Who's the best Dad????? Episode 8

The Legacy hold their world famous tournament to decide once and for all who's the best dad.......Who do you think we'll win????

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Music

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Sin help!
Alright.
I'm okay.
Mom, if you're watching this, sin help!
Why haven't you sinned help?
Please!
No, no, no, she's not okay.
She suffers as well.
Sin help!
I don't have kids.
Help!
Music

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When you need a cup of tea
When you got a friend in me
And I'll be by your side
You can always count on me
The truth brings you on
You know how to make me smile

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You beat me up, you beat me up
I want you to come and look at me
Come take a seat, come take a seat
Applause
Alright.
Let's get to the sign.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
In this tournament we'll be deciding who is the best dad in entertainment.

(01:27):
Only one can move on.
One.
I know we've been doing a tournament.
Every episode.
Not last episode, but every episode.
Yeah.
Anyway, we'll go back and check.
Just listen to us.
Just listen.
Round one, Stanceman vs. Homer, Simpson.
Easy.
You know, we got an easy work.
Easy work.

(01:48):
Are you s-what?
What?
You gotta know how this tournament works.
Basically, all of us have picked out someone and we'll debate on who is the best father
or the best whatever the situation is.
This time the father and so we'll see who is the best.
Okay.
Round one.
Please, tell me.
Ma'am, I'm a gentleman.

(02:10):
Ladies first.
No, please.
I'm very interested.
No, no, Homer.
Come on.
Please, tell me.
Listen, I don't even know why you play yourself like this because Homer, one, he's not a CIA
agent like Stan Smith, um, hand to hand trained combat assault combat.

(02:32):
Okay.
This dude took his son to gather pieces for a DeLorean.
Have you seen back to the future?
Nervous.
Okay.
That explains all about 2010.
So, he does the most bad ASS things known to man and he still makes time for his family.

(02:54):
Okay.
Stan Smith is clearly the better father than Homer.
Homer, yeah, he works at a power plant.
In a week, he eats donuts.
In a week, he chokes his own son.
In a week.
That's my argument.
You done?
I'm finished.
Okay.

(03:15):
Okay.
Alright, Homer.
I get it.
I get the credit on your person.
Still have, still like doing work and still like providing for kids.
The thing is, Homer does the same thing.
He, he doesn't like more than a jokingly matter.
Still cry for himself, the baby and everything, have their own stories, taking them out to

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places.
Salute.
Salute.
I'm still taking care of Ishmael.
She's definitely like, I had to.
This was a forced marriage.
But still happy.
They're still happy.
They're still happy.
They're still happy.
Tell me, are the relationship between your children?

(04:02):
Okay.
So, Stan and Francie Smith, right?
Their relationship is, it's a dope romantic love story.
Now, I can't really remember how they first met, but I can tell you a story of them traveling
back in time because, hey, we needed a organ donor.
So, they go back in time, filled in love with their younger selves, kind of messed up, but

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technically they didn't really cheat on each other.
So, and then they go back to the future just to find out that, hey, they still rock with
each other heavy.
They still love each other.
That's what it is.
Or another dope lovely moment.
Have you seen Grease?
Yes.
Okay, cool.
So, Stan and Francie, right?
Right.
Well, I said, Stan and Francie, they had a whole segment of singing.

(04:52):
What was that song?
Stan and Francie.
Yeah, Stan and Francie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
So, their love speaks for itself, dude.
Or, they have a song where they divided the house because there was going through relationship
issues.
And then they both broke down a brick wall just to be with each other.
Who's a better girl for bringing down walls.

(05:13):
Exactly.
Love comes back for real.
And that love wasn't forced.
Francie's love was reciprocated towards Stan, okay?
Nothing forced.
It's real love.
Okay, okay.
You know?
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
I actually have a past of my character and I don't know why I do it.

(05:37):
Okay, so Homer.
Well, I don't know why you wouldn't know the past of your characters.
Like, how to pretend.
I do.
I just, I've seen a lot of episodes.
I've seen a lot of episodes.
Not to hear of their, it's cool.
Please continue, please.
I will.
Thank you.
Okay, so, Homer, they were first, if I do remember, Homer, their first kids first.

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And then, I mean, they're going to a school dance and Homer was somebody else, but Homer
really wanted Mars.
And Mars was like, no, he doesn't want me.
No, he doesn't want me.
But then, they followed him.
And I think it also happens at camp too.
And so.
I actually just remembered.

(06:21):
Please, I will let you continue.
I don't want to hear this.
Okay, okay.
So, Chuck, no, he is like two, three rounds back and forth, but they will make a final
decision.
Oh, yeah.
This is going to blow right here.
Oh, kill shot.
Kill shot.
Because I remembered.
Oh, I'm getting into it.

(06:43):
So, Stan, he just got in the CIA agency.
And for some reason, like the raccoon in the road, it made him like, swerve.
And he basically killed it, but it wasn't completely dead.
And he put on some scenes trying to hitchhike, right?
So, he gave her a ride and that's when they came across the raccoon.

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And then he got out the car.
He was just like, still alive.
And she was just like, oh no, put him out of his misery.
And that's how they fell in love.
Because he showed a weird way to fall in love, but he showed manhood, I guess, or strength.
And she found that attractive in him.
So that's how it went.

(07:27):
That's how it went.
Real love story right there, ladies and gentlemen.
Solid, solid years, years.
Closing.
I'm committing.
Closing kill.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
All right.
You're closing words while Homer is.
Homer's still better father.
He's more there, provides more.

(07:48):
Let's them be them at the same time, have their own freedom, but also of course, punish them.
Choking.
It's okay.
It's okay.
More understanding sometimes when he's more drinking more, which I know that might sound

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bad, but in their terms, it's good.
And yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
As you know, like all of you won.
You know what?
This is tough.
It's really tough because both of them got some tough dudes that don't.

(08:34):
Homer with choking his son.
That's really tough.
Yeah, but Stan with the shunning his son.
Yeah.
He does do things pretty dirty.
And the fact that you said he let Homer let his kids be themselves.
Stan, he comes around to his kids being themselves.
Yeah.
He's a big control.

(08:55):
Yeah.
He is.
He is.
So that kind of bubble there.
Part of me was leaning towards Stan at the beginning.
Uh-huh.
But then I started leaning towards Homer a bit more because I started thinking who has a
more on their plate.
Yeah.
I mean, we have more on this plate, but he blows off a whole bunch.

(09:16):
He does.
I mean, like, thanksgiving episode where he's just like, nah, forget your parents and go,
alright.
Hope don't care to talk to about her sisters, but I think he's still, well, he's been to
his dad, though.
His dad.
You know, some people you can do something to your family, but you can't do that to my
family.
Yeah.
I think I'm leaning towards Homer on this one.
Yeah.

(09:37):
Stan got some tough emotional damage he did.
Yeah.
He got a little bit of sorrow.
Right here.
Right here.
It's showing.
I think one of the things that came to me was just like the saxophone episode with Homer.
Me went up there and was like, play your saxophone.
Saxophone.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Okay.

(09:58):
No.
That's far.
This is a good one though.
That was a good one right there.
I get, I listen.
So Lou, uh, I give Nisi the win on that.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
Hey, I try.
I do what I can.
I do what I can.

(10:19):
I just do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's it.
Yeah, I got it wrong.
Yay.
Right.
Yeah.
Clap your hands, sister boy.
Go ahead, man.
I kind of just went like the same like how we said the last time how we had the um.
How we just uh, how we mapped it out.

(10:42):
Next we got Carl versus Ferris.
Ah man.
Ah man.
Ferris style.
Ferris style.
So, so have you seen boys?
I have seen boys in a, okay.
Okay.
Now Carl Winslow.
Two, two different gentlemen.

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Two different backgrounds.
Two different types of worlds.
Yeah, yeah.
Two different worlds right there.
Um, I'm going with Ferris because he possesses that wisdom.
Carl is wise too.
But Ferris though, I mean he bringing in his boy into the hood.
His mom just dropped him off like I can't deal with you.

(11:24):
You got to stay with your dad.
Uh oh.
You all right, mama.
You all right.
You all right.
Yeah.
There we go.
So Ferris, he just like listen, there's going to be some wolves.
You going to help out with some bills.
Right.
You going to do these chores.

(11:45):
Kind of like don't be a minute.
Um, the very version.
Give him the game.
You know he giving them the game.
And on top of that bro, he's like look, I don't want you out here in these streets.
I will not lose my son to these streets.
Right.
And before, if y'all remember, before it was about to do that, do that drive by, right.
Uh oh.
I can't remember old boys name.
Um, Cuban Goodings character, but he, he got out the car.

(12:08):
He was like letting me out, man.
And Ferris, he knew his son was up to no good because he had those, uh, those, um, meditation
balls.
I didn't want to say that.
I really didn't want to.
But he, that's, that's, he always just kind of spins him around in his hand when he's
like spitting game or kicking knowledge.
And on top of that, he was getting game to the community much.

(12:32):
Yeah.
Bro, he like, it was.
He was like, you know, Nugget is running, running through the street and he told him about how
how different gentrification works.
He told him about how there's every liquor store on the corner in the hood, but there's
like, you know, good, you know, grocery stores in the white neighborhoods.

(12:54):
You know, I'm not making it about race, but that's, that's what boys in the hood is about.
Yeah.
So he given him the game like, yo, y'all are investing in all this money.
Like in these corner liquor stores when we could buy the hood ourselves.
That's it.
He was getting the game.
He was an excellent father.
He was, he was, he wasn't the kind of, he wasn't the kind of father where he tell you

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like, oh, lay some of your group straps and, you know, hard work.
No, those fathers are great.
Love y'all.
Y'all are dope.
He was just the kind of father which is instilled, you know, manhood and knowledge, man.
Like, hey, this is what a real man is about.
Indeed.
So that's why I go with furious status, man.
It's a good one.

(13:39):
Furious status.
There's a good reasons right there.
Why the boom?
You got some gents.
Oh yeah.
Where'd it go?
I got Carl.
Yeah.
For one?
You know, he a cop.
And with that, he got a strong sense of, you know, justice and all that stuff.
Indeed.
It's been episodes where he displayed that when they were trying to give him to be a dirty cop.

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Because I can't be a dirty cop.
And then he stood on his ground and he found a son and all the stuff was involved with
stuff.
So it's been a lot of moments where, you know, he stepped up in gay and gyms and realized
the situation.
True.
He's not as a, he's not a straight type of dad.
Right.
He's not like the, I'm going to keep you focused on this type of stuff.
Yeah.

(14:23):
So you could be good.
He's that type of dad.
So I'd say it's like, it's both from two different worlds and that was like the cool part about
it.
Yeah.
And then, but what makes Carl so good?
He got the neighborhood boy come over and he giving the gang to him too.
And he know, he don't got no friends like that.
You know, the type of situation Erko was in.

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He got a little frustrated with him, but he always had his back when they got their money
took it.
Who went down there to go get their money back?
Carl.
He a real one.
He take care of home.
He got a family on lock.
He took it.
Other family got grandma aunties.
That's true.
He got a house full of ass.

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Mad true.
He the only one holding it down.
I don't know if my other work, I can't remember, but I know Carl was working.
Every day.
Every day.
On the block.
On the block.
This be hurt?
This be hurt.
Belt.
He had a belt on and a bag.
I hate wearing my belt all day.
As soon as I get home first he'll come off with the belt.
He's the belt.
Carl put the belt on all the time.
All the time.
He went to sleep with the belt.

(15:28):
What's the same with the belt?
What's that?
What you saying?
He woke up with the belt.
He showered with the belt.
With the belt.
Oh, no pants on.
Just belt.
Wow.
Yo.
That's it.
That's heavy work.
That's heavy work.
All I can think of is like, no, never mind.

(15:51):
Scratch that.
Scratch that.
No.
That was a different scene.
Different movie.
That's okay.
That's a tough one, dude, because they're both great fathers.
The fact they've done two different worlds.
That's what makes them even more crazy.
I have a question.
Which one goes through the most, though?
Which one goes through the most?
Being a cop is pretty heavy, dude.

(16:15):
Your life is at risk every day, but at the same time, being a single father living in
South Central, that's every day too.
So it was tough that day.
And he ain't really, it's just him.
He ain't really got the whole family to fall back on.
It's just him in that home.
And then his boy comes by and he got to take care of him.
Right.

(16:36):
And he's just a little like that.
And still manages to give knowledge and gain to the neighborhood.
That's good.
While other people are trying to tear it down.
So I got Carlford going above and beyond just for, I don't know if it's times you
even neglect the home, but when you got, when you were cop, your whole responsibility

(16:57):
is the city.
And he was like, he was trying to become cheap.
I think he became cheap at one point and everything.
So he got a lot of people on top of looking at their family.
You got to look at the people there and like he says, life is in danger.
It's an episode where he actually got shot.
Oh, I actually lost that.
I did not.
It's episode where he actually got shot.

(17:19):
That's heavy.
And it was stressful on the whole family because the wife, she's like, she don't know what
the situation was.
And then I think one of the other characters actually there when he got shot, but they
didn't know he had the best on him.
But it's just that, it's just actual to see the episode where the risk is there where

(17:41):
you can't get shot and all that stuff happens.
And then coming back home and getting back to where you went.
Thought that man.
All right.
Close it.
That's rough, dude.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Close an argument.
So I don't know.
Dad, you go first.
I think my closing argument is just the amount that was on his table with the, with the energy

(18:10):
that he came with because it's not too many episodes with Carl was in a bad mood.
And so that's the energy with all the people he's taking care of.
Why hold down family.
That's such my closing argument.
Okay.
My closing argument is also hold two different worlds, hold family, but again, it's just

(18:34):
him.
There was a scene I want to say in a boys in the hood where he met up with the mom.
I think he was to see if she could take him back.
Right.
It's too much going on in South Central.
It's not a safe place for their son.
But him sitting down, this man is patient.
And he just sat down as she talked to him crazy.
And he just like, okay.

(18:55):
It's a good example.
That's a sign of a good dude.
He's not here to argue.
He's there to understand.
Okay.
For a solution.
Yeah.
They're going to meet each other.
I don't see what happened.
On top of that, though, he knew that his son, he put trust in his son.
Like, yeah, he was surrounded by gangs.
But again, he's sitting on that couch.
He's spending the night.
He's a son who was a lot older and just jumping into it.

(19:19):
It's not like getting the baby.
He's still kind of worked them to be in the way.
But when you grow, he already said it was a way.
Yeah.
But as soon as he got out that car, he stopped spinning.
And they're not around each other.
He just sitting at home because he knows something is wrong.
But he's just in tuition.
And he just, soon as he got out that car and started walking back home, he stopped.

(19:42):
He just like, I can trust my son.
So I mean, I wouldn't say that's a closing argument, but it's a good point.
Yeah, it's just like, because they're both really good fathers.
It's, ah, I was probably going to get some.
This is how I felt about candy man losing.
I think I have a...

(20:04):
All right, what does the theory say?
From the police.
All right.
If I get it, it's a theory.
Theory?
Oh, okay.
Theory is saying, look at that.
Because like, okay, I'm just thinking of...
Because as a cop, I understand that.
But like, you're prepared and you have like others to like...

(20:25):
To like back up.
Like back up and...
Right here.
And like, you know...
You got back up at home in the hood.
Like you don't know if you have a home in the hood.
You don't know if you have a home in the hood.
It's like you have the grocery store.
So you're like, I don't know if someone's going to help me or like, I don't have any supplies
to protect me or like my son at the same time.
And like living it all by yourself, having like the whole weight by yourself.
You don't want to help.
Always kind of look after it.
And also the patient's part and just like, you have to be calm in that situation.

(20:49):
So your child will be calm with you too.
Child will drop off on you.
Man, doll.
I still get to go.
Yeah, like that was a tough one.
That was rough, dude.
Last 22.
Last 22.
I was just like, ehhhhh.
Like what can I say?
Ehhhhh.
Alright, that was an experience.
Yeah.
That's cool.

(21:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Theory!
Yeah, you don't die.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Let's see here.
Are we doing Bernie Mac and Julius?
Now that's tough.

(21:31):
You're telling everyone to be crisp.
Oh, yeah, it's tough.
Okay, okay.
Who's setting it up?
Father, please.
I don't want to hear this one.
Alright.
I'm going to tell you all, big Mac and Lee, doll.
Doll!
Woof!

(21:52):
Doll!
Because, okay, Mac Danny.
I don't want to hear that.
He was, he retired.
You know, he golden.
He got settled into his wife and everything.
He got his wife, he got his house, he got everything all gone and everything.

(22:15):
And then, let's discard.
And then, to have somebody in his family know, sis.
Pop up on them.
I need you to hold it down.
And get all three of these kids.
Not just one.
All three of them.
Kids, and him taking it with Shly.

(22:40):
Of course, he was a little shocked at everything, but at the end of the day, he did what he had to do.
He stepped up and got all these kids.
They all got their own.
He provided for all of them.
Sacrificed his wounds.
Sacrificed his wounds.
The only thing he kept with his little, you know, little man case, it's called America.
America, let me tell you about these kids.

(23:02):
Yeah.
You know, he had all this.
He had a wife, he had a wife, he had a woman on his side, you know.
He took care of her too.
And it took a little adjustment for him, but he adjusted greatly.
He held it down.
Put them all in good schools.
You know.

(23:23):
And he was able to support them.
That was the best part of it all.
And I'm gonna kick it off with that.
You done?
Let's all start off.
What's here you got?
What's here about your man, Julius?
Woo!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
It's okay.

(23:45):
Okay.
I'm not gonna cry.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm gonna react so badly.
Right!
He's gonna always kick you off guard.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna take a breath away.
It's such a force I have.
All right.
I want you to imagine this.
All right.
Imagine having three kids.
Talking about brain bustles.

(24:06):
Talking about brain bustles is crazy.
Think I'm done.
Three kids.
Three kids.
A brother.
Well, technically two brothers that you gotta worry about.
A crazy wife.
And her brother that just stays at your home.
He eats all day.
Working two jobs.
You don't know how you don't get such a time?

(24:29):
You don't even close your eyes.
You think about it.
You eat if you try.
Julius, wake up.
Living in ghetto.
Worrying about getting robbed and everything.
Worrying about your kids out in Brooklyn.
That's Julius.
Let me get a doll.
And think of it.

(24:50):
Let me hold that doll.
And then Julius, he's still a man to keep it all steady.
Kinda.
Still having food for his kids.
Trying to keep the wife steady.
But still she's in charge.
And then still out work.
You know the one up till when he dies to...
Julius, wait, still here.
I still gotta work.

(25:12):
That's kind of right.
That's true.
You gotta have some drive.
You definitely can't take that away from him.
That man didn't drive this big.
That man was talking about...
I'm sorry, go ahead.
I don't need to say it.
I was just saying that man was talking about...
He just wasted like a dime's worth of milk.
Right!
That's how you know that money broke.

(25:34):
Good thing you know.
And like, bald hair, that's how the money that they lost.
Sheesh.
Fool hair.
Aw man.
It's all gone.
Bald hair.
Aw, yo.
That's heavy.
But you got much.
That's tough, stuff right there.

(25:55):
Yeah, but you know, some of that stuff,
he ain't gotta worry about her brothers like that.
I mean, his brothers, the one that lived there,
they become a fool, yeah.
But his other brothers, he ain't gotta be stressed out about it.
Like that.
Kinda does, because then, like,
how to worry about their problems,
then, uh...
What's her name?
The wife's name.

(26:16):
Rochelle?
Yeah, Rochelle.
She gotta worry about that too.
Like, so you gave him this man money.
We can't even get your kid this money.
You see, that's what makes my guy,
that is so tough.
I really don't want you to say that.
He ain't doing nothing that.
First thing, he worried about is,
home.
Well Vanessa.
Yeah.
He ain't, he can take care of all that first.
He ain't letting money out of nobody.

(26:38):
He gonna ask why.
He, he's a little tough on them.
He ain't saying he's stingy,
he don't care about other people.
Cause he's got, he's a little soft on the inside.
It's soft on the inside.
But he tough outside.
Cause he ain't letting nothing like that happen.
He protected.
And while I was saying it makes it tough with the kids,

(26:59):
that he had to get all different ages.
You know, with the kids, they,
the tech, well Julie's got some of them clothes.
They could fit in themselves and stuff.
He gotta get a little baby girl ready.
You know, she can't even get herself ready.
You see my wish I'd get her so ready.
I hear her work.
The oldest one?
The oldest attitude?
Yeah, you know, he gotta do it over.

(27:21):
Teenage young lady.
I'd be, I don't think I even have a funeral.
If I talk about that.
Jordan, he, he, he would,
he may have been a little geeky,
but he was still bad at school.
That's a story right there.
He was still bad.
Chris was, he wasn't that bad at school.
No, Chris was actually really good.
Andrew was good.

(27:43):
He was, he was good.
I wouldn't say dumb, but I would say,
he's not thinking like,
what's the box about?
Not even how to type inside, like, what's the box?
Man, Bernie got some bad kids.
Remember, he went to the city to go,
and what happened?
They got the A with the bad A too.
He had to shift them, he had to shift them up.

(28:05):
He had to get them together.
He got them together.
Wild, look at, he may not be living in a bad neighborhood
or he was broke, but he was still just as stressed.
They house got broken into still.
Remember that?
They had to go through there.
He had health issues.
He could have been sterilized when he was sick.
He had heart issues.

(28:27):
They, I don't care, they ain't making them still get up.
They was torturing that man.
I know.
I know.
Julius had blood pressure and the gall.
Some of that was self-inflicted.
He was eating crazy.
Yeah, because of what we found.
And then imagine, New Jersey,

(28:48):
you had to put plastic or rice everywhere,
and then you still have to go out to Times Square
to hang out with someone or anything.
You got to worry about Malgo, everything.
It was a good cost to stay.
Oh, that's the mean one, the one who was hanging down.
Yeah.
And then you got to worry about your son.

(29:10):
He had his own job.
He was a great gun.
And then, like I said, New Jersey,
you got to worry about if they're going to get shot,
and when the power goes off.
I can't help that my guy has more stable situation,
but that's only because he's older.
You know, Barney struggled earlier.

(29:33):
So by the time they catch up with him and show,
he's not even going to handle business.
That's the only difference, the plus he ain't got no kids.
So that's the only difference with that.
But Ken there used up his money.
Yeah, but Rochelle, I don't remember if she was working or not.
No, Rochelle, she was running like,

(29:55):
she was running like a side job.
She was doing the phone jobs and stuff.
Yeah, but then she quit.
My man got two jobs.
I need to spend my life.
That's what I said.
He's stressed.
He's like, you got any questions for us when we hit this post?
My thing is like, okay, because Barney,

(30:18):
he is a lot more stable financially versus Julius,
which makes it harder for Julius because I mean,
he's very, I can't really think of the word,
but he's like, Mr. Krabs, he don't play about money.
He don't like to spend it, but at the same time,
he doesn't invest it wisely enough.
Yeah, yeah, it's not as organized about it.

(30:41):
Versus Barney, he kind of, he himself made it basically.
Yeah, so he kind of got it easy even though it is stressful dealing
with those three different ages of tattoo,
but I got to, right now, I'm leaning towards Julius because,
because Barney actually, he taught Jordan how to stand up for himself.

(31:06):
Yeah, Julius did really like teach, at least I honestly know that,
because he really teached Chris how to really stand up for himself.
He was more judgmental.
I thought, I don't know.
He kind of talked to Chris, Chris was like,
I like to tell the truth a little bit.
He was judging other kids.
Remember what he said about the other kid being a drudges?

(31:27):
Hold on though, because even though he taught Jordan how to stand up for himself,
Jordan eventually became a bully as well.
Yeah, so, but that was his part of the teaching how to stand up for himself.
That's true.
He could help with the knowledge.
That's true.
Just like, like Julius can't help that Chris was working out a story that was a little rough.

(31:51):
Like he gave him the tools to go be great.
That's his part.
He got to give him the tools for that stuff.
What happens with the kids after that is on him.
Okay.
Julius, he went out for a whole buzzer.
Just so he can save Chris from school.
You can remember when it was like a whole buzzer,
and it was no school, but for like Andrew and the other girl.
And I thought, and he thought like, oh, Chris has school since he didn't say on the news.

(32:15):
And so then Julius found out Chris didn't really have school.
So he went all the way out.
Now he's going through everything.
Just to get Chris.
I remember that boy who was talking on that girl.
Who was burning with her.
Everything has a radio and everything.
I don't know what he stands for.
He's like, if she don't want you, I don't know.
Or when he got the wrong kids with you,

(32:38):
like he better start talking to my daughter.
And then he has to have a job with that.
I can say, but he did it for a good reason at least.
You ready for me to get you together?
I don't know.
I'm here now to get you together.
He's going never mad.
He always take care of.
I forgot her name.

(32:59):
But he always, he always take care of him too.
But into the episodes, but she was like pissed at him.
This is this is the, this is what I was saying.
Bernie Mac for the dad to get it.
Now remember when he tried to let Vanessa have her freedom.
So she go talk to her mom.
Give her a chance to be told her about her mom and everything.
Then she went there and got jumped by the girls,

(33:21):
took out her shoes and all that stuff.
Bernie drug all the way there.
Guy went and picked her back up.
I'm sorry that this happened to sat with her.
Cry with her.
You didn't, you like, basically gave her the game.
And apologized about the parent that he,
that she was born with and all that stuff.

(33:42):
And on top of that, the episodes he sat with baby girl when she was sick,
because she was sick and he's sitting there making food.
No, he can't make food.
When the wife left, he had all four weeks.
He go ponytails.
He was doing everything.
I actually got a good point about Bernie though,
because remember when all the housewives came over?

(34:03):
Oh, I think his wife was sick or something like that.
He was making them meals and stuff like that.
Tipped with all ladies and everything?
Yeah, like so I'm just like,
Yeah, Bernie.
That's my head maker right there.
Julius and Monisha.

(34:24):
What is it?
Rochelle.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Rochelle, I feel like they kind of have a little bit of a bond.
And though I can say to Rochelle,
she's mad most of the time, because she's like,
she's just a worrier.
She's kind of like, mom,
she's just playing stuff.
She's like, what if this happens?
You need to create for this.
But Julius at the end of the day,

(34:46):
sometimes feels like we get better.
Okay, we're all going to go out.
I know sometimes a little ghetto got shut up
or something like that.
Sometimes it goes good.
The answer?
The Raps.
Oh man.
Oh, sorry baby.
I want you to start showing me that thing again.

(35:07):
That's a good answer.
Yeah, this is rough man.
It's like Father Days, so this is a good answer I think.
I want to rock with Julius.
I really do.
But that was one heck of a heymaker dude.
Because I remember that episode where Bernie,
he was like, he tried to tell her about her mom.
And she, which is understandable,

(35:29):
she wanted to handle that relationship.
But the fact that her mom just stood her up
didn't show up man.
And she went through all that stuff,
the life that Bernie had to leave behind
and build a better foundation for himself and his family.
He was open enough to show her the reality of their situation.

(35:51):
Nothing sugar coated.
And after she learned her lesson, he was like,
okay, this is how we move forward.
That episode was deep.
That was a good one right there.
I got to go with Bernie just for...
I

(36:13):
did
How about this.
Who wants to get more Bernie or Julius?
I like Bernie.
I thing.
Dang man.
Exaclty.
You didn't move one time.
We got to move on. We got to move on.

(36:34):
We got some more of that left.
Can we put that to a draw for now?
Oh, somebody got a win.
I can't do draw.
I can't.
Three-way.
I say, we can get our closing arguments. It's all on you.
Can we flip a coin?
We can.
Somebody got a win.

(36:56):
I got to go with Jules, man.
His play is heavier.
It just is.
Working two jobs and still not making ends meet really.
And dealing with the wife of that caliber.
I can't help but to take care of his wife.
I get it.
She's more understanding.
But she's more of like a...
She's more of a disthermous too.

(37:18):
She does, but she's more eye candy than a wife though.
Like, she...
She's not like a kid.
She do when she...
Like, she's really there for the girls, especially.
When she put the foot down on Bernie,
he put the foot down.
Yeah!
Julius, he got it rough, man.
That's all right. He has it rough.

(37:40):
I got to go with Jules, man.
Bernie, my man, rest in peace, big dog.
I love you, but their stories are just...
Ah!
Julius got it rough, man.
But he's still persevering without the extra funds.
That's all right. I mean, Bernie's gonna get the win.
That's all right.
I have it.

(38:02):
I didn't want to cause Bernie's such a great job more than him.
Yes, he is.
The kids take him to school.
I mean, Bernie's doing everything.
He literally doing everything.
The mom worked. I don't know what she had all the time.
Bernie, like, a single parent.
Cause he don't got a job.
He does do everything, though.
I can't even hear Julius saying crap.

(38:34):
Bernie, see?
It's okay. I understand.
It's okay. I understand.
We have to keep moving, though.
No, no, I know. I just have to give my last result.
It's Bernie.
It's tough, though.
Yeah, that was rough, dude.
But I also get that, like, two different time periods.

(38:56):
So, like, I get that.
That's a little thing. He got two jobs where they are now.
While with Bernie's time periods, then,
I definitely feel like they'd be able to get ahead.
But the way the hood was set up back when at that time and age,
I mean, at the time period,
it started because of black community to try to,
like, we wasn't having as much racist stuff going on.
But it was still that it's hard to get ahead.

(39:22):
I thought that boy was about to start doing push-ups.
I don't know what you're saying.
Man.
Okay, you got push-through.
Where's the three-way match now?
And the three-way match?
I picked.
And as a father,
who got six kids,
I got the father of the Brady Bunny.

(39:44):
Oh, you got it.
Who's your last pick?
Man, you got it.
I got Goku.
I got Goku.
The greatest father of all time.
Even though some may disagree.
The greatest, okay?
The greatest.
Why?

(40:06):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that Vicky over there?
Okay.
Alright, I got Phil from Modern Family.
Phil, I would say he's going through a lot.
But I would say, like, I wouldn't take that.
Like, if dad had kids, like, had Phil's kids,

(40:30):
I feel like he'd already be gone.
Like, you already be like, I definitely have to get my milk.
Or I definitely have to get,
I have to get another milk from another country.
Or another state.
So what dad did you choose?
Phil from Modern Family.
The one with the, it's like the books to pull families,
all the one that got Sophia,
Is it a cartoon?

(40:52):
That's an Hispanic lady.
I know who's talking about it now.
Wow, okay, I never knew he took in other people's kids though.
Yeah, he took in my son with the kids.
Oh, okay, alright.
Please continue.
Daddy, you want to go first?
I picked Mike Brady.
Mike Brady is Mike, right?
Why?
He got six kids.

(41:14):
Six kids.
Hey.
Who's watching that?
Oh.
Hey, I got Mike Brady.
He got six kids.
Anybody that's thinking right after six kids?
He's still providing for six kids.
That's how I got my mates.
That's just the opening.
That's my opening argument right there.

(41:36):
It's a kind of one-handed.
Man, check me out, yo.
Goku, right?
Because, granted,
he wasn't, unfortunately,
as present for Gohan.
Yeah, but,
that's because he had to
sacrifice that time to save the planet
over and over and over
and even die over and over

(41:58):
and over in order to keep
that planet safe where his son resides in.
That's a two-way street.
That's a two-way street.
How does it work?
That's right.
It goes in.
Thank you.
Sorry, you're the man.
I love y'all, though.
That's my opening.

(42:20):
Alright.
Bill Fungus Guy right there.
Like, if
a funny guy commercial, he'd be on a commercial.
He'd be on, like, a dad commercial.
He has
an older son,
which is his best friend.
I can't remember his name, though.
But she's going to.
Oh, my God.

(42:42):
And then, he's going through, like,
his basic night thing
and his daughter,
which she's going through,
multiple guy after guy after guy
after guy after guy
after guy after guy,
goes back to that guy after guy after guy,
goes right back to that guy
after he's pregnant twins.
And then, he's got to live with them,

(43:04):
including that guy and his mom.
All in the same room?
All in the same room.
So you're taking care of...
He's taking care of families.
Not kids' families.
He's now, like, a big generation.
And then, also,
worrying about his wife's, like, dad,
because I would say, like,
he's not approved of Bill,

(43:26):
but still, he gets it all
from Bill.
And then...
What else?
And then, he has, like, this super smart daughter,
super smart, but...
She gets it all
a hard time, too.
She's also...
She's been dating, like, what, maybe three guys?
How old is this kid?

(43:48):
This is dad, he's dating, and then stuff's out here.
They're...
And then, she even dated her mom's co-worker.
And...
That's well.
And then, they just firefighter,
and then left him on a ship.
And so, they're not just
doing their own thing, and then they leave
Bill and his wife, kind of,

(44:10):
Jennifer, so it's like, okay,
it's just us, which that's not cool.
That's fine and everything. And then, they come way back,
giving all their problems and everything.
All right.
I got my man's...
I'm going with Mike Brady, he might not have it as,
you know, because he got me.
Oh, he's rich.
Yeah.

(44:32):
They got nice house.
So, you have greens?
But, you know, he got six kids.
And...
He's the only parent around, you know.
The mom is there, too.
And so, he laid out a nice little team there,
but the only issue...
Six kids, they all bad.
Three girls.
Three.

(44:54):
Two of them, no, one of them is a team,
and the other one is coming of age,
and the other one is young. Same thing with boys.
So, you got all these kids
all going through all these different hormones
and all this stuff at the same time.
Yeah.
You know how much that grocery
bill is?
Electricity bill.
Yo, all that stuff.

(45:16):
Granted, it was back further in the day,
but if that's the best part about it,
they...
Yeah, you wouldn't laugh.
It's not happening.
Yeah, trying to calculate it.
Uh-uh.
But, what else?
It's on Types episode.
They're out, heck of episodes.
They just doing stuff, breaking windows.

(45:38):
They doing Types.
Some of them is bad.
They're kids.
They're doing it other places, too.
They was out here.
So, you know...
When it was safe, of course.
You know, it's my only thing.
It's not bad kids.
They wasn't all bad, but these kids
is an issue.

(46:00):
Indeed.
Oh, man.
I don't know everything
about everything
when it comes to Goku
and his parenting, but I'll tell you
what I do know and remember from
watching it.
When he first found out that
Gohan is, you know,
a Super Saiyan descendant,

(46:22):
he took the time out to train him.
You know, he in the time chamber
or hyperbole time chamber.
Dude,
they were in there for how long?
Like, a day is like a full year.
Yeah, a full year, but bro,
he instilled
determination
and a good
source of porn and manhood into him.

(46:44):
You know, considering Super Saiyan blood,
they get strong rammed
every time, every time.
Imagine just you and your kid
for a full year.
I mean, no other women
will go anywhere if we just here.
Your mama can't save you.
You and me, and you're training
against the dude that can take you out,
but no. I will say this, you got the worst wife out of all of them.

(47:06):
Yeah, Chichi sucks.
Yeah, Chichi sucks.
She's not the best.
I mean, she's okay.
She's not irrational.
She's a good mom.
She's just
all over the place.
Just chicken and mud.
But Goku, he put in the time
to train his son

(47:28):
because he knows that, A, man, I ain't gonna be here
for you forever, or sometimes
you're not gonna always call me for help.
You're gonna have to fend for yourself.
Now, I don't agree with him
giving him a sense of being
and letting him smack a go-on in midair.
I don't agree with that, yeah?
But you gotta let somebody
put the paws on him at the same time.

(47:50):
At the same time,
even in death,
Goku's spirit is so strong
that fighting
Supreme Cell,
he came back in spirit
to fight alongside his son.
That's how powerful and strong
his love is.
That's how great of an amazing father he is.
Not only sacrificing his life

(48:12):
time and time again
to save the planet,
but to also prepare his son
mentally, spiritually, and physically
for war, basically.
Yeah!
That's my second jab right there.
Second jab. But he left him!
Why did he leave?
Why did he leave?
Before he left, he left him.

(48:34):
Why did he leave?
He kicked that in front of him.
Did he?
He hit my brother!
What was that?
He hit me up there!
He hit right in the elbow!
Wait, so explain to me.
Hold on.
I want us to keep it going.
Yeah!

(48:56):
So explain to me.
He let his son kick that in front of him.
His brother pulled it up and was like,
Hey yo, that's my nephew?
Yeah. Well,
since you don't want to roll with me, bro,
I'm going to take his son.
Boom!
I took his son for all his homies.
I remember that.
That was funny.

(49:18):
What did Goku do in that moment?
He didn't. He went and got his homie.
And he went and pulled up.
He didn't go and pulled up.
So he had to get reinforcements
because he knew Radish was clicked.
So he did his wickedness.
Okay, he even...
You can't really count that against him.
He is 1v4, I believe.
You can't really count that

(49:40):
against your boy.
So...
I mean, he definitely should have
pulled back up.
He should have slept him in that moment.
You put your hands on his son,
not like that.
But he had to get reinforcements.
So that's neutral ground.
That's neutral ground.
How about this?

(50:02):
I wanted to go train, so I'm a leaf.
Okay.
How old was Goku?
How old was he?
10.
And was he able to turn Super Saiyan 2 by that time?
No, he couldn't do that.
So he was like...
No, when he was 10, he still had that weird hat on.
This is like...
I think between 5 and 10,

(50:24):
all the way through the Frieza, Namib saga.
He still had that attire, that red and green attire.
No, this was when he had the little headband purple fit.
By the time he went to sell,
he was like 12 or 13.
So when Goku said,
I'm going to go train, goodbye,
he had the purple fit, yeah?
But...
In Amazon, was this before
or after the time chamber?

(50:48):
That's what it's for.
The time chamber is when Goku
he decided to be a dad.
Hmm.
In general, he was dead a whole bunch of times.
So he can't be there because he was dead.
I had...
But, I'm just saying, you went on a year
trip.
So Goku didn't train Gohan
much at all before he

(51:10):
went to the time chamber?
No, also dead.
What?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, thank you.
Also...
I mean, look, he put his trust
in...
I'm not justifying the absence at all.
Be there. Be there for your kids.
Dead serious.

(51:32):
But, he put his trust
in Pigalo.
Because he knew that,
alright, I need to invest this time to become stronger
so I can protect them and planet Earth.
So Pigalo will
pick up the slack for me
to get him prepared until I get back.
That's...
That's basically killing two birds with one stone.
Because I gotta...

(51:54):
The training I gotta do is far greater
than the training that you need to get done right now.
So Pigalo could be able to kind of...
So he could be straight.
Let the guy who...
Let the guy who killed my homie
and tried to kill me in the rest of the world
take care of my son.
Goku was born with a hard to go.
That's not his fault.
He was born like that. He was born.

(52:16):
He even made friends with him.
Let his kids go out here.
They're all these...
All these kids.
All these kids just be...
They can dump it and dump it and they can have babies.
So basically Haley,
she technically is capable
of like...
Taking care of herself.
And so...

(52:38):
She's kind of just like that for her.
Like, hey, you need to think, you need to put a stay.
I'm here for you. I think Alice is on you.
And so...
She's got a good relationship after a relationship
but she's still young. She's still in school now.
That's why dad did that.
I don't even remember.
Like, Steven?
Yeah, why does it like that?
I don't know.

(53:00):
He didn't really know too much about it
because he didn't like say much about it.
But he knows about like, probably
two of them or...
No. He knows about...
Yeah, he knows about three of them.
But he made sure to like
to talk to the guy first. Like, hey,
you know, like, you're dating my daughter.
And so, you don't have to be a man
about it to like take care of her.

(53:22):
So is this dad and my family,
is he...is he tough or is he a little push-up?
He's tough. Like, one time
it was Christmas and they went to this cabin
and Andy, he was...
and Haley, they already
like...
were like kissing or anything.
So like, okay, we're
together but we still have to hide it.
Because he still was like

(53:44):
married to his fiance
and she already was coming out
to go see him, right?
And so, when
Bill found out, he was like
let me talk to Andy.
You know, you have to make
a decision. Either stay with Haley
or you're going to go with
your fiance.
And then, at the end, he got cheated on

(54:06):
and he was kind of...
he was kind of sad about that and Haley was like
but you're with me. He said, but I got cheated
on while I was cheating.
Oof. Cheaters cheat?
Mm-hmm.
She okay?
She okay? Yes.
How's your sleep? Is she breathing?
Alright.
She's breathing.

(54:28):
Come on.
It's breathing.
Okay. Okay.
I just don't...
See, Bailey, it seems like that sometimes.
Oh, yes, she's not usually not.
She's just a little bit of a doggy.
You know how bad I want to get those?
I don't know.
If you want...
I would like to leave.

(54:50):
You know what that is, though?
It's motherly instinct.
Even women that aren't mothers
it's something about y'all that just got to
get in there. I don't know.
You got to get in there. I don't know what it is.
I've got to get it.
Hey.
Can I...
I can get this tissue.
Yeah, I can get you or...

(55:12):
I'm not waiting.
I need a little...
A little bit of straightening?
No.
Why don't you just have a tissue?
I might be better.
You want me to...
Alright, cool.
Sounds like the dad I picked is
the one really out here, dad.
Yeah, because see...

(55:34):
No!
Look at that. Take care of all those kids.
Still bad. Rich though.
That's kid's kids.
He's not that rich.
She's finally...
It's like boiling.
It's like boiling.
She's got...
She's got...
She's got...

(55:56):
She's got her leg up to...
Where is she?
She's got like boiling potatoes.
She be letting it go.
You gotta talk about my dad.
What you got?
I mean, look, man.
Look, man.
I mean...
Goku always finds a way
to lighten the mood,

(56:18):
do this personality.
And again, it's about the sacrifices
he made.
It's kind of like Goku is the equivalent
of a soldier being sent off the war.
Unfortunately, you're not
going to be able to spend time with the
loved ones like that.
Because you're like...
You're the Super Saiyan God.
Super Saiyan God.

(56:40):
But hey...
Hey, hey, hey.
Ha ha!
Kamehameha.
Yes, I got a part in how to work that in there.
That's nice though. That's a parody.
Kamehameha.
Kamehameha.
Yeah, there it is.
Anyway, anyway.
Ha ha!

(57:04):
Um, but he's like a soldier
being sent out to war. So yeah,
he's not really going to be able to
spend time with his sons
as much as he would like.
I don't condone the fact that
he's like, I'm going to machine
in teleport.
That's about life.
That was my Goku voice, but it's more like
Herman. So sorry people.

(57:26):
He'll get some real good
crazy. But at the same time,
you know,
a soldier being sent to war, but
he's leaving
the trust of
who was once his enemy
kind of be a guide
and mentor or sensei
to his son to prepare him

(57:48):
while he prepares for other
things that's bigger than this situation.
And by the time he comes back,
his son will be better and even more
he quit to deal with what's coming.
Basically, Goku's
doing the ground work right now.
And unfortunately, he can't be present
to do the ground work.
Though what happened by not being present,
go on talk to him. Ready to say it, man?

(58:10):
Ready to say it, man.
When you have to do right, you dance.
Ha ha!
That's what happens. He ran off.
Can't even bag his son dancing.
Can't fight no more.
I'm a superhero.
Pickle, what were you doing?
Pickle said, it's too tough.
You're supposed to be hard.
He said, it's too tough for me, man.

(58:32):
He made him a soupy little momma.
He made him a cream puff.
Go to school. Oh, God.
I'm at school. Got his books.
This ain't the life for you, young lad.
That ain't Goku's fault.
That ain't Goku's fault.
It is probably weren't there.
But he came back and he still
managed to train with
Gohan, man.

(58:54):
And that made Gohan
in terms of beast.
Beast.
And he could have easily trained
when he got back after that.
I mean, it was one fight where Goku could have easily took him.
Oh, so you want to take on your own man.
I bet. The final finishing blow.
Goku could have easily took
in his own sign down. But he was just like,
he just stood there. And Gohan, he giving,

(59:16):
he flying up to him, giving in his all.
100% all gas
until his tank is empty.
That was a little by the moment.
Yeah, it was.
It was. It was. So it's like,
bro, I know you angry at me.
And most likely angry because he just wasn't around.
But you got to understand that is the greatest sacrifice
to be made
in order to protect the ones you love, man.

(59:38):
They're all still alive
because of Goku.
And he has some help.
He ain't helping on the way.
But everyone's still breathing
because of Goku.
And unfortunately, he had to pay the price
of not being around his son.
But the thing is,
to be the dad that sent the battle to the best hero,
I stand.

(01:00:00):
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there. You got to take care of home.
Okay, bring no money in the door. I'm just sick of y'all.
I'm sick of y'all.
He's tired.
I'm tired of y'all dumping on Goku
and his parents.
He's a good dad.
He's taking another family inside his house.
No, I ain't never seen him inside the house
before for no fool.

(01:00:22):
Getting a fool.
That's what you cook.
You don't care about the way we do.
You cook for me and then I'm going to get him out of here.
You don't break it.
He's tired to bounce.
He's staying on.
He ain't doing no way.
All he did was train.
All he did was train.
He should've been trained to be a good husband.

(01:00:44):
Yeah.
Man,
My Brady wasn't missing no meals.
Home at night.
7pm. He was there before that.
Paper in the hand.
Tell me about your dad.
He had to train.
He had to train.
So he got so many bottles on the planet.
Sometimes. But not all of them were loaded.

(01:01:06):
Something came to him.
But he also went to them.
He went looking for the truck.
He also put his family in danger.
He got killed.
If somebody showed up.
I didn't say anything.
Just said it.
Goku's a good father.
He's a good dad.
He's good.

(01:01:28):
What do you think?
I'm a crybaby.
He's a good hero.
Oh boy.
Goku there.
Or his son.
Son.
So I'm going to have to take Goku out.
Because like
Mike and Phil
At least they're there.

(01:01:50):
You got it.
I'm a bike.
I wouldn't use that one.
Hi.
I'm a man.
You know what?
I'm a crybaby.
I'm a crybaby.
I'm a crybaby.
The last time I did a guy.
I had to keep it real man.

(01:02:12):
Goku is the
best father of all time.
Keep it real dad.
A lot of dads.
Are for real dad.
Yeah Goku.
He did the trading last time...
In a two-and-h21 year old.
But again.
He really wasn't there.
He didn't have to do the protection.

(01:02:34):
every £5 and 0.
The dad job chose without all the superpowers and stuff like that.
Just regular human beings everyday life. They were there.
Like, it's a dad and like a child that can say, hey, I have a child with me.
My father's in there.
Gohan didn't really have a child with me.
He's been fighting like August 1st.

(01:02:55):
Yeah, he's getting beat up.
Yeah.
And that was the worst thing though.
How'd you go hand your son's enemy a sense of dignity?
He said, gohan, let me get stronger.
I mean, granted that fight may go a hundred stronger.
So it's like a psychological thing.
What's this?
Come on, dawg, you could have got your son killed for me.
Yeah, bro.
Alright, bro.

(01:03:16):
I'm on him getting killed.
I mean, the way y'all broke it down, it's like, okay, yeah, he's a...
I ain't gonna say he's a bad father. I ain't gonna say that.
Nah, he's not the best.
Okay, he's a great hero, but not the best father.
I ain't gonna hit you as a handmaker, but let's just say,
Alright, I'm tough. Goat's in it even though when he was born.
Goat's in it even though he was hiding behind his mom.
Who's that?
Oh, what?

(01:03:38):
Did he die?
Like, he was there.
He met that life.
He was there.
Yeah, hello.
That's that.
That ain't his fault.
That ain't his fault.
He died.
You're trying so hard to get back.
He died.
He was dead.
He didn't put on his coat.
He was dead.
Okay, alright.

(01:03:59):
You didn't see why it feels better than mine.
Yeah, six kids.
I definitely think Goat was just...
He's out.
He's a three-way, let's three-way match stuff.
Only one could win at all of our dads.
And my man Mike Brady got three, six kids.
Okay, I get, okay, I get six...
Six.
Six.

(01:04:20):
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Six.
Okay, I want to...
I get it.
It's good.
Ooh, big number.
Alright, I want you to go first.
We've been talking about it.
What else you got?
What else you got?
I want to hear what else you got.
And then, you can wrap your hands up a little bit now.
Continue with mine.

(01:04:41):
It's my clothes argument right here.
So, we can move on.
Uh-oh.
My man Brady was giving them lessons.
He goes sit down with the kids, the boys, the girls.
Giving them gems.
Let them be themselves, get them what they need.
He wasn't rich or nothing like that.
He just, he was just in a good situation to provide for his kids.

(01:05:03):
That's all it was.
On top of that, letting them have that freedom,
keeping his kids active in school.
He got them dropouts, six kids, and they all graduate.
That's a little actor right there.
You got all the kids on that stuff?

(01:05:24):
You usually have like one or two bad kids, but I look,
he got a little argument.
What you got there?
I mean, Voku was always instilling and encouraging his kids though.
He was.
Never give up kind of mantra attitude.
He definitely was.
So, he was bearing it his own way.

(01:05:45):
He was bearing it his own way.
I'm trying to resuscitate him.
He did it.
I just want to say at least put that out there.
Like he, you know, face to face.
That's like the end right there, just to hold it down.
No, keeping a roof over their head.
Being stern.

(01:06:06):
He ain't letting all these other people move in his house.
That's the problem with your guy.
He letting too many chefs come to the table and try to cook.
My man Brady, he wouldn't let nobody else come in there.
Let alone his kids out here dating the whole city.
Bringing them back to having babies.
None of his kids had kids.

(01:06:28):
They out in college before they got kids.
He got his foot down.
He got his foot down.
My man Brady got his foot down.
Was he ever like bonding?
Yeah, like laugh.
Yeah, laugh.

(01:06:49):
This is your good old fashioned TV bag.
Honey, I'm home. Where's my newspaper?
Let's all sit down and watch TV.
Nick and night.
That's the sound of the paper.
Put it right over there.
I get six kids going through that.

(01:07:10):
But.
Yo, that's the crazy sound of the paper.
Uh-uh.
No, you're right.
But he off.
But you know, I said you off someone.
There's some things.
Like I said, going through.
Everyone has parents.
Like caring for other families kids.

(01:07:32):
Put his foot down.
He put his foot down when he got to college.
Why she did get down college?
Because I can't remember why she got kicked out cause I guess she was in like doing.
No, I remember because she got, she went to this party and she was under age drinking.
And then she fell on a cough while going out the window.

(01:07:57):
And then.
I'm finished.
So then once they have to go to court and everything, she's like, oh, it's not my fault.
I don't even know that'll happen.
If anything, I'm the victim.
And then put his foot down.
He said, stop talking.
You know, you're like, just like shut up.

(01:08:18):
You know, you know, you're the victim, right?
But you know, like you are the one who caused like all this.
We came all this way at three just for you.
And I didn't even hear.
I'm sorry, dad.
I'm sorry, mom.
Or I'll do better.
And then he said pack your stuff.
We're leaving.
Get dressed appropriately.
You're not flirting and all that.
And then he went to go get his walkers because he really wanted to walk with us.

(01:08:41):
So what was the punishment for her doing that?
The punishment was that she got kicked out of college and she had to live.
Not what he punished her.
How did he punish her?
Because that's what happened for her doing that.
Not what he did.
That was life punishing her.
What did he do as a father?
Mmm.
Besides, tell her that wasn't a good idea.
She had a consequence that she had to pick up trash for the human being.

(01:09:06):
He did that.
That's the course, dad.
He didn't really appreciate that much.
He just kind of let her stay there and then he had to help her with all of the...
That's what I'm saying.
It's about putting in that bad work.
Put that foot down.
It sounds like you press the buttons and move the keys.
Something's got to back up.

(01:09:28):
See, if it was Mother's Day, then I feel like I would win this.
Because, clearly, she would definitely have made one like...
I only hear about this.
It's daddy's day.
It's time for daddy's own day.
We got to have a moment.
I lost the marker.
Oh.
Alright.
There you go.

(01:09:50):
So, the girl who's been kicked.
So, who are you thinking?
I got it in the ear.
Oh, my name is Brady.
I don't know.
I'm even thinking about Brady.
I'm thinking about Brady because I would probably talk about all the bad stuff I had to go through.
But, about policy, you got to talk about good things like,

(01:10:14):
hey, this is what happened or anything.
This is what you want to be prepared in life.
And, Phil, I feel like he's trying to solve the boxes.
Because, when he was just becoming a father or anything,
it was,
is there something funny?
It's nothing funny. You can't share with the class.
I like that.
You can share with the class if it's that funny.

(01:10:35):
They're awake.
Yes, because we must let this up.
They're awake.
Teacher, in the making.
And so, then, I feel like Phil's trying to solve all those boxes
because, like, as he was a young dad, had, like, built up from that experience,
also having three kids and everything,
staying under one roof, funny.

(01:10:57):
And...
So, I got, what you thinking?
I got to bring this on home.
Better, better, better, better, better.
Swing.
Brady.
I got to go with Brady.
He's the one that's been really putting in those, making those dad moves, man.

(01:11:18):
He's been pressing all the buttons.
And, granted, the dad you chose, he's, he's good, but...
But he's not, like, stepping up.
Nah, he ain't, he ain't no step.
He's like a layback, like, oh, it's okay.
Yeah, well, just fine, but every now and then, like,
there's a time and a place for that, but...
Sometimes, yeah, like, you gotta, like, hey, like, save your chips.

(01:11:41):
Oh, man.
So, he kicked out of the school, you know?
Yeah, and then, on top of all your kids, is bringing in other kids.
Making babies.
That's, that's a bad start.
Because when you get into that, as they're, like, 11, 12, and teenage years,
you gotta instill safe precautions.
Gotta kill them, like, you know what I'm saying?

(01:12:03):
And the fact that they, they bringing in all these other kids,
and they, him, him, him, her, her, her, his, the bodies, bodies, bodies.
If you watch no fall, you get it.
Um, yeah, that's, that's bad parenting.
I ain't gonna lie to you, Nisi.
So, I gotta go with Brady, man.
I go with Brady, too.
Phil's cool, man.
He's like, he's like a dad that you can definitely hang out with.

(01:12:25):
Like, a really good lad.
He's more friend than that.
He's more like a best friend.
And that's a problem.
Like, Claire's more like...
Alright, it's time for the bringing in these semifinals.
Oh, boy.
Homer vs. Phyrius.
Oh, boy.
Boy, it's another of the dad vs. Homer.
Look here, look at her.

(01:12:46):
Oh, the matchup is crazy.
That's a whole different.
Oh, I didn't know.
It's the fun part about the time.
For me.
What you got, White Homer?
This one's gonna be a bit shorter because we already know
but already missed why these people are dead dads.
Yeah.
First round?
Yeah.
So, this is more White Homer is up better than Phyrius,
while Phyrius is better than Homer.

(01:13:08):
He's more of a versus now.
Alright, Homer's better than Phyrius
because he has to live in a good neighborhood.
Have people around him have a good wife
that can support him, care about him and everything.
Have kids that...
I'll say Lisa, she behaves herself.

(01:13:30):
Little ones, she behaves herself.
Bart, you...
I love him.
I love Bart.
I don't know if I want to say this to...
I imagine he was a kid.
So, having that good neighborhood, providing for family,
not saying he doesn't, but he's providing more.

(01:13:52):
I can step up.
If you want this, we can go there.
There's dreams.
I can go there and everything.
I can go there and everything.
I want to say that Homer has yellow privilege.
He's so successful, I guess.
And, you know, by the boom.
What's that in there?

(01:14:14):
Granted.
Granted, uh...
Two different things.
Two different things.
Two different things.
Give him a good thing.
Oh, my God.
I'm so happy.
Two different things. Give him a good thing.
Oh, my God.

(01:14:35):
Sorry if that was...
But, uh, theory is style is double, okay?
He literally has to play the cards he's dealt.
And during...this is what?
South Central late 80s, if not early 90s,
things were already rough after the Ronald Reagan era,
cocaine and drugs and guns being shipped into the neighborhoods.

(01:14:56):
He had to deal with that.
And he was already full.
And on top of that, possibly a divorce,
which is why him and an old boy's mommy are together.
But then again, to get dropped off,
you're dropping off basically a grown man at your doorstep.
You got to take care of him and teach him how to move out of here in these streets.
And again, again, he's playing the cards he's dealt.

(01:15:21):
This is...it's too...
I'm playing words, but that's not what I mean in a negative way.
It's a different race.
Homeward, his race is different.
We never know what...you can choose.
Well, you can choose.
I'm just saying he got better...
See a couple things of both sides right now.
But theory is living in the ghetto, gentrification,

(01:15:42):
and then the odds are already stacked.
I have a question for you.
What is...
then one good thing both of you guys did for their characters?
I mean for their family.
Give us a good dad highlight.
Just one.
You want to go first?

(01:16:03):
Good though.
I mean, let me just say, Homer's a great dad.
Except for the...
That's it really bad, dude.
That's anger management.
Dad, you hear that?
Anyway.
But theory though,
theory is bro,
he just did his utmost best to keep his son out of these streets.

(01:16:28):
And luckily enough for him,
he instilled a good conscience for him to be like,
nah, this is not how I want to end up.
And on top of that, just giving him mad knowledge.
I mean, this dude is already...
He's like in his early 20s or just turned 21.
And you're doing...
Get it?
You did it?

(01:16:49):
You're still...
But we will.
I'll call him.
Play.
That's your thing I like.
That kind of hurt.
But now...
I want to cheer.
He cares.
But not...
He was just...

(01:17:11):
He stepped up to the plate, man.
He didn't let the relationship between
his mom or his ex
dictate how he would treat his son.
So he was just simply there, man, just steering him away.
Even though his son kind of fell into that crowd,
he was able to kind of put in his mind like,
hey, man, like nah, this...
You know this life ain't for you.

(01:17:33):
Come back home.
And home is right here.
He came home, he made it home.
He just like, I know what you was about to do
and I'm proud of you for not doing it.
Ooh, like a homerun.
Ooh, like a homerun.
That's a tough one right there.
That's a good one.
All right, Homer, he did kind of protect
like really Barb because he like

(01:17:55):
was dealing with bullies and all that
and school and like being bad at everything
and like having like back talk.
And so I feel like like Homer,
he was kind of there for Barb,
like hey, this is what you do
and like bullies and he even like...
What?
This is the um...
You know what you did to me
what makes him the bad?

(01:18:17):
This is what you got.
This is the kill shot.
You got to take me out, man.
You got to take him out, to kill him in the soul.
To head off, man.
I don't know what that was about.
What do you say?
Homer highlights.
Hey now, what you got?
Homers?
Homer's a good dad.

(01:18:39):
I'm going to just point that out.
Because you really see Homer
like really
like step up
to like his parent-father level.
True, true.
And so...
Mostly jucky-jucky.
Right, like it's mainly jokes.
Like drinking or

(01:19:01):
in the mart.
Or...
They have family.
He has moments like Lisa moment with the saxophone.
You know.
Homer
He do
encourage his kids.
He's very good at encouraging the kids.
He's always providing.
Yeah, I'm just like chasing

(01:19:23):
Barton knew what you want to be type of thing.
When Barton was in a boy group
That's good.
Oh, that's good.
Okay, I knew that one for Homer.
Remember when he became the safety person for
Lisa?
To be a safety solid man to keep the city safe?
I did forget about that one.
Somebody phoned
and put my phone on vibrate.

(01:19:45):
Okay, I know one.
That's good.
Remember when Lisa was trying to be a ballerina
and all ballerinas were
Oh!
And then he's like almost five on her.
See if she's going to do it or not.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Stop Lisa from smoking.
Hmm.
For my man, Pharius

(01:20:07):
This is giving him the gym
to keep him in love
trust him in everything.
A black man is tough.
A black man is South Central America.
Homer don't got his name.
Step up moments.
In his good step up moment
it is really good.
It's heavy.
It's tough. I mean, I'm with you.

(01:20:29):
Like Homer.
He has moments.
Like I don't know.
It's tough.
I mean, Homer is like
he's good when he's drinking.
Which is very sad.
He's a liar.
Yeah, he's a liar.
He's a liar.
Homer, he definitely could be a bit

(01:20:51):
all over the place.
I must say not caring.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could be.
Alright.
The city finals on the other side.
I got Bernie Mac and Brady.
Oh.
It's both so good.
It is.

(01:21:13):
Oh boy.
I want to hear this one.
The two ends.
Alright.
Are you proud of that?
Okay.
Bernie Mac versus Brady.
Hmm.
Bernie.
Bernie.
His kids is a lot tougher than Brady's.

(01:21:35):
Brady had more kids.
That's true.
Light light kids is something.
Growing up in a family with just four of us.
They both,
both families are rich, right?
They both took care.
Financially, both families are not worried.
Hmm.
So that whole thing
is off the ticket after the

(01:21:57):
practice time.
Only thing is,
I want to say Bernie was giving more gems
than Mike Brady.
But,
Different generations.
That's why the kids started to divide that much up as well.
That's two different generations
right there.
Brady is real old school.
His mom, he had mom also

(01:22:19):
to back up.
He said to the mom and
Bernie Mac,
she was staring with Bernie more
so than with the kids.
She was like, always the kids escape the world.
Can't wait to do this Bernie thing.
She really did come through for the girls.
If they needed they hair done, if they were
feeling self conscious or insecure,
she did come through for them.

(01:22:41):
Bernie got the moments we stepped in. I still got it.
Bernie had kids before than Brady.
That's true.
He had a maid.
Yeah.
I think Bernie take the win on that.
I thought Bernie
because he didn't
have a maid.
Six kids is a lot.
Also having bad kids.

(01:23:03):
Also having the kids.
That's the thing.
He had a job and Bernie
was having that luxury of not having to work.
I mean, Bernie at that time,
but that's the best part
that's best thing to have with parents in his time.
Here's the question.
I was just going to say,
Bernie took the kids in.
I mean, Brady took the kids in too.

(01:23:25):
She came in three, he came in three.
They both.
He had a boy and she got the girls.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's dope.
I couldn't watch the braids, but that's good.
Okay.
Which one was
Brady or the maid?
Which one was mainly there?
The maid.

(01:23:47):
The show about everybody,
the show about the kids more because
we weren't there and maybe
after they get together sometimes.
So the maid did a lot of the,
I'm not saying a lot of them are getting together,
but the maid got them together as well.
I had to get into Bernie because
they came from a down
place and he had to pick them
way up with the struggles

(01:24:09):
and consequences of that
and the regret of it.
And all the happy moments
with him, including his wife
having to go through that journey with him.
You got to think about the
mental trauma of how they all
grew up, how they
were able to escape that.
Well, I will give Brady also the situation though,
bringing in

(01:24:31):
another set of kids, three in fact.
When you, when you as a person
have three and you know
your family's already suffering a routine
to bring in another family
and having to adjust
and for them all to be able to adjust together,
I will give them that though.
Three in fact.
That's a big different person out there.
That's a heck of an adjustment.

(01:24:53):
You see how it was, it's just to
your little brother, imagine if you had
three brothers out of nowhere.
That's it.
I'll give you that.
I'll do it back.
I'm going to go get some orange juice.
I will give Brady that,
but I do got Brady Magistrate
being more involved with the kids.
They're way more involved going to the games,

(01:25:15):
setting up parties,
trying to get them to throw in games,
even though it ended bad, but yeah,
he just did a lot more.
It's Bernie.
Bernie versus
Bernie versus
Oh,
no.
Oh boy.
Man, look.

(01:25:37):
Is that, get some popcorn?
This is a
mmm,
it's a finale.
We'll finish this out again,
peace of positivity, because
maybe then we definitely get hit with a busy.
It's going to take me.
Oof.
Oh.
Alright, man, look here.

(01:25:59):
I'm off.
Um,
listen.
Damn.
I hate.
Because they,
Bernie and Fury
both came up rough.
They both came up rough.
Uh, Chicago

(01:26:21):
and South Central.
Both rough.
But
but
dollar
dollar,
but
uh,
oh my God.
Handling,
handling three, three different age bracket of kids

(01:26:43):
versus
a grown man
or a 21 year old coming in.
Those three kids
are self-worth.
Versus,
all you gotta tell us is this dude,
hey man, you need to pitch in around here,
get a job, you can't be moochin'.
Them kids need to be taken care of.
They gotta raise them still.

(01:27:05):
Gotta raise them still.
To give to somebody just
you ain't saying, hey, that's how you eat a roast.
Exactly.
But it takes, those three kids, it takes molding.
I gotta give it to Bernie, man.
Yeah, because you don't have to do that.
Fury was mad wise,
but Bernie, he was making those
extra steps.
He was taking more steps.

(01:27:27):
And
we already know Bernie, but
just a little
something, he was helping out the community.
Bernie was also, I was saying he was helping out the community,
but he shouted about the PTA
and PTA meetings and everything,
for the school and stuff.
That's true.
Bernie was outfished.
He was a staffer.

(01:27:49):
Yeah, he was.
I gotta go with Bernie, man.
And that's, I'm sorry, Fury.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, what would you think of these?
Because at the same time,
Fury is like, he had to go through a lot
and continuing to go
through it with his son.

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Also dealing with
the hood and their problems.
Packing up on his.
And with his divorce,
packing up more.
And then work,
home, kids going through themselves,
fighting themselves.
And Bernie, I don't think he had
easy, of course, like money
and like big home

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and having someone to also help
kind of like make the world a little bit
smoother.
Now, what I would say
with the Fury is to separate from that.
I'm gonna say earlier that I was gonna say this
case. Oh, you was
holding it in. Stay in the hood
and divorce all that stuff.
That ain't nothing to do with his dad.
They got nothing to do with his parenting.

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That was prior
before he got the son.
Or before his son got that woman.
So
that situation where he hadn't been better
before his son even got there
before to impact him.
His son got
forced into his life,
his lifestyle.
So also having to

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deal with that, like
sometimes to go through that. So
his emotions stacked on
and then Fury's
emotions stacked on. I think it was well though.
The kids got thrust into a burning situation
but it was a reverse.
Instead of them
being thrust into a situation
that is bad from the environment,
they bought

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the environment bad to Bernie.
And so they changed his environment
as it to the environment changing the kid.
And on top of that, Bernie took them back
to that environment to show why
they, it's good that
they're not here anymore.
It gives you some lessons.
It gives you some lessons.
That's a rough one.
You got me there.

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Fury definitely had it rough, man.
But it would be different if his son
came in younger.
Because he already in constant danger.
And he would have knew that,
okay I gotta do this to change it.
But you know how to change it.
As you said, he already coming in setting his ways.
Like, hey you're wrong man.
You're making your own decisions.
But why you under this roof,

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this is how it goes.
Versus raising three.
And one that's already setting their ways is
female team.
And then took the time out to
show them the environment
that they need to leave behind.
Because they forgot.
They got a little too comfortable
under it.
They got a little too comfortable.

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He was like, hold on.
He was still in love.
He is still in love.
So both are great.
Great parents of figures.
But at the end of the day,
Bernie was having more steps.
Like you know them steps.
On the watch.
Did you see how many steps you took?
Bernie took more.

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He got his steps in it.
Every day.
I'm sorry Fury.
But I gotta go with Bernie man.
He was stepping in for the kids.
Yeah it was.
So that was
that was a finale.
This is a good time for me.
Indeed man.
Good job man.

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Did you get the after this?
Yes.
Up, up, up.
Sorry you did a little one up.
You got a cup.
Like kind of glass.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Bernie cracked glass.
Alright.

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Thanks.
Oh yeah.
So look.
That was a finale.
This is a good time.
Indeed man.
Good job man.
Did you get the after this?
Yes.
Up, up, up.
Sorry you did a little more.

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You got a cup.
Like kind of glass.
Bernie cracked glass.
Hey!
Oh yeah! Yeah!