The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

May 28, 2026 77 mins
Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I like the gross monkey stuff. Lewd and noooood. Dear John, Eff Off! Turn It Up To Ginger! Passing an Energizer. Vex-Mex Cuisine. Jump Rope for me Baby Doll. You Little Chits! Bethonged. No one puts prince in a box and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters, what a scam. TSA Approved Chode Butter. TINA, where's my cycle suit. Pickling Balls with Dunaway. Heavy Millenials. Shoot Potatoes. Allen QuarterScam and the Lost States United. The Thickened Plottening. Big Tech Stuff with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream....

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Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Rusty Murder Farming. We Need To See The Frog In Question. Brian live from a time zone that doesn't matter. Maple Tree Circulatory System. Blown with the sickness. Anti Chumbawumba. Grey Water Swimm...

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May 21, 2026 66 mins
Burlington Airport Has 12 Gates & 1 Coat Factory... COX!!!! Perry the Podcaster?! It's a Meth, Mario! Why do i have spoot in my head. I Don't Like My Waymo With Feceeeeeees! Triggering By Tectonic Hurling. Carbonated Spumba. Scott the Dog, Not the Dude. A giant ear, bud. Beat up by 14 Monkeys. Stretch Before You Sneeze. Ben and Jerry's First Doobie. A Great Time for White People. Oh And No Wendi and more on this episode of The ...

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May 20, 2026 65 mins
Nobody's Hand Up Nobody's Butt. Is Grogu a Muppet, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Sweaty Naked Little People. Today Is Not Special. Always Skip Butt Day. Big Arse Blue Jeans. Colorado hippie shit. Phish for Kids. Robert Goobers Gabbers Gobbers Gaybbers Goobers. Handless butt bike riding. We just want the jeans! Jorts & Crocs & Jorts & Crocs. Adjusting the Bull. Zune over Genesis? What's The Matter With Tom and mor...

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May 19, 2026 78 mins
Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Boleyn for Tudor-time. Duck Billed Lippypus. It's Old Like Us. Tell it To The Car. Driving John's Renot. June Sally Diane Jessy Raphael. Exploid the Boid. Bareboned Clock. Never Feeling Like You're Ahead with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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May 18, 2026 67 mins
Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George Costanza, hooker buster. 100,000 songs just isn't enough. Mmmmmm Disposable Floor Pizza. Always be busting perps. No Moshpit Pogoing. I dont like citreeeeeeen. No Coverville Skankin. Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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May 14, 2026 64 mins
The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but not in a fun way. Entropy, Philanthropy and Phil Panther Pee. Scott eats raw chicken and 2 grapes. Ant Protein Gummy. Stripping or Malfunction? The Travesty of Traverse City. Female bag of holding. That Joke Is Geriatic. I'll do it for $20. Pulling a Double Johnson with Wend...

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May 13, 2026 58 mins
A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!! Liverpudlians Say Relax! Tad Fooly Pubes. Tooth Fairy is Getting Sloppy. Guaranteed a Yank. Edge with peace and love. Poptart proctologist. Little Plushie Units. Nose Waxing Pulls Your Brain Out. Tech Time With Thomas The Tech Engineer and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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May 12, 2026 66 mins

Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hammered Pork. Stressful Like Euphoria. Holding the Stan Lee Cup. As god As My Witness, Tim Reid is Alive. NEW ACHIEVEMENT with Amy. It's Moisturizing Time. And ocean of lotions and a sea of serums. What's Justin Theroux doing these days, you know he's got Hotness. Livin' on the air in Ci...

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May 11, 2026 66 mins
Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt Drink Magnet. All The @s Were Gone. Boombots Pizza has to be Good. Center Seat by the Toilet. Roger S'Moore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning Blueberry, Blueberry! Science Doesn't Care With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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May 7, 2026 64 mins

Packin' a Milton Berle. 99 Problems and a Half Naked Guy is One. Call Now, Answered Eventually. The Florida of Japan. Forking Tony Stark. Don't Make Me Turn This Screaming Goat Chariot Around. Forgetting and Conflating Names. Nobody Wants A 2nd Hand Sex Doll. Mongoose blood. The Skibblings. Warm Sticker In Your Pocket. Grabbed by the 6 pack holder. Untainted Fresh Gusher. Dry run with a wet doll. That's very nice, Brian and more on...

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May 6, 2026 68 mins
Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code. Porch Pooping Pups. Reesie Piecee loving freaks. No One's Favorite Martian. You don't have to eat RICE!! The least Karen. She Neither Gives Crap Nor Takes Crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drooly Emmer Effers. Nugget Adjacent. Dunaway is our resident alien. Tech Time With Travis e...

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May 5, 2026 66 mins
Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Feel The Rigidity. Tiny, Flexible, And Horny. Accidental Pocket Chocolate. Kellogg's Teflon Flakes. Alpaca Hair Head. Road Tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill. Place of Birth, 30,000 feet. Gaining a passenger and more on this episode of The Morning...

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I don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity. Arnold was almost in every movie. Chumbawumba B-side. Ball of Flesh. Reboot Your Half-Ass. Indifferent to the Monkees. You Lock Madame Web Down. May the day be over. If You Can't Beat Them... Whatever! Bruce the wrestler. The Dial of Density with Nicole and more on this episo...

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April 29, 2026 75 mins
I'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes with Shmyanide. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Birthmarks. Reaper Acres Retirement Home. Jurassic Bubble. Avoid the Newman. The Right Side Of The Hump w Brian Dunaway. Billy Pumpkins. 3 Thousand and one and tell me that you love me. The Quantum Supremacy w Tom and more on this epi...

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April 28, 2026 73 mins
Crystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DID! This Is The Pre-Orgy. All Friends, No Benefits. I dont like Herpeeeeeees. Alicia saves the day. And I'm Also Into Crystals! Chaos With Purpose. Fortnite Grandma. The Are Three Thousands. Dan and the Holy Grails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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April 27, 2026 69 mins
This is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Party Like It's 2999. Saliva beast horn monster. Read me say that. Horses In The Morning. Slide Rules! Rogan-sized ribbed for your pleasure. Brian's Animal Style Date. I Don't Like Drive-thru Weeeeeeeeeed. 10 Cloverville Lane. 3 Worthless Bits of Trivia with Stephen. The one where the D...

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April 23, 2026 82 mins
Chocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be All That You Can Be in the Nerd Army. Thiccers. Attempted Mooooorder. Shiny Angry People. Hey, Y'Got a Hundred Bucks? Chocolate Vein. This is About The Chimpanzee. Brian does simple math. Some Amygdala Work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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April 22, 2026 62 mins
Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am John Legend. The Boot Loopin Boogy. Ibbot Headroom. Hot Larry and his fourteen wives. I trust Dr. Pepper. Tesla and his pigeon. Terrible Shrimpeater. Foamy soft serve. Lord of a Ring with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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