January 19, 2025 • 28 mins
From the quirks of Florida to the peelable joy of Twizzlers, we have a blast comparing everything to the one and only Jennifer Lopez. Ever thought about Colleen Hoover as the JLO of romance authors or debated Tyler Perry's influence on societal stereotypes? We tackle these topics with humor and insight, throwing in some spicy takes on the Jenner clan, Hilary Duff, and Blake Lively. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, nostalgia, and sharp social commentary that promises a unique perspective on pop culture and beyond.
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Daijné (00:00):
Is this thing on?
Hello, hello, uh-oh, anotheryapper with a mic.
Hello everyone.
Welcome back to the NapkinInbetween Podcast.
I am your host, Daijné Jones,and girl, I debated whether or
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not I was going to tell y'allthis, but I have to tell y'all
this.
So 30 seconds ago I was readyto crash the fuck out.
So I feel like I'm still gettingused to podcasting and
everything like that.
So I always get like reallynervous before I start filming
episodes.
So I always take like a littleshot before I start filming.
Mom, if you're watching, I knowyou're watching because you're
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my biggest fan and I love you somuch.
For that, I'm fine, okay.
Every time I tell my mom like,oh, I'm gonna go drink, I'm
gonna go out with friends, she'slike thinks I'm gonna get
addicted or some shit.
Like I'm fine, I'm not gonnaget addicted, we're good, we're
chilling, it's something totake the edge off.
So I I do all my whole setup.
I set up my lights, I set up mycamera, whatever, and I go to
set up my mic and the sound andeverything.
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And so when I set up the sound,I wear these headphones to make
sure it sounds good, becauseI'm supposed to wear the
headphones while I'm recording,but I don't like the way they
look on me.
I look stupid, I look like abug, so I don't like wearing the
headphones.
So I just wear the headphonesfrom the in the very beginning,
check the sound, make sure itsounds good, and then I take
them off.
I put on the headphones to makesure the sound is good and I
can't hear anything.
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And I'm tweaking out becauseI'm like what the fuck's going
on?
Like I can see on the, thesound machine, it's called a
focus rite, I don't think thatthat's like the actual name for
it, but on the thing it saysfocus rite, so I call it the
focus rite.
I can see that the sound isgoing because it's lighting up,
but I can't hear anything in theheadphones.
So I'm like what the fuck isgoing on.
This thing pops up to make likean account through focus rite,
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and I'm like, okay, maybe that'sthe issue because I've never
made an account, so I go to makean account.
Headphones are still notworking.
I restart my computer likethree or four times.
I unplug, you know, the usb, Iplug it back.
Sounds like I still can't hearanything through the fucking
headphones and, mind you, I'm onthe verge of fucking tears
Because one thing about me I'm acry.
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Okay, I am a huge crier.
If I'm happy, I'm gonna cry.
If I'm sad, I'm gonna cry.
If I'm frustrated, I'm gonnacry.
Which, being a frustrated crier, is genuinely the most
frustrating thing, becauseyou're mad at somebody right,
and you're like crying andthey're like, oh my god, she's
so sad like no bitch.
I just remember that murder isillegal.
That's why I'm crying right now.
So I'm on the verge of fuckingtears and I'm like you know what
(02:32):
?
I'm gonna text my friend, Sam.
Sam is actually a fucking angel.
Like, if you guys don't knowwho Sam is, she helped me
produce my diss track.
Um, her music is the intro andthe outro music.
Like she's an amazing artist.
Y'all need to go check her out.
Y'all sleeping on Sam, but Itext her and I'm like, hey, Sam,
like I'm so sorry to bother you, because anytime I have issues
with the sound and I can'tfigure it out, I text Sam, but
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I'm like I want to figure thisout myself, like I don't want to
be a bother to her, but I'mlike I've been trying with this
for 30 minutes.
At this point, like I I have totext Sam.
So I text Sam and I'm like hey,Sam, you know I'm struggling
with this sound like I don'tknow what the issue is.
I can't hear anything in myheadphones.
I can see that it's working,but I can't hear anything like
any, any suggestions.
And she's like go into Spotify,play music and see if if it's
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working, like see if you havesound.
So I do that and I can seeagain that it's like lighting up
.
The sound thing is lighting up,but I can't hear anything in
the headphones.
So I text that to her and I'mlike I can see that it's working
because it's lighting up, but Istill can't hear anything in my
headphones.
The way that I worded it, I waslike I don't know if that makes
sense, because half the timewhen I'm talking about the sound
of everything, I don't knowwhat the fuck I'm talking about.
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This is only my third day outhere like I don't know what the
fuck I'm doing.
So I send her a video and I'mlike you know, this is what I
mean.
Like you can see it's lightingup and the sound, but I still
can't hear anything in myheadphones and she's oh, she
texts me back and she's likeyour headphones are plugged into
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the wrong port, right right soI unplu the headphones, I
plugged them into where they'resupposed to be plugged in and
all of a sudden we have fuckingsound I can hear through the
headphones.
So I'm like, okay, soundsworking now.
Like I literally had tears in myfucking eyes and I'm just like
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I cannot cry right now.
My makeup looks so fucking goodLike I cannot ruin this makeup.
I outdid myself with the makeuptoday.
So I'm like girl, like get ittogether.
But I'm on the verge of fuckingtears and I'm like let me just
text Sam and, of course, asalways, Sam saves the day.
So the only reason I'm able tofilm this podcast episode right
now is because Sam saved the day.
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So everyone say thank you, Samin the comments, because that's
why y'all are getting thispodcast episode today, because I
literally was about to crashthe fuck out, throw all the shit
in the fucking garbage andnever record a podcast episode
again.
But now that we're here and thesound is working, what we gonna
talk about today.
So I posted a video the otherday and I said that Ice Spice is
the JLO of rap and it started alittle Conversation of people
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being like they think thisperson is the JLO of this part
of the industry or this thing,whatever.
So I posted a video and I toldyou guys to comment who you feel
like is the JLO of certainthings, so that we can talk
about them.
Now, before we get into it, Ifeel like we need to define what
it means to be the JLO ofsomething.
So the first one in order to bethe JLO of something, you've
done something problematic togain your platform.
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So for JLO, we'll use her asthe example.
She stole the vocals fromartists, did not give them
credit, allegedly, and used themon her songs, and that's how
she's gained this platform.
The second definition is youhave talent somewhere.
Right, you have a little talent, but instead of focusing on
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that specific talent, you try tobe like this triple threat.
So, for example, for JLO, Ifeel like she's not the worst
actress, right, like I feel likeif she would have honed in on
that, she could have reallybuilt a career just being an
actress, but unfortunately, shegot a little too much dip on her
chip and she wanted to be thislike triple threat.
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So she wanted to act, shewanted to sing, she wanted to
dance, she wanted to do it all,but the vocals are just not
there.
Hence the reason she stole thevocals from other people, right?
So instead of focusing on youknow just that one thing acting,
and honestly, she could havejust focused on dancing as well.
I don't think that she's a baddancer either, but again, she
wanted to be this like triplethreat and got too much dip on
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her chip and wanted to do it all.
Some people can't do it all,and that's fine.
Not everyone has to be a triplethreat.
If everyone is a triple threat,then there are no triple
threats.
You know what I mean mean.
So, just focus on the thingthat could really get you to
where you want to be.
But she didn't do that anyway.
Those are the two definitionsthat we are working with when we
say that someone is the JLO ofsomething.
So let's look at the commentsand see who some of y'all have
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said is the JLO of specificthings.
We have a comment from TanyaMingo.
She says meta is the JLO ofsocial media platforms.
Well, yes, abso-fucking-lutely,, I feel like this is the most
accurate.
Like y'all really understoodthe assignment when I said tell
me who is the JLO of things.
Meta is absolutely the JLO ofsocial media platforms.
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Meta wants to be that girl sofucking bad.
And let me hold your hand witha napkin in between when I say
this you are not that girl, youhave never been that girl and
you will never be that girl.
This is the exact reason whythey're trying to ban TikTok
right now because they want thespotlight so fucking bad.
They want the spotlight sofucking bad.
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Meta, which is like Instagram,facebook threads, whatsapp,
things like that.
They wanna compete with TikTokand they just can't.
And it's like you can't competewhere you don't compare, and
meta will never compare totiktok.
The algorithm of tiktok, theway that they have set up their
platform, like it is justunprecedented and since they
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can't copy it, they want thatshit gone.
A fucking SAP little MarkZuckafuck or whatever his name
is.
He wants to be that girl so bad.
And it's like please take yourjerry curl and leave us the fuck
alone.
Let us, let us live like.
We just wanted to make oursilly little videos.
And because we're not makingour videos on your app, you have
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a problem.
It just never gave that.
It was gonna be you.
And it's like, even if they aresuccessful and getting tiktok
banned.
Most of the content on likeInstagram reels and shit is just
recycled TikToks.
Like I hate for a bitch to sendme a reel and it's something
that was funny and we werekiki-ing about on TikTok two
months prior.
Like girl, please, this isn'tfunny, no more.
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We already laughed about this.
We've already said all ourjokes about it.
We've moved on.
Now we're like four or fivejokes in the future.
Like let me know when you getthere, but actually don't let me
know when you get there because, bitch, it's old news at this
point.
And also like the people oninstagram reels are fucking
insane.
Like the comments on instagramreels the comments on tiktok
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like, depending on what you doand say, sometimes the comments
will eat you the fuck up, right,but people on TikTok have a
little decorum.
Like if they most of the time,if they don't agree with
something on TikTok and it'sjust like I don't agree with it
people will just keep scrollingOn Instagram Reels.
They have no fucking decorum.
They are not fucking demure.
It is like a toxic wasteland onTwitter and Instagram.
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It's just crazy over there andthey're working so hard to get
my good sis banned and it's justlike girl, you still not gonna
be that girl, even if you do getmy girl kicked out of the club
like you're still not getting inthe club.
Let's be for real.
So I feel like meta isabsolutely the jail of social
media platforms because shewants to be that triple threat
girl.
So bad and You're just not.
Let's see another one.
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Cody J says Florida is a JLO ofstates, although Oklahoma is
close.
So I don't know much aboutOklahoma, so I don't I can't,
make an opinion on whether ornot it is a close second.
Funny story, though throwbackThird grade Daijné was obsessed
with Oklahoma.
Do not ask me why, because I'venever been.
I just feel like Oklahoma.
I had this dream when I was inthird grade I wanted to move
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there.
I wanted to get a farm and justlive in Oklahoma.
I wanted to live specificallyin Oklahoma City because it was
the capital growing up.
Now obviously I do not want tostep foot in fucking Oklahoma,
but I don't know much about it,so I don't know if it's a close
second.
But I definitely agree thatflorida is the JLO of states
Because it kind of exploits thefact that it has beaches to be
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like, oh, like we're this greatstate like, come visit Florida,
we have the beach, whatever.
Whatever, Florida is not a realfucking place.
It is spooky, scary in fuckingFlorida.
If you have ever set foot inFlorida, like it is some weird
fucking people in Florida.
Actually, if you Google, youcan Google man arrested and your
birthday and it'll show somecrazy shit about someone in
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Florida.
Actually, let's do it right now.
Oh, the very first one Floridaman pleads guilty to attempting
to meet minor for sexualactivity.
Florida man arrested forbreaking into a house taking nap
and making coffee.
Like okay, goldilocks, what thefuck Like, get out them people
house.
Florida man hurls oreos packageat wife, chokes her after
arguing over empty coffee maker.
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Like what be going on inFlorida?
So yeah, I absolutely agreethat Florida is the JLO of
states.
I feel like people are inclinedto go there because of the
beaches but, like, if you takethe beaches out of Florida,
she's really not that girl justbored1237, three, seven says
Colleen Hoover is definitely theJLo of romance authors.
ate, you fucking ate.
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And here's the thing I am avictim of Colleen fucking Hoover
.
I've read it ends with us andit starts with us or it begins
with us.
I can't remember the title uglylove, some other ones, I can't
remember the titles.
At this point I feel like innot even just like authors but
like movies and the writers oftv shows, some of their weird
inner thoughts be coming out intheir work.
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So, for example, with ColleenHoover in her book Ugly Love,
two of the characters in thebook have a baby and they're
like, oh, we were looking at ourson's penis and it's so big.
We're laughing at our son'spenis, something along those
lines, and I'm like that's achild, like that's a newborn
child.
Why are you writing aboutlooking at his penis and how big
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it is?
And you are laughing at hispenis and it's like girl, what
type of shit do you be on?
Jenny bean says twizzler is theJLO of licorice and honestly,
when I first thought about it Iwas like well, no, but when I
really think about it, she mightbe on to something.
Side note did you and yourcousins growing up beat each
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other with twizzlers?
Or were y'all normal?
Because I can't remembergrowing up, me and my cousins
would physically beat each otherwith twizzlers.
For what, what reason, I don'tknow.
Bitch, we were just fuckingbored.
But we would have like weltsyou could see like the Twizzler
outline on our bodies because wewere hitting each other so hard
with these fucking Twizzlers.
Anyway, I feel like withTwizzlers the best Twizzler is
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the pull and peel.
The other forms of Twizzler notthat fucking girl, the pull and
peel, though ate.
She ate that one little thing,but again she got too much dip
on her chip and she wanted tobranch out and do all this other
shit.
Even I feel like the originaltwizzler not as good as the pull
and peel.
They really should haveexpanded more on the pull and
peel.
Jenny bean also says that redvines is better than twizzler
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brand.
I've never tried red vine so Idon't really know.
I can definitely see twizzlerbeing the JLO of licorice if
we're talking about the pool andpeel part, because those are
the only good ones.
Naughty Broad says Tyler Perryis the JLO of screenplays and
film writing and directing andall things that go along with it
.
Ate that right, the fuck up.
I feel like Tyler Perry reallyhas built this huge career off
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of these negative blackstereotypes.
When I was young I didn'treally peep it Like I would
watch all of Tyler Perry'severything because my grandma
would watch it, my family wouldwatch it.
We like that's just our thing,that we did.
But honestly, like, if youreally look at it, like looking
at it now as a grown adult whohas, like, gained consciousness,
he really does, really doespush like all these crazy
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negative stereotypes likestruggle, love and like abuse
and all this shit, like, can wesee black people be happy for a
second?
I feel like there's so muchlimited media of black people
just being happy and just beingchill and just like living their
lives like black luxury, likethings like that.
It's really limited.
If we really look at media andeverything and how black people
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are portrayed, there's not a lotof that and that don't sit
right with me.
There's other things that blackpeople can relate to.
There's other things that blackpeople want to see like, can we
just be happy for a second?
Can we just live?
Like can we fucking live?
And then he has all these badfucking wigs.
If you really look at thestorylines of most of his plays
and and movies, he didn't eat.
He didn't eat at all, and it'sit's kind of a lot of the time
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it's the same story over andover.
Like okay, we get it, wefucking get it.
Can we get something elseplease.
So yeah, I absolutely agree.
I I think that he used thisproblematic stereotype of black
people and built this career offof it.
Salem Witch Trials 18, said myex is the JLO of Boyfriends.
Did we date the same person?
Because actually that was my ex.
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Gotta get into Lindsay Liottabecause she said Hilary Duff is
the JLO of Disney Channel.
Not too much on my girl, Hilary.
Like not too fucking much.
I can kind of see the vision ofHilary Duff being the JLO of
Disney.
But I'd like to submit DebbieRyan.
I feel like the acting fromDebbie Ryan she's not taking it
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like that.
Like what was, what was that?
What was that for the audiolisteners you can't see, but
like the little hair tuck thingthat she did with a little that
damn smirk like girl, what arewe doing?
Like that was weird, that wasweird.
Shanti nikki says that Kourtneyis the JLO of the Kardashians.
I'm gonna have to stop youright there because I feel like
if you go back to their originalshow keeping up with the
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Kardashians, Kourtney wascarrying that shit on her
fucking back.
Her relationship with Scott waswhat was highlighted through
all of those seasons because itwas so toxic and crazy.
It was up and down.
Scott was putting that girlthrough shit and she said you
know what?
I'm gonna stick beside him.
She really carried the show inthe earlier seasons, I would say
.
If we look at present day, Ican see the vision with Kourtney
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being the JLO of theKardashians.
But I'd like to submit Kylie.
I think Kylie is the JLO of thekardashians because she built
her platform off of so muchproblematic shit the lips, right
.
That was like the start ofKylie, in my opinion, with the
lip kits and shit like that.
That bitch had fucking filler.
She was overlining the shit outof her lips and she's trying to
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pretend like this is just mynatural lips and you, if you use
my lip kits, you can get likelips to look like this too.
Be so fucking for real.
That is filler, that is filler.
But she refused to admit thatshe had filler for so long she
was pushing out theseunrealistic beauty standards,
specifically with her lips and Ithink, with her body a little
bit too.
But we'll focus on the lips,because I think that's where it
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all started, of trying to makethese girls selling them this
story that like, if you use mylip kits, your lips can look
like this too.
Also, King Kylie was the king ofappropriation bitch.
I can remember this one timewhere she had dreads she had
worn dreads somewhere and peoplewere calling her like edgy and
and pushing the boundaries allthese like positive shit that
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she got from wearing dreads.
A little bit after that,Zendaya wore dreads on a red
carpet and this TV host I don'teven remember her name because
if anyone was successfullycanceled it was this TV host she
was saying that Zendaya lookedlike she smelled like patchouli
oil and weed or some shit.
And it's like Zendaya the blackwoman is wearing dreads and
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y'all are shaming her for it.
But Kylie the white woman canwear dreads and she's called
edgy and changing the game andall this good shit like be for
real, be fucking for real.
So I think if we're saying anyKardashian or I guess I guess
technically Kylie isn't aKardashian.
Her last name is is Jenner, butI'm just I'm putting them all
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together the Kardashian-Jennerclan.
I think if we're giving thattitle to anyone in that clan,
it's got to be Kylie.
She really built thisbillionaire status off of just
appropriation and selling theseunrealistic beauty standards,
and I think Kim is a closesecond.
Someone asked what country isthe JLO of the world?
The US.
That's easy, like it has to bethe US.
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The United States has builtthis image of being one of the
greatest countries in the world,but number one.
Your country was built andfounded on racism, so that's
fucking crazy.
We have a lot of shit wrong.
We just hide it really well.
Like we talked about last week,the 13th amendment and slavery.
You know, racism is runningrampant in this country,
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misogyny is running rampant inthis country and with the
re-election of Donald Trump, Ifeel like it's going to get
really, really bad.
It's going to get a lot worse.
I'm scared.
I am.
It is getting spooky out here.
Asia and a few other people saidthat Blake Lively is the JLO of
acting ab.
So fucking lutely, Blake Livelyis a terrible fucking actress
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because I said this before in anepisode she's so out of touch
with reality that she cannotshow the complexities of some of
these characters that I feellike she has played.
I think the only thing thatI've seen Blake Lively in where
I was like okay, she's eatingthis role is Serena in Gossip
Girl.
Like that's the only role Ifeel like she ate.
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And I feel like she ate thatbecause she's a nepo baby and so
playing Serena, who is thiswealthy teenage young adult from
the Upper East Side, and thenshe tried to branch out to show
that she had range and diversityand it's like, girl, you don't.
You don't Like, if there's arole where you can be this
preppy, wealthy girl or woman,play them roles, but anything
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else you really take away fromthe story because you seem so
disconnected from the characterthat you're trying to play.
We saw that again a lot with itEnds With Us and she's trying
to play this complex character.
Who's dealing with, you know,trauma from being raised in a
household with domestic violenceand then now in this domestic
violence situation and she'slike laughing the whole time
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like I.
I re-watched the movie theother day and in some scenes
where it's like really seriousand she should be like
portraying that it's serious,she's like laughing like spoiler
alert in the end when she'slike coming to the realization
that she has to divorce herhusband because he's abusive and
they're in the hospital bed andshe's just like I want a
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divorce.
Like girl, why are you smiling?
She's like if your daughtercame to you and said my husband
pushed me down the stairs, whatwould you do?
I'm like, girl, what, what isall this cheeky smile for?
Like this is a seriousconversation.
That's what I envisioned when Iwas reading the book.
Like this, like more tearful orserious conversation, and she's
just all smiles and all laughsand I'm just like you're not
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giving what it needs to givebecause you can't connect with
it.
And, unfortunately, because shecomes from this wealthy family,
I think that her dad is like adirector or something.
Her father is an actor and anacting coach.
I feel like, because he was inthe industry, she got things and
she said that too.
I saw an interview of hers whenshe was talking about like her
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being in high school and she'slike, oh, my parents bought me
into like theater and and thechoir and things like that.
But I just feel like she shouldhave definitely stuck to like
the preppy wealthy roles, butshe wanted to show that she, you
know she had range, ie thistriple threat and, girl, you're
just not that.
Raelynn Dance said that Dasaniis the JLO of water.
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Absolutely, Dasani is ass.
Like, honestly, who the fuck iskeeping Dasani in business?
Dasani, whenever I feel likeI've drank Dasani, it makes me
thirstier, like it doesn'tquench my fucking thirst.
It feels like whenever I'mdrinking Dasani, it feels like
I'm drinking the liqueficationof the Sahara desert.
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It actually makes me angry.
Fuck, if someone, if I say tosomeone, oh my god, I'm really,
really thirsty and they try tohand me a Dasani fucking water,
I might catch a case, because,bitch, this is not quenching
anybody's fucking thirst.
Who point yourself out?
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Who was drinking Dasani water?
There's so many better watersPoland Springs is right there,
fiji water is right there,nestle is right there.
There's so many better choicesthat you could have than Dasani
water.
If you're drinking Dasani water, I genuinely need you to go
back through your life traumaand figure out what brought you
here, because you need to unpackthat.
Maya ate.
Maya said Jill Stein is the JLOof politics.
(22:58):
Well, yes, well, yes.
That lady tricks y'all everyfour years into thinking that
you should vote for her, andthen she goes back into hiding
until the next election cyclecomes out, and then she comes
back and I don't understand howso many of you bitches fall for
this shit every four fuckingyears, but it's getting out of
hand.
Why is she so good at trickingyou bitches?
Now, this is a conspiracy theory.
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This is just my opinion.
This is all alleged, but Ithink Jill Stein is a plant to
divide the Democratic Party.
You have to use your fuckingbrain, you know what I mean?
Like jill stein had no chanceof winning this past
presidential election.
The green party isn't even onthe ballot in all 50 states, and
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I said this in a in a tiktokand I will say it forever, like
I'm going to stand on it.
If you voted third party or youdecided not to vote or you voted
for trump, you had a hand inkamala harris losing.
And if you used your platformto encourage people to vote
third party or to encouragepeople not to vote at all, you
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have a hand.
You are responsible for trumpwinning that election because,
at the end of the day, theconservatives and the Trump
supporters are always going tovote for Trump.
They're always going to vote.
Their vote is locked the fuckin.
So if you split the vote on theleft, it's partially your fault
.
You got played and that ladyplayed you and then she went
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back into hiding.
Jill Stein has not posted forreal about anything since
November 14th, since nine daysafter the election broad back
ends of her coal, she.
And then she'll come back outthe next election cycle if she's
still around and she will dothe same thing.
She will play in y'all's faceand y'all will fall for it.
Every time, I think for thosewho voted for trump or decided
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not to vote or whatever, votedthird party, unfortunately,
y'all have been finding votedthird party.
Unfortunately, y'all have beenfinding out.
Y'all fucked around and y'allhave been finding out.
Y'all will continue to find out.
My only thing is like I didn'tfuck around, but unfortunately I
still have to find out.
I hate you bitches for that.
Cocoalore28 says that Kendall isthe JLO of modeling.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
She's built her platform off ofjust her family and it's so
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funny to me she used to say inher like earlier years when she
was applying for jobs orwhatever, she wouldn't put her
last name, she would just putkendall to kind of separate
herself from her family.
And it's like girl the second,they see your face, they fucking
know.
Like be so fucking for real.
She tried to use that as a wayto be like look, I didn't, I
didn't build my career off of myfamily.
Like I, I worked for this andit's like okay, girl, JB said I
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want to say a certain person isa JLO of a certain type of music
, but I don't want a bunch of 13to 40 year olds in sparkly
outfits coming for me.
Enough fucking said.
And JB did not tell one fuckinglie.
And since JB doesn't want tosay it, y'all can come for me.
I don't give a fuck, I justboost my engagement.
Taylor Swift is the JLO of whatis she like?
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A pop artist at this point,she's the fucking JLO of
whatever category she's in.
I unfortunately think thatpeople, specifically white women
, like to boost white mediocrity, and I think that's definitely
what we see with Taylor Swift.
I think she is extremelymediocre.
I think she is a good writer.
I think that's definitely whatwe see with Taylor Swift.
I think she is extremelymediocre.
I think she is a good writer.
I think, unfortunately, shekind of does write about the
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same thing over and over, but Imean her lyrics eat sometimes.
I guess I've never reallyunderstood the hype, though.
So, yes, jb didn't lie TaylorSwift, unfortunately I don't see
her as that girl, but if y'alllike it, I love it.
I guess Hollywood theEntertainer said Tesla is the
JLO of trucks.
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Abso-fucking-lutely.
I could be having the best dayin the world and I'm walking
down the street.
Everything has been goingperfect that day.
It is amazing the second I seea fucking Cybertruck.
I want to get physicallyfucking violent.
What is the point of a fuckingCybertruck Like I?
They piss me off so badCybertrucks are not.
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That girl have never been.
That girl Will never be thatgirl.
I didn't see any comments ofanyone saying who is the JLO of
fast food.
Um, it's definitely Arby's,though I think the curly fries
are the only thing keeping themin business.
There are some honorablementions here that I feel like I
don't know enough about toreally comment on, but I'll just
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say them, and if y'all want tocomment on them you can in the
comments.
Honey Business says that BSimone is the JLO of comedy.
Patrick Vega says Rachel Ray isthe JLO of TV chefs.
One of the most liked commentswas from WC Taz.
He says that Hulk Hogan is theJLO of pro wrestling.
Robin is the JLO of RHOP.
Celery Salt is the JLO ofseasonings.
I don't even know what the fuckCelery Salt is.
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They said who was going to thegrocery store for this.
I agree, I don't even know whatCelery Salt is.
Someone said Family Guy is theJLO of cartoon comedy.
There's so many more good ones,but I feel like if I keep
reading comments, this episodewill never end, and so we have
to just wrap up the episode atsome point.
Thank you to everyone who lefta comment.
Um, you guys ate that.
You guys did so good.
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There were so many good ones.
I would wish I could read themall, but we would be here for
hours.
Let me know if you guys enjoyedthis.
We can maybe do a part two inthe future.
Thank you all for tuning in andI will see you in the next
episode.
Peace and love.
Talk to you later.
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Daijné Jones, post-production byDaijné Jones, music by Sam
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Welcome back to the NapkinInbetween Podcast.
I am your host, Daijné Jones,and girl, I debated whether or
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not I was going to tell y'allthis, but I have to tell y'all
this.
So 30 seconds ago I was readyto crash the fuck out.
So I feel like I'm still gettingused to podcasting and
everything like that.
So I always get like reallynervous before I start filming
episodes.
So I always take like a littleshot before I start filming.
Mom, if you're watching, I knowyou're watching because you're
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my biggest fan and I love you somuch.
For that, I'm fine, okay.
Every time I tell my mom like,oh, I'm gonna go drink, I'm
gonna go out with friends, she'slike thinks I'm gonna get
addicted or some shit.
Like I'm fine, I'm not gonnaget addicted, we're good, we're
chilling, it's something totake the edge off.
So I I do all my whole setup.
I set up my lights, I set up mycamera, whatever, and I go to
set up my mic and the sound andeverything.
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And so when I set up the sound,I wear these headphones to make
sure it sounds good, becauseI'm supposed to wear the
headphones while I'm recording,but I don't like the way they
look on me.
I look stupid, I look like abug, so I don't like wearing the
headphones.
So I just wear the headphonesfrom the in the very beginning,
check the sound, make sure itsounds good, and then I take
them off.
I put on the headphones to makesure the sound is good and I
can't hear anything.
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And I'm tweaking out becauseI'm like what the fuck's going
on?
Like I can see on the, thesound machine, it's called a
focus rite, I don't think thatthat's like the actual name for
it, but on the thing it saysfocus rite, so I call it the
focus rite.
I can see that the sound isgoing because it's lighting up,
but I can't hear anything in theheadphones.
So I'm like what the fuck isgoing on.
This thing pops up to make likean account through focus rite,
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and I'm like, okay, maybe that'sthe issue because I've never
made an account, so I go to makean account.
Headphones are still notworking.
I restart my computer likethree or four times.
I unplug, you know, the usb, Iplug it back.
Sounds like I still can't hearanything through the fucking
headphones and, mind you, I'm onthe verge of fucking tears
Because one thing about me I'm acry.
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Okay, I am a huge crier.
If I'm happy, I'm gonna cry.
If I'm sad, I'm gonna cry.
If I'm frustrated, I'm gonnacry.
Which, being a frustrated crier, is genuinely the most
frustrating thing, becauseyou're mad at somebody right,
and you're like crying andthey're like, oh my god, she's
so sad like no bitch.
I just remember that murder isillegal.
That's why I'm crying right now.
So I'm on the verge of fuckingtears and I'm like you know what
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?
I'm gonna text my friend, Sam.
Sam is actually a fucking angel.
Like, if you guys don't knowwho Sam is, she helped me
produce my diss track.
Um, her music is the intro andthe outro music.
Like she's an amazing artist.
Y'all need to go check her out.
Y'all sleeping on Sam, but Itext her and I'm like, hey, Sam,
like I'm so sorry to bother you, because anytime I have issues
with the sound and I can'tfigure it out, I text Sam, but
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I'm like I want to figure thisout myself, like I don't want to
be a bother to her, but I'mlike I've been trying with this
for 30 minutes.
At this point, like I I have totext Sam.
So I text Sam and I'm like hey,Sam, you know I'm struggling
with this sound like I don'tknow what the issue is.
I can't hear anything in myheadphones.
I can see that it's working,but I can't hear anything like
any, any suggestions.
And she's like go into Spotify,play music and see if if it's
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working, like see if you havesound.
So I do that and I can seeagain that it's like lighting up
.
The sound thing is lighting up,but I can't hear anything in
the headphones.
So I text that to her and I'mlike I can see that it's working
because it's lighting up, but Istill can't hear anything in my
headphones.
The way that I worded it, I waslike I don't know if that makes
sense, because half the timewhen I'm talking about the sound
of everything, I don't knowwhat the fuck I'm talking about.
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This is only my third day outhere like I don't know what the
fuck I'm doing.
So I send her a video and I'mlike you know, this is what I
mean.
Like you can see it's lightingup and the sound, but I still
can't hear anything in myheadphones and she's oh, she
texts me back and she's likeyour headphones are plugged into
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the wrong port, right right soI unplu the headphones, I
plugged them into where they'resupposed to be plugged in and
all of a sudden we have fuckingsound I can hear through the
headphones.
So I'm like, okay, soundsworking now.
Like I literally had tears in myfucking eyes and I'm just like
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I cannot cry right now.
My makeup looks so fucking goodLike I cannot ruin this makeup.
I outdid myself with the makeuptoday.
So I'm like girl, like get ittogether.
But I'm on the verge of fuckingtears and I'm like let me just
text Sam and, of course, asalways, Sam saves the day.
So the only reason I'm able tofilm this podcast episode right
now is because Sam saved the day.
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So everyone say thank you, Samin the comments, because that's
why y'all are getting thispodcast episode today, because I
literally was about to crashthe fuck out, throw all the shit
in the fucking garbage andnever record a podcast episode
again.
But now that we're here and thesound is working, what we gonna
talk about today.
So I posted a video the otherday and I said that Ice Spice is
the JLO of rap and it started alittle Conversation of people
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being like they think thisperson is the JLO of this part
of the industry or this thing,whatever.
So I posted a video and I toldyou guys to comment who you feel
like is the JLO of certainthings, so that we can talk
about them.
Now, before we get into it, Ifeel like we need to define what
it means to be the JLO ofsomething.
So the first one in order to bethe JLO of something, you've
done something problematic togain your platform.
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So for JLO, we'll use her asthe example.
She stole the vocals fromartists, did not give them
credit, allegedly, and used themon her songs, and that's how
she's gained this platform.
The second definition is youhave talent somewhere.
Right, you have a little talent, but instead of focusing on
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that specific talent, you try tobe like this triple threat.
So, for example, for JLO, Ifeel like she's not the worst
actress, right, like I feel likeif she would have honed in on
that, she could have reallybuilt a career just being an
actress, but unfortunately, shegot a little too much dip on her
chip and she wanted to be thislike triple threat.
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So she wanted to act, shewanted to sing, she wanted to
dance, she wanted to do it all,but the vocals are just not
there.
Hence the reason she stole thevocals from other people, right?
So instead of focusing on youknow just that one thing acting,
and honestly, she could havejust focused on dancing as well.
I don't think that she's a baddancer either, but again, she
wanted to be this like triplethreat and got too much dip on
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her chip and wanted to do it all.
Some people can't do it all,and that's fine.
Not everyone has to be a triplethreat.
If everyone is a triple threat,then there are no triple
threats.
You know what I mean mean.
So, just focus on the thingthat could really get you to
where you want to be.
But she didn't do that anyway.
Those are the two definitionsthat we are working with when we
say that someone is the JLO ofsomething.
So let's look at the commentsand see who some of y'all have
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said is the JLO of specificthings.
We have a comment from TanyaMingo.
She says meta is the JLO ofsocial media platforms.
Well, yes, abso-fucking-lutely,, I feel like this is the most
accurate.
Like y'all really understoodthe assignment when I said tell
me who is the JLO of things.
Meta is absolutely the JLO ofsocial media platforms.
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Meta wants to be that girl sofucking bad.
And let me hold your hand witha napkin in between when I say
this you are not that girl, youhave never been that girl and
you will never be that girl.
This is the exact reason whythey're trying to ban TikTok
right now because they want thespotlight so fucking bad.
They want the spotlight sofucking bad.
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Meta, which is like Instagram,facebook threads, whatsapp,
things like that.
They wanna compete with TikTokand they just can't.
And it's like you can't competewhere you don't compare, and
meta will never compare totiktok.
The algorithm of tiktok, theway that they have set up their
platform, like it is justunprecedented and since they
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can't copy it, they want thatshit gone.
A fucking SAP little MarkZuckafuck or whatever his name
is.
He wants to be that girl so bad.
And it's like please take yourjerry curl and leave us the fuck
alone.
Let us, let us live like.
We just wanted to make oursilly little videos.
And because we're not makingour videos on your app, you have
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a problem.
It just never gave that.
It was gonna be you.
And it's like, even if they aresuccessful and getting tiktok
banned.
Most of the content on likeInstagram reels and shit is just
recycled TikToks.
Like I hate for a bitch to sendme a reel and it's something
that was funny and we werekiki-ing about on TikTok two
months prior.
Like girl, please, this isn'tfunny, no more.
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We already laughed about this.
We've already said all ourjokes about it.
We've moved on.
Now we're like four or fivejokes in the future.
Like let me know when you getthere, but actually don't let me
know when you get there because, bitch, it's old news at this
point.
And also like the people oninstagram reels are fucking
insane.
Like the comments on instagramreels the comments on tiktok
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like, depending on what you doand say, sometimes the comments
will eat you the fuck up, right,but people on TikTok have a
little decorum.
Like if they most of the time,if they don't agree with
something on TikTok and it'sjust like I don't agree with it
people will just keep scrollingOn Instagram Reels.
They have no fucking decorum.
They are not fucking demure.
It is like a toxic wasteland onTwitter and Instagram.
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It's just crazy over there andthey're working so hard to get
my good sis banned and it's justlike girl, you still not gonna
be that girl, even if you do getmy girl kicked out of the club
like you're still not getting inthe club.
Let's be for real.
So I feel like meta isabsolutely the jail of social
media platforms because shewants to be that triple threat
girl.
So bad and You're just not.
Let's see another one.
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Cody J says Florida is a JLO ofstates, although Oklahoma is
close.
So I don't know much aboutOklahoma, so I don't I can't,
make an opinion on whether ornot it is a close second.
Funny story, though throwbackThird grade Daijné was obsessed
with Oklahoma.
Do not ask me why, because I'venever been.
I just feel like Oklahoma.
I had this dream when I was inthird grade I wanted to move
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there.
I wanted to get a farm and justlive in Oklahoma.
I wanted to live specificallyin Oklahoma City because it was
the capital growing up.
Now obviously I do not want tostep foot in fucking Oklahoma,
but I don't know much about it,so I don't know if it's a close
second.
But I definitely agree thatflorida is the JLO of states
Because it kind of exploits thefact that it has beaches to be
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like, oh, like we're this greatstate like, come visit Florida,
we have the beach, whatever.
Whatever, Florida is not a realfucking place.
It is spooky, scary in fuckingFlorida.
If you have ever set foot inFlorida, like it is some weird
fucking people in Florida.
Actually, if you Google, youcan Google man arrested and your
birthday and it'll show somecrazy shit about someone in
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Florida.
Actually, let's do it right now.
Oh, the very first one Floridaman pleads guilty to attempting
to meet minor for sexualactivity.
Florida man arrested forbreaking into a house taking nap
and making coffee.
Like okay, goldilocks, what thefuck Like, get out them people
house.
Florida man hurls oreos packageat wife, chokes her after
arguing over empty coffee maker.
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Like what be going on inFlorida?
So yeah, I absolutely agreethat Florida is the JLO of
states.
I feel like people are inclinedto go there because of the
beaches but, like, if you takethe beaches out of Florida,
she's really not that girl justbored1237, three, seven says
Colleen Hoover is definitely theJLo of romance authors.
ate, you fucking ate.
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And here's the thing I am avictim of Colleen fucking Hoover
.
I've read it ends with us andit starts with us or it begins
with us.
I can't remember the title uglylove, some other ones, I can't
remember the titles.
At this point I feel like innot even just like authors but
like movies and the writers oftv shows, some of their weird
inner thoughts be coming out intheir work.
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So, for example, with ColleenHoover in her book Ugly Love,
two of the characters in thebook have a baby and they're
like, oh, we were looking at ourson's penis and it's so big.
We're laughing at our son'spenis, something along those
lines, and I'm like that's achild, like that's a newborn
child.
Why are you writing aboutlooking at his penis and how big
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it is?
And you are laughing at hispenis and it's like girl, what
type of shit do you be on?
Jenny bean says twizzler is theJLO of licorice and honestly,
when I first thought about it Iwas like well, no, but when I
really think about it, she mightbe on to something.
Side note did you and yourcousins growing up beat each
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other with twizzlers?
Or were y'all normal?
Because I can't remembergrowing up, me and my cousins
would physically beat each otherwith twizzlers.
For what, what reason, I don'tknow.
Bitch, we were just fuckingbored.
But we would have like weltsyou could see like the Twizzler
outline on our bodies because wewere hitting each other so hard
with these fucking Twizzlers.
Anyway, I feel like withTwizzlers the best Twizzler is
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the pull and peel.
The other forms of Twizzler notthat fucking girl, the pull and
peel, though ate.
She ate that one little thing,but again she got too much dip
on her chip and she wanted tobranch out and do all this other
shit.
Even I feel like the originaltwizzler not as good as the pull
and peel.
They really should haveexpanded more on the pull and
peel.
Jenny bean also says that redvines is better than twizzler
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brand.
I've never tried red vine so Idon't really know.
I can definitely see twizzlerbeing the JLO of licorice if
we're talking about the pool andpeel part, because those are
the only good ones.
Naughty Broad says Tyler Perryis the JLO of screenplays and
film writing and directing andall things that go along with it
.
Ate that right, the fuck up.
I feel like Tyler Perry reallyhas built this huge career off
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of these negative blackstereotypes.
When I was young I didn'treally peep it Like I would
watch all of Tyler Perry'severything because my grandma
would watch it, my family wouldwatch it.
We like that's just our thing,that we did.
But honestly, like, if youreally look at it, like looking
at it now as a grown adult whohas, like, gained consciousness,
he really does, really doespush like all these crazy
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negative stereotypes likestruggle, love and like abuse
and all this shit, like, can wesee black people be happy for a
second?
I feel like there's so muchlimited media of black people
just being happy and just beingchill and just like living their
lives like black luxury, likethings like that.
It's really limited.
If we really look at media andeverything and how black people
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are portrayed, there's not a lotof that and that don't sit
right with me.
There's other things that blackpeople can relate to.
There's other things that blackpeople want to see like, can we
just be happy for a second?
Can we just live?
Like can we fucking live?
And then he has all these badfucking wigs.
If you really look at thestorylines of most of his plays
and and movies, he didn't eat.
He didn't eat at all, and it'sit's kind of a lot of the time
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it's the same story over andover.
Like okay, we get it, wefucking get it.
Can we get something elseplease.
So yeah, I absolutely agree.
I I think that he used thisproblematic stereotype of black
people and built this career offof it.
Salem Witch Trials 18, said myex is the JLO of Boyfriends.
Did we date the same person?
Because actually that was my ex.
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Gotta get into Lindsay Liottabecause she said Hilary Duff is
the JLO of Disney Channel.
Not too much on my girl, Hilary.
Like not too fucking much.
I can kind of see the vision ofHilary Duff being the JLO of
Disney.
But I'd like to submit DebbieRyan.
I feel like the acting fromDebbie Ryan she's not taking it
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like that.
Like what was, what was that?
What was that for the audiolisteners you can't see, but
like the little hair tuck thingthat she did with a little that
damn smirk like girl, what arewe doing?
Like that was weird, that wasweird.
Shanti nikki says that Kourtneyis the JLO of the Kardashians.
I'm gonna have to stop youright there because I feel like
if you go back to their originalshow keeping up with the
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Kardashians, Kourtney wascarrying that shit on her
fucking back.
Her relationship with Scott waswhat was highlighted through
all of those seasons because itwas so toxic and crazy.
It was up and down.
Scott was putting that girlthrough shit and she said you
know what?
I'm gonna stick beside him.
She really carried the show inthe earlier seasons, I would say
.
If we look at present day, Ican see the vision with Kourtney
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being the JLO of theKardashians.
But I'd like to submit Kylie.
I think Kylie is the JLO of thekardashians because she built
her platform off of so muchproblematic shit the lips, right
.
That was like the start ofKylie, in my opinion, with the
lip kits and shit like that.
That bitch had fucking filler.
She was overlining the shit outof her lips and she's trying to
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pretend like this is just mynatural lips and you, if you use
my lip kits, you can get likelips to look like this too.
Be so fucking for real.
That is filler, that is filler.
But she refused to admit thatshe had filler for so long she
was pushing out theseunrealistic beauty standards,
specifically with her lips and Ithink, with her body a little
bit too.
But we'll focus on the lips,because I think that's where it
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all started, of trying to makethese girls selling them this
story that like, if you use mylip kits, your lips can look
like this too.
Also, King Kylie was the king ofappropriation bitch.
I can remember this one timewhere she had dreads she had
worn dreads somewhere and peoplewere calling her like edgy and
and pushing the boundaries allthese like positive shit that
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she got from wearing dreads.
A little bit after that,Zendaya wore dreads on a red
carpet and this TV host I don'teven remember her name because
if anyone was successfullycanceled it was this TV host she
was saying that Zendaya lookedlike she smelled like patchouli
oil and weed or some shit.
And it's like Zendaya the blackwoman is wearing dreads and
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y'all are shaming her for it.
But Kylie the white woman canwear dreads and she's called
edgy and changing the game andall this good shit like be for
real, be fucking for real.
So I think if we're saying anyKardashian or I guess I guess
technically Kylie isn't aKardashian.
Her last name is is Jenner, butI'm just I'm putting them all
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together the Kardashian-Jennerclan.
I think if we're giving thattitle to anyone in that clan,
it's got to be Kylie.
She really built thisbillionaire status off of just
appropriation and selling theseunrealistic beauty standards,
and I think Kim is a closesecond.
Someone asked what country isthe JLO of the world?
The US.
That's easy, like it has to bethe US.
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The United States has builtthis image of being one of the
greatest countries in the world,but number one.
Your country was built andfounded on racism, so that's
fucking crazy.
We have a lot of shit wrong.
We just hide it really well.
Like we talked about last week,the 13th amendment and slavery.
You know, racism is runningrampant in this country,
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misogyny is running rampant inthis country and with the
re-election of Donald Trump, Ifeel like it's going to get
really, really bad.
It's going to get a lot worse.
I'm scared.
I am.
It is getting spooky out here.
Asia and a few other people saidthat Blake Lively is the JLO of
acting ab.
So fucking lutely, Blake Livelyis a terrible fucking actress
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because I said this before in anepisode she's so out of touch
with reality that she cannotshow the complexities of some of
these characters that I feellike she has played.
I think the only thing thatI've seen Blake Lively in where
I was like okay, she's eatingthis role is Serena in Gossip
Girl.
Like that's the only role Ifeel like she ate.
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And I feel like she ate thatbecause she's a nepo baby and so
playing Serena, who is thiswealthy teenage young adult from
the Upper East Side, and thenshe tried to branch out to show
that she had range and diversityand it's like, girl, you don't.
You don't Like, if there's arole where you can be this
preppy, wealthy girl or woman,play them roles, but anything
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else you really take away fromthe story because you seem so
disconnected from the characterthat you're trying to play.
We saw that again a lot with itEnds With Us and she's trying
to play this complex character.
Who's dealing with, you know,trauma from being raised in a
household with domestic violenceand then now in this domestic
violence situation and she'slike laughing the whole time
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like I.
I re-watched the movie theother day and in some scenes
where it's like really seriousand she should be like
portraying that it's serious,she's like laughing like spoiler
alert in the end when she'slike coming to the realization
that she has to divorce herhusband because he's abusive and
they're in the hospital bed andshe's just like I want a
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divorce.
Like girl, why are you smiling?
She's like if your daughtercame to you and said my husband
pushed me down the stairs, whatwould you do?
I'm like, girl, what, what isall this cheeky smile for?
Like this is a seriousconversation.
That's what I envisioned when Iwas reading the book.
Like this, like more tearful orserious conversation, and she's
just all smiles and all laughsand I'm just like you're not
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giving what it needs to givebecause you can't connect with
it.
And, unfortunately, because shecomes from this wealthy family,
I think that her dad is like adirector or something.
Her father is an actor and anacting coach.
I feel like, because he was inthe industry, she got things and
she said that too.
I saw an interview of hers whenshe was talking about like her
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being in high school and she'slike, oh, my parents bought me
into like theater and and thechoir and things like that.
But I just feel like she shouldhave definitely stuck to like
the preppy wealthy roles, butshe wanted to show that she, you
know she had range, ie thistriple threat and, girl, you're
just not that.
Raelynn Dance said that Dasaniis the JLO of water.
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Absolutely, Dasani is ass.
Like, honestly, who the fuck iskeeping Dasani in business?
Dasani, whenever I feel likeI've drank Dasani, it makes me
thirstier, like it doesn'tquench my fucking thirst.
It feels like whenever I'mdrinking Dasani, it feels like
I'm drinking the liqueficationof the Sahara desert.
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It actually makes me angry.
Fuck, if someone, if I say tosomeone, oh my god, I'm really,
really thirsty and they try tohand me a Dasani fucking water,
I might catch a case, because,bitch, this is not quenching
anybody's fucking thirst.
Who point yourself out?
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Who was drinking Dasani water?
There's so many better watersPoland Springs is right there,
fiji water is right there,nestle is right there.
There's so many better choicesthat you could have than Dasani
water.
If you're drinking Dasani water, I genuinely need you to go
back through your life traumaand figure out what brought you
here, because you need to unpackthat.
Maya ate.
Maya said Jill Stein is the JLOof politics.
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Well, yes, well, yes.
That lady tricks y'all everyfour years into thinking that
you should vote for her, andthen she goes back into hiding
until the next election cyclecomes out, and then she comes
back and I don't understand howso many of you bitches fall for
this shit every four fuckingyears, but it's getting out of
hand.
Why is she so good at trickingyou bitches?
Now, this is a conspiracy theory.
(23:19):
This is just my opinion.
This is all alleged, but Ithink Jill Stein is a plant to
divide the Democratic Party.
You have to use your fuckingbrain, you know what I mean?
Like jill stein had no chanceof winning this past
presidential election.
The green party isn't even onthe ballot in all 50 states, and
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I said this in a in a tiktokand I will say it forever, like
I'm going to stand on it.
If you voted third party or youdecided not to vote or you voted
for trump, you had a hand inkamala harris losing.
And if you used your platformto encourage people to vote
third party or to encouragepeople not to vote at all, you
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have a hand.
You are responsible for trumpwinning that election because,
at the end of the day, theconservatives and the Trump
supporters are always going tovote for Trump.
They're always going to vote.
Their vote is locked the fuckin.
So if you split the vote on theleft, it's partially your fault
.
You got played and that ladyplayed you and then she went
(24:26):
back into hiding.
Jill Stein has not posted forreal about anything since
November 14th, since nine daysafter the election broad back
ends of her coal, she.
And then she'll come back outthe next election cycle if she's
still around and she will dothe same thing.
She will play in y'all's faceand y'all will fall for it.
Every time, I think for thosewho voted for trump or decided
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not to vote or whatever, votedthird party, unfortunately,
y'all have been finding votedthird party.
Unfortunately, y'all have beenfinding out.
Y'all fucked around and y'allhave been finding out.
Y'all will continue to find out.
My only thing is like I didn'tfuck around, but unfortunately I
still have to find out.
I hate you bitches for that.
Cocoalore28 says that Kendall isthe JLO of modeling.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
She's built her platform off ofjust her family and it's so
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funny to me she used to say inher like earlier years when she
was applying for jobs orwhatever, she wouldn't put her
last name, she would just putkendall to kind of separate
herself from her family.
And it's like girl the second,they see your face, they fucking
know.
Like be so fucking for real.
She tried to use that as a wayto be like look, I didn't, I
didn't build my career off of myfamily.
Like I, I worked for this andit's like okay, girl, JB said I
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want to say a certain person isa JLO of a certain type of music
, but I don't want a bunch of 13to 40 year olds in sparkly
outfits coming for me.
Enough fucking said.
And JB did not tell one fuckinglie.
And since JB doesn't want tosay it, y'all can come for me.
I don't give a fuck, I justboost my engagement.
Taylor Swift is the JLO of whatis she like?
(25:56):
A pop artist at this point,she's the fucking JLO of
whatever category she's in.
I unfortunately think thatpeople, specifically white women
, like to boost white mediocrity, and I think that's definitely
what we see with Taylor Swift.
I think she is extremelymediocre.
I think she is a good writer.
I think that's definitely whatwe see with Taylor Swift.
I think she is extremelymediocre.
I think she is a good writer.
I think, unfortunately, shekind of does write about the
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same thing over and over, but Imean her lyrics eat sometimes.
I guess I've never reallyunderstood the hype, though.
So, yes, jb didn't lie TaylorSwift, unfortunately I don't see
her as that girl, but if y'alllike it, I love it.
I guess Hollywood theEntertainer said Tesla is the
JLO of trucks.
(26:37):
Abso-fucking-lutely.
I could be having the best dayin the world and I'm walking
down the street.
Everything has been goingperfect that day.
It is amazing the second I seea fucking Cybertruck.
I want to get physicallyfucking violent.
What is the point of a fuckingCybertruck Like I?
They piss me off so badCybertrucks are not.
(26:58):
That girl have never been.
That girl Will never be thatgirl.
I didn't see any comments ofanyone saying who is the JLO of
fast food.
Um, it's definitely Arby's,though I think the curly fries
are the only thing keeping themin business.
There are some honorablementions here that I feel like I
don't know enough about toreally comment on, but I'll just
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say them, and if y'all want tocomment on them you can in the
comments.
Honey Business says that BSimone is the JLO of comedy.
Patrick Vega says Rachel Ray isthe JLO of TV chefs.
One of the most liked commentswas from WC Taz.
He says that Hulk Hogan is theJLO of pro wrestling.
Robin is the JLO of RHOP.
Celery Salt is the JLO ofseasonings.
I don't even know what the fuckCelery Salt is.
(27:42):
They said who was going to thegrocery store for this.
I agree, I don't even know whatCelery Salt is.
Someone said Family Guy is theJLO of cartoon comedy.
There's so many more good ones,but I feel like if I keep
reading comments, this episodewill never end, and so we have
to just wrap up the episode atsome point.
Thank you to everyone who lefta comment.
Um, you guys ate that.
You guys did so good.
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There were so many good ones.
I would wish I could read themall, but we would be here for
hours.
Let me know if you guys enjoyedthis.
We can maybe do a part two inthe future.
Thank you all for tuning in andI will see you in the next
episode.
Peace and love.
Talk to you later.
The Napkin In Between, hostedby Daijné Jones, produced by
Daijné Jones, post-production byDaijné Jones, music by Sam
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Champagne and graphics by IsmaVidal.
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