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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On this episode of
the Powerspoint Podcast.
We want to know why.
Why are you doing that?
It's bugging us.
It doesn't make sense, so whyare you doing it?
Today, we discuss the strangeand weird things people do.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hey Scott, give us a
strange and weird beat.
I dip my fries in ice cream.
Yeah, I like it that way.
Talk to my plants, tell themjokes every day.
I sleep with socks on when it's90 degrees and I name all my
cars like they're part of myteam.
People give me side eyes,whisper and stare, but I don't
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really mind cause I just don'tcare.
I do things a little bitstrange.
March to the beat of my ownparade.
If you think it's weird, well,that's okay, I wouldn't have it
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any other way.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Religion we don't
talk politics.
We like to keep thingslight-hearted and, quite frankly
, we're not looking to startwars.
So with me, as always, thebricky bruiser, jim banks, hello
, hello.
And I was.
I was trying to figure out abetter name for keith instead of
toledo terror, so this one hitsToledo history.
(01:44):
We got the glass city gladiatorright here.
Keith, love it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Love it, love it.
Good to be back.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So, as Jim said in
the beginning of the show, you
know a lot of people are theylike to talk behind other
people's backs like watch him,watch him, he's doing that, he's
doing that, you know, and thatperson that's doing that may
think it's normal.
(02:12):
You know, like everybody doessomething, you know, so
everybody else is doing the samething.
In fact, that's not true.
So we like to talk about thosepeople that do the weird things
that we don't do.
And we got a.
We got a couple today.
We got really good response offof Facebook.
We got good responses offInstagram and Tik TOK.
I tried my hand.
I was trying to find a betterway to promote the show, so I
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was like, oh, we could post itlike words.
And I was like, nah, let's go4k.
And I, I was bored at work oneday and, uh, I just did it, you
know.
So my wall would actually matchthe wall that jim's on.
So if keith had a wall thatcolor, the three of us could sit
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in the same studio oh my god,you in the bathroom what have
you guys been up to?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
uh watching rick
flair memes on uh instagram has
almost been ruling my whole week.
Them things have been making melaugh what's going on with all
rick?
This, the uh.
Somebody has a thing I thinkit's called no context flair or
something like that, but theyalways got like little rick
flair clips with, uh, some kindof like funny, you know, like
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funny setup for a joke.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know, I can't
really think like when he uh,
he's drunk, he's, he's likeyelling at him doing an
interview.
Yelling it says like when, uh,your co-worker makes fun of you
or something and then you lethim know who you are and it's
rick in an old, rick flairinterview, or something yeah,
yeah, like you know who, sam,yeah, a rick flair pal.
Yeah, that's, those are or uh,funny when I saw was dusty roads
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.
And it says when you're, uh,when your sons think they're
gonna beat up their old man, andit shows like when he was in uh
mlw or something and uh, he'sin a flannel and stuff and uh,
steve carino's like poking himand stuff or poking him and he
just slaps him.
He starts beating their butt.
It looks like a dad beating uptheir kid yeah you know, do you
think?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
uh, do you think cody
will ever bring the mustache
gimmick back?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I wish he would oh no
, he's doing good.
Looking like flare, right likethe whole thing right got the
nature boy look you know, codyrhodes, I can see it picking up
from last week.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
We talked about our
wrestlemania dream cards, which
a lot of people liked and, uh,they found it exciting.
I knew the non-wrestling fanswouldn't really dig it.
You know a lot of people aren'tin the celebrity death match,
so that's why I'm like swayingaway from doing the AI, you know
, even though it's fun for usand and and and creating stuff
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and watching the results.
And we talked aboutWrestleMania season.
Well, it's also the hall offame season.
So so far in this year'sinductees are triple H he's the
head of the class, michelleMcCool.
The natural disasters just gotannounced.
That's tugboat and typh or atyphoon yeah, an earthquake and
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typhoon.
And lex luger finally.
Wow, you know, and a lot ofpeople, a lot of people were
talking trash about lex becausehe didn't really appreciate the
fans and this and that, and Iwas like that was like 30 years
ago.
You know, let the guy go.
I think he paid the price bybeing paralyzed.
So Cody Rhodes showed up toDDP's house.
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That's where he is going tofind Lex.
Here comes the trains, so Codygoes downstairs and DDP's house
and sneaks down the hallway andhe knocks on the door and DDP is
like what's up?
And he's like, oh, specialguest.
And so he, he went down and hetold Lex Luger, and it, you're
being inducted into hall of fame.
(05:52):
And uh, cody went to shake hishand and Lex is like nah, nah,
ddp is like now, brother.
And Lex stood up and and hehugged Cody.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I thought he was
faking all these years.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But for the history
between Dusty and Lex, you know
it was only right for Cody tosay, hey, you're being inducted,
it's great, but it's like a bigfamily show this year.
All right, so Triple H ismarried to Stephanie.
Okay.
Michelle McCool is married tothe Undertaker, so that's her
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way in, even though she doesn'tdeserve it, because really I
can't even think of a MichelleMcCool match in the top of my
head that made me want to belike, oh, I gotta watch that
match again, you know it'sprobably her non-televised
matches that got her in.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
If you get what I'm
saying yeah, yeah he was a key
member of lake cool but thenatural disasters.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I did not know that
tugboat is cody rhodes's uncle
yeah, because he's married todusty's sister, and then, uh,
luger.
I don't know where he stands inthat, but I'm sure he has some
kind of family member too, andso if you want to be in the Hall
of Fame, got to marry somebodyin there.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
All right, you know
to be fair, I think, to Lex in
his prime what could late 80syou know, early to mid 90s Lex
Luger possibly have in commonwith the average man to where he
would have like some kind oflevel, to what?
Do you understand what I mean?
You know what I mean that thestuff that he had to do to get
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to where he wanted to be withhis body and his work and his
job and his all, that he was ona level that the the average guy
wasn't, wasn't even going tocome close to, let alone, in his
eyes, be any kind of peer tohim.
You know what I mean so well.
I know it doesn't give him anexcuse to be rude to people or
anything like that, but you gotto figure.
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You know what I mean from hisstandpoint.
You know people I don't know.
He probably had a hard timeunderstanding people that didn't
want to take things to the samelevel that he was.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well, you, if you
look at the Lex Express, and
they showed a lot of behind thescenes clips where fans would
ask for autographs and he'd belike get away from me, kid, you
know when he is supposed to begreat.
He didn't want to sleep on thebus for all that time and to
find out he didn't get paid thatwhole bus trip across America,
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you know, but he had to do it.
I'd be a little pissed too, butyou can't mistreat the fans if
you're a face or a good guy forthose that don't listen.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Well, not fan-driven
industry, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Hey, we also got a
few.
We got a new listener.
I just want to give him a shoutout.
Uh, he started listening to theshow this week and he's already
like clearing through him.
He likes that we don't reallyhave a subject.
You know, yeah, he's going intoit as you don't know what to
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expect with us, which is thathas always been my goal for this
show.
You know like you're going towant to tune in because you
don't know what they're going totalk about.
So I'd like to give Mohammed,or Mo, a shout out man and tell
him thanks for taking the timehe's been digging in on the FAKE
radio, wild FM radio the newsno one asked for the powers
(09:24):
powers point.
He's been cramming it in man.
I appreciate people like himand I know you guys do too.
Oh yeah absolutely thanks Mo,thank you and then another
person that that loves us too.
His name is Armagete, he's upin Detroit, he's another driver.
He listens to us faithfully,and he says His name is
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Armageddon he's he's up inDetroit, he's another driver.
He listens to us faithfully,and he says when he listens to
the show he feels like he's at atable with his friends.
You know, just just sittingaround shooting a bull with,
with, with the boys.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Strange friends.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
So no, but man, I
really appreciate them.
People you know, and Dave, daveand edmonton, of course, has
been catching up on the podcast.
He really loves it.
There's all these new peopleand and again, thanks, but tell
all your friends about it.
You know, if you can, guys canget one person at least, uh, try
us out.
I'm not going to say they'regoing to like us, but at least
they would try us out.
You know a lot of we're not biglike joe rogan's experience.
(10:30):
You know, uh, we're not biglike, uh, jim cornett's
drive-thru and all that stuffyou know.
So a lot of people tend to skipthe little people, but we're
still in the top 10 of all allthe world.
Yeah, on over 2 million, our 39million podcast, we're still in
the top 10.
So I'll take that, let's go.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We're not Rene Dupree
big.
We move front side.
You see this stuff, with himcalling out Bob Holly for a for
real fight.
Yeah yeah, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You know.
But I want those people to knowthat we are watching, we are
listening, yeah, yeah, oh, mygoodness, to discuss because we
think it might be fun, orthere's no way in hell you'd go
there with that topic.
Well, we will.
So you can go to the powerspoint podcast at yahoocom
subject line, put in the topicand just write whatever.
Or you can go to Instagram andhit me up at powers31911.
(11:43):
Powers 31911 just dm me, let meknow.
And then, uh, I put a lot ofinvites out.
Guys, I put a lot of invites.
So will we hear anything back?
Don't know, but I'll never knowunless I try.
You know.
You know we, we work hard atwhat we do.
I couldn't find a bunch ofbetter guys to do this with.
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You know, jim and Keith.
I couldn't do it without them.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So yeah, well, that
sounded a little strange and
weird right there, Scott.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
No, I'm not retiring,
don't worry.
I've gone through pretty muchhell this week and I've done a
lot of thinking, man, just aridiculous amount of thinking,
and and and uh, you guys arelike my what do you call that
like my anchor.
You know that I can come backto because I know that I'm gonna
have fun.
Sure, you guys gotta listen towhat's going on in my, in my
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outside life, and it reallysucks, but I'm not gonna get
into it and bring the other showdo you have your window open in
the back over there?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I was wondering the
same thing, because every time I
see them drapes up, I'm likeplease tell me that window's
open.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Either that or it's a
ghost.
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I was thinking the
exact same thing.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
That's weird.
Start moving.
So when we come back from thecommercial, we're going to talk
about things people do that theydon't think is weird, but
others say that's just weird.
So look, you're doing it yeah,so stay tuned.
We'll be back after thesemessages.
(13:14):
What's up guys.
It's adult film star Jesse Jane, and you are listening to the
Powers podcast.
The best podcaster is out there, so you better listen up.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
You better tune in
and get it.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
All right, welcome
back to the show Now, as I said
before, we're going to talkabout things that people do or
we do that others may think isweird.
I'll give you an example, guys,on the video, every vehicle I
owned I have to name.
You know, my Jeep is a Sahara,because she's gold Sandy, and I
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didn't want to call her Sandy,you know cause?
Then people would think Greece,uh.
And then my, my red pickuptruck is Scarlet.
Another example of things that Ido I only wear black today.
Today, I got a little color init, unless I'm wrestling, and
it's green.
And then the only other thingthat I think I do that people
find weird is I got a littlecolor in it, unless I'm
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wrestling, then it's green.
And then the only other thingthat I think I do that people
find weird is odd numbers.
I can't get over it, even onlikes.
If I see that it might be 164likes and I like it, I'll wait
till somebody else likes it to165, just so I can hit the 166.
The microwave I only use evennumbers.
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The gas pump I'll make sureit's even Dude like.
I absolutely hate odd numbers.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I understand hitting
the gas pump, trying to hit it
on the dollar amount orsomething, but even if you go
over like one cent or threecents, you got to go to the
nearest what?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
The nearest even
number.
You go over like one cent orthree cents.
You got to go to the nearest.
What the nearest uh even numberso like?
If it's uh, if it's like 12 or47 cents, I gotta make it 12, 48
or 12, 50 but if it's a stickyhandle, you're gonna be there
forever like trying to like getit right I have like gas drip
out down the side of my car toget that.
I don't need to know that.
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Like because the gas tank is sofull that it's coming out, oh
that.
And then I hurry up and takethe window thing, the squeegee,
and wipe off the gas off my car.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Squeegee and gasoline
.
Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
So when somebody else
uses it for their windows, it
leaves streaks.
Oh, my God, you're freakingnuts but those are like three of
the things that you know theblack they always think I'm in
mourning.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't, I don't know
why I wear you just love johnny
cash that much hey, I am theman in black, the old man in
black do you think it's likeslim, like slimming, or
something, or man?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
dude, I need help
slimming somewhere, doesn't?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
show dirt.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I don't know, man, I
always loved wearing black.
I don't know, you know, likeblack baseball hats.
The only white baseball hat Iwear is my Army veteran hat.
Everything else is black.
You know, my hair's usuallyBurt Reynolds black, but what
about your underwear?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Is that brown or
yellow, black?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Black Can't see the
marks.
Oh God, what do you guys dothat you others may think is
weird?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well, I thought we
were going to go over like just
broad, broad ones and stuff likeor is this it?
No, this is what I do.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
This is actually
answers that people have given
me that we're going to talkabout too.
So everybody does got some kindof quirk that they do that
others, like I said, find weird.
So is there anything you guysdo that you think's okay?
Is there something you eat or away you eat it that others may
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not?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
What about you, keith
?
There's one I used to do.
It wasn't a very long-lastinghabit, but I'm sure I told you
guys before about my stomachissue.
So I used to always drink a lotof Alka-Seltzer and there was
one time this is probably 20years since this, because I
remember my daughter was just ababy but, um, there was one
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night I was uh making myself anAlka-Seltzer and a little piece
had broken off still in thepackage of the tablet, and so I
just took the little piece and Iput it on my tongue and I let
it dissolve on my tongue andthat turned into this weird
habit of like doing that everytime yeah, the word became like
I would break a piece off beforeI would make it.
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I like stopped doing it and Itold people even that I stopped
doing it and I was like I don'tknow why I do that.
I said, but I ain't doing itanymore.
And then, uh, I got to givecredit to my friend, uh, tony
Maldonado Not that he'll hearthis, but I did it again in
front of him and he was the onlyone that ever says hey, man, I
thought you stopped doing that.
I was like that's that's friend, right there.
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He was actually thinking so I'mnever going to get embarrassed
like this again, and I don'tthink I ever did it again after
that.
I don't know why I did it.
It was just what it just itfelt weird when it like
dissolved on my tongue and itwas a little bit of a weird
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habit.
That lasted probably a lotlonger than what it should have,
but I don't think it was like.
I think it was like a matter ofmaybe months, not necessarily
years.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I hope not, Jesus.
Have you thought of anything?
It just felt good after you didit and you said let's feel good
again.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I did this this way
so I have to do it again the
same way to feel good.
Yeah, oh, my stomach was atthat point, it was at a really
bad stage where I had to um youknow anything, drinking water,
you know any kind of food, anyanything.
It just burned from my throatto, you know, to my stomach.
It was just on fire, it burnedand everything.
You know I'd be normal and then, like a burp would come up.
When that burp would come up,that bile and all that would
come up and it was just, youknow, it was just pain, it was
misery.
So I was drinking salt, whichprobably contributed to the
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blood pressure thing, you know,because those are like straight
salt.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, yeah so good,
good times.
So, jim, you think of anythingyet?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Oh no, I got stuff,
just give a couple.
What do you do Havingconversations with pets?
Oh, I do that.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, we do too.
They're like our best friends.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, Cause I mean
I'd rather talk to them than
fricking like humans a lot oftime.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
That's a very common.
You know I said there, thereare a lot of people think that I
think we'd be surprised.
When you're not a pet person,you know, when you're not like a
you know owner or dog person orwhatever, I think you don't
notice it.
But when you are one, youdefinitely start to notice it.
A lot of like oh okay, there'sway more of these Like it was it
.
Oh okay, there's way more ofthese, like it's almost like a
club you didn't realize was outthere until you ran it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Now, what about
inanimate objects?
Like you talk to your car orsomething.
Come on, please start, pleasestart.
And you're like havingconversations with your vehicles
.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Well, with Scarlett,
my truck, you know, with the
transmission, getting ready togo out.
On that.
I drive it because my Jeep'sbeen in the shop the last couple
of days.
So when I get somewhere Ialways pet the damn fender like
a dog.
I'm like thanks, oh my God,thanks, you know.
Or I walk out of work to aparking lot and I see it in the
parking lot.
I'm like you ready to go home,scarlett, you ready to go home?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh my God, that's
awesome.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I think it's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You know good, juju
out there now, on that I'm
acting like that.
Here's another one I got.
Pretend that you're on a tvshow or like you're being like
recorded or something whichpretty much nowadays in our
society every second someone'srecording everything.
But I always thought, likeafter watching the era of
reality shows, I said you knowwhat?
I?
I'm in a reality show every day.
I know I tell my coworker thisall the time that we're on a
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show.
He's on the show on my show andstuff, because we're at work
and everybody that just walkspast us coworkers that we don't
talk to.
They're like background extrasand if one of them will come up
to us I'll say they'll talk tous and then they'll walk away
and I'll go uh, who gave them aline?
They're not supposed to talk.
So you break the fourth wallevery so often and look at your
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camel those are your head aroundactors yeah, he'll do something
and I'll just like look, lookto the wall or something, like
it is a camera, and just likeshake my head or something,
because I told him that ifaliens are watching us, like
advanced species are watchingall every one of us, what we're
doing and stuff.
I said somewhere I'm a bigcelebrity in some like for
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aliens.
They're like I've been watchingyou for years.
You are hilarious, right?
So I'll like act and do goofystuff and like even it leads to
another one is laughing alonewhen no one's around, you just
start laughing at stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Some people think
you're crazy.
I do that all the time.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I find myself always laughing.
Back in the days when you wouldgo to movie theaters, I would
always burst out in laughterwhen the rest of the theater was
silent.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I do that when
comedians bomb and we'll say
very weird.
And next thing I know I juststart bursting out laughing
because of the awkwardness inthe room.
And I know that comedian eitherthinks man, I'm pretty funny or
what a dick that guy is.
You know it's one or the other.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
If I tell a joke and
I'm around one or more people
and nobody laughs, I'll juststart laughing myself and say oh
my God, that bomb's so bad andjust like that's hilarious
that's the way people shouldlook at life, man, because we're
going to bomb, so just yeah,you can take it as it is okay,
here's one.
Here's one um reducing the carvolume, so you can uh see better
or smell better I do that too.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I thought I was the
only one who did that you know,
when you're looking for a house,you turn the radio down yeah,
or like you smell something,your car is burning or something
you like lower the volume.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Like wait, you talk
about you need to quiet in the
car, wait, wait.
You're like what are you doing?
I'm smelling.
It's like you're smelling, youlower the volume yeah, I do that
as well, man okay, this one.
It goes with my uh, my wife also.
Um, you're in the grocery store.
You're carefully examining a,examining a product at the
grocery store because the oneyou actually want is being
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blocked by another customer.
So you're just standing therelooking at the the one product
but that you're not going to buy.
You're just waiting for thatperson to get out of the way.
Right, you guys do that.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Uh, I don't.
I don't know if I've done that.
I had a very similar situation,though, the last time I was at
the grocery store.
One of those shoppers, whateverthat they get paid to shop.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Online.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, I was just
standing and I was waiting to
get some Noosa yogurt for mywife and he's just standing
right in front of him and I'mwaiting, I'm waiting, I'm
waiting, and he's like takingthis time looking around.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
so like I gave him a
couple seconds then and then I
had to say, all right, come on,bud, I gotta get this yeah, I
don't do it often, unless it'san elderly person, and I'm like
you know, I don't want to likerush them and stuff or scare
them because I'm this bigmonster, but my wife, she'll
just, she'll go shopping andI'll go.
Why didn't't you get like thecan or the tuner or something?
And she'll say, well, someonewas blocking it and pissing me
off, so I just left.
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Yeah, I'm like, well, now I gotto go get it and stuff, and
just because you know someonepisses you off, you just leave
it off your list.
I'm like that's crazy.
Get in there and interrupt them, shove them aside, say move.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It drives me, those
carts and they're driving around
and they like, act like they'rethe king of the road and they
start hitting you, you know.
So both, both sides, they'renot like you can't pass them, or
they get up and they stand onthe seat to reach the top of
those top shelf.
Or greg luganus, up there onthe on the platform, man, you
know like and when is it everfor a healthy product right?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
and they do.
It's always for a bag of chipsor some cookies or something
that.
Hey, man, if you got to be inthat chair, maybe you shouldn't
be reaching.
Maybe you should be reachingfor something a little healthier
, eh.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Can't reach the
broccoli.
It's sitting right in front ofyou.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
You don't do it in a
produce aisle.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay, what about this
one?
You pretend you didn't seesomeone.
You know, ah, see someone.
You know that.
You act like you didn't see him.
Or you grab your phone and youlike hurry up, start talking on
your phone, but no, nothing's on.
You're like no, no, I don'tknow, because you're either
doing it because the person isannoying or they're crazy and
you're like I ain't got time forthis.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Yeah, all right or
sometimes it's just not in the
mode yeah, how about this?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
how about this?
How about this one?
This person said they eat theirmeals in reverse order of
desirability.
Yes, I do Like you, hurry up,eat the stuff that you don't
like first, and I do that.
If I have like a steak, I eateverything around and then the
king of the course, the steak,and then I just take my sweet
time and by that time it's coldsweet time and by that time it's
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cold.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well, me and the wife
call that one.
We, whenever we're eatingdinner, we call it the last bite
.
We've called the last bitealways.
Rule is that you save the great, the best tasting thing in that
meal.
You save at least one bite fullfor that.
That's the last bite.
I want to linger till you knowyou get to bed and stuff this
person needs cereal with a forkbecause they don't like soggy
cereal I can see that I eatcereal out of a cup.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I haven't eaten
cereal out of a bowl in in
decades but then they have touse milk.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
What?
Why wouldn't they just not usemilk?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
because it would be
so.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh yeah, true, but I
did it maybe they like the
flavor with the sugar I seenonline last year someone made a
bowl and it had like a weirdkind of uh curve to it and like
dip to where you could have yourcereal.
You could pour the milk on thecereal but it would gather in
another section the milk and itwill make it soggy or somehow.
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You dunk your, you put thecereal in there before you eat
it.
I like dunk it right before youeat it.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
How about the, the
people that have to tell their
dogs or cats when they whenthey're leaving, I'll be right
back.
I'll be right back, you know?
Like the dog or the cat sittingthere watching the clock like,
look, she said she'll be rightback, you know.
And then three hours laterthey're pissed.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
I not only do that.
It's usually accompanied withabout 30, 40 seconds of
emotional hugs and kisses beforeI leave with this guy.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
My parents used to
leave the TV on when they would
go somewhere for the dog andstuff.
Yeah, it's like he wants towatch TV.
I'm like you're wastingelectricity and stuff.
And then when we got a dog, mywife's fricking like leaving.
Well, it's going to calm herdown Just having the news or
something on real light andstuff.
And you know I'm like what?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
are you doing?
How about the people that saygoodbye to the places they stay
at?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, you know like,
oh, thanks, thanks.
You know like, uh, you tell theroom or whatever, thanks, it's
kind of like I don't knowtalking to your vehicle, thanks,
you know.
So long Toronto.
How about, oh, how about peoplethat females, this one, this
female, says that she puts hersports bra on from her feet,
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like what it's a feet, you know,like before most people put the
sports bra on.
I guess from you know theypulled over their head and put
their arms through, but they putit on the ground, step into it
and pull it up the torso andthen wear it like that.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What she likes, the
feel or something going up her
freaking whole body, or is shestanding on her head?
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I don't know either
man, or is she standing on her
head?
I don't understand.
I don't know either man.
So I want to talk about alsosome of the ones that Facebook
gave me from the video.
I'm not saying names becauseI'm not doing any embarrassing
things.
No, All right.
So this one said that.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
The name is all sky
powers.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
This person collects
crab species, Names them.
Wait a minute.
Crabs.
What Crab species you know?
Like hermit crabs.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
On all the dates
they've been on.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
No Soft shell crabs
and they.
She said that she collects crabspecies, names them, takes care
of them and even baby talksthem.
She likes the crabs more thanher cat and she has over 100.
She has over 100.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's like a pet and
stuff, so I guess it ain't that
too weird.
I mean, it's just a pet thatyou like, I don't see nothing
wrong with that see, I thoughtyou'd said feces.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
That's why I asked
what you said?
Said you I really did.
I thought you said the crab'sfeces, like go, that's.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
That's a new one you
feed it different things just to
give you different shapes, kindof like that wombat, oh god
made me curious what it lookedlike.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Here's what that
looks like.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Here's a big one that
people thought was weird, but
it seems like other people have.
They do it too.
They dip their pizza in ranchsauce.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I've heard of that.
I don't do it though.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I don't Crust, maybe.
Yeah, like me, I don't eatmicrowave pizza and I don't eat
microwave pizza and I don't eatleftover pizza and I don't eat
cold pizza.
Never had it in my life, you'recrazy.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Those are my
favorites right there leftover
and.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Kidding me?
I'm never eating it, man.
If a food sits out for longerthan an hour, or even 30 minutes
, I won't even touch it.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You're almost like
Ringo Starr.
He said he's never had pizza inhis life.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Have you ever had a
cheesy blaster?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Whoa Sounds like I
was young and I was like a dated
one.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
So I believe it's off
the show 30 Rock, I think, but
my daughter loves them.
It's a cheese pizza with a hotdog split in the middle and
cheese melted on the hot dog andyou fold it over and eat it
like a sandwich.
Oh, you fold the pizza, yeah,and usually you get like the
Tony's pizzas, the little youknow, Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
All right, is it
called a blaster?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
A cheesy blaster.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I thought you put
like a whole bunch of different
cheeses on a cheese pizza.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
It's kind of yeah, I
guess you do end up putting more
cheese on it.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I mean, you just end
up putting the cheese on the hot
dog Right on Whatever makespeople happy.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
That's a quote there.
Huh, you got to put the cheeseon the hot dog.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Other people.
I thought naming cars was weird, but obviously a couple people
said that their husband namedtheir car, beatrice, and a bunch
of people named their vehicles.
Yeah, this is a weird one, guys.
Again, I'm not mentioning names, but you can click on my
Facebook page to see who saidthis.
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So this person said they likethe smell of their socks.
That makes me wonder are theyclean?
Is that you know?
Because, like, sometimes youwash your hands with some like
hand soap and it's like, oh,that smells good.
You know?
Uh, is the laundry detergentthat good that you're like?
and you don't judge that youlaugh like the little bear, or
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that's the pills well, I meanyou like your own smell.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I mean it's not going
to really you know it's coming
from you really, so it's notlike somebody else's.
You'd be more grossed out atsomeone else's smells, I guess.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
And to each their own
, and I'm sure they're an
amazing person otherwise.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Well, there's a lot
worse things people do.
I mean that's just someone'spersonal taste of smell.
I mean everybody's got adifferent smell.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
I love the smell of
gasoline.
I don't know about that.
I think that smells good.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, with Scott's
window open, we could probably
smell him.
Now, I think I.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You hear the?
Speaker 4 (32:33):
trains in here.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
How about beside the
stem?
This person eats the wholeapple.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh, I've seen the
core and everything when I was
on the football team in middleschool, when we were on the bus
traveling to another uh high, uhschool and we're all in our
uniforms getting like, likesmacking, going crazy, just like
smacking, our heads gettingpumped and stuff.
One dude had a big apple and hefreaking ate, ate it.
(33:00):
And then he ate the core.
He, just right in front,everybody's like crunch, crunch,
just all of it and everybody'slike screaming yeah and it's
like freaking nuts.
So he, I'm like you need that.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
He started like
almost choking and stuff so he
goes to the baseball field andbecomes like johnny apple seed
no football yeah, that's whatI'm saying.
Uh, how about this one man?
This person has to see whatthey're eating, so they can't
eat any food in the dark becausethey want to know what color it
is.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Well, you should know
what it is.
You made it.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Did you, though?
You buy a carryout.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I don't mind if the
lights are low or something or
off.
I mean whatever mood you are ineating.
Yeah, I don't know if I've evereaten in complete darkness.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
My wife says she has
to have the lights on when she
eats and stuff, or so I don'tknow our boy I will say this
person's name, man, because theyare relentless uh, our boy,
plywood patrick, he uh he has nostrange habits, none he said he
would.
His, he said his weird isworking on personal personal
development uh, relentlessly so.
(34:10):
He's constantly evolvinghimself and uh he also.
I got taken out in the secondround of uh the dm uh hardcore
wrestling matches up there inToronto.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Oh, no, yeah, Is that
weird?
Or is that just promoting hischannel?
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, his other thing
is, he said, the weird thing is
when people wear barbed wirecrowns, you know, oh, wow,
because he had his first deathmatch and he loved it Failed on
the second one, so he's workingharder on it well, that's,
that's a very you can't preparefor that you know that's the
(34:49):
thin one, that's a thin line.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Stuff could go bad
real quick with that.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Those kind of matches
really quick uh, and he's out
there doing it.
Man, that's the things Iremember when he was still doing
, uh, ladder candy, and it wasjust like I remember.
You know, we would, we wouldtalk about not to, like you know
, give away whatever, but wewould say that and he would say
that he wanted to go do it and Isaid you know, of course you
can go do it.
I didn't, I will be honest.
You know, a lot of people saythey're going to do a lot of
(35:14):
things.
I didn't necessarily assume hewouldn't do it, but I He'd go
through with it in the way hehas and it's pretty cool to see
that he's doing it that way thathe's doing it at all.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
What do you think
about this one?
I don't see this weird at all.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Playing video games
over 40 years old.
That's not weird, that'snothing.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
You know, games in
our time was a lot cooler than
the games nowadays, man.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
But someone's just
passing the time.
I mean it's their pleasure.
I mean, who cares?
All of this is people'spleasure.
But video games, that's likeBasic, everybody does that.
Everybody does that.
The generation that made fun ofus and told us not to do it and
kept us from doing it.
They're like all like theydon't care anymore.
They're like, yeah, it's allover the place.
If they had video games whenthey were kids, they would have
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did the same thing.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Some of us gather
quite a respected reputation for
doing video games over.
For you, I'll say that howabout the?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
how about this person
?
Man, this is a weird one, butmaybe not to them.
They have to eat grapes two ata time, so each side of their
mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Don't get jealous oh,
my god, don't get jealous.
Has there been past incidenceswhere one side of the mouth's
talking to the other and saying,or talking to the brain, saying
I don't like him and he's somean to me?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, they get like a
big canker sore on that one
because that cheeks like youknow what.
You're going to hell.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Is it only grapes,
though?
I mean, does that apply toother stuff?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
No, it's grapes.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
But you're right,
keith, I wonder if they like
count them or count their foodand stuff and say, well, like
with you, scott, with numbers, Ithink, uh, with odd numbers.
I think if you're eating foodyou're like I can't end on an
odd number, or something allright, do they?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
do they stage a bite
of food and then take another
bite of food and then startchewing?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
well, how about the
people that have to ration their
crackers to cheese slices sothat at the last they have the
one slice and one cracker?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
So it's perfect.
I was trying to think of whatfood and you just hit it.
That's perfect Analogy.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
How about when you're
nervous people this one, when
they're nervous, they bite theinside of their cheek, and on
purpose?
Yeah, you know, they're.
Always they bite the inside oftheir cheek.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
On purpose.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, you know,
they're always like biting it.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
That's a weird way to
feel pain, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
I have a lot of
nervous tics.
That's one of them, for sure.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
What was the other
one here?
Okay, it says wrap the applecores and tissue paper towel
napkins before throwing them inthe green bins what does that do
?
That's uh, that's the oh.
What do you call this cycle?
No, that was the one where itturns back into the earth, I
think composting yeah, so youwrapped it in the tissue paper
(38:15):
and throw it in the compost whywould you have to wrap in tissue
paper?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
it's going.
It's everything in there isbeing recycled hey man, the
tissue paper that means you'reyou're wasting paper by doing
that.
So you like you cycle agreeingyou're spending more than you're
saving.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yeah, you remember,
uh, the anal retentive chef,
phil hartman, on snl no, I don'tremember that one.
Oh man, that was hilarious.
I'd be wanting to look up.
It was, uh, it was like acooking show, and if he made a
mistake he would like do thesame thing.
He would wrap it in in paperand then put it in, uh, like a
sandwich bag, and then staplethe sandwich bag and then put
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that, you know, before he put itin the garbage.
It's funny.
That's just obviously a genius.
Phil Hartman, that'd be a goodepisode right there.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Right on, right on.
All the Phil Hartman episode.
That's all I have.
You got any more, jim Keith?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
None, that's going to
top anything of what you've
already said.
How about having imaginaryarguments?
Speaker 3 (39:14):
in your head.
Yeah, you know, when I likedrive to atop anything of what
you've already said, how abouthaving imaginary arguments in
your head?
Yeah, you know when I, when Ilike drive to Toronto and it's
like a six and a half seven hourdrive, man, I get mad at myself
sometimes and I was like I'llshut the hell up.
You know I say that Especiallywhen you don't even have a radio
.
You know, I used to drive everyweekend from North Carolina up
here, from fort bragg, and Ididn't have a radio.
(39:36):
My festiva and I was by myselfand, holy cow, that makes the
trips, uh, really bad.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
So you just start
acting things out in your head
yeah, and I say it preps you forwhen you do have an argument
with somebody.
You've already gone over thisargument in your head, so you
know what to say right, right.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
I agree with that
backfire though, because if it
won't go to script, then you'rekind of out there yeah, oh I
found a weird one.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't do this.
Okay for the record, don't editthis.
I don't do this one.
This one I found gross, I meanbecause I haven't done it and so
I know a lot of guys that dothat.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
They pee while
they're in the taking a shower
our boy, dave, in Edmonton, saidthat's what he does.
I'm not naming names.
How about people that droptrowel in the in the shit and
just stomp it down pineapplepile?
Well, that's fuck.
No, you fuck no, they don'tstomp it down.
Yeah, they do.
Man, look at the people that doit.
They call, they call itpineapple, it through the damn,
(40:36):
the grate.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
What are they going
to steep it like fucking tea.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
No that's gross.
I can hit the toilet from theshower.
It's that close, I don't havethe issue.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
He's over here
playing water games and shit
yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
And I blow, blow,
it's blowing up.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
You know, people in
high school gym used to think
it's funny when everybody isshowering and you're pissing on
the other person just to see ifthey notice.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Man.
My junior high school had nodoors on the toilet stalls.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Right, right.
Ours didn't either.
It was a divider with no wall.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
Or no fucking doors,
no doors.
So it's like if you're going,you're going whoever walks in.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, I thought you
meant walls.
I was totally spacing out.
Yeah, we didn't have the doorseither.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
I don't understand
that you got to have.
You know.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
How about this weird
quirk when you're taking a piss
like this has to obviously be aguy.
You have to pull your pants allthe way down to your ankles to
piss.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I think that's like a
childhood how they learned it
and that's in their head.
That's all they can do itsuccessfully, or something Right
.
Or they've had times where theyaren't looking and they
accidentally peeing on theircrotch of their pants and then
they've ruined it, so they don'tever want to do it again.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Right right, ruined
it so they don't ever want to do
it again, right, right, uh,yeah, there's so many weird
things out there that obviouslythe people don't think it's
weird, uh.
But well, so like there's.
Oh, there is one more jellybeans.
They have to eat one color at atime, okay, so they'll take out
the green and eat it.
They'll take out the orange, orlike it.
(42:14):
They'll take out the orange, orlike me.
You know the little tinytangerines I forgot what they're
called, but I would peel it andthen break them apart and then
I'd put them on a napkin and letit sit out in front of the
heater for about a half hour.
So the edges are crispy but theinside goes nice and tender On
(42:37):
a tangerine, you know.
No, those little tiny ones, Iforget cuties the.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
What are they called?
Cuties or cuties?
That reminds me of the, thekumquats my dad said he wanted
to.
Did I tell you this storybefore scott?
No I think I'm all right.
He was, uh.
He said he was at the grocerystore and he was looking around
and that's what he wanted, andhe saw every, every person
working in the produce sectionwas all young women and he said
(43:00):
he didn't want to go up to himand ask hey can, where can I get
a kumquat round back for?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
about 20 bucks.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Jim, you got any more
no, I was just.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
I'm admiring your
chef boy rd skills.
What were you like?
10 or something at the time, or?
Speaker 3 (43:15):
pineapple in down the
grate, oh my god, hey, that's
weird.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
No, I don't think I
have any.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I said I wasn't gonna
do this review, but I am,
because I love energy drinks andI know a lot of people out
there love energy drinks.
Oh my god so off of tiktok.
Man, I find things on tiktokthat I didn't even know I needed
.
You know I'm like, oh shit,it's a flash sale, I got to have
it.
So my newest find is calledPeck.
It is not a liquid, it's like aVicks inhaler with a double
(43:45):
nozzle and you just stick it in.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
It looks like a Zippo
.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
And you just hold it
there for a second and you could
feel the coolness of the icylike going through behind your
eyes.
It feels great actually, man,so that probably just gave me
another hour of being awakeright there.
Oh my.
So, yeah, I got a couple.
I got a couple boxes.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
There you go
Moderation, sir, moderation.
Get a snoot full of cool Justbecause something's the newest
and the coolest?
Oh my God.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Hey, man, it was a
flash sale, I couldn't.
He's like oh, only two minutes,man.
Two more minutes, only oneminute 30 seconds, man.
And I'm like whoa, whoa andhe's like 20 seconds.
What are you waiting for?
Is that Timu talking to you now, or no?
No, this is tiktok man.
It's like here's the countdowntimer 10.
(44:38):
I'm like typing my info in.
Man, hey, don't hurry enough.
One send, it's like you boughttwo.
You know it's like, and theguy's like thank you.
Our sale continues for anotherthree minutes and I'm like son
of a.
You know I got you.
You got me, man.
Uh, hey, but that's all I got,though, and jim yeah you've been
(45:02):
laying down some good quotes,good knowledge for last couple
months.
Uh, let's, let's see what yougot today all right for today's
episode.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
If you think that's
strange, wait till you see what
I got for tomorrow.
Who's that by?
By me, I invented it, did youreally?
Yeah.
I got others, you want others.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
No, no, no.
Don't ruin a quote with a quote.
Okay, we got to take that in,so that's all I got.
So you guys out there, I reallyappreciate if you made it this
far, and I know Jim and Keithboth do too.
We appreciate you hanging inwith us whether you're strange
or not we always try to provideeverybody with a laugh or two,
(45:48):
no more than three, because thatwould just be weird.
But yeah, I appreciate you guys.
And again, like us, follow us,share us.
That sounds like a porn movie,but thanks, you know, tell a
friend, at least one friend.
If everybody would just tellone friend somewhere, wherever
they are gonna help us out.
(46:09):
We don't ask for money, it'd benice, but we don't ask for
anything from you guys.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
So just share us,
like us, you know, just one
dollar out of your parents.
Well, that's how we're on onepodcast see soupy sales.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
That's about him in
trouble, man like kids.
You don't need permission justgo get that leather black uh
black, leather uh thing in yourdad's back pocket and give a
dollar.
But that's all I got.
So you guys have a great week.
We will be back next week foranother fun filled, exciting
(46:45):
episode.
We'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Later have a good
week.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
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goodbye.
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