The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

“The Neoborn Caveman Show” is a long-running, underground, independently-produced podcast that blends comedy, philosophy, cultural critique, and socio-political satire. It’s hosted by Neoborn Caveman, a highly articulate, often abrasive commentator who uses humor to dissect what he views as the degeneracy, hypocrisy, and delusion of modern society. The show has carved out its own intellectual niche: raw, unscripted dialogue that moves fluidly between absurdism and profound insight. The structure is typically conversational, occasionally chaotic, freely oscillating between satire, social commentary, cosmic speculation, and mockery of mainstream absurdity. Come be part of our global community, spanning 169 countries, and enjoy a show that's all about real talk, real laughs, and real change. No AI here - just Neoborn's human insight. X (Twitter): https://x.com/TheNeobornShow Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow Archive (text): https://theneoborncavemanshow.space/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheNeobornCavemanShow e-mail: podcast@neoborncaveman.com Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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February 12, 2026 12 mins

Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity critique of compliance experiments reshaping choices into cages, exposing how banks, parking, and services add friction to analog options through app mandates while presenting digital paths as convenient, warns of inertia leading to total tracking where refusal becomes suspicious, highlights how each reasonable rung builds inescapable infrastructure linking to digital IDs and programmable cur...

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Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity critique of facial recognition surveillance turning shoppers into suspects, exposing how stores like ShopRite, Wegmans, and UK chains like Sainsbury's scan faces without meaningful consent to create digital fingerprints checked against ban databases, warns of permanent data retention and sharing even on mistakes, highlights disproportionate harm to marginalized communities through error-prone...

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Neoborn Caveman unpacks a pro-humanity critique of agency loss and non-consensual testing, exposing the 2016 21st Century Cures Act's Section 3024 allowing waiver of informed consent for minimal risk clinical investigations, ties it to MK Ultra experiments and DARPA tech like nanobots or neuralinks, warns of hidden implications in COVID vaccines and digital IDs enabling mass surveillance and control, questions government ethics in ...

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January 22, 2026 53 mins

Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on overreach and health truths, highlighting dangers of space solar energy beaming from moving aircraft as unauthorized experiments risking interference, warns against digging deep sand tunnels after Florida teens buried alive in collapse, promotes benefits of standing on one leg for balance and brain health to counter decline, exposes over 20% of YouTube feed as AI slop...

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Neoborn Caveman rambles through a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on scientific overreach and health truths, warning against fusion reactors potentially producing dark matter particles as unauthorized experiments risking humanity's future, busts hangover myths while rejecting alcohol as addictive poison worsening long-term risks like cancer, blasts US military drug strikes polluting oceans with exploded narcotics affecting marin...

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December 23, 2025 55 mins

Neoborn Caveman spins a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on truth, sovereignty, and tyranny, blending green tea slurp and burp with critiques of Avatar 3 as overpriced garbage versus The Promised Land series as low-budget fun, champions vinyl and CDs over streaming for control, exposes poisoned food and water amid ignored protests like Belgium farmers, questions Rep. Ashley Hinson's Iowa bill forcing fathers to pay pregnancy cost...

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December 12, 2025 86 mins

Neoborn Caveman hosts a heartfelt, pro-humanity interview with Shanna Carroll, a grieving Michigan mother who shares the unimaginable loss of her vibrant 17-year-old daughter Aubrynn Shay Grundy—diagnosed with COVID-19, myocarditis, and multi-organ failure just weeks after her second Pfizer vaccine in June 2022—recounting the family's desperate fight against hospital protocols like remdesivir and ventilators, the chilling dismissal...

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December 6, 2025 38 mins

Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on privilege, warhawk hypocrisy, and bureaucratic tyranny, questions whether melanin or blood clots define true privilege while mocking coerced silence from Ofcom and the BBC’s admitted propaganda, slams leaders who send others’ children to trenches while hiding behind manipulated news, defends populists who actually serve people over parasitic cockroaches, celebrates ...

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November 28, 2025 60 mins

Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on life's "amazing" ironies, from Meta burying evidence of social media's mental health harms to fuel techno-feudalism and euthanasia pushes, revives the forgotten Bonus Army government attack on WWI veterans as a warning against digital ID erasures and organ harvesting trades, blasts inaction during a Chicago train fire assault by a repeat offender under lax policies,...

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Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity ramble on chasing implanted dreams over wholesomeness, critiques post-war institutions like the UN and EU for enabling elite abuses amid generational forgetfulness, rejects AI music as soulless algorithms threatening artists' livelihoods, warns against corporate sweeteners and fast fashion from China as true environmental culprits over animal farts, spotlights the Architects of Denial documen...

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November 21, 2025 68 mins

Neoborn Caveman unleashes a marble-mouthed satirical barrage against worshiping AI deities instead of embracing personal sovereignty, exposes Palantir's Gotham AI biases honed in conflict zones for US military use, warns of digital IDs and convenience as gateways to control, ridicules China's social credit system through pay-or-ad toilet paper schemes, dismisses dark chocolate memory boosts in favor of real physical movement, conde...

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November 9, 2025 77 mins

Neoborn Caveman launches into a satirical critique of government euthanasia like MAID in Canada, tying it to organ harvesting, ostrich culls, and anti-human agendas from political figures, while drawing historical parallels to suppressions under crowns and communists. NC warns of techno-feudalism via digital IDs and China's influences on the West, shares green tea experiments amid rambles on classic media like MASH versus modern tr...

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Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical reflection on life's mutual interactions and unfulfilled expectations, critiquing government and corporate intrusions—like dynamic pricing scams and AI coercion (e.g., Grok's 'hallucinations')—that undermine sovereignty and privacy. NC condemns Minnesota's teachers' union for promoting early sex education (including incest concerns), spotlights Jim McMurtry's Kafkaesque Canadian case, debunks ...

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Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical critique of banned labels and societal divisions, highlighting censorship absurdities and threats for insufficient praise of leaders like Obama, drawing parallels to communist and fascist suppressions. NC shares a personal debanking experience, emphasizing self-reliance outside financial systems, and discusses a social media experiment revealing polarized reactions from conservative and libera...

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October 22, 2025 55 mins

Neoborn Caveman is back with a satirical ramble on sovereignty, health hacks, and political absurdities, blending critiques of heterophobia, government overreach, and media distortions with calls for mutual responsibility and community care. NC shares a bus driver's heroic save of a lost child, condemns a teacher's verbal attack on a student over a gender role question in a school play, and urges resistance to patterns of fascism a...

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October 14, 2025 60 mins

Neoborn Caveman reflects on history's lessons to prevent civil war, blending satire with calls for humanity's preservation amid rising divisions. NC recounts Balkan atrocities under the Ustashas, from Prebilovci school massacres to Jasenovac horrors, highlighting generalizations' dangers and media distortions that fuel enmity. He critiques the Cloward-Piven strategy's overload tactics in modern immigration and crises, Ottoman legac...

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October 10, 2025 86 mins

Neoborn Caveman talks about the complexities of freedom, government control, and the human condition. As usual, NC spans various themes including the paradox of freedom, the illusion of government authority, the impact of war, the role of democracy, and the need for honesty in politics. Neoborn also addresses public health policies, particularly vaccination, and critiques the medical industry, emphasizing the importance of healing ...

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October 3, 2025 97 mins

Purple Rabbits, slurp that green tea and hunker down for The Neoborn Caveman Show—your marble-mouthed host Neoborn Caveman (me, myself, the gang) unleashing pro-humanity rants on life's raw underbelly. We kick off skewering "irresistible" hobbies—archery? Blacksmithing? Spare me; real pull comes from purpose, like indoor tomatoes barricading your pad against urban poison, not time-wasting fluff. Then, a gut-punch from Des Moines: i...

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Neoborn Caveman, your green-tea-slurping host, invites his Purple Rabbit crew (that’s you, not the parasitic overlords) to an open tea-house conversation. Sip along as we explore government overreach, from the 1952 UK ID card abolition to modern digital ID scams like Oracle’s TikTok ties threatening sovereignty. Neoborn shares personal health journeys, promoting natural remedies like green tea and rejecting victim-playing culture. ...

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September 26, 2025 72 mins

Neoborn Caveman invites Sean Martin to talk about his current projects, including music videos that incorporate storytelling and personal experiences from his military background. He emphasizes the importance of addressing social justice issues and the role of government accountability. They also talk about mental health, particularly coping with PTSD, and the impact of social media on public perception and confirmation bias. Sean ...

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