October 24, 2024 • 44 mins
Vice President Kamala Harris joins us for a lively episode filled with humor and intriguing conversation. We kick things off with some playful banter about South Carolina's weather and traffic, and we don't shy away from poking fun at how media interviews have softened over the years. Our delightful chat touches on her recent appearances on popular shows, and we even manage to get into the playful details of her name pronunciation, setting the stage for a session of insightful and candid dialogue.
Our discussion takes a satirical spin as we explore the world of political campaigns, highlighting a fictional scenario where Vice President Harris sways undecided voters with a surprise endorsement from pop sensation Lizzo. We navigate through political rivalries, public perception, and the influence of celebrities in politics, all with a light-hearted perspective. Expect some cheeky critiques on campaign strategies and the peculiar dance of winning over the ever-elusive undecided voter.
As we wrap up, the conversation spirals into a mix of whimsical topics, from hypothetical post-election parties to the peculiarities of Vegas weather and Formula 1's impact on the city. Our humor-laden chat touches on personal anecdotes, amusing scenarios, and even includes a nod to missing a football game for podcast duties. With Vice President Harris as our guest, get ready for an episode packed with laughter, unique insights, and a refreshingly fun take on politics and culture.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I actually work this time.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Amazing, it's amazing , it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Get rid of that.
All right, okay, we'rerecording, so let's go then.
Bailey, as you know, you alwaysstart things off.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We're recording usually means we're not, but
okay.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Shut up, oh my.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
God, Don't do that.
You do that and you're a deadman.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We'll both come to South Carolina and go get him
Hell to the yeah.
String that Brit up.
We are recording.
We're doing stem cells.
Already today I had a Brit whocame by.
He's from London.
He's in really sex there rightnow.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't know what's going on over there.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, he does Not good.
Anyway, I'm sorry, we're ready.
Are we getting ready?
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We've been ready.
Hi, this is Chris.
Hey, this is Costello.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
How you doing Costello.
What's happening with you boy,what?
What's happening with you boy,oh boy, gee, what's happening?
I'm in South.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Carolina.
Do you need to ask?
I was just trying to talk toyou in that South Carolina lingo
.
What's happening with you, boyGee?
What's happening?
I'm in South Carolina.
Do you need to ask?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was just trying to talk you into that South
Carolina lingo.
What's happening to you, boy?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh, it's been beautiful actually.
We've got 72 degrees and sunnyoutside right now.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Don't try to come up with an excuse to make it sound
like it's good to live there.
It's not going to work yeahokay, you just like the weather
and you want to go and do atraffic report while you're at
it?
Just go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh well, you know heavy traffic around the stadium
.
In a bit come the fourthquarter.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh, is South Carolina playing a home game today?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oklahoma City.
I mean no, Oklahoma, yeah,Oklahoma, yeah, Oklahoma yeah,
just Oklahoma isn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's a Mr Sports guy.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's pretty cool to show today because, as you know,
that Vice President Harris hasbeen doing the rounds.
You know media rounds, but alittle different type of media
rounds.
She did the who's your Daddypodcast.
She did VIEW, stephen ColbertStern, oh, and Christine
Costello.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, well, yeah, and who's that?
Da God or something?
I'll have to ask her about that.
Who, what?
There's a guy who does podcastssimilar to us but not as good,
called Something Da God.
Black guy.
Something Da Da.
No, you didn't see it Okay.
Oh, charlemagne Da God.
Something Da Da.
No, you didn't see it Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, charlemagne Da God, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, I
saw the peanut gallery in theback.
Okay, thank you, charlemagne DaGod Great.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
The audience is loving it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I hired her to fill in the gaps.
When you have a brain fart, youknow okay.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, there's another one.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You can't think of the next thing to say, christine
will fill in the blank for you.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, christine, anyway.
So vice president Harris iswith us today, so, and so we're
going to do a lot of things.
When she was on, who's yourdaddy thing?
They worked out and didn't dothe show like they normally do.
And they just worked out anddidn't do the show like they
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normally do and they just wussedout and just kind of, you know,
let her do the softballquestions and didn't even do the
show like you normally do.
Same thing with Stern and stuff.
I mean he's become like MrGrandpa interviewer all the
stuff that made him famous hedoesn't do anymore.
So I just thought we'll just gofor it and we'll ask the
questions that they should haveasked on those podcasts.
Okay, I won't go into it, okay,but first go ahead and introduce
(03:47):
yourself.
Come on, it's a big deal, man.
Come on yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah Well, believe it or not, we have Kamala yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
My name is Kamala.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's what I said you said Kamala, you said it
like Trump, I'm.
British damn it Good to be here.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's very good to be here, but it's Kamala Harris
vice president to you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Thank you.
Thank you, Ms Veep.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, why does this always happen?
Why do I always get told off?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Very happy to be here , gentlemen, what can?
I do for you now.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I know you were in Detroit last night and you're
bringing a lot of celebrities onwith you, so this is kind of
interesting.
Last night with you in Detroit,I was kind of interested,
curious, why you chose Lizzo toappear with you in Detroit last
night.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You had.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Lizzo with you in Detroit.
Is that a positive endorsement?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That's an excellent endorsement.
Have you seen the way shedresses?
I'm telling you, you know, Ihave to bring the show.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What do you mean?
The way she dresses?
Do you have to buy her a bucketof chicken to show up?
What do you?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
do she's going to vote for me because I'm the
right choice.
Who wants that?
That weird cheeto that isdancing or not dancing, I don't
know looked kind of like aseizure for 40 minutes and not
answering any questions.
Lizzo, she's hip, let's go, butlizzo, I'm gonna win I'm gonna
win, I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You're gonna win you better, man.
I mean, it's been a studio wegot two weeks ago.
It's gonna be a long two.
I'm going to win, I'm going towin.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You're going to win.
You better win.
It's been two weeks ago.
It's going to be a long twoweeks man, and if you lose it's
going to be the most stressfulfour years coming up.
So, whatever you got to do,cheat.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm going to win because you know he's going to
bring.
He has to kill the enemy within.
You know he's deranged.
People have to know this andthey'll vote for me because he's
deranged and I'm going to win.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well, it's because who's the enemy within?
The people who don't like him.
Is that the enemy within?
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
This is what he says, and you know January 6th was a
bunch of people that came withlove.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
With love With love.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So yeah, and he's going to use the military.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Uh-huh, so we should be good.
So, but, lizzo, come on, Ican't get over it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with Lizzo?
We need to bring all people tothe table.
My campaign is for everybody.
Everybody's in.
Lizzo's pretty funny.
She makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You're trying to come back Toby.
You didn't know last night'sevent was a buffet.
You probably didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Well you, a buffet.
You probably didn't know that,I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, you know you got to get them there somehow.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Every time I see Lizzo here in Vegas, it's at the
buffet line.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well you got to pay the bills.
Pay the bills.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Most of us recognize her from the backside.
I got big ass on that, lizzo.
Okay, lizzo, how are you?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
doing.
She was lovely and I was happyto have her join us.
She is joining the campaign.
That is for everyone, so we arehappy to have her, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right.
So the new strapline is goingto be morbidly obese.
Vote for.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Kamala, don't you body shame the new president?
We can't.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
President Harris, you look fine, I look pretty good,
you do.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Vice President Harris , I'm going to ask you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You were on these podcasts.
I'm going to ask you questions.
They always ask guests on thesepodcasts, but they didn't ask
you.
So are you game?
You ready to go with this right?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Shoot, let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Sure, come on, just let people know we're going
after those undecided voterswhich, by the way, if you're
undecided at this point, youmust be a friggin' dumbass or
something, because here she is,here he is.
They've been around their facesfor a few months.
You don't know them yet.
You still haven't decided yet.
How the frick stupid are you?
I mean right.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I have to agree because there is no choice.
The only choice is this choice.
The other one is not.
Why do you want to?
Why 34 convictions?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Enough?
Yeah, that would do, it,wouldn't it?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
30 more is good I mean there can be no more
undecided.
I don't want to hear thatanymore.
Undecided, that decide I wouldlike to think.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yes, I would like to think.
And you know, the other day Ihad a whole raft of people on
the stage with me that were allrecovering Republicans.
So I think we're starting tomove.
We're starting to move, we'regoing to win.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
So Costello's bubbles are starting to move.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I have a question.
Okay, how is Lizzo going to getinto a polling booth?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Lizzo doesn't have to .
She'll elbow her way in.
You know you can do drive-thrusnow.
You can do mail-bys, you can doa mail-in bout.
There's plenty of ways we canall vote.
Let's get out there and do that, please she'll do an early
mail-in for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just thought it'd be kind of funny to see us stuck
in Portland leave Lizzo alone.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Lizzo's my friend, leave her be I have to give
lizzo, we have to be kind ofnice tonight because she is for
vice president harris, okay, sothat's right.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
She's on my side, our side.
We've got to go with her okay,madam deep.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So you're on the who's your daddy podcast.
This is a question that with no, I guess regular guests are on
that show.
They always ask this, so theyskip you on it.
So we're going to go back andask you to do you ready.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Question number one what is your favorite sexual
position?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, oh, my goodness , you know, Doug the first
gentleman doesn't really likepositions we're pretty
traditional.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, which means what?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I occasionally like the doggy thing, the doggy thing
, oh, the doggy thing, the doggything.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You know, my people are from India and there's the
whole Kama Sutra Ever look at it.
That's interesting.
But the first gentleman is alittle more traditional.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I guess, okay, he may fall in line with this question
.
Okay, next question is spit orswallow.
Oh, spit, I thought so becauseyour husband's Jewish Definitely
spitting Blah, blah, noswallowing in that household, oh
, nah, nope, nope.
Nope, nope, let's go to thestern type questions.
(10:55):
Okay, he was down to ask you.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
okay, he was very nice, wasn't he?
I guess have you ever.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
okay, he was very nice, wasn't he?
I guess, have you ever playedlesbian butt bongo?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I you know, the other night I did do a little butt
slapping with Lizzo on the dancefloor, but that's about as far
as I'm going to go.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's a lot to slap there, man.
That's a lot to slap.
Well, that's a big bongo,that's more than bongo.
Yeah, that's the whole drum setright there I had the whole set
.
Yes, we did a little babaloo onthere lesbian trend because it
used to be what you always wouldask about it.
(11:37):
Have you ever been with anotherwoman?
Have you Sexually that is.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, there was one night in college that I don't
know what happened.
I'm going to go with an?
I don't think so, but I don'tknow.
Ever, seen Castillo naked.
Oh no, that goes with the spitor swallow thing.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, oh, thank you.
I would like you to know I haveactually lost 30 pounds now.
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Good for you, that's good, but not in the face.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I was told my face had got.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm just giving you shit, Castello.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
All right.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Let's get back to me, back to me, back to me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm sorry.
Back to the vice president,Back to the vice president,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I've got things to do , places to go, people to
convince.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
We're two weeks from election day Last shot.
Why vote for you?
Go for it, give it to him.
Come on, give him your bestshot.
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You should vote for me because, at the end of the
day, I am not crazy.
I am going to do what's right.
I will not.
I am going to set my news past.
We are moving forward.
We are not going back.
Nobody needs a criminal in theWhite House.
I'm your pick because I willwork for everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I am for the people you covered every campaign
button, every bumper sticker andevery slogan all in one thing.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
That's great it's a gift, it's a gift but you know
we're with you.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
We want you to win where you must win.
You understand that right?
Yeah, you gotta got it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I am doing my best, you know I do.
The other thing I'll say is,while my opponent would not
release his health condition, Imyself have been deemed very
physically and mentally activeand healthy.
But did you see the other nightin his campaign thing, I think,
the Detroit one he was noddingoff in the middle of his own
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rally?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
His microphone went dead and Detroit one.
He was nodding off in themiddle of his own rally.
You see, his microphone wentdead and for 20 minutes he was
pacing.
He said I'm taking a nap andthe other we get a town hall.
He said I don't want any morequestions, let's play music
instead.
He did 40 minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I know, I think you know if I was a program.
I'd be hotlining you.
Okay, did Ave Maria into YMCA?
Okay, and how many times did heplay the Ave Maria?
I mean, quite frankly, heshould be praying, but that was
a little weird.
He's weird.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Let's go back to the weird thing.
That was a hot thing.
That was a good thing.
People really ticked him off.
I think you should stick withhim being weird, but he did say
this week that he should be, heshouldn't be.
Instead of being in thesecampaign spots, he could be out
on the beach laying there withhis beautiful body.
I went, excuse me.
He said beautiful body, I'mjust going to.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh, this is.
Oh, there is no.
No one is prepared for that, no, which is why his lovely and
charming wife is out on her booktour.
She's pimping her book whileher husband is making a complete
idiot of himself no one caresabout her book.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean, yeah, there's nothing there.
There's not as yucky.
That new, that new blow-upnaked trump thing is showing up
in certain cities.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
exactly.
So, exactly what do they havegoing for them?
I mean mean, they're and theand him with the.
Oh, I can't, I can't betweenthe Bible, the tennis shoes, her
book, the whole thing.
They're just, they areprostituted.
The United States.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
What was it?
Melania's book or her nakedpictures?
Her naked pictures, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Well, quite frankly, the naked pictures are the only
draw.
Yeah, that's it so, but she's Imean she's clearly not
supporting.
If she, if your own spouse,cannot support your campaign,
then why should you vote for him?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
She's supporting the next assassin.
Not to miss.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, really.
And what was that?
One One of his own followerswere all loaded up, right what I
said one of his own followerslast week, I think Wasn't it in
Arizona that they nailed anotherperson that was loaded up A
sovereign citizen or somethingthat's one of his own people?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Outside of Coachella in California there was a guy
trying to get in there.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's his own people .
Speaker 1 (16:04):
There was a member of the press.
They opened his van up and theyfound loads of ammo AK-47.
I'll get to the press of whatNational Rifle Association or
what.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But he admitted he goes.
No, he claimed himself to be asovereign citizen, one of the
followers, and they were goingafter him.
This time his own people.
Ooh, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I have a theory.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh shit, there it comes.
Well, you know this because,all right, go ahead.
It comes with theory, go ahead,go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been right.
In the last few Did I not saythey picked Kamala?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yes, they did.
Here's the thing right there,the press, my name is Kamala.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Come on, costello, get it right, kamala.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
The other one always mispronounces it on purpose.
Are you doing that to me,Costello?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's just the way I speak.
But listen, think about thisfor a minute, right?
We keep hearing thateverything's tied neck and neck
and these polls are coming outneck and neck.
Oh my God, there's only half apoint in it.
Oh shit, I think everybodyshould panic, everybody should
go out and vote, and the actualreality is you're way the hell
ahead.
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I think they just said Well, let's hope, as the
first gentleman would say, fromyour lips to God's ears.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Or they could have some more schmear.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
And have a schmear with it.
The first gentleman?
Let's hope so, but we are goingto sprint to the finish line
and everyone must vote.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm looking forward to the new lingo here.
Ladies and gentlemen, First man, Doug.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Oh, he can't wait.
He can't wait, he's alreadyplanning the first party.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I'm telling this one you're right.
I agree.
I think that you're way ahead.
I think they say the polls areneck and neck.
It's kind of good to do it fora reason it's going to make
people get out and vote.
It's too close.
Absolutely, that's absolutely.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yes, I said from the beginning that we were coming
into this as an underdog.
I maintain that we must haveeveryone out voting and
supporting this ticket, theHarris Walls ticket, because
it's the one that cares aboutpeople.
We will fight for you.
We are inclusive and everybodywill, like women will have their
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own health rights given back tothem now your bp big walls.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You see, you kind of reminds me of my crazy uncle at
thanksgiving well, he is a crazylittle so-and-so, but darn it,
people like him.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He's very likable.
He seems to be.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He is.
He's a good coach, he motivates.
He'll be a great vice presidentfor us here in the United
States when we take the WhiteHouse back.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I was watching that other guy running for vice
president.
He's not running for vicepresident, he's running to be
the president.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Absolutely, because, hey look, he's making bank on
the fact that the original oneis going to crap out.
He's 78.
Look at him, how paunchy andweirdly colored he is.
He's falling asleep everywhere.
The other one is just a mini-mehoping to step in.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
His dad lived to be middle to upper 90s, so I don't
think he's going to be croakinganytime soon.
I lost one of the assassins inthis one.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
There's always that.
But he's not a healthy man.
Have you looked at?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
him.
No, he's actually listed asobese.
He eats fast food all the time.
It's just the way he is.
But you know, sometimes you getthose good genes and you can
get away with that stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Well meanness.
But I know that, yes, hislittle, his little boy is
waiting for him to croak so hecan step on in.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes, sir, Speaking of croaking, I've got to ask you
how's President Biden?
Is he doing?
Okay?
Is he depressed?
How's he doing?
You know?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
look, President Joe Biden is one of the best, one of
the finest people I've everworked with.
He's in Europe right now on hisfarewell tour, and then he'll
go to the beach.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'll get a t-shirt from that tour.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Back to Delaware.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Another presidential beach bod.
Okay, everybody's doing this,they're all going.
Thank you Joe.
Thank you Joe, thank you Joe.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Thank you, joe.
Joee's gotta go home to thebeach house now.
It's my act.
Let's be very, very clear thisis not joe, but I am not going
to run the white house.
I is not a joe bidenadministration kamala has her
own agenda and we're going tomove forward.
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All the people, all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
It's good you're saying that now, because you've
got to fuck that up on the Viewwhen they ask you like is there
anything you would change?
If you look back at the yearsyou've been in with the Biden
administration, you went.
I can't think of anything.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Well, yeah, they caught me off guard, but it's
not true.
I'm not Joe Biden and I willnot run the White House like Joe
Biden Not that there wasanything wrong with that but
we're going to move forward.
We're moving forward.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
That's good to know.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So let's do our facial salute to Joe Biden.
Now, be nice, he's a lovely man, lovely family man.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I like him, I voted for him.
I'm glad he withdrew.
He's still in signs of his age.
It's a good thing he droppedout.
So happy to have you Now.
Go win the damn election.
Go do it.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You help me, you vote for me, everybody who's
listening to this.
It is not time to sit on thesidelines.
Get out there and vote forHarris Waltz.
We are the future.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Lizzo's bringing in all the fat chicks for you and
Castillo's bringing in all theBrits for you.
What more can a girl ask for?
You're done, you're in theoffice, I like you.
It's over you too, honestly.
Your cards, oh, I like you.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's over you too, honestly, your cards oh thank
you, I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
By the way, we are now known as the cancelled guys.
Not cancelled radio guys justcancelled guys, just cancelled
guys.
Yeah, that's right In this wokesociety.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We are cancelled, guys.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Like Lizzo was C.
That's right In this wokesociety.
We are canceled.
Guys Like Lizzo was canceledapparently.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
No, no, we are not part of the canceled community.
We're out there, we're doingour jobs, we're voting.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The subway sandwich is no longer named after Lizzo.
It's gotten to get off the map.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Leave Lizzo alone.
How about Liz Cheney?
How about my girl Liz Cheney,my sister, my homie?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You know what?
I'm not a big fan of her dad,Dick Cheney, but I never did
like him.
But I think Liz Cheney ispretty cool.
She's a very brave woman fordoing what she did yeah.
I mean she said it by doingthat, but she stuck with her
conviction.
So proud of her and you shouldbe happy to have her endorsement
.
Yeah, good deal.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
She's my girl and you know daddy followed suit, so
for whatever reason, people willfollow him too.
So good job, Dickie.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You're going back to that lesbian thing, like we were
talking about earlier.
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, you never know.
Liz is pretty good looking Likeme.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I look really good in the dark.
She's got good hair Got goodhair, that's right, she's got
good hair Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
No Brazilian on her then.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, bp Harris, thank you so much for being with
us today.
I know you got to go get thelast of those stupid undecided
voters.
Wrap this baby up Two weeks togo, two weeks to go.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Two weeks to go.
Help me, boys, we're in thesprint.
You boys do it for me.
Okay, vote for a change andmoving forward.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Gotcha Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Thank you, we'll do it.
Bye, we'll see you at the afterelection party.
Okay, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I'll be the one on the floor going free drinks.
Oh, you two honestly.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Oh, we are.
We are indeed All right.
Thank you Back to me.
I got to go to my nextappearance.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Thanks so much for having me on your show.
Bye, go get him.
Bye.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Thank you, bye, wow, I just can't wait.
Two weeks ago, we're going toparty.
Party.
Costello's out there,costello's out there.
We're going to party like it's1959.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That is 1959.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
The Brits are going.
You're hearing bombs.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I'll go back another 10 years, perhaps that was cool.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That wrapped up all of our different press tour the
podcast, different shows.
Now she's back to theconventional stuff rallies and
news programs.
I didn't want to ask her aboutit.
She did Fox News.
I'd be like Trump doing CNN,which you will never do.
Rallies and news programs Ididn't want to ask her about it,
but she did Fox News.
I'd be like Trump doing CNN,which he will never do because
he hates being fact-checked.
Can you imagine why she did FoxNews?
(25:32):
Oh man, she fell to the groundSitting there by a whole network
of people who make fun of herevery day.
She went on there and did aninterview for half an hour.
It was great.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
No, we'll see.
All day was making fun of herappearance.
I'm just going damn.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, we'll see if I'm right, and I think I am, you
know.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I I do agree with you .
I think you're right.
I think she's far enough ahead.
It's not going to be as closeas they say, oh God.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I wonder what.
January the 6th?
What do we do?
Five.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
What do we do if we're wrong?
What happens if we're wrong?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Buy a gun.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Buy a few guns.
Are we moving to England?
England's a bigger mess thanwhat we got going on right now.
So what are we going to do?
Where are we going to go?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Couldn't afford that.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Close our ears up to all this shit going on for the
next four years.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
If he loses, what are we going to do?
Assassinate him.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Jesus Christ, you can't say that you can have
someone knocking on your door.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That helicopter's coming for me now, I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You can think it and you can say it to someone, but
not out loud to a bunch ofpeople listening.
I wouldn't do that.
A bunch of people yeah, I thinkI can name you all.
You might want to hit thatlittle edit button.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I would fuck him.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
What did he say, hey?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
you know what?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Better be careful.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Frenchie guys, our producers don't put that on
TikTok.
Thank you, oh God.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
If they put that after you, for sure we'll get
this in their costume.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Come on, boy.
We like to teach you aboutLizzo.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I got him held hostage in there, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Hey, you know what?
Maybe get Lizzo to sit on him.
She could sit on his face andthat'd be the end of it.
That'll do it.
No, yes.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I'm surprised it's okay.
What a cruel death that wouldbe.
Huh, It'd be like.
Go brave, cover up his face.
He'd just disappear in there,he'd just be gone.
Yeah, what a great horror moviethat would make you know.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Just imagine having him hump on top of you.
You know time for bed, baby.
Okay, honey, here I come.
Sploosh, that is the sound ofyou know, the flesh meeting,
Sploosh.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
As you folks can see, the thick British humor is
really in full force today,isn't it?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It has to be If you had the day.
Well, actually you did have theday that I usually have
yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, well, it's okay .
Yesterday is the day, today isthe day.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
All different deals, all new, all new deals and
prizes and aggravation coming myway today.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You still can't even vote yet, can you?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
No, Like I said, no point until they get rid of the
Electoral College.
I will, with interest bewatching what happens here.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I've been here for 30 years, still can't vote.
That's it Just taking advantageof what America's got to offer
you without giving back?
Oh, that's right, but you paytaxes.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yes, I do.
Why yes, I do?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You're missing out on the big thrill of being able to
vote.
Man, that's a big deal.
You want to be a true American,you've got to vote.
You're a market If they paid me, I'd do it.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Shit that Costello's voting for her.
I guess I better too.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Freaking Brit.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, he knows what's what he knows.
What's what he knows.
Lizzo oh South.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Carolina's slaying going today, so I can't believe
you're saying that.
That's right.
So Clemson is, excuse me, southCarolina is beating Oklahoma
today, and why aren't you there?
Because I have to do this.
We could have done this beforethe show.
After the show, we got somegreat audio from the game.
That's two times you missed.
First time ESPN game day isright there in your backyard at
(29:55):
Columbia.
They haven't been there inyears.
That was a big deal.
Thousands of them.
Costello, go Get some goodaudio for the show.
Listen.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
X is coming to town.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I'm a little tired of you, Dad.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I don't want to go out there with all the rednecks,
but you know that's where thegreat audio comes from.
You're playing a big powerhouseschool like Oklahoma in your
backyard.
Where are you at?
In front of your bed sheet.
You know there's the other.
You're insane right thereInstead of being out there at
the game.
You can do this afterwards, man.
You can think of the audioyou're going to get.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I was going to say it isn't sold out.
I don't know how much does itcost to go to a football game.
I saw you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
How easy is it.
They get tickets for anything,oh.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Or just even hanging outside to get where the
tailgaters are.
I mean, those guys don't get in, they sit there and listen to
the game in the parking lot.
They're tailgating out there.
They have no tickets to get inor to get some free barbecue,
meet some new friends, you know.
Or funny action Go over hereand have one of our burgers.
Come on over here, boy, youtalk funny.
We'll give you a burger.
Here's a beer.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You look awful white.
Have you been outside this yearat all?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I've been saving some of this classic beer for today,
here's a Billy beer.
I'll save you a Billy beer.
Here you go, oh, billy beer, Iremember.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Billy beer.
Remember those right Good stuff?
Yes, when Billy who was, forthose of you who don't know, was
President Carter's brotherdecided to urinate against, he
was in the airport and they gotout on the tarmac and just
decided to urinate because hedrank too much, billy Bear.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
He did, was he writing his name in the sand
there, or just you know?
Yeah, billy, billy Carter,billy Carter, billy Carter.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah indeed, Billy Bear.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What else is new that's happening in your
negative woods, Costello?
Anything?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Nothing, really.
I am trying to think Well, theygot the tree off the neighbor's
roof, finally have you seenwhat's-his-butt out there after
they took the tree off?
I haven't seen him in ageswhich is good because it makes
him nice and quiet.
He's probably gone.
Do you think?
What's his butt out there Afterthey took the tree up?
I haven't seen him in ages,which is good.
He's probably gone.
I'm tired.
He was actually working, so Notin jail.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
He's working.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
That's what I hear.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Working at the jail.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Prison yard.
Good old, what was his name?
Pookie there you go.
Prison yard Good old.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Pookie, let me ask Christine what his name was.
To fill in your blank, Wouldyou, Christine?
What was his name?
What's his name?
Christine Pookie.
Ah, you know him too Marvelous.
It's a bloody nuisance.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
So did you see the rest of sammy out there, or
nobody?
It's a whole new group.
You know what?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
oh, they're just, they're just very quiet.
They just don't see him anymore.
They do have a new puppy,though.
Uh, that'll be dead by newyear's, just like the other one.
Um, anybody any?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
yelling out there any campfires going on, any fights
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
All the fun going on, no no, no, well, it's got cold
now.
No, it's been very quiet andI'm going.
Well, this is cool.
Keep it up for when I sell thehouse and, um, I told you some
people about that this next week.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
So try and get things out here in vegas we had a uh,
as they call it here a coldfront come through.
So the other morning it was 57degrees and and I began walking
with people wearing these bigfur parkas and stuff like that.
I'm going I'd be wearing shortsif it wasn't working.
It's 57 degrees.
There was something about howcold it is.
Are you cold, christine?
Yeah, she was cold.
(33:28):
No, she's a vegan.
She's been here for still is.
Yeah, she's been here, us here,30 years so far.
It's kind of like where you are, you get used to it.
I guess it's 55, 60 degrees,like freezing.
I got the fur coats coming out.
I got the little sweaters andthe doggies.
The doggies are going.
You're looking good, you'resweating to death here.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I know a friend who always, oh, actually remember
that guy, nate, who just lovedyou.
We did a, did the other, chrisBailey.
Yeah, I know, in the very earlydays of this show I called up a
friend of mine who was a DJ aswell and his name was also Chris
Bailey, and I thought wouldn'tit be fun if I got these two to
(34:14):
talk to each other?
Well, the other, chris Bailey,nathan, didn't go well, but
anyway, the reason I bring himup, Making new friends every day
.
That's right, mate, Because healways used to wear shorts,
Didn't matter the weather whenit gets cold.
There it does get cold, andthat'd be Nathan with his little
blue legs.
I hate that Bailey.
I hate that Bailey.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I don't know if I'm still better than you.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
You talk to that guy.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't know if I'm still better than you?
I hear you talk to that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I don't know if he's still alive.
Who knows?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Probably not.
He gets called here about twodays out of the year.
He's one of the guys we sawfrozen on the street this week.
Oh yeah.
We'll see anyway, we're here inVegas and getting ready for the
big Formula 1s coming back.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh, coming back to Vegas, how jolly fun.
Hate it.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Hate it.
Hate it Getting blocked offtraffic building the grandstands
getting screwed over again Hateit.
Just can't go down the strip.
Can't go down there, it's notworth it.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
It's an incredible way.
I mean, yeah, the whole town'sscrewed up it is.
We've only got eight more to goafter this.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
As far as those locals, you know, we don't like
it, we don't go do it, we don'tcare for it and they screw us
over.
That's what's happening here.
So I did all this stuff to getready for that.
I drove by Halloween Town thismorning so you missed that.
Over by Tivoli Village inHalloween Town they go the
biggest pumpkin patch ever.
I'm going.
(35:40):
They're in a freaking concreteparking lot.
What do you mean pumpkin patch?
It's a bunch of pumpkins in theparking lot.
They call it a pumpkin patchand the kids are going.
This is weird.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Where's the hay.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Where's the grass?
Where's the trees?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
What all happened here.
I had a photo booth at one ofthose once and I lost a shitload
of money and it was a reallygood idea.
I had a coffin and the idea wasyou'd go in there, get in the
coffin and have your picturetaken and I'd print it out right
there in seconds.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
it took Nobody wants to get into a frigging coffin?
Oh yes, they do.
Claustrophobic.
They do want to get in thecoffin.
Why do you use your shirt onthat then?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Not get in the coffin .
It should make a lot of money.
Because the one thing I didn'tbank on was everybody's got a
cell phone now and you justcan't stop people from taking it
Once they get in the coffin.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
they have to charge them just for getting in the
coffin if they take their ownselfie, though?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
right, I'll try that too.
It didn't go down well.
I soon remember getting punchedfor some reason.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I've been there, done that.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah, it never happened before.
Yeah, it was at.
I'm trying to remember it wasin one of the big parking lots,
like the Rio's parking lot, Ithink.
Where is the pumpkin?
The House of Horrors this year.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
The Rio's like a grease pit hotel.
I'm not surprised they have theRio, man.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
It's a scary place, yeah they could have a haunted
house inside, couldn't they?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I stayed there once and the pillow was about that
thick, maybe half an inch wide,the sheets they didn't change
them.
From the last guest, it wasawful.
I said you have an extra pillowto go.
We don't do that.
We don't have extra pillows.
Extra blanket, we don't haveextra blanket.
God, get me out of thisfreaking place.
You feel like you're slidingoff the bed, you know, and you
(37:22):
put in like 10 showers a day andit still wasn't enough, you
know.
So the Caesars has bought itand they promised big changes.
So we shall see.
Since you're a big sports fan,though, Costello, the TPC turn
Summerlin is hosting the PGAtournament this week here in
Vegas.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Mr Golf.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Guy right, Mr Golf Guy.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be there, I'm on a sand trap.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I can't get out.
That was the first hole.
I'm like shit, we're out thereplaying golf and you hit a ball
and then you went to get it andyou couldn't get up the hill.
I'm just going, oh God.
Well, I'm really really happywe had a tow truck.
We had a tow truck and a wholeone.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Well, I had the back surgery.
The other day I went to seethat doctor and they said oh,
you're doing really well You'redoing.
How much on the back I go?
Oh, it only hurts once twice aday.
No better, yeah, it's better.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
But my hips are screwed.
Hip replacement Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, it's next in line.
Yeah, yeah, Well, do you havethe same thing done?
How did it work for you foryour foot?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I said yeah, guess what it did for me?
Nothing, oh.
Well, you know, I mean, Iwouldn't do a surgery and put an
electrode in my ankle.
So therefore it just shootsthings out and kills those
nerves, kills those nerves.
No pain, no pain.
So there you go.
That's what it was actuallyapproved by insurance company.
I went really so, do it, do itFree, might as well do it.
(38:46):
Yeah, love having surgery.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Old part of being a baby boomer, you see.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Love having surgery.
Can't have enough of them.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, I'm sure I'll get a few more booked in here.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Gas me cut me, gas me , cut me.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I like the gas man.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I wish they wouldn't do that.
It would be better right.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, well, wouldn't it?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, that's the way to do it.
Then you have your teeth done,then I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's like ketamine.
They do that Propefol.
I do that for the short-termstuff, not uncommon Ketamine.
Don't get mad Shit.
They do it for really shortstuff.
They give it to you infive-minute intervals and stuff.
(39:39):
My granddaughter got bit by herdog.
Okay, oh, I don't know the idea.
I said it take her into a newcosmetic closure on that.
So I gave her nine doses ofketamine because I only last
five minutes time.
She kept coming, coming awake.
Oh, really woke up and they'relike suturing her and she's like
more ketamine.
It's like it was then.
It lasts like five minutes.
I did she's young and small.
I want to give her a littlesmall dose of that and give her
nine.
So, yeah, bloody hell, it's allclosed up.
(40:01):
Everything's pretty good, causeyou know, when you're kids like
you do stuff to your dog, youdon't mean to, but the dog is
cornering itself.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
I mean, things happens these days down.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
You get this costello knocking the door animal
control.
You have to come to aninterview and make sure your
puppy's all right.
If it happens again, yourpuppy's gone, I'll put it down,
you know.
So that's the thing, eventhough it's just like it happens
.
It happened to me when I was aguy.
I bit my, my cousin's dog.
He was a little a chain thing.
We're all running up teases,all runs we can get away from
before he hits the chain and hehas to stop.
(40:35):
I didn't get away fast enough.
I wanted to say hurt right onmy ass, you'll get a rabies shot
.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Oh nice, Don't they give those to you in the stomach
?
No, I think it was my hip.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I don't know why I'm thinking that my wife didn't
give it to me.
The sucker's going to hurt.
My brother said.
We can hear you screaming allthe way in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
And you're inside a building.
I said, yeah, you're okay.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
It hurt like a mother .
I didn't tell you what.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Well, you know what I think?
That just about wraps it up forus today.
I'm worn out after Camilla.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
She was great, so go ahead and add her on.
Go get out to the game.
Man, hit the after parties outthere, costello Come on.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
All right, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Take that audio thing , get some audio, be a true game
cock.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You're going to be cock short today.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Don't put your shirt on.
We're going to go cocks.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Don't wear the one on .
We're going to go.
Cocks, there they are.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Don't wear the one you showed me last week that
says I love cocks.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Don't put that one on Get invitations to the bar.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I want a clear crowd as you walk through.
There's room for the gay guy,do you?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
go to the bar.
You know the special bar.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, I just like cock.
I go to the Shabuzy bar.
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You know what?
I think we're going to playShabuzy right now.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Let's do Shabuzy.
I like Shabuzy, he's good.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
You're crazy.
I tell you, you're crazy.
Well, what are we going to donext week?
Squeal, oh, okay, we'll makefor a lecture.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I'll be squealing by then, okay, squeal, squeal.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Hopefully by next week I'll have my new board done
or the bits working anyway.
Okay, oh, it's really cool.
The odd thing is I spent a lotof money on this and one thing I
didn't get is an instructionmanual.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Dude, you being Mr Electronic, I would surprise you
to even want an instructionmanual.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh no, no, I learned to breathe those things, Boy.
It's amazing what you've laidout.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Oh, that's what it's for.
We're going out with Trumpsquealing with his beautiful
body on the beach and someoneattacks him.
Squeal, squeal, big boy.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Squeal.
If I could find it quick enough, I would do it.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
But it'll have to be about as mental images as we go
Trump bumping Lizzo.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh Slurp Sl.
Oh Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp,slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Blah, blah, blah.
It'd be like this that's it,that's it, that's it, that's it,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Oh, you know I do it the best because people say so,
and I know I'm the best becauseI've got oh, oh oh, I'm leaving
now.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Costello's going to do this all by himself.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Goodbye, cruel world, end recording.
I actually work this time.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Amazing, it's amazing , it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Get rid of that.
All right, okay, we'rerecording, so let's go then.
Bailey, as you know, you alwaysstart things off.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We're recording usually means we're not, but
okay.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Shut up, oh my.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
God, Don't do that.
You do that and you're a deadman.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
We'll both come to South Carolina and go get him
Hell to the yeah.
String that Brit up.
We are recording.
We're doing stem cells.
Already today I had a Brit whocame by.
He's from London.
He's in really sex there rightnow.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't know what's going on over there.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, he does Not good.
Anyway, I'm sorry, we're ready.
Are we getting ready?
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We've been ready.
Hi, this is Chris.
Hey, this is Costello.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
How you doing Costello.
What's happening with you boy,what?
What's happening with you boy,oh boy, gee, what's happening?
I'm in South.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Carolina.
Do you need to ask?
I was just trying to talk toyou in that South Carolina lingo
.
What's happening with you, boyGee?
What's happening?
I'm in South Carolina.
Do you need to ask?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was just trying to talk you into that South
Carolina lingo.
What's happening to you, boy?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh, it's been beautiful actually.
We've got 72 degrees and sunnyoutside right now.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Don't try to come up with an excuse to make it sound
like it's good to live there.
It's not going to work yeahokay, you just like the weather
and you want to go and do atraffic report while you're at
it?
Just go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh well, you know heavy traffic around the stadium
.
In a bit come the fourthquarter.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh, is South Carolina playing a home game today?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oklahoma City.
I mean no, Oklahoma, yeah,Oklahoma, yeah, Oklahoma yeah,
just Oklahoma isn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's a Mr Sports guy.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's pretty cool to show today because, as you know,
that Vice President Harris hasbeen doing the rounds.
You know media rounds, but alittle different type of media
rounds.
She did the who's your Daddypodcast.
She did VIEW, stephen ColbertStern, oh, and Christine
Costello.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, well, yeah, and who's that?
Da God or something?
I'll have to ask her about that.
Who, what?
There's a guy who does podcastssimilar to us but not as good,
called Something Da God.
Black guy.
Something Da Da.
No, you didn't see it Okay.
Oh, charlemagne Da God.
Something Da Da.
No, you didn't see it Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, charlemagne Da God, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, I
saw the peanut gallery in theback.
Okay, thank you, charlemagne DaGod Great.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
The audience is loving it.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I hired her to fill in the gaps.
When you have a brain fart, youknow okay.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, there's another one.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You can't think of the next thing to say, christine
will fill in the blank for you.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, christine, anyway.
So vice president Harris iswith us today, so, and so we're
going to do a lot of things.
When she was on, who's yourdaddy thing?
They worked out and didn't dothe show like they normally do.
And they just worked out anddidn't do the show like they
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normally do and they just wussedout and just kind of, you know,
let her do the softballquestions and didn't even do the
show like you normally do.
Same thing with Stern and stuff.
I mean he's become like MrGrandpa interviewer all the
stuff that made him famous hedoesn't do anymore.
So I just thought we'll just gofor it and we'll ask the
questions that they should haveasked on those podcasts.
Okay, I won't go into it, okay,but first go ahead and introduce
(03:47):
yourself.
Come on, it's a big deal, man.
Come on yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah Well, believe it or not, we have Kamala yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
My name is Kamala.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's what I said you said Kamala, you said it
like Trump, I'm.
British damn it Good to be here.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's very good to be here, but it's Kamala Harris
vice president to you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Thank you.
Thank you, Ms Veep.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, why does this always happen?
Why do I always get told off?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Very happy to be here , gentlemen, what can?
I do for you now.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I know you were in Detroit last night and you're
bringing a lot of celebrities onwith you, so this is kind of
interesting.
Last night with you in Detroit,I was kind of interested,
curious, why you chose Lizzo toappear with you in Detroit last
night.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You had.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Lizzo with you in Detroit.
Is that a positive endorsement?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That's an excellent endorsement.
Have you seen the way shedresses?
I'm telling you, you know, Ihave to bring the show.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What do you mean?
The way she dresses?
Do you have to buy her a bucketof chicken to show up?
What do you?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
do she's going to vote for me because I'm the
right choice.
Who wants that?
That weird cheeto that isdancing or not dancing, I don't
know looked kind of like aseizure for 40 minutes and not
answering any questions.
Lizzo, she's hip, let's go, butlizzo, I'm gonna win I'm gonna
win, I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You're gonna win you better, man.
I mean, it's been a studio wegot two weeks ago.
It's gonna be a long two.
I'm going to win, I'm going towin.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You're going to win.
You better win.
It's been two weeks ago.
It's going to be a long twoweeks man, and if you lose it's
going to be the most stressfulfour years coming up.
So, whatever you got to do,cheat.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm going to win because you know he's going to
bring.
He has to kill the enemy within.
You know he's deranged.
People have to know this andthey'll vote for me because he's
deranged and I'm going to win.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Well, it's because who's the enemy within?
The people who don't like him.
Is that the enemy within?
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
This is what he says, and you know January 6th was a
bunch of people that came withlove.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
With love With love.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So yeah, and he's going to use the military.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Uh-huh, so we should be good.
So, but, lizzo, come on, Ican't get over it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with Lizzo?
We need to bring all people tothe table.
My campaign is for everybody.
Everybody's in.
Lizzo's pretty funny.
She makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You're trying to come back Toby.
You didn't know last night'sevent was a buffet.
You probably didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Well you, a buffet.
You probably didn't know that,I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, you know you got to get them there somehow.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Every time I see Lizzo here in Vegas, it's at the
buffet line.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well you got to pay the bills.
Pay the bills.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Most of us recognize her from the backside.
I got big ass on that, lizzo.
Okay, lizzo, how are you?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
doing.
She was lovely and I was happyto have her join us.
She is joining the campaign.
That is for everyone, so we arehappy to have her, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right.
So the new strapline is goingto be morbidly obese.
Vote for.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Kamala, don't you body shame the new president?
We can't.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
President Harris, you look fine, I look pretty good,
you do.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Vice President Harris , I'm going to ask you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You were on these podcasts.
I'm going to ask you questions.
They always ask guests on thesepodcasts, but they didn't ask
you.
So are you game?
You ready to go with this right?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Shoot, let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Sure, come on, just let people know we're going
after those undecided voterswhich, by the way, if you're
undecided at this point, youmust be a friggin' dumbass or
something, because here she is,here he is.
They've been around their facesfor a few months.
You don't know them yet.
You still haven't decided yet.
How the frick stupid are you?
I mean right.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I have to agree because there is no choice.
The only choice is this choice.
The other one is not.
Why do you want to?
Why 34 convictions?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Enough?
Yeah, that would do, it,wouldn't it?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
30 more is good I mean there can be no more
undecided.
I don't want to hear thatanymore.
Undecided, that decide I wouldlike to think.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yes, I would like to think.
And you know, the other day Ihad a whole raft of people on
the stage with me that were allrecovering Republicans.
So I think we're starting tomove.
We're starting to move, we'regoing to win.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
So Costello's bubbles are starting to move.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I have a question.
Okay, how is Lizzo going to getinto a polling booth?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Lizzo doesn't have to .
She'll elbow her way in.
You know you can do drive-thrusnow.
You can do mail-bys, you can doa mail-in bout.
There's plenty of ways we canall vote.
Let's get out there and do that, please she'll do an early
mail-in for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just thought it'd be kind of funny to see us stuck
in Portland leave Lizzo alone.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Lizzo's my friend, leave her be I have to give
lizzo, we have to be kind ofnice tonight because she is for
vice president harris, okay, sothat's right.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
She's on my side, our side.
We've got to go with her okay,madam deep.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So you're on the who's your daddy podcast.
This is a question that with no, I guess regular guests are on
that show.
They always ask this, so theyskip you on it.
So we're going to go back andask you to do you ready.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Question number one what is your favorite sexual
position?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, oh, my goodness , you know, Doug the first
gentleman doesn't really likepositions we're pretty
traditional.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, which means what?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I occasionally like the doggy thing, the doggy thing
, oh, the doggy thing, the doggything.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You know, my people are from India and there's the
whole Kama Sutra Ever look at it.
That's interesting.
But the first gentleman is alittle more traditional.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I guess, okay, he may fall in line with this question
.
Okay, next question is spit orswallow.
Oh, spit, I thought so becauseyour husband's Jewish Definitely
spitting Blah, blah, noswallowing in that household, oh
, nah, nope, nope.
Nope, nope, let's go to thestern type questions.
(10:55):
Okay, he was down to ask you.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
okay, he was very nice, wasn't he?
I guess have you ever.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
okay, he was very nice, wasn't he?
I guess, have you ever playedlesbian butt bongo?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I you know, the other night I did do a little butt
slapping with Lizzo on the dancefloor, but that's about as far
as I'm going to go.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's a lot to slap there, man.
That's a lot to slap.
Well, that's a big bongo,that's more than bongo.
Yeah, that's the whole drum setright there I had the whole set
.
Yes, we did a little babaloo onthere lesbian trend because it
used to be what you always wouldask about it.
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Have you ever been with anotherwoman?
Have you Sexually that is.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, there was one night in college that I don't
know what happened.
I'm going to go with an?
I don't think so, but I don'tknow.
Ever, seen Castillo naked.
Oh no, that goes with the spitor swallow thing.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No, oh, thank you.
I would like you to know I haveactually lost 30 pounds now.
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Good for you, that's good, but not in the face.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I was told my face had got.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm just giving you shit, Castello.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
All right.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Let's get back to me, back to me, back to me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm sorry.
Back to the vice president,Back to the vice president,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I've got things to do , places to go, people to
convince.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
We're two weeks from election day Last shot.
Why vote for you?
Go for it, give it to him.
Come on, give him your bestshot.
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You should vote for me because, at the end of the
day, I am not crazy.
I am going to do what's right.
I will not.
I am going to set my news past.
We are moving forward.
We are not going back.
Nobody needs a criminal in theWhite House.
I'm your pick because I willwork for everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I am for the people you covered every campaign
button, every bumper sticker andevery slogan all in one thing.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
That's great it's a gift, it's a gift but you know
we're with you.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
We want you to win where you must win.
You understand that right?
Yeah, you gotta got it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I am doing my best, you know I do.
The other thing I'll say is,while my opponent would not
release his health condition, Imyself have been deemed very
physically and mentally activeand healthy.
But did you see the other nightin his campaign thing, I think,
the Detroit one he was noddingoff in the middle of his own
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rally?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
His microphone went dead and Detroit one.
He was nodding off in themiddle of his own rally.
You see, his microphone wentdead and for 20 minutes he was
pacing.
He said I'm taking a nap andthe other we get a town hall.
He said I don't want any morequestions, let's play music
instead.
He did 40 minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I know, I think you know if I was a program.
I'd be hotlining you.
Okay, did Ave Maria into YMCA?
Okay, and how many times did heplay the Ave Maria?
I mean, quite frankly, heshould be praying, but that was
a little weird.
He's weird.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Let's go back to the weird thing.
That was a hot thing.
That was a good thing.
People really ticked him off.
I think you should stick withhim being weird, but he did say
this week that he should be, heshouldn't be.
Instead of being in thesecampaign spots, he could be out
on the beach laying there withhis beautiful body.
I went, excuse me.
He said beautiful body, I'mjust going to.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh, this is.
Oh, there is no.
No one is prepared for that, no, which is why his lovely and
charming wife is out on her booktour.
She's pimping her book whileher husband is making a complete
idiot of himself no one caresabout her book.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I mean, yeah, there's nothing there.
There's not as yucky.
That new, that new blow-upnaked trump thing is showing up
in certain cities.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
exactly.
So, exactly what do they havegoing for them?
I mean mean, they're and theand him with the.
Oh, I can't, I can't betweenthe Bible, the tennis shoes, her
book, the whole thing.
They're just, they areprostituted.
The United States.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
What was it?
Melania's book or her nakedpictures?
Her naked pictures, okay.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Well, quite frankly, the naked pictures are the only
draw.
Yeah, that's it so, but she's Imean she's clearly not
supporting.
If she, if your own spouse,cannot support your campaign,
then why should you vote for him?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
She's supporting the next assassin.
Not to miss.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, really.
And what was that?
One One of his own followerswere all loaded up, right what I
said one of his own followerslast week, I think Wasn't it in
Arizona that they nailed anotherperson that was loaded up A
sovereign citizen or somethingthat's one of his own people?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Outside of Coachella in California there was a guy
trying to get in there.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's his own people .
Speaker 1 (16:04):
There was a member of the press.
They opened his van up and theyfound loads of ammo AK-47.
I'll get to the press of whatNational Rifle Association or
what.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
But he admitted he goes.
No, he claimed himself to be asovereign citizen, one of the
followers, and they were goingafter him.
This time his own people.
Ooh, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I have a theory.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh shit, there it comes.
Well, you know this because,all right, go ahead.
It comes with theory, go ahead,go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been right.
In the last few Did I not saythey picked Kamala?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yes, they did.
Here's the thing right there,the press, my name is Kamala.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Come on, costello, get it right, kamala.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
The other one always mispronounces it on purpose.
Are you doing that to me,Costello?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's just the way I speak.
But listen, think about thisfor a minute, right?
We keep hearing thateverything's tied neck and neck
and these polls are coming outneck and neck.
Oh my God, there's only half apoint in it.
Oh shit, I think everybodyshould panic, everybody should
go out and vote, and the actualreality is you're way the hell
ahead.
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I think they just said Well, let's hope, as the
first gentleman would say, fromyour lips to God's ears.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Or they could have some more schmear.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
And have a schmear with it.
The first gentleman?
Let's hope so, but we are goingto sprint to the finish line
and everyone must vote.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm looking forward to the new lingo here.
Ladies and gentlemen, First man, Doug.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Oh, he can't wait.
He can't wait, he's alreadyplanning the first party.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I'm telling this one you're right.
I agree.
I think that you're way ahead.
I think they say the polls areneck and neck.
It's kind of good to do it fora reason it's going to make
people get out and vote.
It's too close.
Absolutely, that's absolutely.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yes, I said from the beginning that we were coming
into this as an underdog.
I maintain that we must haveeveryone out voting and
supporting this ticket, theHarris Walls ticket, because
it's the one that cares aboutpeople.
We will fight for you.
We are inclusive and everybodywill, like women will have their
(18:30):
own health rights given back tothem now your bp big walls.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You see, you kind of reminds me of my crazy uncle at
thanksgiving well, he is a crazylittle so-and-so, but darn it,
people like him.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
He's very likable.
He seems to be.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He is.
He's a good coach, he motivates.
He'll be a great vice presidentfor us here in the United
States when we take the WhiteHouse back.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I was watching that other guy running for vice
president.
He's not running for vicepresident, he's running to be
the president.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Absolutely, because, hey look, he's making bank on
the fact that the original oneis going to crap out.
He's 78.
Look at him, how paunchy andweirdly colored he is.
He's falling asleep everywhere.
The other one is just a mini-mehoping to step in.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
His dad lived to be middle to upper 90s, so I don't
think he's going to be croakinganytime soon.
I lost one of the assassins inthis one.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
There's always that.
But he's not a healthy man.
Have you looked at?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
him.
No, he's actually listed asobese.
He eats fast food all the time.
It's just the way he is.
But you know, sometimes you getthose good genes and you can
get away with that stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Well meanness.
But I know that, yes, hislittle, his little boy is
waiting for him to croak so hecan step on in.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes, sir, Speaking of croaking, I've got to ask you
how's President Biden?
Is he doing?
Okay?
Is he depressed?
How's he doing?
You know?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
look, President Joe Biden is one of the best, one of
the finest people I've everworked with.
He's in Europe right now on hisfarewell tour, and then he'll
go to the beach.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'll get a t-shirt from that tour.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Back to Delaware.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Another presidential beach bod.
Okay, everybody's doing this,they're all going.
Thank you Joe.
Thank you Joe, thank you Joe.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Thank you, joe.
Joee's gotta go home to thebeach house now.
It's my act.
Let's be very, very clear thisis not joe, but I am not going
to run the white house.
I is not a joe bidenadministration kamala has her
own agenda and we're going tomove forward.
(21:03):
All the people, all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
It's good you're saying that now, because you've
got to fuck that up on the Viewwhen they ask you like is there
anything you would change?
If you look back at the yearsyou've been in with the Biden
administration, you went.
I can't think of anything.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Well, yeah, they caught me off guard, but it's
not true.
I'm not Joe Biden and I willnot run the White House like Joe
Biden Not that there wasanything wrong with that but
we're going to move forward.
We're moving forward.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
That's good to know.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So let's do our facial salute to Joe Biden.
Now, be nice, he's a lovely man, lovely family man.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I like him, I voted for him.
I'm glad he withdrew.
He's still in signs of his age.
It's a good thing he droppedout.
So happy to have you Now.
Go win the damn election.
Go do it.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You help me, you vote for me, everybody who's
listening to this.
It is not time to sit on thesidelines.
Get out there and vote forHarris Waltz.
We are the future.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Lizzo's bringing in all the fat chicks for you and
Castillo's bringing in all theBrits for you.
What more can a girl ask for?
You're done, you're in theoffice, I like you.
It's over you too, honestly.
Your cards, oh, I like you.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's over you too, honestly, your cards oh thank
you, I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
By the way, we are now known as the cancelled guys.
Not cancelled radio guys justcancelled guys, just cancelled
guys.
Yeah, that's right In this wokesociety.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
We are cancelled, guys.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Like Lizzo was C.
That's right In this wokesociety.
We are canceled.
Guys Like Lizzo was canceledapparently.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
No, no, we are not part of the canceled community.
We're out there, we're doingour jobs, we're voting.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The subway sandwich is no longer named after Lizzo.
It's gotten to get off the map.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Leave Lizzo alone.
How about Liz Cheney?
How about my girl Liz Cheney,my sister, my homie?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You know what?
I'm not a big fan of her dad,Dick Cheney, but I never did
like him.
But I think Liz Cheney ispretty cool.
She's a very brave woman fordoing what she did yeah.
I mean she said it by doingthat, but she stuck with her
conviction.
So proud of her and you shouldbe happy to have her endorsement
.
Yeah, good deal.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
She's my girl and you know daddy followed suit, so
for whatever reason, people willfollow him too.
So good job, Dickie.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
You're going back to that lesbian thing, like we were
talking about earlier.
Is that what's going on?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, you never know.
Liz is pretty good looking Likeme.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I look really good in the dark.
She's got good hair Got goodhair, that's right, she's got
good hair Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
No Brazilian on her then.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, bp Harris, thank you so much for being with
us today.
I know you got to go get thelast of those stupid undecided
voters.
Wrap this baby up Two weeks togo, two weeks to go.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Two weeks to go.
Help me, boys, we're in thesprint.
You boys do it for me.
Okay, vote for a change andmoving forward.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Gotcha Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Thank you, we'll do it.
Bye, we'll see you at the afterelection party.
Okay, I'll be there.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I'll be the one on the floor going free drinks.
Oh, you two honestly.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Oh, we are.
We are indeed All right.
Thank you Back to me.
I got to go to my nextappearance.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Thanks so much for having me on your show.
Bye, go get him.
Bye.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Thank you, bye, wow, I just can't wait.
Two weeks ago, we're going toparty.
Party.
Costello's out there,costello's out there.
We're going to party like it's1959.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That is 1959.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
The Brits are going.
You're hearing bombs.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I'll go back another 10 years, perhaps that was cool.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That wrapped up all of our different press tour the
podcast, different shows.
Now she's back to theconventional stuff rallies and
news programs.
I didn't want to ask her aboutit.
She did Fox News.
I'd be like Trump doing CNN,which you will never do.
Rallies and news programs Ididn't want to ask her about it,
but she did Fox News.
I'd be like Trump doing CNN,which he will never do because
he hates being fact-checked.
Can you imagine why she did FoxNews?
(25:32):
Oh man, she fell to the groundSitting there by a whole network
of people who make fun of herevery day.
She went on there and did aninterview for half an hour.
It was great.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
No, we'll see.
All day was making fun of herappearance.
I'm just going damn.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, we'll see if I'm right, and I think I am, you
know.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I I do agree with you .
I think you're right.
I think she's far enough ahead.
It's not going to be as closeas they say, oh God.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I wonder what.
January the 6th?
What do we do?
Five.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
What do we do if we're wrong?
What happens if we're wrong?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Buy a gun.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Buy a few guns.
Are we moving to England?
England's a bigger mess thanwhat we got going on right now.
So what are we going to do?
Where are we going to go?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Couldn't afford that.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Close our ears up to all this shit going on for the
next four years.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
If he loses, what are we going to do?
Assassinate him.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Jesus Christ, you can't say that you can have
someone knocking on your door.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That helicopter's coming for me now, I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You can think it and you can say it to someone, but
not out loud to a bunch ofpeople listening.
I wouldn't do that.
A bunch of people yeah, I thinkI can name you all.
You might want to hit thatlittle edit button.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I would fuck him.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
What did he say, hey?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
you know what?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Better be careful.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Frenchie guys, our producers don't put that on
TikTok.
Thank you, oh God.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
If they put that after you, for sure we'll get
this in their costume.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Come on, boy.
We like to teach you aboutLizzo.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I got him held hostage in there, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Hey, you know what?
Maybe get Lizzo to sit on him.
She could sit on his face andthat'd be the end of it.
That'll do it.
No, yes.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I'm surprised it's okay.
What a cruel death that wouldbe.
Huh, It'd be like.
Go brave, cover up his face.
He'd just disappear in there,he'd just be gone.
Yeah, what a great horror moviethat would make you know.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Just imagine having him hump on top of you.
You know time for bed, baby.
Okay, honey, here I come.
Sploosh, that is the sound ofyou know, the flesh meeting,
Sploosh.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
As you folks can see, the thick British humor is
really in full force today,isn't it?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It has to be If you had the day.
Well, actually you did have theday that I usually have
yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, well, it's okay .
Yesterday is the day, today isthe day.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
All different deals, all new, all new deals and
prizes and aggravation coming myway today.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You still can't even vote yet, can you?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
No, Like I said, no point until they get rid of the
Electoral College.
I will, with interest bewatching what happens here.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I've been here for 30 years, still can't vote.
That's it Just taking advantageof what America's got to offer
you without giving back?
Oh, that's right, but you paytaxes.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yes, I do.
Why yes, I do?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You're missing out on the big thrill of being able to
vote.
Man, that's a big deal.
You want to be a true American,you've got to vote.
You're a market If they paid me, I'd do it.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Shit that Costello's voting for her.
I guess I better too.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Freaking Brit.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, he knows what's what he knows.
What's what he knows.
Lizzo oh South.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Carolina's slaying going today, so I can't believe
you're saying that.
That's right.
So Clemson is, excuse me, southCarolina is beating Oklahoma
today, and why aren't you there?
Because I have to do this.
We could have done this beforethe show.
After the show, we got somegreat audio from the game.
That's two times you missed.
First time ESPN game day isright there in your backyard at
(29:55):
Columbia.
They haven't been there inyears.
That was a big deal.
Thousands of them.
Costello, go Get some goodaudio for the show.
Listen.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
X is coming to town.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I'm a little tired of you, Dad.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I don't want to go out there with all the rednecks,
but you know that's where thegreat audio comes from.
You're playing a big powerhouseschool like Oklahoma in your
backyard.
Where are you at?
In front of your bed sheet.
You know there's the other.
You're insane right thereInstead of being out there at
the game.
You can do this afterwards, man.
You can think of the audioyou're going to get.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I was going to say it isn't sold out.
I don't know how much does itcost to go to a football game.
I saw you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
How easy is it.
They get tickets for anything,oh.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Or just even hanging outside to get where the
tailgaters are.
I mean, those guys don't get in, they sit there and listen to
the game in the parking lot.
They're tailgating out there.
They have no tickets to get inor to get some free barbecue,
meet some new friends, you know.
Or funny action Go over hereand have one of our burgers.
Come on over here, boy, youtalk funny.
We'll give you a burger.
Here's a beer.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You look awful white.
Have you been outside this yearat all?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I've been saving some of this classic beer for today,
here's a Billy beer.
I'll save you a Billy beer.
Here you go, oh, billy beer, Iremember.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Billy beer.
Remember those right Good stuff?
Yes, when Billy who was, forthose of you who don't know, was
President Carter's brotherdecided to urinate against, he
was in the airport and they gotout on the tarmac and just
decided to urinate because hedrank too much, billy Bear.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
He did, was he writing his name in the sand
there, or just you know?
Yeah, billy, billy Carter,billy Carter, billy Carter.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah indeed, Billy Bear.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What else is new that's happening in your
negative woods, Costello?
Anything?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Nothing, really.
I am trying to think Well, theygot the tree off the neighbor's
roof, finally have you seenwhat's-his-butt out there after
they took the tree off?
I haven't seen him in ageswhich is good because it makes
him nice and quiet.
He's probably gone.
Do you think?
What's his butt out there Afterthey took the tree up?
I haven't seen him in ages,which is good.
He's probably gone.
I'm tired.
He was actually working, so Notin jail.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
He's working.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
That's what I hear.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Working at the jail.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Prison yard.
Good old, what was his name?
Pookie there you go.
Prison yard Good old.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Pookie, let me ask Christine what his name was.
To fill in your blank, Wouldyou, Christine?
What was his name?
What's his name?
Christine Pookie.
Ah, you know him too Marvelous.
It's a bloody nuisance.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
So did you see the rest of sammy out there, or
nobody?
It's a whole new group.
You know what?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
oh, they're just, they're just very quiet.
They just don't see him anymore.
They do have a new puppy,though.
Uh, that'll be dead by newyear's, just like the other one.
Um, anybody any?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
yelling out there any campfires going on, any fights
and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
All the fun going on, no no, no, well, it's got cold
now.
No, it's been very quiet andI'm going.
Well, this is cool.
Keep it up for when I sell thehouse and, um, I told you some
people about that this next week.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
So try and get things out here in vegas we had a uh,
as they call it here a coldfront come through.
So the other morning it was 57degrees and and I began walking
with people wearing these bigfur parkas and stuff like that.
I'm going I'd be wearing shortsif it wasn't working.
It's 57 degrees.
There was something about howcold it is.
Are you cold, christine?
Yeah, she was cold.
(33:28):
No, she's a vegan.
She's been here for still is.
Yeah, she's been here, us here,30 years so far.
It's kind of like where you are, you get used to it.
I guess it's 55, 60 degrees,like freezing.
I got the fur coats coming out.
I got the little sweaters andthe doggies.
The doggies are going.
You're looking good, you'resweating to death here.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I know a friend who always, oh, actually remember
that guy, nate, who just lovedyou.
We did a, did the other, chrisBailey.
Yeah, I know, in the very earlydays of this show I called up a
friend of mine who was a DJ aswell and his name was also Chris
Bailey, and I thought wouldn'tit be fun if I got these two to
(34:14):
talk to each other?
Well, the other, chris Bailey,nathan, didn't go well, but
anyway, the reason I bring himup, Making new friends every day
.
That's right, mate, Because healways used to wear shorts,
Didn't matter the weather whenit gets cold.
There it does get cold, andthat'd be Nathan with his little
blue legs.
I hate that Bailey.
I hate that Bailey.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I don't know if I'm still better than you.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
You talk to that guy.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I don't know if I'm still better than you?
I hear you talk to that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I don't know if he's still alive.
Who knows?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Probably not.
He gets called here about twodays out of the year.
He's one of the guys we sawfrozen on the street this week.
Oh yeah.
We'll see anyway, we're here inVegas and getting ready for the
big Formula 1s coming back.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh, coming back to Vegas, how jolly fun.
Hate it.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Hate it.
Hate it Getting blocked offtraffic building the grandstands
getting screwed over again Hateit.
Just can't go down the strip.
Can't go down there, it's notworth it.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
It's an incredible way.
I mean, yeah, the whole town'sscrewed up it is.
We've only got eight more to goafter this.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
As far as those locals, you know, we don't like
it, we don't go do it, we don'tcare for it and they screw us
over.
That's what's happening here.
So I did all this stuff to getready for that.
I drove by Halloween Town thismorning so you missed that.
Over by Tivoli Village inHalloween Town they go the
biggest pumpkin patch ever.
I'm going.
(35:40):
They're in a freaking concreteparking lot.
What do you mean pumpkin patch?
It's a bunch of pumpkins in theparking lot.
They call it a pumpkin patchand the kids are going.
This is weird.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Where's the hay.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Where's the grass?
Where's the trees?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
What all happened here.
I had a photo booth at one ofthose once and I lost a shitload
of money and it was a reallygood idea.
I had a coffin and the idea wasyou'd go in there, get in the
coffin and have your picturetaken and I'd print it out right
there in seconds.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
it took Nobody wants to get into a frigging coffin?
Oh yes, they do.
Claustrophobic.
They do want to get in thecoffin.
Why do you use your shirt onthat then?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Not get in the coffin .
It should make a lot of money.
Because the one thing I didn'tbank on was everybody's got a
cell phone now and you justcan't stop people from taking it
Once they get in the coffin.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
they have to charge them just for getting in the
coffin if they take their ownselfie, though?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
right, I'll try that too.
It didn't go down well.
I soon remember getting punchedfor some reason.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I've been there, done that.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah, it never happened before.
Yeah, it was at.
I'm trying to remember it wasin one of the big parking lots,
like the Rio's parking lot, Ithink.
Where is the pumpkin?
The House of Horrors this year.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
The Rio's like a grease pit hotel.
I'm not surprised they have theRio, man.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
It's a scary place, yeah they could have a haunted
house inside, couldn't they?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I stayed there once and the pillow was about that
thick, maybe half an inch wide,the sheets they didn't change
them.
From the last guest, it wasawful.
I said you have an extra pillowto go.
We don't do that.
We don't have extra pillows.
Extra blanket, we don't haveextra blanket.
God, get me out of thisfreaking place.
You feel like you're slidingoff the bed, you know, and you
(37:22):
put in like 10 showers a day andit still wasn't enough, you
know.
So the Caesars has bought itand they promised big changes.
So we shall see.
Since you're a big sports fan,though, Costello, the TPC turn
Summerlin is hosting the PGAtournament this week here in
Vegas.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Mr Golf.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Guy right, Mr Golf Guy.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, yeah, I'll be there, I'm on a sand trap.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I can't get out.
That was the first hole.
I'm like shit, we're out thereplaying golf and you hit a ball
and then you went to get it andyou couldn't get up the hill.
I'm just going, oh God.
Well, I'm really really happywe had a tow truck.
We had a tow truck and a wholeone.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Well, I had the back surgery.
The other day I went to seethat doctor and they said oh,
you're doing really well You'redoing.
How much on the back I go?
Oh, it only hurts once twice aday.
No better, yeah, it's better.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
But my hips are screwed.
Hip replacement Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, it's next in line.
Yeah, yeah, Well, do you havethe same thing done?
How did it work for you foryour foot?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I said yeah, guess what it did for me?
Nothing, oh.
Well, you know, I mean, Iwouldn't do a surgery and put an
electrode in my ankle.
So therefore it just shootsthings out and kills those
nerves, kills those nerves.
No pain, no pain.
So there you go.
That's what it was actuallyapproved by insurance company.
I went really so, do it, do itFree, might as well do it.
(38:46):
Yeah, love having surgery.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Old part of being a baby boomer, you see.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Love having surgery.
Can't have enough of them.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, I'm sure I'll get a few more booked in here.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Gas me cut me, gas me , cut me.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I like the gas man.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I wish they wouldn't do that.
It would be better right.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, well, wouldn't it?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, that's the way to do it.
Then you have your teeth done,then I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's like ketamine.
They do that Propefol.
I do that for the short-termstuff, not uncommon Ketamine.
Don't get mad Shit.
They do it for really shortstuff.
They give it to you infive-minute intervals and stuff.
(39:39):
My granddaughter got bit by herdog.
Okay, oh, I don't know the idea.
I said it take her into a newcosmetic closure on that.
So I gave her nine doses ofketamine because I only last
five minutes time.
She kept coming, coming awake.
Oh, really woke up and they'relike suturing her and she's like
more ketamine.
It's like it was then.
It lasts like five minutes.
I did she's young and small.
I want to give her a littlesmall dose of that and give her
nine.
So, yeah, bloody hell, it's allclosed up.
(40:01):
Everything's pretty good, causeyou know, when you're kids like
you do stuff to your dog, youdon't mean to, but the dog is
cornering itself.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
I mean, things happens these days down.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
You get this costello knocking the door animal
control.
You have to come to aninterview and make sure your
puppy's all right.
If it happens again, yourpuppy's gone, I'll put it down,
you know.
So that's the thing, eventhough it's just like it happens
.
It happened to me when I was aguy.
I bit my, my cousin's dog.
He was a little a chain thing.
We're all running up teases,all runs we can get away from
before he hits the chain and hehas to stop.
(40:35):
I didn't get away fast enough.
I wanted to say hurt right onmy ass, you'll get a rabies shot
.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Oh nice, Don't they give those to you in the stomach
?
No, I think it was my hip.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I don't know why I'm thinking that my wife didn't
give it to me.
The sucker's going to hurt.
My brother said.
We can hear you screaming allthe way in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
And you're inside a building.
I said, yeah, you're okay.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
It hurt like a mother .
I didn't tell you what.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Well, you know what I think?
That just about wraps it up forus today.
I'm worn out after Camilla.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
She was great, so go ahead and add her on.
Go get out to the game.
Man, hit the after parties outthere, costello Come on.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
All right, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Take that audio thing , get some audio, be a true game
cock.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You're going to be cock short today.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Don't put your shirt on.
We're going to go cocks.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Don't wear the one on .
We're going to go.
Cocks, there they are.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Don't wear the one you showed me last week that
says I love cocks.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Don't put that one on Get invitations to the bar.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
I want a clear crowd as you walk through.
There's room for the gay guy,do you?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
go to the bar.
You know the special bar.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, I just like cock.
I go to the Shabuzy bar.
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You know what?
I think we're going to playShabuzy right now.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Let's do Shabuzy.
I like Shabuzy, he's good.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
You're crazy.
I tell you, you're crazy.
Well, what are we going to donext week?
Squeal, oh, okay, we'll makefor a lecture.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I'll be squealing by then, okay, squeal, squeal.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Hopefully by next week I'll have my new board done
or the bits working anyway.
Okay, oh, it's really cool.
The odd thing is I spent a lotof money on this and one thing I
didn't get is an instructionmanual.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Dude, you being Mr Electronic, I would surprise you
to even want an instructionmanual.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh no, no, I learned to breathe those things, Boy.
It's amazing what you've laidout.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Oh, that's what it's for.
We're going out with Trumpsquealing with his beautiful
body on the beach and someoneattacks him.
Squeal, squeal, big boy.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Squeal.
If I could find it quick enough, I would do it.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
But it'll have to be about as mental images as we go
Trump bumping Lizzo.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Oh Slurp Sl.
Oh Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp,slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Blah, blah, blah.
It'd be like this that's it,that's it, that's it, that's it,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Oh, you know I do it the best because people say so,
and I know I'm the best becauseI've got oh, oh oh, I'm leaving
now.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Costello's going to do this all by himself.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Goodbye, cruel world, end recording.
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