Ever wondered how a Learjet becomes a chic one-bedroom RV? Buckle up as we share the quirky tale of a friend who did just that, complete with law enforcement encounters and RV park escapades. But that's just one piece of our adventure this week. We kick things off with some light-hearted banter about dog walking mishaps and tech glitches before diving into the political whirlwind. With President Biden stepping down and Kamala Harris earning the Obamas' endorsement, we speculate on Trump's potential Twitter storm and the slew of less-than-tasteful slogans from the opposition.
Next, we get real about the challenges Vice President Kamala Harris faces, addressing the unfounded claims and biases that persist. From Tulsi Gabbard's accusations to the absurd "DEI hire" label, Harris's journey is a testament to resilience and hard work. We chat about her experiences as a stepmother and the societal hurdles women and people of color continue to encounter. All the while, we maintain a playful, supportive tone, underscoring our belief in Harris's potential to clinch the upcoming election despite the noise and negativity.
Switching gears, we groove into summer music trends, spotlighting artists like Sabrina Carpenter and Shaboozey, and nodding to the late Sinead O'Connor’s enduring legacy. Then, we marvel at the aviation-meets-RV innovation before shifting to a heartwarming family segment. From my daughter's career aspirations in law enforcement to nostalgic sips of Mexican Coca-Cola, we wrap up with laugh-out-loud moments about my corgi's rehoming saga. And of course, a special shoutout to Kamala Harris for joining us, bringing her trademark wit and strength to the conversation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just put the dog in a leash to go for a walk.
You don't have to go fast, youdon't have to go far, just get
him out, shut around here.
Okay, wait a minute, there shegoes.
Okay, she's right, it's good.
I sent you back a text hoursago.
Didn't hear anything.
I restarted my phone, so maybethat fixed it.
I'm in California and I can dothe call, but need to get in the
same time zone.
(00:21):
You're on, so what do I do youin the same time?
zone you're on so I can writeback right now, you know.
But all right, right now ornext week, Excellent.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, all righty, we're running.
You want to verify that thereat your end, mr Bailey?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yes, sir, you ready to go guys.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
This is probably.
Well, yes, man.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Here we go.
Hey, this is Chris.
Hey, it's Costello here, hi,chris.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
How are you?
You know what?
I feel kind of like a skankhere, because what did we
promise last week?
That we're not going to talkany politics unless something
happens.
Well, gee, look what happenedthe very next day.
It was the very next day thatBiden dropped out and Vice
President Kamala Harris is nowtaking a spot.
She got the endorsement of theObamas and off and running.
(01:25):
Here we go, and of course wewere wondering so we're going to
keep it true politics how Trumpwas going to go after her right
.
He spent all this time sleepyJoe, old Joe, worst president
ever, and now anything he saysis going to sound sexist and
racist, but that's normal forhim anyway, this is true.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He just can't help himself.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Anything he says is going to sound sexist and racist
, but that's normal for himanyway.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
This is true.
He just can't help himself.
He's like a fifth grade kid.
I know you are, but what am I?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He was saying last night at one of those damn
rallies.
But now they're inside nowbecause I love it if someone's
at a rally and they pop theballoon Just to watch you hit
the deck again.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
My ear, my ear, you know, what I'd like to do is,
like you know, just give one ofthose laser pointers that'd be
great to watch the secretservice come crawling everywhere
, going where's it coming from.
Oh, that'd be great yeah, yeah,what you were saying last night
.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I was stupid and he's , like anyone said, since
they've been shot, I'm nice nowI'm a nice guy.
Now I gotta be nice.
You know what?
I can't be nice because they'renot nice people, they're
dangerous people.
So, kamala, get out of here.
You're fired.
I'm just going.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, we can live off that apprenticeship you're gonna
do, you're gonna do your mouthlike this, chris, when you do,
when you do um like this, youcan get the hands going.
You've got to get the spink tomouth.
Yeah, I'll pass, I've got tolisten.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It didn't take long for Republicans and Trump to
start calling her names andstuff like that.
If you get the best way insteadof this, just to get the true
reaction as to how she feels,because she's really happy, I'm
happy for her.
I like her a lot, you know.
So let's just go to the sourceman Right here on the Chris and
Costello deal we have for yourentertainment pleasure.
(03:17):
Here she is Vice PresidentKamala Harris.
Hello guys, hello boys.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Harris, there you go, hello boys, boys, thank you.
That's the thing anyone said tome.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Good to see you, you're saying that again.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, they're going to pick on you.
Someone put up on the interneta picture of you, kamala, and
there you were, your face withJoker makeup on, and it said
underneath the Giggler.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well when you're happy, you're happy, that's all.
I'm just happy to be runningfor this great nation of ours.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Presidency Excellent and you know what.
Everybody here at the original,canceled Radio Guys show.
We're going to endorse you too,you betcha, yeah, you never
mind the others.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well, you know, that might be better than Barack and
Michelle's.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're welcome when we get our man from the South
next door.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We are a better power couple, not in the gay way.
Not in the gay way.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's an entertainment way, not that there's anything
wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, it's an entertainment way.
Okay, I got stuff.
This came out right after itwas announced you were going to
run, biden endorsed you.
Okay, a shirt came out from themega people right off the gate.
It says I just want to get yourreaction.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
The first one says Joe and the ho got to go.
Oh, my goodness, he couldn't doany better than that.
Because why I've never heardany of that?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, I don't know why they're portraying that.
Since you're a woman, I guessthey're portraying you slept
your way to the top, so you'regoing to hear a lot of that
stuff.
Here's one they say you shouldbe paid for your vice
presidential pick, peteButtigieg, buttigieg.
They said the, the slogan isButtigieg darling.
It's Buttigieg Right.
(05:21):
Ok, so the ticket slogan wouldbe.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
They call it the blowjob ticket.
Well, I know that he's full ofhot air, so that would work.
Not Pete, of course.
The other one, the Cheetomagnet, is full of hot air, so
he could blow.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Not thinking that's what they meant by the blowjob
ticket, but it's okay.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh, isn't that unfortunate?
Because I don't know.
I wasn't convicted of sexualassault.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Just saying that's right.
He's not a man in conviction,even though he has 34
convictions.
Hey, right wing commentators, Inever heard of this guy.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Maybe you have Costello Constantine Kyson
referred to you, ms VicePresident, as a vagina of color.
Oh well, I am of color and I dohave a vagina.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So that one might be true.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Maybe you can vajazzle your vagina.
Oh, oh, what's your name?
Again, that's going a bit far.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Here's one.
This one says that you got yourstart in politics by sleeping
with Willie Brown, I believe anex-ex-mayor of San Francisco.
Did you date him at some point?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Well, yes, indeed, I did, Long before I was married
to the first gentleman.
But, yes, yes, we did go out alittle bit, but heck, I had all
kinds of celebrity bows at thatpoint in time and I don't think
he did.
I would like to say that Iworked my way to the top.
I wasn't asleep.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I think it's just because you dated people that
make it sound like you were somekind of slut.
Also because you dated, at onepoint, montel Williams.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I didn't, yeah, I didn't.
Yes.
Montel was really quite a lotof fun and, again, I did not
sleep my way to the top.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I worked hard for this when you dated Montel, did
you buff his head?
I did, I did to the top.
I worked hard for this.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
When you dated Montel , did you buff his head?
I did, I did.
He liked a little chamois claw.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
He liked that head shiny man he liked a little
chamois claw.
A little plaid.
Montel's really pissed off, youknow, because everyone's asking
him about their relationship,he's going.
I'm not going.
It's over 20 years ago.
We dated for like a year.
You're not going to get crapfrom me.
I'm happy for her.
I like her.
Good for you, Montel.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right, he was a good man.
He is a good man, yes.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes, I used to like this senator.
Remember you know who TulsiGabbard is?
Is Senator Tulsi Gabbard?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
She said, quote Kamala Harris slept her way to
the top, and with a name likeTulsi Gabbard poor thing.
I guess it wasn't possible forher Sounds like a position.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hey, they also say you're just another DEI hire.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, I have heard that, and you know the only DEI
people are the ones that DEIthemselves.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What does that stand for?
Sorry, don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Diversity, equity inclusion.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, yes, but I think that it's just a
bunch of middle aged white guysthat are saying that you are
correct, because they just, theyjust don't.
They just say you were giventhe nomination, you didn't earn
it.
You're the freaking vicepresident.
The president steps away, thevice president waits.
That's the way it always is.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And apparently they haven't seen any of the cases
that I have, you know, and thecurrent Republican candidate for
president, let's just say Ihave seen it, I have prosecuted
it, I have sent it to jail.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, good one, Good one like that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh, jd Vance, the vice president, did you guys see
the movie based off the bookthat he wrote to Hillbilly?
Did you see that we're goingclose?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You know what?
We have enough Hillbillies inreal life.
I don't need to see the movie.
He's, oh please, he and hiscatless woman thing.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
What kind of stupid thing is that to say?
I mean, you know it was acatless woman.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know, he's just the other one's mini-me.
Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So that's all there is to that you can't be a good
president because you're not amother, you don't have kids.
There's no way you can be agood president.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I have two beautiful stepchildren and so I'm not at
all sure.
Didn't you see what my eveneven the first gentleman's
ex-wife called out?
That ridiculous comment, and mystepdaughter was quick to my
side.
That's ridiculous, and anybodythat chooses not to have
(10:19):
children or can't have children,well, I just think that shows
you the level of intelligencewe're dealing with right there.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
They're just jealous because they think you got there
because, one, you're female.
Two, you're a woman of color.
Three, you have a laugh like ahyena.
They just don't know how todeal with it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, they just don't understand that they're going
down.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Here's one standard wrote on his Facebook page right
, kamala Harris is a littlewhore.
Oh, I'm seriously.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Now which one gets paid for it.
I don't remember the prostituteor the.
I would never do it for free.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And she opens her mouth and inserts her foot let's
call it a campaign donationwell, doesn't always have to be
monetary, my dear so you knowthat that thing about cats and
women who haven't had kids I Iassume that I was just thinking
(11:24):
of cl you know that they haddogs and a child, but then again
never mind, well, they also.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
his idiocracy went through to my friend Pete
Buttigieg too, for somehow he'schildless too.
What the hell was that allabout?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He's adopted two boys .
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He's not childless, he has a little girl and a
little boy, but there's no waythat right.
We need to have a littlediscussion on biology, because
he cannot have childrenbiologically.
The man.
And they did, and he and hishusband did adopt two beautiful
(12:10):
children.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
They are lovely children.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
But, he included them in the Catholic's witness and
they can call me names all theywant.
They can call me names all daylong, and I should just laugh at
that because I'm way smarterand they're going down.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I've got a question for you.
What do you seriously thinkyour chances are of winning this
?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, people vote and I'm in.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, yes, but I personally think that you've got
it've got it.
I mean, just seems that theenergy and everything we see is
just just you know there's stilla ways to go yet.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
But come back, convention, we're going to fire
up the troops and we're going toset us back on the right path
and they can say all that theywant.
But I was never convictedthat's also very true.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You convicted people, that's for sure.
But we want to thank vicepresident the giggler for I mean
kamala harris for being on withus.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
you know, mr chris, you are just too funny, thank
you.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's been wonderful being on the sidelines here
hearing this conversation.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, gentlemen, I'm always at your disposal.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, lovely.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Very good, we're calling you again, like you said
we've got a long campaign ahead, so we want to touch base with
you down the road a little bit,okay?
Indeed, gentlemen, go registerto vote for the right person.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Me.
Yeah, I'm going to vote for you.
You do good, you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Ola Skimla Thanks.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Oh, gentlemen, well, have a lovely time.
Bye-bye, bye.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bye Do the clean wave .
That was great.
I'm glad you spent some time.
She is a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Happy person.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The Trump thing came back for him.
He can't vote for him.
He's the old guy on the ticket.
Who's the old guy on the?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
ticket.
Now he is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All those things you said before about don't vote for
an old guy he's the old guy.
That ticket now he is.
All those things you saidbefore about don't vote for old
guy he's the old guy.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So it's great.
Well, that's interesting, thatwas cool.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, it's that time of year, man, so we're really
deep in the summer and a week orso we'll be into the last
throes of summer.
It's been really hot, it's beenpretty fast.
Every summer there's alwayslike they say this is the song
of the summer, this is the trendof the summer, this is the hot
artist of the summer.
So we're going to check and seehow hip you are, who.
(14:53):
Yes, there's been a couple oftrends going on this summer, so
we're going to see if you knowwhat the hot songs are, the hot
artists are.
That's been happening thissummer.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, songs are the hot artists are.
That's been happening thissummer.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
All right, he has it on your computer, castillo has
that look of dread.
Okay, it's okay.
It's all in fun already.
Okay, so the hottest femaleartist of this summer hands down
has been who?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's going to be Miley Cyrus.
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, pervert, you're just thinking of your own loins
.
I mean your own thoughts.
Yes, sabrina Carpenter.
Okay, hot Little Blonde, shegot the song of the summer.
It's the song of summer by hers.
I guess you wouldn't know it.
You know what it is.
Song of the Summer is Espresso.
Oh, and she released anotherone too.
(15:52):
Please, please Me, those arebig.
Look her up, man.
She's blonde, she's hot, she'syoung and she's the artist of
the summer and has the song inthe summer.
Okay, what was it?
Hip question.
Sabrina Carpenter, are youGoogling?
I will be.
We're taking a quick break inthe show here.
Why Costello Google?
(16:13):
No, no, no, no, no.
The big, also a big trend inthe summer.
You may have noticed this oneAll these pop artists are
collaborating and doing friggingcountry songs.
Now, have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I have noticed that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yep, All right, let's see what you know.
So Post Malone has put out asingle.
With what country?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
artist Tick tick tock , tock, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick tick, tick Wait a minute, Idon't know.
Game's up.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh, well done Blake Shelton.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh, and did I think you were looking for a?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
woman.
Well, you know, the song iscalled with Blake Shelton and
Post Malone is called Pour Me aDrink.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
The thing about country lyrics and songs is
they're so simplistic on thelyrics.
Grab my truck, pour me a drink.
I ain't paying my taxes.
Frickin' cheated on me, okay,but yeah, blake and Post Malone,
just pour me a drink.
Funny song, of course, allright, there's also you may
remember this, because this wasa guy who was a big DJ out here
in Vegas, big DJ in VegasMarshmello.
(17:18):
You know right, the guy withthe big marshmallow on his head.
You never see what he lookslike.
He's a marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
He's a disco.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The freaking guy makes a disco as a DJ man.
The guy makes like a milliondollars a gig.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I got something wrong , then didn't I.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
So he's collaborating with a country artist, so it's
Marshmello.
And who's the country artist?
He's with Ding ding Ding, dingDing ding, Pervert Kane Brown.
They've done a song together, Imean.
Marshmello put together thesong and the beats.
Kane does the singing, ofcourse, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Now we talked about the pop songs of the summer.
The biggest country song of thesummer is done by a pop artist.
Okay, it's called the bar song.
Sounds almost like a Beyonce'sTexas old and it's got that same
type of you know they're tryingto person, trying to sound
country, but it's called the barsong.
Okay, when the guy appears atlike a country music award show
(18:22):
and they're going, oh, we wantto see this guy first, he walks
in and they're going like holycrap because he's got dreadlocks
.
So the bar song black artist.
He only did one country song,so the bar song big hit.
The artist is.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Did you say my name again?
Lionel Richie Sh.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Did you say my name again, lionel Richie Shaboosie?
Okay, if you say so.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's like when you go out in the woods in South
Carolina.
You come back and you pick themoff your ass.
Is this Shaboosie?
Oh?
Yeah there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What's that back there?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I got a Shaboosie.
You don't know Shaboosie.
No, no, it's called the barsong.
These are hot songs this summer.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Listen, the only hot thing this summer around here is
the temperature in this townwith the humidity, and I'm
standing inside.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm white.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'm white, white, white.
I don't go outside anymore, Ican tell you have no tan
whatsoever.
None, look at me.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Tan man, tan Okay Bar song is pretty fun, pretty fun.
If you like the Beyonce Texashome, you'll like Shaboozy bar
song.
He's been appearing on allthese country award shows before
the summer came.
Anyway, the song has maintainedthe summer big hit.
And whatever One of the new,hottest pop artists there is,
you heard of Teddy Swims, youknow Teddy.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh, yes, Intimately.
Now you see this part of myhead here.
It's been stuffed up my ass thelast year.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm taking notes here .
So far, costello has not gottenone Question right.
On pop culture of the summer Of2024 Totally bypassed me sorry,
Unless you're knocking on mydoor.
Big, big goose egg here.
Nothing Dang.
You have to know about this,okay.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh, I do huh.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So summer vacation time, everybody travels.
So you know the airports andstuff have been busiest ever of
all time.
You know.
That's why I don't fly anymore,because it's just a real pain
in the ass to go through.
Flights are always delayed,flights are always delayed.
Flights are always canceled.
You've got to wait.
People have got bad tempers.
There's fights on planes.
Who needs it?
But the good news from theairlines this week this is a big
(20:52):
deal because I don't fly thisairline because of that stupid
policy they had.
They changed it today.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yes indeed.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Southwest Airlines is now going to have assigned
seats.
I never flew Southwest, but Idid hear about that.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I didn't know.
When I first time flewSouthwest they have zone A, b, c
.
I said I don't know, I'll justdo, I'll board last two carriers
.
I didn't know they didn't haveassigned seats.
I did like zone C.
When you do zone C it's thelast of the last and it's always
nothing that's left but middleseats.
I mean it just sucked, they'regoing.
Oh, it's just because you savemoney.
You know if you have to buyZone A, you pay out the ass just
(21:34):
to be able to be one of thefirst people to board.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You know, one of the first people to get off.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, yeah, but you know you want only try to get a
decent seat by a window or anaisle, and you have to do Zone A
, and even this I guarantee,because Southwest is notoriously
known for pre-boarding.
You know, okay, all retiredmilitary, all handicapped people
, the assistance with kidsgetting on the plane, all active
service duty people, Okay, allpeople with a booger on the left
(22:00):
side of the nose and havetrouble breathing.
It's like 75 people board aspecial boarding before the left
side of the nose and havetrouble breathing.
You know, just and just, it'slike.
It's like 75 people board, yeah, A special boarding before you
even call freaking zone a.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
So we didn't zone it by 10, but you know you can't
get a damn seat.
What you got to do is you gotto get there and then pull on
one of their wheelchairs and sitby the gate, girl, in one of
those wheelchairs.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And the reason you can't take that on.
So no, I think I can probablywalk that far.
Last time I flew south, I wasrecovering from my foot surgery.
I was in a boot, I was in ZoneC, but they said, oh, you need
assistance.
I went, well, hell, I'm goingto take advantage of that.
So I hopped over to my boot.
They want me to go right on.
Sir, please board.
I got me a nice window seat.
I, with zone 8 tickets goingasshole, you bastard, you know.
And they'd be going like themilitary people going by as well
(22:49):
too.
You know you're not in uniform,but you never saw action Pissed
off, you know.
So I'm just happy they're doingassigned seats.
So now you've got these by yourseat, by your aisle, by where
you want.
So I'll fly them again now,because otherwise than that, I
like them.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's interesting.
They said that 86% of peoplewho didn't fly the reason they
didn't fly Southwest was, youknow, assigned seating.
86% of people flying Southwestsaid they would like to see
assigned seating.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay and it's how much business have they been
losing over the years?
I mean, how stupid.
How long did it take them?
You know Southwest you knowthis is the number one hub
airline here in Las Vegas.
So they interviewed a lot ofpeople in this area here and
here in Vegas and there wereSouthwest passengers they go.
What's the biggest complaintwith Southwest?
They go.
I'd love to have an assigned C.
It took them 20 years or so togo.
(23:46):
Hey, maybe we should do asigned seat.
People want that.
There's a CEO.
If they're making millions ofbucks, he just finally made that
decision to give the peoplewhat they want.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
That, and they're going to start doing red-eye
flights too, I understand, whichapparently they didn't do
before.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I didn't know that.
Yep, I guess I only flew themthe one time wearing a foot boot
.
I got cussed out so much Inever flew them again.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You should break it out and fly with them again with
the old boot on.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
People go hey, if you ever need to board first or
whatever, just bring your booton.
I said I don't want to wearthat damn thing to the airport.
If I don't have to, it wouldpain the ass to try to walk
around that thing.
I got my early boy, because Ineeded it yeah.
I deserved it.
I was wounded, I was hurt.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I stepped on a landmine, but it didn't go off,
that's why I?
Don't need to put in the boot.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So that's big news here in Vegas, because Southwest
is the hub here in Vegas.
The other big news in Vegashappened today, this morning.
There's a lot of famousresidents that live here
full-time, as you know.
One just died a few months agoinfamous, but he was here.
He was at a place down thestreet from where I hang out and
work, about two blocks away,walking there any night, seeing
(24:58):
him at the bar hugging his samepeople going up.
Oh love you, how you doing OJSimpson?
So he was sued again for thefirst time since the 90s by fred
goldman and the goldman family.
You know yeah going for it, fred.
It's just like uh, I forgetwhat the actual name, because
the last time he sued was in the90s and he won the civil suit.
(25:18):
This new lawsuit, fred, saysthat the Simpson estate now owes
him $131 million.
Still Now I don't think he hasthat much left over.
That's probably $2 million, $3million, maybe, I don't know.
Maybe some hidden, I don't know.
But he's going for it and hiskids are probably going.
We need to get something fromdaddy.
(25:39):
You could have got something ifyou had paid the Goldman's
first.
They deserve it.
They're not going to let him gountil they get what.
You can't bring your son backand stuff.
But they go for it, fred.
I'm happy to hear it, oh yeahabsolutely.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Absolutely Huh Interesting.
You know I saw an interestingthing today, that in Northern
Ireland this is someunpronounceable town.
They decided that they wouldbecause it's the year
anniversary of Sinead O'Connordying.
Has it been a year?
Yeah, wow, that's a fast year,jeez, okay.
(26:14):
So you know they thought beinga wax museum.
They put a little museum.
You know they do a wax work ofher.
Okay, so Easy to do the head.
Well, that's the thing you see.
So they did this thing.
Her brother said it looks likea demented mannequin.
This looks nothing like mysister and all these people, is
(26:37):
that?
why, that's kind of.
If it is her, it's a very youngversion of her, so they've
decided to take it down andthey're going to rework it,
which will be interesting to seewhat they do.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, she became famous when she was young and,
of course, she still had fanseven when she got older, but all
her famous stuff.
When she was younger she lookedthe way she did.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Well, anyway, they really took it.
They were very very unhappyabout it and it did.
I'll agree with them.
It did look a little odd.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'd see a picture of that that's.
I can't believe it's been ayear.
You mentioned something.
I remember this from a year agoon the show.
I was talking.
I wasn't a big fan, I only hadthe one song, but you're talking
about how she was bigger ineurope than she was in the
united states, which is true.
but you mentioned a song of hersthat got stuck in my head the
Emperor something right, theEmperor's New Clothes yeah, you
said it was a big hit.
I never heard that's no suchthing.
(27:31):
You know what?
I heard that song for the firsttime about two weeks ago.
I went.
I know that song.
I didn't know it was her and Ilike that song.
I'm going well it.
It only took me all this timeto figure the freaking thing out
.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I feel like an idiot.
That's Sinead O'Connor Decentsong decent song.
Good, I like it.
Yeah, that's a great song.
We'll have a little bit of itnow.
Why not?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You have it now, ray.
No, I'm going.
Dan, you're getting good.
All of a sudden you whippedthat right up on me, you push
that digital button pull up thatShady Connors song.
You don't have the new boardyet.
You can't do that.
No.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No, I just can't believe what this old board is
suddenly doing.
It's the most bizarre thing.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It's time to go.
But you know what we do have.
I should mention we do have newproducers.
I understand we do.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Coming online soon.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Online.
They'll be picking apart theshow.
When it's done, They'llprobably just erase it.
This is the best you can giveus.
Yeah, it is.
They start and they'll beputting things together.
You'll see us in various places.
They're working now and theirwork you'll start seeing
debuting next week.
We'll be more visible in a lotof places.
You can hear us in a lot moreplaces.
(28:43):
They will be more visible in alot of places.
You can hear us in a lot moreplaces.
They're just taking us over.
We're going to the next level.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Costello, we're going to the next level.
They can actually get on TikTok.
I can't even get on it anymore.
I mean it's like okay, we'vegot your password, now we're
going to send you a super secretpassword Just put a dancing
video of yourself and get rightup.
No, you can't get even on there.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Don't worry, we have our producers from.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
France.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They're going to take us from level D celebrities.
We're going to go up to level Ccelebrities.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh yeah, I'm ready.
I'll be trading my Mercedes infor a Yahoo, for a car, or a
Volkswagen, or a Volkswagen.
There you go.
What were those little cars?
They started with a Y and theywere like from Yugoslavia, yugo,
yugo, that's it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Death traps.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, oh God, they're horrible, so I'm going to trade
in my Mercedes for Yugo theydon't see them anymore because
everybody drove one and they'recrashing their dead.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh God, they're horrible.
So I'm going to trade in myMercedes for you, bill.
They don't see them anymorebecause everybody drove one.
They're crashing their dead.
Oh yeah, yeah, they wereterrible, terrible, don't brag,
just back.
But yes, it'll be fun and as wehave our new management team
and producers, you know whatcomes with that.
Just saying Sponsors, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, my Do you watch yourfavorite streaming show.
(30:05):
Now sometimes Do you get towatch it for free?
Do so.
You got to put up with some adsduring the show.
We've been ad-free since ourinception.
We're going to have to come out.
Hopefully we're going to try toput.
We want sponsors, but we'regoing to hopefully have them
right at the beginning of theshow.
You listen and you can't fastforward past.
(30:25):
You listen to those, then youget to the good stuff.
You get to our material, orthey may want to put them in the
show.
We'll see how it goes.
Sponsors are coming.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Looking forward to it because I've been doing all the
editing for the last year and ahalf.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yep.
So we've got some peoplecurious lineup who want to be
sponsors.
It's interesting to collect it.
So far we have uh, there's anenergy drink.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It thinks it'd be a good fit for our show.
Okay, keep people awake.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
That's miles.
There's some condoms thatpeople want to do there.
They are calling.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's a condoms or ass.
I really need to take this call.
Well, that was a quick wordfrom our sponsors as we were
talking about them.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I thought you said you really needed to take that.
That was the quickest.
I really needed to take thatcall.
I've ever heard did they give?
You some secret code word, andthat was it that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yes, the black helicopters will now retreat.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
No, it came up as the number one you got to share on
the show Katsia what the hellwas that.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Well, okay, it came up as law officers of, and I'd
been waiting for a call from myattorney and it wasn't.
It was something to do withsome pill everybody took in this
, I don't know so you're openingup this party today.
You're telling you that you canremain out on bail.
(31:52):
Yeah, we're not going to revokeyour bail there you go.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm happy for it.
It's great.
You get the weekend.
It's the weekend at home.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
still, you report back to jail on Monday at 8 am
and bring cigarettes with you.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We're talking really good.
You've been debating the ideaof maybe selling your shack I
mean home in Columbia, southCarolina and buying an RV and
living out of that and beingable to just kind of move around
and stay longer in places likeand go out and go for the rest
of the.
That's a great idea.
Now a friend of mine sent you apicture.
You have to admit that's prettycool.
A friend of mine sent you apicture, you have to admit
(32:23):
that's pretty cool.
A friend of mine just bought anRV.
What he actually bought is aLearjet that took the wings off
and they gutted and convertedthe inside, made a one-bedroom
RV inside an actual stinkingLearjet.
We've seen the outside.
I got to go.
I'm going to see him in abouttwo weeks and I'm going to get a
(32:44):
view and pictures of the inside.
Oh yeah, get pictures.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Definitely get pictures.
You know they had to take thewings off, which is
understandable.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Pull it down the street, you know.
But he said he was pulled overthree times by cops in LA
Because they're going.
You can't be pulling jets down.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He says no he, they got an RV here.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Can I sit in front seat?
I mean Learjets anyway, alwaysin the back have one bed, one
bedroom.
So they made that and theyconverted the other part to like
a living quarter.
So it's a really classyone-bedroom RV in a Learjet.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It's interesting looking, although I must admit I
think the trailer is sitting onkind of dinky.
But you know, I didn't realizethat.
I thought maybe they had adifferent propulsion system.
I looked at that front wheeland said, man, if you're
steering that thing down thehighway, that little tiny wheel,
I don't fancy your odds much.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I just think it'd be just all right.
You should buy a car.
I know he's going to sell it.
You're talking about RV.
You pull that thing into one ofthose RV parks and back that
jet in.
You'll be the talk of the park,maybe meet some new friends,
maybe meet you a woman Justbecause you've got a Learjet RV.
I mean, hey, hey, yeah, seeinga one floating around in the RV
(34:05):
park wouldn't want to hook upwith a guy with the Learjet RV.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, you know, and I could tell them it was a family
wagon too.
See, there were reasons forthis.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well, that's true, you got that damn Mercedes
family.
Don't forget that when they seethe Learjet RV, it's a chick
magnet for women over 60.
Oh, perfect, perfect, that'sright.
Thank you very much.
They have a diaper machineoutside too.
They're at the RV park.
(34:34):
That'd be fun.
Yeah, we'll get an inside view.
I know they'll sell it to you,so it could be really cool
inside, and who knows, right?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Could be the thing.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
How much time are you asking, though?
I'll find out.
Like I said, I'll see himwithin a couple of weeks.
Pretty sure I mean he talkedabout how he gets these things
and he just, you know, likes torestore them and whatever, have
a little bit of fun that he, hesells them.
So I'll get a price on that.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So I'll get the Chris Bailey discount because he's a
butt, he's a friggin' and he's aclient.
He's a what?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
And he's a client.
Yeah, that's how we met.
That's how we met.
Now we're just friends, oh.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I see.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Okay, he's a really funny guy.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I was thinking of those commercials all those
years ago.
I said and I'm a client too,can't remember who did that.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Those commercials all those years ago.
He said and I'm a client too,can't remember who did that,
he's a good guy.
I remember the first time wewalked in I just went whoa, I
never met him before.
He's got these Gucci glasses,louis Vuitton shirt, a bag
across over the gold chain.
I'm just going, god, hollywoodjust walked in.
Ever since that's what I callhim.
I call him Hollywood.
He looks Hollywood.
(35:47):
Yeah he's impressive, he's atrip, he's a fun guy.
So we'll see, costello.
I'm just trying to work out adeal for you there, buddy, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
All right, yeah, we have work on it and hell, we'll
lose the shack and get a shackon wheels.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
It's all part of our campaign to break Costello free
and get his ass out of theredneck here.
Billy, sack, carolina, sack,carolina, get him out of there,
get his life back.
He's on the road.
You're out the window.
Your three hair is blowing inthe breeze and just being free
and stuff, Just having a greattime.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
This one, this one and this one.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yep, yep, I'll be flapping back there.
It'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Get you out of that state.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I mean there's some good things in the state you're
in, You're just not in the rightpart.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
That's true Are.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Not in the right part .
That's true.
Are you going to Charlestonthis weekend?
We talked about that.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I was going to go today, but a little thing called
the show turned up.
It's been draining.
I'm going to go down there.
I'm definitely going to go downthere.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Go down there and spend the night too, and make it
a couple-day thing.
Have a good time.
Great food, great restaurants.
Get out to the.
I'm telling you where to goIsle of Palms first, and drive
up to Isle of Palms and hit theend down there.
It's gorgeous, Beautiful Isleof.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Palms yeah, seafood man, and the only thing is,
though, that it's kind ofexpensive to buy real estate, so
probably end up with one ofthose little condo things, but
it doesn't really matter does it.
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
It doesn't matter where you are, just a place to
sleep.
While you're down there, youcan spend most of the time
outside anyway.
Walk in the old section, gointo the beach, hang out at the
water, shrimp boats and fishboats come in, get fresh fish,
eat them right there on the dockcook it for you.
It's just fun, it's great.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I just looked up People down there are fun.
They like to play Down there inCharleston there's old money a
little bit of new money and theneverybody else has no money.
That's the way it is.
I'll fit right in.
I did.
I got the gate, the radiostation there.
She was from a family with theold money.
Her family lived in one ofthose old homes on there in the
back.
Those old things go way back topast Civil War.
I got to go in there and see it.
(37:55):
They had old Civil War guns andmuskets and all it was just
like six stories.
It was a mac.
It was beautiful, just old, oldmoney.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
I went down to Charleston when my sister was
here.
This is like days before themajor event of last year.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You mean this yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
That's the one that is more like.
Get me some aspirin.
I'm having a heart attack,that's right.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm going to lay down for a second.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That's exactly what I said Very calm.
It was good.
Good to be calm.
Previous to that, though,though, we'd gone down to um, uh
, we'd gone down to charleston,had a look around, and it was
really nice.
On the way there, there was aplace called the ufo um.
Maybe you're familiar with it.
Just it was a funny littleplace.
(38:45):
It was totally derelict now,but it was um, like it was the
welcome center.
That's right, ufo welcomecenter.
Cameraman, the name of the town.
But it was the Welcome Center.
That's right, ufo WelcomeCenter.
Can't remember the name of thetown, but it's on the way there,
right.
Once upon a time.
It must have looked kind ofcool, and it had like a big
saucer shape, kind of sitting onthe top of a bunch of stuff
(39:06):
that was on the way toCharleston.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
really I kind of lived down there for a couple of
years.
I never saw that.
That must be a new addition forthe tourist.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Oh, it's not, it wasn't that new, no, no, no, it
had to be probably 70s when itwas built, so it had that kind
of 70s vibe, anyway so and ithad things like torpedoes
outside.
It was very interesting Anyway.
So this guy had been lookingafter it and it burnt down first
of the year.
I mean, there wasn't reallymuch to burn anyway, but what
(39:34):
there was went up in flames.
Sounds like probably for thebest.
Yeah, make a nice carport or anice car park.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, I'll get you down there, I'm going to tell
you you're going to go downAshley River Road, which is the
plantation road Spanish mosshanging over trees, old
plantations, backed up to theriver.
A lot of movies have been shotat those places.
If you recognize them, thatwould be great.
Get you down to, like I said,sullivan's Island.
You go up to the Isle of Palmsthey just like it so much.
(40:04):
You'll cross the bridge fromCharleston going over to Mount
Pleasant.
You'll like that, the old partof the Battery going down to the
slave market down there.
You know, they've been there,been there.
Yeah, that's where VicePresident Kamala Harris came
from, according to Republicans.
That's the kind of stuffthey're saying.
Isn't that stupid?
That's the way it's going to be.
We've got to hear this crap forthe next four or five months,
(40:26):
right?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
It's going to be interesting, right?
They going to be interesting,right they're going to be
talking about all this kind ofstupid shit and hopefully Kamala
Harris and Democrats will beactually talking about what
they're actually going to do.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I think the more they try to pick on her and try to
make her less or so.
It's just going to make herlook that much better and
smarter and make those idiotslook that much more stupid.
Or trying to make the racistcomments, the sexist comments
how, how's that going to makethem any better?
Here's the deal.
I sound like Biden.
Here's the deal.
It's like.
(40:59):
Trump has to say Trump has thisbase, it's a solid base, ok, and
he's going anywhere.
But the problem is not really aproblem, it's a good part.
They don't, they don't they can.
They don't gain anybody newbecause of the stuff they say
Female voters, they'repro-abortion and all this racist
stuff against Kamala Harris.
How are they going to get newpeople, new women they're not
(41:21):
African-Americans, otherminorities.
They want to send 10 millionimmigrants back and stuff.
Who the hell is going to jumpto that side?
So they just keep their samebase.
So the last poll before Bidenquit, he's only like two points
behind.
So you leave it at that.
Now you see what's happened.
It'll reverse.
It could be two points, it maybe even more.
I mean to me.
I wouldn't say it's dumb, Ijust say, unless something weird
(41:43):
happens, I think it lookspretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm damn happy about it.
I don't know about you, I'mjust going anything to keep that
dipshit out of office justmakes me Well, I think.
Yeah, I mean, I also think thatthe people who are kind of
stuck in the middle you see howyou're stuck in the middle, but
I think there's, like mydaughter, I don't want to vote
for Biden.
I can't stand the man.
I said, well, you're not goingto vote for Trump.
He said, oh, vote for Trump.
I said, well, what are yougoing to do?
Well, I'll vote for Trump.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Now they've got a choice.
They have an exciting choice.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Your daughter said she'd like Biden.
If you were to ask her, whatwould you ever do to you?
He's a nice guy, he's just oldand bumbly.
That's the reason why All thegreat achievements and stuff,
they don't care.
It's like man, he's just an oldguy.
He fumbles when he walks likehe pooped his diaper or
something.
I mean so it's.
Did you watch his 10 minutespeech the other night when he
was like they called it thedecision and he was talking
(42:43):
about you know why he was.
It was pretty low key.
It had no emotion in it, eventhough his family was all
sitting there watching him do it.
So it's a goodbye speech.
And here's my accomplishmentsand that type of thing.
So it was fine.
He's a nice guy.
He's been in politics for 50years.
You can't hold that against him.
It's what he chose to do,served his country well the last
(43:07):
three and a half years he'sdone.
They keep picking on him.
He's old, he's old, he's old.
Well, you know what he is andit kind of showed and he made
the right decision.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh absolutely, yeah.
I mean, obviously he didn'twant to, but he did.
But, like I say, you know, Isaid to my daughter I said well,
you know, you're going to votefor Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
She goes oh yeah, I'll vote On the Kamala train
Great Indeed.
Is it Kamala or Kamala?
Is it tomato or tomato?
Either way Kamala or Kamala.
Kamala Kamala Kamala or KamalaKamala Calamity.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
That's the Republican line there.
Ed Calamity, Kamala.
Anyway, Actually, and on theGiggler.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I like the Giggler.
I must say Giggler was prettyfunny the picture of her.
They put the Joker makeup onher and it looked funny and she
does have a unique laugh.
It's a happy laugh.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
The Giggler Talking of daughters which we were.
Well, briefly, my youngestdaughter, who's a 911 dispatcher
.
We talked about her in the pastIn.
Vegas here.
So she told me this last week.
She says I'm going to go forthe force, I'm going to go and
join Metro and be a policeperson.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
So she wants to move from the 911 and become an
officer.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Become an officer?
Yeah, with sights on being adetective.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Well, Daddy, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Not thrilled about the middle bit.
Dangerous work it is, it is.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Especially in this city, man, a lot of crap goes on
, you know.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well, she knows.
I mean, she's at the forefrontof it all, so we'll see.
I thought that was kind ofinteresting.
I thought, well, you know, Imean had.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
She said I'm going to join the Marines.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I would have said think about that again.
I would certainly rather you dothe police thing Eventually get
our man.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
They brought back in the guy who was accused of
shooting Tupac again in courtthis week.
They finally set a court date.
So his trial begins in November, 20 years later.
And this judge will not let himout on bail 20 years later.
And this judge will not let himout on bail.
He goes, I'll do house arrest.
I'll wear an ankle bracelet.
I just want to be at homebecause I'm old, I'm in my
mid-70s.
You know what did you shoot himfor?
He said he was in the car.
(45:20):
He wasn't the shooter, butwhatever.
But the judge goes.
Nope, no house arrest.
You're staying in jail, man.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh dear, we're lucky he's not here, boy, you know
what They've had like.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
What would they do to him there?
They'd be a freaking hero inSouth Carolina.
You shot Tupac.
He's an elected governor orsomething.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, I know, but if he goes to the jail, they've
been dying like flies on awindshield, man Air conditioning
.
Probably you know so when I dohot things like this Costello,
we bring out the A&W root beer.
Oh is that our new sponsor?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Cheap plug.
Do you have any?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
moon pies in the fridge, that's.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Jack A&W.
Do you have any moon pies inthe fridge?
You can go with this thing.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
I'll send you some.
I'll send you some.
I can't drink that stuff Afterall this surgery, and stupid
stuff.
I can't drink that.
I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I'm not allowed to I would, if I really wanted to.
You need to get the fat-freeA&W root beer.
It tastes just like theoriginal.
Oh, don't make faces.
It's good.
I can't stand it.
I drank it.
I didn't even know it wasfat-free.
It It'd be sugar-free, but itwas great Sugar-free A&W root
beer.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
The best soda if you can drink soda is Spanish
Coca-Cola in a bottle.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
I've had the Mexican Coca-Cola.
I don't know if it's the sameor not, but I had that.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, it is yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I do like that.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, it is.
It's got sugar in it.
But, as you can tell, they'renot sponsoring the Christian
Costello original Raider guys.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yes, the original canceled Raider guys brought to
you by A&W you got to say itright.
A&w.
A&w.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
You said the W too correctly A&W.
That's it.
A&w.
Rubeer, Guess which one of uslikes it Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Do that?
That is Dr Pepper.
That's awful, horrible shit.
I can remember when I firstcame over here I was literally
on the streets when I came backfrom doing a tour, run out of
money and everything.
I'm in ballet while I was inHollywood and I managed to
scrape up enough money to getsomething like a burrito
(47:38):
probably something lesser and adrink.
So when this girl says, oh,you've got it.
Have you never had Dr Pepper?
I go, no, I don't think I wantto.
So of course I mean, I am justdying of thirst.
I'm so dehydrated.
It's, you know, just awful.
She gives me this is greatstuff.
And I tell you what.
I took a big chuck of that andnearly spat it out.
(47:58):
It was disgusting.
Oh, horrible, horrible stuffMade out of prunes or something.
She said.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh well, that would be a Southern boy.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah Well, I was really looking to a nice cold
cook.
Believe me, when you've gotthat on your mind, nothing else
you know how it goes, I do, man.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Before we have to scoot, I've just got to say one
thing, if you don't mind mesaying it on a personal note to
you, mr Costello.
On a personal note.
Now, one of our listeners willjoin in on me on this one too.
Okay, Costello has a beautiful,a beautiful little corgi dog.
Keep the corgi Campaign, keepthe corgi, no, keep the corgi.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
He's lying down here right next to me, actually.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
What does that tell you?
Right there, who's his buddy?
You are, I'm his pal, but yes,you are.
And how old is your corgi?
Seven.
You've had him since thebeginning.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, yeah, keep that damn cork.
Don't do that.
Come on, are you disabled?
Nope, not quite.
Are you mentally fucked up?
That could be questionable.
No, oh, that's true.
Yes, I probably am.
Can you walk to the mailboxdown the inner street, something
like that?
Of course you can, that'senough.
Maybe?
Yeah, of course you can, that'senough.
Yeah, a little cringy.
(49:10):
Can you sit down in the yardwhile your dog runs around the
place and you watch and he comesto you when you call?
Of course he does.
So what the hell's the deal?
You keep the corgi, keep thecorgi.
I love dogs.
You know that there's no way youbreak that dog's heart at this
age and this long it would notbe the same.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
All he does all day is he just lies in one spot and
basically doesn't move.
Now I'm telling you this is nota happy dog.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Mine do that too.
But if you were to get up andsay, okay, let's go this way,
they would go crazy.
They get so excited they wouldlike it.
But they follow what you do.
If that's what you do andthat's all you do, they're going
to hang with you and they'lllay around all day.
If that's what you do andthat's all you do, they're going
to hang with you and they'lllay around all day.
If you get up and start moving,take them for a little short
(49:57):
walk.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
They'll be happy and they'll do that with you too, it
depends on what they want to do.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I'm going to do this, and she'll do this all day.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Well, that's exactly what he does all day.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
There's a storm kicking out.
Anyways, yeah, we've got gottafix his.
His coat is all screwed up.
I turned over in bed and Ithought it was the wife big
spoiled baby.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
She's a 150 pound Bernice Mountain dog.
Where is she at?
On the couch in my spot,because I'm not home.
I'm in Vegas.
How content is this dog?
That's my seat Get up.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
So if anybody would like a nice little corgi dog,
stop that shit.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
You're not doing that Well.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I mean he'd be happy with a couple with a child or
two and make a big fuss of him.
You'd be happy with a couplewith a child or two and make a
big fuss of him.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Even better, I'll keep the dog.
Adopt the baby.
Did you do it that way?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
No, thanks, I'll adopt anything else.
Nope, nope.
I want to be free and clear soI can take the big RV.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I'm going to have some picketers out there in
front of your place going keepthe Corgi, keep the Corgi, take
the corgi, keep the corgi.
No, go here, take the corgi, ohno.
So we'll be working on that,folks.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Okay, little Benji.
Now don't get me wrong.
It's not that I don't like him,it's just that you know, the
upkeep is too much, it's justbecome a problem.
So you know that's the way itgoes.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
You know, I think We'll be having a private
conversation with Costello afterthe show about this.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I think it's probably time to do this, because you
know, if we don't?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
It's school time, folks.
It's school time.
Once again, thanks to VicePresident Kamala Harris for
coming on and being our guesttoday.
We appreciate that, and a goodsport.
We're just reading quotes fromRepublicans, folks.
It's cool.
Once again, thanks to VicePresident Kamala Harris for
coming on and being our guesttoday.
We appreciate that.
And a good sport.
We're just reading quotes fromRepublicans.
Man, we didn't make that crapup.
That's just what happened.
We enjoyed it.
It's going to be a fun race.
We're in it now.
She's going to win it.
We're in it to win it.
Squeal.
Squeal Get it Squeal, bailey.
(52:06):
There's JD Vance, you'regetting a Himalaya effigy right
up there.
Hey, you want a corgi?
Hit the bell when you hit themagic spot there, it is Okay.
Just put the dog in a leash to go for a walk.
You don't have to go fast, youdon't have to go far, just get
him out, shut around here.
Okay, wait a minute, there shegoes.
Okay, she's right, it's good.
I sent you back a text hoursago.
Didn't hear anything.
I restarted my phone, so maybethat fixed it.
I'm in California and I can dothe call, but need to get in the
same time zone.
(00:21):
You're on, so what do I do youin the same time?
zone you're on so I can writeback right now, you know.
But all right, right now ornext week, Excellent.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, all righty, we're running.
You want to verify that thereat your end, mr Bailey?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yes, sir, you ready to go guys.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
This is probably.
Well, yes, man.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Here we go.
Hey, this is Chris.
Hey, it's Costello here, hi,chris.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
How are you?
You know what?
I feel kind of like a skankhere, because what did we
promise last week?
That we're not going to talkany politics unless something
happens.
Well, gee, look what happenedthe very next day.
It was the very next day thatBiden dropped out and Vice
President Kamala Harris is nowtaking a spot.
She got the endorsement of theObamas and off and running.
(01:25):
Here we go, and of course wewere wondering so we're going to
keep it true politics how Trumpwas going to go after her right
.
He spent all this time sleepyJoe, old Joe, worst president
ever, and now anything he saysis going to sound sexist and
racist, but that's normal forhim anyway, this is true.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
He just can't help himself.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Anything he says is going to sound sexist and racist
, but that's normal for himanyway.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
This is true.
He just can't help himself.
He's like a fifth grade kid.
I know you are, but what am I?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He was saying last night at one of those damn
rallies.
But now they're inside nowbecause I love it if someone's
at a rally and they pop theballoon Just to watch you hit
the deck again.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
My ear, my ear, you know, what I'd like to do is,
like you know, just give one ofthose laser pointers that'd be
great to watch the secretservice come crawling everywhere
, going where's it coming from.
Oh, that'd be great yeah, yeah,what you were saying last night
.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I was stupid and he's , like anyone said, since
they've been shot, I'm nice nowI'm a nice guy.
Now I gotta be nice.
You know what?
I can't be nice because they'renot nice people, they're
dangerous people.
So, kamala, get out of here.
You're fired.
I'm just going.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, we can live off that apprenticeship you're gonna
do, you're gonna do your mouthlike this, chris, when you do,
when you do um like this, youcan get the hands going.
You've got to get the spink tomouth.
Yeah, I'll pass, I've got tolisten.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It didn't take long for Republicans and Trump to
start calling her names andstuff like that.
If you get the best way insteadof this, just to get the true
reaction as to how she feels,because she's really happy, I'm
happy for her.
I like her a lot, you know.
So let's just go to the sourceman Right here on the Chris and
Costello deal we have for yourentertainment pleasure.
(03:17):
Here she is Vice PresidentKamala Harris.
Hello guys, hello boys.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Harris, there you go, hello boys, boys, thank you.
That's the thing anyone said tome.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Good to see you, you're saying that again.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, they're going to pick on you.
Someone put up on the interneta picture of you, kamala, and
there you were, your face withJoker makeup on, and it said
underneath the Giggler.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well when you're happy, you're happy, that's all.
I'm just happy to be runningfor this great nation of ours.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Presidency Excellent and you know what.
Everybody here at the original,canceled Radio Guys show.
We're going to endorse you too,you betcha, yeah, you never
mind the others.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well, you know, that might be better than Barack and
Michelle's.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're welcome when we get our man from the South
next door.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We are a better power couple, not in the gay way.
Not in the gay way.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's an entertainment way, not that there's anything
wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, it's an entertainment way.
Okay, I got stuff.
This came out right after itwas announced you were going to
run, biden endorsed you.
Okay, a shirt came out from themega people right off the gate.
It says I just want to get yourreaction.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
The first one says Joe and the ho got to go.
Oh, my goodness, he couldn't doany better than that.
Because why I've never heardany of that?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well, I don't know why they're portraying that.
Since you're a woman, I guessthey're portraying you slept
your way to the top, so you'regoing to hear a lot of that
stuff.
Here's one they say you shouldbe paid for your vice
presidential pick, peteButtigieg, buttigieg.
They said the, the slogan isButtigieg darling.
It's Buttigieg Right.
(05:21):
Ok, so the ticket slogan wouldbe.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
They call it the blowjob ticket.
Well, I know that he's full ofhot air, so that would work.
Not Pete, of course.
The other one, the Cheetomagnet, is full of hot air, so
he could blow.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Not thinking that's what they meant by the blowjob
ticket, but it's okay.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh, isn't that unfortunate?
Because I don't know.
I wasn't convicted of sexualassault.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Just saying that's right.
He's not a man in conviction,even though he has 34
convictions.
Hey, right wing commentators, Inever heard of this guy.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Maybe you have Costello Constantine Kyson
referred to you, ms VicePresident, as a vagina of color.
Oh well, I am of color and I dohave a vagina.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So that one might be true.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Maybe you can vajazzle your vagina.
Oh, oh, what's your name?
Again, that's going a bit far.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Here's one.
This one says that you got yourstart in politics by sleeping
with Willie Brown, I believe anex-ex-mayor of San Francisco.
Did you date him at some point?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Well, yes, indeed, I did, Long before I was married
to the first gentleman.
But, yes, yes, we did go out alittle bit, but heck, I had all
kinds of celebrity bows at thatpoint in time and I don't think
he did.
I would like to say that Iworked my way to the top.
I wasn't asleep.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I think it's just because you dated people that
make it sound like you were somekind of slut.
Also because you dated, at onepoint, montel Williams.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I didn't, yeah, I didn't.
Yes.
Montel was really quite a lotof fun and, again, I did not
sleep my way to the top.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I worked hard for this when you dated Montel, did
you buff his head?
I did, I did to the top.
I worked hard for this.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
When you dated Montel , did you buff his head?
I did, I did.
He liked a little chamois claw.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
He liked that head shiny man he liked a little
chamois claw.
A little plaid.
Montel's really pissed off, youknow, because everyone's asking
him about their relationship,he's going.
I'm not going.
It's over 20 years ago.
We dated for like a year.
You're not going to get crapfrom me.
I'm happy for her.
I like her.
Good for you, Montel.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right, he was a good man.
He is a good man, yes.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes, I used to like this senator.
Remember you know who TulsiGabbard is?
Is Senator Tulsi Gabbard?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
She said, quote Kamala Harris slept her way to
the top, and with a name likeTulsi Gabbard poor thing.
I guess it wasn't possible forher Sounds like a position.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hey, they also say you're just another DEI hire.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yes, I have heard that, and you know the only DEI
people are the ones that DEIthemselves.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What does that stand for?
Sorry, don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Diversity, equity inclusion.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, yes, but I think that it's just a
bunch of middle aged white guysthat are saying that you are
correct, because they just, theyjust don't.
They just say you were giventhe nomination, you didn't earn
it.
You're the freaking vicepresident.
The president steps away, thevice president waits.
That's the way it always is.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
And apparently they haven't seen any of the cases
that I have, you know, and thecurrent Republican candidate for
president, let's just say Ihave seen it, I have prosecuted
it, I have sent it to jail.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, good one, Good one like that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh, jd Vance, the vice president, did you guys see
the movie based off the bookthat he wrote to Hillbilly?
Did you see that we're goingclose?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
You know what?
We have enough Hillbillies inreal life.
I don't need to see the movie.
He's, oh please, he and hiscatless woman thing.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
What kind of stupid thing is that to say?
I mean, you know it was acatless woman.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know, he's just the other one's mini-me.
Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So that's all there is to that you can't be a good
president because you're not amother, you don't have kids.
There's no way you can be agood president.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I have two beautiful stepchildren and so I'm not at
all sure.
Didn't you see what my eveneven the first gentleman's
ex-wife called out?
That ridiculous comment, and mystepdaughter was quick to my
side.
That's ridiculous, and anybodythat chooses not to have
(10:19):
children or can't have children,well, I just think that shows
you the level of intelligencewe're dealing with right there.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
They're just jealous because they think you got there
because, one, you're female.
Two, you're a woman of color.
Three, you have a laugh like ahyena.
They just don't know how todeal with it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, they just don't understand that they're going
down.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Here's one standard wrote on his Facebook page right
, kamala Harris is a littlewhore.
Oh, I'm seriously.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Now which one gets paid for it.
I don't remember the prostituteor the.
I would never do it for free.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And she opens her mouth and inserts her foot let's
call it a campaign donationwell, doesn't always have to be
monetary, my dear so you knowthat that thing about cats and
women who haven't had kids I Iassume that I was just thinking
(11:24):
of cl you know that they haddogs and a child, but then again
never mind, well, they also.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
his idiocracy went through to my friend Pete
Buttigieg too, for somehow he'schildless too.
What the hell was that allabout?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He's adopted two boys .
Speaker 3 (11:49):
He's not childless, he has a little girl and a
little boy, but there's no waythat right.
We need to have a littlediscussion on biology, because
he cannot have childrenbiologically.
The man.
And they did, and he and hishusband did adopt two beautiful
(12:10):
children.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
They are lovely children.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
But, he included them in the Catholic's witness and
they can call me names all theywant.
They can call me names all daylong, and I should just laugh at
that because I'm way smarterand they're going down.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I've got a question for you.
What do you seriously thinkyour chances are of winning this
?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well, people vote and I'm in.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, yes, but I personally think that you've got
it've got it.
I mean, just seems that theenergy and everything we see is
just just you know there's stilla ways to go yet.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
But come back, convention, we're going to fire
up the troops and we're going toset us back on the right path
and they can say all that theywant.
But I was never convictedthat's also very true.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You convicted people, that's for sure.
But we want to thank vicepresident the giggler for I mean
kamala harris for being on withus.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
you know, mr chris, you are just too funny, thank
you.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's been wonderful being on the sidelines here
hearing this conversation.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, gentlemen, I'm always at your disposal.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh, lovely.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Very good, we're calling you again, like you said
we've got a long campaign ahead, so we want to touch base with
you down the road a little bit,okay?
Indeed, gentlemen, go registerto vote for the right person.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Me.
Yeah, I'm going to vote for you.
You do good, you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Ola Skimla Thanks.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Oh, gentlemen, well, have a lovely time.
Bye-bye, bye.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bye Do the clean wave .
That was great.
I'm glad you spent some time.
She is a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Happy person.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The Trump thing came back for him.
He can't vote for him.
He's the old guy on the ticket.
Who's the old guy on the?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
ticket.
Now he is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
All those things you said before about don't vote for
an old guy he's the old guy.
That ticket now he is.
All those things you saidbefore about don't vote for old
guy he's the old guy.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So it's great.
Well, that's interesting, thatwas cool.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, it's that time of year, man, so we're really
deep in the summer and a week orso we'll be into the last
throes of summer.
It's been really hot, it's beenpretty fast.
Every summer there's alwayslike they say this is the song
of the summer, this is the trendof the summer, this is the hot
artist of the summer.
So we're going to check and seehow hip you are, who.
(14:53):
Yes, there's been a couple oftrends going on this summer, so
we're going to see if you knowwhat the hot songs are, the hot
artists are.
That's been happening thissummer.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Okay, songs are the hot artists are.
That's been happening thissummer.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
All right, he has it on your computer, castillo has
that look of dread.
Okay, it's okay.
It's all in fun already.
Okay, so the hottest femaleartist of this summer hands down
has been who?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's going to be Miley Cyrus.
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, pervert, you're just thinking of your own loins
.
I mean your own thoughts.
Yes, sabrina Carpenter.
Okay, hot Little Blonde, shegot the song of the summer.
It's the song of summer by hers.
I guess you wouldn't know it.
You know what it is.
Song of the Summer is Espresso.
Oh, and she released anotherone too.
(15:52):
Please, please Me, those arebig.
Look her up, man.
She's blonde, she's hot, she'syoung and she's the artist of
the summer and has the song inthe summer.
Okay, what was it?
Hip question.
Sabrina Carpenter, are youGoogling?
I will be.
We're taking a quick break inthe show here.
Why Costello Google?
(16:13):
No, no, no, no, no.
The big, also a big trend inthe summer.
You may have noticed this oneAll these pop artists are
collaborating and doing friggingcountry songs.
Now, have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I have noticed that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yep, All right, let's see what you know.
So Post Malone has put out asingle.
With what country?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
artist Tick tick tock , tock, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick tick, tick Wait a minute, Idon't know.
Game's up.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh, well done Blake Shelton.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh, and did I think you were looking for a?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
woman.
Well, you know, the song iscalled with Blake Shelton and
Post Malone is called Pour Me aDrink.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
The thing about country lyrics and songs is
they're so simplistic on thelyrics.
Grab my truck, pour me a drink.
I ain't paying my taxes.
Frickin' cheated on me, okay,but yeah, blake and Post Malone,
just pour me a drink.
Funny song, of course, allright, there's also you may
remember this, because this wasa guy who was a big DJ out here
in Vegas, big DJ in VegasMarshmello.
(17:18):
You know right, the guy withthe big marshmallow on his head.
You never see what he lookslike.
He's a marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
He's a disco.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The freaking guy makes a disco as a DJ man.
The guy makes like a milliondollars a gig.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I got something wrong , then didn't I.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
So he's collaborating with a country artist, so it's
Marshmello.
And who's the country artist?
He's with Ding ding Ding, dingDing ding, Pervert Kane Brown.
They've done a song together, Imean.
Marshmello put together thesong and the beats.
Kane does the singing, ofcourse, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Now we talked about the pop songs of the summer.
The biggest country song of thesummer is done by a pop artist.
Okay, it's called the bar song.
Sounds almost like a Beyonce'sTexas old and it's got that same
type of you know they're tryingto person, trying to sound
country, but it's called the barsong.
Okay, when the guy appears atlike a country music award show
(18:22):
and they're going, oh, we wantto see this guy first, he walks
in and they're going like holycrap because he's got dreadlocks
.
So the bar song black artist.
He only did one country song,so the bar song big hit.
The artist is.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Did you say my name again?
Lionel Richie Sh.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Did you say my name again, lionel Richie Shaboosie?
Okay, if you say so.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It's like when you go out in the woods in South
Carolina.
You come back and you pick themoff your ass.
Is this Shaboosie?
Oh?
Yeah there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
What's that back there?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I got a Shaboosie.
You don't know Shaboosie.
No, no, it's called the barsong.
These are hot songs this summer.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Listen, the only hot thing this summer around here is
the temperature in this townwith the humidity, and I'm
standing inside.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm white.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'm white, white, white.
I don't go outside anymore, Ican tell you have no tan
whatsoever.
None, look at me.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Tan man, tan Okay Bar song is pretty fun, pretty fun.
If you like the Beyonce Texashome, you'll like Shaboozy bar
song.
He's been appearing on allthese country award shows before
the summer came.
Anyway, the song has maintainedthe summer big hit.
And whatever One of the new,hottest pop artists there is,
you heard of Teddy Swims, youknow Teddy.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh, yes, Intimately.
Now you see this part of myhead here.
It's been stuffed up my ass thelast year.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm taking notes here .
So far, costello has not gottenone Question right.
On pop culture of the summer Of2024 Totally bypassed me sorry,
Unless you're knocking on mydoor.
Big, big goose egg here.
Nothing Dang.
You have to know about this,okay.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh, I do huh.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So summer vacation time, everybody travels.
So you know the airports andstuff have been busiest ever of
all time.
You know.
That's why I don't fly anymore,because it's just a real pain
in the ass to go through.
Flights are always delayed,flights are always delayed.
Flights are always canceled.
You've got to wait.
People have got bad tempers.
There's fights on planes.
Who needs it?
But the good news from theairlines this week this is a big
(20:52):
deal because I don't fly thisairline because of that stupid
policy they had.
They changed it today.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yes indeed.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Southwest Airlines is now going to have assigned
seats.
I never flew Southwest, but Idid hear about that.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I didn't know.
When I first time flewSouthwest they have zone A, b, c
.
I said I don't know, I'll justdo, I'll board last two carriers
.
I didn't know they didn't haveassigned seats.
I did like zone C.
When you do zone C it's thelast of the last and it's always
nothing that's left but middleseats.
I mean it just sucked, they'regoing.
Oh, it's just because you savemoney.
You know if you have to buyZone A, you pay out the ass just
(21:34):
to be able to be one of thefirst people to board.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You know, one of the first people to get off.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, yeah, but you know you want only try to get a
decent seat by a window or anaisle, and you have to do Zone A
, and even this I guarantee,because Southwest is notoriously
known for pre-boarding.
You know, okay, all retiredmilitary, all handicapped people
, the assistance with kidsgetting on the plane, all active
service duty people, Okay, allpeople with a booger on the left
(22:00):
side of the nose and havetrouble breathing.
It's like 75 people board aspecial boarding before the left
side of the nose and havetrouble breathing.
You know, just and just, it'slike.
It's like 75 people board, yeah, A special boarding before you
even call freaking zone a.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
So we didn't zone it by 10, but you know you can't
get a damn seat.
What you got to do is you gotto get there and then pull on
one of their wheelchairs and sitby the gate, girl, in one of
those wheelchairs.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
And the reason you can't take that on.
So no, I think I can probablywalk that far.
Last time I flew south, I wasrecovering from my foot surgery.
I was in a boot, I was in ZoneC, but they said, oh, you need
assistance.
I went, well, hell, I'm goingto take advantage of that.
So I hopped over to my boot.
They want me to go right on.
Sir, please board.
I got me a nice window seat.
I, with zone 8 tickets goingasshole, you bastard, you know.
And they'd be going like themilitary people going by as well
(22:49):
too.
You know you're not in uniform,but you never saw action Pissed
off, you know.
So I'm just happy they're doingassigned seats.
So now you've got these by yourseat, by your aisle, by where
you want.
So I'll fly them again now,because otherwise than that, I
like them.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's interesting.
They said that 86% of peoplewho didn't fly the reason they
didn't fly Southwest was, youknow, assigned seating.
86% of people flying Southwestsaid they would like to see
assigned seating.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay and it's how much business have they been
losing over the years?
I mean, how stupid.
How long did it take them?
You know Southwest you knowthis is the number one hub
airline here in Las Vegas.
So they interviewed a lot ofpeople in this area here and
here in Vegas and there wereSouthwest passengers they go.
What's the biggest complaintwith Southwest?
They go.
I'd love to have an assigned C.
It took them 20 years or so togo.
(23:46):
Hey, maybe we should do asigned seat.
People want that.
There's a CEO.
If they're making millions ofbucks, he just finally made that
decision to give the peoplewhat they want.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
That, and they're going to start doing red-eye
flights too, I understand, whichapparently they didn't do
before.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I didn't know that.
Yep, I guess I only flew themthe one time wearing a foot boot
.
I got cussed out so much Inever flew them again.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You should break it out and fly with them again with
the old boot on.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
People go hey, if you ever need to board first or
whatever, just bring your booton.
I said I don't want to wearthat damn thing to the airport.
If I don't have to, it wouldpain the ass to try to walk
around that thing.
I got my early boy, because Ineeded it yeah.
I deserved it.
I was wounded, I was hurt.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I stepped on a landmine, but it didn't go off,
that's why I?
Don't need to put in the boot.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So that's big news here in Vegas, because Southwest
is the hub here in Vegas.
The other big news in Vegashappened today, this morning.
There's a lot of famousresidents that live here
full-time, as you know.
One just died a few months agoinfamous, but he was here.
He was at a place down thestreet from where I hang out and
work, about two blocks away,walking there any night, seeing
(24:58):
him at the bar hugging his samepeople going up.
Oh love you, how you doing OJSimpson?
So he was sued again for thefirst time since the 90s by fred
goldman and the goldman family.
You know yeah going for it, fred.
It's just like uh, I forgetwhat the actual name, because
the last time he sued was in the90s and he won the civil suit.
(25:18):
This new lawsuit, fred, saysthat the Simpson estate now owes
him $131 million.
Still Now I don't think he hasthat much left over.
That's probably $2 million, $3million, maybe, I don't know.
Maybe some hidden, I don't know.
But he's going for it and hiskids are probably going.
We need to get something fromdaddy.
(25:39):
You could have got something ifyou had paid the Goldman's
first.
They deserve it.
They're not going to let him gountil they get what.
You can't bring your son backand stuff.
But they go for it, fred.
I'm happy to hear it, oh yeahabsolutely.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Absolutely Huh Interesting.
You know I saw an interestingthing today, that in Northern
Ireland this is someunpronounceable town.
They decided that they wouldbecause it's the year
anniversary of Sinead O'Connordying.
Has it been a year?
Yeah, wow, that's a fast year,jeez, okay.
(26:14):
So you know they thought beinga wax museum.
They put a little museum.
You know they do a wax work ofher.
Okay, so Easy to do the head.
Well, that's the thing you see.
So they did this thing.
Her brother said it looks likea demented mannequin.
This looks nothing like mysister and all these people, is
(26:37):
that?
why, that's kind of.
If it is her, it's a very youngversion of her, so they've
decided to take it down andthey're going to rework it,
which will be interesting to seewhat they do.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Well, she became famous when she was young and,
of course, she still had fanseven when she got older, but all
her famous stuff.
When she was younger she lookedthe way she did.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Well, anyway, they really took it.
They were very very unhappyabout it and it did.
I'll agree with them.
It did look a little odd.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'd see a picture of that that's.
I can't believe it's been ayear.
You mentioned something.
I remember this from a year agoon the show.
I was talking.
I wasn't a big fan, I only hadthe one song, but you're talking
about how she was bigger ineurope than she was in the
united states, which is true.
but you mentioned a song of hersthat got stuck in my head the
Emperor something right, theEmperor's New Clothes yeah, you
said it was a big hit.
I never heard that's no suchthing.
(27:31):
You know what?
I heard that song for the firsttime about two weeks ago.
I went.
I know that song.
I didn't know it was her and Ilike that song.
I'm going well it.
It only took me all this timeto figure the freaking thing out
.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I feel like an idiot.
That's Sinead O'Connor Decentsong decent song.
Good, I like it.
Yeah, that's a great song.
We'll have a little bit of itnow.
Why not?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You have it now, ray.
No, I'm going.
Dan, you're getting good.
All of a sudden you whippedthat right up on me, you push
that digital button pull up thatShady Connors song.
You don't have the new boardyet.
You can't do that.
No.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No, I just can't believe what this old board is
suddenly doing.
It's the most bizarre thing.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
It's time to go.
But you know what we do have.
I should mention we do have newproducers.
I understand we do.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Coming online soon.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Online.
They'll be picking apart theshow.
When it's done, They'llprobably just erase it.
This is the best you can giveus.
Yeah, it is.
They start and they'll beputting things together.
You'll see us in various places.
They're working now and theirwork you'll start seeing
debuting next week.
We'll be more visible in a lotof places.
You can hear us in a lot moreplaces.
(28:43):
They will be more visible in alot of places.
You can hear us in a lot moreplaces.
They're just taking us over.
We're going to the next level.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Costello, we're going to the next level.
They can actually get on TikTok.
I can't even get on it anymore.
I mean it's like okay, we'vegot your password, now we're
going to send you a super secretpassword Just put a dancing
video of yourself and get rightup.
No, you can't get even on there.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Don't worry, we have our producers from.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
France.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They're going to take us from level D celebrities.
We're going to go up to level Ccelebrities.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh yeah, I'm ready.
I'll be trading my Mercedes infor a Yahoo, for a car, or a
Volkswagen, or a Volkswagen.
There you go.
What were those little cars?
They started with a Y and theywere like from Yugoslavia, yugo,
yugo, that's it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Death traps.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, oh God, they're horrible, so I'm going to trade
in my Mercedes for Yugo theydon't see them anymore because
everybody drove one and they'recrashing their dead.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh God, they're horrible.
So I'm going to trade in myMercedes for you, bill.
They don't see them anymorebecause everybody drove one.
They're crashing their dead.
Oh yeah, yeah, they wereterrible, terrible, don't brag,
just back.
But yes, it'll be fun and as wehave our new management team
and producers, you know whatcomes with that.
Just saying Sponsors, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, my Do you watch yourfavorite streaming show.
(30:05):
Now sometimes Do you get towatch it for free?
Do so.
You got to put up with some adsduring the show.
We've been ad-free since ourinception.
We're going to have to come out.
Hopefully we're going to try toput.
We want sponsors, but we'regoing to hopefully have them
right at the beginning of theshow.
You listen and you can't fastforward past.
(30:25):
You listen to those, then youget to the good stuff.
You get to our material, orthey may want to put them in the
show.
We'll see how it goes.
Sponsors are coming.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Looking forward to it because I've been doing all the
editing for the last year and ahalf.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yep.
So we've got some peoplecurious lineup who want to be
sponsors.
It's interesting to collect it.
So far we have uh, there's anenergy drink.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
It thinks it'd be a good fit for our show.
Okay, keep people awake.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
That's miles.
There's some condoms thatpeople want to do there.
They are calling.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's a condoms or ass.
I really need to take this call.
Well, that was a quick wordfrom our sponsors as we were
talking about them.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I thought you said you really needed to take that.
That was the quickest.
I really needed to take thatcall.
I've ever heard did they give?
You some secret code word, andthat was it that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yes, the black helicopters will now retreat.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
No, it came up as the number one you got to share on
the show Katsia what the hellwas that.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Well, okay, it came up as law officers of, and I'd
been waiting for a call from myattorney and it wasn't.
It was something to do withsome pill everybody took in this
, I don't know so you're openingup this party today.
You're telling you that you canremain out on bail.
(31:52):
Yeah, we're not going to revokeyour bail there you go.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm happy for it.
It's great.
You get the weekend.
It's the weekend at home.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
still, you report back to jail on Monday at 8 am
and bring cigarettes with you.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We're talking really good.
You've been debating the ideaof maybe selling your shack I
mean home in Columbia, southCarolina and buying an RV and
living out of that and beingable to just kind of move around
and stay longer in places likeand go out and go for the rest
of the.
That's a great idea.
Now a friend of mine sent you apicture.
You have to admit that's prettycool.
A friend of mine sent you apicture, you have to admit
(32:23):
that's pretty cool.
A friend of mine just bought anRV.
What he actually bought is aLearjet that took the wings off
and they gutted and convertedthe inside, made a one-bedroom
RV inside an actual stinkingLearjet.
We've seen the outside.
I got to go.
I'm going to see him in abouttwo weeks and I'm going to get a
(32:44):
view and pictures of the inside.
Oh yeah, get pictures.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Definitely get pictures.
You know they had to take thewings off, which is
understandable.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Pull it down the street, you know.
But he said he was pulled overthree times by cops in LA
Because they're going.
You can't be pulling jets down.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
He says no he, they got an RV here.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Can I sit in front seat?
I mean Learjets anyway, alwaysin the back have one bed, one
bedroom.
So they made that and theyconverted the other part to like
a living quarter.
So it's a really classyone-bedroom RV in a Learjet.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It's interesting looking, although I must admit I
think the trailer is sitting onkind of dinky.
But you know, I didn't realizethat.
I thought maybe they had adifferent propulsion system.
I looked at that front wheeland said, man, if you're
steering that thing down thehighway, that little tiny wheel,
I don't fancy your odds much.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I just think it'd be just all right.
You should buy a car.
I know he's going to sell it.
You're talking about RV.
You pull that thing into one ofthose RV parks and back that
jet in.
You'll be the talk of the park,maybe meet some new friends,
maybe meet you a woman Justbecause you've got a Learjet RV.
I mean, hey, hey, yeah, seeinga one floating around in the RV
(34:05):
park wouldn't want to hook upwith a guy with the Learjet RV.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, you know, and I could tell them it was a family
wagon too.
See, there were reasons forthis.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well, that's true, you got that damn Mercedes
family.
Don't forget that when they seethe Learjet RV, it's a chick
magnet for women over 60.
Oh, perfect, perfect, that'sright.
Thank you very much.
They have a diaper machineoutside too.
They're at the RV park.
(34:34):
That'd be fun.
Yeah, we'll get an inside view.
I know they'll sell it to you,so it could be really cool
inside, and who knows, right?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Could be the thing.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
How much time are you asking, though?
I'll find out.
Like I said, I'll see himwithin a couple of weeks.
Pretty sure I mean he talkedabout how he gets these things
and he just, you know, likes torestore them and whatever, have
a little bit of fun that he, hesells them.
So I'll get a price on that.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So I'll get the Chris Bailey discount because he's a
butt, he's a friggin' and he's aclient.
He's a what?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
And he's a client.
Yeah, that's how we met.
That's how we met.
Now we're just friends, oh.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I see.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Okay, he's a really funny guy.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I was thinking of those commercials all those
years ago.
I said and I'm a client too,can't remember who did that.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Those commercials all those years ago.
He said and I'm a client too,can't remember who did that,
he's a good guy.
I remember the first time wewalked in I just went whoa, I
never met him before.
He's got these Gucci glasses,louis Vuitton shirt, a bag
across over the gold chain.
I'm just going, god, hollywoodjust walked in.
Ever since that's what I callhim.
I call him Hollywood.
He looks Hollywood.
(35:47):
Yeah he's impressive, he's atrip, he's a fun guy.
So we'll see, costello.
I'm just trying to work out adeal for you there, buddy, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
All right, yeah, we have work on it and hell, we'll
lose the shack and get a shackon wheels.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
It's all part of our campaign to break Costello free
and get his ass out of theredneck here.
Billy, sack, carolina, sack,carolina, get him out of there,
get his life back.
He's on the road.
You're out the window.
Your three hair is blowing inthe breeze and just being free
and stuff, Just having a greattime.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
This one, this one and this one.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yep, yep, I'll be flapping back there.
It'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Get you out of that state.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I mean there's some good things in the state you're
in, You're just not in the rightpart.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
That's true Are.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Not in the right part .
That's true.
Are you going to Charlestonthis weekend?
We talked about that.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I was going to go today, but a little thing called
the show turned up.
It's been draining.
I'm going to go down there.
I'm definitely going to go downthere.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Go down there and spend the night too, and make it
a couple-day thing.
Have a good time.
Great food, great restaurants.
Get out to the.
I'm telling you where to goIsle of Palms first, and drive
up to Isle of Palms and hit theend down there.
It's gorgeous, Beautiful Isleof.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Palms yeah, seafood man, and the only thing is,
though, that it's kind ofexpensive to buy real estate, so
probably end up with one ofthose little condo things, but
it doesn't really matter does it.
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
It doesn't matter where you are, just a place to
sleep.
While you're down there, youcan spend most of the time
outside anyway.
Walk in the old section, gointo the beach, hang out at the
water, shrimp boats and fishboats come in, get fresh fish,
eat them right there on the dockcook it for you.
It's just fun, it's great.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
I just looked up People down there are fun.
They like to play Down there inCharleston there's old money a
little bit of new money and theneverybody else has no money.
That's the way it is.
I'll fit right in.
I did.
I got the gate, the radiostation there.
She was from a family with theold money.
Her family lived in one ofthose old homes on there in the
back.
Those old things go way back topast Civil War.
I got to go in there and see it.
(37:55):
They had old Civil War guns andmuskets and all it was just
like six stories.
It was a mac.
It was beautiful, just old, oldmoney.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
I went down to Charleston when my sister was
here.
This is like days before themajor event of last year.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You mean this yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
That's the one that is more like.
Get me some aspirin.
I'm having a heart attack,that's right.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm going to lay down for a second.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That's exactly what I said Very calm.
It was good.
Good to be calm.
Previous to that, though,though, we'd gone down to um, uh
, we'd gone down to charleston,had a look around, and it was
really nice.
On the way there, there was aplace called the ufo um.
Maybe you're familiar with it.
Just it was a funny littleplace.
(38:45):
It was totally derelict now,but it was um, like it was the
welcome center.
That's right, ufo welcomecenter.
Cameraman, the name of the town.
But it was the Welcome Center.
That's right, ufo WelcomeCenter.
Can't remember the name of thetown, but it's on the way there,
right.
Once upon a time.
It must have looked kind ofcool, and it had like a big
saucer shape, kind of sitting onthe top of a bunch of stuff
(39:06):
that was on the way toCharleston.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
really I kind of lived down there for a couple of
years.
I never saw that.
That must be a new addition forthe tourist.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Oh, it's not, it wasn't that new, no, no, no, it
had to be probably 70s when itwas built, so it had that kind
of 70s vibe, anyway so and ithad things like torpedoes
outside.
It was very interesting Anyway.
So this guy had been lookingafter it and it burnt down first
of the year.
I mean, there wasn't reallymuch to burn anyway, but what
(39:34):
there was went up in flames.
Sounds like probably for thebest.
Yeah, make a nice carport or anice car park.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, I'll get you down there, I'm going to tell
you you're going to go downAshley River Road, which is the
plantation road Spanish mosshanging over trees, old
plantations, backed up to theriver.
A lot of movies have been shotat those places.
If you recognize them, thatwould be great.
Get you down to, like I said,sullivan's Island.
You go up to the Isle of Palmsthey just like it so much.
(40:04):
You'll cross the bridge fromCharleston going over to Mount
Pleasant.
You'll like that, the old partof the Battery going down to the
slave market down there.
You know, they've been there,been there.
Yeah, that's where VicePresident Kamala Harris came
from, according to Republicans.
That's the kind of stuffthey're saying.
Isn't that stupid?
That's the way it's going to be.
We've got to hear this crap forthe next four or five months,
(40:26):
right?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
It's going to be interesting, right?
They going to be interesting,right they're going to be
talking about all this kind ofstupid shit and hopefully Kamala
Harris and Democrats will beactually talking about what
they're actually going to do.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I think the more they try to pick on her and try to
make her less or so.
It's just going to make herlook that much better and
smarter and make those idiotslook that much more stupid.
Or trying to make the racistcomments, the sexist comments
how, how's that going to makethem any better?
Here's the deal.
I sound like Biden.
Here's the deal.
It's like.
(40:59):
Trump has to say Trump has thisbase, it's a solid base, ok, and
he's going anywhere.
But the problem is not really aproblem, it's a good part.
They don't, they don't they can.
They don't gain anybody newbecause of the stuff they say
Female voters, they'repro-abortion and all this racist
stuff against Kamala Harris.
How are they going to get newpeople, new women they're not
(41:21):
African-Americans, otherminorities.
They want to send 10 millionimmigrants back and stuff.
Who the hell is going to jumpto that side?
So they just keep their samebase.
So the last poll before Bidenquit, he's only like two points
behind.
So you leave it at that.
Now you see what's happened.
It'll reverse.
It could be two points, it maybe even more.
I mean to me.
I wouldn't say it's dumb, Ijust say, unless something weird
(41:43):
happens, I think it lookspretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm damn happy about it.
I don't know about you, I'mjust going anything to keep that
dipshit out of office justmakes me Well, I think.
Yeah, I mean, I also think thatthe people who are kind of
stuck in the middle you see howyou're stuck in the middle, but
I think there's, like mydaughter, I don't want to vote
for Biden.
I can't stand the man.
I said, well, you're not goingto vote for Trump.
He said, oh, vote for Trump.
I said, well, what are yougoing to do?
Well, I'll vote for Trump.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Now they've got a choice.
They have an exciting choice.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Your daughter said she'd like Biden.
If you were to ask her, whatwould you ever do to you?
He's a nice guy, he's just oldand bumbly.
That's the reason why All thegreat achievements and stuff,
they don't care.
It's like man, he's just an oldguy.
He fumbles when he walks likehe pooped his diaper or
something.
I mean so it's.
Did you watch his 10 minutespeech the other night when he
was like they called it thedecision and he was talking
(42:43):
about you know why he was.
It was pretty low key.
It had no emotion in it, eventhough his family was all
sitting there watching him do it.
So it's a goodbye speech.
And here's my accomplishmentsand that type of thing.
So it was fine.
He's a nice guy.
He's been in politics for 50years.
You can't hold that against him.
It's what he chose to do,served his country well the last
(43:07):
three and a half years he'sdone.
They keep picking on him.
He's old, he's old, he's old.
Well, you know what he is andit kind of showed and he made
the right decision.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh absolutely, yeah.
I mean, obviously he didn'twant to, but he did.
But, like I say, you know, Isaid to my daughter I said well,
you know, you're going to votefor Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
She goes oh yeah, I'll vote On the Kamala train
Great Indeed.
Is it Kamala or Kamala?
Is it tomato or tomato?
Either way Kamala or Kamala.
Kamala Kamala Kamala or KamalaKamala Calamity.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
That's the Republican line there.
Ed Calamity, Kamala.
Anyway, Actually, and on theGiggler.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I like the Giggler.
I must say Giggler was prettyfunny the picture of her.
They put the Joker makeup onher and it looked funny and she
does have a unique laugh.
It's a happy laugh.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
The Giggler Talking of daughters which we were.
Well, briefly, my youngestdaughter, who's a 911 dispatcher
.
We talked about her in the pastIn.
Vegas here.
So she told me this last week.
She says I'm going to go forthe force, I'm going to go and
join Metro and be a policeperson.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
So she wants to move from the 911 and become an
officer.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Become an officer?
Yeah, with sights on being adetective.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Well, Daddy, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Not thrilled about the middle bit.
Dangerous work it is, it is.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Especially in this city, man, a lot of crap goes on
, you know.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well, she knows.
I mean, she's at the forefrontof it all, so we'll see.
I thought that was kind ofinteresting.
I thought, well, you know, Imean had.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
She said I'm going to join the Marines.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I would have said think about that again.
I would certainly rather you dothe police thing Eventually get
our man.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
They brought back in the guy who was accused of
shooting Tupac again in courtthis week.
They finally set a court date.
So his trial begins in November, 20 years later.
And this judge will not let himout on bail 20 years later.
And this judge will not let himout on bail.
He goes, I'll do house arrest.
I'll wear an ankle bracelet.
I just want to be at homebecause I'm old, I'm in my
mid-70s.
You know what did you shoot himfor?
He said he was in the car.
(45:20):
He wasn't the shooter, butwhatever.
But the judge goes.
Nope, no house arrest.
You're staying in jail, man.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh dear, we're lucky he's not here, boy, you know
what They've had like.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
What would they do to him there?
They'd be a freaking hero inSouth Carolina.
You shot Tupac.
He's an elected governor orsomething.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, I know, but if he goes to the jail, they've
been dying like flies on awindshield, man Air conditioning
.
Probably you know so when I dohot things like this Costello,
we bring out the A&W root beer.
Oh is that our new sponsor?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Cheap plug.
Do you have any?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
moon pies in the fridge, that's.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Jack A&W.
Do you have any moon pies inthe fridge?
You can go with this thing.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
I'll send you some.
I'll send you some.
I can't drink that stuff Afterall this surgery, and stupid
stuff.
I can't drink that.
I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I'm not allowed to I would, if I really wanted to.
You need to get the fat-freeA&W root beer.
It tastes just like theoriginal.
Oh, don't make faces.
It's good.
I can't stand it.
I drank it.
I didn't even know it wasfat-free.
It It'd be sugar-free, but itwas great Sugar-free A&W root
beer.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
The best soda if you can drink soda is Spanish
Coca-Cola in a bottle.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
I've had the Mexican Coca-Cola.
I don't know if it's the sameor not, but I had that.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, it is yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
I do like that.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, it is.
It's got sugar in it.
But, as you can tell, they'renot sponsoring the Christian
Costello original Raider guys.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yes, the original canceled Raider guys brought to
you by A&W you got to say itright.
A&w.
A&w.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
You said the W too correctly A&W.
That's it.
A&w.
Rubeer, Guess which one of uslikes it Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Do that?
That is Dr Pepper.
That's awful, horrible shit.
I can remember when I firstcame over here I was literally
on the streets when I came backfrom doing a tour, run out of
money and everything.
I'm in ballet while I was inHollywood and I managed to
scrape up enough money to getsomething like a burrito
(47:38):
probably something lesser and adrink.
So when this girl says, oh,you've got it.
Have you never had Dr Pepper?
I go, no, I don't think I wantto.
So of course I mean, I am justdying of thirst.
I'm so dehydrated.
It's, you know, just awful.
She gives me this is greatstuff.
And I tell you what.
I took a big chuck of that andnearly spat it out.
(47:58):
It was disgusting.
Oh, horrible, horrible stuffMade out of prunes or something.
She said.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh well, that would be a Southern boy.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah Well, I was really looking to a nice cold
cook.
Believe me, when you've gotthat on your mind, nothing else
you know how it goes, I do, man.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Before we have to scoot, I've just got to say one
thing, if you don't mind mesaying it on a personal note to
you, mr Costello.
On a personal note.
Now, one of our listeners willjoin in on me on this one too.
Okay, Costello has a beautiful,a beautiful little corgi dog.
Keep the corgi Campaign, keepthe corgi, no, keep the corgi.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
He's lying down here right next to me, actually.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
What does that tell you?
Right there, who's his buddy?
You are, I'm his pal, but yes,you are.
And how old is your corgi?
Seven.
You've had him since thebeginning.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, yeah, keep that damn cork.
Don't do that.
Come on, are you disabled?
Nope, not quite.
Are you mentally fucked up?
That could be questionable.
No, oh, that's true.
Yes, I probably am.
Can you walk to the mailboxdown the inner street, something
like that?
Of course you can, that'senough.
Maybe?
Yeah, of course you can, that'senough.
Yeah, a little cringy.
(49:10):
Can you sit down in the yardwhile your dog runs around the
place and you watch and he comesto you when you call?
Of course he does.
So what the hell's the deal?
You keep the corgi, keep thecorgi.
I love dogs.
You know that there's no way youbreak that dog's heart at this
age and this long it would notbe the same.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
All he does all day is he just lies in one spot and
basically doesn't move.
Now I'm telling you this is nota happy dog.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Mine do that too.
But if you were to get up andsay, okay, let's go this way,
they would go crazy.
They get so excited they wouldlike it.
But they follow what you do.
If that's what you do andthat's all you do, they're going
to hang with you and they'lllay around all day.
If that's what you do andthat's all you do, they're going
to hang with you and they'lllay around all day.
If you get up and start moving,take them for a little short
(49:57):
walk.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
They'll be happy and they'll do that with you too, it
depends on what they want to do.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I'm going to do this, and she'll do this all day.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Well, that's exactly what he does all day.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
There's a storm kicking out.
Anyways, yeah, we've got gottafix his.
His coat is all screwed up.
I turned over in bed and Ithought it was the wife big
spoiled baby.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
She's a 150 pound Bernice Mountain dog.
Where is she at?
On the couch in my spot,because I'm not home.
I'm in Vegas.
How content is this dog?
That's my seat Get up.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
So if anybody would like a nice little corgi dog,
stop that shit.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
You're not doing that Well.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I mean he'd be happy with a couple with a child or
two and make a big fuss of him.
You'd be happy with a couplewith a child or two and make a
big fuss of him.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Even better, I'll keep the dog.
Adopt the baby.
Did you do it that way?
Speaker 2 (50:59):
No, thanks, I'll adopt anything else.
Nope, nope.
I want to be free and clear soI can take the big RV.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I'm going to have some picketers out there in
front of your place going keepthe Corgi, keep the Corgi, take
the corgi, keep the corgi.
No, go here, take the corgi, ohno.
So we'll be working on that,folks.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Okay, little Benji.
Now don't get me wrong.
It's not that I don't like him,it's just that you know, the
upkeep is too much, it's justbecome a problem.
So you know that's the way itgoes.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
You know, I think We'll be having a private
conversation with Costello afterthe show about this.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I think it's probably time to do this, because you
know, if we don't?
Speaker 1 (51:46):
It's school time, folks.
It's school time.
Once again, thanks to VicePresident Kamala Harris for
coming on and being our guesttoday.
We appreciate that, and a goodsport.
We're just reading quotes fromRepublicans, folks.
It's cool.
Once again, thanks to VicePresident Kamala Harris for
coming on and being our guesttoday.
We appreciate that.
And a good sport.
We're just reading quotes fromRepublicans.
Man, we didn't make that crapup.
That's just what happened.
We enjoyed it.
It's going to be a fun race.
We're in it now.
She's going to win it.
We're in it to win it.
Squeal.
Squeal Get it Squeal, bailey.
(52:06):
There's JD Vance, you'regetting a Himalaya effigy right
up there.
Hey, you want a corgi?
Hit the bell when you hit themagic spot there, it is Okay.
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