July 20, 2024 • 55 mins
What's up, everyone? Welcome to another wild episode of The Plunge! Today is a special day because we're diving into some pretty intense topics and hilarious moments. Joining me, as always, is my lovely husband, Riley T. Say what's up, dude!
First things first, the cat's out of the bag – I'm the king of the libs. And you know what else? We're your fourth favorite host on the east coast, the number one hockey podcast south of the border, the number one religious equestrian podcast north of the Mason-Dixon line, the number one cumulonimbus podcast south of the stratosphere, the number one just ship podcast, the number one Barks root beer podcast for all you Barks root beer enjoyers, and the number one skyscraper podcast – it's in the trees, people!
And speaking of trees, did you hear about the guy who almost assassinated Trump? It's a crazy story that led to some of the wildest memes I've ever seen. But hey, let's not get too political here. Instead, let's dive into something lighter – like how I'm the king of the libs now!
So, let's talk about Dirty Dingus, my alter ego in the latest college football video game. Dirty Dingus is a no-star recruit who walked on to UNC and worked his way up to being a third-string running back. After an intense freshman year, he hit the transfer portal and landed at Syracuse, where he's now making a name for himself. Will Dirty Dingus win the Heisman? Only time will tell, but we're all rooting for him!
Now, let's switch gears and chat about some movies. I've been on a roll lately, catching up on everything from Godzilla to Austin Powers. Speaking of which, Austin Powers still holds up, baby! Those movies are as hilarious as ever, and I had a blast rewatching them.
We also need to talk about Lethal Weapon. These movies are a trip, with Mel Gibson's hair looking crazier by the minute and the wildest police antics you've ever seen. From diplomatic immunity to cop-sanctioned fistfights, these films are pure cinema gold.
But let's not forget about the latest releases like The Beekeeper and Inside Out 2. Jason Statham as a deadly assassin beekeeper? Yes, please. And Inside Out 2? Lexapro is about to do wonders for our favorite emotional characters.
In summary, I'm the king of the libs, Dirty Dingus is gunning for the Heisman, and we're here to bring you the best in sports, movies, and everything in between. So buckle up, because Season 7 is going to be one hell of a ride!
Hell yeah, and thanks for tuning in!
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Big apps, big poopo, you know the rules. Poopo, you know the rules. Big apps.
I took the plunge and had the time of my life.
I finally took the plunge. You know what? Let's break.
Music.
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That's what we're doing. We're singing. Y'all know nothing about this.
Watch me. Watch me. Come on. Come on.
Take it on, take it on, take it on. What's up guys? Welcome to The Plunge. Today is a day.
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Joining me as always, my lovely husband, Riley T. Say what's up,
dude. Cat's out of the bag.
I'm the king of the lips.
And you know what else we are? we're your fourth favorite
host on the east coast the number one hockey podcast south of
the border the number one religious equestrian podcast north of
the mason dixon line the number one cumulonimbus podcast south of
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the stratosphere the number one just ship podcast the
number one barks root beer podcast for if barks root
beer enjoyers the number one skyscraper podcast
it's what riley it's in the trees the number one you know what else is in the
wheel podcast it's in the spin zone the number one dj college podcast that's
jade ray oh and some number improv comedy podcast somewhere in the world do
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you know who else is in the trees,
The guy who shot Trump? Yeah. Yeah. Is that actually it?
No. It was on a building. He was promptly assassinated. He was promptly...
Reverse assassinated. They hit the Uno reverse on him. He was counter-assassinated. Unbelievably.
Quicker than anyone's ever been Uno reverse carded. They said, no you.
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That's true. Yeah. Immediate dark web.
Who else was in the trees? I do like all of the memes of people being...
I think you said it Van Gogh was um the Van Gogh one Was where I was like hmm,
There's so I don't know if you know anything about RuneScape I don't There is.
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Episode 312 Trump Almost got assassinated,
Cat's out of the bag I'm the king of the libs,
He's alive and has An Evander
Holifield ear now It's fine we're all
fine Hold on so there's a a
prayer in of course runescape that
stops you from taking range damage and someone
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you know the the picture of him going yeah someone
edited the the prayer over his head i don't i don't care your political it's
the coolest photo of all time have you seen the photo of the bullet whizzing
by his head no that's also a cool photo those two guys are are going to duke
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it out for a Pulitzer Prize,
and I can't wait. Hold on. I found it.
I saw this. This is the first meme that I saw.
That's range protection spell?
Yeah, so you don't take damage from ranged attacks. Okay. That's good.
Some people don't like the memes. They think it's disrespectful to laugh at
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an assassination attempt. I counter with it is Trump.
I think we should preface this with, you should never wish death on anybody,
but in today's modern information era, nothing is safe.
Do you mean to tell me the biggest bully of the 21st century almost got assassinated
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and people are mad about jokes?
Come on. Come on. he
called what's up
he called chris christie's wife ugly as a dog you don't think chris christie
was i thought it was ted cruz no not uh it may yeah it was ted you don't think
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ted cruz wants to fire some throw some memes out right now you don't think he
just almost said fire shots.
Like i mean there are
a lot of people right now who rightfully
should be like i've been holding on these and
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that you see like the whole reason that it even missed is that he looked at
like his head yeah he turned his head to look at like a specific statistic during
what was it a rally speech whatever and if he hadn't it would have gone through
like the back of his skull,
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it's crazy like we i think you were saying this did you hear today all weekend
they went this is gonna be in like textbooks yeah well they went through the
guy's phone he had no motive whatsoever he just woke up that day unaffiliated
with anyone and was like i'm gonna go shoot the president.
They're like we're on to the laptop they're on to the laptop by the time this
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comes out next week I'm sure that statement won't be true on his phone they're
like we got nothing this guy woke up chose violence that was it,
then he got uno reversed did he is that the dog it is the dog the dog lives
down here does she really she comes down here once a week during the podcast to say hello,
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uh yeah but yeah trump uh he's alive he is is wild yeah he's running,
so is joe and here we are and that's the politics for the year on the plunge
yeah that wasn't really politics that was just well let's get into how i'm the king of the libs now,
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well do we shout out the company that this is
i would like to actively say let's find
a new sticker company because i've given them a lot of service over the year
actually this all started with will's fucking t-shirts that's from them that
is that company wait really yes so i almost want to double down on my beef i
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might recruit my army of libs.
To take down sticker meal yeah i'm gonna recruit the army of the libs that i have,
accumulated last week we had dan city towing
this week we got sticker mule sticker mule is
going down to my army of lib darts and
it will be glorious i ironically
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enough when i was sending you the link to
join this i had an email from sticker mule pretty much You know the crazy tweet
I responded to That started I don't even know if you read the tweet to me I
remember you said something about it So I have an email right now From Sticker
Mule that just says Trump 2024 Really?
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And I'm pretty sure it's just Yeah it's literally just the tweet That I blew
up on But the actual tweet Not my reply guy tweet Can you share,
Of course I can brother so sticker mule now i'm not a democrat wildly not largely no not.
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Sticker mule immediately following the assassination attempt sticker mule it
is a company i'm gonna be completely shocked not democrat because every trendy
like new age Internet company is Wildly liberal A sticker company Should not,
Objectively.
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A sticker company putting out a 600-letter tweet, a 9,000-character tweet on
an assassination Trump going full MAGA hat is objectively hilarious.
Would you like to read the tweet from Sticker Mule? Do you want me to read it
or can you? You can read it. Okay.
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I'll read my tweet, okay? You be them, I'll be me.
I don't want to be Sticker Mule, but I will voice them in this exchange.
Change donald trump was shot i don't
care what your political views are but the hate for trump and
his supporters has gone too far people are
terrified to admit they support trump i've been.
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Scared myself um do you think somebody
lost keep going over this keep going this is from the
president of the company i support
trump many a sticker mule do many stickers
mule also support port biden the political
hate needs to stop today a bullet
almost killed donald trump he's got five
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kids one's still a teenager no one
should have to die and sacrifice the happiness of their
family to run for office if donald trump
can risk that the least the rest of us can do is
vocalize our support and help to end hate this is
taking a turn the more
people realize that kind-hearted compassionate people
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support trump the sooner the hate will
end i'm speaking up today and we'll do
more in the future to stop this insane political hate
awesome people all over the world love
trump don't limit your friendships and diminish your happiness by indulging
in political hate vocalize your support stop the hate signed anthony constantino
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co-founder sticker mule Do you think the other co-founder was furious when this went up?
Do you think they did like the original electoral like a Democrat and a Republican run?
Whoever doesn't win just becomes vice president.
You can't see my thing. Let me go.
It's their pin tweet, by the way. I think they turned off replies.
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Did they silence me? They can't.
I didn't repost. I didn't quote, though, either.
Fuck. They are.
These people. What the hell? yeah
i think they silenced me i just respond trump people
playing the victim crazy you are the you're the angry people you are the angry
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people online who make it unable to like i don't i i don't like i don't like
any political people what did i say let me find my tweet i responded to that long tweet,
and i just said this is an insane tweet.
For record forever is my name on twitter is dirty dingus and i'm just a photo
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of paddington the bear in his prison outfit holding an orange,
dirty dingus is fucking crazy and
people were not happy it's a
muted conversation now that's i no longer
so i very quickly i
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had 400 likes it is since it's since
been halted because they muted the conversation i also can't view the other
tweets but i was getting in a beef with a man named bo who bo went you're a
grown man and said lmao grow up and i just responded you You sound inefficient.
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And it took him about 27 hours to essentially be like, no, you.
And yeah, I just had a good day. I had a good day on Twitter.
I think his response was, no, you're inefficient, like 28 hours later.
Moe Darville, what is his profile picture?
Dude, he's absolutely a Twitter troll, too. I don't know if he is.
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His banner says Divine Swine Barbecue, and it looks like it's a bottle of wine. Does it look good?
I'm not here to hate on... I think it might be...
Who is that? It could be the most MAGA guy you've ever seen, though.
I've seen him I've seen his profile picture of old Bo,
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This is This dude's He kind of does the same stuff as you He just posts like
I don't troll that much but that one made me He retweets like Baseball stuff A picture of a dog,
There's a beer And a meme Hey you
know what politics Maybe me and Bo aren't all
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that different after all me the king of
the libs him the king of trump we can
king of the the reps and you
know what we can both buy our stickers from the same company and
that's okay should i follow him and just like tweet at him every day yeah tweet
him acronyms only acronyms i'm gonna just tweet at him you're inefficient once
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a day you should when do you or just just tweet out just go beta also hey Hey,
happy birthday, Plunge.
Happy birthday, Plunge. Season finale. Season finale.
Do we do anything for the new season? Didn't we talk about altering the...
Can I be honest? I'm having fun with the acronyms again. Not the acronyms,
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the accolades again. The accolades.
Yeah, do not acronym or Bo is going to get on your ass, dude.
He's going to call you inefficient.
Dude, the number one acronym podcast, Podcast T S O T M the side of the main. Okay.
Yeah. We're season seven starts next week. We're seven or six.
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Holy shit. Season seven. That's crazy. We are year seven. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It is. That's alarming.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what to do with it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I have some life up to... I am cutting my hair.
I'm doing it. Okay.
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I heard that. Yeah, Lauren does some weird shit to Winnie when she's being rambunctious. Oh!
Oh! You want...
I'm cutting my hair it's long it
looks silly it is long it's sick when
you have the side shaved and it's full mullet but when the
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hair grows back it looks a little goofy yeah dude dog it dog just found a hot
mic over on the couch again featuring dog is continuing to find hot mic right
there it is she's zooming on the couch right now and i forgot that's nice This is hell.
She's full of zoom. Uh, so one cut in my hair, I'm cutting my hair because I've
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decided to go on a last second vacation.
Okay. Going to Bermuda in two weeks.
Nice. Want to look nice. Probably shouldn't have this stupid haircut that I have just for funsies.
I still really want to get a mullet. You should. It's nice. You can.
I don't want to actually become a townie.
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Dude, the hair is crazy. crazy that video that
was taken of me backflipping the other day when i start like doggy
paddling to the shallow end and there's just a trail of
hair i didn't realize how long my hair was to that there was
just like a tail behind me can i tell you my back still stings my shins hurt
from the back from the backflips brian i don't know brian regressed brian brian
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regressed unbelievably he was doing flips when he was drunk no he wasn't drunk
he was not drinking on saturday brian was He was front flipping.
He's a compact little ball, and he was flipping around. That was very funny.
I couldn't understand that he wasn't rotating.
He was just a tight little ball. He had a little jelly bean.
Was perfectly flipping.
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Sunday came around, he totally forgot.
I remembered how to backflip when I got sober on Sunday. The issue was my shins
were bruised from slamming into the water.
Also, side note, I can backflip now. That's fucking sick as hell.
Can I ask, were you upset the first time I went to do backflip? I fucking nailed it. No.
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Was that the first time you've ever backflipped? No, but that's the first time
I've done it at your house.
Brother, the first time I backflipped was the first time I backflipped.
That's nice as hell. And I did backflip. I was there! You were.
I did pretty good my first time. It only took me like three tries to get it
clean. It took you two. The second one you had was one of the better ones you did.
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I'll be honest because you hadn't splat yet so you had no fear.
I was drunk that day. I had no fear at all. It was great. That was disgusting.
Did you hear that? Unbelievably loud, yeah.
Comically loud. Yeah, that was crazy.
Zoomy dogs having zoomies He's on the couch right here. Yeah,
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so I'm going to Bermuda, so I'm cutting my hair.
I'm either picking you up or dropping you off. You are picking me up. Okay. Bread. Bread.
Yeah, and yeah, generally just college football 25 is going to take over my
life for the next month or so.
Happy birthday. Our birthday present is college football 25. I walked on.
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I'm a running back. No star recruit.
They give you the option. They're like, do you want to come out as a fucking
blue chip five star? Well, you'll come out 83 overall, like red shirt freshman.
Or do you want to come out a 59 blue collar zero star group?
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11 years since the last college football game.
Obviously, I'm coming out as a fucking no star 60 overall.
You're making your mark on the end. I'm going to fucking prove myself.
Myself. Okay, so what I did hunt, what I'm going to tell you here.
Should I get this game? I don't know if you'll have. Yeah.
Yeah. It's fun. It's really fun. Yeah, yeah.
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What I did, I walked on to UNC, all right?
Secured myself a nice little fifth string. Yeah.
Nice little fifth string running back okay i walked
on to unc i spent the whole year turning into
a locker room leader i was a leader academically
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okay i was putting in practice i
was gaining trust with coach hell yeah they played me one snap the entire fucking
season and it was when we were down like 58 points with like eight seconds left
damn one snap okay we even got into a bowl game brother we got into a bowl game
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where most of the seniors don't play,
did not touch the field i did touch the field in that game do you know what
i came in to do i came in it was my second snap of the season i came in on a
qb neil to block the quarterback,
did you do it i did because i'm a fucking team player and i it was my dream
hunt it was my dream to be running back of the north carolina tower heels and
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then the end of the season came around and throughout the season,
I worked my tail off, okay?
Okay. I even had a position battle, and I became the third running back on the
depth chart. I worked my way up to running back. This is season two?
This is still my freshman year. This is my freshman year, okay?
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My red shirt freshman year, okay? Bless you.
And this is the biggest sneeze of all time.
What's going on here dude i gotta i
gotta i have to give my nose a
little foreplay before all right so keep telling
i give sneeze so i i work my
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way up and i'm faced with the decision so what you have now
modern age you have to hit the transfer portal
you can go back to your team but you got you got everyone you
go into the transfer portal fucking unc
you're on mute hello i
think you're unmute from your own headset hello no
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there you go your thing was red now
hello yeah that was really weird i don't know what that
was that was really funny you gotta hit the transfer
you have they make you you have to hit the transfer portal and it might i'm
fully planning on coming back to unc right okay fully planning on it they didn't
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even want me in the first place because they show When you go in to pick what team you want,
the different teams tell you what their interest is. The Air Force wanted me, obviously.
They wanted me a lot. Army didn't? A lot of teams wanted me.
None wanted to give me premier spots. Everyone was offering me bench slots.
But you can also walk on anywhere you want. I decided to take a chance and walk on to UNC.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say you became a Trojan. No.
No, my new teams are... I'm a UNT and I'm an Air Force guy for my real college
I actually root for them as opposed to our fake allegiances we've made on this
podcast oh gotcha laughing.
So UNC didn't want me originally, but I still walked on there.
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I worked my tail off to running back three on the depth chart.
I go to the transfer portal. I don't even look at the offers I'm getting from
other teams because they're teams that want me.
I've worked my tail off. I've became pretty good in practice. I'm the pride.
Yeah, I've became pretty good in practice. I've proven myself an asset down
there in Chapel Hill. Okay.
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I've become pretty good in practice. Dirty Dingus, the six-foot white running
back, has proven himself.
Did the guy actually name Dirty Dingus? His name is Dirty Dingus.
And Dirty Dingus is a grinder.
And I scroll down to UNC to go back.
They have given the two people who I won position battles for their jobs back.
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And the job they were offering me was, once again, running back five.
And they were like, we don't really care if you come back.
So you know what I did? Do you know what I did, Hunter?
Did you go back? I did not go back.
I signed with in-conference rival Syracuse, who wanted me, Hunt.
They wanted me. They actively sought me out.
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Okay? From starting? They recruited me. They gave me the backup job.
But running back, too. That's better than where I ended the season.
I progressed by making this jump.
Also, they're about the same skill level. They're in the same good conference.
And, Hunt, let me tell you. I'm mid-season too.
All right, so I'm running into a bit of a problem at Syracuse.
So at Syracuse, first game, I got carries.
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I think I got four carries for like 32. That's all that matters,
man. I got four carries for like 32 yards. It's something.
Average yard per carry? Like eight? Dirty Dengus is a touchdown machine.
Is he a vulture? He's kind of a vulture. He's a touchdown machine.
On the year, I probably have... I think we're six games in to the season,
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right? I probably have...
Probably have 20 rushes for maybe a hundred yards and like six touchdowns. That's nice.
Now, so the issue right now, I'm not getting a lot. I'm probably getting like
four carries a game, maybe, if that.
The part, that'd be fine. I'm a team player. I'm still putting in the same grind
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I did last year. I'm a leader.
I'm a leader academically in the locker room. I am an asset to this team.
They don't see it quite yet, but they will. I've been earning the coach's trust
The part that gets me I'm getting four carries and then it goes to player of
the game They are giving the starting running back 46 carries a game On average.
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He's the star of the game Every game because he has 43 For 207 and four touchdowns,
How the fuck His name How many seasons do you play as like a Is it just four
years Yeah well you do fought I can do five.
So right. This is my act. My true freshman year now that I'm in.
Yeah. They're giving LaQuint Allen on average 41.9 carries a game. Is that a real person?
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Probably. I think. Yeah. Cause he's a senior. Is LaQuint Allen actually getting
41.9 average touches a game?
Let me look at it. I assume that they're, they're a run heavy LaQuint Allen, Syracuse football.
He looks cool as hell if we're being completely honest.
Stats he had yeah no
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he only had 144 rush oh wait that was his season high
it was 144 he had a
thousand yards last season that's nice he was actually near the end of the season
he was averaging like 26 carries a game let's see 2022 i imagine he wasn't playing
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much no yeah he was He was playing a lot.
Not as much. Oh, actually, he was putting together something fierce.
He had four rushes for 112 yards against Wagner in 2022.
I don't know how different college is from... I'm not mad at LeQuint.
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We're in a run-heavy offense.
What, they can't give you fucking 10 carries and still leave him with 31 and a half carries?
Are you kidding me? You would think the distribution would be a bit more shared
with the backup running back. That is my name.
Part okay i'm coming up on a position battle with him which means you're in theory yes,
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41 and a half carries now if i defeat him in the position battle and he's still getting,
over 10 and i'm not getting at least 25 i will be furious you will not stop
playing i will be furious will be furious now you have to like go to class in
these games no they just They give you certain points a week,
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and you have to allocate them. And if you don't study, you'll end up failing off.
One of those, you have to keep up studying a little bit, and then you'll be
fine. Could you just be like a nerd on the football team?
You can, yeah. Put all your stuff into studying. You can.
And then graduate with a biomechanical engineering degree. Probably.
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That's the ending you get. That's the bad ending of NCAA 2025.
2025 the alternate is you can be a fucking shithead
like you get a text every other day and they're like hey we're
going to a party do you want to come out and there's just a
thing that's like you can risk it or you just don't have
to go i've been playing it safe because i'm
a i'm a to the grindstone i'm trying to be
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there for my boys kind of guy you're as tuba would say a
part of the grind set i'm part of the grind set right
now i will not be distracted by these hot babes who
want 30 dingus dude hot babes want
30 dingus ray from the path of football now
i'm gonna so let me say one thing part of the reason i left unc okay parties
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and too many hot babes they have a 96 overall running back named omarion hampton
who i know him in real life not like no but like I am a UNC football fan, so I'm familiar.
He's really good. He's a senior my Syracuse season.
The question I'm going to end up having is, do I return?
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You should make a return. Or do I like, see, that's the thing. He's just dog UNC.
My time at Syracuse has been very fun. We're actually crushing teams.
We ruined Notre Dame's opening day.
They were, like, ranked eighth. We beat them. We've beaten like four ranked
teams We've gotten dogwashed by I don't know why we're playing every ranked
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team under the sun too Which isn't how schedules work You usually play like
three ranked teams a season We're like seven games in I think we've played six ranked opponents,
And I think we're like four and three Five and two Like we're doing good We should be ranked,
Maybe I'll just ride Syracuse. Dude, I think you should just dog UNC and then
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transfer back and be like.
Once Omarion Hampton leaves, obviously. Yeah.
I don't know. I'm going to have to make a decision next year.
Because also, what if Bama comes calling?
They see all the work Dirty Dingus has been putting in.
You're going to be on the transfer portal and UNC is going to be like, will you come back?
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And then you're just going to hear from the back.
Roll Tide! I mean, how can you say no to Roll Tide, brother?
Dude, you're going to be Tide rolling.
What about the dogs? What if the dogs come barking, brother?
You think I'm going to go...
I mean, the dogs might come barking. Who knows?
Who knows who's going to be after Dirty Dingus this season, brother?
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Dirty Dongers. Who knows who's going to be coming after Dirty Dingus this season? You don't know.
Dog-a-longos. So I'll give you an update next week on what happened to Dirty Dingus.
The fun part about this is the four seasons over, I want to do a quarterback,
I can just go do a quarterback because Dirty Dingus will be an accountant in
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like seven days of real time right now.
He's going to be 47 and working for JG Wentworth.
Correct. So he's going to have a poster of himself in his office Running someone
over Are you going to win the Heisman?
Not yet Not until fucking LaQuint Allen stops Rushing 4700 times a game LaQuint
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Allen If he doesn't win the Heisman
He's going to have 7000 carries this season What are you looking at?
My foot What have you been up to the hunt?
I was on vacation last week Dealing with my car.
Not totaled by the way That's good I had a friend come and visit this past weekend
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And we hung out at your house That's What I've been up to I caught up with House of the Dragon Agon,
Spoiler alert Not doing well No,
Damon cannot beat the,
Wanting mommy Allegation That guy wants to eat his mommy's boobs Yes.
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Someone needs to match his freak And it sure as shit Ain't gonna be Rhaenyra
It's Aemon brother Aemon's gonna match that guy's freak,
Aemon Targaryen Is about that freak Dude his eye cools hell Dude His fake eye.
He's a dog He's a pussy He's a dog Dude he's not a pussy He's a pussy He hides
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with the biggest dragon How do you hide with the biggest dragon in the land?
Because then you should. He didn't hide. He hides. He hides like a coward.
He waited for a tactical moment. Mm-mm. Hides. He hides. With one stone.
He hides. He's a bitch. You want to talk about some movies?
We can talk about some movies. Yeah. Are we saying we're not doing the Godzilla-sode
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yet? Okay. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night?
I'm going to be carrying Dirty Dingus to the college football playoff.
Do you what about thursday night i
will be carrying dirty dingus and the
university of carolina tar heels to the college football
playoff do what can friday
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oh what's that friday i will be taking bama roll
tide to the college do you want to watch some bond this week yeah we can watch
some bond since since we've last talked movie i've caught up on well i've watched
like Like 19 Godzilla movies. That sucked.
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But I have watched some cinema, and I've watched two spins for you.
And I've caught up on some spins of past with new films.
This is true. This is true. So let's do that. Let's do some catch-up spin.
Okay. Sharing tabs, I realized. That won't work.
So Beverly Hills Cop Axl F, 2024 release.
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Made a rule that if a new movie comes out of a
franchise i've already spun i am legally required to
watch it and that is i liked the parts of this movie that i watched this was
a fun movie i had no qualms i think i have it my highest rated beverly hills
cop which is gonna piss a lot of people off now that's not my problem you have
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nostalgia about those movies i don't this is a better movie.
So we got beverly hills cop axel
f three and a half stars i'll say
it i liked it as much as every single one of
the originals and significantly more than three eddie
murphy looks great how the fuck is taggart still alive
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and holy shit did they just crash a helicopter onto
shooter mcgaffin yes jgl is he
is fine he's fine as hell he doesn't even handsome he doesn't
even look like jgl in in this movie but he's hot as hell
makes me think of in this movie jgl jake
gyllenhaal no no go ahead he
reminds me of shia labeouf but more handsome yeah yeah
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jgl obviously joseph gordon levitt heartthrob he's
in the first male to male kiss on televised tv
is that true yeah it is it was with pro
grace what yeah you can
look it up okay i'm not gonna
and axel f always be
be having it on with a lion's letterman a very
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good reboot score 78.19 yeah it was good it was fun as nice as hell dude yeah
especially for how bad a taste this franchise left in people's mouth with the
third one that ad for six flags and then some uh non non non-wheel non-wheel
i watched uh inside out too.
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There actually lexapro on this by the way not yet that's funny as fuck inside
out to 2024 four and a half stars the coveted golden heart that lexapro about
to do wonders for this bisexual icon,
yeah that's funny i'm surprised this doesn't have any likes for being completely
this whole fucking movie pretty much riley the main character she's not you
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to be clear she's She's an eighth grader who's going into she's like in the
summer heading into high school.
She's really good at hockey. Okay. And she gets invited to a hockey camp with
the high school girls on the on like the state championship high school team
is at this camp where she's going.
And she walks in and she's just melting from these hot lesbian hockey babes.
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They don't address it, but they're like, you can feel the bisexual energy in the air.
And then by the end of the movie she's just so they add anxiety is one of the emotions.
Okay and the bottom left that no that's sadness this is anxiety obviously okay
yeah that makes sense anxiety goes crazy it makes her go crazy and the lex pro
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is gonna fix that so that's what's up yeah it's a good movie it was good i like
inside out a lot so So solid film.
And then I watched A Family Affair, which is a new Netflix rom-com where Joey
King is assistant to Zac Efron, who's a big Hollywood actor.
He plays someone named Chad or something, but he's a big Hollywood actor.
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And then he starts banging her mom. Two stars.
Efron, I'm guessing this is supposed to say generational. Yeah,
it does say generational.
No, it doesn't. it says generation ephron on
a generational run of bad movies since the iron
claw i almost watched that like two days
the iron claw or a family affair no iron claw but i fell asleep shout out the
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all bros they did a whole episode on this movie that's a fucking trap this movie
i hold the all bros to uh to a high esteem this movie has nowhere near the threshold
of deserving of its own episode.
It doesn't even deserve to be in their like weekly watches.
It is not good at all. It's bad. It's actively bad.
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And they did a whole fucking episode. Wait, I will not listen.
Girl, the young redhead girl kissing things.
No, that's Sadie sink. This is Joey King of the kissing booth fame.
Okay. You got to know your brother. You got to know your rom-coms,
your shitty Netflix movies. This is Joey King. She's an icon. Okay.
She sucks. She sucks so much.
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You're not familiar I thought you liked the kissing booth No the kissing booths
are bad Uh yeah a family affair Big stinks What else I did watch The Beekeeper.
Are you familiar with the beak? Is that Jason Statham? Yeah,
are you familiar? It's a new movie. It came out in like January.
New action. You're getting up in your seat for this one.
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No, I'm trying to. That doesn't look. I also didn't realize.
I just pointed at my screen.
I didn't realize that you put Jason Statham in the review itself, but I was like, huh?
Yeah, that's Jason Statham, and he is the beekeeper. Okay, well,
the beekeeper, 2024, three and a half stars. What is this on?
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Amazon? it's one of those like new movie exclusives on
either peacock or peacock or prime i want to
say prime yeah it's on prime for free
2024 it's like it's a good big budget action
film that wants to be john wick really bad it's not quite john wick but it's
pretty close okay i'm guessing direct quote italicized is direct quotes for
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generally direct quote if a beekeeper says you're going to
die you're going to die yep this wants
to be john wick so bad unbelievably bad jason
statham is the man i love that little freak josh
hutcherson i can't believe i'm gonna have to
watch six more of these there's gonna be seven no i have
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no idea but this it seems like
one of the they're trying to world build any assassin movie
that tries to world build you're like john wick just
made john wick the first movie and then they're like we have something
here the world building game after John Wick 1 John Wick 1 was like they killed
my dog and I'm fucking angry and they're like people like this let's continue
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it wasn't just the dog it was the last piece that he had of his wife it was fun it was a fun movie,
it wanted to be John Wick it made so many,
it's like a hyper aware it made so many B references yeah.
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Did he say buzz buzz or buzz off? No, he's always like, when the hive is out
of control, you got to replace the queen.
That's so stupid.
They made an unbelievable amount of bee references.
Did they have somebody who's named Barry B. Benson? No, they just had.
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That's dumb as hell, dude.
Also, this movie starts, okay?
The whole thing is the beekeeper Jason Statham is He's a retired assassin Who
would have thought Who's like The most deadly assassin ever And no one should
provoke him Sound familiar.
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Does it rhyme with Baba Yaga And he's just out keeping bees And he lives on
this property in Boston Or outside of Boston Like this farmland And he lives
with this old black woman,
And then this group of computer scammers hacks her over the phone and steals
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like $8 billion from her.
And then she kills herself. And it's the only- Actually $8 billion.
No, I think it's like $2 million from a charity she runs and then empties out
like her 401k. And then she kills herself because she's like, fuck.
Just so happens that this lady who killed herself also is Jason Statham,
the beekeeper's landlord.
And also the daughter's in the FBI.
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Eye and it just happens to be her case oh yeah and
then but it was like bodacious it was
like the saddest shit ever which killed herself so fucking sad she seems so
sweet and it's all being run by fucking being it's all being run by by fuck
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boy gen z corporate ceo josh utterson who Who rides around on a skateboard in
an office with, like, spiked tips.
Also, his mom's the president.
That's dumb as hell, dude. This man went from The Hunger Games to Frosted Tips Maniac.
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Yeah. But yeah, he's a little freak. It has fun action sequences.
He's a little freak. It has fun action sequences.
You want to do Lethal Weapon or Austin Powers for our wheel spin coverage?
Are we doing both or just one? Yeah, we can do both. I'm not done Lethal Weapon,
but I am through three of them, so we'll talk. Why don't we just do Austin Powers and then...
You want to cover Lethal Weapon on the Godzilla episode? episode i
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was get out of my head that's actually what i was
thinking all right yeah we can do that so austin powers international man of
mystery i needed a good laugh i've had too many i can't believe that this movie
came out in 97 this movie still holds up today sort of yeah they're all funny
they're all good why will he call our austin powers international man of mystery.
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1997 three and a half stars this movie
is so ridiculous but its humor still holds up baby
maybe yep can't believe this guy is shrek it's
unfathomable i also can't believe mojo didn't
get introduced until the second movie all i
i re-watched these with a full re-watch as
if i had never seen them because the only thing i remember is
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like vague watching them as like a six-year-old in like
campers you know what i mean like your
older brothers and yeah like we were camping i
don't get it but that woman's got big heads yeah we were camping and it was
on a 12 inch TV like I remember all the quotes and I I just don't think I've
watched them as an adult fully so like I knew all the quotes too which is the
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funniest thing no that's three yeah that's three,
this one's where he has the cart and he backs up for like 10 minutes,
and then somehow gets it stuck between the yeah there's one where he freezes
himself and then goes to 90 and.
Oh, and takes a piss for like actually 45 seconds. Yes. Yeah. Okay.
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I should rewatch the, I love. These are good. They're quick watches.
They're on YouTube TV, right? Yeah, they're good. They're good.
90 minutes, right? They're 90 minutes, 100 maybe.
Awesome. Dr. Evil, unreal. So good. Yeah.
Frau Farbissano. Mike Myers in general. Every role he plays.
Frau Farbissano makes me laugh every time she has screen time.
But yeah, gave an 81. Pretty good. Can I tell you, one of my earliest boners
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that I remember is the ladies with the pink furry suit. The fembots, brother.
Don't disrespect them. They're in the cover right here. Give me a break.
I haven't seen this movie since maybe high school.
But yeah, I just remember Mojo. When I think of Awesome Powers, I think of the Mojo.
And I can't believe it was just one movie that the Mojo was.
It means I must have seen the spy who shagged me a bunch as a child. But still.
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This is probably the one that I have seen the most. Yeah.
Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me, 1999, three and a half stars, coveted Goldenheart.
I am a sexy bitch. That made me laugh. I don't know.
About the, about, you said this in so many chats.
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Yeah, I did. About to fire off the laser from my Death Star.
Dr evil mini me maybe the goaded movie
duo you sent me the the the song
that he did with mini me from this song and i still said
prison rap prison rap is is goaded it's
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the best it's maybe one of my favorite scenes but
it is funny when they break out into songs every every
time i wish that they had done it in all
three because i don't think they do an international man of mystery
not really and then austin powers in gold member they're all three and a half
just little margins of difference one got a gold star uh fuck you and fuck me
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very funny made me laugh very hard yep that the tiny backpacks yeah i don't
that line makes me laugh every time yep,
austin power in austin powers in gold member 2002 three and a half stars no
coveted golden heart Nope.
Do you think Beyonce has, like, the biggest regret possible doing this?
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I mean, do you, like, do you think?
It was before she was, like, Beyonce. And now she has this on her record,
which I think is very funny.
I don't, I think that's honestly a point in her favor.
Like, this is Beyonce. This is the Beyonce. What?
A bond girl what are you talking about it's she
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has to right yeah she has to
regret being foxy cleo do you ever think she's laying up at
night and just remembers that she was foxy the cameos
in this are unreal unbelievable they had
that whole opening scene where it was fucking tom cruise and john
travolta steven spielberg and britney spears at
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the height of her fame we're in this film iconic franchise
too many moments to document the mere
presence of fat bastard makes me sick to
my stomach though i might i kind of
looks like a baby come here babe
get in my belly i
want my baby baby baby baby baby i
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don't remember having corn
barn he's so gross
he's so vile dude he
is it's all plastic and it's all so gross it's
so gross yeah they're all good i enjoyed them can we go over lethal weapon one
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just because i want to laugh yeah yeah we can wrap up with lethal weapon we
got to do all the lethal weapons and because we're going to forget yeah that's
true all right all right lethal weapon 1987.
These guys had countless police officers four stars four stars excuse me yeah
these guys had countless police officers try to stop them while they were dressed
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as homeless men with no badges and everyone's simply saying we're cops worked
yeah eric clapton put his entire pussy into the
soundtrack there's a massive portion of
this movie where it's just known that riggs is going
to off himself and the only problem people have
with that is being a known associate the whole
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movie they're like this guy is he's gonna shoot
himself in the mouth you better stay away from him
you don't want to be known as a friend of that guy
the guy who's gonna shoot himself in the mouth i'm getting
too old for this shit mel gibson's
hair looks crazy bad coming from me a
guy who currently has mel gibson's hair in this movie you
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know it's good a good thing that we did this this week because you currently
have the hair them having a gibson versus bucey cop sanctioned kumite style
final fist fisticuffs is what cinema is all about goddamn right my god he out.
You put him he out him in the hell's gate dude
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this movie ends with mel gibson putting gary bucey
in the hell's gate are you familiar with the hell's gate i know it's a banned
move in the wwe it used to be a submission hold from the undertaker pretty much
you would it's just like a it's just a fucking chokehold it's a standard ufc
like choke that's nice yeah.
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I don't know what it is with Gary Busey being cast as a cop.
It's fucking fear, loathing in Las Vegas, point break.
Hey, he's not a cop in this movie. He's Joshua.
And Joshua's a crazy motherfucker. Oh, it's a cop sanction. Yeah.
Yes, cop sanction. The cops, pretty much Mel Gibson cop, has finally captured the bad guy, Joshua.
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And the cops are all there ready to make an arrest. And then Mel Gibson's like, hey. Rock E5.
Yes. Yes, and they were all just circled there like, you guys can duke it out.
You can duke it out, yeah.
Score, hell yeah. Next movie.
The next movie, Lethal Weapon 2. Is this the one that I watched with you? No.
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Okay. It's Lethal Weapon 3 with me. Okay.
1989, three and a half stars. Leo gets standing on business, not eating that tuna.
But hey yo subway had drive-thrus that
was my takeaway from this whole movie fucking subway
drive-thrus brother if you don't get
out of here i'm gonna fuck your ass there's mel gibson a
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queer icon what i like paused
it i was like maybe maybe the closed captions wrong
it's not just because if you don't get out of here i'm gonna fuck your ass
he doesn't even say it
like i'm gonna beat your ass he says it like i'm gonna pound your sweet
butthole like is it
rika yeah rika yeah it's rika rika had sweet tits
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and her and riggs had crazy chemistry i was sad to see her go r.i.p she had
sweet tits open parenthesis which is a frowny face i had a neighbor growing
up named after riggs and he was the polar opposite of badass cop martin riggs
that's all diplomatic Diplomatic immunity.
Score? Hell yeah. Diplomatic immunity made me laugh very hard.
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So this whole movie is based, there's this bad guy. This movie is also very
racist, but like in the weirdest way.
So this movie is, the bad guys are South Africans who hate black cops.
So it's like, it's okay. It's like the cops don't hate black people.
South Africans hate black people. So don't worry, everyone.
It seems like a weird workaround. It's weird. Now, yeah, they kill all the black
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cops in this movie, but except, obviously, Murtaugh, he's a dog.
Yeah, he's also getting too old for this shit. He is getting too old.
He is too old for this shit. Yeah, he's officially too old for this shit.
This movie ends, so the main bad guy is, he's in the consulate,
the South African consulate in America, so every time they try to arrest him,
he's like, you cannot arrest me. I have diplomatic immunity.
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And it ends this movie ends in the coolest way murtaugh and riggs bust the operation
they finally get to him and the guy pulls out his car he's like uh uh diplomatic immunity,
and then murtaugh just looks at the spell murtaugh looks at him with his fucking
six shooter and just goes well your card's been revoked and then he shoots him
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in the fucking head Speaker 3 05, 07, 08, 07.
Speaker 3 05, 08, 07, 07. Speaker 3 05, 07, 08, 07. Speaker 1 05,
07, 07. Speaker 2 05, 08, 07. Speaker 3 05, 07, 07. Speaker 0 5,
07, 07. Speaker 1 05, 07, 07. Speaker 2 05, 07, 07. Speaker 3 05, 07, 07.
That guy got got, brother. Leo Getz, shout out Joe Pesci. He did not eat that tuna sub.
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I guess last thing tonight, Lethal Weapon 3. Yeah. 1992, three stars. These movies are fun.
One day Mel Gibson will have a home. Train car was, that was fucking sick.
It was a subway that then turned into a car. Was sick. That was sick as hell.
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Also, going to the funeral of the kid you shot is crazy. Crazy move for a cop. That's wild.
He's like that. Score, can you guess it? Correct. 73.51.
Not quite a hell of a hit. Hell yeah. Didn't have Rika's sweet tits.
Yeah. Yeah. I watched this one. Yeah, you did.
But yeah, stay tuned. Next week, we're going to talk about 19 Godzilla movies.
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You watched four Godzilla movies in one day. Oh, I watched. Yeah.
That's yeah i mean just
the the mere schedule of the godzillas was
uh scroll down was fight club a rewatch for
you or no that was the first time it's sick right yeah
that was my first time watching fight club r.i.p bitch
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tit bob p.s buzzcut brad
pitt could ruin my fucking life saying dude yeah
brad pitt also can't beat the shitty tattoo
allegations from the 90s no he
can't really can't yeah i watched
what did i do for godzilla i did one two three
four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve
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thirteen fourteen fifteen fifteen godzillas and
you didn't do terror oh yeah
sorry and i took about
a week off there's about
a week it was about 11 days but there's like six days in between
so lauren could only handle so much godzilla she
was so mad at the godzilla screech like four movies
(54:38):
in because that's all the
movies are it's just godzilla being mad especially i don't know what movie i
watched with you but when they had subtitles in like japanese that was the only
one that each bubbles hunter that happened once and it was during that one scene
you watched where the monsters talk to each other for some reason But yeah.
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So yeah. In summary, I'm the king of the libs.
Dirty Dingus is going for the Heisman. If he doesn't win Heisman,
it's going to be a massive fail for this podcast.
That's true. Season seven better start off hot.
Season seven better start with Dirty Dingus being a Heisman trophy winner.
I'm going to be pissed if it's not how it begins. I think the last takeaway
(55:24):
is just, hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you.
Big apps, big poopo, you know the rules. Poopo, you know the rules. Big apps.
I took the plunge and had the time of my life.
I finally took the plunge. You know what? Let's break.
Music.
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That's what we're doing. We're singing. Y'all know nothing about this.
Watch me. Watch me. Come on. Come on.
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Joining me as always, my lovely husband, Riley T. Say what's up,
dude. Cat's out of the bag.
I'm the king of the lips.
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jade ray oh and some number improv comedy podcast somewhere in the world do
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you know who else is in the trees,
The guy who shot Trump? Yeah. Yeah. Is that actually it?
No. It was on a building. He was promptly assassinated. He was promptly...
Reverse assassinated. They hit the Uno reverse on him. He was counter-assassinated. Unbelievably.
Quicker than anyone's ever been Uno reverse carded. They said, no you.
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That's true. Yeah. Immediate dark web.
Who else was in the trees? I do like all of the memes of people being...
I think you said it Van Gogh was um the Van Gogh one Was where I was like hmm,
There's so I don't know if you know anything about RuneScape I don't There is.
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Episode 312 Trump Almost got assassinated,
Cat's out of the bag I'm the king of the libs,
He's alive and has An Evander
Holifield ear now It's fine we're all
fine Hold on so there's a a
prayer in of course runescape that
stops you from taking range damage and someone
(02:41):
you know the the picture of him going yeah someone
edited the the prayer over his head i don't i don't care your political it's
the coolest photo of all time have you seen the photo of the bullet whizzing
by his head no that's also a cool photo those two guys are are going to duke
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it out for a Pulitzer Prize,
and I can't wait. Hold on. I found it.
I saw this. This is the first meme that I saw.
That's range protection spell?
Yeah, so you don't take damage from ranged attacks. Okay. That's good.
Some people don't like the memes. They think it's disrespectful to laugh at
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an assassination attempt. I counter with it is Trump.
I think we should preface this with, you should never wish death on anybody,
but in today's modern information era, nothing is safe.
Do you mean to tell me the biggest bully of the 21st century almost got assassinated
(03:49):
and people are mad about jokes?
Come on. Come on. he
called what's up
he called chris christie's wife ugly as a dog you don't think chris christie
was i thought it was ted cruz no not uh it may yeah it was ted you don't think
(04:10):
ted cruz wants to fire some throw some memes out right now you don't think he
just almost said fire shots.
Like i mean there are
a lot of people right now who rightfully
should be like i've been holding on these and
(04:30):
that you see like the whole reason that it even missed is that he looked at
like his head yeah he turned his head to look at like a specific statistic during
what was it a rally speech whatever and if he hadn't it would have gone through
like the back of his skull,
(04:50):
it's crazy like we i think you were saying this did you hear today all weekend
they went this is gonna be in like textbooks yeah well they went through the
guy's phone he had no motive whatsoever he just woke up that day unaffiliated
with anyone and was like i'm gonna go shoot the president.
They're like we're on to the laptop they're on to the laptop by the time this
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comes out next week I'm sure that statement won't be true on his phone they're
like we got nothing this guy woke up chose violence that was it,
then he got uno reversed did he is that the dog it is the dog the dog lives
down here does she really she comes down here once a week during the podcast to say hello,
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uh yeah but yeah trump uh he's alive he is is wild yeah he's running,
so is joe and here we are and that's the politics for the year on the plunge
yeah that wasn't really politics that was just well let's get into how i'm the king of the libs now,
(06:00):
well do we shout out the company that this is
i would like to actively say let's find
a new sticker company because i've given them a lot of service over the year
actually this all started with will's fucking t-shirts that's from them that
is that company wait really yes so i almost want to double down on my beef i
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might recruit my army of libs.
To take down sticker meal yeah i'm gonna recruit the army of the libs that i have,
accumulated last week we had dan city towing
this week we got sticker mule sticker mule is
going down to my army of lib darts and
it will be glorious i ironically
(06:45):
enough when i was sending you the link to
join this i had an email from sticker mule pretty much You know the crazy tweet
I responded to That started I don't even know if you read the tweet to me I
remember you said something about it So I have an email right now From Sticker
Mule that just says Trump 2024 Really?
(07:09):
And I'm pretty sure it's just Yeah it's literally just the tweet That I blew
up on But the actual tweet Not my reply guy tweet Can you share,
Of course I can brother so sticker mule now i'm not a democrat wildly not largely no not.
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Sticker mule immediately following the assassination attempt sticker mule it
is a company i'm gonna be completely shocked not democrat because every trendy
like new age Internet company is Wildly liberal A sticker company Should not,
Objectively.
(07:58):
A sticker company putting out a 600-letter tweet, a 9,000-character tweet on
an assassination Trump going full MAGA hat is objectively hilarious.
Would you like to read the tweet from Sticker Mule? Do you want me to read it
or can you? You can read it. Okay.
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I'll read my tweet, okay? You be them, I'll be me.
I don't want to be Sticker Mule, but I will voice them in this exchange.
Change donald trump was shot i don't
care what your political views are but the hate for trump and
his supporters has gone too far people are
terrified to admit they support trump i've been.
(08:38):
Scared myself um do you think somebody
lost keep going over this keep going this is from the
president of the company i support
trump many a sticker mule do many stickers
mule also support port biden the political
hate needs to stop today a bullet
almost killed donald trump he's got five
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kids one's still a teenager no one
should have to die and sacrifice the happiness of their
family to run for office if donald trump
can risk that the least the rest of us can do is
vocalize our support and help to end hate this is
taking a turn the more
people realize that kind-hearted compassionate people
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support trump the sooner the hate will
end i'm speaking up today and we'll do
more in the future to stop this insane political hate
awesome people all over the world love
trump don't limit your friendships and diminish your happiness by indulging
in political hate vocalize your support stop the hate signed anthony constantino
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co-founder sticker mule Do you think the other co-founder was furious when this went up?
Do you think they did like the original electoral like a Democrat and a Republican run?
Whoever doesn't win just becomes vice president.
You can't see my thing. Let me go.
It's their pin tweet, by the way. I think they turned off replies.
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Did they silence me? They can't.
I didn't repost. I didn't quote, though, either.
Fuck. They are.
These people. What the hell? yeah
i think they silenced me i just respond trump people
playing the victim crazy you are the you're the angry people you are the angry
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people online who make it unable to like i don't i i don't like i don't like
any political people what did i say let me find my tweet i responded to that long tweet,
and i just said this is an insane tweet.
For record forever is my name on twitter is dirty dingus and i'm just a photo
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of paddington the bear in his prison outfit holding an orange,
dirty dingus is fucking crazy and
people were not happy it's a
muted conversation now that's i no longer
so i very quickly i
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had 400 likes it is since it's since
been halted because they muted the conversation i also can't view the other
tweets but i was getting in a beef with a man named bo who bo went you're a
grown man and said lmao grow up and i just responded you You sound inefficient.
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And it took him about 27 hours to essentially be like, no, you.
And yeah, I just had a good day. I had a good day on Twitter.
I think his response was, no, you're inefficient, like 28 hours later.
Moe Darville, what is his profile picture?
Dude, he's absolutely a Twitter troll, too. I don't know if he is.
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His banner says Divine Swine Barbecue, and it looks like it's a bottle of wine. Does it look good?
I'm not here to hate on... I think it might be...
Who is that? It could be the most MAGA guy you've ever seen, though.
I've seen him I've seen his profile picture of old Bo,
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This is This dude's He kind of does the same stuff as you He just posts like
I don't troll that much but that one made me He retweets like Baseball stuff A picture of a dog,
There's a beer And a meme Hey you
know what politics Maybe me and Bo aren't all
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that different after all me the king of
the libs him the king of trump we can
king of the the reps and you
know what we can both buy our stickers from the same company and
that's okay should i follow him and just like tweet at him every day yeah tweet
him acronyms only acronyms i'm gonna just tweet at him you're inefficient once
(13:13):
a day you should when do you or just just tweet out just go beta also hey Hey,
happy birthday, Plunge.
Happy birthday, Plunge. Season finale. Season finale.
Do we do anything for the new season? Didn't we talk about altering the...
Can I be honest? I'm having fun with the acronyms again. Not the acronyms,
(13:36):
the accolades again. The accolades.
Yeah, do not acronym or Bo is going to get on your ass, dude.
He's going to call you inefficient.
Dude, the number one acronym podcast, Podcast T S O T M the side of the main. Okay.
Yeah. We're season seven starts next week. We're seven or six.
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Holy shit. Season seven. That's crazy. We are year seven. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It is. That's alarming.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what to do with it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I have some life up to... I am cutting my hair.
I'm doing it. Okay.
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I heard that. Yeah, Lauren does some weird shit to Winnie when she's being rambunctious. Oh!
Oh! You want...
I'm cutting my hair it's long it
looks silly it is long it's sick when
you have the side shaved and it's full mullet but when the
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hair grows back it looks a little goofy yeah dude dog it dog just found a hot
mic over on the couch again featuring dog is continuing to find hot mic right
there it is she's zooming on the couch right now and i forgot that's nice This is hell.
She's full of zoom. Uh, so one cut in my hair, I'm cutting my hair because I've
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decided to go on a last second vacation.
Okay. Going to Bermuda in two weeks.
Nice. Want to look nice. Probably shouldn't have this stupid haircut that I have just for funsies.
I still really want to get a mullet. You should. It's nice. You can.
I don't want to actually become a townie.
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Dude, the hair is crazy. crazy that video that
was taken of me backflipping the other day when i start like doggy
paddling to the shallow end and there's just a trail of
hair i didn't realize how long my hair was to that there was
just like a tail behind me can i tell you my back still stings my shins hurt
from the back from the backflips brian i don't know brian regressed brian brian
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regressed unbelievably he was doing flips when he was drunk no he wasn't drunk
he was not drinking on saturday brian was He was front flipping.
He's a compact little ball, and he was flipping around. That was very funny.
I couldn't understand that he wasn't rotating.
He was just a tight little ball. He had a little jelly bean.
Was perfectly flipping.
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Sunday came around, he totally forgot.
I remembered how to backflip when I got sober on Sunday. The issue was my shins
were bruised from slamming into the water.
Also, side note, I can backflip now. That's fucking sick as hell.
Can I ask, were you upset the first time I went to do backflip? I fucking nailed it. No.
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Was that the first time you've ever backflipped? No, but that's the first time
I've done it at your house.
Brother, the first time I backflipped was the first time I backflipped.
That's nice as hell. And I did backflip. I was there! You were.
I did pretty good my first time. It only took me like three tries to get it
clean. It took you two. The second one you had was one of the better ones you did.
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I'll be honest because you hadn't splat yet so you had no fear.
I was drunk that day. I had no fear at all. It was great. That was disgusting.
Did you hear that? Unbelievably loud, yeah.
Comically loud. Yeah, that was crazy.
Zoomy dogs having zoomies He's on the couch right here. Yeah,
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so I'm going to Bermuda, so I'm cutting my hair.
I'm either picking you up or dropping you off. You are picking me up. Okay. Bread. Bread.
Yeah, and yeah, generally just college football 25 is going to take over my
life for the next month or so.
Happy birthday. Our birthday present is college football 25. I walked on.
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I'm a running back. No star recruit.
They give you the option. They're like, do you want to come out as a fucking
blue chip five star? Well, you'll come out 83 overall, like red shirt freshman.
Or do you want to come out a 59 blue collar zero star group?
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11 years since the last college football game.
Obviously, I'm coming out as a fucking no star 60 overall.
You're making your mark on the end. I'm going to fucking prove myself.
Myself. Okay, so what I did hunt, what I'm going to tell you here.
Should I get this game? I don't know if you'll have. Yeah.
Yeah. It's fun. It's really fun. Yeah, yeah.
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What I did, I walked on to UNC, all right?
Secured myself a nice little fifth string. Yeah.
Nice little fifth string running back okay i walked
on to unc i spent the whole year turning into
a locker room leader i was a leader academically
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okay i was putting in practice i
was gaining trust with coach hell yeah they played me one snap the entire fucking
season and it was when we were down like 58 points with like eight seconds left
damn one snap okay we even got into a bowl game brother we got into a bowl game
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where most of the seniors don't play,
did not touch the field i did touch the field in that game do you know what
i came in to do i came in it was my second snap of the season i came in on a
qb neil to block the quarterback,
did you do it i did because i'm a fucking team player and i it was my dream
hunt it was my dream to be running back of the north carolina tower heels and
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then the end of the season came around and throughout the season,
I worked my tail off, okay?
Okay. I even had a position battle, and I became the third running back on the
depth chart. I worked my way up to running back. This is season two?
This is still my freshman year. This is my freshman year, okay?
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My red shirt freshman year, okay? Bless you.
And this is the biggest sneeze of all time.
What's going on here dude i gotta i
gotta i have to give my nose a
little foreplay before all right so keep telling
i give sneeze so i i work my
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way up and i'm faced with the decision so what you have now
modern age you have to hit the transfer portal
you can go back to your team but you got you got everyone you
go into the transfer portal fucking unc
you're on mute hello i
think you're unmute from your own headset hello no
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there you go your thing was red now
hello yeah that was really weird i don't know what that
was that was really funny you gotta hit the transfer
you have they make you you have to hit the transfer portal and it might i'm
fully planning on coming back to unc right okay fully planning on it they didn't
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even want me in the first place because they show When you go in to pick what team you want,
the different teams tell you what their interest is. The Air Force wanted me, obviously.
They wanted me a lot. Army didn't? A lot of teams wanted me.
None wanted to give me premier spots. Everyone was offering me bench slots.
But you can also walk on anywhere you want. I decided to take a chance and walk on to UNC.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say you became a Trojan. No.
No, my new teams are... I'm a UNT and I'm an Air Force guy for my real college
I actually root for them as opposed to our fake allegiances we've made on this
podcast oh gotcha laughing.
So UNC didn't want me originally, but I still walked on there.
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I worked my tail off to running back three on the depth chart.
I go to the transfer portal. I don't even look at the offers I'm getting from
other teams because they're teams that want me.
I've worked my tail off. I've became pretty good in practice. I'm the pride.
Yeah, I've became pretty good in practice. I've proven myself an asset down
there in Chapel Hill. Okay.
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I've become pretty good in practice. Dirty Dingus, the six-foot white running
back, has proven himself.
Did the guy actually name Dirty Dingus? His name is Dirty Dingus.
And Dirty Dingus is a grinder.
And I scroll down to UNC to go back.
They have given the two people who I won position battles for their jobs back.
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And the job they were offering me was, once again, running back five.
And they were like, we don't really care if you come back.
So you know what I did? Do you know what I did, Hunter?
Did you go back? I did not go back.
I signed with in-conference rival Syracuse, who wanted me, Hunt.
They wanted me. They actively sought me out.
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Okay? From starting? They recruited me. They gave me the backup job.
But running back, too. That's better than where I ended the season.
I progressed by making this jump.
Also, they're about the same skill level. They're in the same good conference.
And, Hunt, let me tell you. I'm mid-season too.
All right, so I'm running into a bit of a problem at Syracuse.
So at Syracuse, first game, I got carries.
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I think I got four carries for like 32. That's all that matters,
man. I got four carries for like 32 yards. It's something.
Average yard per carry? Like eight? Dirty Dengus is a touchdown machine.
Is he a vulture? He's kind of a vulture. He's a touchdown machine.
On the year, I probably have... I think we're six games in to the season,
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right? I probably have...
Probably have 20 rushes for maybe a hundred yards and like six touchdowns. That's nice.
Now, so the issue right now, I'm not getting a lot. I'm probably getting like
four carries a game, maybe, if that.
The part, that'd be fine. I'm a team player. I'm still putting in the same grind
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I did last year. I'm a leader.
I'm a leader academically in the locker room. I am an asset to this team.
They don't see it quite yet, but they will. I've been earning the coach's trust
The part that gets me I'm getting four carries and then it goes to player of
the game They are giving the starting running back 46 carries a game On average.
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He's the star of the game Every game because he has 43 For 207 and four touchdowns,
How the fuck His name How many seasons do you play as like a Is it just four
years Yeah well you do fought I can do five.
So right. This is my act. My true freshman year now that I'm in.
Yeah. They're giving LaQuint Allen on average 41.9 carries a game. Is that a real person?
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Probably. I think. Yeah. Cause he's a senior. Is LaQuint Allen actually getting
41.9 average touches a game?
Let me look at it. I assume that they're, they're a run heavy LaQuint Allen, Syracuse football.
He looks cool as hell if we're being completely honest.
Stats he had yeah no
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he only had 144 rush oh wait that was his season high
it was 144 he had a
thousand yards last season that's nice he was actually near the end of the season
he was averaging like 26 carries a game let's see 2022 i imagine he wasn't playing
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much no yeah he was He was playing a lot.
Not as much. Oh, actually, he was putting together something fierce.
He had four rushes for 112 yards against Wagner in 2022.
I don't know how different college is from... I'm not mad at LeQuint.
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We're in a run-heavy offense.
What, they can't give you fucking 10 carries and still leave him with 31 and a half carries?
Are you kidding me? You would think the distribution would be a bit more shared
with the backup running back. That is my name.
Part okay i'm coming up on a position battle with him which means you're in theory yes,
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41 and a half carries now if i defeat him in the position battle and he's still getting,
over 10 and i'm not getting at least 25 i will be furious you will not stop
playing i will be furious will be furious now you have to like go to class in
these games no they just They give you certain points a week,
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and you have to allocate them. And if you don't study, you'll end up failing off.
One of those, you have to keep up studying a little bit, and then you'll be
fine. Could you just be like a nerd on the football team?
You can, yeah. Put all your stuff into studying. You can.
And then graduate with a biomechanical engineering degree. Probably.
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That's the ending you get. That's the bad ending of NCAA 2025.
2025 the alternate is you can be a fucking shithead
like you get a text every other day and they're like hey we're
going to a party do you want to come out and there's just a
thing that's like you can risk it or you just don't have
to go i've been playing it safe because i'm
a i'm a to the grindstone i'm trying to be
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there for my boys kind of guy you're as tuba would say a
part of the grind set i'm part of the grind set right
now i will not be distracted by these hot babes who
want 30 dingus dude hot babes want
30 dingus ray from the path of football now
i'm gonna so let me say one thing part of the reason i left unc okay parties
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and too many hot babes they have a 96 overall running back named omarion hampton
who i know him in real life not like no but like I am a UNC football fan, so I'm familiar.
He's really good. He's a senior my Syracuse season.
The question I'm going to end up having is, do I return?
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You should make a return. Or do I like, see, that's the thing. He's just dog UNC.
My time at Syracuse has been very fun. We're actually crushing teams.
We ruined Notre Dame's opening day.
They were, like, ranked eighth. We beat them. We've beaten like four ranked
teams We've gotten dogwashed by I don't know why we're playing every ranked
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team under the sun too Which isn't how schedules work You usually play like
three ranked teams a season We're like seven games in I think we've played six ranked opponents,
And I think we're like four and three Five and two Like we're doing good We should be ranked,
Maybe I'll just ride Syracuse. Dude, I think you should just dog UNC and then
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transfer back and be like.
Once Omarion Hampton leaves, obviously. Yeah.
I don't know. I'm going to have to make a decision next year.
Because also, what if Bama comes calling?
They see all the work Dirty Dingus has been putting in.
You're going to be on the transfer portal and UNC is going to be like, will you come back?
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And then you're just going to hear from the back.
Roll Tide! I mean, how can you say no to Roll Tide, brother?
Dude, you're going to be Tide rolling.
What about the dogs? What if the dogs come barking, brother?
You think I'm going to go...
I mean, the dogs might come barking. Who knows?
Who knows who's going to be after Dirty Dingus this season, brother?
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Dirty Dongers. Who knows who's going to be coming after Dirty Dingus this season? You don't know.
Dog-a-longos. So I'll give you an update next week on what happened to Dirty Dingus.
The fun part about this is the four seasons over, I want to do a quarterback,
I can just go do a quarterback because Dirty Dingus will be an accountant in
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like seven days of real time right now.
He's going to be 47 and working for JG Wentworth.
Correct. So he's going to have a poster of himself in his office Running someone
over Are you going to win the Heisman?
Not yet Not until fucking LaQuint Allen stops Rushing 4700 times a game LaQuint
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Allen If he doesn't win the Heisman
He's going to have 7000 carries this season What are you looking at?
My foot What have you been up to the hunt?
I was on vacation last week Dealing with my car.
Not totaled by the way That's good I had a friend come and visit this past weekend
(30:41):
And we hung out at your house That's What I've been up to I caught up with House of the Dragon Agon,
Spoiler alert Not doing well No,
Damon cannot beat the,
Wanting mommy Allegation That guy wants to eat his mommy's boobs Yes.
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Someone needs to match his freak And it sure as shit Ain't gonna be Rhaenyra
It's Aemon brother Aemon's gonna match that guy's freak,
Aemon Targaryen Is about that freak Dude his eye cools hell Dude His fake eye.
He's a dog He's a pussy He's a dog Dude he's not a pussy He's a pussy He hides
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with the biggest dragon How do you hide with the biggest dragon in the land?
Because then you should. He didn't hide. He hides. He hides like a coward.
He waited for a tactical moment. Mm-mm. Hides. He hides. With one stone.
He hides. He's a bitch. You want to talk about some movies?
We can talk about some movies. Yeah. Are we saying we're not doing the Godzilla-sode
(31:58):
yet? Okay. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night?
I'm going to be carrying Dirty Dingus to the college football playoff.
Do you what about thursday night i
will be carrying dirty dingus and the
university of carolina tar heels to the college football
playoff do what can friday
(32:18):
oh what's that friday i will be taking bama roll
tide to the college do you want to watch some bond this week yeah we can watch
some bond since since we've last talked movie i've caught up on well i've watched
like Like 19 Godzilla movies. That sucked.
(32:40):
But I have watched some cinema, and I've watched two spins for you.
And I've caught up on some spins of past with new films.
This is true. This is true. So let's do that. Let's do some catch-up spin.
Okay. Sharing tabs, I realized. That won't work.
So Beverly Hills Cop Axl F, 2024 release.
(33:05):
Made a rule that if a new movie comes out of a
franchise i've already spun i am legally required to
watch it and that is i liked the parts of this movie that i watched this was
a fun movie i had no qualms i think i have it my highest rated beverly hills
cop which is gonna piss a lot of people off now that's not my problem you have
(33:26):
nostalgia about those movies i don't this is a better movie.
So we got beverly hills cop axel
f three and a half stars i'll say
it i liked it as much as every single one of
the originals and significantly more than three eddie
murphy looks great how the fuck is taggart still alive
(33:49):
and holy shit did they just crash a helicopter onto
shooter mcgaffin yes jgl is he
is fine he's fine as hell he doesn't even handsome he doesn't
even look like jgl in in this movie but he's hot as hell
makes me think of in this movie jgl jake
gyllenhaal no no go ahead he
reminds me of shia labeouf but more handsome yeah yeah
(34:11):
jgl obviously joseph gordon levitt heartthrob he's
in the first male to male kiss on televised tv
is that true yeah it is it was with pro
grace what yeah you can
look it up okay i'm not gonna
and axel f always be
be having it on with a lion's letterman a very
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good reboot score 78.19 yeah it was good it was fun as nice as hell dude yeah
especially for how bad a taste this franchise left in people's mouth with the
third one that ad for six flags and then some uh non non non-wheel non-wheel
i watched uh inside out too.
(34:55):
There actually lexapro on this by the way not yet that's funny as fuck inside
out to 2024 four and a half stars the coveted golden heart that lexapro about
to do wonders for this bisexual icon,
yeah that's funny i'm surprised this doesn't have any likes for being completely
this whole fucking movie pretty much riley the main character she's not you
(35:21):
to be clear she's She's an eighth grader who's going into she's like in the
summer heading into high school.
She's really good at hockey. Okay. And she gets invited to a hockey camp with
the high school girls on the on like the state championship high school team
is at this camp where she's going.
And she walks in and she's just melting from these hot lesbian hockey babes.
(35:46):
They don't address it, but they're like, you can feel the bisexual energy in the air.
And then by the end of the movie she's just so they add anxiety is one of the emotions.
Okay and the bottom left that no that's sadness this is anxiety obviously okay
yeah that makes sense anxiety goes crazy it makes her go crazy and the lex pro
(36:07):
is gonna fix that so that's what's up yeah it's a good movie it was good i like
inside out a lot so So solid film.
And then I watched A Family Affair, which is a new Netflix rom-com where Joey
King is assistant to Zac Efron, who's a big Hollywood actor.
He plays someone named Chad or something, but he's a big Hollywood actor.
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And then he starts banging her mom. Two stars.
Efron, I'm guessing this is supposed to say generational. Yeah,
it does say generational.
No, it doesn't. it says generation ephron on
a generational run of bad movies since the iron
claw i almost watched that like two days
the iron claw or a family affair no iron claw but i fell asleep shout out the
(36:55):
all bros they did a whole episode on this movie that's a fucking trap this movie
i hold the all bros to uh to a high esteem this movie has nowhere near the threshold
of deserving of its own episode.
It doesn't even deserve to be in their like weekly watches.
It is not good at all. It's bad. It's actively bad.
(37:15):
And they did a whole fucking episode. Wait, I will not listen.
Girl, the young redhead girl kissing things.
No, that's Sadie sink. This is Joey King of the kissing booth fame.
Okay. You got to know your brother. You got to know your rom-coms,
your shitty Netflix movies. This is Joey King. She's an icon. Okay.
She sucks. She sucks so much.
(37:38):
You're not familiar I thought you liked the kissing booth No the kissing booths
are bad Uh yeah a family affair Big stinks What else I did watch The Beekeeper.
Are you familiar with the beak? Is that Jason Statham? Yeah,
are you familiar? It's a new movie. It came out in like January.
New action. You're getting up in your seat for this one.
(37:58):
No, I'm trying to. That doesn't look. I also didn't realize.
I just pointed at my screen.
I didn't realize that you put Jason Statham in the review itself, but I was like, huh?
Yeah, that's Jason Statham, and he is the beekeeper. Okay, well,
the beekeeper, 2024, three and a half stars. What is this on?
(38:19):
Amazon? it's one of those like new movie exclusives on
either peacock or peacock or prime i want to
say prime yeah it's on prime for free
2024 it's like it's a good big budget action
film that wants to be john wick really bad it's not quite john wick but it's
pretty close okay i'm guessing direct quote italicized is direct quotes for
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generally direct quote if a beekeeper says you're going to
die you're going to die yep this wants
to be john wick so bad unbelievably bad jason
statham is the man i love that little freak josh
hutcherson i can't believe i'm gonna have to
watch six more of these there's gonna be seven no i have
(39:04):
no idea but this it seems like
one of the they're trying to world build any assassin movie
that tries to world build you're like john wick just
made john wick the first movie and then they're like we have something
here the world building game after John Wick 1 John Wick 1 was like they killed
my dog and I'm fucking angry and they're like people like this let's continue
(39:25):
it wasn't just the dog it was the last piece that he had of his wife it was fun it was a fun movie,
it wanted to be John Wick it made so many,
it's like a hyper aware it made so many B references yeah.
(39:46):
Did he say buzz buzz or buzz off? No, he's always like, when the hive is out
of control, you got to replace the queen.
That's so stupid.
They made an unbelievable amount of bee references.
Did they have somebody who's named Barry B. Benson? No, they just had.
(40:10):
That's dumb as hell, dude.
Also, this movie starts, okay?
The whole thing is the beekeeper Jason Statham is He's a retired assassin Who
would have thought Who's like The most deadly assassin ever And no one should
provoke him Sound familiar.
(40:32):
Does it rhyme with Baba Yaga And he's just out keeping bees And he lives on
this property in Boston Or outside of Boston Like this farmland And he lives
with this old black woman,
And then this group of computer scammers hacks her over the phone and steals
(40:52):
like $8 billion from her.
And then she kills herself. And it's the only- Actually $8 billion.
No, I think it's like $2 million from a charity she runs and then empties out
like her 401k. And then she kills herself because she's like, fuck.
Just so happens that this lady who killed herself also is Jason Statham,
the beekeeper's landlord.
And also the daughter's in the FBI.
(41:15):
Eye and it just happens to be her case oh yeah and
then but it was like bodacious it was
like the saddest shit ever which killed herself so fucking sad she seems so
sweet and it's all being run by fucking being it's all being run by by fuck
(41:36):
boy gen z corporate ceo josh utterson who Who rides around on a skateboard in
an office with, like, spiked tips.
Also, his mom's the president.
That's dumb as hell, dude. This man went from The Hunger Games to Frosted Tips Maniac.
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Yeah. But yeah, he's a little freak. It has fun action sequences.
He's a little freak. It has fun action sequences.
You want to do Lethal Weapon or Austin Powers for our wheel spin coverage?
Are we doing both or just one? Yeah, we can do both. I'm not done Lethal Weapon,
but I am through three of them, so we'll talk. Why don't we just do Austin Powers and then...
You want to cover Lethal Weapon on the Godzilla episode? episode i
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was get out of my head that's actually what i was
thinking all right yeah we can do that so austin powers international man of
mystery i needed a good laugh i've had too many i can't believe that this movie
came out in 97 this movie still holds up today sort of yeah they're all funny
they're all good why will he call our austin powers international man of mystery.
(42:42):
1997 three and a half stars this movie
is so ridiculous but its humor still holds up baby
maybe yep can't believe this guy is shrek it's
unfathomable i also can't believe mojo didn't
get introduced until the second movie all i
i re-watched these with a full re-watch as
if i had never seen them because the only thing i remember is
(43:03):
like vague watching them as like a six-year-old in like
campers you know what i mean like your
older brothers and yeah like we were camping i
don't get it but that woman's got big heads yeah we were camping and it was
on a 12 inch TV like I remember all the quotes and I I just don't think I've
watched them as an adult fully so like I knew all the quotes too which is the
(43:25):
funniest thing no that's three yeah that's three,
this one's where he has the cart and he backs up for like 10 minutes,
and then somehow gets it stuck between the yeah there's one where he freezes
himself and then goes to 90 and.
Oh, and takes a piss for like actually 45 seconds. Yes. Yeah. Okay.
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I should rewatch the, I love. These are good. They're quick watches.
They're on YouTube TV, right? Yeah, they're good. They're good.
90 minutes, right? They're 90 minutes, 100 maybe.
Awesome. Dr. Evil, unreal. So good. Yeah.
Frau Farbissano. Mike Myers in general. Every role he plays.
Frau Farbissano makes me laugh every time she has screen time.
But yeah, gave an 81. Pretty good. Can I tell you, one of my earliest boners
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that I remember is the ladies with the pink furry suit. The fembots, brother.
Don't disrespect them. They're in the cover right here. Give me a break.
I haven't seen this movie since maybe high school.
But yeah, I just remember Mojo. When I think of Awesome Powers, I think of the Mojo.
And I can't believe it was just one movie that the Mojo was.
It means I must have seen the spy who shagged me a bunch as a child. But still.
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This is probably the one that I have seen the most. Yeah.
Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me, 1999, three and a half stars, coveted Goldenheart.
I am a sexy bitch. That made me laugh. I don't know.
About the, about, you said this in so many chats.
(45:01):
Yeah, I did. About to fire off the laser from my Death Star.
Dr evil mini me maybe the goaded movie
duo you sent me the the the song
that he did with mini me from this song and i still said
prison rap prison rap is is goaded it's
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the best it's maybe one of my favorite scenes but
it is funny when they break out into songs every every
time i wish that they had done it in all
three because i don't think they do an international man of mystery
not really and then austin powers in gold member they're all three and a half
just little margins of difference one got a gold star uh fuck you and fuck me
(45:44):
very funny made me laugh very hard yep that the tiny backpacks yeah i don't
that line makes me laugh every time yep,
austin power in austin powers in gold member 2002 three and a half stars no
coveted golden heart Nope.
Do you think Beyonce has, like, the biggest regret possible doing this?
(46:07):
I mean, do you, like, do you think?
It was before she was, like, Beyonce. And now she has this on her record,
which I think is very funny.
I don't, I think that's honestly a point in her favor.
Like, this is Beyonce. This is the Beyonce. What?
A bond girl what are you talking about it's she
(46:28):
has to right yeah she has to
regret being foxy cleo do you ever think she's laying up at
night and just remembers that she was foxy the cameos
in this are unreal unbelievable they had
that whole opening scene where it was fucking tom cruise and john
travolta steven spielberg and britney spears at
(46:50):
the height of her fame we're in this film iconic franchise
too many moments to document the mere
presence of fat bastard makes me sick to
my stomach though i might i kind of
looks like a baby come here babe
get in my belly i
want my baby baby baby baby baby i
(47:13):
don't remember having corn
barn he's so gross
he's so vile dude he
is it's all plastic and it's all so gross it's
so gross yeah they're all good i enjoyed them can we go over lethal weapon one
(47:35):
just because i want to laugh yeah yeah we can wrap up with lethal weapon we
got to do all the lethal weapons and because we're going to forget yeah that's
true all right all right lethal weapon 1987.
These guys had countless police officers four stars four stars excuse me yeah
these guys had countless police officers try to stop them while they were dressed
(47:55):
as homeless men with no badges and everyone's simply saying we're cops worked
yeah eric clapton put his entire pussy into the
soundtrack there's a massive portion of
this movie where it's just known that riggs is going
to off himself and the only problem people have
with that is being a known associate the whole
(48:16):
movie they're like this guy is he's gonna shoot
himself in the mouth you better stay away from him
you don't want to be known as a friend of that guy
the guy who's gonna shoot himself in the mouth i'm getting
too old for this shit mel gibson's
hair looks crazy bad coming from me a
guy who currently has mel gibson's hair in this movie you
(48:39):
know it's good a good thing that we did this this week because you currently
have the hair them having a gibson versus bucey cop sanctioned kumite style
final fist fisticuffs is what cinema is all about goddamn right my god he out.
You put him he out him in the hell's gate dude
(48:59):
this movie ends with mel gibson putting gary bucey
in the hell's gate are you familiar with the hell's gate i know it's a banned
move in the wwe it used to be a submission hold from the undertaker pretty much
you would it's just like a it's just a fucking chokehold it's a standard ufc
like choke that's nice yeah.
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I don't know what it is with Gary Busey being cast as a cop.
It's fucking fear, loathing in Las Vegas, point break.
Hey, he's not a cop in this movie. He's Joshua.
And Joshua's a crazy motherfucker. Oh, it's a cop sanction. Yeah.
Yes, cop sanction. The cops, pretty much Mel Gibson cop, has finally captured the bad guy, Joshua.
(49:44):
And the cops are all there ready to make an arrest. And then Mel Gibson's like, hey. Rock E5.
Yes. Yes, and they were all just circled there like, you guys can duke it out.
You can duke it out, yeah.
Score, hell yeah. Next movie.
The next movie, Lethal Weapon 2. Is this the one that I watched with you? No.
(50:10):
Okay. It's Lethal Weapon 3 with me. Okay.
1989, three and a half stars. Leo gets standing on business, not eating that tuna.
But hey yo subway had drive-thrus that
was my takeaway from this whole movie fucking subway
drive-thrus brother if you don't get
out of here i'm gonna fuck your ass there's mel gibson a
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queer icon what i like paused
it i was like maybe maybe the closed captions wrong
it's not just because if you don't get out of here i'm gonna fuck your ass
he doesn't even say it
like i'm gonna beat your ass he says it like i'm gonna pound your sweet
butthole like is it
rika yeah rika yeah it's rika rika had sweet tits
(50:53):
and her and riggs had crazy chemistry i was sad to see her go r.i.p she had
sweet tits open parenthesis which is a frowny face i had a neighbor growing
up named after riggs and he was the polar opposite of badass cop martin riggs
that's all diplomatic Diplomatic immunity.
Score? Hell yeah. Diplomatic immunity made me laugh very hard.
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So this whole movie is based, there's this bad guy. This movie is also very
racist, but like in the weirdest way.
So this movie is, the bad guys are South Africans who hate black cops.
So it's like, it's okay. It's like the cops don't hate black people.
South Africans hate black people. So don't worry, everyone.
It seems like a weird workaround. It's weird. Now, yeah, they kill all the black
(51:41):
cops in this movie, but except, obviously, Murtaugh, he's a dog.
Yeah, he's also getting too old for this shit. He is getting too old.
He is too old for this shit. Yeah, he's officially too old for this shit.
This movie ends, so the main bad guy is, he's in the consulate,
the South African consulate in America, so every time they try to arrest him,
he's like, you cannot arrest me. I have diplomatic immunity.
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And it ends this movie ends in the coolest way murtaugh and riggs bust the operation
they finally get to him and the guy pulls out his car he's like uh uh diplomatic immunity,
and then murtaugh just looks at the spell murtaugh looks at him with his fucking
six shooter and just goes well your card's been revoked and then he shoots him
(52:27):
in the fucking head Speaker 3 05, 07, 08, 07.
Speaker 3 05, 08, 07, 07. Speaker 3 05, 07, 08, 07. Speaker 1 05,
07, 07. Speaker 2 05, 08, 07. Speaker 3 05, 07, 07. Speaker 0 5,
07, 07. Speaker 1 05, 07, 07. Speaker 2 05, 07, 07. Speaker 3 05, 07, 07.
That guy got got, brother. Leo Getz, shout out Joe Pesci. He did not eat that tuna sub.
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I guess last thing tonight, Lethal Weapon 3. Yeah. 1992, three stars. These movies are fun.
One day Mel Gibson will have a home. Train car was, that was fucking sick.
It was a subway that then turned into a car. Was sick. That was sick as hell.
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Also, going to the funeral of the kid you shot is crazy. Crazy move for a cop. That's wild.
He's like that. Score, can you guess it? Correct. 73.51.
Not quite a hell of a hit. Hell yeah. Didn't have Rika's sweet tits.
Yeah. Yeah. I watched this one. Yeah, you did.
But yeah, stay tuned. Next week, we're going to talk about 19 Godzilla movies.
(53:32):
You watched four Godzilla movies in one day. Oh, I watched. Yeah.
That's yeah i mean just
the the mere schedule of the godzillas was
uh scroll down was fight club a rewatch for
you or no that was the first time it's sick right yeah
that was my first time watching fight club r.i.p bitch
(53:53):
tit bob p.s buzzcut brad
pitt could ruin my fucking life saying dude yeah
brad pitt also can't beat the shitty tattoo
allegations from the 90s no he
can't really can't yeah i watched
what did i do for godzilla i did one two three
four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve
(54:16):
thirteen fourteen fifteen fifteen godzillas and
you didn't do terror oh yeah
sorry and i took about
a week off there's about
a week it was about 11 days but there's like six days in between
so lauren could only handle so much godzilla she
was so mad at the godzilla screech like four movies
(54:38):
in because that's all the
movies are it's just godzilla being mad especially i don't know what movie i
watched with you but when they had subtitles in like japanese that was the only
one that each bubbles hunter that happened once and it was during that one scene
you watched where the monsters talk to each other for some reason But yeah.
(55:01):
So yeah. In summary, I'm the king of the libs.
Dirty Dingus is going for the Heisman. If he doesn't win Heisman,
it's going to be a massive fail for this podcast.
That's true. Season seven better start off hot.
Season seven better start with Dirty Dingus being a Heisman trophy winner.
I'm going to be pissed if it's not how it begins. I think the last takeaway
(55:24):
is just, hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you.
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