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January 25, 2024 59 mins

Season 3 : Episode II

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Do you need some extra cash to pay the bills?

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Earn some with Lubifer.
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I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war

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I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war

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I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war

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I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war

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I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war

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I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war

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I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war
I was dreaming of a world without war

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I was dreaming of a world without war

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Oh yeah, I guess it's not here
Let me tell you something, working with a peasant revolution band Variety Hour marketing team, you know, it's never been easier.
So why isn't your business advertising on the show? You know what they tell me? They tell me that you're likely to see either a 15, 25 or 35 percent increase in your sales just from advertising on the peasant revolution band Variety Hour show.

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So look, I'm not kidding. Your business is going to improve. And don't you want that to happen? Don't you want an increase in your business? And it's easy. It's not going to cost a lot of money. You know, it takes a little bit of money to make money.
So, you know, I mean, look at Jeff Dodge's suit. I mean, there's a costume budget there. But, but my God, advertise with these people. It's easy.

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Oh boy, that's it. That's it gets me every time. Yeah, we have a lot of Russian influence going on now. The Ruskies, the Reds, why they aren't so red anymore. Like I said, oligarchy is the new cool these days across the world.
I thought it was oil garkey.

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Well, that's that's sort of older. Now there's all this tech. Oh, okay. And there's, well, you know, the millennials, they always like to subdivide all these things out. They call them sarxarchies. Right. Your oligarchies, your oil garkeys and your modgarky.
Oh, people with the haircuts. Sure. Oh, okay. So, but I did want to take this moment to reach out to one of our new, they sent us this, this CD here. I don't know if you can quite make that out. But it's, it's Soviet and Russian marches. So apparently want us to start doing some music.

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Oh, I don't know if that's instead of our music. There's kind of a creepy thing with this sponsorship going on. But we'll iron it out. I'm sure. But my next point is that there's these things going on out there. I don't know if you're familiar with this term, Rich. It's called the deep state.
Oh, sure. That's a style of pornography. Isn't it? I think so. And there's all this creepy stuff to it that is just not, you know, in our day to day, as the mighty George Harrison said, beware of darkness. I think if you concentrate on creepy stuff too much, it just gets intolerable and sufferable. There's no point.

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So you think your guest got snapped up by a black helicopter? Is that? Well, I'm hoping that's what happened because the alternative is very, very scary. But I'm sure he's going to be with us any minute. It's a surprise guest. I haven't even told the band who this potential guest could be.
But I do want to get back to the more positive sides of the deep state because some of the things that have come out is that apparently a lot of politicians and people that work with covert operations of our mighty mass of government, they're actually fun loving guys.

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And they're actually into a lot of innocent stuff. Right. Really. For instance, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but James Comey is a huge Howdy Doody fan. Okay, that sounds like a good, good deal. I hadn't heard about that. He's a little taller than your average Howdy Doody fan.

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Maybe it's like he wanted to be the Marionette operator. Oh, I don't know. Okay. Because then we'll have to squat to do it. It would just be stand there and pull the strings. But what I didn't know, that's something some people are talking about. But I'm on some Russian connections. We found some other things out.
James Clapper. Are you familiar with him? No. James Clapper is also, he worked for our government. I think he was a bookkeeper or something. But he is a big fan of Clarabelle the Clown from Howdy Doody. Oh. So they have this in common.

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And Clarabelle. She's very beautiful. And then there's, for instance, something else. Mitch McConnell. Are you familiar with Mitch McConnell? Sure. Sure. I saw him at the zoo.
He kind of looks a little like a turtle. And I know that's nice, but I don't like to make fun of people for their beliefs or what they think or their opinions. I mean, that's, you know, that's all your own.

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But how people appear, what they look like. I think that's, you know, right? Is that fair? I love making fun of how people look. And that's sort of my value system there. But on that note, there's also, well, Mitch McConnell, the turtle looks, he had, apparently the turtle was inspired by Mr. Greenjeans from Captain Kangaroo.

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Well, I did not know that at all. Okay. Captain Kangaroo. And there's another note I have here. Mr. Paul Ryan, the Speaker of the House. Oh, yeah. He has a little claim to fame that I didn't even, this was stunning to me.
Well, he apparently was, Paul Ryan, the Speaker of the House. Oh, right. Right. They, well, yes, but before he met Art Garfunkel, he was apparently, he's kind of around my age, and he had a side gig here doing the, is a 12 year old, he did voiceover work for Thunder the Barbarian.

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No, I didn't hear a word of that. Princess Ariel. He was his before his voice had changed. And he was Princess Ariel. Isn't that crazy? And you never would have got me on that.
So, Thunder the Barbarian, Paul Ryan, all these, so deep state doesn't have to be so scary. There's a lot of fun in it, and a lot of fun loving, innocence, that I think that's taken out of context a lot by serious people trying to do all this serious thing, musical abuse and gubs.

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Right. So, anyway, we're going to take a quick break and see what the heck's up with our last guest here. We'll be right back with the Peasant Revolution Band Variety Hour, and I'm your host, Jeff Dodge.
What is this? You've given me nothing. This is just a bunch of notes. Okay, look. Basically, now I'm working for Jeff Dodge, I guess, you know, but what we're trying to do is say, hey, advertise, do it, you know, the Peasant Revolution Band Variety Hour is the way to go.

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First, there was this guy named Burl Turlington or Turl Burlington, nobody could remember his name and then there was Sticky Davis and he got into a little trouble. But I got to tell you, this guy, Kevin Bright, they brought him on.
He's smart, just like his name, and he makes great commercials, he's got great ideas. You're going to win by advertising with the Peasant Revolution Band Variety Hour TV show. Sales are going to go through the roof.

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You might even have to replace that roof. You know what I'm saying? But do it.
And you know, Mitch was supposed to be the special guest, but I just got word that he's having, well, no, Mitch McConnell, no, Mitch Hombacher, the other Mitch.

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Oh, okay. The other disingenuous piece of shit. Okay.
Oh, we're back. We're back. Hi, welcome back everybody to the Peasant Revolution Band Variety Hour. We're so glad you could stay with us and join us and give us one hour of your time every last Monday of the month at 9pm here on Trench Ticker Productions.

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Tonight, we're doing a special Facebook stream. And the audiences from last month might have seen our YouTube, but I feel that Facebook sort of needs its own audience appreciation.
And so I want to, this might be redundant from some of our three fans from the YouTube subscriber list, but this is a special that the Russians are helping produce with me. It's about, well, I think actions are better than words. Let's just take a look at it.

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Hi, this is David Crosby of the Birds. You're watching the Peasant Revolution Band Variety Hour.
Clouds so swift, rain won't lift, gates won't close, railings froze. Get your mind off wintertime, you ain't going nowhere.

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I don't know, your eyes look very beautiful to me, Judy. You know, Judy, you have beautiful eyes.

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Your eyes are very beautiful, Judy.
I can't believe I'm locked up.
I almost got my hair.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Do you need some extra cash to pay the bills? Earn some with Lubifer.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Do you need some extra cash to pay the bills? Earn some with Lubifer.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Do you need some extra cash to pay the bills? Earn some with Lubifer.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Do you need some extra cash to pay the bills? Earn some with Lubifer.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.

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Lubifer, the new driving service created for Portland, Oregon.
Alright, goodnight.

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