September 20, 2024 • 53 mins
Have you ever wondered what happened to the quirky fashion trends of yesteryear? Join us as we reminisce about the hilariously outdated "dickie" and share a laugh over Chris's impressive golf game at Castle Pines, where he managed to shoot a 79, surpassing even some pros! We'll also light-heartedly ponder the perplexing disappearance of squirrels in our neighborhoods while comparing the growing popularity of pickleball to classic sports like tennis and golf.
We'll take a swing at the recent presidential debate between Vice President Harris and former President Trump, where Harris's sharp tactics left Trump flustered and off-topic. Amidst laughter, we'll debunk some of the wildest conspiracy theories that followed, including the bizarre notion that Harris received the questions in advance via her earrings. Plus, get ready to chuckle as we dissect Trump's outlandish claim about people allegedly eating pets in Springfield, Ohio, and share our quirky experiences with TikTok versus Instagram.
Finally, we'll reflect on the shifting landscape of the music industry, bemoaning the decline of iconic bands and the rise of solo artists and DJs. From the disco era's boogie nights to today's digital age, we cover it all, with shout-outs to legends like Billie Eilish and Snoop Dogg. We'll wrap things up with a playful discussion on the latest buzz in television, including Ryan Seacrest's next moves and Vanna White's contract saga on "Wheel of Fortune." So tune in, laugh along, and let's reminisce together!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right, hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is Costello.
How you doing, mr Costello.
Oh, I'm doing fabulously.
Thank you very much.
Looks like you're wearing yourdickie today, my dickie.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You remember what a dickie is?
Oh yeah, we were growing up.
We are baby boomers.
You should know this stuff.
Though, Remember that you woreunder a shirt.
It was just like a square thing.
It was like a tape to it.
I could call it a dickie.
Oh, that's a dickie.
Oh, okay, and what you'rewearing?
That's a dickie.
That's a dickie.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Big dickie.
Who's a big dickie, then?
Who's a big dickie?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I knew he was going to come down to size.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I had to come down to putuses.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Everything does Everything.
Would someone be offended if wewalked?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
in with your dickie, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She knows you don't remember.
I can't believe you don't know.
That was a big fashion thingfor about a year.
Every guy's wearing a dickie.
You get these dipshits in myclass who wear like a white
shirt and a black dick.
You see the square, square,square in the back and then the
short one back there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It was a fashion statement I can see your bra
straps.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got to tell you I'm pretty excited here.
Something happened to me thisweek.
I know you can give two shshifts but I'm going to tell you
no, I don't care.
Fake interest and excitement,okay, about a month ago.
About a month ago, the PGAFedEx Championship Tour
(01:41):
determined this year's champion.
I don't know why.
They had a tournament in CastlePines, colorado.
It was the BMW Championship.
50 of the best golfers in theworld were here right down the
street playing Beautiful course,great tournament.
Wednesday I got to go play thatcourse in Castle Pines, okay.
So it's 51 of the world'sgreatest golfers, then Nope 50
(02:02):
and one wannabe, okay, but thatday, wednesday, once again, fake
excitement here didn't meanshit to you, but yours truly
went out and played that coursefirst time ever and shot a 79.
Thank you very much, I'll takethat, thank you.
Oh, you're just too.
Stop it.
You're embarrassing me.
(02:22):
Stop it.
I shouldn't, I shouldn't, ohwell're embarrassing me.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I shouldn't, I shouldn't.
Oh well, that deserves half acup of coffee here you go.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I was hoping for she didn't such a great score.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'd get a dickie oh you don't have one of your own.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Not like that, not with straps.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But this is all the rage, my friend.
I tell you I'm startingsomething.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You want to get a female hot?
Just say I have a striped picky.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
A striped Richard when he gets excited.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I know you're probably going.
Okay, he's had a 79 in golf.
What does that mean to me?
Absolutely nothing to you.
But that's You're right.
But is that me?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Absolutely nothing to you, but that's You're right.
But is that good?
That's my question.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That round of golf is better than some of the pros
shot on certain days.
Okay, Wow, that's pretty good.
Some of the pros are in the low80s mid 80s.
They're having a bad day, butme to break 80 on a course like
that and shoot in the upper 70s.
That's a big, stinking deal,gotcha.
I'm not going to play golfanymore because I'll never be
able to replicate that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, pickleball then .
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
know what I was looking at, flipping around the
TV channels, and there is apickleball channel, there's a
Spanish pickleball channel,there's a French.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I mean it might be fun to play, sure, actually,
espn has shown some pickleballchampionships, which is about
the most boring damn thing you'dever want to watch.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, and there's nobody watching it and there's
no crowd and there's nobodygoing.
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean, if you go watch a tennis to the US Open
just finished, best tennis play,that's fun.
I mean, if you go watch atennis to the US Open just
finished, yes, best tennis play,that's fun to watch, exciting,
it's just one-on-one.
I mean, you know, I used toplay tennis a lot.
It's a great sport.
It's a lot of fun.
Pickleball, I've been thinkingabout you know picking it up.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, you're out, put you around doing a little
thought about golf, but golf isactually quite watchable.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It can be, especially if you get the good golfers and
it's a really pretty setting.
A good course.
It can be pretty good.
Yeah, just the daily stuff,like we're doing the John Deere
opening in Buckwheat Ohio thisweek.
Those aren't fun to watch.
You skip them.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, no, and you can see all the immigrants in the
background chasing the squirrelsand the cats and the dogs for
lunch.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That sounds like a typical day in Columbia, South
Carolina.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It probably is.
You know, I haven't seen manysquirrels.
I was thinking about thisyesterday.
I don't know where all thesquirrels have gone.
I could sit here and look outthe window and there'd be
squirrels running around.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You're going to say the immigrants have eaten the
squirrels in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Is that where you're going with this?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I think it might have been the next door neighbors I
was going to say, after whatyou've been telling me about
your neighbors for a couple ofyears, I would say I'd bet money
on your neighbors in aheartbeat.
Yes, it was them.
What do you think those outsidefires are for?
We got squirrel on a stickSquirrel on a stick.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Squirrel for dinner.
Squirrel for dinner.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah Well, I don't know what it's like where you
are today, Guy.
I know you like to do weatherand traffic, but I have to say
that here in Colorado today wehave like 8% humidity.
It's a beautiful sunny day anda cloud in the sky 82 degrees.
Smoke is due to come in fromthe California fires, maybe a
little bit over the weekend.
But man, this is, this is West.
(05:51):
Rather right here.
Even in Vegas, where I'll begoing next week, it's going to
drop into the mid 80s and upper50s at night.
Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Finally, finally, do you know?
I mean, I don't think I've beenout this summer at all.
I haven't been fishing, Ihaven't ridden my motorcycle,
hardly at all.
That's not like you.
I mean, you love to go fishing.
Why aren't you going fishing?
I found like two places to go.
I think I've caught three fish.
I don't know, I just don't, Ijust didn't feel like it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I do.
Now I can tell you haven't beenup by the shits and urine
stains on the sheets behind you.
You have this great motorcycle.
You haven't taken that out.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, now the tags are run out.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, take a chance, go ahead.
Oh, I will, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, I have so little respect for this county
or this state that you know.
Hey, I'll steal a dollar fromthem, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'll ride my bike.
I got two cars with expiredtags with the.
You know so.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh hell, my Mercedes.
Before this one I was about ayear's worth of tags, that's
brilliant, at the risk ofimplicating myself might as well
.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
okay, I had this.
My convertible is the.
The tag's been expired since2019.
Okay, that's a long.
It's been a while five years.
The reason is because it's the.
The hardtop went back in theconvertible and it hit the wind
and it cracked and broke, so Ihad to drive it slow down to the
dealership like that because Icouldn't do anything with it.
(07:25):
So I'm like five miles an hour.
It took me like three hours toget there.
Then covid hit and they had toget the parts in it from from
germany.
Right, there were no partscoming in from germany, so it's
set there in their in their shoplot for two years, okay, so
when they finally could get theparts to come in after COVID
started lashing up in early 2020, early 2023, they said we could
(07:48):
finally get some parts comingin Great.
So it took a few months to getthe parts because you know,
things were coming in on theships, they weren't getting in
the trucks.
Remember all this stuff?
It seems like a long time ago,but it was only just a couple of
years ago.
So they finally got the partsin in 2023.
Okay, they in 2023.
I could do the work.
It was ready in late 2023.
I didn't renew my tags and stuffduring that whole period of
time.
I don't know what the heck it'sgoing to cost.
(08:09):
I'm afraid to drive it aroundbecause, having a 19 sticker on
it, it just says pull me over,pull me over.
I was at the airport and I'mlooking up.
I didn't see any cameras orstuff, so I took the 25 sticker
off.
Uh, somebody else's cards.
Oh, that's well, that'll keepme from getting pulled over.
(08:34):
But if I do get pulled over, ohboy, I don't have a
registration.
I punched this up on thecomputer.
I'm going, I I'm gonna be introuble, but it's just just for
short little spurts down theroad to the store and stuff.
And when I get back from thisVegas trip, the first thing on
my list I have to go to DMV andfind out what it's going to cost
me to get this car up to date.
So I dread it but I have to doit.
(08:55):
So even that a jail.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
so what the heck I've already done that Pre-port and
lodging.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, it wasn't all that fun.
I won't do that again.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No, no, it's not highly rated, Not the thing to
do.
Yeah, the fellas were no fun.
I thought perhaps maybe itwould catch on.
You know when you're goingthrough that, but apparently not
.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well, prison is a growth industry in the United
States and it is growing byleaps and bounds.
They're overcrowded, it justcan't get people in fast enough.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's like my dickie here.
This will catch on Going tojail.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, it took between the last time you wore that
dickie and today.
It took about 35 years for thedickie to become a fashion
statement again.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's probably time for it to come around.
That does tend to happen.
I've noticed that you can'tneed a good, solid Dickie.
A good Dickie, I mean Dickie,yes, sorry, solid.
A working Dickie, workableDickie, yes, ladies and
gentlemen, you are listening tothe original canceled Dick, so
(09:58):
sorry, cancel.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Let's have a theme.
We do have a theme.
We're baby boomers and todaywe're being babies.
Today.
Welcome to tick tock.
I could be a new app.
I think we're tick tock, ticktock hey, it's a brilliant idea.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
That was so funny.
I'm sorry, I'm just tryingtrying to help the editors out
because I go.
Ooh, they laughed at that.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, it helps to let people know we are producers,
are from France and they're inFrance.
You made a good point becauseyou know, sometimes we've done
some stuff that's prettyoutrageous, pretty funny or just
just humor, you know, and theyalways put things up on snippets
of our show on Instagram,facebook, tiktok, every outlet
(10:47):
there is, and they always putthe point for maybe about two
minutes of the show.
We're absolutely dead seriousand that's the snippets they put
out there and to them they'regoing.
Man, you guys are so funny, I'mgoing.
Why don't you put freakingfunny bits out there?
But you made the good point,castelli, because French are not
known for having a good senseof humor.
Seriously, they're not.
(11:07):
You would know more than me.
They're your neighbors.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It goes on a sliding scale from German to French, to
probably Belgium, I suppose.
As far as lack of humor, Ithink Germans are well known for
no sense of humor, germans arehappier people now, I would
think.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But French have always been kind of like shnoddy
, stuffy, da-da-da.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, they were until the revolution, when they cut
everybody's head off.
Aristocracy, which I think isan idea that perhaps, maybe
Harris might want to use in hercampaign.
Bring back the guillotine.
You've got too much money.
We're going to cut your headoff and take your money.
It's more of a Trump thing.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
In France is a Dickey , a fashion statement in France
Le Dickey, le Dickey.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Le Dickey, le Dickey.
I've seen all those guys withit.
I mean, this is a French thing,these T-shirts, it is a French
dickhead, that's true.
They do wear little T-shirtswith a cigarette, with a cravat,
cravat.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
When I was there, like the south of France is very
nice, but in Paris some peoplewere nice to me, some were not.
There were some dickheads Okay,dickheads.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
So to our French producers.
Okay, now wait a minute.
Is that le dickhead or ladickhead?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I would say la dickhead Okay.
And if I was talking to someonejust direct to the face, I'd go
the dickhead.
Well, it's male or female, isn'tit, le yeah, so I would just
say this message to our Frenchproducers okay, in charge of our
social media, put snippets outthere that have some sense of
(12:49):
humor.
Okay, we'll help you pick themout.
Okay, we'll help you along bygoing ha ha, ha, ha ha, I can
see now, let's see this going.
What are we doing with thisDickie thing?
What is it?
Well, there's Dickie.
That'll be the first thing theygo.
What the what is it?
Well, it's Dickie.
That'd be the first thingthey'd go.
What the hell's a damn Dickie,shit Dickie.
I mean.
(13:10):
I wish you have to admit,though, this has been quite a
week.
This has been a great week formaterial.
Let me show the debate.
Did you watch the whole thingright?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Actually, you know what?
I was editing the long form ofa last show for a lot of that,
and I could hear him go and I gooh, I've got to watch this.
And, yes, I saw the editedhighlights too, and they were
hilarious.
I mean, it was exactly what Ithought it would be.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The funniest part because everyone's, I guess, in
agreement, except for Trump isthat Harris won the debate
because she got under his skinand got him off topic fast and
so he was defending himself.
He was yelling the whole thing.
He never looked at her, nevercalled her by her name, and just
yelling the whole time, butbecause of that, the reason that
she won.
The conspiracy theorists arecoming out already, so the first
(13:58):
one that came out hilarious islike ABC gave Vice President
Harris the questions in advance.
That's why she did so well.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh, okay, it doesn't make so much difference to her.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No, no, like we didn't know the questions they
asked were coming anyway.
We knew they were coming, okay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Immigration economy you know that's something I want
to raise.
You know, you talk about racism, you talk about fascism and
there's the orange shit-gibbongoing.
We're going to round them upand we're going to deport them.
Like fucking hell man.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
We've got 40 million people If he's elected president
, he's going to deport 10 to 11million immigrants who are
rapists, crooks, drug addicts.
All 11 million are sucky.
Of course, as you know,america's built on immigrants
and immigration Anyway so that'sa whole nother topic.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Go down the street, just grab anybody.
Okay, that's it, you're goinghome.
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
He's going to fire all federal workers in the
country who aren't loyal to himand he's going to pardon
everyone who was a part of theJanuary 6th riots.
He put those guys back outthere again and by pardoning
them, what are you telling them?
That it's okay what they did?
And of course they'll go do itagain, knowing that they'll be
pardoned by their great extremesupreme leader.
(15:18):
But I love that part.
It's like okay.
So the excuse number is thatABC gave Vice President the
questions in advance.
She knew what was coming.
That's why she was moreprepared than Trump.
Of course she did prepare andhe did not.
Second theory, which is a greatclose up shot of the earrings
Vice President Harris is wearingthey were saying those in
(15:40):
reality are earbuds and they'refeeding her the answers and
stuff and what to say during thedebate.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
So, as you all know, ai Trump is very different from
the real Trump, because AI Trumptells the truth.
And here's the truth about lastnight's debate.
It was an absolute disaster forme.
She destroyed me, she dominatedme and made me her simpering
little bitch boy.
She handed me my ass on asilver platter.
She essentially ripped off myhead and shit down my neck.
(16:09):
She forced me over her knee andspanked my fat ass until it was
red and made me call her mommyand then whip my ass some more
and dress me up in a bra andpanties and showed me off to her
buddies.
The woman virtually cut off myballs and stuffed them in my
mouth.
She put a dog collar on me andmade me crawl around on all
fours and ordered me to bark,and she made me smell the glove.
(16:30):
She led me around by a leashand put huge rubber things up my
butt and put a video of it onthe internet.
It was a fucking bloodbath.
It was a holocaust ofhumiliation and domination and
total defeat.
But other than that, I think Idid okay.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Pathetic.
I mean, they're eating our dogs, they're eating our cats.
I can remember those kind ofthings going on when I lived in
Oklahoma City.
There were some Vietnamesepeople who lived down just down
a road and they go you know,your cat might get eaten by
these people and I say, oh, getover it.
You stupid fucking peopleReally Excuse the expression.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I can only say I mean I laughed.
I just burst out with a biglaugh out loud.
It was the funniest thing.
I went, springfield, ohio.
They're eating the people'spets and dogs.
I just burst out laughing outloud.
They were showing collegegroups of people gathering to
watch the debate, to learn aboutpolitics and get their opinions
, but every place you showedacross the country when he did
that was all burst out laughing.
(17:28):
He was going, he.
What Vice president Harris went.
All she had to say was likethat's extreme.
I mean, it's like it's just so,and I liked the fact that they
fact check him on it right away.
They're going, uh, uh, they'regoing, president Trump.
We just talked to the citymanager in Springfield.
There's no such reportedinstance of anyone eating
animals, pets or dogs.
(17:48):
No such thing.
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Where the hell did you get that from?
There was a clip on TikTok ofthis woman being arrested.
No, that's TikTok.
Tiktok to you.
Yeah, one of those, our newchannel, tiktok.
Why don't you have TikTok then?
Because I have TikTok.
You were complaining about thatlast week.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's right there on my post.
It says download TikTok.
That's my weekend plan, myassignment this weekend.
I'm going to download TikTokand become a TikToker.
I know when we formulate ournew TikTok, we know what will
play out then.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Would be a good idea, although I've got Dick Dick
Dick talk too, and I can'tfigure the damn thing out how I
find, like you know, we've putstuff up that I I only come by
these things by pure accident.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Let me ask you is it kind of like Instagram?
Do you have to follow a certaincategory or person to be able
to get what they're doing?
Is that it Um a certaincategory or person to be able to
get what they're?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
doing.
Is that it?
I'm not sure that's the thingabout it.
It comes on with all this,remarkably stupid shit.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
People get stuff from us because they've chosen to
follow us.
Okay, Right.
If you don't, how are you goingto get our stuff?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I asked the French guy that.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
They're throwing out there general stuff to build up
more followers for us.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
What I've been doing and what they asked our
producers asked us to do and Ithought this was their job, but
never mind is to go onto thesethings and follow these people
on those accounts and like themas well.
So I've done a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I haven't done it on TikTok, so you're liking people
who are following us and hopethat they will like us that
we're doing we're double liking.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
No, I'm following them if they like the same kind
of things that we do.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
The idea is that the computer goes oh, wait a minute.
Oh, okay, they like TikTokdicks and so do you.
Okay, put it together, okay.
So how's that working out?
Not bad, actually, instagram'sdoing not too bad Okay, and you
can find us on the originalcancelled radio.
(20:01):
Guys on Instagram, I thinkthat's what we're called.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Why were we cancelled ?
Because we were baby boomers,we were original bad boys of
radio when you could be.
It led to a couple of firings,but you do it nowadays.
You'd be canceled, we'd becanceled, for sure.
Oh yeah, we'd be fired.
We'd be canceled.
We'd be vilified, we'd be sentaway to.
Siberia.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Chris and I both have the same experience in Texas.
We both got ran out of town.
Sure did, sure did, sure did.
Yours was a little morereasonable than mine.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I can't really remember they were going to
criminally charge me unless Ipacked up and left the state I
was leaving.
Anyway, I said you know, sure,I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm gone.
Won't be coming back here nomore.
You know what I went from thereup to Colorado Springs Good
move there, that was a good move.
It was because the littlestation there was KIIQ and it
was a little new wave station.
Well, it played what MTV played, and that's why I got in
trouble there, because I used toslip other records in.
And anyway, I've been drivingup there, up I-35, isn't it?
(21:11):
No, i-25.
25, okay.
So I'm going up I-25, and Ijust bought this car.
It's already overheated once.
I've already had one punctureand I've managed to fix all that
and I'm driving up there on 25.
I'm going, that's weird, there'sall this luggage in the middle
of the road and I'm lookingaround as I'm going, that's
weird, there's all this luggagein the middle of the road and
I'm like looking around, youknow, as I'm driving, I said,
(21:33):
well, that's weird.
And then I catch up with thesepeople and what was happening
was there was a police chase,probably from like Pueblo on up,
maybe further back actually,and it went all the way.
And they went all the way up toManitou Springs, which is where
I was going, and there werelike cars on the side of the
road and this guy was justrunning people off the road.
(21:53):
Couldn't get me out.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's a dandy thing, an I-25 in Colorado anyway.
So especially coming fromPueblo, which is a big drug town
.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
No, it is now.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It always has been.
It always has been yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I wish you'd welcome to Colorado.
Yeah, drug guy transportingdrugs and people yeah, probably
both.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I look back on those days with with fondness, except
for the fact that I nearlystarved to death and nearly
froze to death.
But yeah, it is.
Even though you know somethings are really shitty, you'll
find a little bit to go.
Oh yeah, that was cool.
You know, I hear certain musicand I go yeah, k I IQ.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Are we?
Are we so far in our showstaying with our, with our theme
, Cause people want us to haveour baby boomer theme?
Are we?
Are we following that, thoseguidelines?
Are we doing good?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I think, well, that was baby boomer theme there,
that was a baby boomer theme.
We're in dating is boomer thing, which, being a Dickie,
Dickie's a baby boomer, we canmake them a baby boomer thing.
In fact, if you go tochrisandcostellocom, get that
plug in there, man, get thatplug in there, we'll start
sending you Dickies just for$9.99.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We should do Chris and Costello Dickies, why not?
Well, all right, we'll do it,we'll have them on sale.
I mean a striped hard Dickie,the Kristen Costello Dickie.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, it'll look like somebody just got an old
T-shirt and cut it up.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'll take two so quick question here.
So do you think that ABC,provided Vice President Harris
with the questions in advance,must have?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
done.
She knew all the answers.
Okay, right, do you think she'swearing earbuds?
Is she wearing earbuds?
Well, I didn't like thoseearrings.
I personally would have foundsomething else, but I think so
you don't think they're earbuds?
Okay, I think the aliens werealso whispering into her other
ear.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
They're just coming in with some weird stuff like
this because you know he didn'tdo so well Right after the
debate.
Right after the debate, then,of course, our Taylor Swift and
all of her Swifties.
She released her thing onInstagram saying I'm supporting
Vice President Harris, andhere's why Picture of her with a
cat, and she signed a TaylorSwift childless cat woman, you
(24:08):
know, cat lady, which is great.
Good slap of JD there, jd.
So she got more attention,believe it or not, than we did
when we endorsed her.
We got the attention first.
She took it away from us withher endorsement.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Excuse me, I've got a fly in the studio Driving me.
Nuts Got him.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Now you're going to sniff bug spray, he's going to
come by and watch the show Raid.
That's just another stain onyour sheet back there.
Now you've got the USA.
Now you've got dead bug streaksback there.
Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I've got a few.
Well, you might be interested.
No, I did my laundry yesterday,if that interests you that much
.
I actually did.
I thought the sheet looked kindof, you know, fresh.
This is the backdrop, thoughthis is gray-blue, it's not the,
although I could use it as ablanket if things got cold,
(25:02):
which they may do.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So do you think the Taylor Swift endorsement is?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
going to.
I think that's brilliant, butwe knew that was going to happen
anyway.
Swing a lot of voters overyoung voters over.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, sure, sure itwill.
Here's my conspiracy theory.
Thank you, you have aconspiracy.
Okay, what is your conspiracytheory?
My conspiracy theory is thisthat all the press ABC, bbc, nbc
(25:26):
, and all them, cnn they've alldecided to say it's a really
tight race.
They do, yep, it's not.
You don't think it is.
No, I don't think it is.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't think it is.
I'm going, after all the stuffhe's been through, especially in
that really crappy performanceat the debate, and you look at
that and you go.
You want four more years ofthat crap again, knowing he's
going to protect himself.
Get all charges against himdropped.
Let those January 6th riotersout try to deport a bunch of
people and all the other stuffhe's planning on doing.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I have a million of them.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I'm sorry, I'm just getting ahead of thinking about
it.
Remember, the new slogan isthis you remember this?
Okay, remember the debate I hadfour years ago?
And they're questioning aboutthe racist stuff and the proud
(26:20):
boys.
Proud boys, uh, stand by andstand down.
That's right.
It is swifties.
Stand by and stand down.
Also called upon, the 50s aregoing to go.
We're attacking the votingbooth, you know?
let me tell you how robert candyjr's kind of kind of screwed
things up a little bit.
Okay, because he asked to betaken off the ballot in north
carolina.
Okay, people go, so it's a bigdeal.
The big deal is that they'vealready printed ballots over
three million ballots and someare like mail-in ballots and now
(26:43):
they have to destroy all thoseballots and they got to reprint
them all over again, with himoff the ballot all together.
By doing so you're cutting thetime frame of people who are
going to have time to do mail-inballots and stuff.
So you're trying to control howNorth Carolina it's one of the
swing states Swing To me I thinkit is, but you know it's one of
(27:05):
the swing states they're tryingto control it and make sure
that it hurts Vice PresidentHarris by doing things.
They're doing all kinds ofstuff like that behind the
scenes.
Not a big newsmaker that story,but it has big implications on
possibly how he's going to winthat swing state because of what
he did.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Here's the thing that would worry me about this whole
thing what you worried, what Meworry, what Me worry?
Oh, it's the popular vote.
I mean, she's got that, noquestion about it.
But the electoral college, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
That's why those swing states are important.
They can't be screwed with likewhat Robert Kennedy's doing.
What's the big deal?
I'll be taking off the ballot.
Keep yourself on there.
The ballots have been printed,they've been made.
Don't affect who can be able tovote and who's not.
It's going to affect theminority vote by him doing that,
because they rely a lot onmail-in and stuff.
I don't know.
I think the big thing is thatTrump's people are young white
(28:00):
guys who are basically stupid.
That category of people he'seither going to show out to vote
no, because they're stupid.
They're going to go what?
I'll go to rallies, I'llsupport them.
All this stuff.
Go vote.
What, what, what, what, what'sthat Not going?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
to happen.
I can't afford to go toelectoral college.
I haven't paid my last studentlong.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Harris did a great thing when she told people to go
to a Trump rally.
Okay, you'd be bored.
You hear the same old rhetoric.
You see people leaving all of asudden.
I said, man, she pushed theright button.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
After that he lost it after that man.
It was pretty good in that bitwhere she I can't remember
exactly what she said, but shestopped herself from saying
something really rude about him.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Remember that was at the end there About killing, the
thing thing about abortingbabies in the 8th and 9th month
and all that crap.
I'm going oh, the baby murders,yeah, oh, he's lost.
So when this stuff happens, I'mgoing there's got to be some
fun, fun shit online.
Well, there is okay.
Here's one guy writes and hegoes Harris is killing a baby in
(29:07):
its 78th year, and that 78 yearold baby she's talking about is
Trump, who's 78?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
years old.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Here's one, mr President, here's a question.
I'll act like a moderator.
Mr President, would you eat adog if it was killing a baby?
You have two minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
That's great.
I like that.
I like that.
It's a good set.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I like that, I like that it's a good set.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I like this one, not worried that immigrants will eat
my dog, but RFK Jr, on theother hand.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm worried and concerned and confused about
what condiments I should use ona cat.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Always mustard, Mustard and onions.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I was well, okay, I was thinking ketchup.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I mean, everyone had to say so.
It was so damn entertaining andfull of so many Trumpisms.
And they tell him MrEx-President, stay on point,
Talk about policies, You'll havea good shot at it.
And he just couldn't do it.
So everyone's chiming inbecause there's so much stupid
crap about aborting babies atthe end of a full term, eating
(30:15):
cats and people's pets.
And then, of course, Elon Muskhad to jump in.
Ok, After she endorsed him, hegoes.
So he writes on X, which heowns, of course fine, Taylor,
you win.
I will give you a child andguard your cats with my life.
That's kind of a freakingpervert.
(30:38):
He's fathered somewhere between10 and 12 kids.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You know that right, Apparently something like that.
Yeah, he calls it spreading hisgenius seed.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Well, he's saying, because this generation is not
having kids, not populating, sohe's going to make sure he goes.
Well, I'll do his part.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Well, I did my part.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He thinks he has genius genes, so he spreads it
around.
So he's offering, after Taylormade her endorsement of being a
childless cat lady, he goesTaylor, you win.
I'll give you a child and guardyour cats with my life.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Cre Taylor you win, I'll give you a child and guard
your cats with my life.
Creepy, creepy he is creepyanyway.
Creepy Neon Creepy that was hismother.
If you've ever seen aninterview with her, she's like
him, but just even worse.
She's totally Because he comesfrom some aristocracy and
they're pretty well nuts anyway,inbreeding, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Definitely inbreeding sure.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, and he's well.
You chip off the old block, soto speak, but his mother's,
she's out there too.
I don't know what his dad'slike, or if he's even alive.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Someone else had a great line.
They went.
Okay, because he's upset andtrying to downplay Taylor Swift
endorsed Harris.
Someone said I know why he'supset.
We have Taylor Swift, he hasChachi Scott Baio, who played
Chachi, is a big Trump supporter, taylor Swift on this end and
(32:10):
they have Chachi and Kid Rockand Hulk Hogan.
I mean, look at the differenceand it's like you know.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Who's the guy who sings?
Thank God, I'm an American, ohthat stupid Lee Greenwood song
Lee Greenwood.
Yeah, last time I saw him wasin a canteen.
Okay, it was a do in Vegas, allright, and he was standing on a
table in a canteen miming tothat song.
(32:37):
It was the saddest thing I'veever seen, he's standing on the
table.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I had forgotten how long that song had been around.
You know, when Reagan wasrunning for president he played
that song and Lee Greenwich gavethe okay, and since then he
didn't really want to playanything else.
So but it was.
It was played a couple ofdemocratic conventions as well
too.
I think he liked Clinton music,uh.
But you know it's been aroundsince Reagan was president.
I went you kidding me, I didn't.
(33:02):
I knew it was old, but man damnold.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
So well, so it's Lee Greenwood, he's, he's getting on
.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I mean, oh yeah, and for him to sing it at the.
The Republicans didn't backTrump.
I'm just going, I'll see howLee's got it.
Also, all these Republicans arenow saying they're going to
vote for Vice President Harrisinstead of Trump.
Tons of Republicans, ex-vicePresident Cheney nope voting for
him.
He's like one of the moststaunch Republicans ever.
(33:27):
He said nope voting for Harris.
Of course.
His daughter, liz Cheney votingfor Harris.
Other Republicans in the Houseand Senate not doing the Trump
thing anymore voting for Harris.
Meghan McCain, of course.
Daughter of Senator John McCain.
I just thought was a great guy,shane.
I thought he died too young,but he'd been through a lot.
He was like a prisoner of warfor almost a decade.
(33:48):
And Trump goes.
I like people who don't getcaught, but anyway.
So Meghan McCain goes.
She thought his performance wasawful and the biggest thing,
the earring thing.
It's a pathetic, sad and stupidconspiracy and Trump blew it.
I'm voting for Vice PresidentHarrison Both.
(34:10):
And I think if he was, alive, hewould do the same thing, you
know, so he'd probably do thesame.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Like you said, a whitewash, a landslide, but
they're just not letting on, youknow.
I guess to scare everybody webetter go out and vote, because
you know it's going to be reallytight.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, you know, you kind of knew things were bad.
When you go to look at Fox News, I said let me see what they're
doing, because I got to see,because it was so bad, I see how
they're going to spin this to.
He did good because it shouldbe called the Trump news
channels on the Fox News Network.
Even on Fox News the host went.
You know what he called itdevastating, you know, and
that's the network.
He realized they couldn't doanything to save it, it just
(34:50):
devastated.
He sucked.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He was awful, devastated he was himself.
That's all there is to it.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
They didn't want him to be himself, but he just can't
help it.
So she pushed the right buttons.
He lost it.
He was yelling the rest of thenight, his finger pointing and
all this stuff, she, she.
Then he started doing Bidenagain and she had to actually go
.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
You're not running against Joe Biden, you're
running against me.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, I'm not Joe Biden.
And she goes.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I'm definitely not Donald Trump.
Vice President Harris.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Thank you, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Swifties, stand back and stand by.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yes, Stand by and stand down.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Kristen Costello stand by and stand back.
You're coming soon.
Stand back and stand down.
Kristen Costello, Stand by andstand back.
You're coming soon.
Stand back and stand by.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
We can make it stand by and boogie down.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That would be more Baby Boomerish.
Or more disco.
That would be more disco.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Boomerish, isn't it?
I mean, I remember the discoday.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
When it first came out it was a little bit too much
.
I like the movie Staying Aliveyeah, that was good Classic.
The music from the movie greatstuff.
Grease was good.
Not a big fan, but StayingAlive I liked a lot.
That was good and great music.
So it all fit the kind of theme.
But going out and stuff, everytime you walk into a bar or club
it's like.
It's like, it's like enough.
(36:15):
We used to go see live bands.
All the time we were in radioWe'd sponsor what kind of
contest Battle of the Bands,which is great.
You hear local bands and stuffcompeting.
It's great.
Good local talent coming up.
Sometimes there'll be somereally good stuff.
When disco came over, livebands clubs are going.
(36:37):
Hey, why pay a band?
We can save money.
Dumb DJ up there.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, a couple of flashing lights and plenty of
drugs DJs now make $2, $8, $10million a year Disco days $100 a
night during disco days.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You know Jesus.
Up and down the strip in Vegasyou got Marshmello, all these
other guys DJs.
They make millions.
I'm going what the hell arethey doing?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, do you know what?
I heard?
An interesting thing One of theguys on the satellite radio, a
guy who does the 80s, 80s and90s, anyway, he's one of the old
MTV VJs you're talking aboutright.
No, this guy's from KROQ.
Okay, english guy, strangelyenough Got a very odd accent.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
First Wave Channel.
You mean First Wave Channel?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, anyway, he was saying and it wasn't on that, it
was somewhere else he was beinginterviewed.
He was saying that if you looknow, there are less bands in the
top 10 or even the top 30.
There are no bands.
There are no bands.
There are no bands.
There are only theseindividuals, you know, with a
backing band, so to speak.
(37:50):
You know no backing band, so tospeak.
You know no, no rolling stones,no talking digital background
stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
There's no bands.
They go on tour.
They don't even try to hide thefact.
At least taylor swift has aband.
She's got a baby, she does okaywell for for the tour.
She has a band, you know but,and she should and she does, but
you know you're not really wellknown, it's not like she's a
member of a band.
That's the band behind herplaying music.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
There are no bands like, say, the Clash in their
early days, you know, I mean, orat least if they are, they're
certainly not here.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Well, I noticed going in right now.
I always check residenciesgoing in Vegas, you know, since
it's my home half the timethere's only one band having a
residency right now in Vegas.
Can I guess Aerosmith, noMaroon?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
5.
Oh really, now see, in my mindthey're a relatively new band,
but of course they're not really.
They're not really.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
They're like 15 years , you know.
So they're actually a band.
Adam Levine had to go.
He had to go because there was,like you and me, complaining
there's no bands anymore.
He goes.
Well, wait a minute, I'm in aband, which is true.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, but there's hardly any, you know, back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Gwen Stefani actually did an appearance this past
summer I forget what the bigmusic event was and she was
headlining Lollapalooza for acouple of days and she got back
together with her band.
It used to be no Doubt.
You never heard Gwen and therewas always no Doubt you know,
for years.
Right, yeah, yeah, theyreunited and it was great.
People go go on tour, go ontour, so maybe they will?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't know.
That'd be interesting, butthey're all getting up in their
50s now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
But they were a band.
They used to be just no Doubtand Gwen Stefani was the lead
singer of no Doubt.
They were introduced as noDoubt.
Now it's just all Gwen Stefani,and for Maroon 5, it's mostly
Adam Levine, but he goes.
I don't do stuff.
Everything I release is withthe band Maroon 5.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Exactly, but the point is that and we belabored
this a few times is that bandsare not being promoted like they
were.
They must be out there.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Give me a name of a band man and folks open your
mind to talking about thisbecause the debate's been
beating to death.
So we all know what happened.
We heard all the jokes, we gotsome stuff in, but let's talk
about this.
This is good.
It's more important.
I mean, there are no new bands.
Bands are on tour, they're onresidency, but the Straves have
been around for quite a while.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I was looking, you know thinking about well, where
are the talking heads?
You know, the new version ofthe talking heads, shall we say?
I mean think, when that cameout Not existing.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Huh, Like, look at the hit.
They are passing off the torchof the Olympics in Paris, taking
the torch to the next SummerOlympic Games in LA.
Okay, so who did they feature?
They featured two artistssinging on well, three actually.
Oh, that was bizarre, I know.
And the band was freakingred-hot chili pepper and there's
Flea up there.
Flea's got like three teethleft.
(40:58):
Here's the shirt off again.
I'm going a little bit too old,dude, Get some clothes on.
And they've been around for abit.
The singer had a hairstyle thathad him like freaking Hitler.
He looked like Hitler.
And then they go from that andthen they go to Billie Eilish.
Okay, so Today Artist, you know, herder Brother, and they had a
little bit of a backup band,but it's basically Billie Eilish
.
Then there were two everyone'sfavorite, snoop and Dr Dre,
(41:23):
which is, you know, they'retrying to do a variety, I guess,
but all the bands just showingthere was no new band.
It had to be Red Hot Chili Pe,hot chili peppers.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's just it, just I, like I said, maybe they're just
afraid to.
I I guess well, everything'schanged, Everything's digital,
and and you know like we'redoing here, doing, doing we get
the top 10 songs in the countryright now.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Okay, we're, we're, we're.
We come from 40 Blood.
You've got Sabrina Carpenter,who's been ruling the charts all
year.
No man.
Chappelle Rome, who peoplethink is just the second coming
of this shit.
It's just her.
She's just an individual artist.
Sabuzi, the bar song.
Sabuzi, I think.
(42:10):
Sabuzi, I'm sorry, I'm drinking.
That's some Saboosie.
What else is on top up there?
There's no band.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Well, there's nothing that's homegrown.
Everything is rathermanufactured, and I think even
Snoop Dogg's starting to getthat way.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Well, Snoop's a middle-aged guy.
Now you know he's going to liveoff his old songs and his image
.
He's an Olympic announcer.
He was freaking funny doingthat.
I thought that was a good moveOn the voice I'm going.
Why is he doing that?
It's like watching RyanSeacrest host a Wheel of Fortune
(42:49):
.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I guess we'll get used to it, that'll be his job
until he's as old as Pat Sajak78 years old or something, if he
wants it.
But as a kid because I talkedto Ryan once he's from the same
neighborhood I'm in in Atlantahe was interning at Star 94 in
Atlanta and I was doing a coupleof shows from there, just
broadcasting back when myAtlanta Braves were hot.
(43:13):
I met him as an intern andstuff and his goal he wanted to
be.
He wanted to take over fromCasey Kasem, he wanted to be a
game show host, he wanted to beall those vanilla announcing
jobs, right, he didn't want toever be controversial, he didn't
want to be a personality andstuff.
He just wanted to be a Mr.
And so he just wanted to be aMr Announcer guy.
And he fulfilled his goal, madea lot of money and then at the
(43:34):
Wheel of Fortune thing there wasa head scratcher.
So I'd love to ask him about it.
Why do you want to do that?
Let's call him we should.
I didn't think it was on hisresume and stuff.
I mean his family still livesdown there close to where mine
is and I don't know.
I mean it's just I watched.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean I found myself watching the Wheel of Fortune,
which is kind of bizarre, but Idid.
And then I you know, so I'mused to Pat Sajak.
I mean, hell, he'd been doingfor 40 years.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah yeah, and there's Van Ness up there
punching numbers.
I mean punching letters.
Yeah yeah, I don't think sheaged all that well either, so
it's time for them both to go.
She's hanging around to givehim a transition.
Plus, she demanded to hangaround for that transition to
make the same amount of moneythey've been paying Pat Sajak.
(44:20):
She never really had a raise in40 years.
This season they're finallypaying her $6 million a year,
which is what they paid Sajak.
They film all those shows inthree months a year.
It's like a big commitment ontime.
You're doing a year's worth ofshow in three months and you're
done with it until nine monthslater.
I guess that part's good andthe money's good.
I guess All the stuff youaccomplished you took over from
(44:41):
Casey Kasem.
That's a big freaking deal.
Casey was just shit.
Casey Kasem very good guy foryou.
Don't put me after a god damndog dedication.
Okay, an upbeat song.
He just had that.
I mean that was the mostlistened to show.
If you had a radio station inthe market, I mean if you didn't
have the Casey Kasem show, thenyour station was crap that's
(45:04):
right, came in on an album everyweek every week man, that thing
was late.
Where's Casey show?
And it was a big deal.
I mean, he made a lot, he madehim an millionaire.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
He was good.
He was just.
Here's the thing, though.
I think that Ryan Seacrest Idon't see him.
I don't know, maybe he will fitin.
I mean, I seem like he wasdoing a good job, he's been
rehearsing and everything, butmaybe as a baby boomer he's not
(45:35):
a baby boomer.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
So you know he's a little bit below us, but I mean.
But he ticked off all the boxes.
He wanted to take over fromCasey Kasem.
Right, wanted to take over fromDick Clark.
You know Also, Mr Vanillaannouncer, never any controversy
, I'm just introducing stuff.
And Dick Clark said next time Ilike corny shit.
So the secrets had to come up,one secrets out, and then Dick
Clark would do the salute thing.
(45:57):
So he'd come up with a littleweird ending like that.
So he clicked off Casey Kasem,clicked off Dick Clark.
I didn't know if Game Show wason his list, but I guess there
it is.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
So we'll look for him .
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Of course I mean this is rather like was it a guy
called Al Hamm?
The music of your life.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Oh right, okay, yep, yep, remember him, yeah Barely.
Oh God, that was awful.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
It was, it was bad.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
You'll be working on the AM side.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
It's just.
You know his goal is just tofill in for you know some
long-running icons, I know gameshows.
I feel he's filling in for DickClark and Casey Kasem.
You think that'd be enough?
You've got American Idol, whichis going to run for whatever
they say when.
Not enough, I guess.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Well, this would have to be his.
I mean, he could stay there foranother 40 years, which would
make him he will.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
When he's done with the other stuff he can do, I
think, american Top 40 as longas he wants.
Casey Kasem was how old when hehad to stop the show?
70s, right, late 70s, yeah, Imean introducing 20-year-old
acts that he knew nothing about,you know, didn't care less
about, didn't like them, youknow, but he had to talk about
the greatest thing in the world,but that was his job you know,
he's just reading.
(47:11):
He'd read the info theresearchers gave him and he'd
just read them using that voice.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Well, we'll see what Seacrest gets up to next.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
What's left.
You got time to do what I mean.
He did the talk show, you know.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Kelly and Ryan.
For a while I had to quit that.
Kelly and Ryan.
Kelly, right, kelly and Ryan.
For a while I had to quit that.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Kelly and Ryan yeah, kelly, and whoever, kelly and
her husband now, which is awful,awful, awful.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh it is.
Oh, he's horrible.
Yeah, I quit watching.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I quit watching, being the boomer.
I quit watching when Regis left.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Oh my God, yeah, well , he basically died on set,
didn't he Pretty much yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Once he retired, dead within a year.
Yeah, some of these guys don'tknow what to do.
You know You've got to watchthat.
You know Seacrest would be one.
You can think of what it took,what he has 15 jobs that he has,
hey, hey, hey, what do I do?
What do I do?
I know Clunk.
I would call him an influentialguy.
He's just like, he's justvanilla.
(48:15):
He's just there, you know so.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
He's very Midwestern, very, very vanilla.
He's from Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
He's not Midwestern, he's from Atlanta, which is
where I'm from.
Like I said, he's from myneighborhood, southern.
I think a guy who isinfluential that we just don't
understand and have a clue overis Joe Rogan, who, after the
pandemic moved to Austin, hebought a big place there on Lake
Austin.
They say he's transformed theway Austin is because of him.
He's opened a comedy club there.
(48:41):
He appears at what is in townonce a week.
I've watched his standupspecial on Netflix.
It disappeared in a hurry.
I thought this is not funny,but he was.
I mean, he did that podcastingthing brand new.
I mean way, way, way back whenyou know, right In 2009 or so or
even before, that it just went.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
what the hell was podcasting Bored into Austin
before the prices went up?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
That factor used to hold fear factor when he had
hair before the steroids kickedin and then being the early
announcer guy associated withUFC, that's what put him over
the top, because people knew him.
From that, they started talkingabout his podcast and people go
oh well, start talking aboutthat.
It's like the show to be on.
So many people listen.
(49:24):
His YouTube channel hasmillions of listeners.
His podcast millions To pose tous we have tens and tens of
millions we're in the tens.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
We'll have to look.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
We'll have to look at um I don't know what our
numbers, check our numbers.
I'm not sure what our numbersare, so, being baby boomers who
can't use calculators to addthem up, we have to do it by
pencil and paper.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, pencil and paper.
Holy shit, what's that?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Remember in high school.
Remember one of the classes inhigh school Typing class.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Oh, just think of all that time You're like
clickety-clack down.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Your classroom is like 20 typewriters in there.
Learn the type.
Horrible, not good.
That's transformed to akeyboard when a computer
happened, but now it's allcomputer classes.
Learn to type on the computer.
Learn to text fast on yourphone.
Do you text with a forefingeror a thumb Finger?
Then you're slow as hell.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I am, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I need to text like this hey, meet me at the corner.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's it.
Well, mine's also got thisthing that you can just talk
into it.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, that's a good way to go if you're really a
slow texter.
I do one thumb kind of fast andthey got both going on a small
little phone and they're doingthis.
I'm going how do you not havethe keys run together?
I hit spell check at the end.
It's spell check.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, well, the spell check.
That's the problem when you dothe dictation, because it
doesn't always get it right andsometimes it's disastrous.
Yeah, it's like oh, I can'tthink of a good example.
Things like you know, you saysomething and it comes, comes
writes back.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Hey bitch, I didn't say that, right, I guess Correct
.
So every time I want to put,like you know, no shit, it
always changes, but no shot.
Don't put no shot.
I want to say no shit, shit,shit, shit shit, shit there.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki.
Oh my God, I'd say we've runthe shit out of this today.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, real quick guys .
Debate was fun.
Swifties, swifties stand backand stand by, Stand back and
stand by Swifties.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, oh, stand up and boogie down.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
I have three dogs.
I keep them in the house mostlysince the debate.
I want to make sure they're noteaten by immigrants.
That's how stupid things are.
It's funny stuff.
It was really a good funny week.
It wasn't intended to be funnyon their end, but it turned out
to be really funny for us.
We appreciate that.
We love that.
Trump also said today he madeit official.
He sees no need for a seconddebate.
(52:02):
That's it Done.
That's why we hope we enjoy it.
It's not going to be too bad,but I'd like to hear what he
comes up with.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
The next one, we'll not have the chance.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
They're going to have the vice president's debate
next.
If he brings up the childlesscat lady, that could be fun.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
It could be you know who will do it Against the coach
.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
On behalf of our canceled radio guys here and our
baby boomer audience andeverybody else and Costello's
striped hard dickie, it's goodnight from me and good night
from him.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Oh, the secret.
All right, hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This is Costello.
How you doing, mr Costello.
Oh, I'm doing fabulously.
Thank you very much.
Looks like you're wearing yourdickie today, my dickie.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You remember what a dickie is?
Oh yeah, we were growing up.
We are baby boomers.
You should know this stuff.
Though, Remember that you woreunder a shirt.
It was just like a square thing.
It was like a tape to it.
I could call it a dickie.
Oh, that's a dickie.
Oh, okay, and what you'rewearing?
That's a dickie.
That's a dickie.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Big dickie.
Who's a big dickie, then?
Who's a big dickie?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I knew he was going to come down to size.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I had to come down to putuses.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Everything does Everything.
Would someone be offended if wewalked?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
in with your dickie, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She knows you don't remember.
I can't believe you don't know.
That was a big fashion thingfor about a year.
Every guy's wearing a dickie.
You get these dipshits in myclass who wear like a white
shirt and a black dick.
You see the square, square,square in the back and then the
short one back there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It was a fashion statement I can see your bra
straps.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got to tell you I'm pretty excited here.
Something happened to me thisweek.
I know you can give two shshifts but I'm going to tell you
no, I don't care.
Fake interest and excitement,okay, about a month ago.
About a month ago, the PGAFedEx Championship Tour
(01:41):
determined this year's champion.
I don't know why.
They had a tournament in CastlePines, colorado.
It was the BMW Championship.
50 of the best golfers in theworld were here right down the
street playing Beautiful course,great tournament.
Wednesday I got to go play thatcourse in Castle Pines, okay.
So it's 51 of the world'sgreatest golfers, then Nope 50
(02:02):
and one wannabe, okay, but thatday, wednesday, once again, fake
excitement here didn't meanshit to you, but yours truly
went out and played that coursefirst time ever and shot a 79.
Thank you very much, I'll takethat, thank you.
Oh, you're just too.
Stop it.
You're embarrassing me.
(02:22):
Stop it.
I shouldn't, I shouldn't, ohwell're embarrassing me.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I shouldn't, I shouldn't.
Oh well, that deserves half acup of coffee here you go.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I was hoping for she didn't such a great score.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'd get a dickie oh you don't have one of your own.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Not like that, not with straps.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
But this is all the rage, my friend.
I tell you I'm startingsomething.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You want to get a female hot?
Just say I have a striped picky.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
A striped Richard when he gets excited.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I know you're probably going.
Okay, he's had a 79 in golf.
What does that mean to me?
Absolutely nothing to you.
But that's You're right.
But is that me?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Absolutely nothing to you, but that's You're right.
But is that good?
That's my question.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That round of golf is better than some of the pros
shot on certain days.
Okay, Wow, that's pretty good.
Some of the pros are in the low80s mid 80s.
They're having a bad day, butme to break 80 on a course like
that and shoot in the upper 70s.
That's a big, stinking deal,gotcha.
I'm not going to play golfanymore because I'll never be
able to replicate that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, pickleball then .
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
know what I was looking at, flipping around the
TV channels, and there is apickleball channel, there's a
Spanish pickleball channel,there's a French.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I mean it might be fun to play, sure, actually,
espn has shown some pickleballchampionships, which is about
the most boring damn thing you'dever want to watch.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, and there's nobody watching it and there's
no crowd and there's nobodygoing.
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean, if you go watch a tennis to the US Open
just finished, best tennis play,that's fun.
I mean, if you go watch atennis to the US Open just
finished, yes, best tennis play,that's fun to watch, exciting,
it's just one-on-one.
I mean, you know, I used toplay tennis a lot.
It's a great sport.
It's a lot of fun.
Pickleball, I've been thinkingabout you know picking it up.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, you're out, put you around doing a little
thought about golf, but golf isactually quite watchable.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It can be, especially if you get the good golfers and
it's a really pretty setting.
A good course.
It can be pretty good.
Yeah, just the daily stuff,like we're doing the John Deere
opening in Buckwheat Ohio thisweek.
Those aren't fun to watch.
You skip them.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No, no, and you can see all the immigrants in the
background chasing the squirrelsand the cats and the dogs for
lunch.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That sounds like a typical day in Columbia, South
Carolina.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It probably is.
You know, I haven't seen manysquirrels.
I was thinking about thisyesterday.
I don't know where all thesquirrels have gone.
I could sit here and look outthe window and there'd be
squirrels running around.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You're going to say the immigrants have eaten the
squirrels in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Is that where you're going with this?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I think it might have been the next door neighbors I
was going to say, after whatyou've been telling me about
your neighbors for a couple ofyears, I would say I'd bet money
on your neighbors in aheartbeat.
Yes, it was them.
What do you think those outsidefires are for?
We got squirrel on a stickSquirrel on a stick.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Squirrel for dinner.
Squirrel for dinner.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah Well, I don't know what it's like where you
are today, Guy.
I know you like to do weatherand traffic, but I have to say
that here in Colorado today wehave like 8% humidity.
It's a beautiful sunny day anda cloud in the sky 82 degrees.
Smoke is due to come in fromthe California fires, maybe a
little bit over the weekend.
But man, this is, this is West.
(05:51):
Rather right here.
Even in Vegas, where I'll begoing next week, it's going to
drop into the mid 80s and upper50s at night.
Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Finally, finally, do you know?
I mean, I don't think I've beenout this summer at all.
I haven't been fishing, Ihaven't ridden my motorcycle,
hardly at all.
That's not like you.
I mean, you love to go fishing.
Why aren't you going fishing?
I found like two places to go.
I think I've caught three fish.
I don't know, I just don't, Ijust didn't feel like it.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I do.
Now I can tell you haven't beenup by the shits and urine
stains on the sheets behind you.
You have this great motorcycle.
You haven't taken that out.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
No, now the tags are run out.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, take a chance, go ahead.
Oh, I will, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, I have so little respect for this county
or this state that you know.
Hey, I'll steal a dollar fromthem, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'll ride my bike.
I got two cars with expiredtags with the.
You know so.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh hell, my Mercedes.
Before this one I was about ayear's worth of tags, that's
brilliant, at the risk ofimplicating myself might as well
.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
okay, I had this.
My convertible is the.
The tag's been expired since2019.
Okay, that's a long.
It's been a while five years.
The reason is because it's the.
The hardtop went back in theconvertible and it hit the wind
and it cracked and broke, so Ihad to drive it slow down to the
dealership like that because Icouldn't do anything with it.
(07:25):
So I'm like five miles an hour.
It took me like three hours toget there.
Then covid hit and they had toget the parts in it from from
germany.
Right, there were no partscoming in from germany, so it's
set there in their in their shoplot for two years, okay, so
when they finally could get theparts to come in after COVID
started lashing up in early 2020, early 2023, they said we could
(07:48):
finally get some parts comingin Great.
So it took a few months to getthe parts because you know,
things were coming in on theships, they weren't getting in
the trucks.
Remember all this stuff?
It seems like a long time ago,but it was only just a couple of
years ago.
So they finally got the partsin in 2023.
Okay, they in 2023.
I could do the work.
It was ready in late 2023.
I didn't renew my tags and stuffduring that whole period of
time.
I don't know what the heck it'sgoing to cost.
(08:09):
I'm afraid to drive it aroundbecause, having a 19 sticker on
it, it just says pull me over,pull me over.
I was at the airport and I'mlooking up.
I didn't see any cameras orstuff, so I took the 25 sticker
off.
Uh, somebody else's cards.
Oh, that's well, that'll keepme from getting pulled over.
(08:34):
But if I do get pulled over, ohboy, I don't have a
registration.
I punched this up on thecomputer.
I'm going, I I'm gonna be introuble, but it's just just for
short little spurts down theroad to the store and stuff.
And when I get back from thisVegas trip, the first thing on
my list I have to go to DMV andfind out what it's going to cost
me to get this car up to date.
So I dread it but I have to doit.
(08:55):
So even that a jail.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
so what the heck I've already done that Pre-port and
lodging.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, yeah, it wasn't all that fun.
I won't do that again.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No, no, it's not highly rated, Not the thing to
do.
Yeah, the fellas were no fun.
I thought perhaps maybe itwould catch on.
You know when you're goingthrough that, but apparently not
.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Well, prison is a growth industry in the United
States and it is growing byleaps and bounds.
They're overcrowded, it justcan't get people in fast enough.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's like my dickie here.
This will catch on Going tojail.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, it took between the last time you wore that
dickie and today.
It took about 35 years for thedickie to become a fashion
statement again.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's probably time for it to come around.
That does tend to happen.
I've noticed that you can'tneed a good, solid Dickie.
A good Dickie, I mean Dickie,yes, sorry, solid.
A working Dickie, workableDickie, yes, ladies and
gentlemen, you are listening tothe original canceled Dick, so
(09:58):
sorry, cancel.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Let's have a theme.
We do have a theme.
We're baby boomers and todaywe're being babies.
Today.
Welcome to tick tock.
I could be a new app.
I think we're tick tock, ticktock hey, it's a brilliant idea.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
That was so funny.
I'm sorry, I'm just tryingtrying to help the editors out
because I go.
Ooh, they laughed at that.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, it helps to let people know we are producers,
are from France and they're inFrance.
You made a good point becauseyou know, sometimes we've done
some stuff that's prettyoutrageous, pretty funny or just
just humor, you know, and theyalways put things up on snippets
of our show on Instagram,facebook, tiktok, every outlet
(10:47):
there is, and they always putthe point for maybe about two
minutes of the show.
We're absolutely dead seriousand that's the snippets they put
out there and to them they'regoing.
Man, you guys are so funny, I'mgoing.
Why don't you put freakingfunny bits out there?
But you made the good point,castelli, because French are not
known for having a good senseof humor.
Seriously, they're not.
(11:07):
You would know more than me.
They're your neighbors.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It goes on a sliding scale from German to French, to
probably Belgium, I suppose.
As far as lack of humor, Ithink Germans are well known for
no sense of humor, germans arehappier people now, I would
think.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But French have always been kind of like shnoddy
, stuffy, da-da-da.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, they were until the revolution, when they cut
everybody's head off.
Aristocracy, which I think isan idea that perhaps, maybe
Harris might want to use in hercampaign.
Bring back the guillotine.
You've got too much money.
We're going to cut your headoff and take your money.
It's more of a Trump thing.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
In France is a Dickey , a fashion statement in France
Le Dickey, le Dickey.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Le Dickey, le Dickey.
I've seen all those guys withit.
I mean, this is a French thing,these T-shirts, it is a French
dickhead, that's true.
They do wear little T-shirtswith a cigarette, with a cravat,
cravat.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
When I was there, like the south of France is very
nice, but in Paris some peoplewere nice to me, some were not.
There were some dickheads Okay,dickheads.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
So to our French producers.
Okay, now wait a minute.
Is that le dickhead or ladickhead?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I would say la dickhead Okay.
And if I was talking to someonejust direct to the face, I'd go
the dickhead.
Well, it's male or female, isn'tit, le yeah, so I would just
say this message to our Frenchproducers okay, in charge of our
social media, put snippets outthere that have some sense of
(12:49):
humor.
Okay, we'll help you pick themout.
Okay, we'll help you along bygoing ha ha, ha, ha ha, I can
see now, let's see this going.
What are we doing with thisDickie thing?
What is it?
Well, there's Dickie.
That'll be the first thing theygo.
What the what is it?
Well, it's Dickie.
That'd be the first thingthey'd go.
What the hell's a damn Dickie,shit Dickie.
I mean.
(13:10):
I wish you have to admit,though, this has been quite a
week.
This has been a great week formaterial.
Let me show the debate.
Did you watch the whole thingright?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Actually, you know what?
I was editing the long form ofa last show for a lot of that,
and I could hear him go and I gooh, I've got to watch this.
And, yes, I saw the editedhighlights too, and they were
hilarious.
I mean, it was exactly what Ithought it would be.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The funniest part because everyone's, I guess, in
agreement, except for Trump isthat Harris won the debate
because she got under his skinand got him off topic fast and
so he was defending himself.
He was yelling the whole thing.
He never looked at her, nevercalled her by her name, and just
yelling the whole time, butbecause of that, the reason that
she won.
The conspiracy theorists arecoming out already, so the first
(13:58):
one that came out hilarious islike ABC gave Vice President
Harris the questions in advance.
That's why she did so well.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh, okay, it doesn't make so much difference to her.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
No, no, like we didn't know the questions they
asked were coming anyway.
We knew they were coming, okay.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Immigration economy you know that's something I want
to raise.
You know, you talk about racism, you talk about fascism and
there's the orange shit-gibbongoing.
We're going to round them upand we're going to deport them.
Like fucking hell man.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
We've got 40 million people If he's elected president
, he's going to deport 10 to 11million immigrants who are
rapists, crooks, drug addicts.
All 11 million are sucky.
Of course, as you know,america's built on immigrants
and immigration Anyway so that'sa whole nother topic.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Go down the street, just grab anybody.
Okay, that's it, you're goinghome.
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
He's going to fire all federal workers in the
country who aren't loyal to himand he's going to pardon
everyone who was a part of theJanuary 6th riots.
He put those guys back outthere again and by pardoning
them, what are you telling them?
That it's okay what they did?
And of course they'll go do itagain, knowing that they'll be
pardoned by their great extremesupreme leader.
(15:18):
But I love that part.
It's like okay.
So the excuse number is thatABC gave Vice President the
questions in advance.
She knew what was coming.
That's why she was moreprepared than Trump.
Of course she did prepare andhe did not.
Second theory, which is a greatclose up shot of the earrings
Vice President Harris is wearingthey were saying those in
(15:40):
reality are earbuds and they'refeeding her the answers and
stuff and what to say during thedebate.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
So, as you all know, ai Trump is very different from
the real Trump, because AI Trumptells the truth.
And here's the truth about lastnight's debate.
It was an absolute disaster forme.
She destroyed me, she dominatedme and made me her simpering
little bitch boy.
She handed me my ass on asilver platter.
She essentially ripped off myhead and shit down my neck.
(16:09):
She forced me over her knee andspanked my fat ass until it was
red and made me call her mommyand then whip my ass some more
and dress me up in a bra andpanties and showed me off to her
buddies.
The woman virtually cut off myballs and stuffed them in my
mouth.
She put a dog collar on me andmade me crawl around on all
fours and ordered me to bark,and she made me smell the glove.
(16:30):
She led me around by a leashand put huge rubber things up my
butt and put a video of it onthe internet.
It was a fucking bloodbath.
It was a holocaust ofhumiliation and domination and
total defeat.
But other than that, I think Idid okay.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Pathetic.
I mean, they're eating our dogs, they're eating our cats.
I can remember those kind ofthings going on when I lived in
Oklahoma City.
There were some Vietnamesepeople who lived down just down
a road and they go you know,your cat might get eaten by
these people and I say, oh, getover it.
You stupid fucking peopleReally Excuse the expression.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I can only say I mean I laughed.
I just burst out with a biglaugh out loud.
It was the funniest thing.
I went, springfield, ohio.
They're eating the people'spets and dogs.
I just burst out laughing outloud.
They were showing collegegroups of people gathering to
watch the debate, to learn aboutpolitics and get their opinions
, but every place you showedacross the country when he did
that was all burst out laughing.
(17:28):
He was going, he.
What Vice president Harris went.
All she had to say was likethat's extreme.
I mean, it's like it's just so,and I liked the fact that they
fact check him on it right away.
They're going, uh, uh, they'regoing, president Trump.
We just talked to the citymanager in Springfield.
There's no such reportedinstance of anyone eating
animals, pets or dogs.
(17:48):
No such thing.
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Where the hell did you get that from?
There was a clip on TikTok ofthis woman being arrested.
No, that's TikTok.
Tiktok to you.
Yeah, one of those, our newchannel, tiktok.
Why don't you have TikTok then?
Because I have TikTok.
You were complaining about thatlast week.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's right there on my post.
It says download TikTok.
That's my weekend plan, myassignment this weekend.
I'm going to download TikTokand become a TikToker.
I know when we formulate ournew TikTok, we know what will
play out then.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Would be a good idea, although I've got Dick Dick
Dick talk too, and I can'tfigure the damn thing out how I
find, like you know, we've putstuff up that I I only come by
these things by pure accident.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Let me ask you is it kind of like Instagram?
Do you have to follow a certaincategory or person to be able
to get what they're doing?
Is that it Um a certaincategory or person to be able to
get what they're?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
doing.
Is that it?
I'm not sure that's the thingabout it.
It comes on with all this,remarkably stupid shit.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
People get stuff from us because they've chosen to
follow us.
Okay, Right.
If you don't, how are you goingto get our stuff?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I asked the French guy that.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
They're throwing out there general stuff to build up
more followers for us.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
What I've been doing and what they asked our
producers asked us to do and Ithought this was their job, but
never mind is to go onto thesethings and follow these people
on those accounts and like themas well.
So I've done a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I haven't done it on TikTok, so you're liking people
who are following us and hopethat they will like us that
we're doing we're double liking.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
No, I'm following them if they like the same kind
of things that we do.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
The idea is that the computer goes oh, wait a minute.
Oh, okay, they like TikTokdicks and so do you.
Okay, put it together, okay.
So how's that working out?
Not bad, actually, instagram'sdoing not too bad Okay, and you
can find us on the originalcancelled radio.
(20:01):
Guys on Instagram, I thinkthat's what we're called.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Why were we cancelled ?
Because we were baby boomers,we were original bad boys of
radio when you could be.
It led to a couple of firings,but you do it nowadays.
You'd be canceled, we'd becanceled, for sure.
Oh yeah, we'd be fired.
We'd be canceled.
We'd be vilified, we'd be sentaway to.
Siberia.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Chris and I both have the same experience in Texas.
We both got ran out of town.
Sure did, sure did, sure did.
Yours was a little morereasonable than mine.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I can't really remember they were going to
criminally charge me unless Ipacked up and left the state I
was leaving.
Anyway, I said you know, sure,I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm gone.
Won't be coming back here nomore.
You know what I went from thereup to Colorado Springs Good
move there, that was a good move.
It was because the littlestation there was KIIQ and it
was a little new wave station.
Well, it played what MTV played, and that's why I got in
trouble there, because I used toslip other records in.
And anyway, I've been drivingup there, up I-35, isn't it?
(21:11):
No, i-25.
25, okay.
So I'm going up I-25, and Ijust bought this car.
It's already overheated once.
I've already had one punctureand I've managed to fix all that
and I'm driving up there on 25.
I'm going, that's weird, there'sall this luggage in the middle
of the road and I'm lookingaround as I'm going, that's
weird, there's all this luggagein the middle of the road and
I'm like looking around, youknow, as I'm driving, I said,
(21:33):
well, that's weird.
And then I catch up with thesepeople and what was happening
was there was a police chase,probably from like Pueblo on up,
maybe further back actually,and it went all the way.
And they went all the way up toManitou Springs, which is where
I was going, and there werelike cars on the side of the
road and this guy was justrunning people off the road.
(21:53):
Couldn't get me out.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's a dandy thing, an I-25 in Colorado anyway.
So especially coming fromPueblo, which is a big drug town
.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
No, it is now.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It always has been.
It always has been yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I wish you'd welcome to Colorado.
Yeah, drug guy transportingdrugs and people yeah, probably
both.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I look back on those days with with fondness, except
for the fact that I nearlystarved to death and nearly
froze to death.
But yeah, it is.
Even though you know somethings are really shitty, you'll
find a little bit to go.
Oh yeah, that was cool.
You know, I hear certain musicand I go yeah, k I IQ.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Are we?
Are we so far in our showstaying with our, with our theme
, Cause people want us to haveour baby boomer theme?
Are we?
Are we following that, thoseguidelines?
Are we doing good?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I think, well, that was baby boomer theme there,
that was a baby boomer theme.
We're in dating is boomer thing, which, being a Dickie,
Dickie's a baby boomer, we canmake them a baby boomer thing.
In fact, if you go tochrisandcostellocom, get that
plug in there, man, get thatplug in there, we'll start
sending you Dickies just for$9.99.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
We should do Chris and Costello Dickies, why not?
Well, all right, we'll do it,we'll have them on sale.
I mean a striped hard Dickie,the Kristen Costello Dickie.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, it'll look like somebody just got an old
T-shirt and cut it up.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I'll take two so quick question here.
So do you think that ABC,provided Vice President Harris
with the questions in advance,must have?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
done.
She knew all the answers.
Okay, right, do you think she'swearing earbuds?
Is she wearing earbuds?
Well, I didn't like thoseearrings.
I personally would have foundsomething else, but I think so
you don't think they're earbuds?
Okay, I think the aliens werealso whispering into her other
ear.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
They're just coming in with some weird stuff like
this because you know he didn'tdo so well Right after the
debate.
Right after the debate, then,of course, our Taylor Swift and
all of her Swifties.
She released her thing onInstagram saying I'm supporting
Vice President Harris, andhere's why Picture of her with a
cat, and she signed a TaylorSwift childless cat woman, you
(24:08):
know, cat lady, which is great.
Good slap of JD there, jd.
So she got more attention,believe it or not, than we did
when we endorsed her.
We got the attention first.
She took it away from us withher endorsement.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Excuse me, I've got a fly in the studio Driving me.
Nuts Got him.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Now you're going to sniff bug spray, he's going to
come by and watch the show Raid.
That's just another stain onyour sheet back there.
Now you've got the USA.
Now you've got dead bug streaksback there.
Oh, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I've got a few.
Well, you might be interested.
No, I did my laundry yesterday,if that interests you that much
.
I actually did.
I thought the sheet looked kindof, you know, fresh.
This is the backdrop, thoughthis is gray-blue, it's not the,
although I could use it as ablanket if things got cold,
(25:02):
which they may do.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So do you think the Taylor Swift endorsement is?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
going to.
I think that's brilliant, butwe knew that was going to happen
anyway.
Swing a lot of voters overyoung voters over.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, sure, sure itwill.
Here's my conspiracy theory.
Thank you, you have aconspiracy.
Okay, what is your conspiracytheory?
My conspiracy theory is thisthat all the press ABC, bbc, nbc
(25:26):
, and all them, cnn they've alldecided to say it's a really
tight race.
They do, yep, it's not.
You don't think it is.
No, I don't think it is.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't think it is.
I'm going, after all the stuffhe's been through, especially in
that really crappy performanceat the debate, and you look at
that and you go.
You want four more years ofthat crap again, knowing he's
going to protect himself.
Get all charges against himdropped.
Let those January 6th riotersout try to deport a bunch of
people and all the other stuffhe's planning on doing.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I have a million of them.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I'm sorry, I'm just getting ahead of thinking about
it.
Remember, the new slogan isthis you remember this?
Okay, remember the debate I hadfour years ago?
And they're questioning aboutthe racist stuff and the proud
(26:20):
boys.
Proud boys, uh, stand by andstand down.
That's right.
It is swifties.
Stand by and stand down.
Also called upon, the 50s aregoing to go.
We're attacking the votingbooth, you know?
let me tell you how robert candyjr's kind of kind of screwed
things up a little bit.
Okay, because he asked to betaken off the ballot in north
carolina.
Okay, people go, so it's a bigdeal.
The big deal is that they'vealready printed ballots over
three million ballots and someare like mail-in ballots and now
(26:43):
they have to destroy all thoseballots and they got to reprint
them all over again, with himoff the ballot all together.
By doing so you're cutting thetime frame of people who are
going to have time to do mail-inballots and stuff.
So you're trying to control howNorth Carolina it's one of the
swing states Swing To me I thinkit is, but you know it's one of
(27:05):
the swing states they're tryingto control it and make sure
that it hurts Vice PresidentHarris by doing things.
They're doing all kinds ofstuff like that behind the
scenes.
Not a big newsmaker that story,but it has big implications on
possibly how he's going to winthat swing state because of what
he did.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Here's the thing that would worry me about this whole
thing what you worried, what Meworry, what Me worry?
Oh, it's the popular vote.
I mean, she's got that, noquestion about it.
But the electoral college, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
That's why those swing states are important.
They can't be screwed with likewhat Robert Kennedy's doing.
What's the big deal?
I'll be taking off the ballot.
Keep yourself on there.
The ballots have been printed,they've been made.
Don't affect who can be able tovote and who's not.
It's going to affect theminority vote by him doing that,
because they rely a lot onmail-in and stuff.
I don't know.
I think the big thing is thatTrump's people are young white
(28:00):
guys who are basically stupid.
That category of people he'seither going to show out to vote
no, because they're stupid.
They're going to go what?
I'll go to rallies, I'llsupport them.
All this stuff.
Go vote.
What, what, what, what, what'sthat Not going?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
to happen.
I can't afford to go toelectoral college.
I haven't paid my last studentlong.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Harris did a great thing when she told people to go
to a Trump rally.
Okay, you'd be bored.
You hear the same old rhetoric.
You see people leaving all of asudden.
I said, man, she pushed theright button.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
After that he lost it after that man.
It was pretty good in that bitwhere she I can't remember
exactly what she said, but shestopped herself from saying
something really rude about him.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Remember that was at the end there About killing, the
thing thing about abortingbabies in the 8th and 9th month
and all that crap.
I'm going oh, the baby murders,yeah, oh, he's lost.
So when this stuff happens, I'mgoing there's got to be some
fun, fun shit online.
Well, there is okay.
Here's one guy writes and hegoes Harris is killing a baby in
(29:07):
its 78th year, and that 78 yearold baby she's talking about is
Trump, who's 78?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
years old.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Here's one, mr President, here's a question.
I'll act like a moderator.
Mr President, would you eat adog if it was killing a baby?
You have two minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
That's great.
I like that.
I like that.
It's a good set.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
I like that, I like that it's a good set.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I like this one, not worried that immigrants will eat
my dog, but RFK Jr, on theother hand.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I'm worried and concerned and confused about
what condiments I should use ona cat.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Always mustard, Mustard and onions.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I was well, okay, I was thinking ketchup.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I mean, everyone had to say so.
It was so damn entertaining andfull of so many Trumpisms.
And they tell him MrEx-President, stay on point,
Talk about policies, You'll havea good shot at it.
And he just couldn't do it.
So everyone's chiming inbecause there's so much stupid
crap about aborting babies atthe end of a full term, eating
(30:15):
cats and people's pets.
And then, of course, Elon Muskhad to jump in.
Ok, After she endorsed him, hegoes.
So he writes on X, which heowns, of course fine, Taylor,
you win.
I will give you a child andguard your cats with my life.
That's kind of a freakingpervert.
(30:38):
He's fathered somewhere between10 and 12 kids.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
You know that right, Apparently something like that.
Yeah, he calls it spreading hisgenius seed.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Well, he's saying, because this generation is not
having kids, not populating, sohe's going to make sure he goes.
Well, I'll do his part.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Well, I did my part.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He thinks he has genius genes, so he spreads it
around.
So he's offering, after Taylormade her endorsement of being a
childless cat lady, he goesTaylor, you win.
I'll give you a child and guardyour cats with my life.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Cre Taylor you win, I'll give you a child and guard
your cats with my life.
Creepy, creepy he is creepyanyway.
Creepy Neon Creepy that was hismother.
If you've ever seen aninterview with her, she's like
him, but just even worse.
She's totally Because he comesfrom some aristocracy and
they're pretty well nuts anyway,inbreeding, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Definitely inbreeding sure.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, and he's well.
You chip off the old block, soto speak, but his mother's,
she's out there too.
I don't know what his dad'slike, or if he's even alive.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Someone else had a great line.
They went.
Okay, because he's upset andtrying to downplay Taylor Swift
endorsed Harris.
Someone said I know why he'supset.
We have Taylor Swift, he hasChachi Scott Baio, who played
Chachi, is a big Trump supporter, taylor Swift on this end and
(32:10):
they have Chachi and Kid Rockand Hulk Hogan.
I mean, look at the differenceand it's like you know.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Who's the guy who sings?
Thank God, I'm an American, ohthat stupid Lee Greenwood song
Lee Greenwood.
Yeah, last time I saw him wasin a canteen.
Okay, it was a do in Vegas, allright, and he was standing on a
table in a canteen miming tothat song.
(32:37):
It was the saddest thing I'veever seen, he's standing on the
table.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I had forgotten how long that song had been around.
You know, when Reagan wasrunning for president he played
that song and Lee Greenwich gavethe okay, and since then he
didn't really want to playanything else.
So but it was.
It was played a couple ofdemocratic conventions as well
too.
I think he liked Clinton music,uh.
But you know it's been aroundsince Reagan was president.
I went you kidding me, I didn't.
(33:02):
I knew it was old, but man damnold.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
So well, so it's Lee Greenwood, he's, he's getting on
.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I mean, oh yeah, and for him to sing it at the.
The Republicans didn't backTrump.
I'm just going, I'll see howLee's got it.
Also, all these Republicans arenow saying they're going to
vote for Vice President Harrisinstead of Trump.
Tons of Republicans, ex-vicePresident Cheney nope voting for
him.
He's like one of the moststaunch Republicans ever.
(33:27):
He said nope voting for Harris.
Of course.
His daughter, liz Cheney votingfor Harris.
Other Republicans in the Houseand Senate not doing the Trump
thing anymore voting for Harris.
Meghan McCain, of course.
Daughter of Senator John McCain.
I just thought was a great guy,shane.
I thought he died too young,but he'd been through a lot.
He was like a prisoner of warfor almost a decade.
(33:48):
And Trump goes.
I like people who don't getcaught, but anyway.
So Meghan McCain goes.
She thought his performance wasawful and the biggest thing,
the earring thing.
It's a pathetic, sad and stupidconspiracy and Trump blew it.
I'm voting for Vice PresidentHarrison Both.
(34:10):
And I think if he was, alive, hewould do the same thing, you
know, so he'd probably do thesame.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Like you said, a whitewash, a landslide, but
they're just not letting on, youknow.
I guess to scare everybody webetter go out and vote, because
you know it's going to be reallytight.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, you know, you kind of knew things were bad.
When you go to look at Fox News, I said let me see what they're
doing, because I got to see,because it was so bad, I see how
they're going to spin this to.
He did good because it shouldbe called the Trump news
channels on the Fox News Network.
Even on Fox News the host went.
You know what he called itdevastating, you know, and
that's the network.
He realized they couldn't doanything to save it, it just
(34:50):
devastated.
He sucked.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He was awful, devastated he was himself.
That's all there is to it.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
They didn't want him to be himself, but he just can't
help it.
So she pushed the right buttons.
He lost it.
He was yelling the rest of thenight, his finger pointing and
all this stuff, she, she.
Then he started doing Bidenagain and she had to actually go
.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
You're not running against Joe Biden, you're
running against me.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, I'm not Joe Biden.
And she goes.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I'm definitely not Donald Trump.
Vice President Harris.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Thank you, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Swifties, stand back and stand by.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yes, Stand by and stand down.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Kristen Costello stand by and stand back.
You're coming soon.
Stand back and stand down.
Kristen Costello, Stand by andstand back.
You're coming soon.
Stand back and stand by.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
We can make it stand by and boogie down.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That would be more Baby Boomerish.
Or more disco.
That would be more disco.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Boomerish, isn't it?
I mean, I remember the discoday.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
When it first came out it was a little bit too much
.
I like the movie Staying Aliveyeah, that was good Classic.
The music from the movie greatstuff.
Grease was good.
Not a big fan, but StayingAlive I liked a lot.
That was good and great music.
So it all fit the kind of theme.
But going out and stuff, everytime you walk into a bar or club
it's like.
It's like, it's like enough.
(36:15):
We used to go see live bands.
All the time we were in radioWe'd sponsor what kind of
contest Battle of the Bands,which is great.
You hear local bands and stuffcompeting.
It's great.
Good local talent coming up.
Sometimes there'll be somereally good stuff.
When disco came over, livebands clubs are going.
(36:37):
Hey, why pay a band?
We can save money.
Dumb DJ up there.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, a couple of flashing lights and plenty of
drugs DJs now make $2, $8, $10million a year Disco days $100 a
night during disco days.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You know Jesus.
Up and down the strip in Vegasyou got Marshmello, all these
other guys DJs.
They make millions.
I'm going what the hell arethey doing?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, do you know what?
I heard?
An interesting thing One of theguys on the satellite radio, a
guy who does the 80s, 80s and90s, anyway, he's one of the old
MTV VJs you're talking aboutright.
No, this guy's from KROQ.
Okay, english guy, strangelyenough Got a very odd accent.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
First Wave Channel.
You mean First Wave Channel?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, anyway, he was saying and it wasn't on that, it
was somewhere else he was beinginterviewed.
He was saying that if you looknow, there are less bands in the
top 10 or even the top 30.
There are no bands.
There are no bands.
There are no bands.
There are only theseindividuals, you know, with a
backing band, so to speak.
(37:50):
You know no backing band, so tospeak.
You know no, no rolling stones,no talking digital background
stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
There's no bands.
They go on tour.
They don't even try to hide thefact.
At least taylor swift has aband.
She's got a baby, she does okaywell for for the tour.
She has a band, you know but,and she should and she does, but
you know you're not really wellknown, it's not like she's a
member of a band.
That's the band behind herplaying music.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
There are no bands like, say, the Clash in their
early days, you know, I mean, orat least if they are, they're
certainly not here.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Well, I noticed going in right now.
I always check residenciesgoing in Vegas, you know, since
it's my home half the timethere's only one band having a
residency right now in Vegas.
Can I guess Aerosmith, noMaroon?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
5.
Oh really, now see, in my mindthey're a relatively new band,
but of course they're not really.
They're not really.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
They're like 15 years , you know.
So they're actually a band.
Adam Levine had to go.
He had to go because there was,like you and me, complaining
there's no bands anymore.
He goes.
Well, wait a minute, I'm in aband, which is true.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, but there's hardly any, you know, back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Gwen Stefani actually did an appearance this past
summer I forget what the bigmusic event was and she was
headlining Lollapalooza for acouple of days and she got back
together with her band.
It used to be no Doubt.
You never heard Gwen and therewas always no Doubt you know,
for years.
Right, yeah, yeah, theyreunited and it was great.
People go go on tour, go ontour, so maybe they will?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I don't know.
That'd be interesting, butthey're all getting up in their
50s now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
But they were a band.
They used to be just no Doubtand Gwen Stefani was the lead
singer of no Doubt.
They were introduced as noDoubt.
Now it's just all Gwen Stefani,and for Maroon 5, it's mostly
Adam Levine, but he goes.
I don't do stuff.
Everything I release is withthe band Maroon 5.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Exactly, but the point is that and we belabored
this a few times is that bandsare not being promoted like they
were.
They must be out there.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Give me a name of a band man and folks open your
mind to talking about thisbecause the debate's been
beating to death.
So we all know what happened.
We heard all the jokes, we gotsome stuff in, but let's talk
about this.
This is good.
It's more important.
I mean, there are no new bands.
Bands are on tour, they're onresidency, but the Straves have
been around for quite a while.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I was looking, you know thinking about well, where
are the talking heads?
You know, the new version ofthe talking heads, shall we say?
I mean think, when that cameout Not existing.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Huh, Like, look at the hit.
They are passing off the torchof the Olympics in Paris, taking
the torch to the next SummerOlympic Games in LA.
Okay, so who did they feature?
They featured two artistssinging on well, three actually.
Oh, that was bizarre, I know.
And the band was freakingred-hot chili pepper and there's
Flea up there.
Flea's got like three teethleft.
(40:58):
Here's the shirt off again.
I'm going a little bit too old,dude, Get some clothes on.
And they've been around for abit.
The singer had a hairstyle thathad him like freaking Hitler.
He looked like Hitler.
And then they go from that andthen they go to Billie Eilish.
Okay, so Today Artist, you know, herder Brother, and they had a
little bit of a backup band,but it's basically Billie Eilish
.
Then there were two everyone'sfavorite, snoop and Dr Dre,
(41:23):
which is, you know, they'retrying to do a variety, I guess,
but all the bands just showingthere was no new band.
It had to be Red Hot Chili Pe,hot chili peppers.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's just it, just I, like I said, maybe they're just
afraid to.
I I guess well, everything'schanged, Everything's digital,
and and you know like we'redoing here, doing, doing we get
the top 10 songs in the countryright now.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Okay, we're, we're, we're.
We come from 40 Blood.
You've got Sabrina Carpenter,who's been ruling the charts all
year.
No man.
Chappelle Rome, who peoplethink is just the second coming
of this shit.
It's just her.
She's just an individual artist.
Sabuzi, the bar song.
Sabuzi, I think.
(42:10):
Sabuzi, I'm sorry, I'm drinking.
That's some Saboosie.
What else is on top up there?
There's no band.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Well, there's nothing that's homegrown.
Everything is rathermanufactured, and I think even
Snoop Dogg's starting to getthat way.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Well, Snoop's a middle-aged guy.
Now you know he's going to liveoff his old songs and his image
.
He's an Olympic announcer.
He was freaking funny doingthat.
I thought that was a good moveOn the voice I'm going.
Why is he doing that?
It's like watching RyanSeacrest host a Wheel of Fortune
(42:49):
.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I guess we'll get used to it, that'll be his job
until he's as old as Pat Sajak78 years old or something, if he
wants it.
But as a kid because I talkedto Ryan once he's from the same
neighborhood I'm in in Atlantahe was interning at Star 94 in
Atlanta and I was doing a coupleof shows from there, just
broadcasting back when myAtlanta Braves were hot.
(43:13):
I met him as an intern andstuff and his goal he wanted to
be.
He wanted to take over fromCasey Kasem, he wanted to be a
game show host, he wanted to beall those vanilla announcing
jobs, right, he didn't want toever be controversial, he didn't
want to be a personality andstuff.
He just wanted to be a Mr.
And so he just wanted to be aMr Announcer guy.
And he fulfilled his goal, madea lot of money and then at the
(43:34):
Wheel of Fortune thing there wasa head scratcher.
So I'd love to ask him about it.
Why do you want to do that?
Let's call him we should.
I didn't think it was on hisresume and stuff.
I mean his family still livesdown there close to where mine
is and I don't know.
I mean it's just I watched.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean I found myself watching the Wheel of Fortune,
which is kind of bizarre, but Idid.
And then I you know, so I'mused to Pat Sajak.
I mean, hell, he'd been doingfor 40 years.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah yeah, and there's Van Ness up there
punching numbers.
I mean punching letters.
Yeah yeah, I don't think sheaged all that well either, so
it's time for them both to go.
She's hanging around to givehim a transition.
Plus, she demanded to hangaround for that transition to
make the same amount of moneythey've been paying Pat Sajak.
(44:20):
She never really had a raise in40 years.
This season they're finallypaying her $6 million a year,
which is what they paid Sajak.
They film all those shows inthree months a year.
It's like a big commitment ontime.
You're doing a year's worth ofshow in three months and you're
done with it until nine monthslater.
I guess that part's good andthe money's good.
I guess All the stuff youaccomplished you took over from
(44:41):
Casey Kasem.
That's a big freaking deal.
Casey was just shit.
Casey Kasem very good guy foryou.
Don't put me after a god damndog dedication.
Okay, an upbeat song.
He just had that.
I mean that was the mostlistened to show.
If you had a radio station inthe market, I mean if you didn't
have the Casey Kasem show, thenyour station was crap that's
(45:04):
right, came in on an album everyweek every week man, that thing
was late.
Where's Casey show?
And it was a big deal.
I mean, he made a lot, he madehim an millionaire.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
He was good.
He was just.
Here's the thing, though.
I think that Ryan Seacrest Idon't see him.
I don't know, maybe he will fitin.
I mean, I seem like he wasdoing a good job, he's been
rehearsing and everything, butmaybe as a baby boomer he's not
(45:35):
a baby boomer.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
So you know he's a little bit below us, but I mean.
But he ticked off all the boxes.
He wanted to take over fromCasey Kasem.
Right, wanted to take over fromDick Clark.
You know Also, Mr Vanillaannouncer, never any controversy
, I'm just introducing stuff.
And Dick Clark said next time Ilike corny shit.
So the secrets had to come up,one secrets out, and then Dick
Clark would do the salute thing.
(45:57):
So he'd come up with a littleweird ending like that.
So he clicked off Casey Kasem,clicked off Dick Clark.
I didn't know if Game Show wason his list, but I guess there
it is.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
So we'll look for him .
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Of course I mean this is rather like was it a guy
called Al Hamm?
The music of your life.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Oh right, okay, yep, yep, remember him, yeah Barely.
Oh God, that was awful.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
It was, it was bad.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
You'll be working on the AM side.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
It's just.
You know his goal is just tofill in for you know some
long-running icons, I know gameshows.
I feel he's filling in for DickClark and Casey Kasem.
You think that'd be enough?
You've got American Idol, whichis going to run for whatever
they say when.
Not enough, I guess.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Well, this would have to be his.
I mean, he could stay there foranother 40 years, which would
make him he will.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
When he's done with the other stuff he can do, I
think, american Top 40 as longas he wants.
Casey Kasem was how old when hehad to stop the show?
70s, right, late 70s, yeah, Imean introducing 20-year-old
acts that he knew nothing about,you know, didn't care less
about, didn't like them, youknow, but he had to talk about
the greatest thing in the world,but that was his job you know,
he's just reading.
(47:11):
He'd read the info theresearchers gave him and he'd
just read them using that voice.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Well, we'll see what Seacrest gets up to next.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
What's left.
You got time to do what I mean.
He did the talk show, you know.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Kelly and Ryan.
For a while I had to quit that.
Kelly and Ryan.
Kelly, right, kelly and Ryan.
For a while I had to quit that.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Kelly and Ryan yeah, kelly, and whoever, kelly and
her husband now, which is awful,awful, awful.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh it is.
Oh, he's horrible.
Yeah, I quit watching.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I quit watching, being the boomer.
I quit watching when Regis left.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Oh my God, yeah, well , he basically died on set,
didn't he Pretty much yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Once he retired, dead within a year.
Yeah, some of these guys don'tknow what to do.
You know You've got to watchthat.
You know Seacrest would be one.
You can think of what it took,what he has 15 jobs that he has,
hey, hey, hey, what do I do?
What do I do?
I know Clunk.
I would call him an influentialguy.
He's just like, he's justvanilla.
(48:15):
He's just there, you know so.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
He's very Midwestern, very, very vanilla.
He's from Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
He's not Midwestern, he's from Atlanta, which is
where I'm from.
Like I said, he's from myneighborhood, southern.
I think a guy who isinfluential that we just don't
understand and have a clue overis Joe Rogan, who, after the
pandemic moved to Austin, hebought a big place there on Lake
Austin.
They say he's transformed theway Austin is because of him.
He's opened a comedy club there.
(48:41):
He appears at what is in townonce a week.
I've watched his standupspecial on Netflix.
It disappeared in a hurry.
I thought this is not funny,but he was.
I mean, he did that podcastingthing brand new.
I mean way, way, way back whenyou know, right In 2009 or so or
even before, that it just went.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
what the hell was podcasting Bored into Austin
before the prices went up?
Speaker 1 (49:04):
That factor used to hold fear factor when he had
hair before the steroids kickedin and then being the early
announcer guy associated withUFC, that's what put him over
the top, because people knew him.
From that, they started talkingabout his podcast and people go
oh well, start talking aboutthat.
It's like the show to be on.
So many people listen.
(49:24):
His YouTube channel hasmillions of listeners.
His podcast millions To pose tous we have tens and tens of
millions we're in the tens.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
We'll have to look.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
We'll have to look at um I don't know what our
numbers, check our numbers.
I'm not sure what our numbersare, so, being baby boomers who
can't use calculators to addthem up, we have to do it by
pencil and paper.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, pencil and paper.
Holy shit, what's that?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Remember in high school.
Remember one of the classes inhigh school Typing class.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Oh, just think of all that time You're like
clickety-clack down.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Your classroom is like 20 typewriters in there.
Learn the type.
Horrible, not good.
That's transformed to akeyboard when a computer
happened, but now it's allcomputer classes.
Learn to type on the computer.
Learn to text fast on yourphone.
Do you text with a forefingeror a thumb Finger?
Then you're slow as hell.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I am, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I need to text like this hey, meet me at the corner.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's it.
Well, mine's also got thisthing that you can just talk
into it.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
Yeah, that's a good way to go if you're really a
slow texter.
I do one thumb kind of fast andthey got both going on a small
little phone and they're doingthis.
I'm going how do you not havethe keys run together?
I hit spell check at the end.
It's spell check.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, well, the spell check.
That's the problem when you dothe dictation, because it
doesn't always get it right andsometimes it's disastrous.
Yeah, it's like oh, I can'tthink of a good example.
Things like you know, you saysomething and it comes, comes
writes back.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
Hey bitch, I didn't say that, right, I guess Correct
.
So every time I want to put,like you know, no shit, it
always changes, but no shot.
Don't put no shot.
I want to say no shit, shit,shit, shit shit, shit there.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki.
Oh my God, I'd say we've runthe shit out of this today.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, real quick guys .
Debate was fun.
Swifties, swifties stand backand stand by, Stand back and
stand by Swifties.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, oh, stand up and boogie down.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
I have three dogs.
I keep them in the house mostlysince the debate.
I want to make sure they're noteaten by immigrants.
That's how stupid things are.
It's funny stuff.
It was really a good funny week.
It wasn't intended to be funnyon their end, but it turned out
to be really funny for us.
We appreciate that.
We love that.
Trump also said today he madeit official.
He sees no need for a seconddebate.
(52:02):
That's it Done.
That's why we hope we enjoy it.
It's not going to be too bad,but I'd like to hear what he
comes up with.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
The next one, we'll not have the chance.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
They're going to have the vice president's debate
next.
If he brings up the childlesscat lady, that could be fun.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
It could be you know who will do it Against the coach
.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
On behalf of our canceled radio guys here and our
baby boomer audience andeverybody else and Costello's
striped hard dickie, it's goodnight from me and good night
from him.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Oh, the secret.
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