April 2, 2024 • 57 mins
Welcome to an engaging episode of The Plunge where Riley & Hunt dive into a sea of debates, discussions and fond reminiscences. From the comical conundrum of naming a new furry family member, a candid dialogue on footwear preferences, particularly cork shoes and Crocs, to the eccentric concept of 'drug-infused tattoos', we cover it all. Listen as we share amusing work stories, rekindle our fascination with motorcycles, and discuss wedding plans with fervor.
We also delve into unexpected lake house obligations, the excitements leading up to Wrestlemania, and the challenges of balancing study and leisure during summer. Get caught in the whirlwind of our WWE predictions, our intriguing solar panel sales pitch experience, personal revelations, and a sudden review of the movie Point Break. Our undulating chat ends with an exciting glimpse into our next movie watch - The Room and The Disaster Artist.
But that's not all. This episode also sees us embarking on a Keanu Reeves' movie marathon. We journey through his iconic roles, dissecting everything from plotlines to acting skills, reminiscing both memorable moments and forgettable performances. Join our tribute to Hollywood's much-loved star as we discuss his versatility and charisma across memorable roles, from cool Point Break character to demon killer John Constantine.
A rollercoaster of laughter, topical intrigue, and engaging narratives, this is an episode not to miss for any listener looking for amusement, excitement, and great film discussions. Tune in!
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These are my closest confidants. These are my friends. This is my inner circle.
We are the inner circle, baby.
You are now listening to the Inner Circle Podcast Network.
I finally took the plunge. You know what? It feels great.
Music.
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What's up guys? Welcome to The Plunge. Today is a day. Joining me as always,
my lovely husband Riley T. Say what's up dude. It's daddy now.
It is daddy. It's daddy. To a what?
To a young black man. not quite not
yet to a young black queen we don't know yet it
is wild we have to decide if this dog is going to be black or white
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there will be no in between between the
names that i'm being provided by my other half
and the name it was given at birth i think
winston is a good i want winton winton bimgus
winton i love i shouldn't have said anything
that night you would have been on the clear no so
justice for jamal hashtag you
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want to give some context to the list i know what's going on i do have a young
young bull in my house right now you do young milo milo brown brother to james
brown black icon it's just in the family yeah black dogs running the family Benny?
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Benny could not be whiter. Benny is a frat boy white. Yeah, his first name Benson.
His first name is actually Benintendi. Benintendi the dog.
Italian-American. No, I'm getting a dog. Imagine having a WAP as a dog.
That'd be the worst. Just a greasy WAP, dude.
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Hi, Benny. He goes, how's it going? Hey, you come home with a cabagoo.
I do have Corey's dog here right now. I'm dog sitting. Shout out Milo Brown.
Milo. I am getting a dog. That dog's name. Getting a Cavapoo.
So I am fighting. She wanted a girl named Winnie. We are going back and forth
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between wanting a boy and a girl.
I want a boy. I would also want a boy. She wanted a girl, but she was on the line.
And then the litter from where we're buying, only boys.
That's what's up. Took it as a sign. She wanted I came up with the marvelous
She wanted a girl named Winnie I said yeah Winnie the Cavapoo Winnie the Pooh
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Oh that's good That'd be great Go crazy Crazy You sick Shut up What's happening
No it's the microphone I think I'm gonna switch to this mic,
No Yeah No no that actually is Some mics That was mean,
Winnie the Pooh In parenthesis Cava Would go crazy You can do that for a guy
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We We call him Winton Winton?
It's Winston the Pooh. She gets to call it Winnie. I get to call it Winton Bimgus.
W-B. W is for everyone. No.
No. Can't. So for the justice, from the breeder, dog's name right now,
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currently the dog's name. Is Jamal. Is Jamal.
I got to pick between Asher, Connor, and Jamal.
So you picked the black one. I picked the black one. No, it was the cute one.
I'll stick by that. I did not only pick this dog because it was named Jamal.
I believe you, but I don't. A little bit. You believe me a little bit.
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Let's not. Within reason, but I also have to interject.
Do all puppies not look the same? They look identical. Would you like to see this batch of puppies?
I thought Jamal and Connor were the cutest.
You mean Winton? Well, Winton's going to be him.
What, Ted? What the, I don't know where these dogs are. The dogs and the dog pal.
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No, I don't know where the dogs are. I would have thought Lauren would have
sent me them. Are the grippers out? Where are these dogs?
They've disappeared. They've been stolen. Do you have my conversation stuff pinned on your phone?
Yeah, of course. That's nice. I have you like five times. What do you mean?
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I had another chat with you, too. Corey got a promotion when a certain chat went away.
But there's another chat that was pinned.
I have you once. I have you twice, three times, four, five times.
Six. I have you at six of my nine pins. And you used to be seven of nine pins.
That's good. With the only two exceptions being my household chat and in my
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lovely woman's contact.
Both of which that I am not. Correct. And now my brother is the other pin.
That's pretty good. That's a good pin percentage.
I was shocked to find that you use pins. What do you mean?
That doesn't seem like a thing you would do. What do I have?
You have pins. you are running a interesting combo which is you've taken all
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your apps off the bottom bar you put the messages just back I got home and I
was like where's my text messages.
Like if you thought I was bad about answering now if it's
not just on my home screen there's not a chance in hell
I would ever answer a single text here's Jamal I think
Lauren had him on her phone and I said send me Jamal Jamal looks
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like he just woke up Jamal probably did just wake up Jamal's adorable
he's cute as hell he's a Cavalpoo poo and we'll have him here jamal
the plunge dog in eight weeks that's not
he's just a little guy he's a tiny little guy he was just born like like this
week can you imagine being just born this week and then someone's like what
up jamal can you imagine being born you're finally being you're finally starting
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to respond to jamal and someone's like come here cashew come on or Or, Winton!
Yeah, Winton would be good. You get 14 grown men just going, Winton!
There was a unanimous, I'm trying to fight for Jamal.
Our entire extended friend group in our group chat wanted Jamal. They all voted Jamal.
Meant nothing to Lauren. You know what made me laugh? We need to get her down
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here to. No one, you didn't ask for a vote. We just started to vote.
Come on, get in here. Get in here.
Are you trying to name him Cashew? Yes! Why? You don't like Winton?
Just picture a little brown baby. You're yelling. Jamal. Jamal.
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It's Jamal. Cashew. Cashew, come here, Cashew. What about Jambo?
Jambo. Winton. Winton.
Winton. There's a reason we're not naming him Winston. Why? Is it because- I'm
not going to say it on air. Winton. Winton.
We agreed on this is the craziest thing riley's talking
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shit we agreed on cash no we didn't
agree on cash i i at one point was like
maybe you were stuck on food names i
said absolutely no food names his name
will not be cashew the dog what other food names spaghetti almond
spaghetti would we good who touching
my spaghet spaghet spaghet the dog louis no linus donovan no braxton it looks
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like we're just not getting the dog we're getting the dog and his name will be winton there we go,
or hear me what is your qualms with jamal everything like why it's not a good
name for a dog or a human. Oh.
Do you want to take that back? I didn't mean it like that.
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It's just not my favorite. Jamal, you could call him Jambo. You're going to spend $1,800 on a dog.
Jim Jam, Jim Jam, Jimbo?
Jimbo? Jimbo?
Jimbo the dog is crazy.
I just don't like it. I don't have anything against the name.
I don't like it for my dog. What about Jeffrey?
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Jeffrey. I'm free. No, Kyle already kind of has that lane. I'm free. That's true. Yeah.
Stop talking shit about Cashew. His name's not Cashew. It's going to be Cash.
We agreed on Cash. Yeah, not Cashew.
The second you start calling him Cashew, he goes to Jamal.
I'm going to call him Winton regardless of what you guys call him.
That's true. I mean, I'm calling him Bimgus, so. I'll call him Bimgus too.
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Bim. What about Louie? No. Is that One Direction?
It is a One Direction. But I didn't get it from one direction.
Yes, you did. Name the dog Nile.
Harry the dog. I like Harry the dog. What about Binky?
What about Liam? No. What's the other one? If we're going one direction,
we're going Harry. You're a wizard, Harry.
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I'm a what? You're a what? What about Seth? Ew.
You want to name a dog? Seth the dog? You won't name it Bimgus or Winston or
Jamal, but you want Seth, the worst name in the English language?
What about Terry? I like Terry.
Hey, yo, Terry. No, Terry's not good for a dog.
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I don't know. Just name it a different animal, like alligator. Rex.
Pluto. Ooh, that's a dog.
See, I can't give a name without you coming back with a ridiculous one.
Pluto's not a ridiculous one. Pluto is confirmed. Dog name.
You said Rex because you were thinking of Rex Orange County.
I countered with Pluto for Pluto Projector of Rex Orange County.
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I thought you were talking about Pluto, Goofy's dog. What about Mac?
There's a reason we can't name him Mac that I can't say. Is it short for Macaroni?
Actually, yes, that is a partial.
We have my cousin's dog's name is Macaroni. You should name it Genghis.
I don't think you're talking into the mic. I am. Okay. Genghis?
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Genghis. It's actually pronounced Chingus. i just that's that's factually true
you can look it up jamal see ya,
jamal brown jamal jamal brown he'll be in uh cory's family tree of dogs.
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She just fell or something no
cashew none you hear it nate you
hear it called cashew once i'm gonna start calling
it's benny winton it's 99 likely gonna be
cash the dog say 99 chance yeah but not cashew never cashew what about cassius
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cassius yeah like cassius clay yeah exactly you can call it oh and And then
she'll never call it Cashew.
That's true. You can't just be like, this is Cash.
No, but then if you shorthand it, it's going to be C-A-S-S. No,
you can spell it however you want. It's your dog.
Yeah, okay. Cash. J-A-M-A-A-L.
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Perfect. I think we're settled. You bring them to the breeder.
They're like, oh, who's this little guy?
You're like, this is Cash. They're like, it says Jamal here.
Or you go, no, no, it's all silent.
The whole thing. Can you imagine going to pick up a prescription and be like,
yeah, I'm picking up for cash. Can you spell that? J-A-M.
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Jam i think jambo is a good name
jam jam might play and then we
can just call jamal jam jam al
asad can you explain to
me what that whole al katib or
whatever excuse me what was that thing that
you were saying i think it's from dune lisan al gaib yes yeah
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what is that it's like it's a a prophecy like
the one the one as spoken like the
the the the that a real word in a
language or is that like dude it's dune talk it's arrakis
so is that what comes out of it's the language of the fremen my brother come
on you gotta know the language of the fremen i don't know the language of the
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fremen mostly southern fremen listen it's like uh it's the prophecy as it was written type type shit.
The best part of Dune, part two. The girls are back. People think Paul Atreides is a good guy.
Who's that? He's Timothee. Paul Giamatti? Timothee.
Timothee. Timothee Chalamet. Chalamet.
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Timothee Chalamet. Come here, Milo Brown. Yeah, that's right. Dog.
What up? Oh, all right. Almost. Is he afraid of couches? I don't know.
He might be afraid of couches.
You see my sick home gym? I did. I like the yoga mat that's just on the floor,
too. I do yoga every day now.
I'm not knocking it. I'm saying, like, I genuinely do like it.
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I've fallen behind three days, I will say. That's okay. But I did the first
five. It's called the fitness journey. Yeah, listen, I was tired.
Milo, I'm going to need you to quiet down over there.
Okay. I tried that. Put a thing up.
Dog. Dog. That's going to be Jamal.
Seven weeks, eight weeks Jamal Jamal the dog's coming in eight weeks He will
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be the plunge Mascot Jamal the dog He'll dress him up as a penguin He's Bimgus Bimgus, Winton,
Winton, Jamal, Bimgus, Trudell If that was anyone's last name You know Yo,
he's got the zoomies upstairs Dude,
he's got the zoomies big time You're going brazy Yeah, justice for Jamal.
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You got sick. You tatted up, brother. I am. Showing off that sick ink, dude.
Well, yeah, I came. Well, you're talking about this one, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I came over in booty shorts because I like- You're feeling slutty.
Yeah, I like showing up to Riley's house looking like I'm a freshman college
girl going to fuck a senior.
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Just showing up dude that dog's got
the zoomies upstairs he do i would you
have judged me if i left my crocs i drove here without my
crocs on like you went barefoot you had them in case what you got pulled over
and needed shoes okay and i was debating just leaving them in the car and walking
up to your house barefoot no it's still dry i mean i'm big barefoot when it's
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nice out I don't like wearing socks.
Okay. I don't hate that. I can get behind that.
I can get behind that. What about, because Birkenstocks, basically just naked
foot with two strap. Yeah, with some cork underneath.
I want to get the all rubber ones. Those look like they go crazy.
They don't? They don't? No.
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Get the cork. Spend the extra money. The cork ones are a godsend.
I know. They're the best shoe. The best shoe.
The all plastics. I have two pairs of the all-plastics. They stink?
They're good for the lake because you can't get your corks wet. You can.
They take eight business days to dry, and then they retain moisture. Yeah.
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You're getting burnt. I would get one of each because also the Plastic Boys, $40.
Yeah. They're cheap as hell. I need to get regular Crocs, too.
Oh, you're talking Crocs or Burts? Both.
I actually got my first pair of Crocs for Christmas this year.
They go crazy. I'm about to go crazy at the lake.
Yeah, it's unbelievable. I'm going to be aquatic as hell.
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I want to get the... You think I should get Lightning McQueen ones?
Yes. I got Spider-Man ones. That's nice. Yeah.
Lauren was like, you're never going to wear these. So she got me a pair of Spider-Man
ones and regular ones. I've only worn the Spider-Man ones. Wear them often.
My regular ones down here, don't wear them. I was going to say,
that's what made me think of it. Should I go put my Crocs on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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That's nice, dude. Have you ever thought about infusing your tattoo with drugs
and then when the real heroin addicts of your town come wanting a fix,
you can offer them a lick of your toad for a natural high of you?
That's like the equivalent of just licking a frog. I was thinking about that
while I was taking a shit today.
I was like, how funny would it be if we made our frog tattoo,
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our toad tattoos infused with drugs?
Not where we wouldn't be
high but they're like a source for others it
would have to be some sort of like prosthetic pocket that like has no connection
to your own body i thought you were insinuating that but like if you slap it
it's like it just releases a lot of heroin into my system and i just overdose
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it's not for me it's just for so people lick it they start i mean I mean,
the people that come into my work anyways,
like on a daily basis, they're not really recognizing that you're a real person.
It's like they come in and they can hear noises like non discernible noise.
And what they see is just like shapes and colors.
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Like they're like, if you see, you look at me and you see like a human being,
they look at me, you and they're like, I see circles, lines,
squigglies like that. that is shapes.
Like I'm looking at a physical embodiment of geography and I don't even think
that they can do like basic algebra.
I, he, Ooh, thanks big dog.
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But yeah, I would in a heartbeat, I would.
Put a prosthetic pouch of drugs. Heroin, yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe not heroin.
That's a little dangerous.
Some psychedelic. Really a lot of mushrooms. Psilocybin. More mushrooms than...
You have to move to Colorado so you can become an on-the-road pharmacist and
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just deliver people prescription mushrooms via your toad.
They're like, you can have it, but you have to lick me.
Can I just say that if I put in a
drug order of prescription drugs and say I went upon opening of the pharmacy
and we parked at the same time and I see some douche with a bunch of tattoos
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pulling up in a motorcycle and then I go to the pharmacy and said douche is the pharmacist.
I'm never going to that pharmacy again. That would be my immediate goal.
You want someone to turn? i want less people
to come to the pharmacy that i'm working at actually on um what day was it i
think it was monday there is we have a regular customer come in and they were
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like 50 of the time they like me 50 of the time they don't and they were telling
me that there's people who just,
dude they're they're crazy it's one of the days if they take their meds they're
seeing people if If they don't.
I mean, listen, yeah, I was a waiter at a old people restaurant.
I know the duality of man.
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Well, they were complimenting my tattoos. And they're like, do you have any more?
And I was like, I started on my leg. And I just put my foot up on the counter,
pulled up my leg, my pant leg. They turned immediately.
They were like, that's beautiful. How much is that? I was like,
we don't have to talk about that.
Yeah, so you got a motorcycle? I got a motorcycle helmet today.
But you got a motorcycle? Mm-hmm. Have we talked about that on the podcast? I don't think so.
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Did we last week? I think I mentioned it, and then we just kind of went past it. Okay.
Are you excited about your motorcycle? I'm very excited. I have like three things
left to do. Have you ridden it?
Other than the day that I got it, no. I mean, it's been snowy and slick and wet and gross.
But at the end of April, beginning of May, I think I'm going to be doing my
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MSF course, which is just like your motorcycle safety.
Motorcycle course. And after that, like I just have to go to the DMV and get
essentially a new license that just has my endorsement on it. How do they test?
You can't have like a teacher ride bitch. Does he ride next to you?
No, they have you do like a little course, which is like low speed turn.
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It's not at all indicative if someone can ride a motorcycle.
So riding in a straight line is super easy.
It's the slow like left turn, right turn. Yeah, someone who's rode a tandem bicycle, I can relate.
Yeah, because once you get up to, like, a motorcycle is, it's gyroscopic,
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which means, like, if you're going down the road, it wants to stay upright.
Okay. When you're turning, that is kind of knocking it off of its axis,
and even though it wants to stay up on two wheels, people get nervous turning.
Okay. And that's what they teach you, like, how to be safe.
Nice. Yeah. Would you two up with me? No. Why? I do worry for you.
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Why? Motorcycles do scare me. Why?
Motorcycles do scare me too. Like that, I don't want to- Which I think is a
good thing if you have one. You should never be too- If you have a motorcycle,
you should be afraid. Yeah.
To an amount. The day that you become not afraid is the day that you fucking
wrap your body around a tree. Never walk again.
Yeah. But, I don't know, like, it'll be fine.
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Okay. My dad's been riding motorcycles for, like, 18 years. Your dad is cool
as hell, too. Yeah, which means I'm cool as hell. Yeah.
I'm gonna be cool as hell. You know who else is gonna be cool as hell?
Bimgus? Jamal the dog, dude.
Jamal. Wait, do you want to see the helmet that I got? Yeah.
It's. Does it have a mohawk? Can you put one of those mohawks on it?
I was gonna get a bunny cover.
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Yeah, you should. You get, like, bunny ears on it. Yeah, I need you to look
like you're out of a video game where you spent too much real life money on in-store credit.
You might think that about my helmet, honestly.
It was $225, which is cheap.
Okay. But it also has- Do you want to cheap out on motorcycle helmet?
So it's not that it's- Is that a thing you want to cheap out on?
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Well, I didn't cheap out. It has the highest possible safety rating.
Like there's there's two like not
companies but like certification there's dot which
is the department of travel or transportation yeah i
hear him going fucking brazy he's got the zoomies and
then there's ece which is the european union european
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union has a higher standard for safety okay for i
should say higher rating for safety on single
impact dot helmets have a
higher rating for multiple impact but generally
if you get in an accident and your helmet gets
like banged up you should get a new one anyways
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okay well good job being safe thank you i have a funny will ism let's hear it
i went out to eat we there was a a group gathering for bin bin the other night
has been been came home from out of country for four days and then left again yesterday,
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out of country again he was home for four days we all got together and we're
talking i'm talking to will and skylar about their wedding and i was like will
what do you want me to wear because i'm officiating will's wedding also that's my helmet.
So gay the warden what is it the iron warden it's just the it glows i didn't
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know that it You have a glowing owl on your head.
Is it an owl?
Oh, it is an owl. You have a glowing glow-in-the-dark owl.
Oh so i was like well built-in sunglasses.
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That's actually really good for you so you
have your regular are you gonna get like rex specs no i'm getting
well i'm just gonna wear regular glasses i'm getting prescriptions on
glasses for this summer though that's nice because i got fucked last summer
go on i just never got them and being outside with non-prescription anything
stinks yeah you need those those big mic transition transition lenses i'm gonna
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get like real cheap you know like the every school gives out their.
Sunglasses that just says like u and e yeah
and h i'm just gonna get them like putting a pair like that yeah
that's nice it's just some cheap lenses a high caliber
caliber fucking lenses so
so will is showing off one of
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the one of our buddies who got married last year he's up on his wedding etiquette
he goes will what are you guys wearing so none of us you know
inadvertently match or whatever will then
goes on to show that him and his party
are wearing these like sage green suits yes
okay you're in his party i am you're probably not aware of
that at the moment yet but you you'll be wearing sage green
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suits on that's gonna be drip it is gonna
be drip i go okay will i'm gonna gonna text him and ask him to send me a picture
i go will do you want me like matching with the party or do you want me doing
something separate he's like you can do something separate and i go cool what
do you want he doesn't understand that he goes he gets to pick he goes and i quote,
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maybe like a uh like a sage green suit something like this he then shows me
a photo of the groomsman suit.
I was like, okay, so you want me to independently get a non-matching sage green suit?
And I don't think it ever clicked to him. So I'm going to have to ask again
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and be like, hey, what do you want from me?
I'm going to tell him that you, like, I'm going to say, hey,
I think Riley should match us.
Just plant the seed. It was unbelievable.
Nothing clicked for Skylar She didn't step in at all She was right there She
gave no input I did get the green light for really long hair at Will's wedding,
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Don't want to ruin their photos But I was like hey can I rock this thick mullet
And we got the green light,
That's what's up For that wedding I think I'm going to clean everything up But
the mullet That's what's up I guess I'm matching but not Laughing,
I am in get fit mode. That's what's up. I need to get into get fit mode.
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I've been meal prepping. I've been eating like a dog.
I haven't been eating. I don't get to use the kitchen. I have forgotten to eat the last couple days.
I've been so busy at work. And then I looked down. I was like,
oh, fuck. It's four o'clock.
I feel that. I bring my big bag. Dude, the big bags salads.
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What a delight.
Salad in a bag is great. I get a big salad. I get light Caesar and then I get I have my sweet queen.
I get her get a rotisserie chicken from the from the pre-made chickens,
you know, at the grocery store.
Speaking of your queen. Yeah. Noah keeps telling me that the next chapter in
my life is to date a black queen.
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Jamal the dog. Can I date your dog? Yeah. But it's a guy. That's OK. You're gay. OK.
I get a rotisserie chicken. I divvy that up in fourths, and then I put a fourth
of that chicken in my salad, and bang, and then slop bowls for dinner every night.
Dog, these are going to be dripped the fuck out. What?
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Is that the will? Yeah, he showed me that photo as an example of something like what I should get.
I'm saying the drip is unbelievable. That is a will color if I've ever seen one.
It really is. Is just a nice olive sage green.
Ooh. I genuinely.
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Will's got good style. I think we're changing up his bachelor party.
We were talking. He just wants to go to Foxwoods.
That's nice. Which is going to be exponentially cheaper than the cabin we were going to get before.
So I think that's the move now. We love that. Very excited for Will's wedding.
Me fucking too. I think my parents are going.
To the wedding? Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, we got an invite
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to Will's wedding. And I didn't think they were ever going to go.
I thought they'd send in a gift and well wishes.
No, they're like, I was like, are you going? They're like, I think so.
So I think Mike and Sue are hitting up. Hitting the wedding. Big Willie's wedding.
Scott's parents also going. That'll be a funny table.
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Scott's parents, my parents, Will's parents.
Will's parents being feverishly high. while straight-edge Mike Sue and Gail
are sitting there being like, oh, my God.
That'll be good. But, yeah, dude, an exciting time.
Do you want to hear some nice news? Yes. So every year, you know,
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as part of my duties to using a free lake house, I do have some tasks that I have to do.
Do you need help putting in the dock this year? Let me tell you,
Hunt, with all of the rain we
got and the no ice, there was no ice this year. The lake did not freeze.
They opened the dam early, and then the one weekend we had to put them in before
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the water was all the way up, froze that day. Ground was frozen again. Couldn't do it.
Big Mike has hired people to put them in. They're already in. Whoa.
Didn't have to put the docks in, which I feel like a bad son.
I did offer myself up many times. I did make the efforts.
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You put them in this early in the year? The water rose.
Am I wrong to think that this is like an early May, end of April activity? It is. Okay.
No, so that activity happens whenever they open the dam.
Got it. That's when you put them in. Got it. Because it's, once the water rises, you're fucked.
Wow. So some dudes were in there in wetsuits yesterday putting in the docks.
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That's nice. It doesn't take long. It's not like that much of a bitch of a task.
No, but it's like, I imagine it occupies a couple hours.
Depends how high the water is. Yeah. Usually the dam's not open and the water's
not this high for a month.
But big mic uh put the dogs in that's nice
pretty pumped about that i
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can't wait this is like this is
my first summer vacation yeah it is this
is crazy yeah you just are on a regular work schedule
well yeah you're no longer on shit i need to make money
to pay off my not even that like last summer i
was so neurotic about studying that i like just didn't leave
the house i was so so nervous that i was gonna fail my exams
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yeah i mean i would if i wasn't working i
would study from 9 a.m to 5 p.m yeah now
you just don't now you just have free
time yeah sick i just hope
it's a better summer last summer sucked i was at the
lake twice i think really yeah because
i have the pool now so it's like that's fair if there's one i put so much time
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and money into that fucking pool so if there's one nice day a week you're gonna
you'd rather be in the pool it's going pool on it yes two nice days in a weekend
pool lake yeah three nice days in a weekend who knows,
unheard of hasn't happened two hasn't even happened so yeah i got my dad got
mad at me last year he's like you never come up here he's like well i got a
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fucking pool now he's like i knew when you got a pool you never come up here
he's like well no there hasn't been any nice There hasn't been consecutive nice days.
I'm still talking to Will. I gave a solar panel salesman...
I gave him false hope. Oh, did he? He came to sell some solar panels door to door.
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I was in a good mood. And you know, I'm not against solar. Mikey has solar.
It's so fucking expensive, though. Well, so the thing was, I was like,
you know what? I have a good house for solar.
You wouldn't even see my panels. And a lot of direct sunlight.
So we came back for some consultation thing. And he was there for like two hours
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just giving us the pitch.
He was a really nice guy. and then at
the end part he like showed all the rates and
stuff and i was like they get you with the initial rates being low and then
what they don't tell you is there's like a three percent annual increase every
year for 25 years and also with this company you don't own your panels huh yes
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you're like leasing panels from them and they take all the electricity,
and stuff so like you know how
with most solar panels you own them and then like you
sell energy back to the state and shit like that
not with these you just have a rate and
the rate goes up three percent annually so by year 25 your
monthly electricity is like 400 a month
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so when i looked all that over he thought he had a sale because i was just really
nice to him and you were just giving him the and he had spent so much time and
then like i signed a thing just to be like okay and then the next day i was
like hey so i was looking over the things and this is crazy yeah Yeah,
I was like, it's not going to happen.
I felt bad, but I did hit him with, I was like, do you have a survey we could fill out?
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Can I at least get you a nice survey? And he did send me the survey.
I'm going to fill it out. No, you're not. I'm not going to fill it out.
I might fill it out. I might fill it out. We'll check back in next week.
He was that nice, where I might fill it out. I don't think that you will.
It's getting pretty far down in the messages. if it's not done by this coming
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like next week it's not getting done never happening yeah it might though no
well you have anything big coming up i think i have vacation in like a month,
april two months june maybe july okay i think that's about it you know what i have this weekend.
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It's fucking WrestleMania, brother. Hell yeah. It's WrestleMania.
Wait, are you going or are you just watching? No, I'm just watching.
That'd be so funny if I was- Is it Saturday night? I just showed up in Philly at WrestleMania.
I'd love to. They were in Manchester the other day and I almost- Didn't Scott
go? Scott went with his family.
That's nice. They're going to get stepdads really into it.
He was having fun. I was talking to him the day before. I was like,
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just go in and I was like, just go with all the gimmicks.
It's fun. Whatever the crowd is shouting, shout with them.
Whatever they're doing hand motions just do it
and you'll have a blast if you're
watching at your house and it's on like saturday i'll be yeah i'll come over
saturday i'll play with you it's free oh on peacock premium premium live event
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on peacock oh i have peacock fuck you i'm not coming out i think we're going
out for logan's birthday though on friday on saturday why did Friday, I say Friday.
For dinner, at least. I might pause it, come back, endure the mania. That's nice.
Any big matches? Yeah, dude.
Cody Rhodes is going to finish the story against the tribal chief.
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That's nice. And The Rock.
What? The Rock? He's in full heel mode right now. That's the best.
He's just decimating Cody Rhodes every week on Raw.
That's nice. He just shows up and makes him bleed. You know what I saw?
He's wearing only Gucci vests. vests the
rock he's wearing gold versace vests only i
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saw a clip where cody rose
became the international champion nope is
the big show oh way back on the table yeah
yeah that was a botch job yeah he accidentally fell through the
table in a tables match yeah yeah that
was funny that was a good moment that wasn't that wasn't
in my time but i've seen i'm familiar with it none
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of of it is my time because i don't watch it regularly you should
i should it seems so saturday saturday at noon
they're stand and deliver which is nxt's wrestlemania
they're doing yeah they're doing their own little rest they're they've built
up all their storylines for the same thing does wrestlemania happen once a year
yes well twice kind of it's they they want to do it all so they it's a two-night
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event now saturday sunday or friday saturday Saturday, Sunday.
So now it's Saturday night, and what they've done is they've set up the main event of Saturday.
It's Seth Rollins and Cody Rhodes versus Roman Reigns and The Rock.
Nice! And if Roman Reigns and The Rock win, then Sunday's Cody Rhodes versus
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Roman Reigns title match is Bloodline Rules.
What is Bloodline Rules? It just means the bloodline's going to be there to
fuck everything up. It means Cody won't win.
Which really means that is going to happen, and he will win despite the odds. That's nice.
Cinderella story right there. Yes, but if Cody wins the tag team matchup against The Rock...
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No bloodline rules. No bloodline interference allowed. I don't understand that,
but... The bloodline is Roman Reigns and his family.
Oh, is that his group? Yeah. That's nice. He's the tribal chief.
Is Muscle Mommy part of that? The head of the table. Muscle Mommy is part of
the Judgment Day. Judgment Day is sick.
Yeah, Judgment Day is nice. Doesn't that have, like, Rey Mysterio Jr.? Dominic Mysterio, yes.
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No, Rey Mysterio Jr. He's fighting Rey again. Rey Mysterio? Yeah.
Rey Mysterio's still in the WWE?
He just keeps fighting his son. Dude, I saw him without a mask for the first time. That bro's ugly.
Yeah, he is. He's ugly as hell, dude. He has nice eyes.
He's got kissable lips. He's very pretty now that we're talking ourselves.
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What an ugly, pretty guy. Yeah, I wouldn't marry, but I would certainly kiss him.
But yeah, that'll be my entire, most of my Saturday around whatever Logan things we're doing.
And then all sunday it's my my whole
day sunday is just waiting for wrestlemania that's nice
i was trying to get i was trying
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to take my msf course this weekend but i think it's supposed to snow it is snowing
tomorrow like two feet that's fucking incredible i love working when there's
a snowstorm because nobody comes in i don't because i have to get home i drive
a sedan i do too motherfucker yeah but i also don't drive what do you what's your drive 40 minutes,
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25 Really?
Oh I guess you're Yeah Yeah It'd be 40 minutes for me I judge everything by
like the Minutes No add 20 minutes to Whatever anyone else is Manchester Yeah Getting To the highway,
It's a lot Either direction Is 15 to 20 minutes Depending on how many people
Are out on the roads Yeah that's brutal When I get my bike It will be 4 minutes
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I will leave it If I'm leaving to get somewhere I could leave at 6.30 And get there at 6 Yeah,
I want to go fast. What? Are you breaking time? Yeah, dude. I'm warping time and space.
Yeah, I'm just pretty stoked on WrestleMania.
Stoked on dog. Stoked on dog. Dog.
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Stoked on Keanu. Dude, I am so glad.
Point Break is one of the best movies ever made. Maybe the greatest movie ever.
When I immediately started, I was like, wait. You're telling
me this is a detective Bank robbing surfer
movie And you were like yeah You ever see the movie Heat The
original bank robber Like the town I've
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seen the town So Heat is like the original progenitor Of like the organized
bank robbery Mask guys Point Break is just So good Swayze's the best I didn't
know I was gonna I mean, I'm deeply in love with Keanu right now.
I didn't think I was going to leave with an even bigger crush on Swayze.
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I thought- Because I've always hated Swayze because I always think Dirty Dancing
is a pedophile movie. It is. She's 17.
Yeah. I always thought, but he's so handsome in Point Break.
He's charming. And he's so charming and lovable and he's so cool.
He's so cool. Gary Busey being in that movie- Also cool. Every time is a jump scare.
I hadn't seen that movie. Me and the Noahs watched that at the end of lockdown.
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It's so good we're big into like bank robbery
movies yeah and me and noah were playing a lot of
payday too of course fucking gary bucey's
a crazy person have you seen i don't know if i've seen
any bucey except for point break no no i'm
not thinking bucey i'm thinking of pulp fiction have you seen pulp fiction yes
yes can we i have a question can we put something on the wheel it's a solo movie
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that i think you need to watch i'll just put it on my watch list and get to
it when i can i don't think you will voluntarily watch this what is it have you ever seen the room,
the room oh with mikey has
a pair of his underwear i did not mikey has
a pair of his underwear tom tommy what is it tommy wiseau yeah mikey has a pair
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of his signed underwear in his studio that's crazy yeah you should watch the
room it's fucking terrible all right we have to all right it can go on the duology
wheel it has to be the room and then the disaster artist i think that's That's
fair. I think that's fair. Yeah, all right.
Can we, instead of putting it on the wheel, what are you doing Friday night?
I don't know. If you're not busy, do you want to watch the group?
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Watch it smack down, brother.
You can have my Point Break review. I've watched like 11 Keanu movies in the last week.
I've bought like nine of them on physical media. Young Keanu is... He's a stud.
Absolute stud. I want to grow my hair so I can have... I want Keanu in Point Break hair.
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Or like Keanu in The Replacements hair. I never saw The Replacements. Shane Falco?
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Keanu always just plays former Ohio State quarterbacks.
That's his second. Johnny Utah in point break. Also, crazy name, Johnny Utah.
Johnny Utah. Jason Valentine is his next role.
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They casually threw in that he was a quarterback at Ohio State.
They're like, wow, what a gun this guy's got playing beach football.
Oh, Johnny Utah? We got point break, 1991.
Four and a half stars in the coveted Golden Heart. it's an
unbelievable movie patrick swayze skydiving was
the most graceful and elegant i've seen so smooth yeah he
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was so elegant uh this movie rules and that's
what 15 minutes into the movie the movie does rule like you can't if you don't
watch that movie and go this movie rules that movie is the definition of this
rules guys will watch that and go hell yeah yes that's this this rules movie
uh keanu is the man and swayze is the best in anything he's ever been in also Also,
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it's a movie about surfing bank robbers, so like four question marks.
Instantly purchased on physical media. That's a good thing. Yeah.
Also, who do you think had a better stat line at the Ohio State?
Johnny Utah or Shane Falco? Shane Falco is his character in The Replacements.
I fucking love Keanu's. Also, should we talk about my new background here?
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You can have you can have the replacements to what is the replacement replacements is a movie.
It's a football movie where a fictional NFL goes on strike and they call in the replacements.
Oh, this is where chicks dig scars comes from. I didn't know that.
I didn't know that line existed, but I wrote it down as soon as I heard it.
What is it? Chicks dig scars.
No, the whole thing. Oh, it's well, let me just start. He came in.
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He's like, I don't have anything inspiration to say for all of you.
So uh what is it pain heals chicks dig
scars glory lasts forever break it was sick
i can't believe roy from the warehouse was an absolute
deaf menace you're reading that
right deaf menace tight end yes shane falco
roy roy from the office pam's original
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boyfriend yes pam's fiance played tight
end ryan murphy who was a
deaf tight end in the nfl it
was a menace the whole thing their
whole thing with them there was like this guy would have been a first rounder
out of notre dame if he wasn't deaf shane falco would have patrick mahomes in
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a blender is crazy yeah he He was just a former college star who lives on a
boat and gets the hottest cheerleader of all time.
That's nice. Yep. I watched a lot of Keanu.
Oh, I do have big news, actually. Actually, let me go through my last watch.
They're all but one. Keanu. Or Keanu. We have The Matrix.
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The Matrix Reloaded. The Matrix Revolutions. The Matrix Resurrections.
Was it Resurrections from like 2018? 2021. 2021? Yeah.
It's just Keanu being back. Can I tell you? You know how he died at the end of three?
Psych. You know how he lost his eyeballs? Had eyeballs again.
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We'll get into those when we do more of an in-depth Letterboxd review.
Then I got to the replacements. Before you go on. Yes.
Can I ask, what year is your brain officially stuck in? Because I think I've hit my...
As long ago? Three years ago, like if you say however long ago,
what is the year that your brain defaults to? Because mine's not this year.
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Three years ago to me isn't 2021. It's 19.
So you're stuck in 2022? Yeah.
Yes. I'm stuck in 2021, because I said I was thinking- That released three years ago. Yeah.
2018. I had one of those today. I put Moneyball on. That's a good movie. It's a great movie.
How old do you think Moneyball is?
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Because to me, Moneyball is maybe six years old. Moneyball came out in 2011. Nah.
Jonah Hill is a Brad Pitt? Yes. 2011. 2011. I saw that.
That can't be real. That can't be real. But then when you go back and think
about it, it was before Chris Pratt was a movie star.
And then the timeline starts to fall more in place because you go,
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oh, yeah, this was like the start of him in Hollywood.
It does still have fat Jonah Hill. Yeah, it has really fat Jonah.
It has young, jubilant Jonah Hill, which is really the line. You say it's 2011.
2011. That can't be right. It's correct. That's 13 years ago. Correct.
That pissed me off so much. We're further away from Moneyball Than Moneyball
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was from Moneyball That's crazy Cause that's what Early 2000s The Moneyball team was 2002.
We're significantly Further away From Moneyball I don't like that What year
do you think Once Upon a Time in Hollywood came out That's 19,
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That might be 20 No that was pre-shutdown That's 3 years ago Was it pre-shutdown
I think it's 2018 I can find that out,
can find out once upon 2019 2019
yeah that was that like last big movie before
shut down yeah the last blockbuster okay
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i watch hardball r.i.p.g baby hardball hardball the name what's hardball is
white savior keanu reeves is doing what he is he it's uncut gems but if the
character had a redemption arc as a white savior. That's nice.
So he's in gambling debt with like nine bookies and he keeps using one bookie
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to pay off another bookie type thing. That's a good strategy.
And one of his buddies offers him $500 a week.
Doesn't really offer. Kind of forces him into to coach a in the ghetto south
side like 10 year old little league baseball team. That's nice.
Is it heartwarming? No.
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No, it is a little bit for a while. He gives them pizza and stuff.
That's nice. And then G-Baby gets shot in the trap.
That's not good. G-Baby was this tiny little guy on their team.
The heart of the team, heart and soul of the team was G-Baby.
And then G-Baby dies, gets shot in the trap.
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At the 40-minute mark? No, like the hour 20.
You're you love g baby at this point you're in love with g he's your favorite
character the only good character and then they strip him from you.
Yeah yeah no i actually wrote here i said i
really only typically cry from happy things g baby
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has me bawling i'm gonna
say it again no it's hard for me to
cry it's sad i don't often and cry it said g
baby's funeral fucking hit me hard and
i watched that movie walking i'm walking on my treadmill sobbing yeah i bought
a treadmill so i could watch movies and walk then i watch point break then i
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watch hidden gem i've heard of that no no it's not a movie a hidden gem oh Oh, Constantine.
I don't know that John Constantine is a demon killer.
It has the sickest props of all time. Is it the John? He has.
Yes. Of angels and demons.
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He has a gold gold plated gun. That's a cross. It's fucking sick.
Is also as the coolest props of all time.
Fights the devil he fights the devil's
son he called did he call the the devil the hard
f in this movie no he didn't i wish he
did and then a little break i watched uh jake gyllenhaal and conor mcgregor's
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i want to watch roadhouse is that on peacock it's on amazon i think i think
i have selly's amazon it's a dude movie it's a dude movie it's not like a this
rules but it is a dude movie Is that a Hell Yeah movie? Yes.
Someone told me it was just Conor McGregor being Conor McGregor.
It's Conor McGregor walking around going, the whole time. Doofy-ass walk. Yes, doing his...
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Conor McGregor's hilarious in it. He's hilarious in general. Yes.
And Gyllenhaal's pretty good, and everyone else is exceptionally bad at acting.
But it has some good fight sequences. It's a dude movie. Then I watched Chain
Reaction, starring Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman.
It was bad. This was the first bad Keanu I came across And then I watched Always
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Be My Maybe That's a good movie Randall Park should stick to TV Who's Randall Park?
He's the guy The love interest Marcus Kim He plays the love interest aside from
Ali Wong He's Jim Halper in The Office,
He's Asian Jim He should stick to TV He wasn't made for the big screen Even to TV cameos.
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Keanu in that movie is unbelievable. He's really good. He's so funny.
I was waiting because this is the first not starring Keanu movie I've watched. He's just main actor.
I was waiting, and then when he arrived, boy, did it not disappoint.
Maybe the best 20 minutes of my life. I also then watched, I don't know the name of it.
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I watched half of it. it was this movie where jack nicholson kept
was trying to fuck this young woman and then ended up
fucking her mom but hot dr keanu reeves wanted
to fuck the mom and then shining it's not the shining keanu
reeves is maybe the hottest i've ever seen him in this movie and
this old woman chose yucky old swickles
yeah yucky old gigolo jack nicholson pissed
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me off i thought i was was maybe an hour and a half in 15
minutes i checked and i gave my i was like
if there's 25 minutes left i'm turning this
off like you saw the naked old jack you
watch jack nicholson eat pussy it was disgusting i checked
the time there's an hour and five left i was an hour in and i was like no fucking
way i did think i logged it i don't know why it's maybe i wrote half the log
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but yeah i turned that off it was it was bad but the keanu marathon what a delight
i am running running out of good Keanu. What do you have left?
Speed isn't streaming everywhere it is fucking i bought
i bought speed on blu-ray it's
sick pre without watch i'm gonna that's how i'm gonna watch it
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it is such a good movie yeah that's like his number so i
have to watch speed still do you know what the premise of them yes there's a
bomb but it needs the south park below yeah south park made had a whole episode
about it yeah where kenny was on like a go-kart or something i know the south
park version of speed let me let me let Let me check the Keanu letterbox, see what I have left.
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I did learn he's Duke Kaboom in Toy Story 4.
That was a delight to learn. I didn't know that. Yeah, he's Duke.
I also haven't seen any Toy Stories other than this. This is all grayed out.
The next highest rated Keanu I have is Bram Stoker's Dracula.
He's in that? Is he the main character? No. Is he Dr. Bernstein? He is Jonathan Harker.
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Okay. it don't know that he's like the third build actor and
then i have my neon demon never
heard of it yep which he does not
appear to be credited he's pretty far
down the list i do have to watch my own private idaho
that one has good ratings i have
speed the devil's advocate i have to watch the
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devil's advocate no i'm thinking the devil all
the time i have to watch the devil's advocate hit and that's pretty
much that's pretty much it something's gotta
give this is what i watched it's bad
it's really bad jack nicholson really looks
old in that he looks oh i have an entry okay 2003 two stars all right yeah it
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saved i didn't hit save i said two stars i gave up after an hour super sexy
hot dr keanu couldn't make up for jack nicholson let's throw it in there.
Yeah is there anything i mean there's i
want to watch johnny mnemonic don't know
how but i want to what's that the
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fucking john cena movie that's got the weird name
you just ricky stinicki ricky stinicki yeah
where he plays he plays ricky stinicki no
he does play ricky stinicki he plays he's rock hard
rod and he sings covers of songs
that are based around jerking off
yeah you should watch let's go upstairs and
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watch the highlight reel of rock hard rod let's get
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What's up guys? Welcome to The Plunge. Today is a day. Joining me as always,
my lovely husband Riley T. Say what's up dude. It's daddy now.
It is daddy. It's daddy. To a what?
To a young black man. not quite not
yet to a young black queen we don't know yet it
is wild we have to decide if this dog is going to be black or white
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there will be no in between between the
names that i'm being provided by my other half
and the name it was given at birth i think
winston is a good i want winton winton bimgus
winton i love i shouldn't have said anything
that night you would have been on the clear no so
justice for jamal hashtag you
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want to give some context to the list i know what's going on i do have a young
young bull in my house right now you do young milo milo brown brother to james
brown black icon it's just in the family yeah black dogs running the family Benny?
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Benny could not be whiter. Benny is a frat boy white. Yeah, his first name Benson.
His first name is actually Benintendi. Benintendi the dog.
Italian-American. No, I'm getting a dog. Imagine having a WAP as a dog.
That'd be the worst. Just a greasy WAP, dude.
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Hi, Benny. He goes, how's it going? Hey, you come home with a cabagoo.
I do have Corey's dog here right now. I'm dog sitting. Shout out Milo Brown.
Milo. I am getting a dog. That dog's name. Getting a Cavapoo.
So I am fighting. She wanted a girl named Winnie. We are going back and forth
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between wanting a boy and a girl.
I want a boy. I would also want a boy. She wanted a girl, but she was on the line.
And then the litter from where we're buying, only boys.
That's what's up. Took it as a sign. She wanted I came up with the marvelous
She wanted a girl named Winnie I said yeah Winnie the Cavapoo Winnie the Pooh
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Oh that's good That'd be great Go crazy Crazy You sick Shut up What's happening
No it's the microphone I think I'm gonna switch to this mic,
No Yeah No no that actually is Some mics That was mean,
Winnie the Pooh In parenthesis Cava Would go crazy You can do that for a guy
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We We call him Winton Winton?
It's Winston the Pooh. She gets to call it Winnie. I get to call it Winton Bimgus.
W-B. W is for everyone. No.
No. Can't. So for the justice, from the breeder, dog's name right now,
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currently the dog's name. Is Jamal. Is Jamal.
I got to pick between Asher, Connor, and Jamal.
So you picked the black one. I picked the black one. No, it was the cute one.
I'll stick by that. I did not only pick this dog because it was named Jamal.
I believe you, but I don't. A little bit. You believe me a little bit.
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Let's not. Within reason, but I also have to interject.
Do all puppies not look the same? They look identical. Would you like to see this batch of puppies?
I thought Jamal and Connor were the cutest.
You mean Winton? Well, Winton's going to be him.
What, Ted? What the, I don't know where these dogs are. The dogs and the dog pal.
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No, I don't know where the dogs are. I would have thought Lauren would have
sent me them. Are the grippers out? Where are these dogs?
They've disappeared. They've been stolen. Do you have my conversation stuff pinned on your phone?
Yeah, of course. That's nice. I have you like five times. What do you mean?
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I had another chat with you, too. Corey got a promotion when a certain chat went away.
But there's another chat that was pinned.
I have you once. I have you twice, three times, four, five times.
Six. I have you at six of my nine pins. And you used to be seven of nine pins.
That's good. With the only two exceptions being my household chat and in my
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lovely woman's contact.
Both of which that I am not. Correct. And now my brother is the other pin.
That's pretty good. That's a good pin percentage.
I was shocked to find that you use pins. What do you mean?
That doesn't seem like a thing you would do. What do I have?
You have pins. you are running a interesting combo which is you've taken all
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your apps off the bottom bar you put the messages just back I got home and I
was like where's my text messages.
Like if you thought I was bad about answering now if it's
not just on my home screen there's not a chance in hell
I would ever answer a single text here's Jamal I think
Lauren had him on her phone and I said send me Jamal Jamal looks
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like he just woke up Jamal probably did just wake up Jamal's adorable
he's cute as hell he's a Cavalpoo poo and we'll have him here jamal
the plunge dog in eight weeks that's not
he's just a little guy he's a tiny little guy he was just born like like this
week can you imagine being just born this week and then someone's like what
up jamal can you imagine being born you're finally being you're finally starting
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to respond to jamal and someone's like come here cashew come on or Or, Winton!
Yeah, Winton would be good. You get 14 grown men just going, Winton!
There was a unanimous, I'm trying to fight for Jamal.
Our entire extended friend group in our group chat wanted Jamal. They all voted Jamal.
Meant nothing to Lauren. You know what made me laugh? We need to get her down
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here to. No one, you didn't ask for a vote. We just started to vote.
Come on, get in here. Get in here.
Are you trying to name him Cashew? Yes! Why? You don't like Winton?
Just picture a little brown baby. You're yelling. Jamal. Jamal.
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It's Jamal. Cashew. Cashew, come here, Cashew. What about Jambo?
Jambo. Winton. Winton.
Winton. There's a reason we're not naming him Winston. Why? Is it because- I'm
not going to say it on air. Winton. Winton.
We agreed on this is the craziest thing riley's talking
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shit we agreed on cash no we didn't
agree on cash i i at one point was like
maybe you were stuck on food names i
said absolutely no food names his name
will not be cashew the dog what other food names spaghetti almond
spaghetti would we good who touching
my spaghet spaghet spaghet the dog louis no linus donovan no braxton it looks
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like we're just not getting the dog we're getting the dog and his name will be winton there we go,
or hear me what is your qualms with jamal everything like why it's not a good
name for a dog or a human. Oh.
Do you want to take that back? I didn't mean it like that.
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It's just not my favorite. Jamal, you could call him Jambo. You're going to spend $1,800 on a dog.
Jim Jam, Jim Jam, Jimbo?
Jimbo? Jimbo?
Jimbo the dog is crazy.
I just don't like it. I don't have anything against the name.
I don't like it for my dog. What about Jeffrey?
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Jeffrey. I'm free. No, Kyle already kind of has that lane. I'm free. That's true. Yeah.
Stop talking shit about Cashew. His name's not Cashew. It's going to be Cash.
We agreed on Cash. Yeah, not Cashew.
The second you start calling him Cashew, he goes to Jamal.
I'm going to call him Winton regardless of what you guys call him.
That's true. I mean, I'm calling him Bimgus, so. I'll call him Bimgus too.
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Bim. What about Louie? No. Is that One Direction?
It is a One Direction. But I didn't get it from one direction.
Yes, you did. Name the dog Nile.
Harry the dog. I like Harry the dog. What about Binky?
What about Liam? No. What's the other one? If we're going one direction,
we're going Harry. You're a wizard, Harry.
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I'm a what? You're a what? What about Seth? Ew.
You want to name a dog? Seth the dog? You won't name it Bimgus or Winston or
Jamal, but you want Seth, the worst name in the English language?
What about Terry? I like Terry.
Hey, yo, Terry. No, Terry's not good for a dog.
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I don't know. Just name it a different animal, like alligator. Rex.
Pluto. Ooh, that's a dog.
See, I can't give a name without you coming back with a ridiculous one.
Pluto's not a ridiculous one. Pluto is confirmed. Dog name.
You said Rex because you were thinking of Rex Orange County.
I countered with Pluto for Pluto Projector of Rex Orange County.
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I thought you were talking about Pluto, Goofy's dog. What about Mac?
There's a reason we can't name him Mac that I can't say. Is it short for Macaroni?
Actually, yes, that is a partial.
We have my cousin's dog's name is Macaroni. You should name it Genghis.
I don't think you're talking into the mic. I am. Okay. Genghis?
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Genghis. It's actually pronounced Chingus. i just that's that's factually true
you can look it up jamal see ya,
jamal brown jamal jamal brown he'll be in uh cory's family tree of dogs.
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She just fell or something no
cashew none you hear it nate you
hear it called cashew once i'm gonna start calling
it's benny winton it's 99 likely gonna be
cash the dog say 99 chance yeah but not cashew never cashew what about cassius
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cassius yeah like cassius clay yeah exactly you can call it oh and And then
she'll never call it Cashew.
That's true. You can't just be like, this is Cash.
No, but then if you shorthand it, it's going to be C-A-S-S. No,
you can spell it however you want. It's your dog.
Yeah, okay. Cash. J-A-M-A-A-L.
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Perfect. I think we're settled. You bring them to the breeder.
They're like, oh, who's this little guy?
You're like, this is Cash. They're like, it says Jamal here.
Or you go, no, no, it's all silent.
The whole thing. Can you imagine going to pick up a prescription and be like,
yeah, I'm picking up for cash. Can you spell that? J-A-M.
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Jam i think jambo is a good name
jam jam might play and then we
can just call jamal jam jam al
asad can you explain to
me what that whole al katib or
whatever excuse me what was that thing that
you were saying i think it's from dune lisan al gaib yes yeah
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what is that it's like it's a a prophecy like
the one the one as spoken like the
the the the that a real word in a
language or is that like dude it's dune talk it's arrakis
so is that what comes out of it's the language of the fremen my brother come
on you gotta know the language of the fremen i don't know the language of the
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fremen mostly southern fremen listen it's like uh it's the prophecy as it was written type type shit.
The best part of Dune, part two. The girls are back. People think Paul Atreides is a good guy.
Who's that? He's Timothee. Paul Giamatti? Timothee.
Timothee. Timothee Chalamet. Chalamet.
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Timothee Chalamet. Come here, Milo Brown. Yeah, that's right. Dog.
What up? Oh, all right. Almost. Is he afraid of couches? I don't know.
He might be afraid of couches.
You see my sick home gym? I did. I like the yoga mat that's just on the floor,
too. I do yoga every day now.
I'm not knocking it. I'm saying, like, I genuinely do like it.
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I've fallen behind three days, I will say. That's okay. But I did the first
five. It's called the fitness journey. Yeah, listen, I was tired.
Milo, I'm going to need you to quiet down over there.
Okay. I tried that. Put a thing up.
Dog. Dog. That's going to be Jamal.
Seven weeks, eight weeks Jamal Jamal the dog's coming in eight weeks He will
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be the plunge Mascot Jamal the dog He'll dress him up as a penguin He's Bimgus Bimgus, Winton,
Winton, Jamal, Bimgus, Trudell If that was anyone's last name You know Yo,
he's got the zoomies upstairs Dude,
he's got the zoomies big time You're going brazy Yeah, justice for Jamal.
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You got sick. You tatted up, brother. I am. Showing off that sick ink, dude.
Well, yeah, I came. Well, you're talking about this one, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I came over in booty shorts because I like- You're feeling slutty.
Yeah, I like showing up to Riley's house looking like I'm a freshman college
girl going to fuck a senior.
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Just showing up dude that dog's got
the zoomies upstairs he do i would you
have judged me if i left my crocs i drove here without my
crocs on like you went barefoot you had them in case what you got pulled over
and needed shoes okay and i was debating just leaving them in the car and walking
up to your house barefoot no it's still dry i mean i'm big barefoot when it's
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nice out I don't like wearing socks.
Okay. I don't hate that. I can get behind that.
I can get behind that. What about, because Birkenstocks, basically just naked
foot with two strap. Yeah, with some cork underneath.
I want to get the all rubber ones. Those look like they go crazy.
They don't? They don't? No.
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Get the cork. Spend the extra money. The cork ones are a godsend.
I know. They're the best shoe. The best shoe.
The all plastics. I have two pairs of the all-plastics. They stink?
They're good for the lake because you can't get your corks wet. You can.
They take eight business days to dry, and then they retain moisture. Yeah.
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You're getting burnt. I would get one of each because also the Plastic Boys, $40.
Yeah. They're cheap as hell. I need to get regular Crocs, too.
Oh, you're talking Crocs or Burts? Both.
I actually got my first pair of Crocs for Christmas this year.
They go crazy. I'm about to go crazy at the lake.
Yeah, it's unbelievable. I'm going to be aquatic as hell.
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I want to get the... You think I should get Lightning McQueen ones?
Yes. I got Spider-Man ones. That's nice. Yeah.
Lauren was like, you're never going to wear these. So she got me a pair of Spider-Man
ones and regular ones. I've only worn the Spider-Man ones. Wear them often.
My regular ones down here, don't wear them. I was going to say,
that's what made me think of it. Should I go put my Crocs on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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That's nice, dude. Have you ever thought about infusing your tattoo with drugs
and then when the real heroin addicts of your town come wanting a fix,
you can offer them a lick of your toad for a natural high of you?
That's like the equivalent of just licking a frog. I was thinking about that
while I was taking a shit today.
I was like, how funny would it be if we made our frog tattoo,
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our toad tattoos infused with drugs?
Not where we wouldn't be
high but they're like a source for others it
would have to be some sort of like prosthetic pocket that like has no connection
to your own body i thought you were insinuating that but like if you slap it
it's like it just releases a lot of heroin into my system and i just overdose
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it's not for me it's just for so people lick it they start i mean I mean,
the people that come into my work anyways,
like on a daily basis, they're not really recognizing that you're a real person.
It's like they come in and they can hear noises like non discernible noise.
And what they see is just like shapes and colors.
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Like they're like, if you see, you look at me and you see like a human being,
they look at me, you and they're like, I see circles, lines,
squigglies like that. that is shapes.
Like I'm looking at a physical embodiment of geography and I don't even think
that they can do like basic algebra.
I, he, Ooh, thanks big dog.
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But yeah, I would in a heartbeat, I would.
Put a prosthetic pouch of drugs. Heroin, yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe not heroin.
That's a little dangerous.
Some psychedelic. Really a lot of mushrooms. Psilocybin. More mushrooms than...
You have to move to Colorado so you can become an on-the-road pharmacist and
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just deliver people prescription mushrooms via your toad.
They're like, you can have it, but you have to lick me.
Can I just say that if I put in a
drug order of prescription drugs and say I went upon opening of the pharmacy
and we parked at the same time and I see some douche with a bunch of tattoos
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pulling up in a motorcycle and then I go to the pharmacy and said douche is the pharmacist.
I'm never going to that pharmacy again. That would be my immediate goal.
You want someone to turn? i want less people
to come to the pharmacy that i'm working at actually on um what day was it i
think it was monday there is we have a regular customer come in and they were
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like 50 of the time they like me 50 of the time they don't and they were telling
me that there's people who just,
dude they're they're crazy it's one of the days if they take their meds they're
seeing people if If they don't.
I mean, listen, yeah, I was a waiter at a old people restaurant.
I know the duality of man.
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Well, they were complimenting my tattoos. And they're like, do you have any more?
And I was like, I started on my leg. And I just put my foot up on the counter,
pulled up my leg, my pant leg. They turned immediately.
They were like, that's beautiful. How much is that? I was like,
we don't have to talk about that.
Yeah, so you got a motorcycle? I got a motorcycle helmet today.
But you got a motorcycle? Mm-hmm. Have we talked about that on the podcast? I don't think so.
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Did we last week? I think I mentioned it, and then we just kind of went past it. Okay.
Are you excited about your motorcycle? I'm very excited. I have like three things
left to do. Have you ridden it?
Other than the day that I got it, no. I mean, it's been snowy and slick and wet and gross.
But at the end of April, beginning of May, I think I'm going to be doing my
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MSF course, which is just like your motorcycle safety.
Motorcycle course. And after that, like I just have to go to the DMV and get
essentially a new license that just has my endorsement on it. How do they test?
You can't have like a teacher ride bitch. Does he ride next to you?
No, they have you do like a little course, which is like low speed turn.
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It's not at all indicative if someone can ride a motorcycle.
So riding in a straight line is super easy.
It's the slow like left turn, right turn. Yeah, someone who's rode a tandem bicycle, I can relate.
Yeah, because once you get up to, like, a motorcycle is, it's gyroscopic,
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which means, like, if you're going down the road, it wants to stay upright.
Okay. When you're turning, that is kind of knocking it off of its axis,
and even though it wants to stay up on two wheels, people get nervous turning.
Okay. And that's what they teach you, like, how to be safe.
Nice. Yeah. Would you two up with me? No. Why? I do worry for you.
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Why? Motorcycles do scare me. Why?
Motorcycles do scare me too. Like that, I don't want to- Which I think is a
good thing if you have one. You should never be too- If you have a motorcycle,
you should be afraid. Yeah.
To an amount. The day that you become not afraid is the day that you fucking
wrap your body around a tree. Never walk again.
Yeah. But, I don't know, like, it'll be fine.
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Okay. My dad's been riding motorcycles for, like, 18 years. Your dad is cool
as hell, too. Yeah, which means I'm cool as hell. Yeah.
I'm gonna be cool as hell. You know who else is gonna be cool as hell?
Bimgus? Jamal the dog, dude.
Jamal. Wait, do you want to see the helmet that I got? Yeah.
It's. Does it have a mohawk? Can you put one of those mohawks on it?
I was gonna get a bunny cover.
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Yeah, you should. You get, like, bunny ears on it. Yeah, I need you to look
like you're out of a video game where you spent too much real life money on in-store credit.
You might think that about my helmet, honestly.
It was $225, which is cheap.
Okay. But it also has- Do you want to cheap out on motorcycle helmet?
So it's not that it's- Is that a thing you want to cheap out on?
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Well, I didn't cheap out. It has the highest possible safety rating.
Like there's there's two like not
companies but like certification there's dot which
is the department of travel or transportation yeah i
hear him going fucking brazy he's got the zoomies and
then there's ece which is the european union european
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union has a higher standard for safety okay for i
should say higher rating for safety on single
impact dot helmets have a
higher rating for multiple impact but generally
if you get in an accident and your helmet gets
like banged up you should get a new one anyways
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okay well good job being safe thank you i have a funny will ism let's hear it
i went out to eat we there was a a group gathering for bin bin the other night
has been been came home from out of country for four days and then left again yesterday,
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out of country again he was home for four days we all got together and we're
talking i'm talking to will and skylar about their wedding and i was like will
what do you want me to wear because i'm officiating will's wedding also that's my helmet.
So gay the warden what is it the iron warden it's just the it glows i didn't
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know that it You have a glowing owl on your head.
Is it an owl?
Oh, it is an owl. You have a glowing glow-in-the-dark owl.
Oh so i was like well built-in sunglasses.
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That's actually really good for you so you
have your regular are you gonna get like rex specs no i'm getting
well i'm just gonna wear regular glasses i'm getting prescriptions on
glasses for this summer though that's nice because i got fucked last summer
go on i just never got them and being outside with non-prescription anything
stinks yeah you need those those big mic transition transition lenses i'm gonna
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get like real cheap you know like the every school gives out their.
Sunglasses that just says like u and e yeah
and h i'm just gonna get them like putting a pair like that yeah
that's nice it's just some cheap lenses a high caliber
caliber fucking lenses so
so will is showing off one of
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the one of our buddies who got married last year he's up on his wedding etiquette
he goes will what are you guys wearing so none of us you know
inadvertently match or whatever will then
goes on to show that him and his party
are wearing these like sage green suits yes
okay you're in his party i am you're probably not aware of
that at the moment yet but you you'll be wearing sage green
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suits on that's gonna be drip it is gonna
be drip i go okay will i'm gonna gonna text him and ask him to send me a picture
i go will do you want me like matching with the party or do you want me doing
something separate he's like you can do something separate and i go cool what
do you want he doesn't understand that he goes he gets to pick he goes and i quote,
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maybe like a uh like a sage green suit something like this he then shows me
a photo of the groomsman suit.
I was like, okay, so you want me to independently get a non-matching sage green suit?
And I don't think it ever clicked to him. So I'm going to have to ask again
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and be like, hey, what do you want from me?
I'm going to tell him that you, like, I'm going to say, hey,
I think Riley should match us.
Just plant the seed. It was unbelievable.
Nothing clicked for Skylar She didn't step in at all She was right there She
gave no input I did get the green light for really long hair at Will's wedding,
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Don't want to ruin their photos But I was like hey can I rock this thick mullet
And we got the green light,
That's what's up For that wedding I think I'm going to clean everything up But
the mullet That's what's up I guess I'm matching but not Laughing,
I am in get fit mode. That's what's up. I need to get into get fit mode.
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I've been meal prepping. I've been eating like a dog.
I haven't been eating. I don't get to use the kitchen. I have forgotten to eat the last couple days.
I've been so busy at work. And then I looked down. I was like,
oh, fuck. It's four o'clock.
I feel that. I bring my big bag. Dude, the big bags salads.
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What a delight.
Salad in a bag is great. I get a big salad. I get light Caesar and then I get I have my sweet queen.
I get her get a rotisserie chicken from the from the pre-made chickens,
you know, at the grocery store.
Speaking of your queen. Yeah. Noah keeps telling me that the next chapter in
my life is to date a black queen.
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Jamal the dog. Can I date your dog? Yeah. But it's a guy. That's OK. You're gay. OK.
I get a rotisserie chicken. I divvy that up in fourths, and then I put a fourth
of that chicken in my salad, and bang, and then slop bowls for dinner every night.
Dog, these are going to be dripped the fuck out. What?
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Is that the will? Yeah, he showed me that photo as an example of something like what I should get.
I'm saying the drip is unbelievable. That is a will color if I've ever seen one.
It really is. Is just a nice olive sage green.
Ooh. I genuinely.
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Will's got good style. I think we're changing up his bachelor party.
We were talking. He just wants to go to Foxwoods.
That's nice. Which is going to be exponentially cheaper than the cabin we were going to get before.
So I think that's the move now. We love that. Very excited for Will's wedding.
Me fucking too. I think my parents are going.
To the wedding? Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, we got an invite
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to Will's wedding. And I didn't think they were ever going to go.
I thought they'd send in a gift and well wishes.
No, they're like, I was like, are you going? They're like, I think so.
So I think Mike and Sue are hitting up. Hitting the wedding. Big Willie's wedding.
Scott's parents also going. That'll be a funny table.
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Scott's parents, my parents, Will's parents.
Will's parents being feverishly high. while straight-edge Mike Sue and Gail
are sitting there being like, oh, my God.
That'll be good. But, yeah, dude, an exciting time.
Do you want to hear some nice news? Yes. So every year, you know,
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as part of my duties to using a free lake house, I do have some tasks that I have to do.
Do you need help putting in the dock this year? Let me tell you,
Hunt, with all of the rain we
got and the no ice, there was no ice this year. The lake did not freeze.
They opened the dam early, and then the one weekend we had to put them in before
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the water was all the way up, froze that day. Ground was frozen again. Couldn't do it.
Big Mike has hired people to put them in. They're already in. Whoa.
Didn't have to put the docks in, which I feel like a bad son.
I did offer myself up many times. I did make the efforts.
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You put them in this early in the year? The water rose.
Am I wrong to think that this is like an early May, end of April activity? It is. Okay.
No, so that activity happens whenever they open the dam.
Got it. That's when you put them in. Got it. Because it's, once the water rises, you're fucked.
Wow. So some dudes were in there in wetsuits yesterday putting in the docks.
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That's nice. It doesn't take long. It's not like that much of a bitch of a task.
No, but it's like, I imagine it occupies a couple hours.
Depends how high the water is. Yeah. Usually the dam's not open and the water's
not this high for a month.
But big mic uh put the dogs in that's nice
pretty pumped about that i
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can't wait this is like this is
my first summer vacation yeah it is this
is crazy yeah you just are on a regular work schedule
well yeah you're no longer on shit i need to make money
to pay off my not even that like last summer i
was so neurotic about studying that i like just didn't leave
the house i was so so nervous that i was gonna fail my exams
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yeah i mean i would if i wasn't working i
would study from 9 a.m to 5 p.m yeah now
you just don't now you just have free
time yeah sick i just hope
it's a better summer last summer sucked i was at the
lake twice i think really yeah because
i have the pool now so it's like that's fair if there's one i put so much time
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and money into that fucking pool so if there's one nice day a week you're gonna
you'd rather be in the pool it's going pool on it yes two nice days in a weekend
pool lake yeah three nice days in a weekend who knows,
unheard of hasn't happened two hasn't even happened so yeah i got my dad got
mad at me last year he's like you never come up here he's like well i got a
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fucking pool now he's like i knew when you got a pool you never come up here
he's like well no there hasn't been any nice There hasn't been consecutive nice days.
I'm still talking to Will. I gave a solar panel salesman...
I gave him false hope. Oh, did he? He came to sell some solar panels door to door.
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I was in a good mood. And you know, I'm not against solar. Mikey has solar.
It's so fucking expensive, though. Well, so the thing was, I was like,
you know what? I have a good house for solar.
You wouldn't even see my panels. And a lot of direct sunlight.
So we came back for some consultation thing. And he was there for like two hours
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just giving us the pitch.
He was a really nice guy. and then at
the end part he like showed all the rates and
stuff and i was like they get you with the initial rates being low and then
what they don't tell you is there's like a three percent annual increase every
year for 25 years and also with this company you don't own your panels huh yes
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you're like leasing panels from them and they take all the electricity,
and stuff so like you know how
with most solar panels you own them and then like you
sell energy back to the state and shit like that
not with these you just have a rate and
the rate goes up three percent annually so by year 25 your
monthly electricity is like 400 a month
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so when i looked all that over he thought he had a sale because i was just really
nice to him and you were just giving him the and he had spent so much time and
then like i signed a thing just to be like okay and then the next day i was
like hey so i was looking over the things and this is crazy yeah Yeah,
I was like, it's not going to happen.
I felt bad, but I did hit him with, I was like, do you have a survey we could fill out?
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Can I at least get you a nice survey? And he did send me the survey.
I'm going to fill it out. No, you're not. I'm not going to fill it out.
I might fill it out. I might fill it out. We'll check back in next week.
He was that nice, where I might fill it out. I don't think that you will.
It's getting pretty far down in the messages. if it's not done by this coming
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like next week it's not getting done never happening yeah it might though no
well you have anything big coming up i think i have vacation in like a month,
april two months june maybe july okay i think that's about it you know what i have this weekend.
(34:50):
It's fucking WrestleMania, brother. Hell yeah. It's WrestleMania.
Wait, are you going or are you just watching? No, I'm just watching.
That'd be so funny if I was- Is it Saturday night? I just showed up in Philly at WrestleMania.
I'd love to. They were in Manchester the other day and I almost- Didn't Scott
go? Scott went with his family.
That's nice. They're going to get stepdads really into it.
He was having fun. I was talking to him the day before. I was like,
(35:13):
just go in and I was like, just go with all the gimmicks.
It's fun. Whatever the crowd is shouting, shout with them.
Whatever they're doing hand motions just do it
and you'll have a blast if you're
watching at your house and it's on like saturday i'll be yeah i'll come over
saturday i'll play with you it's free oh on peacock premium premium live event
(35:36):
on peacock oh i have peacock fuck you i'm not coming out i think we're going
out for logan's birthday though on friday on saturday why did Friday, I say Friday.
For dinner, at least. I might pause it, come back, endure the mania. That's nice.
Any big matches? Yeah, dude.
Cody Rhodes is going to finish the story against the tribal chief.
(35:58):
That's nice. And The Rock.
What? The Rock? He's in full heel mode right now. That's the best.
He's just decimating Cody Rhodes every week on Raw.
That's nice. He just shows up and makes him bleed. You know what I saw?
He's wearing only Gucci vests. vests the
rock he's wearing gold versace vests only i
(36:20):
saw a clip where cody rose
became the international champion nope is
the big show oh way back on the table yeah
yeah that was a botch job yeah he accidentally fell through the
table in a tables match yeah yeah that
was funny that was a good moment that wasn't that wasn't
in my time but i've seen i'm familiar with it none
(36:41):
of of it is my time because i don't watch it regularly you should
i should it seems so saturday saturday at noon
they're stand and deliver which is nxt's wrestlemania
they're doing yeah they're doing their own little rest they're they've built
up all their storylines for the same thing does wrestlemania happen once a year
yes well twice kind of it's they they want to do it all so they it's a two-night
(37:05):
event now saturday sunday or friday saturday Saturday, Sunday.
So now it's Saturday night, and what they've done is they've set up the main event of Saturday.
It's Seth Rollins and Cody Rhodes versus Roman Reigns and The Rock.
Nice! And if Roman Reigns and The Rock win, then Sunday's Cody Rhodes versus
(37:28):
Roman Reigns title match is Bloodline Rules.
What is Bloodline Rules? It just means the bloodline's going to be there to
fuck everything up. It means Cody won't win.
Which really means that is going to happen, and he will win despite the odds. That's nice.
Cinderella story right there. Yes, but if Cody wins the tag team matchup against The Rock...
(37:48):
No bloodline rules. No bloodline interference allowed. I don't understand that,
but... The bloodline is Roman Reigns and his family.
Oh, is that his group? Yeah. That's nice. He's the tribal chief.
Is Muscle Mommy part of that? The head of the table. Muscle Mommy is part of
the Judgment Day. Judgment Day is sick.
Yeah, Judgment Day is nice. Doesn't that have, like, Rey Mysterio Jr.? Dominic Mysterio, yes.
(38:10):
No, Rey Mysterio Jr. He's fighting Rey again. Rey Mysterio? Yeah.
Rey Mysterio's still in the WWE?
He just keeps fighting his son. Dude, I saw him without a mask for the first time. That bro's ugly.
Yeah, he is. He's ugly as hell, dude. He has nice eyes.
He's got kissable lips. He's very pretty now that we're talking ourselves.
(38:33):
What an ugly, pretty guy. Yeah, I wouldn't marry, but I would certainly kiss him.
But yeah, that'll be my entire, most of my Saturday around whatever Logan things we're doing.
And then all sunday it's my my whole
day sunday is just waiting for wrestlemania that's nice
i was trying to get i was trying
(38:54):
to take my msf course this weekend but i think it's supposed to snow it is snowing
tomorrow like two feet that's fucking incredible i love working when there's
a snowstorm because nobody comes in i don't because i have to get home i drive
a sedan i do too motherfucker yeah but i also don't drive what do you what's your drive 40 minutes,
(39:14):
25 Really?
Oh I guess you're Yeah Yeah It'd be 40 minutes for me I judge everything by
like the Minutes No add 20 minutes to Whatever anyone else is Manchester Yeah Getting To the highway,
It's a lot Either direction Is 15 to 20 minutes Depending on how many people
Are out on the roads Yeah that's brutal When I get my bike It will be 4 minutes
(39:37):
I will leave it If I'm leaving to get somewhere I could leave at 6.30 And get there at 6 Yeah,
I want to go fast. What? Are you breaking time? Yeah, dude. I'm warping time and space.
Yeah, I'm just pretty stoked on WrestleMania.
Stoked on dog. Stoked on dog. Dog.
(39:58):
Stoked on Keanu. Dude, I am so glad.
Point Break is one of the best movies ever made. Maybe the greatest movie ever.
When I immediately started, I was like, wait. You're telling
me this is a detective Bank robbing surfer
movie And you were like yeah You ever see the movie Heat The
original bank robber Like the town I've
(40:21):
seen the town So Heat is like the original progenitor Of like the organized
bank robbery Mask guys Point Break is just So good Swayze's the best I didn't
know I was gonna I mean, I'm deeply in love with Keanu right now.
I didn't think I was going to leave with an even bigger crush on Swayze.
(40:44):
I thought- Because I've always hated Swayze because I always think Dirty Dancing
is a pedophile movie. It is. She's 17.
Yeah. I always thought, but he's so handsome in Point Break.
He's charming. And he's so charming and lovable and he's so cool.
He's so cool. Gary Busey being in that movie- Also cool. Every time is a jump scare.
I hadn't seen that movie. Me and the Noahs watched that at the end of lockdown.
(41:08):
It's so good we're big into like bank robbery
movies yeah and me and noah were playing a lot of
payday too of course fucking gary bucey's
a crazy person have you seen i don't know if i've seen
any bucey except for point break no no i'm
not thinking bucey i'm thinking of pulp fiction have you seen pulp fiction yes
yes can we i have a question can we put something on the wheel it's a solo movie
(41:32):
that i think you need to watch i'll just put it on my watch list and get to
it when i can i don't think you will voluntarily watch this what is it have you ever seen the room,
the room oh with mikey has
a pair of his underwear i did not mikey has
a pair of his underwear tom tommy what is it tommy wiseau yeah mikey has a pair
(41:54):
of his signed underwear in his studio that's crazy yeah you should watch the
room it's fucking terrible all right we have to all right it can go on the duology
wheel it has to be the room and then the disaster artist i think that's That's
fair. I think that's fair. Yeah, all right.
Can we, instead of putting it on the wheel, what are you doing Friday night?
I don't know. If you're not busy, do you want to watch the group?
(42:16):
Watch it smack down, brother.
You can have my Point Break review. I've watched like 11 Keanu movies in the last week.
I've bought like nine of them on physical media. Young Keanu is... He's a stud.
Absolute stud. I want to grow my hair so I can have... I want Keanu in Point Break hair.
(42:41):
Or like Keanu in The Replacements hair. I never saw The Replacements. Shane Falco?
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Keanu always just plays former Ohio State quarterbacks.
That's his second. Johnny Utah in point break. Also, crazy name, Johnny Utah.
Johnny Utah. Jason Valentine is his next role.
(43:03):
They casually threw in that he was a quarterback at Ohio State.
They're like, wow, what a gun this guy's got playing beach football.
Oh, Johnny Utah? We got point break, 1991.
Four and a half stars in the coveted Golden Heart. it's an
unbelievable movie patrick swayze skydiving was
the most graceful and elegant i've seen so smooth yeah he
(43:24):
was so elegant uh this movie rules and that's
what 15 minutes into the movie the movie does rule like you can't if you don't
watch that movie and go this movie rules that movie is the definition of this
rules guys will watch that and go hell yeah yes that's this this rules movie
uh keanu is the man and swayze is the best in anything he's ever been in also Also,
(43:46):
it's a movie about surfing bank robbers, so like four question marks.
Instantly purchased on physical media. That's a good thing. Yeah.
Also, who do you think had a better stat line at the Ohio State?
Johnny Utah or Shane Falco? Shane Falco is his character in The Replacements.
I fucking love Keanu's. Also, should we talk about my new background here?
(44:09):
You can have you can have the replacements to what is the replacement replacements is a movie.
It's a football movie where a fictional NFL goes on strike and they call in the replacements.
Oh, this is where chicks dig scars comes from. I didn't know that.
I didn't know that line existed, but I wrote it down as soon as I heard it.
What is it? Chicks dig scars.
No, the whole thing. Oh, it's well, let me just start. He came in.
(44:29):
He's like, I don't have anything inspiration to say for all of you.
So uh what is it pain heals chicks dig
scars glory lasts forever break it was sick
i can't believe roy from the warehouse was an absolute
deaf menace you're reading that
right deaf menace tight end yes shane falco
roy roy from the office pam's original
(44:51):
boyfriend yes pam's fiance played tight
end ryan murphy who was a
deaf tight end in the nfl it
was a menace the whole thing their
whole thing with them there was like this guy would have been a first rounder
out of notre dame if he wasn't deaf shane falco would have patrick mahomes in
(45:14):
a blender is crazy yeah he He was just a former college star who lives on a
boat and gets the hottest cheerleader of all time.
That's nice. Yep. I watched a lot of Keanu.
Oh, I do have big news, actually. Actually, let me go through my last watch.
They're all but one. Keanu. Or Keanu. We have The Matrix.
(45:37):
The Matrix Reloaded. The Matrix Revolutions. The Matrix Resurrections.
Was it Resurrections from like 2018? 2021. 2021? Yeah.
It's just Keanu being back. Can I tell you? You know how he died at the end of three?
Psych. You know how he lost his eyeballs? Had eyeballs again.
(46:01):
We'll get into those when we do more of an in-depth Letterboxd review.
Then I got to the replacements. Before you go on. Yes.
Can I ask, what year is your brain officially stuck in? Because I think I've hit my...
As long ago? Three years ago, like if you say however long ago,
what is the year that your brain defaults to? Because mine's not this year.
(46:23):
Three years ago to me isn't 2021. It's 19.
So you're stuck in 2022? Yeah.
Yes. I'm stuck in 2021, because I said I was thinking- That released three years ago. Yeah.
2018. I had one of those today. I put Moneyball on. That's a good movie. It's a great movie.
How old do you think Moneyball is?
(46:45):
Because to me, Moneyball is maybe six years old. Moneyball came out in 2011. Nah.
Jonah Hill is a Brad Pitt? Yes. 2011. 2011. I saw that.
That can't be real. That can't be real. But then when you go back and think
about it, it was before Chris Pratt was a movie star.
And then the timeline starts to fall more in place because you go,
(47:09):
oh, yeah, this was like the start of him in Hollywood.
It does still have fat Jonah Hill. Yeah, it has really fat Jonah.
It has young, jubilant Jonah Hill, which is really the line. You say it's 2011.
2011. That can't be right. It's correct. That's 13 years ago. Correct.
That pissed me off so much. We're further away from Moneyball Than Moneyball
(47:29):
was from Moneyball That's crazy Cause that's what Early 2000s The Moneyball team was 2002.
We're significantly Further away From Moneyball I don't like that What year
do you think Once Upon a Time in Hollywood came out That's 19,
(47:50):
That might be 20 No that was pre-shutdown That's 3 years ago Was it pre-shutdown
I think it's 2018 I can find that out,
can find out once upon 2019 2019
yeah that was that like last big movie before
shut down yeah the last blockbuster okay
(48:10):
i watch hardball r.i.p.g baby hardball hardball the name what's hardball is
white savior keanu reeves is doing what he is he it's uncut gems but if the
character had a redemption arc as a white savior. That's nice.
So he's in gambling debt with like nine bookies and he keeps using one bookie
(48:36):
to pay off another bookie type thing. That's a good strategy.
And one of his buddies offers him $500 a week.
Doesn't really offer. Kind of forces him into to coach a in the ghetto south
side like 10 year old little league baseball team. That's nice.
Is it heartwarming? No.
(48:58):
No, it is a little bit for a while. He gives them pizza and stuff.
That's nice. And then G-Baby gets shot in the trap.
That's not good. G-Baby was this tiny little guy on their team.
The heart of the team, heart and soul of the team was G-Baby.
And then G-Baby dies, gets shot in the trap.
(49:20):
At the 40-minute mark? No, like the hour 20.
You're you love g baby at this point you're in love with g he's your favorite
character the only good character and then they strip him from you.
Yeah yeah no i actually wrote here i said i
really only typically cry from happy things g baby
(49:41):
has me bawling i'm gonna
say it again no it's hard for me to
cry it's sad i don't often and cry it said g
baby's funeral fucking hit me hard and
i watched that movie walking i'm walking on my treadmill sobbing yeah i bought
a treadmill so i could watch movies and walk then i watch point break then i
(50:06):
watch hidden gem i've heard of that no no it's not a movie a hidden gem oh Oh, Constantine.
I don't know that John Constantine is a demon killer.
It has the sickest props of all time. Is it the John? He has.
Yes. Of angels and demons.
(50:26):
He has a gold gold plated gun. That's a cross. It's fucking sick.
Is also as the coolest props of all time.
Fights the devil he fights the devil's
son he called did he call the the devil the hard
f in this movie no he didn't i wish he
did and then a little break i watched uh jake gyllenhaal and conor mcgregor's
(50:50):
i want to watch roadhouse is that on peacock it's on amazon i think i think
i have selly's amazon it's a dude movie it's a dude movie it's not like a this
rules but it is a dude movie Is that a Hell Yeah movie? Yes.
Someone told me it was just Conor McGregor being Conor McGregor.
It's Conor McGregor walking around going, the whole time. Doofy-ass walk. Yes, doing his...
(51:13):
Conor McGregor's hilarious in it. He's hilarious in general. Yes.
And Gyllenhaal's pretty good, and everyone else is exceptionally bad at acting.
But it has some good fight sequences. It's a dude movie. Then I watched Chain
Reaction, starring Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman.
It was bad. This was the first bad Keanu I came across And then I watched Always
(51:38):
Be My Maybe That's a good movie Randall Park should stick to TV Who's Randall Park?
He's the guy The love interest Marcus Kim He plays the love interest aside from
Ali Wong He's Jim Halper in The Office,
He's Asian Jim He should stick to TV He wasn't made for the big screen Even to TV cameos.
(52:05):
Keanu in that movie is unbelievable. He's really good. He's so funny.
I was waiting because this is the first not starring Keanu movie I've watched. He's just main actor.
I was waiting, and then when he arrived, boy, did it not disappoint.
Maybe the best 20 minutes of my life. I also then watched, I don't know the name of it.
(52:28):
I watched half of it. it was this movie where jack nicholson kept
was trying to fuck this young woman and then ended up
fucking her mom but hot dr keanu reeves wanted
to fuck the mom and then shining it's not the shining keanu
reeves is maybe the hottest i've ever seen him in this movie and
this old woman chose yucky old swickles
yeah yucky old gigolo jack nicholson pissed
(52:51):
me off i thought i was was maybe an hour and a half in 15
minutes i checked and i gave my i was like
if there's 25 minutes left i'm turning this
off like you saw the naked old jack you
watch jack nicholson eat pussy it was disgusting i checked
the time there's an hour and five left i was an hour in and i was like no fucking
way i did think i logged it i don't know why it's maybe i wrote half the log
(53:16):
but yeah i turned that off it was it was bad but the keanu marathon what a delight
i am running running out of good Keanu. What do you have left?
Speed isn't streaming everywhere it is fucking i bought
i bought speed on blu-ray it's
sick pre without watch i'm gonna that's how i'm gonna watch it
(53:36):
it is such a good movie yeah that's like his number so i
have to watch speed still do you know what the premise of them yes there's a
bomb but it needs the south park below yeah south park made had a whole episode
about it yeah where kenny was on like a go-kart or something i know the south
park version of speed let me let me let Let me check the Keanu letterbox, see what I have left.
(53:58):
I did learn he's Duke Kaboom in Toy Story 4.
That was a delight to learn. I didn't know that. Yeah, he's Duke.
I also haven't seen any Toy Stories other than this. This is all grayed out.
The next highest rated Keanu I have is Bram Stoker's Dracula.
He's in that? Is he the main character? No. Is he Dr. Bernstein? He is Jonathan Harker.
(54:24):
Okay. it don't know that he's like the third build actor and
then i have my neon demon never
heard of it yep which he does not
appear to be credited he's pretty far
down the list i do have to watch my own private idaho
that one has good ratings i have
speed the devil's advocate i have to watch the
(54:47):
devil's advocate no i'm thinking the devil all
the time i have to watch the devil's advocate hit and that's pretty
much that's pretty much it something's gotta
give this is what i watched it's bad
it's really bad jack nicholson really looks
old in that he looks oh i have an entry okay 2003 two stars all right yeah it
(55:10):
saved i didn't hit save i said two stars i gave up after an hour super sexy
hot dr keanu couldn't make up for jack nicholson let's throw it in there.
Yeah is there anything i mean there's i
want to watch johnny mnemonic don't know
how but i want to what's that the
(55:31):
fucking john cena movie that's got the weird name
you just ricky stinicki ricky stinicki yeah
where he plays he plays ricky stinicki no
he does play ricky stinicki he plays he's rock hard
rod and he sings covers of songs
that are based around jerking off
yeah you should watch let's go upstairs and
(55:52):
watch the highlight reel of rock hard rod let's get
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