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Chucky is back with Chad and Jess to talk about one of his favorite childhood movies, Cabin Boy. When pampered, self-centered fancy lad Nathaniel Mayweather graduates from prep school, he is to set sail aboard The Queen Catherine to join his father in Hawaii. One small mishap diverts his path to a quaint little fishing town, where he mistakenly ends up boarding The Filthy Whore, a fisherman's boat with a crew of roughneck, har...

Every once in a while, a prolific director will step out of their comfort zone and do something completely unexpected. Because of this, Chad and Jess are back to discuss an odd installation in Kevin Smith's (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy) filmography, Tusk. Originally conceived on Smith's podcast, Tusk became an inside joke on the show, and eventually was voted on by listeners and fans to make the movie or not. #walrusyes...

Today, Chad and Jess are back to talk about a beloved 1980's cult classic film, that for some reason Chad had never seen until now, The Lost Boys. For us, vampire films are extremely hit or miss. From Nosferatu to Twilight, it seems as if every writer and director have their own opinion as to what the rules of being eternally damned should be. Some stay more traditional, while others tend to be more modern and edgy, but with T...

When a social worker with big Karen energy (Miss Finch) decides that Big Bird (Sesame Street, Related Merchandise) isn't happy living on Sesame Street away from his "own kind", she and a panel of bureaucratic numbnuts ship him off to live with the Dodos; a strange bird family with weird Osmond vibes. Though reluctant at first, the citizens of Sesame Street wish him a fond farewell to possibly find happiness with his ...

When two loveable losers inadvertently create a new sport on the spot during a bet, it becomes the talk of the town. So big, in fact, that it catches the eye of an enthusiastic sports tycoon who takes the game from their driveway to the stadium. Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park, Orgasmo, Team America: World Police) star in this zany, cornball stoner comedy full of friendship, romance, slapstick comedy, and all of the irrevere...

HELLO ALL YOU PRETTY LITTLE PEOPLE! Season 2 is officially here! Today, Chad and Jess are discussing Munchies, a film from 1987 that is trying so hard to capitalize off of the success of "Gremlins", that it overlooked the fact that plot, character development and visual appeal are important elements to achieve that level of acclaim. Harvey Korman, Charlie Stratton, Nadine Van der Velde, and Robert Picardo star in this zan...

What would happen if Wes Craven combined "Home Alone" and "Nothing but Trouble"? Well, he'd come up with "The People Under the Stairs", a film that has elements of both, but not quite as good as either. And, for good measure, why not throw in a little of "The Goonies",  "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Twin Peaks" while he's at it. A film mostly designed to highlig...

Spooky season means lots of things to lots of pretty little people, but for Chad and Jess, one thing immediately comes to mind...Trick or Treating. Today, Halloween candy will be the focus as we get pumped for the spookiest time of year! Find out which are our favorites, and which ones we gladly give away on another Pretty Little Tier List, this time ranking the creepiest of confections found in every Trick or Treat bag.

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On the conclusion of our two part Ti West Trilogy series, Chad and Jess discuss the third entry, Maxxine. In the wake of Pearl and X, Maxine Minx is now a star on the rise when she lands the leading role in a popular horror movie franchise. But, with the looming threat of the infamous Night Stalker terrorizing the streets of Los Angeles, Those closest to Maxine fall victim one by one. Will she be Richard Ramirez's next kill, o...

Cats don't typically wear hats, right? I mean maybe some do, sometimes...but, we're not experts on what cats do and don't wear, so we brought in someone who is. Lady Airmid Diane Peckinpaw, AKA "The Mew", joins us on this episode to break down the do's and don'ts of cat etiquette, and try to make sense of this disjointed, nightmarish fever dream.  

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Today, Chad, Chucky and Jess sit down to discuss director Mike Judge's (Bevis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Office Space) unintentional American documentary, Idiocracy. When the most average man by modern standards is forced to take part in a military hibernation project gone awry, he awakens in the year 2505 to find that the world has become too dumb to solve it's most basic problems. Although average, he is now the sm...

Wa Da Tah, all you Pretty Little Bammies! Today, we come not one, but many tine tanies, as Chad, Chucky, And Jess discuss the international pone tony known as Pootie Tang. When an evil corporation tries to steal his identity to push a harmful lifestyle on the tipi tais, Pootie's gotta say the nay-no and sine their pitty on the runny kine. So capatown with a main damie and dane on some cherries as we celebrate this early 2000&a...