A at a young age, it it
messes you up like it messes up your your brain wiring all all
together. I don't know, I'd have to argue
against that because. 'Cause like if, if you, if you
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have sex like at like let's say 1514, right, all you're going to
be thinking about is sex, sex, sex, pussy, Dick, whatever.
OK, well, and this isn't an attack, but like, neither of us
had sex at 15. All right, But what was the only
thing we talked about when we were 15, Eddie?
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Dude, Devin, I can't even remember what we talked about
last. No, don't.
Don't try to pretend on the shownow.
No, I'm serious. And we've seen messages.
OK, yeah, screenshot fine. We we were horny fucking 15
years. It happens no matter what.
I just think, I think that it's not right for them to do it
underage because before and all the different eras of history
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when they were having sex underage and kids were
experimenting with that, they didn't care.
Now we we have a better understanding of the mind.
I don't think it messes them up because people are so sexual at
that age anyways. I just don't think it's smart
because of the emotions and the hormones that get tied to it.
You know, because you might, youmight have sex with a girl when
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you're 16 and then you get all fucking wired and you got your
Dick wet and it changes you and you're like a shark that tasted
blood for the first time. And then it literally changes
your hormones at that point. And so then yeah, like, yeah,
you're right. You do start thinking about sex
more, but it changes you. And you start like they always
say this when somebody has sex, when somebody loses their
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virginity. You can tell.
Because they glow. Well, they glow, but like you
can tell when somebody loses their virginity versus when they
have it right. And if you're really close to
somebody, like the day you lose your virginity, you won't even
have to tell me because I'll I'll walk in and I'll see it.
I'll be like, Oh my God. And then you'll be all what?
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I'll be like, no way. What?
Eddie, what did you did? I what?
Oh, my God. And then I'll be able to tell.
You'll be like, yeah, OK, fine. I wasn't going to tell you
because I knew you were going tofreak out.
But you can just kind of like their walk or their demeanor or
their attitude. Like you, you pick up on it.
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And I think because of that and because of the hormone changes,
like, it can lead to emotional heartbreak.
So you have sex with a girl at 16, and now you think she's the
love of your life and vice versa.
That's where it's dangerous because at that age, you're not,
you're not at the age where you can like just start having sex
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with people and like, just leaveit there, you know?
But I noticed sex and relationships and stuff like
that. I'm just going to have to ask,
would you ever be in a relationship with the girl who
was paralyzed from the waist down?
Dude, I've asked. I've asked myself that question
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because I've seen a lot of videos.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
So I was on TikTok and there wasthis dude who was paralyzed from
the waist down, and he wanted topropose to his girlfriend.
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So they were at a fancy restaurant and everything.
And he goes to the table next door and he's like, hey, can you
record this? I'm like, sure.
And all of a sudden he fucking falls out of the chair and he
crawls to to the to his girlfriend's side and he asked
her to marry her. And at that moment I thought,
I'm like, can he get it hard or how can they do it?
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They probably don't. I mean, they joke about it in
Family Guy, right? Yeah, with Joe and.
With that is that Yeah, Joe, they joke about it with Joe and
Family Guy because ironically, although Seth MacFarlane isn't
good at writing comedy, he is good at research and that that
kind of thing does happen. And like with the Stephen
Hawking, when his disease started to take over, there is a
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period of time where he was likestill able to move certain parts
of his body, like his upper body, but he was like paralyzed
in a wheelchair. And and one of the side effects
was that he wasn't able to have sex.
And if you watch the the movie The theory of everything in it,
it shows like his relationship struggles with the girl he
thought was the love of his lifeand basically how he lost her
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because of the disease. Fucking sad story.
But like that, for whatever reason, I was thinking of that
and it reminded me and I was like, man, like, am I strong
enough? Like if I was in that position,
let's say I meet the most beautiful intellectual woman who
has like the best personality, who's like literally like the
girl for me, but she's blind or she's in a wheelchair or.
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She's just a she's disabled. Or whatever, you know, there's
something, there's something, right?
Whatever, whatever it is. I'm not asking to be like a
Dick. I'm asking myself, like, am I
emotionally and mentally mature enough to be in that kind of
relationship? I can't I I don't think I'm
strong enough to be in that typeof type of relationship.
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Because if and I asked specifically about the
wheelchair, because it's the exact same for them as it is for
guys. So you wouldn't.
It's not that sex isn't really on the table after that.
Yeah. No, I I don't think I'm no, no,
I just said sex wasn't on. The table and you.
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Brought guys do not picture thatdo not put.
Did you put that image? In their head, Eddie.
I'm, I'm. I'm.
I'm answering your initial. I'm answering your initial
question. Oh.
Fuck. I'm answering your initial
question, by the way. If if to fall in love with the
person who's like in a wheelchair or has disability.
I don't think I can. Yeah, maybe if she was blind.
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Hey, no, that's, that's brave ofyou to admit because a lot of
people want to lie to themselvesand pretend like, oh, yeah, I
could do it. I could do it because they want
to think they're a good person, but then they get there and then
they mistreat the person. You know, if you get something,
although it's unlikely to happento a majority of you, that's
something that you have to consider because even if you
don't meet somebody like that, eventually your partner could
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get to that point. Yeah, like especially with old
folks, I, that's what I mean. Like I, I, I've seen a lot of
old folks where the guys on, on a Walker or the girls in a
wheelchair and I'm like, damn, they've been married for like,
let's say 70 years. They literally went through it
all. They their love is so strong
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that this chair or that cane or whatever is not going to bother
them. Yeah, I mean, it's it's sweet.
It's really sweet. And it literally melts my heart
because I'm a hopeless romantic who can't find love.
But like, I, and whenever I see couples like that, it, it always
makes my day, you know? Especially when they're fighting
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too, because that's how I know they really love each other.
Yeah. Like if he's pushing the
wheelchair talking shit and he'slike, you're in this fucking
wheelchair, you had to go and fucking break your lip then
like, I know he really loves her, you know, or vice versa.
She really loves him. I don't know, for whatever
reason I have a bias towards guys kind of being Dicks in a
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relationship because you see it a lot as a stereotype.
When girls are I, I think this is trauma, but you get the, I
get the impression that they like don't care about the guy.
Like if they're always talking shit to the guy, you know what I
mean? I I could see that, but that
means that she has a pants in the relationship.
Maybe maybe I saw a meme the other night where it was like a
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reel on Instagram. And this guy, the white guy, and
he's like buttoning a shirt in ahallway.
And this fine ass Latina girl, older woman pretty much the same
age as him, walks over and basically just starts talking
shit to him in the hallway, starts cussing him out.
And he looks over at this dude recording him and he smiles and
throws a thumb up and a thumbs up.
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And then the Latina starts getting mad and starts yelling
and I'm getting all crazy and hejust laughs.
And then in the caption it's all.
If you ever see an older white man getting cussed out by a
Latina woman, don't worry about him.
He wanted this, and I'm like, you know what?
Yeah, let them. Let them deal with the crazy
ones, you know? Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't know how to transition out of that I do I just I?
Just I, I. It's going to be a very
depressing turn though, dude. Oh God, should I look at my nose
real quick? Yeah, fuck it, let's go, let's
go. Let's get weird.
Do you think doctors purposely don't save lives for specific
people? I want to say that's depressing.
That's that's concerning. And yes.
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Yeah, because there's this show clip that I was watching and it
was like, cough. Like that.
I'm sorry, what? Whatever you cough like that, I
always think it's a fake cough, like where you go.
Oh. Because you do that shit on
Discord and I'm like, don't callit out.
Don't call it out. It's fine.
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But it's a legit cough. Like.
They just heard it, so I don't know, maybe they maybe see
that's fake. That was bullshit.
That was not. No, that that's real.
You're not even. You know what a cough is?
Yeah, it's a I'm coughing, but my, but my, my throat's so dry
that it sounds like that. I'm going to hurt you after the
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show. Just keep going.
I was watching a a show clip andthey were, they were, they were
at a hospital and they were bringing all these people who
just got shot in a mass shootinglike at a concert or something.
And then they wheel in the the shooter and the doctor's like,
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we're not going to save him. We're just going to leave him
there. One of the doctors said that and
then the the main docs like, no,we're going to save him.
We took an oath to save this man's life and he's like, you
can do that, but the rest of us aren't.
So the rest of the team just left, and that long doctor and
the patient were just in the room.
First off, props to the Second Doctor because he's he's
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completely right. I think whatever.
Whatever is he, she, they, them,whatever the fuck.
It doesn't matter that doctor, whoever they are, they're
completely right. Like, yeah, there are instances
where like really bad people come in and it's like, oh, you
could change history type of thing.
Like if Hitler came in, like would they save them or not?
But that's not their, that's nottheir job.
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That's not their, that's not their place on this earth, their
places. And to judge people and send
people their places to save people, you know?
So like, I think that first doctor was right.
And I think the second Doctor, although he's in the wrong, a
lot of people are going to agreewith him.
And unfortunately, because that's the majority mindset,
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there's probably a lot of doctors out there who are like,
I'm not going to do that. Because I read something that it
was during the like the Holocaust that even German
doctors were healing Jews or. Yeah, yeah.
So, like, I forgot exactly what I know what you're talking
about, But on both sides, they were healing all soldiers.
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You know, like on the ally side,they were, they were taking in,
you know, Nazi soldiers. And then they were treating them
because that's how America viewsthings.
Like we'll save you and then we'll try you for all of your
wrongdoings. Yeah, you know, And then we'll
let you serve out your sentences.
Yeah, but. OK.
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What's your perspective? Do you think like if same
situation, you're a doctor, right?
Mass shooting, all these patients come in and you see it.
You see patient number one patient #2 you see a little
girl, you see a little boy, you see an older woman.
You know, you see all these people coming in and you're
treating them and you're dealingwith them.
There's chaos. And then the last one, how does
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a car do the? Yeah, whatever, it's yeah, they
wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, because there's one, there's
always 1 broken 1. So it's like, yeah.
Yeah, so do that while I'm doingthe and they're all, here's the
last one and he's like, who's this?
It's the guy who did it. What would you do?
I, I don't think I can treat himreally, because he made his
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decision. He's the one who fucked all
these people up. So why am I going to lose time
when I'm going to? Why am I going to be losing time
trying to save him when I could save that little girl who had
nothing to do with it? That's a fair perspective.
If you're busy doing it, like ifthere's other lives to put first
in that situation, like, yeah, take care of the ones that were
that had nothing to do with it. But let's say all of the main
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patients are already been treated and now it's up to you.
Do you want to treat them or do you not?
I'll just treat them because if because like, like the doctor
said, we took an oath to save people.
So you're more based off of circumstance.
Like if God's giving you a test,you'll pass the test, but if you
can get away with ditching class, you'll ditch class.
No. Well, yes and no.
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Like I said, if, if, if I see that little girl dying and
nobody around is helping her, I'm going to say fuck that guy.
I'm going to still go save her. Well, I, I mean, in that
scenario, it'd be fucking weird if there was a little girl dying
and everybody's just like. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Phil, you want a coffee? And there she's.
Like. Like dying in the corner.
I mean, in in that circumstance in yeah, I'll just leave him.
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And once I'm done with her, if he's still alive, then all right
man, you're next. I think it actually happens.
I mean, and I know, I know there's somebody out there right
now that's going. Doctor, death, Doctor.
Yeah, we got it. OK, cool.
There was doctors who are serialkillers who kill people and.
But we're not talking about that.
We're talking about doctors who are making deliberate choices to
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not save human lives. Yeah, not take them away.
And I think unfortunately, there's probably a lot of like,
my worst fear in that scenario is a lazy doctor.
Dude me too, especially with a lot of the the millennial and
and Gen. Z doctors coming, I'm scared.
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Imagine like you get a, you get shot and there's like a bullet
lodged right here, like in your stomach somewhere, right?
Not your actual stomach, but like in the stomach region, your
torso. It's lodged in your torso.
And they're like you're saying they're ah, ah, you're in pain.
They're pumping with the adrenaline.
They're pumping, they're puttingyou down, they're putting Ivs in
you, they're getting you set up and they call him over and
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they're like doctor, doctor. Like he has a bullet lodged in
him. Like we got to put him into
surgery. We got to remove it because it's
hitting his arteries and it's causing internal bleeding.
And then he looks at it and in his head he's like, Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, we could take that out.
We could take that out. And then he goes, I've already
been here for like 6 hours and that's like a 10 hour procedure.
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And he's like, I'm supposed to pick up Samantha from school in
like fucking. Four more.
Hours and he's like, and then inhis head he's having that battle
and then he's like, son, I don'tknow if we're going to be able
to do it. And then all the nurses are like
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standing there looking at him and they like can't say it, but
they're like, dude, we could totally like save him.
And he's looking at him like shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck
up. Like what if that shit actually
happens? What if you get the lazy doctor?
They're like. I don't want to do I think I'll
just at that point, I'll just come come terms of peace.
I'll I'll talk to God. I'll be.
Like at that point I'm like, give me the fucking tweezers,
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I'll do it myself. Let's go.
I'll ask the nurse, I'm like, I give you consent, give me the
paperwork, somebody help me. But but if it, I think if it's
proven that they do stuff like that, they'll go to jail.
Like if you neglect, like if youtake that oath and then you, you
neglect to save somebody's life and it's proven that it's
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neglect. They can try.
You murder. So although it might happen and
slip under the radar, hopefully they get caught, especially the
lazy ones too, because that's like the worst excuse.
Like, I didn't really sleep goodlast night.
And in his head, he's like, the game's going.
To start at 8, the game's going to start at. 8 you know.
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He could just say, I don't even know how he could get out of
there like a neglectful Dr. Like, I don't know what kind of
excuse. I was busy.
I had anxiety. Yeah, dude.
Nowadays that'll probably work. I needed a mental health day.
Yeah, yeah, I I was so stressed that.
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Saying that in court you think what are the chances that the
the juries? Like I'll pass, I feel like
it'll most likely pass. What if Diddy during his trial
right now? I was about to bring that up.
Oh, you were? Yeah.
Well, we can jump back to that because I have another question
for you. What if Diddy during his trial
right now, like says something along the line, I had a mental
breakdown and my mental health isn't where it needs to be or
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something like that. You think you think people will
be like? Oh no, no, I, I if that's the
case, people be like shut the fuck up dude.
I bet there'd probably be one ortwo who are like.
Give them a pass. I feel like most people in on
jury duty, depending on the case, don't want to be there.
They're like, all right, your kids with you, whatever.
Have you ever come to jury duty duty.
No, I've been summoned once and then I call.
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I called the day before the double check and they cancelled
it. Oh, I was like, man, I was kind
of excited because I watch a lotof court.
Drama, yeah, but they dramatize it most of the jury duties.
Are most of it's traffic violations?
Or. Whatever the fuck.
But I'm always curious to see ifI get in there and it's somebody
I know because I know a lot of hood rats.
So I'm like, get in there. I'm like, is that you?
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Blah blah blah. Well if you know the person, you
can't be there. They kick you out.
Oh really? Yeah, cuz then that's bias.
You're being biased. And if you lie, you're lying
underoath so they could throw your ass in jail.
That's true. That's.
True, so you have to be completely 100% honest when when
doing jury duty. Nah, I would just lie.
I would be like, I've never met this man in my life.
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I'd be like sent him to jail. Probably and in.
My head, I'm off. Fuck you.
You shouldn't have called me a faggot in high school.
But knowing the juries the the the justice system, they won't
really care. Yeah, at this point, it's kind
of hard to, it's kind of hard tojustify the justice system
because of how crooked it's getting.
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Yeah. But I still hold out hope in the
America that we all fought, thatour forefathers fought for, you
know, because that initial idea.Got some foundation.
Yeah, it was perfect, but it just got lost in translation.
Oh, that was. I heard Eddie dear.
It was so hard because the the, the, the, the, the fuck?
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Hold on. Let me see.
Did I ever tell the Sean? Strickland story on the.
Show. I didn't.
Huh. Should we save that?
Well, we have that much time. What's that much time?
We got, we got, we got plenty oftime for now.
OK, wait, no, this ties in so. This is what I was going to
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bring up so. This is a question and this kind
of relates to the whole, like not relates to the doctor thing,
but it's in the same vein. OK, so it's weird how we're on
the same track today. But do you think, do you think
the government secretly hates gay people and secretly hates
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the LGBTQ community? No, not anymore.
Explain. I feel like when, when the gay
movement was starting to be a thing, the government and the
higher officials tried to eliminating them because they
knew that somehow it was going to create a bigger movement
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later on in the in the future. So they tried taking them out.
But now since there's a lot of more gay people in Congress and
their officials that are gay, they don't really care anymore.
Are they really? I I'm pretty sure if not,
they're closeted. I think a lot of them are
probably closeted. You went a whole different
direction with that than I thought you were, because I was
asking more in the sense of in global conflicts and makes them
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look weak because America. And this is this is a this is my
own little conspiracy here. And I'm not trying to offend
anybody who's affiliated or affiliated.
I'm not trying to offend anybodywho is LGBTQ whatever or who is
associated with them or who is pro LGBTQ.
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You know, we accept people here.You guys should know that.
But this is just a discussion. And I think like when I, when I
look at, you know, news, like what the whole Russia attack
thing, as I've been looking intothat, as I've been looking into
headlines with China and Korea and all these other countries,
it seems like more than ever, our, our competitors, so to
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speak, and our enemies and the countries that we, that we
consider to be threats are all doubling down on their military
force and doubling down on beingmore masculine, especially in a
time where we're having like a masculinity crisis in the
Western world. So like all of these eastern
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countries like Russia, China, Korea, and all these like the
the ones that we're watching outfor, they're all like building
strong militaries. They're all training their men
to to kill or be killed and fight for their country.
They're training everybody to belike old school in a sense,
right? And that's why I like in
countries like Dubai, it's illegal to be gay.
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Yeah. And even if you accuse somebody
of being gay, like they'll get swatted by the police and
they'll get taken into custody in question, you know, and
that's, and it's the same in. Other, but in Dubai I think it's
more of a religious thing. It's a religious thing in Dubai,
but like it plays into that, right?
So some of the religion carries over into these other countries,
but also they kind of like, since that's been the the
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standard for so long, I think they use that against us because
to them it makes us look weak, you know?
I could, yeah, I in, In that sense, I agree.
Because it's also I've also seenpropaganda, Russian propaganda
that pop pops up on my feed and they'll, they'll be making fun
of American military because we have females on the front line
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and then we also have like fem boys and.
I I I don't really agree with the with the female thing.
What females in the front line? Yeah, they, they, they should.
They should be in the front line.
I, I, I, I disagree with that only because I think this is
going to sound super red pill orwhatever, but I don't give a
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shit. I think female lives are more
precious than male lives when itcomes to combat.
And I think if we look at it from that scientific view,
obviously men are always going to have more natural strength,
unless you're like a really strong tall woman.
But even then, a guy who's her sight, like a woman who's 6/1
and a man who's 6/1 and who weigh the same could have a, you
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know, an equal duel. If the woman's been training to
be a man her entire life and naturally has higher
testosterone levels. But if she's just the tomboy
who's tall, she's going to get fucked up by the, you know, 6
foot guy who's been lifting weights his whole life, right?
Right, but. And in combat situations where
somebody's trying to take your life, like yes, women can defend
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themselves, women can kill men, women can overpower men.
But in combat situations like that where they have to carry
thirty 4050 lbs of gear at a time, have to carry multiple
weapons with them at a time, have to be watching for an
entire platoon of people becausethat's the whole thing that you
always hear too. And you should know that because
you're a big Army guy is like, it's not just about you.
It's about your team. You all take care of each other,
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right? Those are your brothers.
You watch each other's backs. So you can't be fucking up
because then you'll be putting their lives at risk.
So I can see it in that situation where it's like, yeah,
women can keep up in a lot of combat situations.
But like, if it's war and it's like frontline and it's like
Vietnam almost like I think it would be unwise to put women in
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the frontline. I don't think so, because if
they survived all of that, that boot camp, the fucking, if they
got the strength, then they deserve to be in the frontline.
I got a question for you. Would you let your daughter go
to the military? I would.
Really. Yeah.
I I wouldn't, yeah, I'll, I'll let both of them because it's
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their duty as a citizen. If they want to defend the
country, go ahead. I'm not going to stop them.
I would never let my daughter goto.
War just like her being a cop. I don't mind her being a cop.
That too I wouldn't let. Her be a cop and then that's
another thing if every country let's say wants only men only
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men in on on the front lines andwe allow both genders we just
double our numbers so. Well, we double, you might think
we doubled our numbers, but thatdoesn't necessarily mean that
we're going to get the same amount of guys cuz there's going
to be a lot of cowardly men who are like, yeah, well, women are
going, so I don't have to go. Yeah.
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And that's the other thing too, is like, I look at it from that
perspective where it's like, I would rather I go than my little
sister. I would rather I go than my
daughter, you know? And like, let's say Mulan's a
great story, right? Mulan's an example of, like, how
a woman could go to war and conquer and lead.
But I think it's strategic. Like, I don't mind if women join
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the military, so to speak, but Ithink they have to be strategic
where they put them. You know they could.
Put them. Well, yeah, obviously, but like.
Like, OK, all due respect, because again, we're not trying
to be offensive at this specifictime, but if there was a, if
there is a boxing match between a woman and a man, who would you
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put your money on? Obviously, the man.
They're both, yeah. OK, so they're both military
woman, a man boxing match. You choose the man, right.
That's the kind of bet that you're making when you send
women into the front line. Because there are going to be
situations where they have to dohand to hand combat.
But most of the time it is just going to be like, you know,
using their weapons and their training, right, working with
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your squad. So yeah, they are safe from
majority of the time. But when it comes down to those
situations where it is hand to hand combat, that's where I
think guys like myself get worried because like, there
might not be people around her to help or she might get
overpowered with other guys. And like, yeah, that can happen
with men too. But there's also the other
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things that happen at war that they don't talk about, you know,
like the sexual assaults. Yeah.
Which could also happen, you know, they could also like it
could get to like any future warcould get so fucking sick that
it turns into that because that's what happened in Vietnam,
right? And if you didn't know that
there was a lot of U.S. militarypersonnel who were abusing
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Vietnamese women native and who were killing them just for the
fun of it and who were raping them and stealing their children
and all this other shit. And if it got to that point
again, it would be American women on the frontline getting
abused, gain taken advantage of.There's also that to consider.
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And if they're going up against burly Russian men who have been
training to kill American men their entire life, who fucking
wrestle bears and who go through, you know, all this
crazy martial arts just to join the military and join the
special forces. Personally, I wouldn't want to
send a woman up against them even if she did go through boot
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camp and get to the same level as an American soldier.
Only because when it comes down to that survival instinct, I can
have a little bit more faith in the man to maybe come out on
top, even if the odds aren't in his favor.
No, I still think that women should be in in the military.
I think you hate women. I think that's what it is.
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Oh, that? Whatever helps you sleep better
at night. But I think I, so it makes me
wonder like how our government views it, you know, and how our
government looks at it like seriously, because I know they,
they promote different things tous to get us to join.
But I wonder like behind closed.Doors.
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What they actually think of. Our current, I think, I think
they're trying to evolve the military.
Be inclusive. Right.
No, I think they're gonna try making cyborgs or having drones
as our soldiers. Why do you why do you keep
taking this to a different level?
What are you talking? No, no, cuz I I'm changing, I'm
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changing, I'm changing the subject.
OK. No, no, no.
OK. I didn't realize you were
transitioning. Because I I think they see.
That was a pun. That was a pun.
I didn't realize you're transitioning.
That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a good one. Yeah, they I thought they banned
them. They did.
What? Them they banned trans people.
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From the military, yeah. I didn't.
I didn't hear about. That, yeah, that was one, that
was one of the first things thatTrump did when he got into
office. He said that no more trans.
No, he said. No more trans athletes that
became a. Thing.
No. Yeah, but no.
But he said no more trans soldiers, really.
Yeah, he. Didn't hear about that one.
So I I think what your statement, what you were saying
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has validity to it. Probably because, like, I mean,
with all due respect, if I was aRussian soldier and I was coming
from that traditionally, like masculine background, like men,
men, men, men, men, women are below us.
And then I look at the United States and I see, you know, guys
with painted nails and listening, I'd be like, oh,
we're winning this war. This is easy.
I'd start dabbing on my homeboys.
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Like, we got this, guys, this iseasy.
But back to you. What you were saying?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I, I, I think that in the next 10 years or something, people,
not a lot. Most of the military won't be
people. It's going to be mainly drones
and machines fighting our wars instead of people.
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You know, what's funny is I I had heard a quote UN quote
information leak from a soldier who had connections higher up
and he did an interview, an anonymous interview.
So that's why you have to take with the grain of salt.
But he did an anonymous interview on this podcast, and
I'm not sure if I mentioned it on the show or not, but he had
said, like, the government's technology is usually 15 to 20
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years ahead of what we see. And they get it early and they
start working on it and they start perfecting it.
And then they sell that technology to the big tech
companies. And then at that point, they,
like, start distributing it to the masses.
And he goes like, all of the Bluetooth and phones and stuff
that you guys are just now getting used to.
Like we were already using that stuff like five years before you
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got it. And then he goes, and now we
have things that you guys probably won't see for 10-15
years. And he goes and none of us can
talk about it like the ones thatknow about it.
And he goes, but like, they're already developing mech suits to
like, exoskeleton things where like, you can be a super
soldier, like from Avatar, you know?
Oh, OK. Like that's their goal.
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And he goes and they're already developing and they got working
models and he's all, they're already developing like drones
and trying to use AI. And this was back before AI was
even like a thing. And I was like, AII was like,
how would that work? That's just going to kill
everybody, right? And then now a couple years
later, AI is everywhere, right? And it's like I can see validity
to your statement too, where it's like they're trying to go
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to that. Like it's getting to a point now
where technology is so good at what it does, it's just
replacing people. And like, it's going to get to a
point where countries aren't even fighting anymore.
It's just countries robots are fighting.
Oh, it's another thing we we gota new Pope, right?
Yeah, shout out the Pope. Shout out the Pope, first
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American Pope. Is that is it really?
Yeah, he's the first American. Pope shout out the Pope bro,
we're on the. Map, I think.
I think his name's Robert, but he's Pope Leo that starred or
something. Shout.
Out the Pope. He, he, he's all like, I think
his first statement, he's like, there's going to be peace in the
world, so on and so forth. And like the day after he said
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that the war in Pakistan, India stopped.
Putin said that he wanted to talk to what's the president's
name? Ukraine.
Zelensky. I believe so, yeah.
He said it, he said I'm waiting to have peace talks.
After that China and the US decide to to make amends and not
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put tariffs on each other. So what the fuck does a Pope do
with to the World? Spires hope because he's the
Pope and he's dope as hell. But is he like like a world
leader or is he just a as hell that's fucking?
Is he just a priest? I Eddie, you got me there.
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I actually have no idea what thefuck the Pope does.
Like he's supposed to be like the the Grand Wizard of the
Church or whatever, right? Yeah.
I don't know what does he write Laws.
Does he change what the Bible islike?
I don't. I don't know what he does.
Last Pope said that God loves orwill accept gay people into
heaven, so I don't know what thefuck.
I think he's just like a Christians are kind of winning.
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We need to bring them back to Catholicism.
He's like, I got you hold up. This is this is going to work.
Let me cook. And then he went and said his
thing. But and you know, what's funny
is now like, and this isn't, this isn't no shade, this isn't
no disrespect. But as I'm seeing more of our
people our age and some of our friends become Christian and
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rediscover their, their relationship with Christ and all
that, right? I'm also seeing like I'm
starting to get more Christian things like on my feed just
because of that. And I'm starting to see
untraditional Christians pop up a lot like people who you
wouldn't assume who are Christian who follow it like
goth Christians. Have you seen these?
Very popular for some reason, and it's for whatever reason,
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it's always girls, but they're like, it'll just be these chicks
like dressed up with like black hair, green hair and they're
like all got thou. And they listen to My Chemical
Romance and you think that they're going to go to the
graveyard and fucking cut themselves and do black magic.
But they're going to church and they're singing and they're
praising the Lord, but they're all got thou.
And it's like the church is now like becoming.
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Got. Not God.
They're becoming woke. And they're like accepting it.
They're like, hey, you can be yourself here.
Like everybody's cool here and God loves everybody, right?
Which is cool. But it's like it trips me out
from the Christianity that we always heard about growing up,
you know, and the Catholics, that and the Catholicism, I
guess, that we always hear aboutgrowing up.
Like it's so different. Now I I it's different, but I
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feel like it's just going to go through the same struggles
because then you don't know what's going to be true.
I think it's just waves. I think they're doing this.
It's going to be a wave. And then once they really got
their hooks and everybody, it's going to start going back to
that old school where it's like,you can't be dressing like this
to church. And because these people have
been going there for so long, they're like, Oh well, my pastor
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said it, I got to listen to it. And then in about 20 years,
we're going to see a lot of old school traditions start coming
back, which could be a good thing or it could be a bad
thing. I don't know.
At this point, I don't know. There are a lot of elements of
our new world that I really like, you know, but there are
elements of the past that I missthat I never really got to
experience. One element I don't understand
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about this new world order is. Oh, that was a bar.
I like that. I like that I'm catching your
jokes. You're not catching mine.
I said that Pope was dope as hell.
You're saying hell is cool? Well, no, but.
So then. Then I'm also saying it's it's
cool, so I'm complimenting the Pope and insulting them at the
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exact same time. There's a special place for hell
for you. There is a special place in hell
for me. Fuck Eddie I can't get.
Too. Now you know my fucking
struggle. Well, like you set up this
little nook for me and like I. Can't I forgot that you're small
so I should have put. The well, I don't want to put
my. Shoes on here and I'm like hold
on, let me just. Fucking Eddie carry the show.
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I'm I'm gonna Justin. As I was saying, the thing about
the New World Order is why did we create an army for space?
Like was there something coming that we just decided to divert
from or like, did they, you mean?
The Space Force. That's exactly what I said.
You. No, you said an army for space.
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Oh my bad. I I said I had Space Force in
in. You were you were looking.
You saw the logo. Yeah, I saw the logo and I'm
like Space Force, but instead I said Army.
Space, which, before we get intothis, let's acknowledge that
name is cool as fuck. No, it's not.
No, it's not Space Force. No, it's not.
Space Force is cool as fuck. I think that's cool as fuck.
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Is what branch? Are you Space Force dog?
What, like that's fucking? Cool, I think that.
That like like that could be a show any.
I'm probably is a show but yeah why the fuck was Space Force
created? I think it's a one to capture
the hype of space being a trend in our generation.
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Like there's a huge interest in space that is modern that wasn't
really there 30 years before and30 years before when Carlos
Sagan was still around and he was talking about space.
It was nerdy and it was geeky and you were dumb if you looked
at the stars. Like a lot of we forget, we take
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for granted how much of our world has changed compared to
like how it was in the early 90sand late 80s.
And the only reason I get to hear about this is because of
the people that I work with and talk to.
But like, space wasn't cool backthen.
Like my dad, when he was in the space as a kid, he used to get
made fun of and get teased. It was nerdy, right?
It was nerdy if you like science.
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Now every fucking millennial andGen.
Zier has a space tattoo on theirfucking left nut sack.
You know, they all got it on their arm and they all got Angel
numbers and they're all spiritual and they're connected
to the stars and they're in astrology.
Like, space is huge now. And I think again, to capitalize
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on getting people into the military, they created Space
Force. And also to prepare for the
future because there, there, there, there's like a war going
on between a lot of the countries right now to get
technology into space and to start space faring, you know,
and we don't really hear about it because news outlets
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nowadays. Suck.
But I think it's like, hey, we might end up going to space in
the next 20 years and we don't have any programs.
We just got NASA. But let's say we get into space
wars, which Oh my God that sounds so fucking cool.
Sounds. Scary.
What the fuck? I would love to be in a space
war. Dude imagine that like.
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Well, yeah, imagine that. You.
You. * Field the Outer Wilds, The Outer Worlds or the Outer
Wilds doesn't really have war, so * Field the Outer Worlds.
Fucking Star Wars. Fucking Star Wars.
Yeah, but like, but like, imagine getting your rope.
The rope that's connecting you to the ship, right?
Gets shot. There you go.
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Floating into space, floating into nothingness, floating,
floating the black dude. At the War is scary at every
level. Yeah, yeah, but I feel like
that's scarier I'd. Rather do fight in the trenches
in Germany or fight in the the the void in space.
I'd rather fight in fucking Germany.
I'd. Rather fight in space.
Put me in front of Oshawa. What's the Auschwitz?
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Auschwitz. Auschwitz.
Auschwitz put me in front of Auschwitz and instead of going
up. Going up, I'd rather.
I'd rather. What's the next fucking deep
dive force for fucking the sea? You see, you're trying.
You're trying. To that's the Navy, Yeah, never
mind. Yeah, we didn't get that for.
You at the Coast Guard? Yeah, yeah, the Coast Guard.
Yeah, water guys. Yeah.
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Wow. That guy's got a lot of bass on
his car. He must have a huge cock.
It's sarcastic. Right does have a huge cock.
I mean. Sometimes you think they're
trying to overcompensate, but sometimes they're just like, not
I'm that dude and you're like, you know what bro?
That's like the One Percenters. It's the one percenters and you
could tell, yeah, I would go to,I would go to space.
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I would fight a war in space. I'd.
Be fucking sweet. I'll be scared.
I mean, yeah, I'd be fucking shitty bricks.
Don't get me wrong. I'd probably have mini panic.
I'd have to go and get familiar with space.
But like if we're fighting, because my, in my mind, I'm kind
of thinking like Star Wars scenario where it's like we're
right on the horizon of the planet, so to speak.
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We're in, we're in orbit of the planet.
So like Earth is still right there.
And we had the reflection of thesun bouncing off of Earth as
like a natural light. So we're not completely in the
dark cosmic void. But you're right, if my tether
got cut and I started like floating away and nobody could
help me, I would just fucking shoot myself.
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It's dark. But like, I'd rather fucking
die, like next to Earth than fucking die way out there alone.
And like, I don't know what I'm going to see out there.
I might see biblical accurate angels, you know?
I don't want to see that. Or you might get sucked into a
black hole. I might get sucked into a black
hole nobody knew was there. I might warp into another
dimension and they get sent backto the 1960s.
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You know they like so much things could happen that I'm not
mentally prepared for. I could literally like just blow
hit a fucking time warp and thenboom let's say it transports me
to a whole nother part of the universe and then the portal
closes right after that. Like in Ultra 85.
Sure. Yeah, like in Ultra 85.
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By the way, I haven't I haven't read it Ultra 85 since my last
update. Hold on.
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What are we talking about? Ultra 85.
You haven't read Ultra 85. Yeah, I haven't.
I don't know what to say, buddy.You know what, Eddie?
I've been I've been wanting to recommend this game to you but
I'm very scared because I don't know how you'll I don't know how
you'll like it, but I get the feeling you might Starfield the
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game right Bethesda guys that may fall out in Oblivion.
And all I wanted to play that game.
And I think you would like it because I think it's the game
that you and I wanted in high school that we didn't have.
And I think I would like it because everybody wanted it to
be like Star Wars. They wanted it to be.
You go to this planet and there's all these aliens and
they're walking around. They have all these villages and
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there's all these different languages like No Man's Sky, and
you can talk to them and you cantrade with them, but it's much
more like a NASA simulator. I heard a YouTube say where it's
like you're going to planets andyou're literally charting like
new planets, like a space faringprogram.
And it's boring, but like it's boring intentionally.
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And if you go into it with that mindset, like I think we could
have fun with it. I saw mixed reviews but because
wasn't the game broken or something like?
That it was broken at launch, but everybody does.
The game's broken at launch. Why is that?
Like I I remember back in the ifa game was complete, it was
complete. No more patches, no more bugs.
It didn't come with bugs. No, a lot of them came with
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bugs, don't get me wrong. Like Sonic Unleashed, it was
notorious and that was a game I actually owned and it was buggy
as fuck. I launched and because of the
whole disk thing they couldn't release patches at that time.
But then once they got to the PS3 era they could, you know,
send out little updates and shit.
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But back, back to the game. What?
Yeah, when you put it that way, I wouldn't want to play play
that type of game. I don't know, I think you can
enjoy. Like to me, so like when I
rediscovered my love for space in high school, it's when I
listen to The Martian, the audiobook, and to me it's like
getting to play through that, but you make your own story.
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So like, you go to these uncharted moons and you land and
you can see like, realistic, like lighting.
And it feels like you're on our moon and you're like, on your
little Rover and you're traveling through the moon and
it's empty and it's lonely and it's desolate and you're looking
out into space and it's all like, just a cosmic void and
little stars. And like, to me, there's
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something comforting about beingalone out there, you know?
That's what makes me want to play it.
I've been wanting to play armor Armor reforger.
Or army Arma arma 3 forge. No, it's armor army Reforger.
I think it's Army. Reforger.
Yeah, it's for the PS5, but it'sbasically like the same the same
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thing you're you're saying it's like a World War 2 simulator.
How the fuck is that the same thing that I'm talking about A.
Space. No, the armor report.
Which one were you just saying? Arma 3.
Arma three, Yeah. Isn't that like a World War 2?
That's a World War. Two simulation is basically the
same thing. I've been wanting to play that.
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What happened to hell that loose?
I didn't buy it because I I saw they said that, that it was like
Daisy. Dude, that's a fake cough.
That's a fake cough. Whatever helps you sleep at
night then. And it's not like Daisy, it's
like Battlefield. Oh, they said it was like Daisy.
Like they're like that YouTube who's who The Who makes the
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videos before you buy? Oh, game rings.
Yeah, yeah. Baldino.
Yeah, that's my guy. He he was saying that it's like
Daisy plus insurgents is that game Daisy Insurgents and I, I
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and Hell Let loose if we're we're all a game.
So I assume it's a lot of walking.
Oh, the the the game that you'retalking.
About. I thought you meant hell that
loose. Hell, that loose is like
Battlefield 3. Yeah, well, Battlefield 1, but
yeah, I know what you mean. I know what you mean.
So are you gonna get it? No what what I just.
Said you wanted it. I didn't see that.
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The Arma, the armor reforge. Yeah, there's a game that I've
been looking at. That I'm looking at, but like, I
don't think I'm gonna buy no just because it's just, if it's
like Daisy, it's just a bunch ofwalking and no action.
I think you'd really like STALKER if you just give it a
chance. Cuz I've been looking for a game
to play on discord with you guys.
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Like a game that has no story, just.
Starfield. Even with Starfield, if it's
like No Man's Sky, I have to still pay attention.
Well, it's like, it's like No Man's Sky to an extent, but it's
also different. It's like No Man's Sky and
there's a lot of different things.
Like I was watching a guy talking about it last night and
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he said there's no game that's quite like it.
Like it's similar to a lot of different things, but it's
really it's own thing and you understand it once you play.
It one game I was going to get was Hogwarts Legacy.
Wasn't it free on PlayStation? Yeah, it is still free on
PlayStation. And download it.
I think you'd like that one too.But is it an actual story game
or is it just like whatever I want to do?
Story Game. Fuck, there's a story.
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It's like 200 years before HarryPotter even existed.
OK. So you get your own little
unique story. But the 15 hours that I had with
it, I really enjoyed. It's just I was playing it at
the time on my brother's computer cuz my computer
couldn't run it. So then I never got to finish it
and I don't know if I would, to be honest.
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I don't know if I'd go back. I enjoyed it, but not.
That I downloaded Cyberpunk. Why don't you start cyberpunk?
It's a story game, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.
That's it. OK, OK, then let's let what
let's do follow 76. No, Devin, that's your game.
Yeah, but I I mean a game that Icould just play on my own when
I'm talking to you guys. Well, I'm, I think that if you
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can get into it, it can be that game for you while we're on
Discord. And I don't even need to play
with you because it's like there's no story because it's an
online game, right? But there is story.
If you want story, you don't have to do it.
It's completely optional, but you can get in there and just do
your daily quests and just walk around the world and kill things
and loot without thinking. And a lot of times when we were
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like in 2022 when we were on Discord, that's what I was
doing. So a lot of times I would just
be playing Fallout 76 in the background doing my own thing,
not really focused on it. It was more just like a comfort
game that I had that I could play while I was talking to you
guys. I wouldn't have to think I was
just looting and shooting it wasawesome and I I think I'm going
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to download and replay it. But OK, let me pitch you stalker
real quick and then we'll start getting.
No, no, no. Dude it's literally Daisy
Fallout and. But I didn't really like Daisy.
You put 80 hours in. The because I was in 80 hours.
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I was on discord for 80 hours, that's why.
And it's got a story, so you could play it when you're, you
could play it to roam around theworld when you're with us, or
you can play it by yourself to play the story.
Like the whole reason why I played Daisy so much is because
I was that's, that was the perfect game.
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OK, let's do this. If anybody listening to this
segment of the episode, and I'm sure it's a lot of you because
this is a short episode, recommend Eddie some games that
he could play with us on Discordbecause I've recommended him
games like Starfield, Fallout, Fallout 76, STALKER.
He already played Daisy. I think he's getting sick and
tired of Daisy games that he could just have on in the
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background. He already has like 2K and WWE
and Call of Duty and he's kind of tired of those too.
So if you guys got any new game recommendations, he'll probably
listen to you before he listens to me so.
Drop them in the comments or. Whatever, I'm waiting for
Hypercharge to drop on PlayStation.
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What the hell is Hypercharge? It's a Call of Duty type game,
but you play as toys. You did tell me about that.
You did tell me about that. I don't know what.
You're really looking for the next Call of Duty hunt cuz
you've tried a lot of Call of Duty clones to like waiting to
see if there's a new one. I've only tried 2.
You tried Delta Force, You triedwhat the fuck was the Ubisoft?
(01:00:37):
One, I only played 12 minutes ofDelta Force.
You were all excited for Delta 4You.
Get I was only excited because of the story.
Hey, whoa, whoa. Because of of Black Hawk Down,
the remake of it. But then I only played 12
minutes of it because there's only keyboard and mouse, so I
just deleted it. And then?
X Defiant. X Defiant.
(01:00:57):
That was better than Call of Duty.
You really liked it? Yeah.
It had potential. It did have potential if they
fixed some of the bugs and some of the like some of the TTC or
TTK. The TTK was insane with some of
those guns and yeah the power the scaling was fucked up but if
they got all of that fixed I think it would have been
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awesome. No, I think they it just came
out at a bad time. There's that too.
It just got killed and then you played.
You were considering playing Hell at Loose, but then you were
also considering playing Battlefield with me, and then
what was the other game that NotReady to Kill or something like
(01:01:38):
that? No the Kyle.
The police one, that was Kyle. I thought that was you because
you guys were talking about. It no I just saw on PlayStation.
I might be adding in games, but I feel like you've been looking
for the next Call of Duty to play.
Not really. Like that next Call of Duty
like. If anything I'll just download
GTA5I. Didn't even think you were a big
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GTA fan. I was, but I used to just play
it by myself in in high school and it wasn't fun that way.
Or, or in middle school, I mean.I did the same thing but like
for me it was fun and that's whyI like I never did any like
online heists or anything like Itried I'm only like level 40 on
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my online character but. Should we get back into it?
I don't know. I put 280 hours on that game,
Eddie. I'm kind of done with it. 280
hours across two different console generations and on the
4th 1 I only put like 30 hours so I got to go replay the 4th 1
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San Andreas. Dude I put too much time on SAN.
Andreas, everybody put too much time on San Andreas.
That was our culture, man. Now I think we got to address
the elephant in the room or the giraffe in the room.
We only got 2 minutes left according to Eddie, so I'm going
to be quick. This is my wrap up story.
I fumble Nina. Oh, OK, How?
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I I was thinking about it because another reel of hers
popped up and I was like, fuck, dude.
I really. So I, I can't tell the story
right now. We don't have enough time.
But next episode I'll tell you guys about How I Met Sean
Strickland recently, because I think it was a very funny story
and I can't wait to tell you guys and we can use it to click
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beat the title meeting Sean Strickland or something.
But while I was meeting Shawn Strickland, Nina drama, right?
I'm pretty sure it's Nina drama.Nina drama was there Nina the
girl who does all the UFC interviews?
She interviews Jon Jones and Sugar Shawn and all the guys for
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UFC and all that. She's the brown pretty hot
chick. I'm, I'm sorry that that's
really, really, really basic, but that's the only way I can
really describe it and people understand.
She was there. And she took pictures of me and
Sean Strickland for us. So I walked up to her and by
name, I asked her, hey, Nina, can you grab some pictures of me
and Sean? And she was like, yeah, I got
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you. And she's like, I'm going to
take a bunch. And I was like, thank you,
yadda, yadda. And then we boom, boom, boom.
And I won't go into the story yet.
But then I thought about it, 'cause then afterwards I went
about my day and I went and I kept doing my shit again.
I'll get into the story another time.
But I thought about it afterwards.
I was like, did I just meet one of the hottest, lowest level
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celebrities that I actually maybe had a chance of spinning
some game to and just completelyfumble the opportunity because I
was so starstruck by Sean. I was like, I didn't use, I
didn't like and everybody was doing that.
Like she was kind of like there's some guys who was like,
hey, go get picture with you or whatever, right?
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But a lot of people were just going up and like that that saw
Sean there. They were all just going to Sean
and it's like everybody was dissing her.
So it would have been a perfect opportunity to be like, hey,
what's up? Like, how you doing right?
And they like shoot my shot. Did you, did you realize you
missed your shot when you saw that video of her with Ria
Ripley with Mommy? That's exactly when I realized
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it because she posts, so I follow her and I follow people
that she's associated with. And so a real popped up and it
showed Ria Ripley and Nina doinga collaboration.
She was all dressed up in some tight black leather and she was
wearing a bunch of black lipstick to look like mommy.
And oh Lord, oh Lord. I, I damn near cried.
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I damn near cried, Eddie. I met her, I was face to face
with her and I'm actually tallerthan her.
And I fucking end the show. Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
This concludes the Moon Men podcast the N.
Welcome to the moon man for. Fast Does the moon actually
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Ladies and gentlemen, we're certainly glad to be here
tonight. 543210 Fish on. Would you masturbate in front of
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your mom to add five years of toher life?
What the fuck? You know what's funny?
Is. My opener was going to be a
question similar to that, but it's like an actual like thing
and I think it it. OK, let's see, masturbate in
front of your mom to add five years to her life.
(00:56):
Yeah, so like, so like, let's say you knew she was going to
die of fucking 60, right? Yeah, or whatever if you
masturbate in front of her. She'll.
She'll die. Of 65 no no no that's not worth
it no that hey God chose her time you know everything's.
Predetermined. Who am I to interfere?
With that, you know, this is God's plan.
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I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go out of my way to ruin.
Things. Like what, what if he had, you
know, something set up for her in the afterlife?
And then because she went five years later, he's like, yeah,
sorry, we don't got the red lambos anymore.
We only got pink ones. Like, you know, I, I, I, I don't
know. I don't.
No, no, I would you would you? I wouldn't.
Who? Who thought of that?
I don't know. I don't.
Know where did you see did you? Just think of that.
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It was TikTok. Dude why?
Like if it was 20 years or something like extreme I might
fuck around and consider. It what the fuck dude?
So. Five years but Eddie but.
We no no, I got for like 3 years.
I I I I don't think that any amount of time could could
equivalent to me masturbating infront of her like.
(02:02):
It But wait, they never said like how they said masturbating
in front of her right though that's like the exact phrasing,
right? I.
Then as if like you just have tostart chronically masturbating
and wait for your mom to walk in.
So then she walks in, catches you, goes and then closes the
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door. No.
She caught you masturbating. You masturbated in front of her.
She lives 20 years. You're welcome, Mom.
What's worse, having sex in front of your mom or
masturbating in front of your mom?
I just started that question. Like she has to watch the whole
thing. Like her walking in or her
watching the whole thing. Either way, they're both bad.
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But which one's worse? Like, let's.
OK, like let's say you and I arehaving sex right now.
What the? Fuck.
Welcome back to the Moon Man podcast.
And my mom? No, no.
No. No.
Welcome back to the She's gonna stop it.
Stop it. We're not.
No. No, Eddie.
Stop it. Hold on, Eddie.
Devin, please. Let me finish the sentence.
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We're having sex. She walks in.
She's gonna be like, I knew my son was a bottom.
My name, because Devin. Wait, you fucked me.
Up, man, I'll be I'm. That's a compliment, Devin.
You're you're Shut up, Eddie. Shut up.
I'm here. I'm your host, Devin.
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Walk proud with that. Unfortunately that's your Co
host Eddie. Why You said you had an opener?
That wasn't open. There's not an opener.
Why is it always, you know what I've been saying recently?
Because you know how I told you I was crashing out on people?
Yeah, don't worry, I'm not goinginto that.
But for whatever reason I've been saying they can kiss my
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Harry Brown ass like every day. I don't know why, I don't know
why. I don't know why either.
Your ass isn't Harry. No, it's not, but I think it's
funny and like every time I say it, somebody laughs like they'll
be all so and so needs you. I'll be I'm off.
So and so can kiss my Harry Brown ass if they think I'm
going to do that. And then everyone laughs.
That's a little side tangent. Welcome back to the show.
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Actually, your ass is it. Hello, Harry.
You've never seen my Oh, wait, yeah.
You know, on note of your earlier question, I think I
mentioned this in an episode or two before, but my mom has
walked in on me before and doingthe deed.
Right. She says she didn't see
anything, she just saw naked bodies fly and she didn't like
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even. So.
So that's seeing something. No, but like she didn't see like
areas. Oh, OK, OK.
But she saw like she could see like my naked back like flying
off the bed, you know, OK, she could see my partner's like butt
in the air or something like that, right?
But she didn't see like any likeshe didn't see no nipples or
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nothing like that or but she haslike walked in on the act on
accident. This is a serious question, no
joke or anything. What would you do if you see
your your kid having sex? We've you, we've talked about
this and you know what? This is interesting because you
get, you get 2 answers. So first, what would you do?
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I think I'll obviously I'll justclose the door.
I, I, I don't think I'll get mad.
I think I'll get more flustered than anything.
That you said that the first time too.
Yeah, Yeah, I remember this conversation specifically and
you were like, I I wouldn't do anything.
I would close the door. I would just want them to be
safe. I would just want them to like
be wearing condoms and stuff. I I wouldn't want to see it.
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I wouldn't want to see it. OK, let let me switch the
question. Swish what?
Would you do if you walk in on your your kids having sex with
the same gender? What the fuck?
I OK. My like, like you didn't know
that they were gay. My answer is the same as last
time. I don't care if they're gay or
not. My thing is it depends on their
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gender, right? So like if I have a gay daughter
and I walk in on her having sex,it would be like if I walk in on
my son, I'd be like, well, sorry, my bad. close the door.
Right. If I have a gay daughter, like
I'll I'll I'll probably be able to tell to be honest.
I'll be like, hey, she's not going to get pregnant.
Have fun, you know, be safe. Like, I don't know how you're
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supposed to be safe as a lesbian, to be honest.
Like I don't know what you have to like, do they make like what
condoms or something? Like now I want to be a condom.
Do they make vagina pads to put over?
Like, I don't know. I would say just be safe.
Take a bath afterwards, Take a shower.
If I walked in on my son, I would be like, I probably the
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same thing, but I I would probably feel uncomfortable with
that happening in my house, to be honest at that point.
And yeah, that's fucked up. But I have a right to be biased.
And I would be like, you know what, bro, you're good.
You know, you can be gay. I don't give a shit.
Don't be sucking Dick in my house.
Like or at least be. Nobody, nobody's put nobody's
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put Dick on their lips in this house except your mother.
And that's not going to change today.
So you don't be putting Dick in your your lips, you know, and
don't be sucking Dick underage, you know, for free.
Like be getting money out of it.Pretty sure I said that last
time too. I just, I wouldn't want my kids
to have sex underage. I've been there.
I've done that. Like it's not as cool as you
think it is and it just opens you up for heartbreak and for.
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Yeah. Other shit.
Yeah, hey, I feel like having sex as A at a young age, it it
messes you up like it messes up your your brain wiring all all
together. I don't know, I'd have to argue
against that because. 'Cause like if, if you, if you
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have sex like at like let's say 1514, right, all you're going to
be thinking about is sex, sex, sex, pussy, Dick, whatever.
OK, well, and this isn't an attack, but like, neither of us
had sex at 15. All right, But what was the only
thing we talked about when we were 15, Eddie?
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Dude, Devin, I can't even remember what we talked about
last. No, don't.
Don't try to pretend on the shownow.
No, I'm serious. And we've seen messages.
OK, yeah, screenshot fine. We we were horny fucking 15
years. It happens no matter what.
I just think, I think that it's not right for them to do it
underage because before and all the different eras of history
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when they were having sex underage and kids were
experimenting with that, they didn't care.
Now we we have a better understanding of the mind.
I don't think it messes them up because people are so sexual at
that age anyways. I just don't think it's smart
because of the emotions and the hormones that get tied to it.
You know, because you might, youmight have sex with a girl when
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you're 16 and then you get all fucking wired and you got your
Dick wet and it changes you and you're like a shark that tasted
blood for the first time. And then it literally changes
your hormones at that point. And so then yeah, like, yeah,
you're right. You do start thinking about sex
more, but it changes you. And you start like they always
say this when somebody has sex, when somebody loses their
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virginity. You can tell.
Because they glow. Well, they glow, but like you
can tell when somebody loses their virginity versus when they
have it right. And if you're really close to
somebody, like the day you lose your virginity, you won't even
have to tell me because I'll I'll walk in and I'll see it.
I'll be like, Oh my God. And then you'll be all what?
(09:44):
I'll be like, no way. What?
Eddie, what did you did? I what?
Oh, my God. And then I'll be able to tell.
You'll be like, yeah, OK, fine. I wasn't going to tell you
because I knew you were going tofreak out.
But you can just kind of like their walk or their demeanor or
their attitude. Like you, you pick up on it.
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And I think because of that and because of the hormone changes,
like, it can lead to emotional heartbreak.
So you have sex with a girl at 16, and now you think she's the
love of your life and vice versa.
That's where it's dangerous because at that age, you're not,
you're not at the age where you can like just start having sex
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with people and like, just leaveit there, you know?
But I noticed sex and relationships and stuff like
that. I'm just going to have to ask,
would you ever be in a relationship with the girl who
was paralyzed from the waist down?
Dude, I've asked. I've asked myself that question
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because I've seen a lot of videos.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
So I was on TikTok and there wasthis dude who was paralyzed from
the waist down, and he wanted topropose to his girlfriend.
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So they were at a fancy restaurant and everything.
And he goes to the table next door and he's like, hey, can you
record this? I'm like, sure.
And all of a sudden he fucking falls out of the chair and he
crawls to to the to his girlfriend's side and he asked
her to marry her. And at that moment I thought,
I'm like, can he get it hard or how can they do it?
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They probably don't. I mean, they joke about it in
Family Guy, right? Yeah, with Joe and.
With that is that Yeah, Joe, they joke about it with Joe and
Family Guy because ironically, although Seth MacFarlane isn't
good at writing comedy, he is good at research and that that
kind of thing does happen. And like with the Stephen
Hawking, when his disease started to take over, there is a
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period of time where he was likestill able to move certain parts
of his body, like his upper body, but he was like paralyzed
in a wheelchair. And and one of the side effects
was that he wasn't able to have sex.
And if you watch the the movie The theory of everything in it,
it shows like his relationship struggles with the girl he
thought was the love of his lifeand basically how he lost her
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because of the disease. Fucking sad story.
But like that, for whatever reason, I was thinking of that
and it reminded me and I was like, man, like, am I strong
enough? Like if I was in that position,
let's say I meet the most beautiful intellectual woman who
has like the best personality, who's like literally like the
girl for me, but she's blind or she's in a wheelchair or.
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She's just a she's disabled. Or whatever, you know, there's
something, there's something, right?
Whatever, whatever it is. I'm not asking to be like a
Dick. I'm asking myself, like, am I
emotionally and mentally mature enough to be in that kind of
relationship? I can't I I don't think I'm
strong enough to be in that typeof type of relationship.
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Because if and I asked specifically about the
wheelchair, because it's the exact same for them as it is for
guys. So you wouldn't.
It's not that sex isn't really on the table after that.
Yeah. No, I I don't think I'm no, no,
I just said sex wasn't on. The table and you.
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Brought guys do not picture thatdo not put.
Did you put that image? In their head, Eddie.
I'm, I'm. I'm.
I'm answering your initial. I'm answering your initial
question. Oh.
Fuck. I'm answering your initial
question, by the way. If if to fall in love with the
person who's like in a wheelchair or has disability.
I don't think I can. Yeah, maybe if she was blind.
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Hey, no, that's, that's brave ofyou to admit because a lot of
people want to lie to themselvesand pretend like, oh, yeah, I
could do it. I could do it because they want
to think they're a good person, but then they get there and then
they mistreat the person. You know, if you get something,
although it's unlikely to happento a majority of you, that's
something that you have to consider because even if you
don't meet somebody like that, eventually your partner could
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get to that point. Yeah, like especially with old
folks, I, that's what I mean. Like I, I, I've seen a lot of
old folks where the guys on, on a Walker or the girls in a
wheelchair and I'm like, damn, they've been married for like,
let's say 70 years. They literally went through it
all. They their love is so strong
(14:43):
that this chair or that cane or whatever is not going to bother
them. Yeah, I mean, it's it's sweet.
It's really sweet. And it literally melts my heart
because I'm a hopeless romantic who can't find love.
But like, I, and whenever I see couples like that, it, it always
makes my day, you know? Especially when they're fighting
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too, because that's how I know they really love each other.
Yeah. Like if he's pushing the
wheelchair talking shit and he'slike, you're in this fucking
wheelchair, you had to go and fucking break your lip then
like, I know he really loves her, you know, or vice versa.
She really loves him. I don't know, for whatever
reason I have a bias towards guys kind of being Dicks in a
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relationship because you see it a lot as a stereotype.
When girls are I, I think this is trauma, but you get the, I
get the impression that they like don't care about the guy.
Like if they're always talking shit to the guy, you know what I
mean? I I could see that, but that
means that she has a pants in the relationship.
Maybe maybe I saw a meme the other night where it was like a
(15:47):
reel on Instagram. And this guy, the white guy, and
he's like buttoning a shirt in ahallway.
And this fine ass Latina girl, older woman pretty much the same
age as him, walks over and basically just starts talking
shit to him in the hallway, starts cussing him out.
And he looks over at this dude recording him and he smiles and
throws a thumb up and a thumbs up.
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And then the Latina starts getting mad and starts yelling
and I'm getting all crazy and hejust laughs.
And then in the caption it's all.
If you ever see an older white man getting cussed out by a
Latina woman, don't worry about him.
He wanted this, and I'm like, you know what?
Yeah, let them. Let them deal with the crazy
ones, you know? Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't know how to transition out of that I do I just I?
Just I, I. It's going to be a very
depressing turn though, dude. Oh God, should I look at my nose
real quick? Yeah, fuck it, let's go, let's
go. Let's get weird.
Do you think doctors purposely don't save lives for specific
people? I want to say that's depressing.
That's that's concerning. And yes.
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Yeah, because there's this show clip that I was watching and it
was like, cough. Like that.
I'm sorry, what? Whatever you cough like that, I
always think it's a fake cough, like where you go.
Oh. Because you do that shit on
Discord and I'm like, don't callit out.
Don't call it out. It's fine.
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But it's a legit cough. Like.
They just heard it, so I don't know, maybe they maybe see
that's fake. That was bullshit.
That was not. No, that that's real.
You're not even. You know what a cough is?
Yeah, it's a I'm coughing, but my, but my, my throat's so dry
that it sounds like that. I'm going to hurt you after the
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show. Just keep going.
I was watching a a show clip andthey were, they were, they were
at a hospital and they were bringing all these people who
just got shot in a mass shootinglike at a concert or something.
And then they wheel in the the shooter and the doctor's like,
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we're not going to save him. We're just going to leave him
there. One of the doctors said that and
then the the main docs like, no,we're going to save him.
We took an oath to save this man's life and he's like, you
can do that, but the rest of us aren't.
So the rest of the team just left, and that long doctor and
the patient were just in the room.
First off, props to the Second Doctor because he's he's
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completely right. I think whatever.
Whatever is he, she, they, them,whatever the fuck.
It doesn't matter that doctor, whoever they are, they're
completely right. Like, yeah, there are instances
where like really bad people come in and it's like, oh, you
could change history type of thing.
Like if Hitler came in, like would they save them or not?
But that's not their, that's nottheir job.
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That's not their, that's not their place on this earth, their
places. And to judge people and send
people their places to save people, you know?
So like, I think that first doctor was right.
And I think the second Doctor, although he's in the wrong, a
lot of people are going to agreewith him.
And unfortunately, because that's the majority mindset,
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there's probably a lot of doctors out there who are like,
I'm not going to do that. Because I read something that it
was during the like the Holocaust that even German
doctors were healing Jews or. Yeah, yeah.
So, like, I forgot exactly what I know what you're talking
about, But on both sides, they were healing all soldiers.
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You know, like on the ally side,they were, they were taking in,
you know, Nazi soldiers. And then they were treating them
because that's how America viewsthings.
Like we'll save you and then we'll try you for all of your
wrongdoings. Yeah, you know, And then we'll
let you serve out your sentences.
Yeah, but. OK.
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What's your perspective? Do you think like if same
situation, you're a doctor, right?
Mass shooting, all these patients come in and you see it.
You see patient number one patient #2 you see a little
girl, you see a little boy, you see an older woman.
You know, you see all these people coming in and you're
treating them and you're dealingwith them.
There's chaos. And then the last one, how does
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a car do the? Yeah, whatever, it's yeah, they
wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, because there's one, there's
always 1 broken 1. So it's like, yeah.
Yeah, so do that while I'm doingthe and they're all, here's the
last one and he's like, who's this?
It's the guy who did it. What would you do?
I, I don't think I can treat himreally, because he made his
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decision. He's the one who fucked all
these people up. So why am I going to lose time
when I'm going to? Why am I going to be losing time
trying to save him when I could save that little girl who had
nothing to do with it? That's a fair perspective.
If you're busy doing it, like ifthere's other lives to put first
in that situation, like, yeah, take care of the ones that were
that had nothing to do with it. But let's say all of the main
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patients are already been treated and now it's up to you.
Do you want to treat them or do you not?
I'll just treat them because if because like, like the doctor
said, we took an oath to save people.
So you're more based off of circumstance.
Like if God's giving you a test,you'll pass the test, but if you
can get away with ditching class, you'll ditch class.
No. Well, yes and no.
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Like I said, if, if, if I see that little girl dying and
nobody around is helping her, I'm going to say fuck that guy.
I'm going to still go save her. Well, I, I mean, in that
scenario, it'd be fucking weird if there was a little girl dying
and everybody's just like. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Phil, you want a coffee? And there she's.
Like. Like dying in the corner.
I mean, in in that circumstance in yeah, I'll just leave him.
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And once I'm done with her, if he's still alive, then all right
man, you're next. I think it actually happens.
I mean, and I know, I know there's somebody out there right
now that's going. Doctor, death, Doctor.
Yeah, we got it. OK, cool.
There was doctors who are serialkillers who kill people and.
But we're not talking about that.
We're talking about doctors who are making deliberate choices to
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not save human lives. Yeah, not take them away.
And I think unfortunately, there's probably a lot of like,
my worst fear in that scenario is a lazy doctor.
Dude me too, especially with a lot of the the millennial and
and Gen. Z doctors coming, I'm scared.
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Imagine like you get a, you get shot and there's like a bullet
lodged right here, like in your stomach somewhere, right?
Not your actual stomach, but like in the stomach region, your
torso. It's lodged in your torso.
And they're like you're saying they're ah, ah, you're in pain.
They're pumping with the adrenaline.
They're pumping, they're puttingyou down, they're putting Ivs in
you, they're getting you set up and they call him over and
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they're like doctor, doctor. Like he has a bullet lodged in
him. Like we got to put him into
surgery. We got to remove it because it's
hitting his arteries and it's causing internal bleeding.
And then he looks at it and in his head he's like, Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, we could take that out.
We could take that out. And then he goes, I've already
been here for like 6 hours and that's like a 10 hour procedure.
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And he's like, I'm supposed to pick up Samantha from school in
like fucking. Four more.
Hours and he's like, and then inhis head he's having that battle
and then he's like, son, I don'tknow if we're going to be able
to do it. And then all the nurses are like
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standing there looking at him and they like can't say it, but
they're like, dude, we could totally like save him.
And he's looking at him like shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck
up. Like what if that shit actually
happens? What if you get the lazy doctor?
They're like. I don't want to do I think I'll
just at that point, I'll just come come terms of peace.
I'll I'll talk to God. I'll be.
Like at that point I'm like, give me the fucking tweezers,
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I'll do it myself. Let's go.
I'll ask the nurse, I'm like, I give you consent, give me the
paperwork, somebody help me. But but if it, I think if it's
proven that they do stuff like that, they'll go to jail.
Like if you neglect, like if youtake that oath and then you, you
neglect to save somebody's life and it's proven that it's
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neglect. They can try.
You murder. So although it might happen and
slip under the radar, hopefully they get caught, especially the
lazy ones too, because that's like the worst excuse.
Like, I didn't really sleep goodlast night.
And in his head, he's like, the game's going.
To start at 8, the game's going to start at. 8 you know.
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He could just say, I don't even know how he could get out of
there like a neglectful Dr. Like, I don't know what kind of
excuse. I was busy.
I had anxiety. Yeah, dude.
Nowadays that'll probably work. I needed a mental health day.
Yeah, yeah, I I was so stressed that.
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Saying that in court you think what are the chances that the
the juries? Like I'll pass, I feel like
it'll most likely pass. What if Diddy during his trial
right now? I was about to bring that up.
Oh, you were? Yeah.
Well, we can jump back to that because I have another question
for you. What if Diddy during his trial
right now, like says something along the line, I had a mental
breakdown and my mental health isn't where it needs to be or
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something like that. You think you think people will
be like? Oh no, no, I, I if that's the
case, people be like shut the fuck up dude.
I bet there'd probably be one ortwo who are like.
Give them a pass. I feel like most people in on
jury duty, depending on the case, don't want to be there.
They're like, all right, your kids with you, whatever.
Have you ever come to jury duty duty.
No, I've been summoned once and then I call.
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I called the day before the double check and they cancelled
it. Oh, I was like, man, I was kind
of excited because I watch a lotof court.
Drama, yeah, but they dramatize it most of the jury duties.
Are most of it's traffic violations?
Or. Whatever the fuck.
But I'm always curious to see ifI get in there and it's somebody
I know because I know a lot of hood rats.
So I'm like, get in there. I'm like, is that you?
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Blah blah blah. Well if you know the person, you
can't be there. They kick you out.
Oh really? Yeah, cuz then that's bias.
You're being biased. And if you lie, you're lying
underoath so they could throw your ass in jail.
That's true. That's.
True, so you have to be completely 100% honest when when
doing jury duty. Nah, I would just lie.
I would be like, I've never met this man in my life.
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I'd be like sent him to jail. Probably and in.
My head, I'm off. Fuck you.
You shouldn't have called me a faggot in high school.
But knowing the juries the the the justice system, they won't
really care. Yeah, at this point, it's kind
of hard to, it's kind of hard tojustify the justice system
because of how crooked it's getting.
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Yeah. But I still hold out hope in the
America that we all fought, thatour forefathers fought for, you
know, because that initial idea.Got some foundation.
Yeah, it was perfect, but it just got lost in translation.
Oh, that was. I heard Eddie dear.
It was so hard because the the, the, the, the, the fuck?
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Hold on. Let me see.
Did I ever tell the Sean? Strickland story on the.
Show. I didn't.
Huh. Should we save that?
Well, we have that much time. What's that much time?
We got, we got, we got plenty oftime for now.
OK, wait, no, this ties in so. This is what I was going to
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bring up so. This is a question and this kind
of relates to the whole, like not relates to the doctor thing,
but it's in the same vein. OK, so it's weird how we're on
the same track today. But do you think, do you think
the government secretly hates gay people and secretly hates
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the LGBTQ community? No, not anymore.
Explain. I feel like when, when the gay
movement was starting to be a thing, the government and the
higher officials tried to eliminating them because they
knew that somehow it was going to create a bigger movement
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later on in the in the future. So they tried taking them out.
But now since there's a lot of more gay people in Congress and
their officials that are gay, they don't really care anymore.
Are they really? I I'm pretty sure if not,
they're closeted. I think a lot of them are
probably closeted. You went a whole different
direction with that than I thought you were, because I was
asking more in the sense of in global conflicts and makes them
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look weak because America. And this is this is a this is my
own little conspiracy here. And I'm not trying to offend
anybody who's affiliated or affiliated.
I'm not trying to offend anybodywho is LGBTQ whatever or who is
associated with them or who is pro LGBTQ.
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You know, we accept people here.You guys should know that.
But this is just a discussion. And I think like when I, when I
look at, you know, news, like what the whole Russia attack
thing, as I've been looking intothat, as I've been looking into
headlines with China and Korea and all these other countries,
it seems like more than ever, our, our competitors, so to
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speak, and our enemies and the countries that we, that we
consider to be threats are all doubling down on their military
force and doubling down on beingmore masculine, especially in a
time where we're having like a masculinity crisis in the
Western world. So like all of these eastern
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countries like Russia, China, Korea, and all these like the
the ones that we're watching outfor, they're all like building
strong militaries. They're all training their men
to to kill or be killed and fight for their country.
They're training everybody to belike old school in a sense,
right? And that's why I like in
countries like Dubai, it's illegal to be gay.
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Yeah. And even if you accuse somebody
of being gay, like they'll get swatted by the police and
they'll get taken into custody in question, you know, and
that's, and it's the same in. Other, but in Dubai I think it's
more of a religious thing. It's a religious thing in Dubai,
but like it plays into that, right?
So some of the religion carries over into these other countries,
but also they kind of like, since that's been the the
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standard for so long, I think they use that against us because
to them it makes us look weak, you know?
I could, yeah, I in, In that sense, I agree.
Because it's also I've also seenpropaganda, Russian propaganda
that pop pops up on my feed and they'll, they'll be making fun
of American military because we have females on the front line
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and then we also have like fem boys and.
I I I don't really agree with the with the female thing.
What females in the front line? Yeah, they, they, they should.
They should be in the front line.
I, I, I, I disagree with that only because I think this is
going to sound super red pill orwhatever, but I don't give a
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shit. I think female lives are more
precious than male lives when itcomes to combat.
And I think if we look at it from that scientific view,
obviously men are always going to have more natural strength,
unless you're like a really strong tall woman.
But even then, a guy who's her sight, like a woman who's 6/1
and a man who's 6/1 and who weigh the same could have a, you
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know, an equal duel. If the woman's been training to
be a man her entire life and naturally has higher
testosterone levels. But if she's just the tomboy
who's tall, she's going to get fucked up by the, you know, 6
foot guy who's been lifting weights his whole life, right?
Right, but. And in combat situations where
somebody's trying to take your life, like yes, women can defend
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themselves, women can kill men, women can overpower men.
But in combat situations like that where they have to carry
thirty 4050 lbs of gear at a time, have to carry multiple
weapons with them at a time, have to be watching for an
entire platoon of people becausethat's the whole thing that you
always hear too. And you should know that because
you're a big Army guy is like, it's not just about you.
It's about your team. You all take care of each other,
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right? Those are your brothers.
You watch each other's backs. So you can't be fucking up
because then you'll be putting their lives at risk.
So I can see it in that situation where it's like, yeah,
women can keep up in a lot of combat situations.
But like, if it's war and it's like frontline and it's like
Vietnam almost like I think it would be unwise to put women in
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the frontline. I don't think so, because if
they survived all of that, that boot camp, the fucking, if they
got the strength, then they deserve to be in the frontline.
I got a question for you. Would you let your daughter go
to the military? I would.
Really. Yeah.
I I wouldn't, yeah, I'll, I'll let both of them because it's
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their duty as a citizen. If they want to defend the
country, go ahead. I'm not going to stop them.
I would never let my daughter goto.
War just like her being a cop. I don't mind her being a cop.
That too I wouldn't let. Her be a cop and then that's
another thing if every country let's say wants only men only
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men in on on the front lines andwe allow both genders we just
double our numbers so. Well, we double, you might think
we doubled our numbers, but thatdoesn't necessarily mean that
we're going to get the same amount of guys cuz there's going
to be a lot of cowardly men who are like, yeah, well, women are
going, so I don't have to go. Yeah.
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And that's the other thing too, is like, I look at it from that
perspective where it's like, I would rather I go than my little
sister. I would rather I go than my
daughter, you know? And like, let's say Mulan's a
great story, right? Mulan's an example of, like, how
a woman could go to war and conquer and lead.
But I think it's strategic. Like, I don't mind if women join
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the military, so to speak, but Ithink they have to be strategic
where they put them. You know they could.
Put them. Well, yeah, obviously, but like.
Like, OK, all due respect, because again, we're not trying
to be offensive at this specifictime, but if there was a, if
there is a boxing match between a woman and a man, who would you
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put your money on? Obviously, the man.
They're both, yeah. OK, so they're both military
woman, a man boxing match. You choose the man, right.
That's the kind of bet that you're making when you send
women into the front line. Because there are going to be
situations where they have to dohand to hand combat.
But most of the time it is just going to be like, you know,
using their weapons and their training, right, working with
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your squad. So yeah, they are safe from
majority of the time. But when it comes down to those
situations where it is hand to hand combat, that's where I
think guys like myself get worried because like, there
might not be people around her to help or she might get
overpowered with other guys. And like, yeah, that can happen
with men too. But there's also the other
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things that happen at war that they don't talk about, you know,
like the sexual assaults. Yeah.
Which could also happen, you know, they could also like it
could get to like any future warcould get so fucking sick that
it turns into that because that's what happened in Vietnam,
right? And if you didn't know that
there was a lot of U.S. militarypersonnel who were abusing
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Vietnamese women native and who were killing them just for the
fun of it and who were raping them and stealing their children
and all this other shit. And if it got to that point
again, it would be American women on the frontline getting
abused, gain taken advantage of.There's also that to consider.
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And if they're going up against burly Russian men who have been
training to kill American men their entire life, who fucking
wrestle bears and who go through, you know, all this
crazy martial arts just to join the military and join the
special forces. Personally, I wouldn't want to
send a woman up against them even if she did go through boot
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camp and get to the same level as an American soldier.
Only because when it comes down to that survival instinct, I can
have a little bit more faith in the man to maybe come out on
top, even if the odds aren't in his favor.
No, I still think that women should be in in the military.
I think you hate women. I think that's what it is.
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Oh, that? Whatever helps you sleep better
at night. But I think I, so it makes me
wonder like how our government views it, you know, and how our
government looks at it like seriously, because I know they,
they promote different things tous to get us to join.
But I wonder like behind closed.Doors.
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What they actually think of. Our current, I think, I think
they're trying to evolve the military.
Be inclusive. Right.
No, I think they're gonna try making cyborgs or having drones
as our soldiers. Why do you why do you keep
taking this to a different level?
What are you talking? No, no, cuz I I'm changing, I'm
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changing, I'm changing the subject.
OK. No, no, no.
OK. I didn't realize you were
transitioning. Because I I think they see.
That was a pun. That was a pun.
I didn't realize you're transitioning.
That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a good one. Yeah, they I thought they banned
them. They did.
What? Them they banned trans people.
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From the military, yeah. I didn't.
I didn't hear about. That, yeah, that was one, that
was one of the first things thatTrump did when he got into
office. He said that no more trans.
No, he said. No more trans athletes that
became a. Thing.
No. Yeah, but no.
But he said no more trans soldiers, really.
Yeah, he. Didn't hear about that one.
So I I think what your statement, what you were saying
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has validity to it. Probably because, like, I mean,
with all due respect, if I was aRussian soldier and I was coming
from that traditionally, like masculine background, like men,
men, men, men, men, women are below us.
And then I look at the United States and I see, you know, guys
with painted nails and listening, I'd be like, oh,
we're winning this war. This is easy.
I'd start dabbing on my homeboys.
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Like, we got this, guys, this iseasy.
But back to you. What you were saying?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I, I, I think that in the next 10 years or something, people,
not a lot. Most of the military won't be
people. It's going to be mainly drones
and machines fighting our wars instead of people.
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You know, what's funny is I I had heard a quote UN quote
information leak from a soldier who had connections higher up
and he did an interview, an anonymous interview.
So that's why you have to take with the grain of salt.
But he did an anonymous interview on this podcast, and
I'm not sure if I mentioned it on the show or not, but he had
said, like, the government's technology is usually 15 to 20
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years ahead of what we see. And they get it early and they
start working on it and they start perfecting it.
And then they sell that technology to the big tech
companies. And then at that point, they,
like, start distributing it to the masses.
And he goes like, all of the Bluetooth and phones and stuff
that you guys are just now getting used to.
Like we were already using that stuff like five years before you
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got it. And then he goes, and now we
have things that you guys probably won't see for 10-15
years. And he goes and none of us can
talk about it like the ones thatknow about it.
And he goes, but like, they're already developing mech suits to
like, exoskeleton things where like, you can be a super
soldier, like from Avatar, you know?
Oh, OK. Like that's their goal.
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And he goes and they're already developing and they got working
models and he's all, they're already developing like drones
and trying to use AI. And this was back before AI was
even like a thing. And I was like, AII was like,
how would that work? That's just going to kill
everybody, right? And then now a couple years
later, AI is everywhere, right? And it's like I can see validity
to your statement too, where it's like they're trying to go
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to that. Like it's getting to a point now
where technology is so good at what it does, it's just
replacing people. And like, it's going to get to a
point where countries aren't even fighting anymore.
It's just countries robots are fighting.
Oh, it's another thing we we gota new Pope, right?
Yeah, shout out the Pope. Shout out the Pope, first
(40:34):
American Pope. Is that is it really?
Yeah, he's the first American. Pope shout out the Pope bro,
we're on the. Map, I think.
I think his name's Robert, but he's Pope Leo that starred or
something. Shout.
Out the Pope. He, he, he's all like, I think
his first statement, he's like, there's going to be peace in the
world, so on and so forth. And like the day after he said
(40:54):
that the war in Pakistan, India stopped.
Putin said that he wanted to talk to what's the president's
name? Ukraine.
Zelensky. I believe so, yeah.
He said it, he said I'm waiting to have peace talks.
After that China and the US decide to to make amends and not
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put tariffs on each other. So what the fuck does a Pope do
with to the World? Spires hope because he's the
Pope and he's dope as hell. But is he like like a world
leader or is he just a as hell that's fucking?
Is he just a priest? I Eddie, you got me there.
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I actually have no idea what thefuck the Pope does.
Like he's supposed to be like the the Grand Wizard of the
Church or whatever, right? Yeah.
I don't know what does he write Laws.
Does he change what the Bible islike?
I don't. I don't know what he does.
Last Pope said that God loves orwill accept gay people into
heaven, so I don't know what thefuck.
I think he's just like a Christians are kind of winning.
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We need to bring them back to Catholicism.
He's like, I got you hold up. This is this is going to work.
Let me cook. And then he went and said his
thing. But and you know, what's funny
is now like, and this isn't, this isn't no shade, this isn't
no disrespect. But as I'm seeing more of our
people our age and some of our friends become Christian and
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rediscover their, their relationship with Christ and all
that, right? I'm also seeing like I'm
starting to get more Christian things like on my feed just
because of that. And I'm starting to see
untraditional Christians pop up a lot like people who you
wouldn't assume who are Christian who follow it like
goth Christians. Have you seen these?
Very popular for some reason, and it's for whatever reason,
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it's always girls, but they're like, it'll just be these chicks
like dressed up with like black hair, green hair and they're
like all got thou. And they listen to My Chemical
Romance and you think that they're going to go to the
graveyard and fucking cut themselves and do black magic.
But they're going to church and they're singing and they're
praising the Lord, but they're all got thou.
And it's like the church is now like becoming.
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Got. Not God.
They're becoming woke. And they're like accepting it.
They're like, hey, you can be yourself here.
Like everybody's cool here and God loves everybody, right?
Which is cool. But it's like it trips me out
from the Christianity that we always heard about growing up,
you know, and the Catholics, that and the Catholicism, I
guess, that we always hear aboutgrowing up.
Like it's so different. Now I I it's different, but I
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feel like it's just going to go through the same struggles
because then you don't know what's going to be true.
I think it's just waves. I think they're doing this.
It's going to be a wave. And then once they really got
their hooks and everybody, it's going to start going back to
that old school where it's like,you can't be dressing like this
to church. And because these people have
been going there for so long, they're like, Oh well, my pastor
(43:46):
said it, I got to listen to it. And then in about 20 years,
we're going to see a lot of old school traditions start coming
back, which could be a good thing or it could be a bad
thing. I don't know.
At this point, I don't know. There are a lot of elements of
our new world that I really like, you know, but there are
elements of the past that I missthat I never really got to
experience. One element I don't understand
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about this new world order is. Oh, that was a bar.
I like that. I like that I'm catching your
jokes. You're not catching mine.
I said that Pope was dope as hell.
You're saying hell is cool? Well, no, but.
So then. Then I'm also saying it's it's
cool, so I'm complimenting the Pope and insulting them at the
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exact same time. There's a special place for hell
for you. There is a special place in hell
for me. Fuck Eddie I can't get.
Too. Now you know my fucking
struggle. Well, like you set up this
little nook for me and like I. Can't I forgot that you're small
so I should have put. The well, I don't want to put
my. Shoes on here and I'm like hold
on, let me just. Fucking Eddie carry the show.
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I'm I'm gonna Justin. As I was saying, the thing about
the New World Order is why did we create an army for space?
Like was there something coming that we just decided to divert
from or like, did they, you mean?
The Space Force. That's exactly what I said.
You. No, you said an army for space.
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Oh my bad. I I said I had Space Force in
in. You were you were looking.
You saw the logo. Yeah, I saw the logo and I'm
like Space Force, but instead I said Army.
Space, which, before we get intothis, let's acknowledge that
name is cool as fuck. No, it's not.
No, it's not Space Force. No, it's not.
Space Force is cool as fuck. I think that's cool as fuck.
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Is what branch? Are you Space Force dog?
What, like that's fucking? Cool, I think that.
That like like that could be a show any.
I'm probably is a show but yeah why the fuck was Space Force
created? I think it's a one to capture
the hype of space being a trend in our generation.
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Like there's a huge interest in space that is modern that wasn't
really there 30 years before and30 years before when Carlos
Sagan was still around and he was talking about space.
It was nerdy and it was geeky and you were dumb if you looked
at the stars. Like a lot of we forget, we take
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for granted how much of our world has changed compared to
like how it was in the early 90sand late 80s.
And the only reason I get to hear about this is because of
the people that I work with and talk to.
But like, space wasn't cool backthen.
Like my dad, when he was in the space as a kid, he used to get
made fun of and get teased. It was nerdy, right?
It was nerdy if you like science.
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Now every fucking millennial andGen.
Zier has a space tattoo on theirfucking left nut sack.
You know, they all got it on their arm and they all got Angel
numbers and they're all spiritual and they're connected
to the stars and they're in astrology.
Like, space is huge now. And I think again, to capitalize
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on getting people into the military, they created Space
Force. And also to prepare for the
future because there, there, there, there's like a war going
on between a lot of the countries right now to get
technology into space and to start space faring, you know,
and we don't really hear about it because news outlets
(47:20):
nowadays. Suck.
But I think it's like, hey, we might end up going to space in
the next 20 years and we don't have any programs.
We just got NASA. But let's say we get into space
wars, which Oh my God that sounds so fucking cool.
Sounds. Scary.
What the fuck? I would love to be in a space
war. Dude imagine that like.
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Well, yeah, imagine that. You.
You. * Field the Outer Wilds, The Outer Worlds or the Outer
Wilds doesn't really have war, so * Field the Outer Worlds.
Fucking Star Wars. Fucking Star Wars.
Yeah, but like, but like, imagine getting your rope.
The rope that's connecting you to the ship, right?
Gets shot. There you go.
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Floating into space, floating into nothingness, floating,
floating the black dude. At the War is scary at every
level. Yeah, yeah, but I feel like
that's scarier I'd. Rather do fight in the trenches
in Germany or fight in the the the void in space.
I'd rather fight in fucking Germany.
I'd. Rather fight in space.
Put me in front of Oshawa. What's the Auschwitz?
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Auschwitz. Auschwitz.
Auschwitz put me in front of Auschwitz and instead of going
up. Going up, I'd rather.
I'd rather. What's the next fucking deep
dive force for fucking the sea? You see, you're trying.
You're trying. To that's the Navy, Yeah, never
mind. Yeah, we didn't get that for.
You at the Coast Guard? Yeah, yeah, the Coast Guard.
Yeah, water guys. Yeah.
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Wow. That guy's got a lot of bass on
his car. He must have a huge cock.
It's sarcastic. Right does have a huge cock.
I mean. Sometimes you think they're
trying to overcompensate, but sometimes they're just like, not
I'm that dude and you're like, you know what bro?
That's like the One Percenters. It's the one percenters and you
could tell, yeah, I would go to,I would go to space.
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I would fight a war in space. I'd.
Be fucking sweet. I'll be scared.
I mean, yeah, I'd be fucking shitty bricks.
Don't get me wrong. I'd probably have mini panic.
I'd have to go and get familiar with space.
But like if we're fighting, because my, in my mind, I'm kind
of thinking like Star Wars scenario where it's like we're
right on the horizon of the planet, so to speak.
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We're in, we're in orbit of the planet.
So like Earth is still right there.
And we had the reflection of thesun bouncing off of Earth as
like a natural light. So we're not completely in the
dark cosmic void. But you're right, if my tether
got cut and I started like floating away and nobody could
help me, I would just fucking shoot myself.
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It's dark. But like, I'd rather fucking
die, like next to Earth than fucking die way out there alone.
And like, I don't know what I'm going to see out there.
I might see biblical accurate angels, you know?
I don't want to see that. Or you might get sucked into a
black hole. I might get sucked into a black
hole nobody knew was there. I might warp into another
dimension and they get sent backto the 1960s.
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You know they like so much things could happen that I'm not
mentally prepared for. I could literally like just blow
hit a fucking time warp and thenboom let's say it transports me
to a whole nother part of the universe and then the portal
closes right after that. Like in Ultra 85.
Sure. Yeah, like in Ultra 85.
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By the way, I haven't I haven't read it Ultra 85 since my last
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What are we talking about? Ultra 85.
You haven't read Ultra 85. Yeah, I haven't.
I don't know what to say, buddy.You know what, Eddie?
I've been I've been wanting to recommend this game to you but
I'm very scared because I don't know how you'll I don't know how
you'll like it, but I get the feeling you might Starfield the
(52:24):
game right Bethesda guys that may fall out in Oblivion.
And all I wanted to play that game.
And I think you would like it because I think it's the game
that you and I wanted in high school that we didn't have.
And I think I would like it because everybody wanted it to
be like Star Wars. They wanted it to be.
You go to this planet and there's all these aliens and
they're walking around. They have all these villages and
(52:45):
there's all these different languages like No Man's Sky, and
you can talk to them and you cantrade with them, but it's much
more like a NASA simulator. I heard a YouTube say where it's
like you're going to planets andyou're literally charting like
new planets, like a space faringprogram.
And it's boring, but like it's boring intentionally.
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And if you go into it with that mindset, like I think we could
have fun with it. I saw mixed reviews but because
wasn't the game broken or something like?
That it was broken at launch, but everybody does.
The game's broken at launch. Why is that?
Like I I remember back in the ifa game was complete, it was
complete. No more patches, no more bugs.
It didn't come with bugs. No, a lot of them came with
(53:31):
bugs, don't get me wrong. Like Sonic Unleashed, it was
notorious and that was a game I actually owned and it was buggy
as fuck. I launched and because of the
whole disk thing they couldn't release patches at that time.
But then once they got to the PS3 era they could, you know,
send out little updates and shit.
(53:51):
But back, back to the game. What?
Yeah, when you put it that way, I wouldn't want to play play
that type of game. I don't know, I think you can
enjoy. Like to me, so like when I
rediscovered my love for space in high school, it's when I
listen to The Martian, the audiobook, and to me it's like
getting to play through that, but you make your own story.
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So like, you go to these uncharted moons and you land and
you can see like, realistic, like lighting.
And it feels like you're on our moon and you're like, on your
little Rover and you're traveling through the moon and
it's empty and it's lonely and it's desolate and you're looking
out into space and it's all like, just a cosmic void and
little stars. And like, to me, there's
(54:35):
something comforting about beingalone out there, you know?
That's what makes me want to play it.
I've been wanting to play armor Armor reforger.
Or army Arma arma 3 forge. No, it's armor army Reforger.
I think it's Army. Reforger.
Yeah, it's for the PS5, but it'sbasically like the same the same
(54:55):
thing you're you're saying it's like a World War 2 simulator.
How the fuck is that the same thing that I'm talking about A.
Space. No, the armor report.
Which one were you just saying? Arma 3.
Arma three, Yeah. Isn't that like a World War 2?
That's a World War. Two simulation is basically the
same thing. I've been wanting to play that.
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What happened to hell that loose?
I didn't buy it because I I saw they said that, that it was like
Daisy. Dude, that's a fake cough.
That's a fake cough. Whatever helps you sleep at
night then. And it's not like Daisy, it's
like Battlefield. Oh, they said it was like Daisy.
Like they're like that YouTube who's who The Who makes the
(55:39):
videos before you buy? Oh, game rings.
Yeah, yeah. Baldino.
Yeah, that's my guy. He he was saying that it's like
Daisy plus insurgents is that game Daisy Insurgents and I, I
(56:00):
and Hell Let loose if we're we're all a game.
So I assume it's a lot of walking.
Oh, the the the game that you'retalking.
About. I thought you meant hell that
loose. Hell, that loose is like
Battlefield 3. Yeah, well, Battlefield 1, but
yeah, I know what you mean. I know what you mean.
So are you gonna get it? No what what I just.
Said you wanted it. I didn't see that.
(56:20):
The Arma, the armor reforge. Yeah, there's a game that I've
been looking at. That I'm looking at, but like, I
don't think I'm gonna buy no just because it's just, if it's
like Daisy, it's just a bunch ofwalking and no action.
I think you'd really like STALKER if you just give it a
chance. Cuz I've been looking for a game
to play on discord with you guys.
(56:41):
Like a game that has no story, just.
Starfield. Even with Starfield, if it's
like No Man's Sky, I have to still pay attention.
Well, it's like, it's like No Man's Sky to an extent, but it's
also different. It's like No Man's Sky and
there's a lot of different things.
Like I was watching a guy talking about it last night and
(57:02):
he said there's no game that's quite like it.
Like it's similar to a lot of different things, but it's
really it's own thing and you understand it once you play.
It one game I was going to get was Hogwarts Legacy.
Wasn't it free on PlayStation? Yeah, it is still free on
PlayStation. And download it.
I think you'd like that one too.But is it an actual story game
or is it just like whatever I want to do?
Story Game. Fuck, there's a story.
(57:24):
It's like 200 years before HarryPotter even existed.
OK. So you get your own little
unique story. But the 15 hours that I had with
it, I really enjoyed. It's just I was playing it at
the time on my brother's computer cuz my computer
couldn't run it. So then I never got to finish it
and I don't know if I would, to be honest.
(57:44):
I don't know if I'd go back. I enjoyed it, but not.
That I downloaded Cyberpunk. Why don't you start cyberpunk?
It's a story game, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.
That's it. OK, OK, then let's let what
let's do follow 76. No, Devin, that's your game.
Yeah, but I I mean a game that Icould just play on my own when
I'm talking to you guys. Well, I'm, I think that if you
(58:07):
can get into it, it can be that game for you while we're on
Discord. And I don't even need to play
with you because it's like there's no story because it's an
online game, right? But there is story.
If you want story, you don't have to do it.
It's completely optional, but you can get in there and just do
your daily quests and just walk around the world and kill things
and loot without thinking. And a lot of times when we were
(58:28):
like in 2022 when we were on Discord, that's what I was
doing. So a lot of times I would just
be playing Fallout 76 in the background doing my own thing,
not really focused on it. It was more just like a comfort
game that I had that I could play while I was talking to you
guys. I wouldn't have to think I was
just looting and shooting it wasawesome and I I think I'm going
(58:48):
to download and replay it. But OK, let me pitch you stalker
real quick and then we'll start getting.
No, no, no. Dude it's literally Daisy
Fallout and. But I didn't really like Daisy.
You put 80 hours in. The because I was in 80 hours.
(59:10):
I was on discord for 80 hours, that's why.
And it's got a story, so you could play it when you're, you
could play it to roam around theworld when you're with us, or
you can play it by yourself to play the story.
Like the whole reason why I played Daisy so much is because
I was that's, that was the perfect game.
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OK, let's do this. If anybody listening to this
segment of the episode, and I'm sure it's a lot of you because
this is a short episode, recommend Eddie some games that
he could play with us on Discordbecause I've recommended him
games like Starfield, Fallout, Fallout 76, STALKER.
He already played Daisy. I think he's getting sick and
tired of Daisy games that he could just have on in the
(59:51):
background. He already has like 2K and WWE
and Call of Duty and he's kind of tired of those too.
So if you guys got any new game recommendations, he'll probably
listen to you before he listens to me so.
Drop them in the comments or. Whatever, I'm waiting for
Hypercharge to drop on PlayStation.
(01:00:14):
What the hell is Hypercharge? It's a Call of Duty type game,
but you play as toys. You did tell me about that.
You did tell me about that. I don't know what.
You're really looking for the next Call of Duty hunt cuz
you've tried a lot of Call of Duty clones to like waiting to
see if there's a new one. I've only tried 2.
You tried Delta Force, You triedwhat the fuck was the Ubisoft?
(01:00:37):
One, I only played 12 minutes ofDelta Force.
You were all excited for Delta 4You.
Get I was only excited because of the story.
Hey, whoa, whoa. Because of of Black Hawk Down,
the remake of it. But then I only played 12
minutes of it because there's only keyboard and mouse, so I
just deleted it. And then?
X Defiant. X Defiant.
(01:00:57):
That was better than Call of Duty.
You really liked it? Yeah.
It had potential. It did have potential if they
fixed some of the bugs and some of the like some of the TTC or
TTK. The TTK was insane with some of
those guns and yeah the power the scaling was fucked up but if
they got all of that fixed I think it would have been
(01:01:18):
awesome. No, I think they it just came
out at a bad time. There's that too.
It just got killed and then you played.
You were considering playing Hell at Loose, but then you were
also considering playing Battlefield with me, and then
what was the other game that NotReady to Kill or something like
(01:01:38):
that? No the Kyle.
The police one, that was Kyle. I thought that was you because
you guys were talking about. It no I just saw on PlayStation.
I might be adding in games, but I feel like you've been looking
for the next Call of Duty to play.
Not really. Like that next Call of Duty
like. If anything I'll just download
GTA5I. Didn't even think you were a big
(01:02:00):
GTA fan. I was, but I used to just play
it by myself in in high school and it wasn't fun that way.
Or, or in middle school, I mean.I did the same thing but like
for me it was fun and that's whyI like I never did any like
online heists or anything like Itried I'm only like level 40 on
(01:02:21):
my online character but. Should we get back into it?
I don't know. I put 280 hours on that game,
Eddie. I'm kind of done with it. 280
hours across two different console generations and on the
4th 1 I only put like 30 hours so I got to go replay the 4th 1
(01:02:42):
San Andreas. Dude I put too much time on SAN.
Andreas, everybody put too much time on San Andreas.
That was our culture, man. Now I think we got to address
the elephant in the room or the giraffe in the room.
We only got 2 minutes left according to Eddie, so I'm going
to be quick. This is my wrap up story.
I fumble Nina. Oh, OK, How?
(01:03:08):
I I was thinking about it because another reel of hers
popped up and I was like, fuck, dude.
I really. So I, I can't tell the story
right now. We don't have enough time.
But next episode I'll tell you guys about How I Met Sean
Strickland recently, because I think it was a very funny story
and I can't wait to tell you guys and we can use it to click
(01:03:28):
beat the title meeting Sean Strickland or something.
But while I was meeting Shawn Strickland, Nina drama, right?
I'm pretty sure it's Nina drama.Nina drama was there Nina the
girl who does all the UFC interviews?
She interviews Jon Jones and Sugar Shawn and all the guys for
(01:03:49):
UFC and all that. She's the brown pretty hot
chick. I'm, I'm sorry that that's
really, really, really basic, but that's the only way I can
really describe it and people understand.
She was there. And she took pictures of me and
Sean Strickland for us. So I walked up to her and by
name, I asked her, hey, Nina, can you grab some pictures of me
and Sean? And she was like, yeah, I got
(01:04:11):
you. And she's like, I'm going to
take a bunch. And I was like, thank you,
yadda, yadda. And then we boom, boom, boom.
And I won't go into the story yet.
But then I thought about it, 'cause then afterwards I went
about my day and I went and I kept doing my shit again.
I'll get into the story another time.
But I thought about it afterwards.
I was like, did I just meet one of the hottest, lowest level
(01:04:32):
celebrities that I actually maybe had a chance of spinning
some game to and just completelyfumble the opportunity because I
was so starstruck by Sean. I was like, I didn't use, I
didn't like and everybody was doing that.
Like she was kind of like there's some guys who was like,
hey, go get picture with you or whatever, right?
(01:04:54):
But a lot of people were just going up and like that that saw
Sean there. They were all just going to Sean
and it's like everybody was dissing her.
So it would have been a perfect opportunity to be like, hey,
what's up? Like, how you doing right?
And they like shoot my shot. Did you, did you realize you
missed your shot when you saw that video of her with Ria
Ripley with Mommy? That's exactly when I realized
(01:05:14):
it because she posts, so I follow her and I follow people
that she's associated with. And so a real popped up and it
showed Ria Ripley and Nina doinga collaboration.
She was all dressed up in some tight black leather and she was
wearing a bunch of black lipstick to look like mommy.
And oh Lord, oh Lord. I, I damn near cried.
(01:05:39):
I damn near cried, Eddie. I met her, I was face to face
with her and I'm actually tallerthan her.
And I fucking end the show. Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
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