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Hello everyone. Anna's not feeling verywell today. She she has some,
she has some, she has somebullshit. Yeah, let's just say that
this are this are our this arebullshit. Yeah, this our lady bit
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lady parts bullshit. Yeah yeah,yeah, Well, welcome to the Off
Trash Podcast. Uh we we We'vebeen a while away for a while,
but I am Christa and I amin pain. God damn it. Also
I'm Anna. She's laughing because I'ma silly goose, not because I'm in
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pain. I'm not. Yeah,I'm not laughing at Okay, but no,
because I've been I've been there.Let me let's just yeah, I
am. I am thankful that thatthat's I'm you know, I'm hoping that
I am on the road to puttingthat behind me. But that it'd be
nice, be very very nice.Ah. All right, So we've been
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away for a while. We havewe know that, but uh, in
the intern quite a bit has happened. So there has been some bullshit.
There has been some bullshit. Uh. First of all, I want to
talk. First of all, Iwant to say, uh uh, Congratulateonis.
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He did a he there were hedid five performances in New York City
at the Park Avenue Armory. Andthat's not bullshit. That that's the good
part. Uh. It's called itwas a it was a performance called it
was a stage production called Duffelganger,and it was it was based on the
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music was an arrangement of Schubert's finalsong title called sing a Song, which
means swan song. Uh. Thesewere like the last collection of songs that
he wrote before he croaked from tertiarysyphilis. And no people, people would
like to have you believe that hedid not I have syphilis. The man
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was taking mercury. Yeah, that'sthat's that's stiffy medicine. Yeah, and
back then your phone back in theday as being a treatment for syphilis.
Yeah, so you can't tell mehe wasn't being tread treated for cephilis.
Yeah, come on, uh yeah, yeah, he died of tertiary syphilis.
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I will, I will, Iwill stand in the middle of the
street and yeah, Schubert died fromsyphilis. You know, just like I
will always like I will always standin the street and go. Depissy was
a horror a man whole are deBoossy liked de bussy? He did he
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boos de Boosy was a man whodo we see like the bussy so did
so? Did uh fix for human? Yeah? Vager did too? Without
Yeah Vager did too. Like wehave a whole ass opera about how much
he wanted someone else's badge. Hewants, Yeah, he his his his,
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his longing for that for for someforbidden badge. Yeah, just remember
oh to his boner is about hisdesire to have forbidden snatch. Okay,
it's like the he's like the oldschool version of move from a slap shot.
Yeah, because like he discussed mewhen you speak Wagner, It's still
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like one of the best lines inthe whole fucking movie because most just like
kind of shrugs it off. Ohmy, but yeah we we uh Yeah.
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Jonas was in fine form. Fromall accounts. He sounded. He
sounded better than ever. And hereamong the reviews that I read, all
of which were really, really good, there were some people who said,
and I didn't like the fact thathe that you couldn't hear him very well.
The drill Hall where they had itperformed was huge, and he had
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to be miked up because even Jonaswith it when he projects would not have
resonated through the drill hall. It'sthat big, okay, So he had
to be miked up. Yeah,I didn't like that he was miked up.
Didn't like that he really couldn't hearhim when he turned his back to
one too. When he turns out, it's like blah blah blah. Anyway.
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In the reviews, among them usit's a Cuba go fuck yourself choir
from the Daily Show. Oh yeahthat one time. Oh yeah, yeah.
But there was this interview that Gannisdid and he said that he was
about ninety eight percent. I rememberwhen he was sick, okay, and
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that that he was taking antibiotics forthe infection he had. Uh well,
one the antibiotics fucked with him.It didn't give him. Remember how we
thought he had like really bad diarrhea. Oh no, it was worse he
was. It gave him. Itcaused joint and muscle pain to the point
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where he could not you know,I couldn't stand up. Okay, that's
how bad. That was the sideeffect he was talking about. He couldn't
handle those side effects. He wasjust he was just achy, like really
bad okay. And slowly he saidhe's like ninety eight percent. He's not
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completely, he's not one hundred percent, but he's ninety eight percent, which
is good because he was like likein that in Doppelganger, he was like
laying on the floor. He waslike rings as usual. Yes, he's
keep You know this that you cannotkeep a good man down. You can't
keep a good man down. Yeah, you're scalforn. You can keep down
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because he's always sucking on the floor. That's his that's his, that's his
OTP, like once again, Itake a nap right here. Yes,
I have a picture. I havea picture of him during a performance,
like when he in one of thesongs I need to I need to take
a nap right here. Well,one it's I take a nap right here,
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and two it's that text from lastnight versus are You dead? Oh
yeah, oh man, somebody metoo many Kicken Nuggies and sext to me
too hard? Yeah, yeah,that's one of your best The Doppelganger version.
That first one was the was theTristan He's older version. This was
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gonna be the doppel Ganger version,but the uh but yeah, in the
middle of it, we found outthat and then we find out that the
infection itself. That he had wasfrom his brace yourselves, folks, fourth
COVID infection, his fourth, thatman who survived four bouts of the RONA.
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I didn't know COVID was such abig yonnas couplan fan. I know
you've got an You've got competition,my good friend. Damn. Well,
at least I won't at least Iwon't cause secondary infections and and uh and
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uh and incur side of her nastytreatment s inside effects. I mean,
you will make his muscles hurt,though, Yeah, in a good way
though, but in a good wayanyway, home now, But yeah,
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I'm glad to see that young missis back on the met uh because you
know, it worried me about howhow you know, what kind of you
know, how sick he was?Yeah, and he had been sick for
that long, you know, formonths, he like last winter was his
fourth code infection. Shit, really, the poor man, leave him alone?
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Seriously bad bad, yes, ahGod, here I am plotting out,
my plotting out when to get myCOVID booster so that in case I
need to take, in case Ineed to recover over the weekend, I
can. And this poor man hasprobably had his booster. Like you know,
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ever since he found out he hadit the first time, he's probably
had his booster since then, andhe's gotten it multiple times since, which
it's that doesn't mean it doesn't itdoesn't work. It just means that he's
not dead, you know. Itdoesn't mean that the vaccine doesn't work.
It just means that it's kept himfrom being in the hospital. We're dying,
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Yeah, and you don't want tobe dead. No, do you
want to die? Do you wantto be in the hospital on a respirator?
No? No, no, anyway, fucking idiots. So uh so,
Yeah, but by all accounts,the Doppelganger was a success. He's
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now back home. He has andhe has a gala concert coming up on
the eleventh in Egypt at the periodRamids. I hope to see that.
I hope we get to see picturesof that. That will be amazing.
And then he has another concert inBudapest because he had to make up it
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was canceled once it was canceled becausehe was sick before and then so this
is making up for it. Andthen I believe starting in November he had
he is in Otello in Vienna,and then in December, he is,
he's going to be in torn Dotin Vienna, so and that I emailed
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the Wien to see when they ifthey had their streaming schedule finalized. They
said they did not have it yet, but they would advertise when they did
so the Queen. So hopefully I'mcrossing fingers that the Queen will have uh
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their schedule of their streaming schedule oppositethat, and I if they're going to
be and if it's anything like ifif they're gonna be like the byrshtatsopa,
they're going to probably put new productionson there so we can see them and
and uh, this this version ofturn Dot is a new production, so
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uh maybe and maybe we'll get luckyand see Otello and turn Dot because I
don't think I've ever seen it,this production of Hotelo that he's gonna be
in. He's been in several differentScared and yeah, no it's not the
Kent Warner version, it's the uhbut it's either yeah, whatever whichever version
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it is, it's yeah, scaredin horning, like holy shit, you
know the og Scared and Horning onewas two thousands. That was was London
twenty seventeen. But I can tellyou I've watched h I've watched I saw
that one in Naples and that wasthat was a runner up for Scaron Horney
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because I mean hot yon yonas ina hot looking uniform. Jesus Christ,
you know shan't. But anyway,Uh, that's the that's some of the
news for the some of the ladies. Jona's news. But here's the here's
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the ship. Here's why we are. We are both angry. We have
become angry in the past week.Fight we fight. And here's why I
can bleed on bitches. There isthis uh classical radio station in North Carolina
called WCPE. They call themselves NorthCarolina's classical station, WCPE. And why
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are they Why are we pissed atthem? Hell? Because they are racist?
Down motherfucker's Yeah. The name ofthis second segment is tell me you're
not tell me you're a racist homophobewithout telling me you're a racist homophobe.
Okay, that's the name of thissegment. North Carolina's classical station WCPE has
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announced that it would not be broadcastingthe six modern operas that The Met that
the Met will be showcasing during thetwenty three twenty four season. Okay,
by the way, dead Man Walkingis coming up soon. So I think
it's the weekend of your birthday.Anna, that's right, it's a weekend
your birthday's birthday. Because I toldyou I was gonna give you. I
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was gonna get your ticket for youas a president, that's right. But
because guys, I got a newjob. I'll tell you that about that
in the moment. But I didget I get i'd switch jobs. But
according to a letter signed by DeborahS. Proctor, the General manner and
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Manager and chief engineer of WCP,the radio station, which did not broadcast
Champion due to vulgar language, optednot to broadcast the six new operas because
they are because they are in Englishand are not suitable for children due to
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their adult themes on language. ButMadama Butterfly, is they okay? Yeah?
Well yeah, hang on about that. The letter pointed out that the
radio station was oh I love thismust main train maintain the trust of listeners
for the sake of the children andmany other families who trust them, the
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poor children. Why why are youletting just like we did with that other
lady why are you letting your kidslisten to those operads? Yes, yes,
okay, you know, just can'tPLoP them down in front, you
know, in front of the radioand say, oh, oh, here
listen to this and not you know, and then be shocked at what you're
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letting them listening to listen to.Uh. In the letter, they pointed
out that Flora, Oh, ILove, I Love, I Love.
How contradictory this part is. Theypointed out that Florencia and l Amazons,
which is in span which is Spanishand not in English, was outside the
bounds of their classical music guidelines,even though the content was basically okay,
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they don't say what why it isoutside the bounds of their the bounds of
their classical music guidelines. The lesbiansinvolved, Yeah, probably yeah. Uh.
Florencia noltl Amazonas is the first Spanishlanguage opera presented at the met in
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nearly a century. Uh, andof course that they then this article from
Opera Wire goes on to explain that, uh, you know, about the
percentage of Hispanics or people or fishspeaking people in the United States and in
the state of North Carolina. Let'ssee eighty seven. They said They said
that eighty percent seven percent of householdsin North Carolina only speak English, but
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out of the remaining thirteen percent,Spanish makes up a big chunk of that.
Okay. In regards to dead Manracists, Yeah, in regards to
dead Man Walking, an opera aboutthe death penalty, which is legal in
North Carolina, though to be fair, they had there have been no systematic
executions there since two thousand and six. The letter said that it was about
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execution and Proctor was disturbed by thescreams of the girls screaming during the attempted
rape. Okay, you know whatthat one? That's second part. I'd
be willing to buy what. Yeah, there are state right executions legal.
Why are you being precious about it? Yeah? And then let's see here.
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The letter pointed to the adult themesand offensive language in X The Life
and Times of Malcolm X and fireShut up in my Bones. Okay,
I can and again I can almostbuy that because there were some because nobody
wants to hear their kids to hearof bombs on the radio. Well,
I guess said, I can almostbuy it. Yeah, but hmm,
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gee, I wonder what race themain characters are that by Big North Carolina
on Comfy. Both opera center onblack characters. Yeah, one of whom
is gay. Yeah. Earlier thisyear, North Carolina passed a law that
limited teachers in schools from teaching onracial topics, including the banning of critical
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race theory quote unquote critical race theoryin schools. So okay, So one
opera is about a historical figure,Malcolm Max. The other one is an
opera about a about the painful journeyof a man who you know, who
is gay, who's you know,who's coming to terms with his his the
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uh, the sexual abuse that hashappened to him and the fact that he
is gay. Uh. And ohyeah, it's you know, it's just
the vulgar language and you know,the adult themes for Elenino. There is
a the around Christmas time, thereis a going to be a production of
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this this uh uh opera called ElNino. The letter noted that it is
based on non biblical represent representations,though it is not intended to be a
religious work. So what's you So, what's the problem here? I don't
know, and that it leaves nothingto the imagination. While the hours,
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Oh this this really pisses me off. And when we go into what they
are going to allow on this seasonthat you'll you'll see why I'm really pissed.
The Hours, with their suicidal depictionsand death, were not suitable for
the general audience. Also, oneof the characters in the Hours is gay.
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The character that commits that that fallsout of his window to that you
know, that jumps from his windowto his death is gay. Yes.
So the letter concludes by stating thatit will present Turn Dot, Carmen,
Romeo, Juliette, La Force delDestino, Madama, Butterfly, and Umbalo
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in Mascara, all operas that whichdepict suicide, death, feminicide, paraside,
adultery in vengeance. But those areand I love this last line,
but those are okay. Yeah,but those are okay for children because they're
in French and Italian. Go Offgo Off, Opera Wire, well these
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ship Oh my god, I figurefor Opera Wire is one of my favorites.
Yeah, because he gets salty.Yeah. So when I wrote about
this, so I wrote, Iposted this on I posted about this on
Facebook earlier this week, and Imade a list of like the themes that
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you like, how you know howthey said we don't. We we're not
going to broadcast this because of thisand this is okay, So I made
a list may find this of thedifferent the different themes that are in uh,
these these operas that they list.Okay, So in Carmen, of
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course, an act for Carmen's murder. Uh. Now they're gonna put it.
They're gonna put on They're going tobroadcast luliezer de More, which it's
a stretch. Now it's a stretch, but they're drunkenness in it. If
you, yeah, drunk den Marino, if you want to be like one
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of those, if you want tobe like one of those, you know,
evangelical pentecostal people, Yeah, youwon't play double laugh for them.
Yeah, it's drunkenness. Or Feoat your nich a man dabbles, dabbles
in neck romancy by going to theunderworld to bring back his wife. That's
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the whole plot of your or atYour d Seriously, Uh, Romeo Juliet
is murder and double suicide. Themagic Flute is there's discussion of assassinating Sarastro.
Also, Amino is the biggest proverbin the world. He is yeah,
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uh and of course, Lenozi diFigaro has Count Almaviva and his habitual
adultery, his constant pounding of susannahyeah, uh yeah, uh now la
bam. Here's here's this because thereare I'm sure there are people in the
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Carolina who don't want their children exposedto other people. You know who who
don't you know the other you know, the other people in their uh yeah,
poor people, extreme poverty. There'sextreme poverty in Labom. And also
you know Mimi's death that good lord, you know, there's death and poverty
in that one. Uh. InTura dot there is beheading his punishment.
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And in La Rondine, uh,Madda is a Cortisan who decides that she
can't be with the man she wantsto be with, so she goes back
to her sugar daddy. Uh.And now this one, really, this
is this is the one that isreally like this really makes uh fucking this
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fucking station hypocritical. In Madama Butterfly, the brain fucking navy guy ghosts his
Japanese wife, and when she seesthat he's betrayed her and is taking their
son away from her, she commitssuicide. It's not okay, to to
have you know, like depictions ofsuicide in the hours, but uh,
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to have uh chutch us On killherself is okay because well, you know
she's Japanese, is it? Yeah? Uh? In Deflator Mouse, you
want to protect your goddamn kids,right, Why why are you letting them
listen to deflator else? Because thatbecause look at Eisenstein, he is avoiding
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the consequences of his actions. Insteadof going off to jail like he's supposed
to for eight days, he goesoff and he runs off to a party.
He gets caught anyway in the end, but still he goes off to
a party, and of course hiswife, you know, is caught full
and around with it another man.And yeah, it's it's a whole ass
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mess. Now Verdi's Requiem. Ifyou don't explain to the kids what it
is, it just sounds like music. But you gotta explain that this and
this and just music. It'd benice to h it'd be nice if you're
going to introduce classical music to yourchildren, to give it to them.
In context, Nabuco is based onthe Bible. It's it's uh the but
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the story of Nabuco is about alove is a lot of story with guess
what in the background, the Babylonianexpol the Jews expel, expelled from Babylon.
That's why they sing vob pencierro init uh, oh im Balo in
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Mascara at the end of the assassinationof a king, Oh my god,
la fortha Denaldstino. If you wantto talk about racist, being racist and
ship, there's racism throughout that wholething because it's all built on the racism
against Don Alvarra because he's of Incadescent. Oh yeah, yeah, people
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forget that. Uh. And ofcourse in han Hiza, uh was written
by Vodner that he explains everything.Yeah, that explains everything, but he
wants specifically why I point this out? Uh, there's that orgy in the
Venusburg that is less like the mostlike takes up most of act one.
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Yeah. Remember remember when Jomas wasinsult doing that in Saltzburg and he was
he was among the the vjjs andyou died. Yes, he was like
you know, he was like,you know, covorting amongst amongst the vaginas.
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Remember I have a picture of himcovorting in the vaginas talk about tiptoe
through the tulips. Yeah, therewere those once again dead ship. But
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in here what here's how I endedmy little hand. I said, it's
okay to broadcast all of these tothe precious delicate children because they feature white
people and are sung in French Italian. That's that's it. That's it.
In a nutshell, we don't wantto. We don't want your precious children
to ask questions about these operas becausethey're not because it's not because it's you
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know, hey, in two years, they're going to feature that opera Innocence
about that murder, about the theschool murders in Finland, that Simon Zone
is gonna put it. Remember Gariush Sarayo her her that she she passed
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away this this year they're going topresent her her opera Innocence and Simon Stone's
gonna produce it. Are they goingto broadcast that for uh? For you
know, for uh the kids?Because of the subject matter. Little kids
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are gonna die in that one?Are they gonna for Are they gonna you
know, a broadcast out one?I think it's and I think it's funny
how they said, well, wedon't want we don't. We're not gonna
put these in We're not gonna tobroadcast these because they're in English. But
we're not going to broadcast Florencia andand and Almazon Amazonas because it's in Spanish
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and not English. What explain tome why you don't want English. Explain
to me how it's it's it's notokay to have an opera in English,
but it's also not okay to havean opera in Spanish. Tell Elmo.
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Explain to me why it's okay toonly have operas when they are in French
Italian. Oh oh, I wassorry German too, because ton hoisters in
German. Explain tell Elmo? How? Tell Elmo? So, if you
are listening, wherever you are inthe world, if you are listening,
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go find wcpe Let me. We'llwait a minute. Let me give you
you know what I I'm gonna giveyou their contact information. Here we go.
You had a fun you motherfuckers arelistening. Kiss both sides of Christa's
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ass and snort my tate. Yes, okay, So here's a contact page,
says contact us. And by god, they're a little they're a little
radio station. If you if youclose up the windows on this radio station,
on the building of this radio station, it would look like a fucking
Jehovah's witness building, it would.You know how Jeovah's witnesses buildings don't have
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windows the Kingdom halls in their littleworship places. Yeah, this this that
looks like it if it had windows, if they suddenly put windows in it.
Okay, so there is let's sithere. Who do you want?
You want Deborah S Proctor? Okay, so general manager manager. Oh I
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love this, It says under generalmanager Deborah S. Procter mailing address.
Deborah prefers real letters, all sortsof real letters, folks. Yeah,
don't get you arrested. Yeah,yeah, don't don't get arrested, just
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you know, okay, yeah,uh yeah yeah. Glitter bomb her ass
please. Uh and that gives youher mailing address. And then there's you
know, and then uh so ithas her mailing address, and there's the
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It says you can also contact usby mail facts or the form at the
bottom of the page. There isa form to contact them or make a
musical quest. You know what Iwould there's a form to make a music
to make a request a musical request. I would fucking request I would request
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anything from the from the opposite thatthey have shunned. Yeah do it,
Yeah, yeah, go for it. Let's see. And yeah, So
I'm gonna put this up on ourFacebook page. This is the contact page
for a WCPE. Let them knowthat they are racist and hypocrite. They
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are racist, hypocritical, homophobes,and they are gate keeping. Yeah,
it feels like they're gate keeping classicalmusic by only allowing people to listen to
certain kinds. You know. Uh, it was like think of how like
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if you think of like all theoperas that we've covered over the past three
and a half years, almost threeand a half years. Uh, you
know, think of how many wereprobably controversial, you know, with their
content, like what they like Whenwhen oh Dom Boner came out in eighteen
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six in the eighteen sixties, peoplewere like scandalized because because they thought it
was animalistic, especially especially Act two. They were scandalized because they recognized that
Act two was supposed to be aboutYeah, it was about it was supposed
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to be about you know, itwas supposed about getting the d uh.
So I mean seriously, you know, it's just you know, like And
look at how over the years thelike Beethoven, for fuck sake, he
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changed uh Fidelio to be in Spaininstead of France or Italy because he knew
that Napoleon would be offended and hedidn't want to get into a ship ten
of trouble. And uh see it, look at look at how many times
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we talked about operas that were thatwere cut or censored by the powers that
be at the time. Yeah,when they were, when they were when
they were being produced. You know, you know it's it's this is but
this is gate keep it. Thisis fucking gates and bullshit. It is
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so to get get to go andget to you know, pull out your
pull out your nicest paper and yourbest writing pen and put down your thoughts.
Be be professional and polite. Butyou know, do anything it would
get you arrested. Yeah. Butyou can cuss, Yeah, cus cuss
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all you want, but you know, no threats. Yeah, don't even
threaten to go poop on her lawnor anything. Yeah, just just be
it. Just let them know thatthat that what the policies that they have
with the with the mets upcoming streamis racist and homophobic and point out why.
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And I mean you can also say, in the words of Nick Fury,
because the station has made a stupidass decision, you're electing to ignore
at the station. Yes, yes, I remember it is a Remember it
is a that's This is not astation that is owned by like North Next,
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you know, like deck Star orwhatever. This is a station net
Is. It's like an NPR station. It's like NPR. It's like it's
like one of the you know,the like the little uh college run uh
NPR PBS kind of thing. Okay, it's like it's like the pirate radio
station. It's like the radio stationin the boat that rocked. Yeah,
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it's legal, Yeah, and insignificantlyless Philipsi Moore Hoffmann. Yes, yes,
unfortunately, but yeah. They theyrely on viewer like listener support,
so you know, let them knowthat, you know that. You know
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what, how you know, howmany listeners do they think are going to
agree with them about their motives?How do they think that their listeners are
all stupid? And then you know, seriously, that's why, that's why
thing? Do they think their listenersare so stupid that they they're like,
oh, that's why without looking withoutone having never you know, having you
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know, going to see what thewhat they don't like about it, and
then finding out for themselves is,hey, this is really good. Why
are they Why are they showing itjust because they say the f work,
just because they drop a few fbombs? What the fuck? You know?
This is stupid? I wonder too. I want if they put if
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they since there wasn't a lot ofsinging, it was just mostly music,
if they ever if such a grahawas broadcast and they allow that because it
was about Gandhi, Probably not becauseit wasn't in Italian or French. Yes,
it was in Sanskrit, that's right. Uh, same the same with
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Anton. Yeah there was only onepart in English. Yeah, in the
whole in the whole opera? Reallyis it just? Is it just me?
Or should Philip Blast just kick theirasses on principle? Yeah? Like
I said, all the subpoenas,Oh, I think they should. I
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think you should. I think youshould give him a fucking beat down.
I think I think they should givehim. I think he should give them
a fucking beat down, like theRock, like the Rock Coming in Surprising,
Like the Rock. A couple ofweeks ago on Speckdown Coming out,
surprising everybody and uh and beaten shipout of Austin theory. Austin theory thought
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he was you know, he thinks, he thinks he's he's God's gift to
everything. And you know, theRock was like, nah, bitch,
I am. Yeah. It's like, are you their generation wrestler from one
of the most respected wrestling families inthe entire game. I think they cocked.
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Yeah, And he proceeded to givehim. He proceeded to give him
a spinebuster and and and a rockbottom and a people's elbow, and then
he let next do you see himpunk? Next? Yeah? And then
and then he gave he let PatMcAfee give him a people's elbow? Yeao,
that was even better. Uh yeahnext rock please? Yes, please,
(38:55):
please, somebody beat up and seehim punk? Oh my god.
And it's like it's like, look, come on, miss, do one
good thing in your in your career. I would love for them is to
just beat his ass. Like Idon't even really like them as a wrestler.
As a human being, I thinkhe's pretty fucking cool, but I
(39:17):
just I just want to see somebodybeat the Himpunk's ask for that bullshit he
pulled. Oh yeah, because toget fired from from from any sort of
wrestling organization for a backstage fight.That tells me it poured out of where
(39:39):
the initial fight was and he genuinelyput people in danger. Yeah, and
he was fighting. And by theway, he was fighting because he's a
bitch ass who can't take a joke. Yeah. And by the way,
he was also fighting Luke Perry's kid, and the Perry's kid whooped his ass.
(40:01):
Clear. God bless Lick Perry forfor for a begetting someone who whooped
the him punk's ass. Yes,and for someone who convinced Baltimore to let
him use their song Tarzan Boys hiswalkout music. Yes, I just I
(40:24):
fucking love that. That was hisfirst idea. He's like, look,
I bet I could get He probablysaid to his dad, look I bet
I can convince them, and hadprobably all he had to do was walk
up and be like, look,I think your music is cool. I'm
Luke Perry's kid. Can we makea deal? Yeah, but no,
(40:45):
I mean, in all seriousness,he probably went up to them and said,
you know, without even mentioning whosekid he was, and was like,
look, I'm a wrestler. Ireally like your song. This is
what my characters. I'd like tohave Tarzan Boys my walkout music, and
they're probably like, yes, yeah, oh yeah, but yeah it's I
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didn't even realize that that was thatwas Luke Perry's kid, that he was
being up because I always knew himas Jungle Boy. He must have like
he must have shortened his name orsomething, well slightly, well, it's
well what I well, what happenedwas I was watching all these clips of
like put downs, like yeah,like like burns, like a w best
(41:29):
burns are put downs to aw.I'm sitting there watching this and they kept
mentioning Jungle Boys dad, Oh,your dad's not here, Oh, your
dad's not here. So I lookedup Jungle Boy. It's fucking fucking Luke
Perry's kid. I'm like, youasshole. Yeah. But most of because
Luke and they were doing that one, I mean because Luke Perry unfortunately died,
(41:52):
but two he was also ringsided everyone of his kids matches. Yes,
talk about your supportive ass. Aaron'slike that is doing it right,
seriously, oh Amma. About sevenminutes ago posted the North Carolina story.
(42:15):
It says I feel like you andanimally might be interested in this story this
lady is and then I roll,it's gonna be like I'm gonna be like.
As we speak, Krista and Iare recording the podcast, telling her
to snort our taints. I'm gonnado it too, do it? Do
it? A recording an episode ofthe podcast in which I tell her to
(42:44):
kiss both sides of Christa's ass andto snort my taint. God bless Ken
White, formerly a po pad,for coming up with that. Yes,
that is like the best insult everthere comment is there? Now? Oh
(43:10):
god, that's beautiful. Nearly thirtysix years old and I still have not
learned how to fucking behave No,Well, it's like, why behaved?
Why tell Lomo? Yeah? This? Yeah? Oh my god? This
(43:36):
is like yeah, how how itis funny that she posted that while we
were while we were bitching about this. I do love that I Emma knows
us so well. She does.This is why we I bet sometimes she
questions, yeah, the questions ofknowing us, But she's she's been there
(44:00):
are I have four friends that Ihave known since two thousand and eight.
Okay, I it's it's Emma.U b Vicky and you. Yeah,
we that that. There's like myfour oldest friends in my in my friends
circle right there. They we allknow each other so well. God,
(44:24):
that's why and that's why we couldbe. We have been friends for so
long, you know, we knoweach other so and we've seen each other
through all kinds of bullshit. Butyeah, but yeah, so so hats
off to Emma for a lot toknow about this while we were talking.
(44:45):
Yeah, but a genius, yesshe is. But yeah, yeah,
but I'm gonna put the contact informationfor WCP on our Facebook page so that
and then you know, you canscroll down to give a list of all
contacts. And she's under general managerand and of course remember she prefers real
(45:09):
ladders, So write her something nice, yeah and pretty, yeah and poetic,
you know, to send her asend her a man from Nantucket,
Limerick, if you so desire.Yeah, he's like that. Once was
(45:30):
a man from Nantucket who thought yourdecision was bad, so sucking. Oh
I'm looking at this picture on thiscontact page. Less if they haven't cut
the grass. Mm hmm, JesusChrist, cut your goddamn grass. There's
(45:51):
a landscaping. Fuck. Trim,trim trim the trees around the entrance of
your of your stationed there, Yeah, trem your bush their lady, if
(46:12):
you could see the face I'm making, you've seen my little shit face.
Yes, it's that one. Yeah. So bottom line, guys, this
is bullshit. What they're what VCPis doing is bullshit. It's gatekeeping in
the most rate, in a veryracist and homophobic way. And and uh,
(46:38):
let her know, let Debrah knowthat we will not that we a
Karen, Yes, God damn Karen. Shit. I mean, it's bad
enough that that are Council England isstill fucking around with their with their grant
(47:05):
money, and then you have shiplike this going on. How is how
is the art form of opera supposedto grow and supposed to be enjoyed by
generations to come when it does not? It is not a It's not a
(47:30):
stagnant static thing. You know,Art, art in all its forms,
is not a static thing. Itchanges over time. Okay, if you
go to an art museum, youwill see how art changes over time as
(47:52):
as the world around you change.As the world around the artist changes,
so does the art itself. Mhm. So too, to try to insulate
yourself, you know, to tryto insulate yourself from that change, to
(48:15):
try to shut yourself off from thatchange. That does nobody any good.
It does nobody any good. It'slike that. It's like the character of
Aunti Lycia in Gigi, how shelives in her own in her own world,
(48:35):
you know, and she doesn't sheover romanticizes being a Cortisan. But
Gigi's like, what happens after etertlespring? Like like, uh, like
Grandmama says, and oh when eternalspring is over then what? Yeah?
(48:57):
Yeah, this like like Emma andI mean Anna and I Yeah which friend?
Yeah, Anna and I. Wewe like the We like Verdy,
we like Puccini, we like well, you know, in some ways,
we like Vodor. We you know, the the French about Nuremberg is great
(49:19):
for insomnia. Oh yeah, itis. It is uh and uh oh.
By the way, on Spotify,there's a whole playlist called sleep with
Mozart. Uh no, thank you. It's it's a it's a it's a
(49:43):
it's a classical playlist that to sleepby Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. The
phrasing on that is like, okay, you know, I listened to that
and it knocks me out, likeclassical music knocks me out. I'm like
better than like, like the twothings that knocked me out quicker than anything
(50:04):
are good a go to orgasm anda good and some good classical music.
And let me tell you you know, but seriously, like like Anna and
I watched these operas like that theMet put the Met showed in their nightly
opera streams. It was it maybewas the same things over and over and
(50:24):
over again. But we watched like, uh, the Exterminating Angel, we
saw, God, why why didwe do that? I know? But
we still to be fair, itwould have made a better stage play than
an opera. Yeah, seriously,but we watched. We watched Doctor Tomic.
We've watched uh, we watched theNose, the Nose. We've seen
(50:51):
the funniest, god damn thing I'veever seen on the stage of the Met.
I know, Kara, by theway, Kara, did you get
your shirt yet? Oh? Karastill needs that shirt? Uh yeah,
(51:13):
but uh yeah, we I mean, look at all the stuff that there
is. Look at that like,look at the look at the different the
different languages different I just discovered theother day. There's even an opera based
on an episode of the Dick Vandykeshow. Hey see that which we're gonna
have to find? Of course,yeah, we're gonna have to find that.
But seriously, like, look atall the look at all the different
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ways that opera presents itself, Okay, And you don't think that children listening
as they grow up and listen tothis music, you don't think that they're
going to want to explore that outsideof the French and Italian repertoire? Are
you kidding? Don't you think that? What do you? What did you
(51:59):
do? What did they do whenwhen Peter Grimes was broadcast? Did they
allow that because God forbid? Oneit's in English and two the composer was
gay and there was child murder,child murder and child abuse? Oh my
(52:20):
god? Did they've let Peter Grimesbeyond them? Because everybody was white?
But seriously, I mean, likesome of the greatest opera has been like,
for Christ's sake? What did whatdid we do? What we like?
There is like that that hidden treasureof the Chiser flam Atlantis had never
(52:44):
been had never seen the light ofday until nineteen seventy five because of its
history. Think of the history behindthat. Would you let your child,
listen to that, Deborah, wouldyou put that on wscpe der Kaiser from
Atlantis? Would you put that onyour on your precious radio station. Probably
(53:09):
not, she'd have a connection andneed some pearls to clutch. Yes,
she'd have to explain the backstory.She'd have to explain the story behind der
Kaiser from Atlantis, and God forbidshe'd do that, because that would be
talking about the Holocaust. God forbid. She talked about Uh, she talked
(53:35):
about about Eric Wolfgang corn Gold intostat God damn it. I mean,
seriously, this it's it's Where doesit end? If you if you put
up a barrier to these to thesemodern operas because of the vulgar language and
(54:00):
the adult themes in there, Whereis it end? Where is your gate
keeping going to end? To end? You know, pretty soon you're gonna
have somebody saying, I don't wantCarmen on the On to be broadcast because
she's a whore. Yeah, sheshe acts like a whore. I don't
want La Traviata to be broadcast becausebecause, yeah, because the Atlanta is
(54:27):
a whore. You know, Idon't want I don't want I don't want
men on or men on the scoon there because she turns into you just
are going through all of the oneswith heism. Yeah, but that's the
thing. But that's the thing.It starts out about Asian people. Yeah,
(54:49):
do you want Yeah? And likeand you know, like I don't
want Madame a Butterfly in there becausebecause it's set in Japan, it's got
it's got depictions of Japanese people.I don't want, you know, I
don't want that. There's a bibrate, there's an interracial couple on there.
Oh my god, you know thingslike that. Yeah. And if you're
(55:13):
gonna be on that, they're gonnayeah. Yeah. And and the magic
Flute is it talks about mysticism andit's a mystic a mystic uh cult like
religion. Do you want? Youknow, you don't want there? Your
children to listen to picking up onthat? For Christ's sake? See do
(55:37):
you see where do you see whathappens? Where does it end? You're
gonna you're gonna have people nitpicking.Look what I did with that list?
I knit, I took, Imade it, I stretched it out on
Lazy to Moore with a drunken withdrunken and Marino. But where is it
going to end? You know that, That's what I'm talking about. If
(55:57):
you start off with with just oh, it's in English, it's not in
French, your Italian or German,so I don't want to put it on
there. It's it talks about violenceand death and suicide at that that death
and adult themes. You know,you could classify, right, you could
(56:17):
talk about you could classify talk aboutrace racism as an adult theme. And
that's why you don't want on there. You know. It's but seriously,
you start off with those little categoriesand it's going and then you're gonna have
people. It's gonna be like thesedamn book bands across the country. You
(56:39):
know. I oh, I've neverseen this, but I've heard that they
But I read the Wikipedia summary andthis is what it says. Look,
if you're going to abandon an operain the Exterminating Angel, oh, for
Christ's sake, please please do No, don't don't know, don't get it,
nor want to do a stage play. Yeah, it would work so
(57:00):
much better as a stage play.Speaking of of play of operas, h
band, We tried to watch anopera not long ago to give to give
you a review like we we hadbeen like again when we hadn't we we've
been known for. But the theopera I picked, I just I've just
(57:24):
picked it because it sounded far.It sounded like one of you know,
one of those spinoffs of the FigureOut, uh, the figure At trilogy
to How We Saw, you know, the the Abduction to figure Out,
which was good, which was fuckingfunny, but this one. Pack knew
what was up. But this thisone sucked major ass. This was bullshit.
(57:52):
And I like when I told Christawas I can't believe I'm saying this,
but Ghosts of Versailla, I actuallyfucked this up less. Yeah,
when Ghosts of Versaia is a betteropera than yours. You're you took you
(58:16):
took a big, you took it. You you gamble on a fart and
lost lost in a big and lostexplosively in public. Yes, yeah,
Uh. The opera we're talking aboutis figure Out gets Divorce. We we
have not even I had not evenwritten a fucking uh outline for it.
(58:40):
We were we were not even inthrough that. We were like maybe it
was I forget how long we werethrough it, through it we were and
we're like, this sucks. We'restopping. I think we were halfway through
it and we're like, I'm likeI can't watch this ship anymore. And
you were like, yeah, I'mwith you. And we didn't even get
to the massive character assassination that wouldhave had me throwing things either. Yeah.
(59:05):
Yeah, we didn't. We didn'tget it. We didn't know nine
na. Yeah. So so ourreview of Figuo Gets a Divorce is disart
bullshit. Yeah, they tried tomake Chair Rubino a Hervey like club owning
pimp. He was just a hornyteenager. Yeah, like ghost of per
(59:35):
Side. It upset me that hedied, but at least they implied that
he was off, you know,he had in fact joined the army and
was off being a badass. Yeah, but this it was like nah,
no, they completely turned it around. Uh and yeah, it's and I
can understand turning something around for tolike, you know, flip it up
(01:00:00):
and make things yeah, like yeah, but this this was just there was
no indication that there was nothing everindicated in the original character that Cherbina would
end up being like that, becauseif you remember at the end of the
(01:00:22):
Nancy to figure out he was happilyshacked up with that one, with that
one village check. Yeah, ohyeah, Like I'd been willing to suspend
disbelief and say that one night likefor Ghost Overside, I'd been willing to
suspend disbelief and to say there wasa one night er. But I don't
(01:00:45):
for a minute believe that the waythe people who wrote Figure out, Get
to Divorce, how to play outwould have actually happened. No, No,
I that's that's like fucking nah nahnah nah, it is bad.
So yeah, that's that's a that'sa big note from us, big thumbs
(01:01:07):
down. Uh, if you're itwas a it was a great opera for
us to poop on. Yes,if you're yeah, either, you know
that question. How often do youthink of the road Roman Empire? Well,
here we go, it's a bigthumbs down for us. You know,
I love that. How how oftendo you think of the Roman Empire?
(01:01:28):
Well, I've been listening off andonto to a podcast called the History
of Rome. There you go askme that question. But uh, yeah,
that yeah, it's just just youwant a gate If you want to
gate keep an opera, shout youlike if you want to boycott an opera
(01:01:52):
boycott. That's that bullshit. Butseriously, you know, if you want
the younger gen the generations to cometo enjoy and to enjoy opera and be
in have an appreciation of music,as you know, in general, and
(01:02:12):
opera in particular, you need toexpose them to every kind, not just
the old, not just the oldstandbys, not just this, the stuff
that is comfy and safe and warmand cozy and cute you want them to
see, because let's be honest,even the warm and cozy and qute ones
have some questionable shit. Yeah,seriously, Uh, look at like,
(01:02:39):
uh, what do I want tosay? Uh? Well, Lizier,
Yeah, Lizier. Uh and theperfect example of it. Yeah, God,
I mean near the end where thechicks are trying to get all up
(01:03:00):
on poor drunk Memorano because he's rich. Yeah. I donn't want to teach
my kids about gay black people,but getting all up in someone's grown because
they inherited money, that's cool.Yeah. But yeah, so so you
(01:03:21):
know, let's let's tell let's letDebra know that she's a poop head,
she's a she's a big poop head, and that you know, her decisions
are not based on on any kindof sound reasoning after fan, Oh,
I don't want I don't want mywhite I don't want white children to know
(01:03:44):
about to hear bad words that theymight have they might already hear in their
real life. Yeah. And Idon't want them to know about black people
or gay people, oh my god, or black gay people. Yes,
(01:04:10):
all right, dumb bitches. Mhe've been drinking dumb bitch juice. Yes,
God, damn dumb bitch juice.So now now that we've got that,
now that we've gotten that all out, and we are uh, and
we have set our piece on thisand given you your marching orders on letting
(01:04:34):
letting deppor know what you know,what's what's happening here, we're gonna talk
about where did you go back tohappy? We're gonna get back to happy
because back on the fifteenth, Jonasreleased an album that yeah, it's it's
it's called the Sound of Movies.Uh, and it's not he like to
(01:05:00):
when he when he was talking aboutlike what the beginning the origins of it
were, he said he was lookingto uh and this makes me happy.
He was he was looking to doit. He wanted to do an album
of like songs from the American Songbook, you know, those whole crooney songs,
you know. Uh, and hestarted gravitating towards all these songs that
(01:05:24):
were from movies, like Moon River, like Strangers in the Nights, like
Singing in the Rain, you know, and he just decided, Yeah,
well, fuck it, I wantto do him the whole whole album of
movie songs. And let me tellyou it's speaking. I am biased on
(01:05:47):
this, but it's it's an amazingalbum. Uh, twenty two songs along
and uh it is I love.I haven't gotten my copy yet. My
copy is still in transit somewhere betweenhere and Germany. It is in the
ether, and hopefully it will behere soon. And I am anxious to
(01:06:13):
get this particular, this particulive copythat I ordered because it is a I
ordered it through Amazon d E GermanAmazon, and it is a limited edition
version with an autograph picture inside ofit inside the uh inside the CD.
So I better fucking get Musty Dbecause damn it. And the picture is
(01:06:40):
of him, uh, kind ofsitting on the hood of a of a
classic BMW look at all James Bondlike and it's and the picture, of
course, is autographed. It's like, holy shit, Jesus, christ boom
the next like one ever, thatmeans Christa has received the picture and exploded.
(01:07:05):
Yeah yeah, if you, ifyou, if you hear a sonic
boom at any point, please pleasenot take the top notes of time count
backwards from however, from your localclient time to Eastern standards to American Eastern
Standard time and that, and you'llprobably know that I got my copy of
(01:07:25):
it at the exact moment that Christa'sbloody boomed. Yeah. Yeah, hopefully,
hopefully I'll do it. Hopefully I'llbe able to do this, like
because I because I was glad totell I'm gonna tell you guys, I
got a new job. I Ias of September eleventh, I started training
(01:07:47):
for another at another federal Student Loanservicer. Uh. This time it's Mohila.
Remember I keep talking about Mohela beingthe PSLFE servicer for ever for for
the Department of Education. I workfor them now. I am a quality
assurance specialist. I'm going to betraining to listen to the agent calls to
(01:08:12):
make sure they are doing what they'resupposed to, you know, yeah,
when they say calls are recorded andmonitored for quality assurance. They're not shitting
you. No, they're not shittingyou at all. And I'll be that's
me when it says all calls maybeare monitored and recorded, that's me.
It me, it me, That'swhat I'm going to be trainling. I
(01:08:38):
I it was funny because I justgot into I just went into. Uh.
Phase one is the e learning,like to learn all the all the
stuff and how Mohila works and everything, how the Mohola system works and everything.
Phase two is the mock call it. And some people have been in
there for quite a while. Uh, some people have been in there for
(01:08:58):
a few days. I started,well, I started the not not this
past not this past Thunesday, butthe Wednesday before that. I was in
my calls about uh seven days,seven seven or ten days, And wouldn't
(01:09:21):
you know it, I'm already goingto phase three, which is what's called
collaborative coaching, which means I getto take life calls, but I have
ant I have a mentor listening tomy calls and coaching me who the calls.
So yeah, I'm going to beI'm going to be in that and
(01:09:45):
once I get past that phase they'regoing, I'll get to a point where
they're going, I'll get to apoint in my collaborative coaching where I'll be
actually graded on calls and if Iget if my calls are good enough of
my if my costs pass, thenI'll go to onto my QA training and
then I'll be able to and thenonce I get done with that, i'll
(01:10:09):
be in QA. So that's that'suh, that's going to happen probably within
the next month or so. Andthen uh yeah, So then so that
is and I'm making a lot moremoney than I was before. So that's
one of the good things that andthe two and that in the tuition reimbursement
(01:10:30):
is beautiful. Uh. The Iam as of today, I am eligible
to to do four o one K. I just started, like I just
started the eleventh of September. I'malready eligible for four one two to uh
to start for one K. IfI don't take their there uh their medical
(01:10:56):
benefits like they're there uh in medicalinsurance, I get a twenty five hundred
dollars bonus and one hundred and extraone hundred and fifty dollars per paycheck.
I think it's per paycheck, uh, for not taking it. Let's see
what else and let's see, Imean, like the perks, they know,
(01:11:21):
the benefits are great, and I'mlike, you know, at twenty
five hundred dollars bonus for not takingyour insurance, which is crappy to begin
with, but yeah, I'll dothat. So by god, if,
by god, if I have togo on if I have to go on
(01:11:42):
healthcare dot gov and find something,I will. Yeah. But yeah,
yeah, that's that's uh, that'sme. Yeah, that's that's what's happened
with me lately. Anna is Annahas moved back in with her into her
mama's house. How is mama doing, By the way, mama's doing okay,
(01:12:05):
okay, I mean it was majoropen heart surgery, so it's gonna
be a while, but yeah shedo it. Okay, good, good,
just getting better every day. So, you know, so lots of
love and hugs out to her.She's on the Meach Barrac list every Friday.
Just let her know that she's stillon my She's still on the Friday
(01:12:28):
Night list. And yeah, that'sbut that's you know, that's what's happened
with us. That's why we we'vebeen sporadic on this. But getting back
to the album, Yeah, thisthis is an amazing fucking album. We
were going to do a live listeningparty, but we can pointed out to
(01:12:50):
Christa that Jonas's voice is very soothingand there was a real chance of meat
eating on their knaptime. Yeah,so instead of listening to it, I'm
just gonna go through the playlist.I'm not gonna We're not gonna crank this
up. We're just gonna go throughthe playlist. I'm just gonna name off
(01:13:10):
the songs. So and I thinkit's the last. I think it's the
last track on there. It's frommy grandfather's favorite musical, The Student Prince.
Yes, he absolutely loves The StudentPrince. That's been his favorite for
decades. He might like that,he might like his version of it.
That was one of Jonas's earliest afterpost post music school things. Was he
(01:13:40):
was in The Student Prince Yo aboutnineteen ninety seven, n ninety eight.
He was, He did, hedid, he was in the Student Prince.
So it kicks off with a songfrom the Great Carus Remember and uh
that isn't that's a moving sorry MarioLanza as Enrico Caruso and it's called the
(01:14:04):
Loveliest Night of the Year. Uh, if you listen to it, you're
gonna recognize that the tune because it'sit's the one that they play without the
words. They play the melody duringa Circus pieces daaaa daa no no no,
(01:14:29):
that's the that's I was really hopingit would be that one and not
the no no not yo. Youknow why if I had done that,
I would have said, Dad circusa Circus Afro, Circus Afro. Y'all
(01:14:58):
knew it was gonna be bad shap. Yeah, you know. I would
have done that because I love Ilove the clip that I love the clips
that you can find on YouTube whereit's multi lingual when they shows it,
when they show the same loves theone where some I think one of my
friends at some point either made itthemselves or found a mashup of Call Me
Maybe in Circus Affro. I thinkthey found it, like you gets to
(01:15:23):
the cars and then it's like Dadacircus. It has really like ruined Circus
Afro for me forever and call MeMaybe. To be honest, every time
call Me Maybe comes hot, I'mlike dead from from laughing. Yeah,
(01:15:46):
but yeah, yeah, but thealbum checks off with that. So he
sings, he sings. Uh,it's called the Loveliest Night of the Year.
And and of course you know he'she's in for a full vocal force
with this one, because of courseit's from the great career said he has
to be. And then of course, and then track two is Track two
(01:16:10):
is the love theme from Love Story. Where do I begin? Oh,
it's beautiful his English. I swearto god, he has just a hint
of an asset when he sings inEnglish. But it's but it's not it's
not so much that it bugs theshit out of you. I love it,
Oh my god. Its like hisvoice is just gorgeous in this and
(01:16:33):
some people yeah, it's like,well you know, I don't. I
just like Andy Williams better, Wellfuck you two, I mean you're that's
okay. But Andy Williams would havebeen like, oh this is nice.
Yes, because Andy Williams wasn't adickhead. Yeah like his ex wife.
(01:16:54):
Ah anyway, well the one whodid the shooting. Yeah yeah, uh
so a track minister survived being marriedto Claude Money. I will never know
one of these mysteries of Life.So track three is Maria from West Side
(01:17:16):
Story. You heard this one,didn't you? I mean yeah, yeah,
and being a I mean and yeah. And I think Burnsteed would would
have applauded this. I honestly,I honestly think Leonard Bernstein would approve,
wholeheartedly approved of this version of it. Honestly, people are bitching it.
(01:17:41):
Oh, I don't like the wayhe's seeing this, blah blah blah.
You know what, if Leonard Bernsteinwere here he liked that, he may
sit up and said, yes,I like this version, then then fuck
you. It's just like the criticismfrom of people who watch uh Maestro,
that movie about Burnt Lennon Birdstein.They said that they didn't like that that
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Bradley Cooper wore a prosthetic nose.Hit me off. Birdstein's kids are like
what, her dad had a bigass nos? Yeah, his kids are
like, so fucking what you' abig nose? I think if the family's
okay with it, yeah, haveyour own opinions, but don't make a
big think out of it. Ifthe family says it's okay. Yeah,
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seriously, I thought that was funny. His family came out and said Yeah,
Dad had a big nose. Soit's like, look, dad had
a big ass nose whatever, youknow. So then the fourth song on
here track four is now this thistune, this melody did not have words
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to it. It's the main themefrom the Cider House Rules. It didn't
have words to it. The wordconfused, Yeah, but the word that
The lyrics were written especially for Jonasto sing to it. Seriously, the
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composer wrote lyrics to the to thisfor him to sing, which I think
was pretty cool and then which Iand I loved it. Uh. Then
of course there see there's a songfrom Gladiator Nella Temani now where You're free
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and it's it does sound very bombastic. It reminds you, it reminds you
of of him singing Nessu norma.Uh, it's got that big operatic feel,
you know. Uh. Who wrotethat? Was that more? That
wasn't more cony? Was that wasHans Zimmer? Yeah? I was Hans
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Zimmer that wrote that. But Iwas gonna say, I didn't think and
you know any more Yeah, anyof more coming didn't written? Is dad?
This is Hans Zimmer. He wrotethat. Can you imagine like this
is like I listened to the versionwith Andre Andrea Putchelli, did you know
(01:20:14):
it? There's no comparison, seriously, Like I like Urea Michelli. Yeah,
he's him also very attractive. Yeah, but but this, like the
two of him singing this, Ithink there's a lot more power and it's
like it feels like Andrea Putchelli.Butchelli was holding back when singing this,
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when singing Nelatue money, uh,where As whereas Jonas does not if he
possible, he just didn't want tofuck up. Yeah, and Yonis is
just like, fuck this, I'mgonna sing it with I'm gonna sing it,
you know, wholeheartedly, and itcomes off really really well. I
sing it with my dick out.Oh don't say that. Oh, come
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on, like you knew I wasn'tlike you didn't know I was. Now
I would be now I'm gonna benow thanks to that, I'm gonna be
thinking of him singing this, youknow, like you know with the pants
on. Yeah, you're welcome,You're welcome. He's in the recording studio
and Panser for Suckers and he's inhow does I want to say pantser for
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Suckers in German? Wait a minute, while we're thinking of this, and
I think it's de Hoosen something,de Hoosen something, uh like someone,
yeah, de Hoosen zind something.I mean, let me let me look
this appointment something about pants being suckers. Yeah, pantser. It probably translate
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out to pants for stupid. Uh. Let me see here, I'm in
the wrong. I'm in the wrongGoogle to have hair of it. Here
we go. Okay, hold back, so well, christ's looking that up.
(01:22:21):
I'd posted about the fact that I'mturning thirty six in sixteen days,
and our friend Jesse literally commented witha gift of Grandpa Simpson yelling at a
cloud. Quickest way to crack meup is reference old man yells a clouds.
Yeah, I said, I said, I'm turning fifty in sixteen months.
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And of course what did our friends? What did our friend Burchet say?
She said, lies? Yeah,we're just just like lies. Yeah.
Oh here we go, yes,lies yeah. Uh was in zinn
fo total Hosen's info Total pants arefor suckers. M hm. Or let's
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let's just let's just uh, let'sjust condense that pants are stupid. Let's
see clearly, when Oliver Hudson wasthinking when he posted on in the video
of him playing basketball on Instagram.Oh yeah, oh no, Jesus Dad
asked, Yeah, uh, hosenedhosen zinned hosen zinned dumb. The word
(01:23:40):
dumb is stupid. It means stupidin German hosen zindom. Yeah, posen
zindome. Uh so let's see,so moving on in our in uh,
in our journey on our journey todropping panties. Oh, your journey to
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dropping panties. I kind of can'tat the moment. Yeah, we have
the The sixth track is called say, which is if from this and this
is from cinema parody. So,uh, Friday Night, I caught the
tail end of that on Turn ofClassic Movies I had just I was watched,
(01:24:28):
I watched the smack Down, Iwatched I caught like the tail end
of pinema parody. So and thenuh, the and then seventh the seventh
track is uh a p a pewdependsil, which is from Once upon a
Time in America. And yeah,and then here's the one. Here's the
(01:24:49):
one that just laid me out seriously. He sings Strangers in the Night mm
hm, oh, oh my god, and they're went Christa's pants forever.
Oops, so go Christa's pants.Yeah, for fucking ever, Jesus Christ.
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Seriously, some people were like,and I've seen I saw a couple
of people say, oh that wasa hokey that was hokey. It sounded
awful, was it? Like I'drather listen to Snatra saying it okay,
hokey? Yeah, your mom wouldrather listen to san not just thing.
It probably true in some cases.Yeah, well you know you do you
(01:25:39):
but you know, but you know, do see you Christal will Dudionas.
Yeah, so then I mean seriouslythat that like, oh my god.
Then then here is then this thisone it goes, It goes the extreme
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from panty dropping to to uh Kleenexgrabbing you have bring him home from La
miserable. Oh, oh my god, oh my god. Seriously, you
want to hear him saying like that. If you, if you, if
you know how that sounds in yourhead, if you hear in your head
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any of the the the men overover time who have sung that, If
you, if you have that inyour mind, listen to that, It'll
just blow you away. Seriously,and any way, he could have made
people cry more with a song fromLa Missus if he had done a little
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fall of rain, Oh God,and then he does. I don't know
if anybody's seen the movie the mission, there's that scene where Gabriel is playing
a tune on his oboe. Thisis the song nell la fantasia, nella
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fantasia. It's beautiful. And hedid, he did, he did the
concert. He had that concert backin August with Sonya Yancheva and lu Victasier
at the Rina de Vorna and theydid a they did a trio of this
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song, Oh my God, thatwas gorgeous. And then there's this.
Then there's this song, Conquest ofParadise. It's written by the same guy
who wrote Chariot, the Chariots,the fire theme Vangelis. There's very little
(01:27:53):
like lyric to it, and Ithink it's in Latin. I think I
think the lyrics are in but it'sit's very bombastic, sounds very very cool.
It was the first that was thefirst single that was released off of
the album. Then he sings thesong the song uh from Romeo and Juliet.
(01:28:15):
You know they the Dina de Laurentiusone where we see Romeo's naked ass
in bed, which we shouldn't haveand we which part of it that we
should have seen because Olivia Hussey wasunder age and that's some bullshit. Yeah,
uh and uh yeah. Fun fact, there is a version of Frankenstein
(01:28:36):
where Leonard Waiting plays Doctor Frankenstein andI and David McCallum's in it, as
like, I think, like theIgor, like the Dwight Fry character.
Honestly. Oh and by the way, uh, that's some bullshit. Yes,
(01:28:59):
Ducky died Ducky and Dumbledore in thesame damn way, like somebody done
took out Elia kerryakin m Yeah thatoh that I actually had And this is
bad because I shouldn't have been pokingaround on my phone. I was waiting
(01:29:23):
for a system to load during acall at work, and I happened to
see it the TV line announcement aboutDavid McCallum in my email, and you
can kind of there's a moment onthe call where you can audibly hear me
gasp and then go, oh,oh, no, we're good, We're
good, which is me covering upthe fact that I just saw that and
realized what it meant, and Iwas so and it happened on the University
(01:29:50):
of US losing my grandma. Ihad to tell my mom one of her
big childhood crushes died. Yeah,that was that was fun. Not ah
yeah, yeah, but this songbut the song from I'm sure that I'm
sure you know the song from thatversion of Rome and Juliet is what is
(01:30:11):
a Youth? He sings that,which it was. It was beautiful.
Uh, speaking of beautiful, thenext song on the album is she was
beautiful. Also knows that cavatina fromuh uh from The Deer Hunter. I
never really paid attention to the musicon that. Yeah, I don't know
(01:30:33):
that many people did. Yeah,yeah, that's this but but it's a
beautiful song. It's a beautiful song. And then of course, what if
you have you if you've seen Scentof a Woman, you know the scene
(01:30:53):
we're taught I'm talking about about thethe scene where Alpaccino is dancing with the
girl the serson he still got it. Yeah. The song that they're playing
in the background is Una Coombeza andjoice sings it even though he doesn't speak
Spanish, He's sang it anyway.And then uh, the next one is
(01:31:16):
from Good Good Morning Vietnam. It'swhat a wonderful world. Ah. He
sings that the sixteenth track is fromCarousel. I should I should note.
Yeah, my late father was aVietnam VET and he said he heard he
(01:31:39):
remembered hearing some of Adrian Cronauer's broadcast, and he said that Robin Williams got
it pretty pretty accurate. Nice forthe movie. Like, I don't think
anyone else could have gotten it,Absolutely not, you know, no,
I think that that possibly Philip siMoore Hoffman, had he been old enough
(01:32:00):
at the time the movie came out, just based on the boat that rocked,
he done it. Yeah. Sothe next song is from Carousel.
It's not Junas busting out all over, it's it's the song You'll Never Walk
Alone speaking of tissues, Yeah,yep. And then, of course,
(01:32:28):
if you're not weepy enough from thathe he He continues the weepiness with moon
River. M He sings moon River, Oh My God. And then and
then of course after that he kindof puts he kind of lightens the mood
(01:32:48):
and sings singing in the rain DoDdo Now, now that's just like the
happiest tune. M hmm it is. And of course if you're like me.
You hear you, hear you hearthat tune, and then you think
about the uh, the the clipof uh Tom holland limp sinking uh.
(01:33:14):
And then he kicks in with Umbrellaby Rihanna. Yeah, yo, Yeah,
our our precious, our precious spiderBabby Yeah does yo. I wonder
if Jos even realize is that thereare people out there who listen, who
are listening to that and going,where's Rihanna? Now do umbrella? M
(01:33:43):
h I laugh if somebody yelled atthe audience if she starts singing, singing
in the rain, now do umbrella? What pretty bird? So then the
next song after that is uh,it's a German It's from a German movie.
(01:34:05):
The same title yea han madam meansI kiss your hand, madame.
Uh. And then there is aU a song from the movie La Boom.
It's a French movie that he lovedthat he saw when he was when
he was younger, and it's calledreality. I love that song. I
(01:34:26):
love that song. Don't google,don't look up the original version of the
song because it because, as Jonassaid, when he went to record this
song, he tried to sing itlike the like it was originally sung and
it just didn't sound like him.It was like none now, so the
so the producer said, why didn'tyou just sing it like you? He's
(01:34:53):
like, okay, so it cameout better. Uh. And then of
course the last two songs, Uh, there's Adelweiss. He sings Adelweiss,
he sings. You know he wasgonna sing adol Weiss. He has Austrian
citizenship, he lives in Zaltzburg.You know he's gonna do something from the
sound of music. So he's singingAdelweiss. I'm sorry. Every time I
(01:35:17):
think of the sound of music nowit's it got ruined because our friend Becca,
and you know exactly what I'm aboutto say. Our friend Becca found
a robot chicken parody where bitch Puddingwas Maria. And now every time I
(01:35:41):
think of the sound of music,I hear scrots a word I like to
say, take a word I alsouse. And her also mentioning Captain van
Chaps uncut weener Schitzel. I'll haveto send you the link to for all
one Pudding. It's just it isthe best the worst. It is like
(01:36:06):
the best and the absolute worst atthe same time. God, you'll absolutely
he also has the extended the fuckoh God. Well, well, of
(01:36:33):
course that's the next last song Adels. So the last song is your Granddad
is from your Granddad's favorite movie.It is The Student Prince and the song
is Serenade. So and I wasand as I was telling Anna, as
I said as I said to Annaearlier, uh, Jonas was about he
(01:36:57):
was like, this is like ninetysix and ninety seven, I think,
or thereabouts when he did this,because because when he there is a clip
that that's floating around YouTube of himsinging Deep in My Heart and Is,
which is a duet, and youcould hear his voice is like it's it's
(01:37:23):
after this is post Michael Rhodes vocaltraining. So you can tell he's gonna
he's still a little bit of thathigher tenor voice but here but it's deepening.
You can hear it almost like almostlike he's going into vocal pupilty.
Uh. But I did, yeah, run into the Paulish yep, which
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which would, by the way,I heard anyway, I hadn't heard this
song in a long time. Iheard that m Zendler song at a medium
pace. Oh my god, ohgod, I hadn't heard that in ages,
but anyway, Uh, serenade isbeautiful. That's the that's a beautiful
(01:38:25):
end to the album. There arepeople who were like, this is this
is this is a better Uh,this is better than his hokey, stupid
Christmas music that he put out,that he kept putting out to what,
to which we say, uh,fuck, your mom's a hole. Yeah,
(01:38:48):
we like the stupid, hokey Christmasmusic that he put out. Thank
you, and your mom's a hole. Yeah, it doesn't absolved your mom
of him being a house The whoismis inherent, yes, so seriously,
but no, he is no.Thank thank god that he that he had
(01:39:12):
it in mind that he wanted todo uh the American song walk because he
had said that a long time ago, we want to do that, and
that he's still got it in mind. I hope he does this. He's
always said though, that he wantsto look into other musical genres and like
Christmas music being one of them.And then of course, yeah, like
(01:39:34):
he's looking into you know, likemore contemporary music, Oh God, your
Jonas rap, white Lines, myGrandmaster, oh or oh even better off
(01:39:56):
by Ramstein and Christa is Dad,you know what he's probably done that.
Would he do it? He'd belike, yes, he's probably done that
(01:40:19):
while his kids were in the car, because he's probably one of those dads.
No, Dad, he's probably oneof those those guys. There's dads
who like who lives to embarrass hischildren? You know, he's one of
those dads that lives to embarrass hischildren by doing shit like that. Yeah,
(01:40:44):
he's like, Okay, kids,dumb dad jokes and and eighties music.
There you go, dumb dad jokesand singing. Yeah, dad turks
off like damn, oh, turnit up, okay, turn it off,
sing louder. No, he probablyNo. I want to hear there
(01:41:08):
is a rhymstance sum I want himto sing. It's called dick. It's
basically a noh to big to bigtitties. Oh, there you go.
It's literally called dick. D Ic hick titties. Yeah. Yeah,
(01:41:29):
I don't want to hear him sayingthat he sings that he better dedicates to
me. Imagine his kids would bewould be so fucking embarrassed, except the
little one who'd be like, Mommy, what does this mean? Uh,
(01:41:57):
he's get why. I've read anarticle where his kid at three years old.
The person he was right who wrotethe article said, uh said something
about he was running around and theywere, they were it's when he got
his his uh, his Caruso award, and uh they said that at one
(01:42:18):
point he was running the little kidValentin was running around singing well silly neo,
h that's a durable Yeah, didn'timagine he records a rampstide something.
All of a sudden, the oneday Valentin just starts running around the house
(01:42:39):
singing Dick Deaton and no child,no yois what if you done nothing?
Why is our children sing Why isour child singing about big titties? In
German? I don't out wasn't me? Not me? The most polite of
(01:43:02):
the realms of the Realm Star songsbecause if you google some of their lyrics,
Oh yeah seriously, but yeah.That that is a that's an overview
of uh complete with complete with sidetracking, their side tracks, side quests.
(01:43:26):
That is a an overview of Jonis'salbum The Sound of Me Movies.
It is available now on on yoursupport our tenner. Yes, it's available
on Spotify. It is available onall your music platforms. It's available as
it as an MP three download.Uh, there is, there are,
(01:43:48):
It's available on CD, and theyeven have a collector's vinyl edition, vinyl
album edition. I've never thought toget those before. Or I don't have
a record player. Well, youknow, I don't, and I wouldn't
want them collecting dust, you know, just I wouldn't want them just to
have them, you know. Butuh, yeah, it's that's out.
(01:44:14):
So it's out hopefully hopefully. Uhmy copy will be here soon it's supposed
to. It's I hope it comesin the next week. I'll be patient
with it because I'm dealing with aI'm dealing with a a shipper that I've
never heard of before. It's notDHL, it's not UPS, it's some
(01:44:39):
other company. I've never heard ofthem before. So I hope they didn't
jack it up and you know,send him off to like Abu Dhabi or
something. Normal opens this package,what the hell? Yeah, but uh
it goes to Abu Dhabi and normalends up on your doorstep. Yeah.
(01:45:00):
Yeah, the world's cutest kitten.I'll look at this cute kitten. Where's
my album? Yeah, it's like, yeah, you're not Yannis. I
mean, you'll work. I canstill cuddle you. Yeah, but seriously,
it's it's uh, it's it's worthit. Seriously. If you any
(01:45:28):
person, anybody who's a fan ofJonis who love it, absolutely love it.
If you are a fan of offof movie music, you'll love this,
and you'll and and of course you'llsit there and think, well,
maybe he should make a second albumwith this, this, this, this
and this answer. Yes yes heshould, yes, yes, and then
(01:45:51):
uh, of course you know,like like you could, like my god,
you probably go through he could probablygo down the list of of the
the songs that that have been nominatedor won Best uh or Best Original Song
at the Grammys or not the Grammys, but the Oscars. Okay, official
petition right now for Yanna Scotland tocover it's Aren't out Here for a Pimp?
(01:46:20):
Because if anyone would know, Yeah, well okay, what was your
idea? Fact Like that wasn't youridea? I was thinking like I was
(01:46:45):
thinking of like the song from Nashville, like I'm Easy from Nashville, But
you were thinking like into the Westor something. Yeah, yeah, it's
just or or what was it?What's it way you explore more genres?
Was it blame Canada nominated for BestIt was because Robin Williams sang it at
(01:47:06):
the Saving It at the Oscars becausethe woman who had played Kyle's mom died
by suicide. Yeah, there yougo. There's a song they gonna should
sing. Blame Canada there and it'shard out here for a pimp. Hello
a heep. Look he didn't youknow, and do it as a duet
(01:47:31):
with GROGI p Henson. Oh makethat should accurate? Yes, oh my
god, oh yeah, even better. He wants to, you know,
(01:47:56):
go do some like show tunes orsomething. I demand a ever a big
spender from sweet Charity. Oh ohyes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes that and oh gosh, what mister Selifan from Chicago, like
(01:48:23):
just hit all the fossy numbers,m razzle dazzle. Oh oh gosh what
that that one from not Lola,not whatever Lola once Lola gets from damn
Yankees, but the other one aship that looked that bab fosse one verdon
(01:48:45):
naturally danced too. M h andwhat it's one of those that I would
know when I said, hold on, Wikipedia, don't don't. It's like
Wikipedia, do not steer me wrong. I can't think, Oh, who's
got the Who's got the pain?Yeah? I knew what she were talking
(01:49:14):
about, and I couldn't think ofthe name of it. Shit Okay,
uh yeah that one mm hm ohyeah. Although I will say anything from
(01:49:40):
Pippin please yeah, please kind ofdon't yeah, he's kind of don't be
green still alive. That would justbe disrespectful as Yeah, however, heaven
on their minds from Jesus Christ Superstars, fair fucking game. Yes, yes,
(01:50:02):
there's a great murray Head and benVerine have both so judas and they're
both still alive. But you know, ben Verine basically is Pippin, So
that's like the first thing that comesto mind for most people. Yeah.
So no, besides Murray Head's gotone night of Bangkok he's good. Yeah
yeah, let let ye sing onenight in Bangkok would be pretty fun.
(01:50:25):
That would be funny, that'd begreat, would be great, I mean,
could also be very very pants breaking, like the mars A version Who
the Park Me and My Mother?No that yeah, just damn yeah.
Or or or if if yois wantedto, if yois wanted to sing?
(01:50:50):
Uh? Was it from Jesus ChristSuperstar? So you are the Christ,
You're the Gesus Christ? Yeah song, Yeah, King Herod saw Herod's long
That would that would be He'd beenfollowing with my al in that and Alice
Cooper Yep that Yeah, he's sing. Uh, I'd love to see Yeah.
(01:51:16):
No, I always said I Iwant to think. I was saying,
mister Mustopheles, h look, it'sa fun song. Yeah, I
would like to see him. Ialways said, like if he did.
Remember when we watched The Merry Widow, I said the best person to play
(01:51:39):
Danilo would be Jonas. That wouldbe clear. Oh my god, I'm
going to hell. What I wantto hear him cover the Internet is for
porn? From Avenue Que. I'llsing it with him. The entire is
(01:52:00):
really really great for porn. Itlike, let's try to think what he
other inappropriate Broadway songs? Can canhe sing? If he could record an
album just for like you and meto listen to, inappropriate, inappropriate Broadway
(01:52:21):
songs for any Kristen to listen to. Yeah, and basically if he just
if he covers there's a couple fromAvenue Q. Yeah, is the Internet
is for porn? Everyone's a littlebit racist. Oh I'm not wearing any
underweard today legitimately a song from thatmusical Oh there we go, There we
(01:52:49):
go. Oh there's also you canbe loud as loud as the hell you
want when you're making love. Ohhey, oh the Special, which is
sung by a puppet called Lucy theSlut. That's me like her. No
one of the lines in the sidelike the and I've seen the performance of
(01:53:10):
it. The puppet literally has hugetitties. Hey. One point in the
song she stops and says, oh, yeah, they're real hit me.
It's like the funniest damn thing ever. But yeah, oh gosh, no,
what else would I want to hearyou say? Oh? Little girls
(01:53:32):
from Annie, Although there's no fuckingway he could outdo Carol Carol Burnett now
or I'm Easy Street but again andwith that, you're looking at going up
against her rendition that was done byTim Curry and Bernardette Peters. Yeah,
so he kind of fucking that Departmenttwo. Speaking of that, I wonder
(01:53:59):
if he ever ever thought of ifhe's ever like, just just like for
his own yeah, for his ownamusement, sang along to the Rocky Horror
Picture Show. Yeah, Oh,he should do time. He should do
science fiction double feature. Yes,yes, talk about great film music.
(01:54:24):
Yeah, there's so many good there'sso many great films. Song. Oh,
if we're going with inappropriate songs,Scotty doesn't know from euro Trip that's
bat damon cameo ever. Oh mygod. Yeah, seriously, if he
(01:54:48):
wants to do, if he wantslike, oh, even even worse technical
foul from a Crazy Nights. Ohoh oh god, this I mean,
(01:55:15):
if we're going, if we're goingto the South Park Road, I'd love
to hear im sing chocolate salty balls. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Oh going to hell. Yeah,yeah, everyone of us, block
block block, you're all going too'clock. None of you are free of
(01:55:38):
sin. I will say this likein all seriousness. For a Broadway album
NYC for Manny would be a goodfit for him. Oh yeah yeah,
(01:55:58):
but uh yeah, I see.I hope I hope he does one,
because I mean Albert Finney was kindof had kind of a tenor yeah voice
too, tenor yeah or you know, if he wanted to do something for
kids, record everything that Bob McGrathever sang on Sesame Street. Ye.
Bob brath was a lyric was atenor. Yes, if he if he
(01:56:19):
ever wanted to do a song achildren's album like you know, include and
include, like include balance and singingwith him there. Yeah, he'd probably
do one strictly in German, butlike I'm sure system Is Strauss has German
songs. Yeah, yeah, yep, but so that would that would be
(01:56:45):
that'd be good. But yeah,I mean, I mean, if he
wants to do an album just fullof of novelty songs, Hello, Mota,
Hello pada. Yeah. So soAnna put this up on her Facebook
the other day. It's back andI said, I said, I honestly
(01:57:05):
hope that when he does, whenhe's in Legit Conda Lege Conda next spring,
that they that they stream it sothat she so that she and I
can sit there and sing down alot of time, the Dance of the
Hour to the Dance of the hours. Oh my god, that'd be hilarious
(01:57:28):
if he if he if like duringa if like during like like a table
reader or like a or like anorchestral rehearsal, he starts they do that
and he's sitting in they want hello, Matta, hellofona here I am Characa.
Yeah, that'd be funny. Pleasejoice if you're listening, uh,
(01:57:53):
if you if you like, ifyou're When you're in the rehearsals for Logic
Conda and they start playing that,please for yourself singing that please Hellofada,
Yes, please record yourself singing helloMata, hellifata while they're singing, while
they're playing that, that is gonnabe. That would be fucking hilarious.
Do you know how viral that wouldgo? Oh my god, and do
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it like with a straight damn facetoo, Oh my god, sing it
no, sing it opera style,especially the chorus take me home, take
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me I hate Granada. Yeah,don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear. Oh yeah, please please do that,
oh my god, because I haveno Honestly, even though we have
been off the air for a while, I'd also loved him. I'd also
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loved him to hear him collaborate withRay Stevens on the on a remake of
the Streak like Receevens could sing thechorus and then you know, just could
do the don't look at Anthel,don't look. But it was too late,
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You've already been mood. And onceagain I'd like to take the opportunity
to mention my uncle Billy. Mydad's uncle was married to a woman named
Ethel, and I can only imaginethe bullshit the poor Anne Ethel went through
when that song came out of aYeah, not only from Uncle Billy,
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but from any of his brother anyof dad's other uncles that were still alive
at the time, because from whatI've heard, they were all just as
bad as my dad. So yeah, yeah, mom, moms like almost
one that Uncle Billy, Tuesday andApple when that came out. Oh my
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god, yeah that Yeah, thisis this is down. Devolved from a
from a review of Yonas's album tooWhat shit? What appropriate inappropriate ship should
Yonas sang next? But I'm justwell, not necessarily inappropriate? Yeah,
what should Yonas sing next? Ithink? Oh, I think, I
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think. Like you could tell,like when he was singing like the Christmas
songs, you could tell he washaving fun with it, like they like
the ones that in the ones inEnglish. You could tell he was having
fun with them because those were songslike his when he was growing up.
Every Christmas, Dad his dad wouldthrow on the old like Frank Sinatra albums
(02:01:04):
and stuff like that Dean Martin,Frank Sinatra, those kind of albums and
album he should And that's that's kindof like how going along with that,
that American songbook kind of concept thatI think he should do a rat rat
pack album. I really do thinkhe shouldn't mind hearing him throw some Marlo
(02:01:24):
Guthrie in there. Oh if we'regoing to American songbook, Yeah, yeah,
he probably would too. But yeah, that's that's what and that's how,
like I said, that's how,that's where the idea for this album
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came. So you know, he'sgonna try to do he's trying to go
to go, He's gonna try togo back to that original concept. I
think the next I think the nextuh, his next album is gonna be
out probably next like the around thistime next year, because this this is
(02:02:05):
when he always drops a new albumin the fall. So it's probably gonna
be I would say excite because Isaw inklings of it, like it's probably
gonna be Shuman. But you neverknow with him. I thought he was
gonna put Shuman out this year andhe put this out instead, So maybe
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it'll be yet next year. Whoknows, maybe it'll be Schwan and Kazan.
He don't know because he because heUh. He's always said he doesn't
want to release something on an albumunless he's tested it out, unless he's
sung it first and tested it outin front of an audience. So maybe
he'll do Shuman and Uh and UhSchubert together. I used to get those
(02:02:53):
two mixed up, but one died. One died of syphilus and the other
died the other. Uh checked himselfinto a mental and mental institution and never
left. And Shuman's the one whosewife Clara was stopping Johannes Brahms. Yeah,
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just keep that, keep that inmind. Keep that in mind.
Like the Johannes Brahms was a friendof the Shumans, and he was he
was very friendly with Clara. Ohyeah, he was very friendly with Clara
and Uh. And when he whileRobert was trying to get better, he
was in the mental institution trying toget better, he was comforting Clara with
(02:03:38):
his dick. Yeah, yeah,he was comforting Clara. What is dick?
And Uh? Yeah. I lovehow people try, you know,
it's along the lines of people tryingto say, oh, well, these
two ladies have been roommates for twentyyears they're lesbians, Harold. Yeah,
(02:04:02):
oh they went to medicals, likethey'll like the the one picture I saw
these two women who were bared together. They were medical student, they were
they were in medical school together.They lived together all their lives and it's
like, oh, yeah they wereYeah, they're lives beans, Harold,
that is the best, one ofthe best. But no, seriously,
(02:04:27):
they people were trying to like denythat they were that they were lovers.
Clara Schumann and Hans Broms like theywere fucking Harold. You know, the
same thing. The same thing withHans Christian Anderson. Uh he who was
(02:04:48):
it? He wrote, Uh,he once was so enamored over over a
was it over a over either aguy or a girl? And yeah,
and he got and he got despondent. Yeah that the guy was like like
(02:05:11):
kind of brushing him off. Andwhen and when his crush got married,
uh yeah he he he like Laidenditch, Laiden the ditch and cried.
Yeah, and he wrote I thinkand I think he wrote the Little Mermaid
uh as a as a like pleaseplease notice me sent pie you know,
(02:05:39):
yeahs and didn't. Yes, SoHans Christian Anderson laid in the laid in
the ditch, lay in the dirtand the ditch, crying over over unrequited
dick. So he diad he dead. Yeah. People don't want to acknowledge
(02:06:00):
it. It's like in literature,Yeah, in literature, in literature and
in music, people to one whoacknowledge that they're there were lesbians and gay
people in there, like like,uh, like what Whitman was gay?
Yeah? Good, good to dayhe was gay? Yeah. I mean
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but and these are the same peoplethat have no problem admitting that Truman Capote
was gay. Yeah, oh hewas. Liberaci was gay? Yeah,
oh, Liberaci was gay? Whatwomen was gay? Oh? Hell no,
no, No, It's like it'slike what I just It just reminds
(02:06:41):
me the first time that I sawAustin Powers International Man of Mystery. I
was old enough that when he saidI can't get I can't believe Liberaci was
gay. Women loved him. Inever saw it coming. I actually looked
up at my dad, who wason the computer at the time it was
just kind of like half listening,and said, how no, And that
(02:07:04):
pretty much was my dad's reaction wasto laugh at me. It's like,
how do you know It's like Ihad to have been like maybe thirteen or
fourteen at the time, and Iknew, yeah, that man was his
gay as a picnic fuck Jesus boy. But I mean probably because it was
(02:07:36):
probably because he was such a goodperformer. Everyone was like, well,
you know, we'll let it slide. It's probably stage. It's look at
look at Elton John. Look atElton John. Everybody's like he was gay.
Yeah, well now everybody knows he'sgay. I mean he technically came
out as bisexual. Yeah, butyeah, that's like you you didn't know
(02:07:59):
that he wasn't entirely straight. Ohserves that must be some pretty good crack
you're smoking. Yeah really, ah, but yeah, that's and and now
that and now that we've gone offthe rails, you know, as persual
as his tradition, Yes, asthe prophecy foretold. Yes. For our
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last email, which which was sentby fed X, a friend of ours
named Ruth, that came, Ihad that experience and it's just it's,
(02:08:46):
oh, that is just one ofthe store one of the funniest damn things
ever. Oh god, oh,oh geez, oh my god. I'm
actually gonna message Ruth and be like, we just used fed X and email
on our podcast. Yeah, god, oh my god. Ah I I
(02:09:18):
oh, if I ever said anemail in uh through QT, I should
put that in my sent by emailpowered by FedEx. People were like,
huh, I just message with Kristen. I just used FedEx an email on
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our podcast and gave you credit.Oh my god. All right, I
think we've had a lot. Ithink I think if the silly before the
silly police and take us away,I think we better wrap this up.
Chapman comes into this is childish andI won't have it. Yeah, but
(02:10:03):
Tony Selly, this this is toosilly, childish, and I won't have
it. Yeah. Uh all right. So, uh so we've had our
fun. We've had our we've hadour rant, we've had our fun.
We've reviewed, uh we not onlyreviewed uh Jonis's album, but we reviewed
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like one of the worst operas weever saw. But now go over SI
and all that bad. Yeah yeah, but uh yeah, So so we
want to thank you guys for forus sticking with us through this. Thank
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you for not abandoning ship. Youknow what now that you know what's going
on with us, like we're transitioningjobs. Uh and is getting settled in.
You know, it's we're trying toget back on a routine. Now.
My my work schedule is gonna bea little better. We're about so
yeah, because I'm gonna have likedaytime hours now. So we're trying to
(02:11:15):
get back into group of things andhopefully we'll get back on we'll get back
on track. We'll we definitely aregoing to come back in a few weeks
and review dead Man Walking. Yea, when is that coming up? Let
me check here, let me check. Let's see here, let's see when
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dead Man Let's see when that's gonnabe on. Let's see tickets, well,
do tickets go live on demand?Let's sit on live and HD.
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Now, if you need, ifyou uh, if anyone needs a link
to the U to get a liveand HD ticket, you can simply go
through the tickets uh the tickets sectionof on met dot org, on on
met Opera dot org. Go findfind these sections is met, uh,
(02:12:33):
met Live and HD. Then youcan scroll down and it will have let's
see and let me see here findyour sitting. Let me see it should
be under tickets, limnute, letme go, let me jump back here,
(02:13:01):
rush tickets groups students on sale,Creature Round Special Season, let's see
here, Creature and Series. Nowthat should be somewhere. Let's six with
(02:13:22):
the twenty three twenty fourth season.Now we don't want that, do not
want go? Let's see let mego back to that, let me go
back to the homepage. Let's seescroll down met Opera on Demand. Let's
(02:13:43):
see there, because that takes youto met Opera on Demand. And there's
oh, there's de Rosy Cafleer withLisa Davidson. Yo, and look there's
your man in Low and Grid hitme. Yeah, let me see there's
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my boo. Yeah. By theway, your Boo has an album out
of Taskovsky and Rockamaninoff and I thinkit's the I think it's I think Divorce
Act too. But so I thinkthat it's gonna be some of the most
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of the songs that he sang atthe recital that I was at, he'd
be singing, he'd be on thealbum, would be on the album.
So you can let see you cangrab that. Let's see where can we
get the tickets for uh, let'ssee find your cinema. See that's find
(02:14:58):
your cinema. Let's see here,because then maybe they'll show that there's not
a cinema near me. Yeah,there's not a cinema near me. So
let's see here. Let's jump backthere, rusty ht god, where are
(02:15:26):
the tickets? No, I don'twant to do that. Check your father,
keep up. Okay, let mesee here. Let's see if I
can do a search, because Iknow ted me and walking is coming again.
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By the way, let's see,let me log in. Okay,
there we go. Oh, bythe way, Medeia is on is onto,
me is on met on man yo, if anybody, if anybody's interested
(02:16:13):
in watching that? Uh that wasyeah, that was amazing. Also the
Hours, like we've watched before,the Hours is on? Yes, absolutely,
don't you know. Don't sleep onthose. Seriously, let's see here,
(02:16:39):
special offers, rush tickets, blahblah blah, Metlive and HD seriously
work. Why can I not watch? Why can I not find? You
have to go on the website andthen hold on at me all I wanted
(02:17:01):
all I wanted to get my ticketfor hold on. I think I know,
I think I remember how to doit. Okay, met offer dot
org M and then menu and Ithink tickets, special offers rusticket students zon
(02:17:35):
to forty met live in HD yep. And then I went there and I
don't see any place to get thelive at home tickets or find your they
have like HD Live they have findyours, find your cinema, and then
uh, the request The HD guyssupport the met but they don't have Oh,
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here we go, let's click that. Let's click click dead being a
walking It's October twenty one, bythe way, m hmm, here's my
booth, thaying m let's see here. I scrolled down a little bit and
(02:18:20):
I see stupid sexy statan yea,or maybe it's under Oh I found it
menu season at home. Oh okay, thank you, I holp. There
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we go he I help, yay, thank you, You're welcome. I
helped. Yeah okay, M okay. So yeah, that's how you season
and at home. And then,uh, let's see how it works.
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Click heres it yeah, okay,make sure. Let's see click here to
turn your location. Okay, Chrown, okay, let's see here we're going,
Chrown, click settings sight settings.Let's see. Oh, come,
(02:19:48):
let's sit uh purpose and security sightsettings controller okay, met opera allowed location
yep. Okay. Then it saysinfermissions location. I'm sure sitence can't actually
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Okay, so far all right,so okay, there we go follow along
with our easy term listen guy.Okay, so there's how you So there's
(02:20:50):
how you get uh the tickets forthe for on demand let's see. Oh
it says live at home to liveat home tickets for the twenty three twenty
fourth season, we'll go on saleon Monday, October nights, so next
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Monday. Yeah, so next Mondaythey'll be That's why we couldn't find them.
They'll go on sale next Monday,so find them because at the moment
they don't exist. Yeah, sonext Monday, if you want a ticket
to dead Man Walking, which willbe on the twenty first, uh,
that will be they'll that will comeup uh next Monday. In fact,
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it will be for all for allthe the uh live in HD live at
home h offerings for this season.So we'll get to pick which ones we
want. We I know, wewant to see dead Man Walking, we
want to see X, we wantto see Florenci and an Amazonis. We'll
have to figure out what else wewant to see. But but yeah,
(02:22:01):
that that's uh, yeah, thosetickets go on sale next Monday, so
we'll so I will and hey,hey, hey day is this week this
week for me? So I'll getyou that money. Forth with, so
happy thanks for you. Forth with. Yeah, the the the uh I've
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seen that, like the rehearsals forDead Man Walking. They look really good.
And it's already like it's already theopening ice He's coming gone already,
so so the season is in fullsuit. Did you see the picture from
opening night of when Sir Patrick Stewartran into Whoopie Goldberg. Yes, I
(02:22:50):
know, Oh my god, it'slike friends Hey and Neil Patrick Harrows hanging
out with Joycet Denatto. He lookedlike he was dying. Yes, I
would be too, Oh my god, oh my god, I would be
too. Ah but yeah, yeah, yeah, we we are going so
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like just like last year where wehad our we had we knew what we
wanted to watch for live at home, Like we knew we wanted to watch
Medea, we knew we wanted towatch uh Champion, we knew we wanted
to watch Love and Grin. Icouldn't watch the Hours at first, you
know that, thanks hackers, butuh yeah, line up, Yeah,
(02:23:43):
line up to uh and get thetickets to what you want to watch.
They're not gonna be sold out becauseit's digital, course, but you know,
pick out what you want and andsit back and watch see this is
this is ya. Hey. Youknow what, Deborah cannot stop people from
(02:24:03):
enjoying these these uh operas. Shemay not allow them to be on the
radio. But for twenty bucks,you can go to the cinemas. You
can go to the cinema and tellDeborah to go fuck herself. Yeah,
you can either buy a ticket atthe cinema or buy a ticket and sit
(02:24:24):
back at home and say, fuckyou, Deborah. I'm gonna watch it.
Anyway, Your twenty dollars donation isgoing towards the med and not that
racist, homophobic classical music. Youtwenty is going towards Deborah fucking herself.
Yes, absolutely so on that note, yeah, yes, on that note
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again, guys, we want tothank you for sticking with us. We
have been I know we've been scarce, but like I said, the next
time you hear from us, wewill be covered ring uh, we will
be covering dead Man Walking. Souh so, if you guys want to
follow along and uh tune in eitherat the at your at your closest cinema
where yeah, at the closest cinemathat offers live at HD or on online
(02:25:16):
at Live at home. You knowyou're you're more than welcome to do that.
Yeah, that'll be that, that'llbe will be cover next so and
then you know, we'll we'll figureout what where to go from there.
We'll find some that we'll find someother one other operas that we haven't touched
on. Maybe uh, maybe we'lldo you know, maybe we'll cover some
some other productions that you have,operas that we've come across that like you
(02:25:41):
know that maybe just or like haw, you know, things like that.
But yeah, well we'll find it. We'll we'll we'll try to keep in
touch more often now that it's alittle more stable with us. So so,
like I said, yeah, thanksfor hanging thanks for sticking with us.
You can find us on your favoriteplatforms uh uh, whether that Spotify,
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Apple, uh, Amazon, uh, Amazon Music. I think Audible
has us on there as well.Stitcher, by the way, has shut
down, so there's one less.But you know, we're we're still on
We're still on Spotify, We're stillon iHeartRadio. Yeah, and so you'll
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fully you have a plethora of choicesto go through. We have our I'll
put I'll put that. Uh putthe contact information for Dambra on our on
our Facebook page. And by theway, guys, there is a and
by the way, guys, thereis a new design in our t There
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is a new design uh uh onour on our t Pelvic shop. It
is it is the design. Nameis Wagner's number one fan. It is
neither one of us. It isa picture of neither one of us.
But it is a picture of KingLudwig the second of Bavaria. He was
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a fan boy of Wagner. Andwhen Vager and the story and where the
story of Tristan Ezela ends, uh, he instead of going back to Saxony,
he went to he ran back.He ran it to Bavaria and took
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coverage under the protection under the patronageof King Ludwig, who was who,
like I said, was a fan, such a fan that he built old
old bitch Lasagna, his very ownuh fesch Bill house, his very own
theater. And byroid that's who,that's who gave him. That's how the
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Feeshill House Richard Wagner's baby, hisfashion bill house came to be. It
was funded and you know, themoney was funded by King lod Fig the
second h and I think he wasgoing to build another one at either another
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one or another castle at the timethat he he died. Uh so yeah,
so yeah that so so it's it, says Fogner's says Wagner's number one
fan. At the underneath his picturesays at eastmind b FF, which means
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he's might be ff. So goahead and buy that. I'd love to
see somebody wearing that. I'd loveto see somebody walking around with it with
the with the T shirt, saysWagner's number one fan, and they're like,
huh, who's that is that Wagner? No, that's King Ludvi.
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The second that I came up thatI was bored. I was bored one
day and I came up with thatidea. That's that. That's where shit
like this comes from, because Igot bored. So yeah, uh go
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see Yonis in Munich at that dadwhen I go back. So uh so
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start stacking up the funds now forthe Munich jail fund uh in case in
case, uh, in case anythinghappens, because fund. Yes, I
didn't need it this pat this last, didn't need it this uh this summer,
but never know. So uh that'sit for this week's podcast, this
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week's episode of our podcast. Asalways, kids, stay classy, stay
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