Outward Self Expression and Neurodivergence: A Seagull Meme Episode

It’s the first seagull meme episode! Niki kicks us off with a squirrel trail adventure down self-expression lane. There will be detours through her Saturn return, Lord of the Rings makeup, and how she views self-expression in the neurodivergent community.

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Links

Debunking Beauty Myths- Lab Muffin Beauty Science

Hair- Abbey Yung Certified Trichologist

Skin Care- James Welsh, Dr. Sam Ellis

Makeup- Makeup by Nikki La Rose, Robert Welsh, Kackie Reviews Beauty, Theresa is Dead, Jen Luv, Courtney Quarantine

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Episode Transcript

(00:16):
Hi, Amander. Hi, Nicki, you.
See, you're like, holy shit, bitch, calm down.
It's 100 episodes. Our 100th episode, Amanda.
I know it's crazy we've been doing.
This for a long time now, Holy shit, we're a podcast and we're

(00:43):
just two neurodivergent best friends, right?
And we're just walking and traveling and whatever else in
through this fucking life calledthe the.
And beat boppins, you know, where's the?
Beat boppins called the Neuroverse right?
And, you know, we're just, we'rejust trying to find Marines like
ours along the way and just like, learn some shit, 'cause
we're not very smart. Well, I'm not very smart.

(01:04):
She's very smart. We're just trying to learn some
shit, you know? And yeah, we've been doing this
for 100 Mother trucking episodes.
Banana bread, OK? It's absolute tomfoolery.

(01:25):
How did we get here? Who?
Who gave us permission? Right.
Shit I feel like that about adulting.
Like who the fuck Let me grow upand have a kid of my own and
like own a home? Two kids at that.
Yeah, two kids, right, like and married.
Excuse me. Rude.
Don't feel like I was ready for any of those things.

(01:45):
Why so we we joke. Of course.
I'm. I'm totally fine, thank you.
Dumb, but totally fine. I cannot.
I really can't believe this is 100.
Episodes I even even on the old notes for this episode, I was
just like episode 100 exclamation question mark like.

(02:10):
Duffa. Yeah, it's like what?
Well, listen. Weirdly enough, we aren't going
to make this a big deal because you know what?
We make lots of things a big deal around here and today I'm
just really excited to seagull meme at you.
It is for our first Seagull episode where I get to just word

(02:33):
vomit at you about today. We're going to talk about makeup
and outward self-expression and how I feel like that has shown
up for me in my own life. How I feel like that I have
perceived that and within our community, again, all my own
opinions, my own experiences. I am not tacking any of this on

(02:53):
to anybody. Is like, this is what autistic
people are. This is how we behave.
This is what we do. This is just my opinion.
And you know what? Everybody's got one.
They're like assholes. They'd be prevalent in this
bitch. OK, so just calm down from jump
and let me yell at you for like an hour, OK?
Just it's fine. It's fine.

(03:16):
So what we're going to do, we'regoing to single me with you.
And but before we do though, we can't do nothing.
Can't do nothing for the 100 episodes.
So like, let's just let's just take a small listen, shall we?
Let's make take a small listen. Are you ready?
Let's do it. We did it.
We did it. We did it.

(03:45):
I I now understand what she's saying.
I've done enough Duolingo. Now I'm saying it's it's I was
like, oh, she's saying lohisimos, which means we did
it. Did it together.
Yeah, yeah, we did it. Yeah, we did it.
I was wondering what you were doing.
She's like before recording, she's like, hold on few more
seconds, wait for. OK.

(04:07):
Yeah, we're we had to do a little something.
It's like, yeah, man, we did it.We did it.
We did the damn thing, took manybreaks along the way and fucked
up several, many, many times. But you know what?
Listen. We're just, we're just here
stumbling through Life, OK? That's right.

(04:27):
That's so right. And you know what?
For two relative absolute fucking nobodies, I think we're
doing great. Like most people who start
podcasts have some sort of platform already, right?
Most successful podcasts either we're that way for a very long

(04:48):
fucking time. Like it took them a very long
time to get successful. They jumped in on a good
opportunity, knew somebody that could help them get there,
happened to catch a good guest that like took them out,
whatever. Like we are legitimately doing
this from absolute zero and I am.
I'm not mad and where we're at, man, I'm not mad at all.

(05:10):
I'm happy that this, for this tobe a fucking marathon and not a
Sprint and an honor. Hold on.
I just want to see where we're at.
Not that like Spotify even really represents the largest
part of our listening base because it doesn't.
But that's where we host our show through because it was just
easier that way. But I want to check our

(05:30):
analytics out real quick. Fuck off.
Oh shit, did not know this. Swear to God actually being
surprised right now. We hit 100 followers on Spotify.
That's perfect. Recording episode 100.
We hit 100 followers on Spotify.Holy shit I love it.
I can't love it enough. We are at the total number of

(05:54):
streams and downloads again. Two years in.
Absolute fucking nobodies. We now have 100 Spotify
followers. That's that does not include
anyone else who is following andlistening on other platforms.
OK, that's just people who listen on Spotify.
So I don't know how many others there are, but there's a lot
that don't listen on Spotify because I have the wheel.
It shows me where everyone listens.

(06:16):
We're at a total of 3233 streamsand downloads across all
platforms. I think that's fucking
wonderful. Yeah.
That's 1000 streams like the what, 1500 a a season at this
point 'cause we just started season 3 so we're like 1500 a

(06:36):
season for again, Two absolute fucking nobodies in the world.
So we're surprised. We're surprised that even one
person listens to us, OK? Great, like 100 fucking follow.
Are you joking? 100 people have to give a shit
about what we say. I think it's great.
Thank you so much to all 100 of you absolutely unhinged humans.

(06:56):
I appreciate you so fucking much.
But yeah, like we're, our average listen is up too.
Like we used to be at like an average stream of like maybe 10.
We're at double that now. So we're, we're getting there,
man. Shit's moving.
Things are going well and I'm happy about it.

(07:18):
So at 100 episodes, we are sitting in a fucking wonderful
place, man. I'm really, really, really happy
about it. So that's just, I just wanted a
little, just wanted to give a little update on that.
Yeah. Like, I was really, really,
really happy to see that. So, yeah.

(07:38):
All right. So that's just wanted to say
that, Right. Moving on.
Whoa. It just got real dark because I
turned my Google thing off, turned my lap back on.
There we go. It's amazing when you close a
white screen when you're lighting.
Wow. Anyway, moving on.
Single meme time, Are you ready?Yes.

(08:01):
I'm excited to hear what you what, what what you what you
what you what you're going to info dump about.
Yeah. So we are going to, I am going
to yell and scream at you about my journey with make up and

(08:21):
outward self-expression. And like how I feel like being
diagnosed ADHD and autistic and maybe not knowing that.
And well, definitely not knowingthat in my earlier years.
Looking back now, seeing how like that has evolved for me
over the years as I've evolved as a person as it would for
pretty much anyone. But this is my episode so help.

(08:46):
Me OK. It's about me today.
Thank you. So a little back story, and I
think I've mentioned it before on the show.
Wow. We're already not going to be
able to use words. Calm down, brain.
I feel like I really didn't havea real sense of identity for a

(09:07):
very long time. I just sort of masked and molded
and chameleoned into whoever I was trying to get love,
admiration, attention, and acceptance from, right?
You were a mirror for other people, basically.
Apply that to every aspect of mylife, from family to friends to

(09:29):
relationships, etcetera, right? I would just dress or wear my
hair or whatever, like either whatever was trending or what my
friend group was doing or what my boyfriend liked or whatever,
right? I would convince myself that I
like things even though I didn't.

(09:52):
But also a mask. Yeah.
So it was just mask central, right, Like it was all I was
doing. And then Fast forward quite a
bit to, I would say let's Fast forward to like 2020.

(10:14):
I had 2020. I don't care if you believe in
astrology or not, it that's yourprerogative. 2020 was the year I
turned 30. Also the year the entire world
fucking went insane. Things shut down, COVID, the
whole 9 yards, right? So it was a very formative year

(10:36):
for me in a sense that I feel like everything in my life sort
of got shaken at the foundation and burnt down.
And came to a head basically. Yeah, it was a it was a rough
year, OK? I was forced to start dealing
with things in my past that I refused to deal with before.
My relationship had some problems that needed to be

(10:57):
sorted out that we never really sorted out before.
That caused a lot of of issues. Not to mention he was deployed
during that time, so he wasn't physically here when the world
was fucking melting down. It was parenting two young
children who are both on the spectrum by myself in isolation
and life, life the fuck me. OK.

(11:21):
And the good thing about that, and I say the astrology thing
because technically when you turn 30, that's your Saturn
return. And Saturn is the planet of
coming through and shaking shit up like you're going to he's
going to shake the fucking at your sketch clean, right?
So you can start over with whatever you want.
OK. And again, I know the guys have

(11:41):
talked about astrology before, and they're like, well, I don't
think it's bullshit. Whatever.
Fine. You can think that.
I don't care. I like it.
So there we go. This is part of who I am now,
right? It gives you comfort.
Yeah, it does. Just like anyone else's shit
they believe in gives them comfort.
You might believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Do you, Boo?
I don't really care. Or Cthulhu or whatever.
You know, right? Listen, if you ain't hurting me

(12:02):
with it or forcing it down somebody else's throat, you do
what you want. But that's just kind of my Etcha
Etcha sketch got shook up right And there was not shit left.
So I had to really start, you know, thinking about what do I
what do I even fucking like? Who the fuck am I like?
What do I want, right? What do I want?
What do I like? Do I like this color?

(12:22):
Like basic, I'm talking basic shit.
Do I like my hair long or short?Do I like my fucking clothing
that I wear everyday? Do I like how I talk to people?
Do I like this TV show? Or like, are these pieces of
other people that have followed me from over the years?

(12:43):
Right? And I got to kind of start
rebuilding myself from the pieces that I found that I
actually wanted to keep. And last episode.
Sorry, tickling throat. Last episode we sort of, we had
that question at the end that was like, what do you want to

(13:04):
see for yourself with the next decade or whatever that was?
I see that sort of solidifying further, right?
Like that, that piece, the puzzle pieces all coming
together, solidifying and finally getting to live within
that full version of myself thatI built back up from only the
shit that I like, love and want in my life, Right.

(13:26):
And, and I'm talking about like personality things and
preferences. I'm not talking about like
people and, you know, the other shit that's like harder to pick
and choose. Do you know what I mean?
So this is just focused again onlike my own personal self.

(13:47):
I started to sort of dabble again back into my makeup and
figure out like, do I like this stuff?
Do I not? And I ended up actually throwing
most of it away. A lot of it was old.
A lot of it, you know, was stuffI just bought 'cause I thought
it was cool at the time or whatever.

(14:09):
And I've always been into makeupsince I was younger.
I think I, I think you would second that, that I've always
been into makeup since you've known me like my mom.
You always, you always had your face done and stuff.
So for school. I would watch my mom put her
makeup on every morning at the kitchen table with her little
light and her little mirror because she was working mother.

(14:30):
So she got up, she put her face on every day, that whole thing.
I started kind of emulating whatshe was doing on my own face and
then started learning like what looked right for me, what didn't
look right for me. I actually ended up getting a
job in the fragrance and makeup counter at Dillard's and at

(14:50):
Macy's at one point. My life really learned a lot
there. Got to play with a lot of
products there. Even though I was broke as a
fucking joke and couldn't affordany of them, I at least got to
play. I got to learn what certain
products did and how they workedand what the formulas were like
and what I liked in those thingsand what it didn't.
Yeah, it and it, it really has always been a form of

(15:11):
self-expression for me. I really enjoyed it.
No matter what other masking thing was going on at the time,
no matter how I was adapting my makeup right or my style to like
reflect the thing I was trying to attract in that time.
I've always liked it. I've always loved it.
It's always been a big part of me.
I actually was freelancing at one point, Doing people's makeup

(15:34):
and getting paid for it wasn't abig gig for me.
It was just here and there, but I have been paid several times
to do people's makeup. I would not consider myself a
makeup artist because I haven't worked in that field in years
and IA lot of things and techniques I have I don't know

(15:54):
how to do anymore. I've fallen so far off.
It's been a long time since I'vepainted somebody else's face, so
I just. But I've always loved it.
So 2020, I threw everything away, right?
Then I got a job a couple years later and got to have makeup on

(16:18):
my face, right? But like, I don't have time when
I say I got to have makeup on myface because I worked at a salon
supply house where we sold makeup and skin care.
We sold skin care and some makeup, mascara and stuff and
hair care. So I need it to look
presentable, right? I can't walk in there looking

(16:39):
like I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about when I'm
selling this shit, right? So I started to pick it back up
a little bit, bought a few things here and there, a couple
things, but my collection very small, the basics.
That's the very minimal things that I needed.
OK then you know, lost job and the tools, the things just

(17:03):
started like getting like pushedtogether.
They were all in some bag. I had thrown them in at some
point. All my brushes, all my makeup
was like in some bag I had it in.
And after a little while when I decided to clean out my closet,
I was like all this shit is completely covered in broken
eyeshadow. My brushes are gross like

(17:25):
they've been in this bag for I don't know how long since I
haven't been working and I just want to start the fuck over and
right now where the fuck am I going?
Anyways? So like I'm, I threw everything
out again, started back over from scratch and honestly, I
didn't buy anything makeup for awhile.
I had maybe like my little brow products and stuff.

(17:47):
That's it. And I was mainly focused on skin
care for a while and dove into the skin Care World and started
watching things on YouTube again.
And then skin care slowly crept back into makeup world, right?
So we found our way back around again to makeup world, and I
have found myself falling in love with the art of makeup

(18:09):
again. And it's interesting to sort of
look back on the timeline and see how like it's kind of always
been in my life in some way or the other.
And having that hindsight now, I've always been my happiest
when I'm using makeup, when I'm putting makeup on other people.
When I'm wearing makeup, I feel the most confident in myself.

(18:32):
And it's not for any other reason than I enjoy doing it
like now anyway. Then might have been a different
reason. Now it's like I'm taking joy in
the artistry again. But problem is, I don't have a
lot of shit right now, right? So I slowly start rebuilding.

(18:56):
I watch the videos online. I, you know, find the people
eventually find the people who Ilove that I feel are genuine
when they review things. And again, this is all YouTube.
I don't get my advice from TikTok.
These bitches don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
OK? It's a bunch of 12 year olds in
their fucking closet telling youhow to put stripes on your face
to contour. Do not listen to these children.

(19:17):
They do not know what they're talking about.
OK? I will have a list of people
that I follow. Yeah, listen to the adults on
YouTube. There will be a list of people
in the show notes that I follow on YouTube that I've gotten I
would say 95% of my skin care and makeup advice and products

(19:38):
from just from their recommendations alone.
So I will link that as well as someone who I've been following
for hair care lately as well. So we'll put all of them in the
show notes for you, but I feel like the, the big missing piece

(20:01):
for me was that makeup truly is a part of my personality.
It's a part of myself expression.
It is a part of who I am. And for a while I looked at it
as an unnecessary expense because for a lot of people it
is, it's an unnecessary expense,right?
It's not something that they that you don't need it to live.

(20:23):
It's a luxury. It's a luxury.
It 100% is luxury. There are drugstore products
that are fucking amazing, OK? Amazing formulas at the
drugstore. I'm not talking that I'm out
there buying YSL and Dior and Hermes and fucking Hourglass and
all these really crazy expensivefashion house brands and luxury

(20:46):
makeup brands. Would it be nice to own
something from one of them someday?
Yeah, maybe. But do I feel like I need it?
No, because the research I have done over the years, I have
found similar, even better formulas at the fucking
drugstore for way cheaper. But at the end of the day, even
the drugstore prices are a luxury to some people and I
respect and understand that. But again, for my own personal

(21:10):
self, it is something that it, it's a part of me that is so
important that I feel like it isincluded in my self-care.
Things like it's a part of like I need shampoo, I need
conditioner, I need toothpaste, I need it.

(21:30):
It's, it's in that category for me.
Do I need 12 blushes? Do I need 14 eyeliners?
No. So I started with one of each
thing, right? I found a face powder that I
liked to use. I found a foundation that I like

(21:51):
to use. I found an eyeliner that I like
to use. I found mascara, and I found a
bra product and I think a blush.And I stopped there.
OK, They were all massively inexpensive things.
And that's it. Now where I would spend a little
bit more money, but not really because some of these brands are

(22:12):
fucking top notch that don't cost $1,000,000.
I was into skin care at first because when you are trying to
get into the makeup world, you, your canvas is your face, right?
And you can't just go in on a fucking canvas and go Willy
nilly. It needs to be prepped right.
You need to have a good canvas to work with if you're gonna.

(22:33):
Paint like it's like either try like try like paint the like the
Gobi desert or something like trying to you know something
that it's not a not a not a good, not a good place to start.
Right. So like when you're starting,
skin care is key. Like your, your skin needs to be
in good condition, but that alsodoesn't have to cost you an arm
and a fucking leg. Like the ordinary is a great

(22:55):
fucking brand for a lot of skin care.
Even their actives are very inexpensive and you can get AI
think it's like a 11 fluid oz ora little larger bottle of
niacinamide, which is wonderful for your skin barrier for $6 and
that will last you at minimum a month, if not longer depending

(23:16):
on how much you're using and howoften you're using it.
OK 6 bucks not bad again, is it necessary?
Maybe not maybe not for you, butif it's something you're
interested in doing, there is a way to achieve it without
breaking your fucking wallet. OK, they're just is and again I
will link all the things that I like and enjoy that are mostly

(23:38):
affordable. Some things are a little more
expensive because I like them, but mostly affordable things.
I'll be in the brands will be inthe show notes for you that I
like and I'm not affiliated withany of these people.
OK, I have no affiliations. I have no codes.
I have not. This is not sponsored at all.
This is purely one person to another person sharing something

(24:01):
that I like. I I, I make 0 fucking dollars
off of any of the links that youclick.
I don't get any recognition fromthese people.
They don't know who the fuck I am so like this is not me trying
to get cash out of y'all this isjust honest to God.
This is what I like and the people who I like who will give
it to you straight they will also be in the OR gay If you

(24:25):
like it that way they will give it to you Honest in the in the
show notes. I almost said in the comments
Jesus Christ. So I had to Start learning skin
care. I fucking love the Welsh twins
on YouTube. OK, the Welsh twins are fucking
so cool. They're funny, they are so smart

(24:47):
and so informative. They're one of them is the skin
care twin and one of them is themakeup twin.
OK, so James is a skin care twinand I started watching him first
and learning all his skin care tips, finding out like he does
do luxury and some inexpensive things.
But he'll also tell you like hey, I hated this and it cost me

(25:07):
$300.00 and I love this and it cost me 12.
You know what I mean? So he'll he'll give it to you
straight love fucking funny. They're so funny.
Then Robert Walsh is the makeup side.
He is a makeup artist. He is paid to work on faces.
Hasn't done it in a while because YouTube's his full time
job now. But he is an actual makeup
artist. Trained, certified, painted a

(25:30):
face or three or 12 or 300 OK like he's done it.
So whatever he suggests I trust and he doesn't lie about it.
There have been brands that havesent him shit for free PR brands
that he likes other products from and he will roast the fuck
out of them if he does not like the product.
He does not care. So I enjoy watching them and

(25:54):
it's just interesting and fun toget other people's takes.
I love to get their techniques from from them because
everybody's face shape is different.
Everybody's skin is different. So there it can be overwhelming
when you have no idea where to fucking start, right?
Like maybe you don't care about makeup, but you want to get into
skin care and you want to start,you know, improving whatever

(26:15):
issues you have going on with your skin.
There are so many blocking products out there.
It's. Way too many like like way too
many like there I forgot what the number was.
But like the skin care, like skin scare industry is like a
multi, multi, multi, multibillion dollar.
Industry, yeah, same with the makeup industry.
Yeah, the health and beauty likebeauty.

(26:37):
Beauty industry alone is multibillions, but I like that
in their content. James especially Robert will
also touch on skin as well when he's talking about make up
application and wear time and things like that.
But James especially will tell you this is great for this kind

(26:59):
of skin. This is good for this kind of
skin. So it gives you a direction to
go in so you're not aimlessly walking around the aisles of
Walmart or Target trying to figure out where the fuck do you
start, right? It's a good place to start,
especially like when. You can see it's like, like
someone who doesn't know like, like sometimes you hear an
ingredient and you're like, oh, I've heard that in other things.

(27:20):
But then you don't realize that is terrible for your skin type.
Right, exactly. And another thing with
ingredients. Please don't fall.
I might, I might catch a few strays for this, but I'm going
to say it. Please do not fall for clean
beauty. Bullshit, OK?
Don't fall for that. If it says clean beauty ignore

(27:40):
that it's a it's bullshit. They what is it as opposed to
dirty beauty? Like what is it supposed to be?
OK it's these certain chemicals and certain ingredients in
makeup and in skin care have been demonized as bad when
there's zero scientific evidenceto back that shit up.
Just fear mongering. So one of my other favorite

(28:04):
YouTube channels to watch when I'm like why is this?
Why is this brand saying this isbad?
Why is this formulated without this thing?
It's Lab Muffin Beauty and they are a cosmetic chemist and they
will tell you why these ingredients are in this what it
does. You need preservatives in your
makeup and your skin care, especially your skin care.

(28:27):
You do not want that shit going bad and then put it on your
face. Mm, hmm.
You could get infections. It's not OK.
It's kind of like have some kindof preservative.
It's kind of like how a lot of alot of like company, like food
companies will say something's organic And so they push this
narrative that organic automatically means healthier.

(28:48):
Cause like people think, oh, organic, they mean it means they
don't use pesticides. No, they still use pesticides.
Because guess what, organic or not organic, like you just said,
they still have to spray some kind of pesticide on it.
Secondly, it's still better to eat the non organic vegetable
than it is to eat the highly processed packaged dinner,

(29:11):
right? Like it's still, it's still
healthier for you to do that. And again, not shading anyone
that eats highly processed packaged dinner, just a fucking
hamburger helper the other day. But like, that's just facts,
right? It's facts.
It's healthier to eat fresh foodthen packaged food and buy
packaged and like hamburger helper style shit, right?

(29:32):
So that's my point. You need to have you need to
have people to guide you. And I'm not the best person to
do this because again, I'm re entering this space.
So that's why I'm going to give you people if you care to go
follow to go watch their shit. OK, Love them another one.
Teresa is dead. That's the name of her channel.

(29:54):
Teresa is dead. That bitch is hilarious.
She calls her community trash bags and I love it.
She's funny. It's like how you doing my
little trash bags. That's what she sends hi, my
little trash babies, hi my little trash bags.
And people send her stuff. She like, 'cause they put on,
like she puts on a little headband so her hair doesn't get
her makeup, You know, when she'sdoing it.

(30:15):
And she is a normal ass person, OK, She's just a normal ass
person. She's not a makeup artist.
She's just a normal ass person. So I like to watch her channel
for like more of like an everyday kind of thing.
Right. Like she just is a normal ass
person who loves makeup. Someone sent her a little
headband with crocheted trash bags on it.
It's the cutest thing ever. I love it.

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So funny. And they're her and her husband
are big Disney adults but not like the creepy ones.
They just like to go to Disney. They live in Florida and so they
like to go to Disney. And she does like, sometimes she
does like Disney's. They just did an Epic Universe
video and put it up on her channel.
But like, you need some guidanceif you're going to jump into
this because I know I fucking did.

(30:59):
And I have history with makeup. I I've worked for, with and
around and learned products fromcounters, skin care things.
I learned it before. But things are changing all the
fucking time and I don't want towaste my money.
Nobody wants to waste their fucking money.
Right now in this economy, 6 bucks is a lot of fucking money.

(31:20):
And you could buy the six dollarthing and guess it was 6 bucks.
But what if it's shit? You've wasted your $6.
Like a lot of this stuff, you can't return so.
Yeah, well, you can actually, ifyou buy it from the right place,
you absolutely can return it. But then you're adding more to
the landfills and the waste because you're you're buying
uninformed, right? Is that inevitable for some

(31:43):
things, even if you were informed you might not like it
or might not work for your skin,Sure.
But like at least go in with a little bit of knowledge, right?
So back to like the the self-expression of it all.
I feel like my best self when myhair is done and when my nails

(32:08):
are done and when I have makeup on my face.
I feel like the most whole version of me when I have those
things done. And for the longest time I felt
really fucking shitty about wanting to have those things.

(32:28):
And while I understand that it is a luxury and I am not going
to sit here and tell anyone thatthey should be doing these
things, it is what is right for me, OK?
It is what is right for me. We can afford it right now.
If there is ever a time where weno longer can afford it, I won't

(32:51):
do it anymore. And I will paint my fucking
nails at home. I will do my own hair to the
best of my ability. My, you know, minus cuts.
I'm not cutting it myself. I will be bald.
I will, you know, use everythingI have in my makeup collection

(33:11):
at this point, down to the pans.Before I buy anything else, I
will scoop out the last drop of everything I have and then try
to find a better alternative to things that I've spent more
money on, right, that are maybe a little less money, but just as
effective. I can pivot, but right now I
don't have to pivot and I'm enjoying not having to pivot.
And that's perfectly fine. I'm allowed to enjoy that.

(33:34):
And it came along, it came with a lot of stress and anxiety.
It's like I shouldn't be allowed.
I shouldn't be enjoying this right now.
The world is falling the fuck apart and I'm I'm getting
excited about makeup. It feels right.
It's your little kernel of happiness.
It's like your little light in like a big Dark World.

(33:56):
Right and like I see a lot of people will pop in on some of
these creators comments that arelike how dare you talk about a
Sephora sale when this this and this is happening in the world.
Fair. I understand that people are

(34:17):
really fucking going through it right now, but it is not every
single person's responsibility to stifle the small joys we are
able to fucking grasp in this life simply because other people
have it worse than we do, right?That's just the flat fucking

(34:37):
facts of it, and I'm sorry if I lose some folks on that one, but
it just is what it is. It doesn't mean that you stop
caring about what's going on in other people's lives.
It means that you lose empathy for those people.
But it's me lying at 20. Sorry.
Go ahead. Oh.
Sorry, it's it's also like people can care about more than
one thing at a time. Yeah, exactly.
And people like, or me buying a $24.00 jar of face cream is not

(35:03):
going to change the world's problems.
Do you know what I mean? Like that $24.00 is not going to
change the world's problems. It's just not.
And there's no ethical consumption under capitalism.
So I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you.
Like it's also like, it's not like there isn't.
It's also like, do you know how much of A like an anxious mess

(35:24):
everyone would be if all we did,if every single person all we
did? Like, granted, yeah, maybe the
world would be a better place asa whole, but like, that's just
too much to put on. A person is like, you can't, you
can't care about a single thing in your life until every single
person in the world is on equal footing or every single person
is not in, like, dire straits. It's like, I can't do that.

(35:45):
There's 8 billion people on thisplanet.
Yeah, and like you got to be a whole person if you want to help
somebody else. I'm sorry.
You just do. Like you got to have your own
life together if you want to be able to be helpful to somebody
else in a in a big way, right. If you want to be able to extend
energy and time and effort in into building somebody else up

(36:08):
or being a part of somebody else's life in a major way or
being a big change in the world,you got to have your own shit
straight. Because guess what?
That's not going to come for free and you can't pour from a
fucking empty cup. And I know people are probably
tired of hearing that shit, but it's the fucking truth.
You cannot pour from an empty cup.
So makeup, hair, nails is part of what makes me feel like a

(36:35):
complete person. It took a very long time for me
to realize that, but what gave me that realization is the way
that I feel when I don't have those things.
Like compared to when they are back again, right?
So for a while I took my nails off.
OK, they'll give. Use the nails as an example.

(36:55):
For a while I took my nails off.My nails just needed a break.
I'd had acrylics on for like 2 fucking years straight and you
just need to give your nails a break sometimes.
So I'd taken them off. I was like, I'll just paint them
at home or I'll put press ONS on.
And I did that for maybe a good six months.
I don't know, something like that.
And I was worried because I quitmy job, we wouldn't be able to
afford it. We were trying to cut back.

(37:16):
So I was like, you know what, fine, I don't have a job
anymore. The nails got to go bye.
See ya didn't blink twice about it.
It wasn't a big deal. I will feed my family and pay my
bills before I put makeup, nailsor fancy hair on my head and my
body, right? It's just not going to happen.
I'm I'm a fucking grown adult. So they went bye bye.

(37:36):
Then one day I decided I want mynails back.
I asked my husband, hey, I thinkI really want my nails back.
Can we financially afford for meto have my nails done even at
minimum once a month, even if these motherfuckers be grown the
hell out before I be able to go get, you know, like real grown
out before I can go get them filled and fixed again?

(37:59):
Can we afford it? And he's like, yeah, you're all
right, go get your fucking nailsdone.
And I was like cool so guess what, I have nails again and I
don't feel bad about going to get my nails because he said we
can afford it. And I fucking believe him
because I look at the finances too, right When I had them nails
put back on and I left a fuckingsalon.

(38:19):
You couldn't tell me nothing. You couldn't tell me nothing,
bitch. I didn't give a shit that I had
gained all that weight. I didn't give a shit that my
hair wasn't quite hot as long asI'd like it to be.
I didn't give a shit that I havehalf an eyebrow right now.
I was so fucking chuffed, OK? You couldn't tell me nothing.
And I was like, like. As you're leaving the salon
you're like, I'm a bad ass bitchbitch.

(38:40):
That's right, exactly. I'm a bad bitch.
You can't tell me shit. And that is the kind of stuff
that you can't I, I won't miss out on anymore, right?
Like I've decided as long as I can afford it, I'm I'm not going
to miss out on that feeling. I don't have to.
Why am I denying myself this? What is the point?

(39:01):
What is the point of denying myself this, right?
What is the fucking point? If we can afford it?
Why do I care? You know what I mean?
Like, what is the problem? And I have this weird
relationship with joy that's like a different episode for a
different day. But like, these things bring me
pure joy. It brings me pure joy to have

(39:22):
pretty fingernails that I can stem with because I do stem with
them. I bet I get them pointy on
purpose so that I could, like, do that.
You can't see me, but like, I could stick my fingernail like
down in the other side. And like, I play with them and I
tap with them and I squeeze my hands when I'm mad and like it's
just a stem thing for me. And the hair is a process.

(39:49):
We're working on it, but it's finally to a place where I can
curl it now and I'm back to you can't tell me nothing, bitch.
You can't tell me nothing, bitch.
I got to pull that curling iron out.
I got to curl it and I was like,yes, bitch, this is who she is.
This is who's been waiting to pop the fuck out.
She's back, yes. So like, I'm starting to feel

(40:10):
more and more like myself every single day.
So it brings us to present day. OK, brings us to present day.
And I think this is just universe rewarding me for like
because I'm just going to be real selfish.
I think this is the universe rewarding me for stepping into
my joy and accepting myself as someone who likes to be well put

(40:33):
together and likes to play with makeup and likes to have pretty
hair and pretty things. Bitch, listen, one of the makeup
brands that does quite good eyeshadow formulas and lip kits
and all that good shit. It's called Glam Light.
And I don't know why I'm tellingyou bitches this because Oh no,
you know what? This comes out after it

(40:55):
launches, so I can be real selfish and make sure I get it.
I don't want everyone to run into it.
They're releasing a fucking Lordof the Rings collab and I am
ready to sell feet pics to get this OK.
Like I'm ready to make an OF account and sell fucking feet
pics. I was like, I don't care what I

(41:15):
got to do. I got to own this.
We don't really have to do that,but you know what I mean.
I'm being sarcastic. Like I saw the outer box.
I don't even know what the fuck all is in it and I sent you that
picture and I was like. Sending me pieces of it.
And I'm like, is this all the same?
Like, is this all the same company?
She's like, yeah, I'm like, damn.
And they like everything looks beautiful.

(41:36):
And I'm not really into makeup. I like how the palettes look and
stuff, but I'm not into, I'm notreally into makeup.
I'm like, man, it's like if I was into makeup, I'd be in
trouble. Yeah, and like, I'm an eyeshadow
palette junkie, OK? Like, a good color story in an
eyeshadow palette will get you to, like, shut up and take my
money. Right.
Like, just shut up and take my money.

(41:56):
That is the one thing that tempts me more than anything.
So I've really had to get in my brain about, like, now come on,
Nick, are you going to use that bright fucking red eyeshadow
ever in your life? No, no, you're not.
So don't buy that palette. Right.
Like, you don't need that. So I've learned what colors I
like the best on me, which is Blues, greens, purples, cool
toned Browns, The occasional warm tone look.

(42:20):
Yeah, the occasional warm tone Ican roll with, but I'm mostly a
cool tone bitch. OK, I have.
Neutral skin, green eyes, so that does help.
Yeah, green eyes, neutral skin, neutral hair.
Like this is this is me. So I've learned what I like and
I know what color stories to buyso I'm not wasting my money on
random shit. They are starting to drop

(42:42):
teasers because this launches onthe 16th of May Currently it is
3 days away. We are T -, 36 fucking hours.
OK, I am going to be online 70. Two hours, but yeah.
Shush 36. 36 is a day and a halfbut OK.
Go on. I was being, I was being
hopeful. I was like, as soon as I said

(43:05):
it, I'm like, bitch, that's not right.
You're stupid. That ain't right.
I was hoping you would. My my, my autism was like, I got
to correct her because if I don't.
You're do it because you can't. You can't let me sound stupid.
I mean, I did it to myself, but it's fine.
I was like, wait. As soon as I said it, I was
like, no, no, that's not enough time, honey, that ain't right.
There's not ten hours in a day. So you can't, there's not like

(43:25):
1212 hours be 12 hours in a day.You can't do that.
This is why I barely passed Massanyway.
So they're launching teasers now, right?
So for the longest time it was just the outside of the PR box.
APR box, if you don't know is what they would send out to
influencers ahead of time to where like it would be the

(43:47):
entire collection would be in this box in like a keepsake box.
OK, this brand is really cool. Whatever they send out to
influencers, they also sell thatto the general public.
They will put together the same PR box and make sure that the
general public can buy that as well as whatever is sent out to
the influencers. I have no idea what this thing
costs. I do not care.

(44:11):
They're finally putting out teasers and they have not opened
the eyeshadow palette yet, but they did a teaser where they
showed the outside of the palette and then they took three
colors from the palette and swatched it on their arm.
They're fucking cool tones. I'm like, thank God, it's
greens, it's Blues, it's shimmers.
I'm like, bitch, I was like, oh,thank Jesus.

(44:36):
But listen, you know, sometimes they can really fuck it up,
right? Like some, they could have gone
with like the Sauron route, you know, like they did.
They they launched a, they're launching a lip kit with this.
There's like a Sauron lip kit with like a burnt orange
lipstick and like all this otherstuff.
So like they could have gone that way with it.
There's there's this really coolhighlighter called My Precious

(44:58):
and it's gold. It's a gold highlighter with the
ring and Gollum on it. There's the Evan Starr
collection that has a lip scrub and a lip mask in it.
So like all these things are going to be in this box.
They're starting to tease it allOK because we're three days away
and they've yet to show this eyeshadow palette.
I don't care. I don't care what it looks like.

(45:19):
I don't give a shit. I'm buying it.
I told her before I ever saw an ounce of teasers.
What? Weeks ago when they first put it
on their website, I was like, I don't care.
I'm fucking owning it. I have never been ever in my
whole life this excited about a makeup launch.

(45:40):
Never ever ever ever I have looked at people do that do
collabs like color pops, a brandthat does collabs all the time.
I've looked at those collabs andthought, oh, that's really cool.
But like I really wouldn't use most of it that's in there.
Like those aren't really my colors.
Like you don't really like that.This.
I'm like, I don't give two shitswhat the fucking color story is.
I don't care what's in it. I don't care.

(46:02):
I probably won't ever wear that burnt orange fucking lipstick
except for to do like a one off look with it.
It'll probably never leave the house with it on, but do you?
You bet my bitch has to spend onit 'cause it is in the coolest
packaging I've ever fucking seen.
Like I'm such a fucking Lord of the Rings nerd.

(46:22):
I have to own this. I have to own this.
Like I'm so pumped and my husband, I'm like, I'm so sorry
that like this is now my obsession in life because this
is the most expensive fucking thing.
Well, not the most expensive, but it can be more of the most
expensive things like books. Are also like yeah.

(46:43):
Yeah, it's an expensive hyper orwhat am I trying to say hyper
fixation or like special interest?
Special interest is what I'm trying to say.
It's an expensive special interest, OK, if you let it be.
So I really try to like reserve myself for these things like
this that come out where I'm like, take my fucking money.
I don't even have to see what's in the box.
Just take my fucking money. I need it.

(47:06):
So that's what I'm gearing up for right now.
You best believe my dumb ass will be on Glam Lights website
at 115959 on the fucking 15th with my finger on that add to
cart button and purchasing it immediately when it fucking
turns midnight. Like I am going to be staying up
to get this because the amount of comments and watches and

(47:30):
things are like 4 times the amount of their normal collabs
because this is such a major universe right?
I am so worried I am not going to get my hands on this PR box
that I'm willing to stay up all night for it.
So that's where I'm at with that.
But anyway, all of that crazy squirrel ass trail sequel meme

(47:53):
bullshit to say. I feel like I see a lot of
people in our community as well who do have like a unique
self-expression. There were a lot of people that
would come into my work when I worked at the salon place that I
would find out were neurodivergent and they had,

(48:14):
they were usually the ones that had like the fun crazy hair and
like were with all the colors. And it's like, I think there's
part of me that really just loves to play and to express
that like all of the joy and allof the God.

(48:35):
What is the word I'm looking for?
Why is my brain dying? Because it's almost 230.
That's why my brain's dying. This is the second episode we've
recorded today. What am I trying to say?
Help me. Like how people feel, you said.
Joy in what they're doing. Yes, when you see someone who is
a truly creative person, right? It's it's like you see a light

(48:57):
like they glow. Yeah.
It's. It's it's difficult to like
ignore that person right when you tell, when you see that
someone who is truly so confident in themselves and
letting their creativity just live on their body, right?
I feel like this with like people who are covered in

(49:18):
tattoos, people who have cool funky fucking hair, people who
can turn out a fucking beat on their face like nobody.
'S business, right? Clothes like I sometimes like
get so jealous that like can just turn any any clothes to get
any like random store, any random thrift shop and then just
turn it into a look and it's like, damn, I don't have that
skill. Right, right.
And it's like that outward self-expression is so important.

(49:41):
It's more important than I thinkpeople put credit it like, wow,
my brain is dying. It's more important than people
think it is, and not for any other reason.
Then it's a part of who you are.So if your outward expression is
that you don't like to wear makeup and you like to wear
comfortable clothing, and you like your hair up in a ponytail

(50:03):
and you would just like a fresh,clean face, do that and rock
that and fucking own that, right?
Like own that that is who you are.
I'm not her. Do you know what I mean?
Like I'm not her. And when you fight so hard to
not be something, it just it just ruins your fucking mental

(50:24):
health, man. I it is.
It is so liberating to just admit that, like I Nicki
Eldridge, I'm a make up, a holic.
And no, I will not be going to any classes for it, not be going
to any programs. I like this addiction and I will
keep it, thank you very much. It is a problem that I don't

(50:47):
want to get rid of. So there we go.
I like to be. I'm liking to be more of myself.
And I think I need to stop talking now because it's
starting to not make any sense. You know what I'm trying to say
to you? Be you.
Be true to yourself. Do you Boo?
All right, do you Boo? Thank you for letting me single
me Mat you about makeup. All my favorite creators will be

(51:11):
in like YouTube. People will be in the show
notes. Listen to them, OK?
I'm obviously a squirrely mess. Listen to them, take their
advice. I watch countless fucking hours
OK of this content. I have gone to a lot of people's

(51:31):
channels and reviewed things andhow they do things.
I think these are the most genuine and authentic people
you'll find online that I have found so far, so hopefully you
can find something helpful. All right, that was my spiel.
That's all we got. I have.
To stop now, I have to stop now.OK, so.

(51:52):
What's fun and? Fucker yet we have Mad Lib
today, yeah? Yeah.
OK, all right, here we go. Let me wake my fucking mouse up
ma'am, Ma'am, thank you. See, even it got bored and said
fuck you, I'm going to sleep. All right, here we go.

(52:19):
OK doe OK OK just move my keyboard twosie side on the desk
that I have very little room on to fucking right.
There's so many pieces of equipment on this desk.
OK we did how to hatch dragon egg.
We are on what unicorns eat. Damn.

(52:41):
We should have done sympathy theother week and talked about it
because it would make a lot of sense.
But it's. Or this week technically.
Oh yeah, this week, technically.Oh yeah, we have to do a Jeremy
update, don't we? We're supposed to talk about
Binky, Let's just talk about sympathy.
We have unicorns, Let's talk about sympathy.

(53:02):
Since she's yet to be like she'smostly fleshed out, let's real
quick talk about sympathy. But she's not.
Still not. It's on, it's on theme.
You know, she is a, she is AWIP.Work in progress.
Yeah, but you know what? It's fine.
I think that. I think she's allowed to be.
I think that's why it's so difficult.
She hasn't had her 20. She's in her 2020 era right now.

(53:22):
OK. Yeah, she has not yet had her
Saturn return. She's younger than the rest of
these people. Because if you remember,
actually that fucking tracks. Because remember her uncle
Penumbra, I think was his name was who introduced, like shoved
her on Jeremy and was like, you got to take my niece with you,

(53:45):
remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that tracks. OK, let me pull up our little
Google Sheet. Here.
Let me get my sheet together. Holy shit.
I'm stupid. All right?
That's enough. Holy shit.
OK, good. I'm glad somebody else did it,
not me. All right.

(54:06):
OK. So sympathy.
Sympathy the Unicorn. Yeah, sympathy the Unicorn.
So sympathy is, like we said, a work in progress.
I'm going to say she is a fast fashionista.

(54:27):
OK, She's a. Fascist.
It's like she is a fascist. I'm like.
I'm only talking about. Fascism in the last episode.
But Jesus, I think it. Fits though when she turns into
the Mystic Princess of evil. She goes from goes from

(54:51):
fashionista the fascist, yes. OK, so she's a fashionista.
Bitch can turn a look, OK? But she only wears white, will
only wear white or Gray, OK? And the hair pink and floofy and

(55:11):
floofy and curly and luscious, like a horse's mane.
OK, she's got luscious locks, OK, very vain human and will
turn a look. OK, She I guess this also fits
because she loves to outwardly express herself in a very like

(55:35):
with her makeup is very expressive.
She has this like really cool eyeliner that like dips down on
the tear duct, gives her eye like a really bitchy shape.
And I love it, yeah, like a cat eye and like a hell a much to
blush and this really cunty lip thing she's got going on.
We love it. She is serving face.

(55:55):
OK. Have you?
Ever read or watched Devil Rose Prada?
It just reminds me of Miranda Priestly Al Shreve's character.
Yes, so she stays turning a look.
OK, we love it. So her aspiration, I feel like
this was the best I could get out of what my options were,

(56:17):
because I feel like sympathy is kind of needy, right?
In the storyline, she's kind of needy.
She's kind of like clingy, right?
A little obsessive, if you will.Definitely very jealous, very
vain thing. And so you mean the thing?

(56:39):
Just remind me from fucking Robin Hood, the animated one.
Don't touch me. Don't.
What did he say? Don't something you mean thing
Anyway, Squirrel. So she's aspiration is a world
famous celebrity. I feel like that's the best we
could do with the choices I had.So this bitch wants to be

(57:03):
famous. OK, She really, really wants to
be famous. The best she could do though,
like the like the the celeb world didn't work out for her.
She tried real hard. Jealous of Finnegan for sure.
Yeah, oh wait, super jealous Finnegan.
Super fucking jealous Finnegan. They don't really get along very

(57:25):
well, like at all. So she tried to like, get on a
bunch of movie roles and really tried her hand at acting.
She really wanted to do this, and it just never fucking panned
out for her. She could never quite get a
role. The best she got was like a
commercial role and she turned it down because it wasn't good
enough for her, OK? She was.
She was not having it. So she turned to the Internet,

(57:47):
as one does. And she did hit it big over
there for her fashion or her makeup.
She is an Internet superstar forher career, OK.
So like an influencer? Yeah.
So she's like a, well, she's notnecessarily like an influencer.

(58:09):
She's more of like a like a fashion like a fashion person.
So like, yes, like a fashion influencer basically is the
thing that I think the role I picked.
But then like you promote them up to like Internet superstars.
So she's a bigwig fashion influencer on we'll just say the

(58:29):
Gram because I feel like the Fashionista star Instagram.
So she's on the gram. She's she's killing it over
there several million followers.She's killing it.
So her traits though, this is this gets her in some trouble.
OK, bitch, not very mentally stable, which fair, I can

(58:51):
relate. She's hot headed.
OK, don't piss her off. OK, Please don't piss her off.
You will catch these hooves, these hooves.
You will etch these hands so fast, bitch, so fast.
She is scrappy and she's bitchy and.

(59:13):
She wears high heels so she can stab a bitch with those.
She really do. She's got some big old fucking 6
inch heels on with a platform and she will shove them up your
ass quicker than you can blink. OK.
She is hot headed, very materialistic, obviously goes
with the job and but she is veryalluring, so we'll give her

(59:35):
that. That is how she was able to get
so many followers on Instagram. She is very she's a very
alluring personality like peoplewant like people are attracted
to her right, But they can't figure out why because once they
get to know her, they fucking hate her.
She's a bitch. She's.
A magnetic personality. She does, but she's mean, right?

(59:56):
So like she has very few friends.
Especially Regina George and Mean Girls.
Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
You got it. Nailed it.
She's Regina George. OK, so we are still mapping her
out past that right now. I'm working on her house.
We've about got her done. It is an old stone like Renault

(01:00:21):
where she like it was like an old haunted looking.
She bought it for the charm. She bought it for the.
Charm. Yeah bought it for the charm and
she gutted the fucker and turnedit into like a mid century
modern but kept all of the charmabout the old home.
So she kept like the dark wood, like pass throughs and all the

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trim is that old chunky dark real wood.
She didn't paint over it. She kept it stained dark, like
it's supposed to be. Do like what millennials do
these days where they paint overbrick and stuff which hurts my
soul? No, she kept all of the best
parts about her house. She does understand and accept

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because again, fashion loves it.She does sort of spill into the
interior design space, but really only for her own space.
She didn't give a fuck about yours she really does have a
respect for. Not designing spaces over here,
you know. Right.
She has a respect for older things, right?
She really does love vintage style, especially in a home.

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So she left the the right parts and then updated the rest.
So we're about done. I'm about done with her house.
I'm almost there, weirdly enough.
And I actually did not even put this together when I put her on
this lot. I wasn't even looking at it.
I put her in Mystic Hills and I didn't even realize that the

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Mystic something is where she lives.
Like the lot. That's what the lot was called.
I just like clicked on it and put her there because I knew I
wanted her in like the more haunted area of the thing
because again, she's like a loner by herself.
Everyone else lives in town and she lives like off in the
fucking haunted area of their realm of Ravenwood.
And I didn't realize that the lot was called Mystic something

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or other. So I'm probably I think I ended
up naming her house Mystic Manor.
I like it. So that's where that's what we
we've got going on for her. We are going to continue her
storyline. She really, really, really,

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really loves horses. Obviously she was in a Unicorn.
So like she has this thing for horses and her and Binky are
going to have a good close relationship, like a good close
friend relationship because you'll find out soon Binky has a
strong connection to horses as well.
OK, so her and Binky are going to become good friends and she's

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going to become good friends with Binky's wife.
But and the baby. She loves the baby but she's
like. She's like a godmother.
Yeah, she can't stand Jeremy's kids because there's too many of
them and it overwhelms her. But like, she likes the oldest
one because again, they're teenagers, she doesn't have to
deal with them very much. But like, hates going to
Jeremy's house because it's too fucking chaotic over there.

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Don't blame her. But loves going to Binky's
house. So if she's not home, you'll
find her either, like, hanging out in the clubs, shopping,
recording content for social media or at Binky's.
And there's a good reason for Binky.
And we'll talk about that next time.

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So that's sympathy and that's about all I got because again,
she's she's sort of a TBD character.
Let's do this mad Lib. I mean, that's more than I
thought. One that I thought you had.
Yeah. So it's just, I don't know you.
You were helping a little bit. So thank you.
All right. I need a plural noun please.

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OK, shit stains. Oh God, I feel like this is
going to be another banger. Adjective.
Wrinkly. OK, now.
Harmless little flea. It's my like it came through.

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It's. A harmless little flea.
And then I'll put that flea in abox and put that box instead of
another box, and I'll mail that box to myself and when it
arrives. I'll smash it with a hammer.
Shit, Amber's New Groove is likethe best movie ever.
Fight me I don't care type of food.

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Deep dish pizza. Cause 'cause we we talked.
About it with Bray and Micah, I was like, I don't like real
pizza. OK, Article of clothing, plural
garters. OK, Oh, we get a verb ending in

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ING again. Yeah, fucking we know.
We already know what it is. Plural noun.
Bitch tits I got it from I got it from a video I watched
yesterday where this guy was like talking.
He loves Bill Burr, but he callshim Bill Bitch tits Burr.

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For some reason. He's like, I love these little
Bill bitch tits and I'm like. So.
That's where I got the word from.
Bitch tits this. Is gonna be funny, all right.
Another plural noun. All of my fucks.
OK, OK, number. I got this from Parks and Rec,

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but 5000 as in five Band 5000 Candles in the Wind.
OK, a celebrity female Margot Robbie.
I feel like she'd be a good Unicorn If if if there's a
Unicorn. Oh, for sure, she'd.
Be a good Unicorn. For sure.
I think we could totally cast her to play Sympathy in the film

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that we adapt from this at some point, yeah.
We got Hollywood. Producers reach out, yeah.
And want to put this on film because we're such good writers.
Color. Mint green.
That's the pin I'm writing in. I was, I was coloring yesterday
and that was one of the greens Iwas using was mint green.

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So it was in my head. Oh my gosh.
Oh hello my my watch is making noise.
Rude verb ending in ING boogieing boogie woogie woogie.
You cannot feel. It sure it's.
Electric boogie woogie woogie. Type of food.

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Plural crab rangoons. I haven't had crab Rangoon in so
long I want some. Delicious plural noun
gallbladders. Oh shit.
OK. And then two adjectives please.

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This is not a word 'cause I looked it up after I wrote it.
I'm like, is that a word? Gloopy.
I was thinking like goopy and gooey, but, you know, gloopy.
OK. And another one.
I was surprised this is an adjective, but a balls to the
wall, like he went balls to the wall on that project and that

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sort of thing. He went crazy.
All out effort apparently is what it means.
Balls to the wall. I thought it was a noun.
I originally, I originally put it on plural on my plural noun
thing and I'm like, oh, that's not a noun.
All right. Are you ready?
Yes. Hopefully there's no brain pain
with this one. Here we go.
This is called what unicorns eat.

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Would it surprise you to learn that the most majestic shit
stains in the world in the worldeat garbage?
Not, no, Actually, it would not.It would not surprise me.
Oh. God, well they do everything
from wrinkly soda cans to harmless little flea stain deep
dish pizza boxes used to used garters and more.

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Let me try that again. I hate when they break up
sentences like this 'cause I can't punctuation everything
from wrinkly soda cans to harmless little flea stained
deep dish pizza boxes to used garters and more.
Some have. Some have been spotted fucking
dumpsters and then using their long bitch tits to spear as many

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bags to spear. OK OK, OK OK pull it together OK
someone spotted fucking dumpsters and then using their

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long bitch tits to spear as manybags of all my fucks as they can
before being. Hot.
According to an interview with 5000 Minutes, Margot Robbie once
came home to find a mint green Unicorn boogying up in her
recycling bin. The poor thing had mistaken her

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husband's leftover crab rangoonsfor dried up gallbladders.
It was a gloopy mistake, she said.
My husband is the balls to the wall cook.
It wasn't as good as your last one, but man, it's hard to live
up to that one. I mean, bitch tits was great.

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That was great. Oh shit, I can't believe that.
Mine was like the better of the two.
It's never that way. And right out the fucking gate,
man, right out the gate. So good.
OK, no, not the odds. OK, I've got like 20 minutes

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before I go to get my kid and it's like downpouring or was a
little while ago. Yeah, it's raining here too.
Yeah. So that means I got to get there
a little early because if it's raining, I don't like to make
them stand in the rain because Iguess I got to do that stuff for
my kids. I don't know.
That's what they tell me. I got to be a parent and.

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You got to be a good mom, I guess.
You're not supposed to make themstand in the rain.
I mean, who knows? I mean Bill's character, you
know? Shit, we used to walk outside
with our mouths open in the fucking rain, OK, and catch the
raindrops. Now we get fucking some kind of
body poison or some shit from the the air with all the
pollutants and whatnot. I mean, hell, we used to drink

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out the hose. It's fine to live, all right?
Anyway, we got to go. All the things that are in the
show notes. I hope to God anybody gave a
shit about anything I said and if you didn't I'm so sorry.
But again, I'll link all the things.
We will see you guys next week before God knows what.
Don't be sorry for sharing your interest.
Thanks, I love that you're a good you're a good person,

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unlike me. Let's Oh shit.
We gotta hit the at least the Julie.
Here we go. Julie, do the thing.
I'm afraid there are no more things to do.
All right, well, that wraps up 100 episodes and a good seagull
meme. We will see you next week.
We love you. Good fucking bye bye.