June 5, 2024 • 47 mins
Welcome to a fun-filled episode of The Plunge! This week, join us as we introduce a very special guest—Winnie the Producer, our adorable new dog! Riley T. and his lovely husband share hilarious tales of Winnie's antics, from revealing vulnerabilities in the fence to her zoomies around the yard.
We also dive into our ongoing movie wheel segment, discussing the highs and lows of various films and franchises. From the mesmerizing visuals of "Blade Runner 2049" to the camaraderie in the "Ocean's" series, and the captivating world of the James Bond movies, this episode is packed with insights and laughs.
Don't miss out on our fun banter, movie reviews, and of course, all things Winnie! Tune in now to get the latest scoop on our cinematic adventures and more.
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Dog cast. Look at this dog. Look at that dog.
I took the plunge and had the time of my life. I finally took the plunge.
You know what? It feels great.
Music.
D-10. That's what we're doing. We're singing.
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Y'all know nothing about this. Watch me. Watch me. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Take it all, all, all. Dig it, dig it, oh, oh, oh Dig it, oh,
oh, oh, dig it Dig it, oh, oh, oh, oh What's up, guys?
Welcome to The Plunge. Today is a day. Joining me, as always,
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my lovely husband, Riley T. Say what's up, dude. I don't matter this episode.
And special guest, my niece. We have a much more important guest to bring in.
Yeah, my niece, Winnie the Dew.
First time, not long time. First time, she just got here.
Immediate host of the show. She looks so not feeling good.
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She's better. She was just having the zoomies. She's tired now. Oh, she's tired.
She'd be in a good, I know she can't hear me, but I'm going to talk to her anyways.
Yeah. She'd be in a good girl. She is. Yeah.
She was, she was like, but he's like, these are a lot of buttons.
Producer went producer do.
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Winnie the producer. Producer? What do you mean, producer?
Yeah, I got a dog. Here's the dog. You did get a dog. For all you video watchers,
here's dog. Winnie the producer.
No, you can't. I'll actually maintain a good...
I did find out I had a vulnerability in my fence. I knew that because she just
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almost made it into the pool.
Oh, she's touching buttons now.
Can you elaborate where this is? Because I feel like that's going to be useful for tomorrow.
I put a brick in front of it I
found this out because I was watching her She was zooming around And
then I turned away for an instant And
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she was in the pool area And I
went How in the fuck And
then I went must have left the gate open I didn't So
then I brought her out Of said pool area into the regular fenced in backyard
And she just goes Right back to it Little idiot she revealed the vulnerability
you never reveal the vulnerability when you have it dude you gotta teach her
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the sneaky roofie boy way she is smart and it's going to be a problem,
yeah but you are you telling me that you're not smarter than a dog i think you just farted girl,
i might not be she likes that i think she likes that all the buttons are moving
and the lights are going are doing shit on the on the board probably she's got
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like a little bit of just general dog brain. She's already getting very big.
You have long arms. Her paws are so big.
This is just going to be 45 minutes to an hour of us talking about how cute
this dog is. It is a cute dog. It's an undeniably cute dog.
I kind of have beef with the vet today because when Lauren walked in.
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They did not immediately go, Oh my God, what a cute dog. We're going to a new
vet now. As you should. Did you go to the one on South Willow?
No, I don't. You should go to the one on South Willow. We went to Bedford.
Which I would have thought would have been a good vet. No, they probably are stuck up.
Maybe. But they should be used. They're probably like the show dogs.
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I'm like, oh, look at this good girl. It's like this dog is 11 pounds and it's the size of a Mastiff.
Six pounds right here. Pretty good. Are you drinking a...
You have cherries. Did you make yourself a Shirley Temple? No. What are you drinking?
I'm drinking a whiskey with Cherries in it Okay,
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Happy pride month I guess that's gay That's not gay No it's not because there's
two cherries Putting out a yeah balls You like balls They're not even in my
mouth you can't say they are Because you can see them they're currently on screen,
Oh mom's home Isn't she,
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Winnie the deucer Winnie the deucer,
Mom's about to see Winnie the Deucer Alright I'm hanging out at your house Tomorrow
until one of you gets home Which we'll probably just parlay into They got the
big lamb chop For Winnie? Yeah here comes big lamb chop.
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Big lamb chop has arrived Winnie's brought Big lamb Alright goodbye Winnie the
Deucer I do like how you can just pick up Winnie And she's just like Like,
all right, I'm coming. Yeah, I'm coming with.
She has been eating my socks. Now, the problem with that, she hasn't been eating
rogue socks. She's been eating the socks on my feet.
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So she's just been chewing on your grippers. Also, she has a knack for the Achilles.
And so I'm just going to let you know to be ready. Your Achilles is going to
hurt because she will attack it.
And I can't even do anything. I can't deter her attacking my Achilles.
I'm going to be like Aaron Rodgers when I imagine Lauren's getting home first. Yes.
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I'll just limp my way out, go to urgent care. It's me right now.
I have literal holes in the socks that I'm wearing on my feet right now.
I did not have holes in my socks to start the day.
She has just been open mouth, jawsing my toes.
Do you want to know what i have been experiencing today
with regards to my feet sure my feet
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have officially gone all the way down for swelling your hobbit
feet i don't or i think we have to talk about that yeah did we
not talk about your hobbit feet dude it's been like
11 days since we recorded nah but we
record every seven days it's true
but for background late not
labor day weekend memorial day weekend i got real
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burnt at riley's house my feet got real swollen and as
of yesterday my feet are completely not
swollen and i got birkenstocks during
the burnt time and i have to
tighten them because my feet were that swollen yeah it's
your feet quite literally looked
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like hobbit feet look at them not right
now beforehand well they still kind of
look like hobbit feet yeah but they were plump you had plump feet
i'm still fighting the burns from that
faithful day i thought i was tougher than the sun
can you believe that brother i'm not i don't wear sunscreen i don't believe
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in it i'm getting tan this summer i'm already getting whether you like it or
not i have a mullet now that's pretty sick that's pretty yeah should we seven
days ago should Should I headphones off, do a quick display?
Yeah, quick one. We've changed since the monkeys.
I became a man. Since we monkey movied, we really evolved.
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It's true. You like that one? Oh, damn. Look at him.
Demian no more. Demian is officially dead.
I can't wait for it to get even longer. It's already really long.
Oh, he can't hear me. I know, but I want some guy to be like,
damn, that bitch has got a fat ass in front of me.
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Hey, can I tell you? I got the best compliment today at work.
From? Someone said, damn, you look like Kenny Powers.
That goes crazy. That's the best thing you could say to another man who's growing
a mullet. It's maybe the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me in my entire life.
That's not true. I've been pretty nice to you. No, that's absolutely not true.
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It's not even a little bit true.
Why don't, don't do this to me. Hey, while you're at it, go check out the 5th
of November directed and starring Davis Lennon Clark, our newly, should we hire him back?
We should hire him back. Should we give him a call? Full time.
Yeah. I'm going to give him a call.
He's going to be mad. He's not going to like that joke. He did just get laid
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off, and we're about to make a joke. Maybe we don't say hire him back. It's already.
It's on the air. He's going to pick him up. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Oh.
Yes. Hey, do you want a full-time job at the Plunge podcast?
Would my recent work situation be a reason for this offer?
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Unrelated. Am I currently on the Plunge as we speak?
Maybe I plead the 5th of November what would be my roles and responsibilities,
co-host third chair he can run the ship I don't care if it gets big we're 6
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years in and haven't so you do that math we,
find individual who did your second chair still be on the ship I'll quit right
now I will take managerial duties from him.
That didn't exactly answer my question. He'll be there, yeah.
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If he doesn't hang out.
I mean he fired him he's he's
he held on to it he fired a call back you
if he doesn't call back is he fired he's fired
okay what if he calls you back he called
imagine calls me
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back just threatens me i'm i'm
gonna need you to go you didn't relay
my message i told him i would quit it right now yeah
i need you here for what
what exactly do i bring to this operation
the wheel mostly not i i still am not logged in no you're the keeper of the
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wheel can you text me i don't the stuff to log in i can try i don't know it
let me see if i'm logged in and then i'll change it to
something i do know i genuinely do not it was one of you ever have one of those
where you change the password to like a non-standard password for you and then
it's just gone into the ether,
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i used to have to do that all the time at work but i have a biometric like my
middle finger i put down on a biometric scanner and then it would log me in
and then i would call support like once every six months be like hey i forgot
my password they're like when i was like i don't know like If it was today,
I'd be like, I don't know, November of last year.
You're just calling us now. Yeah, it expired.
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Oh, account info. We're probably going to have a fat letterboxd segment tonight.
Honestly, are you watching a James Bond movie tonight? I can probably,
yeah. I should have just come over.
Maybe. All right, Hunt. I think I've done it. All right. I did it.
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You now have access to the wheel.
How does it feel? Hold on. oh it's
i thought it was a different email provider well i just changed the password
i was able to unlink it from our google so because i also don't know that pat
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that's the crux of this my google knows the password i do not.
I was using a completely wrong we're
using ad outlook i was in fact using the the wheel yeah it's the wheel one hold
on i gotta go and do you you're gonna have to fill because i gotta do some i
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got a dog everyone she's a mini golden doodle her name is winnie the do no last name,
i her name is baby girl if we're being completely real i call her weenie like
i call my dogs i call her baby girl and it's becoming a problem because i think
she answers to that more than winnie i need to get back into the being like
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hey your name's winnie her name to her her name is ow,
or baby girl also do you currently have the pierce brosnan james bond right i do yes,
No, it's Sean Connery.
Sean Connery. Okay. I don't know why I keep thinking that you have...
Broston hey go check out the 5th of november on davis
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lennon clark's youtube i plead the 5th
of november also check out i feel great that was the the thing that i couldn't
think of the last time we it was go and also the things we burn to stay warm
what is that i don't know if that one that's another project that he did i don't
know if that is available for the general public but i do know
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that that was a thing that he was in i think it got submitted to like a film festival,
yeah we actually we do have a lot of letterbox to catch up
on i'm looking at it right now hold on i gotta do you
want to drive for that brother i could drive for that all
right i don't remember what's my username oh
yeah you've you've entered the realm you're a letter
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boy i am a letter boy you're a letter boy
that's exciting i wish jack
harbison haggler would podcast with us I miss Jack I haven't seen his beautiful
face I haven't talked to What the fuck my credentials don't match That's a shame
I miss Jack he's a good boy He is Happy anniversary to Jack And Sarah,
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Two years I think right Sure.
I feel like I'm pulling a Jack right now Just tell I don't get no you're not
Jack would have so much detail An unbelievable amount of detail that Hagman would have.
The Hagman. The Hagman would, in fact. Big Hags has all the info.
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I'm excited to see him. We're about as far away from last season.
Actually, it's been two years.
We're close to seeing him. When?
December. That's not very close. It's closer than the last time.
So since the last episode, I've watched Fantastic Beasts,
The Oceans movies, movies
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blade runner a bunch of your
ghosts before we stop start this
can i can i read brian's review for blood sport yeah bro is this new i haven't
seen it i ain't your pal dick face this might just be the most exotic porn acting
movie i've ever seen also just a god-awful film hey pull it up this is oh or can you i can okay.
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Ryan has good reviews. He does. His reviews are very funny. Hey,
zoom in, boy. Actually, that's fine. No, I'll zoom in.
I hate your pal dickface is awesome.
This is store brand fight club roadhouse, but way worse and so much less murka.
Yeah, because it's the kumite.
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Hilarious final fight scene. I've never seen so many consecutive spinning face
kicks in a row, and to top it off, They slow-mo it right when his tootsies scrape
against buff Asian man's face. Buff Asian man did go crazy. He did.
Was this a hit when it came out? Yes. No. Yes. It made so much more money than you think.
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Really? Yes. I only know these as niche movies that I loved from when I was a kid.
Bloodsport made $50 million in the box office. In the 80s? Yes,
on a budget of $1.5 million.
When did it come out again 1988 yeah wow.
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No i don't want unfrosted i want no we
want unfrosted well we gotta go in order yeah the diary yeah i can help you
get there yeah so uh fantastic beasts hate them really hate them they weren't
as bad still mad about nicholas flamel mad about nicholas flamel,
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fantastic beast the crimes of grindelwald 2018 two
and a half stars why does it have nicholas flamel
i hate newt i do remember you said
that in your first one i'm not going to read it because i already know that
we've read it yeah newt uh nim chimski
could have played fumbledore but dumbledore couldn't
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play nim chimski that's right the entire cast got canceled between the second
and third movies how can this franchise possibly end i feel like we also read
that one i don't remember but i was there for that one yeah i had no idea what
the fuck was going on and you said and i quote you're just gonna have to figure
it out and then i never did correct so.
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Crimes of Grindelwald was marrying Amber Heard. That's pretty much it.
Okay, and then Fantastic Beasts, The Secrets of Dumbledore. Spoiler,
it's that he's gay. I'm so excited for your line. It's that he's gay.
The whole entire, The Secret of Dumbledore is gay. He was gay for Grindelwald.
Grindelwald was gay for him. Let's see.
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2022, three stars. They dedicated so much time to this crab walk.
You almost have to respect it despite how stupid every second of it i i love
that i know you didn't start like reviewing this movie until about 40 minutes
in yes the crap really pissed me off,
them they're in this cavern johnny yep they're in this cavern you see and there's
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killer crabs that will kill you unless you no no no there's big mama killer
crab yeah scorpion yes hybrid And then there's also fire, if you're wondering.
And then there's crabs and the crabs won't eat him unless he dances at a very
slow pace around this, these halls.
And not to be confused with crab and goyle.
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They dedicated so much to, it was legit like nine minutes on screen of them crab walking.
Yeah. And then his brother did it too. Correct. And then he said,
you're not, what is it? You're not twisting correctly or shimmying correctly.
That did make me laugh.
Them shifting from Johnny Depp playing a super cool, in-depth,
sick-looking character to having generic German guy play him as a Donald Trump
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character is an interesting creative choice.
Yeah, I hated it. I hated that they just didn't even try to make Grindelwald
look like Grindelwald when they had to replace Johnny Depp. It was crazy.
Just hire Johnny Depp. Just do it. Separate the art from the artist.
Grindelwald's cool as hell. The new guy sucked. You do the math.
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If Dumbledore is gay, then I'm gay. Correct. Really thought that tiny deer was
going to make Jacob King of the Wizards. Not going to lie.
You were on that for like a solid 30 minutes. I thought Jacob was going to be
the King of the Wizards. I still kind of do.
They had one quick glance of Quidditch, and it had the CGI quality of a PS2 game.
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I remember you, me, and Brian all just looked at each other.
Yeah, we were like. And you're like, did you see that? Yeah.
I think this would have been a great movie if it simply had Johnny Depp and more Jacob, honestly.
Yeah, all the movies are lacking Jacob.
Yeah. I mean, it was fun. That movie could have been good. Could have.
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Yeah. It wasn't. Ocean's fucked.
Goes crazy. I told you you're going to like this too.
A lot of the Wheel movies are just movies where I'm just like,
how did I miss these? Because these fucked.
You went right past them. No, no, no. I'm just looking at what else you've watched. Oh, okay.
Ocean 11 oceans 11 2001 four
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and a half stars who knew it was danny ocean's gang
of 11 who fucking knew dude this
is true cinema a gang
of captain bitcheses bitches captain
bitcheses yeah you got assembles that was really
hard to say no notes this eats
and we'll be getting into to my regular watch rotation this is
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like when you go in the casino you watch 21 correct you
watch oceans 11 yep and what's the
the nicholas cage one is that
just casino yeah julia roberts big lips makes me uncomfy why is don cheetle
a member of the peaky fucking blondes and might as well does suck he sucks in
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all three of them he does might as well call it white jack incredible line by Bernie Mac,
yeah Ocean's Eleven four and a half stars gave it a 93 yeah no notes it was great.
Oh yeah this one wasn't great yeah Ocean's Twelve not the best they got back
to their roots in Thirteen,
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Thirteen I thought was sick Thirteen they're like let's see I don't know I don't
know and it didn't work that well you know why it did work it's because hot
dudes the King of Bitches is assembled, okay?
Potions 12, 2004, three stars. It's no wonder Brad Pitt was the first ever man
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to win People's Sexiest Man Alive twice.
That boy is smoldering.
That's an enormous fact. That boy is the final boss fight of the Mr.
Bitches game. That boy is hot.
Beginning of the movie had me worried the entire thing might kind of suck,
but once it turned into a good old-fashioned egg hunt, that shit rocked.
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Clooney and Pitt is just chef's kiss
favorite duo in film this film has
a combined five and a half people's magazine people
magazine's sexiest man alive award the half
point is for Casey Affleck is it Affleck or Affleck Affleck Affleck because
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of Affleck because of his brother the ongoing unspoken joke that Tess just looks
like Julia Roberts is funny every Every single time Julia Roberts is coming.
That whole thing was very funny.
It was so fun. The lead up to it was so funny that they just kept,
they wouldn't say they're like, you know, she'll, she kind of looks like,
you know, uh, Bruce Willis jump scare. That was crazy. Did not expect that.
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Need the, he remembered how to talk in this movie. Yeah. Need some more of that
funny little French guy.
Facts. Are you talking about the, the night Fox? I am talking about the night Fox.
What a delight. light at the end of the day everything leads back back to socks
versus yanks dude i don't remember.
It's because matt damon oh they were in that they were in the train fighting
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socks versus yankees hats yep yeah the end of the movie was a little ass like
we didn't really need the entire ending because of where the theft took place
but hey that's fine yeah i mean it was fine i mean yeah Yeah,
the ending kind of ruins the rest of the plot.
Because it makes you realize that you just watched, I don't know,
50 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. The actual theft took place...
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So far into like so early in the movie. Ocean 13.
2007. Four stars. He shook Sinatra's hand.
You can't break that. You can't break. That's heartbreaking.
That's fucking heartbreaking. You cannot. By the way. Break a bond if you shook Sinatra's hand.
Love this. The Vegas heists are much better than anything in Ocean 12.
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The power of friendship conquers all. A great finale.
I will say. This movie is just about the power of friendship. It's such a.
What's the. What's the Jewish guy's name? Ruben. Big Rube. Ruben.
When Ruben had a heart attack and then just acted like he had a stroke for,
I don't know, two-thirds of the movie, that really bothered me.
Six months of time in the movie.
Yeah, listen, this movie's about the first movie. All three movies are about
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the power of love. It's Danny's love for Tess.
Then it's Hot Brad Pitt's love for Hot Lady.
And then it's all of their love for Big Rube.
Ocean's movies are about love and friendship. ship except for oceans
eight really was just about money that that's back to the real roots true oceans
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eight 2018 three and a half stars i did not watch this one with you i watched
the first three with you yep this is and will always be an aquafina hate account first and foremost,
that's not even in the review that's just a disclaimer correct yeah
it's not anti aquafina podcast yes for
sure if there's one thing i hate about this
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movie it's aquafina there's one thing i love about
this movie it's hathaway's tat fits that's huge facts when ruben and yen appeared
i audibly celebrated which goes to show i enjoyed the nostalgia of the original
series more than that i mean however that that was not how i thought that was
going to end but sure however However,
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it was also really good and well done. Sandra Bullock crushes.
Could have made the case for four stars if it has an out-of-pocket Topher Grace
cameo, but alas, no Eric Foreman equals no Eric, no four, man.
Yep. I was proud of that one.
Yeah, that was good. That was good. I kind of fucked it up, but. It's okay.
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Oh yeah, Ocean's good. Fury, good.
2014, I watched this one with you. You went on a big Brad Pitt kick.
I mean, he's such a hot, smoldering boy.
Am I a big sucker for World War II movies? Yes. Did I almost cry when Emma got the big splat?
Also, yeah. That made me sad. I'm not a sad crier. That one got me.
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Yeah, Machine, his whole life got done dirty right there. It did.
He was about to fall in love with a nice German girl who was going to make him eggs.
And instead, she got splatooned. Can we just talk about, what's the dude Shane
from The Walking Dead? Yeah.
Don't know i never you know who walking dead the dude
who licked the egg who is that i didn't watch
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no no in fury the guy who like oh yeah the punisher john barrenthal john barrenthal
every time he shows up in something not the walking dead it's a jump scare to
me that's a crazy thing to recognize him from is like the only thing yeah you're
alone i never think of the
punisher i think you're alone in that one i might
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be i also know is he is the punisher the
no no no no no wait wait wait wait
wait that's bad ape yes it is him all right well now we're gonna move on to
something that you got i don't know two and a half months ago blade runner 1982
four stars harrison ford's i don't he's not good i I don't remember giving this four stars.
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Apparently I did. Okay. I gave it a really low four. Okay. Carry on.
I know this was after Star Wars, but had Harrison Ford never kissed anyone before?
Is that worse than what I saw Sean Connery do? Yes. By a lot.
I don't remember the kiss, but I know it's about the replicant that he kissed. Yeah.
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Roy is maybe my favorite villain in cinema history the last 30 minutes were
perfection he was clue fuck absolutely unhinged cool as hell Mr.
Robot Bitches does go crazy surprised
this doesn't have 14 sequels with all the
world building they did this movie was well on
way to me giving it like a 2 and then I really loved
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the last 30 minutes I really loved Roy at the end finished strong
wrong but yeah and then i watched blade runner
2049 which was so fucking long
so i watched the first i
don't know 45 minutes before i tuned out yeah and
then it was two hours later it was still on i can't really tell you how it ended
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and then i meant to look it up and then i didn't it have anna darmus in it who
was like a hologram hot bitch lady on the billboard bro she was naked Naked
pink lady at the end. You missed that. That was nice.
Yeah. Is she actually naked in it? I mean, she's kind of like a mannequin, but yes.
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Yeah, Blade Runner 2049 visually was unbelievable. No, that's when she was on the billboard.
Yeah, but then they- I did see that. Hey, there was a real version of her later
that gave Ryan Gosling a little smooch.
A little smooch. Yeah, she did look hot as hell in this movie. Unbelievably hot.
I mean, in every movie. but yeah that's true yeah the this movie was just a
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fucking snooze fest at the end
it didn't it didn't it needed to be like 45 minutes shorter i can't do it.
Blade Runner 2049, 2017, three and a half stars. Denis Villeneuve.
I have a predicament with this film.
Visually, it's an absolutely stunning masterpiece.
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I loved all of the characters. I love the universe and world building done between the two films.
But it was so fucking long.
And not like, oh, it's long, but it goes by quick long.
But it was truly a slow burn through
all 160 something minutes of this
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that by the end i was so checked out that
i could care less how it ended or what was going on i just wanted to carry on
with my day yeah that being said anna darmus has skyrocketed back into my number
one spot comfortably just because i kind of forgot about her game rookie move
i won't forget again big Big Pink Lady was Snoo Snoo. That's true. That's true.
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Yeah, it was so long. I couldn't do it. And I don't mind a long movie.
I don't love a long movie. I'm a noted 90 minutes is a perfect movie guy. But this one.
Almost three hours long is fucking
crazy. Almost three hours long with not that much action. It's wild.
Other than like the first five minutes and then maybe 30 to 45 seconds dispersed
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throughout three hours. Yep.
Master and Commander, The Far Side of the World. Is that Seth Rogen?
No, it does look like Seth Rogen in that. It looks like a combination of Seth
Rogen and John C. Reilly. It is Russell Crowe. Yes, it is Russell Crowe.
Master and Commander, The Far
Side of the World. Shout out our movie book club. Shout out Davis' pick.
Never had seen it before. He said it was a comfort film for him, which is psychopathic.
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It was good. It was fine. He said, To the Lesser of Two Weevils,
which I liked a lot, and then they cheered.
Nah this movie lost a full star when i saw those hammocks in a sea vessel yeah
that was that pissed me off it was like a minute in maybe a minute in yeah you
weren't expecting that fuck you,
maybe a minute in and they cut down
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to like the barracks of the ship and there
was just sick boys in hammocks going with
the motion of the ocean i went nah that's brother
when you're sick at sea you just need a hammock no that's wrong
that can't be right back to you
on up next i've never heard
of this fake movie uh this is your ghost that wasn't
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a real word to me you know the guy you know the
weird greek guy who made poor things yes he
makes a lot of other weird movies such as this mostly
starring is the next one i've seen the sacred deer by the way
mostly starring colin farrell okay yes
all this says is i'd choose
to be a bonobo apes together strong you can't
(32:12):
say i'm not on brand always you're not you are on brand
so the lobster hold on the last rally it's
been over two weeks almost two and a half weeks since we finished the last of
the we're still it's been almost a month since you started yeah we're still
aping hard i have a feeling this is just the new normal for us and I don't know how to feel about it.
(32:39):
Might be right huh i think you're gonna like the
lobster would you like to hear what the lobster's about
i should i watch it tonight you
might hate the lobster just tell me i probably won't
watch all right so what this movie is is when if
someone becomes single as an adult they go
to this hotel okay so colin
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farrell's wife left him so then his he
he starts a 45 day stay at a
hotel this hotel has all the singles so it's
designed for you to find your next pair it has a
so that its whole thing is that society puts too much value
on being in a relationship and whatnot but it's
like a sad it's a satire on it and at the end of the 45 days if you do not find
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a new partner you are turned into an animal and this guy wants to be a lobster
he wants to be a lobster you get to pick your animal so he goes he goes in with
a dog the dog is his brother.
Okay and then yeah shit ensues uh i
also watch blood sport not just brian shout
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out brian gave it a half star that's what
i'm saying this movie's good i can't believe
this movie was actually good because the beginning was so
horrifically bad kumate kumate kumate
kumate kumate yeah kumate is
nice i liked blood sport it is really it's fun it's i understand it's objectively
(34:12):
not a good movie yeah but for me there's a lot of fond memories of watching
these movies with my dad and just in general kind of shitty kung fu movies go
crazy that's what it's all about all right that That is,
I'm going to give that a like. Thank you.
The Greatest Showman. I have one note. I didn't write a review for this.
(34:33):
I also have one note even though I said no. This is a coveted five stars. Yeah.
Did it get the golden heart? Of course it did. It didn't.
Five stars. No notes. The entire soundtrack should have won the Oscars for best song.
My only note was I made
(34:54):
you laugh because the bearded lady when she busted it
out into the song that should have won the oscar this is me
i went damn she has a fat tits and
then you wrote you just started laughing bong hong
badongalones dong hong bong dongaroos yes
dude she's got them and then unfrosted which
to wrap it up yeah of what
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i can remember yeah i fell asleep for a lot of
this film i did i watched it in its
entirety i watched it in its entirety but i
i did doze off minutes at a time i think i need to oh i this is the one thing
that i missed oh yeah you were in the other room getting a drink or peeing or
something i i think i got up to pee and i missed peter dinklage as the milkman
(35:39):
saying some say i am the milkman,
some say i am the milkman movie had its funny moments but my favorite part is
when i fell fell asleep yeah unfrosted suck jerry seinfeld's take on the i did
like that they called it a dingus yeah that made me laugh every time it did
(36:00):
and then the rogue dude exploding.
Don't remember that that was pretty funny i would that was the one thing that
i laughed at there's i think i laughed at laughing at it and i was i was like
i don't think that this is funny.
Has a hilarious cast it does have a
hilarious was it bill burr yeah he
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played the he played jfk he played jfk
yeah yeah he did oh i
also skipped over something the killing of the sacred deer this movie
is fucking weird i liked it
my boy stevie was getting done so dirty
this entire movie my girlfriend did not like this that's
a wrap so stevie is the actor who played the little kid well
(36:44):
he was a character and called stevie in a movie
called mid 90s okay i think directed
by jonah hill really good movie mid 90s but
stevie's the man in that movie and he got done so he did get shot in the face
in this film by his dad that's unfortunate he was the sacred deer and they were
just tossing my boy around in his limp legs my boy they were tossing little
(37:08):
limp legs around and make it seem like, hey, walk.
Little limp legs had no chance.
Absolutely none. But I liked the movie. I thought it was good.
I don't remember it well enough. I just remember we watched it on Plex when I live with the Noahs.
That's a weird roommate movie. And yeah, right now I am watching through the Sean Connery Bonds.
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Do you want to go over Dr. No or save it? No, we'll do them together. Dr.
No, I'm not excited. I mean, this is going to be one of those where I have a
tough time getting getting through the films.
I will say the kiss between him and the lady that he just arrested after sleeping with her.
Yeah. I mean, which one, you know? No, no, no. There's only one.
(37:54):
Wrong. He is Mr. Bitches. The king of the beginning. He's he's Mr.
Bitches, too. Don't worry.
OK. And guess what? At the end. Also. Also, Mr.
Bitches. Yeah. He bagged three hoes. Go to the poster All three hosie bagged
Are on the poster Are they? Yep Oh that's true Yep,
Bonnie Ryder. Yep. This lady. That's the beginning rich lady.
(38:18):
And then the woman that he... And the fake Asian, the fake Chinese woman.
Yes. The very clearly white woman who they called Chinese.
See, Miss Tarot. Yeah, that sounds right. Miss Tarot? Yes. Yeah,
that's her. She's not Chinese.
Is Sylvia Trench the... Yep, that's the other one.
She's in multiple bond? Oh, I guess she didn't die or anything.
(38:41):
She was just a rich lady. what is she in dr no from russia with love oh that's
another bad girl bond girls are forever yep nice inside dr no so okay she's
in she's in bond and then bond documentaries,
and my brother jonathan as young girl yeah shout out eunice grayson sean connery
(39:07):
did have it on he did I fear what are the other ones that,
I have it I got it I got it the
other con man he is gold
member gold member gold finger the next one I
don't have them in order I want to say from Russia with love is the next one
(39:28):
from Russia with love is and then gold finger and then I think thunderball then
you only live twice and then diamonds are forever and then like 12 years later never say never again,
he's in a lot of movies I can't believe I have 6 left.
(39:50):
Not a fan dude he's in so many fucking movies Sean Connery Sean Connery another
time another place that looks like a Bond movie but I don't think it is please say it's not,
Please, I beg of you Hunter, are you excited?
Hey, we're going to the finals Your Oilers are going to the ship In your Celtics
(40:15):
Trying to bring the Motherland home,
Game one for both series is tomorrow Lord Stanley's Cup, Hunter Lord Stanley's
Cup hath runneth over And me, on my quest for Larry O'Brien And his golden trophy
oh so i will i'm just
(40:36):
staying at your house till you get home tomorrow because i do want to
watch the oilers and celtics okay we can do that we can do that i'm fine with
that thank you for watching my dog he's sick she's sick she's sick you're welcome
not really sick but lauren's worried thank you for being my dog.
(40:59):
You guys can go check us out. We had a three-hour shaboying-boying on The All Bros.
That should be coming out this week or next week. Go check that out.
I was not prepared for that to be three hours, but I did have a great time. I did have fun.
Listen, I never go in and- Caleb and Rose are great. I've only talked to them
maybe two other times, but they're really good dudes. I talk to them like five
(41:19):
hours at a time because I usually end up doing like a three-hour episode with
them and then hanging out and talk for like an hour, two hours afterwards.
Are they both- Is it Utah? Utah boys? No, Rose is Utah. And Caleb is Georgia.
I know this. I think he's Georgia. I don't. Yeah.
We need a meetup. We need the all bros meetup. We need to get all of the bros there.
(41:46):
I don't listen to a lot of podcasts that I'm on.
Mainly our podcast. I do listen to our podcast. You're not on podcasts.
But I mean if we go somewhere for a meetup and I'm on it, I don't listen to that either. Okay.
This is one that I will probably listen to because it was very fun and I'm going
to listen to it and agree with everything that we all say. I do. Yeah. Yes.
(42:09):
You make. Yeah. You make. Yeah. You know what? I think that is a,
uh, I think that is a 92. And then he'd be like, I think it's a 92.
And he'd be like, I strong agree. Yeah. I fucking called it.
I'd be like, dude, this dude's killing it.
Oh, I got to add a dumb and dumber to the list.
Hey, I'm the keeper of the wheel.
I added it to the list I'm kind of starting to think we should take directors
(42:32):
off To try to truly work on finishing the franchises Why don't we just make
it a separate wheel We could do that eventually I'm gonna take the directors off I think,
Okay It's time to finish this bitch,
It's time I think you still have way more than you think you do Brother I don't
I know what's in front of me And,
(42:52):
It's daunting.
It's unbelievably daunting Brother other let me tell you i'm almost let me get
this updated we'll go over the list okay i can take connery off there i can
take blade runner off we did i did watch a lot since the last update honestly
you really have i did take off a bunch at the beginning,
(43:16):
all right there's now 43 entries left on the wheel that's a well you did watch
50 in one year we're through so yeah we are now through let me go to my list
we just surpassed 200 we are now at,
203 movies watched for the wheel segment and we are on our 48th franchise which
(43:40):
means we are more More than halfway done the wheel.
And that's pretty good. That's actually wild. We're more than halfway through.
Did you think that this is going to be just a two-year bit?
What are we going to do when we don't have the wheel?
It's the end of the show. It's like a third of our show. Yeah,
it's the end of the show. I guess we'll go back to plunge picks and tiers.
(44:01):
Oh, we could do a tier of the franchises thus far.
We should do that next week. Like just a tier list episode. Once we get to 50, we'll do that.
Okay. Here, to end, let me show what we have remaining.
All right, so remaining on the wheel as of today, we have Friday the 13th,
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Mad Max, Ghostbusters, Lego movies.
Also, like 40% of these are just horror movies now because I keep skipping them.
Which is true. I'm going to have a rough time. It might work out that those
all come in October, though.
This is very true. Lego movies, Hostel, Saw, Insidious, Old Godzilla,
Pierce Brosnan and James Bond, Baby Geniuses. You have so much James Bond on the wheel.
(44:49):
Roger Moore, James Bond, National Lampoons, The Fockers, Halloween,
Insidious, Alien, Predator, and Alien vs.
Predator. I'm doing all those at once when they come, just because. That's going to be fun.
Yeah, I do. I have the box set for all three of those, so I'm going to crank
them all out when they come.
(45:10):
Twilight, Anaconda, Indiana Jones, Karate Kid, Timothy Dalton's James Bond.
The original star trek the new star
trek lethal weapon nightmare on elm street
the godfather sharknado tremors final
destination it old boy hell
boy kill bill 28 days later caddyshack
(45:32):
duck tales jumanji pink panther princess
diaries gremlins crank the boondock
saints in dumb and dumber if we're talking the non-twos
because everything from here on here down is the
two entries i think we're dealing with like 30 left of
the full-on franchises that's kind
of nutty pretty good also brother when this wheel ends do you know what we're
(45:55):
gonna do we're gonna make another fucking wheel okay tv shows that you've never
seen that could be good that would be a lot that would be like a bi-monthly
thing yeah it would that would be a pretty bad wheel also no No,
it wouldn't. I'm a machine. You know me.
All 25 seasons of The Simpsons done in one week. There's like 36. Don't get it twisted.
(46:19):
But yeah, I think that'll do it for this week.
Maybe we'll hire Davis back for next week, or we'll hire the better Clark, Evan.
Or I might get fired. You might. I'm the manager now, apparently.
No, no, no. Because he didn't join, I've retained my manager duties. Ownership.
Yeah. All right, the wheel is back in your possession then. Yeah,
(46:40):
I might fire myself is what I'm getting at.
I'm going to have to lay some people off, and I'm sorry, Hunter.
Is it Jack? Is Jack getting laid off? No, it's me.
Well, we will see you guys next week. Shout out Winnie the Plunge Dog.
Shout out Jack Harbison Hagler.
I will be spending a day with your dog tomorrow.
(47:01):
And I feel like I need to follow in Brian's footsteps and just send updates
throughout the day. Lauren will like that.
Okay. I didn't like that I didn't get any of the photos and stuff.
Except one. I'll send it to Wolves. Thank you.
So guys, we will see you next week. And as always, stay moist. Bye-bye. Hmm.
Dog cast. Look at this dog. Look at that dog.
I took the plunge and had the time of my life. I finally took the plunge.
You know what? It feels great.
Music.
D-10. That's what we're doing. We're singing.
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Y'all know nothing about this. Watch me. Watch me. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Take it all, all, all. Dig it, dig it, oh, oh, oh Dig it, oh,
oh, oh, dig it Dig it, oh, oh, oh, oh What's up, guys?
Welcome to The Plunge. Today is a day. Joining me, as always,
(00:43):
my lovely husband, Riley T. Say what's up, dude. I don't matter this episode.
And special guest, my niece. We have a much more important guest to bring in.
Yeah, my niece, Winnie the Dew.
First time, not long time. First time, she just got here.
Immediate host of the show. She looks so not feeling good.
(01:04):
She's better. She was just having the zoomies. She's tired now. Oh, she's tired.
She'd be in a good, I know she can't hear me, but I'm going to talk to her anyways.
Yeah. She'd be in a good girl. She is. Yeah.
She was, she was like, but he's like, these are a lot of buttons.
Producer went producer do.
(01:26):
Winnie the producer. Producer? What do you mean, producer?
Yeah, I got a dog. Here's the dog. You did get a dog. For all you video watchers,
here's dog. Winnie the producer.
No, you can't. I'll actually maintain a good...
I did find out I had a vulnerability in my fence. I knew that because she just
(01:49):
almost made it into the pool.
Oh, she's touching buttons now.
Can you elaborate where this is? Because I feel like that's going to be useful for tomorrow.
I put a brick in front of it I
found this out because I was watching her She was zooming around And
then I turned away for an instant And
(02:10):
she was in the pool area And I
went How in the fuck And
then I went must have left the gate open I didn't So
then I brought her out Of said pool area into the regular fenced in backyard
And she just goes Right back to it Little idiot she revealed the vulnerability
you never reveal the vulnerability when you have it dude you gotta teach her
(02:33):
the sneaky roofie boy way she is smart and it's going to be a problem,
yeah but you are you telling me that you're not smarter than a dog i think you just farted girl,
i might not be she likes that i think she likes that all the buttons are moving
and the lights are going are doing shit on the on the board probably she's got
(02:54):
like a little bit of just general dog brain. She's already getting very big.
You have long arms. Her paws are so big.
This is just going to be 45 minutes to an hour of us talking about how cute
this dog is. It is a cute dog. It's an undeniably cute dog.
I kind of have beef with the vet today because when Lauren walked in.
(03:18):
They did not immediately go, Oh my God, what a cute dog. We're going to a new
vet now. As you should. Did you go to the one on South Willow?
No, I don't. You should go to the one on South Willow. We went to Bedford.
Which I would have thought would have been a good vet. No, they probably are stuck up.
Maybe. But they should be used. They're probably like the show dogs.
(03:39):
I'm like, oh, look at this good girl. It's like this dog is 11 pounds and it's the size of a Mastiff.
Six pounds right here. Pretty good. Are you drinking a...
You have cherries. Did you make yourself a Shirley Temple? No. What are you drinking?
I'm drinking a whiskey with Cherries in it Okay,
(04:02):
Happy pride month I guess that's gay That's not gay No it's not because there's
two cherries Putting out a yeah balls You like balls They're not even in my
mouth you can't say they are Because you can see them they're currently on screen,
Oh mom's home Isn't she,
(04:23):
Winnie the deucer Winnie the deucer,
Mom's about to see Winnie the Deucer Alright I'm hanging out at your house Tomorrow
until one of you gets home Which we'll probably just parlay into They got the
big lamb chop For Winnie? Yeah here comes big lamb chop.
(04:44):
Big lamb chop has arrived Winnie's brought Big lamb Alright goodbye Winnie the
Deucer I do like how you can just pick up Winnie And she's just like Like,
all right, I'm coming. Yeah, I'm coming with.
She has been eating my socks. Now, the problem with that, she hasn't been eating
rogue socks. She's been eating the socks on my feet.
(05:06):
So she's just been chewing on your grippers. Also, she has a knack for the Achilles.
And so I'm just going to let you know to be ready. Your Achilles is going to
hurt because she will attack it.
And I can't even do anything. I can't deter her attacking my Achilles.
I'm going to be like Aaron Rodgers when I imagine Lauren's getting home first. Yes.
(05:29):
I'll just limp my way out, go to urgent care. It's me right now.
I have literal holes in the socks that I'm wearing on my feet right now.
I did not have holes in my socks to start the day.
She has just been open mouth, jawsing my toes.
Do you want to know what i have been experiencing today
with regards to my feet sure my feet
(05:50):
have officially gone all the way down for swelling your hobbit
feet i don't or i think we have to talk about that yeah did we
not talk about your hobbit feet dude it's been like
11 days since we recorded nah but we
record every seven days it's true
but for background late not
labor day weekend memorial day weekend i got real
(06:12):
burnt at riley's house my feet got real swollen and as
of yesterday my feet are completely not
swollen and i got birkenstocks during
the burnt time and i have to
tighten them because my feet were that swollen yeah it's
your feet quite literally looked
(06:32):
like hobbit feet look at them not right
now beforehand well they still kind of
look like hobbit feet yeah but they were plump you had plump feet
i'm still fighting the burns from that
faithful day i thought i was tougher than the sun
can you believe that brother i'm not i don't wear sunscreen i don't believe
(06:53):
in it i'm getting tan this summer i'm already getting whether you like it or
not i have a mullet now that's pretty sick that's pretty yeah should we seven
days ago should Should I headphones off, do a quick display?
Yeah, quick one. We've changed since the monkeys.
I became a man. Since we monkey movied, we really evolved.
(07:14):
It's true. You like that one? Oh, damn. Look at him.
Demian no more. Demian is officially dead.
I can't wait for it to get even longer. It's already really long.
Oh, he can't hear me. I know, but I want some guy to be like,
damn, that bitch has got a fat ass in front of me.
(07:36):
Hey, can I tell you? I got the best compliment today at work.
From? Someone said, damn, you look like Kenny Powers.
That goes crazy. That's the best thing you could say to another man who's growing
a mullet. It's maybe the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me in my entire life.
That's not true. I've been pretty nice to you. No, that's absolutely not true.
(07:58):
It's not even a little bit true.
Why don't, don't do this to me. Hey, while you're at it, go check out the 5th
of November directed and starring Davis Lennon Clark, our newly, should we hire him back?
We should hire him back. Should we give him a call? Full time.
Yeah. I'm going to give him a call.
He's going to be mad. He's not going to like that joke. He did just get laid
(08:20):
off, and we're about to make a joke. Maybe we don't say hire him back. It's already.
It's on the air. He's going to pick him up. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Oh.
Yes. Hey, do you want a full-time job at the Plunge podcast?
Would my recent work situation be a reason for this offer?
(08:44):
Unrelated. Am I currently on the Plunge as we speak?
Maybe I plead the 5th of November what would be my roles and responsibilities,
co-host third chair he can run the ship I don't care if it gets big we're 6
(09:07):
years in and haven't so you do that math we,
find individual who did your second chair still be on the ship I'll quit right
now I will take managerial duties from him.
That didn't exactly answer my question. He'll be there, yeah.
(09:27):
If he doesn't hang out.
I mean he fired him he's he's
he held on to it he fired a call back you
if he doesn't call back is he fired he's fired
okay what if he calls you back he called
imagine calls me
(09:48):
back just threatens me i'm i'm
gonna need you to go you didn't relay
my message i told him i would quit it right now yeah
i need you here for what
what exactly do i bring to this operation
the wheel mostly not i i still am not logged in no you're the keeper of the
(10:11):
wheel can you text me i don't the stuff to log in i can try i don't know it
let me see if i'm logged in and then i'll change it to
something i do know i genuinely do not it was one of you ever have one of those
where you change the password to like a non-standard password for you and then
it's just gone into the ether,
(10:32):
i used to have to do that all the time at work but i have a biometric like my
middle finger i put down on a biometric scanner and then it would log me in
and then i would call support like once every six months be like hey i forgot
my password they're like when i was like i don't know like If it was today,
I'd be like, I don't know, November of last year.
You're just calling us now. Yeah, it expired.
(10:57):
Oh, account info. We're probably going to have a fat letterboxd segment tonight.
Honestly, are you watching a James Bond movie tonight? I can probably,
yeah. I should have just come over.
Maybe. All right, Hunt. I think I've done it. All right. I did it.
(11:19):
You now have access to the wheel.
How does it feel? Hold on. oh it's
i thought it was a different email provider well i just changed the password
i was able to unlink it from our google so because i also don't know that pat
(11:40):
that's the crux of this my google knows the password i do not.
I was using a completely wrong we're
using ad outlook i was in fact using the the wheel yeah it's the wheel one hold
on i gotta go and do you you're gonna have to fill because i gotta do some i
(12:03):
got a dog everyone she's a mini golden doodle her name is winnie the do no last name,
i her name is baby girl if we're being completely real i call her weenie like
i call my dogs i call her baby girl and it's becoming a problem because i think
she answers to that more than winnie i need to get back into the being like
(12:25):
hey your name's winnie her name to her her name is ow,
or baby girl also do you currently have the pierce brosnan james bond right i do yes,
No, it's Sean Connery.
Sean Connery. Okay. I don't know why I keep thinking that you have...
Broston hey go check out the 5th of november on davis
(12:50):
lennon clark's youtube i plead the 5th
of november also check out i feel great that was the the thing that i couldn't
think of the last time we it was go and also the things we burn to stay warm
what is that i don't know if that one that's another project that he did i don't
know if that is available for the general public but i do know
(13:11):
that that was a thing that he was in i think it got submitted to like a film festival,
yeah we actually we do have a lot of letterbox to catch up
on i'm looking at it right now hold on i gotta do you
want to drive for that brother i could drive for that all
right i don't remember what's my username oh
yeah you've you've entered the realm you're a letter
(13:33):
boy i am a letter boy you're a letter boy
that's exciting i wish jack
harbison haggler would podcast with us I miss Jack I haven't seen his beautiful
face I haven't talked to What the fuck my credentials don't match That's a shame
I miss Jack he's a good boy He is Happy anniversary to Jack And Sarah,
(13:57):
Two years I think right Sure.
I feel like I'm pulling a Jack right now Just tell I don't get no you're not
Jack would have so much detail An unbelievable amount of detail that Hagman would have.
The Hagman. The Hagman would, in fact. Big Hags has all the info.
(14:17):
I'm excited to see him. We're about as far away from last season.
Actually, it's been two years.
We're close to seeing him. When?
December. That's not very close. It's closer than the last time.
So since the last episode, I've watched Fantastic Beasts,
The Oceans movies, movies
(14:39):
blade runner a bunch of your
ghosts before we stop start this
can i can i read brian's review for blood sport yeah bro is this new i haven't
seen it i ain't your pal dick face this might just be the most exotic porn acting
movie i've ever seen also just a god-awful film hey pull it up this is oh or can you i can okay.
(15:06):
Ryan has good reviews. He does. His reviews are very funny. Hey,
zoom in, boy. Actually, that's fine. No, I'll zoom in.
I hate your pal dickface is awesome.
This is store brand fight club roadhouse, but way worse and so much less murka.
Yeah, because it's the kumite.
(15:27):
Hilarious final fight scene. I've never seen so many consecutive spinning face
kicks in a row, and to top it off, They slow-mo it right when his tootsies scrape
against buff Asian man's face. Buff Asian man did go crazy. He did.
Was this a hit when it came out? Yes. No. Yes. It made so much more money than you think.
(15:48):
Really? Yes. I only know these as niche movies that I loved from when I was a kid.
Bloodsport made $50 million in the box office. In the 80s? Yes,
on a budget of $1.5 million.
When did it come out again 1988 yeah wow.
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No i don't want unfrosted i want no we
want unfrosted well we gotta go in order yeah the diary yeah i can help you
get there yeah so uh fantastic beasts hate them really hate them they weren't
as bad still mad about nicholas flamel mad about nicholas flamel,
(16:31):
fantastic beast the crimes of grindelwald 2018 two
and a half stars why does it have nicholas flamel
i hate newt i do remember you said
that in your first one i'm not going to read it because i already know that
we've read it yeah newt uh nim chimski
could have played fumbledore but dumbledore couldn't
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play nim chimski that's right the entire cast got canceled between the second
and third movies how can this franchise possibly end i feel like we also read
that one i don't remember but i was there for that one yeah i had no idea what
the fuck was going on and you said and i quote you're just gonna have to figure
it out and then i never did correct so.
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Crimes of Grindelwald was marrying Amber Heard. That's pretty much it.
Okay, and then Fantastic Beasts, The Secrets of Dumbledore. Spoiler,
it's that he's gay. I'm so excited for your line. It's that he's gay.
The whole entire, The Secret of Dumbledore is gay. He was gay for Grindelwald.
Grindelwald was gay for him. Let's see.
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2022, three stars. They dedicated so much time to this crab walk.
You almost have to respect it despite how stupid every second of it i i love
that i know you didn't start like reviewing this movie until about 40 minutes
in yes the crap really pissed me off,
them they're in this cavern johnny yep they're in this cavern you see and there's
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killer crabs that will kill you unless you no no no there's big mama killer
crab yeah scorpion yes hybrid And then there's also fire, if you're wondering.
And then there's crabs and the crabs won't eat him unless he dances at a very
slow pace around this, these halls.
And not to be confused with crab and goyle.
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They dedicated so much to, it was legit like nine minutes on screen of them crab walking.
Yeah. And then his brother did it too. Correct. And then he said,
you're not, what is it? You're not twisting correctly or shimmying correctly.
That did make me laugh.
Them shifting from Johnny Depp playing a super cool, in-depth,
sick-looking character to having generic German guy play him as a Donald Trump
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character is an interesting creative choice.
Yeah, I hated it. I hated that they just didn't even try to make Grindelwald
look like Grindelwald when they had to replace Johnny Depp. It was crazy.
Just hire Johnny Depp. Just do it. Separate the art from the artist.
Grindelwald's cool as hell. The new guy sucked. You do the math.
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If Dumbledore is gay, then I'm gay. Correct. Really thought that tiny deer was
going to make Jacob King of the Wizards. Not going to lie.
You were on that for like a solid 30 minutes. I thought Jacob was going to be
the King of the Wizards. I still kind of do.
They had one quick glance of Quidditch, and it had the CGI quality of a PS2 game.
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I remember you, me, and Brian all just looked at each other.
Yeah, we were like. And you're like, did you see that? Yeah.
I think this would have been a great movie if it simply had Johnny Depp and more Jacob, honestly.
Yeah, all the movies are lacking Jacob.
Yeah. I mean, it was fun. That movie could have been good. Could have.
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Yeah. It wasn't. Ocean's fucked.
Goes crazy. I told you you're going to like this too.
A lot of the Wheel movies are just movies where I'm just like,
how did I miss these? Because these fucked.
You went right past them. No, no, no. I'm just looking at what else you've watched. Oh, okay.
Ocean 11 oceans 11 2001 four
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and a half stars who knew it was danny ocean's gang
of 11 who fucking knew dude this
is true cinema a gang
of captain bitcheses bitches captain
bitcheses yeah you got assembles that was really
hard to say no notes this eats
and we'll be getting into to my regular watch rotation this is
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like when you go in the casino you watch 21 correct you
watch oceans 11 yep and what's the
the nicholas cage one is that
just casino yeah julia roberts big lips makes me uncomfy why is don cheetle
a member of the peaky fucking blondes and might as well does suck he sucks in
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all three of them he does might as well call it white jack incredible line by Bernie Mac,
yeah Ocean's Eleven four and a half stars gave it a 93 yeah no notes it was great.
Oh yeah this one wasn't great yeah Ocean's Twelve not the best they got back
to their roots in Thirteen,
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Thirteen I thought was sick Thirteen they're like let's see I don't know I don't
know and it didn't work that well you know why it did work it's because hot
dudes the King of Bitches is assembled, okay?
Potions 12, 2004, three stars. It's no wonder Brad Pitt was the first ever man
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to win People's Sexiest Man Alive twice.
That boy is smoldering.
That's an enormous fact. That boy is the final boss fight of the Mr.
Bitches game. That boy is hot.
Beginning of the movie had me worried the entire thing might kind of suck,
but once it turned into a good old-fashioned egg hunt, that shit rocked.
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Clooney and Pitt is just chef's kiss
favorite duo in film this film has
a combined five and a half people's magazine people
magazine's sexiest man alive award the half
point is for Casey Affleck is it Affleck or Affleck Affleck Affleck because
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of Affleck because of his brother the ongoing unspoken joke that Tess just looks
like Julia Roberts is funny every Every single time Julia Roberts is coming.
That whole thing was very funny.
It was so fun. The lead up to it was so funny that they just kept,
they wouldn't say they're like, you know, she'll, she kind of looks like,
you know, uh, Bruce Willis jump scare. That was crazy. Did not expect that.
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Need the, he remembered how to talk in this movie. Yeah. Need some more of that
funny little French guy.
Facts. Are you talking about the, the night Fox? I am talking about the night Fox.
What a delight. light at the end of the day everything leads back back to socks
versus yanks dude i don't remember.
It's because matt damon oh they were in that they were in the train fighting
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socks versus yankees hats yep yeah the end of the movie was a little ass like
we didn't really need the entire ending because of where the theft took place
but hey that's fine yeah i mean it was fine i mean yeah Yeah,
the ending kind of ruins the rest of the plot.
Because it makes you realize that you just watched, I don't know,
50 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. The actual theft took place...
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So far into like so early in the movie. Ocean 13.
2007. Four stars. He shook Sinatra's hand.
You can't break that. You can't break. That's heartbreaking.
That's fucking heartbreaking. You cannot. By the way. Break a bond if you shook Sinatra's hand.
Love this. The Vegas heists are much better than anything in Ocean 12.
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The power of friendship conquers all. A great finale.
I will say. This movie is just about the power of friendship. It's such a.
What's the. What's the Jewish guy's name? Ruben. Big Rube. Ruben.
When Ruben had a heart attack and then just acted like he had a stroke for,
I don't know, two-thirds of the movie, that really bothered me.
Six months of time in the movie.
Yeah, listen, this movie's about the first movie. All three movies are about
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the power of love. It's Danny's love for Tess.
Then it's Hot Brad Pitt's love for Hot Lady.
And then it's all of their love for Big Rube.
Ocean's movies are about love and friendship. ship except for oceans
eight really was just about money that that's back to the real roots true oceans
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eight 2018 three and a half stars i did not watch this one with you i watched
the first three with you yep this is and will always be an aquafina hate account first and foremost,
that's not even in the review that's just a disclaimer correct yeah
it's not anti aquafina podcast yes for
sure if there's one thing i hate about this
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movie it's aquafina there's one thing i love about
this movie it's hathaway's tat fits that's huge facts when ruben and yen appeared
i audibly celebrated which goes to show i enjoyed the nostalgia of the original
series more than that i mean however that that was not how i thought that was
going to end but sure however However,
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it was also really good and well done. Sandra Bullock crushes.
Could have made the case for four stars if it has an out-of-pocket Topher Grace
cameo, but alas, no Eric Foreman equals no Eric, no four, man.
Yep. I was proud of that one.
Yeah, that was good. That was good. I kind of fucked it up, but. It's okay.
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Oh yeah, Ocean's good. Fury, good.
2014, I watched this one with you. You went on a big Brad Pitt kick.
I mean, he's such a hot, smoldering boy.
Am I a big sucker for World War II movies? Yes. Did I almost cry when Emma got the big splat?
Also, yeah. That made me sad. I'm not a sad crier. That one got me.
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Yeah, Machine, his whole life got done dirty right there. It did.
He was about to fall in love with a nice German girl who was going to make him eggs.
And instead, she got splatooned. Can we just talk about, what's the dude Shane
from The Walking Dead? Yeah.
Don't know i never you know who walking dead the dude
who licked the egg who is that i didn't watch
(26:28):
no no in fury the guy who like oh yeah the punisher john barrenthal john barrenthal
every time he shows up in something not the walking dead it's a jump scare to
me that's a crazy thing to recognize him from is like the only thing yeah you're
alone i never think of the
punisher i think you're alone in that one i might
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be i also know is he is the punisher the
no no no no no wait wait wait wait
wait that's bad ape yes it is him all right well now we're gonna move on to
something that you got i don't know two and a half months ago blade runner 1982
four stars harrison ford's i don't he's not good i I don't remember giving this four stars.
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Apparently I did. Okay. I gave it a really low four. Okay. Carry on.
I know this was after Star Wars, but had Harrison Ford never kissed anyone before?
Is that worse than what I saw Sean Connery do? Yes. By a lot.
I don't remember the kiss, but I know it's about the replicant that he kissed. Yeah.
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Roy is maybe my favorite villain in cinema history the last 30 minutes were
perfection he was clue fuck absolutely unhinged cool as hell Mr.
Robot Bitches does go crazy surprised
this doesn't have 14 sequels with all the
world building they did this movie was well on
way to me giving it like a 2 and then I really loved
(28:00):
the last 30 minutes I really loved Roy at the end finished strong
wrong but yeah and then i watched blade runner
2049 which was so fucking long
so i watched the first i
don't know 45 minutes before i tuned out yeah and
then it was two hours later it was still on i can't really tell you how it ended
(28:23):
and then i meant to look it up and then i didn't it have anna darmus in it who
was like a hologram hot bitch lady on the billboard bro she was naked Naked
pink lady at the end. You missed that. That was nice.
Yeah. Is she actually naked in it? I mean, she's kind of like a mannequin, but yes.
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Yeah, Blade Runner 2049 visually was unbelievable. No, that's when she was on the billboard.
Yeah, but then they- I did see that. Hey, there was a real version of her later
that gave Ryan Gosling a little smooch.
A little smooch. Yeah, she did look hot as hell in this movie. Unbelievably hot.
I mean, in every movie. but yeah that's true yeah the this movie was just a
(29:07):
fucking snooze fest at the end
it didn't it didn't it needed to be like 45 minutes shorter i can't do it.
Blade Runner 2049, 2017, three and a half stars. Denis Villeneuve.
I have a predicament with this film.
Visually, it's an absolutely stunning masterpiece.
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I loved all of the characters. I love the universe and world building done between the two films.
But it was so fucking long.
And not like, oh, it's long, but it goes by quick long.
But it was truly a slow burn through
all 160 something minutes of this
(29:51):
that by the end i was so checked out that
i could care less how it ended or what was going on i just wanted to carry on
with my day yeah that being said anna darmus has skyrocketed back into my number
one spot comfortably just because i kind of forgot about her game rookie move
i won't forget again big Big Pink Lady was Snoo Snoo. That's true. That's true.
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Yeah, it was so long. I couldn't do it. And I don't mind a long movie.
I don't love a long movie. I'm a noted 90 minutes is a perfect movie guy. But this one.
Almost three hours long is fucking
crazy. Almost three hours long with not that much action. It's wild.
Other than like the first five minutes and then maybe 30 to 45 seconds dispersed
(30:39):
throughout three hours. Yep.
Master and Commander, The Far Side of the World. Is that Seth Rogen?
No, it does look like Seth Rogen in that. It looks like a combination of Seth
Rogen and John C. Reilly. It is Russell Crowe. Yes, it is Russell Crowe.
Master and Commander, The Far
Side of the World. Shout out our movie book club. Shout out Davis' pick.
Never had seen it before. He said it was a comfort film for him, which is psychopathic.
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It was good. It was fine. He said, To the Lesser of Two Weevils,
which I liked a lot, and then they cheered.
Nah this movie lost a full star when i saw those hammocks in a sea vessel yeah
that was that pissed me off it was like a minute in maybe a minute in yeah you
weren't expecting that fuck you,
maybe a minute in and they cut down
(31:27):
to like the barracks of the ship and there
was just sick boys in hammocks going with
the motion of the ocean i went nah that's brother
when you're sick at sea you just need a hammock no that's wrong
that can't be right back to you
on up next i've never heard
of this fake movie uh this is your ghost that wasn't
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a real word to me you know the guy you know the
weird greek guy who made poor things yes he
makes a lot of other weird movies such as this mostly
starring is the next one i've seen the sacred deer by the way
mostly starring colin farrell okay yes
all this says is i'd choose
to be a bonobo apes together strong you can't
(32:12):
say i'm not on brand always you're not you are on brand
so the lobster hold on the last rally it's
been over two weeks almost two and a half weeks since we finished the last of
the we're still it's been almost a month since you started yeah we're still
aping hard i have a feeling this is just the new normal for us and I don't know how to feel about it.
(32:39):
Might be right huh i think you're gonna like the
lobster would you like to hear what the lobster's about
i should i watch it tonight you
might hate the lobster just tell me i probably won't
watch all right so what this movie is is when if
someone becomes single as an adult they go
to this hotel okay so colin
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farrell's wife left him so then his he
he starts a 45 day stay at a
hotel this hotel has all the singles so it's
designed for you to find your next pair it has a
so that its whole thing is that society puts too much value
on being in a relationship and whatnot but it's
like a sad it's a satire on it and at the end of the 45 days if you do not find
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a new partner you are turned into an animal and this guy wants to be a lobster
he wants to be a lobster you get to pick your animal so he goes he goes in with
a dog the dog is his brother.
Okay and then yeah shit ensues uh i
also watch blood sport not just brian shout
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out brian gave it a half star that's what
i'm saying this movie's good i can't believe
this movie was actually good because the beginning was so
horrifically bad kumate kumate kumate
kumate kumate yeah kumate is
nice i liked blood sport it is really it's fun it's i understand it's objectively
(34:12):
not a good movie yeah but for me there's a lot of fond memories of watching
these movies with my dad and just in general kind of shitty kung fu movies go
crazy that's what it's all about all right that That is,
I'm going to give that a like. Thank you.
The Greatest Showman. I have one note. I didn't write a review for this.
(34:33):
I also have one note even though I said no. This is a coveted five stars. Yeah.
Did it get the golden heart? Of course it did. It didn't.
Five stars. No notes. The entire soundtrack should have won the Oscars for best song.
My only note was I made
(34:54):
you laugh because the bearded lady when she busted it
out into the song that should have won the oscar this is me
i went damn she has a fat tits and
then you wrote you just started laughing bong hong
badongalones dong hong bong dongaroos yes
dude she's got them and then unfrosted which
to wrap it up yeah of what
(35:16):
i can remember yeah i fell asleep for a lot of
this film i did i watched it in its
entirety i watched it in its entirety but i
i did doze off minutes at a time i think i need to oh i this is the one thing
that i missed oh yeah you were in the other room getting a drink or peeing or
something i i think i got up to pee and i missed peter dinklage as the milkman
(35:39):
saying some say i am the milkman,
some say i am the milkman movie had its funny moments but my favorite part is
when i fell fell asleep yeah unfrosted suck jerry seinfeld's take on the i did
like that they called it a dingus yeah that made me laugh every time it did
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and then the rogue dude exploding.
Don't remember that that was pretty funny i would that was the one thing that
i laughed at there's i think i laughed at laughing at it and i was i was like
i don't think that this is funny.
Has a hilarious cast it does have a
hilarious was it bill burr yeah he
(36:22):
played the he played jfk he played jfk
yeah yeah he did oh i
also skipped over something the killing of the sacred deer this movie
is fucking weird i liked it
my boy stevie was getting done so dirty
this entire movie my girlfriend did not like this that's
a wrap so stevie is the actor who played the little kid well
(36:44):
he was a character and called stevie in a movie
called mid 90s okay i think directed
by jonah hill really good movie mid 90s but
stevie's the man in that movie and he got done so he did get shot in the face
in this film by his dad that's unfortunate he was the sacred deer and they were
just tossing my boy around in his limp legs my boy they were tossing little
(37:08):
limp legs around and make it seem like, hey, walk.
Little limp legs had no chance.
Absolutely none. But I liked the movie. I thought it was good.
I don't remember it well enough. I just remember we watched it on Plex when I live with the Noahs.
That's a weird roommate movie. And yeah, right now I am watching through the Sean Connery Bonds.
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Do you want to go over Dr. No or save it? No, we'll do them together. Dr.
No, I'm not excited. I mean, this is going to be one of those where I have a
tough time getting getting through the films.
I will say the kiss between him and the lady that he just arrested after sleeping with her.
Yeah. I mean, which one, you know? No, no, no. There's only one.
(37:54):
Wrong. He is Mr. Bitches. The king of the beginning. He's he's Mr.
Bitches, too. Don't worry.
OK. And guess what? At the end. Also. Also, Mr.
Bitches. Yeah. He bagged three hoes. Go to the poster All three hosie bagged
Are on the poster Are they? Yep Oh that's true Yep,
Bonnie Ryder. Yep. This lady. That's the beginning rich lady.
(38:18):
And then the woman that he... And the fake Asian, the fake Chinese woman.
Yes. The very clearly white woman who they called Chinese.
See, Miss Tarot. Yeah, that sounds right. Miss Tarot? Yes. Yeah,
that's her. She's not Chinese.
Is Sylvia Trench the... Yep, that's the other one.
She's in multiple bond? Oh, I guess she didn't die or anything.
(38:41):
She was just a rich lady. what is she in dr no from russia with love oh that's
another bad girl bond girls are forever yep nice inside dr no so okay she's
in she's in bond and then bond documentaries,
and my brother jonathan as young girl yeah shout out eunice grayson sean connery
(39:07):
did have it on he did I fear what are the other ones that,
I have it I got it I got it the
other con man he is gold
member gold member gold finger the next one I
don't have them in order I want to say from Russia with love is the next one
(39:28):
from Russia with love is and then gold finger and then I think thunderball then
you only live twice and then diamonds are forever and then like 12 years later never say never again,
he's in a lot of movies I can't believe I have 6 left.
(39:50):
Not a fan dude he's in so many fucking movies Sean Connery Sean Connery another
time another place that looks like a Bond movie but I don't think it is please say it's not,
Please, I beg of you Hunter, are you excited?
Hey, we're going to the finals Your Oilers are going to the ship In your Celtics
(40:15):
Trying to bring the Motherland home,
Game one for both series is tomorrow Lord Stanley's Cup, Hunter Lord Stanley's
Cup hath runneth over And me, on my quest for Larry O'Brien And his golden trophy
oh so i will i'm just
(40:36):
staying at your house till you get home tomorrow because i do want to
watch the oilers and celtics okay we can do that we can do that i'm fine with
that thank you for watching my dog he's sick she's sick she's sick you're welcome
not really sick but lauren's worried thank you for being my dog.
(40:59):
You guys can go check us out. We had a three-hour shaboying-boying on The All Bros.
That should be coming out this week or next week. Go check that out.
I was not prepared for that to be three hours, but I did have a great time. I did have fun.
Listen, I never go in and- Caleb and Rose are great. I've only talked to them
maybe two other times, but they're really good dudes. I talk to them like five
(41:19):
hours at a time because I usually end up doing like a three-hour episode with
them and then hanging out and talk for like an hour, two hours afterwards.
Are they both- Is it Utah? Utah boys? No, Rose is Utah. And Caleb is Georgia.
I know this. I think he's Georgia. I don't. Yeah.
We need a meetup. We need the all bros meetup. We need to get all of the bros there.
(41:46):
I don't listen to a lot of podcasts that I'm on.
Mainly our podcast. I do listen to our podcast. You're not on podcasts.
But I mean if we go somewhere for a meetup and I'm on it, I don't listen to that either. Okay.
This is one that I will probably listen to because it was very fun and I'm going
to listen to it and agree with everything that we all say. I do. Yeah. Yes.
(42:09):
You make. Yeah. You make. Yeah. You know what? I think that is a,
uh, I think that is a 92. And then he'd be like, I think it's a 92.
And he'd be like, I strong agree. Yeah. I fucking called it.
I'd be like, dude, this dude's killing it.
Oh, I got to add a dumb and dumber to the list.
Hey, I'm the keeper of the wheel.
I added it to the list I'm kind of starting to think we should take directors
(42:32):
off To try to truly work on finishing the franchises Why don't we just make
it a separate wheel We could do that eventually I'm gonna take the directors off I think,
Okay It's time to finish this bitch,
It's time I think you still have way more than you think you do Brother I don't
I know what's in front of me And,
(42:52):
It's daunting.
It's unbelievably daunting Brother other let me tell you i'm almost let me get
this updated we'll go over the list okay i can take connery off there i can
take blade runner off we did i did watch a lot since the last update honestly
you really have i did take off a bunch at the beginning,
(43:16):
all right there's now 43 entries left on the wheel that's a well you did watch
50 in one year we're through so yeah we are now through let me go to my list
we just surpassed 200 we are now at,
203 movies watched for the wheel segment and we are on our 48th franchise which
(43:40):
means we are more More than halfway done the wheel.
And that's pretty good. That's actually wild. We're more than halfway through.
Did you think that this is going to be just a two-year bit?
What are we going to do when we don't have the wheel?
It's the end of the show. It's like a third of our show. Yeah,
it's the end of the show. I guess we'll go back to plunge picks and tiers.
(44:01):
Oh, we could do a tier of the franchises thus far.
We should do that next week. Like just a tier list episode. Once we get to 50, we'll do that.
Okay. Here, to end, let me show what we have remaining.
All right, so remaining on the wheel as of today, we have Friday the 13th,
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Mad Max, Ghostbusters, Lego movies.
Also, like 40% of these are just horror movies now because I keep skipping them.
Which is true. I'm going to have a rough time. It might work out that those
all come in October, though.
This is very true. Lego movies, Hostel, Saw, Insidious, Old Godzilla,
Pierce Brosnan and James Bond, Baby Geniuses. You have so much James Bond on the wheel.
(44:49):
Roger Moore, James Bond, National Lampoons, The Fockers, Halloween,
Insidious, Alien, Predator, and Alien vs.
Predator. I'm doing all those at once when they come, just because. That's going to be fun.
Yeah, I do. I have the box set for all three of those, so I'm going to crank
them all out when they come.
(45:10):
Twilight, Anaconda, Indiana Jones, Karate Kid, Timothy Dalton's James Bond.
The original star trek the new star
trek lethal weapon nightmare on elm street
the godfather sharknado tremors final
destination it old boy hell
boy kill bill 28 days later caddyshack
(45:32):
duck tales jumanji pink panther princess
diaries gremlins crank the boondock
saints in dumb and dumber if we're talking the non-twos
because everything from here on here down is the
two entries i think we're dealing with like 30 left of
the full-on franchises that's kind
of nutty pretty good also brother when this wheel ends do you know what we're
(45:55):
gonna do we're gonna make another fucking wheel okay tv shows that you've never
seen that could be good that would be a lot that would be like a bi-monthly
thing yeah it would that would be a pretty bad wheel also no No,
it wouldn't. I'm a machine. You know me.
All 25 seasons of The Simpsons done in one week. There's like 36. Don't get it twisted.
(46:19):
But yeah, I think that'll do it for this week.
Maybe we'll hire Davis back for next week, or we'll hire the better Clark, Evan.
Or I might get fired. You might. I'm the manager now, apparently.
No, no, no. Because he didn't join, I've retained my manager duties. Ownership.
Yeah. All right, the wheel is back in your possession then. Yeah,
(46:40):
I might fire myself is what I'm getting at.
I'm going to have to lay some people off, and I'm sorry, Hunter.
Is it Jack? Is Jack getting laid off? No, it's me.
Well, we will see you guys next week. Shout out Winnie the Plunge Dog.
Shout out Jack Harbison Hagler.
I will be spending a day with your dog tomorrow.
(47:01):
And I feel like I need to follow in Brian's footsteps and just send updates
throughout the day. Lauren will like that.
Okay. I didn't like that I didn't get any of the photos and stuff.
Except one. I'll send it to Wolves. Thank you.
So guys, we will see you next week. And as always, stay moist. Bye-bye. Hmm.
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