What happens when a beloved fitness icon suddenly vanishes from the public eye, only to pass away quietly years later? Join us as we share heartfelt memories and personal anecdotes about Richard Simmons, diving into his mysterious withdrawal and unexpected death. We'll also touch on the overshadowed passings of Farrah Fawcett and Shannon Dowery, examining how media coverage shapes our perceptions of celebrity deaths.
From the personal to the political, we shift gears to discuss the latest upheavals in the Republican party, with Donald Trump preemptively declaring himself the nominee at a convention that seemed more like a spectacle than a serious political gathering. Controversial figures like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert take center stage as we explore their influence and the unsettling plans Trump has for federal employees. We also reflect on the involvement of the Trump family, particularly Melania's apparent reluctance, while noting the dwindling viewership of these conventions.
Finally, we take a lighter turn to discuss the upcoming Paris Olympics, where athletes will parade on boats along the Seine in a break from tradition. We'll reminisce about the Oxford-Cambridge boat race and share our excitement for new Olympic events like breakdancing and skateboarding. Wrapping up with a playful promise to steer clear of political talk in the next episode (unless something extraordinary happens), we promise a blend of humor, nostalgia, and engaging stories that will keep you both entertained and informed.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, this is Chris.
Hey, this is Costello.
How you doing, Chris?
How's things in Seattle?
Hey, you know, nice to meet you.
Well, you gotta get ready forthe Olympics in Paris, I know.
I'm glad you're in the spirithere I am Normally this time of
year in summer.
As you know, people don't donews.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm glad you're in the spirit here I am.
Normally this time of year insummer, as you know, people
don't do news shows.
I just wanted to say becauseit's usually a slow news time.
We're far from that, but youknow, here we are.
It's summertime.
Still do a show every week.
We never take the hiatus.
We're always there for you, wehave things to say.
You want to know what we've gotto say on stuff, and summertime
(00:47):
has been a freaking busyweekend.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Summertime it has, but usually see if you can fly
an egg on a baby's collarBecause it's so hot.
New stuff, man, come on.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
New stuff I just got to bring up.
I think you talked to me aboutRichard Simmons.
Come on him on my showpersonally.
Three times.
He was actually, I got to saywhen you're talking about golf
(01:26):
and stuff.
We talked about stuff.
We talked about the hairtransplant that he had years ago
.
I wondered if we could be fixed.
He shot the crab.
He's only 5'7", about 150pounds.
He picked me up and carried mearound the damn room.
I said he's a strong littlesucker.
He was a nice guy.
He was really funny.
I the damn room.
I said you put me down.
He's a strong little sucker.
He was a nice guy.
He was really funny.
(01:46):
I can see everybody liked him.
But rumor has it that hedisappeared from public view
because he had a lot of knee.
I guess all that thingexercising all those years he
had knee replacements, backissues.
He wanted people to see himthat way.
He wanted them to remember likehe used to be energetic,
hopping around doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's why we don't usually do video, but we are now
.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Pretty damn scary.
I tell you.
I've always said it, man I lookreally damn good in the dark.
You got a good face for radio.
I do, I do, but Simmons, I mean, the weird thing is he died the
day after his birthday.
On his birthday that night heobviously I think he fell in the
bathroom.
(02:32):
The maid heard and she said ithelped him up.
She said you want to go to thedoctor?
He goes.
No, refuse treatment.
If you hit your head, you havea concussion.
It may not kill 24 hours laterand then you're too late.
It's like Liam Neeson's wife whofell down skiing.
She refused to go to the doctor.
A day and a half later she'sdead from a severe concussion
(02:54):
where she hit her head skiingRight.
So they're going to release.
They haven't released yet whathis cause of death was, but he's
answering emails at night.
Thanks for all the birthday.
I never had so many nicebirthday wishes in my life.
He's doing that all night andnext morning the maid comes back
to work who's been his maid forlike 30 years and finds him
about 10am dead on the floor bythe time they get you know, dead
(03:15):
in arrival.
He's just gone.
So it's just like DOA how it'syour birthday.
You're answering emails, you'retalking to people.
I just wondered if that fallhad anything to do with it.
I don't know.
So, we'll find out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I was surprised.
I saw that.
I thought I should tell Baileyabout this.
Of course she'd find out anyway.
And that was also the same daythat the Shining oh, what was
her name?
She died that same day.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Shannon Dowery.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
She died the same day she died too.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes, the day after that, but just because of the
Trump thing, anybody who diedwas like forget it.
It's like I remember whenMichael Jackson died In 2009.
Farrah Fawcett died on the sameday.
I'm going.
Well, she's not going to getshit For mentioning it's a big
deal.
Michael Jackson he passed out,but they rushed him into the
hospital.
Farrah Fawcett had beenfighting cancer for a while so
(04:08):
it wasn't like, I guess, a bigshock.
Yeah, she wasn't doing well,but just because Michael Jackson
died the same day, there wasn'ta lot of news about Farrah
Fawcett until as time went on.
Here, poor Richard Simmons diesthe day after his birthday, the
day Trump gets shot.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Trump didn't get shot , he got grazed, if you think
about it.
I mean barely even that.
And you know, what reallyreally just made me go, just
almost throw up, was they'reshowing the great convention
there, the Republican convention, and all the people.
Oh, it's like you know, thesavior is here and they pan
around and there's a whole bunchof people They've got little
(04:52):
Kleenexes stuck to their ear.
There was one who had a flagthing stuck to his ear and you
say, well, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
One thing about Trump here is, just, like you know,
he's just one lucky motherfucker, I'm sorry, there's no other
way to put it.
You know just.
I mean, it's just all thesethings falling his way.
Also, they dropped the caseagainst the files.
Of course, that was a judge whodropped.
It was an appointed judge byhim.
He appointed her.
Oh yeah, I'm just going give mea freaking break.
But the thing was, it's like I,I, you wonder if people are
(05:28):
going to start saying whatthey're thinking, because you
know a lot of people werethinking, you know it started
coming out, started getting someemails and stuff.
So I get a picture, one ofhillary clinton walking into the
room with a surprised look onher face and the captain is what
they missed, you know, okay.
Then I got another one ofMelania, dressed in all camo,
laying down with a sniper'srifle.
(05:49):
The captain goes damn it, youknow.
So people, it's like everyone'sbeing careful.
People aren't saying it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I noticed on Facebook , on my feed, anyway nothing,
absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, it's just like okay, because you know people
who don't like him are thinkinglike dang it.
You know we had a chance.
Why is the guy's scope wasn'tbetter?
I mean, why did he miss?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I mean, you know, Well, he was kicked out of his
rifle club for being a rottenshot.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, he was.
I mean, he had five shots andall he did was graze the ear.
Not that I wanted him to beshot, I mean it's just I do.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
We're sorry, I wonder .
I'd like to see him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm trying to be PC and not say it, you know,
because you know a lot of peoplewere thinking it.
I'm just waiting.
When are they going to startsaying it?
When are comedians going tostart doing it?
You're going to hear it rightnow.
Let's go back to the millenniathing.
Damn it, miss.
Can you imagine, if he didn'tturn his head the video of that
(07:03):
what that would have looked like?
He's a pumpkin head.
Yeah, it'd be like you know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I had blood streaming down my face and one little
dribble coming down there.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You remember the Zabruder film when JFK got the
head and you saw the head blow.
Can you imagine that?
And how close the camera wasand just him standing up there
all of a sudden a and you sawthe head blow.
Can you imagine that?
And how close the camera was,In color, and just him standing
up there.
All of a sudden, that bigorange melon head just go.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Oh yeah, you know I have it onrepeat over and over and over
again.
I would watch that.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'm just going to give you a little advice there,
mr Englishman, that you know, byyou saying that would be great
and they wish you would haveshot him, you know, if this gets
someone turns the show intolike the Secret Service or
whatever, they're going tobecome a knock.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, fine, I'm allowed to have my own opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You can.
Yeah.
It's just they're just verysuper sensitive right now.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah well tough.
You know, I said many someyears ago when I first found out
I had cancer.
I told my kids, if I turn outto be terminal on this shit, I
said I'm going after Trump.
I said, dad, you wouldn't?
Oh, yeah, you would, wouldn'tyou, dad?
He goes, yes, I would, but itdidn't turn out to be terminal.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I have my stage four.
I'm still here, we're bothstill here, and we're here
because, if, because, if Trumpwould have gotten shot.
The point is, who the hell willwe make fun of?
I mean, you know so this guy,the press that he made it,
because it's such freaking greatmaterial.
I mean, what are we supposed?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
to do?
You know what?
All those Secret Service guysjust piling on him and I just
wonder which one yelled outDonald Duck?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I mean, if you look at the thing they're trying to
surround him to protect him fromwhat he's supposed to do, but
when he gets his fist up and hishead's poking up above him,
that could have been anothershot.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I mean, it's a secret service.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He's not supposed to let his head be visible.
He's got to be surrounded andcovered so nothing's visible, or
he can get shot His head's upagain.
I'm going there it is.
Is there a second guy?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
out there, donald Duck.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So here's the thing.
Okay, so he survives.
Word gets out that he'sfortunate to be here.
He's found God, he's foundJesus.
Oh Jesus.
We all know Trump ain't goingto find Jesus.
I mean he's probably scaredshitless.
I mean he's probably goinglucky.
I'm lucky to be alive.
But he's saying what could havehappened?
(09:31):
So he's probably humbled therefor a short period of time.
So the point is okay, we'rewatching.
He's watching the Republicanconvention.
Here comes Trump to speak.
And you knew it was going to bekind of hokey at the beginning
because like, okay, here comesHulk Hogan, I'm going really.
Then comes Kid Rock, I'm goingreally, these are the biggest
celebrities they can get.
Then you got the UFC guy, danaWhite, the guy who handles all
(09:56):
those fighters and hump eachother in a cage I'm just going
really.
Then he comes out and they gotthis neon lights going.
It says Trump, there's a biginterest with Lee Greenwood
saying God bless the USA.
And he comes to that reallyfunny looking hokey ear patch,
right, and that's the freakingSecret Service calling right.
(10:16):
So he comes out and he actshumble.
To begin with he tells thestory how he got shot in his
words.
Now, for the grace of God, he'sthere and I'm going.
You know this may pay offpretty good because he's trying
to be different.
And he even said I want to bepresident for all of America,
not just half of America, sincethe country's kind of split when
it comes to numbers of votes.
(10:37):
I'm going.
He's saying the right stuff.
This is bad.
And all of a sudden then helost it.
He went back to being Trumpagain, started ripping everybody
, making fun of crazy.
Nancy Pelosi had to mentionBiden.
He just couldn't help himself.
All of a sudden it's like a 15,20-minute accepting speech of
the nomination 93 minutes.
(10:57):
I couldn't even finish it.
It was so bad.
I'm just going.
He's back, he's back.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Of course, he said you know, I want to be closer to
God.
He said I want to be closer toGod.
Well, some of us tried toarrange that for you, mr Trump,
and I'm sorry that it didn'tcome across that way.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah.
He's going, he's going he'sgoing, I shouldn't be here right
now.
I'm going.
Well then, leave.
Do we face leave?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
on them.
Just get the hell out, leave.
Hang on a second.
I I think I hear blackhelicopters coming in over there
.
I might be in trouble.
Black helicopters are comingthis way.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yep, either they're coming in to take you in for
questioning or, once again,they're coming to your neighbors
, which is a common occurrence.
I haven't seen them.
I don't know if you watched any.
I mean, if people did watch,hopefully by seeing all the shit
that was going on at theRepublican convention, people
started having flashbacks tofour years ago and remembering
why they didn't re-elect the guyin the first place.
(12:00):
So hopefully you saw all thecrap you saw.
There's his family, there's theLooney Tunes, there's the grade
D celebrities who think he'sthe stuff.
You look at the crowd out there, a bunch of 75-year-olds who
are trying to go fight, fight,fight with Kid Rock.
It's just a weird scene.
Hopefully everyone will justsnap to and just remember we had
(12:24):
all this crap four years ago.
We don't want this shit again.
Why would you?
I mean, did you watch any ofthe convention besides the
speech?
Did you kind of watch bits andpieces here and there?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I really I couldn't stand to do it.
I did watch the vice presidenta little bit, listen to what he
had to say.
It's like hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Mr Hillbilly effigy yeah, freaking right on that.
You know he's like.
You know, women can't have anabortion, not even in the case
of rape or incest.
Tough shit.
Have the baby.
Baby's got rights.
Baby ain't got rights.
When does a baby have rightswhen they're born?
That's why we have what we havebirthdays.
(13:03):
We don't have conception days,okay.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We could if we counted backwards, but yeah,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
yeah, it's like conception is like where
Drive-in backseat, you know,airplane bathroom.
I mean it's just like on ourheads on our tombstones.
We don't have the day we wereconceived, we have the day we
were born and the day we wereconceived.
We have the day we were bornand the day we were died.
You know so sorry, but if youwatch any convention, you, you
(13:34):
sir, based on where you live,would have felt right, because
it looked like it reminded me ofjust a white trash driveway
front yard gathering party.
That's what it was.
Yeah, the redneck sat indriveway front yard gathering
party, and that's what it was.
Yeah, the rednecks out in thefront yard, the garage open and
put in the little cheap foldingchairs.
We're going to have a chair andbring a cooler out in the front
yard and the driveway and justhave a gathering.
(13:55):
That's what it looked like.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I can see that.
I can see it for sure.
Yeah, you see.
Excuse me asking, but what isthe point of them spending all
that money on a huge conventionto nominate someone who's
already nominated himself andtold you that he will be the
nominee?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know when the states gave their delegates and
it's like you count them up andthere's a little bit of drama
involved.
There's no drama, it's justlike a four-day Republican
gathering.
You can see how the party'schanged a lot and how scary that
it is.
And the people up there arespeakers.
I mean you got Margaret TaylorGreene up there, just a freaking
(14:36):
idiot.
Oh boy, yeah, she's a piece ofwork.
And then you got from our stateembarrassing.
So Lauren Boebert, you know upthere speaking and yelling as
well.
I think she jerked off ninedifferent guys at the convention
for us.
So yeah, that's what she likesto do you know?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, oh, I didn't know about that.
That's okay.
Do you remember the last?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
year when she had a, she was separated from her
husband.
Oh, that's right.
Had a date with this guy.
They were going to watch, youknow, Beetlejuice or whatever
you know, and she's dancing,making noise and causing
commotion.
They got cameras up there andshe's there jerking off her date
right there in the seat.
You know, it's just like.
So.
She probably jerked off aboutnine delegates from maybe at
(15:20):
least five different statesduring the convention, I'm sure.
Quality, quality maybe at leastfive different states during the
convention.
I'm sure Quality, Quality whitetrash, that's what I mean.
It was a driveway front yardwhite trash party.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I mean yeah, like I said, I mean okay, trump's
decided he's going to be itright.
So nobody else is running, orthose that tried to run before.
They're getting no change outof this at all.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You know, I picked up by watching those guys, I
picked up overconfidence.
That's what I got.
They just think it's wrapped up, it's in the bag.
You know what it may very wellhave been if he hadn't taken off
on one of those 90-minute rantslike he's doing, likeass
rallies, you know, over theplace, ripping this out.
(16:07):
Where's the unity?
Where's this?
Where's that?
All out the window.
He just went back to the.
He is what he is.
That's not going to change.
It's going to be worse.
I mean, he wants to.
I don't know if you know this,but he wants to replace all the
government employees.
(16:27):
Unless they follow and areloyal to him.
He wants to fire them all.
Yeah, and civilian federalemployees, that is, we have
38,000 here just in Colorado andjust in the country is like 3
million.
He wants to get rid of them andreplace them.
He wants to fire them all andreplace them with Trump
loyalists.
I'm just going gee, we're justlike Nazi Germany and he's a
(16:48):
dictator.
I don't think he even realizesthe stuff that he's been saying,
that he wants to do.
He's trying to downplay it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I don't think he's mentioned any of his followers.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He's trying to downplay it since he got shot.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But it's there and when he gets in it's all gonna
happen.
Well, I saw that I'm scared,man scared, today project 25 is
scary enough.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I know I mentioned that's hard.
It's probably 25 getting thosecivilian federal employees,
unless they're loyal, to trump,you're out I mean, there are a
lot of things on there that youjust go what?
No, but yes I mean you're amember of the media.
You ever said something badabout him.
You asked the wrong question.
What's he going to do?
Throw you in jail for treasonor something like Russia?
(17:30):
I mean, it's just some scary,scary stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You know he could.
He could have, you know, workcamps set up.
Yeah, he could do that.
He could, it could happen.
I mean people like Chris Baileywho said all kinds of bad
things about Trump but of courseCostello didn't, because he
liked him really, he was justjoking.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
That's right, you're trying to cover your case.
He went, I think anybody givean idea.
Okay, so his speech drew anaudience of like 18 million
people.
It used to be like you know, 40, 50 million people on these
nomination things.
Okay, 18 million in the summeris like you know.
I guess these days it's prettygood.
(18:11):
But you know what?
You know what?
They were showing a new showbecause they just cut it off.
I guess CBS went to one oftheir new shows called Tracker.
I don't know what that is.
It drew 19 million people.
What the hell is freakingTracker, I mean.
But it outdrew the idiot youknow.
(18:33):
Well, it should Anything,should?
I mean?
They put a rerun of my Motherthe Car up there.
It should draw more.
Is that back?
I don't know Tracks.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Maybe we could have like a sitcom of the Trumps.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, you know what?
That's what I'm saying.
People watch that.
Hopefully they have a flashbackof how bad it was four years
ago.
There were the kids.
There was Eric.
Hopefully they have a flashbackof how bad it was four years
ago.
There were the kids.
There was Eric.
There's Don Jr, who thinks he'sgoing to take over from daddy
and be the next president.
There.
There's this fiance who he gaveher an engagement ring he
proposed at the convention.
How romantic.
(19:11):
And then Melania shows up.
You can tell she's going.
This is the last freaking placeI want to be.
They go.
We'd love you can tell she'sgoing.
This is the last freaking placeI want to be.
You know they go.
We'd love you to speak.
She goes.
No, they go.
When you walk out, we'd likeyou to walk on the stage first
Wave to the crowd.
She goes.
No, she went straight to herseat Afterwards.
They're on the stage.
She didn't go on the stageafterwards, back off.
(19:33):
She wouldn't even let him.
She's going.
I hate this shit and I hate you.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
She doesn't want to be held up again.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Do you want this person to hate being First Lady?
Remember when she had todecorate for Christmas?
She goes I hate fuckingChristmas.
Do you want this loony, allthese people back and then him
ramming and constantly lie, lie,lie, lie.
The man doesn't even know howto tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I was watching ABC after that and they went through
all the things that he wassaying, the terrible things that
have happened in the last fouryears, and every one of them is
like gas prices, unemployment,state of the economy I guess
unemployment, everything.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
he lied about is better.
Unemployment, super low okay,Recession we have one, but
everything's gone.
Unemployment, infrastructurethere's so many good things
going on.
He's harping on.
He goes to the wall.
I'm going to deport 10 millionpeople.
(20:34):
Does he look across the halland see his wife, who showed up,
who was an immigrant?
Okay, yeah, really, he's goingto deport his wife.
Maybe that's the plan.
I get plenty out of here, soget that bitch back to Eastern.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Europe.
There you go, get the in-lawsas well, we'll write it.
They're all out of here.
Excellent, 10 million people.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Can you imagine that as this?
Uh well, I don't think it's.
I'm not gonna say it's notpossible.
I mean, you know he'll do it,he can do it.
The supreme court opened itwide up.
He can do anything he wants.
He's not a tailed libel foranything anymore.
And now a sane person like likebiden, you know, is like we'll
never abuse the power.
You get that idiot in there.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I just just we're gonna be so I don't know what
we're gonna do I suppose theworst thing is that he's had
four years experience, so now heknows what he can do.
Before it was just like can Ido that?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
now he knows oh yeah, now it's even more.
And he's got this jd vance guy.
Hey, mr he billy, you knowwho's he's.
He's grooming him to keep themaga thing rolling.
I mean, it was just like a fewyears ago JD Vance was calling,
he said he's Hitler, he's this,he's that, he's a loser.
And all of a sudden, like Ilove this guy because you've got
(21:46):
to come on board to get whatyou want.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
It just reminded me that within that 25 thing
Project 25, they're going toabolish the Boy Scouts and the
Girl Scouts, but they will havea Trump youth.
That's in there.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Somebody just freaking slapped me in.
I hate that we have to do thisstuff in politics, but it's just
so prominent right now.
But here's the big question.
Okay, forget the loser, forgetthe liar, forget the orange skin
, forget his family.
Hopefully they won't make it.
The big question is will Bidenback out, and or is he going to
stay?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I think he would stay .
I think he should back out.
That's my personal opinion.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I think he should.
If he backed out and back towhoever it was and also his
legacy would be great.
There we, great Joseph, came inand saved us from Trump four
years ago.
He's not moving right now.
Well, yeah, he's in mildsymptoms.
He did a lot of personalappearances the last year.
I think on top of that, heneeds a break.
He left his time off.
(22:52):
Last weekend he had to go backto the White House because Trump
got shot.
He had to go handle that.
They fired the Secret Servicedirector already, the woman who
was in charge.
They already fired her.
So they had to do something.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I know that people were calling for it, but they
did fire her.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Obama's not backing him.
Biden's really pissed over thatObama's.
Let it be known, though, theyhad a big fundraiser back in
June.
Obama said he was shocked athow not there Biden was.
At the end he had to kind ofescort him off the stage.
He's going.
He's shocked at how he's havingthese lapses more and more.
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You know, like I said once,given the man his last rights,
I'd vote for him over Trump anyday.
But if they get somebody, youknow if they give it to Harris,
I think, vote for him over Trumpany day.
But if they get somebody, youknow, if they give it to Harris,
I think I like her.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
She's fine, I mean you know, she can hold on.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Is he going to stay?
Let's take bets here.
So I mean, I have my time inVegas, so we got to do
bookmaking, okay?
So Biden the big words, like hemay not even make it to the
weekend before he decides tostep up.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He's pretty damn defiant, if you ask me he seems
really dug in, don't you thinkso, that he's dug in there.
I think he wants to.
He's not going to back out.
He seems pretty like going no,he doesn't want to.
But I think eventually he'sgoing to be pinned up against
the wall and say, look, you'regreat as a prime minister, as a
(24:19):
president, your cognitivethoughts, they are there, but
you suck at the rest of this andit doesn't look good for the
party and it doesn't look goodfor the country and it really
doesn't.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Visuals are a big thing and he does Because the
Democrats are worried about notonly losing the White House, but
they're worried about losingthe House and the Senate.
But in these battlegroundstates that are neck and neck,
where Trump has a slight edgeright now which is like a
mystery to me People who but thepeople who are running for
Senate and House seats Democratsare ahead In polling by 5 to 8
(24:53):
points, when Biden is behind by4 to 5 points.
So the other Democrats arewinning but he's losing.
Go figure that so Well then itwould be time to.
I'm just scared, shitless.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I am.
It's really simple.
All we do is sit him in frontof the TV and have the weakest
link on President Biden.
You are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
Don't let the door hit you inthe ass on the way out.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I mean the question is, if he fights it for a while,
then eventually he says, okay,too much pressure, I'm going to
leave, I'll pass the torch over.
Is it the longer he waits goingto make it worse, or does it
make more sense to get out nowso they have time to?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
get a new person.
You know they've got somebodylined up just to slot right in
there.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, his wife was supposed to campaign in Michigan
this weekend.
She canceled it.
People are looking at it as asign.
Maybe she just wants to be withher husband because he's sick.
But Vice President Harris hitthe point.
She got up on a plane.
Today she's back on thecampaign trail so she's out, but
Biden and his wife are not.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So conspiracy theory?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
We're just speculating here, that's what we
do.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
We speculate, we speculate, we speculate, yeah.
But I mean here's the thingAmerican elections, they always
talk about how much moneythey've got.
You know, that's how you win.
You've got more money thananyone.
Okay, you win.
Or you know they talk about youknow how many places you've
visited?
Well, it doesn't matter anymore.
You're on TV, you're on theInternet.
That should be enough, really,because I mean these personal
(26:30):
appearances other than the factyou might get shot.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Do you think he's going to do any more rallies?
You think he's going to do anymore rallies?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I don't think.
I think.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I think he lives for.
I think if he did one he'd bescared to death.
What I would do I'd have aballoon and just pop that
balloon and just watch the manshit himself.
I like that idea.
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Just pop that balloon and just watch the man shoot
himself.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, I like that idea.
That'd be great.
Just pop a balloon.
What are you doing?
My ear, my ear.
That's one thing that wasreally weird at the all the
people wearing those stupidbandage ear patches and they're
going.
Are you making fun of them?
No, it's a sign of solidarity,showing that we're with them,
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you know.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
No, I think it's just .
You're a few bricks short of aload there, pal.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, you know, it's the Democrats not to be left out
to show their solidarity toBiden.
There are people wearing pantswith shit stains on the back.
I missed him again.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Damn, hang on, let me reload.
Okay, I missed him.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Did you get the solidarity part the Democrats
are doing?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Did I what?
That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
What do you mean?
That's what I thought.
Democrats are wearing the earpads to show solidarity to Trump
.
Right Democrats not to be leftout are wearing pants with shit
stains on the back to show thatthey're a support for Biden.
It went right over you there.
No, I was shooting people,you've been shooting people.
I'm doing a damn joke, oh ohreally you were.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
What was that one?
Earlier I can oh really youwere, what was that one earlier
you fucked up my joke.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You're too busy taking aim at the guy again.
That's part of me.
I need a drink.
I'm getting stressed outthinking of him winning.
I gotta get a drink.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Likewise, should we just?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm looking this way.
So you see the Democraticconvention coming up soon.
So you see, you saw them rollout.
Celebrities like Hulk Hogan,Kid Rock and the Democrats will
be there.
All of a sudden.
You're going to see people likeObama, Clooney, George Clooney,
you know, and a bunch of otherfolks Class A celebrities.
I mean, just think about thatWhite trash Hulk Hogan, Kid Rock
grade A celebrities forDemocrats and Biden.
(29:01):
It's just like, think about it,folks, what do you want?
That's exactly what it is.
I'm just scared to death.
I don't know what to do.
Here's the thing to watch inthe coming weeks.
Okay, Will Biden stay or go?
Will Trump resume doing hisrallies that he lives for?
(29:22):
How's he going to do a normalcampaigning without rallies?
And if you look at that rallyin Pennsylvania, nothing but
white people.
There were two blacks here whowere probably paid to be there.
They do that a lot, so that'scommon knowledge of Trump stuff
and they wear all this god-awfulTrump clothing and hats and
shit.
It's a big white trash party.
You know, At a normal politicalrally you don't look like a
(29:45):
freedom.
You just came out of thetrailer.
It'll be interesting to see.
Will they do rallies?
Will Biden stay or go.
(30:18):
So there's exactly, and I meanit's been a lot of people dying
lately, you know.
So everyone's been dying exceptfor Trump.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I know it's always the wrong damn people, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, you know, clint Eastwood's like 94, something
like that.
He's up there, isn't he?
He's had a girlfriend for thelast 10 years.
He didn't marry this woman butthey've been living together and
that's been his main squeezethe last 10 years.
Well, she died yesterday, ohreally, and she's 61 years old.
So Clint's 94 and hisgirlfriend's 61.
33-year age difference.
(30:52):
He's out there still going, andthe young one doesn't make it.
I mean he will.
Is that it yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's what it is.
Feel lucky punk.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Get undressed punk but you're 94.
Shock of seeing me naked at 94Is enough to.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
What do you mean to say?
That thing still works, holyshit.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh, it's the punk, it's the pump.
He, he, he, he, he, he.
Pump that 90-plus year old dickup.
Pump it up until you can feelit.
Pump that 90 plus year old dickup.
(31:45):
You're going to get pumping up.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So you are lucky, aren't you?
Look at that, I didn't thinkthat was possible.
Honey, quick, let me jump,that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's just.
It's just been a strange summerPeople dropping like flies in
the past week, except for the,except for the one guy we were
hoping for.
It's like I remember.
I remember when it happened Iwas out in the garage doing
something.
My wife goes, they're shootingat Trump, they're shooting at
Trump.
And my first I came in.
I'll never forget what I said.
I said did they get him?
That's what.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I said, yeah, I mean, I started watching it, just as
it happened, I think, becausethere's firecrackers or
something going.
Oh wait a minute, Trump, he'sbehind the podium.
Oh, this doesn't look good, I'mgoing, he's back up.
And now it doesn't look good.
He's pumping his fist in theair.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
You know he's turning to the camera, going fuck you.
It's like the service peoplelet him raise his head up, going
, okay, whoever's out there,again we're giving you another
opportunity here, you know, sogo for it.
You know the conspiracytheories are already happening.
People are going like it was asetup.
That's why the Secret Servicedidn't stop the gunman.
You know, Of course.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
They would have found a more well somebody with a
slightly better aim.
You know if you're going to dothat, well, maybe the guy was on
the.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I mean they're thinking the guy was on the
radar.
They saw him coming, so youknow, that's why they let him
get up there.
No one stopped him.
That's why they saw him upthere on the roof of the gun.
They didn't shoot him until hemade a few shots.
Had to make it look good.
I shoot him until he made a fewshots.
Had to make it look good.
I guess they were hoping thekid would do the job.
It's just all these conspiracytheories are going.
It's all a setup.
You know, you get two theoriesthat it's a setup.
(33:31):
One the Secret Service let ithappen because they were hoping
they'd kill him, okay.
The other conspiracy theory isthat it's all a big hoax to make
him look good.
Okay.
The latter, the last one.
Well, that kid's a damn goodshot then.
So he's trying to make him lookgood.
He's aiming just for his ear.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I mean she's you know If that's what he was aiming
for.
He did a great job.
Yeah, he's a great shot, yeah,great shot.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
He was aiming for his head.
And how did they kill thesniper?
Got it right in the head.
One shot to the head.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Did you not know that One shot to his head, to the
sniper, the assassin?
I know that they caught him.
I didn't know how or where Oneshot.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
One shot right there, the same shot he was trying to
do.
That's how he got so one shotto the head.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Well, I guess he didn't have his sights worked in
properly.
That's all I can say.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's kind of weird because they released the
official call to death today andthe cause they listed is
homicide.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Okay, homicide yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
He was murdered by a secret service, so is that guy
going to get prosecuted?
I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, he was murdered by Secret Service.
So is that guy going to getprosecuted?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I doubt it Does he have immunity like Trump does.
He can do whatever he wants todo.
Secret.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Service guy.
Is this true?
Well, then again Trump couldpardon him.
He's going to pardon everybody.
It's January 16th.
He'll open the floodgates.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Let them all out.
My peoples go back to theeverybody.
It's January 16th.
He'll open the floodgates.
Let them all out.
My peoples Go back to theCapitol.
Do it again.
This time you will not beprosecuted.
I will not let it happen, but Iwill let them shoot you.
This reminds me I used to watchand see movies a lot.
They would be like in thefuture, all the bad things that
(35:19):
could happen.
That's what I feel like.
What we're coming up to.
It's like if he wins and if hedoesn't win hopefully, god, I'm
wrong, but I'm just basing thisstuff on what he says.
I'm not making this crap up.
I'm just repeating something hesaid.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You know what?
All you've got to do is watchBack to the Future, and it's all
right there.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
And it's all right there.
I got a call from he's a we'reat the Attorney General's office
in Virginia.
He listens to our show and hewanted to make sure that we
covered this.
Well, I said, no problem, we'regoing to do it.
So I didn't know who was alistener.
When you do podcasts, you don'tknow who's out there turning
you on, who's downloading.
You have no idea, that's true.
You don't know who's out thereTurn you on, he's downloading.
You have no idea, you know,that's true.
We hear from you folks, so so Ido want to apologize for it.
(36:07):
One of Mr Attorney General'soffice.
Hopefully we covered it wellfor you and you like what we had
to say about it.
Shoot, so.
So says Costello.
Shoot again, and I apologize tothe rest of our listeners that
we had to do so much on freakingpolitics.
But Jesus Christ, I mean it's alot that's happened in the last
week.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And we haven't even touched England yet.
I don't know what's going on.
I haven't heard anything fromover there, it's all about Paris
now, because the Olympics arecoming up.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Oh yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Paris, where they can't sell a hotel room
apparently.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, we knew what they were doing.
Instead of like normally, theyhave the parade of athletes come
out in like a stadium likeChina, and all of a sudden they
come out.
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
England.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Instead of having a march, they're going to be in
boats going down the river.
So each country and theirathletes will be in an open boat
, like a pontoon boat with notop, floating down the river.
You know, here comes Russia.
They'll be in a boat.
Sink it.
That's how they're going to doit.
They're not going to be in thatstinky.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
China, for example.
God, they send hundreds ofpeople.
I'm sure they'll have more thanone boat for China.
They'll be hanging on, if notsink it.
You know it's.
They have a race down theThames every year.
I'll be hanging on, if not,it's sinking.
They have a race down theThames every year.
It's called the boat racebetween Oxford and Cambridge
(37:31):
right, two big universities overthere, that's true.
One year I said to my mother,because this is something we bet
on, you know, get on thebookies.
And I said hey, why don't wejust just for shits and grins?
Why don't we just bet on themsinking, one of them sinking, so
that'll never happen.
It did happen once before whenmy mother and father, my dad,
(37:54):
was doing news back then for theBBC and they did sink Anyway.
So I thought I wouldn't be ableto ask Come on, let's put some.
Anyway, they did sink Anyway,so I thought I wouldn't be able
to ask Come on, let's put someanyway.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
we didn't, and they did.
They did sink.
It's bad because you know inVegas every scenario that there
is.
I'm sure they have a categoryabout the boat sink.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm sure they did, but I bet they didn't have one
for the whole crew getting sickand throwing up and jumping into
the river.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I wonder what they would think.
The river, it runs too long.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Is it a clean river or is it just not so good?
I wouldn't drink it unfiltered,but apparently they said they
drunk some.
Well, no, after what's beengoing on, they're putting raw
sewage in the Thames again.
So the answer to that is no.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, the river they run to Paris.
They're trying to clean it upbecause they want to do some
event where they have to swim inthe river, but they're saying
it's actually filthy, dirty thescene.
The river is supposed to begod-awful filthy.
Now they're going to pray toathletes on the murky thing
they're trying to clean up sothey can have a couple events
where they actually swim in theriver.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
They're going.
No, thank you, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Who's excited about the Olympics?
Nobody.
Everyone who starts, I'll getinto it.
It'll be something different towatch.
It's not political.
Maybe hopefully it won't be,but you know.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Well, we'll see.
I can see it now Newscast inlike the next week.
Well, the Olympics happenedlast week and that's what we
have to say about it.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Well, you know, nbc's got it.
They'll be covering everything.
They'll be wall-to-wallcoverage.
I do want to watch Simone Bilesthe gymnast, because she's
pretty awesome.
I do want to watch Some of theswimming.
We have some good athletes thatswim.
We've got some really goodathletes in track and field as
well too.
I just want to watchspecialized highlighted events.
They've got breakdancing thisyear as an Olympic event, they
(39:42):
call it something else.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Break your freaking neck.
I don't know what it is.
Breakdancing the job I had inColorado at KIIQ.
I had my own breakdancers.
This is when it first came out.
It was a couple of Spanish kidsand a bunch of black kids.
They were very good.
We put on a show.
We put on a show in Denver, soyou had only black kids in
(40:07):
Colorado dancing for you, yeah.
I've got the paper.
I got a double spread.
You know those like a paperwithin a paper on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Right, okay, I had the front page of that, I had
the centerfold on that as well.
It wasn't just about me, but itwas primarily about me and the
kids.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
That's what you did back then, because you're
actually showcasing black peoplein Colorado, which is a rare
thing, yeah, and so basicallyyeah.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I have a copy of that .
It's not terribly easy to read.
I realized later that I gavethis girl who was also involved
in it, gave her just all kindsof credits only because I wanted
to screw her.
Unfortunately, I didn't domyself any favors.
I didn't get to screw her andshe lost the credit.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Damn it, but from that also another new Olympic
category, this year too isskateboarding oh well, same
thing really, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
it's the same genre, kind of category.
This year too is skateboarding?
Oh well, same thing, really,it's the same genre.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Well, maybe they'll have hip-hop next year Rapping,
who knows?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
They used to have things like painting in the
Olympics originally.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
They didn't know about that.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, they did.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Summer or the winter Olympics.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Which one?
Oh gosh.
Well, that'll be interesting tosee what happens with the
breakdancing.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm surprised with our budget.
We're not going broadcastinglive from Paris to cover the
Olympics.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
That's because we're coming to Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, you are.
I'm just saying if ourlisteners would contribute some
money we would be more happy togo to Paris.
We do have a place to stay.
I have a couple of guys whoyou're going to be meeting next
week, my French guy buddies.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And then next to their house is in Nice.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Let's take a little short drive up.
It's beautiful down there.
You get there right, Just go upto Paris and watch so yeah,
yeah, just watch it on TV inNice, that'll be great.
I think Paris is beautiful.
I like the city as well, but Ihave to admit I like the south
of France a whole lot better.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Oh, yes, me too.
Oh, yes me too.
We used to go on campingvacations there and I just
remember the smell of the pinetrees.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, it's gorgeous.
The wine country down there,it's just gorgeous.
Yes, it's gorgeous when you getto the water gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
It's just great, Fabulous part of the world.
Oh well, it's a shame we won'tmake that.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Let's just make ourselves depressed because
we're not going.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
You are still going.
The free trip to hawaii, don'tget me started, okay, okay, okay
.
Well, you know you can donateanytime you want, because it
does cost quite a bit of moneyto do what we do when it's
coming out of our pockets, hasdone since day one and um.
So you can, of course, go tochris and costellocom and on
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and give us what you can.
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(43:11):
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Well, now, lots of people knowus and like us and stuff.
So that's good, there we go.
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Speaker 1 (43:30):
Send money.
We'll broadcast for money.
We'll do anything for money.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
We'll let this guy go , okay.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, you're going to Hawaii.
Yeah, you go into.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Hawaii.
We'll buy him some.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I'm taking many of it , cause you're going to go to
Hawaii before you go.
Yeah, right after labor daywe're taking a little mini
vacation going to SarasotaFlorida.
Oh check it out Once again, aspotentially, you know, this will
be an exciting factor, If we'regoing to move there or not.
You're going to move there.
Let the white see what it'slike when it's still summertime
(44:11):
and summertime temperatures andhumidity.
Does she think she can dealwith that?
Because last time I took her,it was last December I got
tested.
I get to go in the summer, thenthat's what I decide.
I don't.
I think we're probably going,don't you know?
I'm thinking we're probablygoing to be going.
So anyway, I like it there.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, sounds like a good plan.
Find a radio station.
I mean, I live in the mountains.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I love the mountains, but I miss the beach.
I'll move to the beach.
You know what?
I miss the freaking mountains,I mean you can do more with a
beach.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I mean you can either sit on the beach or you can go
in the water, or you can get ona boat and you can go fishing
either in the water or in a boat.
Lots of things you can do witha beach.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I do miss having a boat.
I'll bet.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Miss having a boat.
Well, you'll just have to buy aradio station out there and get
one on trade.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
I can play golf year-round down there.
You radio station out there andget one on trade.
I can play golf year-round downthere, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
So yeah, your game could use a bit of sharpening.
Yeah, I noticed.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Watch it Buster.
When we played, we went out toplay.
You've never played before.
The first time I played inabout a year, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
so, Actually, not having played, in a year it was
Having had those shots in myback.
I could do it now without anyproblem, because that's what I
was doing All right?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Well, since you mentioned that, so next time I
see you, we're going golfingagain.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
All right, yep.
As soon as the shots areholding up, you're having the
same thing, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I am in a week and a half.
I'm having shots in my back andaround my foot to do nerve
blocks, so just to disilluminatesome nagging ongoing pain.
So Excellent.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, that's same thing I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Except just me having a shot.
My back is is pain, so I'mgoing pain, pain to eliminate
pain.
Okay Well, just take one painfor another, right that's
exactly it.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Well, no, you get your pain.
Actually interesting my backstopped hurting, but then my
hips started hurting.
Oh Christ, oh, I think it's notOkay.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
So In this way.
We're not Biden, so we're doingokay.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
You know what?
And there's no royal scandalthis year.
What is up with the people?
You know they.
Always it's boring man.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
It's boring.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Not good.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
We'll have to find our news Not much exciting news
coming out of England, so sorryabout that there is nothing.
I promise our listeners thatnext week we're not going to do
any freaking politics, unlesssomething happens.
And what could happen?
Either Biden leaves or hedoesn't.
So if he doesn't leave, wewon't talk about it.
If Trump does a rally, it'll belike shoot, duck whatever.
(46:43):
Pop the balloon.
That'd be fun.
I just don't think he's goingto do one yet.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Donald Duck Yep.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Otherwise we promise we can't see you guys next week.
No politics, that means we'llhave to go back to actually.
He can't see me, but I'mpromising.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
He's got his fingers crossed behind his back.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Can't see me.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
All righty.
Well, I guess that feels likethat about wraps it up it does,
and who's squealing?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
this week?
Oh, I don't know.
The guy with the ear patch onis squealing this week.
Baby, you betcha that buzzingby his head.
He hit the deck.
He was squealing like a littlepig, Squealing like a little
bitch Squealing like a littlebitch.
You got it making him squealinglike a little bitch, Squealing
like a little pig.
Where's the shot?
Can't have those.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Where's his game, bro ?
He's on the ground at the SuperSugar Station.
That's it.
It's one gunshot and it's allover.
Hi, this is Chris.
Hey, this is Costello.
How you doing, Chris?
How's things in Seattle?
Hey, you know, nice to meet you.
Well, you gotta get ready forthe Olympics in Paris, I know.
I'm glad you're in the spirithere I am Normally this time of
year in summer.
As you know, people don't donews.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm glad you're in the spirit here I am.
Normally this time of year insummer, as you know, people
don't do news shows.
I just wanted to say becauseit's usually a slow news time.
We're far from that, but youknow, here we are.
It's summertime.
Still do a show every week.
We never take the hiatus.
We're always there for you, wehave things to say.
You want to know what we've gotto say on stuff, and summertime
(00:47):
has been a freaking busyweekend.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Summertime it has, but usually see if you can fly
an egg on a baby's collarBecause it's so hot.
New stuff, man, come on.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
New stuff I just got to bring up.
I think you talked to me aboutRichard Simmons.
Come on him on my showpersonally.
Three times.
He was actually, I got to saywhen you're talking about golf
(01:26):
and stuff.
We talked about stuff.
We talked about the hairtransplant that he had years ago
.
I wondered if we could be fixed.
He shot the crab.
He's only 5'7", about 150pounds.
He picked me up and carried mearound the damn room.
I said he's a strong littlesucker.
He was a nice guy.
He was really funny.
I the damn room.
I said you put me down.
He's a strong little sucker.
He was a nice guy.
He was really funny.
(01:46):
I can see everybody liked him.
But rumor has it that hedisappeared from public view
because he had a lot of knee.
I guess all that thingexercising all those years he
had knee replacements, backissues.
He wanted people to see himthat way.
He wanted them to remember likehe used to be energetic,
hopping around doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's why we don't usually do video, but we are now
.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Pretty damn scary.
I tell you.
I've always said it, man I lookreally damn good in the dark.
You got a good face for radio.
I do, I do, but Simmons, I mean, the weird thing is he died the
day after his birthday.
On his birthday that night heobviously I think he fell in the
bathroom.
(02:32):
The maid heard and she said ithelped him up.
She said you want to go to thedoctor?
He goes.
No, refuse treatment.
If you hit your head, you havea concussion.
It may not kill 24 hours laterand then you're too late.
It's like Liam Neeson's wife whofell down skiing.
She refused to go to the doctor.
A day and a half later she'sdead from a severe concussion
(02:54):
where she hit her head skiingRight.
So they're going to release.
They haven't released yet whathis cause of death was, but he's
answering emails at night.
Thanks for all the birthday.
I never had so many nicebirthday wishes in my life.
He's doing that all night andnext morning the maid comes back
to work who's been his maid forlike 30 years and finds him
about 10am dead on the floor bythe time they get you know, dead
(03:15):
in arrival.
He's just gone.
So it's just like DOA how it'syour birthday.
You're answering emails, you'retalking to people.
I just wondered if that fallhad anything to do with it.
I don't know.
So, we'll find out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I was surprised.
I saw that.
I thought I should tell Baileyabout this.
Of course she'd find out anyway.
And that was also the same daythat the Shining oh, what was
her name?
She died that same day.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Shannon Dowery.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
She died the same day she died too.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes, the day after that, but just because of the
Trump thing, anybody who diedwas like forget it.
It's like I remember whenMichael Jackson died In 2009.
Farrah Fawcett died on the sameday.
I'm going.
Well, she's not going to getshit For mentioning it's a big
deal.
Michael Jackson he passed out,but they rushed him into the
hospital.
Farrah Fawcett had beenfighting cancer for a while so
(04:08):
it wasn't like, I guess, a bigshock.
Yeah, she wasn't doing well,but just because Michael Jackson
died the same day, there wasn'ta lot of news about Farrah
Fawcett until as time went on.
Here, poor Richard Simmons diesthe day after his birthday, the
day Trump gets shot.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Trump didn't get shot , he got grazed, if you think
about it.
I mean barely even that.
And you know, what reallyreally just made me go, just
almost throw up, was they'reshowing the great convention
there, the Republican convention, and all the people.
Oh, it's like you know, thesavior is here and they pan
around and there's a whole bunchof people They've got little
(04:52):
Kleenexes stuck to their ear.
There was one who had a flagthing stuck to his ear and you
say, well, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
One thing about Trump here is, just, like you know,
he's just one lucky motherfucker, I'm sorry, there's no other
way to put it.
You know just.
I mean, it's just all thesethings falling his way.
Also, they dropped the caseagainst the files.
Of course, that was a judge whodropped.
It was an appointed judge byhim.
He appointed her.
Oh yeah, I'm just going give mea freaking break.
But the thing was, it's like I,I, you wonder if people are
(05:28):
going to start saying whatthey're thinking, because you
know a lot of people werethinking, you know it started
coming out, started getting someemails and stuff.
So I get a picture, one ofhillary clinton walking into the
room with a surprised look onher face and the captain is what
they missed, you know, okay.
Then I got another one ofMelania, dressed in all camo,
laying down with a sniper'srifle.
(05:49):
The captain goes damn it, youknow.
So people, it's like everyone'sbeing careful.
People aren't saying it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I noticed on Facebook , on my feed, anyway nothing,
absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, it's just like okay, because you know people
who don't like him are thinkinglike dang it.
You know we had a chance.
Why is the guy's scope wasn'tbetter?
I mean, why did he miss?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I mean, you know, Well, he was kicked out of his
rifle club for being a rottenshot.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, he was.
I mean, he had five shots andall he did was graze the ear.
Not that I wanted him to beshot, I mean it's just I do.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
We're sorry, I wonder .
I'd like to see him.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm trying to be PC and not say it, you know,
because you know a lot of peoplewere thinking it.
I'm just waiting.
When are they going to startsaying it?
When are comedians going tostart doing it?
You're going to hear it rightnow.
Let's go back to the millenniathing.
Damn it, miss.
Can you imagine, if he didn'tturn his head the video of that
(07:03):
what that would have looked like?
He's a pumpkin head.
Yeah, it'd be like you know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I had blood streaming down my face and one little
dribble coming down there.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You remember the Zabruder film when JFK got the
head and you saw the head blow.
Can you imagine that?
And how close the camera wasand just him standing up there
all of a sudden a and you sawthe head blow.
Can you imagine that?
And how close the camera was,In color, and just him standing
up there.
All of a sudden, that bigorange melon head just go.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Oh yeah, you know I have it onrepeat over and over and over
again.
I would watch that.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'm just going to give you a little advice there,
mr Englishman, that you know, byyou saying that would be great
and they wish you would haveshot him, you know, if this gets
someone turns the show intolike the Secret Service or
whatever, they're going tobecome a knock.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, fine, I'm allowed to have my own opinion.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You can.
Yeah.
It's just they're just verysuper sensitive right now.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah well tough.
You know, I said many someyears ago when I first found out
I had cancer.
I told my kids, if I turn outto be terminal on this shit, I
said I'm going after Trump.
I said, dad, you wouldn't?
Oh, yeah, you would, wouldn'tyou, dad?
He goes, yes, I would, but itdidn't turn out to be terminal.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I have my stage four.
I'm still here, we're bothstill here, and we're here
because, if, because, if Trumpwould have gotten shot.
The point is, who the hell willwe make fun of?
I mean, you know so this guy,the press that he made it,
because it's such freaking greatmaterial.
I mean, what are we supposed?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
to do?
You know what?
All those Secret Service guysjust piling on him and I just
wonder which one yelled outDonald Duck?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I mean, if you look at the thing they're trying to
surround him to protect him fromwhat he's supposed to do, but
when he gets his fist up and hishead's poking up above him,
that could have been anothershot.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I mean, it's a secret service.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He's not supposed to let his head be visible.
He's got to be surrounded andcovered so nothing's visible, or
he can get shot His head's upagain.
I'm going there it is.
Is there a second guy?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
out there, donald Duck.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So here's the thing.
Okay, so he survives.
Word gets out that he'sfortunate to be here.
He's found God, he's foundJesus.
Oh Jesus.
We all know Trump ain't goingto find Jesus.
I mean he's probably scaredshitless.
I mean he's probably goinglucky.
I'm lucky to be alive.
But he's saying what could havehappened?
(09:31):
So he's probably humbled therefor a short period of time.
So the point is okay, we'rewatching.
He's watching the Republicanconvention.
Here comes Trump to speak.
And you knew it was going to bekind of hokey at the beginning
because like, okay, here comesHulk Hogan, I'm going really.
Then comes Kid Rock, I'm goingreally, these are the biggest
celebrities they can get.
Then you got the UFC guy, danaWhite, the guy who handles all
(09:56):
those fighters and hump eachother in a cage I'm just going
really.
Then he comes out and they gotthis neon lights going.
It says Trump, there's a biginterest with Lee Greenwood
saying God bless the USA.
And he comes to that reallyfunny looking hokey ear patch,
right, and that's the freakingSecret Service calling right.
(10:16):
So he comes out and he actshumble.
To begin with he tells thestory how he got shot in his
words.
Now, for the grace of God, he'sthere and I'm going.
You know this may pay offpretty good because he's trying
to be different.
And he even said I want to bepresident for all of America,
not just half of America, sincethe country's kind of split when
it comes to numbers of votes.
(10:37):
I'm going.
He's saying the right stuff.
This is bad.
And all of a sudden then helost it.
He went back to being Trumpagain, started ripping everybody
, making fun of crazy.
Nancy Pelosi had to mentionBiden.
He just couldn't help himself.
All of a sudden it's like a 15,20-minute accepting speech of
the nomination 93 minutes.
(10:57):
I couldn't even finish it.
It was so bad.
I'm just going.
He's back, he's back.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Of course, he said you know, I want to be closer to
God.
He said I want to be closer toGod.
Well, some of us tried toarrange that for you, mr Trump,
and I'm sorry that it didn'tcome across that way.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah.
He's going, he's going he'sgoing, I shouldn't be here right
now.
I'm going.
Well then, leave.
Do we face leave?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
on them.
Just get the hell out, leave.
Hang on a second.
I I think I hear blackhelicopters coming in over there
.
I might be in trouble.
Black helicopters are comingthis way.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yep, either they're coming in to take you in for
questioning or, once again,they're coming to your neighbors
, which is a common occurrence.
I haven't seen them.
I don't know if you watched any.
I mean, if people did watch,hopefully by seeing all the shit
that was going on at theRepublican convention, people
started having flashbacks tofour years ago and remembering
why they didn't re-elect the guyin the first place.
(12:00):
So hopefully you saw all thecrap you saw.
There's his family, there's theLooney Tunes, there's the grade
D celebrities who think he'sthe stuff.
You look at the crowd out there, a bunch of 75-year-olds who
are trying to go fight, fight,fight with Kid Rock.
It's just a weird scene.
Hopefully everyone will justsnap to and just remember we had
(12:24):
all this crap four years ago.
We don't want this shit again.
Why would you?
I mean, did you watch any ofthe convention besides the
speech?
Did you kind of watch bits andpieces here and there?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I really I couldn't stand to do it.
I did watch the vice presidenta little bit, listen to what he
had to say.
It's like hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Mr Hillbilly effigy yeah, freaking right on that.
You know he's like.
You know, women can't have anabortion, not even in the case
of rape or incest.
Tough shit.
Have the baby.
Baby's got rights.
Baby ain't got rights.
When does a baby have rightswhen they're born?
That's why we have what we havebirthdays.
(13:03):
We don't have conception days,okay.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We could if we counted backwards, but yeah,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
yeah, it's like conception is like where
Drive-in backseat, you know,airplane bathroom.
I mean it's just like on ourheads on our tombstones.
We don't have the day we wereconceived, we have the day we
were born and the day we wereconceived.
We have the day we were bornand the day we were died.
You know so sorry, but if youwatch any convention, you, you
(13:34):
sir, based on where you live,would have felt right, because
it looked like it reminded me ofjust a white trash driveway
front yard gathering party.
That's what it was.
Yeah, the redneck sat indriveway front yard gathering
party, and that's what it was.
Yeah, the rednecks out in thefront yard, the garage open and
put in the little cheap foldingchairs.
We're going to have a chair andbring a cooler out in the front
yard and the driveway and justhave a gathering.
(13:55):
That's what it looked like.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I can see that.
I can see it for sure.
Yeah, you see.
Excuse me asking, but what isthe point of them spending all
that money on a huge conventionto nominate someone who's
already nominated himself andtold you that he will be the
nominee?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know when the states gave their delegates and
it's like you count them up andthere's a little bit of drama
involved.
There's no drama, it's justlike a four-day Republican
gathering.
You can see how the party'schanged a lot and how scary that
it is.
And the people up there arespeakers.
I mean you got Margaret TaylorGreene up there, just a freaking
(14:36):
idiot.
Oh boy, yeah, she's a piece ofwork.
And then you got from our stateembarrassing.
So Lauren Boebert, you know upthere speaking and yelling as
well.
I think she jerked off ninedifferent guys at the convention
for us.
So yeah, that's what she likesto do you know?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, oh, I didn't know about that.
That's okay.
Do you remember the last?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
year when she had a, she was separated from her
husband.
Oh, that's right.
Had a date with this guy.
They were going to watch, youknow, Beetlejuice or whatever
you know, and she's dancing,making noise and causing
commotion.
They got cameras up there andshe's there jerking off her date
right there in the seat.
You know, it's just like.
So.
She probably jerked off aboutnine delegates from maybe at
(15:20):
least five different statesduring the convention, I'm sure.
Quality, quality maybe at leastfive different states during the
convention.
I'm sure Quality, Quality whitetrash, that's what I mean.
It was a driveway front yardwhite trash party.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I mean yeah, like I said, I mean okay, trump's
decided he's going to be itright.
So nobody else is running, orthose that tried to run before.
They're getting no change outof this at all.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You know, I picked up by watching those guys, I
picked up overconfidence.
That's what I got.
They just think it's wrapped up, it's in the bag.
You know what it may very wellhave been if he hadn't taken off
on one of those 90-minute rantslike he's doing, likeass
rallies, you know, over theplace, ripping this out.
(16:07):
Where's the unity?
Where's this?
Where's that?
All out the window.
He just went back to the.
He is what he is.
That's not going to change.
It's going to be worse.
I mean, he wants to.
I don't know if you know this,but he wants to replace all the
government employees.
(16:27):
Unless they follow and areloyal to him.
He wants to fire them all.
Yeah, and civilian federalemployees, that is, we have
38,000 here just in Colorado andjust in the country is like 3
million.
He wants to get rid of them andreplace them.
He wants to fire them all andreplace them with Trump
loyalists.
I'm just going gee, we're justlike Nazi Germany and he's a
(16:48):
dictator.
I don't think he even realizesthe stuff that he's been saying,
that he wants to do.
He's trying to downplay it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I don't think he's mentioned any of his followers.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He's trying to downplay it since he got shot.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But it's there and when he gets in it's all gonna
happen.
Well, I saw that I'm scared,man scared, today project 25 is
scary enough.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I know I mentioned that's hard.
It's probably 25 getting thosecivilian federal employees,
unless they're loyal, to trump,you're out I mean, there are a
lot of things on there that youjust go what?
No, but yes I mean you're amember of the media.
You ever said something badabout him.
You asked the wrong question.
What's he going to do?
Throw you in jail for treasonor something like Russia?
(17:30):
I mean, it's just some scary,scary stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
You know he could.
He could have, you know, workcamps set up.
Yeah, he could do that.
He could, it could happen.
I mean people like Chris Baileywho said all kinds of bad
things about Trump but of courseCostello didn't, because he
liked him really, he was justjoking.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
That's right, you're trying to cover your case.
He went, I think anybody givean idea.
Okay, so his speech drew anaudience of like 18 million
people.
It used to be like you know, 40, 50 million people on these
nomination things.
Okay, 18 million in the summeris like you know.
I guess these days it's prettygood.
(18:11):
But you know what?
You know what?
They were showing a new showbecause they just cut it off.
I guess CBS went to one oftheir new shows called Tracker.
I don't know what that is.
It drew 19 million people.
What the hell is freakingTracker, I mean.
But it outdrew the idiot youknow.
(18:33):
Well, it should Anything,should?
I mean?
They put a rerun of my Motherthe Car up there.
It should draw more.
Is that back?
I don't know Tracks.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Maybe we could have like a sitcom of the Trumps.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, you know what?
That's what I'm saying.
People watch that.
Hopefully they have a flashbackof how bad it was four years
ago.
There were the kids.
There was Eric.
Hopefully they have a flashbackof how bad it was four years
ago.
There were the kids.
There was Eric.
There's Don Jr, who thinks he'sgoing to take over from daddy
and be the next president.
There.
There's this fiance who he gaveher an engagement ring he
proposed at the convention.
How romantic.
(19:11):
And then Melania shows up.
You can tell she's going.
This is the last freaking placeI want to be.
They go.
We'd love you can tell she'sgoing.
This is the last freaking placeI want to be.
You know they go.
We'd love you to speak.
She goes.
No, they go.
When you walk out, we'd likeyou to walk on the stage first
Wave to the crowd.
She goes.
No, she went straight to herseat Afterwards.
They're on the stage.
She didn't go on the stageafterwards, back off.
(19:33):
She wouldn't even let him.
She's going.
I hate this shit and I hate you.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
She doesn't want to be held up again.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Do you want this person to hate being First Lady?
Remember when she had todecorate for Christmas?
She goes I hate fuckingChristmas.
Do you want this loony, allthese people back and then him
ramming and constantly lie, lie,lie, lie.
The man doesn't even know howto tell the truth.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I was watching ABC after that and they went through
all the things that he wassaying, the terrible things that
have happened in the last fouryears, and every one of them is
like gas prices, unemployment,state of the economy I guess
unemployment, everything.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
he lied about is better.
Unemployment, super low okay,Recession we have one, but
everything's gone.
Unemployment, infrastructurethere's so many good things
going on.
He's harping on.
He goes to the wall.
I'm going to deport 10 millionpeople.
(20:34):
Does he look across the halland see his wife, who showed up,
who was an immigrant?
Okay, yeah, really, he's goingto deport his wife.
Maybe that's the plan.
I get plenty out of here, soget that bitch back to Eastern.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Europe.
There you go, get the in-lawsas well, we'll write it.
They're all out of here.
Excellent, 10 million people.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Can you imagine that as this?
Uh well, I don't think it's.
I'm not gonna say it's notpossible.
I mean, you know he'll do it,he can do it.
The supreme court opened itwide up.
He can do anything he wants.
He's not a tailed libel foranything anymore.
And now a sane person like likebiden, you know, is like we'll
never abuse the power.
You get that idiot in there.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I just just we're gonna be so I don't know what
we're gonna do I suppose theworst thing is that he's had
four years experience, so now heknows what he can do.
Before it was just like can Ido that?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
now he knows oh yeah, now it's even more.
And he's got this jd vance guy.
Hey, mr he billy, you knowwho's he's.
He's grooming him to keep themaga thing rolling.
I mean, it was just like a fewyears ago JD Vance was calling,
he said he's Hitler, he's this,he's that, he's a loser.
And all of a sudden, like Ilove this guy because you've got
(21:46):
to come on board to get whatyou want.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
It just reminded me that within that 25 thing
Project 25, they're going toabolish the Boy Scouts and the
Girl Scouts, but they will havea Trump youth.
That's in there.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Somebody just freaking slapped me in.
I hate that we have to do thisstuff in politics, but it's just
so prominent right now.
But here's the big question.
Okay, forget the loser, forgetthe liar, forget the orange skin
, forget his family.
Hopefully they won't make it.
The big question is will Bidenback out, and or is he going to
stay?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I think he would stay .
I think he should back out.
That's my personal opinion.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I think he should.
If he backed out and back towhoever it was and also his
legacy would be great.
There we, great Joseph, came inand saved us from Trump four
years ago.
He's not moving right now.
Well, yeah, he's in mildsymptoms.
He did a lot of personalappearances the last year.
I think on top of that, heneeds a break.
He left his time off.
(22:52):
Last weekend he had to go backto the White House because Trump
got shot.
He had to go handle that.
They fired the Secret Servicedirector already, the woman who
was in charge.
They already fired her.
So they had to do something.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I know that people were calling for it, but they
did fire her.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Obama's not backing him.
Biden's really pissed over thatObama's.
Let it be known, though, theyhad a big fundraiser back in
June.
Obama said he was shocked athow not there Biden was.
At the end he had to kind ofescort him off the stage.
He's going.
He's shocked at how he's havingthese lapses more and more.
(23:32):
You know, like I said once,given the man his last rights,
I'd vote for him over Trump anyday.
But if they get somebody, youknow if they give it to Harris,
I think, vote for him over Trumpany day.
But if they get somebody, youknow, if they give it to Harris,
I think I like her.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
She's fine, I mean you know, she can hold on.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Is he going to stay?
Let's take bets here.
So I mean, I have my time inVegas, so we got to do
bookmaking, okay?
So Biden the big words, like hemay not even make it to the
weekend before he decides tostep up.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He's pretty damn defiant, if you ask me he seems
really dug in, don't you thinkso, that he's dug in there.
I think he wants to.
He's not going to back out.
He seems pretty like going no,he doesn't want to.
But I think eventually he'sgoing to be pinned up against
the wall and say, look, you'regreat as a prime minister, as a
(24:19):
president, your cognitivethoughts, they are there, but
you suck at the rest of this andit doesn't look good for the
party and it doesn't look goodfor the country and it really
doesn't.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Visuals are a big thing and he does Because the
Democrats are worried about notonly losing the White House, but
they're worried about losingthe House and the Senate.
But in these battlegroundstates that are neck and neck,
where Trump has a slight edgeright now which is like a
mystery to me People who but thepeople who are running for
Senate and House seats Democratsare ahead In polling by 5 to 8
(24:53):
points, when Biden is behind by4 to 5 points.
So the other Democrats arewinning but he's losing.
Go figure that so Well then itwould be time to.
I'm just scared, shitless.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I am.
It's really simple.
All we do is sit him in frontof the TV and have the weakest
link on President Biden.
You are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
Don't let the door hit you inthe ass on the way out.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I mean the question is, if he fights it for a while,
then eventually he says, okay,too much pressure, I'm going to
leave, I'll pass the torch over.
Is it the longer he waits goingto make it worse, or does it
make more sense to get out nowso they have time to?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
get a new person.
You know they've got somebodylined up just to slot right in
there.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, his wife was supposed to campaign in Michigan
this weekend.
She canceled it.
People are looking at it as asign.
Maybe she just wants to be withher husband because he's sick.
But Vice President Harris hitthe point.
She got up on a plane.
Today she's back on thecampaign trail so she's out, but
Biden and his wife are not.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So conspiracy theory?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
We're just speculating here, that's what we
do.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
We speculate, we speculate, we speculate, yeah.
But I mean here's the thingAmerican elections, they always
talk about how much moneythey've got.
You know, that's how you win.
You've got more money thananyone.
Okay, you win.
Or you know they talk about youknow how many places you've
visited?
Well, it doesn't matter anymore.
You're on TV, you're on theInternet.
That should be enough, really,because I mean these personal
(26:30):
appearances other than the factyou might get shot.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Do you think he's going to do any more rallies?
You think he's going to do anymore rallies?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I don't think.
I think.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I think he lives for.
I think if he did one he'd bescared to death.
What I would do I'd have aballoon and just pop that
balloon and just watch the manshit himself.
I like that idea.
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Just pop that balloon and just watch the man shoot
himself.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, I like that idea.
That'd be great.
Just pop a balloon.
What are you doing?
My ear, my ear.
That's one thing that wasreally weird at the all the
people wearing those stupidbandage ear patches and they're
going.
Are you making fun of them?
No, it's a sign of solidarity,showing that we're with them,
(27:23):
you know.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
No, I think it's just .
You're a few bricks short of aload there, pal.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, you know, it's the Democrats not to be left out
to show their solidarity toBiden.
There are people wearing pantswith shit stains on the back.
I missed him again.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Damn, hang on, let me reload.
Okay, I missed him.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Did you get the solidarity part the Democrats
are doing?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Did I what?
That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
What do you mean?
That's what I thought.
Democrats are wearing the earpads to show solidarity to Trump
.
Right Democrats not to be leftout are wearing pants with shit
stains on the back to show thatthey're a support for Biden.
It went right over you there.
No, I was shooting people,you've been shooting people.
I'm doing a damn joke, oh ohreally you were.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
What was that one?
Earlier I can oh really youwere, what was that one earlier
you fucked up my joke.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
You're too busy taking aim at the guy again.
That's part of me.
I need a drink.
I'm getting stressed outthinking of him winning.
I gotta get a drink.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Likewise, should we just?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm looking this way.
So you see the Democraticconvention coming up soon.
So you see, you saw them rollout.
Celebrities like Hulk Hogan,Kid Rock and the Democrats will
be there.
All of a sudden.
You're going to see people likeObama, Clooney, George Clooney,
you know, and a bunch of otherfolks Class A celebrities.
I mean, just think about thatWhite trash Hulk Hogan, Kid Rock
grade A celebrities forDemocrats and Biden.
(29:01):
It's just like, think about it,folks, what do you want?
That's exactly what it is.
I'm just scared to death.
I don't know what to do.
Here's the thing to watch inthe coming weeks.
Okay, Will Biden stay or go?
Will Trump resume doing hisrallies that he lives for?
(29:22):
How's he going to do a normalcampaigning without rallies?
And if you look at that rallyin Pennsylvania, nothing but
white people.
There were two blacks here whowere probably paid to be there.
They do that a lot, so that'scommon knowledge of Trump stuff
and they wear all this god-awfulTrump clothing and hats and
shit.
It's a big white trash party.
You know, At a normal politicalrally you don't look like a
(29:45):
freedom.
You just came out of thetrailer.
It'll be interesting to see.
Will they do rallies?
Will Biden stay or go.
(30:18):
So there's exactly, and I meanit's been a lot of people dying
lately, you know.
So everyone's been dying exceptfor Trump.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I know it's always the wrong damn people, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Well, you know, clint Eastwood's like 94, something
like that.
He's up there, isn't he?
He's had a girlfriend for thelast 10 years.
He didn't marry this woman butthey've been living together and
that's been his main squeezethe last 10 years.
Well, she died yesterday, ohreally, and she's 61 years old.
So Clint's 94 and hisgirlfriend's 61.
33-year age difference.
(30:52):
He's out there still going, andthe young one doesn't make it.
I mean he will.
Is that it yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's what it is.
Feel lucky punk.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Get undressed punk but you're 94.
Shock of seeing me naked at 94Is enough to.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
What do you mean to say?
That thing still works, holyshit.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh, it's the punk, it's the pump.
He, he, he, he, he, he.
Pump that 90-plus year old dickup.
Pump it up until you can feelit.
Pump that 90 plus year old dickup.
(31:45):
You're going to get pumping up.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So you are lucky, aren't you?
Look at that, I didn't thinkthat was possible.
Honey, quick, let me jump,that's it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's just.
It's just been a strange summerPeople dropping like flies in
the past week, except for the,except for the one guy we were
hoping for.
It's like I remember.
I remember when it happened Iwas out in the garage doing
something.
My wife goes, they're shootingat Trump, they're shooting at
Trump.
And my first I came in.
I'll never forget what I said.
I said did they get him?
That's what.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I said, yeah, I mean, I started watching it, just as
it happened, I think, becausethere's firecrackers or
something going.
Oh wait a minute, Trump, he'sbehind the podium.
Oh, this doesn't look good, I'mgoing, he's back up.
And now it doesn't look good.
He's pumping his fist in theair.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
You know he's turning to the camera, going fuck you.
It's like the service peoplelet him raise his head up, going
, okay, whoever's out there,again we're giving you another
opportunity here, you know, sogo for it.
You know the conspiracytheories are already happening.
People are going like it was asetup.
That's why the Secret Servicedidn't stop the gunman.
You know, Of course.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
They would have found a more well somebody with a
slightly better aim.
You know if you're going to dothat, well, maybe the guy was on
the.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I mean they're thinking the guy was on the
radar.
They saw him coming, so youknow, that's why they let him
get up there.
No one stopped him.
That's why they saw him upthere on the roof of the gun.
They didn't shoot him until hemade a few shots.
Had to make it look good.
I shoot him until he made a fewshots.
Had to make it look good.
I guess they were hoping thekid would do the job.
It's just all these conspiracytheories are going.
It's all a setup.
You know, you get two theoriesthat it's a setup.
(33:31):
One the Secret Service let ithappen because they were hoping
they'd kill him, okay.
The other conspiracy theory isthat it's all a big hoax to make
him look good.
Okay.
The latter, the last one.
Well, that kid's a damn goodshot then.
So he's trying to make him lookgood.
He's aiming just for his ear.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I mean she's you know If that's what he was aiming
for.
He did a great job.
Yeah, he's a great shot, yeah,great shot.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
He was aiming for his head.
And how did they kill thesniper?
Got it right in the head.
One shot to the head.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Did you not know that One shot to his head, to the
sniper, the assassin?
I know that they caught him.
I didn't know how or where Oneshot.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
One shot right there, the same shot he was trying to
do.
That's how he got so one shotto the head.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Well, I guess he didn't have his sights worked in
properly.
That's all I can say.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's kind of weird because they released the
official call to death today andthe cause they listed is
homicide.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Okay, homicide yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
He was murdered by a secret service, so is that guy
going to get prosecuted?
I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, he was murdered by Secret Service.
So is that guy going to getprosecuted?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I doubt it Does he have immunity like Trump does.
He can do whatever he wants todo.
Secret.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Service guy.
Is this true?
Well, then again Trump couldpardon him.
He's going to pardon everybody.
It's January 16th.
He'll open the floodgates.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Let them all out.
My peoples go back to theeverybody.
It's January 16th.
He'll open the floodgates.
Let them all out.
My peoples Go back to theCapitol.
Do it again.
This time you will not beprosecuted.
I will not let it happen, but Iwill let them shoot you.
This reminds me I used to watchand see movies a lot.
They would be like in thefuture, all the bad things that
(35:19):
could happen.
That's what I feel like.
What we're coming up to.
It's like if he wins and if hedoesn't win hopefully, god, I'm
wrong, but I'm just basing thisstuff on what he says.
I'm not making this crap up.
I'm just repeating something hesaid.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
You know what?
All you've got to do is watchBack to the Future, and it's all
right there.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
And it's all right there.
I got a call from he's a we'reat the Attorney General's office
in Virginia.
He listens to our show and hewanted to make sure that we
covered this.
Well, I said, no problem, we'regoing to do it.
So I didn't know who was alistener.
When you do podcasts, you don'tknow who's out there turning
you on, who's downloading.
You have no idea, that's true.
You don't know who's out thereTurn you on, he's downloading.
You have no idea, you know,that's true.
We hear from you folks, so so Ido want to apologize for it.
(36:07):
One of Mr Attorney General'soffice.
Hopefully we covered it wellfor you and you like what we had
to say about it.
Shoot, so.
So says Costello.
Shoot again, and I apologize tothe rest of our listeners that
we had to do so much on freakingpolitics.
But Jesus Christ, I mean it's alot that's happened in the last
week.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And we haven't even touched England yet.
I don't know what's going on.
I haven't heard anything fromover there, it's all about Paris
now, because the Olympics arecoming up.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Oh yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Paris, where they can't sell a hotel room
apparently.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, we knew what they were doing.
Instead of like normally, theyhave the parade of athletes come
out in like a stadium likeChina, and all of a sudden they
come out.
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
England.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Instead of having a march, they're going to be in
boats going down the river.
So each country and theirathletes will be in an open boat
, like a pontoon boat with notop, floating down the river.
You know, here comes Russia.
They'll be in a boat.
Sink it.
That's how they're going to doit.
They're not going to be in thatstinky.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
China, for example.
God, they send hundreds ofpeople.
I'm sure they'll have more thanone boat for China.
They'll be hanging on, if notsink it.
You know it's.
They have a race down theThames every year.
I'll be hanging on, if not,it's sinking.
They have a race down theThames every year.
It's called the boat racebetween Oxford and Cambridge
(37:31):
right, two big universities overthere, that's true.
One year I said to my mother,because this is something we bet
on, you know, get on thebookies.
And I said hey, why don't wejust just for shits and grins?
Why don't we just bet on themsinking, one of them sinking, so
that'll never happen.
It did happen once before whenmy mother and father, my dad,
(37:54):
was doing news back then for theBBC and they did sink Anyway.
So I thought I wouldn't be ableto ask Come on, let's put some.
Anyway, they did sink Anyway,so I thought I wouldn't be able
to ask Come on, let's put someanyway.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
we didn't, and they did.
They did sink.
It's bad because you know inVegas every scenario that there
is.
I'm sure they have a categoryabout the boat sink.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm sure they did, but I bet they didn't have one
for the whole crew getting sickand throwing up and jumping into
the river.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I wonder what they would think.
The river, it runs too long.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Is it a clean river or is it just not so good?
I wouldn't drink it unfiltered,but apparently they said they
drunk some.
Well, no, after what's beengoing on, they're putting raw
sewage in the Thames again.
So the answer to that is no.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, the river they run to Paris.
They're trying to clean it upbecause they want to do some
event where they have to swim inthe river, but they're saying
it's actually filthy, dirty thescene.
The river is supposed to begod-awful filthy.
Now they're going to pray toathletes on the murky thing
they're trying to clean up sothey can have a couple events
where they actually swim in theriver.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
They're going.
No, thank you, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Who's excited about the Olympics?
Nobody.
Everyone who starts, I'll getinto it.
It'll be something different towatch.
It's not political.
Maybe hopefully it won't be,but you know.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Well, we'll see.
I can see it now Newscast inlike the next week.
Well, the Olympics happenedlast week and that's what we
have to say about it.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Well, you know, nbc's got it.
They'll be covering everything.
They'll be wall-to-wallcoverage.
I do want to watch Simone Bilesthe gymnast, because she's
pretty awesome.
I do want to watch Some of theswimming.
We have some good athletes thatswim.
We've got some really goodathletes in track and field as
well too.
I just want to watchspecialized highlighted events.
They've got breakdancing thisyear as an Olympic event, they
(39:42):
call it something else.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Break your freaking neck.
I don't know what it is.
Breakdancing the job I had inColorado at KIIQ.
I had my own breakdancers.
This is when it first came out.
It was a couple of Spanish kidsand a bunch of black kids.
They were very good.
We put on a show.
We put on a show in Denver, soyou had only black kids in
(40:07):
Colorado dancing for you, yeah.
I've got the paper.
I got a double spread.
You know those like a paperwithin a paper on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Right, okay, I had the front page of that, I had
the centerfold on that as well.
It wasn't just about me, but itwas primarily about me and the
kids.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
That's what you did back then, because you're
actually showcasing black peoplein Colorado, which is a rare
thing, yeah, and so basicallyyeah.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I have a copy of that .
It's not terribly easy to read.
I realized later that I gavethis girl who was also involved
in it, gave her just all kindsof credits only because I wanted
to screw her.
Unfortunately, I didn't domyself any favors.
I didn't get to screw her andshe lost the credit.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Damn it, but from that also another new Olympic
category, this year too isskateboarding oh well, same
thing really, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
it's the same genre, kind of category.
This year too is skateboarding?
Oh well, same thing, really,it's the same genre.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Well, maybe they'll have hip-hop next year Rapping,
who knows?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
They used to have things like painting in the
Olympics originally.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
They didn't know about that.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, they did.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Summer or the winter Olympics.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Which one?
Oh gosh.
Well, that'll be interesting tosee what happens with the
breakdancing.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm surprised with our budget.
We're not going broadcastinglive from Paris to cover the
Olympics.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
That's because we're coming to Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, you are.
I'm just saying if ourlisteners would contribute some
money we would be more happy togo to Paris.
We do have a place to stay.
I have a couple of guys whoyou're going to be meeting next
week, my French guy buddies.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
And then next to their house is in Nice.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Let's take a little short drive up.
It's beautiful down there.
You get there right, Just go upto Paris and watch so yeah,
yeah, just watch it on TV inNice, that'll be great.
I think Paris is beautiful.
I like the city as well, but Ihave to admit I like the south
of France a whole lot better.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Oh, yes, me too.
Oh, yes me too.
We used to go on campingvacations there and I just
remember the smell of the pinetrees.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, it's gorgeous.
The wine country down there,it's just gorgeous.
Yes, it's gorgeous when you getto the water gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
It's just great, Fabulous part of the world.
Oh well, it's a shame we won'tmake that.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Let's just make ourselves depressed because
we're not going.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
You are still going.
The free trip to hawaii, don'tget me started, okay, okay, okay
.
Well, you know you can donateanytime you want, because it
does cost quite a bit of moneyto do what we do when it's
coming out of our pockets, hasdone since day one and um.
So you can, of course, go tochris and costellocom and on
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and give us what you can.
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(43:11):
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Well, now, lots of people knowus and like us and stuff.
So that's good, there we go.
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Speaker 1 (43:30):
Send money.
We'll broadcast for money.
We'll do anything for money.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
We'll let this guy go , okay.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, you're going to Hawaii.
Yeah, you go into.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Hawaii.
We'll buy him some.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I'm taking many of it , cause you're going to go to
Hawaii before you go.
Yeah, right after labor daywe're taking a little mini
vacation going to SarasotaFlorida.
Oh check it out Once again, aspotentially, you know, this will
be an exciting factor, If we'regoing to move there or not.
You're going to move there.
Let the white see what it'slike when it's still summertime
(44:11):
and summertime temperatures andhumidity.
Does she think she can dealwith that?
Because last time I took her,it was last December I got
tested.
I get to go in the summer, thenthat's what I decide.
I don't.
I think we're probably going,don't you know?
I'm thinking we're probablygoing to be going.
So anyway, I like it there.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah, sounds like a good plan.
Find a radio station.
I mean, I live in the mountains.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I love the mountains, but I miss the beach.
I'll move to the beach.
You know what?
I miss the freaking mountains,I mean you can do more with a
beach.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I mean you can either sit on the beach or you can go
in the water, or you can get ona boat and you can go fishing
either in the water or in a boat.
Lots of things you can do witha beach.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I do miss having a boat.
I'll bet.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Miss having a boat.
Well, you'll just have to buy aradio station out there and get
one on trade.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
I can play golf year-round down there.
You radio station out there andget one on trade.
I can play golf year-round downthere, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
So yeah, your game could use a bit of sharpening.
Yeah, I noticed.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Watch it Buster.
When we played, we went out toplay.
You've never played before.
The first time I played inabout a year, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
so, Actually, not having played, in a year it was
Having had those shots in myback.
I could do it now without anyproblem, because that's what I
was doing All right?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Well, since you mentioned that, so next time I
see you, we're going golfingagain.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
All right, yep.
As soon as the shots areholding up, you're having the
same thing, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I am in a week and a half.
I'm having shots in my back andaround my foot to do nerve
blocks, so just to disilluminatesome nagging ongoing pain.
So Excellent.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, that's same thing I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Except just me having a shot.
My back is is pain, so I'mgoing pain, pain to eliminate
pain.
Okay Well, just take one painfor another, right that's
exactly it.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Well, no, you get your pain.
Actually interesting my backstopped hurting, but then my
hips started hurting.
Oh Christ, oh, I think it's notOkay.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
So In this way.
We're not Biden, so we're doingokay.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
You know what?
And there's no royal scandalthis year.
What is up with the people?
You know they.
Always it's boring man.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
It's boring.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Not good.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
We'll have to find our news Not much exciting news
coming out of England, so sorryabout that there is nothing.
I promise our listeners thatnext week we're not going to do
any freaking politics, unlesssomething happens.
And what could happen?
Either Biden leaves or hedoesn't.
So if he doesn't leave, wewon't talk about it.
If Trump does a rally, it'll belike shoot, duck whatever.
(46:43):
Pop the balloon.
That'd be fun.
I just don't think he's goingto do one yet.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Donald Duck Yep.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Otherwise we promise we can't see you guys next week.
No politics, that means we'llhave to go back to actually.
He can't see me, but I'mpromising.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
He's got his fingers crossed behind his back.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Can't see me.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
All righty.
Well, I guess that feels likethat about wraps it up it does,
and who's squealing?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
this week?
Oh, I don't know.
The guy with the ear patch onis squealing this week.
Baby, you betcha that buzzingby his head.
He hit the deck.
He was squealing like a littlepig, Squealing like a little
bitch Squealing like a littlebitch.
You got it making him squealinglike a little bitch, Squealing
like a little pig.
Where's the shot?
Can't have those.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Where's his game, bro ?
He's on the ground at the SuperSugar Station.
That's it.
It's one gunshot and it's allover.
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