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Join us on this wild ride of an episode where the Plunge crew dives into their inner circle of friends, hilariously discussing everything from car smells to their favorite monkeys in movies. Listen in as they review Davis Lennon Clark's directorial debut, "The 5th of November," and share their excitement for its release. Get ready for some laughs as they brainstorm foods that would be even better on a stick and reminisce about their high school days and near-miss lightning strikes. Plus, find out why they're embracing their roles as sexy pool boys this summer. Don't miss out on the fun!

 

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(00:00):
Does your car smell like paint? I don't know. Maybe that's why I've been feeling dumb lately.
I mean, I used to huff paint way back in the day, dude. These are my closest confidants.
These are my friends. This is my inner circle.
We are the inner circle, baby.

(00:21):
You are now listening to the Inner Circle Podcast Network. I took the plunge
and had the time of my life. I finally took the plunge.
You know what? Just break.
Music.

(00:50):
What's up, guys? Welcome to the plunge.
Today's day joining me as always my lovely liege himself caesar say what's up dude and no,

(01:11):
and joining us loosely as always
we got i forget always forget it it's not bright what is slurpy b slurpy b,
and first time long time sb dubs say what's up dudes what's up guys it's good
to be back it's been a little bit but a little bit i'm a little high and we're

(01:36):
your fourth favorite host on this,
can't be doing good for you right now,
the number one religious equestrian podcast north of the mason dixon and letting
the number one QBL and Nimbus podcast out in the stratosphere.
The number one skyscraper podcast that's what, Will?
It's in the trees, man. The number one wheel podcast that's in the spin zone.

(01:57):
The number one JustShip podcast. The number one,
gay marriage podcast east of the mississippi it might be no,
doppler effect podcast that's.
And the number one improv comedy podcast somewhere in the world that's a fucking
fact we are the funniest people for all you audio listeners i am a monkey i'm

(02:24):
not a monkey i'm an ape your name i'm an ape nick is gonna be very upset when he hears,
Nick is the police on calling apes monkey. Oh, he's a monkey boy.
No, no, he's a monkey. He's an ape boy. He's a monkey police.
You call an ape a monkey. He will be. You will be hearing from H.R. H.R. Smooches.

(02:46):
Now, as much as I wish I could tell you, this episode is brought to you by Kingdom
of the Planet of the Apes.
No, but it is brought to you by a different movie of friend of the podcast, friend of all podcasts.
Davis Lennon Clark Actor and filmmaker in New York City His directorial debut
Is arriving Do you know when?

(03:08):
This week No! No!
Davis' debut directorial movie Former host of the Plunge Podcast Shout out his
basement where it all began The 5th of November Is a thrilling mystery About
five friends who unpack the events Of the previous night's Mystery The 5th of November,

(03:29):
we'll be hitting all platforms on May 5th, 2024.
That is this Friday, people. This Friday. Check it out.
You can follow us, and we will be posting about a fall Davis on Instagram for
updates. Do you have his handles?
It's at DavisLennonClark.
Lennon, like the beetle that died.
Davis, like... The other Davis Clark. Yep.

(03:52):
Without the E. Without the E. Yeah. Check it out.
It'll be on Vimeo. It'll be on YouTube. tube the 5th of november
it's a short film we had the honor of being at the debut showing
i also want to do what a film kid's a star i
want to do an alternative plug because he does have another project that
i watched when i was on break at work yeah go for
it the thing not is it just not the things we burn to stay warm but it's the

(04:15):
other one that sounds intense that sounds great i don't know if we've been able
to see it but oh no i can't remember that i just had it no no i fucking I fucking
love Planet of the Apes. I can't see these movies.
I haven't seen any of them. I haven't seen any of those movies.
As someone who's dating someone with an avid fear of mascots.

(04:37):
I thought you were going to say primates. I thought I was coming too.
She is not a fan of this mask.
Now, my counter to that. Can I ask real quick? The top part just looks like my hair.
It does like without the
ears i don't look all that different like if i'm looking
at it just looks like my hair with big
monkey ears has she been upset about all of the videos that we have of each

(05:01):
other walking like monkeys she it's taken me four years i've given her the ick
huh we've given we are we've the cumulative us as monkeys has given her the
ape the ick has given her the.
Can't stop, won't stop watching these eight movies.
They're unbelievable. No!
The best. I gotta see this. It's the new one you guys saw in theaters. We did. Do you have Hulu?

(05:26):
I do. You can watch the first three of the new trilogy. The trilogy's unbelievable.
So should I watch the new trilogy first or the old one? You don't need to watch
the new one. Don't watch the old one. Don't watch the old one? You can.
Okay. I did as a cinephile. Because my dad's a big fan of the old one.
I'm sure he is. Yeah, Big Mike. Why? Cookie Mike loves Cornelius Cookie Mike
First one's actually pretty good First one's good.

(05:50):
Don't need to watch that Maybe I don't know Your dad does strike me as a guy
who loves the 2001 He loves Paul Giamatti What the fuck is this a planet of
the apes A fucking planet of the apes or something Do you have that video still
Listen we're getting right into it Me and Hunter immediately Immediately,
we put on the 2001 Planet of the Apes starring Mark Wahlberg,

(06:14):
and we made a video guessing some of the lines that we thought Mark Wahlberg might use.
I accidentally deleted it. Let me grab it. It's in my recently deleted.
I will say, also, I don't know if anybody had as little faith in myself as I did.
I watched all three movies in sub-12 hours. You did. That was impressive.

(06:34):
Wow. We're going to IMAX on Thursday night. Friday night and you said on Thursday I'll catch up.
I worked Wednesday, Thursday I was like I'll watch them between the end of work
Thursday and 7pm Friday. I was done by like 1 or 2.
That's impressive man. Alright you ready for the you ready for our guesses?
Yeah. Our Mark Wahlberg?

(06:55):
I think I have to recover at first. Give me a moment. Gotta hate that.
Keep in mind when we started this it was like midnight. Is that right?
I took this yeah I did take this at 11.33. Okay. Yeah.
Recording this now me and hunter putting on the timber and mark walberg planet

(07:16):
of the apes right now we each have predictions of what mark walberg's gonna
say at one point my money's on what the fuck are we on a planet of the apes
or something and hunter has jesus fucking christ,
can talk yeah updates to
come oh my god um good there was one point
where there was almost like a combination of our two he like

(07:39):
said something a planet of monkeys that can talk i
like the kid and the ted show that's like playing him he does a pretty good
mark he does young mark yeah it's really easy to do mark that's pretty much
what i learned to be from south boston you just have we're new england and everything
everything has to end in a question even though if it's not what What,

(08:00):
am I going to the supermarket today?
That is a question. Yeah, but he's actually going. Yeah, I mean,
he's just going, but you have to ask it. It's like, are we having dinner or not, huh?
I'm not as good as you guys. Ma, what are you making? Chuck and chicken parmesan?
What, I got four brothers in this movie? Is he really in the old ones?

(08:20):
You shot Derek Dean? No, no, no. He's just in the one. He's only in the 2001
one. Yeah, he's in the two. There's one in the middle.
Unrelated to both. Unrelated to both. They set it up for a sequel hilariously.
Did not get it. It's just in the middle.
There's like a 30-year gap, right, between the third of the OG and then the 2001.
And then another 10 years until the first of the new trilogy.

(08:43):
They do bring it back to Abraham Lincoln, though. That was funny as fuck.
Don't forget, famously features Nim Chimpsky.
Nim Chimpsky. Brother, Will, do you know about Nim Chimpsky,
dude? Dude, I don't, man. Let me tell. Well, who do you think Nim Chimski is?
Someone I could beat in a fight. Kind of sounds close to, like,
a chimpanzee. You nailed it, brother.
Wait, really? You nailed it.

(09:06):
Nim Chimski is a chimpanzee. So is he, like, the only chimpanzee because we're
dealing with apes, right? No, that's Jack.
Oh, is Jack, like, the head one that I see? In MVP, Most Valuable Primate.
Okay. Yes, that's Jack the monkey. All right. I think that's one.
Okay, I got to go watch these because I'm really not caught up with my monkey

(09:26):
business. Yeah, you got to be.
Well, there's no chimps in the new one. It's all eeps. Okay.
I bet the CGI is way better than the ones back when Mark Wahlberg was in it. I can't let this slide.
Brian has repeatedly over the past, what, seven days at this point,
one week, thinks that he could beat a chimp in a fight.

(09:48):
I think I could beat a chimp in a fight. A smaller sized chimp.
Nah, dude, it's ripping your balls off. It's ripping your face off.
It's ripping limbs off, dude. It's a size thing.
It's a strength thing. It's not a size thing. It's a size thing too.
It's a strength thing. If I can cover it with my body, it cannot grab me and
rip me apart. If you cover it with your body, he's going to chomp a hole through.

(10:09):
He's going to be chomped. I'll bite him back.
He has bigger teeth than you. Chomp Chimpsky, dude.
Chomp Chimpsky's going to fuck you up. Is this one of the apes? No!
Well, it began as just any general chimp. It just began as a chimp.
Which is the crazier statement.
Well, and then I Googled up Nim Chimpsky, and I was like, I think I could beat

(10:32):
Nim Chimpsky in a fight. I don't know about that.
Nim Chimpsky's a little baby. He did die at 15 He died at 15 So do you think
a pissed off What is it again?
It's a play on Noam Chomsky If he's the alpha, I don't think so You think a
mutant seizure in a fight?
No Not like a big ass strong mutant alpha What about a bonobo?

(10:55):
What about a female bonobo? No kids I think so.
I will give you Female bonobo, no kids yeah there's one thing all right i'll
take that i the first time this came up i asked you what setting,
And you said something about being around trees, and I was like, dude, he'll fuck you up.

(11:19):
What terrain would you pick to fight a monkey in? Oh, good point.
Choose your own. Desert? Choose your own. Desert's probably the correct choice. Desert's good.
But what about you in the desert, man? Messing up? Well, it's equal ground at
that point. He's going to be slipping, I'm going to be slipping.
You're fighting a monkey in the desert, but you have the dune thing,
the water recycler. Oh, okay.
Summon the worm, but I don't know what that is. I haven't seen dune.

(11:41):
I asked Riley about the thingies. I was like, what's that in their nose?
I was like, I haven't seen Dune either. I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, do you want to hang out and watch Dune? Yeah. Dune 2 does hit streaming today.
Really? I saw that on your TV. Wait, on HBO Max? Mm-hmm. It's the only app I don't have.
Well, I will attain it for us, and we'll sit down, and we'll drink hot tea. Let's do it. I'm down.

(12:03):
You want peppermint tea? We should make a fort and watch all the movies in there.
Hunter already did that, but I think he'd be down. They're that good.
I like a big fort. The original three, I would re-watch them.
If you want to come over this week, I'm just looking for stuff to do.
Yeah, how's your vacation been? It's been good.
All things considered. Best text of your life that you didn't receive from Big Mike?

(12:25):
Yeah, I forgot about that. I got a text this week, unprompted,
entirely out of the blue from one large Mike and it just said I'm disappointed,
and then it had like the droopy sad The droopy sad face Like the saddest emoji
you could use I'll send To all of us Unless you've seen it I think I'll send

(12:49):
you the emoji he sent Will And I go Why what's up,
And he just goes, no, Hunter, at work.
Hunter, not at Haniford. Yeah, Hunter, not at work. No! No!
And I just didn't even answer him. I figured it was that one.

(13:09):
That's not a good emoji to use. He was sad. That's a sad, sad emoji right there.
He takes pride in seeing me at Haniford, because he had a big hand in raising me.
When I wasn't home with my parents, I was... So it's Northwood,
Haniford, right? Yeah. Sorry, I just announced the world.
We'll cut that, right? But I was like, I want to, my brother lives right around

(13:33):
there. I want to come say hi. Hell yeah.
You're going to see me and I'm just going to be weird because I'm probably stressed
out. If you ever see me at work, dude, you should probably not.
What? What is it? I just, you know, I'm a weird, weird guy at work,
dude. What's up, Kaz? No!
Hey, Kaz. It's I, Caesar. Before we get off of apes real quick I'm mad,

(13:58):
a little upset I got a girl dog because I really want a I want a boy named Koba
now Koba the dog You'll love Koba Koba stands on motherfucking business You'll be about Koba,
Lauren does not like Koba As a name Because he's a bad guy No,
I just don't think she likes the name Koba Is it because it's associated with,

(14:22):
Someone said Bofa. That's funny.
Someone on Twitter said Bofa. Bofa. BofaD's nuts, dude. BofaD's nuts. Bofa's a cow. No!
The jokes really are just writing themselves right now. I can't believe this
just looks like my hair. This is unbelievable.

(14:44):
It's a good look right there. I'm kind of upset. Real good look.
It's got to be hot, right?
Yeah, it's 90 degrees out. Yeah. I do have the headband underneath this,
keeping the hair back. You guys are pulling off the bandanas.
I saw it earlier when I was doing this.
It's unlocked anew. What a delight.
You've entered the fucking flow state, both of you. I don't know how.
It makes me want to try it, but I don't want to steal your thunder.

(15:05):
I don't really know if you have enough hair. I don't think I do either.
I flip it up. I got a lot of hair right now. No!
Seeing you grow out a mullet has made me really want to grow out a mullet, but I just can't do it.
The mullet's going to be primo. Because I have to be like not mulleted up at work.
I talked to both my boss and then the store manager and they both said, you shouldn't.

(15:31):
I can't advise you to do that. Oh, that wasn't a no.
That's a workplace no. No, that's a. It's disappointing.
If I tell you no, then I'm going to have a lawsuit against me.
That's what that is. I mean he's already Drawn the line Being a hot Tattooed
Motorcycle boy Oh yeah Who doesn't Check the weather It's already a scandal

(15:55):
No Your fucking Motorcycle's in my Shed right now You idiot It's pouring rain.
Yeah that was Dude My socks are still wet man You're gonna be So wet later My
socks wet Big puddle outside My apartment Yeah Why didn't you Just go back inside
I thought this was At Riley's house That you No, I saw the rain and I was already late.

(16:17):
I was running late. I was like, damn it. I should have told you that I was going
to be here later than I thought I was going to be. Hey, that's all right.
I mean, you still beat me.
I beat everybody. Hey. I saw the rain clouds. I was like, I shouldn't be driving.
So I sped to Riley's house.
Hey, you guys like corn dogs, right? No. I fucking love gas station corn dogs. I don't like corn.
Why not? I don't like cornbread. Yeah. You don't like cornbread?

(16:40):
I don't like cornbread. You don't like corn? You would love though.
I like corn. I don't like cornbread though. so then I don't like corn dog bread.
What the fuck? Can we dissect that? Why don't you like corn bread? I don't know.
I grew up in the South. I don't know. No good corn bread around?
I mean, yeah. I mean, I don't know about that, though.
Sam's Club used to make a real good corn bread. Have you ever had the cornmeal corn?

(17:02):
Yeah, like out of the box. Yeah. I just don't know if I love corn-based stuff
because I hate corn tortillas, too.
That's different. I hate those, too, though. I agree with that.
Yeah, I don't like corn tortillas. Okay, I don't know if the two are related.
We're feeling it out. We're feeling it out. but with that it's a taste thing.
I eat corn dog. Listen. It's a hot dog on a stick.

(17:23):
Covered in fried bread. I am eating it. Can I put you all onto an elevated form
of corn dog? Is it the sausage with the pancake?
It's the pancake thing, dude. It's all been there, dude. Because those go fucking
crazy. They're so good with some syrup, dude. Wait, wait, wait.
So what, you like dip a sausage in batter? It's our, brother,
it comes pre-made. You can make them homemade, though. It comes on a stick.

(17:46):
It's like you ever seen like a morning star
tube sausages yeah it's like that but a little bit
bigger and then on the outside there's pancakes and i don't know if you guys
have had this the blueberry pancake on the outside oh yeah that's how it goes
crazy because sweetness and salty but like you got to remember sweet and savory
yeah i would i think i might betray caesar my

(18:10):
leash for a pink no i just like i tell you why i'm bothered i do polls at work.
I don't know if i've talked about this yeah no shit all right
i said but i i started doing them like and now everybody at
work knows about people come up and they vote because i put i put it
on the counter nice and today i did corn dogs
workplace morale type you would have killed i like to

(18:33):
think of myself you would have killed at an ice cream place and make
your tip jar like I wish I
worked somewhere like that because I've done ice cream pulls now it's got hot but
I did corn dogs versus pigs in a blanket it's pigs
in a blanket and it's not even it's corn dogs and it's not it's corn dogs it's
not a comp but corn dogs lost so it's pigs in a blanket it's not even a battle

(18:54):
a croissant in a dog versus a fun no dude two right now I need to put a pause
real quick can you imagine how physically aggressive you'd become if you walked
into an ice cream place and Will had put,
would you rather have two feet different sizes or like your head three times the current size?
If I walk in and I'm going to get ice cream and that's like the pole of the

(19:15):
day, I'm fighting for money.
It's food for thought while you eat your ice cream. It really is.
You're sitting there thinking like, oh my God, what would I rather do?
It gets conversations going, man.
We got to break the time. Who are you calling right now for this?
Got to break the time. We're calling the corn dogler. We're calling the corn
dogler. We need an expert.
Corndogs cannot get a bad rep. They're not getting a bad rep.

(19:38):
People at work are just talking to them. The pigs in a blanket are just divine. They are good.
This high-definition photo of Chris Wutzke is making me hard.
It's him at Taylor Swift, which is kind of funny. You'll call him Pete.
Oh, dude. What is that voice?
Can we defer to Adam Simmons? That was the next call, trust me.
Big trust. I missed Chris Wutzke, so I wanted to get it. I missed.

(20:02):
And if not We're gonna have to call your oldest brother No I think Kaz is up next Kaz is,
Mmm yummy I think Kaz's vote trumps Adam's honestly Literally anyone but we're
gonna try to let the others have a say first,
Yeah Kaz is actually like the golden snitch What he says counts for two After

(20:23):
this I gotta ask a Corndog related question The fucking golden snitch what a
piece of shit game mechanic,
Was it me who imagined watching a basketball game? And there's just two people
in the fucking parking lot?
Trying to catch a frog and they go, the parking lot frog has been caught. The Celtics win.
That is pretty shit. Fucking stupid.

(20:43):
Is his name in your phone Uncle Pizza? It is Uncle Pizza, yeah. Uncle Pizza.
But do you guys go to a fair? Do you get a corn dog?
No, there's so many better. Dude, I go to a gas station and get a corndog. Thank you.
I literally, if there's a corndog, That's so much different though.
A corndog at a gas station is the best item there.

(21:05):
True. A corndog at a fair is the worst item there. Yeah, what are you going
to get at a gas station? Like a slice of pizza?
My roommate used to, or old roommate used to eat breakfast pizza every morning from a gas station.
The same. Just probably stop putting these dial tones in the mic.
Kaz. What did it do? You're on the plunge. We need you to break a tie.
Let me hear it. Pigs in a blanket or corndog?

(21:28):
Come on, Cass.
That is a good one. You know, since I'm a fat kid at heart, I have to go with
the fried aspect of the corn dog.
Let's go! No!
I will say, if you were to get a pig in a blanket and throw it on a stick and

(21:53):
fry it, that would probably,
entice me more. Dude, picture how flaky and golden that croissant would be.
Oh, man. Yeah, we might have to make pigs in a stick.
We may be on to something. Well, Kaz, thank you.
You're absolutely welcome. Trademark. You got to share that money with me,
baby. Absolutely, brother. Everyone go check out the Hood Diner.

(22:15):
We'll talk to you later, Cass.
All right, buddy. Peace. Peace. You want to know what it's like to chew five
gum, hun? Bro, we should corn dog eyes, pigs in a blanket.
Corn dogs. Have you ever had the mini ones, too? The mini dogs?
I like mini corn. I actually like mini corn dogs more than big corn dogs because
I feel like the ratio of dog to corn.
You can also just have more, and that's always a good thing. Yeah.

(22:38):
Yeah, it's like how I eat pizza rolls. I just don't acknowledge that I just
ate like eight pizzas worth of pizza rolls. One bag of pizza rolls is one serving.
Changed my mind. I could eat- One bag of pizza, one serving of pizza rolls for
me is however many fills up the whole plate with little space in between. What are you going to do?
Rip the bag open and then reclose it? Hold on. So if you order a pizza,

(23:01):
are you eating the whole thing? For the most part. What time frame?
Like that night? All day. That night. If you're Jack Hagler,
you're ordering two, and you're eating both. Oh, that's why.
Jack's a two-pizza kind of guy. He literally, we called him on the podcast, and he told us that.
He's like, yeah, I just got back from Domino's. I got two large steak bomb pizzas.

(23:21):
He gets a large. He doesn't even get a medium. The mediums are a deal,
and he gets the large. Didn't he get them for free, too?
Because he was like, they weren't his order, but he took them.
Yes. I remember this now, yeah. Adam Simmons.
Oh, he might make it a tie again. Hello?
Allow you're on the plunge podcast hey boys pigs in a blanket or corn dog oh my god uh,

(23:44):
how big is the pig in the blanket standard size standard uh party size can i
do the the double glitzy shaboying boing corn dog yes absolutely yeah then i'm going corn dog all right,
no no kaz made a good point though he goes yo if you corn dog eyes the pig in

(24:04):
a blanket do a big deep fry that croissant on a stick,
Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. Yeah, but that's not it. I mean, I'm going standard hair.
Standard serving of each right now. Yeah. Yeah, we got him on the phone.
Does he have a plunge pick for us? Dude with an eye patch.
Hey, while we have you on the phone, do you have a plunge pick for us?
We have Will here. I'm an ape right now and Slurpee B.

(24:25):
Oh, my goodness. All right.
Plunge picks monkeys from movies or TV. Okay.
Honestly, very fitting. That's a good pick. That's great, dude.
All right. right hey well thank you and we'll see you soon thank you i love
you boys i love you baby shout out corn dogs shout out corn dogs in them shout out corn dogs in them.

(24:49):
That's the episode title shout out corn dogs in them that's a good plunge picks
i also have another plunge picks if we want to double dip or run it back after
yeah we haven't done one in like two months we haven't i feel like every time
i'm here we do one or two plunge picks i have all right we bring it back which
do you do you want to hear mine or do you want to wait till after Let's wait till after.
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(25:10):
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That's nice. No! No!

(25:31):
Now, Hunter, did you hear me say 25% off?
No. honestly now hunter did you hear me say 35 off no,
What about 10% off? Nope. Say it right. What is it? No! No!
No, I said 50% off.

(25:54):
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Plunge picks of movies. You have to take a character in an individual movie

(26:14):
because there's not that many monkey movies. So we have to.
Who wants first? No. I'll go first. Okay.
Hold on. So all the eight movies are in play. Every eight movie,
but you have to take a character. Yeah.
Damn. All right. I'm going to go off the cuff here. Curious George.
Curious George is an unbelievable pick. I'm going to go Caesar.

(26:35):
You're not up. It's Will.
Will, you should go Caesar. You should. Damn, you took Curious George.
I thought that was like a third rounder. I'll take, what is it? Caesar. Caesar. No! No!
I know who you're taking. I'll take Koba. Yeah. Koba from Dawn of the Planet

(26:55):
of the Apes. I'm going to take Proximus.
Proximus Caesar of Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Great pick. All right.
And then I'm going to roll that into, I don't want to spoil anything,
but just my boy Ash. You're going to take Ash? You're going to take my son?
You're going to take my literal son? Yeah. That's nice.

(27:16):
I'm going to take... Are we going backwards now? Snake Draft.
Snake Draft. I'm going to take...
I'm going to take the chimp from MVP, Most Valuable Primate.
What the fuck, dude? Did you have it pulled up?
I was like, what is that movie with the monkey on the skateboard?
I won't take Jack because there are multiple MVP movies.

(27:38):
I'm going to take the hockey player
chimpanzee from MVP, but most valuable primate. Okay. Yeah. Man, dude.
Is your Google just monkeys and entertainment? It's movies with monkey actor.
I'm just going to take King Kong, dude. That's a great pick.
Yeah, I was going to take it. I was hoping you would sleep on King Kong. Damn.

(28:01):
Give me that big ape. All right. Cornelius This is my next one. Which one?
The OG. You're taking OG for one? Yeah. I don't know if you know this.
There ends up being like six.
Really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. The Cornelius is a name they continually rehash.
All right. So you're taking OG, Korn, Roddy McDowell. Yeah. Great pick.
And then your second pick. Third pick.

(28:23):
Rafiki? Rafiki's a good fucking pick. That's a deep cut. Wow.
But that is an ape. That's an ape, yeah. Oh, what a pick. No,
it doesn't. Absolutely.
Are we apes or monkeys or all marsupials? Not.
Nope. But yes. Okay.
Actually, define marsupial for me. It's a nocturnal mammal with a pouch.

(28:48):
That was pretty good, right? Nice. That's nice. I don't actually know what it
is. All right, Will, you're up. I have a weird memory of Bunzo.
Bunzo? Fucking who? Bunzo. It's when Ronald Reagan, it's a movie about Ronald
Reagan raising a chimp. Okay.
Bunzo the Ronald Reagan. You know what I'm talking about? I think I do know

(29:09):
what you're talking about. Yeah, Bedtime for Bunzo is the name of it.
The play is. Do you know this personally?
I saw it and I said, holy, I've seen this movie a long time ago. All right.
Can't believe I got him here. I'm going to take Zabuma Fu. I don't know who
that is. You don't know Zabuma Fu? I don't know Zabuma Fu. Zabuma Fu is a good pick.

(29:31):
Is that from an ape movie? From Zabuma Fu.
It's a kid show. Kid trivia show? Oh. PBS maybe? It's PBS, but it's trivia, right?
It's just a boomer-fu. I know who you're talking about.
I'm going to round out my four with Donnie from the Wild Thornberries.
Does that count? Not Darwin? I'll give it to him. Not Darwin.

(29:53):
You're taking Donnie. Yeah, and I will not. I reject all opinions.
Hey, goodbye me. Okay. Yeah. And then I'm just going to take Nim Chimpsky.
Nim Chimpsky is an unbelievable pick, yeah.
Not your turn yet I'm going to take Donkey Kong Fuck.
I was going to ask Are we limited to movies No it's just monkeys If it's a monkey

(30:17):
and you can rationalize it You guys can pick me right now I picked a fucking
human that can't speak English I know.
You can pick fucking Tarzan. Elite pig, Riley. Still can. Yeah, go ahead, Will.
You guys probably all slept on this one. I'm going to take Mr.
Funny Bones from Big Fat Liar.

(30:39):
Will's just taking super hyper,
like, knee-shoot chimps from appearances in, like, movies. Oh, yeah.
You know what's alarming? That we have on just ready 16 monkeys and primates from cinema.
Yeah, it's wild, dude. We all just kind of pulled that out of nowhere.
Yep, we are aware. Lauren just texted me.

(31:01):
She goes, not my whole family calling me about Riley's ape head right now.
No! No! I should have picked fucking... You should have picked me right now, yeah.
We should have picked you. With your last pick, you have... Fifth round.
I should have picked... Abu.
Who's Abu? That's the monkey from Aladdin. Aladdin. That's a good pick.

(31:22):
Yeah. Great pick. That's a good pick. Can we go five rounds so I can pick Riley?
Yeah, you can go five. Go ahead, sir. I don't have a fifth one I got a fifth
one I'll go with Dr. Zero Dr.
Zero Good pick Give me Diddy Kong That's gonna be my pick I'll take Tarzan then
Okay Jim Briley Jim Briley Good pick Jim Hunter is unbelievable too though You

(31:43):
have the chimpanzee walk Down to
a science Where it's You may You should probably get cast In like the next,
Sequels From Kingdom of the Planet Have you seen The Walk?
I need to see it I have not seen it It's unbelievable I got it I laugh every
time I certainly Can I just say we were We were fully acting a fool At the movie theater.

(32:08):
Fully out of pocket Even before the movie I was eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's gotten better since then It's so good, Hunter's Ape Walk.
It's unbelievable Dude, that's impressive We're just walking throughout the
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(33:42):
love it Who wants to go first?
I haven't put zero thought into my picks So, well I would hope not You did just
learn You want to start it off? Chicken dumplings.
Pan fried or steamed? Dealer's choice I think both would go crazy on a stick

(34:04):
Maybe on That might have to be like a skewer Like two Two on a stick Yeah Yeah,
That's fucking nice. Who's that guy from iCarly that always...
T-Bone. T-Bone. T-Bone. What did he sell?
Everything on a stick. He sold everything. He sold his sold.
He put stick for Dan Harmon.
Dan Schneider. Dan Schneider, yeah. Dan Schneider had the idea,

(34:26):
dude. Shout out Dan Schneider. No.
Nope. Sorry, never mind. No. No. No.
Cut that, too. Nope. You said it.
No, but seriously. It's not your turn. It's not my turn. Go ahead,
Brian. Give me steak tips. Ooh.
Okay. Yeah. All right. Will? What are those?

(34:52):
Oh, man. You know what? Nope. Nope. You haven't said a single descriptor yet.
Those pizza roll things. Pizza rolls.
But like. Totino's? They're the ones that. Bagel bites? Stromboli.
Stromboli. Thank you. Stromboli on a steak? Stromboli on a steak.
That's crazy. That would go absolutely insane. That's my first pick. In psycho mode.
Stromboli. I don't know the first thing I thought of. I think I've cracked Will's code.

(35:14):
Will just says stuff, and then he gets one word out, and I go,
got it. Thank you. You're in my brain.
I gave you the keys. You're going to have to hear me out. This is going to have
to be cooked right. It would have to be cooked by the master himself.
It has to be a nice, crisp piece of pizza. Stick in the fat side.

(35:34):
Like through the crust, or is it going to stick through the crust?
Stick through the crust to keep its shape.
I had a very similar. Motherfuckers making square pizzas. No.
Through the crust, up through the, like not through the triangle,
about halfway through the pizza, but tip up. Like where you'd stuff the crust with cheese?
It's not a full pie. It's sliced. It's sliced base.

(35:56):
It goes through mid-crust, up the whole thing.
So then the top, you bite down into the first bite you'd normally do.
That's nice. You'd do double-sided za. Yo, I just had a really good idea.
Oh, for that? Let's see. Just for my next one. For your next one.
Hey, maybe we're going to go and experiment with the pizza on a stick.

(36:17):
Do we need time to think about this and we go regular order?
I'll go regular order. I need some time.
Does that look painful? No! No!
So you're going to have to the same way? Stick with me on this one?
Yeah, listen, I'm all in for hearing you guys out.
We need to find a way to seal a burrito perfectly.
Yeah. You think the stick could be it?

(36:40):
But wouldn't it bleed out? It would bleed out. Not if you eat it correctly.
Also, haven't you ever done the science experiment where you fill a bag with
water and then you put pencils through it? Be the same concept.
Yeah, it would. Okay, it would.
My fucking food. Yeah, listen. Why are we usually beefing? We're not beefing.
It's nice that you are standing up for what I believe. Dude,
when we're trying to find out what foods would go best on a stick,

(37:01):
there's no room for beef. That's true love right there.
That's nice. Yeah. That's nice.
I'm fully with you. I mean, I thought, like, I crossed my mind,
but I was like, there's no way you could do it. But I guess I'm not good. No, you could. Not yet.
A burrito ball? Oh, that's what it would be. A burrito ball.
A ball of burrito. A ball of burrito. It wouldn't be your traditional tube burrito.

(37:23):
It'd have to be a spherical burrito.
Or we'll do a ball, like smash it into a ball and then fry it.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hear me out. It's two tortillas. Yeah.
Homogenized by cooked cheese between them so it creates a seal.
Yeah, a nice seal. And then the stick.
That's the fucking move. That's fire. Now we're talking here. That's fire.

(37:46):
That's fire. It's like a candied apple but burrito.
Mexican cheeses and rice. Don't forget the quack. That's a good one.
Brian? I'm gonna stay traditional here.
I just want a Reuben on a stick.
Reuben? Yeah. I was thinking just General Panini, but I think that the sandwich
game is... General Panini.

(38:07):
I just want a nice full-size Reuben on a stick. Are you also making the spherical?
Oh, good point. No, I don't want a spherical. You might have to do two sticks.
I'm going to give a quick plug right now to the Common Man restaurant.
They sell an item called the Reuben Fritter, and it's just a ball of Reuben.

(38:28):
Is it just sauerkraut? It's a deep-fried breaded ball of corned beef sauerkraut,
and then it comes with a Thousand Island dipping sauce,
and it's the most delicious appetizer on the planet.
If you put four of those on a stick, you're spitting.

(38:51):
Dude, a Reuben Ball kebab. Reuben Ball kebabs goes nuts.
Well, you're up. Jerome Steli over around the corner does the The Ruben The Ruben Fritter Egg rolls,
I fuck with the Ruben Egg roll too The Ruben Fritter I'm gonna stop you right
there That's your pick Egg roll Egg roll on a stick It does go crazy Do you

(39:11):
guys like egg rolls more in your older age?
Yes I used to hate egg rolls I would die
for an egg roll now I gotta be honest It's what I look forward to the most I
prefer an egg roll to a spring roll though I like spring rolls because I like
the red cabbage I hate red cabbage I don't know what it is I don't like their
egg roll but I like their spring rolls better I'm just not a big egg roll guy

(39:34):
Do you just like red cabbage?
You'll get there I like cabbage That's what a spring roll is I do like cabbage
There's a certain point in your life It's like when you're a teenager you start
transitioning to vegetables In your mid-twenties you start getting really into egg roll,
I think you're right though We're having an egg roll renaissance So egg roll's

(39:56):
not my pick Because I'm not a big egg roll guy So I gotta say Real quick.
I've had Reuben egg rolls before. Divine, one step below the Reuben fritter.
The Reuben fritter is the most delectable item.
Well, because it's fried. It's what I think about often. Now I got to try it.
You know, like the meme where people are like, I wonder if he's thinking about other girls.

(40:17):
For me, that's just Reuben fritter.
Dude, I'm thinking about food. Which also would be a sick name for like an R&B
artist. Reuben fritter. Reuben fritter. I'll tell you.
What about Apple Crisp? Apple Crisp would be a good name too.
I want to go ahead and take Uncrustables. That's frozen.

(40:38):
This is an important distinction. Let me ask the inevitable question, deep fried.
I want them refriged. Just refriged? Yeah, refrigerated. I don't know if you
guys have ever had a refrigerated PB&J, but it's so good.
Have you had a frozen Uncrustable?
No, I haven't. Do you have some at home? I don't.
Get a box, throw the bitches in the freezer. Bananas. Yeah, do they?

(41:00):
Dude, it goes. It's all marshmallow, right? No!
Crazy. Where do we get these sticks? We should try this. And literally any grocery store.
Oh, like we're talking like a marshmallow stick? You want me to make you some
skewers for Memorial Day?
We're going to have a skewers. I'm going to hold you to make them. Let's get creative.
I'll make skewers, dude. You have to whittle them. I'll make some skewers.
Come down. Skewers. Make some skewers. Some Reuben fritters?

(41:22):
You're going to have to hear me out on this one. It's not even a food I like often.
But like Bi-annually Meaning every two years Not every six months That's the
second consecutive podcast that we've used that Yes Bi-annually,
Deep fried ice cream Needs to be consumed on a stick Is it already?

(41:43):
It's not Why is it not? I haven't had it either That's the question we should
all be asking And I'm here to resolve that Is it hard?
Like does it It just consolidates They like mega freeze the ice cream And then
yeah And deep fried ice cream is divine Never had it But it needs to be on a
stick You gotta eat it pretty quick What about a cone,

(42:06):
No cone on a stick.
Ice cream on the cone on this thing. Do you go through? So, okay,
so it's a little less messy. Yeah. Still in the cone. I think you're stressing Will out with this one.
I already worry about eating my ice cream too fast on a hot day,
dude, because it's just, one, you get the brain freeze, and then,
two, you get- No, but it's deep fried. It's so hot, dude.
Speaking of ice cream, I was this close to stopping at Golden Road on my way here.

(42:31):
You guys get fraps ever? Love a good frap. I get a good frap. I don't buy them.
Not a milkshake, by the way. I did frap myself.
I had a frap every night, every shift when I worked at Blake's for four years.
I miss Blake's, man. I do, too. It's sad, dude. I kind of had free- You worked there, too?
Me? No. Skylar did. As a fat guy, they were like, I know you can make delicious shit.

(42:54):
So they gave me free reign to experiment with the fraps to make mystery flavor shit I've ever heard.
Seeing a fat dude and be like, you know it tastes good? Make it.
Yeah, you got this. I'm gonna be honest I did
I just started making the most divine fraps of
all time off menu and they're like hey I know because I
would go to your work with you when I'd be like yo try this shit out

(43:17):
I'll give you a little cup you the shit yeah I'll give you
a little cup be like yo check this shit out girl scout cookie campfire smoke
you'd be like what and I'd be like drink I just made the most divine fraps of
all time you guys you did like the big scoop too like where you You could do
like the 15 different ice creams you could do, right?

(43:38):
The Blake's Big Bucket Challenge. The Big Bucket Challenge. We all did it that one time, remember?
No. I think you were there for that. I worked there. I don't know.
I don't know. I just remember it getting ruined. I don't think I did that because
I would have gotten a significant tip. Those were very expensive.
Yeah, they were pretty. I think we all had like no money back then. Yeah.
Scrounging. But yeah, fried ice cream. Hunt, you're up. Egg roll.

(44:01):
Yeah, good pick. Egg roll on the stick. Nice. Can't believe that made it two full spots. Yeah.
Not an egg roll card. You should have taken egg roll and then no one was going
to take Uncrustable from you.
You don't know that. I was going to say, you never know. Were you picking Uncrustable this pick?
No, I was not. But I am in the same vein of balling something up.
Oh, I thought you were going to.

(44:22):
Mac and cheese. Nothing. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Like refrigerated kind of. Suit it. Mac and cheese. Deep fried,
obviously. Yeah. Crumpled into a bowl. Fried.
Shoved on a stick. Yeah. I have gas. Yeah, listen, I saw the vision.
I could see the vision in his eyes. I didn't even need to hear it.
He wrote the lyrics that you were thinking. He sure did. Update. Update.

(44:45):
Sent that photo i took lauren said my brother is flabbergasted she then showed
on facetime her brother just looking disgusted and then her dad has changed
his contact photo to me to that and changed the contact name to riley of the apes,
shout out yeah that's amazing,

(45:08):
shout out john congrats on your retirement oh man riley the apes that was crazy
i'm gonna start They're calling you Riley P for now. No!
Riley Primate. Oh, P. All right, William. Is this the final?
I think this is the third round, right? Why don't you stick to three?
This is a difficult pick. Yeah, this is hard.

(45:30):
I don't know. Brian said something that made me think, I want to go in this
direction, but I feel like it's probably done on a stick before.
Meatballs? Meatballs on a stick would be nice. Just casual meatballs?
Have you ever eaten meatballs?
Yeah. Maybe somebody's done it though Maybe they do like meatball skewers or
something I have a hot take Unsauced meatballs just fresh out the oven or gas

(45:52):
Oh my god they're unreal Is that a hot take?
I feel like everybody sauces them
I love a good Unsauced meatball I get an unsalted pretzel when I go around,
No that's I just did it at my cousin's grad Everybody was looking at me like
what is wrong with you You shouldn't ever admit that to anybody ever Were we

(46:12):
at Fenway the last you did that?
Yeah oh yeah i think i was no we were at where were
we we were at a sporting event and it was
somewhere where i was no it was somewhere
else i was like hey it was like hey i've gotten pretzels
here before they're not good and you went no i got this
and then you took one bite you're like this is not good oh yeah
where the hell were we i think i thought we're i

(46:34):
don't know we were somewhere but yeah no i remember doing that because i got
it unsalted sometimes it doesn't It doesn't hit though Like the one I got Yeah
no shit You know what always hits A salt Salt No dude It's too much salt man
Light salt It infuriates me How much salt there is The salt The big fat salt
Is the best part of a pretzel Also you're definitely Not a salt on margarita guy,
No No no I'm a no rim guy Yeah,

(46:58):
Well No rim What Well Well let me wrap this up.
Big pig in a blanket Big pig in a blanket The big pig Oh Go back That's nice The big pig.
Honorable mentions. I think you could put most long meats.
Crab Rangoon's was going to be my next one. It's a bad pick.
No, it's not. Yeah, it is. You think it's bad? I think it's a bad pick.

(47:19):
I think that's better served off of a stick.
Because you can drizzle all that fucking duck sauce on top.
Or you can just dip it in the duck sauce. You could argue that for everything
on this list. You can rip it apart.
How's that any different from an egg roll? I didn't pick egg roll.
You said it was a good pick. I don't dip my egg roll. I just like egg rolls.
We're beefing again. Everything's right. You want an ice cold take?

(47:42):
No! Damn. What about onion rings?
What's the ice cold? Maybe the worst pick you could possibly get.
I could go in through the egg. So what about onion rings?
Quite possibly the worst pick. It doesn't have to be a vertical stick.
What if he's eating an awful horizontal? He's doing Tebow style.
Yeah, you go in through the end and come out. Ice cold take.

(48:03):
Second day out of the fridge, cold Rangoon's. Best way to eat a Rangoon. I agree.
That's wrong. Coochie shouldn't be warm. Yeah, when it's cold.
Oh, dude, it's so good. It's crispy still. All of you are on that wavelength. On Team Cold Rangoon.
They're good, but that's not... It's the best.
I think the Rangoon is intended to have buffalo chicken inside because they
have those at Rye's. That's a different item. I'm not asking. Okay.

(48:27):
I'll be honest. I like a Gagoon. I just... Sometimes they don't hit.
I like gooning, too. Sometimes they don't hit.
Guys, we got to talk about how we're sexy pool boys for the summer.
Sexy pool boys. Before we move on from food and movies, this is,
and I'm talking to you, Mikey, I want to talk about a little ditty in cult classic
known as Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

(48:48):
That is the most incoherent, incoherent, incomprehensibly stupid movie I've
ever seen in my entire life.
If I could rate it zero stars, I would, other than them having a monkey and
the funny line that you said, let's get down to brass tacks,
how much is the monkey? And then also Gary Busey is a California cop enforcing

(49:08):
law in Las Vegas, Nevada.
That's it. I just want that on the airwaves. Mikey, you're wrong.
Don't care if everybody agrees with you. That movie stinks.
I got it with you, Hunt. Not a big fan of that movie. Have you seen it?
Long time ago. That movie seems up your alley, Will.
I just remember it being very all over the place.
There was an hour in. I didn't know a single character's name.

(49:32):
I didn't know where they were because I thought they were in Las Vegas.
They weren't. They don't get there until halfway through the movie.
I don't know why they're going to Las Vegas. All I know is that they're doing
copious amounts of mescaline LSD.
See, and that's what's confusing about it. Yeah. I feel like you have to do
drugs to watch that movie.
Someone did tell me that. Yeah, my time felt about beneath the planet.

(49:53):
You have to walk where the buffalo walk or whatever the name of that movie is. I don't know.
But I was like, yeah, that was the biggest steaming pile of dog shit I've ever
watched in my entire life. It's like Labyrinth.
It's coming off. I'll put this on, Will. I'm not. I will.
I don't know if you see my feet. I'm already red and warm right now.

(50:13):
That was probably a warm thing to wear. Yeah, it was pretty hot.
Monkeys must be pretty warm.
So pool boys. We're fucking sexy pool boys. It's nice, dude. Sexy pool boys, man.
Pool is almost ready. Brian, I'd like to thank you for just doing my job for
me. No, you're welcome. That was nice. I got a lot of satisfaction out of that.
The first vacuum of the year is a very satisfying vacuum.

(50:35):
Oh, you had to vacuum it? Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't have to. I volunteered. Volunteered.
Volunteered. Yeah. But that was really satisfying. Yeah.
Now you look like you just played some- No! No!
Caesar is home. Oh my, look at you. Dude, you just look like me now.

(50:57):
No! Look at him on the camera. Look, Steve. I don't know what I look like,
and I can barely hear it. You kind of look like a creepy Mickey Mouse.
I am a creepy Mickey Mouse. You better lock your doors at night,
or I'm going to come in there and get you. Ha ha!
Ha ha! Ha boy! Ha boy! Ha boy! Ha boy! Pluto! Pluto! Ha ha!
The pool looks good, though, dude. I saw it on your little picture.

(51:19):
Thank you. I'm going to push you guys in. I'm so excited to...
I'm so excited. I got a monkey hair. Yeah, I'm so excited to be a sweaty mess
this week. It's going to be like 85, 90 all week, and I'm going to go jump in my ice-cold pool.
That's hot. Why get an ice bath when I can have my own pool?
It's not just your pool anymore. It's our pool. We're sexy pool boys I'm gonna

(51:40):
come crash I almost died Trying to clean it tonight You did Yeah There was the
most Did you hear that Mega loud I don't know if you were Close enough There was,
Maybe the loudest Thunder lightning I've ever seen Oh yeah dude On my way here
I heard it It was like next to my house Yeah,
I almost got struck By lightning Walking in here dude Like right as I started
Walking in The lightning struck And it freaked me out When I was walking Before

(52:02):
I had my license I had to walk home For a memorial,
Where I lived Near the Elliot And Mason And forgot to pick me up so I had to
walk in the rain Have you ever been near Where lightning strikes Oh it's not
The burning ozone So ozone,
Brian almost got struck that one time It was scary Oh you're right So you know

(52:24):
Yes fuck you Fuck you Fuck you.
You've always said it never happened What And I said Brian was with me and you
said you're full of shit yeah,
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Wait, Brian was with you for that?
Yes. I had nobody with me. We were in Bryce Canyon.

(52:44):
Yes. And we were following a trail, and we went up to an edge.
We were kind of just exploring off the beaten path.
And off the edge, it was guardrails around it. We were right up against the
edge, and it was towards the top. And then, phoosh!
Like you smelled the- Well, I could hear it in my hat. It hit and then conducted
through my- I had a flat broom hat, so it had that metal bulb on the top.

(53:07):
And I could hear it and feel it, the energy connect through my head.
So we were at the edge and it was surrounded by guardrail, right?
So I think what happened is it deflected off the metal and then went and then
directed right towards.
No way, dude. Yeah. And then we ran out of Rice Canyon.
It's been how many years? Like eight years since that happened at this point? 2018?

(53:31):
I don't even remember. Six years? It was when I was really skinny, 2018.
So I never believed you That's wild But you know what I'm talking about The
smell before lightning strikes I don't know how to describe it So if you smell
something weird And there's a lightning storm out,
run Get the fuck out of there That's good to know.

(53:53):
Remember that time me and you walked home From Memorial The first time I ever
went to your house Freshman year It was downpouring raining Because we decided
to walk home You remember that?
I did do that a few times. I don't know why I ever did that.
I did not live close. Horrible idea. Like three miles from the school.
I remember you saying you were close. Do you remember where I lived?
Did I ever tell you that story when I walked home? No. This was before Brian

(54:17):
had a cell phone in high school.
Oh, wow, dude. And I was depending on my father to come pick me up after lacrosse practice.
And he just didn't? He just did not. He did not show up. Everyone had left.
I had no way to contact him.
It was like 7.30 at night. I was like, I'm walking home with my backpack,
full bag of gear, and my six-foot-long,
defenseman long pole treading down hughes road down perimeter road all the way

(54:40):
down to south of the airport that's tough holy shit all the way down there all
the way down there i don't even know how long it is i could probably pull up
maps it's like but it's six miles yeah was he home,
Is your dad like home? Oh, no. They were looking for me after they realized that I forgot. Yeah.
Oh, that's wild. Yeah. Did they get you at any point on your way home? Yes. Okay. And how far?

(55:03):
Like 40 feet. From your house? Yeah. No.
Did you say, fuck you, I'm finishing the walk? That's exactly what I did.
It was like 40 feet. My mom pulls up beside me. She's like, oh my God,
where were you? I was like, go home.
I was like, let me throw my shit in your car and you go home.
I need a cell phone, guys.
Yeah, that was an experience. Oh, man, yeah. I rode my bike there a few times

(55:26):
to go hang out with people that I knew on the street, but it's fucking far. It's very far, yeah.
Yeah, that's far. Yeah, Riley, you weren't close either. I wasn't that far,
but I'm definitely not close.
I was probably the closest one. Yeah, no shit. You lived on the road.
Yeah, it was like a mile away. Oh, yeah, that's right. I used to bitch about

(55:46):
having a locker room. Yeah, Davis was closer than you.
True, by the way. Tim was way closer than you. Did I ever tell you I used to
pick him up? for school. Ephebios? Yeah.
Ephebios lived a stone's throw from our high school. You could see the high
school from his house. You know that neighborhood across the street from Memorial?
That's where Tim lives. Down by the baseball field, right? No.

(56:06):
Across from the tennis courts.
Go up towards Hughes Road. Across from the parking lot.
Yeah, I know where you're talking about. Yeah, there. That's where Tim lives.
That's like Griffin, dude. He could just walk. He asked me to pick him up.
Tim is half as close as close to the school as Griffin is. Dude. For reference.
Tim used to, if I didn't pick him up, he would be late.

(56:28):
Wait, like- So I would just pick him up for school. I would take Hughes Road,
I would swing by, grab him, and then we would park in the top lot and walk in together.
I used to pick up Jordan Fisher, and he lived right there.
And I used to be late picking him up sometimes. I used to pick up The Hunt.
This is true for like six months? Too long, yeah.
I would show up in my 03 Sonata, say, get in, loser.

(56:52):
Good times thanks for doing that yep i hated driving with mason.
What did you drive? Oh, you had that blue. Dude, I had the Camry, man.
Is that the blue one or the red one? Oh, no, the Impala. I had the Impala for
a while. Which one was your first car?
That was the blue Impala. The blue Impala was your first car,
right? Yeah, and then the light blue. You had that boy for not very long.

(57:14):
Yeah, not very long. And then I got the light blue Toyota Camry.
And, dude, that thing was the freaking balls for like eight years.
You did have that Camry for so long.
Chevy Venture? Yeah, was that your brown minivan? Yeah, the Chevy Venture, baby. Senior year.
Hell yeah. You had the Chrysler Sebring for so much longer than you should have.
I had it for like six years. I remember that, dude. After graduating?

(57:37):
In total. So it was a two year, like maybe five and a half. You had it like
through college almost.
Yeah, the day that I went to move to Maine to Portland for pharmacy school,
it died. I could see the Piscataqua Bridge.
I was in Portsmouth and the timing belt snapped.
Damn. I fucking loved that car I had the 03 Sonata and then the 07 Hyundai,

(58:01):
No Honda Odyssey That boy was nice That was your minivan right That was my minivan
I love me a Honda Odyssey One of my favorite memories was me and Brian eating
a calzone You had no seats in the back I take them out for fun sometimes A calzone from Grand Slam.
I love a good calzone I would have been good on a stick Well,

(58:25):
you took Stromboli, so. Yeah, I did.
I figured Calzone was off the table when Stromboli got taken.
Stromboli, man. Underrated.
I think it's rated where it is I think I'm with Will I don't respect Stromboli
Rolled up pizza go crazy I should but off the top of my head I don't.

(58:48):
I think it probably deserves a bit more respect For the live stream this year
We should see how many pizza rolls we can eat I could dominate We could do a bet thing.
You're going to donate $100 For every pizza roll
I can eat yeah we should set like a 200 200
limit if we could eat 200 pizza rolls donation and

(59:10):
if we can't do it we all have to donate it instead or something
i think if someone funds it i will do
a 24 hours dollar for roll see
if i get my boss crazy you'd be so ill
by the end i already eat like garbage during that
so like i don't think it matters are we retiring the
milk hour yeah yeah also the hot items right

(59:32):
the hot food we'll probably do one hot food we're hot dude
that fucked me up i want to do that again though that was listen you
were we were gonna tell you we did try to tell you and
i just had you had the utmost confidence we kind
of we had to let you we had to
let you have your rookie moment brother the first year
i did it and i was at a commission for what like two

(59:53):
hours it was 20 you had for me you
had hubris we had to to let you go through it well i was
only people for two hours because it was like the last two hours i
hung out with people come through year one with hubris
you just gotta let them burn out fat bright and make for the most electric moments
oh geez shout out your work fam they did they did donate a lot yeah they did

(01:00:14):
showed up yeah no that i was i was fine i could have recovered from the mouth
portion of it it's your stomach it was the fucking stomach yeah i do that you
were shitting knot for like four days after I bet.
My gut was in a knot for the entire next day. I think life has not been the
same since doing the one chip challenge for me.
If I limit mine to the wings, I'm usually good because you don't like those last wings suck.

(01:00:38):
They're not like the bear sitting in your stomach bad yeah
it's like a quick pass colford did that did he
ever was he okay no he died too he died too he died
yeah i i remember having the worst acid reflux
just sitting on the the wing the wings hurt but they're more of a quick burn
than a than like a ruin you for yeah the considerable future again man that

(01:01:00):
was fun but like it was i would do really good like i love those i was supposed
to do those you were supposed to do the wings were fun, man.
You probably would have liked that. The wings was really fun. I was downing wings.
I was dominating those. I thought I broke a tooth.
I was dominating those wings. You guys couldn't get a question in,
dude. No, because we kept getting the, you guys got to choose first.

(01:01:22):
Yeah, because I was the smallest wings there, and I got left with the pterodactyl
wings, dude. It was nuts.
I was dominating those wings. You had nothing for me.
No, they were so good, though. I was so hungry, too. I was like, these are so good.
And especially next year when Joby's He's going to do no breading,
and we're going to allocate him the correct amount of time to prep.
Nice. So they're going to be unreal next year. Oh, my God. I'm so good.

(01:01:46):
The flavor on it was banging this year.
The first two that I bit into one, and one of my teeth moved.
So I thought I cracked a tooth, like chipped a tooth. No, it was,
I don't know if you can see.
Oh. That tooth moved. So it was in line with my canine, biting into it,
twisted it, and it moved past my canine. Have you ever looked at that? No.

(01:02:11):
He's a pharmacist, not a dentist. That did not go well at all.
I'm covered. I'm also covered.
With that, we're going to go watch the Celtics game. Thank you,
everybody, for tuning in.
Go check out the 5th of November by Davis Lennon Clark on all platforms this Friday.
Check it out. Give it a review. Share it. Tell your friends. Tell everybody.
The 5th of November, Davis Lennon Clark directorial debut.

(01:02:34):
And come check out my sexy pool. Cool, come check us out in a nice sexy little
short shorts. I'm just going to show up. Let's do some apes and some short shorts. No!
Show up looking like Tarzan.
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