The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey

The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey

Get ready for a wild ride as an unhinged musician and his much more likeable friend tackle pop culture, current events, modern dating, and everything in between. Expect hilarious takes, unpredictable moments, and a whole lot of fun. Tune in if you love chaos, comedy, and brutally honest commentary!

Episodes

June 19, 2025 77 mins

Buckle up for an unfiltered Pool House ride as Alex and Kelsey spiral through a week of chaos — tackling everything from PCOS advocacy to the return of Alex’s Handsome Arc, from presidential impressions to a bizarre office Ratatouille situation.

Expect humor, real talk, tangents galore, (and doing our best to steer the vibes and protect your sanity along the way).

💫 Topics include:
✅ PCOS, healthcare struggles, and self-advocacy<...

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Alex gets mistaken for a criminal, Kelsey injects herself on-mic like a badass, and someone might be harboring live rodents at the office. This one has everything: PCOS advocacy, Real ID rants, mango kombucha obsession, ghost echoes of the Pool House, and one cleanly delivered joke that’s definitely going to get heard by the wrong person.

There’s court, burps, and ancient pain disguised as satire.

Also—GT Dave, we love you. Please sp...

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This week, Alex and Kelsey broadcast straight from the heart of the chaos realm. Topics include: being declared a hero by Margaritaville™, breaking up with your Snap score, ex-lurkers watching from the digital bushes, bitchcraft (yes, really), scrying mirror rituals, farming wisdom, hate crime grief, and one hell of a live truth spike about who actually told Alex not to trust Kelsey.


Also: questionable mail, unexpected impressio...

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In this raw, rambunctious birthday episode of The Pool House, Alex and Kelsey spiral through pop culture, politics, grief, bodily functions, and healing with the comedic grace of two trauma-bonded philosophers high on acid, sleep deprivation, and nostalgia. From roasting Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe to unraveling dating app toxicity and reflecting on what real growth looks like in your late 20s, the episode feels like emotional k...

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May 25, 2025 74 mins

Buckle up for Pool House’s 2nd Castiversary, where Alex and Kelsey unleash unhinged chaos and raw heart! We roast Biden’s cancer news (1:17:40), yeet Musk with a chancla (3:33), and rage for Adriana Smith’s justice (49:01). Alex spills on five months sober, a new work crush’s “butterflies” (39:36), and buries old ghosts for good (32:06). From chicken jockey slurs (0:00) to Disney’s Lilo and Stitch flop (1:06:01), this pivotal episo...

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Joe Biden’s cancer news gets the Pool House treatment—snarky riffs, Elon Musk takedowns, and Alex’s sobriety glow-up. Chaos, laughs, and real talk ensue.

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May 12, 2025 102 mins

Yo, Pool House squad, buckle up for The Cooter Cold War—the most unhinged episode of The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey yet! It’s us, Alex (rocking a fresh, non-emo brown hair vibe) and Kelsey (battling couch dogs and flower budgets), serving up comedy podcast gold. We’re spilling tea on everything—Mother’s Day nightclub chaos (shoutout to the Latinas stealing the show), Kanye’s Nazi spiral, and Trump’s alleged diaper disasters (y...

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Buckle up, you glorious weirdos, for another unhinged dive into The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey! We’re serving piping-hot 2025 tea, starting with Honey Boo Boo’s Lifetime biopic that’s got us shook—Alana Thompson spilling her truth while we clutch our pearls over Mama June’s money-grubbing past. Then, we channel our inner Trump (because who else?) to drop his Kisses and Tears folk album, a Bob Dylan knockoff so bad it’s got Mel...

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April 23, 2025 55 mins

Buckle up for a wild ride with Alex and Kelsey in this episode of The Pool House! We’re slingin’ hot takes faster than a YouTube ad you can’t skip. From the soul-crushing grind of makin’ bank on platforms like YouTube to the absolute yawn of subscription fatigue—yep, we’re calling out every streaming service milking your wallet. We also dive into the chaos of retail theft (smash-and-grab vibes, anyone?), the bittersweet farewell to...

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Alex and Kelsey return to talk about some unexpected casino guests, funny Dragon Ball names, surprising Ancestry.com reports, coming out of the "bilingual closet," beef with moms, childhood trauma, the scary consequences of AI, quitting old (and funny) habits, angry computer troubleshooting advice, the REAL story of Steve Jobs, the art of being alone, becoming a "dog whisperer," cat parenting, Kelsey's cat d...

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April 17, 2025 24 mins

The gang returns to talk about the creepy entity in the pool house (and getting it out of there asap), Elon Musk's weird decisions and behavior, Alex's weird decisions and behavior, and weird decisions and behavior in general. It's the brand, get used to it.

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Alex and Kelsey are back to rant and rave about Kanye's off-the-rocker Akademiks interview, the end of the "eclipse portal" and weird vibes at Whole Foods, the concept of Foucault's Panopticon and the increased surveillance state, the cyclical nature of life (and karma), apologies to exes, mental health diagnoses, career changes, friendship, wedding planning (Kelsey's wedding), (other) exes returning, and so m...

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March 23, 2025 56 mins

Alex and Kelsey return and discuss where they've been for the last month and a half, including fun stuff such as the flu, job changes, the lunar eclipse and the drama that's followed it, long awaited apologies, mental health, the direction of the podcast, what Trump's been up to, and more.

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February 12, 2025 69 mins

Alex and Kelsey return to talk about where they've been for the last month, as well as mental health breaks, hospital stays, the new President, twisted Nickelodeon shows, bad nights out, online dating fails, dealing with breakups, and so much more.

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January 12, 2025 51 mins

The gang talks about the looming TikTok ban, the also looming Trump inauguration, PornHub's new Orwellian changes, Alex's sobriety journey, and Kelsey's updates about RuPaul's Drag Race.


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In the first episode of 2025, Alex and Kelsey recap new years and the holidays, politics, current events, funny YouTube video titles, Kelsey has a story about a recent near-death experience and Alex, while sick, brings new bits to the table inspired by cough medicine and fever dreams, such as a new take on the Joker, and a rant about Asian representation in Hollywood and superhero films. The gang also talks about a new fun prank id...

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December 30, 2024 61 mins

The gang returns for a pre-New Years special to talk about the TikTok ban, weed cart reviews, Costco Guys, Trump's new haircut, bad Trump impressions (again), the upcoming album, a weird Dr. Phil encounter (again), the perks of virtual reality, Cody Ko's return to the internet, a review of Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and so much more.

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December 18, 2024 58 mins

After a long, much needed vacation, the gang returns to talk about all of the horrifying things that have transpired in the world, but also touch on the fun little things happening in their own lives, while crushing hard on Luigi Mangione, you know, that Luigi Mangione. The sexy one.

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Alex and Kelsey return (with improved sound quality) to talk about who they think will win the 2024 Presidential Election. Alex has choice words for both Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, while Kelsey tries to convince him not to throw away his vote. The gang also talks about the Costco Guys (and Rizzler) appearing on Fallon the other night, Alex's threat to Aaron Judge, and Tom Cruise's alleged sexual proclivities with fish. Yes you...

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Alex and Kelsey are back to talk about the Terrifier series, drama happening at Kelsey's work, Trump and Kamala, and so much more.

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