The Pirate Preacher Sermons

In this episode, two lubbers stumble upon a campfire revival where the Pirate Preacher delivers a sermon under the night sky. His message, "Blood Moons 2025" captures their attention as he weaves celestial events—lunar eclipses, solar eclipses, and prophetic scripture—into a vivid call to prepare for Jesus’ return. With the shadow of savages closing in, the lubbers find themselves torn between fear and fascination, as the...

Is your church serving something sinister? In this episode, our two lubbers have stumbled upon the Pirate Preacher locked in a fiery debate with religious leaders in the bustling port of St. Augustine, Florida. Defending the Word of God as the ultimate authority on faith and life, the Pirate Preacher passionately refutes cultural reinterpretations of Scripture and challenges modern trends toward spiritual compromise.

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Marooned on a shoal with water in every direction, two desperate lubbers overhear a sermon drifting across the waves. The Pirate Preacher’s campfire message, "Catch Your Vision," speaks of receiving spiritual sight through prayer, gratitude, and faith-filled action. As the lubbers wrestle with their own uncertainty, the principles shared—drawn from scripture like 2 Kings 6:17 and Ephesians 1:18—offer a lifeline of hope and clarity....

Welcome to another episode of the Pirate Preacher, where tuning in is like eavesdropping on parishioners as they shuffle out of church—or down the dock—commenting on the pastor’s sermon.

Picture two opinionated lubbers perched dissecting the preacher's foredeck message with the flair of back-pew critics—armed with sharp jabs, hearty laughs, and just enough insight to keep things interesting.

In this episode, they wade through the ...

In this episode of The Pirate Preacher, two lubbers in Tortula offer their unsolicited, and highly entertaining, thoughts on the Pirate Preacher’s prayer for parents. Think of them as the type who slip out of church early to hit the grog shop, dissecting the sermon over a pint. With their usual blend of opinions and jabs, they critique the Pirate Preacher’s metaphors and salty wisdom. But don’t worry—between the laughs and eye roll...

In this episode of The Pirate Preacher, two lubbers loitering around the wharfs of Tortula gossip about the sermon, Jesus Speaks Peace to Us. Their banter feels like a back-pew critique session—full of salty jabs and opinions—but all tied to the pirate theme. They dissect the Pirate Preacher's metaphors and seafaring spin on scripture, adding their own twist to the discussion. By the end, the episode offers encouragement, leaving l...

7 Examples From the Bible of Those Who Received Proof of Answered Prayers BEFORE God Acted!

In this episode of The Pirate Preacher, two lubbers hanging around the alleyways of Tortula gossip about the sermon, Proof of Answered Prayers. Their chatter mirrors back-pew critiques—packed with salty opinions and jabs—as they poke fun at the Pirate Preacher’s metaphors and nautical spin on scripture. The pirate theme threads through their...

In this episode of The Pirate Preacher, two lubbers fresh off the ship in Nassau find themselves at a revival led by the Pirate Preacher. The sermon, Who Are Those Jesus Never Knew?, becomes the target of their spirited commentary. Much like back-pew critics, they toss out jabs and opinions, poking fun at the Pirate Preacher’s salty metaphors and seafaring style. But as the revival unfolds, their banter takes a surprising turn, end...

In this episode of The Pirate Preacher, two lubbers linger outside the Nassau jail, gossiping about the Pirate Preacher’s sermon, Healing and Rising from Davy Jones. Delivered to prisoners behind bars, the sermon stirs plenty of salty critiques from the pair, who jest about the Pirate Preacher’s metaphors and his nautical spin on scripture. Their banter is sharp but not without humor, reflecting the familiar back-pew commentary. Ye...

In this episode of The Pirate Preacher, two shipwrecked lubbers stranded on a reef amidst the Devil's Backbone off Eleuthera island, in the Bahamas share their thoughts on the sermon, Grab's God's Promises. Stranded and salty in more ways than one, they critique the Pirate Preacher’s metaphors and seafaring sayings with the sharp wit of back-pew commentators. Despite their jabs and grumbling, the storm-tossed setting an...