07 Come Take Seat Father's day special

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Episode Transcript

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Big blue, little blue, sailing on the sea blue.

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Look at the sea.
Look at the traffic.
I know.
Yay.
Big purple, little purple, tuck him into bed purple.
You see the teddy bear?
So do you see the teddy bear?
I know.
Big pink, little pink, squirreling little oink pink.

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Look at you as you're wearing pink.
I know.
Look at you as you're wearing pink.
We need a helping hand.
We got a friend to need.

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I'll be by your side.
You can always count on me.
The true friend you are.
You know how to make me smile.
You pick me up.
You pick me up.
You pick me up.
So won't you come and sit down?

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Come take a seat.
Come take a seat.
Oh, man.
Hot cast seat.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
We here today with the Apollo's Day special episode.
We brought the kiddos.
They here.
Look like he kind of waving.
Right.
What up, pal?
Hey.

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It's your host, Munchmeity.
I got Zeron here in my littlest biscuit, J'net.
Sup, people?
Hi, everybody.
I'm Deontay.
This is Harmony.
And it's Father's Day.
We're dads.

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There we are.
We're the pappies.
They never thought we'd be dads.
And now look at this.
Ever.
I can never be a dad.
Well, my world is these days.
Put a pin in that.
You know, you don't want to pay for it.
Yeah.
2024 is a crazy time, isn't it?
You can be whatever you want to be.

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Remember that, y'all.
Don't let no one tell y'all what to be.
You be the best you can be.
Yeah.
You be the best dad you can be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you don't want to be a dad, then just be great.
Yup.
Gotta do it.
Now, we gotta give praise to all the fathers out there, all the great fathers out there

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just present and doing their thing.
This is for real fathers out there.
This is Father's Day.
Not Dad Day.
Father's Day.
Father.
Father.
For your family.
Oh, a day, man.
Shout out to all the real dads, man, that's present every single day.

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And they are just there for them babies, dude.
Nurturing them, loving them, guiding them, giving them strength.
Shout out to y'all, bro.
You got your family on y'all backs.
For real.
Bang.
Oh, daddy.
These are all my backs that's sold on.
Sold on.
Your back tired.
I know.
My back a little tired.
It's a little sore.
But we keep going.

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Heck yeah.
We keep going.
That's the best part about these days.
We get to kind of relax a little bit.
A little bit.
I ain't got to worry about being stressed out.
That's what makes this day so special.
So special.
Oh, it's special.
Look at that.
Special?
Yeah.
Hey, we're feeling.
You got to feel it.
You got to feel it.
Special.

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How do you feel?
You just special.
You're like, need more stars.
You need more stars?
Yeah.
The star needs more stars?
The star needs more stars.
I can't.
Today, I will celebrate Bobbie's Day, which means even the hot seat is going to be different.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
See, the kids are having their food, so we're going to let Janay take over the hot seat.

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She's going to say what all your kids probably been thinking.
Oh man.
You're welcome.
Put the generation on your back.
I don't want to.
You don't want your back tied?
I don't want this generation.
Then give them some knowledge.
Tell them what you think.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.
Kick that gang.

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Oh, not the knuckle crack.
Oh, it's about the dollar bill.
Oh, the dollar bill.
Oh, no, even Arm putting their hands up like, yeah, say it girl.
Say it.
Parents is on my nerves.
On my bottom now.
Oh God.
One annoying thing that parents kind of do is they say like, I'm going to start off with

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simple, like they say, eat this.
Or they say like, at least try it, at least.
Why don't you try it?
You want to try it first?
Do you like this too?
Or when parents yell at you and then you don't have the argument, and so then you think,
okay, today's a new day, and so we're not going to bring you up.

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Then we get right back up.
I used to say that as a kid too.
The food thing, because I used to always have my vegetables sitting right there.
Eat the corn.
I don't want to eat that.
You eat the corn.
I want to eat the corn.
I want to eat the corn.
Everything else is going to set with the corn.
So you know what?
I don't want the corn.
Yo.
I tried it.

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I tried it.
The other 10 times I didn't want to eat it.
No, I can't say I struggled eating vegetables growing up.
I'm just thankful mom didn't feed me Brussels sprouts.
That was gross.
That was disrespectful.
I had them like now.
Depending on how you make them, they're pretty good.
Do you like Brussels sprouts?
I do not.

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I'm just saying they're tasty enough.
They're on calve.
Do you like Brussels sprouts?
I don't like Brussels sprouts.
It's like a little mini cabbage.
It's something you can live without, trust me.
It's not that great.
Now asparagus.
Have you tried asparagus?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Don't that make your pea look different colors?

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Or stink or something like that?
I think yeah.
It makes your pea stink.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
But it's so good.
Especially if it's grilled.
Grilled?
Yeah.
Don't you like that?
Like on steak and everything?
On steak?
Oh, asparagus on steak.
You know what?
It's not like in all commercials I have asparagus.
I probably didn't notice I had asparagus.

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I probably just thought it was just stuff on top of it.
You just look at the meat.
I did.
I was just looking at the food.
What you doing girl?
Nah.
I also, I was one of the kids that don't like to argue with the parents and stuff.
So they used to get up out there and sit in my end.

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What's y'all doing though?
Going crazy and I'd be like okay.
Then you wake up part two.
I didn't even know it was a part two.
I was good.
You walk away from my argument and say something under your breath.
And out of nowhere they have supersonic hearing.
Can't hear anything else.
Anything else?
What was that?
Anything else?

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My mom was running into the lines.
Bro, where did you get it from?
I'll hear it.
Yeah.
She got super hearing.
One down.
What else?
I feel like I'm not the messiest.
I feel like when parents say alright, you can help after yourself.

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But don't parents sometimes do the same thing, even worse.
Like they don't put it back to themselves?
Yeah, like let's say I'm getting a lemonade and then I put it back.
But let's say mom, she gets lemonade.
She'll get it right there on the counter.
With the refrigerator open.
That's a great joke, baby.

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And so I was kind of confused about that.
I know I've been like doing TV dinners all that much sometimes.
I like the brownie, but that was really it.
Every time.
Every time.
TV dinners.
Every kids cuisine.
Oh yeah.
Making your package, making your pudding time blue.
Absolutely.
I'll see.

(08:44):
I'll see.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
When were you born?
2010.
2010.
Oh dear.
That makes a lot of sense.
Okay.
You didn't really get to.
What's wrong with 2010?
Nothing.
I'm just saying.
Just don't know about the kids.
Man, look.
I'm so sorry.
I was born in 1940 or whatever.
Wow.

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Wow.
Slowly.
Sorry, the 30s.
Wow.
20s.
The horses.
Oh, oh, oh.
We had horses.
Okay.
So have you experienced the joy of a lunchable?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like certain lunchables.
Hey, lunchables, they got like a new recipe nowadays.
They changed their label and their recipe.

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I don't know.
It tastes better.
It tastes better.
They got to get the rest of something.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry, y'all.
She's snacking.
I'm going to put this with her so she don't tear up the cover.
Put that back together.
Okay.
Or do you know the luxury of a snow day, and it's not really a luxury.

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It's probably the most stressful moments of our lives as a kid, but waiting for your school
to get called out on the news.
I'm always waiting for that.
I'm always waiting for that.
Okay.
So she knows what that's like.
I'm always out of school now.
I'm so sorry, dude.
You're all right.
I'm thinking about your bottle right here.

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Yours is right here.
I'm sorry.
What if somebody can get in a sippy cup?
He hasn't got the sippy cup part down.
Oh, dude.
He just started gumming on it after a while.
Yeah, gumming on stuff helps her sleep, which I just learned.

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Because I would like make her an extra bottle.
I feel like that makes her sleep easier.
No, she just like chewing stuff.
You got to get that warm bottle right before she goes to sleep.
Dude, apparently I don't have to warm it up no more.
Because I used to do that all the time, but Brittany, she was just like, yeah, you don't
have to warm it up.
I'm just like, oh.
The warm ones just help her go to sleep easier.
Yeah, I'm sticking with that.

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That's the best part of it.
At night time, they're already kind of fighting it, eyes rolling.
They'll be fighting for their life.
He's just turning around in circles.
Like, girl, just go to sleep.
It's not hard.
Just get to sleep.
You'll probably go to sleep too.
Oh, my God.
You'll be right there, sleep while you watch TV.
Go to sleep.

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You go to sleep.
Yo, now, I heard your rebuttals is ridiculous.
Like, you're very quick on your feet.
Very quick on your feet.
So look, so look, man.
I said rebuttal, and he's like, I'm going to give you a good rebuttal.
Respond back quick.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Or another word is first.
I can't leave them just hanging because when they're going to think, oh, I must have read
it, then I just want to answer.

(11:38):
Oh, no.
No.
Yeah.
Clear it off quick.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah.
We can't talk about me going to sleep.
You've literally watched Judge Judy just for you to go to sleep.
Yeah.
Huh.
Why not?
You gotta have something to go to sleep to.
At least by turning the TV off.
OK.
Sometimes it's too good, and sometimes I'm like, huh, I kind of want this to be with me

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when I go to sleep.
But why not leave the sleep time?
No, because then that's not working.
And you guys are going to be stuck on my white sound.
We can still use your white sound.
Yes, you did.
That was a big...
We're borrowing it.
You got a radio in there and a little light thingy thing that you could be using too.

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That light thingy thing doesn't work.
I now use it for only to charge my phone, and a radio, that's for music.
Like music.
Why don't you play white sounds off your phone?
Because then my phone would die, and I don't want that.
You put it on the charger while you play some music.
Yeah.
Why not?
Why not?
Logically, it makes sense.
Give me that pillow, Austin.

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Oh.
Oh.
And she puts us in the hot seat.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Sorry.
OK.
I understand.
See, these are things they don't tell you about with parenthood.
They're going to leave the TV's on.
Certain kids, if you have a little bit of scare, just throw it.

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Sorry.
Because then I get...
OK.
I know probably other kids out there, you know when you have a scary image and you don't
want to think about it, but things start thinking about it?
Let's say you're going to go get a drink or food or something, they just start thinking
about it, and you're like, wow, that's scary to get me.
I had a bag in my room that used to look like a face when I was little.
It used to scare me sometimes.

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I just go over there and change it to just push the bag in to make it look different.
Yeah.
I'm sitting there too long, and the next thing I know it's a whole different creature.
I don't ever see anything, but I always mentally prepare for if I do.
So I wake up in the middle of the night and my TV's off and it's really dark in my room.
I just look in my closet because the door is always open.

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I'm like, what if a face just pops right in there?
It slowly just comes out.
Yeah, I'm just like, okay, I've got to stay calm.
I've got to stay calm.
Or if my bathroom door is cracked but it's like a face peeking through, I'm just like,
oh, I really don't know how to react to that situation.
I think either overreact or underreact.
I think I would definitely feel chills up my spine, but at the same time, just stay calm.

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Just stay calm.
They feed off fear.
I thought you were going to say that I'm going to tap back, but in a situation where you
see something peeking through your door and it's like a bathroom door, you're like,
ask me some questions.
How'd you get in here?
And you can do anything you want to.
You just going to poop on me?
That's how I feel.
So you've got to be something.
She poops on me, yo.

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That's the love I get.
My father's stinky, but right on me.
Yeah, she just poop.
That's what we're doing out here.
That's what we're just going to poop on pops?
Okay.
That's what's happening.
Father's Day.
Yeah.
Hashtag.
Today's tournament is going to be about who's the best dad.

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We're going to figure out who the best dad is going to be all types of people to look
out for.
So stay tuned.
Follow us.
Legacy News.
YouTube.
TikTok?
Dokon Chili on TikTok.
We haven't changed it.
Dokon DTE on TikTok.
We haven't changed it.
You got to feel relaxed.

(15:24):
Again, shout out to all the fathers.
That's the plug in itself right there.
All the great, amazing dads out there.
D-Raps on SoundCloud and YouTube.
D-Raps I Am Hip Hop if you want to reach me on Facebook.

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D-Raps I Am Hip Hop 402 on Instagram as well.
Deeply appreciate everybody who takes the time to listen to my music.
We got so much more coming.
So let's keep your eyes open and don't sleep.
Y'all have to check out some of the previous videos we've released.
We did a 90s episode last time and we had the pop-up concert that we did.

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So go check out all that stuff and be tuned for more of it.
Shout out to DTE Legacy, shout out to True Crimes Legacy.
Zorilla couldn't make it.
But everybody, leave a uh.
Leave a uh get well zone chat.

(16:31):
Leave a get well zone chat.
I was going to say something else.
Yo, I kind of caught that.
So I'm just like, oh dear.
Who is talking about in the group chat?
I'm like, oh dear.
Yo, get well zone chat.
Let them know that we need them here.
Because he's actually right here.
We ain't here this time.
We all ain't there.

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Because he got something going on there.
Something going on.
He ain't married.
Yeah, he is.
He's getting married.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Shout out to Miss V too for giving us the platform to perform.
Shout out to Miss V.
On my heart in Nebraska.
We appreciate you.
Yes sir, yes sir.

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Who else should we shout out?
Real quick.
There's a lot of good people.
I know who out here just like supporting us.
Shout out to Yogi the Sma.
Don't tell him to Yogi.
He be having some gaming videos there.
How you cracking up.
Indeed, indeed.
Um, shoot.
Shout out to uh.
You got any friends that you want to just shout out?

(17:36):
Uh oh.
Anybody got a TikTok?
Uh uh.
I don't got a TikTok.
Yo.
What you got?
Uh.
Shout out to Janaye.
If you see this, I love you.
Um, hopefully we can meet up soon.

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She's a really great person.
You are of course.
Shout out to uh.
Shout out to a dude.
Um.
Shout out to Jesus.
Word.
Thanks for getting us here.
Word.

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Shout out to Brendan.
Get your busy saying the city.
Idiot.
Hey, can we forget anyone?
Uh, uh, no good to Sam.
Check him out.
Hey.
Um, one heck of an artist, bro.

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Dude is a walking apocalypse with the lyrics.
Shout out to him.
Shout out to my pops.
Uh, Sterling Anderson.
Dude, thank you for just being my pops, dude.
Thank you.
Um, man.
There's so many more people.
I know we gotta keep pushing.
Shout out to the mamas out there that's holding it down for Father's Day too.

(19:01):
Indeed.
So, I give it to my moms for Father's Day.
Yeah, same here.
Same here.
I mean, thankfully, you know, I got both parents, but make no mistake, mom, she stayed holding
it down.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, so, I'm just thankful for the both of y'all.
Like, word up.
Shout out to grandpa's.
Word.
My dad of course.
Yeah.

(19:22):
Uh, my mom, since we were kind of the first ones to, she was the main one to try and
help, try to keep Father's Day to really, the mom, father.
Yo.
Is something wrong?
Shout out to my mom's husband, Marlon Spiller.
Thank you for being such a good dude to my mom and a positive influence in my life as
well.

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Thank you, man.
God love that, honey.
Word.
Word.
All day.
Man, this boy.
Hey, he is not dead.
He's good.
My hand, my arm is not moving.
What, mama?
All right.
Dudes and don'ts about being a dad.
I can say the don't definitely, not being there, that's a big don't.

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You're not there, then you're not father.
You're not a dad.
So, definitely don't do that.
Don't leave the bottle out.
If you know, we got to take an easy made, easy pour stuff.
So, basically, you get the drip tab out and you can pour it into the bottle.

(20:31):
It's not usually refrigerated.
But once you open it, you got to refrigerate it.
Okay.
So, don't leave it out.
Yeah.
Those things add up.
We spent so much on milk.
And easy pours is just so convenient.
But we left one out a couple of times and it just got thrown away after that because

(20:52):
it's starting to stick.
Yeah.
I can't get baby that.
Bro.
Oh my God.
Like, you ever like just, like overnight, you got to wash out the bottle and you just
open it and it just hits you and uppercuts you?
The formula or just the soy milk?
Oh my God.
It's so strong.
Oh, don't let it be hot.
Don't let it be hot.

(21:13):
It's going to violate you or nothing.
Oh, it did.
It does it every time.
Every time.
So, yeah.
Give your babies clean bottles and wash those bottles out thoroughly.
Wash out, can I say it again?
Wash out the nipple properly.
And thoroughly wash out the rim of the bottle.
The round part.

(21:34):
Tell me about it.
This blue part right here.
This.
Yeah, wash that out.
It gets the stuff caked up under there.
Man, I'm telling you dude.
It's so nasty.
You got to get in there.
Okay.
You got to get in there.
Get you a little tool.
Yeah, man.
That's straight edges.
Shoot.
Man, don't go to sleep without no diapers next to you because you ain't going to want
to get up and go to the next room.
In fact, getting up, you're going to be woke.
The baby is going to go back to sleep.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Like you ever like try to sneak past the baby just to get to the kitchen?

(21:59):
And then one little move and just try to get to the kitchen.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Like you ever like try to sneak past the baby just to get to the kitchen?
And then one little move and just try to get to the kitchen.
Dude, I'm like everything's loud in the middle of the night.
I'm like, bro, there's no way I can be quiet right now.

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No possible way.
My bad mama's here.
Yeah, go for it.
Don't kill it.
Don't stay up when the baby goes to sleep.
That's a big one right there.
Do not.
Oh, and I'm still learning that lesson.
Oh, you're going to be pissed.
It's right when you think you're going to go to sleep.
It's right when it's over.
Every time.
You would think I know better by now.
But no.

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No.
Why?
Because I got to get my Fortnite in.
I got to have it.
I got to have it.
Okay.
Whenever I can.
But dude, as soon as I wake up.
Dude.
I got a problem.
I swear I do.
But like, dude, as soon as I lay my head down and start to drift off.
I'm just like.
Oh my God.

(23:04):
Why?
The middle of the night bottles and that meditation music for babies.
Oh, the white sound.
Yes.
You know there's different kinds of sounds.
They got white sound, pink sound.
It's like all different.
I did not know that.
I didn't know that.
My brother told me.
I've been hearing that ever since.
Dude, she listens to the ocean.
Like just the dolphins and water sounds.

(23:27):
Yeah.
Like the rain.
Nice.
Nice.
It's on storm setting.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
It just gets you to sleep.
It's on the skin.
I used to watch this one anime.
They go to sleep with them.
It was an anime that provoked sleep.
So you watch it and it's supposed to make you sleep here and stuff like that.
Dig it.
Bleach it when you watch it or watch Bleach.

(23:49):
Nice.
I think that's probably why he'd be growling so much.
I watch too much anime with him.
So he'd think he's a Dragon Ball Z character.
You know what?
That makes a lot of sense.
He just.
Yo.
So speaking of sleep, right.
What are some dudes about, father?
Oh.
Hold on.
I thought we were going to get to the dude.
Oh, okay.

(24:10):
I'm getting a little thick or something.
No, we was talking about sleep and one night she just could not go to sleep.
But I played Kendrick Lamar's.
I think it was Pride and she fell asleep.
And of course on repeat like bro or another night she wouldn't stop crying.
And I played James Brown, funky drummer.

(24:32):
Now her eyes were still closed, but she started smiling.
I'm like girl, you've been here before.
She a whole soul.
Like what you know about some James Brown, girl.
So that's a funny sleep story right there, dude.
Now dudes, what's up the dudes?
Be present.
Stay around.
Number one.
Jump up and get milk.
Or a carton of cigarettes.

(24:55):
Man.
Yeah, man.
Oh, man.
The dudes.
Be patient, man.
Oh, yeah.
That's the big one right there.
As my mom told me, there's no playbook about parenting.
No, no.
You really just learn as you go, man.
So just be patient with yourself and those kids, bro.
Because they're going to run you up the wall.

(25:17):
Some days it's going to be tough.
But you really got to let that patience kick in.
Especially once they start becoming a teenager.
And you got to trust that they're doing the right thing.
And not falling into bad crowds.
Whatever the case is.
Just trust in them.
And be patient because sometimes kids go through things.

(25:39):
And they're going to come to you when they're ready.
Because sometimes it's hard to.
We all have been there.
Oh, yeah.
It's hard to either try to think of the words that you want to use.
Like how can I bring this to my parents when they're getting pissed?
Yeah, yeah.
And so be patient with your kids.
Especially the teenagers.
Sometimes they have attitudes.

(26:00):
I'm blessed to not have the super attitude type teen.
Pretty chill for the most part.
But I've seen some teens, they can be a little snappy.
Oh, yeah. For sure.
It baffles me.
It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How are you getting away with that?
You know I would be six feet if I said what you're saying right now.

(26:23):
Man, six feet.
You're going to back up and put six feet in.
In my school.
I bet.
Wow.
I bet.
My friend Danny, I think she wanted to do it with her mom.
And then she was like, oh, it's in this drawer.
You have to look, look, look, look.
And then she's like, you know what?
Forget it. Love you. Bye.

(26:44):
Like shut up.
Whoa.
And she's apparently Asian.
Dude, these kids are crazy, man.
Or just skipping.
Ain't no way I can talk to my parents like this.
There's no way.
You know the crazy story part right now?
Yeah.
Because she's got a whole bunch of crazy stories and stuff happening at our school.

(27:07):
Oh dear.
Okay.
All right.
So second one is skipping class.
When, mainly you've got to say, can I go to the bathroom?
And then let you know, okay, they're skipping.
Like this girl, she wanted to skip class because she said, oh, science is just so boring.
She really wanted to go.

(27:28):
Like, it's almost over.
It's like literally almost over.
And she said, I'm just going to go.
Oh, you just walked out of the class?
Just walked out.
Like she just went upstairs to the eighth grade hallway.
That's hallway.
In the middle of the class?
No, but she's in the bathroom, right?
Oh.
And then she just goes upstairs and then just walks around.
Oh.

(27:49):
And.
Great time.
How many classes is left?
Oh, more than one class.
Oh, she's, I'm done for the day.
I'm done for the day.
Y'all looking forward to it.
I'm going upstairs.
Come on.
Especially making teachers cry.
That's, I feel like that's a mission specialty.
Yeah.
That's my mission specialty.
Seeing teachers cry is never best.

(28:11):
Yeah.
It's uncle and cousins.
Is he a big cousin?
You name it?

(28:33):
Crazy story with him.
We just went out to eat literally like a couple of days ago.
Table loaded.
Seafood.
Cups.
Wings.
Baskets of food.
We all had a basket of food.
And they laid the tarp out because of the seafood spot so you can get messy.
He grabs the entire tarp and then he just pulls everything towards him.
I'm like, how strong is this baby?

(28:55):
I want some too.
Dude, the waitress was like, let's just move this back.
He was like, give me that.
I swear.
I don't want these stars.
I want more.
Yo, okay, so the crazy story about her is one night she was laying on my chest.

(29:22):
Sorry about that.
She was laying on my chest, dude, and I'm falling asleep.
But next thing I know, I feel something warm and moist on my nipple.
And then I look down and I'm like, girl, if you don't get your ass off me.
And she just, this is before she could actually hold her head up, right?
So she's trying to feed on me like a zombie.
And she just, I'm just like, I am a boy.

(29:48):
I am a man.
I'm just like, yo, if dad needs to do more push-ups, just say that.
Like, because ain't no way.
You're trying to latch on to this.
I know she caught a little hair in her mouth.
She's just like, mm.
She's like, you're a stoey.
Oh, god.
I'm like, daddy ain't got it like that.

(30:10):
I'm like, Breena, here, take your daughter.
She's hungry.
Yeah, she tried to feed on me.
Man.
Yeah, I never felt so fine.
I never got, oh, he never tried to feed a nurse on me.
He just, our crazy part is trying to get him to sleep.
Yeah, he gets more energy when he gets tired.

(30:32):
So like right before he gets to sleep, he's just like charged up.
I mean, he's climbing up everything.
He's hitting donuts on the floor.
He's like all over the place.
And then on top of that, he think he's a dinosaur.
So he's doing a lot of growling and all this all night.
He's just rolling in place.

(30:53):
Rawr, rawr, rawr.
He's got to be a dinosaur.
Wide awake?
Yeah, wide awake growling.
Dude, he's not going to be a dinosaur, huh?
I identify as a dinosaur.
I'm a dinosaur, dad.
So I identify as, it's me, so I am.
I need you to accept me and write me.

(31:17):
You don't know my life, dad.
I was born this way.
I'm not a herbivore.
Right.
I need implants.
I can't be what you want me to be.
A carnivore?
Yeah.
Yeah, mama.
He just keeps sliding back over in the same place.
Oh, I do have a funny nurse's story.

(31:40):
He's nursing on wifey.
And he was like still baby, baby.
And he was like growling on her.
Then we just moved in.
He's like nursing his wife.
Oh dear.
Oh no.
He's so vicious.
I got one.

(32:01):
Oh boy.
Okay, so we were at this mall or store earlier seeing all of mom's friends.
And then Zeron, she fell with mom's, he fell, she fell with Zeron's bike motor.
She's like oh, he's going to get changed.
And so then we go in the dressing room and try to help and everything.
And then he had a major, like almost like out the diaper blowout.

(32:28):
They don't tell you about the blowouts.
No.
It's terrifying stuff.
They told me, but I still wasn't prepared.
She had a blowout today.
It was rough.
And then I think we used like the whole bag of wipes.
Is that the one that went up his back?

(32:49):
It went up his back.
It went up his back.
Like to like right here.
Emergency leave.
Yeah, emergency exit.
Yeah, you got to go.
It smelled.
It was bad.
Man, those blowouts, it's tough.
And he had to leave so quickly.
He used to be a projectile pooper.

(33:11):
What?
Yeah, he pooped on his nerves like.
Oh, that's bad, baby.
Yeah, he laughed about it.
They should have took the day off that day.
I would have left.
How would you just gone throw it again?
I would have clopped out so hard.
The machine would have been hanging down.

(33:33):
Where's my bag?
Yeah, but you're going to throw that too.
Which joint?
Oh yeah, she got the get down.
I'll take the best one.
I'll get down.
I'm out.
I'll get you a snack for you.
Take my snacks.
Goofy butt.

(33:55):
Back up.
Don't be telling my business.
Where's my leg and my lap?
I know some of the good moments.
Having the days off and just getting to chill with them.
Yeah, man.
Dude.
We'll be all here just kicking it.
Me and her watch Color Purple.

(34:16):
Nice.
He attempts to watch the show and then not care after about 10 minutes.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Now she be infested into either SpongeBob or Marvel.
He doesn't care for SpongeBob.
No.
What?
He doesn't really care for TV, honestly.
Well, he gets her real fortune just in the gesture.

(34:37):
Wow.
He does real fortune gestures.
Okay.
Those are his brain buddies.
So he's an old soloist.
Okay.
I can dig it.
Nah, it's like she'll be sitting watching the Avengers with me or even the X-Men.
And she was invested.
I'm just like, ooh, I got a Marvel baby.
Okay.
Let's go.
But dude, like it actually, I want to say it was like maybe two weekends ago, it gave

(35:01):
me the chance to be a kid again because we were just watching SpongeBob together and
it brought back all my childhood memories.
And I'm singing the songs and she's just looking at me like, can you let them sing?
Like, I swear.
I'm just like, I'm sorry, mamas.
It's just bringing a lot of memories here.
Hey, Janay was watching Edda and Nettie.
That was my favorite ones we got to rewatch.

(35:23):
Nice.
That's the classic.
Oh, K.R.E.
Yeah.
Really?
She ended up getting scared by K.R.E.
But it wasn't the return to Slav episode.
We thought that was what it did it.
Oh, okay.
I can't remember what that was.
I can't remember.
I had to handle the pancakes.

(35:45):
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
The scariest one for me was when Mario got possessed and everything was like green.
Yeah.
That was exorcist.
Yeah.
That was mad scary, dude.
I'm like, yo, nah.
I can't remember.
Where's my mallet?
Yeah.
The wearer, that wearer badger or something.

(36:07):
There's no way I can go to sleep.
Like, nah.
The return to Slav episode tore me up.
I was like, return to Slav.
I was like, oh my God.
What's your offer?
I'm like, you're not helping.
You're not helping, you're just saying.
Yeah, it was return to Slav.
Oh, it was the one that got you.
Oh, no.
I was playing a bar.

(36:28):
I was like, why do you look like that?
Creepy as heck.
What's up with my curse?
I think it was a girl.
A girl in return to Slav.
Oh, God.
Nah, you know who else freaked me out?
The water chick.
Like, she would like appear out of water.
She was all the puddles.
Yeah, she was like a palace.

(36:50):
Terrifying.
Yeah, that was scary, dude.
She's transformed.
She's all pretty and she's transformed.
Right.
Oh, man.
Doer.
I can't wait to scare them.
Right?
Uh-huh.
She's so cool.
When she flipped the script, she flipped the script.
That one with the, when he went to go get the, when the dog, the cat, the cat was running

(37:15):
away from them dogs.
It was like a white cat.
And then it was like the Rottweiler dogs and Kirst had to go get her.
She's like running away from them.
He had to crawl to the other side of the city and everything.
It was like.
Nah, I don't remember that.
She was like, no.
Uh-huh.
She had to run away with the other girl cat.
Okay, so I am thinking of the right one.

(37:36):
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
That, nah.
They was on something.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I was like, they kind of just sat in there.
And now you start to see.
They were more smooth back then.
Yeah.
Now they just so blunt.
Yeah, they just right in your face.
Nothingness.
Yeah, especially Steven Universe.
Like that's just right.
I never got to see Steven Universe.
Really?
I heard he's good.
Oh, wow.
He should be.

(37:57):
Yeah, it's a great show, dude.
I'll stop watching it.
Regular show.
Adventure Time is starting back up.
Well, Adventure Time has two spin-offs.
It's a kids show.
So I want to say they started back up.
Yeah.
Fiona and Kate just like the closest thing to that.
I don't like the spin-off.
But Fiona and Kate got a little Ice King episode that continues to the lore.
Yeah, I mean.
They got distant lands where they show them.
It's like a special, like out of longs.

(38:20):
And they show them, like they show them Ben and J older and everything.
That's cool.
The only thing I do like about this spin-off is Chavish and Bino.
He voices Marceline.
Oh, the guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think that's pretty cool.
But other than that, I'm like, eh.
Just trying to watch the distant land one.
It's like a different one.
It shows like the after.
After everything happened.
Okay.
Like where it happened to all of them and stuff.

(38:41):
Also, regular shows start back up.
Really?
Yeah.
That's the way it ended?
Uh-huh.
They just greenlit.
It's a continuation of whatever.
Yeah.
Okay.
So they back at it.
What are things that they don't tell you as like becoming a dad?

(39:06):
Definitely the blowouts.
When kids get sick, how tough it is on the parent because they stay up.
And like he was just sick a while back.
He couldn't really breathe and stuff.
So that made sleeping rough because he's just trying to make sure he's good.
He did.
He just sounded like he was like.

(39:29):
Like that's something scary.
That made your heart drop.
I swear.
I swear.
All night.
Nah.
Um.
Damn.
Things that they don't tell you.
Spits and everything.
Yeah.
I mean because you get an idea but it's like when you really actually experience it and
go through it, it's just like, oh wow.

(39:51):
So much milk.
So many diapers.
So much formula.
So much formula.
Um.
Dude.
Diapers.
The wallets.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Kids got the wallets.
That's what I'm afraid of because that's what I got to deal with when she gets your
eggs.

(40:13):
Yeah.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Nah.
They don't um.
Tell you.
Tell your sister.
About how it changes you.
Yeah.
Like it.
Like when you bring a child into this world dude, it really changes your life.
Like.
He's just like yup.
Show do.

(40:34):
That skin to skin.
It changes your body chemistry.
Right man.
Apparently.
Yeah dude.
Like she knows your heartbeat or the fact that they can pick up on your energy.
Like it's crazy.
You're my heart.
Um.
The other part of Smokey Robinson.
No you're my heart.
I never heard that.
It's a good song.
Very nice.
I thought they had a song.
I mean you.
Learn something.

(40:55):
I can dig it.
Nah.
It's so complete.
Like it turns your world upside down dude.
The things you got to see.
And balance out like it's certain things that you can't have time for anymore because you
got to be there for it.
You got to have your whole schedule.
Man dude.
You had it.
It's just stuff like.
It may got your schedule settling.
The next thing you know.
I have a music thing today.
Yeah.
Then.
Got to come up that overtime.

(41:16):
You got to go into that music thing.
Oh man.
Especially when they get sick dude.
Like if the mom ain't able to watch them.
You got to stay young.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to be there.
You got to stay young.
Then you miss work.
Boy.
That hits.
That hits.
But at the same time.

(41:37):
Like.
I mean that's more time that you get to spend with them dude.
Like.
Um.
We all off to T.
Ah.
Let's go.
Dude.
Like.
She was with me for a whole week and that whole week she was sick.
But at the same time.
Bro.
We had so much time to bond.
It was so freaking dope dude.
Like just the tickle games and stuff like that.

(41:58):
And like her being a lot more reactive.
Like it was really cool man.
It just changes everything about you bro.
Just like watching a lot of Ed and Eddie.
And also K-Drama.
Celebrity.
I was thinking Love Divorce Marriage.
Yeah I love Divorce Marriage.
Watch that guys.

(42:19):
So you like toxic TV?
I love drama.
Okay.
Okay.
She's 100% I love drama.
Okay.
I get it.
Anything else about what they don't tell you?
Um.
How fast babies grow out of stuff.
Boy.
You gonna get that wardrobe together.

(42:41):
Next thing you know.
You gonna have to go get that wardrobe together.
Yeah.
All kids.
Dude.
Postspur.
Postspur.
Both of y'all.
Bro.
Sorry.
Gotta get clothes.
Nah.
Back to school and shopping.
They don't tell you about back to school and shopping.
On Matchbox.
Sheen.
Take y'all something sheen.
Uh.
Sure.

(43:02):
Some people are gonna shit about their women.
So I suggest maybe Amazon.
Maybe Ed and Eddie.
Or going out into the mall maybe.
Go out into the world.
Go on hunt down and get thick.
Go outside.
Outside.
Kids don't go outside enough these days.
For real.
You know.
I mean.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.

(43:23):
I don't know.
I don't know.
Nah.
They don't tell us another thing about appetites.
Whew.
Bro they don't.
Cause after bottles like bottles you should put it in.
That's it.
You better buy it.
You good.
Everybody knows.
Boy oh boy.
It just don't cut it no more do it mama.
No it don't.

(43:43):
No it don't.
Nah.
She needs snacks.
Nah.
She got my appetites.
Oh.
And started on actual food?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Like she does.
She eggs.
But um dude like mashed potatoes macaroni she her her brother really like noodles
I don't know why but noodles is her jam like you heat her up some mac and cheese. It's a wrap

(44:08):
She's good. We have to do macaroni. I can't give them actual noodles because
wifey probably
Murder me. Oh, well, I can't use that word problem. She probably taking me out to the gallows. She's not ready to
make noodles
She'll be like you gave him ramen?

(44:29):
Are you serious?
She's shaking her head
She's shaking her head
Oh man, now you're just gonna have to eat
They just crazy to put it down. They do man. They love pizza. They definitely love pizza
Spinach pizza
You can get her pizza. We have these pizza days when we all order pizza. Nice

(44:51):
See if you can make the best one. I of course make the best pizza
I don't know how to say make but
Add the slipper
Okay, I want to put you down son, but you gonna tear down the whole production set man
I'll make sure they don't get too far
Here I got you my man
Oh you turned her off

(45:12):
They gonna flank you
You gonna hide?
Oh my god
That's gonna take an emoji
Wait what is this?
Buns
Oh no my buns
Oh no two times
Two times my buns
Two times my buns on camera

(45:33):
They gonna have to take a dip the other one with a little smiley face
I am so sorry
Just know it's all natural
It's like mom
It's all natural
God given buns
No DBLs
It's all natural
Yeah that's right
Y'all I wanted to tell y'all about it

(45:54):
I forgot
That made me so mad
Y'all was no surprise y'all with that one
Y'all was like aw they doing a challenge
I'm like dude
Why
Why
Do you wanna try it now?
Oh yeah let's do this
Still got it?
Yeah we got it still

(46:16):
You still wanna answer the questions?
Yeah we're sending you the questions
This is something to uh
Hey do what you got
What's the next one?
Last one is birth story
Hold on we gonna say that one
We can talk about the first poops
Maybe he's talking about that
Yo brother
So

(46:38):
Me just
Stepping up to the plate
Cause like
She went through a lot
The whole pregnancy process
And then
Just giving birth to her
I'm like okay let me let her rest
But boy oh boy I chose the perfect time
Because
This little bundle of joy right here

(47:00):
Gave me a blow out
Oh boy
And you know like when they start off
It's uh first the stage goes
Like really yellow and seeds right
Oh god
But boy oh boy the first green
Diaphy
The green is the worst
Oh my god
It was up her back

(47:22):
Out like out the sides of the
Diaper but another tip
Make sure you get those uh
The creases
Get them out of there or else you will pay for it
Oh my god the creases
It's serious
It's like
She poops like
A grown man
It was so much of it

(47:44):
And me I try to make light of the situation
So I'm just like oh
Oh stinky mamas
And you know like what sucks
Is sometimes she'll do a wiggle dance
And while I'm trying to change her
Diaper it just makes the situation worse
It just makes it so much worse
Oh does he
No
I'm like you're not helping

(48:06):
And then it gets on her foot
Or her lip I'm like dude
Why
Did he ever have like just like just shout out you
No no
You should change this
Oh my god no
I think when my mom first did it
It shout out on the trash on the floor
And then on the scrap
Oh

(48:28):
You would shoot her
No
And this is when y'all first brought him home
Not first but like kind of like
In the middle when he's starting to
Process
What's up dude
High five
Yeah
What was her first bad one
Her like first bad diaper

(48:50):
That one I just told you
It was the green one
And out of all times I mean I changed her diaper
Multiple times when we brought her home
But this time
Her mom really really needed
Some rest like you go through a lot of
Stress when you're pregnant a lot
So I'm like don't worry about the kids I'll take
Care of them all day I got it you just
Chill watch your shows whatever

(49:12):
But dude you chose
The perfect day
To give me the green
Okay
I'm still I'm still upset about that
Little one I'm still upset
You know you
Just so happy
You just so happy you know not a care no
Oh yeah
Which I want to do

(49:34):
I got you dog I got you
I guess we got three left
Yeah
Except for this time we don't got no neutralizer
We used last time but
So neutralize is like something to calm it down
Oh god
Okay
I know what I'm not at
Wait have you
I'm sorry go ahead

(49:56):
Has she done the hot shit challenge
My mom is a robot too
Yeah we got other ones we can try
The last kid that did that
Didn't even know
Yeah
We don't feel out of the way
I like this one
I want to mix it up
I mean some sour I mean some spicy
Some sour as well

(50:18):
Oh yeah absolutely
Our first poop story
That first poop we got home
That black poop
Oh no
I forgot you were in it
Dad mode
That's how it be
Boy your dad got your back boy
I'm coming to tell you
He was about to fly at you

(50:40):
The uh
I had a brain cramp
That black poop
It's so sticky
It's lying everywhere
It's like scrubbing
Why does it get hard instantly
My words like
It's like cement
Yeah that's my whole thing that they poops
They do that

(51:02):
They sit on it and then as soon as they sit on it
You're like this is about to be a messy clean up
Why they had to sit on it
Here go the box again
Beautiful box
Beautiful box
Show them the inside of the box
Okay
Here's the face on the inside
Oh man he looks stressed
He's pressed

(51:24):
He's stressed and pressed
He's pressed
Yeah
Better do it
Stress depressed
There's three of these things in here
They're very sticky
Alright
Then won't that affect your braces
I'm okay
It's doing real good

(51:46):
With her maintenance up
I'm too good
Gotta push it
Are you too legit to quit
Huh
Okay
I got it
She gotta know about it
Oh my god
There it is
Alright

(52:08):
He just like what's that
Cheers
I'm gonna
I'm gonna take my glass off this time
It's the solid challenge
Mmhmm
I think my
I think my
I think my

(52:30):
Mmhmm
Yeah
That was something
Nice little snap
Mmhmm
That's what you eat when the stars are going
Yep
Okay
Okay
I think
The cool part is

(52:52):
I'm sorry
My glands are activated
The cool part is
It doesn't
Last this long
Okay
Yeah that was
That was something
Okay
He's like sissy what are you doing
Oh brother

(53:14):
Want to take that off
Delicious though
Pretty good
It's a midnight snack right there
Yeah okay
So you just
You just eat those for kicks and giggles yeah
Alright
Yeah come on
I'm grabbing hell that you get

(53:36):
Yeah
Yeah
Uncle Miyagi
Huh
You like it I'm still a brother
Yeah
Yeah
Our next topic
Is
Our stories
Oh

(53:58):
Dude I thought I was gonna pass out
Like I'm cause like I'm watching it all
Go down and then
For like two seconds I felt
Like busy
And like they asked me like okay dad we need you
To like hold her leg
And like prop it up
And so I'm holding her leg
You was all in there
Bro and I'm just seeing this full head of hair

(54:20):
Come through and I'm just like
Oh yeah she's mine
So like jet black hair
I'm just like oh yeah you got that good hair
And dude
Like
It happened in like at least two
Seconds where I just kind of
Felt like
Her mom was standing right next to me
She's like you alright

(54:42):
And
Dude but thankfully I didn't pass out
Cause my pops he actually passed out
During hot weather
Like I said I was standing up
For like two seconds I was just like
Wait a minute but
Thankfully I didn't pass out
So it was a crazy experience
My first time actually cause even in school
I've never seen a video of

(55:04):
You know of wanna give a birth
We had to watch videos
Close to it
And it was some
Gross stuff bro
It was madness
Like
And the crazy thing about it is she was
All night cause like she
She was all night

(55:26):
And harm she was born
At 11am
I wanna say like 1103
Cause we
Oh at the morning? Yeah yeah we got to the hospital
Or I could
Sorry Brina I'm sorry
Sorry if I get this wrong I know I should remember this
I know I'm sorry
But we got to the hospital at like

(55:48):
6.30
Or around 7
Dude we got there in the morning at set time too
And bruh she was ready
She was waiting for us at the bell
Like alright she was ready
And you know when they bounce on that ball
That kinda help with the contractions
Like bruh that helped a lot
Cause she was ready
After two pushes she said

(56:10):
Hello world
And here we are
My pretty big
My pretty mama
She handed it like a G
It was ridiculous
But yeah man that's the birth story
It was crazy
So
It ain't happen with us
It was like super early

(56:32):
Mornings that they went out with Zoe
Cause that day
It's her birthday party
And that same night her water
Broke
It was like the next morning
Or so it broke and
We just had to get up
It was like oh my god it's time
Yeah we all had to
Get everything

(56:54):
We wasn't as prepared as we wanted to be
We just rushed out the door
It was on from there
I'm trying to think what else had happened
We got there
I said like around like we really got there like
Five but they had us in another room
And they sent us to the next room
And her parents got there

(57:16):
My mom got there
And then we got going more like sevenish
Her, my mom
And her mom they all just chilling
They were like they was at camp they all laid out
We were counting
We were taking pictures all the time
It was just good from there
We just all kind of chilling
But we were there for like 12 hours

(57:38):
She was a ball
Yeah cause he was
Born to like
70, 11, 17
Dang we got there
We were there for like two hours
She was bouncing the ball she was doing everything
She was not having it
Then she started getting
Her body started getting tired
So

(58:00):
We had her get her going
Push her out of energy
And then
Started getting closer and then started getting
Tapped and then the boy came
Oh yeah
You want to take over from here? Hello world
Alright
So then
That's the day all came in
It was like he's coming

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So they had to get her all open
Right here I'm right there
She got this baby
And then he was coming you see like a little bit of his head
He did
He came out all in one go
Oh and then there was
Nothing on him he was completely clean
When he came out
Like completely clean
Nothing on him

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Came in this room came in this room clean
Oh man it was crazy
Did you see the placenta?
Oh yeah
That's your part?
I'll take over
So at first
When
Dad or mom decided to get up
I was like oh alright
So it's time

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So I was not freaking out
Because she's in a rush
She has to be here
And all that
So I'm getting everything and then we showed up
In my pajamas and it was like really cold
So then we're waiting
We're waiting
And then right when it was kind of
Time kind of prepping her for it
I felt bad

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We felt like dang she's in pain
And we took a picture of all these cheese and stuff
Yeah everybody was happy
She's so mad like why you not take a picture of me when I'm in pain
Oh man
And so then
Once we were almost done
With prepping her
Then checking on the grandparents downstairs
And

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Then it was time
For her to come out
That was horrifying
Yeah
She had videos
She was the perfect camera person during it
Oh man
My jaw dropped
I mean
Ish-ish because mom was prepping us for it
Like hey I want you guys to see

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How
The one we see online was worse than the actual thing
That lady had some great stuff going on in there
That was terrible time
Yeah me too
I can't even remember it actually
Thank you
And so then
It wasn't as bad since I was already prepped
But I'm like
What

(01:00:34):
Oh
Oh that hurts
I know that hurts
And so then
Once she was all done, saw the placenta
I'm like dang placenta
That's where you were in
Yeah
They opened it up
It was so gross
They're so pleasant about it

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Yeah look
See what's inside
The thing is you can eat it right
Yeah
And then I saw
On YouTube this one couple
They like didn't
Instead of eating it they tried to plant it
Yeah some people do that as well
I don't know it seems very
Orchid

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Use that word
Giving back to the earth
Thank you
Nah for the people who eat
I think I've seen that in a TV show where a woman
Like she threw it on the skillet
That's nasty
That's nasty
Nah man
I mean I guess it gives you all
All your nutrients that you lost

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I can gain my nutrients back just like that
Yeah it's just I don't understand it
I don't know
It's gross
Yeah flashback
Like
I don't know if I want to have kids
Because at the same time I drew
But same time I'm like
I don't know but still
I'm like huh

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Don't be in a rush
Don't be in a rush
What's up son
We might let you down you don't mind about it
I'm just worried
So we had to quit
You can get inside
Yeah
It was not that bad
How's the
YouTube

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The parents had to stay at the hospital
With
Everyone so it was like the best time
Yeah how was y'all night
First night
With the baby
It wasn't bad
I had a recliner chair
Actually no
The first time
It wasn't that bad but the second time

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Around harm she was dealing with health issues
So we had to stick in the hospital
The second time around
Worst sleep of my life
But the first time
Because the nurses would keep popping in
And checking on you
Just like that
Hey we gotta run some tests
Or we're here to check our hearing
Bro it's like every hour I could not

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Go to sleep
Then me and Brita would switch off
I'm like you want me to check it
And then the next hour you want me to check it
Yeah yeah I'm like okay
And then the nurse would come in
I'm just like
Sometimes I wake up
Scared like one
This one nurse came in and I woke up like this
Ready to fight cause

(01:03:30):
Bro I promise
I was not getting any sleep
And I always did my best stuff
Wherever the nurses is going
I'm going cause
Unfortunately some people had me switching out
Babies and stuff so
That's the same thing she was worried about
You know that they're gonna switch out the baby
Do you?
When you're sleeping you're like

(01:03:52):
Hey wake up
As you get comfortable
And you know they're gonna tell me
So we
I did it
Another one in there
Can I tell you?
So
The first day
Was terrible they had us waiting
For like 4 hours but they finally sent us

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Up to the room
Cause we put them in the question to get a big room and everything
So we were just waiting
They finally sent us up there
I was just sitting on the couch waiting
He was still in the thing
And maybe I think at this point they borrowed over a tour now
They did shots of everything
We were just kind of sitting there just waiting
And then it was
So crass

(01:04:36):
So then
So then
Here
I'll play it another way I can have two
So then
Okay
You can't have them both
So then
So then they finally
Let us go up there and we good
Probably gonna sleep

(01:04:58):
The next day come by
And you know what they did
Yeah we coming by
To get the food order which I want
Breakfast and stuff
Oh yeah you got it
Right
My leg
My leg
It's so
Here you go

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Like that
They did
He put it back on what they
They so big
He said
He might be turning up
He said
Yo
He said
Oh my god
He was going for the kill

(01:05:42):
Oh
We probably throw them in the plate there
Yeah but I'm still moving around
Cause I don't think he tired of it
Okay so they let us
Finally
Go upstairs
Then the next day come and get the food
Yeah that's where we at
Which I want for breakfast
And I was like oh

(01:06:04):
Only the mom can get something
I was like what
I was out here too
Only the mom can get something
Don't you feel singled out
You felt a little disrespected
I was like
I was like all right
The whole time
The whole time
They was like you don't get anything

(01:06:26):
She gave me hers and they was like
We'll bring back if I got something extra
You teleported
And so they brought us
Back
The thing when lunch came it's the same thing
Only the person gets something
So somebody else brought us some food
It was just a mess
Yup

(01:06:48):
There you go
It's uh
He's so petty
Come on Zara
We got the book
Dude
Hey
Your book
Purple, big purple
What
Yeah

(01:07:10):
Pink
They don't tell you what you gotta do
To try to keep kids
I swear
You better safety proof your place
Dude you're gonna do the most
Absurd goofy dances
And just the most
Goofiest things you can think of
Just to make them laugh or stop crying
That's lit

(01:07:32):
Prepare yourself
We're not out there yet
It's war
He's like it's a TV
Turn the channel
Big breath
Where are you going
My son thinks he's a dinosaur
It's okay
Why do I have the brainy back eyes

(01:07:54):
You see my baby
The brainy back eyes
One eye going that way and one going this way
No the big one and his eyes like
Oh yeah that's serious business
What's under there
I'm sure it's like
What's under there
What mama
It's going down
Right

(01:08:16):
They like all
We got our second wave
Oh yeah go die
Uh oh
There you go
Get yourself together son you got it
Alright
Let's get this turn of that wrist of the kids
Uh yeah

(01:08:38):
Yeah
Send help
Alright
Mom if you're watching this send help
Why haven't you sent help
Please
That's all that is
No no no she's not okay
She suffers as well
Send help
Please

(01:09:00):
Please
Yeah
Let's try to get in
Let's try to get in inside the clubhouse
Alright
You're holding on
Really you're going to use him as leverage
And take him down
You got crab
It's okay
Mama

(01:09:22):
Oh you probably fell in that cut
I mean that bowl
No we're out of housing
Okay let me just fix this book
Show me this book
No near that ground
You can come inside
You can come inside
Look at
Look at
Turn page

(01:09:44):
Oh mom
Oh mom
Yeah he's sound care about that
Alright
Salute
That was
That was a finale
This is a good time
Indeed man
Good dad you kicked off
With this

(01:10:06):
Yes
Up up
Sorry you need a little more help
You gotta cut it
Yeah there you go
Firmly crack it
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah firmly crack
Classy
Alright
Next

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We're going to give this piece of
Positivity
Yes sir
I'm going to make sure she doesn't
It's mine
All of y'all take this
Stay peaceful
Stay positive and get love to everybody
In your circle and make sure you
Bring it up to kids with the best
Intentions and make sure you give

(01:10:50):
Them the steps and the tools that they
Need to be the best them that they can
Be because they're
Reflection to you and you need to let
Them be them and let
Them be great and guide
Indeed
Even if you have the grocery store
You see a kid acting up
And you gotta be like whoa
This kid acted crazy

(01:11:12):
Sometimes look at the parent, sometimes look at the kid
Sometimes gotta tell the parent
Love your kids, sometimes gotta tell the kids
Love your parents
Indeed sometimes we forget bruh
Patience, you gots to have
Patience bruh cause you're going to go
Through them highs and lows
But yeah all you need to do
Is be them
Be there

(01:11:34):
Shout out to all the
Amazing fathers out there
This is my second father's day
With my pretty mamas
And I'm just
Thankful man
This will be your third
Hey okay man
And bruh
I'm thankful bruh after this
I'm about to go enjoy a time

(01:11:56):
With my lady, my son
And a home cooked meal
And we might watch a new episode of Powered
Or just a movie
But um
That's the way to top it off bruh
That's the way to do it
So um
We all, it sounds like we all going to end this
Father's day on a beautiful note man

(01:12:18):
And thank you God for blessing me
With this beautiful
A beautiful child man
And as well as a beautiful son
Thank you for a beautiful nephew
And I just, I love us man
We fathers bro
We made it, we here man
Far we say we never had kids
Dude, we are here bro
And shout out to my brother Tejana

(01:12:40):
Amazing father dude, keep doing your thing big dog
Damn, shout out to all the great dads
All the great dads man
Word
Definitely be there
Talk to them
Even if they say like oh no I'm fine
Talk to them
Cause they could be
They could be hurting on the inside, they don't know how to ask for help sometimes
But you know

(01:13:02):
How to ask or like where to start
Guide them, and also look yourself
Kind of, you're their mirror sometimes
Look at yourself like hey
Am I being the best version of myself
For my child to be the
Best version of themselves
So, yeah
And this is one of y'all peers
Word
That's a child, children are the future

(01:13:24):
They talking to you right now, she told you
She told you
Listen to me
You heard it
Once again we going to plug out
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(01:13:46):
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We out here doing things
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Let's get it