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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ladies and gentlemen, weary travelers of the internet
and that one guy who's stilltrying to find the skip intro
button, welcome back.
Intro button, welcome back.
That's right.
Despite budget cuts, publicoutcry and several cease and
desist letters, the MTAlternative Podcast has somehow
clawed its way back for seasontwo.

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Now, for those of you whosurvived season one, first off,
congratulations.
You've endured more nonsensethan a congressional hearing.
And for the newcomers, buckleup.
This is the show where our twofearless, semi-qualified hosts,
mike and Tom, dive headfirstinto the world's biggest

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questions, armed only withdubious research, strong
opinions and just enough commonsense to keep us from getting
sued.
So what's in store for seasontwo?
Will Mike finally admit he waswrong about that thing?
From episode four, will Tomlearn how to fact check before
recording?
Will we at any point attemptprofessionalism Spoiler?

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No, all of that and more comingup.
So sit back, lower yourexpectations and prepare for
another season of the mtalternative podcast.
And if you're listening to thisat work, just nod like you're
in a serious meeting.
We won't tell.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I mean literally almost every day lately, yeah,
and that's why we haven't beenon for a little bit.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
It's like a roller coaster at work.
I mean, one day, one week,you're wide open and don't have
time to do anything, and thenthe next week you're twiddling
your thumb.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
So we do have quite a bit to talk about.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, since it's been a while.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, things have happened.
Wow, lots of things.
We have lots of topics and thefootball season kind of sucked
for me.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
You guys made the playoffs.
That's a big difference fromlast year.
We were only supposed to winfive games.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
We won ten and we beat the mighty Kansas City
Chiefs.
We won four.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
And we beat the mighty Kansas.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
City Chiefs.
We were supposed to win sixgames, we won four.
But there is hope for nextseason.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
There's always next season.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Sucks.
See, as a Patriot fan, peopleare going to say, oh, you had 20
seasons.
I was a Patriot fan before this, so I sat through shitty-ass
seasons.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I sat through the 1-15, 2-14, broad rust era From
1977 with the Broncos.
The 90s were our best seasons.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
So I kind of get it on that.
But hey, looking forward, we'vegot a new coach, so things are
going to hopefully look a littlebetter.
We'll see how the draft goes.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
We went from number one to number four.
And now there's teams that'snever really been that kind of
showed up this year.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
It was exciting.
Daniels from Washington, thatrookie quarterback, pretty
impressive.
I mean kudos to them.
They made it right to the NFCchampionship game.
Kansas City and the refs.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, the Kansas City refs.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, all hail Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Let's make this clear they are not a Kansas team.
They are from Missouri.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You want to make sure you stress that I do.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, only greatness comes from Kansas.
Right, right, you travel acrossthe river.
There's junk steel mills,they're all them, steel yards
and everything, and if you'veever been, the city of st louis.
There's nothing that greateither yeah, st louis is
different than kansas city yeah,but my point is missouri yeah

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once you cross that bridge inkansas city.
When you're going from KansasCity Kansas, which is all nice
homes and businesses andeverything and you cross that
river, it becomes a big irongraveyard.
I mean, it's nothing but ironand metal and junk everywhere

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Factories.
It looks awful.
Do you know where the stadiumsare in this area?
Nothing but iron and metal andjunk everywhere, factories.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
It looks awful, and this is where the stadiums are
in this area.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Well, it's on through .
You've got to go on kind ofoutskirt-ish to get to the
stadiums.
But yeah, both stadiums areside-by-side the Royals and the
Chiefs.
Okay, but technically they areMissouri teams.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I knew that, but well , didn't know about it.
I didn't know there was aKansas City Kansas.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, that river separates the states.
That's what blew my mind, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
But anyways, let's see what else we have.
Our president sitting now, yeahyeah, still trying to screw
over.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, they won't quit .
I mean, it's like Not to gettoo deep, but it's like God
Can't beat him, so they're goingto beat him up.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, there you go.
So whatever Well whateverthey're doing isn't really
working.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, it isn't.
And the wildfires.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Wildfires, let's see.
We had no, it isn't and thewildfires, Wildfires.
Let's see.
We had the hurricanes this pastfall.
We had the wildfires.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
We had wildfires in North Carolina and the mountains
again Same place.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
They got hammered with Helena.
I mean not as big as the firesin California.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
But you know, think about it.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
All this yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
People are already homeless Planes crashing.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Now this has been bugging me.
I keep seeing this.
A missile hit in PennsylvaniaPeople.
There's a wing with a lightflashing as the plane's coming
down.
Pilots are known to go straightdown Nosedive.
Now, if you're nosediving, it'snot just going to float down
like a piece of paper either.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
We're talking a jet.
Yeah, it doesn't float, they'rea jet.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
We're talking a jet, yeah, a jet, correct, it doesn't
float A jet.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, I mean, they're traveling at a high speed.
I mean, it really is the wholething sucks.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I mean the worst part about the whole.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Thing.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Geez, all this weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
A girl that has beaten the odds of cancer Right
Died senselessly in a crash.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I mean there's just lots to talk about.
Lots going on, that's for sure.
I mean, yeah, geez, but miss alittle, miss a lot at times.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, it's wide open now.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Work's been killer.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Got stuff coming in.
Don't know where it's going.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, we got stuff everywhere.
I have never seen a company whocould put 16 pounds of crap in
a two-pound bag.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
But they're sure as hell trying, aren't they?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, oh, but.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Let us reconfigure.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, because, see, I was all safe and everything.
And thinking I was like whatare we going to do?
But now I'm calm because I sawthe leader of the maintenance
crew.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Right.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Out on the floor measuring.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, they're going to get a building stretcher.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
That's what they're looking for oh, are they looking
to buy one of those?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Stretch the building.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I have a friend that went into those.
He probably could give them agood deal.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
With the big tape measures.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Let's be honest.
Do you think anything's goingto be done within the next six
months to a year?
They measured, that's it, it'sdone.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, they're out on the floor to be seen.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Well, let's tear this all apart now while you get all
this crap on the floor.
So you really have no room.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, there's.
It's almost like a pizza partyfor a bonus.
We're sitting on a mountain ofmoney.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know, here's some pizza, thank you, I was kind of
like pissed off about thatwhole situation until I found
out, lisa was the one thatbought all those.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
She purchased those herself, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's so, of course.
Yeah, I felt guilty, but nowit's more appreciated that
someone did, but well, that justshows you how cheap the company
makes.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's like teachers.
School teachers are the sameway, Mike.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
These poor teachers are out there on a budget.
Their classroom is barelyenough to you know.
Keep up.
Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
But they buy a lot of stuff.
Let's back up Teachers.
Have an awesome union too.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
They do.
Now I do agree.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
And I hate to say this, but most of them are
pretty much leftists.
They are so you know what youvoted, the way you did.
This is how it goes.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yep, yep, I'm sorry, but it still doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Let's realize what kind of people are teaching
these kids nowadays.
These aren't your normal people.
These aren't teachers of theold days.
I didn't know my teacher'ssexual orientation when I was in
school.
That wasn't discussed.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
We discussed this in an earlier podcast about my last
teacher, but it just bringsback up all this.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
But have you noticed Things are starting to drift
back the other way.
A little more normalcy.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
A little bit, but here's what I get.
I mean, I understand that theyvoted that way and everything.
Here's what gets me, though Allof the states that have passed
this educational lottery.
Where's all that money going,yeah?

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That money going.
There's no reason that anybodyin the public school system
should have any wants or needsWith as much money.
Do research.
How much money do you think astate is pulling down in lottery
tickets?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
And the states that have legalized cannabis.
They're way ahead of the game.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Well, some states do it better than others.
Look at California.
They've been legal in there andwhere's all that money going?

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, well, we've seen where that money's going.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
They pretty much shit on everybody.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
We see where that money's going to.
The high class Yep.
Political people Look atwhat's-his-face.
Newsom.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
He's going to the high class.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Political people.
What's his face?
Newsome spends more money on ahair gel.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
He's a phony.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
He's a big phony.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
He really is.
A nut job.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
But uh, yeah, I just think it's interesting to see
all this stuff out there and therabbit holes and stuff you go
down.
Oh, if you add up this datewhen this thing happened at 9-11
, when you go up there, when youfold a dollar this way, it's
got this.
Yeah, those things happen.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Some things I can kind of go with, like back to
9-11.
I'm at the BBC.
Here's another thing I ended upfinding out, and it's true
because you go back on tape.
Bbc said Tower 7 has fallen.
The lady's saying that Tower7's right behind her.

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Not until a half hour later,tower 7 fell.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I have to show you this after this clip.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
That's crazy.
I don't want to pause right now.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
But this is another rabbit, these rabbit holes we
got and going back to 9-11,because you brought it up,
firemen heard what do they callthe when they're blowing
something up, when theyliterally?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
there's a controlled.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's that pop, pop, pop as things go up.
That's what they heard in oneof those towers.
Yeah, how do something go?
How do they come down straight?
Yeah, because when you'redemolishing something, that's
what it's meant to do the wholebuilding falls upon itself this
is where I always had a problemwith it?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
how does a?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
building burn like that all steel, so it just
perfectly comes right downstraight ok, let's take jet fuel
.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Jet fuel is supposedly burns the hottest at
any fuel.
Okay, I also know someone whosevehicle is with jet fuel.
There was still a frame there.
There was still a.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Just a whole building went down because of it too.
Yeah, no, well, it melted thesteel, not all the way down, it
did Not all the way down.
Yes, I melted the steel, notall the way down, it did Not all
the way down.
Yes, I understand the problem.
Wait, I could see buildingfalling this way.
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I don't see.
And once again there's that.
You know who's right, who'swrong.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Right.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Let's not confuse this, okay.
Everybody says well, when wehad to wear a mask and the
mandate came out, we had to weara mask and this and that.
Well, now everybody's like,well, they were wrong.
No, they were not wrong, theylied to us the whole time.
They weren't wrong, they lied.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
It was a test to see if the little minions would
follow along.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I saw an awesome little clip this morning About
Brooks and or not Big and Rich,the country group Big and Rich.
One of them's passed away, Brad, I don't know which one.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I did not know this.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, I don't keep up with.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Big and.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Rich, but one of them's passed on and the other
one's still alive.
But when COVID went out, schoolwas going to go back into
session but kids had to wear amask.
So he looked it up on the CDCand the mask, the definition.

(14:00):
It is an exploratory thing tosee if it will stop.
It's not proven, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Right.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
So it's.
I don't know what is the wordI'm looking for.
When they're doing experimental, it's an experimental thing,
okay.
So, first off, there's thisbill of rights of some sort.
He explained, and please, guys,I'm paraphrasing.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
We do the best we can .

Speaker 4 (14:34):
But if you look up Rich's interview about masks,
it'll show this.
Okay he's talking about.
He went on this other line andthe CDC says that it's an
experimental thing a mask.
So he said he sent this thingto where my children are coming
back to school but they're notgoing to be wearing masks,
because this code that is listedhere says that you cannot force

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people to take experimentalthings.
You cannot force another humanbeing to do something
experimental.
You can't.
And they're trying to forceeverybody to wear these masks,
which their CDC website says andstates that it's experimental.
So he put all that and he won.

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So he didn't have, his kidsdidn't have to wear masks.
Look that up, guys.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I butchered, thatered that probably yeah, there was a
bunch of stuff.
Like I said, people can look itup themselves if they have
doubts yep, but it wasinteresting, I just seen it this
morning.
Like well, like we said when wefirst started today, it's been
a lot to talk about.
Uh, I guess we get the boys,little dudes, coming in later.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, some rant about some little mascots.
Usually I look down on that andeverything like oh no, not them
again.
But you know I haven't heardfrom them in a while, so I'm
kind of excited to see.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
They've been under the radar.
I have no idea what they'vebeen doing.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, see, they're very secretive.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I have no idea what they've been doing.
Yeah, see, they're verysecretive.
I have heard rumors they'repissed off about some breakfast
mascots or some cookie mascotsof some sort.
Something happened.
That's a rumor.
I don't know how true it is.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Figure that one out.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
We'll see what happens when they come in.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
So there stay tuned.
They're coming up in a littlebit.
Let's see.
See other news.
What?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
do we got here?
Oh, look at this.
What do we got here, tom?
Okay, we will find you and wewill kill you.
Trump announces launch on anoverseas attack.
Who's we going after here?

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Ah, senior ISIS, there you go.
Air strikes on the senior ISISattack planner and other
terrorists.
I say go for it.
Yeah let's go get them.
This is what a real presidentdoes.
Doesn't take no shit.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yep, let's seek and destroy our problems.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Now I noticed, gas prices have popped up a little
bit too.
I expected some things.
But why are people saying eggsare 10 bucks?
I mean, eggs are expensive,notice.
Gas prices have popped up alittle bit too.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I expected some things, but why are people
saying eggs are $10?
I mean, eggs are expensive.
I saw $5, $6.
18 eggs $6.12.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Okay, that's still not bad what everybody's saying.
They're saying right, doesn'tegg 10 bucks 10 bucks.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I haven't seen a dollar, but a dozen eggs the
eggs went up before he actuallycame sitting sure they did
exactly why bird flu?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
oh yeah, bird how come all the chickens that they
made him kill.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Remember all that yeah, here's what I don't get.
How come it only affectschickens?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
He has an ostrich farm Right.
There's nothing wrong with theostrich.
They want to come in and killall his 400 ostriches.
Because of that.
It's like there's nothing wrongwith mine.
No, we want it.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
It's like, and they got it, We'll look this up while
we're sitting and talkingBecause that's another
interesting story Since youbrought up bird flu.
Okay, here's the other thing.
You think bears and deer andpossums, raccoons do you think

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any of those ever get gasindigestion?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I'm sure they do, Tom .

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I guess they fart every once in a while.
Where are you heading with this?
How come?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
cows are the only one destroying our environment by
their gas.
I'm sure they do, Tom.
I guess they fart every once ina while.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Where are you heading with this?
Well, I'm headed.
How come cows are the only onedestroying our environment by
their gas?
What's up with that?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
These are things that make you go huh.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah, well, as we do, excuse me.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Kind of like the NFL trying to sell food.
What's Jerry Rice?
Jerry's eating rice.
They just make me thinkdifferent things.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Now what that commercial again?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah, that commercial , but I mean seriously.
Cows are only the ones that arecausing the environment issues
when everything else out thereis farting.
I got a buddy that farts threetimes more than a cow ever would
.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I take that back.
I apologize.
It's not the United States,it's Canada, go figure.
Yeah, bc, british Columbia.
Ostrich flock ordered killeddue to avian flu, received stay
of execution.
Well, that's good news.
So they got a stay of execution.
The guy says his birds arehealthy.
They're not near anything.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Are you recording now ?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh, I haven't stopped .
Oh, okay, I've told you, I'mjust rolling today, buddy, cool,
cool, cool yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
All right.
So, yeah, yeah, that's juststupid.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
About 400 ostriches.
I was reading that a secludedWest Kootenai farm had received
a stay of execution despite aCanadian food inspection agency.
Or did they be destroyed due toavian flu outbreak?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I have a question.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Sure go ahead.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
When someone has 400 ostriches, do they have to have
them licensed or do they have aspecial thing that they have
that they have to have?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Well, I'm sure it's Canada so they're probably going
to have their own vet care.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
When this guy was awarded the opportunity to have
400 of these birds, surely hepassed all kinds of well-being
stuff and I'm sure with Canadathey come in and check him.
Wonder what kind of threat thisguy is to him.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Two birds had contracted the HSN1 virus,
likely from a flock of wildducks that descended into the
property.
No other birds have shown orhave symptoms.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
It's only yeah, chickens and evidently a duck,
yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
They want to kill all our chickens.
Well, you know what?
That's fine, let us eat them.
You can't tell me all thembirds have.
I think they just jumped thegun and I get it.
It's like COVID Take samples.
It's like COVID Take samples.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
It's like COVID.
Yeah, some people got it.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
It's a government control, it wasn't everything,
everybody.
Government wants the control.
See, that's why people wantgovernment.
Government's good for a couplethings, and then it isn't Okay.
What the hell was this?
Now we're just looking throughsome headlines.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
There's a lot of thingshappening.
Going back to football.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yep, there's more football stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Eagles handed major blow ahead of Super Bowl.
Well, let's see what happenedto the Philadelphia Eagles.
I'm hoping win.
Not my favorite team either,but yeah, I'm pulling for them,
I don't know Kansas City's, justI don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
They got that one player.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Somebody made a good point, and I'll give Mahomes
credit on it too, though I don'twant to take anything away from
his playmaking ability Right,but most of their plays aren't
designed.
They're all broken.
It's like playing football inyour backyard, right.
Most of their plays aren'tdesigned, they're broken up
plays.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
He's either scrambling Right, but think
about it, it works.
Evidently it works.
And then what don't work?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
No, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I'm not taking away because still he has to make
something happen, but my pointis I still say if it wasn't for
the five guys on that front linethat was protecting me.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Five guys.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Burgers, yeah, burgers.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, burgers and fries.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Listen, I like five guys.
They have good burgers but thecrap of the prices went up on
them things.
I have number eight there.
I think you get like maybe acheeseburger or bacon
cheeseburger or whatever.
Someone said they went friesand a drink almost 20 bucks.
Now what, wow?
Well hey.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I go to.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Blue 42 right here in Morganton.
Yeah, I pay $12 for a burger,but it's a killer burger.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
That's just like If I'm going to get a burger, I
want a good burger.
Ruby Tuesdays has a great baconburger.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Shout out to Blue 42.
Great burgers.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Ruby Tuesdays has a great bacon burger $10.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Ruby Tuesdays has a great bacon burger Ten bucks,
where's that Ruby Tuesdays,lenore.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I think they have one in.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Morganton too, do we?
I don't know if you do or notyou might, they're pretty
popular.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Well, no, I had them in Florida, I had them up in
Mass.
I just didn't know of any rightaround this area.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Tammy and I would sneak away in Kansas when we
were out there by ourselves.
We'd sneak away at lunchtime.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
You're not in Kansas anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Oh and by the way, I meant to say some other lady.
But anyway, we would sneak offon lunch and we would go to
Chuck E Cheese Nope.
Ruby Tuesday's and we would goto Ruby Tuesday's and we would
get the two for $20.
And we'd both eat steak andshrimp or whatever.

(23:49):
Two entrees, two sides anddrinks for $20.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
No, that's not bad.
Eh, not much here.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
So, the news did you not hear the news?
Elon musk is a satanist now ohis he?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
yeah, he's everything else, I guess.
So what's one more to add tohis uh?

Speaker 4 (24:12):
he is going to be the creator of the 666 chip.
I guess that's what they'resaying, like will they ever stop
.
Like he's in control of allthat, not God, but uh anyway
they won't, they won't stop.
Nah, they're not.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Who's this?
Uh, Buckeye Chuck, I guessthat's not.
Uh, the other guy fromPennsylvania.
They get their own.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Well wait a minute, yeah, Pennsylvania, they got
their own.
Well wait a minute.
Yeah, Buckeye Chuck.
So it's.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Just one ground or several ground dogs, he said,
the clear spring is coming.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Well see, I seen on there that some other one said
that he saw his shadow.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
That's Pennsylvania.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah, well, where's this?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Ohio.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
So who do you believe ?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Well, closer to Ohio, kind of Maybe the same distance
.
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
What about these other places?
Do we have one?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
down here, like in the mountains, do we have
something?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I have a groundhog at the house.
I have an old possum that comesup on the porch and tells me
when it's time to take my trashaway.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Does he do the weather or spring?
Is he a shadow type shit?

Speaker 4 (25:23):
No, he just tells me when it's time to take trash out
.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
You sound a little nuffy.
Yeah, we're both feeling alittle something here.
I don't know what it is Alittle bit.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
What the hell is it?
It sure has been a while,hasn't?

Speaker 4 (25:39):
it.
Yes, it has.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Sound like a bunch of babbling idiots, so let's see.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hey, they still do that.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Royal Rumble, you mean WWE, is still on.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Yeah, I didn't know that either.
They have wrestling still.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I guess it's something in Charlotte here.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Even after people realized it was all fake and
rigged and all that Huh Kind oflike the NFL People still going
to watch it.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
NFL finds two Eagle players, including key weapon
Jalen Hurts, before Super Bowl.
See, it's already starting, man.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yep, and it's not going to quit until the Kansas
City Chiefs are carrying thetrophy home, because you know,
that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I won't be watching that whole thing anyways, I
probably won't either, buthere's what I hope happens.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I hope it's just like every other government sting
that they are going to go towhat's going to make the money.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Right.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
So everybody's expecting Kansas City to
three-peat.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
All right.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
You think that?
I think they're going to throwthe Super Bowl and the Eagles
will win and the payoff will beextreme to the people who went
with the Eagles and it's goingto.
I don't know.
I think they're really settingit up for that.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Well, it just seems weird.
I participated in DraftKings atone time.
Crap, I still get the damn app.
Right but it seems like eversince they were able to just go
public pretty much andadvertising on the games and
stuff, the the games seem prettyfunny and I know I'm a Patriot

(27:23):
fan, people say, well, yeah,blah, blah, blah, patriot,
whatever.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
And it's not only Kansas.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
City.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
When you're watching a football game.
It doesn't matter what gameyou're watching, the refs are
missing.
Calls like crazy no, this istrue.
Or they're adding.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Calls like crazy no, this is true or they're adding
calls like crazy.
Perfect example of the lastgame of the season with the
Patriots and Buffalo.
Buffalo didn't want to win,patriots almost couldn't win and
the refs were just doingwhatever, just let the game play
out, man Don't start callingstupid shit.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Exactly, exactly.
Just let it ride.
Here's the other thing Ifyou're in a major game and I'm a
ref and I see two guys going atit and a hand goes across the
guy's face mask that's not acall.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
They called that in the Ravens game.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
And they've done that a lot too, just grazing yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, 15 yards.
That actually turned thatballgame.
That turned that ballgame.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Why isn't it a five-yard penalty?

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Right If it was an accident.
Now, when somebody grabs theface mask and jerks, someone to
the ground that's different.
Oh, here's something else.
You got something.
It's tax time.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Hey, for all you tax dodgers out there.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Some cub drivers experienced the madhouse effect
that the Bowman Gray during theClash Heat Races.
What's that all about, Tom?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I don't know.
I haven't watched any raisins.
Raisins don't actuallyofficially start for me until
the Daytona 500.
The Super Bowl of raisins.
Why did they start that in thevery first of the year?
Hey look.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
First seniors, aren't we?
Let's see what we can get fordeals, oh, but often forget to
claim Entertainment fees.
It's going to be $60.
Oh, that's me.
Look at that I don't even go tothe damn movies.
$60 plus.
Oh well, that sucks.
You can go to a museum, thoseare always fun.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Cool, cool.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I can't even get into the national parks.
My auto insurance is cheapanyways.
Cool, cool.
Oh, I can't even get into thenational parks.
My auto insurance is cheapanyways.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Wait, go back to that , because I might need that Auto
insurance.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
They're over $45.
They're more than $45 a month.
How much?
$38.
Wow, what a pair.
We are sneezing coughing.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah, this is something bud.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
All right, this looks like spam shit.
That way of hearing aids, thatlooks boring as hell.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
That reminded me of a joke.
What's the joke?
This guy goes to the doctor.
He tells the doctor that hecan't hear, said I'm having
trouble hearing out of my rightear.
He said well, do you havehearing aids?
He said, yeah, I even wearhearing aids, so I don't

(30:35):
understand what the issue is.
He said well, let's look.
So the doctor looks in his ear.
He said ah, see the problem,you have a suppository in his
ear.
He said ah, see the problem,you have a suppository in your
ear.
He said ah, well, that's wheremy hearing aid's at.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Then when it's not working.
Huh, let's see when do we gofrom here.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Where's that cheeseburger from Five dollar
discount?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, that was that, thing, I was just on.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well, you know, I didn't go through the whole
thing.
Right, I should have got to thefood part, because that's food.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Yeah, that was funny, my son.
I tasted a little hint oforegano, a little hint of that
little girl Right.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I knew it was him and then he found it that was funny
though, that little girl Right,I knew it was him and then he
found it.
That was funny though, thatlittle kid.
You had shown me that before.
Yeah, see, I remember thatbecause you said Josh, I said it
right to you, Yep, but he isWell between my mother and his
mother.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
He got hammered and cooking and baking early.
My mom did nothing but cook ata restaurant her whole life.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
And she baked and did all kinds of stuff.
Well, she would.
Well, josh, if you're bored,let's get up and make a cake.
Josh would get up and make acake with mom.
He spent a lot of time with mymom when he was young.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Look at this.
This is telling you how you canwin the lottery all the time.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
I know how to win.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
That's why there's so many rich people running around
.
Yeah, adjustable glasses forany situation.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Well, wait a minute.
I like that idea.
Yeah, I need those.
My nose is sore from sliding myglasses up and down.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
What the hell?
Well, let's just check this out.
See what we have here.
I'll never, pay forprescription glasses again
things that freaking old peopleget excited over we can see this
seems like a lot to look into.

(32:36):
Yeah, seems like a lot.
I'm looking for the cheap food.
Oh, yeah, a lot of hearing aidstuff here we go Cheeseburgers
oh it's on coffee and beverages,steak and shake.

(32:58):
50 plus 10%, that's us.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Wendy's Gotta go to Charlotte to get it 55 plus 10%.
That's us.
Wendy's Gotta go to Charlotteto get it 55 plus, that's me.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Denny's.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Golden Corral is what ?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Variety Varies by location.
Perkins 55 plus menu, subway,old Country Buffet Do we even
have one of those around here?
I've never heard of them.
Long John's Huh, what do youknow?
Yeah, but Long John Silver saysno, I'm talking about all these

(33:35):
places 55 and over Subway,that's 60, but I don't go to
Subway.
I don't really go to Subwaythat's 60, but I don't go to.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Subway.
I don't really go to Subwayanymore either.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I like Chubby's.
I don't like a Chubby's, I like.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Chubby's restaurant.
They have a good salad too.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
They have good pizza too, actually.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
With all of it.
Yeah, chubby's is decent, shoutout, chubby's is decent, shout
out Chubby's.
You know they're not open onSaturdays.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I'm starting to hear a little commotion.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
I think the you know please don't tell me, bill and
Troy's out there.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Is that who they're yelling at?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
It might be.
Oh, it could be All right.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Let's take a pause here.
We'll go get the little dudes.
We'll be right back, we'll beright back.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
You believe those freaking idiots?
Yeah, the hell do you think heis?
He's gonna find out.

(34:55):
What the hell did he say to getyou going?
He told me to park my car inanother spot.
But your car is little, yeah,so what difference does it make
where I park it?
Well, you always kind of parkin the way Squeak.
Well, I can park where I wantto, but that's not the way it

(35:16):
goes.
They gave you that little spotby the flower bed, oh God, yeah,
where all the bugs are.
You're still complaining aboutthem.
Bugs, yeah, why?
Well, because of getting a car.
Imagine driving down the roadminding your own business.
Something's on my neck.

(35:38):
We're done, it's all over Over.
A damn bug.
Well, why don't you, about that, get some kind of repellent.
I'm going to do something aboutit.
All right, I'm going to dig upall them damn flowers.
You know you have problems withthings.
You hit squirrels.
You have a problem with bugs.
Listen, I didn't hit thesquirrel, the squirrel hit me.

(36:01):
Did it, did it, did it Really?
Oh, are you sick too, likethose other dudes?
No, oh, okay, I've never beensick, never, ever, no, except
for that one day when I got onthe dance floor.
You got on the dance floor.

(36:22):
Yeah, it was sick.
Yeah, no, no, no, that's notwhat we're talking about.
Oh, but you know what I want totalk about?
That little problem we had acouple weeks ago.
It's been a while since we'vebeen here.
Listen, I take a blue pill forthat.
We ain't going to bring it up,no, more more.

(36:42):
Don't know what I'm talkingabout?
Those three little bastardsfrom that cereal.
Oh, oh, yeah, sorry about that.
Yeah, yeah, them bastards.
Yeah, you know you were prettypissed off at the Keebler elves
also.
Well, yeah, I'm pissed.
Well, who, easy, I didn't meanto bring it up.

(37:04):
I know it's a sore spot.
Yeah, well, it's sore.
I'm telling you one thing If itgets any worse, I'm gonna have
to go see a wound specialist.
Well, don't let it bite.
Ya, well, it sure the shit does.
Three little guys I snap, Icrackle, I snap, I crackle, I

(37:24):
pop.
What the hell's up with that?
I don't know why do you needthree of them?
One can handle all that noisemaking.
They're the most redundant triosince those three tenors yeah,
well, that's exactly right, butI don't get.

(37:45):
Well, this is just really Tryingto piss me off.
It should Well like theircereal makes noise.
Who wants to hear a bunch ofdamn noise In the morning?
Not really a lot of people.
Good point, commercial guy withhis damn ear down there, I hear
it.
Boys in the morning?
No, not really a lot of people,you get a good point.
Yeah, commercial Guy with hisdamn ear down there at the bowl,

(38:05):
I hear it.
I hear it.
Well, big fucking deal, we allhear it.
It's milk here.
Oh boy, let's start a series.
We invented something, yeah,it'll be.
And don't get me started ontheir fashion sense.
What those stupid little capsthey wear.

(38:26):
Are they cereal mascots?
Or are they like part-timebarbers?
Barber, that'd be funny as hell.
Well, let me just tell you whatthey are.
What, what are they?
They're hiding the sense thatthey don't have a good barber.
All they have Well, that's abig point a good barber on them
hats, well, that's a big pointby you.
Well, yeah, they better wear ahat, because why would you want

(38:49):
their hair falling in your damncereal?
Well, nobody really wants that.
And does anybody eat that at all?
That cereal, it's kind of plain, it's like little airy things.
Right, there's no sugar, no,nothing, just.
Well, wait a minute.
They have the frosting.

(39:10):
What about the rice cakes?
What, those little RiceKrispies cakes?
Well, those are good, yeah, butthose are good.
That's not cereal, oh, it'scereal in a dessert form.
Okay, well, let's.
That's the only way RiceKrispies will taste good.
Let me get away, exactly.
But you know why else it's good, why Doesn't make any damn

(39:34):
noise?
Well, when you crunch it itdoes.
Well, yeah, snap crack, oop.
Oh, what's a oop Gulp Like Well, yeah, snap crackle, oop.
Oh, what's a oop Gulp Likeswallow?
What about those other guysthere Don't tell me you're
thinking about?
Well, you know the other onesthat you talked about, them

(39:55):
tree-hugging elves, yeah, yeah,them guys.
Well, I got one word for them.
What's that Stupid?
What?
Why?
Well, okay, you ever seen afudge stripe?
Yeah, didn't we discuss thisbefore?

(40:16):
That's what started this.
Yeah, well, the whole bottom isdone right, all chocolate.
Oh Well, the whole bottom isdone right, all chocolate.
Oh, yes, yes, but the top,let's just do a couple lines on
it.
Well, that's why it strikes.
You can get the other ones thathave fudge grams, yeah, but now

(40:37):
we gotta buy a whole new box ofgoodies.
Well then, don't buy thestrikes.
If you think they're gettingripped off, don't buy them Get
the fudge grams.
No, that means I'm doing whatthey're.
They're not going to determinewhat I eat just because I hear.
Ya, it's like they're secretlyworking for the vacuum cleaner

(41:00):
industry, making cookies thatare designed to spill everywhere
.
Sure, you open the.
That's why you get the stripesShit.
No, we know what the stripesare.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
They don't really know what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, we know what the stripes are.
You know how they put thestripes on the cookies, how Well
they chop it up with a creditcard and they line it all up.
Real neat, they snortin' it.
Well, that's what it symbolizes.
That's where the parts are gone.
Them damn treehuggers snorting,yeah, snorting fudge.
I thought you were gonna tellme it's like skid marks on your

(41:31):
underwear or something.
Well, that's what I think aboutwhen I think about fudge.
Oh, that's nasty.
That doesn't sound appetizingnow.
Okay, well, then let's go get abite.
I do like the fudgy mint onesthey have too.
Those are delicious.
Okay, well, let's go get a biteof chip.
Ahoy, where there's a chip inevery bite.
Yeah, if you eat the wholefucking cookie, one bite, yeah,

(41:52):
because you bite that thing youmight get a chip.
I think those cookies arepretty much our size.
Now there's more chocolatechips in the cookie crisp cereal
than there is in a chip-a-hoicookie.
You know, it's funny that youmention the stripe thing.

(42:13):
It's true.
It's like maybe they got boredand thought you know what, let's
just dunk half of it in fudgeand call it a day, you're right?
Well, I don't know.
I just know that they're abunch of idiots.
Yeah, laziness, I guess, but Ijust can't explain it enough.

(42:39):
If you're gonna make a cookie,throw it in.
Don't just half make a cookie.
Right, go all in, don't justhalf-ass it, right, right, you
got chocolate on one side, oh,oh, missed a little bit here,
missed a little bit there.
Oh, let's call it fudge stripes.
No, you're shitting me on thefudge.
Yeah, we deserve a fully fudgedcookie, true.

(43:02):
Well, me own the fudge.
Yeah, we deserve a fully fudgedcookie, true.
And then there's the whole issueof that stupid tree.
Yeah, what's up with thatsqueak?
Didn't you say that was a firehazard?
Yeah, because they're geniuses.
Hey, let's put a bunch of ovensin a fucking wooden tree.
There you go.
Oh boy, they're not smart atall.

(43:22):
Oh jeez man, they're not smartat all.
No, and they've got.
So wait a minute what this is,why there's all these fires
happening Because of theselittle bastards.
Yeah, and it's not even a verygood cookie Dang, yeah.
Why don't they go to no-bakecookies?
Well, we can do that, yeah, butit's not very good, no, no, not

(43:48):
at all.
We don't know what we're doing.
Well, we know what we're doing,we just can't do it very well.
Yeah, I know exactly how to doit, I just don't do it very well
.
Hey, you know what I like otherthings.
What's your worst mascot?
I know you hate the elves.

(44:09):
I know you hate the stupidthree amigos, or whatever the
hell they are.
Let me tell you the worst,which one do you hate, the most.
The worst mascot.
Let's get on your nerves.
Okay, this year it's a damn foxon the Kansas City Chiefs
sideline, that dumbass runningaround.
Ah, why does that have a fox?

(44:31):
I don't know.
That's the dumbest damn word.
Chiefs, let's have a wolf or afox, whatever that is.
That makes so damn sense.
It's like McDonald's withGrimace.
What the hell is that Grimace?
What the hell is that Grimace?
What is that?
What is he supposed to be?
I don't know.
I know what the cheese burglaris, right, I know what the

(44:55):
hamburger is.
And what's the other guy withthe striped suit on the striped
suit?
Wasn't that the guy with thestriped suit on the striped suit
?
Wasn't that the Wearing theprison stripes?
That's the Hamburglar.
Oh, yeah, and you got MerrickCheese.
Merrick Cheese was the burger.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Yeah, but what the hell isGrimace?

(45:17):
He's a big butt plug.
Have you not seen him?
Have you not seen this guy?
Have you not seen this?
He's shaped like a great bigbutt plug.
Yeah, why would they put a buttplug on there?
Well, because after you eattheir shit, you're going to have
a butt plug.
Well, that's pretty muchself-explanatory.

(45:38):
No, ben, where do you want meto go from?
Here, I can't tell what they.
They put this shit on TV, notme.
Anyways, well, I guess that'sit.
I'm out of here, pie and cranky.
I'm going to go back out hereand see if I can find this idiot

(46:01):
in the parking lot again.
Give him a piece of my mind.
Well, we'll just wait untilnext week.
We'll figure something out.
Until then, keep your cerealquiet and your cookies intact,
right Squeak, yeah, cookies.
Well, yep, bye, bye.

(46:22):
What gummies Didn't we do agummy?
Wait, we did a gummy.
No, no, no, wait a minute.
What did they do?
No, wait a minute.
Yeah, yeah, we found theirgummies.
That was funny.
It was funny.
It's still funny right now.

(46:44):
Why can't we get out of thisroom?
Well, because of the gummies.
The gummies won't let us out.
No, no, we can't figure it out.
I know there's a door handlehere somewhere.
What'd you do with it?
Well, I'm not sure.
Might have put it in aslingshot.
Why would you do that?

(47:04):
Well, it was part of the systemwhere I was inventing that you
shouldn't do that shit whilewe're doing gummies.
Well, the catapult, remember, Iwas trying to invent the
catapult, yeah, and look whathappened.
Yeah, well, what happened toTroy's car?
That was wonderful.
He wasn't too happy.

(47:25):
You heard him in the damn roomwhen we came in.
Yeah, exactly, oh, yeah, youlove that shit Late Monday.
You ever wonder why I wasn't sopissed off.
Is this stupid thing recordingus?
Still?
I hope not.
Um, we were supposed to leave.
Yeah, well, we can't get out ofthat damn room.
They locked us in.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I had thebutton turned the wrong way.

(47:52):
All right, bye, bye.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Bye oh boy, wow them too, I tell you what it's
something else.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
It's been a while too .

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Yeah, and the thing about it is, I enjoy it so much
because you don't ever know whatis going to come out.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Nope, grimace, fuck plug, grimace.
You know, I'll never see that,I'll never see that the same
again.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
That's squeak man, it's something else.
And what's he?
How can he?
Why did that go there?
Why is his mind on that?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
I have no idea, I would have never, I'd never even
seen that In his defense Pipdid ask him what his the one he
hated the most.
But we have to discuss thelittle incident Before they came
in With Troy.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
They're a little hot still.
That's been way back in thesummer.
We have to discuss the littleincident before they came in
with Troy.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Oh yeah, Troy.
Woo-hoo, they're a little hotstill.
That's been way back in thesummer.
That still hasn't boiled.
It's getting ready to boil overeven more.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yeah, well, because we're going to have Troy over
more Yep, he's going to be doingsome things for us.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Right.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
But I'm not going to look at Rice Krispies the same
again either, so no.
Or any Kiva Ralph cookie.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I probably won't even buy a Kiva Ralph cookie after
that.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Well, hey, I guess they crumble and shit anyways or
whatever.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I don't have a good vacuum cleaner anyway.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
No, no, no, but they make some good Squeaks, makes
some good points as a forest,you know.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, why would you have they got?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
ovens in trees.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, why would you have an oven in a tree?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
What an idea.
In a cave that makes sense.
Yeah, no, shut them, boys, in acave.
Let's put this in a tree andmake cookies, and we don't even
fudge them all.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
No.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Anyways, that was entertaining this time, yeah
that was kind of good Good tohear from them again like this
time.
And what is that fox thing thatdances around in the end zone
at Kansas City Games?
No, I have no idea what that is.
How does that represent?
I don't know what happened to.
What the hell was the name?
The mascot, wasn't it like?

(50:00):
Let me look that up, yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
They had a mascot.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
It was a guy in a headdress.
Chiefs introduced their firstmascot in 1963, a pinto-colored
horse named Warpaint, and therewent live animal mascots for the
NFL.
Warpaint quickly became asymbol of the franchise and
there was a guy that wrote it.
And stuff franchise and therewas a guy that wrote it.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
So they stole their idea from Denver, where Denver
rides Thunder across the field.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
No, this was a guy, though, with headdress and
everything.
It was an Indian, yeah, 1963.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
How racist can you get Written?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
by.
This is a pretty good Indianname, bob Johnson yeah well, I
don't mean to laugh people, butthat's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Who Wore an American Indian headdress inspired by the
team's logo?
The horse would gallop aroundthe field, energize the crowd
and celebrating the Chiefs'triumph.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
I'm telling you, kansas City's crooked all the
way around, all the way down totheir dam.
There he is.
Yeah, I see Fake Indians.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Wait a minute though.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Impersonating an Indian?
That would be a shame, Rob.
Well, wait a minute though.
Impersonating an Indian?
That would be a shame.
Rob Johnson looks pretty Indian.
Yeah, way up there.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Well, it's fine.
See, how do you believe shitlike that?
Because it's a picture of itright there.
He's above the stadium.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Yeah, he is Okay.
Today's picture is brought toyou by Bob Bob Johnson.
Yeah, he is Okay.
Today's picture is brought toyou by Bob Bob Johnson.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Yeah on Warpaint.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Now you get it.
No, I'm not really See.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
here's another one.
He's kind of like in the skyover the stadium.
See, there's two pictures now.
That was yeah, alright then, soit must be true.
What are we going to bringabout next week?

Speaker 4 (52:05):
I don't know.
There's still so much going on.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
There is so much going on to catch up, or I'm
sorry it won't be next week, Wow.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Right.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Tom and I got a lot going on right now, work-wise
and everything, but anyways, welike to connect with y'all, so
we're going to do this bi-weeklyseems to work right now and
that'll help us at least putsome content out and I think the
upcoming episode we will betalking about addiction.

(52:36):
I won't be the next episode, butI'm pretty sure the episode out
there yeah coming up soon a lotof you might not know, I've
lost a daughter To addictionAbout 10 years ago and anyways,
just a lot of stuff on my mind Ilike to talk about.
It's been that way for a whileand I think it'd just be best
for me to get it off, but that'sone of the topics we will be
talking about.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Anyways, tom, be sure and tune in and let's Hear some
strengths about what we learned.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Give a heads up on that when it does come out, then
we'll let you know when theplan is on that Want to make
sure that one's done right,because it means a lot to me.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
As it should.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
And let's see what else there's so much news to
talk about.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Yeah, there's so many things going on.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I do want to add this time all of the platforms Were
on pretty much.
You can listen To us on ourofficial website.
That's mtalpodcom.
That's our official website.
Go check it out.
You can listen to our podcast.
You can actually leave avoicemail there.
There's a little microphone onthe bottom right.
Click on that.
Don't know who you are?

(53:43):
Doesn't have't know who you are.
Doesn't have to say who you are.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
You don't have to say your name, just tell us how you
feel about the podcast We'dlike to know where you're from.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Doesn't have to be a precise location A state would
be fine.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
If you're pretty iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
We're on that platform right.
Amazon Music Podcast, addictPlayer FM Spotify Again, our
website.
That's kind of important.
We do want to push that becausewe're going to add some stuff
to that coming up this year.
Anything else you want to addto that part of it, tom?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
This year's a new year, new year.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
We strive to get better at this.
Again, it's fun for us.
This is just an outlet for us.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
This is just an outlet for us, pretty much thank
you for the people who havelistened yeah, we do appreciate
you all the time and we've gotpeople who listen every single
week and we do appreciate thatsome of the weirdest places for
some reason, but anyways wedon't even know people in these
places, but that's what we'reshooting for is to reach people
we don't know let us know, know,let us know what you'd like to

(54:43):
hear.
All you people who know us,know we're strange.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
We do fly by the seat of our pants, but if there is
topics that we're interested in,we do like to discuss it.
If we're wrong on something,correct us too, no doubt.
Anyways, tom, it's been great,it has been fun, it's been good
getting back on here.
It feels good Getting backtogether and doing this thing,
but we both kind of had somecrud going on in our chest and

(55:08):
head and everybody else Soundeda little, sick Sounded a little
different, so we might sound alittle bit funny today.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
But anyway, we do appreciate it for everybody
listening and, as always, wethank God for the gift of Gab
Yep.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
And until next time.
Everyone take care, and Godbless.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Well, that's it for another wildly uplifting episode
of MT Alternative, where wetake the hard-hitting topics,
throw in some questionable jokesand hope you walk away a little
more informed or at leastmildly entertained.
As always, our esteemed hostsMike and Tom have graced us with

(55:50):
their deep insights, theirunparalleled wit and their
ability to turn even theheaviest subjects into well.
Whatever this was, if yousomehow enjoyed this, you can
follow us wherever you get yourpodcasts, because clearly you
enjoy making bold life choices.
And if you didn't, well, you'restill here.

(56:12):
So joke's on you.
Join us next time when Mike andTom will be back to tackle yet
another topic that'll eithermake you think or just shake
your head in disbelief.
Until then, be safe, beskeptical and remember reality
is just a poorly written sitcom.

(56:33):
Good night you.