July 3, 2024 • 39 mins
Ever wondered if the rising temperatures are making people hotter under the collar? Join Chris and Mr. Costello as they tackle the big issues of our time with a mix of humor and gravity. From the serious topics of climate change and gun violence to the quirky idea of a link between heat and tempers, the conversation is both engaging and enlightening. And for tennis enthusiasts, there's a nostalgic trip back to the golden era of tennis legends like Bjorn Borg and John McEnroe, just in time to gear up for Wimbledon.
Curious about mysterious occurrences in the desert? You'll love our playful speculation on the strange obelisk found in Nevada and the vivid recounting of a desert shoot with tennis star Andre Agassi. From the beauty of night skies in remote places to hilarious musings about Elon Musk's large family, this segment is a rollercoaster of amusing stories and thought-provoking moments. And don't miss the wild car ride tale from West Virginia that adds a dash of adventure to our chat.
We round off the episode with a spirited discussion on political debates and celebrity scandals. We offer candid takes on political strategies, share some laughs over a musical performance critique, and nostalgically remember Dick Clark. Plus, there's a speculative peek into the future of political candidates like Gavin Newsom. Wrapping things up, we navigate the funny and frustrating world of YouTube video glitches, providing plenty of laughs to leave you entertained and looking forward to more engaging and unpredictable conversations ahead.
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, this is Chris.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
This is Costello.
Hello, chris, I'm Mr.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Costello, what, what the hell drives you, boy.
Well, I can tell you now.
What drives you now is thefamily wagon, not the cool car,
the family wagon, yeah, withgreat AC.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I've got to tell you, man, that thing rocks.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm going to give you shit about that forever.
Anyway, the two-seater for thefamily wagon, that's what the
hell drives you, boy.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, well, you know that.
And put the seats down.
You've got room for stuff.
Now so cool.
Well, good, I've got to getstuff.
I've got to get stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Everybody's complaining about the same thing
.
I guess you will too, since youmentioned the air conditioner
already.
It's so hot, it's so hoteverywhere.
You know so, and everyone goeswell, it's because of climate
change.
And oh look, all the massshootings we had this weekend.
So many shootings.
It's kind of funny.
Everyone complains about thosetwo things, so one, they're
going.
Well, it's got to be that way.
(01:13):
Because of what?
Climate change.
Right, I think all the massshootings are going on because,
you know, and the funny thing is, no one's doing anything about
either one of them.
You know, it doesn't matter,they just whine and complain
about both of them, but no one'sdoing anything about one or the
other.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, this is it.
Well, they can't really.
I mean, I think I wonder ifit's tied together the heat and
the shootings.
You know, people get pissybecause it gets hot.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, they always say that People you know have
shorter tempers and things aregoing on more so in the summer
than they are normally.
It's just kind of funny.
It's the hot to the new normal.
It's only going to get hotter.
Is anything being done about it?
No, same with shootings.
What's being done about guns?
(02:00):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's not normal it's situational.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
We just keep whining and moaning, whining and
complaining, whining and moaningto no avail.
I'm sick of hearing of it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Turning into the English people.
We whine and moan, but not overthat.
We just whine and moan abouteverything.
The weather always sucks.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You do whine a lot, don't you?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We do.
Yes, I think Americans have gotto take on the whining and
blaming people for other peoplefor their own misdoings.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, you guys.
You get cornered for the wholeworld when it comes to whining,
but you're getting better Wellit's because you guys are
celebrating.
You're happy because you've hadTaylor Swift for You're getting
better.
Well, it's because you guysjust go to your celebration.
You're happy because you've hadTaylor Swift for three shows at
Wembley, so now the country isall happy.
The doctor is one of their own.
They're happy.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You know what?
Yes that.
And we've got Wimbledon comingup too, so that'll be good.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So people might be about that, even if you're not
like a big tennis player.
Growing up, man, I playedtennis, tennis, tennis tennis.
Because there were so many bigtennis stars and America had
more tennis stars then.
We don't really, we have maybeone, maybe we don't really have
anybody.
We used to dominate.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Now we don't.
Do you remember that Australianwoman, yvonne Goulagon?
I do.
She was coached by.
Well, my mother was coached bythe same coach.
We, we, we bet went.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So you spent more time with Yvonne, I guess, right
, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, it's like you know, 30 years later as well.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I should imagine that I haven't done the math yet,
but yeah, it's a big, a classicmatch between Bjorn Borg, mr
Headband and McEnroe Mr Headbandas well too, and just back and
forth, back and forth, man thatwas some fun stuff to watch, you
know.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I wonder if he's still in shape.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
He plays.
He's announced He'll be there.
He's at Wimbledon, He'll be oneof the announcers and he plays
the senior circuit.
He's never stopped.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh wow, all right, so he's still there.
Okay, all right, Fair enough.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Bjorn was quiet as a player and his life is quiet now
, unlike Boris Becker who youknow went to prison for a bit,
but he's working on being better, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm quite sure that that really helped his game.
Some you know being in prison.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
His game's long been gone.
And then it was Chrissy Everettversus Martina Butcher-Zillover
, Remember that?
Or Navas-Zillover.
I'm sorry You're right at thefirst.
They were just good.
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So we'll have that in England probably during the
next week or so, because withinthe next week or the next week
we've got July the 4th and Iknow that Wimbledon's always on
around then there's no Americans.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No Americans on the men's side.
We used to have, you know,McEnroe.
We had Jimmy Connors, you know,and just we had, you know, Pete
Sampras.
We had male players who made itto the finals.
We don't have that anymore.
Women we have Coco, Coco Groff,you know, and that's it.
Maybe this year.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Is it Eastern European guys or something that
have taken over?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yes, like Drago.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Drago and machines.
Well, that'd be good to watch.
That then That'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's always fun to watch, no matter who's playing.
It's just fun.
I look forward to it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Indeed.
Well, you know we should sayone thing.
I know we haven't done this yet, but this is the original
cancelled radios.
Guys, that's myself, costello,and as it says there look, if
you look over there, get my handin this thing.
It's a bit of work.
No, right there it says ChrisBailey.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's right.
So that's Chris, the logo'sright there behind you as it
makes your headphones disappearyeah, I know, I've been watching
right there behind you as itmakes your headphones disappear.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, I know, I've been watching.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Everybody does these things, that have these fake
backgrounds.
The problem is, if you move alittle bit in this fake
background, you disappear.
You're like I'm going out intothe Ethernet, so out you go.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
There you go.
How's that?
Is that better?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, I mean this is pretty dismal, because it's like
I had no idea until I read this.
I was kind of shocked by it.
A certain celebrity welcomedhis 12th kid last week.
Okay, Well, 12th Elon Musk, thedaddy now of his 12th kid.
(06:39):
He's a piece of.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I know this is all the same woman, but he was
treating one of his kids reallybadly, I mean just being a
complete dick.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
This is the third one he had.
I'm sorry I forget who themom's name is, but this is the
third one he's had with her 12th, yeah, number 12.
He's got a little tattoo hereand every time he has one he
just makes a little mark.
He goes my seeds, marks them,he goes my seeds Parks them off.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I think that man is dangerous.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I would have put him up with Trump on the danger
level, but I think no, becausethis guy's he thinks he's a
genius and stuff, so he wants tomake he sure has enough little
offsprings out there to carry onthings, carry on the Musk way
after he's gone and stuff Idon't know.
Everywhere I look is a freakingTesla car.
He's making a lot of money.
Freaking Teslas are everywhereyou know.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's very true.
I've driven them on, and boy, Itell you what they're
interesting.
I don't want one, but I don'tneed one.
They're fast and they drivethemselves.
Not very well, though.
Found that out when I came outto vegas um, my daughter's
boyfriend has one, and uh, wedecided to go out, and on the
way back he said look at this nohands, no feet, shit.
(07:50):
Then we came up to a roundaboutand it got confused and went
the wrong way yeah, well, I mean, what do you expect?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
they're good cars, you know so, they're everywhere.
I don't like the, the, thelower end.
The designs are kind of ugly,you know?
Yes, way, they're good cars, sothey're everywhere.
I don't like the lower end thedesigns are kind of ugly.
Some of the ones in the middleand the higher ends are pretty
good-looking cars.
They're awesome, they're fast.
It's just made them.
I don't want to try to do anelectric car, but the other ones
are ugly.
You want to get a Chevy Bolt?
(08:16):
Are you kidding me?
You can't even name the otherones.
But there's some of those newones out there that are made by
other car managers.
I see them a little bit.
They look pretty good.
They've got the verticalheadlights and stuff.
I see them come by and I gowhat the hell is that behind me?
It's an electric SUV, yeahthere you go.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
There's some good ones, you're right, there's some
good ones out there.
And the other thing is thatthings like Kias and things like
that, they're made to lastabout five years and then
self-destruct.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Have you seen those called Evian?
Those are the ones I'm thinkingof, evian.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I've heard of those and I don't think I've heard of
them.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I've seen a lot of those too Nice-looking cars.
Nice looking cars, they'rereally good.
So, yeah, avion, okay, I don'tknow, I have.
I mean, you're supposed to behelping with climate change.
I have no desire to get anelectric car, not yet anyway
well you know, I think, where Itravel from.
Okay, see, if I'm driving backfrom vegas to denver, okay,
(09:13):
nowhere, utah and stuff.
I'm going how much juice I gotleft.
Where am I going to plug inthat?
And where am I going to?
Even if I hit an area with anexit and stuff, they're going to
have stuff there in the middleof freaking.
Nowhere, probably not for awhile anyway.
So what am I going to do?
Gas up.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't know, but I do believe that they have in the
cars.
I do know this.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It'll tell you where the charging points are, like
you know Well I'm supposed todrive to where the charging
points are.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, of course you have to.
They're not going to come toyou, are they?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So I go four hours out of my way and go away this
way so I can get a chargingpoint.
And then you can go back downthis way, so it's had four or
five hours under my trip.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
They've got them on major highways and such like.
So you could do Route 66 andyou'll probably find a few in
the middle of the desert,crickets, and that's it and a
lonely little pole.
Sorry, I didn't cut you off.
It just made me think thevision of a lonely little pole
(10:18):
with a flashing light on it orsomething in the middle of
nowhere.
Right, you know, this is yourcharging station.
Well, somebody decided to putan obelisk in the middle of
nowhere in Nevada.
Did you hear about that?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh yeah, the monolith thing.
Yeah yeah, the obelisk.
They found it and they'vealready removed it.
It's gone.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's right, they took it out this week.
It's like you kill joys.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
They don't want much people going out of the casino.
Some people are kind of at theduh they're going.
We're pretty sure it's putthere by aliens.
No.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
How are you being to?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
put them there.
They're going.
I don't think so.
They're going.
Well, how did you get thereMiddle of the night?
You know who's out in thewalking trail out there in the
middle of the night?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Have you ever gone out into the desert in the
middle of the night?
I mean right out in the desert.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I had no desire to do that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's pretty cool.
You go out like 93 and you justsee this just one light stand
and maybe a gas.
You know a gas station orsomething.
It's just cool.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Because you're out there and it'd be pitch black.
You'd really see a reallyreally good starlit sky that way
.
Oh yeah, I've been prettyisolated to see that, but I
haven't done it in the desertyet, so it's, it's, it's, it's a
different experience.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I went out there and we were doing actually it was
Andre Agassi, strangely enoughtalking about tennis players, as
we were earlier on the originalcanceled radio guys show.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Sorry about the self plug.
Had to do it Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You've got the phone going.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
No, I said sorry about the-plug.
We had to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh well, we do, we do and we should, but anyway, I
just thought it would fit inthere nicely.
Anyhow, I was part of a crewshooting a commercial for a
cannon out there.
They have dooms out there.
If you go out far enough, thedooms shift.
And we were out there with awhole crew and I'll never forget
(12:21):
this.
The cameraman's digging out atrench and then he dutifully
puts his camera in the trenchand I said you can't do that.
He goes.
Why not?
I said because you know fine,dust is going to get in there,
You're in sand and it's going toget into the gears.
And he said going to get inthere, you're in sand and it's
going to get into the gears andit'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, guess what happened.
I'm sure what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The inevitable happened.
There we have.
They had a wild cat.
They rented Andre Agassi and awhole bunch of us sitting in the
middle of the desert.
Then somebody realized that wecouldn't get very good traction
getting out of the desert.
Everyone was told okay, takeall the pressure out of your
tires down about 20,.
(13:02):
Okay, everybody do that.
And so they did.
And of course we got on thehighway.
What could you do?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Get flat tires, Flat tires, exactly.
You know, Andrea, this isanother American tennis player
and he's from Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That's right.
Yes, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Another American tennis player that we don't see
anymore.
The best night sky I saw was upin the Rockies, up in the
mountain, about 11,000 feet upRight.
That's another great way to sitthere and look at the open sky
and just go holy crap, I'm uphere, it's quiet.
Call me Bear Meats, I'll beBear.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Meats, and there's the Tesla going by.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Let's double check here.
So Elon's fathered 12 kids.
Is that close to the number youfathered?
How many Are you catching up?
He's catching up to me.
Yeah, you've done more than 12?
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
God yes.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh yeah, I have two.
That's it.
Okay.
How many do you know about?
Let's put it that way.
Oh well, you know about two.
There could be more.
There could be more.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
There could be Hang on just one moment.
If you don't mind, Alexa, turnit off.
Sorry, that was Alexa.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's one of your kids.
That makes three.
You probably left behind two,maybe three, in West Bygode,
virginia.
Right, oh God, I could havedone that.
Another woman there liked youbecause you had a full set of
teeth.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That was important, I do work.
It worked out for me.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You had a job and a full set of teeth.
They I do work Booked out forme.
You had a job and a full set ofteeth.
They're going.
I'm going to screw you.
You got things I like the most.
You got a steady paycheck andyou got teeth.
Come on, yeah, let's go for aride.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Let's go Well.
I did have things like thathappen to me.
I had my soon-to-be wife'sbrother.
They were all coal miners.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He wanted to screw you no.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It was in the middle of the winter, I guess, anyway,
and he wanted to screw you, no.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He said that that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
He wanted to screw me and screw me up.
That's what he wanted to do.
Okay, he grabbed my arm.
He's sitting in his car and hegrabs my arm and he takes off
and I'm just skidding along onmy heels next to him, going like
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die, how'd you?
Do that Because it was funny.
I thought it was hilarious.
(15:36):
This is the same guy whodecided.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
West Virginia humor man.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
This is the same guy who got caught short on the I-64
and he just didn't have time todo anything, so he decided to
get his penis out and piss intoa beer can.
And this is the days of the oldflip tops.
Right, those little pull tabs.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I've got a question here.
I've got a question Well,they're sharp.
How could he fit into a littlebeer can?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Not fit into it.
But anyway, he managed to getenough.
How could he?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
get into a beer can.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well, we're going to do great semantics here.
He got the tip of his penis andpointed it into the can okay,
and not being circumcised.
Well, one bump later he was Ah,Fucking blood everywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Give him that extra skin.
Circumcise that thing with thatbeer can.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Just bing.
Oh my God, you just cut yourdick off.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I used to say that's how I did it in West Virginia
hospitals anyway.
Yeah, that's true, I'd open aPBR and just give me that dick.
Okay, now watch this, becauseI'll let you be the first I'm
going to do an impression.
You tell me who I'm doing.
Okay, you ready?
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
A codfish.
Oh you ready, okay, a codfish.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I just had to freaking.
Look at Biden.
Last night I had to debate.
I mean, at least sit there andmake an expression instead of
like, Well he was.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It was amazing how and it got worse as the lies got
bigger- they said he had a cold.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Okay, so you're looking at one end.
One end you got the guy wholooked 81 years old.
Last night, you know, yeah surehe started going Medicare,
medicare, medicare and he forgot.
He looted his train.
He thought I'm going someone goslap him on the back or
something, and then the otherguy was just full of lies and
crap and just the usual bullshitstuff.
(17:37):
It's just like man.
You know what the depressingpart was?
It's like after watching it.
What's that Going?
Both our choices suck.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Well, they do the bit I enjoy the most with Biden
actually really got Trump reallywell.
That's where he says you're theworst president in the world
ever, ever, ever, ever had.
No, you are, no, you are, no, Iam, no, I am.
That's it Gotcha.
(18:06):
Ha ha, trump was the worst.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
No, I can beat you in golf.
Let's go pick up.
You carry your own clubs.
I bet you can't carry your ownclubs a whole 18 holes, yeah,
and you don't know what suckinglosers are.
My son's got a figure You'rethe loser.
You're a whiner, you know.
So I mean, he got some littlefeisty stuff in there, but it
still wasn't.
Maybe he didn't feel good, Idon't know.
(18:30):
Maybe he's burned out.
He'd been to Europe.
He had to do the World War IIMemorial thing.
He's doing this and he comesback.
He's got to prep.
He's free.
I'd be tired.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I'd be sleeping for a month or something they were
talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Giving him performance enhancing drugs.
Give them to both of them.
They both need them.
If you've got drugs, shoot himup.
He needs them.
Give some to Trump.
That makes him moral, truthful,honest.
Get in those type of drugs andsee what comes out of that.
Get Biden's Kikibu Joy Juice.
Oi, oi, oi.
(19:07):
It was awful.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I mean you're right, that look on his face was
absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
He looked like he was just out of tune and he started
off crappy.
He got better.
Where was he at at thebeginning?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What did he say about ?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Medicare.
He wiped out Medicare orsomething.
He said it by mistake.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, he wants to, he wants to.
I mean it was.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You're supposed to be talking about something good
that he's done.
He goes yeah, right thatMedicare.
What you, what we didn't dothat?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We didn't do that, we tried to.
Oh dear, oh dear, you know, Imean honestly, we did actually
pick up a few little bits ofwhat was going on yesterday.
I'm doing a Biden now, oh, ohdoing a bite.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And now, oh, all of our allies, even you folks in
back in england, uh, we're alldepressed.
They're going because they it'snot just, they're depressed for
one, they're pressed for both,they're going.
Guess it's the worst twochoices america's ever had.
You know, what are they goingto do?
They both suck.
Well, I think, when it comesdown to because I was talking to
some folks today they went youknow what, as bad as they both
are, if it comes down to it, I'mgonna have to, they're gonna,
they're gonna have to pick bidenbecause just, they just want a
(20:23):
better, they just want a betterhuman being.
You know?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
well, that's the thing that people were saying.
Look, you may not like this,that and the other, but biden is
a genuinely nice guy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He has good policy.
Good policy, he's a policy.
People have known him for 50years.
They're quiet.
Last night going.
I love him.
He's great.
He's this.
It was just a bad night.
Okay, it's one bad night.
It ain't over yet.
We got all the way to Novemberfor him to do.
Who?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
knows what.
The word I got was that and Iget a phone call from DC, of
course, as you know, and Atlantain this case, which is just
down the road was that if hedoesn't do well on the next one,
if there is a next one, they'reseriously thinking about well,
who can we replace him with?
But, like you said, they can'tmake that choice, but they can
(21:16):
kind of twist his arm, I'm quitesure.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well, I'm sure that's being talked about.
It was talked about afterwardslast night.
You know well, democrats needto have a subtle huddle, have a
serious conversation aboutreplacing it.
And they do have some goodreplacements that I like.
You know.
I don't have a problem withVice President Harris.
I like her, yeah, I like.
I like Gavin Newsom, kelvin,california.
He's got that California goodboy.
(21:41):
Look, he's got the hair, he'sgot the looks.
He can stand up to.
You know who?
The point was he gave a wholebunch of openings last night.
Biden didn't come back once.
Remember this fight whenTrump's going, he goes.
I even had the zinger come back.
I'm pipe when.
When trump's going he goes.
Uh, oh god, well, I, I went.
I even had the zinger come back.
(22:02):
I'm going.
Oh, hope he doesn't.
He's going americans.
Uh, something about him.
Uh, oh, like he didn't want torun again.
Okay, he goes.
I'd rather be at one of myplaces relaxing, playing golf
and taking it easy.
You know, I only can't runbecause I have to, because he's
so bad.
I'd rather not be running.
He should have jumped on a gun.
He should have gone.
Well, you know, most of Americawould be happy if you weren't
(22:23):
running again.
So don't run again.
Go get him.
Go get him.
He didn't do it.
He missed every opportunity tozing his ass back.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I'll tell you what I did.
I managed to catch at least onelittle zinger.
There we go.
Yeah, a little bit that Icaught that maybe not everybody
else did.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
What did you think of the format and how it worked?
Cut the mic off.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That was better, because it's nothing more
irritating when they keep goingand ignore.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
They did stop.
They did stop, didn't they?
I was shocked.
They stopped.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Well, they cut the mic off, then you can't hear
them anyway.
Yeah, they stopped.
Well, they cut the mic off,then you can't hear them anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, pretty close to each other, but still they were
abiding by that and they kindof stopped.
The problem was, as usual, theydidn't answer the question,
they didn't answer the directquestion and all of a sudden
they go.
Let me go back to that.
They had to get the last wordin.
I want to go back and refer tothat and then once again, just
ignore the question aboutJanuary 6th.
(23:24):
Ignore.
Will you acknowledge theelection?
Was you lose?
If you lose, ignore, ignore,ignore.
Are you going to pardon all theJanuary 6th people?
Ignore, ignore, of course he is.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Let's go back to.
We're talking about Medicarehere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a goodone.
Oh no, I was going to kill thatoff too, but you know, I
thought it was really touchingthe way that they actually
brought Dick Clark back from thedead.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I didn't miss that.
Why didn't they bring DickClark?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
back.
I'm sorry, it must be when youwere toasting a bagel or
something in the other room, Iguess.
But he asked, of course.
He asked them both what theirfavorite song was.
Biden came up with this, whichI thought was quite, quite,
quite a cool idea.
Can you name it?
(24:17):
Yet I'm going to let it runjust for a few seconds, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What's that?
I want to get indicted.
One wants to get elected, theother wants to get indicted.
The only felon on this stage isyou sitting next to me, you
asshole.
That was pretty good too, youknow, I got a little pissed off.
His voice is just too weak toget them zingers in there, you
(25:01):
know.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, there were plenty of opportunities, but you
know, as I was listening tothis song, which I hadn't done
since I was in guard, fairly,and not even in high school, but
there's a bit at the very endhere, see if I can cue it up and
listen attentively, because Ithink it's hilarious, and this
would be the bit on your recordthat you wouldn't hear anyway
(25:24):
because you'd be scratched, allto hell.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Here we go All right.
New York City, St Louis,Philadelphia, Los Angeles,
Detroit, Chicago.
Everyone has problems, andpersonally.
I don't care, I love that.
Did you catch it?
No, it started and then it justfaded away.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well, that is the very, very end of the song.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's why what did he say?
Because it was fading away.
It's fading away.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Like Detroit, new York City.
Hey, everybody's got problems,but personally I don't care.
That's true.
I thought it was well worth it.
God, that's a good song.
It should be re-released.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't think there's going to be another debate.
That'd be a mistake.
They got all these months tocorrect it if he decides to stay
in, they got to present him asmore Vero, more strong and and
being able to speak.
and just, you know he wasfighting back at him last night.
Pretty good he was, he wasyelling at him.
You're a felon.
You're the only felon on stage,is you?
You're the only felon, you.
You had sex with a porn starwhen your wife is at home
(26:40):
pregnant.
I love that.
And then there was a line and Igo and he goes.
Excuse me, I didn't have sexwith a porn star.
Any other debate that wouldhave been the highlight in the
stand-up.
There was so much other shitgoing on it wouldn't even be the
highlight.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I couldn't get it up.
I couldn't get it up, whichactually got this response.
As a matter of fact, why don'tyou just check yourself into the
old fool's home while I stillhave a bed left?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
While I still have a bed left.
Exactly, wasn't that great hegoes.
You had sex with a porn starwhile your wife is at home
pregnant with your son.
I thought, oh good thing, andhe just goes.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I didn't have sex with the porn star.
Well, she wasn't the porn star,it was somebody else, it was
the maid.
That's just too funny yeah yeah, that's just funny.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Of course she did.
Of course she did, oh well.
It was just shocking.
I don't know what's going tohappen.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I don't know.
Well, I'll tell you what.
You know what, just changingthe Above our pay grade, I don't
know.
If they do do another one, I'dbe quite surprised, although I'm
quite sure the ratings werethrough the roof or they'd have
to be because everybody wascarrying it.
I was tempted to watch it onFox just because I knew what
kind of I don't worry aboutratings.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't know how well they're there because you know,
like this time of year Neverhad a debate this early before
Early part of the summereveryone's thinking vacation.
No one wanted to pay attention.
I didn't watch it.
I was out having dinner.
Man, I turned on my phone.
I said let me watch a littlebit of what's going on.
I saw about 10 minutes of itand I went are you shitting me?
(28:17):
This is awful, he's awful, theother guy.
They're both awful.
I said turn it off.
So I got back and watched thereplay of it later.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, it was a bit much.
I mean it's way too long anhour and a half way too long.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I mean they're going to talk things about priorities
and what they're actually goingto do for the country, which I
don't believe either of them did.
Biden finally gets a plane lastnight after 1230 in the morning
, gets a plane and goes to NorthCarolina and he's making a
rally appearance today.
Are you trying to kill the guy,or what I mean at the last
minute?
I'd go.
You need to go to bed and thenwe'll bring you back out, you
know.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Go to that old people's home in the sky, go to
the people's home in NorthCarolina.
Well, the old people's home inNorth Carolina, well, it goes
somewhere.
So you think Newsom would be agood candidate.
I do.
I would agree with you on thatone too.
I like him.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
He's just waiting his turn.
He thinks, okay, well, whateverhappens with Biden, win or lose
, it's going to be four years,and four years from now he's
going for it and they may pushhim and go.
Well, gavin, you know you can'twait four years.
Hello, it's yours now.
So he may not want it now, hemay go.
I want to do it the right way,so I'm sure that I can get it
and win.
I don't want to be pushingthere at the last minute.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
No, I guess you just have a whole bunch of a new
bunch of haters for him.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Speaking of haters, I mean they're trying to.
Some things are overshadowed bythe event of this yesterday, oh
really.
So they determined MatthewPerry was getting ketamine from
his therapist.
And you can do that.
You do that in stages.
You use it under controlledcircumstances, whatever.
They did a test and theyrealized the ketamine they got
(30:08):
from the therapist is not theketamine that killed him.
Now they want to find who soldit to him.
The number one suspect.
What is her name?
It's Charlie Sheen's ex-wife.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Sheen went through his period like I'm fucked up
doing drugs.
It's's ex-wife, oh okay, oh, ohoh.
Sheen went through his periodlike I'm fucked up doing drugs.
They're going to arrest thesepeople for murder when they know
who they are.
Her name was Michelle.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I thought it was Valerie, Valerie Bertinelli.
He said for the fourth timeCharlie Sheen.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
No, he never.
That's Eddie Van Halen'sex-wife oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I was wrong anyway.
Oh, you're doing a Biden.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Let's all do the Biden Ready Mount thing and open
I mean he's got, you gotta have, he has to have.
People who just say you got tohave, he has to have you know.
People who just say you need tosmile more and get that grumpy
look off your face.
You know and you see you get.
Look, look how you look oncamera, sir.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My people say that smile more, I go, I am.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yes, you are.
You have a lot to smile about.
There's a big thing on Big Daythey're going after.
They want to get all the peoplegot all the people anything to
do with selling Matthew Perry toKetamine and so they'll be
arrested and accessory to murder.
So the guy on the list isCharlie Sheen's ex-wife.
His name was Michelle,something Michelle Ketamine,
because he was married toremember one of the real
(31:44):
housewives of Beverly Hills.
What was her name?
Crap?
Well, I never.
She was in the movie Wild Thing.
She was in that, so don't askme.
She looked really good.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I am not kind of the person you would want to ask
Denise Richards.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, he was married to Denise Richards for a while,
and before that he was marriedto some lady named Michelle.
That's the one, apparently,who's supposedly one of the
people who gave Matthew Perrysome bad ketamine Illegal
ketamine.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Well, at least they gave him.
Oh, that's a shame, though Imean, that's Well, I guess, day
there.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh, that's a shame, though I mean that's well, I
guess you can do that crap.
You can have someone watch youwhen you're doing it anyway,
because you can do what happens.
Laugh like this and you're inthe pool just going to the water
and your mouth still gapes open.
It's like gee, he's going to bedrowning soon.
Yes, Damn.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh well, that's a sad thing, isn't it?
It is a sad thing, you know.
I suppose we should reallyremind people.
This is, of course, theoriginal.
Finish it off, bailey.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Kristen Costello, the original cancel radio guys.
We are two guys who are tooyoung yet to run for president.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, sure we are, we are, we are.
We got to be 80?
Goes to it?
Yep, in that case, mostdefinitely Way out there.
Way out there.
Damn tootin' Damn tootin'.
The original cancelled radioguys, which is us.
Do please go to our website andhit on that little thing that
(33:24):
says not donate, but somethingclose to it.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Can we donate?
We have a GoFundMe page orsomething.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
No, no, no, it's like a follow thing and people can
for three bucks.
No, I don't think anybody hasthis yet.
Actually, I had a dream thatsome guys in the Middle East did
and they were very generous,which is very nice of them.
Unfortunately, it was a dream.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I can't imagine why I wouldn't have it.
You woke up and they weren'tthere anymore, okay, yeah, yeah,
it was good for thenon-existent email.
That didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Exactly, precisely An email for us, by the way,
should you care?
Care at all, and particularlyif you've got Robert Plant,
alison tickets maybe, like inthe South Carolina area, is
chrisandcostello at yahoocom.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What tickets?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Robert Palmer, alison Krauss.
You mean Robert Plant, robertPlant.
Yes, sorry, robert Palmer.
Oh, krauss, you mean RobertPlant, robert Plant.
Yes, sorry, robert Palmer,robert Palmer's dead.
Yes, that's what I was going tosay.
Another Biden moment.
Here we go.
Another Biden moment brought toyou by Well, you see, that's
what happens.
I'm drinking my big cup of JoeBiden.
See, everything's related.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
So they thought the Republicans thought they were
going to jack him up for thedebate I wish they would have.
They should have.
My question is why didn't theyjack him up, man?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Jack him up.
Well, when he gets going, he'spretty good he was yelling, he
got feisty.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
The opening part is like where am I?
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
What am I?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
doing.
He's like where am I, who am I?
And even Trump's going.
I don't know what he said thereat the end.
The only thing he knows is whathe said himself.
I'm going.
Okay, I scored one for theasshole.
All right, that was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
But the thing of it is it always gets me is that
Trump's mouth just looks like anasshole.
I mean it looks like asphincter muscle, it's just
round.
So it only makes sense thatshit would come out of it and
don't forget the hands.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
There's always this stuff going.
You need to do this.
It's like you know his personaswas part of him.
His coma was getting a littlethinner.
It's like you know his personaswas part of him.
You know His coma was getting alittle thinner.
It looks like too.
Or maybe he just didn't have agood hair day.
I don't know.
He didn't have a good hair dayin years.
What am I talking?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
about when you've got two guys on stage masturbating.
I suppose Did.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I read that wrong.
Oh, You've got two differentteleprompters and I've got two
guys on stage masturbating.
Is that the Kelsey brothers?
Who's?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
that Well, no, I mean , you know they're debating, so
two of them must be masturbating.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Oh, those masturbators.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah oh.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
God, I know what you're saying.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have toexplain everything to Bailey.
I have to explain everything toBailey.
If I get a joke, I have to stophim and say listen to the joke.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Apparently you do.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, I have to.
I am going to play a record,Not really, I'm going to play it
now.
Say it real slow.
Well, it doesn't help that wecan see each other.
Now we are doing video thingson YouTube, so welcome YouTubers
.
So again you guys can clicklike or whatever.
(36:52):
That would be appreciated and Iguess they can put little
messages.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'm just watching you fade in and out like Star Trek,
like they're trying to beam youup or something.
Oh, am.
I, how fun Every time you movea little bit.
Oh, am I?
Oh, how fun.
Every time you move a littlebit, half your head's gone, your
ear's gone.
He's stuck in that thingbetween being beamed up and
staying on the Enterprise, youknow.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, well, you know.
I was wondering what the shirtwould do on it.
Would it completely whack itout or not?
Because if you have a shirtwith little lines on it, they
call it moray and it just freaksout.
But this shirt didn't do that.
Yeah, well, you know, I got abackground at least.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I do too.
I got a cabinet.
I just look at the clock andsay I got to go, you got to go.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
You put that chunk put.
Well, it's real, put that chunkchunk one, but chunk two.
You got chunk one yesterday andchunk two today.
So this is the end of part two.
I bet you squeal.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I bet you squeal like pig.
Where's squeal?
Squeal now Squeal, squeal,squeal, louder, louder, wheel,
now Wheel.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Whee Whee Whee Louder .
Whee Louder, whee Louder, wheeLouder, whee Louder, whee Louder
.
Get down now, boy.
Whee Louder, whee Louder.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Hey, get the bridges down Just there.
Hey, this is Chris.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
This is Costello.
Hello, chris, I'm Mr.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Costello, what, what the hell drives you, boy.
Well, I can tell you now.
What drives you now is thefamily wagon, not the cool car,
the family wagon, yeah, withgreat AC.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I've got to tell you, man, that thing rocks.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm going to give you shit about that forever.
Anyway, the two-seater for thefamily wagon, that's what the
hell drives you, boy.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, well, you know that.
And put the seats down.
You've got room for stuff.
Now so cool.
Well, good, I've got to getstuff.
I've got to get stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Everybody's complaining about the same thing
.
I guess you will too, since youmentioned the air conditioner
already.
It's so hot, it's so hoteverywhere.
You know so, and everyone goeswell, it's because of climate
change.
And oh look, all the massshootings we had this weekend.
So many shootings.
It's kind of funny.
Everyone complains about thosetwo things, so one, they're
going.
Well, it's got to be that way.
(01:13):
Because of what?
Climate change.
Right, I think all the massshootings are going on because,
you know, and the funny thing is, no one's doing anything about
either one of them.
You know, it doesn't matter,they just whine and complain
about both of them, but no one'sdoing anything about one or the
other.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, this is it.
Well, they can't really.
I mean, I think I wonder ifit's tied together the heat and
the shootings.
You know, people get pissybecause it gets hot.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, they always say that People you know have
shorter tempers and things aregoing on more so in the summer
than they are normally.
It's just kind of funny.
It's the hot to the new normal.
It's only going to get hotter.
Is anything being done about it?
No, same with shootings.
What's being done about guns?
(02:00):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's not normal it's situational.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
We just keep whining and moaning, whining and
complaining, whining and moaningto no avail.
I'm sick of hearing of it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Turning into the English people.
We whine and moan, but not overthat.
We just whine and moan abouteverything.
The weather always sucks.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You do whine a lot, don't you?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We do.
Yes, I think Americans have gotto take on the whining and
blaming people for other peoplefor their own misdoings.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, you guys.
You get cornered for the wholeworld when it comes to whining,
but you're getting better Wellit's because you guys are
celebrating.
You're happy because you've hadTaylor Swift for You're getting
better.
Well, it's because you guysjust go to your celebration.
You're happy because you've hadTaylor Swift for three shows at
Wembley, so now the country isall happy.
The doctor is one of their own.
They're happy.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You know what?
Yes that.
And we've got Wimbledon comingup too, so that'll be good.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So people might be about that, even if you're not
like a big tennis player.
Growing up, man, I playedtennis, tennis, tennis tennis.
Because there were so many bigtennis stars and America had
more tennis stars then.
We don't really, we have maybeone, maybe we don't really have
anybody.
We used to dominate.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Now we don't.
Do you remember that Australianwoman, yvonne Goulagon?
I do.
She was coached by.
Well, my mother was coached bythe same coach.
We, we, we bet went.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So you spent more time with Yvonne, I guess, right
, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, it's like you know, 30 years later as well.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I should imagine that I haven't done the math yet,
but yeah, it's a big, a classicmatch between Bjorn Borg, mr
Headband and McEnroe Mr Headbandas well too, and just back and
forth, back and forth, man thatwas some fun stuff to watch, you
know.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I wonder if he's still in shape.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
He plays.
He's announced He'll be there.
He's at Wimbledon, He'll be oneof the announcers and he plays
the senior circuit.
He's never stopped.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh wow, all right, so he's still there.
Okay, all right, Fair enough.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Bjorn was quiet as a player and his life is quiet now
, unlike Boris Becker who youknow went to prison for a bit,
but he's working on being better, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm quite sure that that really helped his game.
Some you know being in prison.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
His game's long been gone.
And then it was Chrissy Everettversus Martina Butcher-Zillover
, Remember that?
Or Navas-Zillover.
I'm sorry You're right at thefirst.
They were just good.
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So we'll have that in England probably during the
next week or so, because withinthe next week or the next week
we've got July the 4th and Iknow that Wimbledon's always on
around then there's no Americans.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No Americans on the men's side.
We used to have, you know,McEnroe.
We had Jimmy Connors, you know,and just we had, you know, Pete
Sampras.
We had male players who made itto the finals.
We don't have that anymore.
Women we have Coco, Coco Groff,you know, and that's it.
Maybe this year.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Is it Eastern European guys or something that
have taken over?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yes, like Drago.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Drago and machines.
Well, that'd be good to watch.
That then That'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's always fun to watch, no matter who's playing.
It's just fun.
I look forward to it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Indeed.
Well, you know we should sayone thing.
I know we haven't done this yet, but this is the original
cancelled radios.
Guys, that's myself, costello,and as it says there look, if
you look over there, get my handin this thing.
It's a bit of work.
No, right there it says ChrisBailey.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's right.
So that's Chris, the logo'sright there behind you as it
makes your headphones disappearyeah, I know, I've been watching
right there behind you as itmakes your headphones disappear.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, I know, I've been watching.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Everybody does these things, that have these fake
backgrounds.
The problem is, if you move alittle bit in this fake
background, you disappear.
You're like I'm going out intothe Ethernet, so out you go.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
There you go.
How's that?
Is that better?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, I mean this is pretty dismal, because it's like
I had no idea until I read this.
I was kind of shocked by it.
A certain celebrity welcomedhis 12th kid last week.
Okay, Well, 12th Elon Musk, thedaddy now of his 12th kid.
(06:39):
He's a piece of.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I know this is all the same woman, but he was
treating one of his kids reallybadly, I mean just being a
complete dick.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
This is the third one he had.
I'm sorry I forget who themom's name is, but this is the
third one he's had with her 12th, yeah, number 12.
He's got a little tattoo hereand every time he has one he
just makes a little mark.
He goes my seeds, marks them,he goes my seeds Parks them off.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I think that man is dangerous.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I would have put him up with Trump on the danger
level, but I think no, becausethis guy's he thinks he's a
genius and stuff, so he wants tomake he sure has enough little
offsprings out there to carry onthings, carry on the Musk way
after he's gone and stuff Idon't know.
Everywhere I look is a freakingTesla car.
He's making a lot of money.
Freaking Teslas are everywhereyou know.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's very true.
I've driven them on, and boy, Itell you what they're
interesting.
I don't want one, but I don'tneed one.
They're fast and they drivethemselves.
Not very well, though.
Found that out when I came outto vegas um, my daughter's
boyfriend has one, and uh, wedecided to go out, and on the
way back he said look at this nohands, no feet, shit.
(07:50):
Then we came up to a roundaboutand it got confused and went
the wrong way yeah, well, I mean, what do you expect?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
they're good cars, you know so, they're everywhere.
I don't like the, the, thelower end.
The designs are kind of ugly,you know?
Yes, way, they're good cars, sothey're everywhere.
I don't like the lower end thedesigns are kind of ugly.
Some of the ones in the middleand the higher ends are pretty
good-looking cars.
They're awesome, they're fast.
It's just made them.
I don't want to try to do anelectric car, but the other ones
are ugly.
You want to get a Chevy Bolt?
(08:16):
Are you kidding me?
You can't even name the otherones.
But there's some of those newones out there that are made by
other car managers.
I see them a little bit.
They look pretty good.
They've got the verticalheadlights and stuff.
I see them come by and I gowhat the hell is that behind me?
It's an electric SUV, yeahthere you go.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
There's some good ones, you're right, there's some
good ones out there.
And the other thing is thatthings like Kias and things like
that, they're made to lastabout five years and then
self-destruct.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Have you seen those called Evian?
Those are the ones I'm thinkingof, evian.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I've heard of those and I don't think I've heard of
them.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I've seen a lot of those too Nice-looking cars.
Nice looking cars, they'rereally good.
So, yeah, avion, okay, I don'tknow, I have.
I mean, you're supposed to behelping with climate change.
I have no desire to get anelectric car, not yet anyway
well you know, I think, where Itravel from.
Okay, see, if I'm driving backfrom vegas to denver, okay,
(09:13):
nowhere, utah and stuff.
I'm going how much juice I gotleft.
Where am I going to plug inthat?
And where am I going to?
Even if I hit an area with anexit and stuff, they're going to
have stuff there in the middleof freaking.
Nowhere, probably not for awhile anyway.
So what am I going to do?
Gas up.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I don't know, but I do believe that they have in the
cars.
I do know this.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It'll tell you where the charging points are, like
you know Well I'm supposed todrive to where the charging
points are.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, of course you have to.
They're not going to come toyou, are they?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So I go four hours out of my way and go away this
way so I can get a chargingpoint.
And then you can go back downthis way, so it's had four or
five hours under my trip.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
They've got them on major highways and such like.
So you could do Route 66 andyou'll probably find a few in
the middle of the desert,crickets, and that's it and a
lonely little pole.
Sorry, I didn't cut you off.
It just made me think thevision of a lonely little pole
(10:18):
with a flashing light on it orsomething in the middle of
nowhere.
Right, you know, this is yourcharging station.
Well, somebody decided to putan obelisk in the middle of
nowhere in Nevada.
Did you hear about that?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh yeah, the monolith thing.
Yeah yeah, the obelisk.
They found it and they'vealready removed it.
It's gone.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's right, they took it out this week.
It's like you kill joys.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
They don't want much people going out of the casino.
Some people are kind of at theduh they're going.
We're pretty sure it's putthere by aliens.
No.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
How are you being to?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
put them there.
They're going.
I don't think so.
They're going.
Well, how did you get thereMiddle of the night?
You know who's out in thewalking trail out there in the
middle of the night?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Have you ever gone out into the desert in the
middle of the night?
I mean right out in the desert.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I had no desire to do that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
It's pretty cool.
You go out like 93 and you justsee this just one light stand
and maybe a gas.
You know a gas station orsomething.
It's just cool.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Because you're out there and it'd be pitch black.
You'd really see a reallyreally good starlit sky that way
.
Oh yeah, I've been prettyisolated to see that, but I
haven't done it in the desertyet, so it's, it's, it's, it's a
different experience.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I went out there and we were doing actually it was
Andre Agassi, strangely enoughtalking about tennis players, as
we were earlier on the originalcanceled radio guys show.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Sorry about the self plug.
Had to do it Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You've got the phone going.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
No, I said sorry about the-plug.
We had to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh well, we do, we do and we should, but anyway, I
just thought it would fit inthere nicely.
Anyhow, I was part of a crewshooting a commercial for a
cannon out there.
They have dooms out there.
If you go out far enough, thedooms shift.
And we were out there with awhole crew and I'll never forget
(12:21):
this.
The cameraman's digging out atrench and then he dutifully
puts his camera in the trenchand I said you can't do that.
He goes.
Why not?
I said because you know fine,dust is going to get in there,
You're in sand and it's going toget into the gears.
And he said going to get inthere, you're in sand and it's
going to get into the gears andit'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, guess what happened.
I'm sure what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
The inevitable happened.
There we have.
They had a wild cat.
They rented Andre Agassi and awhole bunch of us sitting in the
middle of the desert.
Then somebody realized that wecouldn't get very good traction
getting out of the desert.
Everyone was told okay, takeall the pressure out of your
tires down about 20,.
(13:02):
Okay, everybody do that.
And so they did.
And of course we got on thehighway.
What could you do?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Get flat tires, Flat tires, exactly.
You know, Andrea, this isanother American tennis player
and he's from Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
That's right.
Yes, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Another American tennis player that we don't see
anymore.
The best night sky I saw was upin the Rockies, up in the
mountain, about 11,000 feet upRight.
That's another great way to sitthere and look at the open sky
and just go holy crap, I'm uphere, it's quiet.
Call me Bear Meats, I'll beBear.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Meats, and there's the Tesla going by.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Let's double check here.
So Elon's fathered 12 kids.
Is that close to the number youfathered?
How many Are you catching up?
He's catching up to me.
Yeah, you've done more than 12?
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
God yes.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh yeah, I have two.
That's it.
Okay.
How many do you know about?
Let's put it that way.
Oh well, you know about two.
There could be more.
There could be more.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
There could be Hang on just one moment.
If you don't mind, Alexa, turnit off.
Sorry, that was Alexa.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's one of your kids.
That makes three.
You probably left behind two,maybe three, in West Bygode,
virginia.
Right, oh God, I could havedone that.
Another woman there liked youbecause you had a full set of
teeth.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That was important, I do work.
It worked out for me.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You had a job and a full set of teeth.
They I do work Booked out forme.
You had a job and a full set ofteeth.
They're going.
I'm going to screw you.
You got things I like the most.
You got a steady paycheck andyou got teeth.
Come on, yeah, let's go for aride.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Let's go Well.
I did have things like thathappen to me.
I had my soon-to-be wife'sbrother.
They were all coal miners.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He wanted to screw you no.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It was in the middle of the winter, I guess, anyway,
and he wanted to screw you, no.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He said that that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
He wanted to screw me and screw me up.
That's what he wanted to do.
Okay, he grabbed my arm.
He's sitting in his car and hegrabs my arm and he takes off
and I'm just skidding along onmy heels next to him, going like
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die, how'd you?
Do that Because it was funny.
I thought it was hilarious.
(15:36):
This is the same guy whodecided.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
West Virginia humor man.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
This is the same guy who got caught short on the I-64
and he just didn't have time todo anything, so he decided to
get his penis out and piss intoa beer can.
And this is the days of the oldflip tops.
Right, those little pull tabs.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I've got a question here.
I've got a question Well,they're sharp.
How could he fit into a littlebeer can?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Not fit into it.
But anyway, he managed to getenough.
How could he?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
get into a beer can.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Well, we're going to do great semantics here.
He got the tip of his penis andpointed it into the can okay,
and not being circumcised.
Well, one bump later he was Ah,Fucking blood everywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Give him that extra skin.
Circumcise that thing with thatbeer can.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Just bing.
Oh my God, you just cut yourdick off.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I used to say that's how I did it in West Virginia
hospitals anyway.
Yeah, that's true, I'd open aPBR and just give me that dick.
Okay, now watch this, becauseI'll let you be the first I'm
going to do an impression.
You tell me who I'm doing.
Okay, you ready?
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
A codfish.
Oh you ready, okay, a codfish.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I just had to freaking.
Look at Biden.
Last night I had to debate.
I mean, at least sit there andmake an expression instead of
like, Well he was.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It was amazing how and it got worse as the lies got
bigger- they said he had a cold.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Okay, so you're looking at one end.
One end you got the guy wholooked 81 years old.
Last night, you know, yeah surehe started going Medicare,
medicare, medicare and he forgot.
He looted his train.
He thought I'm going someone goslap him on the back or
something, and then the otherguy was just full of lies and
crap and just the usual bullshitstuff.
(17:37):
It's just like man.
You know what the depressingpart was?
It's like after watching it.
What's that Going?
Both our choices suck.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Well, they do the bit I enjoy the most with Biden
actually really got Trump reallywell.
That's where he says you're theworst president in the world
ever, ever, ever, ever had.
No, you are, no, you are, no, Iam, no, I am.
That's it Gotcha.
(18:06):
Ha ha, trump was the worst.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
No, I can beat you in golf.
Let's go pick up.
You carry your own clubs.
I bet you can't carry your ownclubs a whole 18 holes, yeah,
and you don't know what suckinglosers are.
My son's got a figure You'rethe loser.
You're a whiner, you know.
So I mean, he got some littlefeisty stuff in there, but it
still wasn't.
Maybe he didn't feel good, Idon't know.
(18:30):
Maybe he's burned out.
He'd been to Europe.
He had to do the World War IIMemorial thing.
He's doing this and he comesback.
He's got to prep.
He's free.
I'd be tired.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I'd be sleeping for a month or something they were
talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Giving him performance enhancing drugs.
Give them to both of them.
They both need them.
If you've got drugs, shoot himup.
He needs them.
Give some to Trump.
That makes him moral, truthful,honest.
Get in those type of drugs andsee what comes out of that.
Get Biden's Kikibu Joy Juice.
Oi, oi, oi.
(19:07):
It was awful.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I mean you're right, that look on his face was
absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
He looked like he was just out of tune and he started
off crappy.
He got better.
Where was he at at thebeginning?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What did he say about ?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Medicare.
He wiped out Medicare orsomething.
He said it by mistake.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, he wants to, he wants to.
I mean it was.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You're supposed to be talking about something good
that he's done.
He goes yeah, right thatMedicare.
What you, what we didn't dothat?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We didn't do that, we tried to.
Oh dear, oh dear, you know, Imean honestly, we did actually
pick up a few little bits ofwhat was going on yesterday.
I'm doing a Biden now, oh, ohdoing a bite.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And now, oh, all of our allies, even you folks in
back in england, uh, we're alldepressed.
They're going because they it'snot just, they're depressed for
one, they're pressed for both,they're going.
Guess it's the worst twochoices america's ever had.
You know, what are they goingto do?
They both suck.
Well, I think, when it comesdown to because I was talking to
some folks today they went youknow what, as bad as they both
are, if it comes down to it, I'mgonna have to, they're gonna,
they're gonna have to pick bidenbecause just, they just want a
(20:23):
better, they just want a betterhuman being.
You know?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
well, that's the thing that people were saying.
Look, you may not like this,that and the other, but biden is
a genuinely nice guy.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He has good policy.
Good policy, he's a policy.
People have known him for 50years.
They're quiet.
Last night going.
I love him.
He's great.
He's this.
It was just a bad night.
Okay, it's one bad night.
It ain't over yet.
We got all the way to Novemberfor him to do.
Who?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
knows what.
The word I got was that and Iget a phone call from DC, of
course, as you know, and Atlantain this case, which is just
down the road was that if hedoesn't do well on the next one,
if there is a next one, they'reseriously thinking about well,
who can we replace him with?
But, like you said, they can'tmake that choice, but they can
(21:16):
kind of twist his arm, I'm quitesure.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well, I'm sure that's being talked about.
It was talked about afterwardslast night.
You know well, democrats needto have a subtle huddle, have a
serious conversation aboutreplacing it.
And they do have some goodreplacements that I like.
You know.
I don't have a problem withVice President Harris.
I like her, yeah, I like.
I like Gavin Newsom, kelvin,california.
He's got that California goodboy.
(21:41):
Look, he's got the hair, he'sgot the looks.
He can stand up to.
You know who?
The point was he gave a wholebunch of openings last night.
Biden didn't come back once.
Remember this fight whenTrump's going, he goes.
I even had the zinger come back.
I'm pipe when.
When trump's going he goes.
Uh, oh god, well, I, I went.
I even had the zinger come back.
(22:02):
I'm going.
Oh, hope he doesn't.
He's going americans.
Uh, something about him.
Uh, oh, like he didn't want torun again.
Okay, he goes.
I'd rather be at one of myplaces relaxing, playing golf
and taking it easy.
You know, I only can't runbecause I have to, because he's
so bad.
I'd rather not be running.
He should have jumped on a gun.
He should have gone.
Well, you know, most of Americawould be happy if you weren't
(22:23):
running again.
So don't run again.
Go get him.
Go get him.
He didn't do it.
He missed every opportunity tozing his ass back.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I'll tell you what I did.
I managed to catch at least onelittle zinger.
There we go.
Yeah, a little bit that Icaught that maybe not everybody
else did.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
What did you think of the format and how it worked?
Cut the mic off.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That was better, because it's nothing more
irritating when they keep goingand ignore.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
They did stop.
They did stop, didn't they?
I was shocked.
They stopped.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Well, they cut the mic off, then you can't hear
them anyway.
Yeah, they stopped.
Well, they cut the mic off,then you can't hear them anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, pretty close to each other, but still they were
abiding by that and they kindof stopped.
The problem was, as usual, theydidn't answer the question,
they didn't answer the directquestion and all of a sudden
they go.
Let me go back to that.
They had to get the last wordin.
I want to go back and refer tothat and then once again, just
ignore the question aboutJanuary 6th.
(23:24):
Ignore.
Will you acknowledge theelection?
Was you lose?
If you lose, ignore, ignore,ignore.
Are you going to pardon all theJanuary 6th people?
Ignore, ignore, of course he is.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Let's go back to.
We're talking about Medicarehere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a goodone.
Oh no, I was going to kill thatoff too, but you know, I
thought it was really touchingthe way that they actually
brought Dick Clark back from thedead.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I didn't miss that.
Why didn't they bring DickClark?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
back.
I'm sorry, it must be when youwere toasting a bagel or
something in the other room, Iguess.
But he asked, of course.
He asked them both what theirfavorite song was.
Biden came up with this, whichI thought was quite, quite,
quite a cool idea.
Can you name it?
(24:17):
Yet I'm going to let it runjust for a few seconds, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What's that?
I want to get indicted.
One wants to get elected, theother wants to get indicted.
The only felon on this stage isyou sitting next to me, you
asshole.
That was pretty good too, youknow, I got a little pissed off.
His voice is just too weak toget them zingers in there, you
(25:01):
know.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, there were plenty of opportunities, but you
know, as I was listening tothis song, which I hadn't done
since I was in guard, fairly,and not even in high school, but
there's a bit at the very endhere, see if I can cue it up and
listen attentively, because Ithink it's hilarious, and this
would be the bit on your recordthat you wouldn't hear anyway
(25:24):
because you'd be scratched, allto hell.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Here we go All right.
New York City, St Louis,Philadelphia, Los Angeles,
Detroit, Chicago.
Everyone has problems, andpersonally.
I don't care, I love that.
Did you catch it?
No, it started and then it justfaded away.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well, that is the very, very end of the song.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's why what did he say?
Because it was fading away.
It's fading away.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Like Detroit, new York City.
Hey, everybody's got problems,but personally I don't care.
That's true.
I thought it was well worth it.
God, that's a good song.
It should be re-released.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't think there's going to be another debate.
That'd be a mistake.
They got all these months tocorrect it if he decides to stay
in, they got to present him asmore Vero, more strong and and
being able to speak.
and just, you know he wasfighting back at him last night.
Pretty good he was, he wasyelling at him.
You're a felon.
You're the only felon on stage,is you?
You're the only felon, you.
You had sex with a porn starwhen your wife is at home
(26:40):
pregnant.
I love that.
And then there was a line and Igo and he goes.
Excuse me, I didn't have sexwith a porn star.
Any other debate that wouldhave been the highlight in the
stand-up.
There was so much other shitgoing on it wouldn't even be the
highlight.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I couldn't get it up.
I couldn't get it up, whichactually got this response.
As a matter of fact, why don'tyou just check yourself into the
old fool's home while I stillhave a bed left?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
While I still have a bed left.
Exactly, wasn't that great hegoes.
You had sex with a porn starwhile your wife is at home
pregnant with your son.
I thought, oh good thing, andhe just goes.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I didn't have sex with the porn star.
Well, she wasn't the porn star,it was somebody else, it was
the maid.
That's just too funny yeah yeah, that's just funny.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Of course she did.
Of course she did, oh well.
It was just shocking.
I don't know what's going tohappen.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I don't know.
Well, I'll tell you what.
You know what, just changingthe Above our pay grade, I don't
know.
If they do do another one, I'dbe quite surprised, although I'm
quite sure the ratings werethrough the roof or they'd have
to be because everybody wascarrying it.
I was tempted to watch it onFox just because I knew what
kind of I don't worry aboutratings.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't know how well they're there because you know,
like this time of year Neverhad a debate this early before
Early part of the summereveryone's thinking vacation.
No one wanted to pay attention.
I didn't watch it.
I was out having dinner.
Man, I turned on my phone.
I said let me watch a littlebit of what's going on.
I saw about 10 minutes of itand I went are you shitting me?
(28:17):
This is awful, he's awful, theother guy.
They're both awful.
I said turn it off.
So I got back and watched thereplay of it later.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, it was a bit much.
I mean it's way too long anhour and a half way too long.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I mean they're going to talk things about priorities
and what they're actually goingto do for the country, which I
don't believe either of them did.
Biden finally gets a plane lastnight after 1230 in the morning
, gets a plane and goes to NorthCarolina and he's making a
rally appearance today.
Are you trying to kill the guy,or what I mean at the last
minute?
I'd go.
You need to go to bed and thenwe'll bring you back out, you
know.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Go to that old people's home in the sky, go to
the people's home in NorthCarolina.
Well, the old people's home inNorth Carolina, well, it goes
somewhere.
So you think Newsom would be agood candidate.
I do.
I would agree with you on thatone too.
I like him.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
He's just waiting his turn.
He thinks, okay, well, whateverhappens with Biden, win or lose
, it's going to be four years,and four years from now he's
going for it and they may pushhim and go.
Well, gavin, you know you can'twait four years.
Hello, it's yours now.
So he may not want it now, hemay go.
I want to do it the right way,so I'm sure that I can get it
and win.
I don't want to be pushingthere at the last minute.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
No, I guess you just have a whole bunch of a new
bunch of haters for him.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Speaking of haters, I mean they're trying to.
Some things are overshadowed bythe event of this yesterday, oh
really.
So they determined MatthewPerry was getting ketamine from
his therapist.
And you can do that.
You do that in stages.
You use it under controlledcircumstances, whatever.
They did a test and theyrealized the ketamine they got
(30:08):
from the therapist is not theketamine that killed him.
Now they want to find who soldit to him.
The number one suspect.
What is her name?
It's Charlie Sheen's ex-wife.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Sheen went through his period like I'm fucked up
doing drugs.
It's's ex-wife, oh okay, oh, ohoh.
Sheen went through his periodlike I'm fucked up doing drugs.
They're going to arrest thesepeople for murder when they know
who they are.
Her name was Michelle.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I thought it was Valerie, Valerie Bertinelli.
He said for the fourth timeCharlie Sheen.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
No, he never.
That's Eddie Van Halen'sex-wife oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I was wrong anyway.
Oh, you're doing a Biden.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Let's all do the Biden Ready Mount thing and open
I mean he's got, you gotta have, he has to have.
People who just say you got tohave, he has to have you know.
People who just say you need tosmile more and get that grumpy
look off your face.
You know and you see you get.
Look, look how you look oncamera, sir.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My people say that smile more, I go, I am.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yes, you are.
You have a lot to smile about.
There's a big thing on Big Daythey're going after.
They want to get all the peoplegot all the people anything to
do with selling Matthew Perry toKetamine and so they'll be
arrested and accessory to murder.
So the guy on the list isCharlie Sheen's ex-wife.
His name was Michelle,something Michelle Ketamine,
because he was married toremember one of the real
(31:44):
housewives of Beverly Hills.
What was her name?
Crap?
Well, I never.
She was in the movie Wild Thing.
She was in that, so don't askme.
She looked really good.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I am not kind of the person you would want to ask
Denise Richards.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, he was married to Denise Richards for a while,
and before that he was marriedto some lady named Michelle.
That's the one, apparently,who's supposedly one of the
people who gave Matthew Perrysome bad ketamine Illegal
ketamine.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Well, at least they gave him.
Oh, that's a shame, though Imean, that's Well, I guess, day
there.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh, that's a shame, though I mean that's well, I
guess you can do that crap.
You can have someone watch youwhen you're doing it anyway,
because you can do what happens.
Laugh like this and you're inthe pool just going to the water
and your mouth still gapes open.
It's like gee, he's going to bedrowning soon.
Yes, Damn.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh well, that's a sad thing, isn't it?
It is a sad thing, you know.
I suppose we should reallyremind people.
This is, of course, theoriginal.
Finish it off, bailey.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Kristen Costello, the original cancel radio guys.
We are two guys who are tooyoung yet to run for president.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, sure we are, we are, we are.
We got to be 80?
Goes to it?
Yep, in that case, mostdefinitely Way out there.
Way out there.
Damn tootin' Damn tootin'.
The original cancelled radioguys, which is us.
Do please go to our website andhit on that little thing that
(33:24):
says not donate, but somethingclose to it.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Can we donate?
We have a GoFundMe page orsomething.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
No, no, no, it's like a follow thing and people can
for three bucks.
No, I don't think anybody hasthis yet.
Actually, I had a dream thatsome guys in the Middle East did
and they were very generous,which is very nice of them.
Unfortunately, it was a dream.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I can't imagine why I wouldn't have it.
You woke up and they weren'tthere anymore, okay, yeah, yeah,
it was good for thenon-existent email.
That didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Exactly, precisely An email for us, by the way,
should you care?
Care at all, and particularlyif you've got Robert Plant,
alison tickets maybe, like inthe South Carolina area, is
chrisandcostello at yahoocom.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
What tickets?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Robert Palmer, alison Krauss.
You mean Robert Plant, robertPlant.
Yes, sorry, robert Palmer.
Oh, krauss, you mean RobertPlant, robert Plant.
Yes, sorry, robert Palmer,robert Palmer's dead.
Yes, that's what I was going tosay.
Another Biden moment.
Here we go.
Another Biden moment brought toyou by Well, you see, that's
what happens.
I'm drinking my big cup of JoeBiden.
See, everything's related.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
So they thought the Republicans thought they were
going to jack him up for thedebate I wish they would have.
They should have.
My question is why didn't theyjack him up, man?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Jack him up.
Well, when he gets going, he'spretty good he was yelling, he
got feisty.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
The opening part is like where am I?
Who am I?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
What am I?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
doing.
He's like where am I, who am I?
And even Trump's going.
I don't know what he said thereat the end.
The only thing he knows is whathe said himself.
I'm going.
Okay, I scored one for theasshole.
All right, that was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
But the thing of it is it always gets me is that
Trump's mouth just looks like anasshole.
I mean it looks like asphincter muscle, it's just
round.
So it only makes sense thatshit would come out of it and
don't forget the hands.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
There's always this stuff going.
You need to do this.
It's like you know his personaswas part of him.
His coma was getting a littlethinner.
It's like you know his personaswas part of him.
You know His coma was getting alittle thinner.
It looks like too.
Or maybe he just didn't have agood hair day.
I don't know.
He didn't have a good hair dayin years.
What am I talking?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
about when you've got two guys on stage masturbating.
I suppose Did.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I read that wrong.
Oh, You've got two differentteleprompters and I've got two
guys on stage masturbating.
Is that the Kelsey brothers?
Who's?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
that Well, no, I mean , you know they're debating, so
two of them must be masturbating.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Oh, those masturbators.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah oh.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
God, I know what you're saying.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have toexplain everything to Bailey.
I have to explain everything toBailey.
If I get a joke, I have to stophim and say listen to the joke.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Apparently you do.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, I have to.
I am going to play a record,Not really, I'm going to play it
now.
Say it real slow.
Well, it doesn't help that wecan see each other.
Now we are doing video thingson YouTube, so welcome YouTubers
.
So again you guys can clicklike or whatever.
(36:52):
That would be appreciated and Iguess they can put little
messages.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'm just watching you fade in and out like Star Trek,
like they're trying to beam youup or something.
Oh, am.
I, how fun Every time you movea little bit.
Oh, am I?
Oh, how fun.
Every time you move a littlebit, half your head's gone, your
ear's gone.
He's stuck in that thingbetween being beamed up and
staying on the Enterprise, youknow.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, well, you know.
I was wondering what the shirtwould do on it.
Would it completely whack itout or not?
Because if you have a shirtwith little lines on it, they
call it moray and it just freaksout.
But this shirt didn't do that.
Yeah, well, you know, I got abackground at least.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
I do too.
I got a cabinet.
I just look at the clock andsay I got to go, you got to go.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
You put that chunk put.
Well, it's real, put that chunkchunk one, but chunk two.
You got chunk one yesterday andchunk two today.
So this is the end of part two.
I bet you squeal.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I bet you squeal like pig.
Where's squeal?
Squeal now Squeal, squeal,squeal, louder, louder, wheel,
now Wheel.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Whee Whee Whee Louder .
Whee Louder, whee Louder, wheeLouder, whee Louder, whee Louder
.
Get down now, boy.
Whee Louder, whee Louder.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Hey, get the bridges down Just there.
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