Bama Billy's Bachelor Bash - Will's Bachelor Party Recap| Episode #313 (Season 7 Debut) - The Plunge

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Welcome to my life! That's the name of the song.
Love Simple Plan, man. Please tell me you got all that.
Songs? Yeah, a lot of throwbacks. I took the plunge and had the time of my life.
I finally took the plunge! You know what? Just break.
Music.

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Watch me Come on, come on I'm gonna sing Take it all, all, all,
dig it Take it all, all, all, dig it Take it all, all, all, dig it Take it all,
all, all, dig it What's up, guys?
Welcome to The Plunge. Today is a day, joining me as always,
my lovely husband, Riley.
Your foot's on my fucking microphone cord. Season 7!

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Quality. Joining us. Quality. Loosely, as always. And as you can see, the captain himself.
Captain Groom. Groom to be. We get SB Dubbs. Say what's up, dude.
It's good to be back, man.
I'm just happy to be here. I'm on team. We actually took your final brain cell this weekend. You did.
We claimed it. It's ours now. I was staring at the wall, and I didn't know what

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to do with myself for like three days.
And if there's one thing I'd like to declare entering season seven,
season six is in the past. We're on to year seven.
It's that I love crazy rich Asians. You did.
I love them. Made you a lot of money. I love everything about crazy rich Asians. except one thing.
Fucking Awkwafina. Thank you. Awkwafina won you a pound of money.

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You're supposed to be on cue there. I'm kind of disappointed.
I was racking my brain. I was like, what happened to Crazy Rich Asians?
What happened to the CRA machines?
What happened to the money printers? It took me a minute to figure out what
you were abbreviating, and I was like, oh my God, it's Crazy Rich Asians.
It's Crazy Rich Asians. It's always been Crazy Rich Asians. Dude,
we sat there for like 10 minutes, immediately got abbreviated to CRA. It's the money printer.

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Unreal, man. Yeah, it's the U.S. Treasury. We went to Foxwoods this weekend.
20 people, very ridiculous.
That was awesome. Bachelor part. Yeah. When everyone was all together and walking,
that was probably a sight to see. We could have did anything.
Yeah. If you saw a herd at Foxwoods this weekend, it was us. Yep. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Will, you made it. I did make it, man.

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We got a lot of comments on you. You did wear a captain's hat that says groom
on it. The whole entire time, yeah. How did that go? It went great.
My least favorite part. You had a lot of waitresses be like,
there's still time to run, honey.
The first thing that happened when we were in line for Subway,
dude, the woman asked me if I was somebody famous that was here last weekend, and I was like, no, no.

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You're world to t-shirts, brother. What he's leaving out is the craziest part.
He goes, it might have been.
It wasn't. He wasn't there last weekend.
Could have been me because she kept saying, I was like, no, I thought somebody
was also wearing that hat last weekend.
And I was like, I don't like that. I run this city. Yeah. This is my hat.
In New York.

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I run this city. I run this city. It was nice getting compliments with the hat,
but when I wasn't with you guys, I definitely had no confidence.
Evidence i will say
you did make me laugh the the last night that we
were there because you had the hat off and and your brother
told you to put it back on you went i don't want to wear the hat anymore i
was like i was like i'm sick of the hat for a minute

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i just want to take it off now i wore it all weekend i'm not a hat guy you did
you legitimately other than like that one isolated isolated incident it was
on your head i gave it to dave for a little bit dave was wearing it He can't
be wearing the hat I have a video of him wearing the hat And I don't really
remember giving it to him Damn you beat me there,
He can't wear the hat We need to have no evidence No evidence of Dave Why?

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He can't wear the hat Dave wasn't even at bowling Dave wasn't at bowling Dave
actually wasn't even there at Foxwoods Having to explain to.
Fives of people Oh the whole bowling thing
That Dave couldn't come to bowling that was wild
i didn't even i kind of forgot all about that man like that
was i told him before i was like listen your bowling

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ban is is kind of like the speed limit it's like a recommendation of the law
you're only gonna get in trouble if you get caught you can go bowling he's like
i will not go bowling so he can never go bowling again that's his 97 percent
of places is in New England, yeah. That's his decision.
Not me if I was banned from bowling. Still go bowling from time to time.

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Do you want to know why I haven't gone bowling since the incident?
Bowling's fun as fuck. Bowling is
fun as fuck, especially when it's a nice bowling alley. We'll get there.
Also, Kyle's a ringer. Yeah, did not see that one coming. Wait, what do you mean? Kyle?
Our Kyle. Not your Kyle. There was two Kyles. It confused me a little.

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So what do you mean he's a ringer? He rolled a 185.
Oh. That was the second game when we took bumpers off. I got you now.
I forgot what that meant. He's a ringer, brother. He's a ringer. That is nasty.
Maybe bring Kyle to this. He doesn't go bowling. We should bring Kyle to this
more, dude. Start hustling people.
What are you, a big bowling guy now? Bowling hustler? Listen,

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I'm a big bowling guy, dude. Wait, are you really?
I'm not lying, dude. So my work event does a bowling thing, and we go.
And I went in, like, May, and I had so much fun, and I kept asking people if
they wanted to go back. No one wanted to go back. Should have asked you guys.
Are you kidding me? Even the one in Manchester is very fun.
Well, dude, it would be like, I don't know, Five bucks a gallon of beer in free...

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No, bowling's very expensive now.
Is it? Ever since they had to pay off Dave, the price has gone through the roof.
No, he's not right. It is kind of pricey on certain days, man.
You got to find yourself a deal.
It's not quite that reason, but it is very expensive. Yeah.
So Wood Weekend... What do you prefer, Wood Weekend or Bama Billy's Bachelor Bash?

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Those are both great. I'm partial to Wood Weekend. I'm partial to Bama Billy's
Bachelor Bash, but then along with it, you have to explain what Bama Billy's Bachelor Bash means.
We're not going to. Ran out of gas there, by the way. Yeah.
Long weekend. You know who didn't run out of gas? Bama Billy on his Bachelor
Bash. That's true. I won't lie.

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That last night, I wanted to stay out. Dude, no, I'm not lying.
Everyone wanted to go back in. I was staying out with you. When people were
like, let's go to bed, my brother texted me and said, are you coming to bed?
It was almost 4 a.m. I was like, oh, shit. Dude, the Wheel of Fortune was also printing money.
Yeah. There was a rush inside me, dude. I was like, I will keep going all night.
I hit a wall Friday because I was really drunk.
I did wake up exceptionally over on Saturday. So I drank more on Saturday night.

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Oh, you did? The issue is I drank a lot of hard liquor on Friday night.
So I woke up with just acid.
Oh, my God. Just a throat full of acid. Well, I didn't have any single sit-tip
waitresses until Saturday night.
Why'd you say until Saturday? You never had single sit-tip. No,
I did because I cashed out my CRA thing from Friday night, and I had $9,

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and I gave five total, but got, I don't know, eight drinks along with all of the beers from the bar.
It kind of bothered me that they didn't serve drinks until 4 a.m.
I feel like they should do that. I don't know Yeah 4 PM,
Well no 4am Cause like Oh they stop Cause they stop And like when we got out

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of the DraftKings room I kind of wanted like one of the drinks When we were
gambling And there wasn't any And I was like man,
You're right You know what I mean They should hire overnight waitresses They
should For you They would probably make a fucking killing Maybe Or they would
make no money at all That's fair But you get paid third shift differential so Maybe.
But yeah wood weekend disc golf
very fun disc golf course that was so fun dude we

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we hit up a connecticut shout out dragonfly disc golf you can say team even
steven team even steven you and scott did we finish at even you finished at
even you guys showed up to play man i was like also we played dubs it was my
first time ever playing dubs it's the most fun i enjoyed that That was so fun, man.
That was so fun. That course itself, too. Very fun. Awesome. Yeah.

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That course was beautiful. It was on an equestrian plot of land.
Just a great course over near Foxwoods. We went and hit up. We had eight of
us. 12 would have been too much.
That other car getting stuck in traffic was good. It was very good for us.
Yeah. Plus, like, it would have added. It still took, what, three hours?
It would have made it a disproportionate amount of people who can't play.

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True. And when you add that many more, then you're looking for discs. It's not good.
We would have been there a lot longer, too. It was really hot.
I did hit the meanest, what the fuck, Richard.
I don't know who did it. You ever see that video where the kid's like,
yeah. Yeah, brother. I think it was Griff, actually.
What the fuck, Richard? Griff didn't disc golf. Did he? No, Griff didn't disc

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golf. Who the fuck was it? No, he didn't disc golf. Was it Andy?
I don't know, dude. I don't know either. Maybe Liam. Maybe Liam.
Could have been Liam. Could have been Liam. Yeah. My team also finished it even.
I'll leave it at that Who was your partner?
Michael I finished at
about even Michael might have made One shot to help you Like on the putt We

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would have won if he just Sank that putt No if he laid it up He had to lay up
that one putt Remember the one on the downhill And I was like hey If you can
just move the disc up 8 feet,
We're golden And then I can go for it I think I would have made that putt But
he didn't So I had to lay off Me and Scott had the best chemistry,

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Scott doing pretty good He was short game He had the mid range You were hitting
the drives and the putts Motherfucker,
It seemed like everybody had a good time. I lost my disc in a tree.
I forgot about that. That had never happened to me. I did.
I found it. You did. Dude, I was MVP of that entire trip. You did find that, yeah. That was, yeah.

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Sick drives. It was, the upsetting part was like, it was on like an ace path,
and then it was just in a tree. It just got stopped by leaves. It just was in a tree.
But yeah, we hit disc golf. Then we came, we went to Foxwoods. We did.
Hit the Will Wad. Will, tell them about the Will Wad. So the Wilwod was a collective
of money that everybody pooled together for me.

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It was a nice little treat for me to go gamble. But the whole tip of it was
we wanted to bet something crazy.
And in my head the whole entire time, I was thinking black. I want to bet black, go down to roulette.
We're going to do black. We're in the room, too, and we're like, we're getting hyped.
You're getting ready for black. Oh, we're getting ready for black.
Even before the Wilwod was getting together, in my head, I'm like,

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I want to do black. Also, the Wilwod was not a small amount of money.
Oh, no. It was over 700 bucks.
It was 720 total. Damn. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I might have even been born that because I put it. I think it was 720.
How much did I put? It was like 460. 360, yeah. No, I put 460 on it.

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You put 460 on it? Yeah. That's nice.
And boy, was I super happy when it didn't hit black. Did it hit red? Didn't hit red either.
Maybe this episode should be double zeros.
Can you imagine if you put that on double zero? And then, you know what's funny?
We go over to Digital Blackjack. I put $50 on black, and it fucking hit. And I was so mad.

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And it took me, like... It's like you only lost 410.
Yeah, right? I wish that you would put 100 on zero, double zero to cover it.
So you did keep 300 for yourself? I should have had some insurance on that, but I did, obviously.
And that was my gambling money I played with, and I did bring some, too.
But I didn't leave with much. which, you know, I lost a bit of my money.
You tapped out the Will Watt and your own?

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Oh, yeah. Nice. Let's just say I think I left with like 220 in the end.
Okay. It's not horrible.
What'd you bring personally? I brought 360.
Okay. That's a good trip. That's a good trip. It's not horrible. That's a good trip.
And I had fun playing those slot machines. I mean, Hunter brought 500 and then
left with negative 200 after paying for the event. That's so funny, man.

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But hey to be fair though to be fair to be
fair i went in knowing that
money was gone yeah yeah me too same yeah
could not be you except for the roulette my man like fucking doubled his money
that he brought who did you did yeah nice dude i was jason i was down dude i
was down day one you were i thought i was down four or five hundred well so

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the thing is Because apparently I put $700 in the safe and $300 in my wallet.
I thought you had. I thought I put $300 in the safe and $700 in my wallet.
So then when I was like done day one, I was like, I can't believe I just lost
$700. I don't even remember losing all that money.

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And then I got back to the hotel and there was just $700 in the safe. And I was like, sick.
That's, hey, you know, that's good. Yeah. That's really, really good. Yeah.
And then day two happened, and I found Crazy Rich Asians, and I hit three separate jackpots.
No, that was night one. No, it was day two.

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All day two, Crazy Rich Asians. That was early. It was early.
I think you guys were all day two. Oh, you guys were over there early,
because I went to Dunks, and I see you guys at the corner. That was day three.
Oh, that's right. That was day three. Day three, Crazy Rich Asians stole my money promptly.
Oh, my God. Day three sucked for me, too. I didn't win anything.
I tried winning. and that's where I lost all my money on day three in the morning.

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I was like, what am I doing? Yeah, I had to gamble for like nine minutes on
day three, but I lost like 200 bucks. I probably slept two hours.
Trying to chase the dragon of CRN. Oh, yeah, man. I mean, I tried the Wheel of Fortune dragon.
Whatever that fucking wizard game that you played for like five minutes and
spent $100 on, I was like.
NFL game steals your lunch money, too. It does, man. Oh, my God. That game stunk.
I did hit a couple, but I was like, I'm losing money. The two-minute drill?

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Scam. Biggest scam I've ever seen. There's some ones in there that look fun
and they're scams. Yeah, but so that being said, I left with more money than
I went with, and that's with paying for our extracurriculars.
That makes it sound like we got like strippers and blow. We went bowling.
Bowling and watching the UFC. Bowling and chicken tender.

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Makes it sound like we had a lot. It's Subway.
At DraftKings, I did make the waitress laugh when I ordered a hot dog because
when she brought it over.
You ordered a hot dog? He ordered a hot dog at like midnight. I didn't see that, dude.
Yeah, I ordered a hot dog at like legitimately 11.30 p.m. That's fantastic, dude.
It was last call for food and I was like, can I order just a dog?
And then she started laughing and goes yeah do you want fries or chips I go

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we can do fries I was like I'll upgrade she thought she was like so quirky she
came up to me she's like not to sound like a dumbass but like is this the last fight and I was like no.
She came with the hot dog I was locked in on these noons I was locked in on noons too she came in,
we spent so much money on buckets of noons by the way I need you to know She

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came in with the hot dog And I reached out my hands and I said And I quote thank
you for this meal And then she gave it to me She started laughing and then just walked away,
I thought you were gonna go Yum yum yum yum yum yum,
I'm a hungry boy That's amazing She probably felt so weird serving a hot dog
at midnight Like over in the corner How many buckets of nudes did we get We

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got so many buckets of nudes You know how much they were They were $50 a piece.
For five nudes That's ten bucks a nude Well folks It's fifty dollars For a bucket
of nudes Wow And me and Hunt But didn't we Hey you kept No sorry You just kept feeding me nips dude,
Those were grips Yeah it was grips Griff gave He was like Griff showed up Just

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give them to people Griff showed up With a brown paper bag I figured somebody
would Loaded to the brim With nips Yeah I don't know That's why he was so drunk
Three nips in the room And then he was like Hand the rest out to the boys And
I was like Fucking understood Bro he was hammered dude dude.
Griffin was hammered Saturday night, dude. Oh my God. Yeah.
That checks out. He also took like three nips in the hotel room before we even
went down and started drinking. It was when we left the draft Kings room.

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I noticed he was really hammered, but I mean, Hey, yeah, I was only there for one night.
He had to catch up. Oh yeah, he did. And he was, yeah, he was there for like,
yeah, those tips. That's crazy. Yeah.
I remember when we sat down at the blackjack table. We were all playing there.
Like the actual hand with the... Danny?
With Danny, the Asian guy, right? No, no, no, no, no. The Asian guy was also

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named Danny. I forgot about that. Was that when I was betting $50?
That was when... Yeah. I never got... That was on my post-CRA hubris.
I was doing big boy bets.
See, right. And that was the guy... Because Dave was on the corner.
I know you were next to me.
And I think Hunter was behind us. Yeah. I went up $200 because I was just on

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a heater and then I went, I'm going to leave now.
I never matched the dealer.
Not a single time. Oh, you bet it. You just didn't win. I bet I never won it.
That's unfortunate. Oh, really?
Yeah, I had bad luck the whole weekend. Same, dude. I literally bet $50 and
then I lost it all and I was like, man, it's like the Holocaust over here.
And Dave looked at me and was like, well, shut up. I remember that.

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That was wicked fun. I did not mean to say that. Scott accidentally,
in his drunken stoop, we had a Russian dealer, and he flipped an ace,
and he was like, yes, show me a 10.
What's a Russian accent? Yes, show me 10. Yes, he did like that.
Give me 10. Yes, that's literally what he said.
And then I just looked at him, I went.

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And then he like. We had fucking Svetlana dealing us cards. It was. No, it was Don.
Oh, it was Don. Don was crazy. She's like, they always say before the dawn is the day.
Is that what she said? It's always brightest before the dawn.
And then she fucking cleaned house.

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Scott went back and battled dawn and got back to heaven. I left because she stole my lunch money.
But yeah, he said that. And then after when we walked away, I was like,
brother, did you talk in a Russian accent? And he's like, yeah.
I could do the tables anyway. What about your first thing on Blackjack?
Putting all the side bets. Yeah, did you hear about that? Wait, no.

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I put 100 in the virtual machine, and then I was trying to bet.
It was the first time I had. It was like when we arrived.
It was the first hand of virtual. And I'm trying to bet. I'm trying to bet.
And I'm hitting this button thinking that's what the bet is.
That bet is actually max. It was called max out all side bets.

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So then I finally went and got my money in and
then wasn't paying attention i was like okay five dollar hand
and i looked on the top right and i was like you have 48 down
and i was like i fucking what oh man
and uh yeah i put like 60 dollars on each
of the prop bets none of them hey i got a six and then
busted and it but it was in between aces where if

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i did that same bet on either of the hands around me i
would have had like 200 bucks damn dude that was tough
that was a tough start to the weekend i thought it was a bad omen i mean
definitely was not the best omen with losing you know
460 on them yeah you started a bad
omen that's true that was actually we were so far i
gave a great speech in the room we went down yeah we went we

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all went down for the will was so confident man i really was so i blame michael
for hitting bombs with bowser off of you immediately before i don't we don't
we're not here brother you stink at fucking mario but he's just good at pitching
to bowser he's not You're not good at it.
You had him beat three games in a row. Just walk him. But you decided to throw

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hittable pitches to Bowser. All you got to do is walk him. Three times. Hit him.
Do whatever. You threw three strikes to Bowser in a total of five at bats.
He was 5-0 against me. He was 5-0 against me because we played a couple more games.
Did he hit more home runs with Bowser in those other games? Yes,
he walked off again with Bowser in the last game, dude.
I literally came back in the ninth just to lose.

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Oh, sorry. Third, the third. It was extra innings because I got to So it was
inning nine Yeah and then I tied it up And then he comes in.
Just hit him And then put him on first I love your brother, your brother's funny
as fuck He's a funny guy dude, he's awesome He said the same about you Does Michael still hate me?
No he doesn't, he said and I quote Honestly I really There was a beef between

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them For like 15 years This is what he said though,
he was like Honestly Riley is I don't know
why I hated him before I'm going to drop that because I don't feel a need to
I had an awesome time with him he was a good dude in Hunt 2 it was my second
time hanging out with him I think seeing him you roasted him for how he sat

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that one time the entire weekend did you see the original,
he's sitting on the ground like,
for viewers like he just it was on he does that
all the time bro but then it's like that all the time no he was like
mid-sentence talking to me and then he he's
making eye contact and then sits like this i go don't sit
like that and he goes what i go stop like so he's uh imagine it for all you

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audio listeners imagine you just bought like a pack of manager special chicken
legs but like bone in still still connected now put a body on top of that it's
kind of like looks like that.
It was really fucking funny the entire week.
Anytime the chair or the big long therapist sofa that we took the picture on,

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as soon as everyone stood up, I was like, Mike, this is the perfect chair to sit.
He pushed me over. He's like, dude, fuck off.
Dude, isn't he such an easy man to shit on? He's so fucking funny.
Oh, yeah. He's a funny guy, dude.
It's in us. It's the Carter blood. You know, the last night that we were there,

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I think we were sitting in your, I don't know what we went back to the room
for, but. Can I say a missed opportunity?
What? Cookie Mike.
What? What, going with us? Yeah. Yeah. You think so? Yeah.
He was asking about it, but. You guys get stoned. You really want him to go, dude? I see some cookie.

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It'd be like the times we used to go to Six Flags and you would just hang at
the water park and we would all go in the park and do our thing and come back
and he would hold the spot and just be hammered. And then he would go get food
and water like an hour before and sober up and drive us home.
Cookie Mike's an icon. That's literally what he used to do. And then he would
be like, just let me know when you go on Superman though. I want to go with you.

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Can I picture both you and your brother saying that?
Oh, man. We're going to continue the Bachelor bachelor bash a little bit of
housekeeping yes dirty dingus never went on to win a heisman he didn't he didn't
he was robbed he wasn't he was never really all that close,

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he uh he wasn't all america he was a two-time all-american once
first team one second team second team
the first one or did you get worse as college went on i
actually i didn't get worse but i was my
offense the offense the offensive playbook book changed less
run heavy less runs i caught 80 balls

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for that's nice 1500 yards that's nice which
peaked my entire rushing career but i only rushed like 80 times for 400 yards
couldn't get it done you didn't you didn't get over 2k total all-purpose yards
i did you said 1500 and 400 that's 1900 oh i meant did i say 400 yeah i didn't you're right.

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I had $800 in my head. Yeah, no, I didn't.
It was Joe B. But yeah, Dirty Dingus. Joe B says hi to me every...
He'll wait if I'm... Thanks, brother man.
What'd he say? Say congrats, bro. If I'm helping people at work,
Joe B will stand in the over-the-counter aisle just staring at me until I get to him. Yeah.
Also, so yeah, Dirty Dingus, no Heisman. We do have our newest two characters.

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We're going for that Heisman. Is it you and Corey's? No, Corey has a separate character.
Okay, so you have... Corey is using the default name that gets generated on a character.
He thinks it's a randomly generated name that sounds cool.
I haven't told him, by the way. I have not told him this. I'm not going to break his heart.
When you start a game, the default name, you know how it's like first,

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last? Like some games, it's just default player.
Yeah, it's just default. It's the starting for everyone. It's Prince King.
And he was like, yo, the game named me Prince King. That's sick.
I'm keeping it. He's going to make another player after this one.
He's going to be shocked when it's named Prince King.
They add a junior. Prince King Jr. would go crazy. I don't have the heart to tell.

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I'll tell him when we go up, and then I'll disappear into the night.
But no, currently we have Ohio State running back. We have the Ohio State running back, Koba Strong.
Your niece got the zoomies upstairs. Yeah, my niece does have the zoomies upstairs.
And then we have, he's my current favorite. He's actually in the national semifinals right now.

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He's on his way to win the Heisman. Yeah. No doubt. This season?
He already lost the Heisman this season. Oh, you told me that.
He should have won the Heisman.
Wasn't even in the voting. Bullshit. Yeah, tell Will your stat line.
Well, I threw for 48 touchdowns, rushed for five, threw for 4,500 yards,
but I had 12 picks. The guy who won the Heisman.

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Also, I led the number four ranked team in the country. The guy who did win the Heisman, 32 picks.
Or 32 touchdowns, but only seven picks in like 3,200 yards.
I mean, it was a flawless record. On a team, I lost a couple games. Okay.
On a team that was like 11th in the nation.
Wait, how many rushing touchdowns did he have? Not many. He's a pocket passer.

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Didn't look can't imagine it's many it's probably because you had it's the picks,
it's also I'm a slinger I'm not an accuracy guy you are a slinger I'm like a
55% accuracy I'm Josh Allen.
That's really funny I was like are you more like a Michael Vick he goes I will
call Josh Allen I get it Koba Strong is not that good but he's also a freshman

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on Ohio State true freshman Freshman. True freshman.
Nice. They're both – actually, he's a freshman now. He did fail out of the college
football playoff last year, though. Yeah, you did send that to me.
So that technically doesn't count. He should get a sixth year.
Correct. I agree. Eldrick Blastoff is my quarterback.
Eldrick Blastoff. Dude, what's his first name? Eldrick? Yeah,

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Eldrick is, yeah. Yeah, Eldrick Blastoff.
He's my Michigan quarterback star. Second coming to Tom. He's a star,
dude. He's like a 94 already as a freshman.
He's sick is that what his overall went up to when you maxed out iq because
you were like 88 yeah i don't know i didn't see he's a 91 i don't know eldrick
blast off's nice he's sick but yeah also i got a haircut you got to get a haircut

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you chopped the flow i did it's gone,
on the contrary my beard my neck beard and my back of my neck is almost connected
yeah wow i need a haircut but i'm working the next four days so i don't give a fuck,
i'll get one monday i don't need a haircut i'm going
to bermuda in two days that's not on a

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cruise yeah so you get to like stop in bermuda for the day i'm going to bermuda
for three days wait when are you leaving i leave friday so is the cruise just
in bermuda or yeah so you stay on the cruise yeah it's like you have a hotel
whoa yeah whoa but it like moves does it just Just stay right there.
When you're ported, not really. Oh, okay.
You're kind of angry. Bermuda's beautiful, man. Yeah, you know?

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No. Not at all. I'm sorry. Never been. I also figured out it's not that far away.
Do you want to go on a cruise together next year without Riley?
He's not a cruise guy. Not a cruise guy, man.
Are you not a cruise guy, or is Skylar not a cruise guy?
I think I could do it. Yeah?
Skylar could not do it. Yeah, she'd do it. Skylar could not do it.
She would lose it. She would lose it.
She doesn't like boats, but she'll jump out of a freaking plane like your brother does.

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I still wish they jumped together that day. That would have been so funny.
He tried so hard to get up there. He doesn't tandem.
Yeah, he tried to be, just go with
her. Yeah, the day we were there and everything. He was one person off.
Dang. Yeah. Skipped his lunch for it. I don't know, dude. I don't fucking know.
Corey? Yeah, Corey, yeah. Damn. Just kind of having a little.

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Shout out yeah i got a haircut going to bermuda got some sick dude hunter bullied
me again at cole cole steals my lunch money every time i accidentally didn't have to today.
Saw the sick shirt i thought it
was on a clearance i thought it was on a rack that said it was 19 i didn't
say any i all i said is that's a sick shirt

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and i agree and they had like roses and it's like
a hawaiian with like roses and then just red socks
logo that's cool is that the red
socks logo and i'm like yeah i i go you
should get it and he goes yeah okay then i
did and then for the cruise brought it up 48 and if we know one thing about
riley i'm not going back he's not gonna say i don't want it he's just gonna

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that's not outrageously priced right for one shirt i mean that's out of my range
for sure but i did riley's range too he's He's sucking up and bought it.
That's not out of Crazy Rich Riley, though.
Crazy Rich Riley and Riley are the same person, because when you walk into a
department store that...
I'm buying. Yeah, you're buying. If it's on... If it's in the cart,

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yeah. If it makes it to the top, yeah.
The only time you're not buying something is if you go, oh, I didn't mean to
grab this before it gets scanned. I'm still buying. The minute that it gets scanned and...
Don't fart at me. That was great. The minute that Riley has something scanned
that he didn't really want, he's not asking them to unscan it.
No. It's not happening. He doesn't want that to happen.

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He doesn't want that. I mean, I'll go back. They could scan it twice,
right? And look me dead in the eye and I'd be like... Can you get me another one from the back?
Let me ask you guys. How long do you spend in a store sometimes?
Six minutes. Really? Yeah. Are you for real? Because I spent a long time in
and out, brother. I know what I want when I enter a domain. I see. I don't.
I need to choose. I weigh out every single. I'm not even lying.

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It's horrible. Will's in the center aisle where the walkway is.
Well, I don't know if you.
I really am. I don't know if you heard Hunter. I don't look at the price of items.
You don't try it on or anything? No. No, he doesn't. You don't look around?
No. Maybe I'll get this. I did make the funny joke at Target.
I'm like comfortably at 2X, so I know anything 2X will fit.

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That's fair. Like I'm like X and a half, so like I know every 2 is going to
fit. See, I'm in between everything, and I can't stand it. Yeah,
see, I am, but like I'm not close enough to X. Just be like, it'll be a little tight.
No, I'm in the 2s. But all 2s fit. I did make a funny joke when we were in Target,
because Riley was also buying socks and underwear.
Of course. I was like, hey, you should see if they have a fitting room for these.

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Did people do that? No. Okay, good. Unless it's Victoria's Secret, right? I don't know.
You got to see if your boobs get held. Yeah.
Do you? Dude. That's not the point always. Well, you should volunteer.
Damn right. I wore one of Skylar's thongs when we were in high school. You did.
Yeah, you did. That's right. I do remember that. You were wearing a Tyler Sagan

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jersey at the same time. I was.
I'll never forget. You guys didn't see the front, but-
My nuts were spilling out on both sides of the front. You fart again?
No, I didn't. I was reading the message. Joby said he can wear a medium shirt
now. That's sick. Nice. Hey. He's a tiny boy. Don't remember asking.
Stop farting. Oh, there's the fart. That was the fart. I'm sorry.

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I ate hamburger helper tonight.
Oh, okay. That'll do it. Do you know how good? Do you remember how good hamburger
helper is? I fucking love it, man.
You know what's suck? I got home, and I had nothing to eat. And like Skyler's
not home And I was like so mad about it On Sunday?
No today So I was like man This is now a you problem It wasn't if it was Sunday

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So I ordered Babakoo I picked it up And I ate it real quick And it was good
I texted you too late You did text me too late I was gonna order food To Riley's
house And then he was like I just ate it And I was like I'll I'm fully addicted
To strawberry kiwi green tea,
Refreshers from Dunkin's Yo those are I got one when we were in I got one on
our way back Did you really?
Dude they're so We made a stop at the green tea. Gotta do the green tea.

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Me and Riley spoke on the drive home. We didn't talk for the first two hours.
I didn't think that this was funny. As we're pulling into a gas station, he goes, we gotta stop.
We're actively turning into the gas station and said, we gotta stop. We gotta stop.
As we're getting out, I'm like, what do you want from Dunks?

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And then he goes, green tea refresher.
That was the end of the... Until we got maybe into Goffstown.
Until we got to the point where I knew where I was and could turn off my GPS.
No words were spoken. Yeah, I don't think I said much of anything.
I kind of fell asleep for a minute, and then I woke up, and... I should have slept.

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That was not well. I turned a nice podcast on, and we just...
Nice. Was that just PMT? I think, yeah. I think so.
No, we listened to Anus. Oh, we did listen to Anus. We did listen to Anus.
Nice. No, we listened to PMT. We listened to the end of a PMT episode,
then we listened to Anus.
I was like, yeah. Yeah, because Huey abandoned his softball team. Yeah. Yeah.
Dude, I haven't had Dunkin' Donuts breakfast sandwiches two days in a row before. Brother.

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How bad were your shits? I only had one, actually.
What did I have on? The first day, it went crazy. I had to wake up.
The first day was maybe the best bagel sandwich I've ever had in my entire life.
I'm not even bullshitting. Were you that hungover? Maybe.
No, I think the sausage was cooked so perfectly. It was so cheesy, ooey gooey.

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It was maybe the best breakfast sandwich I've ever had. I think that Dunkin's
was just good. It was a good Dunkin's. It was a great Dunkin's. They had all the donuts.
They had every donut, brother. The 12.30 a.m. Half dozen donuts between the
five. It might have been 2 a.m. That might have brought me to life again, dude. I needed that.
That was, yeah. I needed something. We got the water. Yeah. I got you water,
and we got a half dozen donuts. Me and Kyle were so thirsty, dude.

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Oh, God. Because I was eating. Yeah, I didn't drink a lot of water that weekend.
Didn't they say something? Didn't you try to get a refill? And they were like,
no, but we can get it. Yeah, I was like, hey, can I get a water and a refill?
And she's like, I can get you two waters. I can't touch that cup.
Or she's like, I can't put that cup back in. That's a thing. And I was like, okay.
Yeah, that's a thing. Sorry for asking, bitch.
Just need some more water here. Did I tell you when I went and ordered the donuts? Plunge fix donut?

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I was waiting for someone to come and get the fucking donuts for me.
And then this younger girl, probably my age, just is looking at me.
And I was like, can you get my donuts? And she was like, no.
And then just got my donuts. Dude, that Dunkin's was really nice and it was like at a great spot.

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My coffee was good. Yeah, it was weird after 11. The night shift people were
kind of weird. I mean, it's a given, right? Was it open 24 hours?
Yes. I think so. Oh, also someone stole my Dunkin's water when we went back
upstairs and played Mario baseball and I was so mad.
It was like a full water and someone came in my room and stole the Dunkin's
water and I think it was my cousin Kyle.

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Bro, me and Hunter had the perfect room placement where we didn't have a soul enter our room.
Dude. Your guys' room was stank. It was full of people. I know.
Every time I went in there it was so peaceful. It was nice, dude.
Dude, our room was so cold. Our room was cold as hell because there was no in and out.
Ours was so cold on the last day. I was freezing in there on the last day.
Your room was stinky, dude. It was stinky.

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Well, it was kind of stinky the very last day Because didn't somebody like puke
a little bit Yeah Josh puked on the floor Yeah Josh baby barbed in our room.
Was he even like staying in your room He was in the connected room He was in
the connected room and he baby barbed on the floor And I like helped clean it
up I'm like what are you doing I didn't even throw up on this trip Was he the drunkest,
I don't know. Yeah, who is the drunkest anyone got? Honestly,

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Griff the last night. Griffin the last night was hammered. No,
Ryan Friday night was cocked, dude.
Yeah, he was. I interacted with him one time, and it was like- He's a fun guy, but he gets fucked up.
That's someone who I can tell is from a Michael camp that has never met me because he did not like me.
Oh, really? And I could tell that it was like a Michael thing.

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It's because he doesn't know you yet, probably.
Oh, no, he probably just like, maybe he just didn't know you right off the bat.
I think he went in with the Michael mindset of it. He might have,
100%. From just knowing him. Yeah.
He's a lot. I mean, he's a very fine dude, but he's a lot for sure,
dude. I'm surprised I didn't catch a stray Riley hate at the beginning. There was none.
We went in good because we planned it together.

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Me and him have been talking for two months now. Gotcha. Like planning it.
He had his side. We were coordinating our- He planned everything,
but then I was the coordinator for our group.
Nice. you are a liaison I just got
thrown into group chat the day before Fox was said hey you're in this car we've
had that group chat since I knew absolutely nothing well it was funny because

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we've had a group chat with everyone in our normal group chat except you so
then on the day I went hey should we add Will to this group and then I went
oh wait no that's just the name of our group chat,
it was also funny the times that like everything was
spoiled like last minute it like but like it was all
like I'm like I don't care I'm here now I didn't know we were doing any

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of this I spoiled bowling on accident because
you said something about bowling in front of
him and then I asked you a question about bowling he goes we're going bowling
and I was like yeah that was in the Duncan's line I was like yeah how am I the
one I didn't even say it first I thought you knew bowling Josh and T-Shout spoiled
the DraftKings room but they didn't know either but then Michael so that was the thing is they told us.

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We knew that stuff was happening. We did. Yeah. Well, he didn't tell anybody it was a surprise.
No. He exclusively was like, it's not a surprise. Will knows.
Okay. See, I... Right. Which I think is why some of the... Which I think the
real thing is Will knew Foxwoods. Yeah.
And we're going to Foxwoods isn't a surprise. Everything else is a surprise.
Which really was cool. That part we didn't know. That was really cool, honestly.

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I didn't know we were doing all that stuff, so I was really happy about that.
After I spoiled both things I almost said something about DK and I Remember
I was talking to you And then I paused and I was like The bars.
And then you just kind of I think you were honestly drinking
again Didn't read too much into it I honestly don't

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think I did I think I do remember that And I don't think
I wanted to Yeah I don't think I wanted to read into it Just
in case I was like there is anything Because I didn't
know about disc golf until two days before I was glad I did though Because I
did want to bring my bag You had to bring your discs I had to bring the Krampus
Let me tell you what almost happened Will I proposed We hit Maple Hill On our

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way down Maple Hill? Oh Haverhill?
No that's like the number one course in the country It's outside of Worcester
That would have been tough with new people Is it hard?
Yeah Oh, okay. But it's like the most beautiful, nicest course in the country.
Really? Yeah. We should do that one soon. We will do that soon.
Hey, I'll bring you to Maple Hill for your bachelor party, all right?

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That sounds awesome. And we'll bring Brian and Hunt.
We should go in like the fall so it's like nice and cool. You got it.
It's going to be sick as fuck. Yeah, you got it.
Yeah, that place requires tea times and like it's a lot more serious.
They take a little bit more serious. We should do duos, though.
We could do duos. We should invite more people and go play duos sometimes.
Yeah, for sure. I'm so down. Well, now that we're kind of like...

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We've recapped a lot of what we did at Foxwoods. What was your... Oh, wait, real quick.
We went bowling at the High Roller Bowling Lounge.
Absolutely destroyed steak egg rolls. It ruined my stomach. They plugged me
up for two days. Dude, I think we ate nine slices of pizza.
Yeah, I had a lot of pizza. I couldn't eat the rest of the day,
dude. It was unlimited food.

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It was hard for me to drink, too. I didn't eat dinner until...
I didn't eat my actual dinner at the sports book until like 11.30. Yeah, same.
Yeah, we each had a chicken tender, and then I had a hot dog.
I let you have all the chicken tenders. I had one chicken tender. I might have had two.
You had the rest. I don't know whatever the rest was. I had one.
Liam had one, and I think, I don't know if it was Kyle or your brother.

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I shared some pretzel rods with people.
I think I gave some to you guys, yeah. And those were really good.
So we went to the High Roller Bowling, which was awesome. We had a private area
sectioned off, unlimited bowling, unlimited food, unlimited ginger ale for Stu.
Stew that was really fun that was supposed to be
a lot of stew pouring ginger ale into a cup that he thought was
his but it actually had that was supposed to be a lot cheaper than it was but

(42:03):
then we started hammering pitchers of beer oh my god yeah i saw the price of
that that one was only supposed to be 60 a person oh really that wouldn't that
wouldn't have been that bad no it was like 1500 at the end of that thing dude
wait really i think so yeah jesus yeah.
That one was supposed to be cheaper. That was really fun.

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Kyle's a menace bowling. That's our recap. Yeah, he was. And then we had a private
lounge in the DK Sportsbook there with a waitress and stuff for the UFC fights. That part was awesome.
I mean, that one part was funny, though, because we did have to hit a minimum. We had to hit $1,200.
That was the whole thing. It was free, but we had to hit a quota.
Wait, for real? Yeah. What?
I didn't know that. Yeah. I would have ordered more. Just kidding.

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Well, we hit it. Oh, we did hit it. Did we exceed it? Yeah. The ice cream at the end was hilarious.
I didn't know we had a reason That was Griffin Griffin got grounded Yeah then
I see Ryan Eating one too You guys are silly man No they were Oh they were sharing
Early on Not early on Like later than Like 1130 We were like We gotta figure
out Where we were at And then Cause we thought We didn't wanna start,

(43:07):
Buying extra stuff Unless we had to Yeah yeah Cause we thought We were well
over Right Based on the amount Of buckets and food That had been getting ordered
And then they're like You're at 890 For rep This sounds like We had 18 of us
So like Like, take that into your consideration.
No one was ordering anything when we were first there, though. No, we were.
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. The minute we walked in, I was like, can I get a high noon?

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And then she brought one. And then Riley goes, can we get a bucket?
Yeah, he goes, high noon. She goes, you want a bucket? And me and Riley in sync just go, yeah.
Yeah, I know. I ordered a Coors Light, too. And then I was like,
let's get a bucket. Let's get a bucket over here. What are we doing?
But, yeah, so they were like, you're at, like, 890. So we're like, more buckets.
Yeah. More buckets, more tenders. Bring them out. The last bucket, I smashed.

(43:50):
Like 1450 So we were Around where we're Supposed to be Between like
18 people It was not Really bad at all I mean It would end up Being 190 It was
190 For the two For the two things A person That's not bad For like I mean I
appreciate You guys a lot Like three grand Between 18 people Yeah That's nice Yeah,

(44:11):
That's so unbelievably manageable. Yeah, it is.
I honestly, going back to what you said, I don't know what I had to pick as
my favorite. Skylar asked me the same thing. Yeah, Will, personal plunge pick. Yeah, plunge pick.
Personal top four. All right, plunge picks of Will's weekend.
I like that. All right, cool. Will, you can start. This plunge picks is brought
to you, in fact, by Adam and Eve.

(44:32):
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(44:53):
but we're doing a Bama Bachelor.
Bama Billy's Bachelor. You kept doing that, too. Bama Bachelor Billy Weekend.
Bama Bachelor Billy. All right. Wood Weekend. We have a.
Five picks. Go ahead. Five picks? Five picks. I don't know. It can even just
be moments. You got to be specific. It's not specific.
I was just. All right. I got one in the chamber for later, but my first one,
I'm going to have to pick, I mean, bowling and UFC.

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I'll go UFC room. That was so fun. UFC room? That was like my first. DK Lounge.
Yeah. DK Lounge. DK Lounge. That was sick as fuck. Okay.
My pick is going to be my $748.65 jackpot on Crazy Rich Asians at 8.41 on Saturday night.

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That's insane dude i think i'm gonna have to go with that was just written you
just you just know my second pick all right i'm gonna take my whatever three
hundred dollar jackpot that i ended up losing yeah so the one you hit the one
i hit okay and i'm also gonna take,

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the blackjack table with bull cut danny bull
cut danny gave me bull
cut danny gave me no less than 85 fist bumps
he did because he was just roasting joe yeah
and then i was just listening to him and winning and every i would just be like
yeah fucking losers you hit on a 60 he was flaming joe joe was up 200 yeah but

(46:22):
he was flaming him for not playing the right way so then he'd be like yeah you
see and then i would hit it get like a two and then he would just look at me
go see see, this guy's not a pussy, and then go.
Yeah. He would just go. It was so fucking funny.
And he'd be like, you gotta, he would just look at me and go,
you gotta put 10 on match the dealer. And I was like, why? He's like,
his five doesn't get you enough money.

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And then I was like, you know what? This guy's spitting. We'd put 10 on the
match the dealer. Oh, he's good, man. And he kept matching. I just kept hitting,
and he would just go, you see? Yeah.
It was always like a big fist right in my face, too. It was never like meet
me in the middle. It was always like.
But we saw bull cut danny dealing blackjack

(47:05):
like on the main walk really yeah he's what
a beast dude we tried to go back later but a different table of bros had filled
up and we're like danny's his danny's theirs now all right my second round pick
is is going to be my 734 dollar and nine cent jackpot on crazy rich asians at 150 sunday morning.

(47:30):
I didn't realize it was that late,
Yeah, it was pretty late. It was pretty late both nights. All right. Back to you, Will.
Back to me. I'm going to go with the Red Sox game on Friday night.
That was so fun, dude. What about the guy? No, that's the DraftKings lounge.

(47:52):
Actually, it's on Fox. Friday night.
Wait, what happened on the Saturday night game? That was so funny.
Saturday night, they lost.
What happened on the Friday night game? Friday night, we all bet and they won.
I remember we were in the bar and we were watching the game at the end. I wasn't there.
Oh, you might have been betting. I think you came and joined us in there after. Oh, okay. What bar?

(48:12):
Oh, where you guys were at that table corner? Just at the table corner. Oh. Yeah, yeah.
They all ordered food and we were sitting there, had a couple of drinks,
and we were watching another song. Gotcha. Then we went and bet right after that. Nice. Gotcha.
But that was good. I had fun with that one. And you're up for two.
I'm up for two? Yeah, you got another one. It'd be disc golf.
Disc golf was sick as fuck so fun dude i was really sweaty though okay i'm gonna

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go with my 312 and 30 cent jackpot at 129 sunday morning you have another picture lined up yeah.
I'm gonna take our back-to-back this one's just for me and riley because it
was me him and griff me and riley took back-to-back diabolical shits and then
left the room wait really after we checked or right before we checked out.

(48:59):
Unbelievable, that was a great move. And then for my last pick,
Let's see. Last pick would probably be, honestly, Flaming Your Brother for Sinfly.
Oh, wait. Can I change it? You could change it.
Texting the group chat, who's got a pen and paper periodically throughout the

(49:22):
weekend? That was great.
That was really fun. I have no idea who I was antagonizing. It was Andy.
That's incredible. Yeah. He wanted a pen and paper for their draft order for
whatever your fantasy was.
Was they were doing some sort of draft order thing yeah we did we
were all weekend you just asked that it was
like every six to eight hours yeah i would be
like i've no one's talked to the group chat i'm gonna as soon

(49:44):
as it was off the screen i would just text it again okay i'm
gonna go with hear me out i'm gonna go
with wheel of fortune but not the wheel of fortune that everyone liked the
one we liked the one at 3 30 in the
morning over by the no that's the one everyone one liked i'm
talking the one yeah i'm talking the one where you had to get the high
roller thing and then yeah that one sucked it was

(50:04):
not a good slot no at no point was it a
good slot i had a lot of fun with it that one that one was
fun dude all right will you up for your last two last one last two we're doing
four rounds five rounds already this is oh we are yeah give me a little piggy
machine that was fun machine was fun that was really fun piggy machine the one
with the devil in the center we never hit locks no but he had fun oh not the

(50:27):
one in the center No, no, no. There was another one.
Oh, you're talking blue, yellow, green, blue, yellow, red.
I had some fun with that one. You and Kyle played those. Yep.
Phil the Bank. Pop the Bank. Pop the Bank. Is what they're called, yeah.
Pop the Bank. I do have a good honorable mention. And then your final pick. Um...
Jeez, man. I have an honorable mention, too. I think it's going to be the same thing. Is it RP acronym?

(50:53):
No, it's not. No. Give me the Wilwod. Yeah, how do you fucking...
Give me the Wilwod. I don't care about Lawson. How hyped were you?
I was vibrating. I was so hyped. Yeah.
I was literally like... I went down. I was in the elevator. I tried to record
it, and the lady screamed at me. She did. She was like, no. Someone did record it. Nope.
Yeah, we don't need to repeat it. Oops.

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Yeah, she yelled at us, no phones at the table Definitely an American accent
I will say, I was becoming more excited Every time So I was like,
yeah I'm giving money And I was like, what are we up to?
It was electrifying It was sick Could have charged an iPhone in that room Could
have honestly charged an iPhone I'm going to go with bowling,

(51:39):
I'm going to go with bowling Oh yeah, that's how many you took bowling earlier
So I'm going to take I have two, but one of them is going to have to be an honorable mention.
I think I'm going to pick when we walked by, it was all of us meeting up after
we got breakfast at Dunkin's or met in the rooms when we were going back to
the casino and we walked by the Playboy slots and Riley looks at Stu and goes,

(52:01):
Hey Stu, are you going to play the Playboy slots? And Stu goes, My eyes!
Stu was not having a good time. No he wasn't!
That killed me That was at like 11.45 In the morning,
And then my honorable mention I think it was just you and me Seeing that sweet

(52:25):
baby girl Throwing up into the trash can When we were walking to Fox Tower,
She had like just finished Going out to the
clubs Oh nice I wasn't that
drunk Friday night I was pretty hammered Me
and Hunter went on we dispersed
from the pack and then just went

(52:46):
on the longest walk we went down to fox tower
did you really yeah and then we went down to the rainfall cafe
from fox tower which is opposite ends yo
holy shit guys in this so then yeah like we have a phone we took friends when
we were walking back did we yeah people were like i don't i remember what we
didn't see sweet queen we saw a sweet baby girl and her man and sweet baby girl

(53:10):
is thrown up into a standing trash can. Oh no.
Sweet baby girl. That sounds like a nice walk. It was pretty nice.
Yeah, we went down, we took a fat piss and Fox Tower came back.
I asked some of the cops that were there, hey, where are the bathrooms?
We asked the cops that were outside the club. Nice. I remember that.

(53:32):
I've been to that club once when I was 21. Yeah.
And then, yeah, we went and saw the archer at the opposite. Oh, yeah.
I posted a story of me and Riley. Yeah, we took a photo at like 2.40 in the
morning. That's amazing, dude. And everyone was in bed at like 2, the latest.
Yeah, I was going to say, we went up around 2.33. Oh, that brings up another thing.

(53:53):
Me and him, Griffin wasn't here that night.
So it's like, I don't know, almost 3 in the morning by the time we're in our
room about to lay down and just relax before going to bed.
I wanted a snack We tried to go to Wingstop Why
do you keep acting like I'm the problem here
I said no I didn't even ask I

(54:14):
didn't ask for any of your
Fucking Fritos I didn't even ask for them You keep telling
this story I'm the victim You
keep telling this story like please sir Please give
me some Fritos I'm starving my tummy
tingles Fuck you I didn't even ask for
a single one I said I'm

(54:37):
gonna go To the vending machine do you want anything And he said no I went to
the vending machine and got Fritos I had some And said do you want some And
he said I'll have one And then I ate half the bag and I go Do you want the other
half of the bag He goes yeah.
You're leaving a detail you said I'm done Do you

(54:58):
want the other half of the bag That's a vital That
is not true Yes it is How are you going to tell me you were so drunk But you
remember me saying a specific word At 3 in the morning Did they not help you
You only have the bag At no point did I ask for any food This has nothing to do I was done,

(55:20):
This has nothing to He could have gotten his own full snack,
I didn't want one. You didn't want one. I didn't want one.
Oh, I remember my brother. But I was drunk and you offered me half a bag of
Fritos. Obviously, I was trying to care for you.
I'm a health care professional. I care for you.
You act like I'm this helpless boy who's begging for Fritos.

(55:43):
I didn't even ask for Fritos. I didn't ask for a single Frito.
I didn't ask for the first Frito. I didn't ask for the half bag of Fritos.
I didn't ask for any. That's fantastic.
You guys walked by and were like, by the way, Wingstop closes at 2.
It's 2-12. Your whole room was in bed, and that was when we had finally got back drunk.

(56:04):
So it must have been like 2-45. I think we were finishing the game of Mario
Baseball. Yeah, it must have been like 2-45, and I could hear it talking, so I just.
We just hear a little knock, dude. Wingstop's closed. Just so you guys know.
Yeah, Wingstop's closed.
It closes at 2. Don't make the same mistakes I did. That was fantastic.
I ate the other half of my stinky sub, dude.
Dude, you're wet. Oh, my honorable mention is Regina's Pizza.

(56:26):
Dude, it was so good. So good. It smelled good. Scott kept saying it was bad,
though. Yeah, listen, Scott. So did your brother.
I know, they were not on the Regina's Pizza. Your brother was talking mad shit
on Regina's Pizza. Because last time
they were here, they had a really bad undercooked slice. I bet they did.
Listen, I'm sure that the margin of error on RP is huge.
But I hit a 10 out of 10. God damn it. Dude, I did too.

(56:50):
I got, it was the last slice of a pepperoni pizza, and it had,
I don't know, 95% of the pepperonis. I had like an entire Italian sausage on my pie.
Who got the just? Will got mushroom, or Dave, and it looked banging,
and it smelled banging. It didn't look good to me.
It did look good, and I don't know if I would trust a Regina's mush pie,
but. I wouldn't. No. An RPMP.

(57:12):
I wonder how he was. Just mush pie is crazy.
Regina's mush pie should be Dave's team name this year. I might do that.
That Dave's Regina mush pie. Dave's Regina's.
Regina's mush pie is a good bar name in D&D.
It's the brother's bar. The sister bar. Marissa's muddy clam.

(57:32):
It's just another chain. Regina's mush pie. Oh, by the same family.
I'll take some donuts. You want to do some donuts and get out of here?
Yeah, let's do some donuts and get out of here.
Who wants first? I went first last time. Hey, it's your birthday boy, brother.
Give me my all-time favorite. Give me the fucking Butter Crunch. Yeah.
That's such a bad pick. It's such a one-one good pick. It's such a bad pick. It's the best donut.

(57:57):
It's arguably the best donut out there. Brother, you give me a dozen of Butter Crunch donuts.
It doesn't belong in the first round. It doesn't belong in the second round.
It doesn't belong in the third round. You're going to say something dumb as shit like glazed stick.
Oh, that's not a bad pick. Don't talk shit on a glazed stick.
No, I love glazed sticks. That
is not true. It's your favorite Dunkin' Donut. That's not true either.

(58:22):
Brother. I get glazed sticks. Because of the filling. I don't have my favorite
often because I want to keep it my favorite.
You can't overeat your favorite. Is it buttercrust? It is buttercrust. That's gay.
Wait, really? Yeah. No way. Will, we had this conversation. Our top three might
be the same, but I'm nervous. No, I'm picking your number two.
God damn it. We did have this conversation. Why do I know that you know it?

(58:43):
I grew up a really big Boston cream guy. As I get older, I find myself falling
away from the Boston cream. Are you falling into the jelly camp now?
No, I've never been a jelly guy. I don't like jelly.
I don't like any jelly fillings. Big jelly guy. You can jam my cock in that
donut. Sorry, Riley's mom.

(59:04):
Something that ages like fine wine is even better at a... Oh,
you know what? From left field.
Are we going, like, is this broad donuts? Are we talking, like,
Dunkin' Donuts? You have to be able to order it in a dozen of donuts.
In Dunkin' Donuts. So you can't get a coffee roll.
Wait, you can't? Oh, okay. All right. But you can get the other one that I know you're going to pick.

(59:26):
No, I'm going to go with. So we're doing five, though? That's 15 donuts.
I'm going to go with the French Cruller.
Oh, wait. I'm stupid. I'm sorry. Have you had a French Cruller from,
like, a designer bakery? No, I haven't. It tastes like you're eating clouds, my brother.
They're freaking good. They're amazing. They taste like French etiquette.
Can you bring me next time?
I'll bring you a nice, fresh French crawler They're delicious,

(59:51):
bro Don't judge my pick yet.
I'll let it slide. Yeah. Maple Frosted. That was my pick.
Yeah, that was the one I almost picked, and now I don't have a second.
I know that that was going to be his. That was my pick.
That was the one that I was saying is like, it's good at a bad donut shop.
It's really good at a good donut shop. Oh, my God. You're right.
But me saying the good donut shop made me realize French crawlers exist,

(01:00:15):
and I literally would die for a French crawler. And then I'm just going to go Glacestick.
Oh, I think you're on Glacestick. Glacestick in the second. 2-1 is great.
I mean, I'm just going to go glazed.
Glazed, yeah, Krispy Kreme. I'm taking Krispy Kreme, but glazed.
Glazed. You can order Krispy Kreme at Dunkin's. What did you take, too?
He took glazed. He took glazed. I took glazed. Wow. Wipe him off the board,

(01:00:35):
I guess, huh? Yeah, I mean, heavyweights off the board.
Now everything else. You got to give me. I'm saving my personal favorite for
the fifth round because I know it's safe.
Yeah. You're going to say fucking old-fashioned. I'm going to actually.
I'll tell you what it is right now. No one's taking it. It's blueberry cake.
No, I'm not going to lie. I did know that, actually.

(01:00:57):
You know how I go crazy? I would pick way more donuts before.
Listen, that's why I said I'll tell you what my pick is. It won't go.
Dude, I did polls at work, and blueberry donut was the most popular donut out of all of them.
Blueberry cake donut is not my favorite, but it's very good.
Blueberry munchkin with a little sip of coffee chaser?
They're so good, dude. They're so good. You're right. You're absolutely right.

(01:01:20):
Brother. out there give me um the track facelift.
I just crossed that out myself, dude. What are you hitting? Strawberry Frosted. Great pick.
It's unbelievable, folks. Sprinkles or no sprinkles? It's very, very good.
I'm a non-sprinkles guy, and everything in my life, I'll take a Strawberry Frosted with sprinkles.
100%. With the white and pink ones? Yeah. It's like the only thing in this godforsaken earth.

(01:01:44):
I'm going to do the Chocolate Frosted with sprinkles. It goes. Also goes great.
It's so good, and it makes me want to pick a second one. Strawberry Frosted
is nice, yeah. Oh, man. Your other pick?
You know what's good? I'm not going to pick those vanilla frosted ones,
too. I haven't had it. You never had one?
Yeah, I can't say that. You ever get the variety one? You just kind of,
you know, you're feeling frisky. You go for a second one. You pick that one. I never. No.
Not with vanilla. Also, I don't know if you get specialty donuts that have too

(01:02:07):
much going on on top. Hot take.
Not good. No. I'm with you. It depends. Unless it's like a purple glaze type
place where the donuts themselves are kind of small.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like the Dunkin's, like the s'more donut.
The maple baked donut. I had a s'more donut yesterday.
They're too sweet. It was kind of disappointing there wasn't enough marshmallow.
There's a lot of chocolate too. I don't think they needed the chocolate chunk.

(01:02:30):
I think they would have been fine. I think they would have been fine with just
the chocolate frosting.
I don't think they needed that and chocolate chunk. I think you gotta go with
the classic either just like a regular cake donut with maybe a frosting or glaze.
We'll go for it. I'm going with the sugar jelly donut. That's a really good pick.
It's one of my favorites. Or it's something you get when you just,

(01:02:52):
yeah. Yeah, sugar donut's good.
Ah, they're so good, dude. I'll take Boston cream.
Okay. Wow. I'll take third. I can't pass up the value on the third.
I don't know how you guys are going to feel about this, but like a cinnamon powder donut.
Yes. Like apple cider donuts. Yeah. Yeah. But does Duncan's Ducks have one of those?
Brother, hot, fresh out. And can I take apple fritter? Or is that a specialty

(01:03:16):
donut that you can't order in a dozen?
I'm going to let Will rule. You can order those for a dozen.
I don't know. You're putting a lot of sweet treats on the board now if you do this.
I feel like you're putting danishes on the board now. You're putting a lot of
things on the board. I'm going to take it back and...

(01:03:38):
Chocolate glazed stick. I'm a big stick guy. You would stick on that?
Yeah, dude. Okay. All right.
That's it. Wild, dude. Honestly, I was not expecting that. Is that both ears? Yeah. Yeah.
Cider donut. Yeah. Cider donut's great.
That is cinnamon, right? Yeah, that's the one with cinnamon, brother.

(01:04:00):
Okay. What was the other one? That's why I was like, I don't know if it's sugar
or cinnamon or if it's a cinnamon donut with granulated sugar,
but it's cinnamon. Why would you not just go chocolate glaze like regular? No.
The stick goes better. I haven't tried the stick. I always go the glaze stick.
The stick's better. It looks like it's got dick veins on it.
Try it. Well, good. I mean...
Once you go chocolate, you never go back. I'm going to go with the sausage wake-up wrap. I'm kidding.

(01:04:27):
Hold on a second here. All right. I'm going to take blueberry donut, blueberry cake.
I'm going to take in the fourth here just in case you guys get cute.
Will might get cute here I thought he was gonna take it after you said it I
was like I really hope that I'm trying to think like what I reach for in there
I know what I need for in the fifth If you say coconut donut I'm gonna stab

(01:04:47):
you Oh dude what am I gay Well yeah but No you don't know coconut,
What else is there There's a lot.
I mean like there's one that I won't be picking But it is like my pumpkin goes
crazy I don't like pumpkin donuts I like pumpkin a lot I like pumpkin bread.
Bro, the Halloween orange frosted?

(01:05:08):
Nice. Powdered?
Powdered is good. Just classic jelly.
With the white. I mean, oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
You googling donuts? I was googling donuts. The French Cruller looks so good,
Riley. That's what I'm saying, dude.
You want a French Cruller? Oh, God, it looks good. It's covered in dick veins.

(01:05:34):
I'm going to love it. It's only dick veins.
This is what I'm thinking more of. churro it's
it's dude it's magnificent oh
also shout out sorry the very clearly spanish
lady working at a sweet shop that i tried to order a churro
from they didn't sell churros and then i didn't order

(01:05:55):
anything and walked away dude that's crazy huh
you know what's kind of underrated is the
double chocolate donut no
i'm not a fit but i'm i'm just gonna
go regular chocolate glazed here because you took
yeah round because you took the stick i think the round is better than the stick here
yeah i disagree you're not gonna like me here damn

(01:06:16):
it dude i'm taking the superior chocolate i'm going with the entomans the chocolate
rings so it's chocolate on the outside was i supposed to get two there you can
still have that one okay you're good all right entomans rings it's the chocolate
on the outside but it's like the yellow on the inside you know what i I know
what you're talking about, yeah. It's the dipped.
Yeah, it's the dipped Entenmann's. That's a pretty good donut.

(01:06:38):
Those are nice. Devil's Food Cake Entenmann Donuts are maybe one of those. Yeah, these guys.
Yeah. Yeah, these Entenmann's, you get them in the bag when you go camping.
Oh, dude, those. Oh, my God. Yeah, these Entenmann's, brother. These are, yeah.
So we're allowed to pick outside of that? You're picking donuts,
brother. You're just picking donuts, man?
You can't get an apple cider donut at Dunkin's, can you? In the fall, you probably can.

(01:07:00):
Seasonal Dunkin', seasonal donuts are allowed. Donuts. There's literally just
one I don't know how I didn't think of this earlier.
Just give me the chocolate sprinkled ones. I think it's gone.
No, it's not. It's not gone? No, it's picked up. All right. Chocolate frosted
has not been picked up. Chocolate frosted with sprinkles. With sprinks. Okay.
With sprinks. All right. I'll take the Entenmann's. Shout out the Giggs.

(01:07:22):
And to wrap this up, I think a churro donut.
Never had one. Yo, it's just a churro, but it's got no hole.
I was going to say, it's probably just churro.
It's fucking delicious. Logan was on the hunt for a cronut, which is a croissant
donut, for about a year. And then he follows this donut place in Bedford And
they finally put They do specialty donuts I'll get you a crawler from there

(01:07:44):
Does he know about the cake fairy?
Dude I'm the cake fairy They had a cronut day He literally left the house at
like 6.30am To make sure he went and got a cronut That's the funniest shit I've
ever heard If you look at churro donut you'd love the french cruller man You're
gonna love a french cruller Hunter it tastes like you're biting a clat Like
it's wet It's wet on the inside,

(01:08:04):
I know a lot of people are gonna be like Like, ew, I don't want to eat something wet.
No, it's like so magically puffy and airy that it's so... It's your own saliva
being like... It's so airy that it feels wet. No one took the lemon powder, huh?
No. Fucking what? Every time you see it in there, it's like, why is it in here?

(01:08:25):
Who's eating this? Who is this for? Yeah, no one wants this. It's a coffee roll.
That's not a donut. I would almost... You can't order that as a donut.
Apple fritters go insanely hard. Apple fritter, if apple fritter was on the
board, coffee roll was too.
Alas, one wasn't, so the other could not be. Oatmeal green pie. No.
You know what's good, too, is you ever get the little Debbie?

(01:08:48):
Yeah. Those are muffins. Honey buns? Dude, I eat a honey bun most days.
Yo, I caught a skunk with a honey bun today. Did you catch the skunk yourself? No.
No. Did they catch it? Yeah. Well, he caught himself. He went into the trap.
That's it. Oh, am I? I caught the fucking skunk. No, my tenant has texted me.
He's like, we fucking got him. And I was like, fuck yeah.

(01:09:08):
You want to see? Fuck yeah, we did. Caught the skunk.
Got him. Got that fucking idiot. Pepe.
Got him. Pepe Le Pew. Also, we caught a possum yesterday. That was kind of sad.
There was just a sad possum in the game. What a dumb little idiot.
But, but. Fucking dumbass.
Yeah, dude, look at it. The possum did get a honey bun, so. Damn,

(01:09:30):
dude. You know, weigh the pros and cons. Yeah, he got a honey bun,
was stuck in jail for like a day.
We let him out, so he got a honey bun. That seems like a net win.
Next time I feed him one of those apple pies.
Those are good, too. Those go crazy. No, it's not an apple. It's a fruit pie,
apple flavored. Next time we should do a snack cake battle. I'll win that. Bye.

(01:09:51):
Hey, stay moist. I forgot to tell you guys. I got poison ivy. Bye.

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