November 27, 2023 • 35 mins
Beyonce's latest move has taken her Diva status to an all new level. Some old tweets have reignited the Pitt/Jolie drama. An Amber Rose parenting choice has sparked an online debate. Tiffany Haddish has been arrested again, for the same alleged offense.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From Los Angeles, one and only world famous Perez Hilton.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the php on booker. That
is Perez. What is doing well?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We have a lot of variety to get to today,
which I love. We're talking beyond. We're getting into Brad Pitt,
which a lot of us older people still care about.
We have some Paris Hilton. I know. Actually I love
old people drama, and we will be getting into more
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old people drama later on in this show. I'm saving
the old people drama towards the end because you know,
it's maybe not as sexy, but also because some of
our Patreon supporters want. We're talking more Bravo celebrities today,
specifically some vander pump Rules grossness. Really I'm shocked, and
(01:06):
also Kim Zosiak, your favorite Bravo celebrity. But first, I
am so thankful that we had an extended break because
while I didn't catch up on sleep, I am fully
caught up with work and it feels like a huge
weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Not to burst your bubble, but here comes Award Season.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh it's all good. I'm back on. I'm back on,
and it's like at least. I'm caught up with work
and tomorrow I'm going to the gym. I just know it.
It's happening. And I did nothing all of Thanksgiving break
except for one night. I went with my kids to
go see Ricky Martin and Rique Iglesias and Pitbull, and
(01:47):
I unfortunately missed Enrique iglissiad damn it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I was dying to hear how he was well.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Actually, after the fact, when I got home, I did
some googling and I found out that he announced his retirement,
not his retirement from touring, but I saw an announcement
that he said that he's going to stop making msing.
I hope it's not because of all of the negative
attention that he's been getting. And then actually last night
(02:19):
I saw this one video of Enriqueglesias from the nineties,
From the nineties, from the very beginning of his career,
and back then he was already plagued with these rumors
that he couldn't sing. So you know what he did?
Do you remember this? Huh? I have to send you
the clip. He went on the Howard Stern Show and
(02:43):
had this musician with him and decided to perform acoustically.
And he sounded like shit.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Really to try to prove that he could sing. And
the funniest thing was Howard is like he could really sing. Wow,
he could really and he sounded so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't recall that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's from the nineties. I could tell by how young
he looked. Anyways, I think his fans don't give a
shit if he sounds great or not. It's about the songs.
Like Selena Gomez, is she the best vocalist? No, but
I love her music. She's got so many bops and
it is what it is. And I am bummed. I
missed pit Bull because he brings the party every time.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, he's always a great show. It doesn't matter if
you like Pitbull or not well by the time you leave.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But Ricky was amazing. I think maybe last time I
saw him. This is just speculation, but I saw him
with Enrique two years ago. He might have been going
through some maritigal difficulties or I don't know, but he
felt lighter, he felt brighter. He just he brought it
on a whole other level. I love Ricky always will.
Did you get up to anything fun over the Thanksgiving break?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I got up about five pounds at least I've shoveled
everything into my mouth. Yesterday was Calvin's birthday, so I
had another pasta night on top of Thanksgiving, which was
five days of you know, I was off all week
from the radio, so I have drank every day and
just had the time of my life. And we were
off for a nice stretch. So I made pasta last
night and it was like a Bolognietes but with turkey,
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and it just took all day to make it, but
it was so yummy and great and it's, you know,
birthday cake after Thanksgiving pie. I need to run to
work today.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I did a little drinking too. I'm not even a
big drinker, but what I am is the kind of
person if somebody mails me something, if you send me stuff,
I'm not gonna throw it away. I'm not gonna gift
it to somebody else. I'm gonna hold on to it
and I'm gonna have it. So this company here in Vegas,
they make these margaritas in a can. They sent me
(04:41):
a six pack of margaritas in a can, and I
enjoyed all six of those margaritas in a can.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I didn't even tease this because it's not a big name,
but I love when there's a juicy story. So today's
show is gonna be great, I'm telling you, and we're
starting off with Beyond. I'm surprised that this didn't get
more attention, or at least I don't think it did.
But Beyonce had the premiere this weekend for her new
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docu film that comes out soon. Unlike the Taylor Swift one,
which was just a straight up concert movie, the Beyonce
one also features a lot of behind the scenes footage,
and at the premiere were her bandmates in Destiny's Child,
but not just Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. The other
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two chicks that were kicked out of Destiny's Child also
showed up too.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't hear that either.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Maybe because it was a Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's what I was gonna say. Nobody was working and
everybody kind of shuts it down. So that's not like
earth shattering news, but it would have been no if
everybody was at the office so or you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Know, working exactly. It did get around. I saw, you know,
attention for the premiere. You mainly just focused on what
Beyonce wore. But I didn't see a lot of people
talking about the fact that the old the previous two
Destiny's Child members were there.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I wonder if we can read into that, Like what
if there's like a mega Destiny's Child with like the
old two and the three recent ones.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, that would be interesting, I mean, but but not
really because nobody really cares about the other two really
because they were just around for like a hot second.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Like a part of the tour where they you know,
where they just come out. I don't mean, like, you know,
they should focus it around them, but if they, you know,
cause you know, Beyonce's probably not going to get back
together with them anyhow to do a whole thing. So
I mean, maybe just part of her tour, you know,
Beyonce featuring Destiny's Child or something, and then you know,
she throws them a bone as well.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Should do that.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That would be awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Then it makes splitting up the fees a lot easier cleaner.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, you guys get one percent. Yeah, let's say it's
ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, and that one percent would still be a lot
of me a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, I would take it one percent split over four
people too.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Also, people are not talking about this because maybe they're
not aware. But I read that Beyonce being the diva it.
I mean, I don't understand this.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I have confirmation of what you're about to say is true.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I might dismiss it as being a diva, but I
just don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's easy to understand.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh, let me let me tell eybody what happened. Beyonce
had a premiere for her new docu film and she
didn't fucking do the red carpet. She did take photos
afterwards with her personal photographer, but she totally skipped the
fucking red carpet with photographers, with videographers, with journalists. She'd
I don't get it. Why.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's even better than that. It was a silver carpet,
by the way, but it's even better than that. She
did do the carpet. She did do it with her photographer.
I mean they shut it down to what I said, Yeah,
but they shut it down, kicked everyone out, and then
she did it. That takes it to the next level.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's awful.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's like we're done, good night, everybody, everybody clears up.
Then she did the carpet. So the pictures of her
are from the carpet. It's not like from her elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, I know, I knew that. Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Why she's a diva. She's got her perfect angle. No
one can shoot her except for her photographer. She puts
out the pictures on her own Instagram. It is ultimate
diva like non likable behavior. It is because you look
at like a Taylor Swift who does the grove, who
shows up three hours before and takes selfies with thousands
of people, and it is like very much with the people.
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The juxtaposition of that versus you know, Beyonce, I'm not
even gonna do the carpet with you, hasn't photographers. I'm
just gonna have mine.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It almost feels unfair to compare Taylor Swift to anybody
because she's the gold standard and in a league of
her own. Really, if you're.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Looking at peers, she's a peer, and just seeing how
two separate peers handle the same sort of situation is interesting,
that's all. It doesn't mean anything, but it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like Madonna, like who is even more image conscious because
she's older, so you know, she filters the fuck out
of everything. And would Madonna do something like that? I
don't know. It's like people showed up for your premiere
for you, and then you don't even fucking do the car.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Donna loved the attention, She loved the chaos, she loved
the pandemonium around her. No way she would have done that.
I just don't see it.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It left the real bad taste in my mouth. On
the flip side, just universally adored. I don't think anybody
could have a negative thing to say about her. It
made me very happy to see that. Over the Thanksgiving break,
Dolly Parton was getting a lot of attention for her
Thanksgiving halftime show performance for the Dallas Cowboys game. She
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had on a nude body suit. On top of that,
she was dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, so she wasn't,
you know, really bearing her mid riff, but she could have.
You know, she's got a banging body for seventy eight.
I think she is, yeah, and I love her, although
I was I was a little bit scared though there
were she was like holding on to that star for
(10:13):
dear life, and like wearing those hooker heels. I'm like,
maybe time to retire the hooker heels. Dolly, like maybe
some sensible shoes that seventy eight might be a good idea.
Also trending that day for a halftime show performance was
Jack Harlowe. I think it was in Detroit. That was
a Thursday game, right.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, Detroit did play on Thanksgiving. Yeah, and they laid
an egg by the way.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah. So people were criticizing him because it looked like
his set was low budget, But I'm like, he's not
paying for that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And it's not the super Bowl. It's Thanksgiving, and there's
always some crappy act and I shouldn't say crappy. Jack
Harlow's awesome. I mean, over the years, I remember Sheryl
Crowe doing it, I remember Creed doing it. There's just
no frills. It's like they actually puts you out there
with a microphone in a stage and they shoot it
and it looks terrible, like they put nothing into it.
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I kind of feel that in like twenty years into
the NFL, it'll be more production around it, and we'll
look back at this like I look back at the
seventies when there was a car parked in the end zone.
It'll feel the same.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But to his credit, and I would say, I like
Jack Carlow but I'm not a Jack Carlow fan. Right.
He was one hundred percent live, and that means more
to me than anything. Actually, because a lot of rappers,
hip hop acts are all artists. Pop hip hop doesn't matter,
but a lot of rappers they are live over a
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super heavy backing track. And I didn't think I even
heard a fucking backing track. It was just Jack Harlow,
And I'm like, kudos to him, like props. That was awesome,
all right. I did not expect this story to get
the reaction that it did, but boy, when I posted
it yesterday, it popped off on my social media. The
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story is this. We all know Amber Rose. She is
Kanye West X. She also is the baby mama of
Whiz Khalifa's son. She also had a child with Cher's
new boyfriend, and she does other things as well. But
while she was being interviewed, she revealed on a podcast
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that her kids, even her four year old, drink coffee daily.
And I'm not just talking about like a sip of
her cup. She specified they drink their own coffee and
not like a kid size, like a regular cup of coffee.
And that really divided people, and they just got me
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thinking like you know, I would imagine that pediatricians would
probably advise against giving a four year old a daily
eight douns cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I don't know if you compare it to a soda well,
that's what I was about to say. Even some of
these juice box strengths riddled with sugar, and god knows
what they put in those things. I can't even understand
why this is even a debate with people. But if
you really think it through, it's just a bean. It's
a bean that's grown from the ground. I mean, with
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water port over it.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I don't let my kids drink soda in my house,
but I do let them when we're out and about,
like at a restaurant or some special occasion, which I
think is teaching them the concept of moderation, which I'm
all for. But just to play Devil's advocate, Okay, at
some point authorities might or should probably intervene. For example,
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back to the soda thing. Let's say you're eight year
old weighs three hundred pounds. I believe at that point
the government should step in and take that child or
like help that parent better, because an eight year old
should not be three hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well, I mean it could be a thyroid condition too,
if it's not, if you're just saying there shoveling the
wrong kind of crap, and.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah, if you're drinking you know, five leaders of coke
every day and eating just the worst things, you know,
like and then like on the flip side, it's like,
all right, find maybe one couple of coffees a day.
But what do you do if like a parent just
lets their kid do whatever they want and they're drinking
ten cups of coffee a day.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a parent,
and if people want a parent that way, I feel
badly for the uh subject being raised.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I just would never give my kids coffee. I've given
them zips. I would give them SIPs. That's totally fine.
I mean maybe like when they're teenagers, but when they're
so young, it's just like, I don't get it. But
whatever makes you happy, all right. Congratulations to Kim Zulziak
and Kroy Beerman. The two of them just celebrated their
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twelfth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
A one of these days they want to learn who
they are.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
She was a very famous housewife for a long time.
She was on Real House.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's famous.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
She was in the Bravo universe.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
In the Bravo Universe, there go us non watchers. I
have no idea who these two people are. I mentioned
them every week. I could not pick them out of
a lineup.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You know. That was a week ago, right. Then a
few days later, Thanksgiving week, the police were called to
their house again, and even worse, one of their young
children was the person that called nine one one Ah.
That sucks, yeah, I mean apparently there were no signs
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of domestic violence. They just were screaming and getting extremely
verbal and unpleasant with each other. And they have these
three or four really young children, like eight, nine, ten
around there in their house. It's just it's sad, unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
When that's the only way you could communicate with another person,
it just doesn't work. Do you get two people that
are like that? On top of it, it's a toxic situation.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
They have a twelve year old and eleven year old
and nine year old twins.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, and they're all going to behave that way when
they grow up as well, because that's what they saw.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Actually, this could probably be a big deterrent for them
to be on their best behavior. But after a certain point,
I think that they should start getting charged for having
the police go out to their house so much.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Don't they do that?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
They do? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Look, if the police come to your house and respond
to an alarm going off, you have to pay for that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
But that's not an alarm going off. It's a different situation.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I mean, it's the same thing in theory. Look, if
an ambulance shows up at your house, you're getting a bill.
So I gotta think it's the same thing. I don't know.
I mean, maybe it just depends on where you live.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
The other argument could be made that, you know, it's
their responsibility to try and protect people from violence. So
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
They're just so messy, I say charge them.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Speaking of messy. Over the Thanksgiving break, an old post
that Brad Pitt's son made on social media went viral. Packs,
who's now nine teen years old, had posted something back
in twenty twenty when he was just sixteen. And this
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is really interesting, like why now, Like why did this
leak now three years later or three and a half
years later? He posted it Father's Day twenty twenty. Clearly,
I feel like this was a strategic attempt to hurt
Brad Pitt. You would think from Team Angelina Joe Lee
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for some reason. But let me read you the poet
I don't even care. Honestly, it just called him the
worst father in the world. I'll read it. He said,
Happy Father's Day to this world class asshole. You time
and time and again prove yourself to be a terrible
and despicable person. You have no consideration or empathy toward
your four youngest children, who tremble in fear when in
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your presence. You will never understand the damage you have
done to my family because you are incapable of doing so.
You have made the lives of those closest to me
a constant hell. You may tell yourself in the world
whatever you want, but the truth will come to light someday.
So Happy Father's Day, you fucking awful human being.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
That's a very put together rant for a sixteen year old. God,
that almost seems like there is an assist from an adult.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh okay, yeah, I'm like, that's intense. But I wonder
if you're sixteen and you have much younger siblings, because
he was older by maybe like six years. I think
if I remember correctly, I would think it's totally possible
for you to be going through and having a very
different experience of your mother and father than your younger
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siblings are. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Wh I find that in general with any person. I mean,
one person's experience to anything could be totally different to another's.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Even if you live in the same house.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, if you look at coaching for an athlete versus
other athletes that you've treated the same, or teachers, you
know that teacher treated me like shit, where other people
would say that teacher was just tough. It's perspective. It
just is. So it's awful that that their social media
and their family businesses aired out. But isn't that crazy
that a kid hates their parent. No think, I think
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parents go through that every day. It just sucks. It's
on social media.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I feel like, you know, I'm it's gonna it's coming soon.
My son's about to turn to leavin, you know, and uh,
he's been an angel so far. But I don't know,
especially boys.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Now, boys are the easiest. I think girls hate you
for no reason. Girls and moms and daughters, they got
this thing. I don't know what it is, but you
see it time and time again, and they go through
different ebbs and flows. But I don't know guys with
their dads it has it's usually reactive, you know what
I mean? And I don't know. I'm not seeing anything
that you've done to your kid that's gonna make him
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like pissed.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
All right, Well, I've got some juicy topics that I'm
saving for the podcast on Thursday, or for our Patreon
exclusive show, things that I don't want to talk about
getting out there.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Let me just put this on time out for just
one second, So Perez, if you're not a Patreon follower, Perez,
on our last episode before Thanksgiving, in my opinion, gave
one of the best stories that's he's ever given and
unloaded on a specific celebrity where I was astounded and
shocked and loved every second of it. And I almost
(20:33):
thought about, maybe we should put a tease out else exactly.
You gotta subscribe to hear it. It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Well, and you know, on Thursday's show, I'm talking about
two very different things. One I'm just nervous for two
very different reasons. I don't want to talk about it publicly,
so in our safe Patreon Bubba, we will discuss these
two very interesting, juicy stories on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And I know a lot of you are pissed right now,
but I gotta be honest. There's a lot of rats
among us here, and I'm not saying you are listening,
but there's a couple of rats that let things go
out there for the world to hear. And Patreon is
are safe zone. We say whatever the fuck we want there.
It's great.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton. Congratulations to Paris Hilton.
She announced over the Thanksgiving break that she welcomed her
second child into the world, a baby girl named London London. Yeah,
Paris has a Phoenix that's her son, and now she's
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got a London London. Okay, and congratulations to her surrogate
as well. Paris claims that her fear of giving birth
herself is what informed her decision to use a surrogate.
I think she just didn't want to get fat. I mean,
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I don't say that as a bad thing, Like if
you don't want to have a child yourself and want
a surrogate to carry your baby because you don't want
to get fat, then okay, whatever. I respect that but
what do you mean.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Get fat just from the actual baby being in you.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Well, some women speculate that like once you have a child,
like it changes your body forever, and your hormones and
this and that and the other, and it's hard to
stay thin. And you know, she's so image conscious that
it would make sense that she wants to maintain that.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I think it's each his own.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
No, I'm not. I'm not criticizing it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm just saying there might be an element yeah, truth
to all of this, of course. Yeah, I'll let you speculate.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Speaking of Paris Hilton, on our Patreon show, we discussed
Kim Kardashian and this new movie that she's producing. Well,
I have an update on that. She's just sold the film,
a comedy, to Netflix. So Kim's doing very well for
herself on the acting and producing front.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Congratulations for eight and twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
It doesn't matter. I would fucking do a movie for
free on Netflix. The exposure that gives you. And you
know she knows.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It's all about just that headline. As I said, I'm
sure they didn't give her a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, it doesn't matter. You're one hundred percent right. It
does not matter. It's about the headline and the optics.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
And especially because Netflix is an audience that she's not
tapped into. She's on Hulu, so doing something with Netflix
is really smart strategic for her.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I would say, if it's good, if it's not, it'll
be a fart in the wind. No one will care.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Speaking of Kim, her daughter was very much prominently featured
on the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu,
and people were really attacking this fucking ten year old kid.
It's just crazy to me. It all stemmed from what
happened on the episode. It was the met Gala episode
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in Northwest is a very vocal ten year old. She's
definitely Kanye's daughter. I think we should be celebrating kids
being outspoken. And then obviously we saw this one moment
where Kim is trying to teach North that you can
be outspoken and share your truthful feelings without being hurtful.
You know, that's a lesson that I've learned and that
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I've tried. I tried to impart with my kids even
amongst each other, like how they talk to each other.
It's important, but you know, it's not that deep. She's
fucking talking about stupid clothes, like silly fashion.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
With that being mean, I'll just say this, I love that.
That's the kid that she got.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well. She did say on the show a couple of
weeks ago that she prefers living or staying with her dad,
and as a result of that, Kanye decided that he
wanted to spend some one on one time with North,
so he took her on a trip to the Middle
East to Dubai and I believe Abu Dhabi as well.
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And that's where the reports that Kanye and his wife
had broken up came from, because she went to Australia,
where she's from, to go visit her family.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
She doesn't want to be near that kid kid and
it's Thanksgiving too.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
No, that's only because Kanye told her that it was
just a father daughter trip.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
And they're now back together. So Kanye and his wife
are a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Thank God.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Some unfortunate news with Tiffany Hattish to get to in
a second. On Black Friday, Tiffany Hattish, the actress and comedian,
was arrested for duy. She was found in Beverly Hills
asleep at the wheel of her car at around five
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forty five am. This just a year and some change
after she was arrested for DUI in Georgia. Well, that
trial actually hasn't started yet. She hasn't agreed to a
plea deal. We don't know the outcome of that yet.
But if in that situation she's found guilty or you know,
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agrees to plead guilty or whatever, I don't know. Two
dui rs within two years, I think her license should
be taken away for at least five years or something.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's a big red flag.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I mean, I hope she gets help, but I'm just
glad nobody was hurt.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I just don't understand driving anywhere when you got that
kind of money, you know what I mean. It's you know,
not like she lives one hundred miles from anything.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Awful, awful, awful. In more legal news, Jamie Fox has
been accused of sexually assaulting a woman in twenty fifteen.
He's denying that. Axel Rose also has been accused as
sexual assault in a new lawsuit. Cuba Gooding Junior has
been accused of sexual assault and two new lawsuits. Diddy
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has been accused of rape in two more lawsuits like
what happened over Thanksgiving break.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's the New York Statute of Limitations is the law
has changed and you have to have everything filed by
for the end of this year. The length of time
that you can allege something is now officially going to change.
So if anybody's ever thought about chasing someone, they have
to kind of do it now if it's from I
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forget what the ten years plus or seven years plus,
whatever the number is. But that's what's happening and that's
why you guys are seeing this so often.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Also, that photographer Terry Richardson is facing a lawsuit with
this model who claims he raped her on camera and
sold at his art And then you were featured in
a photo with that one model that the Daily Mail
posted an article Did you date that model? You know her?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah? That was my ex fiance?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh wow, you still talk to her? No? Well, okay?
Then ed finally wrapping up our legal segment for today,
and this is the real old people drama. Senior citizens
and music icons Hall and Oates are involved in a
bitter lawsuit and one of them just got a restraining
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order against the other. But it's all murky because we
don't really know what's going on. We don't know what
the lawsuit's about.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Well, I think it's about the fact that they can't
play the songs that they did together in concert without
the other. For some of the songs, I think Darryl
Hall performs out a lot, and I think maybe John
Oates is pissed because he's doing holl And Oates songs
and he's not getting a piece, so he's put a
restraining order against his portion of the music, especially when
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he wrote the songs. Who fucking knows. But it's just
so weird because these guys have got to be what
in their late sixties.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I mean or older.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, maybe older, you're right, because I mean they were
they had hits when we were Hell, you were probably
five when they had hits. I mean, they've been around
since the seventies. I think they're still the greatest selling
duo of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
All Right, onto some wackier news. There was this rumor
floating around that Vander Pump Rules alum Rachel Levis was
dating Dave Portinoy, that guy from Barstool Sports, and he
released a statement that was I'm not easily shocked, but
(29:14):
this really left the bad taste in my mouth. He
gave a statement to The New York Post saying, I
can confirm I've never met that trash bag in my life,
and it's wildly insulting to even be mentioned in the
same sentence as her.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That's rude. I know, it's a fucking television show.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
He's up, bro, I know, is that any way to talk?
I know, what an asshole? I mean, maybe that's his brand.
I don't really know him too much, but.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yes, he's very outspoken. He goes and eats pizza.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I don't know, it's it's just rude, all right, Wrapping
things up. Some TV news. Also, Bobby Burke from Queer
Eye has been fired. He's the design guy on the
Netflix show. But honestly, I'm surprised that show is even
still on because Netflix usually doesn't do shows for many seasons,
and their Queer Eye reboot has been around for a
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long time. Apparently, he just hated doing the show and
there were friction. There was friction with some of the
other Queer Eyes, so they're now looking for a new
design Dude. And a quick thank you to some of
our Patreon supporters who gave topic suggestions today. Thank you
to Ashley Loftis, Don't Karen Off, Jackie, Jacqueline, Joe Nugget,
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Joe Buckley, l n RS. And finally, for the first
time since moving to Hawaii, Britney Spears's sons, Jaden seventeen
years old and Sean eighteen years old have been spotted
by the paparazzi in what I think am deducing guessing
(30:49):
was pretty clearly a staged paparazzi moment where you know,
Kevin Federlin's getting the cash for that, but hey, you know,
at least they're making a living. He's making a lit
think somehow, what else is he gonna do? And apparently
Brittany is close to finally settling her divorce from Sam
Ascari and actually no news is good news. Things have
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been pretty quiet on the Brittany front. I think that's
a good thing. That's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Nothing makes me happier than no Britney stories.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah, and also similarly, I think somebody on our Patreon
asked about her. We've not heard a peep anything about
Wendy Williams in a while. I would like to think
that that's a positive development. Also, and hopefully, you know,
she's focusing on her health and getting better. So positive
vibes to Brittany and Wendy Williams. Let's take a couple
(31:38):
of calls.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Hey, Sarah, New York, I'm calling about matt Rice Booker.
The skuy is funny on TikTok. He's very good at
like crowd work, very quick, and that translates really well
for TikTok. It doesn't translate for a comedy special. Just
was not a funny special. I do believe you can
joke about anything, any topic at all, but it only
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works if it's funny. That's the only way you can
do it. And the truth is, you can tell when
someone is making a joke that they think people will
laugh at and that they really think it's funny, when
they're just trying to be inflammatory for the sake of
being inflammatory. And that's what the domestic violence joke was,
and that's why I think it puts so many people off.
It was just stupid.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
It's just a bad We spoke about Matt Rife on
the Patreon Show. If you didn't listen to that, check
it out.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I agree with all of that. I think you can
be really good at one thing. It doesn't make you
great at another thing, meaning crowd work and stand up.
They're actually two different things. They're part of stand up,
but supposedly he's pretty good at the crowd work part
of it. And sometimes you try to work things out.
There's topics that you don't want to broach unless you're
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really good at stand up, because if you're off at all,
especially with things like domestic violence, you're just gonna look
like an ass. And that sounds like what's happened because
we got the same call. I can't tell you how
many times so many people were like this special stinks.
I loved him, and maybe there'll be more messages here.
I don't know how many we'll get to, but over
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and over, So thank you guys for all kind of
catching me up.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
I mentioned that that's what he predominantly posts on social
media's crowd work stuff, and you said that's because he
doesn't want to show his material.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Well, it sounds like his material suck. I mean, from
what I could deduce from all of these freaking calls.
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Hi, it's Alex from Alabama and the Patreon supporter just
wanted to throw in my two cents that nobody asked
for about the Matt Rice thing.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Come.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I was semi interested in him originally.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
He got very famous. A lot of the videos that
he posts.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
On social media are him doing crowd work.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
There you go, and his crowd work is great, like
he's super witty, very fast and catches.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
On really quick.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
But the Netflix special itself, because those are.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Just not funny.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Listen, there are big commit out there that are good,
that have a really good act and they've crafted it
for years and they go into their second or third
special and you're like, this sucks. I'm thinking of this
one comedian that I don't want to mention her name,
but I really I have mentioned her name before, but
I really loved her come up and I loved how
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great she was. And then she did a Netflix special
and everybody, oh, she's got the special and it was
fucking terrible, Like I can't tell you how bad and
how flat, and it was sort of the beginning of
her decline. You know, you got to continuously do that work,
and you got to continuously get out there on the
road and work it and craft that material before you
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take the Netflix money. Because this guy, this guy sounds
like he's toast already like no one wants to touch
him anymore because it's it's not a good special, it's
a bad first look. You know, you don't get a
second look in comedy. Too often people decide you're funny
or you're not funny.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Appreciate all your calls, Appreciate your support. See some of
you on Thursday, hopefully some new ones. If not, see
y'all next Monday. Have a wonderful week, everybody
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Take our guys
From Los Angeles, one and only world famous Perez Hilton.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the php on booker. That
is Perez. What is doing well?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
We have a lot of variety to get to today,
which I love. We're talking beyond. We're getting into Brad Pitt,
which a lot of us older people still care about.
We have some Paris Hilton. I know. Actually I love
old people drama, and we will be getting into more
(00:45):
old people drama later on in this show. I'm saving
the old people drama towards the end because you know,
it's maybe not as sexy, but also because some of
our Patreon supporters want. We're talking more Bravo celebrities today,
specifically some vander pump Rules grossness. Really I'm shocked, and
(01:06):
also Kim Zosiak, your favorite Bravo celebrity. But first, I
am so thankful that we had an extended break because
while I didn't catch up on sleep, I am fully
caught up with work and it feels like a huge
weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Not to burst your bubble, but here comes Award Season.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh it's all good. I'm back on. I'm back on,
and it's like at least. I'm caught up with work
and tomorrow I'm going to the gym. I just know it.
It's happening. And I did nothing all of Thanksgiving break
except for one night. I went with my kids to
go see Ricky Martin and Rique Iglesias and Pitbull, and
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I unfortunately missed Enrique iglissiad damn it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I was dying to hear how he was well.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Actually, after the fact, when I got home, I did
some googling and I found out that he announced his retirement,
not his retirement from touring, but I saw an announcement
that he said that he's going to stop making msing.
I hope it's not because of all of the negative
attention that he's been getting. And then actually last night
(02:19):
I saw this one video of Enriqueglesias from the nineties,
From the nineties, from the very beginning of his career,
and back then he was already plagued with these rumors
that he couldn't sing. So you know what he did?
Do you remember this? Huh? I have to send you
the clip. He went on the Howard Stern Show and
(02:43):
had this musician with him and decided to perform acoustically.
And he sounded like shit.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Really to try to prove that he could sing. And
the funniest thing was Howard is like he could really sing. Wow,
he could really and he sounded so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't recall that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's from the nineties. I could tell by how young
he looked. Anyways, I think his fans don't give a
shit if he sounds great or not. It's about the songs.
Like Selena Gomez, is she the best vocalist? No, but
I love her music. She's got so many bops and
it is what it is. And I am bummed. I
missed pit Bull because he brings the party every time.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, he's always a great show. It doesn't matter if
you like Pitbull or not well by the time you leave.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But Ricky was amazing. I think maybe last time I
saw him. This is just speculation, but I saw him
with Enrique two years ago. He might have been going
through some maritigal difficulties or I don't know, but he
felt lighter, he felt brighter. He just he brought it
on a whole other level. I love Ricky always will.
Did you get up to anything fun over the Thanksgiving break?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I got up about five pounds at least I've shoveled
everything into my mouth. Yesterday was Calvin's birthday, so I
had another pasta night on top of Thanksgiving, which was
five days of you know, I was off all week
from the radio, so I have drank every day and
just had the time of my life. And we were
off for a nice stretch. So I made pasta last
night and it was like a Bolognietes but with turkey,
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and it just took all day to make it, but
it was so yummy and great and it's, you know,
birthday cake after Thanksgiving pie. I need to run to
work today.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I did a little drinking too. I'm not even a
big drinker, but what I am is the kind of
person if somebody mails me something, if you send me stuff,
I'm not gonna throw it away. I'm not gonna gift
it to somebody else. I'm gonna hold on to it
and I'm gonna have it. So this company here in Vegas,
they make these margaritas in a can. They sent me
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a six pack of margaritas in a can, and I
enjoyed all six of those margaritas in a can.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I didn't even tease this because it's not a big name,
but I love when there's a juicy story. So today's
show is gonna be great, I'm telling you, and we're
starting off with Beyond. I'm surprised that this didn't get
more attention, or at least I don't think it did.
But Beyonce had the premiere this weekend for her new
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docu film that comes out soon. Unlike the Taylor Swift one,
which was just a straight up concert movie, the Beyonce
one also features a lot of behind the scenes footage,
and at the premiere were her bandmates in Destiny's Child,
but not just Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. The other
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two chicks that were kicked out of Destiny's Child also
showed up too.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't hear that either.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Maybe because it was a Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's what I was gonna say. Nobody was working and
everybody kind of shuts it down. So that's not like
earth shattering news, but it would have been no if
everybody was at the office so or you.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Know, working exactly. It did get around. I saw, you know,
attention for the premiere. You mainly just focused on what
Beyonce wore. But I didn't see a lot of people
talking about the fact that the old the previous two
Destiny's Child members were there.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I wonder if we can read into that, Like what
if there's like a mega Destiny's Child with like the
old two and the three recent ones.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, that would be interesting, I mean, but but not
really because nobody really cares about the other two really
because they were just around for like a hot second.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Like a part of the tour where they you know,
where they just come out. I don't mean, like, you know,
they should focus it around them, but if they, you know,
cause you know, Beyonce's probably not going to get back
together with them anyhow to do a whole thing. So
I mean, maybe just part of her tour, you know,
Beyonce featuring Destiny's Child or something, and then you know,
she throws them a bone as well.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Should do that.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That would be awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Then it makes splitting up the fees a lot easier cleaner.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, you guys get one percent. Yeah, let's say it's
ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, and that one percent would still be a lot
of me a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, I would take it one percent split over four
people too.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Also, people are not talking about this because maybe they're
not aware. But I read that Beyonce being the diva it.
I mean, I don't understand this.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I have confirmation of what you're about to say is true.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I might dismiss it as being a diva, but I
just don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
It's easy to understand.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh, let me let me tell eybody what happened. Beyonce
had a premiere for her new docu film and she
didn't fucking do the red carpet. She did take photos
afterwards with her personal photographer, but she totally skipped the
fucking red carpet with photographers, with videographers, with journalists. She'd
I don't get it. Why.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's even better than that. It was a silver carpet,
by the way, but it's even better than that. She
did do the carpet. She did do it with her photographer.
I mean they shut it down to what I said, Yeah,
but they shut it down, kicked everyone out, and then
she did it. That takes it to the next level.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's awful.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's like we're done, good night, everybody, everybody clears up.
Then she did the carpet. So the pictures of her
are from the carpet. It's not like from her elsewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, I know, I knew that. Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Why she's a diva. She's got her perfect angle. No
one can shoot her except for her photographer. She puts
out the pictures on her own Instagram. It is ultimate
diva like non likable behavior. It is because you look
at like a Taylor Swift who does the grove, who
shows up three hours before and takes selfies with thousands
of people, and it is like very much with the people.
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The juxtaposition of that versus you know, Beyonce, I'm not
even gonna do the carpet with you, hasn't photographers. I'm
just gonna have mine.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It almost feels unfair to compare Taylor Swift to anybody
because she's the gold standard and in a league of
her own. Really, if you're.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Looking at peers, she's a peer, and just seeing how
two separate peers handle the same sort of situation is interesting,
that's all. It doesn't mean anything, but it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like Madonna, like who is even more image conscious because
she's older, so you know, she filters the fuck out
of everything. And would Madonna do something like that? I
don't know. It's like people showed up for your premiere
for you, and then you don't even fucking do the car.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Donna loved the attention, She loved the chaos, she loved
the pandemonium around her. No way she would have done that.
I just don't see it.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It left the real bad taste in my mouth. On
the flip side, just universally adored. I don't think anybody
could have a negative thing to say about her. It
made me very happy to see that. Over the Thanksgiving break,
Dolly Parton was getting a lot of attention for her
Thanksgiving halftime show performance for the Dallas Cowboys game. She
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had on a nude body suit. On top of that,
she was dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, so she wasn't,
you know, really bearing her mid riff, but she could have.
You know, she's got a banging body for seventy eight.
I think she is, yeah, and I love her, although
I was I was a little bit scared though there
were she was like holding on to that star for
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dear life, and like wearing those hooker heels. I'm like,
maybe time to retire the hooker heels. Dolly, like maybe
some sensible shoes that seventy eight might be a good idea.
Also trending that day for a halftime show performance was
Jack Harlowe. I think it was in Detroit. That was
a Thursday game, right.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, Detroit did play on Thanksgiving. Yeah, and they laid
an egg by the way.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah. So people were criticizing him because it looked like
his set was low budget, But I'm like, he's not
paying for that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And it's not the super Bowl. It's Thanksgiving, and there's
always some crappy act and I shouldn't say crappy. Jack
Harlow's awesome. I mean, over the years, I remember Sheryl
Crowe doing it, I remember Creed doing it. There's just
no frills. It's like they actually puts you out there
with a microphone in a stage and they shoot it
and it looks terrible, like they put nothing into it.
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I kind of feel that in like twenty years into
the NFL, it'll be more production around it, and we'll
look back at this like I look back at the
seventies when there was a car parked in the end zone.
It'll feel the same.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But to his credit, and I would say, I like
Jack Carlow but I'm not a Jack Carlow fan. Right.
He was one hundred percent live, and that means more
to me than anything. Actually, because a lot of rappers,
hip hop acts are all artists. Pop hip hop doesn't matter,
but a lot of rappers they are live over a
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super heavy backing track. And I didn't think I even
heard a fucking backing track. It was just Jack Harlow,
And I'm like, kudos to him, like props. That was awesome,
all right. I did not expect this story to get
the reaction that it did, but boy, when I posted
it yesterday, it popped off on my social media. The
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story is this. We all know Amber Rose. She is
Kanye West X. She also is the baby mama of
Whiz Khalifa's son. She also had a child with Cher's
new boyfriend, and she does other things as well. But
while she was being interviewed, she revealed on a podcast
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that her kids, even her four year old, drink coffee daily.
And I'm not just talking about like a sip of
her cup. She specified they drink their own coffee and
not like a kid size, like a regular cup of coffee.
And that really divided people, and they just got me
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thinking like you know, I would imagine that pediatricians would
probably advise against giving a four year old a daily
eight douns cup of coffee.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I don't know if you compare it to a soda well,
that's what I was about to say. Even some of
these juice box strengths riddled with sugar, and god knows
what they put in those things. I can't even understand
why this is even a debate with people. But if
you really think it through, it's just a bean. It's
a bean that's grown from the ground. I mean, with
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water port over it.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I don't let my kids drink soda in my house,
but I do let them when we're out and about,
like at a restaurant or some special occasion, which I
think is teaching them the concept of moderation, which I'm
all for. But just to play Devil's advocate, Okay, at
some point authorities might or should probably intervene. For example,
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back to the soda thing. Let's say you're eight year
old weighs three hundred pounds. I believe at that point
the government should step in and take that child or
like help that parent better, because an eight year old
should not be three hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Well, I mean it could be a thyroid condition too,
if it's not, if you're just saying there shoveling the
wrong kind of crap, and.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah, if you're drinking you know, five leaders of coke
every day and eating just the worst things, you know,
like and then like on the flip side, it's like,
all right, find maybe one couple of coffees a day.
But what do you do if like a parent just
lets their kid do whatever they want and they're drinking
ten cups of coffee a day.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a parent,
and if people want a parent that way, I feel
badly for the uh subject being raised.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I just would never give my kids coffee. I've given
them zips. I would give them SIPs. That's totally fine.
I mean maybe like when they're teenagers, but when they're
so young, it's just like, I don't get it. But
whatever makes you happy, all right. Congratulations to Kim Zulziak
and Kroy Beerman. The two of them just celebrated their
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twelfth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
A one of these days they want to learn who
they are.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
She was a very famous housewife for a long time.
She was on Real House.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's famous.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
She was in the Bravo universe.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
In the Bravo Universe, there go us non watchers. I
have no idea who these two people are. I mentioned
them every week. I could not pick them out of
a lineup.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You know. That was a week ago, right. Then a
few days later, Thanksgiving week, the police were called to
their house again, and even worse, one of their young
children was the person that called nine one one Ah.
That sucks, yeah, I mean apparently there were no signs
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of domestic violence. They just were screaming and getting extremely
verbal and unpleasant with each other. And they have these
three or four really young children, like eight, nine, ten
around there in their house. It's just it's sad, unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
When that's the only way you could communicate with another person,
it just doesn't work. Do you get two people that
are like that? On top of it, it's a toxic situation.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
They have a twelve year old and eleven year old
and nine year old twins.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, and they're all going to behave that way when
they grow up as well, because that's what they saw.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Actually, this could probably be a big deterrent for them
to be on their best behavior. But after a certain point,
I think that they should start getting charged for having
the police go out to their house so much.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Don't they do that?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
They do? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Look, if the police come to your house and respond
to an alarm going off, you have to pay for that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
But that's not an alarm going off. It's a different situation.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I mean, it's the same thing in theory. Look, if
an ambulance shows up at your house, you're getting a bill.
So I gotta think it's the same thing. I don't know.
I mean, maybe it just depends on where you live.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
The other argument could be made that, you know, it's
their responsibility to try and protect people from violence. So
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
They're just so messy, I say charge them.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Speaking of messy. Over the Thanksgiving break, an old post
that Brad Pitt's son made on social media went viral. Packs,
who's now nine teen years old, had posted something back
in twenty twenty when he was just sixteen. And this
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is really interesting, like why now, Like why did this
leak now three years later or three and a half
years later? He posted it Father's Day twenty twenty. Clearly,
I feel like this was a strategic attempt to hurt
Brad Pitt. You would think from Team Angelina Joe Lee
(17:28):
for some reason. But let me read you the poet
I don't even care. Honestly, it just called him the
worst father in the world. I'll read it. He said,
Happy Father's Day to this world class asshole. You time
and time and again prove yourself to be a terrible
and despicable person. You have no consideration or empathy toward
your four youngest children, who tremble in fear when in
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your presence. You will never understand the damage you have
done to my family because you are incapable of doing so.
You have made the lives of those closest to me
a constant hell. You may tell yourself in the world
whatever you want, but the truth will come to light someday.
So Happy Father's Day, you fucking awful human being.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
That's a very put together rant for a sixteen year old. God,
that almost seems like there is an assist from an adult.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Oh okay, yeah, I'm like, that's intense. But I wonder
if you're sixteen and you have much younger siblings, because
he was older by maybe like six years. I think
if I remember correctly, I would think it's totally possible
for you to be going through and having a very
different experience of your mother and father than your younger
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siblings are. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Wh I find that in general with any person. I mean,
one person's experience to anything could be totally different to another's.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Even if you live in the same house.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, if you look at coaching for an athlete versus
other athletes that you've treated the same, or teachers, you
know that teacher treated me like shit, where other people
would say that teacher was just tough. It's perspective. It
just is. So it's awful that that their social media
and their family businesses aired out. But isn't that crazy
that a kid hates their parent. No think, I think
(19:18):
parents go through that every day. It just sucks. It's
on social media.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I feel like, you know, I'm it's gonna it's coming soon.
My son's about to turn to leavin, you know, and uh,
he's been an angel so far. But I don't know,
especially boys.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Now, boys are the easiest. I think girls hate you
for no reason. Girls and moms and daughters, they got
this thing. I don't know what it is, but you
see it time and time again, and they go through
different ebbs and flows. But I don't know guys with
their dads it has it's usually reactive, you know what
I mean? And I don't know. I'm not seeing anything
that you've done to your kid that's gonna make him
(19:55):
like pissed.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
All right, Well, I've got some juicy topics that I'm
saving for the podcast on Thursday, or for our Patreon
exclusive show, things that I don't want to talk about
getting out there.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Let me just put this on time out for just
one second, So Perez, if you're not a Patreon follower, Perez,
on our last episode before Thanksgiving, in my opinion, gave
one of the best stories that's he's ever given and
unloaded on a specific celebrity where I was astounded and
shocked and loved every second of it. And I almost
(20:33):
thought about, maybe we should put a tease out else exactly.
You gotta subscribe to hear it. It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Well, and you know, on Thursday's show, I'm talking about
two very different things. One I'm just nervous for two
very different reasons. I don't want to talk about it publicly,
so in our safe Patreon Bubba, we will discuss these
two very interesting, juicy stories on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And I know a lot of you are pissed right now,
but I gotta be honest. There's a lot of rats
among us here, and I'm not saying you are listening,
but there's a couple of rats that let things go
out there for the world to hear. And Patreon is
are safe zone. We say whatever the fuck we want there.
It's great.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton. Congratulations to Paris Hilton.
She announced over the Thanksgiving break that she welcomed her
second child into the world, a baby girl named London London. Yeah,
Paris has a Phoenix that's her son, and now she's
(21:37):
got a London London. Okay, and congratulations to her surrogate
as well. Paris claims that her fear of giving birth
herself is what informed her decision to use a surrogate.
I think she just didn't want to get fat. I mean,
(21:57):
I don't say that as a bad thing, Like if
you don't want to have a child yourself and want
a surrogate to carry your baby because you don't want
to get fat, then okay, whatever. I respect that but
what do you mean.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Get fat just from the actual baby being in you.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Well, some women speculate that like once you have a child,
like it changes your body forever, and your hormones and
this and that and the other, and it's hard to
stay thin. And you know, she's so image conscious that
it would make sense that she wants to maintain that.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I think it's each his own.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
No, I'm not. I'm not criticizing it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm just saying there might be an element yeah, truth
to all of this, of course. Yeah, I'll let you speculate.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Speaking of Paris Hilton, on our Patreon show, we discussed
Kim Kardashian and this new movie that she's producing. Well,
I have an update on that. She's just sold the film,
a comedy, to Netflix. So Kim's doing very well for
herself on the acting and producing front.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Congratulations for eight and twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
It doesn't matter. I would fucking do a movie for
free on Netflix. The exposure that gives you. And you
know she knows.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It's all about just that headline. As I said, I'm
sure they didn't give her a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, it doesn't matter. You're one hundred percent right. It
does not matter. It's about the headline and the optics.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
And especially because Netflix is an audience that she's not
tapped into. She's on Hulu, so doing something with Netflix
is really smart strategic for her.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I would say, if it's good, if it's not, it'll
be a fart in the wind. No one will care.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Speaking of Kim, her daughter was very much prominently featured
on the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu,
and people were really attacking this fucking ten year old kid.
It's just crazy to me. It all stemmed from what
happened on the episode. It was the met Gala episode
(23:48):
in Northwest is a very vocal ten year old. She's
definitely Kanye's daughter. I think we should be celebrating kids
being outspoken. And then obviously we saw this one moment
where Kim is trying to teach North that you can
be outspoken and share your truthful feelings without being hurtful.
You know, that's a lesson that I've learned and that
(24:09):
I've tried. I tried to impart with my kids even
amongst each other, like how they talk to each other.
It's important, but you know, it's not that deep. She's
fucking talking about stupid clothes, like silly fashion.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
With that being mean, I'll just say this, I love that.
That's the kid that she got.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well. She did say on the show a couple of
weeks ago that she prefers living or staying with her dad,
and as a result of that, Kanye decided that he
wanted to spend some one on one time with North,
so he took her on a trip to the Middle
East to Dubai and I believe Abu Dhabi as well.
(24:46):
And that's where the reports that Kanye and his wife
had broken up came from, because she went to Australia,
where she's from, to go visit her family.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
She doesn't want to be near that kid kid and
it's Thanksgiving too.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
No, that's only because Kanye told her that it was
just a father daughter trip.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I believe that.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
And they're now back together. So Kanye and his wife
are a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Thank God.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Some unfortunate news with Tiffany Hattish to get to in
a second. On Black Friday, Tiffany Hattish, the actress and comedian,
was arrested for duy. She was found in Beverly Hills
asleep at the wheel of her car at around five
(25:38):
forty five am. This just a year and some change
after she was arrested for DUI in Georgia. Well, that
trial actually hasn't started yet. She hasn't agreed to a
plea deal. We don't know the outcome of that yet.
But if in that situation she's found guilty or you know,
(26:01):
agrees to plead guilty or whatever, I don't know. Two
dui rs within two years, I think her license should
be taken away for at least five years or something.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's a big red flag.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I mean, I hope she gets help, but I'm just
glad nobody was hurt.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I just don't understand driving anywhere when you got that
kind of money, you know what I mean. It's you know,
not like she lives one hundred miles from anything.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Awful, awful, awful. In more legal news, Jamie Fox has
been accused of sexually assaulting a woman in twenty fifteen.
He's denying that. Axel Rose also has been accused as
sexual assault in a new lawsuit. Cuba Gooding Junior has
been accused of sexual assault and two new lawsuits. Diddy
(26:47):
has been accused of rape in two more lawsuits like
what happened over Thanksgiving break.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's the New York Statute of Limitations is the law
has changed and you have to have everything filed by
for the end of this year. The length of time
that you can allege something is now officially going to change.
So if anybody's ever thought about chasing someone, they have
to kind of do it now if it's from I
(27:13):
forget what the ten years plus or seven years plus,
whatever the number is. But that's what's happening and that's
why you guys are seeing this so often.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Also, that photographer Terry Richardson is facing a lawsuit with
this model who claims he raped her on camera and
sold at his art And then you were featured in
a photo with that one model that the Daily Mail
posted an article Did you date that model? You know her?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah? That was my ex fiance?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh wow, you still talk to her? No? Well, okay?
Then ed finally wrapping up our legal segment for today,
and this is the real old people drama. Senior citizens
and music icons Hall and Oates are involved in a
bitter lawsuit and one of them just got a restraining
(28:03):
order against the other. But it's all murky because we
don't really know what's going on. We don't know what
the lawsuit's about.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Well, I think it's about the fact that they can't
play the songs that they did together in concert without
the other. For some of the songs, I think Darryl
Hall performs out a lot, and I think maybe John
Oates is pissed because he's doing holl And Oates songs
and he's not getting a piece, so he's put a
restraining order against his portion of the music, especially when
(28:33):
he wrote the songs. Who fucking knows. But it's just
so weird because these guys have got to be what
in their late sixties.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I mean or older.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, maybe older, you're right, because I mean they were
they had hits when we were Hell, you were probably
five when they had hits. I mean, they've been around
since the seventies. I think they're still the greatest selling
duo of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
All Right, onto some wackier news. There was this rumor
floating around that Vander Pump Rules alum Rachel Levis was
dating Dave Portinoy, that guy from Barstool Sports, and he
released a statement that was I'm not easily shocked, but
(29:14):
this really left the bad taste in my mouth. He
gave a statement to The New York Post saying, I
can confirm I've never met that trash bag in my life,
and it's wildly insulting to even be mentioned in the
same sentence as her.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That's rude. I know, it's a fucking television show.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
He's up, bro, I know, is that any way to talk?
I know, what an asshole? I mean, maybe that's his brand.
I don't really know him too much, but.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yes, he's very outspoken. He goes and eats pizza.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I don't know, it's it's just rude, all right, Wrapping
things up. Some TV news. Also, Bobby Burke from Queer
Eye has been fired. He's the design guy on the
Netflix show. But honestly, I'm surprised that show is even
still on because Netflix usually doesn't do shows for many seasons,
and their Queer Eye reboot has been around for a
(30:05):
long time. Apparently, he just hated doing the show and
there were friction. There was friction with some of the
other Queer Eyes, so they're now looking for a new
design Dude. And a quick thank you to some of
our Patreon supporters who gave topic suggestions today. Thank you
to Ashley Loftis, Don't Karen Off, Jackie, Jacqueline, Joe Nugget,
(30:27):
Joe Buckley, l n RS. And finally, for the first
time since moving to Hawaii, Britney Spears's sons, Jaden seventeen
years old and Sean eighteen years old have been spotted
by the paparazzi in what I think am deducing guessing
(30:49):
was pretty clearly a staged paparazzi moment where you know,
Kevin Federlin's getting the cash for that, but hey, you know,
at least they're making a living. He's making a lit
think somehow, what else is he gonna do? And apparently
Brittany is close to finally settling her divorce from Sam
Ascari and actually no news is good news. Things have
(31:10):
been pretty quiet on the Brittany front. I think that's
a good thing. That's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Nothing makes me happier than no Britney stories.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah, and also similarly, I think somebody on our Patreon
asked about her. We've not heard a peep anything about
Wendy Williams in a while. I would like to think
that that's a positive development. Also, and hopefully, you know,
she's focusing on her health and getting better. So positive
vibes to Brittany and Wendy Williams. Let's take a couple
(31:38):
of calls.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Hey, Sarah, New York, I'm calling about matt Rice Booker.
The skuy is funny on TikTok. He's very good at
like crowd work, very quick, and that translates really well
for TikTok. It doesn't translate for a comedy special. Just
was not a funny special. I do believe you can
joke about anything, any topic at all, but it only
(31:59):
works if it's funny. That's the only way you can
do it. And the truth is, you can tell when
someone is making a joke that they think people will
laugh at and that they really think it's funny, when
they're just trying to be inflammatory for the sake of
being inflammatory. And that's what the domestic violence joke was,
and that's why I think it puts so many people off.
It was just stupid.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
It's just a bad We spoke about Matt Rife on
the Patreon Show. If you didn't listen to that, check
it out.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I agree with all of that. I think you can
be really good at one thing. It doesn't make you
great at another thing, meaning crowd work and stand up.
They're actually two different things. They're part of stand up,
but supposedly he's pretty good at the crowd work part
of it. And sometimes you try to work things out.
There's topics that you don't want to broach unless you're
(32:47):
really good at stand up, because if you're off at all,
especially with things like domestic violence, you're just gonna look
like an ass. And that sounds like what's happened because
we got the same call. I can't tell you how
many times so many people were like this special stinks.
I loved him, and maybe there'll be more messages here.
I don't know how many we'll get to, but over
(33:08):
and over, So thank you guys for all kind of
catching me up.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
I mentioned that that's what he predominantly posts on social
media's crowd work stuff, and you said that's because he
doesn't want to show his material.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Well, it sounds like his material suck. I mean, from
what I could deduce from all of these freaking calls.
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Hi, it's Alex from Alabama and the Patreon supporter just
wanted to throw in my two cents that nobody asked
for about the Matt Rice thing.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Come.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I was semi interested in him originally.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
He got very famous. A lot of the videos that
he posts.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
On social media are him doing crowd work.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
There you go, and his crowd work is great, like
he's super witty, very fast and catches.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
On really quick.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
But the Netflix special itself, because those are.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Just not funny.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Listen, there are big commit out there that are good,
that have a really good act and they've crafted it
for years and they go into their second or third
special and you're like, this sucks. I'm thinking of this
one comedian that I don't want to mention her name,
but I really I have mentioned her name before, but
I really loved her come up and I loved how
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great she was. And then she did a Netflix special
and everybody, oh, she's got the special and it was
fucking terrible, Like I can't tell you how bad and
how flat, and it was sort of the beginning of
her decline. You know, you got to continuously do that work,
and you got to continuously get out there on the
road and work it and craft that material before you
(34:42):
take the Netflix money. Because this guy, this guy sounds
like he's toast already like no one wants to touch
him anymore because it's it's not a good special, it's
a bad first look. You know, you don't get a
second look in comedy. Too often people decide you're funny
or you're not funny.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Appreciate all your calls, Appreciate your support. See some of
you on Thursday, hopefully some new ones. If not, see
y'all next Monday. Have a wonderful week, everybody
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