June 22, 2024 • 50 mins
Is facial hair a blessing or a curse? We kick off this vibrant episode with a lively debate that spirals into a hilarious tale featuring a sneaky cat and some unexpected antics. But it isn't all laughs; we take a heartfelt pause to honor the incredible legacy of Donald Sutherland, reminiscing about his unforgettable roles and the indelible mark he left on Hollywood. From there, we explore the profound mysteries of the afterlife and reincarnation, drawing inspiration from Shirley MacLaine’s fascinating beliefs. Expect a rich blend of humor, sentiment, and deep philosophical musings.
Joining us is the ever-entertaining Sandeep, who brings his unique perspective on being Indian into our discussion on racial and ethnic terminology. We wade through the intricacies of evolving language and its societal impact, touching on the influence of cultural icons like Oprah Winfrey. Sandeep lightens the mood with stories of food smuggling and his self-proclaimed magical qualities, adding a dash of humor to the serious conversation. This chapter provides a thoughtful yet amusing look at how we navigate identity and language in an ever-changing world.
Our journey doesn't stop there. Buckle up for a whirlwind of celebrity look-alikes, pop culture chit-chat, and the pressures aging celebrities face, including a candid chat about Jennifer Lopez and the pitfalls of rapid weight loss. From Justin Timberlake's DUI incident and the importance of responsible drinking to the evolving public perception of Jimmy Carter and the legal woes of Allen Weisselberg, we cover it all. We round off the episode with a vibrant discussion on women's basketball, wildlife encounters, and neighborhood pets, leaving you with plenty to ponder and smile about.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hi there, this is Chris.
Hey, chris, costello here.
Oh, costello, you can tell meCostello's voice is all grumpy
already, because we'll do this acertain way, mentioning facial
hair, and you haven't shavedsince we first brought it up.
That's right.
Personally I mean personally,personally I think that it looks
this stuff looks pretty good,that white stuff looks good, but
(00:30):
you hate it though, why is ititch or something?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
it itches.
And hey, you know what thefunny thing is?
One of my cats got right intomy face yeah, she liked it, yeah
, and he's licking it and thenhe decided to take a chunk out
of it.
I like that stuff.
Shit that hurt man.
Let's take a chunk out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like that stuff.
Shit that hurt man.
Let's take a vote.
I mean, I was thinking it looksgood.
I do Do that to me.
Well, it's up to you, your face, your life, but my humble
opinion is that.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think it's pretty good.
That's better than I usuallyhear your face, my ass, but
there you go yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But you but you know how it goes in the center if she
makes biffy, so I don't wantyou to bitch me, so no, I'm not
bitchy, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna go to the moon anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Update for the week.
So we have to, since we haveone one listener who hates to
sign up here we'll respect hisopinion.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, or one of them for about two seconds, it okay.
Sorry jim.
Yeah, sorry jim, because youknow jim's like.
No, jim's that way because, jim, we're going to talk about
facial hair, whether you like itor not, damn it.
Sorry Jim.
Yeah, sorry Jim.
You know Jim's that way becauseJim probably has three facial
hairs there, because he can't doit.
That's why he didn't like itbecause he can't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
We have to have a moment of silence here, and he
has to have a co-mover, I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
That could be.
We lost one of our good guystoday.
Costello, you may not knowabout this yet.
We have to have a moment ofsilence, all right?
Oh yeah, a lot of these actorsand musicians are getting older,
so it's not going to besurprising that we lose a lot
every year.
A really great actor, good guy,donald Sutherland, died today.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, in case those of you whodon't know him, he's that.
(02:02):
How about Kiefer Sutherland'sdad?
How about that?
He is.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What about?
What was it?
He was in the original MASHmovie.
Yes, he was.
What was the other one, kelly'sHeroes?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yep, he was in it with Mary Tyler Moore.
He won a lot of Academy Awards.
Ordinary People, he was in alot of stuff.
He was in Animal House withJohn Belushi.
He played Pot, smoke and Sleepwith Students.
Professor, it was funny man, itwas great Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Don't write this down , but I find Milton probably as
boring as you find Milton.
Mrs Milton found him boring too.
He's a little bit long winded,he doesn't translate very well
into our generation and hisjokes are terrible.
But that does not relieve youfrom your responsibility for
(02:56):
this material.
I'm waiting for reports fromsome of you.
I'm not joking, this is my job,yeah this is like real, real
grumpy voice.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
yeah, yeah, if you watch TV now, I'm not joking,
this is my job.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, this is like real, real grumpy voice.
Yeah, if you watch TV now he'sthe voice of like orange juice
commercials.
Now People don't know.
So he was, was, yeah.
Orange juice is what's good foryou.
I mean he just had a good.
He was just good, good voice,great actor, good guy 88 years
old.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
On to the next realm.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's okay is there a next realm?
Where's that at and where's thenext?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
one.
Well, you know that's a verylong conversation, if you'd like
to get into it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh, this is not when or where I kind of like
following shirley mclean, whojust goes.
As soon as I go, I'll come backas another person.
Basically, that would be nice.
That would be nice if it wastrue.
I mean, who knows, right, wewon't know.
Oh well, I'll come back as oneof your cats or something.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, you can't come back to a being that's already
here.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'll come back as a baby in Haiti or something like
that, where we had no food.
We have no what, who, knows.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, have no one who knows.
Well, that is hades, isn't it?
Hades is hell.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hell is purely something of the human mind and
a nice thing if you come back.
That's why all her lives havebeen great.
Because, she said, I guess onceyou get started on that route,
no matter when you recycleyourself and you come back anew
after you die, all her pastlives have been something
special.
Like like now she's a celebrityactivist and all her private
lives were pretty cool too.
Royalty for one, I think, shesaid Always there was money.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I always thought it was interesting when people said
oh yes, my past life I was apharaoh.
Now, in your past life youmight have been a slave.
In the past life you might havebeen an ant Most people always
have have.
Oh, in my past life I was amaggot.
Yeah, I quite believe that howdo you?
Know, I don't know I guess youhave to work up through various
(04:53):
stages to get to um I'll swear Idid.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I want to believe this, but it's just really hard
to imagine, because when you goto a funeral, I'm looking.
I'm looking at a dead personlying there.
It's just like I just can'tpicture.
Okay, you're dead're dead.
All of a sudden you're out ofyour body, going oh Harry, I'm
up here Looking down at my deadself, I'm going on to something
different, and then there's thedead person.
The dead is dead.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, that's just the body, it's not the mind.
I know that, I know that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
My thing is if there is something, show yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Show it.
You can, because if it everbecomes known, you can.
No, you can't, because.
Think about it.
If you knew what was going tohappen to you after you die,
after you use this thing, it wasvery good.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
That means I killed myself today.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You're going to come back as a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, heck, what am I waiting?
Let me jump off a buildingright now.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
then there's a penalty for early withdrawal.
I guarantee you that.
Don't do that anyway.
We just got this damn thingworking properly.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Inquiring mind.
I just want to know, I justwant to believe this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But the thing of it is it's like people say I know
what my past life's like.
No, you can't, because it'llblow the whole thing.
Everybody's stuck staring nutsif you suddenly told them what
they were.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Time travel, just all the.
You can cover all this crap, soit's all right.
All right, I'm looking at adilemma here, so I need your
help, so we're going to talkabout this.
So one of the guys here worksat okay, when you're dealing
with African-American patients,I said don't call them
African-American anymore, callthem black, okay, I don't know.
(06:37):
So it's just like okay, if you,if you, if you, if you have a,
you have a guy and he's, like,you know, mexican, you say
Hispanic, that's not a big deal.
Okay, right, easy Right.
If it's someone from Korea,maybe Japan, you go oh, it's an
Asian person.
We have an Asian client, okay,right, but not oriental anymore.
No, no, no, asian is good, Ilike that, you know.
(06:59):
But if you but I mean so Idon't know, I have to ask a
black person, I guess, or anAfrican-American Do they want to
be called blacks now or do theystill like being called
African-American?
When I grew up I had to say I'mthe son of the salad room down
in Atlanta.
They'd go there's a couple ofNegroes over there, I'm just
(07:20):
going.
What a crappy word.
I mean the other one's bad butNegro.
What a stupid word.
I mean the L was bad, but Negro, what a stupid word I just
never liked it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You know where that comes from, what you know where
that comes from?
Right, enlighten me.
From the geographical area thatthey were taken from, there's
still an area called Niger,which is nicely pronounced Niger
in Africa, you mean, yep, andthere's a river Niger also, and
that's where the really big,strong African-Americans were
found, and that's well hey,we'll have a few of these, and
(07:50):
that's how the work started.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I thought it was a white cracker name and they came
up with that to call them thatno no, there's actually a
background to that.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There's a background, well, I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I just told you that Negro wouldn't supposedly say no
one ever uses that.
I never hear that anymore, doyou?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
No, I use black.
I think I explain.
Oh, that black guy over there,Although it all feels weird to
say stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
No one looks at P Diddy and goes that P Diddy
pervert, that Negro is going toprison.
You just don't hear that.
I forget what you said andthey'll go.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
you called him what he said yo ma yeah, but that's P
Diddy.
You know P Diddy, really Idon't know.
I mean he's got problems.
I like Pup Daddy better.
Yeah, it was far, yeah, it mademore sense, kind of.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, I think there's a prison cell with him and R
Kelly.
Maybe they'll be next to eachother.
They can share stories yeahthat'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I wonder what the offspring would look like.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Everyone had that 14-year-old and told her she was
going to sign him to a recordcontract if she'd do so-and-so.
Got it for 15 years, Toopervert.
So I'd like a good opinion onthat.
Like I said, I wish I had.
I don't have a.
I'm a black person in theoffice.
I'd like to go.
Do you want to prefer to becalled a black individual?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
or would you prefer to be called an African American
?
I'm a black individual, Wellhey, you know, being a white
individual.
So if you're describing someone.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
so the picture popped up on our screen here's Oprah
Winfrey.
Would you go?
There's Oprah, she's a wellsuccessful black woman.
Or would you say she wouldbecome a very successful
African-American woman?
Sounds different when you sayit the other way.
Right, yeah, it sure does.
So which one would you decidetowards?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I would say yeah, but I can see it's a minefield.
It doesn't matter what you callit.
What you call it, it's Oprah.
In that respect, it's justOprah.
She's an anomaly of her own, acolor of her own.
She's Oprah Brown, yep.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oprah, I was hoping to see if I was going to have
another category too.
It could go either way.
So we have our guest once in awhile, sandeep.
Sandeep is from India, allright.
So if you're from India, do yousay you're Indian?
Yes, okay.
(10:26):
What if you are from Cherokeetribe here in this country?
You are what?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Native American Indian.
I could be an Indian too.
No Native American now, In fact, you'll be corrected.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So you're saying Native Americans would rather be
called Native Americans thatdon't want to be called Indians?
Correct, learn something.
There are new points fromCostello today.
I don't want to say the wrongthing and get myself killed out
in the street?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
okay, no, I don't think so.
I mean, you know, they werepretty well laid back it sounds
weird to me.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
If you see a guy from India, they're going oh, he's
Indian.
That's just not in my brain.
Psyche from what we learnedgrowing up.
Not that I'm thinking of it asan offensive word or comment you
just think of Indian.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Guess what.
Somebody has popped up atSandeep.
Where's Sandeep?
Well, I've got him here.
Let's have Sandeep then.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay, I can't hear him.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Sandeep, you there, buddy, hold on a second Hang on,
a second Hang on.
There you go, sandeep.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I do not have the video today.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That's okay.
You're a long ways away, sowhere are you from?
Are we from Bombay?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Calcutta.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What?
Just down the road, three stopson the number 11.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Calcutta.
Takes a long train with manypeople on it hanging off and
stay on it for 15 hours.
You get to my house.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh, if people ask you from you say India, do they say
you're an Indian?
Do you call yourself an Indian?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I call myself an Indian, but I say I'm Indian Dot
, not feather.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh very good and sure as hell not Pakistani, no, no,
that's a good way to end it.
Indian without the feather.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
But you still piss off the Native Americans.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I guess, right, mm-hmm, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It says goal in life is to piss off an African
American.
I can help you with that.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You said you're going to bring some curry up for
lunch.
Did you bring it?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I did, but I am in the deserts of Southeast Asia,
so kind of far from you.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, that would be a long ways to.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I could ship it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Nice, that would probably smell real good by the
time we get here, right, youknow what, elton?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Cindy, my children's mother was from Malaysia and
when she'd go over there andshe'd come back, she'd regularly
smuggle food in.
Well, she used to do it all thetime.
You can't do that, you can'tbring this up, and she'd be
unwrapping shit and there'd beflies coming out of it and it's
like, oh God, and she'd beunwrapping shit and there'd be
flies coming out of it and it'slike oh God, Smuggle food into
where India yeah, Made in.
(13:08):
India From Malaysia to.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Las Vegas.
Is the food that bad in Indiathey got to smuggle it over from
another country.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
No, it's not good.
It's not good.
Nothing like a nice fin de loup, though I always thought.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Why does it say in your caption Sandeep the Magical
, magical, what?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You know I'm magical All types of magical.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
What type of magic would you like?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Do you perform magical stuff?
Are you just magical as aperson?
Are you magical?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
in the back.
What Combination of both.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You're magical in bed .
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Ask your ex-girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Ex-girlfriend, I noticed that's a giveaway right
there, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Or your current girlfriend I'm not going to say
wife, because that'sdisrespectful.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Since when did you worry about that?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I have standards Since when do you have standards
when?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I remember the last time we talked and the standards
went right out the window, as Irecall, and you hung up on us.
It was a really difficult phonecall anyway, but yeah, it just
seemed like you took umbrage.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Don't use big words.
You confuse me.
I did not do well in the SATs.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
He's talking to you in British speak.
I say you do umbrage, umbrage.
You took umbrage.
I've never really heard that inconversations you've had.
I say do umbrage.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Do you use the word brilliant all the time?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
What is brilliant all the time.
Because English people all thetime they say something and go.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh my God, that is brilliant.
That's right, that's brilliant,Brilliant, brilliant.
Like Monty Patton, they alwaysmake a point or a punchline.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Brilliant, oh that is why can't we give a show that
does that?
But anyway, yes, brilliant is agood English word too.
So what would you say back onthen, Sandy, if something was
really brilliant?
Camel done.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Honestly, there's no real translation, so I can't
really put it in words.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
There isn't an explanation that you would come
out with.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
But I mean we do like oh my god, you know, this is
kind of most common.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Really Interesting.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good, good, good, oh my god, oh my god, you've been
picking up on the New AmericanSlam pretty well.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Are you very good at this?
I'm watching lots of YouTubevideos.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I can tell, because every time you see something you
go what the fuck?
What the fuck?
You know I love these things.
Get Americanized.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Sounds good with your thick accent.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I appreciate this very much.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Go ahead what?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
So, what the?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
fuck when the fuck are we?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are you confused in seeing stars?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I must be, Well, Sandeep, this has been most
enlightening.
Thank you for your insight, sir.
I'll tell you.
Hey, do you want to give usjust an insight?
For some reason, Bailey and Igot onto the conversation of
reincarnation.
What are your feelings aboutthat, depending on your
(16:40):
religious beliefs or whatever?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
When you die, and they bury you with your camel.
Are you going to come back orare you dead and gone?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
We don't have camels, we have cows.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's a sacred cow.
So that makes you sick.
They bury you with your sacredcow.
Are you going to come back orare you done?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You probably will come back to something else,
depending on what you did inlife.
So if you're a bad person, youcome back, cockroach.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
If you're a bad person, you come back as the
sacred cow in India.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's a big sign if I'm going to come back as a
sacred cow.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh, yes, very much so .
Speaker 1 (17:22):
How come all the cows in India just had their ribs
sticking out and said they gotno meat on them?
Don't you guys feed them anygrain or anything?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
They're free range.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh, free range.
There's nothing to eat there.
That's all they had to eat.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
No, you're not allowed to eat them.
In fact, you're not evenallowed to touch them, isn't
that right?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
No, you know, in India it's a tradition that the
day of your wedding you have thesacred cow come into your house
and poop, and if it does notpoop, your marriage will fail.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well, smell either way, won't it?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'm not cleaning it up.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Hell man Sandeep obviously is not married.
Hasn't had the sacred cow shitin his house yet.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Come shit in my house , please, please, please.
Well, I mean, they're probablyvegetarians, so the shit
wouldn't be too bad.
Yes, right you pal a cow dungin the house, but it was always
bad.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, it's always bad .
Speaker 2 (18:16):
So I can only assume, then, that wedding presents in
India do not include carpets.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
We're not Arabian, we don't fly the carpet.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
This is true, I'm not flying it, but I'm just saying
that you know you don't want anice floor covering If we're
just having this beautiful 17thcentury floor covering, you know
, let the cows shit on it.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
We're just having a good stereotype day.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Very much so.
We haven't truly offended youyet.
We're working on it.
Good stereotype day, very muchso.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
We haven't truly offended you.
Yet we're working on it.
We'll get there.
It'd be easy to do, but we'renot going to go there.
Yeah, we are doing video.
Sandy's pretty quick, though,so you try to burn one in, but
if you get right back at you,yeah, is there a reason you
don't want your face shown,sandy, the Internet is
connections very, very limitedout here.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
I could not do the streaming.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So it's not that you're trying to hide your face
or anything like that.
You're okay with seeing whatyou look like.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No problem, I'll say describe it.
If you look like a celebrity,who do you closely resemble?
Who do you look like?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
This is a very difficult question.
Do you want, want like Americancelebrities?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yes, one we can relate to.
Yes, Do you look like Oprah?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I look very much similar to Kumal from White
Castles.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh, okay, kumal, I was thinking of that English
show.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Harold and Kumar White Castle.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That is the correct one.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Great movie, isn't it ?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Very interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Big movie.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
We'll have to get back to whatever it was you're
doing, which is probably nothing.
That's okay.
Appreciate the time, buddy.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, Thanks Sandy.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Say hello to NPL for me.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
To what NPL?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Patrick Harris.
Oh, nph, sorry, I fucked thatone up.
What the fuck?
All right, it was good times.
I will talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
All right, it was good times.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I will talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, all right, bye-bye, bye, bye-bye, sandy,
bye-bye.
All right, hang on a secondhere.
Did we learn anything from thisconversation about who likes to
be called what?
Hang on a second.
Don't call me the usual stuff,just deal with it.
You may just go, it's stupid.
No, kat, that's what I'm usedto Call me stupid.
But hanging on what?
What are you looking at?
There's a cat room behind you,is that?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
it no, you get cats running around there.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You get stray cats in there.
What?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, no, no, it was Alexa.
The alarm was going off.
Make sure I wasn't taking a napbefore we did this.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
You time.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh no, that's a morning ablution, but listen,
man.
Hey, wait a minute.
Now you've been on Osempix soyou should know better than to
say it.
Yeah, they're right.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's like every hour on the hour, buddy, really no.
When you first started, maybefor you, it didn't for me.
You've got to get to that highlevel first.
Start dropping weight, you'llfind out why you dropped weight.
Go to Costco and you buy inbulk.
(21:28):
Get the bulk of toilet paperokay.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You're going to need that.
That's what came out?
Go back in.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's what came out.
I got to go back in.
I'm not perfect.
I got to go back in.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I'm up to five milligrams now.
Is that the normal?
No, you're at 0.5.
0.05.
I'm at 2.0.
I'm way ahead of you.
You've got to get to 0.75, then1.0, and then the massive thing
of 2.0.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh, okay, well, I'll be getting there sooner or later
.
Then I thought I was….
You're blowing your butt out,buddy.
Well, I'll be getting theresooner or later.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Then I thought I was Blowing your butt out, buddy.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Blowing your butt.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well, I have lost weight already, anyway, so I was
having fun making fun of thewhen people kind of like
crashing bird, so you got the.
You know the benefit thatthey're waiting for the divorce
to happen any day now so thatthe people are really happy that
Jennifer Lopez been a real shitof a year.
They're supposed to be here ayear.
My movie, my documentary, mylove story, my concert no one's
(22:29):
going to go see anything.
It's overexposure.
Man, it's tough to be a popstar over 50 trying to be
relevant.
It's really a hard thing to do.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Is she getting divorced?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
now, that's what they say.
It's just rumored they're sohappy that Justin Timberlake got
pulled over for a DUI.
Yeah, nobody knew he was awayfrom them.
Put it all on him.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, the cop said.
He said well, he ran a stopsign and then his eyes were all
red.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You saw the picture, you saw the mugshot?
Yeah, man, they're red.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, definitely, they certainly were.
He couldn't divide hisattention, that's the other
thing.
And had an unsteady foot.
You've got an unsteady foot.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Oh yeah, Mine's different reasons.
That's because I'm wasted.
I'll let you know what I'mwasted for.
Today I'm not.
Today I'm not wasted, and Isaid it like an idiot.
But he failed the sobriety test.
While I cared he refused togive a blood test.
I didn't give it anything forKimball, he wouldn't do it.
That's used against you incourt because you refuse that.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That's kind of like an admission of guilt in a way,
kind of, and the good news isthat his wife, Jessica Beal,
isn't going to divorce him overthis.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, why would you?
The thing is all the trolls inthe line.
Half of them are just all overgiving him total crap.
The other half are his fans whoare defending him.
His tour and his new CD didn'tdo very well.
His tour is not sold out aseveryone thought, but he's still
going.
Once he hits a piece, he popsover 40.
(24:09):
It's just tough to be a popstar over 40.
It's tough to be a pop starover 30.
It's just like in this day andage you have no excuse to be
driving.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Good grief, call a stink an Uber or an Uber, or one
of those drives drives itself.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's not like it used to be, like let me try to get a
taxi for you, and so they'rewaiting for an hour and a half,
especially up in that part ofLong Island.
Just just just get an Uber orget one of your friends, or your
friends are wasted too.
I guess it's just.
It's just so easy to just getanother and come get your car
the next day.
There's no reason to be thatstupid when you know you've been
(24:46):
drinking.
You know they say they onlyhave one martini.
How big was the?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
frigging martini, it must have been a big martini,
that's what I thought too.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You saw the mugshot.
It was like this yeah, and theeyes were just red, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I did think it was nice of them to say that his
wife isn't going to divorce himover it.
Who said that?
Oh, it was in People magazine.
And also check this out for agreat headline.
Robert Plant, you mightremember him right, of course,
led Zeppelin.
Led Zeppelin, okay, he's doinga tour with Alison Krauss and I
(25:24):
think they're coming close towhere I live, so I'm going to go
, if I can get a ticket, anyway,but the point, the headline,
was this Robert Plant had ahappy childhood.
Okay, it just struck me.
It's like it's so unusual RobertPlant had a happy childhood.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I'll give good credit here to Robert Plant, because a
lot of concerts this summer arenot doing well.
People are sick of payingoverpriced for concert tickets
and stuff.
They're just thinking, oh,we'll just go and people are
going to buy it.
Everyone's kind of tired of it.
Robert Plant is smart.
If he's coming to your neck ofthe woods, they're smart.
Let's go to markets and neverget concerts.
They'll be so damn desperatefor entertainment we're going to
(26:06):
sell out.
That's true.
He's good.
Get a concert like that, Amedium-sized venue.
Of course we've got a concertcoming.
Someone's coming here, Go go.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh my, it might be like Air Supply the fifth
reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
They've come to your market.
Oh my God, you guys are really….
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's awful here, I know it, I know, and soon we'll
be covering Costello Moose live.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Not to beat Debbie Downer, but we're kind of like
covering….
Okay, so we've got DonaldSutherland, who died today.
Okay, yes, we do.
We've got Bennifer, which themarriage is dying soon.
Okay, apparently so.
And let's see.
Okay, timberlake is at DUI.
He's got a concert due tomorrowin Chicago.
We don't know if he's going tobe performing.
(26:54):
Of course he will be, why thehell wouldn't he be?
And news, unfortunately, out ofmy home state of Georgia is
that Jimmy Carter, who's been anex-president, been in hospice
for a while, that he's notreally waking up so much anymore
.
Oh, wow, this is going tohappen pretty, pretty soon.
So it's going to be a bigfuneral for an ex-president I
don't see.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I've rather forgotten about him.
I didn't realize he hadn'tpassed yet His wife did.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
So he was in hospice her and she passed and we kind
of knew well when she went, hisdesire was going to be… it's
within a year.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
usually they were married for like 70, 75 years.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I mean, they were like inseparable.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, they were much better people than I've ever
given credit.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
They were great people and she was a really good
First Lady.
And as far as President goes,he goes oh he's crappy.
No, he wasn't it.
As president goes, he goes ohhe's crappy.
No, he wasn't, it's just, youknow, it's just a lot of things
happened while he was in, youknow, and some things out of his
control, some things he can'tcontrol, but the most important
thing is he's just a reallydecent, great human being, yeah,
which is kind of hard to findin current presidents running
(27:59):
and it's just tough, you know.
Come back to that again.
Don't ruin it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
We haven't mentioned it yet.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Good we're getting there, we're almost there.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh, we are.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yes, we are.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Okay, we're getting there.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That's why I'm getting it.
This is going to say I've got aheadache.
I was thinking about it.
I've just got a freakingheadache.
I need to accept your migraine.
okay, accept your migraine.
But Carter, he's like a hero inour home state.
Even though Republicanscouldn't stand him, they hated
him.
Oh, they did.
Oh well, that stupid redneckstate, you know.
(28:32):
They've changed their feelingsover the years because they've
watched what type of man he isand they put the focus back on
what type of human being he israther than his politics and
stuff.
So he's a lifelong Democrat.
So you follow those party lines.
You look at the human being.
People always go vote for thepolicy Instead of the person.
I'd look at both policy first,of course, and human being
(28:53):
second.
If the human being's bad, he'skicked out anyway, no matter
what the policy is.
these days he's a bad humanbeing going to prison soon,
don't we.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
There's one exiting and the other hopefully entering
, and that would of course befederal prison.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Do we get to play now ?
Do we get to play Trump goingto prison?
Yeah, ok, we'll play it now.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
We play.
Now let's play Weisselberg.
This guy was the longtime chieffinancial officer of the Trump
organization.
In August of 2022, he pleadedguilty to 15 felonies in a
scheme to defraud federal, stateand city tax authorities to
enrich himself and other Trumporganization employees.
Weisselberg evaded taxes on onepoint seventy six million
(29:43):
dollars in unreported income.
He was sentenced to serve fivemonths in Rikers Island.
Then, in April of this year, hepleaded guilty again to two
felony counts of perjury inconnection with the New York
Attorney General's fraud lawsuitagainst the Trump organization.
He was sentenced to serve fivemonths in Rikers Island.
That's where he is as of thisdate.
That 17 felony convictionsexactly half the number of
felonies I was convicted of by ajury and he got a total of 10
(30:06):
months to serve in prison.
Like me, Weisselberg has nofelony criminal record and he's
in his 70s.
So think about it.
This means I'm going to jailbecause I didn't plead guilty to
anything.
I made the state take me totrial and I still got found
guilty of twice the number offelonies Allen Weisselberg did.
And, unlike Weisselberg, I wasfined for contempt nine times
(30:28):
for violating my gag order.
Unlike Weisselberg, I showednothing but arrogance and
contempt for the court staff andfamily members, and I've never
shown a single shred of remorseor contrition.
I've been a total, unrepentantdickhead from the get-go.
Allen Weisselberg got 10 monthsto serve and I'm going to get a
lot more than that.
Stop worrying about probationor house arrest.
(30:48):
Judge Merchan is going to lockmy fat ass up and it's exactly
what I deserve.
Loser.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
God amazing isn't it Once he played that see the
headache's going away right now,losing the headache.
You know it's funny.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Trump goes to prison.
You mentioned this when it wasin power.
Those years, everybody was allkind of tense and had headaches
and everything, and that'sreally true and I noticed the
other day, as it hasn't been onevery newscast, it feels kind of
okay.
I don't feel quite so stressed.
However, you've got Putin overthere and he's in Vietnam right
(31:27):
now.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
He just left that hotspot North Korea.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And, yes, he visited North Korea.
Now he's visiting a longtimepartner.
Is this ex-wife?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What?
Who's ex-wife?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I'll read that again, shall I?
I think you should.
Putin is visiting Vietnam.
He's visiting his long-timepartner.
His ex-wife Isn't partner, Ijust thought it was a weird way
of putting it.
His partner, oh, never mind,what the hell point are you
(32:03):
trying to make?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Huh, well, you know, explain to me, explain your
stupidness.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Okay, when you call someone.
Nowadays, when you call someonea partner, it's usually a wife
or a person, not a whole countrywho calls them a partner.
Well, they did in the, whateverit was I was reading, and they
call him the longtime partner.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
The longtime partner.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
You mean the guy in North.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Korea.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
We're friendly with him now.
People go vacation there.
If you're not as old.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Well, I guess he's there you go.
He's trying to reignite thespark.
I guess I don't know, butthat's what it said.
So he's trying to keep himaround.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
He needs help.
He needs weapons.
He's getting weapons from NorthKorea.
I don't know if Vietnam's goingto be able to help and supply
him with.
Maybe he knows something wedon't know North Korea is
sending him missiles.
Anything that they've got tohelp him out.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
We've got a big buddy , a big country buddy anything
that they got to help him out tosay we got a big buddy, big
country buddy.
So yeah, I don't.
I don't think that's thequestion right.
They're probably probablyamerican.
Um, missiles somehow ended up.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, north korea so the russia, russia and
they said korea, go back tochina and through russia again.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
So yeah, there you go .
No, it's.
It's the old Ollie North thing,but like 40 years later,
remember Oliver.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
North.
Yeah, I'm glad you brought upRussia because they had a thing
to do.
There's a woman who's like aballerina who went to Russia to
visit her mother she's anAmerican now, okay.
And because she wanted to helpout, so she gave a $51 donation
to a nonprofit to help Ukraine.
(33:47):
Okay, okay, she goes to visither mom and they find out about
that.
So they arrest her for treasonfor that $51 deposit.
They have a new law in Russianow for treason, the sentence is
life in prison.
This young woman is only 21years old.
Salarini got a whole futureahead of her.
(34:07):
She lives in California, buther mom's in Russia.
There isn't a mom, and theyfound something to do.
They're looking for anything.
If you're in America, you go toRussia.
You're a freaking idiot.
They're going to look for anyreason in your background to
arrest you and detain you andkeep you there.
So my thing is okay.
Why don't we just do kit fortat?
And you know how many, how manyRussians are here in this
country.
Let's just start.
(34:27):
Start arresting them, put theirass in jail.
What the hell?
You know?
Why not?
There's a lot of them over here.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
What are we doing?
There's a lot of Russians overhere Trumped up charges.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I mean we'll have a trial in about two years when we
feel like it.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah Well, yeah, exactly, and hey, you could
start with the ex first lady,couldn't you?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
She's not Russian.
Yes, she is.
No, I thought she was uh gotmoney to Google, got it to
Google.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I mean, she's Eastern European, okay, we know that,
but I don't know if she'sRussian or not.
So come on, man, you're messingme up, google Boy.
Ladies and gentlemen, GoogleBoy.
Oh God, he's going to changehis name again.
I get that on the shirt GoogleBoy.
So yeah, that's fine, Not bad,let's copyright that Google Boy
(35:24):
Copyright.
Yeah boy, I mean, I know she'sEastern European.
I did not think she was Russianman, I'm pretty damn sure she
is.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well, truthfully, I could be wrong.
Well, come on then.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Come on, good, good, here we go.
I was right, slovenia.
I was right Slovenia, you gotSlovenia, czechoslovakia you got
Russia, you got Hungary, yougot all those Same thing All
Eastern European guys runtogether, she says Slovenia,
(36:01):
that's like.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
That's almost like saying oh, he's not American,
he's Kansas.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, he's not.
She's a Slavic Slavic.
She's Slavic Slavic.
This is where we're talkingabout who's what and what.
Well see, you have to call herSlavic.
Let's do, let's call her Slavic.
You know what comes out of theEastern European countries a lot
these days Tennis players,what's coming up, wimbledon, oh
that's coming, isn't it?
Eastern European men are justdominating, just like Korean
(36:30):
women dominate golf, now forLPGA.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Same thing.
I find it quite interestingthat I'm watching the women's
basketball.
You like it?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
don't you?
Oh yeah, there is one extrathing, don't you?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh yeah, there is one extra thing, I know you, oh God
, nice bounce, nice bounce.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh God, you said.
Jekyll go home to the basket.
Oh God, he said like.
If only my basketball, I'd bein heaven.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
But the thing of it is, the popularity and
viewership is up through theroof.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
These people?
Yeah, just in time.
Our aces here in Las Vegas havewon the WNBA title two years in
a row and now all thisattention is being focused on
WNBA because of Caitlin Clark.
We absolutely suck this year.
We have a losing record.
I mean, we're not used to thatcrap here.
Last year we lost like a totalof two games.
All year We've lost seven.
Already We've won six.
What in the hell has happenedto these women?
(37:27):
I've got attention to stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Well, they didn't get Caitlin Clark.
See, they should have got her.
They're probably happy aboutthat.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
She's getting a lot of shit from all the other
players apparently ExactlyBecause all of a sudden it's a
sport dominated by shall we saywe talked about earlier black
women.
No, by African-American women.
Okay, so here comes Whitey.
I'll say it's like, it's likeshe's the god gives the
basketball.
There's a lot of good playersin the wmba.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
(37:55):
It's worth watching.
Like angel reese, who was alsodrafted in the first round, it
came out at lsu.
They call her the black barbiebecause she like wears a lot of
makeup, the guy lashes, shelikes to look good and play
basketball.
She's tall girl, she looksbeautiful and she's going what
the heck?
What about me?
What about the rest of us?
You know we're good players too.
You know we're the shit too.
What's the deal with her?
(38:16):
So she's a big nike contractman because, you know, wmba
player, their average salary islike, yeah, 90, 95, 000.
You know, for it's.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It's a joke yeah, for for that kind of thing.
Yeah, that's definitely.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, they can make all the money they want on
sponsorship, image likeness, allthat stuff, but no one threw
big money at any of theseplayers until Caitlin Clark came
out.
She's just a rookie, yeah, andshe just cleaned up all that
stuff too.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
The team she plays on sucks Well, never mind.
The whole idea was to get intothe wnba, make some money, then
well retire, yep it's easy.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Our aces are really fun to watch.
Every game is sold out.
Uh, kate and clark's coming totown, I think, in july.
Games long since been sold out,you know.
Uh, hey, what could bobby loseto it?
We're losing everybody.
You know what's happening.
We absolutely suck.
You know, and some of the womenon the Aces have got some
decent endorsement deals.
One has her own sneaker comingout next year, which is great.
(39:17):
Yeah, cool With the way they'replaying, adidas will go.
Where are you taking back thatshoe?
Backtrack real fast.
That's right, you play like apro.
We will give you your shoe back.
It's just, I don't know what'sgoing on with it.
Hey, you know, I watch, I watch.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I just thought we were talking earlier, changing
the subject just a tad.
Well, at least I don't want totalk about sports anymore.
I know you, yeah Well, you'verun me dry, man, that's all I
know.
But no, we were talking aboutthe artwork that you would
occasionally see on a website.
Yes, you would notice how itchanges every once in a while
(39:52):
and we're thinking I know mostpeople like it.
Not everybody likes it,obviously, you'll never like
everybody, but a lot of people.
What was that?
Hang on, I looked down for asecond.
You were waving what in the air?
I have an.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Amazon here with a delivery.
I just tell them where to putit.
Oh, tell them where to put it.
Thank you, oh, hey, all right,they can walk in the studio
anytime they want.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Okay, sure, by all means.
So the original cancelled radioguys, which is what you're
listening to, and we've negatedto mention that about four times
.
Anyhow, we like our logo andthere's possibilities it might
change.
But if you'd like to drop us anemail at chrisancostello at
(40:34):
yahoocom, you can just say, yes,we like them, no, we don't.
Would you like a corporate lookor would you like a kind of fun
Chris and Costello look, whichis what it is.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I kind of like the logo we have and stuff.
I actually like we have a newslogan because we have these two
new guys who are our newmarketing, taking over our show.
They're from France, they'reconeheads from France.
They love our slogan.
We are equal opportunityoffenders.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Equal opportunity offenders.
We see all and we offend all.
Equal opportunity offenders.
Equal opportunity offenders yes.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
We see all and we offend all.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
We do that.
We've managed to pretty muchspread our offense all around
the globe today, haven't we.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Well, I would say today we haven't been all that
offensive at all.
We brought up some things thatcould be offensive, but we
didn't cross the line, weweren't totally offensive.
We were good boys today.
I must say we actually weregood boys.
We were good boys today.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I must say we actually were good boys.
We were.
I think it's the presence ofvideo no, not a bit.
I care less, I know, I know itjust makes me feel like you can
look and see who's saying thosehorrible things.
It's this guy.
When I next see him, let's go.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's time to put that bag back over your head.
I just thought today we justweren't as offensive, and that's
okay.
Some days are like that and Ipromise folks that'll never
happen on this show again Nextweek.
We're going to be offensive andreally some pissed people off
okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
We apologize for thenon-offensiveness of the show
today.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It was very non-fucking-fensive.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh what a giveaway that's not offensive anymore
either.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
No, it doesn't does it.
What are we supposed to say now, then?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
It's like when I give Liz a hard time about being a
fat pig.
You know, it's just.
You know people go oh, you'rebody shaming, and she's going
I'm body proud, I'm body shaming.
People go oh, you're bodyshaming, and she's going.
I'm body proud, body shaming.
You know what it's like.
There was a woman last monthand they did a big, big tribute
to her who was one of the peoplewho made it to the top five on
one season of American Idol.
Everyone liked her.
She was an African-Americanblack woman and she made a
(42:43):
career in singing.
You know gospel, christianmusic and stuff, but she was
heavy, okay.
And she died last month at 47.
Cause of death was obesity.
The coroner said obesity killedher.
So I'm going.
You can say body shame all youwant, but you want to be dead
before 50?
Go ahead and walk around and go.
(43:04):
I'm body proud and soon you'llbe dead and everyone's going to
bypass.
That's the whole point.
We talk about it.
We're not body shaming you.
I'm just saying why do you wantto be that way and die?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
You're a lardos, donald Sutherland died today 88
years old.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Healthy slender man.
88 years old Jimmy Carter isone year shy of 100.
Works outside active guy.
Slender guy.
99 years old.
Jimmy Carter is one year shy of100.
Works outside Active guy.
Slender guy 99 years old.
Name me a fat person in their80s.
I mean, just name me one.
Play the Jeopardy music.
Can't think of anybody who'sfat you just can't.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
No, no, absolutely they don't make it.
Hey, I'll tell you what I justfound here.
Hang on a second here I waslooking yes mr exhibit well no,
I was looking.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
There's nothing wrong with us if people take that.
It helps you lose the weight.
Okay, who would?
Who would be against that?
I'm?
Not well, you're not.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
It's helpful so do you remember, since we got a
whole lot of new peoplelistening to us now.
Do you remember this?
I just found this thing ofLizzo that we used to play every
once in a while.
I thought maybe this would be agood time to play it now.
Always a good time for a Lizzothing.
I love this particular thing.
Actually, let's do it, okay,doing it, doing it, doing it,
(44:27):
doing it.
The original cancelled radioguide.
That's a good thing.
They didn't stick it up her ass, isn't it?
I mean, you know, up her vagina.
That was coming next.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh, was it really.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Oh, I've been cancelled.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Chris and Costello's podcast, the original cancelled
radio guide, and there it is youshould put up on our Facebook
page this week, on our website,the picture I sent you of her
bending over by the pool.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
As a matter of fact, that's all being revamped too.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
I'm going to have to introduce a eunuch in a
heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
This is turning into a full-time job.
I haven't even ridden mymotorcycle this year.
Oh no, that's not true.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Very far.
Yeah, I haven't even ridden mymotorcycle this year.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh no, that's not true, but very fun.
Yeah, I haven't gone fishing, Ihaven't left the house.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's your choice, costello.
Get your ass out there and dosomething.
Okay, get out of there, boy.
Oh, that's not true.
Remember, last week I threw theinvitation out for you there.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You know when I'm in.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Colorado, I have some fun, let's go have some fun.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I think we'll go pick up Joy, the little troll, from
the basement.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
He's really tripping out in public okay.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
We'll pick him up.
The three of us will go out andcall Drayston Hill in Denver,
then you and I will hop in thecar and we'll come down here to
Vegas.
Okay, road trip, all right.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
We'll record that On the road.
Man, I've just got to get moneytogether, that's it.
Gas money Not just gas money,food money and money.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
You'll be taken care of when you get out here.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Get your ass out here .
Use your family wagon.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Shave your itchy whiskers off, get itchy mace,
got that little bitchy and hitthe road and get your ass out
here, my family wagon's afreaking rocket.
Freaking Mercedes.
It's freaking Mercedes.
They fly man.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, man, yes sir, they do.
Well, I didn't say no, I'm justtrying to figure out how to do
it.
And it's just, you know, I'vegot to figure out the animals
and once.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I've done that, then I can take off.
They're cats, they'll be fine,they'll live on their own.
They persevere.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Well, they persevere, let's go.
It was a rat, let's go get it.
I'm not going to just throw mycats outside.
That's not right Cats like it.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
They always go outside.
They go.
They wonder.
They're gone for days.
They come back.
They got a mouse.
They're full.
They're even fatter than theywere.
They got more protein out there.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Actually, what's funny is when I have two, Two
cats right, One you've seen andthe other one is just like a
little tabby.
He has no claws, but I mean Ican do no wrong, he just loves
me.
He's the one that was gettinginto my beard, Anyway, but my
neighbor from across the streetwho looks after them if and when
I ever go away and he's done ita few times does a great job,
you know.
But, Maestro, the cat inquestion took one look at him
(47:11):
and just went holy shit, Did Isee flames coming out of his
mouth?
Because it looked like it.
That's what kitties do.
I don't know what that is, Justlet him go.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
My mom had a cat.
It was a really cool cat.
His name was Rascal.
He could come and go as hewanted to.
He'd sleep in the house, notvery often.
He would just go away,sometimes a couple of days,
sometimes a week, a couple ofweeks, sometimes a month.
Oh, rascal's back when you been, buddy.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
There.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
He's just like roaming around out there.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
You know he has plenty to eat are free to do
that.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
As much as I love dogs, they would have a hard
time with that.
There we go, shit.
Where's the dinner?
Five o'clock, Come on.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Where's?
Speaker 1 (47:55):
the kibbles.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
You can set your clock by dogs.
You betcha.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
And they said five o'clock.
Man, all eyes on me go food.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Give me food.
Give me food.
Well, like I said, I didthreaten to bring Benji with me.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Bring Benji.
Bring Benji.
That's another dog, right.
Well, that three.
We'll put him in the kennel, noproblem.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
He'll be in my house.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
My house yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
He'd make a nice little snack for a really good
meal Actually for a bear.
He good meal actually for abear.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
He's a big koogie.
Bears are out, so yeah, they'relooking for him Even though my
bear's going bring him Okaywe'll do it.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Have you seen that cougar?
Since I've not no.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
The bobcat's been around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Okay that's what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Our dogs are too big for the bobcat.
He's watching my neighbors whohave smaller dogs and he's going
I can take these and he could,and he wants them.
That's why he's hanging aroundthem.
He passes through my yard tohang out in the back area there
where the smaller dogs are.
Smart guy, yep.
(49:06):
That's why he's well fed andhangs around all the time.
What's that?
Are we keeping you up, castello, sorry?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I just snuck up on me , it's time to go.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, I run anyway.
So anyway, we cover a lot ofstuff, a lot of fun.
Love the Trump thing, it'salways a good deal.
Yes, and we may be talkingabout President Carter next week
.
I don't know if he's not wakingup.
He's been hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Well hanging in there , don't forget.
You can always go to aChristian Costellocom or you can
tell us what you think, asthings change here very quickly.
Christian Costellocom.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
This is the squeal for Donald Sutherland.
Love you, man.
It's for your days in theanimal house.
Hi there, this is Chris.
Hey, chris, costello here.
Oh, costello, you can tell meCostello's voice is all grumpy
already, because we'll do this acertain way, mentioning facial
hair, and you haven't shavedsince we first brought it up.
That's right.
Personally I mean personally,personally I think that it looks
this stuff looks pretty good,that white stuff looks good, but
(00:30):
you hate it though, why is ititch or something?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
it itches.
And hey, you know what thefunny thing is?
One of my cats got right intomy face yeah, she liked it, yeah
, and he's licking it and thenhe decided to take a chunk out
of it.
I like that stuff.
Shit that hurt man.
Let's take a chunk out of it.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I like that stuff.
Shit that hurt man.
Let's take a vote.
I mean, I was thinking it looksgood.
I do Do that to me.
Well, it's up to you, your face, your life, but my humble
opinion is that.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think it's pretty good.
That's better than I usuallyhear your face, my ass, but
there you go yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But you but you know how it goes in the center if she
makes biffy, so I don't wantyou to bitch me, so no, I'm not
bitchy, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna go to the moon anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Update for the week.
So we have to, since we haveone one listener who hates to
sign up here we'll respect hisopinion.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, or one of them for about two seconds, it okay.
Sorry jim.
Yeah, sorry jim, because youknow jim's like.
No, jim's that way because, jim, we're going to talk about
facial hair, whether you like itor not, damn it.
Sorry Jim.
Yeah, sorry Jim.
You know Jim's that way becauseJim probably has three facial
hairs there, because he can't doit.
That's why he didn't like itbecause he can't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
We have to have a moment of silence here, and he
has to have a co-mover, I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
That could be.
We lost one of our good guystoday.
Costello, you may not knowabout this yet.
We have to have a moment ofsilence, all right?
Oh yeah, a lot of these actorsand musicians are getting older,
so it's not going to besurprising that we lose a lot
every year.
A really great actor, good guy,donald Sutherland, died today.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, in case those of you whodon't know him, he's that.
(02:02):
How about Kiefer Sutherland'sdad?
How about that?
He is.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What about?
What was it?
He was in the original MASHmovie.
Yes, he was.
What was the other one, kelly'sHeroes?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yep, he was in it with Mary Tyler Moore.
He won a lot of Academy Awards.
Ordinary People, he was in alot of stuff.
He was in Animal House withJohn Belushi.
He played Pot, smoke and Sleepwith Students.
Professor, it was funny man, itwas great Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Don't write this down , but I find Milton probably as
boring as you find Milton.
Mrs Milton found him boring too.
He's a little bit long winded,he doesn't translate very well
into our generation and hisjokes are terrible.
But that does not relieve youfrom your responsibility for
(02:56):
this material.
I'm waiting for reports fromsome of you.
I'm not joking, this is my job,yeah this is like real, real
grumpy voice.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
yeah, yeah, if you watch TV now, I'm not joking,
this is my job.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, this is like real, real grumpy voice.
Yeah, if you watch TV now he'sthe voice of like orange juice
commercials.
Now People don't know.
So he was, was, yeah.
Orange juice is what's good foryou.
I mean he just had a good.
He was just good, good voice,great actor, good guy 88 years
old.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
On to the next realm.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's okay is there a next realm?
Where's that at and where's thenext?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
one.
Well, you know that's a verylong conversation, if you'd like
to get into it.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh, this is not when or where I kind of like
following shirley mclean, whojust goes.
As soon as I go, I'll come backas another person.
Basically, that would be nice.
That would be nice if it wastrue.
I mean, who knows, right, wewon't know.
Oh well, I'll come back as oneof your cats or something.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, you can't come back to a being that's already
here.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'll come back as a baby in Haiti or something like
that, where we had no food.
We have no what, who, knows.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, have no one who knows.
Well, that is hades, isn't it?
Hades is hell.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hell is purely something of the human mind and
a nice thing if you come back.
That's why all her lives havebeen great.
Because, she said, I guess onceyou get started on that route,
no matter when you recycleyourself and you come back anew
after you die, all her pastlives have been something
special.
Like like now she's a celebrityactivist and all her private
lives were pretty cool too.
Royalty for one, I think, shesaid Always there was money.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I always thought it was interesting when people said
oh yes, my past life I was apharaoh.
Now, in your past life youmight have been a slave.
In the past life you might havebeen an ant Most people always
have have.
Oh, in my past life I was amaggot.
Yeah, I quite believe that howdo you?
Know, I don't know I guess youhave to work up through various
(04:53):
stages to get to um I'll swear Idid.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I want to believe this, but it's just really hard
to imagine, because when you goto a funeral, I'm looking.
I'm looking at a dead personlying there.
It's just like I just can'tpicture.
Okay, you're dead're dead.
All of a sudden you're out ofyour body, going oh Harry, I'm
up here Looking down at my deadself, I'm going on to something
different, and then there's thedead person.
The dead is dead.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, that's just the body, it's not the mind.
I know that, I know that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
My thing is if there is something, show yourself.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Show it.
You can, because if it everbecomes known, you can.
No, you can't, because.
Think about it.
If you knew what was going tohappen to you after you die,
after you use this thing, it wasvery good.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
That means I killed myself today.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You're going to come back as a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, heck, what am I waiting?
Let me jump off a buildingright now.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
then there's a penalty for early withdrawal.
I guarantee you that.
Don't do that anyway.
We just got this damn thingworking properly.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Inquiring mind.
I just want to know, I justwant to believe this stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But the thing of it is it's like people say I know
what my past life's like.
No, you can't, because it'llblow the whole thing.
Everybody's stuck staring nutsif you suddenly told them what
they were.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Time travel, just all the.
You can cover all this crap, soit's all right.
All right, I'm looking at adilemma here, so I need your
help, so we're going to talkabout this.
So one of the guys here worksat okay, when you're dealing
with African-American patients,I said don't call them
African-American anymore, callthem black, okay, I don't know.
(06:37):
So it's just like okay, if you,if you, if you, if you have a,
you have a guy and he's, like,you know, mexican, you say
Hispanic, that's not a big deal.
Okay, right, easy Right.
If it's someone from Korea,maybe Japan, you go oh, it's an
Asian person.
We have an Asian client, okay,right, but not oriental anymore.
No, no, no, asian is good, Ilike that, you know.
(06:59):
But if you but I mean so Idon't know, I have to ask a
black person, I guess, or anAfrican-American Do they want to
be called blacks now or do theystill like being called
African-American?
When I grew up I had to say I'mthe son of the salad room down
in Atlanta.
They'd go there's a couple ofNegroes over there, I'm just
(07:20):
going.
What a crappy word.
I mean the other one's bad butNegro.
What a stupid word.
I mean the L was bad, but Negro, what a stupid word I just
never liked it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You know where that comes from, what you know where
that comes from?
Right, enlighten me.
From the geographical area thatthey were taken from, there's
still an area called Niger,which is nicely pronounced Niger
in Africa, you mean, yep, andthere's a river Niger also, and
that's where the really big,strong African-Americans were
found, and that's well hey,we'll have a few of these, and
(07:50):
that's how the work started.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I thought it was a white cracker name and they came
up with that to call them thatno no, there's actually a
background to that.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
There's a background, well, I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I just told you that Negro wouldn't supposedly say no
one ever uses that.
I never hear that anymore, doyou?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
No, I use black.
I think I explain.
Oh, that black guy over there,Although it all feels weird to
say stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
No one looks at P Diddy and goes that P Diddy
pervert, that Negro is going toprison.
You just don't hear that.
I forget what you said andthey'll go.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
you called him what he said yo ma yeah, but that's P
Diddy.
You know P Diddy, really Idon't know.
I mean he's got problems.
I like Pup Daddy better.
Yeah, it was far, yeah, it mademore sense, kind of.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, I think there's a prison cell with him and R
Kelly.
Maybe they'll be next to eachother.
They can share stories yeahthat'd be fun.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I wonder what the offspring would look like.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Everyone had that 14-year-old and told her she was
going to sign him to a recordcontract if she'd do so-and-so.
Got it for 15 years, Toopervert.
So I'd like a good opinion onthat.
Like I said, I wish I had.
I don't have a.
I'm a black person in theoffice.
I'd like to go.
Do you want to prefer to becalled a black individual?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
or would you prefer to be called an African American
?
I'm a black individual, Wellhey, you know, being a white
individual.
So if you're describing someone.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
so the picture popped up on our screen here's Oprah
Winfrey.
Would you go?
There's Oprah, she's a wellsuccessful black woman.
Or would you say she wouldbecome a very successful
African-American woman?
Sounds different when you sayit the other way.
Right, yeah, it sure does.
So which one would you decidetowards?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I would say yeah, but I can see it's a minefield.
It doesn't matter what you callit.
What you call it, it's Oprah.
In that respect, it's justOprah.
She's an anomaly of her own, acolor of her own.
She's Oprah Brown, yep.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oprah, I was hoping to see if I was going to have
another category too.
It could go either way.
So we have our guest once in awhile, sandeep.
Sandeep is from India, allright.
So if you're from India, do yousay you're Indian?
Yes, okay.
(10:26):
What if you are from Cherokeetribe here in this country?
You are what?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Native American Indian.
I could be an Indian too.
No Native American now, In fact, you'll be corrected.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So you're saying Native Americans would rather be
called Native Americans thatdon't want to be called Indians?
Correct, learn something.
There are new points fromCostello today.
I don't want to say the wrongthing and get myself killed out
in the street?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
okay, no, I don't think so.
I mean, you know, they werepretty well laid back it sounds
weird to me.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
If you see a guy from India, they're going oh, he's
Indian.
That's just not in my brain.
Psyche from what we learnedgrowing up.
Not that I'm thinking of it asan offensive word or comment you
just think of Indian.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Guess what.
Somebody has popped up atSandeep.
Where's Sandeep?
Well, I've got him here.
Let's have Sandeep then.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay, I can't hear him.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Sandeep, you there, buddy, hold on a second Hang on,
a second Hang on.
There you go, sandeep.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I do not have the video today.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
That's okay.
You're a long ways away, sowhere are you from?
Are we from Bombay?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Calcutta.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What?
Just down the road, three stopson the number 11.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Calcutta.
Takes a long train with manypeople on it hanging off and
stay on it for 15 hours.
You get to my house.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh, if people ask you from you say India, do they say
you're an Indian?
Do you call yourself an Indian?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I call myself an Indian, but I say I'm Indian Dot
, not feather.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Oh very good and sure as hell not Pakistani, no, no,
that's a good way to end it.
Indian without the feather.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
But you still piss off the Native Americans.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I guess, right, mm-hmm, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It says goal in life is to piss off an African
American.
I can help you with that.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You said you're going to bring some curry up for
lunch.
Did you bring it?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
I did, but I am in the deserts of Southeast Asia,
so kind of far from you.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well, that would be a long ways to.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
I could ship it.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Nice, that would probably smell real good by the
time we get here, right, youknow what, elton?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Cindy, my children's mother was from Malaysia and
when she'd go over there andshe'd come back, she'd regularly
smuggle food in.
Well, she used to do it all thetime.
You can't do that, you can'tbring this up, and she'd be
unwrapping shit and there'd beflies coming out of it and it's
like, oh God, and she'd beunwrapping shit and there'd be
flies coming out of it and it'slike oh God, Smuggle food into
where India yeah, Made in.
(13:08):
India From Malaysia to.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Las Vegas.
Is the food that bad in Indiathey got to smuggle it over from
another country.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
No, it's not good.
It's not good.
Nothing like a nice fin de loup, though I always thought.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Why does it say in your caption Sandeep the Magical
, magical, what?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You know I'm magical All types of magical.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
What type of magic would you like?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Do you perform magical stuff?
Are you just magical as aperson?
Are you magical?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
in the back.
What Combination of both.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
You're magical in bed .
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Ask your ex-girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Ex-girlfriend, I noticed that's a giveaway right
there, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Or your current girlfriend I'm not going to say
wife, because that'sdisrespectful.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Since when did you worry about that?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I have standards Since when do you have standards
when?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I remember the last time we talked and the standards
went right out the window, as Irecall, and you hung up on us.
It was a really difficult phonecall anyway, but yeah, it just
seemed like you took umbrage.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Don't use big words.
You confuse me.
I did not do well in the SATs.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
He's talking to you in British speak.
I say you do umbrage, umbrage.
You took umbrage.
I've never really heard that inconversations you've had.
I say do umbrage.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Do you use the word brilliant all the time?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
What is brilliant all the time.
Because English people all thetime they say something and go.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh my God, that is brilliant.
That's right, that's brilliant,Brilliant, brilliant.
Like Monty Patton, they alwaysmake a point or a punchline.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Brilliant, oh that is why can't we give a show that
does that?
But anyway, yes, brilliant is agood English word too.
So what would you say back onthen, Sandy, if something was
really brilliant?
Camel done.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Honestly, there's no real translation, so I can't
really put it in words.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
There isn't an explanation that you would come
out with.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
But I mean we do like oh my god, you know, this is
kind of most common.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Really Interesting.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good, good, good, oh my god, oh my god, you've been
picking up on the New AmericanSlam pretty well.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Are you very good at this?
I'm watching lots of YouTubevideos.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I can tell, because every time you see something you
go what the fuck?
What the fuck?
You know I love these things.
Get Americanized.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Sounds good with your thick accent.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I appreciate this very much.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Go ahead what?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
So, what the?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
fuck when the fuck are we?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Are you confused in seeing stars?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I must be, Well, Sandeep, this has been most
enlightening.
Thank you for your insight, sir.
I'll tell you.
Hey, do you want to give usjust an insight?
For some reason, Bailey and Igot onto the conversation of
reincarnation.
What are your feelings aboutthat, depending on your
(16:40):
religious beliefs or whatever?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
When you die, and they bury you with your camel.
Are you going to come back orare you dead and gone?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
We don't have camels, we have cows.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's a sacred cow.
So that makes you sick.
They bury you with your sacredcow.
Are you going to come back orare you done?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You probably will come back to something else,
depending on what you did inlife.
So if you're a bad person, youcome back, cockroach.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
If you're a bad person, you come back as the
sacred cow in India.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's a big sign if I'm going to come back as a
sacred cow.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Oh, yes, very much so .
Speaker 1 (17:22):
How come all the cows in India just had their ribs
sticking out and said they gotno meat on them?
Don't you guys feed them anygrain or anything?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
They're free range.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh, free range.
There's nothing to eat there.
That's all they had to eat.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
No, you're not allowed to eat them.
In fact, you're not evenallowed to touch them, isn't
that right?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
No, you know, in India it's a tradition that the
day of your wedding you have thesacred cow come into your house
and poop, and if it does notpoop, your marriage will fail.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well, smell either way, won't it?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'm not cleaning it up.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Hell man Sandeep obviously is not married.
Hasn't had the sacred cow shitin his house yet.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Come shit in my house , please, please, please.
Well, I mean, they're probablyvegetarians, so the shit
wouldn't be too bad.
Yes, right you pal a cow dungin the house, but it was always
bad.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, it's always bad .
Speaker 2 (18:16):
So I can only assume, then, that wedding presents in
India do not include carpets.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
We're not Arabian, we don't fly the carpet.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
This is true, I'm not flying it, but I'm just saying
that you know you don't want anice floor covering If we're
just having this beautiful 17thcentury floor covering, you know
, let the cows shit on it.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
We're just having a good stereotype day.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Very much so.
We haven't truly offended youyet.
We're working on it.
Good stereotype day, very muchso.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
We haven't truly offended you.
Yet we're working on it.
We'll get there.
It'd be easy to do, but we'renot going to go there.
Yeah, we are doing video.
Sandy's pretty quick, though,so you try to burn one in, but
if you get right back at you,yeah, is there a reason you
don't want your face shown,sandy, the Internet is
connections very, very limitedout here.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
I could not do the streaming.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So it's not that you're trying to hide your face
or anything like that.
You're okay with seeing whatyou look like.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
No problem, I'll say describe it.
If you look like a celebrity,who do you closely resemble?
Who do you look like?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
This is a very difficult question.
Do you want, want like Americancelebrities?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yes, one we can relate to.
Yes, Do you look like Oprah?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I look very much similar to Kumal from White
Castles.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh, okay, kumal, I was thinking of that English
show.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Harold and Kumar White Castle.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
That is the correct one.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Great movie, isn't it ?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Very interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Big movie.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
We'll have to get back to whatever it was you're
doing, which is probably nothing.
That's okay.
Appreciate the time, buddy.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, Thanks Sandy.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Say hello to NPL for me.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
To what NPL?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Patrick Harris.
Oh, nph, sorry, I fucked thatone up.
What the fuck?
All right, it was good times.
I will talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
All right, it was good times.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I will talk to you later.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, all right, bye-bye, bye, bye-bye, sandy,
bye-bye.
All right, hang on a secondhere.
Did we learn anything from thisconversation about who likes to
be called what?
Hang on a second.
Don't call me the usual stuff,just deal with it.
You may just go, it's stupid.
No, kat, that's what I'm usedto Call me stupid.
But hanging on what?
What are you looking at?
There's a cat room behind you,is that?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
it no, you get cats running around there.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You get stray cats in there.
What?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, no, no, it was Alexa.
The alarm was going off.
Make sure I wasn't taking a napbefore we did this.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
You time.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh no, that's a morning ablution, but listen,
man.
Hey, wait a minute.
Now you've been on Osempix soyou should know better than to
say it.
Yeah, they're right.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's like every hour on the hour, buddy, really no.
When you first started, maybefor you, it didn't for me.
You've got to get to that highlevel first.
Start dropping weight, you'llfind out why you dropped weight.
Go to Costco and you buy inbulk.
(21:28):
Get the bulk of toilet paperokay.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You're going to need that.
That's what came out?
Go back in.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That's what came out.
I got to go back in.
I'm not perfect.
I got to go back in.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I'm up to five milligrams now.
Is that the normal?
No, you're at 0.5.
0.05.
I'm at 2.0.
I'm way ahead of you.
You've got to get to 0.75, then1.0, and then the massive thing
of 2.0.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh, okay, well, I'll be getting there sooner or later
.
Then I thought I was….
You're blowing your butt out,buddy.
Well, I'll be getting theresooner or later.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Then I thought I was Blowing your butt out, buddy.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Blowing your butt.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well, I have lost weight already, anyway, so I was
having fun making fun of thewhen people kind of like
crashing bird, so you got the.
You know the benefit thatthey're waiting for the divorce
to happen any day now so thatthe people are really happy that
Jennifer Lopez been a real shitof a year.
They're supposed to be here ayear.
My movie, my documentary, mylove story, my concert no one's
(22:29):
going to go see anything.
It's overexposure.
Man, it's tough to be a popstar over 50 trying to be
relevant.
It's really a hard thing to do.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Is she getting divorced?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
now, that's what they say.
It's just rumored they're sohappy that Justin Timberlake got
pulled over for a DUI.
Yeah, nobody knew he was awayfrom them.
Put it all on him.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, the cop said.
He said well, he ran a stopsign and then his eyes were all
red.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You saw the picture, you saw the mugshot?
Yeah, man, they're red.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, definitely, they certainly were.
He couldn't divide hisattention, that's the other
thing.
And had an unsteady foot.
You've got an unsteady foot.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Oh yeah, Mine's different reasons.
That's because I'm wasted.
I'll let you know what I'mwasted for.
Today I'm not.
Today I'm not wasted, and Isaid it like an idiot.
But he failed the sobriety test.
While I cared he refused togive a blood test.
I didn't give it anything forKimball, he wouldn't do it.
That's used against you incourt because you refuse that.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That's kind of like an admission of guilt in a way,
kind of, and the good news isthat his wife, Jessica Beal,
isn't going to divorce him overthis.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, why would you?
The thing is all the trolls inthe line.
Half of them are just all overgiving him total crap.
The other half are his fans whoare defending him.
His tour and his new CD didn'tdo very well.
His tour is not sold out aseveryone thought, but he's still
going.
Once he hits a piece, he popsover 40.
(24:09):
It's just tough to be a popstar over 40.
It's tough to be a pop starover 30.
It's just like in this day andage you have no excuse to be
driving.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Good grief, call a stink an Uber or an Uber, or one
of those drives drives itself.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
It's not like it used to be, like let me try to get a
taxi for you, and so they'rewaiting for an hour and a half,
especially up in that part ofLong Island.
Just just just get an Uber orget one of your friends, or your
friends are wasted too.
I guess it's just.
It's just so easy to just getanother and come get your car
the next day.
There's no reason to be thatstupid when you know you've been
(24:46):
drinking.
You know they say they onlyhave one martini.
How big was the?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
frigging martini, it must have been a big martini,
that's what I thought too.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You saw the mugshot.
It was like this yeah, and theeyes were just red, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I did think it was nice of them to say that his
wife isn't going to divorce himover it.
Who said that?
Oh, it was in People magazine.
And also check this out for agreat headline.
Robert Plant, you mightremember him right, of course,
led Zeppelin.
Led Zeppelin, okay, he's doinga tour with Alison Krauss and I
(25:24):
think they're coming close towhere I live, so I'm going to go
, if I can get a ticket, anyway,but the point, the headline,
was this Robert Plant had ahappy childhood.
Okay, it just struck me.
It's like it's so unusual RobertPlant had a happy childhood.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I'll give good credit here to Robert Plant, because a
lot of concerts this summer arenot doing well.
People are sick of payingoverpriced for concert tickets
and stuff.
They're just thinking, oh,we'll just go and people are
going to buy it.
Everyone's kind of tired of it.
Robert Plant is smart.
If he's coming to your neck ofthe woods, they're smart.
Let's go to markets and neverget concerts.
They'll be so damn desperatefor entertainment we're going to
(26:06):
sell out.
That's true.
He's good.
Get a concert like that, Amedium-sized venue.
Of course we've got a concertcoming.
Someone's coming here, Go go.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh my, it might be like Air Supply the fifth
reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
They've come to your market.
Oh my God, you guys are really….
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's awful here, I know it, I know, and soon we'll
be covering Costello Moose live.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Not to beat Debbie Downer, but we're kind of like
covering….
Okay, so we've got DonaldSutherland, who died today.
Okay, yes, we do.
We've got Bennifer, which themarriage is dying soon.
Okay, apparently so.
And let's see.
Okay, timberlake is at DUI.
He's got a concert due tomorrowin Chicago.
We don't know if he's going tobe performing.
(26:54):
Of course he will be, why thehell wouldn't he be?
And news, unfortunately, out ofmy home state of Georgia is
that Jimmy Carter, who's been anex-president, been in hospice
for a while, that he's notreally waking up so much anymore
.
Oh, wow, this is going tohappen pretty, pretty soon.
So it's going to be a bigfuneral for an ex-president I
don't see.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I've rather forgotten about him.
I didn't realize he hadn'tpassed yet His wife did.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
So he was in hospice her and she passed and we kind
of knew well when she went, hisdesire was going to be… it's
within a year.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
usually they were married for like 70, 75 years.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I mean, they were like inseparable.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, they were much better people than I've ever
given credit.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
They were great people and she was a really good
First Lady.
And as far as President goes,he goes oh he's crappy.
No, he wasn't it.
As president goes, he goes ohhe's crappy.
No, he wasn't, it's just, youknow, it's just a lot of things
happened while he was in, youknow, and some things out of his
control, some things he can'tcontrol, but the most important
thing is he's just a reallydecent, great human being, yeah,
which is kind of hard to findin current presidents running
(27:59):
and it's just tough, you know.
Come back to that again.
Don't ruin it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
We haven't mentioned it yet.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Good we're getting there, we're almost there.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh, we are.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yes, we are.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Okay, we're getting there.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That's why I'm getting it.
This is going to say I've got aheadache.
I was thinking about it.
I've just got a freakingheadache.
I need to accept your migraine.
okay, accept your migraine.
But Carter, he's like a hero inour home state.
Even though Republicanscouldn't stand him, they hated
him.
Oh, they did.
Oh well, that stupid redneckstate, you know.
(28:32):
They've changed their feelingsover the years because they've
watched what type of man he isand they put the focus back on
what type of human being he israther than his politics and
stuff.
So he's a lifelong Democrat.
So you follow those party lines.
You look at the human being.
People always go vote for thepolicy Instead of the person.
I'd look at both policy first,of course, and human being
(28:53):
second.
If the human being's bad, he'skicked out anyway, no matter
what the policy is.
these days he's a bad humanbeing going to prison soon,
don't we.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
There's one exiting and the other hopefully entering
, and that would of course befederal prison.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Do we get to play now ?
Do we get to play Trump goingto prison?
Yeah, ok, we'll play it now.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
We play.
Now let's play Weisselberg.
This guy was the longtime chieffinancial officer of the Trump
organization.
In August of 2022, he pleadedguilty to 15 felonies in a
scheme to defraud federal, stateand city tax authorities to
enrich himself and other Trumporganization employees.
Weisselberg evaded taxes on onepoint seventy six million
(29:43):
dollars in unreported income.
He was sentenced to serve fivemonths in Rikers Island.
Then, in April of this year, hepleaded guilty again to two
felony counts of perjury inconnection with the New York
Attorney General's fraud lawsuitagainst the Trump organization.
He was sentenced to serve fivemonths in Rikers Island.
That's where he is as of thisdate.
That 17 felony convictionsexactly half the number of
felonies I was convicted of by ajury and he got a total of 10
(30:06):
months to serve in prison.
Like me, Weisselberg has nofelony criminal record and he's
in his 70s.
So think about it.
This means I'm going to jailbecause I didn't plead guilty to
anything.
I made the state take me totrial and I still got found
guilty of twice the number offelonies Allen Weisselberg did.
And, unlike Weisselberg, I wasfined for contempt nine times
(30:28):
for violating my gag order.
Unlike Weisselberg, I showednothing but arrogance and
contempt for the court staff andfamily members, and I've never
shown a single shred of remorseor contrition.
I've been a total, unrepentantdickhead from the get-go.
Allen Weisselberg got 10 monthsto serve and I'm going to get a
lot more than that.
Stop worrying about probationor house arrest.
(30:48):
Judge Merchan is going to lockmy fat ass up and it's exactly
what I deserve.
Loser.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
God amazing isn't it Once he played that see the
headache's going away right now,losing the headache.
You know it's funny.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Trump goes to prison.
You mentioned this when it wasin power.
Those years, everybody was allkind of tense and had headaches
and everything, and that'sreally true and I noticed the
other day, as it hasn't been onevery newscast, it feels kind of
okay.
I don't feel quite so stressed.
However, you've got Putin overthere and he's in Vietnam right
(31:27):
now.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
He just left that hotspot North Korea.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
And, yes, he visited North Korea.
Now he's visiting a longtimepartner.
Is this ex-wife?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
What?
Who's ex-wife?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I'll read that again, shall I?
I think you should.
Putin is visiting Vietnam.
He's visiting his long-timepartner.
His ex-wife Isn't partner, Ijust thought it was a weird way
of putting it.
His partner, oh, never mind,what the hell point are you
(32:03):
trying to make?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Huh, well, you know, explain to me, explain your
stupidness.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Okay, when you call someone.
Nowadays, when you call someonea partner, it's usually a wife
or a person, not a whole countrywho calls them a partner.
Well, they did in the, whateverit was I was reading, and they
call him the longtime partner.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
The longtime partner.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
You mean the guy in North.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Korea.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
We're friendly with him now.
People go vacation there.
If you're not as old.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Well, I guess he's there you go.
He's trying to reignite thespark.
I guess I don't know, butthat's what it said.
So he's trying to keep himaround.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
He needs help.
He needs weapons.
He's getting weapons from NorthKorea.
I don't know if Vietnam's goingto be able to help and supply
him with.
Maybe he knows something wedon't know North Korea is
sending him missiles.
Anything that they've got tohelp him out.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
We've got a big buddy , a big country buddy anything
that they got to help him out tosay we got a big buddy, big
country buddy.
So yeah, I don't.
I don't think that's thequestion right.
They're probably probablyamerican.
Um, missiles somehow ended up.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, north korea so the russia, russia and
they said korea, go back tochina and through russia again.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
So yeah, there you go .
No, it's.
It's the old Ollie North thing,but like 40 years later,
remember Oliver.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
North.
Yeah, I'm glad you brought upRussia because they had a thing
to do.
There's a woman who's like aballerina who went to Russia to
visit her mother she's anAmerican now, okay.
And because she wanted to helpout, so she gave a $51 donation
to a nonprofit to help Ukraine.
(33:47):
Okay, okay, she goes to visither mom and they find out about
that.
So they arrest her for treasonfor that $51 deposit.
They have a new law in Russianow for treason, the sentence is
life in prison.
This young woman is only 21years old.
Salarini got a whole futureahead of her.
(34:07):
She lives in California, buther mom's in Russia.
There isn't a mom, and theyfound something to do.
They're looking for anything.
If you're in America, you go toRussia.
You're a freaking idiot.
They're going to look for anyreason in your background to
arrest you and detain you andkeep you there.
So my thing is okay.
Why don't we just do kit fortat?
And you know how many, how manyRussians are here in this
country.
Let's just start.
(34:27):
Start arresting them, put theirass in jail.
What the hell?
You know?
Why not?
There's a lot of them over here.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
What are we doing?
There's a lot of Russians overhere Trumped up charges.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I mean we'll have a trial in about two years when we
feel like it.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah Well, yeah, exactly, and hey, you could
start with the ex first lady,couldn't you?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
She's not Russian.
Yes, she is.
No, I thought she was uh gotmoney to Google, got it to
Google.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I mean, she's Eastern European, okay, we know that,
but I don't know if she'sRussian or not.
So come on, man, you're messingme up, google Boy.
Ladies and gentlemen, GoogleBoy.
Oh God, he's going to changehis name again.
I get that on the shirt GoogleBoy.
So yeah, that's fine, Not bad,let's copyright that Google Boy
(35:24):
Copyright.
Yeah boy, I mean, I know she'sEastern European.
I did not think she was Russianman, I'm pretty damn sure she
is.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well, truthfully, I could be wrong.
Well, come on then.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Come on, good, good, here we go.
I was right, slovenia.
I was right Slovenia, you gotSlovenia, czechoslovakia you got
Russia, you got Hungary, yougot all those Same thing All
Eastern European guys runtogether, she says Slovenia,
(36:01):
that's like.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
That's almost like saying oh, he's not American,
he's Kansas.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
No, he's not.
She's a Slavic Slavic.
She's Slavic Slavic.
This is where we're talkingabout who's what and what.
Well see, you have to call herSlavic.
Let's do, let's call her Slavic.
You know what comes out of theEastern European countries a lot
these days Tennis players,what's coming up, wimbledon, oh
that's coming, isn't it?
Eastern European men are justdominating, just like Korean
(36:30):
women dominate golf, now forLPGA.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Same thing.
I find it quite interestingthat I'm watching the women's
basketball.
You like it?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
don't you?
Oh yeah, there is one extrathing, don't you?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh yeah, there is one extra thing, I know you, oh God
, nice bounce, nice bounce.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh God, you said.
Jekyll go home to the basket.
Oh God, he said like.
If only my basketball, I'd bein heaven.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
But the thing of it is, the popularity and
viewership is up through theroof.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
These people?
Yeah, just in time.
Our aces here in Las Vegas havewon the WNBA title two years in
a row and now all thisattention is being focused on
WNBA because of Caitlin Clark.
We absolutely suck this year.
We have a losing record.
I mean, we're not used to thatcrap here.
Last year we lost like a totalof two games.
All year We've lost seven.
Already We've won six.
What in the hell has happenedto these women?
(37:27):
I've got attention to stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Well, they didn't get Caitlin Clark.
See, they should have got her.
They're probably happy aboutthat.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
She's getting a lot of shit from all the other
players apparently ExactlyBecause all of a sudden it's a
sport dominated by shall we saywe talked about earlier black
women.
No, by African-American women.
Okay, so here comes Whitey.
I'll say it's like, it's likeshe's the god gives the
basketball.
There's a lot of good playersin the wmba.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
(37:55):
It's worth watching.
Like angel reese, who was alsodrafted in the first round, it
came out at lsu.
They call her the black barbiebecause she like wears a lot of
makeup, the guy lashes, shelikes to look good and play
basketball.
She's tall girl, she looksbeautiful and she's going what
the heck?
What about me?
What about the rest of us?
You know we're good players too.
You know we're the shit too.
What's the deal with her?
(38:16):
So she's a big nike contractman because, you know, wmba
player, their average salary islike, yeah, 90, 95, 000.
You know, for it's.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It's a joke yeah, for for that kind of thing.
Yeah, that's definitely.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, they can make all the money they want on
sponsorship, image likeness, allthat stuff, but no one threw
big money at any of theseplayers until Caitlin Clark came
out.
She's just a rookie, yeah, andshe just cleaned up all that
stuff too.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
The team she plays on sucks Well, never mind.
The whole idea was to get intothe wnba, make some money, then
well retire, yep it's easy.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Our aces are really fun to watch.
Every game is sold out.
Uh, kate and clark's coming totown, I think, in july.
Games long since been sold out,you know.
Uh, hey, what could bobby loseto it?
We're losing everybody.
You know what's happening.
We absolutely suck.
You know, and some of the womenon the Aces have got some
decent endorsement deals.
One has her own sneaker comingout next year, which is great.
(39:17):
Yeah, cool With the way they'replaying, adidas will go.
Where are you taking back thatshoe?
Backtrack real fast.
That's right, you play like apro.
We will give you your shoe back.
It's just, I don't know what'sgoing on with it.
Hey, you know, I watch, I watch.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I just thought we were talking earlier, changing
the subject just a tad.
Well, at least I don't want totalk about sports anymore.
I know you, yeah Well, you'verun me dry, man, that's all I
know.
But no, we were talking aboutthe artwork that you would
occasionally see on a website.
Yes, you would notice how itchanges every once in a while
(39:52):
and we're thinking I know mostpeople like it.
Not everybody likes it,obviously, you'll never like
everybody, but a lot of people.
What was that?
Hang on, I looked down for asecond.
You were waving what in the air?
I have an.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Amazon here with a delivery.
I just tell them where to putit.
Oh, tell them where to put it.
Thank you, oh, hey, all right,they can walk in the studio
anytime they want.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Okay, sure, by all means.
So the original cancelled radioguys, which is what you're
listening to, and we've negatedto mention that about four times
.
Anyhow, we like our logo andthere's possibilities it might
change.
But if you'd like to drop us anemail at chrisancostello at
(40:34):
yahoocom, you can just say, yes,we like them, no, we don't.
Would you like a corporate lookor would you like a kind of fun
Chris and Costello look, whichis what it is.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
I kind of like the logo we have and stuff.
I actually like we have a newslogan because we have these two
new guys who are our newmarketing, taking over our show.
They're from France, they'reconeheads from France.
They love our slogan.
We are equal opportunityoffenders.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Equal opportunity offenders.
We see all and we offend all.
Equal opportunity offenders.
Equal opportunity offenders yes.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
We see all and we offend all.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
We do that.
We've managed to pretty muchspread our offense all around
the globe today, haven't we.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Well, I would say today we haven't been all that
offensive at all.
We brought up some things thatcould be offensive, but we
didn't cross the line, weweren't totally offensive.
We were good boys today.
I must say we actually weregood boys.
We were good boys today.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I must say we actually were good boys.
We were.
I think it's the presence ofvideo no, not a bit.
I care less, I know, I know itjust makes me feel like you can
look and see who's saying thosehorrible things.
It's this guy.
When I next see him, let's go.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's time to put that bag back over your head.
I just thought today we justweren't as offensive, and that's
okay.
Some days are like that and Ipromise folks that'll never
happen on this show again Nextweek.
We're going to be offensive andreally some pissed people off
okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
We apologize for thenon-offensiveness of the show
today.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It was very non-fucking-fensive.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh what a giveaway that's not offensive anymore
either.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
No, it doesn't does it.
What are we supposed to say now, then?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
It's like when I give Liz a hard time about being a
fat pig.
You know, it's just.
You know people go oh, you'rebody shaming, and she's going
I'm body proud, I'm body shaming.
People go oh, you're bodyshaming, and she's going.
I'm body proud, body shaming.
You know what it's like.
There was a woman last monthand they did a big, big tribute
to her who was one of the peoplewho made it to the top five on
one season of American Idol.
Everyone liked her.
She was an African-Americanblack woman and she made a
(42:43):
career in singing.
You know gospel, christianmusic and stuff, but she was
heavy, okay.
And she died last month at 47.
Cause of death was obesity.
The coroner said obesity killedher.
So I'm going.
You can say body shame all youwant, but you want to be dead
before 50?
Go ahead and walk around and go.
(43:04):
I'm body proud and soon you'llbe dead and everyone's going to
bypass.
That's the whole point.
We talk about it.
We're not body shaming you.
I'm just saying why do you wantto be that way and die?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
You're a lardos, donald Sutherland died today 88
years old.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Healthy slender man.
88 years old Jimmy Carter isone year shy of 100.
Works outside active guy.
Slender guy.
99 years old.
Jimmy Carter is one year shy of100.
Works outside Active guy.
Slender guy 99 years old.
Name me a fat person in their80s.
I mean, just name me one.
Play the Jeopardy music.
Can't think of anybody who'sfat you just can't.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
No, no, absolutely they don't make it.
Hey, I'll tell you what I justfound here.
Hang on a second here I waslooking yes mr exhibit well no,
I was looking.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
There's nothing wrong with us if people take that.
It helps you lose the weight.
Okay, who would?
Who would be against that?
I'm?
Not well, you're not.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
It's helpful so do you remember, since we got a
whole lot of new peoplelistening to us now.
Do you remember this?
I just found this thing ofLizzo that we used to play every
once in a while.
I thought maybe this would be agood time to play it now.
Always a good time for a Lizzothing.
I love this particular thing.
Actually, let's do it, okay,doing it, doing it, doing it,
(44:27):
doing it.
The original cancelled radioguide.
That's a good thing.
They didn't stick it up her ass, isn't it?
I mean, you know, up her vagina.
That was coming next.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh, was it really.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
Oh, I've been cancelled.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Chris and Costello's podcast, the original cancelled
radio guide, and there it is youshould put up on our Facebook
page this week, on our website,the picture I sent you of her
bending over by the pool.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
As a matter of fact, that's all being revamped too.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
I'm going to have to introduce a eunuch in a
heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
This is turning into a full-time job.
I haven't even ridden mymotorcycle this year.
Oh no, that's not true.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Very far.
Yeah, I haven't even ridden mymotorcycle this year.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh no, that's not true, but very fun.
Yeah, I haven't gone fishing, Ihaven't left the house.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's your choice, costello.
Get your ass out there and dosomething.
Okay, get out of there, boy.
Oh, that's not true.
Remember, last week I threw theinvitation out for you there.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
You know when I'm in.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Colorado, I have some fun, let's go have some fun.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I think we'll go pick up Joy, the little troll, from
the basement.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
He's really tripping out in public okay.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
We'll pick him up.
The three of us will go out andcall Drayston Hill in Denver,
then you and I will hop in thecar and we'll come down here to
Vegas.
Okay, road trip, all right.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
We'll record that On the road.
Man, I've just got to get moneytogether, that's it.
Gas money Not just gas money,food money and money.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
You'll be taken care of when you get out here.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Get your ass out here .
Use your family wagon.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Shave your itchy whiskers off, get itchy mace,
got that little bitchy and hitthe road and get your ass out
here, my family wagon's afreaking rocket.
Freaking Mercedes.
It's freaking Mercedes.
They fly man.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, man, yes sir, they do.
Well, I didn't say no, I'm justtrying to figure out how to do
it.
And it's just, you know, I'vegot to figure out the animals
and once.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I've done that, then I can take off.
They're cats, they'll be fine,they'll live on their own.
They persevere.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Well, they persevere, let's go.
It was a rat, let's go get it.
I'm not going to just throw mycats outside.
That's not right Cats like it.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
They always go outside.
They go.
They wonder.
They're gone for days.
They come back.
They got a mouse.
They're full.
They're even fatter than theywere.
They got more protein out there.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Actually, what's funny is when I have two, Two
cats right, One you've seen andthe other one is just like a
little tabby.
He has no claws, but I mean Ican do no wrong, he just loves
me.
He's the one that was gettinginto my beard, Anyway, but my
neighbor from across the streetwho looks after them if and when
I ever go away and he's done ita few times does a great job,
you know.
But, Maestro, the cat inquestion took one look at him
(47:11):
and just went holy shit, Did Isee flames coming out of his
mouth?
Because it looked like it.
That's what kitties do.
I don't know what that is, Justlet him go.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
My mom had a cat.
It was a really cool cat.
His name was Rascal.
He could come and go as hewanted to.
He'd sleep in the house, notvery often.
He would just go away,sometimes a couple of days,
sometimes a week, a couple ofweeks, sometimes a month.
Oh, rascal's back when you been, buddy.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
There.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
He's just like roaming around out there.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
You know he has plenty to eat are free to do
that.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
As much as I love dogs, they would have a hard
time with that.
There we go, shit.
Where's the dinner?
Five o'clock, Come on.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Where's?
Speaker 1 (47:55):
the kibbles.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
You can set your clock by dogs.
You betcha.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
And they said five o'clock.
Man, all eyes on me go food.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Give me food.
Give me food.
Well, like I said, I didthreaten to bring Benji with me.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Bring Benji.
Bring Benji.
That's another dog, right.
Well, that three.
We'll put him in the kennel, noproblem.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
He'll be in my house.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
My house yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
He'd make a nice little snack for a really good
meal Actually for a bear.
He good meal actually for abear.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
He's a big koogie.
Bears are out, so yeah, they'relooking for him Even though my
bear's going bring him Okaywe'll do it.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Have you seen that cougar?
Since I've not no.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
The bobcat's been around a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Okay that's what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Our dogs are too big for the bobcat.
He's watching my neighbors whohave smaller dogs and he's going
I can take these and he could,and he wants them.
That's why he's hanging aroundthem.
He passes through my yard tohang out in the back area there
where the smaller dogs are.
Smart guy, yep.
(49:06):
That's why he's well fed andhangs around all the time.
What's that?
Are we keeping you up, castello, sorry?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
I just snuck up on me , it's time to go.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, I run anyway.
So anyway, we cover a lot ofstuff, a lot of fun.
Love the Trump thing, it'salways a good deal.
Yes, and we may be talkingabout President Carter next week
.
I don't know if he's not wakingup.
He's been hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Well hanging in there , don't forget.
You can always go to aChristian Costellocom or you can
tell us what you think, asthings change here very quickly.
Christian Costellocom.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
This is the squeal for Donald Sutherland.
Love you, man.
It's for your days in theanimal house.
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