June 16, 2024 • 65 mins
Welcome to another exciting episode of The Plunge! Today, Riley and Hunter dive into culinary delights and unexpected surprises.
Riley showcases his cooking prowess with a mouthwatering chicken cordon bleu that leaves Hunter craving for more. Meanwhile, Jack joins the fun, bringing his wit and charm to the table.
In this episode, we also witness a hilarious game of guessing whether names belong to Bond girls or 70s porn stars. The competition is fierce and the laughter is non-stop!
Tune in for a blend of delicious food talk, entertaining games, and the usual banter you love from The Plunge crew.
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I took the plunge and I had the time of my life. I finally took the plunge.
You know what? Just break.
Music.
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Take it up, up, up What's up, guys?
Welcome to The Plunge. Today's the day. Joining me, as always,
my lovely husband, Riley T. Say what's up, dude. Microphone.
And joining us, I guess, loosely as always, just joining us today.
We got Jack the Bag Haggler. Yes, sir, Riley.
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That mullet, you honestly, you rocked the shit out of the mullet.
I gotta say. Hey, bro, thank you so much. You fixed it somehow. What?
Camera. Look at us. I'm great like that. I am the super producer.
You didn't even touch the mic. That's right.
You know what we are, though? No. Your fourth favorite host on the East Coast,
the number one hockey podcast south of the border, the number one religious
equestrian podcast north of the Mason-Dixon line, the number one cumulative
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podcast out of the stratosphere, the number one skyscraper podcast that's what, Jack?
In the trees. The number one Just Shimp podcast, the number one anti-Aquafina podcast,
the number one improv comedy podcast somewhere in the world the number one wizard
podcast with tungsten balls being cast the number one wheel podcast in the spin
zone and the number one food review podcast i think you took a bit too many liberties this week.
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Hey i cast tungsten balls as your direct manager i'm gonna need to put you on a pip i'm gonna need
you to dial it back that's not you're not my manager you're
direct line i cannot i'm your dotted line manager
and i'm gonna need you to calm it down on the intros the
only you're going on the only brother
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you're going on a pip what is it planned improvement performance improvement
plan it means you're getting fired we just need a legal trail we got the fucking
cheez-its boys i just want you to know that you laughed at the anti-aquafina
and also tungsten balls i tell you i I almost watched an Awkwafina movie willingly today.
What's an Awkwafina movie? Crazy Rich Asians got put on fucking Netflix.
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She's like the star of it. She's
not the star. Oh, I thought you meant the like. No, AWK, not with the Q.
We went to our local Bell's. I went to our local Bell. Jack went to his local Bell.
Jack was fortunate enough to get the Crunchwrap Supreme, the Cheez-It Crunchwrap.
Me and Hunter were unfortunate enough to get the wildly messy Cheez-It Tostada.
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I mean, that does look pretty good to me. It looks pretty appetizing.
However, it looks like a mess. It looks like dog food.
Should I open mine? Yeah, let's see the Crunchwrap. Do you have a knife for
a nice cross section? That looks good. We need a nice cross section.
I don't think we do. Just hold yours up and then imagine a tortilla around it.
Or hold on. Yeah, you're not wrong. All right, so first impression of Big Cheez-It. Seems firm.
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Seems like it's got some good hold to it Which it is a Cheez-It.
The tostada really makes the meat look like dog food More than any other menu
item And as a Taco Bell lover This is really rubbing me You even see the Cheez-It?
It's kind of gotten a little soggy now It's kind of there in the middle Boys,
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cheers to the Cheez-It The big Cheez-It Shout out the big Cheez-It I'm going
to give you a bite in the mic Oh.
Yeah, that's button.
It's a lot crispier than I was expecting. Mine immediately snapped in half.
Like down the middle? Like collapsed within itself?
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I had to put my mic down so that it wouldn't just crack in half all over the
floor. Mine has really...
You can kind of see the cheese in now. It's there on top of the beef. How is it?
Mine's been sitting for about 20 minutes and i think the half-life on
the crunch wrap is probably like 10 seconds of firmness
so it's kind of it's kind of uh has a flavor chewy and soggy but i mean it's
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good like it's the texture i think would be much better if it was the structural
integrity on mine is something i've never seen it's still going strong without
even a glimpse of a bend it is.
Like, I would eat this again, though. You are turning into a accuracy.
You're about to fly too high to the sun.
I haven't made a mess yet. It's unbelievable. Don't look at the one small cheese in my crotch.
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Kind of goes against my stance on how I approach the drive-thru,
which is like I rip the bag open, trying to shove it in my mouth as fast as
I can immediately upon the manager to me.
That's the correct way to do it, though. So.
Kind of busting. It's pretty busting. Yeah.
I'm kind of upset. Out of Crunchwraps? What's the deal? They're out of tortillas.
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So that's why we couldn't get the Crunchwrap? They're out of tortillas? They're Taco Bell.
Their flagship item is the Crunchwrap. All their items, tacos, burritos.
Are they just selling gorditas and tostadas? That's all they're selling right now?
There's some girl in a car in front of me who tried to order a bean burrito,
and they had to tell her no.
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Is that Taco Bell you went to, the one that I first went to when I was first there years ago? Yes.
That place sucks. It does kind of suck. They packed one of my tacos upside down
once. They make good tacos, though.
Southwell has a special place in my heart. Southwell is not a good Taco Bell.
Yeah, but it's sleazy. It is sleazy.
Do you remember when the guy was like, hey, you're the last customers we're
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going to take. That was sick. He put the sign behind you.
No, no, no. He asked us or asked me. No, he asked you, but you told me to do it.
That if anybody else pulled up, we had to tell them. and then people just stopped
listening or just didn't listen in general.
We're all kind of matching facial hair-wise. It's kind of cool.
Hunter always has more and better facial hair than me.
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Oh, I mean, look at my mustache. It's pretty weak compared to you guys'.
I actually just trimmed down my mustache this morning.
It's one thing I can grow. I can grow a mean stache. That's about it.
My beard's not even that good compared to the rest of my family.
I mean, your beard is the best of all of us. Just the entire group in general.
Is there anyone else who can grow? Dave can. No, he can't. He can't?
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Is it just stubble? Dave can't grow a beard like you, man.
I'm getting gassed up by the boys right now. I did.
Dave's too good. I got some unsoggy cheese at there, and that was pretty good. That was pretty good.
I would have another one. I have a bite right here that's just... That looks gas.
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It's crisp. It's like burnt cheese.
Just meat, just sour cream, and just cheese, and it's going to go so crazy.
You could flip that over and nothing would fall off.
Yeah. That's what usually happens when I flip it over. Nothing comes off.
I feel... You're not a fat guy. You would not get it. I don't. I feel different now.
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This guy has sex with his shirt off. He's trying to talk to us.
Dude, I get naked immediately.
Can you imagine? This guy keeps his socks on. I'm a virgin, actually.
Yeah. Gross. Pretty much at this point. You're born again. I am. Actually, I forgot.
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So part of my review, it was so good. Like, it's good. It's not great. It was so good, though.
I forgot to use the sauce. That's pretty good.
You know what's alarming to me? Can I give a bold take?
Yeah. I know what you're about to say. I don't use sauce, Taco Bell. I don't either.
I really like their mild sauce. Jack, are you slamming the new Double B burritos
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like I am off the Cravings menu?
I haven't been to Taco Bell here recently. I've been out of town a lot in the last month.
But I've really liked the hidden item, or not hidden item, but the hidden treasure
is the $2 chicken chipotle ranch.
Replace the griller? They got rid of that here. But what we do have...
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We still have it, I think. we do have the flatbread that's the same thing but
on a flatbread does go crazy that that it's just i mean it's decently filling
for two bucks it is so yeah what's our name that right there on my xbox we're
octobussy that's nice jack i've came with a game for you guys to play tonight,
I don't know the answer to these as to much of maybe your chagrin. I don't know.
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Do you want to play this game now or to end? I would like to play it now.
Can we do punch picks after? Yeah. We'll do our games up front this week.
Jack, can you keep score?
Yeah. All right. It's going to be Hunter versus Jack.
That was good. That was good.
I'll do this. Yeah. Okay. I have a list.
Jack, you're going to keep score. We'll check in with you. Should we do one
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free? So, I have a list of 70s porn stars and Bond girls.
As many of you know, I've been watching the Sean Connery Bond films.
I also, I'm still here every night. You are still, you just live in my house.
No, I don't sleep here. True. You just kind of are at my house.
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You're an omnipotent presence. Omniscient. Yeah.
No, ubiquitous. Yes. Hunters watch two and a half of the Bond movies.
There will be two that we're not going to credit him points for.
Those will have to go to Jack.
How many Sean Connerys are there? There's like seven.
We're halfway through Goldfinger right now. That's a lot. Yeah.
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But I've assembled, I think, 17 Bond girls throughout the whole...
This isn't just Connery. It's throughout all Bonds.
And then 70s and 80s porn stars.
I'm going to give you a name and you have to tell me if it's a Bond girl or a 70s porn star.
Is it like whoever buzzes in first or no?
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We can do that. I don't think it's fair because Jack has latency. I'm going to keep...
I think we just go back and forth.
And, like, there's no rebuttal. Like, I don't get the point if Jack doesn't
get it, because obviously it's either or.
I'm going to give you... That's a hundred slow, so... I'm going to give you
each an opportunity to score on each question.
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Okay. You can each guess the same thing. You can guess different things.
Gotcha. There will be a point opportunity for both of you every question.
Are you ready to start? I am ready. All right. Holly Goodhead.
That's a porn star. That is a Bond name. That's certainly a porn star.
That is a name for Jack That is a Bond girl Let's go.
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That's crazy Holly Goodhead,
Alright are we ready Yes May Day That's a porn name Are you saying May Day,
I'm not going to get drawn in by May Day Because he's on boats a lot I'm going with porn,
I'm going to go with Bond on another point for
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jack let's go all right i
have it two nothing right now i'm letting jack go first all right all right
let me go first all right here we go kitten navidad i'm gonna go with porn star
name i'm gonna go with bond another point for jack he's running let's go,
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all right all right ready yeah one word viper you're up jack.
I picked Bond-sounding porn stars, too. Yeah, no, that's a good one. That's a good one.
Give me Bond, girl. Give me porn. Porn it is. Hunter's on the board. Yes!
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All right. All right, will you switch back? That one felt tricky.
All right, Cinnamon Love with an S. That's porn.
Porn star, Dave. That's porn. Two to four.
Lolo Ferrari. That's a Bond girl. That's tough. Bond girl. That is porn. No points.
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Oh, well. This is hard as hell. What was her name? Lolo Ferrari? Lolo Ferrari, yeah.
Wow, that's a porn name. That's porn, yes. That's like textbook James Bond. Yep. Feels like it.
Solitaire. Jack? I mean, it's gotta be Bond girl, right? It's porn.
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Because he's in a casino. That is Bond.
Let's go. Five, two. All right. I'm going to give you guys a trick question.
All right. Countess Lysel Von Schlaf.
Countess Lysel. Surely, surely that's a Bond girl. I'm going to oppose it and go porn.
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You got to trust your gut. Sometimes it's for sure a Bond girl.
Yeah. All right. Countess von Countess Liesel von Schlaf,
Yeah that's got it You overthought that one No I was just opposing Jack I need
to gain a lead Alright yeah but you just Shut up Dr.
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Molly Warmflash Hornstar name Bond It's Bond That's a Bond one Okay.
Um kyoko ezumi kyoko
kyoko bond porn star
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name that is a porn star
nice jack you shouldn't be proud of this no he should these are 70s he's going
off vibes only all right dolly golden Dolly Golden This is fucked up because
we're watching Goldfinger right now Bond,
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That is a Porn I knew you were going to do that to try to trick me Debbie Dymo That's A name Porn,
Porn Let's go.
Marlene Willoughby Porn Porn. Porn. Nice.
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Jack, what's the score? It is 8-4 me. How many do we have left?
So many. He said 17, right? Of each.
Oh, man. Alright. We got Flicka Von Gruese.
Flicka Von Gruese? Yeah. Gruese?
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Flicka Von Gruese. G-R-U-S-S-E. Grusse is German. Porn name.
I'm also going to go porn name. It's Bond.
Wow. Okay. The one time I don't go opposite of Jack. I really like Countess Lysel von Schloss.
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Yeah, you said Grusse, and I was like, oh, early day bussy. Grusse.
Scarlet Papava. Scarlet Papava.
Girl. I'm going porn. It's Bond.
Let's go. It's Bond. This would be a good game for Mikey. It would.
Ginger Lynn porn. Porn. It's porn.
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Let's go. I know that one. Coco Brown. What is it? Coco Brown.
That sounds both. It's Bond. I'm going to go Bond too. Porn.
All right ready gauge how do you spell it g-a-u-g-e bond porn porn i'm gonna
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cry skin diamond bond porn porn nice,
all right right this is a good topsy-curvy bond
porn porn i don't believe you
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anymore gave me all the answers beforehand lavender peacock porn bond bond,
Let's go Pussy galore Porn That one doesn't count Pussy galore.
Pussy galore is in the movie we're
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watching right now Pussy galore Was the inspiration behind this segment,
jack is doing the the best strategy
right now just guessing the opposite of me all right mary
good night porn bond it's
bond let's go
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this is bullshit like a score update anyone
like a score what is it 17 to 4 it's 15 to 6 jack that just means you've been
extraordinarily bad too What the fuck do you mean It's a 50-50 shot I'm just
unlucky What are you going to tell me Honey Rider,
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Bond It's Bond,
Doesn't count for me What do you mean it does count for you Because I saw the
movie that she was in Did I give you guys Dr. Molly Warm Flash Yeah.
That's Bond Electra King That's porn Sounds like a Bond girl though Bond. Bond?
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Strawberry Fields. Bond. Bond. That is Bond. I think that's the most famous one, I think.
No, that's a Beatles song. Tuppy Owens. That's Bond.
I don't know. Tuppy Owens cannot be anything other than Bond.
I'm going to go porn star and it is. I hate it here!
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Rhonda Jo Petty. Porn. porn sardine that's porn,
did i give you guys dolly buster no but i'm gonna guess it was dolly golden
two different people very different oh yeah dolly buster okay,
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dolly busted dolly buster the name has changed every time you say it's ben dolly
buster it's porn yes i fucking hate this game i really am not enjoying this anymore.
Jasmine chowdhury bond porn porn savannah samson porn wait what savannah samson Bond,
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Porn Did I give you guys skin diamond yet?
Okay The final entry How much is this one worth? 50?
I'll make this one worth Jack what's the It's 21 to 9 I'll make this one worth 11,
Fuck you You won't get it Shy love,
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a porn star name bond and
jack takes the demanding lead let's
go 32 to 9 oh what are some i don't even break double digit are there any i
didn't do uh there was there's percy proud porn that's bond sylvia trench porn
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bond do you watch that one Oh.
Kissy suzuki bond bond yep i like the one names octopussy solitaire viper gauge,
it's like share but of sucking dick or just being so so if you didn't say three of them,
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hunter's hit rate was nine out of 31 yeah that's 30 33 percent or so that's pretty bad,
how the fuck is that technically i would have been out of 29 because i knew
two of them i think jack gave you the points out of pity did you yeah i got seven this is a good game,
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that's a tough one that's a good one it does only have a one segment shelf life but like,
yeah could be fun with new audience will would hate this game i hate this game
i thought i was gonna enjoy jack how'd you enjoy the game i think think the
novelty ran off about number 15,
what when you're beating me by i don't know 14 yeah yeah i think once i acquired
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a lead that was insurmountable to pass you're like i'm just coasting now now
you're still dominating it's when the backup quarterback comes in and he still kicks ass,
it's kind of like it's kind of like you're just bored from winning yeah fuck you guys.
It happens. When you plunge pics of segments that I hate, I'll go first. That one.
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Will left us a 90-second voicemail giving his disdain for the Savannah Bananas,
and I would like to hear all of it. Is this episode 300?
Yep. 309?
300 was the one that you guys all sat down together Taylor was there I was there
for that I called in Or I was called in on I was called upon Called upon,
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I can't believe You couldn't catch I love You sucked I was there,
I want to play that game with Jason Almey Because he's a noted Bond boy And
also a noted 70's porn watcher It's cause he's 807 years old I just want to let you know I saw that,
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He's 807 Let's listen to this voicemail from Will Who the fuck is Jason Almy
That's a good question What is
Jason Almy Never seen him on a live stream ever Did not mean to call him,
Um I would just Will's voicemail is only Playing.
He asked for the voicemail number The number that does
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not exist anymore more no ceases to
exist and oh the plunge one doesn't exist anymore yes so will was like what's
the voicemail and i just said my number because in my previous text i said call
me and leave a voicemail and then he called the plunge classic classic will newt,
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because it's all yours. This is yours.
I'm calling in. This is the boys of C-Dub. All of you guys are getting the boys
now. I supposed to call a little bit earlier, but I kind of forgot.
It's about the Dispatch up in there. It's the band up in there.
It's actually a big part of what's going on right now. I just have one thing
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to say, one thing only, that baseball is set up.
We don't need to have people trying to save it. I don't want to be the first person that they tell.
People are doing enough out there.
Savannah Bananas, who are not even real best-off friends, see a really good loss.
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And I don't know how you lose when you're literally, like, I just don't really
know. I think I don't want to go up there and go out.
Not that I would be a big Savannah Bananas guy. Not anymore.
You couldn't waterboard that info out of me.
I see right through. Right in the field. Meanwhile, the ball went to the grass.
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Oh, God. All pitchers put it up there. Yeah. Put it up on the field.
He's a national treasure. Like, his mind works so differently.
I like how he worked himself into being like, you know, I...
I used to be a fan. I kind of fuck with the Savannah Bananas.
I fucking hate the Savannah Bananas.
But you love the Harlem Globetrotters. I do love the Harlem Globetrotters. That's the thing.
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People see me hating on the Savannah Bananas. They go, oh, what?
You don't respect exhibitionist sport?
No, I do. But if you're going to be an exhibition sport.
Need you on that globetrotter level i need you doing cool shit
not being on stilts oh i'm on stilts and
there's a ground ball and it's like
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when they're playing it's like the the new 3d mario
side scroller they just do tiktok dances while the umpire dances and then they
pitch they're like ha ha savannah bananas whoa they're like the dauntless in
divergent okay that's what the savannah bananas that's a reference that i don't
think anyone but you is gonna get
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i don't care look it up you're gonna
be like wow wow dude i read the
books and i don't even fucking know what that means no you need to see the movie
the dauntless just run around going like hey whoa we're cool it's like the savannah
bananas if you're gonna be an exhibition team who travels on a fucking traveling
road show sell out to new audiences you don't have a home that They shouldn't
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even be the Savannah Bananas, if we're being honest.
They should just be the fucking traveling roadshow bananas.
Isn't that where Jack's from? Yes. Nope.
If you're going to be an exhibition traveling roadshow team,
I need you to be fucking dominating.
I need you with fucking cork bats hitting the funniest home runs.
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If you're going to go exhibition baseball, fuck stilts, fuck TikTok dances.
Is I need cork bats, metal bats, all the steroids.
I need, they call it banana ball. Fuck banana ball. I need dingers, okay?
That's what I'm here for. You can't do something in baseball that's comparative
to what the Globetrotters do, okay?
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And it's bullshit. Jack, do you know the Harlem Globetrotters record all time?
Don't it's 27,300 to 27,000
wins 300 losses oh oh
I thought you okay the Washington Generals cannot catch a win they get an annual
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win they're awarded a win annually okay that's pretty that's pretty dumb they
have the greatest winning percentage in professional sports history That's three decades,
Of dominance If you're going
to be an exhibition team I need you dominating Also people are
like they're really popular They sold out Fenway Park
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You know who else sells out Fenway Park 81 times over
The Red Sox Because anyone will sell out Fenway Park
For literally anything you put there Because it's
a national landmark I fucking hate
the Savannah Bananas Hunter do you have any input On
the Savannah Bananas i do and
i don't think you're gonna like this okay they are dripped
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the fuck out i agree they have maybe some of the best uniforms in sport brother
sport adjacent brother have you seen the harlem globetrotters apollo creed pretty
much outfits their entire uniforms brother.
The Harlem Globetrotters go out. The regular uniformers is like in relation.
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The regular uniforms, brother.
The Harlem Globetrotters go out there. I've seen the Harlem Globetrotters.
Bro, we should, speaking of X-Bit, we should go to fucking Monster Jam.
Hell yeah, I want to see Gravedigger. I want to see Gravedigger too.
I don't know. I want to see Taz. I want to see Michelangelo.
I used to watch Monster Jam. It was on Speed TV.
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My nephew loves it. It's the best. I've seen it by proxy I don't understand
I tried not to act interested and I'm like Oh shit that monster truck just did
a backflip Dude they're doing flips now One guy accidentally did a full front
flip Like two months ago it was crazy Jack we should go to Monster Jam,
I'm down Let's meet up and go to Monster Jam You know what I want Professional
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bull riding the PBR Also a delight I would love.
To see medieval jousting come back medieval
times medieval times i've been
there it stinks does it like literally and figuratively it smells like horse
shit and you eat like half raw chicken i had to do that for when i was like
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nine so i went when i was like 17 for band i have to jack are you a pro or anti savannah bananas,
or middle i think the savannah bananas are like jack sparrow in that you are
the worst pirate I've ever seen, or I've heard of, but you have heard of me.
Okay, I'm going to call up Tuba. So we can have someone on the team of pro.
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Of course, Tuba's pro banana, by the way.
But I need to give someone an opportunity to shout for the bananas.
Dude, what if he's chefing in the kitchen right now? He's always chefing in
the kitchen, brother. He's making Italian steak.
Flipping his. What's an Italian steak? Oh, tube of divine meal.
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His A plus chef meal. His application would be culinary flavor.
Why is he putting an Italian dressing on a steak?
He puts Italian dressing on the steak tips and then he bakes it and then he
goes, guys, I'm chefing it the fuck up.
I'm chefing it up right now. I mean, I like the process part.
I don't know about the Italian dressing, but I do like the other stuff.
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The baking, it sounds pretty good. I don't know, man. Baking a steak. So you just like steak?
That's what you're telling me. No, you got it. You figure it out.
We just put it together. All Holmes and Watson over here. Really crack at cakes.
Yo, I chefed up Hunter a nice little meal yesterday. You getting a call? Scamming. What was it?
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Take it away. Actual president of Flavor Nation. Hey, I'll let you take it, brother.
My brother in Christ. I ate it so fast.
It was he made me,
most delectable chicken cordon bleu. And then he also made, was it rice pilaf?
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And, was it pan fried? Or was it grilled?
Zucchini? I can't take all the credit.
Nah, you can't. That shit was gas. Shout out Lauren. She made the zooks.
She made the pilaf. You made me plate though. I made the blue.
And then we got Blizzy's after. We did get Blizzy's after.
Nice. Yeah. The cordon bleu. From the longest line
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ever In Blizzard history The number one Dairy
Queen in the nation yes That shit was sick I ate a delicious dinner And then
started watching From Russia with Love And then Riley's lovely Girlfriend and
roommate Jasmine Just showed up with ice cream Did you just call her Jasmine?
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Jack you made one joke one time It has stuck It's been like two years I've never
called her her name I want you to know that She's only referred to There's one
legacy I'd like to leave Correct.
You made that Passing, I don't even know if it's a joke Like accidental I think
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it was an accident But then I think she was coming after me So I had to kind
of just like stand my ground Stand on business You stood on business And let me tell you Jack,
I've been standing on your business For like four years since
Callin' Jackie Jasmine is kind of Bonobo activities
It is Real bonobo hours
right there The amount of who's Jasmines I get And I just do not entertain the
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question I just like next No he's just like it's just Jasmine She does not like
when I do that Because I do do that I'll be like hey mom can Jasmine come to
the Family dinner tonight She'll be like who the fuck is Jasmine I'll be like oh yeah Yeah.
We're getting away from what's really important here, though.
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That chicken cordon bleu. Dude.
I was medium. Is that what you made, rightly? You made a chicken cordon bleu? Of course.
It's one of my specialties. It almost actually turned me on.
If I was out in the wild and I got scooped up. By that plate?
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No, no, no, no, no. Hear me out. A guy's like, hey, man, I got food at my house.
You want to come back to my house And I'll get you some food In like a platonic
way And he cooked me that I'm not gay But I would be for a night That shit went crazy.
Jack I'll make you chicken cordon bleu when you come up You guys are actually
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married So you are pretty Platonically gay yeah We did also give Riley's daughter
a bath And sang to her We did yeah me and Hunter It was very cute we did give
my puppy a bath last night,
I don't know why he came.
I thought you were just going to come watch and talk to me while I bathed her,
and then you were like, I'm in the trenches.
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I was here. If I'm here, I'll help.
Hell yeah. You know that. But yeah, I had butterflied some chicken breasts,
pounded it out, gave it a good pounding.
Nothing I hate more than chewy chicken, you know? I hate chewy,
rough chicken, so I just pound it out.
My mouth's watering thinking about that place. Pound it out,
make it real flat, season it, give it some salt and pep.
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You know you gotta hit it with the salt and pep nothing crazy just some salt
and pep then the secret give it a little a lining on the inside a layer of cream of chicken,
then i do my swiss in my and my
hand are you are you lining on the inside with your hand as you're pounding
it out i'm lining the inside out with my hand well you're lining the inside
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with your hand dude i'm pounding out that paper thing what is literally he is
literally trying to not fuck Fuck that couch right now out of cornyness.
And then I take it and I fold it over itself. I fold over that bad girl chicken that I just pounded out.
And I fold her over and I roll her up and I...
Put some more i i just drip some
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cream of chicken drip some the chicken poured on blussy went fucking crazy i
take a thick dollop of of cream of chicken i just splat it on top you just cream
chicken is everywhere cream chicken everywhere it's everywhere i lathered it,
i don't you know you're gonna tell me i know i get
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it dude i'm literally just thinking about that plate right
now i can't stop oh and then i baked it
in a whole thing of cream of chicken came out topped everything in the cooked
cream of chicken fucking what i've learned if you just put cream of chicken
on anything it tastes good i'm a cream of mushroom guy but i live in a non mushroom
household so i gotta substitute down to cream of chicken you're in a non-mushroom
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And that's too bad because you're a fun guy, too. Ha ha!
Bang! Bang!
Alright, cream of mushroom. Bond villain or porn star?
That's a good one, actually. Bond villain. I would go with Bond villain,
yeah. Yeah, Bond villain.
Cream of weed. Are you saying that if you pound the chicken enough,
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it'll kind of cream of mushroom will just come out?
Well, somehow. Cream of mushroom will come out of Riley if you pound it enough. That makes sense.
Yeah topped it topped it with some breadcrumbs put in the oven 350 to 400,
yeah with the chicken strips it was delicious very
good it's fun to remember that i'm a good cook every now and then because like
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lauren will be like people will be like who cooks and i'm just like her you're
like oh you can't cook and then she's like no he can it's very unfortunate,
he just doesn't man only makes heaters too it's true it's like it's big facts
i was gonna smoke the cordon bleu too that would have gone next level crazy but me like an idiot.
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Didn't clear out all of the gook from my smoker. Cleared out a lot of it,
and I have to take the motor apart.
Dude, smoked steak tips?
I don't know if that would be that good. It's pretty good. I feel like of the
meats, it doesn't need the smoke like a lot of the other meats.
Brother, you just- It would be good. What am I talking about?
My problem with cooking is I just, it's the time commitment. I don't want to do it.
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Yeah, that's fair. I like cooking, but I don't have access to it.
Well, Jack, when you start pounding out chicken, dude, just laying it nice and
flat and pounding it out. Well, I'm not a chicken, dude.
That's when it gets fun. Dude, butterflying it and spreading each side.
Butterflying the chicken breast does create the biggest fucking chicken pussy on plant.
Because to make my cordon bleu, I do have to create giant chicken pussies.
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Man had four gigantic chick pussies on the cutting board, and he was like,
yeah, I'm going to put some more meat in here. You're not wrong, dude.
Fuck the Savannah Bananas That's wild that we got We got there,
I'm almost You don't like the baby races for
the Savannah Banana games I could go to any Fucking
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minor league baseball team And see that I can go four minutes down the road
to Northeast Delta Dental Stadium And watch the New Hampshire Fisher Cats Play
and guess what They have fucking in between inning games too Oh you want to
see two high schoolers in sumo suits jump on each other? Ha ha, we got you covered.
What team has the guy that they call the refrigerator that's really heavy? It's the Flash.
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Oh, the Flash. But is he the heavier guy that just sprints the entire outfield? That's the Flash.
Yeah, that's sick as hell. I wish that I could be that guy. I think the heavy
guy is just the guy who beat the Flash. I think you're still thinking Flash.
I don't know. Do you have a Plunge Picks for us? No, I just wanted to make the
joke after it of I didn't enjoy that segment.
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Jack, do you have a Plunge Picks for us?
Baseball team names major or minor oh real
life yeah okay you can
you can look yeah i think we're gonna need a little bit of research but
yeah jack we have jack we do have a new comment from uh
sarah holton on youtube says jack is so handsome smash smash you got fans now
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jack the real question is would you smash this person who would smash smash
myself no no no she'd smash you but but would you smash this fan? No, he has a girlfriend.
I'd pound the chicken for sure. And you can use alternate names too.
You can use their alternate names.
Trust me, I plan on it. That's nice. Okay.
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Oh, there's so many. We'll start with Hunter, Riley, Jack. Okay.
Hunt, you're starting? Yeah. I'll start off with the Rocket City Trash Pandas.
That's a good one. it's a double a affiliate of
the la angels super good i'm gonna
go with this one just because i always try to get on them when
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i play the show it's the jacksonville jumbo shrimp
that's nice yep yep that's a
good one yeah that's a good one jack okay for
my i'm going to right back to back going to all right i'm gonna say for my first
one i'm gonna go with the nashville sounds Okay Which includes their alternate
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name The Nashville Hot Chickens That's nice Buddy do I have a fucking team for you,
And then for my second pick I'm gonna go with the slept on Chattanooga Lookouts,
Chattanooga Lookouts goes crazy Okay.
To go in the same vein as you i'm going to take not the
new hampshire fisher cats but their alternate team name
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one night a year the manchester chicken tenders
very good double a toronto blue
jays affiliate hunt you're up for two if you pick
the one i'm gonna i want i'm gonna be mad i'm gonna take the
batavia muck dogs that's a
good fucking name and then we go
six rounds i can go yeah all right yeah and then
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i'm also gonna take the amarillo sod poodles that's
a good name i actually end up on them a lot in the show too okay i was really
hoping this would get back to me it didn't think it would let me get the binghamton
rumble ponies don't like that one you don't like the binghamton rumble ponies
brother dude i got sod poodles and dude what What was the other one?
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Amarillo. Oh, there's so many good ones.
Oh, God. I'm going to go with this. Yeah, you're up for two,
brother. All right, I don't know how this got to me.
I can't believe this fell, but I'm going to go with the Kannapolis Cannonballers. That's a good name.
And for my fourth pick, I will take the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs.
That's a good pick. That's sick as hell.
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Okay, I'm going to go with, shout out the Simpsons.
I'm going to go with the Albuquerque Isotopes. I don't...
What do you hold on do you know what the low a west north division as an affiliate
of the seattle mariners team the seattle dick sounders it is the modesto nuts okay,
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I have a very similar pick for my next one.
I'm also going to take the Pensacola Blue Wahoos. That's a good pick. Wahoo!
Represent, baby. Hometown. Let's go. Your hometown is Pensacola, Florida?
That's where I was born. Oh, okay. I mean, I'm from Roswell for sure,
but. Sounds like you're not. Yeah, Pensacola is where I was born.
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Okay. This is where I grew up. Oh, no. Can I change mine?
No. Oh, in similar fashion to Hunt, I will be taking the Lansing Lugnuts. That's nice.
And Jack, I think your final two. It is his final two. My final two?
Okay. So I'm going to go Major League with the Tampa Bay Rays.
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Hey, I didn't even think about the Majors.
And then my sixth overall pick, I'm going to go with a team that recently had
their stats included into the staffs called Negro Leagues.
And I'm going to go with the Birmingham Black Barons. That's a good pick.
That's sick as hell. That's a really good pick.
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With your last pick, who you got? Because I got one and I really hope you don't take it.
Let me get the Hickory Crawdads. I'm glad that you didn't scroll down further
to the lower A affiliate teams.
I'm going to take with the final pick. This is the Charleston Riverdogs.
It's a minor league baseball team of the AAA West and a AAA affiliate of the Houston Astros.
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That would be the Sugarland Skeeters. You guys want to go eight?
Yeah. Okay, Helen, you're up.
I'm also just going to take Rocky Mountain Vibes. Rocky Mountain Vibes is good.
Let me get the Kannapolis Cannonballers. Jack already picked them.
Fuck. That's what I already said.
Okay, let me get the Downey's Wood. That was my third pick. All right,
sorry, sorry. Let me get the Downey's Wood Ducks.
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That's a good pick. That's a good one. it's four words down east wood ducks,
down east wood ducks the
jacksonville jumbo shrimp is crazy thank you yeah that was really good okay
for my seventh pick right yep seventh and eighth seven i'm gonna go with the
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fort Fort Myers Mighty Muscles. That's a good pick. I almost picked them.
And then I'm going to go with...
I got one I want. You want the Pittsburgh Pirates. That's a good pick. Let me get...
God, this league. Has anyone seen the California League? I have not.
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They're really good. No.
Let me get the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes. Okay.
Oh, wait, one more time? The Rancho Cucamonga Quakes. Rancho Cucamonga Quakes.
Cucamonga Quakes. Yeah.
That's awesome. What's up, dawg? Hi, baby girl.
Podcast dawg. Pod dawg. Bring her over here. Pod dawg.
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Jack wants to meet Winnie the dog. Oh, she's playing with the monkey.
Ape together strong. Ape together strong.
She can pass out right here. Yeah, she can pass out between us.
Come here, baby girl. I don't think this will get picked, but the Scranton Wilkes
Bar Rail Riders is pretty hilarious.
Baby girl. Pod dog.
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Pod dog. Pod dog. Pod dog. Pod dog. Pod diggity dog. Pod dog.
Pod dog. She'll lay down.
Riley, Sarah wanted to say your mullet rocks her world. Thank you. I really appreciate it.
You can go shower. We got pod dog. Riley after every pick someone makes.
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That's a good pick. Dude, I think every pick is a good pick.
You guys want honorable mention?
Wait, I didn't do my last one. Yeah, go ahead. The Florence Yalls. Good pick.
Come here, baby. Winifred. I'm ready for my honorable mention. It's okay.
No, it's not destroyed. All right, honorable mention. Let me get the Boston
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Reds. All sock-related teams. Crazy.
White Sox. White Sox, Red Sox. White Sox. White Sox, yeah. I do like the Orioles.
Orioles are good, but that's not what we're talking about. Can we talk about
the Reds? It's just a color. Nice. Crazy.
Yeah, kind of crazy. I saw that one. I almost picked that one.
Yeah, I mean, let me just go through my list. I think Riley has a hat,
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right? You have a hat, right? The biscuits?
No, I have the Manchester Chicken Tenders. The Chicken Tenders.
I almost took the Modesto Nuts. I already picked them. Good pick.
Riley wasn't listening. that's a good pick the lakeland flying tigers is good that's pretty sick,
daytona tortugas goes crazy that sounds
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delicious yep give me a daytona tortuga
i can't believe i got canapolis cannonballers you didn't yeah no i got canapolis
cannonballers well i got my third pick well i got the downies for the second
time brother the augusta green Green Jackets goes so unbelievably crazy as a team name in general.
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Does that make Augusta a name? That stadium's really nice, too. That's a good one.
I went there two years ago for a game. It's Augusta, Georgia,
Hunter. The Green Jackets.
Yeah, Green Jacket for my bad.
No, that is a dumb thing. Yeah, you idiot. Brother, I- Does anyone have the
Tri-City Dust Devils? No, that goes crazy. Okay.
I didn't. That's a good one. The Everett Aqua Socks also goes crazy.
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Batavaria. Jersey Shore Blue Claws. That's nice That's a lobster Greensboro grasshoppers That's.
The Bowling Green Hot Rods, right, Hunt? No, but I wish I did.
Mine didn't. No, yeah, I didn't have that one either. Damn. The Aberdeen Ironbirds.
The Wisconsin Timber Rattlers.
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You didn't get the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers?
Quad City River Bandits goes crazy. Goes so crazy. Any four-word ones?
Lake County Caps? Yeah, four words, immediate. Fort Wayne Tin Caps?
Yeah, a four-word one goes the Midland Rockhounds.
Amarillo Sod Poodles Goes Crazy. Yeah, I got that one. Rocket City.
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The Pet School Blue Wahoos. I got that. Nice, yep.
The Biloxi Shuckers is nice. That's another one that I was back and forth on.
Shuck it up, baby. Shuck it up. Richmond Flying Squirrels. Pretty good.
Binghamton Rumble Ponies is also sick. Sacramento Rivercats is nice.
There it is. No, Sugarland Space Cowboys.
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I had a different. I had Sugarland Skeeters. We missed out on the Sugarland
Space Cowboys? Oklahoma City Baseball Club.
You had the Rumble Ponies, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I have the Binghamton Rumble
Ponies, of course. Albuquerque Isotopes, cool. I have that.
Oklahoma City Baseball Club goes crazy.
We're also forgetting a really good one from the Negro League back in the day
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from Atlanta, the Atlanta Black Crackers.
That is nice. That goes Insano style.
Not in a fun name, but the Memphis Redbirds goes crazy as a brand itself.
Like just just a good club name
the buffalo bisons what are like the best mlb name the expos expos are nice
yeah i remember elementary school when they went away i remember that you know
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my favorite baseball team is no the utah that's dumb thank you guys for tuning in,
that actually the end it very well could be brother you ruined this episode
We're here talking about That was a good Plunge Picks though We were talking about Pussy Galore,
Sarah had to bring up Hunt's first overall pick was the Trash Pandas,
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Plunge Picks iPhone apps No,
Bond Girls and or 70s Porn Stars Okay Just send us the list Yeah can I go first
for assembling the list?
Yeah I'll allow it Alright, I'm gonna take Pussy Galore Pussy Galore is my 1-1
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I think it's an easy 1-1 Was it going to me or to Jack? It's gonna go to you, Hunt.
What is it skin diamond i don't think that's it it is skin diamond it's all the way at the bottom,
skin diamond is correct okay good pick oh man i'm not i get yeah i'm not good
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jack's up for two i know i'm not getting who i want i'm gonna go with honey
rider for my honey riders.
Please you're not getting it because
if he doesn't take it i am this and then
for my number two from diamonds are forever played by lana wood i'm gonna go
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plenty o tool plenty o tool is good uh yeah but you missed out on contest myself
on yeah i totally forgot about that that's true fuck she would have been my
I really wanted Countess Lysol von Schlaff.
I really liked Skin Diamond, and I knew Jack wouldn't pick the longest one on the list.
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Well, you know, that still does leave me with Dr. Molly Warm Flash.
I still got another good one. Yeah, I'm not upset. Let me get Dr.
Molly Warm Flash, and let me get Topsy Curvy.
That's a good one. That's a really good one. I'll be honest.
I really like... Oh, I was just looking at it.
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Kessie Suzuki Dr.
Molly Warm Flesh No no no no no.
Owens. I was like, I couldn't remember the last name. Where's Tuppy? Third down on porn.
Third down on porn. I'd also be bad at this game for what it's worth because
I keep looking in Bond when it's porn and porn for Bond. I made the list.
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Alright, Jack, you're up for your last two.
Okay, for my number three, which again, cannot believe this fell to me.
Here we go. Is it Octopussy?
Because your name is Octobussy. I'm going to go Octo Pussy. Nice.
Great pick. That's nice. It's a good pick. You should take Pussy Galore too.
My fourth is a sleeper pick. Holly Goodhead. Damn it! I wanted Holly Goodhead.
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That's a good pick. That's my number four. I went all Bond Girls.
Also, here's some trivia for you. Who was the very first Bond Girl to have her
first ever feature role as a Bond Girl? Pussy Galore.
Moneypenny. that's a good guess because leah sadu very hot but it was actually
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rosamund pike oh her first ever role was bond girl which had never happened before.
Hunt your final pick can i take countess myself on schlaf again no in which
case i'll take flicker von grissa that's a good,
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let me get viper that porn or boss porn honorable mention lolo ferrari,
i'll take vesper as my honorable mention who is in fact leah sadu um good pick
yeah good pick money penny is also an option but.
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My honorable mention, also a Vaughn girl, was from Die Another Day in 2002,
and it's Peaceful Fountains of Desire.
Fountains of Wayne. Can I pick Sydney Sweeney? Peaceful Fountains of Desire.
Honorable mention, Sydney? You can. She's not related, but honorable mention.
Put some respect on her name.
I don't know if she's a Vaughn girl. She could be. She could be.
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She could be. She could be T-Foobz.
Yeah, she could be T-Foobz. What did T-Foobz stand for? Tits Falling Out of
Bathing Suit. Tits Falling Out of Bathing Suit.
I've never heard that before that was we
were watching one of them last night and i was like damn big
tits falling out of bathing suit and riley goes yeah t-foobs tits falling out
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of bathing suit oh i called her mrs mc mc t-foobs though i called her no i called
her tits mc falling out that's what it was tits mc falling out of bathing suit
i would look at him and just No,
that was from Russia with Love. That was.
Got Tits McFallin out of bathing suit, a.k.a. Tits McFoobs.
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Do we need to do Letterboxd or not yet? No, we'll do that when I finish Bonds.
We will be going back to look at him throw his hat onto the coat rack. I'll be honest.
I don't need to watch the Oilers game because I've been having fun with James Bond.
I'll probably leave at like 9. Sounds like we're going to go finish Spanish Goldfinger then?
I also really like the Goldfinger movie because Oddjob is the coolest dude on
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the planet. Oddjob is cool as hell. He's just a Korean assassin.
That woman was gold as hell.
You kidding me? It's almost time for a new spin. Jack.
We miss you. Come back. I miss you guys too. I'll be back.
You can blame it all on me. We got COVID again and it just keeps happening.
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Oh, I just saw your list that you sent me, actually. Oh, you...
You know who's using it, Riley? You know who's using that list?
Just the two of us. We can make it if we try. Ah, just the two of us.
Just the two of us. Just the two of us. I hear you've been doing that at work. What?
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Just in the two of us. Me? Yeah.
No, it's on one of the radio stations that I listen to, but I don't put it on shuffle.
Hey, have your people been making PowerPoint presentations about how you dress?
One of them gave me a what is no about that.
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Because you remember how you kept complaining that i don't want you seeing what
i do yeah you accidentally keep using your google account which is our google
account because i just found these and thought i was getting hacked and then
realized it was from your You're an intern.
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That's very funny. Yeah.
Stop sharing stuff on my account.
Well, I don't need to be. I enjoy reading your reviews on Letterboxd,
by the way. I enjoy them. I read all of them. I'll log out.
Riley just doesn't want me to know what he's Googling. That's fair.
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Sarah said, Jack, let's get on a plane to go see Riley's mullet.
That's right. right if you uh go to my google history
right now it's just me looking up fun porn names but
then being like but not a porn name generator but funny
porn names they're like funny porn name generator and i'm like no not that dude
that blue angels doc i thought it was so good it was cool i like how all the
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comments are like american military propaganda man you're not gonna to get me.
It's like, this movie's about fucking sweet airplanes and cool pilots. Sick as hell.
They fly 18 inches from each other. That shit's nuts.
Also, you know, the four position guy, every time they take off,
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just goes like, and he always looks like he's going to crash into the other planes.
Recommendation, go check out the Blue Angels doc on Prime. Watch it in 4K if
you can. It's sick. It's super sick.
I don't understand how planes fly upside down. I don't know how we fund it.
No, I... Planes? That part I can understand.
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Flying a plane upside down, that part doesn't make any sense.
My brother's never heard of the Bernoulli principle. Brother,
it's not the planes. It's that we're funding... What is it, 114 or 141?
To make the operation... one yeah i
think it's 141 they're like yeah it takes 141 people
of full-time work to keep the blue angels going city
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to city it's like maybe okay if people
looked at that and they're like hey maybe we don't need to be spending money
on that because there's no point most a fifth of a billion dollars at least
that's oh yeah crazy yeah at least yeah yeah at least yeah for sure That's the
minimum That's the fucking gasoline,
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They're F-18s These things aren't Yeah That's Those are expensive Yeah Yeah Yeah,
But it's super sick, Doc So go check it out Super sick Produced by Super sick,
bro Produced by Glenn Powell You know what else is produced And made by Glenn
Powell Fucking the hitman Which was also sick You know what else is produced On Netflix By somebody.
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In all the other podcasts on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Davis Clark.
No. Oh. Okay. I'm beefing with him, too.
Okay. I'm beefing with everyone. We don't have any friends that are producers
or aspiring actors. Not one.
Me? Sure. We now have one. What about Stu?
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No, Stu. Two. Is Stu an aspiring actor? He produces. Wait, so Davis is out?
Who? Davis removed me from a group chat for a day because he didn't like a joke I made.
And I got to miss out on game one of the Celtics with my friends because of
him. It's true. I'm going to remember that.
He didn't like that I was like, I'm going to remember your little bitch fit there.
(01:00:52):
He didn't like that. Is Davis in the Buzzing to Be here group? No.
We're buzzing to be. He got fired. He did get fired by Hunter.
He can't be in the Buzzing to Be group. He's still holding that over Hunter.
Or I think he's still mad.
He probably is. He hung up when we offered him his job back.
We offered him his job back last week. He said no.
Couldn't hang with the Octobussy. No, I love Davis. Go check out his new movie.
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Shout out Davis. Go check out The 5th of November starring, directed,
and more by Davis Lennon Clark. The 5th of November. Go check it out.
And go check out all of our friends at innercirclepn.com such as The Angry Dad
and The Hood Diner. And The Untrained Eye.
I guess so. The Inner Triangle Podcast Network is a bustling group of entertainment coming at you.
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Don't forget Mikey's podcast, your own brother. Kind of.
The Inner Triangle Podcast Network has never been putting out more content than right now.
Go check out the All Bros Me and Hunt Ape Together Stronged with Rose and Caleb electric episode.
We keep accidentally recording for three hours with them. It's the best.
(01:02:09):
Go check out those guys. They're the best. That episode, if it's not out now, should be out this week.
Yeah. What about you said Hood Diner?
The Hood Diner. the angry watsky brother you're like go check out chris watsky as a person.
Dm him and wish him watsky go
(01:02:29):
wish him well do you remember when you tried to call people for their like prison
last meal yeah their son is it luke yeah picked up and he was like i just did
my homework and you're like what would your what's your favorite meal he just
goes gummy worm i was That's a good pick. That's a good meal.
Yeah. That's a good thing. Call Chris Watsky.
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His number is?
It's on his YouTube. And say, hey.
Docs. Hope you're doing well. I love you. I should call Chris Watsky. Go Bears. Bear down.
Bear down, Watsky. Bear up, brother. Bear all the fucking way up.
The Bears are going to double the Vikings win total next year.
Okay. That's. Okay. So they got six wins. God damn it.
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Is JJ staying with the Vikings? He is JJ cubed He is, he's timed JJ to the fourth
J to the fourth Oh shit JJ to JJ.
I remember he got a fat contract But I couldn't remember where No I said J to
the fourth shut up J quintupled Quadrupled Quintuppy Dre.
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I think we need to go watch our movie now Jack thank you for joining us Let's
do this more often I missed you I love you Jack sent me a picture of ear wax
that came out of his ear It was really gross I said why did you send this to
me And he goes because you're my doctor and you're also kind of gross.
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That's fair. No, I didn't say kind of. I said you're gross. Also,
Hunter, I think I finally defeated your nicotine-induced vertigo that you gave
me by being here every day for two weeks straight.
Nice. Did I classically train you to give you vertigo? I show up and I was like,
oh my god, the world's on fire.
Yeah, I actually get bummed when I see you here now because I'm like, fuck.
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I was doing so good. That made me feel bad. That was actually Actually,
that was the lesser ear. Actually, I sent you the lesser one.
You didn't have to send me either. No, you're my doctor.
Brother, if I got my ears checked out, they would be like, how have you been
functioning as a human? So I'm just not going to go.
That's fair. Do you have anything wrong?
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They've probably both been infected for like a year straight, nonstop.
That's okay. Thank you guys for listening. I'm going to go perform emergency
H-E-E-N-T surgery on Riley and then give him a vasectomy while he's still under.
That's a good move. No more pups for Riley. No more pups for Riley.
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Oh my God, Riley did give birth to a daughter.
I took the plunge and I had the time of my life. I finally took the plunge.
You know what? Just break.
Music.
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Take it up, up, up What's up, guys?
Welcome to The Plunge. Today's the day. Joining me, as always,
my lovely husband, Riley T. Say what's up, dude. Microphone.
And joining us, I guess, loosely as always, just joining us today.
We got Jack the Bag Haggler. Yes, sir, Riley.
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That mullet, you honestly, you rocked the shit out of the mullet.
I gotta say. Hey, bro, thank you so much. You fixed it somehow. What?
Camera. Look at us. I'm great like that. I am the super producer.
You didn't even touch the mic. That's right.
You know what we are, though? No. Your fourth favorite host on the East Coast,
the number one hockey podcast south of the border, the number one religious
equestrian podcast north of the Mason-Dixon line, the number one cumulative
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podcast out of the stratosphere, the number one skyscraper podcast that's what, Jack?
In the trees. The number one Just Shimp podcast, the number one anti-Aquafina podcast,
the number one improv comedy podcast somewhere in the world the number one wizard
podcast with tungsten balls being cast the number one wheel podcast in the spin
zone and the number one food review podcast i think you took a bit too many liberties this week.
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Hey i cast tungsten balls as your direct manager i'm gonna need to put you on a pip i'm gonna need
you to dial it back that's not you're not my manager you're
direct line i cannot i'm your dotted line manager
and i'm gonna need you to calm it down on the intros the
only you're going on the only brother
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you're going on a pip what is it planned improvement performance improvement
plan it means you're getting fired we just need a legal trail we got the fucking
cheez-its boys i just want you to know that you laughed at the anti-aquafina
and also tungsten balls i tell you i I almost watched an Awkwafina movie willingly today.
What's an Awkwafina movie? Crazy Rich Asians got put on fucking Netflix.
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She's like the star of it. She's
not the star. Oh, I thought you meant the like. No, AWK, not with the Q.
We went to our local Bell's. I went to our local Bell. Jack went to his local Bell.
Jack was fortunate enough to get the Crunchwrap Supreme, the Cheez-It Crunchwrap.
Me and Hunter were unfortunate enough to get the wildly messy Cheez-It Tostada.
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I mean, that does look pretty good to me. It looks pretty appetizing.
However, it looks like a mess. It looks like dog food.
Should I open mine? Yeah, let's see the Crunchwrap. Do you have a knife for
a nice cross section? That looks good. We need a nice cross section.
I don't think we do. Just hold yours up and then imagine a tortilla around it.
Or hold on. Yeah, you're not wrong. All right, so first impression of Big Cheez-It. Seems firm.
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Seems like it's got some good hold to it Which it is a Cheez-It.
The tostada really makes the meat look like dog food More than any other menu
item And as a Taco Bell lover This is really rubbing me You even see the Cheez-It?
It's kind of gotten a little soggy now It's kind of there in the middle Boys,
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cheers to the Cheez-It The big Cheez-It Shout out the big Cheez-It I'm going
to give you a bite in the mic Oh.
Yeah, that's button.
It's a lot crispier than I was expecting. Mine immediately snapped in half.
Like down the middle? Like collapsed within itself?
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I had to put my mic down so that it wouldn't just crack in half all over the
floor. Mine has really...
You can kind of see the cheese in now. It's there on top of the beef. How is it?
Mine's been sitting for about 20 minutes and i think the half-life on
the crunch wrap is probably like 10 seconds of firmness
so it's kind of it's kind of uh has a flavor chewy and soggy but i mean it's
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good like it's the texture i think would be much better if it was the structural
integrity on mine is something i've never seen it's still going strong without
even a glimpse of a bend it is.
Like, I would eat this again, though. You are turning into a accuracy.
You're about to fly too high to the sun.
I haven't made a mess yet. It's unbelievable. Don't look at the one small cheese in my crotch.
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Kind of goes against my stance on how I approach the drive-thru,
which is like I rip the bag open, trying to shove it in my mouth as fast as
I can immediately upon the manager to me.
That's the correct way to do it, though. So.
Kind of busting. It's pretty busting. Yeah.
I'm kind of upset. Out of Crunchwraps? What's the deal? They're out of tortillas.
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So that's why we couldn't get the Crunchwrap? They're out of tortillas? They're Taco Bell.
Their flagship item is the Crunchwrap. All their items, tacos, burritos.
Are they just selling gorditas and tostadas? That's all they're selling right now?
There's some girl in a car in front of me who tried to order a bean burrito,
and they had to tell her no.
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Is that Taco Bell you went to, the one that I first went to when I was first there years ago? Yes.
That place sucks. It does kind of suck. They packed one of my tacos upside down
once. They make good tacos, though.
Southwell has a special place in my heart. Southwell is not a good Taco Bell.
Yeah, but it's sleazy. It is sleazy.
Do you remember when the guy was like, hey, you're the last customers we're
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going to take. That was sick. He put the sign behind you.
No, no, no. He asked us or asked me. No, he asked you, but you told me to do it.
That if anybody else pulled up, we had to tell them. and then people just stopped
listening or just didn't listen in general.
We're all kind of matching facial hair-wise. It's kind of cool.
Hunter always has more and better facial hair than me.
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Oh, I mean, look at my mustache. It's pretty weak compared to you guys'.
I actually just trimmed down my mustache this morning.
It's one thing I can grow. I can grow a mean stache. That's about it.
My beard's not even that good compared to the rest of my family.
I mean, your beard is the best of all of us. Just the entire group in general.
Is there anyone else who can grow? Dave can. No, he can't. He can't?
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Is it just stubble? Dave can't grow a beard like you, man.
I'm getting gassed up by the boys right now. I did.
Dave's too good. I got some unsoggy cheese at there, and that was pretty good. That was pretty good.
I would have another one. I have a bite right here that's just... That looks gas.
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It's crisp. It's like burnt cheese.
Just meat, just sour cream, and just cheese, and it's going to go so crazy.
You could flip that over and nothing would fall off.
Yeah. That's what usually happens when I flip it over. Nothing comes off.
I feel... You're not a fat guy. You would not get it. I don't. I feel different now.
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This guy has sex with his shirt off. He's trying to talk to us.
Dude, I get naked immediately.
Can you imagine? This guy keeps his socks on. I'm a virgin, actually.
Yeah. Gross. Pretty much at this point. You're born again. I am. Actually, I forgot.
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So part of my review, it was so good. Like, it's good. It's not great. It was so good, though.
I forgot to use the sauce. That's pretty good.
You know what's alarming to me? Can I give a bold take?
Yeah. I know what you're about to say. I don't use sauce, Taco Bell. I don't either.
I really like their mild sauce. Jack, are you slamming the new Double B burritos
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like I am off the Cravings menu?
I haven't been to Taco Bell here recently. I've been out of town a lot in the last month.
But I've really liked the hidden item, or not hidden item, but the hidden treasure
is the $2 chicken chipotle ranch.
Replace the griller? They got rid of that here. But what we do have...
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We still have it, I think. we do have the flatbread that's the same thing but
on a flatbread does go crazy that that it's just i mean it's decently filling
for two bucks it is so yeah what's our name that right there on my xbox we're
octobussy that's nice jack i've came with a game for you guys to play tonight,
I don't know the answer to these as to much of maybe your chagrin. I don't know.
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Do you want to play this game now or to end? I would like to play it now.
Can we do punch picks after? Yeah. We'll do our games up front this week.
Jack, can you keep score?
Yeah. All right. It's going to be Hunter versus Jack.
That was good. That was good.
I'll do this. Yeah. Okay. I have a list.
Jack, you're going to keep score. We'll check in with you. Should we do one
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free? So, I have a list of 70s porn stars and Bond girls.
As many of you know, I've been watching the Sean Connery Bond films.
I also, I'm still here every night. You are still, you just live in my house.
No, I don't sleep here. True. You just kind of are at my house.
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You're an omnipotent presence. Omniscient. Yeah.
No, ubiquitous. Yes. Hunters watch two and a half of the Bond movies.
There will be two that we're not going to credit him points for.
Those will have to go to Jack.
How many Sean Connerys are there? There's like seven.
We're halfway through Goldfinger right now. That's a lot. Yeah.
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But I've assembled, I think, 17 Bond girls throughout the whole...
This isn't just Connery. It's throughout all Bonds.
And then 70s and 80s porn stars.
I'm going to give you a name and you have to tell me if it's a Bond girl or a 70s porn star.
Is it like whoever buzzes in first or no?
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We can do that. I don't think it's fair because Jack has latency. I'm going to keep...
I think we just go back and forth.
And, like, there's no rebuttal. Like, I don't get the point if Jack doesn't
get it, because obviously it's either or.
I'm going to give you... That's a hundred slow, so... I'm going to give you
each an opportunity to score on each question.
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Okay. You can each guess the same thing. You can guess different things.
Gotcha. There will be a point opportunity for both of you every question.
Are you ready to start? I am ready. All right. Holly Goodhead.
That's a porn star. That is a Bond name. That's certainly a porn star.
That is a name for Jack That is a Bond girl Let's go.
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That's crazy Holly Goodhead,
Alright are we ready Yes May Day That's a porn name Are you saying May Day,
I'm not going to get drawn in by May Day Because he's on boats a lot I'm going with porn,
I'm going to go with Bond on another point for
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jack let's go all right i
have it two nothing right now i'm letting jack go first all right all right
let me go first all right here we go kitten navidad i'm gonna go with porn star
name i'm gonna go with bond another point for jack he's running let's go,
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all right all right ready yeah one word viper you're up jack.
I picked Bond-sounding porn stars, too. Yeah, no, that's a good one. That's a good one.
Give me Bond, girl. Give me porn. Porn it is. Hunter's on the board. Yes!
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All right. All right, will you switch back? That one felt tricky.
All right, Cinnamon Love with an S. That's porn.
Porn star, Dave. That's porn. Two to four.
Lolo Ferrari. That's a Bond girl. That's tough. Bond girl. That is porn. No points.
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Oh, well. This is hard as hell. What was her name? Lolo Ferrari? Lolo Ferrari, yeah.
Wow, that's a porn name. That's porn, yes. That's like textbook James Bond. Yep. Feels like it.
Solitaire. Jack? I mean, it's gotta be Bond girl, right? It's porn.
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Because he's in a casino. That is Bond.
Let's go. Five, two. All right. I'm going to give you guys a trick question.
All right. Countess Lysel Von Schlaf.
Countess Lysel. Surely, surely that's a Bond girl. I'm going to oppose it and go porn.
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You got to trust your gut. Sometimes it's for sure a Bond girl.
Yeah. All right. Countess von Countess Liesel von Schlaf,
Yeah that's got it You overthought that one No I was just opposing Jack I need
to gain a lead Alright yeah but you just Shut up Dr.
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Molly Warmflash Hornstar name Bond It's Bond That's a Bond one Okay.
Um kyoko ezumi kyoko
kyoko bond porn star
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name that is a porn star
nice jack you shouldn't be proud of this no he should these are 70s he's going
off vibes only all right dolly golden Dolly Golden This is fucked up because
we're watching Goldfinger right now Bond,
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That is a Porn I knew you were going to do that to try to trick me Debbie Dymo That's A name Porn,
Porn Let's go.
Marlene Willoughby Porn Porn. Porn. Nice.
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Jack, what's the score? It is 8-4 me. How many do we have left?
So many. He said 17, right? Of each.
Oh, man. Alright. We got Flicka Von Gruese.
Flicka Von Gruese? Yeah. Gruese?
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Flicka Von Gruese. G-R-U-S-S-E. Grusse is German. Porn name.
I'm also going to go porn name. It's Bond.
Wow. Okay. The one time I don't go opposite of Jack. I really like Countess Lysel von Schloss.
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Yeah, you said Grusse, and I was like, oh, early day bussy. Grusse.
Scarlet Papava. Scarlet Papava.
Girl. I'm going porn. It's Bond.
Let's go. It's Bond. This would be a good game for Mikey. It would.
Ginger Lynn porn. Porn. It's porn.
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Let's go. I know that one. Coco Brown. What is it? Coco Brown.
That sounds both. It's Bond. I'm going to go Bond too. Porn.
All right ready gauge how do you spell it g-a-u-g-e bond porn porn i'm gonna
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cry skin diamond bond porn porn nice,
all right right this is a good topsy-curvy bond
porn porn i don't believe you
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anymore gave me all the answers beforehand lavender peacock porn bond bond,
Let's go Pussy galore Porn That one doesn't count Pussy galore.
Pussy galore is in the movie we're
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watching right now Pussy galore Was the inspiration behind this segment,
jack is doing the the best strategy
right now just guessing the opposite of me all right mary
good night porn bond it's
bond let's go
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this is bullshit like a score update anyone
like a score what is it 17 to 4 it's 15 to 6 jack that just means you've been
extraordinarily bad too What the fuck do you mean It's a 50-50 shot I'm just
unlucky What are you going to tell me Honey Rider,
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Bond It's Bond,
Doesn't count for me What do you mean it does count for you Because I saw the
movie that she was in Did I give you guys Dr. Molly Warm Flash Yeah.
That's Bond Electra King That's porn Sounds like a Bond girl though Bond. Bond?
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Strawberry Fields. Bond. Bond. That is Bond. I think that's the most famous one, I think.
No, that's a Beatles song. Tuppy Owens. That's Bond.
I don't know. Tuppy Owens cannot be anything other than Bond.
I'm going to go porn star and it is. I hate it here!
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Rhonda Jo Petty. Porn. porn sardine that's porn,
did i give you guys dolly buster no but i'm gonna guess it was dolly golden
two different people very different oh yeah dolly buster okay,
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dolly busted dolly buster the name has changed every time you say it's ben dolly
buster it's porn yes i fucking hate this game i really am not enjoying this anymore.
Jasmine chowdhury bond porn porn savannah samson porn wait what savannah samson Bond,
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Porn Did I give you guys skin diamond yet?
Okay The final entry How much is this one worth? 50?
I'll make this one worth Jack what's the It's 21 to 9 I'll make this one worth 11,
Fuck you You won't get it Shy love,
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a porn star name bond and
jack takes the demanding lead let's
go 32 to 9 oh what are some i don't even break double digit are there any i
didn't do uh there was there's percy proud porn that's bond sylvia trench porn
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bond do you watch that one Oh.
Kissy suzuki bond bond yep i like the one names octopussy solitaire viper gauge,
it's like share but of sucking dick or just being so so if you didn't say three of them,
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hunter's hit rate was nine out of 31 yeah that's 30 33 percent or so that's pretty bad,
how the fuck is that technically i would have been out of 29 because i knew
two of them i think jack gave you the points out of pity did you yeah i got seven this is a good game,
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that's a tough one that's a good one it does only have a one segment shelf life but like,
yeah could be fun with new audience will would hate this game i hate this game
i thought i was gonna enjoy jack how'd you enjoy the game i think think the
novelty ran off about number 15,
what when you're beating me by i don't know 14 yeah yeah i think once i acquired
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a lead that was insurmountable to pass you're like i'm just coasting now now
you're still dominating it's when the backup quarterback comes in and he still kicks ass,
it's kind of like it's kind of like you're just bored from winning yeah fuck you guys.
It happens. When you plunge pics of segments that I hate, I'll go first. That one.
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Will left us a 90-second voicemail giving his disdain for the Savannah Bananas,
and I would like to hear all of it. Is this episode 300?
Yep. 309?
300 was the one that you guys all sat down together Taylor was there I was there
for that I called in Or I was called in on I was called upon Called upon,
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I can't believe You couldn't catch I love You sucked I was there,
I want to play that game with Jason Almey Because he's a noted Bond boy And
also a noted 70's porn watcher It's cause he's 807 years old I just want to let you know I saw that,
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He's 807 Let's listen to this voicemail from Will Who the fuck is Jason Almy
That's a good question What is
Jason Almy Never seen him on a live stream ever Did not mean to call him,
Um I would just Will's voicemail is only Playing.
He asked for the voicemail number The number that does
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not exist anymore more no ceases to
exist and oh the plunge one doesn't exist anymore yes so will was like what's
the voicemail and i just said my number because in my previous text i said call
me and leave a voicemail and then he called the plunge classic classic will newt,
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because it's all yours. This is yours.
I'm calling in. This is the boys of C-Dub. All of you guys are getting the boys
now. I supposed to call a little bit earlier, but I kind of forgot.
It's about the Dispatch up in there. It's the band up in there.
It's actually a big part of what's going on right now. I just have one thing
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to say, one thing only, that baseball is set up.
We don't need to have people trying to save it. I don't want to be the first person that they tell.
People are doing enough out there.
Savannah Bananas, who are not even real best-off friends, see a really good loss.
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And I don't know how you lose when you're literally, like, I just don't really
know. I think I don't want to go up there and go out.
Not that I would be a big Savannah Bananas guy. Not anymore.
You couldn't waterboard that info out of me.
I see right through. Right in the field. Meanwhile, the ball went to the grass.
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Oh, God. All pitchers put it up there. Yeah. Put it up on the field.
He's a national treasure. Like, his mind works so differently.
I like how he worked himself into being like, you know, I...
I used to be a fan. I kind of fuck with the Savannah Bananas.
I fucking hate the Savannah Bananas.
But you love the Harlem Globetrotters. I do love the Harlem Globetrotters. That's the thing.
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People see me hating on the Savannah Bananas. They go, oh, what?
You don't respect exhibitionist sport?
No, I do. But if you're going to be an exhibition sport.
Need you on that globetrotter level i need you doing cool shit
not being on stilts oh i'm on stilts and
there's a ground ball and it's like
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when they're playing it's like the the new 3d mario
side scroller they just do tiktok dances while the umpire dances and then they
pitch they're like ha ha savannah bananas whoa they're like the dauntless in
divergent okay that's what the savannah bananas that's a reference that i don't
think anyone but you is gonna get
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i don't care look it up you're gonna
be like wow wow dude i read the
books and i don't even fucking know what that means no you need to see the movie
the dauntless just run around going like hey whoa we're cool it's like the savannah
bananas if you're gonna be an exhibition team who travels on a fucking traveling
road show sell out to new audiences you don't have a home that They shouldn't
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even be the Savannah Bananas, if we're being honest.
They should just be the fucking traveling roadshow bananas.
Isn't that where Jack's from? Yes. Nope.
If you're going to be an exhibition traveling roadshow team,
I need you to be fucking dominating.
I need you with fucking cork bats hitting the funniest home runs.
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If you're going to go exhibition baseball, fuck stilts, fuck TikTok dances.
Is I need cork bats, metal bats, all the steroids.
I need, they call it banana ball. Fuck banana ball. I need dingers, okay?
That's what I'm here for. You can't do something in baseball that's comparative
to what the Globetrotters do, okay?
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And it's bullshit. Jack, do you know the Harlem Globetrotters record all time?
Don't it's 27,300 to 27,000
wins 300 losses oh oh
I thought you okay the Washington Generals cannot catch a win they get an annual
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win they're awarded a win annually okay that's pretty that's pretty dumb they
have the greatest winning percentage in professional sports history That's three decades,
Of dominance If you're going
to be an exhibition team I need you dominating Also people are
like they're really popular They sold out Fenway Park
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You know who else sells out Fenway Park 81 times over
The Red Sox Because anyone will sell out Fenway Park
For literally anything you put there Because it's
a national landmark I fucking hate
the Savannah Bananas Hunter do you have any input On
the Savannah Bananas i do and
i don't think you're gonna like this okay they are dripped
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the fuck out i agree they have maybe some of the best uniforms in sport brother
sport adjacent brother have you seen the harlem globetrotters apollo creed pretty
much outfits their entire uniforms brother.
The Harlem Globetrotters go out. The regular uniformers is like in relation.
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The regular uniforms, brother.
The Harlem Globetrotters go out there. I've seen the Harlem Globetrotters.
Bro, we should, speaking of X-Bit, we should go to fucking Monster Jam.
Hell yeah, I want to see Gravedigger. I want to see Gravedigger too.
I don't know. I want to see Taz. I want to see Michelangelo.
I used to watch Monster Jam. It was on Speed TV.
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My nephew loves it. It's the best. I've seen it by proxy I don't understand
I tried not to act interested and I'm like Oh shit that monster truck just did
a backflip Dude they're doing flips now One guy accidentally did a full front
flip Like two months ago it was crazy Jack we should go to Monster Jam,
I'm down Let's meet up and go to Monster Jam You know what I want Professional
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bull riding the PBR Also a delight I would love.
To see medieval jousting come back medieval
times medieval times i've been
there it stinks does it like literally and figuratively it smells like horse
shit and you eat like half raw chicken i had to do that for when i was like
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nine so i went when i was like 17 for band i have to jack are you a pro or anti savannah bananas,
or middle i think the savannah bananas are like jack sparrow in that you are
the worst pirate I've ever seen, or I've heard of, but you have heard of me.
Okay, I'm going to call up Tuba. So we can have someone on the team of pro.
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Of course, Tuba's pro banana, by the way.
But I need to give someone an opportunity to shout for the bananas.
Dude, what if he's chefing in the kitchen right now? He's always chefing in
the kitchen, brother. He's making Italian steak.
Flipping his. What's an Italian steak? Oh, tube of divine meal.
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His A plus chef meal. His application would be culinary flavor.
Why is he putting an Italian dressing on a steak?
He puts Italian dressing on the steak tips and then he bakes it and then he
goes, guys, I'm chefing it the fuck up.
I'm chefing it up right now. I mean, I like the process part.
I don't know about the Italian dressing, but I do like the other stuff.
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The baking, it sounds pretty good. I don't know, man. Baking a steak. So you just like steak?
That's what you're telling me. No, you got it. You figure it out.
We just put it together. All Holmes and Watson over here. Really crack at cakes.
Yo, I chefed up Hunter a nice little meal yesterday. You getting a call? Scamming. What was it?
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Take it away. Actual president of Flavor Nation. Hey, I'll let you take it, brother.
My brother in Christ. I ate it so fast.
It was he made me,
most delectable chicken cordon bleu. And then he also made, was it rice pilaf?
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And, was it pan fried? Or was it grilled?
Zucchini? I can't take all the credit.
Nah, you can't. That shit was gas. Shout out Lauren. She made the zooks.
She made the pilaf. You made me plate though. I made the blue.
And then we got Blizzy's after. We did get Blizzy's after.
Nice. Yeah. The cordon bleu. From the longest line
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ever In Blizzard history The number one Dairy
Queen in the nation yes That shit was sick I ate a delicious dinner And then
started watching From Russia with Love And then Riley's lovely Girlfriend and
roommate Jasmine Just showed up with ice cream Did you just call her Jasmine?
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Jack you made one joke one time It has stuck It's been like two years I've never
called her her name I want you to know that She's only referred to There's one
legacy I'd like to leave Correct.
You made that Passing, I don't even know if it's a joke Like accidental I think
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it was an accident But then I think she was coming after me So I had to kind
of just like stand my ground Stand on business You stood on business And let me tell you Jack,
I've been standing on your business For like four years since
Callin' Jackie Jasmine is kind of Bonobo activities
It is Real bonobo hours
right there The amount of who's Jasmines I get And I just do not entertain the
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question I just like next No he's just like it's just Jasmine She does not like
when I do that Because I do do that I'll be like hey mom can Jasmine come to
the Family dinner tonight She'll be like who the fuck is Jasmine I'll be like oh yeah Yeah.
We're getting away from what's really important here, though.
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That chicken cordon bleu. Dude.
I was medium. Is that what you made, rightly? You made a chicken cordon bleu? Of course.
It's one of my specialties. It almost actually turned me on.
If I was out in the wild and I got scooped up. By that plate?
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No, no, no, no, no. Hear me out. A guy's like, hey, man, I got food at my house.
You want to come back to my house And I'll get you some food In like a platonic
way And he cooked me that I'm not gay But I would be for a night That shit went crazy.
Jack I'll make you chicken cordon bleu when you come up You guys are actually
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married So you are pretty Platonically gay yeah We did also give Riley's daughter
a bath And sang to her We did yeah me and Hunter It was very cute we did give
my puppy a bath last night,
I don't know why he came.
I thought you were just going to come watch and talk to me while I bathed her,
and then you were like, I'm in the trenches.
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I was here. If I'm here, I'll help.
Hell yeah. You know that. But yeah, I had butterflied some chicken breasts,
pounded it out, gave it a good pounding.
Nothing I hate more than chewy chicken, you know? I hate chewy,
rough chicken, so I just pound it out.
My mouth's watering thinking about that place. Pound it out,
make it real flat, season it, give it some salt and pep.
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You know you gotta hit it with the salt and pep nothing crazy just some salt
and pep then the secret give it a little a lining on the inside a layer of cream of chicken,
then i do my swiss in my and my
hand are you are you lining on the inside with your hand as you're pounding
it out i'm lining the inside out with my hand well you're lining the inside
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with your hand dude i'm pounding out that paper thing what is literally he is
literally trying to not fuck Fuck that couch right now out of cornyness.
And then I take it and I fold it over itself. I fold over that bad girl chicken that I just pounded out.
And I fold her over and I roll her up and I...
Put some more i i just drip some
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cream of chicken drip some the chicken poured on blussy went fucking crazy i
take a thick dollop of of cream of chicken i just splat it on top you just cream
chicken is everywhere cream chicken everywhere it's everywhere i lathered it,
i don't you know you're gonna tell me i know i get
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it dude i'm literally just thinking about that plate right
now i can't stop oh and then i baked it
in a whole thing of cream of chicken came out topped everything in the cooked
cream of chicken fucking what i've learned if you just put cream of chicken
on anything it tastes good i'm a cream of mushroom guy but i live in a non mushroom
household so i gotta substitute down to cream of chicken you're in a non-mushroom
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And that's too bad because you're a fun guy, too. Ha ha!
Bang! Bang!
Alright, cream of mushroom. Bond villain or porn star?
That's a good one, actually. Bond villain. I would go with Bond villain,
yeah. Yeah, Bond villain.
Cream of weed. Are you saying that if you pound the chicken enough,
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it'll kind of cream of mushroom will just come out?
Well, somehow. Cream of mushroom will come out of Riley if you pound it enough. That makes sense.
Yeah topped it topped it with some breadcrumbs put in the oven 350 to 400,
yeah with the chicken strips it was delicious very
good it's fun to remember that i'm a good cook every now and then because like
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lauren will be like people will be like who cooks and i'm just like her you're
like oh you can't cook and then she's like no he can it's very unfortunate,
he just doesn't man only makes heaters too it's true it's like it's big facts
i was gonna smoke the cordon bleu too that would have gone next level crazy but me like an idiot.
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Didn't clear out all of the gook from my smoker. Cleared out a lot of it,
and I have to take the motor apart.
Dude, smoked steak tips?
I don't know if that would be that good. It's pretty good. I feel like of the
meats, it doesn't need the smoke like a lot of the other meats.
Brother, you just- It would be good. What am I talking about?
My problem with cooking is I just, it's the time commitment. I don't want to do it.
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Yeah, that's fair. I like cooking, but I don't have access to it.
Well, Jack, when you start pounding out chicken, dude, just laying it nice and
flat and pounding it out. Well, I'm not a chicken, dude.
That's when it gets fun. Dude, butterflying it and spreading each side.
Butterflying the chicken breast does create the biggest fucking chicken pussy on plant.
Because to make my cordon bleu, I do have to create giant chicken pussies.
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Man had four gigantic chick pussies on the cutting board, and he was like,
yeah, I'm going to put some more meat in here. You're not wrong, dude.
Fuck the Savannah Bananas That's wild that we got We got there,
I'm almost You don't like the baby races for
the Savannah Banana games I could go to any Fucking
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minor league baseball team And see that I can go four minutes down the road
to Northeast Delta Dental Stadium And watch the New Hampshire Fisher Cats Play
and guess what They have fucking in between inning games too Oh you want to
see two high schoolers in sumo suits jump on each other? Ha ha, we got you covered.
What team has the guy that they call the refrigerator that's really heavy? It's the Flash.
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Oh, the Flash. But is he the heavier guy that just sprints the entire outfield? That's the Flash.
Yeah, that's sick as hell. I wish that I could be that guy. I think the heavy
guy is just the guy who beat the Flash. I think you're still thinking Flash.
I don't know. Do you have a Plunge Picks for us? No, I just wanted to make the
joke after it of I didn't enjoy that segment.
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Jack, do you have a Plunge Picks for us?
Baseball team names major or minor oh real
life yeah okay you can
you can look yeah i think we're gonna need a little bit of research but
yeah jack we have jack we do have a new comment from uh
sarah holton on youtube says jack is so handsome smash smash you got fans now
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jack the real question is would you smash this person who would smash smash
myself no no no she'd smash you but but would you smash this fan? No, he has a girlfriend.
I'd pound the chicken for sure. And you can use alternate names too.
You can use their alternate names.
Trust me, I plan on it. That's nice. Okay.
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Oh, there's so many. We'll start with Hunter, Riley, Jack. Okay.
Hunt, you're starting? Yeah. I'll start off with the Rocket City Trash Pandas.
That's a good one. it's a double a affiliate of
the la angels super good i'm gonna
go with this one just because i always try to get on them when
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i play the show it's the jacksonville jumbo shrimp
that's nice yep yep that's a
good one yeah that's a good one jack okay for
my i'm going to right back to back going to all right i'm gonna say for my first
one i'm gonna go with the nashville sounds Okay Which includes their alternate
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name The Nashville Hot Chickens That's nice Buddy do I have a fucking team for you,
And then for my second pick I'm gonna go with the slept on Chattanooga Lookouts,
Chattanooga Lookouts goes crazy Okay.
To go in the same vein as you i'm going to take not the
new hampshire fisher cats but their alternate team name
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one night a year the manchester chicken tenders
very good double a toronto blue
jays affiliate hunt you're up for two if you pick
the one i'm gonna i want i'm gonna be mad i'm gonna take the
batavia muck dogs that's a
good fucking name and then we go
six rounds i can go yeah all right yeah and then
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i'm also gonna take the amarillo sod poodles that's
a good name i actually end up on them a lot in the show too okay i was really
hoping this would get back to me it didn't think it would let me get the binghamton
rumble ponies don't like that one you don't like the binghamton rumble ponies
brother dude i got sod poodles and dude what What was the other one?
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Amarillo. Oh, there's so many good ones.
Oh, God. I'm going to go with this. Yeah, you're up for two,
brother. All right, I don't know how this got to me.
I can't believe this fell, but I'm going to go with the Kannapolis Cannonballers. That's a good name.
And for my fourth pick, I will take the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs.
That's a good pick. That's sick as hell.
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Okay, I'm going to go with, shout out the Simpsons.
I'm going to go with the Albuquerque Isotopes. I don't...
What do you hold on do you know what the low a west north division as an affiliate
of the seattle mariners team the seattle dick sounders it is the modesto nuts okay,
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I have a very similar pick for my next one.
I'm also going to take the Pensacola Blue Wahoos. That's a good pick. Wahoo!
Represent, baby. Hometown. Let's go. Your hometown is Pensacola, Florida?
That's where I was born. Oh, okay. I mean, I'm from Roswell for sure,
but. Sounds like you're not. Yeah, Pensacola is where I was born.
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Okay. This is where I grew up. Oh, no. Can I change mine?
No. Oh, in similar fashion to Hunt, I will be taking the Lansing Lugnuts. That's nice.
And Jack, I think your final two. It is his final two. My final two?
Okay. So I'm going to go Major League with the Tampa Bay Rays.
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Hey, I didn't even think about the Majors.
And then my sixth overall pick, I'm going to go with a team that recently had
their stats included into the staffs called Negro Leagues.
And I'm going to go with the Birmingham Black Barons. That's a good pick.
That's sick as hell. That's a really good pick.
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With your last pick, who you got? Because I got one and I really hope you don't take it.
Let me get the Hickory Crawdads. I'm glad that you didn't scroll down further
to the lower A affiliate teams.
I'm going to take with the final pick. This is the Charleston Riverdogs.
It's a minor league baseball team of the AAA West and a AAA affiliate of the Houston Astros.
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That would be the Sugarland Skeeters. You guys want to go eight?
Yeah. Okay, Helen, you're up.
I'm also just going to take Rocky Mountain Vibes. Rocky Mountain Vibes is good.
Let me get the Kannapolis Cannonballers. Jack already picked them.
Fuck. That's what I already said.
Okay, let me get the Downey's Wood. That was my third pick. All right,
sorry, sorry. Let me get the Downey's Wood Ducks.
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That's a good pick. That's a good one. it's four words down east wood ducks,
down east wood ducks the
jacksonville jumbo shrimp is crazy thank you yeah that was really good okay
for my seventh pick right yep seventh and eighth seven i'm gonna go with the
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fort Fort Myers Mighty Muscles. That's a good pick. I almost picked them.
And then I'm going to go with...
I got one I want. You want the Pittsburgh Pirates. That's a good pick. Let me get...
God, this league. Has anyone seen the California League? I have not.
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They're really good. No.
Let me get the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes. Okay.
Oh, wait, one more time? The Rancho Cucamonga Quakes. Rancho Cucamonga Quakes.
Cucamonga Quakes. Yeah.
That's awesome. What's up, dawg? Hi, baby girl.
Podcast dawg. Pod dawg. Bring her over here. Pod dawg.
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Jack wants to meet Winnie the dog. Oh, she's playing with the monkey.
Ape together strong. Ape together strong.
She can pass out right here. Yeah, she can pass out between us.
Come here, baby girl. I don't think this will get picked, but the Scranton Wilkes
Bar Rail Riders is pretty hilarious.
Baby girl. Pod dog.
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Pod dog. Pod dog. Pod dog. Pod dog. Pod diggity dog. Pod dog.
Pod dog. She'll lay down.
Riley, Sarah wanted to say your mullet rocks her world. Thank you. I really appreciate it.
You can go shower. We got pod dog. Riley after every pick someone makes.
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That's a good pick. Dude, I think every pick is a good pick.
You guys want honorable mention?
Wait, I didn't do my last one. Yeah, go ahead. The Florence Yalls. Good pick.
Come here, baby. Winifred. I'm ready for my honorable mention. It's okay.
No, it's not destroyed. All right, honorable mention. Let me get the Boston
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Reds. All sock-related teams. Crazy.
White Sox. White Sox, Red Sox. White Sox. White Sox, yeah. I do like the Orioles.
Orioles are good, but that's not what we're talking about. Can we talk about
the Reds? It's just a color. Nice. Crazy.
Yeah, kind of crazy. I saw that one. I almost picked that one.
Yeah, I mean, let me just go through my list. I think Riley has a hat,
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right? You have a hat, right? The biscuits?
No, I have the Manchester Chicken Tenders. The Chicken Tenders.
I almost took the Modesto Nuts. I already picked them. Good pick.
Riley wasn't listening. that's a good pick the lakeland flying tigers is good that's pretty sick,
daytona tortugas goes crazy that sounds
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delicious yep give me a daytona tortuga
i can't believe i got canapolis cannonballers you didn't yeah no i got canapolis
cannonballers well i got my third pick well i got the downies for the second
time brother the augusta green Green Jackets goes so unbelievably crazy as a team name in general.
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Does that make Augusta a name? That stadium's really nice, too. That's a good one.
I went there two years ago for a game. It's Augusta, Georgia,
Hunter. The Green Jackets.
Yeah, Green Jacket for my bad.
No, that is a dumb thing. Yeah, you idiot. Brother, I- Does anyone have the
Tri-City Dust Devils? No, that goes crazy. Okay.
I didn't. That's a good one. The Everett Aqua Socks also goes crazy.
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Batavaria. Jersey Shore Blue Claws. That's nice That's a lobster Greensboro grasshoppers That's.
The Bowling Green Hot Rods, right, Hunt? No, but I wish I did.
Mine didn't. No, yeah, I didn't have that one either. Damn. The Aberdeen Ironbirds.
The Wisconsin Timber Rattlers.
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You didn't get the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers?
Quad City River Bandits goes crazy. Goes so crazy. Any four-word ones?
Lake County Caps? Yeah, four words, immediate. Fort Wayne Tin Caps?
Yeah, a four-word one goes the Midland Rockhounds.
Amarillo Sod Poodles Goes Crazy. Yeah, I got that one. Rocket City.
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The Pet School Blue Wahoos. I got that. Nice, yep.
The Biloxi Shuckers is nice. That's another one that I was back and forth on.
Shuck it up, baby. Shuck it up. Richmond Flying Squirrels. Pretty good.
Binghamton Rumble Ponies is also sick. Sacramento Rivercats is nice.
There it is. No, Sugarland Space Cowboys.
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I had a different. I had Sugarland Skeeters. We missed out on the Sugarland
Space Cowboys? Oklahoma City Baseball Club.
You had the Rumble Ponies, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I have the Binghamton Rumble
Ponies, of course. Albuquerque Isotopes, cool. I have that.
Oklahoma City Baseball Club goes crazy.
We're also forgetting a really good one from the Negro League back in the day
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from Atlanta, the Atlanta Black Crackers.
That is nice. That goes Insano style.
Not in a fun name, but the Memphis Redbirds goes crazy as a brand itself.
Like just just a good club name
the buffalo bisons what are like the best mlb name the expos expos are nice
yeah i remember elementary school when they went away i remember that you know
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my favorite baseball team is no the utah that's dumb thank you guys for tuning in,
that actually the end it very well could be brother you ruined this episode
We're here talking about That was a good Plunge Picks though We were talking about Pussy Galore,
Sarah had to bring up Hunt's first overall pick was the Trash Pandas,
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Plunge Picks iPhone apps No,
Bond Girls and or 70s Porn Stars Okay Just send us the list Yeah can I go first
for assembling the list?
Yeah I'll allow it Alright, I'm gonna take Pussy Galore Pussy Galore is my 1-1
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I think it's an easy 1-1 Was it going to me or to Jack? It's gonna go to you, Hunt.
What is it skin diamond i don't think that's it it is skin diamond it's all the way at the bottom,
skin diamond is correct okay good pick oh man i'm not i get yeah i'm not good
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jack's up for two i know i'm not getting who i want i'm gonna go with honey
rider for my honey riders.
Please you're not getting it because
if he doesn't take it i am this and then
for my number two from diamonds are forever played by lana wood i'm gonna go
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plenty o tool plenty o tool is good uh yeah but you missed out on contest myself
on yeah i totally forgot about that that's true fuck she would have been my
I really wanted Countess Lysol von Schlaff.
I really liked Skin Diamond, and I knew Jack wouldn't pick the longest one on the list.
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Well, you know, that still does leave me with Dr. Molly Warm Flash.
I still got another good one. Yeah, I'm not upset. Let me get Dr.
Molly Warm Flash, and let me get Topsy Curvy.
That's a good one. That's a really good one. I'll be honest.
I really like... Oh, I was just looking at it.
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Kessie Suzuki Dr.
Molly Warm Flesh No no no no no.
Owens. I was like, I couldn't remember the last name. Where's Tuppy? Third down on porn.
Third down on porn. I'd also be bad at this game for what it's worth because
I keep looking in Bond when it's porn and porn for Bond. I made the list.
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Alright, Jack, you're up for your last two.
Okay, for my number three, which again, cannot believe this fell to me.
Here we go. Is it Octopussy?
Because your name is Octobussy. I'm going to go Octo Pussy. Nice.
Great pick. That's nice. It's a good pick. You should take Pussy Galore too.
My fourth is a sleeper pick. Holly Goodhead. Damn it! I wanted Holly Goodhead.
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That's a good pick. That's my number four. I went all Bond Girls.
Also, here's some trivia for you. Who was the very first Bond Girl to have her
first ever feature role as a Bond Girl? Pussy Galore.
Moneypenny. that's a good guess because leah sadu very hot but it was actually
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rosamund pike oh her first ever role was bond girl which had never happened before.
Hunt your final pick can i take countess myself on schlaf again no in which
case i'll take flicker von grissa that's a good,
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let me get viper that porn or boss porn honorable mention lolo ferrari,
i'll take vesper as my honorable mention who is in fact leah sadu um good pick
yeah good pick money penny is also an option but.
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My honorable mention, also a Vaughn girl, was from Die Another Day in 2002,
and it's Peaceful Fountains of Desire.
Fountains of Wayne. Can I pick Sydney Sweeney? Peaceful Fountains of Desire.
Honorable mention, Sydney? You can. She's not related, but honorable mention.
Put some respect on her name.
I don't know if she's a Vaughn girl. She could be. She could be.
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She could be. She could be T-Foobz.
Yeah, she could be T-Foobz. What did T-Foobz stand for? Tits Falling Out of
Bathing Suit. Tits Falling Out of Bathing Suit.
I've never heard that before that was we
were watching one of them last night and i was like damn big
tits falling out of bathing suit and riley goes yeah t-foobs tits falling out
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of bathing suit oh i called her mrs mc mc t-foobs though i called her no i called
her tits mc falling out that's what it was tits mc falling out of bathing suit
i would look at him and just No,
that was from Russia with Love. That was.
Got Tits McFallin out of bathing suit, a.k.a. Tits McFoobs.
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Do we need to do Letterboxd or not yet? No, we'll do that when I finish Bonds.
We will be going back to look at him throw his hat onto the coat rack. I'll be honest.
I don't need to watch the Oilers game because I've been having fun with James Bond.
I'll probably leave at like 9. Sounds like we're going to go finish Spanish Goldfinger then?
I also really like the Goldfinger movie because Oddjob is the coolest dude on
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the planet. Oddjob is cool as hell. He's just a Korean assassin.
That woman was gold as hell.
You kidding me? It's almost time for a new spin. Jack.
We miss you. Come back. I miss you guys too. I'll be back.
You can blame it all on me. We got COVID again and it just keeps happening.
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Oh, I just saw your list that you sent me, actually. Oh, you...
You know who's using it, Riley? You know who's using that list?
Just the two of us. We can make it if we try. Ah, just the two of us.
Just the two of us. Just the two of us. I hear you've been doing that at work. What?
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Just in the two of us. Me? Yeah.
No, it's on one of the radio stations that I listen to, but I don't put it on shuffle.
Hey, have your people been making PowerPoint presentations about how you dress?
One of them gave me a what is no about that.
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Because you remember how you kept complaining that i don't want you seeing what
i do yeah you accidentally keep using your google account which is our google
account because i just found these and thought i was getting hacked and then
realized it was from your You're an intern.
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That's very funny. Yeah.
Stop sharing stuff on my account.
Well, I don't need to be. I enjoy reading your reviews on Letterboxd,
by the way. I enjoy them. I read all of them. I'll log out.
Riley just doesn't want me to know what he's Googling. That's fair.
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Sarah said, Jack, let's get on a plane to go see Riley's mullet.
That's right. right if you uh go to my google history
right now it's just me looking up fun porn names but
then being like but not a porn name generator but funny
porn names they're like funny porn name generator and i'm like no not that dude
that blue angels doc i thought it was so good it was cool i like how all the
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comments are like american military propaganda man you're not gonna to get me.
It's like, this movie's about fucking sweet airplanes and cool pilots. Sick as hell.
They fly 18 inches from each other. That shit's nuts.
Also, you know, the four position guy, every time they take off,
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just goes like, and he always looks like he's going to crash into the other planes.
Recommendation, go check out the Blue Angels doc on Prime. Watch it in 4K if
you can. It's sick. It's super sick.
I don't understand how planes fly upside down. I don't know how we fund it.
No, I... Planes? That part I can understand.
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Flying a plane upside down, that part doesn't make any sense.
My brother's never heard of the Bernoulli principle. Brother,
it's not the planes. It's that we're funding... What is it, 114 or 141?
To make the operation... one yeah i
think it's 141 they're like yeah it takes 141 people
of full-time work to keep the blue angels going city
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to city it's like maybe okay if people
looked at that and they're like hey maybe we don't need to be spending money
on that because there's no point most a fifth of a billion dollars at least
that's oh yeah crazy yeah at least yeah yeah at least yeah for sure That's the
minimum That's the fucking gasoline,
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They're F-18s These things aren't Yeah That's Those are expensive Yeah Yeah Yeah,
But it's super sick, Doc So go check it out Super sick Produced by Super sick,
bro Produced by Glenn Powell You know what else is produced And made by Glenn
Powell Fucking the hitman Which was also sick You know what else is produced On Netflix By somebody.
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In all the other podcasts on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Davis Clark.
No. Oh. Okay. I'm beefing with him, too.
Okay. I'm beefing with everyone. We don't have any friends that are producers
or aspiring actors. Not one.
Me? Sure. We now have one. What about Stu?
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No, Stu. Two. Is Stu an aspiring actor? He produces. Wait, so Davis is out?
Who? Davis removed me from a group chat for a day because he didn't like a joke I made.
And I got to miss out on game one of the Celtics with my friends because of
him. It's true. I'm going to remember that.
He didn't like that I was like, I'm going to remember your little bitch fit there.
(01:00:52):
He didn't like that. Is Davis in the Buzzing to Be here group? No.
We're buzzing to be. He got fired. He did get fired by Hunter.
He can't be in the Buzzing to Be group. He's still holding that over Hunter.
Or I think he's still mad.
He probably is. He hung up when we offered him his job back.
We offered him his job back last week. He said no.
Couldn't hang with the Octobussy. No, I love Davis. Go check out his new movie.
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Shout out Davis. Go check out The 5th of November starring, directed,
and more by Davis Lennon Clark. The 5th of November. Go check it out.
And go check out all of our friends at innercirclepn.com such as The Angry Dad
and The Hood Diner. And The Untrained Eye.
I guess so. The Inner Triangle Podcast Network is a bustling group of entertainment coming at you.
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Don't forget Mikey's podcast, your own brother. Kind of.
The Inner Triangle Podcast Network has never been putting out more content than right now.
Go check out the All Bros Me and Hunt Ape Together Stronged with Rose and Caleb electric episode.
We keep accidentally recording for three hours with them. It's the best.
(01:02:09):
Go check out those guys. They're the best. That episode, if it's not out now, should be out this week.
Yeah. What about you said Hood Diner?
The Hood Diner. the angry watsky brother you're like go check out chris watsky as a person.
Dm him and wish him watsky go
(01:02:29):
wish him well do you remember when you tried to call people for their like prison
last meal yeah their son is it luke yeah picked up and he was like i just did
my homework and you're like what would your what's your favorite meal he just
goes gummy worm i was That's a good pick. That's a good meal.
Yeah. That's a good thing. Call Chris Watsky.
(01:02:52):
His number is?
It's on his YouTube. And say, hey.
Docs. Hope you're doing well. I love you. I should call Chris Watsky. Go Bears. Bear down.
Bear down, Watsky. Bear up, brother. Bear all the fucking way up.
The Bears are going to double the Vikings win total next year.
Okay. That's. Okay. So they got six wins. God damn it.
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Is JJ staying with the Vikings? He is JJ cubed He is, he's timed JJ to the fourth
J to the fourth Oh shit JJ to JJ.
I remember he got a fat contract But I couldn't remember where No I said J to
the fourth shut up J quintupled Quadrupled Quintuppy Dre.
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I think we need to go watch our movie now Jack thank you for joining us Let's
do this more often I missed you I love you Jack sent me a picture of ear wax
that came out of his ear It was really gross I said why did you send this to
me And he goes because you're my doctor and you're also kind of gross.
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That's fair. No, I didn't say kind of. I said you're gross. Also,
Hunter, I think I finally defeated your nicotine-induced vertigo that you gave
me by being here every day for two weeks straight.
Nice. Did I classically train you to give you vertigo? I show up and I was like,
oh my god, the world's on fire.
Yeah, I actually get bummed when I see you here now because I'm like, fuck.
(01:04:21):
I was doing so good. That made me feel bad. That was actually Actually,
that was the lesser ear. Actually, I sent you the lesser one.
You didn't have to send me either. No, you're my doctor.
Brother, if I got my ears checked out, they would be like, how have you been
functioning as a human? So I'm just not going to go.
That's fair. Do you have anything wrong?
(01:04:41):
They've probably both been infected for like a year straight, nonstop.
That's okay. Thank you guys for listening. I'm going to go perform emergency
H-E-E-N-T surgery on Riley and then give him a vasectomy while he's still under.
That's a good move. No more pups for Riley. No more pups for Riley.
(01:05:01):
Oh my God, Riley did give birth to a daughter.
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