Proper Podcast

We got another Proper Chat this week with some major updates: Lex is officially intentionally fluid (happy pride !!!), Cognac is back…, and fck cancer szn & fck a cancer!!

We kept it short n sweet for you since we do not actually get paid to be here and we’re about to burn tf out (pls spread the proper word the way you spread your legs for that man who dont even like you!!!).

Anyways we UP, never down - even when we feel...

Feels like summer hasn't started yet but like it’s already ended ??? Question mark ?? Anyone else not fckn w the vibes? Us to - so we’re here to give you a proper quickie (at leastttttt 25 min of course) so you can catch a proper nut and get a lil distraction. We’re talkin nonecents but we fear your host made a buck or two with her mini PP (Proper Point) of the week: they’re just not that into you … and it’s really them not you … a...

this week we are out with the men and in with the V’s… as in Virgos… and whatever body part that starts with a V… that’s right, we’re talking gay sht today yall happy pride!!!!

we did all this and kept it PG with our Proper Guest, Kia Little (@kialikethecarr) — pretty girl spokesperson for the spoiled! who went from dating big (headed) men to pretty (proper) women

before we move forward, we want you to ask yourself some quest...

This week we have a light episode with some Proper Updates (peeeeyewww) on your Proper Mother’s boring dating life (because she’s dating *only* men, not *enough* men? unsure), going out alone, and her regular life type shiii. 

Anyways, y'all barely read this anyways so ... go head and go tap in, tune in, n turn ON!

Proper Recommendations:

• Final Destination: Bloodlines

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how tf has it been 3 months since we’ve talked?? idek but we are back and up and RAW!!! please bare with the first couple min of audio - still working on production hehe

anyways, wtf is up ??? apparently your host’s confidence and character development ?? let’s let her have it, i guess … but we got some mf stories for you !! stories as in, Lex literally trying to move through life with a big heart n a$$ and life beating her down...

we have our very first proper guest this week, Demi mf Mundo (@queendemi), and we play some games - not the games those men play… but some astrology games where you can play along - or with yourself! 

alexis and demi are two cuban hyena’s in this week’s episode, sharing some confessions about previous (and unfortunately, still current) lovers, situationships, and entanglements (the E stands for earth sign men). in these sit...

Last time we talked it was about getting over a ghost. That was nothing compared to what we’re going over this week. It’s only right I cry on the internet for one purpose, and that’s for Nalah Bean Fernandez. The one not the two. My best friend. My daughter. My sugar pie. We filmed this episode 4 weeks post Nalah and I still sat on this for another 3 weeks - so thank you for baring with us during this transition. Also note we are t...

Ever been ghosted? I know you have bc you’re hot and proper and the hottest PP’s are the ones who get ghosted (just like you’re host)! This week our Proper Point is How to Get Over a Ghost & Under a Man — going through the psychological impacts of ghosting, and how tf to get through it (over it) in multiple ways. Besides that, your PH (Proper Host) gets vulnerable through her PH (Proper High) with her PP (Proper P____) — are yo...

we don’t have much to say this week but that doesn't mean we wont have a proper chat, HELLO! honestly do you even read these? let’s hope this week is one of the ones you don’t :) enjoy !!! xx

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food bank: https://www.lafoodbank.org/fire/

temporary donation center in NYC on jan 25th 2025 - 12pm-6pm - 31w 125t...

You ever enjoy your alone time so much that you feel like you got a crush?? That crush being yourself… Yeah - thats true celibacy we fear but that’s OK. It’s a path we’re choosing… Anyways, this week we get into a few boy updates, which boys??? THE boys… smh some made it over to 2025 but we’re putting an end to it !! (we hope) and we’ve been binge watching tv so we got mad recs for you! Besides that, our PP (Proper Point) of the we...

Guess what we get to do today?? We GET TO be proper. Meaning we get to be ourselves in today’s proper chat with our not so sponsor, Wynx. We wooing, wynxin, n wildin as we dive into some revelations from Lex’s work week, the return of the Peloton instructor, and questioning what one would do for $20k. Our topic of the week is a lowkey serious one on how and WHY we should romanticize our lives — from how 2024 went, how we want 2025 ...

You’re not hallucinating, this is not a drill, WE ARE BACK!!! Welcome to Season 2 (??) Episode 58 of PROPER!!! We’re so happy to be back with you every week, every Tuesday, to properly talk our sh*t!!

Please know how missed you were. We literally thought about you everyday that we didn’t speak!!

Now for the episode and what to expect — a 2024 wrapped of wtf has been happening on our end!! We’ve gained a few exes, we share one...

We taking a trip to the flea market today, aka we still in the bargaining stage of a breakup…smfh but it’s alright we rideeee it out! Speaking of riding, how does one ride a captain hook? Specifically one where the hook is facing jitt… you feel it less right? Speaking of feelings, scorpio men… We’ll leave that there for you to dissect. Just like how we dissected uncut papis, shmegma, the blackberry era, jealousy from an attention s...

Theme of this weeks episode: Let them (go.) And let GOD. That’s right, we’ve decided we’re preachers daughter(s) so our proper christian girls — rise up!! You know it’s our nuclear habit to hold on to men that we shouldn’t… But the previous full moon in Virgo got us feeling very purge like so we been saging, cleansing and **accepting**. The Proper Topic of the week includes how to get over a break up (aka the 5 stages of grief), an...

We going on a trip y’all! All expenses is paid for of course. A trip to visit the dumbest fish in the ocean… Ya Proper Hosts. You know they got 2 on this episode giving you personal stories and updates (they overshared, of course). Lex finally gets her moment to be on top (ANTM Style) while also going through a break up (they lasted six weeks). Mike went overboard again and played in the snow (for the third time this month) while a...

You ever feel like having a crush makes you manic? When will having a crush feel calm and at peace? Is your crush HISpanic? Then you will NEVER be at peace… We really have no idea so we will continue being manic (having a crush) on REPLAY! Real question is, do you wash your puffers?? Your Proper Host get into some NDA type sh*t with some exclusive influencer insider tea on this past NYFW, along with a Proper Course on how to fight ...

We’re back with another Proper Bonus episode which is filled with nonsense and perspective! Your hosts do a deep dive on the Japanese Film: Monster (2023) — you know being proper critics with proper recommendations. Putting you on, if you will. Let’s talk more about it via DM!! Talk soon xx

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This weeks episode is about a story of 4 toys and 1 girl (one of them toys being a dragon dildo) and the other being a dog… the story ends with a death by rose toy though. But we choosing to feel good today and treating ourselves with a proper shower… of cream and love. We also treating you to a brand new proper segment called Mike’s Fear FACTor where we discover a Florida law about zoophiles and stinky girls. Along with a quick po...

One thing your Proper Hosts have in common is fighting Karens in the club, particularly in Europe. But that was way back when — Now they’re commonality is masturbating to the thought of an ex… Anyone else?? This week, we have a long over due, PP requested episode talking all thing BUSINESS: From starting a business (with a best friend), betting on yourself, breaking up with a business partner/bestfriend, pivoting as an entrepreneur...