300th Episode Special | WE ARE PLUNGAAAAAA | Episode #300 - The Plunge

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Did you really? Spent $800. On what?
You anxiety booked a separate room? Yeah, no, no. Wait, for the one night?
No, no, no. An anxiety booked. For the two nights that we were there.
We walked into our hotel in New York and we're like, we walked into our room
in New York and we said, I said, fuck no. Why?
What was wrong with it? I would show you pictures, but. Describe it.

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This is an audio medium. Are you familiar with the podcast? You walk in and
you look at one wall, it's just all graffiti.
Oh, damn. What if that was the theme? What if you stayed at like a themed hotel?
Like a niche street art, yeah.
Taste of the city. But we all know Dave. Dave would have stayed there. Brooklyn.
Dave would have stayed there and tried to fuck one of the locals.
I'll do anything for a story.
And I said no, so I just booked us a nice Hilton in the downtown Brooklyn area.

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Nice. You said the downtown metropolitan area. No, downtown Brooklyn.
800 for two nights? 800 for two nights.
Did you get two beds? For two people? I did get two beds. Get one bed.
No, it was for me and Dave. Yeah.
I'm familiar. One bed, two beds. That's what makes a difference.
Hey, to be fair, we can't talk. Big Mike got us a two-bedroom room.
We could have snuggled up. Listen, Big Mike has gotten me and Brian a room before.

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Big Mike has hooked us up. No, I'm saying like, we only need the one bed. We're close.
Shout out Big Mike's hotel rewards. It always comes in clutch.
Me and Brian are stranded.
Me and Brian's stranded in the middle of Idaho. It's like 1 a.m. in Idaho. Big Mike.
Whatever you need, Big Mike is there. Big Mike's got the juice.
I bet he's a platinum Marriott. Oh, he's gold. what's beyond platform 300 I

(01:32):
took the plunge this is plunger.
Music.

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Hey, Stu, do you mind? Yeah, quiet on set. Hey, do you want to do the intro?
No, I don't want to. Can you try? No, I'm not doing that. Please.
It's all fucking you, buddy. I don't even know it. No, no, no, no, no.
You do know it. You listen. You know it. You fucking edited it for however many episodes. 31 weeks.
How long ago was that, Hunter? The majority of the year. Hunter,
I think that was in 2017. It hasn't changed. It doesn't mean I remember it.

(02:29):
Give it a shot. No, I don't even know how to start. I'll repeat after me.
Okay what's up guys not doing
it no welcome to the plunge today's day joining me as
always my lovely husband riley t say what's up dude this
is plunger and for episode
300 300 300 three
stacks three stacks we got put it on red and

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put it on red we got put it on red hunt we got silly brain
and will we got nikki smooches we got
sb dubs sb dubs slurpee b
slurpee b i always say brian we have
a returning
guest fable by many not believed to the centennial this it's the great the great

(03:17):
centennial it is the great centennial it's been a hundred weeks since you last
heard his voice it's got to be more than 100 weeks and there it is last actually
we did like it We had like a month where we did two a week. We're a little off.
It's fine. It's about cruising nowadays. Yeah.
It's too many. It's been 100 weeks. No, it's been 90. Riley edits them all,
and they're longer than an hour and 30. Is that how this is?

(03:39):
Yeah, but we don't fuck up anymore.
Good. Nice. Do we go back to editing? Did we introduce him yet?
It's Stu. The OG producer. It's Drew York. I'm not Drew York. I'm not Drew York.
Music.
I don't know if that's the word. I think you're close. Come.

(04:01):
Welcome, Stu. Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. I was talking to Nick about
this. I don't know who I was talking to earlier. Not me.
Joe, I was talking to Bin Bin. Rare Bin Bin occurrence today.
You were talking to him? Yeah, I drove him home from Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
Oh, what a boy. He hit me up and he went, you're my last chance.
I want you to know he didn't even hit me up. He didn't text me either. so

(04:23):
i don't think you're definitely not his last i
don't think i was his last chance but he hits me up and he's like hey
man i need a ride home are you out of
work in me i left work early today to watch basketball
and chill and as i just sat down joe's like hey man need a ride so i drove bin
bin home and i was like listen it's the centennial stew today it's like a fucking

(04:46):
solar eclipse like it's like the centennial stew with my presence i think we've
been building on it for three months.
I said to Joe though, I was like, every time a centennial stook happens,
we probably have a whole new batch of listeners.
Who have no idea. It's probably entirely recycled. No idea who I am.
Which makes it even funnier because the group who knew about the 200th centennial, no idea now.

(05:10):
The 300th, and when we get to four, whole new batch. Yeah. It's gonna be the
best. People are gonna be like. You're an enigma.
Hey, that's what I am. Yeah. The thing is like, you'll
still come up i feel like i don't know once every
six weeks probably there's a there's a good yeah stew
sent us this thing stew sent us this and then random text

(05:30):
message stew sends things yeah two cents person is like the i just said this
earlier but it's like the uh the once time in hollywood though and people are
like i know him i know him and it comes to this week and People who have no
idea who you are Like oh it's new,
He's new to like podcasting Part of the show but we've known you for I was sitting

(05:54):
behind The computer When y'all were just sitting on Davis' couch Well the thing with Stu is.
Stu's a Stu's a real throw The build up for the first centennial It was unlike
because Stu You guys might not even know this Stu's original role He would edit
and then we would speak to him.

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To have him in post-production add something, he would get to the point where
we would make him have to talk, but he wouldn't. He was like our force of journey.
He never said a word. So he would start adding Google Voice things,
make Stu that does not agree, and throw that in.
I remember that. So the first Centennial, Stu, he had left the show after episode
31 or something. I sat there.

(06:38):
I sat there. I sat there. I was like, I'm not doing this.
But, yeah, you kind of got fired. it was a it was a it was
a mutual it was a mutual agreement wasn't you
it was a mutual agreement i was like hey man show
up it was an amicable party yeah it was kind of me
going hey man i can't wait four days for you to edit
this i could just do this three hours yeah and

(06:58):
you going i don't have to do this and i went i agree let's
let's i will take this because we're still
friends today this is true and they say never mix friends
with business or friends with business and pleasure how does
it feel to have nurtured this 300 episode
child what's going through your head I just kind of do it he tells me a date

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and I'm like fuck Stu does respect the centennial two years ago I'm just saying
whenever he brings it up I don't know when the episode comes up just every two
years I just get a random text message saying hey Wednesday.
Plus 200 is that like the last text you have between each other.
It's just like two years ago.

(07:43):
It's just two year gaps. Yeah, we're doing the pie. We need John.
Lunch 300, separate line. He knows his contract.
His contract is it's not to be breached, but it's very loose term.
It's like Sony with the Spider-Man movies.
Stew's our Tom Holland. There you go. He was a main voice on the Patreon for
a hot second. Stewie? Bonk people with a stick.

(08:07):
He was a monk. What was your name? I have a fucking idea. Oh,
Punches and Dragons. I forgot about that. Punches and Dragons.
Couldn't tell you the name. That's right.
Do you know the name? Yeah, your name was... I can find this.
Randall. Randall? Yeah, wasn't it like Randall? I think it was Randall.
It was like Randall something. Yeah, you were like... How creatives do. Yeah.
With the stick, you wanted a stick only. I remember you were like,

(08:29):
yeah, I just want a stick. So I could beat people with it. We're like,
okay, you can have a stick.
He got flying boots and then Colford took his flying boots one day and that
was really the end of the show. No, that's what happened. I rolled a D100 and got it 100.
Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, he rolled D100, so we got magic flying boots that could take him anywhere.
And you left? Did I take him as a necromancer? I may have taken boots.

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But then I brought you back to get your boots. I can't remember. That's a Colford thing.
Yeah, that was a very different D&D time. Very different D&D time.
I remember it like nothing against Dave or anything.
I just remember being more bored then, but maybe I care about D&D now.
No, this is it. Everyone has last names, and then there's just Randall.

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It was Randall. Human monk. He should have been Randell.
He was a member of the Way of the Open Hand. That's an electric...
You denounce all your earthly possessions other
than stick see stew still has
it though it was just a bonk stick i gotta point this out bonk

(09:33):
will i would have not to slander you but you you will
talk and not have the mic oh i know i said something to stew and he took the
mic from will that's true fucking got it that's true there's a thing between
a carter that just happens they just they spurt out words excuse me we we we
use it a carter yeah still can you see the kitchen for a second Will,

(09:55):
you want to say something after I said that?
It was like a dog wanting to bark, but they can't bark.
That meme with a guy, like, it was like a lunch table and the veins pop out
of his head. Verbal meme.
Riley's taking the annual photo. Put it in 0.5 mode.
Does he have the point? You're so trendy. You're so small. I don't know.

(10:16):
Our heads are tiny. No, it's not panoramic.
Does it get everybody in? Brian, come in a little bit.
Yeah we're there this is funja no mike
so stew let me ask you what category
do you think slaw goes in okay coleslaw
no see coleslaw is a type of

(10:37):
slaw i didn't know that yeah i didn't
know that today i learned that so we know will isn't a sauerkraut a
slaw that's a great question i don't actually know no i
feel like a slaw has to have a liquid that keeps
it together yeah mayonnaise yeah i would think like a man
yeah so it's all is all i don't know it's in
coleslaw it's all insert protein salads a

(10:58):
slaw like ham slaw ham salad yeah what's that exactly you
know you got the ham slaw you got an egg salad that's that's also that's a salad
you're right but is a salad just a slaw you also put what is if you look it
up wait no it's true a dress a salad with dressing is a slaw i disagree yeah
you're not gonna put a caesar salad on a burger well then That might go crazy.

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But what makes it different, though? So, like, egg salad and regular coleslaw,
what differentiates those from a salad and a slaw? Is it the relish?
Is it chopped or something?
Is it the relish? I think if you can have it as its meal, it's a salad.
Is there something pickled in it? Slaw is a kind of salad. Bang.
Made from raw, chopped, or shredded.
What's the source on this? Raw, chopped, or shredded? It's a debate.

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This is www.vocabulary.com. Oh.
I want Gordon Ramsay on here. What is it?
Everything's a soup, a salad, or what? Someone brought up a new...
Sandwich. Sandwich, yeah. I heard a rare...
Side of the is it a sandwich debate here we go that really threw me it threw me off what is it

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they kind of they brought up that a hot dog it's just
one bread correct oh yeah glad you brought
this up actually or like so then it came to the thing of like
yeah like sub that it's a sub thank you a
hot dog is a sub well that's what they were they brought up pita pockets but it's
also a sandwich but it's one but it's one
bread is it though because if sandwiches and subs

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it completely do you want to go for a sandwich i might go for a sub for calzones
that's a pizza sandwich and that's when you get to the end it is one sandwich
one bread yeah so is pizza but a taco is not a sandwich taco sandwich uh no
i would argue that it's a salad this open soft taco is a sandwich
hard shell taco is not yes i will come yes yes and uh i agree with that yeah

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so that makes it oh by the way this is every centennial episode as we go back
to this debate here we go to the the roots. Should we put the soup bowl back on the car?
The bread bowl? We have been. Can we try different soups? Is now a good time
to tell you guys I bought a motorcycle?
No, it's not. Tune in next week. Now that you've said that...

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Does the bread stay on the motorcycle?
Put it on his helmet.
Put it right on the front. I'll put it on the GoPro and I will angle it at the
bread bowl. I'm just going to say no.
You might kill another other motorcyclists behind listen brian you're an f1 person
you can probably speak to the aerodynamics of the car will
the bread bowl stay on the how did we get there oh

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yeah we drove oh is it because i said i said you're
you misremembered this is no so i said when i drove home i left the bread bowl
on my roof and then i got home it was still there it was still there well yes
it was i called bullshit and now we've been in an impasse for three years our
our our our experience i do I do remember this.

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So it stayed on the car.
Was in our test or in my original original story
stayed on the car because i forgot i put it there and then
you tested it shout out jiggity jared i
was we're we're just on the phone with him on the way here he messages
me on when i put something weird on snapchat randomly like
i put uh the super smash brothers on the movie theater on my

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snapchat and he slides up he's like your stories never fail
to confuse me and the most so out of time yes well
yeah because i never give any context visceral yeah i hear
from jared every like four months and it's just him being confused and
like thanking me for it yeah checks out but when
he went to military school that's when it happened we

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went out it wasn't it was in high school yeah oh yeah
you're right maybe i would all right yeah no it was i think it was your senior
year so yes brian i left it on the hood of my car and then it was there that
was the original story it was the roof yeah the roof of my car i think it would
stay I'm going to go ahead and say I think it was day I need to know the route
home I need to know the max speed,

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I need to know the g-forces of the turns So that was what we did We did a controlled study.
Yeah we did No but you can attest That I drove normal,
Because I didn't want to skew. I didn't want to skew. I think we should have
had Jared drive your car.
Okay. Jared has no... So we did a... You know the route home to my old house.

(15:17):
From like Panera. You go like past the school and up by that stop sign.
You go past this road. Yes.
We made it to that place where the two bridges are.
Yeah. On Mammoth. And then I kind of spaced out and hammered the throttle.
Okay. And it flew off there. So there was manipulation.

(15:37):
No well yeah but yeah it really was i zoned out which you know i would i would
do that normally yeah but i would do that normally so that was and it fell off
there but the fact that it got there tells me it's a plausible it's not if this
is mythbusters i think that's a plausible that it got,
60 of the way i think that we need to retest this and have someone who isn't

(15:58):
you or me or aware of yeah we have will go and then when he gets there he gives
him a bread bowl and he returns with my My shirts.
Oh, dude. So this is going to be weird, but sometimes when I'm in the shower,
I think about things like that.
And I thought about that the other day, and it's not okay for me still.
Well, you got to stop thinking about going back there. Wait,

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hold up. Hold up. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
It's not okay that you did that or that they took it? It wasn't resolved and that they took it.
See, I think it's not okay that you did that. I sent you there as a joke.
No, that's fine, dude. It's fine.
I'm back on it now. I need background. This is the most unhinged act of- Terrorism.

(16:39):
No, guilty. Call it that too.
Okay, so Stu, for the live stream, I ordered like five custom shirts. Of Jack's ass.
Yeah, so two of Jack's ass. You don't even know Jack. Two of Jack's ass.
Okay. Two of me and Hunter throwing up milk.
Yeah. And then I got just a couple plunge ones for me to throw on. Cool. Cool.

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I ordered them on accident to my old house. So people live there now?
People do live there. Correct. Do you know them? No. Okay.
So the order got delivered, and then it was probably a week, and I was like, why?
They're not delivered. And then I went and looked, and I was like, shit.
Sent them to my old house. Let me add, there was a picture that showed where it was delivered.

(17:21):
Well, yeah. I didn't know this. So I went, I'm busy with the live stream because
I have a fuck ton to set up.
And I go, hey, Will, could you stop over at my old house? and see if they have
those t-shirts do you remember the snowstorm it was like $70 of t-shirts we
had that bad snowstorm too early January the last bad storm and Riley asked

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me a week before the pod I just completely forgot,
it was probably 4 or 5 days after he asked me I went and finally did it because
I completely forgot about it and then,
I went after work it was like 6 o'clock at night so Will goes it's dark at this point Yeah, Will goes.
He has a crazy door. He knocks on the stranger's door and goes,

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hey, I'm Riley. Do you have my t-shirts?
So, listen, I mean, what are they going to do with those shirts,
first off? And second of all, what do you got to lose?
I mean, you know. Your life if they pull out a gun?
Do you really think so? The castle doctrine? Do you really think so?
No, actually, under the castle doctrine, they would have been guilty.

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And let me just say, dude. Oh, because he's not in the house.
He's not in the house, and he has no visible weapon.
Nope. and i know i had my i made sure my hands like
wearing my pockets didn't look weird should have brandished a nerf gun
just had like one of my back pocket
just in case but also there was like seven cars
yeah no they're always loaded up they have 20 people living there whoever moved
in was like it's trash yeah trash think how think how think how green that hot

(18:48):
tub is with all those losers dude they're probably wearing those shirts right
now listening to this yes it does what if if you just saw one out,
You just saw Jack's ass from afar. What if you saw... What if you saw... Me and Riley were out.
We see us on a shirt. I would let it be. Would you really?

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Is that a four-point shot? No, but Florida just tied the game with nine seconds
left. Yeah, we are 100 even.
That's nutty. Let's go Colorado. Let's call it a timeout. Please just do it, Colorado.
Make my bracket suck more. 100 each, there's no defense on this game.
Yeah, that's crazy. That's a crazy score. In college, it's nuts.
We got a couple games coming down to it. Who has the ball in Yale-Auburn?

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Don't know. No idea. Who do you think is the biggest head on the court?
That guy, Shaw. Number one for... The guy who just cashed it?
Yeah. Did we finish the story? No. No, we didn't. So, Will? We were freaking out. Oh, yes.
Sorry. Yeah, so... Thank you, buddy. Basically, you guys did...
It was like, yeah, I don't have your shirts. Sorry.
And it was a quick... This was like a quick exchange. And so I left.

(19:55):
Very dismissive. He's guilty. so after will left right after i left riley sent
me the picture of the fact that they actually was delivered on the certain part
because they said no we never got that we never got it so i sent will the photo
i went no they got it so we'll return to the next day.
The day of the live stream the night of the live he like came from the lives

(20:17):
from there to the live stream yeah it was it was because it was like it was
early too i remember it was like like right before 10 o'clock I got there and
somebody different answered the door and they said they didn't have it and then
I pulled the picture on them and I was like,
well, it shows it was delivered here.
Confronting a stranger with evidence is crazy. Yeah. With your possession.

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The most dangerous thing you could do.
Yep. He blamed Amazon, which, I mean, Amazon's pretty reliable.
Amazon wasn't even, it wasn't even Amazon. Oh, really?
Yeah. We blame the shipping service, whatever it was.
The USPS, the United States Postal Service. Yeah, he said, yeah, things get stolen a lot.
Yeah, things get stolen a lot, which you, frankly, might have stolen that.

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They did steal it. Yeah, Bozo. Is it really stealing if they dropped it off at your house?
It's not addressed to them. Well, it is addressed to the night.
Yeah, you're right. But by name. Is anyone there live by insert Riley's full government? Let's go.
Let's do. Why are you celebrating that? I have Colorado. I have Colorado as well.
Oh, it's so close. My bracket. That's heartbreaking. breaking

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did you have Florida going far no no I had Colorado winning this game sorry
Nick I just I do have Auburn going far though I just like how tense that was
it was great so great game Yale's winning about to beat oh not about to beat
it's close game we got 32.9 seconds in a 30 second.
That's how that works. I don't watch basketball. Do you know how it is in the NBA?

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I lied. I have Auburn winning next round. I don't care if I lose.
This actually will probably benefit me if they lose.
15. Up more. 25. One lower. 24?
Nice job. That's a weird number. It's always been that. It used to be 35 in college.
Really? Far too long, yeah. Wait, that ball didn't go in the net?
I thought it went in the net.
That was even a foul? Wait, is there any silly rules this year What do you mean,

(22:10):
the silly rules? In basketball?
No, changes to March Madness. No, they don't change that.
They don't do goofy shit? No. I mean, the refs... People were mad. What?
They want to expand it, right? Yeah, they want... Full game?
So what happened this year is a bunch of teams... So if you win your division
tournament, your conference, you get an automatic bid, right? Okay.

(22:32):
So what a lot of teams need to do is win their tournament to get in.
There's like six teams this year that won their tournament that were never touching yeah the,
real tournament the bid stealer yes which means six
teams who on the bubble
where should have been in the tournament just got kicked out all from the big

(22:53):
east basically yeah okay so there's a bunch of like really good teams that didn't
make it because a bunch of mid teams went on wasn't good but like went on hot
run i would say yeah they're called the bid stealers and a bunch A bunch of
them have won because they're hot right now, which makes it even funnier.
NC State won. Yale going to win probably.
How are the penis teams doing? Not good. What does that mean? You have one.

(23:15):
Penis teams? The penis teams. The last three years, a penis team has beaten a 15, a 2C.
What's that? Oral Roberts. Oral Roberts, yep. Longwood. St. Peter's. St. Peter's.
Yep. Those two. I like the penis teams. Something Dickinson. Double entendre names.
Farley Dickinson. Nearly. Yep. That was the 16 that beat Purdue. in son gotcha.

(23:38):
I get it. I like Oral Roberts. Oral Roberts is crazy.
Do they have Colgate? Colgate's in it. They lost this morning.
They have never won a tournament game before.
They're in it every year. Hunter, are you going to like Nebraska?
They have this Japanese Steph Curry. Did you see the video they posted of him?

(24:00):
Where he just yucked the ball behind his head and cashed it?
He's like a Japanese Steph Curry. Is he a freshman? I have no idea.
I want to see an unfortunate hairline right now.
I'm sure you'll find one. That was a big miss. Make it. Still a two-point game.
Make that shot. I am so happy. That's Da Silva.
Oh. Da Silva. Did you guys see Black Dick?
Black Dick. Yes, Grady Dick and Black.

(24:24):
Is it Terrence? I don't know. I don't watch basketball, but I saw Black Dick. Orlando Magic.
It's so funny. Isn't that a Disney-owned company? White Dick James Harden Harden
Dick Dick Harden Kevin Kevin Love Love Dick,
That's good He's like memes And Tentacumbo Dick,

(24:47):
They're saying like What Grady Dick Who Grady Dick should like Swap jerseys
Oh Everyone I think he should join There's a guy His last name is Dick So he
should He should join the NFL Cause that opens up A whole new world We would
have Dick Dicks That's not Ha ha Clinton Dicks Clinton Dicks Dicks Yeah Clinton Dix Dix. Whoa.
Ha ha Clinton Dix Dix. Dix Smallwood? Dix. Oh, yes. I like that one.

(25:10):
Dick Hurts? Dick Hurts is good. What about Boobie Dixon?
Dixon Dixon again. Boobie Dixon Dixon.
Boobie Dixon's name is already fun. I don't know. Higgins Dick just sounds good.
Dick Higgins. Dick Higgins.
Dick Higgins is a relief pitcher on the Orioles in 1978. Absolutely.

(25:30):
Dick Higgins comes in the panchayat. You also get White Dick,
Zemir White. You got Chase Dick.
Chase Dick, yeah. Chase Dick. The Dick Chase. Dick Chase.
Dick Hill. Dick Hill. I like that. So 300 episodes. 300.
What a ride, huh? Tell us your thoughts. How are you feeling?
You ride on breath. I want to hear your thoughts. Dick ride.

(25:51):
What is Riley's thought? Why does the world not know who Tony Hawk is yet?
That's not thought. Wait, what? Tony Hawk. Yeah. Sorry.
Why is Tony Hawk never? That's what I imagined, Brian. What do you mean?
That man dropped in two big half pipe with a glass of milk.
Two big half pipe. Then drank some milk. Milk dig. Big milk, man. Milk dig.
It's really bothering me how I have a controller laying like that.
Sorry, I was checking my bracket to see where Auburn was.

(26:14):
Are you guys paper bracket guys? It's a sin. No, I'm not. I'm a paper bracket guy. Every tournament.
Have you made fun of my wife for having a paper shopping list? That's crazy.
I do paper shopping. Wait, did you? Exactly. Have you made fun of me for using
a paper bracket? That's way more practical. The only way a paper shopping list
is good anymore is if it's one of those that's on your fridge and you fill it
out as you go and that you have.

(26:34):
I don't use it. Ours has had the same stuff on it for years.
It has one item, and I look at it every time I go to the fridge.
It probably might be sour cream.
Can't forget sour cream. This man permanently needs sour cream.
I can feel how slighted Nick feels by that sour cream.
Shower cap. No, I've had it like 15 years now.

(26:58):
Every March Madness, I do my two brackets, one with North Carolina and then
just another one. and I always have used to be a crayon,
I always have my red and green marker pen or crayon.
Yeah. The brainiacs. That hurts, right? That hurts. Don't you have Auburn winning
next? I have Auburn. We can get Dick Wolf.

(27:20):
Dick Wolf. Dick Wolf is the writer of. Someone on Yale. The writer of.
Oh, yeah. Of Law and Order. Yeah.
It's already Dick Wolf. I thought you were talking about who's like the last
name Wolf. Now, Wolf Dick. That guy. Number one.
Wolf Dick is good. Nat Wolf, too. too. Nat Wolfe from the Naked Brothers band.
You know those guys are like serious actors now? One of them is.

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No, but they both are. One of them's in Jumanji.
They both pop up all the time. And Patriot's Day.
The drummer literally is Joe
Carlsson. Not Nat, Alec Wolfe. He plays the Boston Bomber. Yeah, he does.
From Nickelodeon to Boston Bomber. He was in something recently that I watched.

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He's in the Jumanji movies.
Every time I see him, I'm just like I'm like oh Jumanji
Jumanji What is that You're saying Jumanji Just look up
Wolf brother I did I think it's two F's
I think they all say it differently In the stupid movie Do you
know One's in Hereditary Oppenheimer Alex Wolf was
in Oppenheimer What He was Yeah He's the In the beginning He's one of like the

(28:22):
students In like the first 30 minutes A little Austrian boy Yeah he's in Jumanji
He's in Hereditary Yeah he's in Hereditary Oh wow really Let me see that What
is he in Hereditary Also a student I don't know And then Nat Wolf.
Nat Wolf is very ugly these days. The Fault in Our Stars, The Intern.
He's in this new... The John Green book? Yeah.

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I've seen zero of Nat Wolf's movies, apparently.
Nathaniel Marvin. That's his real name? Yeah.
You haven't seen Paper Towns, Riley? No. You haven't seen The Fault in Your
Stars? I haven't. I should. Add to the wheel. These are things that I would expect Riley to watch.
I'm working on it. He became a movie guy last year. Yeah, but... Give me a break.
Oh, Alex Wolfe is in A Good Person, which that's the Zach Braff movie I've been

(29:08):
big on telling people to watch.
What is it? A Good Person. It has pubes.
Pubes. Florence Pugh pubes. Oh, yes. I've heard that's good, too.
Morgan Freeman. Great movie. He plays a heroin addict who tries to get Florence Pugh to do some more H.
Whoa. Big H. Patriot State. He's in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 as the love interest
because he looks very Greek.

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Okay. That's true. He's in The Sitter starring Jonah Hill That's an old movie
You know what I've also been thinking of A lot lately What would your stage name be.
Del Shrimps Unless it's taken A stage name has to be like Like meta world peace
Oh god That's a stage name Chad Ochocinco Drew,

(29:56):
Drew the period Drew York Drew period Drew last name period In Oppenheimer Starring
Drew period Can it be A capital D In Oppenheimer.
No. What are you? A teenager's signature in 2003?
I wanted to. Remember when signatures on your texting was a thing?
Yeah. I just want to get out. I would be Alakine. Why?

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It's a nice name. Why? It's a good stage name. No, no, but there's got to be
a reason. There's not. No, it's just an easy reason. Because he's a lover boy. Good for acting.
That's pain. Is there a reason Bruno Mars goes by Bruno Mars?
Yeah, dumbass. You hear Bruno Mars? Oh, he has a Bruno Mars?
He has $50 million in debt with MGM.
That can't be. It has to be inflated. It can't be true. That's the number though,
right? No, that's when they start murdering.

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No, that's when they start murdering you. No, because he... They start breaking legs at like 12.
Correct. So there's no way.
I imagine they're just... Let's call in our expert. I think he's getting like
a $90 million deal. Are you calling him for free?
We're calling in our expert on casinos.

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Oh, I got you. Who our expert is, Will?
Oh, yes. Our eyes on the inside. Wasn't he supposed to come? mr big
daddy d he said he wanted to but he
didn't he's got he's got things you know i'm gonna i don't trust him when mgm
literally denied it yeah oh there you go i don't trust what he's gonna say when
i hey hey thank god you're on plunge 300 bruno mars this bruno mars situation

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can't be a correct number right.
It's more dude they own his they own his life essentially there's been going
on for about a decade is this like the the Elvis thing like they just own him now in Vegas,
uh yeah essentially MGM owns him don't they start like breaking legs or is he
too profitable for them to do that no breaking legs,

(31:48):
they're kind of over what they'll do now is they'll be like hey Bruno we want
you to play a concert or sorry we don't want you you're playing a concert this
weekend at this venue we're taking all your money by the way so essentially he's a,
indentured slave so it's 50 million considered
low for for debt
yeah well no i mean it depends on who

(32:08):
you are but no no i mean like on the estimation so does he have an out like
he in theory he does have an amount he can pay off but they're going to keep
lending him so they can keep owning him then right essentially yeah i mean they're
gonna this is how it's going to go down so let's say rally you uh okay right
so you're gonna come to you with two pulls we're gonna say He's a short man
that likes that bullshit.
You can pay the $50,000 in 60 days, which we both know he doesn't have.

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Or, you know what? You only do a solid because I like you. You could just do
free concerts for the rest of your life.
And we'll give you a million a week stipend. Whenever I call you,
you need to do that concert. And if you don't do that, you're breaching the contract.
And it just kind of goes like that. Do they kill him? No.
No, they don't. Right. Do you know what this tells me? It tells me we might

(32:55):
get a second Silk Sonic album Because that boy needs money Wow Anderson.
Have fun Thank you for your input Hi Dave It's Drew Drew York.
Dave I wish you good luck Hey buddy,

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Do you think he's going to make a hit sequel to Versace on the Floor called FUBU on the Floor?
FUBU on the Floor? Do you know what FUBU is? No. That's the footwear brand.
Isn't it Shaq's? No, isn't that the guy from Shark Tank's clothing brand?
No, it's the four of us by us.
Huh? You're right. It's Damon John. It's Damon John. It's sold in Walmart and
stuff. Yeah. He loves Walmart.

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Shaq sells the Shaq diesels. Yes. We've got FUBU on the floor.
That sounds like a heater. Bruno does. Apparently, his residency show is incredible. I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it's great. It's phenomenal. Here's some boogaloo show, though. Do a show.
Yeah, they're probably giving, they're like, here's a million chips.
Here's a grand in Coke. A grand.

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It's not bad, but it also kind of sucks. It's kind of sick. Your whole life
is like... The things that you love. Gambling and performing.
Cocaine. That could be your whole life forever, though. He probably likes it.
He probably has a new five women. yeah every night
yeah vegas is just a different plan i'm sure everything is
also almost paid for really yeah like yeah everything yeah

(34:23):
he just well for the residency people so a normal residency yes but then it
gets into this weird waters yeah yeah when you owe a life to a company mgm also
calls it a mutual partnership ah
sure for contractual review for the media yeah it's a It's a weird road,
though, because those residencies, those people do get paid. Katy Perry gets paid.

(34:46):
Adele gets paid. They said after everything, he probably makes about one and a half mil.
Because I think his contract is like 90 mil a year. Yeah. At NMG.
That money is going towards. Right back into the casino.
That's crazy. They're like, hey, do you want to perform for free?
And he said, yes, I very much would like to do that.

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I don't think he has a choice. I think he's just like. Not anymore.
At the beginning, he was probably like, yeah, sounds great. How long is this
contract word? Did it say?
I don't think it did. It's probably. No, it didn't have a year.
It's probably like a four to five. They're probably pretty big ones.
Yeah. because it's a whole it's not like a
normal concert it's a whole production I don't
think it would just be like a house of blues yeah so how does

(35:27):
that work so he performs like every week every night every day not every day
but like every both weekends multiple shows and probably probably like Thursday
through Sunday at what point are you like ah it's fucking Bruno Mars again I'm
sure people are always filtering it's Vegas people filter in constant I saw
him he's talented very good,

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yeah The people in Vegas who live in Vegas aren't going to shows.
It's the people traveling to Vegas. Yeah, you're right.
Very true. It's just another thing to do in Vegas.
I want to go to Vegas so bad. It's so fun. I really want to go.
Dude, the sphere looks more real than real life. I want to go to the sphere so bad. I swear.
People are mad at you. People are mad at you too. I don't give a fuck that it's you too. I would go.

(36:10):
That would be so awesome. You don't want to go sit down with us and watch football?
Slots fun. Just have them sit there for a few hours. I just don't,
it's not. Stu, have I showed you the, what the fuck is it?
Dude, I bet they have the craziest barcade of all time. You don't have to drink.
Have I showed you the Circa? Wait, what doesn't, the Circa gaming area?
I don't think Vegas would be fun. Gamble and drink. I don't drink or gamble. I get that.

(36:35):
No, I understand that. I don't know. Just sit by the pool. No,
but Corey doesn't really either.
Corey hates gambling. So like he'll put, Corey's the type of person to put like
$10 on black, win, and then go, cool, I'm good.
I don't gamble for reasons You'll see I put like $25 in DraftKings One night

(36:55):
A year ago Yeah you go off with the money You get $300 and then you put like
$100 On two pick parlays for first buckets Why are you doing that?
That's exactly my experience To be fair Brian I did tell you to stop doing Very
over the top parlays But see I didn't care Because I like Stu I was like, I'm going to put $100 in.

(37:18):
If I lose it, it's gone. If I gain, this is going to be fun.
Two different games, I picked the first. Who's going to score the first bucket? That's the worst bet.
But if it does, I'm a millionaire. But the thing is, a 10% chance.
No, it's way less. It's a point, a point, point, zero, zero. All right, all right.

(37:40):
Technically, you're right. Thank you. Okay. Times two, you're now at 100. One at 100. First.
Yes. If you're doing a parlay of two, you're now to 1%. Wait,
a parlay of two first buckets?
Yeah, of two different games. Why are you doing that? I thought you meant just
two. So, Stu's a high chaser when gambling.
Yo, because you put a dollar, and it just, like, says 200 bucks.

(38:01):
You're like, ooh. Yeah, right?
Your unit is, like, 250. So Stewie's brain goes, bump it up a hundredfold.
Dude, and then it's dumb.
And then it's just dumb. It just gets from, oh, I'll put $1.
It's so funny because I'll go into those modes and drain my account.
Yeah. And then I'll go be like, okay, time to be conservative.
I'm just making bets I like.

(38:21):
Not even $10, $15, but I'll do my normal unit, but I'll just be like,
okay, just ones I like and just straight ups.
And then I'll get my account back up and I'll be like, oh, now I have money
to get. I'm going to get a big. I see no fun in just doing a straight up. It gives you interest.
I don't know, Riley. I agree. I did not get any enjoyment. I have interest in the sport already.
That's fair. Are you kidding me? You don't like free money?

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Riley sees a minus 110 for Jalen Hurts over 222 yards.
I'll make easy money on that. It gives you something to root for, though.
I'm already rooting for a game if I'm watching. To me, the payoff is not enough, though.
Put down $10 to get $14. Oh, I'm never making those bets. But you know what

(39:03):
I mean. Like, that's how...
That's kind of where I'm with Stu on that, though. But it gives you a team to root for.
I'm already rooting for something. But what if you're not? You just want them to have fun.
You're watching the Giants versus the fucking Broncos. I'm not watching the
Giants. Oh, shit, guys, we've been missing.
Oh, Japanese. Yeah, we've been missing Japanese Steph Curry.

(39:24):
I mean, I'll do that, but I just like watching football.
But regardless, I'll make a nice bet. It's Steph Curry.
No, Curry. Oh, Curry, yeah. It's Steph Curry. No, but you guys know,
though, at DraftKings that you can see how much money you've bet and how much money you've won.
Yes. And I'm scared to look at mine because I don't win a lot of bets.
I don't either. I'm not going to look at that. Yeah, because your amount placed

(39:44):
all time. Yeah, you don't want to see that.
Figure even if you're a 40% person.
Dude. You're just going. What do you mean 40%? Like you're winning like 40% of your bets. I wish.
So you don't notice at the amount you've put in.
Like every Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm for sure. you can
check it actually i might not going to i checked it a

(40:05):
few years ago should i there he is no i have a buddy that's in a 20k pension
i think i'm at least that all right yeah you're gonna really i think i'm at
least that what 20k no i can't release the numbers release it the numbies hunter
how what do you feel about 300 what about you will what do you guys think about 300,
uh plunger well i'm probably one of the only other people who is known other

(40:29):
than you i feel like we've done we did a bunch of solo episodes banked up and
we're like yeah we got 300 coming up so i kind of forgot about that before the crew,
it was well we haven't had a big cast on the show in quite a while i remember
that one we did late at night one time at your old place it was awesome yeah
200 was it 200 was that b street was it 200 no it was probably 200 yeah that

(40:53):
was a good one that was really fun yo,
Is that when we called Alan and we prank called Artie and about with Brian?
Yeah. That was an independent episode.
That was just two people on the podcast. Okay. All time? That was on 200. I'm up.
I'm up. You had a couple of monster cash outs. Remember that?
I'm up. You went in a recent tear.

(41:16):
How is he up when he put so much money in? I put $100 on Lamar Jackson.
Yeah, but. Plus $1,600. Well, how many did you put on Justin Fields at?
Whatever that was at. Lamar paid that off and some.
It was a net game. I will say, the first four weeks of the season,

(41:36):
I saw the odds for Justin Fields.
I had 27 units on Justin Fields MVP. Disgusting.
No, last year. Yeah, right now. Oh, now. Double down again. I should.
I should. It's probably like plus $100,000 probably. I put a dollar on it.
Don't do it. I might put a regular unit.

(41:57):
I feel like I have to. Yo, I could say do a dollar. It's probably a dollar or
a hundred thousand. Yeah, Daisy. That's a stupid. Do a dollar.
I'm up. It's like Kenny Stock. I'm up.
Wait, actually, hold on. If you put a dollar on all of the top candidates,
one of them is going to hit. What's wrong with that? Of what?
MVP? For MVP. I did that last year. Damn. Literally, one of them is going to

(42:20):
hit, and it's going to pay off a million fold for all the money you put in.
I put five on a bunch of the guys who had good teams. What's also the timeline of this?
Season-wise. That's all time. Since DraftKings came out. When did you make your-
2020 was when it was legal in Miami. Yeah. Which was great for COVID.
It was. I remember that. That's when I got mine. Yeah, but you also don't have

(42:43):
a ton of outstanding debt.
So I guess you have generally more in- Well, no.
You can see how much you've put in and taken out, too. No, no,
no. I'm saying that over what? Four years. for three and a half four years yeah four years yeah,
That's not bad. It's not too bad. And being up too, I mean. It's mostly with house money.
That's mostly in and out of house money. That's true. That's how they keep you

(43:05):
in too. It's the freaking house money. You deposit a hundred, you get up like.
Will's face. The percentage bonuses you get. The boost. Yeah, the boost.
Sick bitch. They tell you how much boosts you have too. I love a good boost.
It did feel nice the day after Lamar won MVP that all of my slips of shame disappeared.

(43:28):
Because those were haunting me. It just don't matter.
They're all in my open and they're haunting.
At some point, they should just remove me. This ain't going to happen.
There was one day where I put so many units on too and I was like,
what was I doing that day?
What was I doing? It's been the post-draft high. Yeah. Dude, I hear you.
Sometimes I go back at my losses and I'm just like, why did I bet this and what was I thinking?

(43:51):
I was like, why did I put a bunch of money on Padres to defeat the Blue Jays in the World Series.
What was I thinking then? Or like you put a bunch of money on like you do like
a five leg parlay and four of them hit but the stupid one that you pick to go
with it doesn't and you're looking at yourself like you're stupid.
I feel like when I do that I'm most confident it doesn't win. Oh yeah.

(44:14):
Dude I almost hit one the other night for UFC. I had a ten leg parlay I got
eight out of ten. That's not bad. How much you down?
$610. All time? I don't know. That's not too bad. We'll you deposit like 50 bucks.
It is very funny that with all of that money, I'm up $100.
That's crazy. Mine's nowhere near as close. That's not bad. No.

(44:37):
You were doing baby bets for years too. Yeah. You know what's also crazy?
That would have been way lower. 25 is a lot.
Will met $2 on deal. Nice. Straight up. He won $21.
Forgot I did that. It was $2 for $21? I think my first bet ever was like a Milwaukee
Bucks money line. And like $10 on it. I was like, yeah. It's pretty good.

(44:58):
Marcus Smart first buckets. The Super Bowl saves me every year.
Marcus Smart first buckets and Marcus Smart over six assists.
They're on right now. Yeah. But they're playing the Pistons,
so it does not matter. Should be a way. I got asked to go to this game and I went, I'm good.
My boss was like, you want to buy these tickets? And I went, no. no
i don't thank you though thank you for the offer please keep me in

(45:19):
mind for future yes good games brian
300 how's it feel you're now part of the cast
how's it in your first it's been about what six months since you've been around
now in new hampshire yeah like next week is a year is it yeah that's right oh
yeah we did a whole summer of disc golf yeah it came in the last last week of

(45:40):
march how does it feel to your first year it's good it already feels like normal again.
I'm just back where I'm supposed to be.
Did it ever feel weird at first? I mean, coming back, it was a lot of nostalgia.
A lot of like, this is different.
I went to Southwell. I don't know what the hell happened here.
When I'm driving Joe home, I don't go to my old side of town anymore.

(46:02):
It just felt weird to be on those streets.
But at the same time, there's so much that still just hasn't changed.
You ever think about from the other perspective?
You came back and everyone's like, Ryan's back. back what
and then you just got like you're just back into the oh
like how nonchalant it was everyone it was like
obviously glad you're back but it was just like yeah brian's

(46:23):
back hi brian i would prefer it that way i would prefer
it no other way like seamless transition i don't
like the pomp and circumstance man scares me yeah scares the pomp scares you
stew do you think stew would re-assimilate the same way brian did no stew hasn't
assimilated drew hasn't assimilated Sorry You were the one who looked up something

(46:45):
on dictionary.com How is your rebrand going?
I don't have a rebrand Yeah you do Hey his social relations manager Scooter is not here to Scooter.
It's forced Forced rebranding Does Drew want bitches?
Forced rebrand Drew gets bitches

(47:06):
Drew gets bitches did you see him
with a period wedding dripping dripping dripping
dripped the fuck out kyle was dripped out of my wedding who's gonna be dripped
out of the next wedding will you're the next wedding i put myself up in that
you're gonna go hopefully i have an eye in suits actually i made a mistake and
i went dripped out to a non-bro league wedding which not a mistake not a mistake

(47:27):
at all was not a mistake i had it all.
I was also Willie Wrinkles that day, though. I was so Willie Wrinkles.
The issue with my Willie Wrinkles was it was a black shirt, so you could not tell.
Smart. Well, I was going to fix the wrinkles, but- Yeah, but you didn't.
I was going to fix the wrinkles. You know who fucking dripped out?
Bobby Light. Bobby Light, dude.

(47:48):
Did you? You know Adam Simmons? The Simmons and Moore podcast?
I know you talk about him. I don't know him. His little brother,
Bobby Light, Bobby Simmons, Robert Simmons. Robert Simmons Jr.
Okay. okay dripped out nice he
had like the did he he just had like braids right
he had two braids yep oh man he had real real

(48:10):
versace on oh aside from my fake versace chain
for versace that's what you had i didn't even know what i did i bought a belt
with a tiger on it and then i ripped the belt i took apart the belt and then
took off the medallion and then went to my workshop and like smoothed it out
and then put my connected it with my chain so i had a giant tiger medallion,

(48:30):
Isn't that a lion for some of you?
You also had the cobra ring. I had the cobra ring.
I had the three blind mice glasses.
Two weeks before this wedding, and he sends me a picture. Ryan's?
No, no, of Riley's wedding. He sends me a picture. My wedding?
He sent me the picture of the shades. He goes, I'm coming in like Drew or some
shit like that. And I go, nice.
Dude, I got to get sick shades for the summer. Prescription.

(48:52):
I've started wearing sick shades to every wedding. I think it's a nice move.
I went to my cousin's wedding in Portland.
I need another pair. I had a nice flowery outfit going on.
I got some nice rose tint shades.
Shades is just a nice accessory to add to a fit. I can't do that easily.
Well, this is for Will and Skylar. I'm still growing my hair out.
Is that going to be a problem?

(49:13):
Why would it be? I'm officiating your wedding, so I just want to make sure.
I don't even know how that would be an issue. Okay.
Are you worried about having a bullet or something? Yes.
Yes, I will. Dude, I want you to understand. Okay, yeah.
Riley, I want you to understand the bar. you're gonna set literally just
about to say dude the bar you're gonna set you won't even be near

(49:34):
it's a backyard wedding it's it's gonna be fun all
right all right you know you don't have to worry about breaking any rules i'll
probably clean up the mullet so it's like an aggressive only back party mullet
going on too so i have wanted to do a mullet for so long do i just send it yeah
i'm doing it you guys should grow my hair all do mullets what you got yeah to
do what you got to do to keep it work professionals just grow your hair out,

(49:55):
in general and kind of hide that it's a mullet for a little
exactly right now i'm almost yeah right now i'm in
i'm in hidden mullet right yeah that's nice yeah that's a that's a knife i have
a hidden mullet my long hair days are over you should try you should try what
did you chop your hair huh was it long throughout high school my my hair is
low-key super long right now oh man.

(50:21):
Lauren loves it because i'll put my hair down just look at her go my name's
damian I hate corporations can you flick it yet oh yeah put it over one eye
it's not a phase mom one direction,
whoa whoa whoa yeah hold on you say Kendall from one direction oh what's the big time rush sorry,

(50:47):
yeah all you're missing is like the red streak that's
all you need get a blue one blue highlight light oh
geez you should put a feather in it a flower
mom go to the store we need some more monster have
you guys seen the uh the emo dudes like canton ohio
sucks there's no emo or goth bitches in canton ohio we should transport them

(51:14):
we should transport some emo bitches to canton transporting emo bitches you
know how like all the west sends their homeless to like to LA,
we should send the homeless.
Or the goth. Can we import some goth bitches up here? Because we don't have any either. Yeah.
Where are all the goth bitches? How down bad is Hunter right now? Pretty down bad.

(51:37):
I feel like New York has some goth bitches. Hey, fuck New York.
New York sucks. Just go to a Creed concert.
You might find a couple there, right? Is that not goth? I think Three Days Grace
is more your speed. Is that Christian Rock?
I think Three Days Grace is more the goth speed. Guys, I do have an important
update, though. I hate coke.

(52:00):
That, too. I would have loved that.
Wait wait i have a request before your big announcement yeah can you just do the episode,
does dame have a last name and oh can i have a goth alter ego that's like and
joining me as always my not so lovely husband damien we're not gay though we're

(52:24):
like we don't identify as anything i think it's episode of south park we don't even love,
We're just together The goth kids in South Park This is my life partner But
I don't believe in partners,
Because I'm a lone wolf,

(52:44):
Your sweatshirt's a little too bright to be goth It's the color of blood.
Dirk Yo this dude on the TV in the bottom right Has the biggest schnoz I've
ever seen That's Bob Huggins No.
Yeah, is that the coach that said they're not going to lose anymore?
It's Bruce Pearl, yeah. He's like, yeah, we're not going to lose anymore.
That's Alabama's coach, right? That's Auburn. That's Auburn. Sports are an enigma.

(53:10):
They're still fascist. I don't like that every time I've looked at you,
your hair has been over the opposite. Yeah. I look away.
He changes. That's what makes him mysterious.
Make it in a big point, but have it between your eyes.
We should film a music video my name's Aang.

(53:32):
I'd say my name's Aang but I don't bend earth I bend pussy,
the water tribe thanks Will hey yo the guitar could have made Aang throb at a moment's notice,
dude and then hey guitar kid no no you're still there he was like I'm still
watching the live action series give me a break Aang can go Aang can go in raw

(53:54):
and then Katara can take it out.
Katara. Hey, Katara teased him for three seasons. What about Toph?
She's pretty goth. Secret puddle. Toph is blind.
Blindness is like so metal. Okay, I'm over Damien. Put him back in the cemetery. Put him away.
Damien's not over you.
My niece likes me now.

(54:17):
That's my opt-in. Is that Latin? I don't know where to go from here.
Make your announcement.
Yeah, put him away. What is it now? Yeah, put him away. You requested.
That is true. I did. I didn't know what I was going to get to.
Hey, welcome back. Hey, how are you? Hey, Riley. Guys, great news.
My niece loves me now. Oh, that's great. That's great.
What'd you do? What's different? Just hung out with her for a weekend.

(54:39):
Yeah, we went to Disney World. Land, sorry. Disney Land.
My dad made the fatal mistake. Disney Land. My dad did the worst thing you can do. Did he forget socks?
No, he bought my niece and nephew a fucking bubble machine.
That's nuts. At Didney. What's wrong with that? They just don't stop.
They use it. Yeah. Non-stop. All the time. And right on Bubbles, they want more.

(55:00):
He bought it on Friday, Stu. You can see the problem. We didn't leave till Monday.
Riley's still sleeping Bubbles.
Did it play music?
It just sang fucking under the sea
while she blew bubbles non-stop it was
a little also my dad my dad my

(55:21):
dad pronounces ariel really weird he'd be like yeah i have the ariel what do
you think is worse name 40s another
character that isn't ursula ariel or sebastian Flounder. Sebastian.
Dude. Flounder. Prince. Eric.

(55:42):
King Trident? King Trident. Wow, that's good. I was trying to think of the prince's
name. What's the seagull's name? Quack!
I named... You heard all the people I know. I know Flounder.
That's the... Flounder's good. I probably could have got that one. Knight? Not Nigel.
Disney movies shut the fuck up put them away i'm damien the eel damien can't

(56:08):
stay i couldn't hold back my laughter i was trying hunter looked away and as he looked away i went.
But then i was fucking dying laughing nick's asking
me flounder what's the seagull's name Disney
movies suck There's too
much color I did start watching the Matrix movies That boy had it on Keanu Keanu

(56:34):
had that shit on The Matrix 2 That suit That fucking full body trench coat All black Bad movie,
No they're good movies Have you watched them At all modern or not remotely. I can't remember.

(56:55):
The Matrix 1 holds up well. Most of the way through 2, the story's ass.
The fight scenes don't hold up, but they are entertaining.
They're like 20 minute long him versus like 700 people fight scenes.
What's the dude in the suits name? Which one?
Agent Smith. That boy also had it on. Everyone in those movies has it on.

(57:21):
Just the name Morpheus. Wait, Morpheus is nice. Trinity is nice.
Lawrence Fishburne? Yes. Yes. Okay.
Got the right black guy. He wasn't racist.
Who else were you going to say? No one. Oh, nice.
Oh, I forgot his first name. Michael Clark Young. The classic is like,
if it's not Lawrence Fishburne, it's Samuel L. Jackson.
Samuel L. Jackson got mistaken for him in an interview. Samuel L.

(57:43):
Jackson's in everything.
I feel like it's either him or Lawrence Fishburne. Yeah, but interviewers fuck
that up all the time, apparently.
Really? I was like, I don't want to be one of those. That's Laurence Fishburne.
Riley's doing a search of something. He's calling out... He's got to get some more people involved.
Jack the Bag Haggler. It's episode 300. It's time to celebrate.

(58:04):
We got to come to the next live stream.
Stu, will you come to the next live stream? Brutal. Stu, will you two up on my bike with me? What?
Will you sit in the back of the bike? Yeah. I wanted me and Dave to do that
in New York and just find Dave with a bike.
No, not a... He's talking a motorcycle. Wait, are you serious?
Oh, fuck that thing. Wait, Hunter, you actually bought a bike?
Oh, I'm not doing that. What'd you get? You know Corey has a tandem bike? Really? No.

(58:30):
It's like the Ninja, but it's naked. It's a naked bike.
Hunter, motorcycles scare me. I'll never be on one. I think that's fair.
I got my license and then I was like, I don't want one. Dude, in LA, it's the worst.
It's bumper to bumper traffic and they go like 70 through the lanes.
I can imagine. It's terrifying.

(58:52):
I'm more than aware of that, but they drive super fucking wrecked
and it's extra annoying there because like you're in two and a half hours
of traffic to go like six seven miles but just
think about it there's definitely some like 19 year old who's listening to careless
careless whisper just like if i die i die i did listen that's the trade-off
you get in la you want to go things fast you kind of just have to you accept

(59:14):
you're writing it that you accept you might die i think that's a fair trade
though yeah i think I think that's a good even trade.
If I was there... You can get anywhere in 40 minutes, but you might die. Fair trade.
A motorcycle is on just a jet ski, on the back of a jet ski.
That's the closest you... I fucking hate that thing. You won't even go on the
jet ski? No, I will go on the back of a jet ski, but I hate it. Why?

(59:35):
What if you get to drive it? Driving's different. Will you drive a jet ski?
Do you have your boating license? Will you drive a jet ski? If I had a boating
license. Do it. It takes four hours. I don't have a boating license.
Dude, it takes 400 hours. No, it doesn't. It's four. It takes four.
Yeah. With Spongebob Spongebob I would never use it No but it's a lifetime expiration,

(59:57):
Couldn't all Naz blue waters Is it Naz blue or Naz blah Naz blah Coast guard
waters Naz blah approved Will do you have a movie in mind A movie Are you familiar
with the new Will's movie.
I got a movie for you,
it's a fun segment it is fun yeah for the first five we'll give Stu the first

(01:00:23):
five guesses so yeah Will came when did you get your concussion?
What did you get a concussion from?
Oh jeez Skyler remember?
Yeah and I flipped over the bed and whacked my head yeah so he
had a bad concussion but he came to podcast so we just
had him describe movies dude this was like a year
and a half ago this was last no like three years ago it

(01:00:44):
was after covid no it was not three years ago covid it
was like 2021 maybe a year ago no it was
like end of 2022 than that okay it was probably it
was my first winter back which was the end of 2022 yeah okay
no you're probably right then yeah dude i remember i came here though because
i was like committed to it and i was like i'll just i'll just go do the podcast
whatever forget you told us i'm not smoking weed because i think i have a concussion

(01:01:06):
and i was like i have not seen that really no you're gonna love that i need
to watch I watch more movies. I really do. It's so good.
I do have one in mind, though. I think I know what it is, then.
Huh? He's going to vaguely describe a movie via the plot. Tell all of us,
but yes. Did you see the movie, Stu?
Did you see what Riley showed him? No, but I don't know the movie.
That's fine. That's part of it. Should we think of one?

(01:01:28):
Oh, you want me to guess what the movie's about? Yeah, sure.
Here, give Stu the mic. You too, Stu. Oh, man. I don't know if I can do that.
I think I'm pretty decent at this. I know the ins and outs of Carter Brain.
Yeah. I don't think you understand. No, I think he's primed for this,
actually. Yeah, I think he will do well. Yeah. Okay.
I have two, actually, in mind after this. All right. I'll try to do Riley's first.

(01:01:51):
I'm the Stu guest counter. I gotcha. All right, here we go. Have you seen this movie? No.
Normally, I've seen them, or I remember them from a while ago,
and I do my best. He's using trailers and cover art. Yes.
Okay, so... This is an AI-generated... Riley, I'll be honest with you,
man. My name is Will. All right, so...
This movie it's a really great movie that starts

(01:02:12):
out i haven't seen it's great and i'm i'm assuming
you know it's it's one of those movies that really touches
the heart and in this
movie it probably teaches you a lesson stop
saying probably you know this man is this man is saying every
movie it's gonna teach you something about life welcome
to this segment and i told you

(01:02:33):
i don't think he he was primed for it and so
i i bet this takes place in a very
nice i bet you've seen
the movie i think i know no no no
will you've seen the movie i've seen the movie yeah i've seen the
movie like 17 there you go and and
in this movie you have a you know a plot just like any other the movie has and

(01:02:59):
stalling this is this is quite the plot that involves a this is like i'm writing
a book report you need like a certain amount of words but what's the plot about the plot.
It's about a it's about a family and not any any type of family a family that
lives in a place where you can do really fun things if you practice do has the

(01:03:25):
blankest look on his face yeah because Because he's given zero details. What's the plot about?
What's the plot about? Do you know? Do you know it? Yeah, I gave him the movie.
He just needs to give me something that's not just generic movie.
No. This is the whole segment.
But at least he had given me some detail. No.
He's literally going, this has a plot? It has a plot, Stu.

(01:03:47):
This has a lesson? It's a family that probably wants to get better at this thing
that they do, and they live in this certain area, so they probably should get
better at it. I'm better at.
Transformers, Dark of the Moon Nope And in order to do this They have to get
into this Into this groove And if they don't get into the groove They might not be able to,

(01:04:12):
Survive Well you can use more details I don't know this movie No you do, you can use more details,
How about I do a movie I know Keep going I don't know how to keep going I don't
know anything about this movie Is it Emperor's New Groove?
No, but you're kind of like weirdly close. You saw Groove, right?
I feel like you're kind of close. Crunk.

(01:04:34):
You can ask questions, Stu, too. Lion King. That's Crunk. You haven't seen this. Ask questions.
Have you seen it? Yeah, he's seen it. It probably takes place in Hawaii.
After I've seen this movie like a long time ago, I think it takes place in Hawaii.
Yes, there is. There's a family. Is there a very large man with muscles?

(01:04:54):
Yeah, actually there is. Does he have a hook? No, he's got a,
he's got not a hook, but he's holding something.
I bet. Is it like a, it's kind of like a hook.
Is it a dick? He needs to use it in order to do the thing. That's actually correct.
In order to do the thing for them.

(01:05:15):
Oh my God. Yeah. There's a hook.
There's a chicken. There's a big dude with a hook. Yeah. Is there a small girl?
Yeah. Yeah. Is it Moana? Yeah.
How did you do that, though? I don't know if I gave a lot. It was the Hawaii.
Hawaii gives it away. The Hawaii, and then you said fam. Wait,

(01:05:36):
real quick. Jack is available.
Oh, yeah, interject, please. Get ready for your new movie, though,
Will. Oh, I have it already on deck.
Jack, you're live on Plunge 300. We just wanted to call you in briefly. How you doing?
I'm good. I'm eating a Philly cheesesteak Domino's pizza in my car as i drive
home how far is your drive today 20 minutes and i couldn't nothing couldn't

(01:06:02):
wait to get home nope i was starving okay jack what does 300 episodes of plunge mean to you,
A whole bunch of bullshit and good laughs and good friends.
Yeah. That was the pizza. Yeah, that was the pizza.
Fucking delicious. You know what? I actually did kind of fuck up,

(01:06:23):
though, because I had this meeting for two and a half hours on a Friday.
What a stupid, stupid thing to schedule.
But there's a CC's right by the office. And for the same price,
I could have just gone to CC's and crushed like 28 slices.
Wow. Yeah, but then you'd have to eat a CC's pizza.
Yeah, but like for $8, I mean, that's pretty good. You didn't get Philly cheesesteak, though.

(01:06:46):
Yeah, why don't you just get two Philly cheesesteaks for $13.99?
Well, they don't do the thin crust, you know, Philly cheese.
So I did the 50% off online order, anything on the menu. So I did $10, $10.
Then the store called me while I was in the store.
And I walked out and I said, hello. And they said, did you just walk out the

(01:07:07):
store? I was like, yeah. Did you mean to order a few pizzas? I'm like, oh yeah.
Just for me. What is it? Amateur hour? I ordered the coupon and then I did it
immediately again. Second order.
That's a March Madness order. They should ask no questions. Yeah, seriously.

(01:07:30):
Oh no, Jack. We actually got that one live on the show.
It's tough. I had Auburn in the office bracket I had Auburn as my winner ESPN
bracket I have Tennessee winning Hell yeah Hey Jack real quick Yeah of course,
Listen I'm a fan of one team I have to at least stick by that one,

(01:07:54):
Yeah, USC it is. That was mean. Hey, Jack, is one of those pizzas a Hawaiian
pizza? They're both steak and cheese.
Both Philly cheesesteaks. You got both? He didn't want to do one or the other?
You wanted 16 slices of Philly cheesesteak. What aren't you getting? I respect that.
Yeah, I got 28 total inches.

(01:08:15):
Philly cheesesteak pizza. Are you a Hawaiian guy, though, just in general?
If you put something on a piece of bread with cheese, I'm going to eat it.
You put pineapples on there, I'll eat it. Shit goes crazy. I love pineapple on pizza.
I have no problem with pineapple on pizza. I think it's kind of refreshing.

(01:08:35):
It's not my go-to, certainly. And certainly, it's apparently kind of a divided subject there.
If you just order pizza, you go like cheese pepperoni, right?
Yeah, we've had that debate. Five cheese, two beef. Yeah, cheese, two beef.
My sister-in-law, for their party, they were getting pizza. And she's like,
what do we get? Like four cheese, four pepperoni. I was like, four pepperoni.

(01:08:58):
They're vegan. So they're like, well, I don't know. I was like,
no, the four cheese, you nailed it.
Perfect. I was like, do one pepperoni, maybe two, but then throw in some variety in that other.
Yeah, that's what we ended up with. We ended up with a veggie and a meatloaf.
Nice hot that's the way to do it yeah i think the first episode i came on was
like episode i'm gonna guess i think it was like 121 i think yeah because you

(01:09:22):
were for you were here for 200,
that's why we needed to get you in here for three we're not even doing
video we're just hanging out in the living room right now what we haven't even
said that we're just in the living room watching basketball we got the the recording
equipment up here it's a vibe but i think i think when i first met you guys
i think you guys hadn't hit 100 yet i think you were like in the 90s when I
first met you I feel like I've been a part of Yeah probably,

(01:09:49):
Brian and Stu are here They're excited to meet you,
Very verbally I feel like I've met Stu Didn't Brian and Jack play in the trivia thing?
Yeah I faced off with Jack They've been met though We had to COVID again.

(01:10:09):
For the first time? I texted you almost two weeks ago And you did respond Damn
I just tried to call him out What did you say?
Hey, talk into a mic over there I texted you Hey BB boy, question for you And
you didn't answer And then on March 10th you sent me a TikTok That said,

(01:10:30):
that was just girl dinner,
Which very quickly turned into boy dinner Boy dinner is just to fill a cheesesteak
pizza. That's boy dinner right there.
Jack, do you want to play Fortnite tonight?
Hunter, how old are you? I was playing with my old roommate before I left.

(01:10:54):
Sarah's really into Fortnite right now. I can't learn another...
I can't learn another battle. I'm too old. I'm looking at 30.
I can't be learning a new system. I can't be that. Yeah.
Yeah, no. yeah no I just play offline WWE 2k now that's my life,

(01:11:16):
Jack, I wanted to text you about the new Final Fantasy. Which one? You still can.
Well, he never fucking answered me, so no, I can't. Well, you can try again.
He wants to talk to you about Final Fantasy. That's why he initially texted you.
That's cool. I haven't been waiting for 7 Rebirth to hit PC, but I'm pretty stoked.
I haven't played Nier Automata, and so Riley, I'll stop on this video game topic,

(01:11:38):
because I know you're like, whatever, this sucks as far as the topic goes.
It's a great topic. And the whole plot is basically this guy falls in love with
a pink goth girl and then... That sounds awesome. He's not wrong. It's a great game.
...and everyone else. Dude, I've... Have you heard about the mass exodus of

(01:11:58):
goth bitches to Canton, Ohio? Oh, man, dude.
Are you saying she were from? She and we're transporting them.
Wouldn't a mass exodus be from somewhere? It wouldn't be an exodus to somewhere
Well it's an exodus from somewhere to Canton, Ohio No we need to manufacture
goth bitches To exodize them to Canton, Ohio Why Canton, Ohio?

(01:12:24):
Well they love football Big football teams Goth bitches or Canton, Ohio?
Yes Well Jack we have to get back to Will's movies concussed now But we love
you and thank you for being part of The Plunge and The Plunge 300 And Plunging
5 A Cause And we can't wait for Plunging 6 A Cause and the sixth birthday episode,
which you will for sure be on. Woo-hoo.

(01:12:46):
On Six of Caws, I'm very excited about.
PSAC is going to be fun. PSAC? PSAC. You guys do better than that, right?
PSAC stands for Plenty of Seth. We've been four years together since COVID we met.
Poop sack. I think around this month in COVID.
That's true. It sure has. Well, Jack, you enjoy your two pizzas.

(01:13:06):
Enjoy your heartburn, and we'll catch you on the flippity side.
Died bye jack bye jack i love you love you
bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye i don't like
when i call jack because his for some reason his contact
alphas what i have for his contact
info weird so when i call him it goes it initially shows what i have is his

(01:13:29):
contact which is his ass which i like when i'm calling him and then it just
warps to a baby staring at me the baby goes the baby not a baby i know either
which is the concerning part that That whole time calling me,
there was just a baby staring at me.
That's not my contact. I think Hunter has the same one. Yo, Vermont coming back a little bit.
So, Will, you had another movie
for all of us. Got another movie for everybody. Hell yeah. Let's do it.

(01:13:53):
All right, this would be a little better because I know this damn movie.
You knew the last movie. I knew the last movie. All right, blind shot coming
here, Shawshank Redemption. No.
No. You have to go off what Will has seen.
Wayne's World. He's seen some movies. Wayne's World. I've seen more shows than
movies. Wayne's World 2. No So this movie starts off.

(01:14:13):
That wasn't picked up I said the band Fountains of Wayne The band Fountains
of Wayne That band is so That band is so Fucking,
Mainstream Keep the same energy You want to go deep For this one Really Pulls
Damien's voice From that really Boils my Bands Boils my bands It's my It's my Tom DeLonge voice,

(01:14:35):
Where are you Where are you And my bones boil Wait Next karaoke You get up there
Like I already do this at karaoke, dude. No, no, no, but you have to be Damien.
All right, so the movie starts off, and like any other movie,
it's quite the scene they set for a nice, awesome area to be able to do some stuff.

(01:15:00):
I don't want to give it away, so I'm going to really... Okay,
should Impossible fall out? No.
Is it Dog Days, the skateboarding documentary?
No. What? Documentary? are you so true like
anything like anything you got you know you got a fam is
it are we there yet daddy daycare is gas daycare no and like i said cool area

(01:15:25):
and this family college road trip starring raven simone no no no is it martin lawrence is it snow day.
Is it snow day though no it's not snow day okay what are these guesses,

(01:15:47):
will guesses all right so cool it
is a cool place if it does actually
it does get colder because if you
if you will weather is a big factor in
this cloudy with a chance of meatballs balls nope twister no
it's actually not like anything not that not that
weather because it's not it's not like it's 2012 the

(01:16:09):
whole movie and it's not hot the whole movie either tremors you
know so it's a little bit of both in the movie but let's
go back to the family elf living in this cool place nope not elf and this family
tv read there's the star there's one guy in the movie that you really want to
pay attention to for like big time pay attention to and then there's there's

(01:16:29):
There's somebody that he really admires from...
You know, you could say his fam and the movie as well. So he is a big fan.
And you could say what he does in his free time.
Was it the Ed and Eddie movie? Nope. What he does in his free time,
his person in his family that he really likes supports him and does it with him. Step Brothers.

(01:16:55):
Kind of sounds like a hint that they're doing drugs, but I'm not. Is it Holes?
No. Oh, that's funny. It's a brother-buddy comedy. No. Salt burn.
Wickerious. Stand by me. Let's go a little bit further here.
In the movie, the parents are not doing well.

(01:17:18):
Financially, health-wise, not doing well.
Relationship-wise, they're not doing well. The parent. It doesn't actually cause
them to do anything drastic.
Is it 17 again? again what is it 17 again no
that's funny though but matthew perry do
you have any guesses over there stew nothing yet you don't give us anything

(01:17:39):
yet keep going there's a family they've
just gone through and go through a lot of movies it's awesome it's not max keeble's
big move no okay no that's but he's million dollar cook-off the motocross you
could say this that mighty ducks There's somebody in the family that decides
we need to we need to go somewhere else because our V.

(01:18:01):
Nope Are we done yet?
No if I guessed are we there yet and it was actually are we done yet? I'd be so bad No.
But that's good That's kind of yes a lot of these are good guesses.
They're not like bad which a lot of similar movies out there I guess but,
Agent Cody Banks. No. A sequel. I was literally, before he started talking,

(01:18:26):
I was going to be like, Agent Cody Banks 2.
That's a good guess. But he started talking. Those are good movies.
You can just cut them off with guesses.
No, it's like right before he started saying the movie.
So then they decided, they go. They go and they do what the guy in the family
said we need to do because it's important for him because his,
you could say his career brings them there.

(01:18:50):
Is it grownups? Nope. But it's a big change for the fam, especially going back
to the whole... No, it's not.
But going back to the whole... Is it Sandler? No.
Okay. No, it's not. And he does this thing with the person in the fam that he
really likes, and now he can't do it anymore.
That was a big hint. Like I said, you got to dig deep for this one, guys.

(01:19:13):
You should know it. This was after the move? After the move? Is it animated?
Is this animated? I want you to know, you're in the ballpark with the guesses
like Air Bud and not grownups, but going back to the snow, whatever.
Snow Day. Snow Day, yeah.
What's the movie with Zach Galifianakis where they're skiing and snowboarding?
It's not that movie, but I want to watch it. Due Date? Ice Out?

(01:19:35):
No. What movie? Due Date. No. That was on the top of the RDJ as well.
So now they're in a new place. Brothers, they did something and now we can't.
Like I said, the weather. The weather. The weather.
Snow. Important. Something with snow. Before Christmases. So now they're doing something different.
We said this isn't Sandler, right? No, not Sandler. Now they're doing something different.
Him and his... So, oh, oh, big part of this is the guy he used to do the thing

(01:19:59):
with doesn't, like, go with them. He doesn't move.
So he's the guy, the main character now is pissed, sad, hates his parents because
they brought him here. The entourage movie.
He's giving a lot of hints here now. And then now he starts doing this thing,
He goes to this new school with his sister and shit And gets made fun of a lot

(01:20:21):
Because he's not He's not in with the people around here Cheaper by the dozen
You guys are really close though
You can't guess this right now Is it a Fucking yours, mine, and ours No.
Go back Go back more to their thing Think about Who makes it It's a Disney original

(01:20:44):
movie Stu is getting very warm Oh fuck What?
He's Stu is absolutely correct Is it Flicka? So There's a big thing Is it Full
Court Miracle? Story of the Judah Maccabees? Fuck of the Irish?
So good No Smart House Smart House So then there's So there's a big event At
the end to basically Like show like the The coolness And like to see if he fits

(01:21:08):
in enough Meet the Robinsons?
Nope Oh Yeah it is isn't it? Is this High School Musical? No.
No, but at the end, basically faces off against this dude.
It's got to be an animated Disney. It's not animated. I will give you that.
It's like a Disney original movie.
It's like a... Not motocross. It's like a Minutemen or like a...

(01:21:32):
Camp Rock? Holy crap right now. Lemonade Mouth?
What's the other one? They're snowboarding. It's Johnny Tsunami.
No, you're right there. What? You're right there.
It's Johnny... Yeah, Johnny... Johnny Capahalla back on board? Yes, it is.
Never seen it. Never seen it.
They're not snowboarding in Johnny Capahalo back on board. Yes, they are.

(01:21:52):
No, Johnny Tsunami is the one where they... Oh, okay. Then you had Johnny Tsunami
then. Yeah, Johnny Tsunami. Is that only spiky hair?
I can picture the color. I can't believe how close I was joke-guessing Disney Channel Originals.
In the beginning, I was like, oh my God, it's a Disney Channel Original movie. Yeah.
That's a deep cut. No, I've never seen it. Johnny Capahalo...
I thought you knew that one, Stu.
Johnny Capahalo back on board is a crazy pull. I just want...
It really is. I just want that acknowledged. acknowledged his

(01:22:15):
crazy pull i i had minute men in my head for
so long starring jason dolly and mitchell
musso it was just
there i was like i know it's a digity original movie he's shitting holy crap
yeah that one was fun there's a wild these are fun i
like the inside wills you got another
i want one more i get another one

(01:22:37):
going talking to mike big dogman this is the best segment on the show i love
it lifetime accumulation it's great for the listeners because they're screaming
at the yeah no i don't think anyone was yeah that no one was yelling at johnny
tsunami i remember one time he did holes after like the second like it's holes you idiot.
What do i know somebody else guys send me some movies i'll pick one you know

(01:23:00):
i won't look like i can't think right now i don't know let it shine let it shine
is the best movie ever dude i almost I almost did that one.
There's more than a crush, more than a like, like, more than a love.
I think I did that one before.
Catamount going down five against Duke. I think I have a good one. I will participate.
All right. You and Seek crushed Wagner. If he hasn't seen it,
it's going to be upsetting.

(01:23:20):
That is upsetting. I haven't. I should have seen that, but I haven't.
Talking to the mic. I haven't, dude. Talking to the mic. What was it?
I haven't seen Bruce Almighty. You haven't seen Bruce Almighty?
No. Hey, I need you to talk into the mic. You're a professional.
Bruce Almighty. Thank you. Even I've seen that.
I'm better than you to be fair Hunter is usually holding a mic yeah that's true

(01:23:42):
also we were going to share can I give you my mic give me back my fucking mic
no I haven't I have a good one Drew really said no like I said I haven't seen
a lot of movies which makes it even harder for me to do this segment.
That's the best that's the best lane of

(01:24:04):
will is kind of no i saw it
once i'm a guest have you
seen that movie i think okay go ahead go with riley's recent past this could
be anything that's true so but i know right i've watched 700 movies i'm a letterboxd
my recent my friends watch the list is just riley's feed all right i actually

(01:24:26):
watched this this last week, but I forgot to log it.
I have a pregame pick. Is it Dr. Doolittle?
That's a good guess. Is it Flubber?
Another great guess. I wanted Mansion. If you didn't have a copy of Flubber
on VHS in your house, were you even raised?
Were you even born? Wait, I just thought of a really good one to do.
Should I do the other one then? Listen, Will.
We can do as many as we want. I'm going to do the one Riley did.

(01:24:50):
I'm going to do the best I can with it, but this movie's going to start off like any other movie.
You got you know you got your main characters and you got a plot you got a plot
this one doesn't have anything to do with weather or you know there's definitely
an antagonist weather involved yeah.

(01:25:11):
There's there's somebody what's uh no no that's funny though it's a christmas
there's there's somebody you want to focus on in this movie normally because
it's normally yeah it's normally about him,
Especially when you watch the movie. Is it wanted? It's not wanted.
Let's try it. But, so, I want to say, in this movie, it teaches a big lesson

(01:25:34):
that I don't think we, or he even knew was going to probably come about,
or they, if you want to identify as anything you choose. Big, good burger.
Wonka. No, wow, no.
And you kind of get sucked into this movie.
Brooks of being a wallflower. I don't get sucked into anything.
You get sucked into this movie real easily because you're like,

(01:25:56):
man, it's fun to look at what's happening. It's a Jumanji.
It's really fun to look at what's happening because it's actually kind of similar
to Jumanji. Don't use that to base your guesses. Is it Zathra?
No, but don't use it to base your guesses because it will throw you off to think that way.
But when you go back, we'll come back to it. I can't really remember the beginning,

(01:26:18):
but I just know. The Ben 10 movie.
What? The Ben 10 movie.
What the hell was that? We gotta guess what's that. Is it Scooby-Doo trapped in the Cyberverse?
No, it's not. Great cyber chase. Thank you. That's a great movie.
Best Scooby-Doo, I think, out there. Really? I'm jealous.
Oh, yeah. All right. So you get, like I said, you get sucked into this movie.

(01:26:41):
There's basically some parts that I forget, but there's parts that you shouldn't
forget because it's important to know what happens in the end.
And so- Is it the first date? You want to go through levels To get past I might have just You know.
You want to go through levels Game 1 That's hilarious Will can I change it?

(01:27:06):
It has the same plot As what you apparently described Wait what?
What does he describe? Is it Ready Player One? No No.
Shut up, Drew. I literally got nothing.
I hate you, bees. Same exact plot. I literally got nothing. Carry on with that.
It's the same exact plot.
But have you seen this new movie? Yes. Okay, good. A while ago.

(01:27:29):
A few times a while ago, though. Better advantage. Okay, yeah.
So, literally, basically the same exact plot, but a little different because
there's basically somebody... There's just two people you're focusing on.
There's two groups you're focusing on.
Girl. No. This is... Yeah, it's two groups.
Grease. And in this group, this one specific group it starts with has a lot of help from friends.

(01:27:51):
And these friends, you know, Red Dawn, they have the power of friendship,
being able to do basically whatever you want.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Nope. But then the other group. The Outsiders.
Nope. The other group basically has the capability of doing whatever they really

(01:28:13):
want to do. Is it Twilight?
Is it Star Wars? Nope. And one of the guys is doing a experiment and accidentally
involves the other group.
And the other group doesn't really realize it.
And boom, fucking shit goes down.

(01:28:36):
And they're stuck dealing with each other's lives now.
Gamer. No, I thought you were going to get it right there. Really?
I'll be honest with you. I also thought he was going to get it based off the
excitement. Go the other direction.
And let me just say this. One of the benefits a lot, you know,
because both of them are very similar groups.

(01:28:57):
They're both like groups that have families and friends.
And they have to now, they basically trade places, but it's not trading places. I'll say that.
Oh. Hold on. Freaky Friday came to him. Freaky Friday. No, not Freaky Friday.
That's two individual people. it's kind of like freaky friday yes two

(01:29:17):
main characters are guys i guess there's more than main
characters because it affects everybody the two main characters are guys yes
they are guys but it affects everybody and we're going to vr and the younger
kid plays the older guy no but no you're thinking there's a lot of these this
free guy is this free guy no no go like,

(01:29:38):
The two guys swap places.
I don't want to give it away, but like, yeah, they swap places.
It's not really like a movie. Is it the change-up? That's the hint I'll give
you. It's not quite guys either. Is it the change-up? No. They are males.
Is it the new Jumanji with Kevin Hart and The Rock? No. One of them has power
and the next couple friends.

(01:29:58):
They're both from totally separate universes.
Yeah. Is it the scumbag project?
Is it a superhero film, Will? It's not, but it's Go That Direction, Stu.
Is this the very odd parents swap over? Is it Jimmy Timmy Power? It is!
That's not a movie! That's a movie. That's no way in hell that's a movie.

(01:30:21):
That's a TV special. But I got one more before we get into it.
Is it the Jimmy Neutron cyber chasers?
Or no, the fairly odd parents cyber chaser movie? What was the first one? Wreck-It Ralph.
As he was going i was like wait he's describing another movie
right now that i think would be very funny um the jimmy jimmy

(01:30:41):
power hour there's yeah i saw it
moving in his brain i was like he's got it he has it i count that
as a tv special is it that's a tv specials or
movies i got one more i want to do the cutest little fart he moaned all right
so there you go this is a good good one i haven't seen this in a while agent
cody bakes too nope who sent you this one no this is off off the dome for all

(01:31:06):
you guys yes i just made somebody said something that made me think of it,
all right so in this movie there's uh
there's a lot going on i'll say that no and definitely
i had to think why no shout out shout out
shout out the three spike lee joint
no so you got like a like a family just like any other movie there's a family

(01:31:28):
families in these movies good fellas and there's there's a they live in like
a nice place I'll say that it's like a really cool place monster house,
monster house eats the fries farts and then runs out of the building.

(01:31:48):
These uh there's these things in the
movie that are really important to these to this
family and to these to these people there's there's like
another family i think too is it
us no but there's there's
somebody out there that's really mean and mean girls and they want to stop whatever

(01:32:13):
is happening here is it star wars no the documentary of putin it's kind of funny
because I... Mein Kampf.
Mein Kampf is a movie. There's a lot of these things. Oh, God. The zone of interest?
No, there's a lot of these things and one of them...

(01:32:34):
Is is just mean to these things and there's a
family that sees it and wants
to kind of help because they have
so is this the hunger games nope this
this one family has a the
same thing but it's different than the other people's
things because they don't have as many but it's the same thing is this

(01:32:56):
the incredibles nope and the other the
other people like i said are very mean to their things but 12
years i knew you were
going there and there's so i
actually i'm gonna i'm gonna change this because i'm remembering this movie
and i was saying this thank you it's not a family yet it's just two people that

(01:33:16):
are they go on a date and they combine their things blended nope and marley
and me nope is this yours mine and ours nope she about doesn't uh no Nope. Crazy Rich Asians.
It's not. Let me say the things are things that we all have too.
It's our phone. Some sort of dog thing.
Marley and me? Nope. I just guessed that. I don't listen to you. The Secret Life of Pets?

(01:33:42):
Nope. Good guess. Isle of Dogs? No. No. Trace was so bad.
Hang on one second. Stewie Stump.
Pujo. Old Yeller. How this How this happens.
Mad dog spot. There's, like I said, the mean person doesn't have really much
of, I don't think they have a family or whatever. That's not really. 101 Dalmatians?

(01:34:04):
Ah, man. There you go.
Oh, Cruella. We were all about to say it. Yeah, 101 Dalmatians. Great movie, dude.
Throwback. I was about to say. The animated one or like? No, like the real one.
Yeah. Because I was going to get into the whole like how she buys the dogs.
Cruella. Cruella. I have to see. I haven't seen that. Very good.
Emma Stone has a great job.

(01:34:26):
I fell asleep. Hunter, I did have a realization the other day before we get
out of here regarding the wheel. Stewie's familiar with the wheel. I am.
I like that you know what The Wheel is, but... I've seen most of the movies on The Wheel.
Do you listen to the... You don't listen to podcasts. I just know what The Wheel
is. No, that's what I'm saying. It's a phenomenon. That's a transcendent podcast.
Does anybody need to spin? Will hasn't watched Sharknado, so...

(01:34:47):
No, he hasn't watched Sharknado yet.
You ever watch your movies? I watched the first one. I watched Lord of the Rings.
I don't like them. Oh, you want to spin? It's a tough one to watch, Nick. You want to spin?
Brian, you finish your movies? What movies do you want? I have one more Van Wilde.
What do you have, Brian? Van Wilde. Van Wilde. I don't want to spend right now.
I'm trying to watch Blade Runner and then EEO.

(01:35:08):
Actually, it's funny you say that. You should make a dolphin.
EEO. Everything everywhere all at once.
Hunt, I'm ready. I think it's time. We add duologies to the outstanding duologies.
Outstanding. What? Duologies like two movies. Twos. I think we've already done
that with Zorro. We have some.
I think we have Zorro. Zorro was an accident. We thought there was like 15 of those. Wheel? No.

(01:35:32):
Because right now Blade Runner. of directors yeah and right
now blade runners on there which is a two but those
are paddington was a two paddington what
a great film no no standalone every movie
ever well i watch my own standalones yeah that's how that works so i have the
list of duologies i haven't seen yet okay that will be wait can we do an in-person

(01:35:52):
they're written down right i have them written down yeah can i we're gonna do
a random number generator i already have i have two movies right I have two
franchises still. We're going to flip.
Number, the top one's head, the bottom is coins. Is this third?
Read them first. Siri, flip a coin. Top is... For what?
There's like 15 movies on here. Fucking pick a number, and I'm going to do random

(01:36:14):
number generator 1 through 15. Yeah. Okay.
I'm not crazy, right? He's gaslighting me? It's 11. It's 11.
Okay. We're going to do a random number drill. And this is for, do we want to list?
All right. No, no, no. Not yet. I don't want to know. I'll list the numbers
after as we go through them.
All right. So you're doing a random number generator one through 11?
Yeah. You could just say, Siri, give me a number one through 11. Five. Five.

(01:36:38):
That is going to be 28 days later. Ooh, good one. Beautiful.
The good part about the duologies are some of them are just really good movie. Most of them are good.
Yeah. 28 weeks and then... If I got number one, that was going to be it.
Which actually we can say kind of is three because they're going to come out
with a third one. Well, I'm going to watch the old one too. I'm going to watch the Tim Curry one too.

(01:37:02):
There's two new ones and then there's an old one.
Oh no, the second one is when they're adults, right? I don't watch scary movies.
I don't watch scary movies. I watch thrillers.
We have The Hustler.
Nice, yes. Kill Bill. Kill Bill's getting crazy. Hellboy. Hellboy's good.
28 Days Later, which I will now be watching. I have the Blank of Thieves franchise.

(01:37:28):
The Band of Thieves. The Army of Thieves. Those ones. The guy with the fucking safe cracking.
Gremlins. Nice. The Raid. I don't remember what some of these are,
but I looked up best duologies.
Blade Runner. Yep. Train Spotting. And Old Boy.
Old boy old boy is good yeah so those

(01:37:49):
are the boys is that what i'm thinking of the japanese not
japanese yeah that that one i think might be a
trilogy too i'll watch all three if there's three but i've seen i
know there's at least i know there's two i know there's directly two
they have different names a lot of the duologies don't even directly call themselves
i've seen old boy has one of the coolest fighting sequences yeah it has like

(01:38:09):
a side scroller it's fucking awesome so those are the new movies to go on the
wheel i finally have cranked off a enough cranking that hog to add these on.
I watched the first Die Hard at Mikey's house because I was like,
I don't want to pay for these.
We watched it the night we flew in. Is it a Christmas movie?

(01:38:31):
Yeah, it is for sure a Christmas movie. A thousand percent a Christmas movie. I agree with that.
I was awake for enough to take away. I would come in and out every five minutes or so.
Also add on to your wheel. So I'm probably going to watch Die Hard again.
You should add on to your wheel the old Dunes.
No. It's one. It's just one. The old Dune. No. When Twisters comes out, add Twister.

(01:38:51):
That's fair. You got to do that. That is fair. Do you have the Equalizers out
there? They're on the real wheel. Okay. What is it?
Equalizers. Two old dudes. Yeah, but they're each Dune and Dune.
Two different Dunes. Yeah, but they're not the same franchise.
I petitioned to add Sherlock Holmes with RDJ. Is there both? There's two.
Sherlock Holmes and then Game of Shadows. Okay, yeah. Those are good. Can I switch mine to Saw?

(01:39:16):
No, you can't switch yours, Will. Well, you can't switch. Just watch the Sharknadoes. Fine.
Can you hit me with a wheel right now? I don't have the wheel with me. It's kept safe at home.
We'll get you a wheel ASAP. I mean, I just want to know what it is.
You don't have to watch them right away, but you can't spin again until you watch those.
Once I finish my Van Wilder. I'll just watch them again. Hopefully it's still
on Van Wilder. Whoever gets Sharknado.

(01:39:37):
The wheel is a phenomenon. What's yours?
I don't remember. I took one with Brian.
I don't remember what it was. I'm on Van Wilder. What was his?
His wasn't Van Wilder. What was mine? It's not horrible.
No. Well, I had to watch all of the Family Vacations. And then Van Wilder was
like an addition to that.
Nick, what was your recent one? Can I watch a shitty one to replace,

(01:39:58):
like, a known? Yeah, you want Tremors? I have the set.
If I watch Tremors, can I watch Riddick?
Yeah, you can watch Riddick. Isn't Cloverfield the duology? Three.
I guess there was a third, right? There's three, yeah.
There's Cloverfield, Cloverfield Paradox, and 13 Cloverfield Lantern.
Yes. Something like that. what's a what's a franchise that has about five movies

(01:40:18):
because i feel like that's fair to give me five movies to watch if i ever want
another matrix has four i'll do the matrix yeah i'll watch the matrix hunger
games has five now the new one john wick have you seen hunger games.
That's a good one. Do Hunger Games now. I feel like I'm committing a cardinal
sin because I don't remember what it was.
That's not your fault, though. It kind of is, but you don't remember.

(01:40:41):
Pirates? It wasn't Pirates.
Pirates is the first spin in the history of the wheel. I haven't seen that.
No. Four. Pirates? There's five. How many Terminators? I don't know. Three? There's three.
Terminator, Terminator 2, Judgment Day, Terminator 3.
There's Salvation. There's a lot. I can look this up. The golden one.
Is he really? Really? Christian Bale is in one of the Terminators.

(01:41:03):
That's crazy. I didn't know that. Rocky. You could do Starm.
He already watched Rocky with me.
He's the first three, and I watched four, five, and half of six with Riley. Damn, dude.
Oh, Fast and Furious. Oh, there is a lot of fucking Terminators.
I believe that all the Rockies were like an hour and a half.
Just do... On the peak cinema. Be on a Matt Damon.
Just the Bourne identity. He just plays Matt Damon. That's on the wheel.

(01:41:25):
All right, so there's Terminator, Terminator 2, Judgment Day. It was mine.
Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines. I think you did get Bourne,
actually. I've seen them, though.
I saw the last... No, the latest one, Born 4, the ultimatum, in theory.
Jason Bourne. How about Shrek? I watched the Shrek movies. Shrek 1,
2, 3. They're coming with the fifth one.

(01:41:49):
Last Wish. Did I inadvertently see mine, then? I don't think so.
You may have gotten Bourne. I think you did get Bourne.
I doubted familiar. Brian did get the Bourne series But I'd seen it I don't
know if I spun again for me though I think you I don't know I don't remember
I don't remember I watched You listen And I I listen like weekly Yeah,

(01:42:10):
I watched the entire Star Wars original trilogy waiting for my flight.
Not even waiting for my flight, waiting to leave. Our flight,
we had to leave the house at 2 a.m., so I went, I'm not going to bed.
Isn't that a combined like nine hours? Four, five, six, right?
Yeah, it's probably seven and a half.
The original trilogy? Yeah. It's four, five, six, right? It's seven and a half.
They're all like two to two and a half.

(01:42:31):
Can I add to your duology list? Yeah. Have you seen Train to Busan?
No. All right, so there's a- Duality of Bam. So that one, and then there's one
called Peninsula. Peninsula. What about Death on the Nile?
Murder on the Orient Express and Death on the Nile. Are those movies? Yeah.
Sure. You could add that, yeah. I don't remember what... I know those two,
and I know that you're right.

(01:42:54):
They're based off of Agatha Christie. How many Indiana Joneses are there?
So many. That's on the wheel.
There's five. I hope you get that one. No, the new two? With the two new ones?
Skull and then Dial of Destiny. Oh. Seven. Indiana Jones? Jones?
Yeah, I thought there were seven.
He's on there. Yeah, but Trained Busan has become one of my favorite movies.

(01:43:15):
Should we make a wheel group chat? I know it's the movie.
We already have a wheel. Do you just want to be added to the wheel? Yeah.
You won't talk, but I won't talk, but if you do my name and go,
hey, I need a wheel spin, I'll give you a wheel spin. Sure.
Will I do? Get in there. You don't have to. You can also just text me independently.

(01:43:36):
I'm going to change your contact name to the wheel the
wheel the wheel no just wheel wheel wheel
right now instead of the hunt you're just the wheel or just
wheel there's way more diehards than i thought so what movie
i watch hunger games treasure planet yeah hunger games treasure planet my um
that's a good one last thing my i looked at my stats my letterboxd stats for

(01:43:59):
the year is that like a pro thing yes i think they do money for that they do
a year in review for everyone yeah I got like a weekly email too.
Yeah, they do a wrapped at the end of the year, but I can look at my stats at
any time. It tells me my favorite actors.
Because of the wheel. It's out of
control this year. I have a feeling it's Sylvester. Fuck, what's his name?

(01:44:22):
Sylvester's in the lead. No, it's Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel was 2023. Fuck. 2024.
I don't know what you've watched. Tyler Perry. 2023, my two favorites were Tyler
Perry and the guy who voices Kermit the Frog. I'm trying to think.
What you've watched so far. 2024 is Sylvester. It's 19. It tells you how many

(01:44:46):
films they're in that you've watched.
Oh, Expendables, yeah. Sylvester is 19.
And then in second place right now with 13, it's going to be 16 next week.
Is it Statham? Do I have to find out who it is?
You'll know if you go look at my page. Is it Keanu? It's for sure Keanu. Oh, Matrix, yeah.
John Wick. John Wick, Bill and Ted.

(01:45:08):
Yeah. And Matrix. And then Matrix. tricks you're just like
an actor's vibe right i fucking love keanu and
i love no you know what's nice because last year
i hated my top actor and this year i love
the both of the two tyler perry that's dia
ruined his life media did ruin my life for like two like two months two months
it was probably a month how many movies there a lot i think it was 16 i think

(01:45:34):
it was 16 medina i hated that's not because that took forever it was just the
whole episode yeah they're so hard for me to get through.
Muppets I did in a week. One clean week. Muppets Christmas Carol.
Best movie ever. Did them all.
Did I stutter? Did I stutter? Yeah, Keanu.
Love Keanu. Cannot act. It's the funniest thing. So stoic.

(01:45:54):
It's the funniest thing in Hollywood. You would argue that he can though because
you keep going back for more. I can't. Oh no, I love him.
It's like Sweeney. Sweeney can't act.
Oh, she's got big humbadungadoo. Dude, her Humbadungadoos were on display in Anyone But You.
They have a shower scene where she's just getting railed. It was hot.

(01:46:16):
I've watched the one episode of Euphoria.
It's literally the first episode. Bungabingos. First episode.
She has this movie called The Voyeur.
She's got a chest full of Oromungudungu, and I want a feast.
Is that the one where there's a peeping Tom?
She has this movie called The Voyeur where it's just softcore porn.

(01:46:36):
Not even it's just porn is that just the.
I don't even know. I've only seen it in clips on other websites.
Don't. Don't do any busy Oscar nights.
Wild. The one I think about it, it's clips.
She and her boyfriend are in a new apartment and they're overlooking two people
that like fight, but then they, when they fight, then they have sex and then

(01:46:58):
they just, they just watch these people. That sounds nice.
It becomes their thing. Dude, did you say she gets, do you see her tits like
the first episode of Euphoria?
Yes. They really knew how to draw on the audience. For sure.
It's not even, it's, It's the first episode is just everything.
They're going back to record season three now. It's so funny that every actor.
I want them to make a flavor of Skittle that is just the color of her nipple.

(01:47:20):
Because that's what it looks like.
I don't know if that's sending me to horny jail or what. I don't have a big
enough stick to hit everybody.
You got to write that one down, dude. My stick needs to be bigger.
Or the mongoose. Or a mongo-dongoo. That would be the flavor. Or a mongo-dongoo.
Mongoobites. It's Sidney Sweeney pink. You're done.
That's it Mungu A little hint of milk Dude, Hunter just wants Mungu dungu Hunter

(01:47:44):
just wants some Mungu bites, dude Dude.
I might be going to like State horny prison Yeah, dude You go to the state penitentiary
We have a cell right there Tuba's with us State penitentiary Skittles is gonna
hit you up Tuba is criminally horny At all times,
Dude, Tuba needs to be stopped With the Vegas Yeah Dude, he has had Vegas changed

(01:48:06):
him I think he's had enough Or mungu dungu Thank you guys for listening to episode
300 of The Plunge. This is Plunge-er.
Thank you, Drew, for coming on. Drew, we'll see you in two years.
Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew. Any parting words?
Drew the stew. All right. Well, boys, cheers. Here's to another 100 episodes.

(01:48:29):
Here's to another 300, as I said to Adam. Yep. Another 300, guys.
We got to be surpassing Sam PC pretty soon, which is funny.
How long did they start before us? Just episode wise I don't know what they
got to Imagine when we get to 364 Did we go to Sam PC 300 or 200?
What? Did we go to Sam PC 300 or 200? 200 I think we may have surpassed everyone,

(01:48:55):
Episode wise Did we change the podcast name to Oramungu Dungu?
Yeah What's up guys welcome to Oramungu Dungu Stay more.

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