May 29, 2025 • 47 mins
Buckle up for a heart-to-heart catch-up as Kell finally returns to the porch after a long absence! This emotional reunion finds our hosts navigating life's unexpected curveballs while rediscovering their signature sass and strength.
Kell opens up about her father's stroke and miraculous recovery, sharing the all-too-familiar challenges of stubborn parents who refuse to follow medical advice. The parallels between their fathers—those "meanest teddy bears in the entire world"—reveals why these women handle adversity with such characteristic grit and humor. When Kell admits, "I've been missing, I've been sad, I've been checked out," we're reminded how deeply personal struggles can temporarily dim even the brightest spirits.
Meanwhile, Tiffany recounts a frustrating run-in with local law enforcement after her teenage nephew (aka Kell's son) was pulled over on his e-bike. What follows is an enlightening and occasionally maddening exploration of confusing vehicle regulations that vary wildly between counties. Her investigation reveals that these expensive e-bikes are essentially "worthless" outside private property—information that would have been helpful before purchase! This story highlights the absurd gray areas in many local ordinances and the challenges of navigating them.
The conversation takes another turn when Kell shares her experience treating her dog's severe snake bite, forcing her to practice medical skills you wouldn't think a math teacher has. "You never know how strong you are until you have no other choice," she reflects, capturing the episode's underlying theme of finding unexpected resilience when life demands it.
Through laughter, these friends demonstrate how showing up for each other during difficult times strengthens their bond. Whether you're dealing with family health crises, confusing regulations, or emergency pet care, this episode reminds you that sometimes the only way forward is to "buckle down on whatever needs to be done"—preferably with a friend by your side.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coo-coo, we're good, we're good, we're here, hi, hi.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Kel-Kel.
Welcome back, welcome back, heyeverybody.
It's Tiffany Foy.
Welcome to the Rambling PorchRambling Podcast.
We are fortunate to beporch-inate.
We have brought that backbecause we do have a porch.
And just because I'm stumblingall over it is because I have
some exciting news.
One Kel is back on the porch inthe she shed finally.
She's been stubborn.
(00:28):
I know that's hard for y'all tobelieve, but she has been.
You have-.
I've had a lot of things goingon, girl.
Well, we talk about how we haveto take a lap, and so you've
been taking it's a long lap.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's a lot of laps sometimes.
I mean this year just startedoff with a bang and uh been
running ever since.
I'm still trying to lap it up,but I feel better now.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I know she said that while we have to tell everybody
that Kel has taken a lap.
She's changed her face and herattitude.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And she's here, and she's smiling.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We had to take her on a little field trip because
y'all know Kel's sensitive toher environment and we all are.
So we had to go listen to somegood music.
We had to go get our toes done,we had to Girl so bad Y'all, it
was a real check your shows.
And then I need to know thatwas a fluctuation.
We hadn't had them done sincebefore Mardi.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Gras.
Okay, I was still rocking MardiGras toes you were Last week.
Well, we all know Mardi Grasbeen over for a long time and
I'm all about it, but still wasexcessive.
That was my little, you know.
Rowan said just push your toesback.
Yeah, just push your toes, baby.
I'm trying to get in there, gota?
Lot of things gifts, and that'snot one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But we can't be running around all ratchet like
that.
No, no, people looking.
Yes, and if you watch theMonroe episode, you know that
that is a huge thing.
We talked about the toes andthe hammer toe.
Oh, no, no, it was no, yes.
And then I, you know, I'm aSebastian Maniscalco fan, huge.
And when you can do a niceslice of provolone with your big
(02:08):
toe he says it on one of hisshows I could recite word for
word.
And because I can recite wordfor word, I don't remember which
one of his shows they all go to, but oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I've been trimming and filing in between because
you know they just get a littleexcessive.
Yeah, I don't like to wearclosed-toed shoes, but when you
look down and your feet are uglyand then you're just mad at
your feet, it's like being madat your hair, like it's a whole
thing.
So make that appointment Fixyour fucking toes, please.
They'll change your life.
Please do, why not?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And we changed our hair?
Yes, we did so.
Kel is back with her porcupinepoof along my signature.
Look her.
Yes, she is back.
Y'all the weave is back feelsgood.
I had to give the head a breakanother high five.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, I'm just so excited it's.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It feels good, we're getting our shit together.
Are we?
We keep threatening?
No, nick says don't be lying,because she said she said this
to me the other day.
Yes, she goes.
Okay, I'm going to go do mylife together.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I said don't be no.
No, you know, damn good, you'remarking shit off the list
though.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, look, I didn't even make it.
Chip away at it Five steps andI turned back around and forgot
what I was doing.
I said, never mind, that was atotal lie.
And at the same time, don't lieabout shit like that.
We know damn good and well,you're not going to go and get
your life together.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's cute, but I'm going to try, I'm going to do
one baby step.
Get me a little bit closer.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You got to put your thing on the coaster.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm sorry.
Get your shit.
Look my mother would beembarrassed.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Now you got me spilling shit you got to.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
This is like a little .
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Y' they're like oh, she's back, pop quiz.
Sorry, you've been absent forthe last fucking two months.
So what else is going on?
Okay, so exciting news.
So, um, on my way here.
So you know, we've got um,we've had a bunch of really
really fun, cool guests that youhave been missing on.
Clearly yes, and everybody ismissing you and we've been so
glad and everybody in my missingyou and we've been so glad and
(04:07):
I'm so glad you're back.
But, um, we've had some reallycool, fine musicians and you
know, you know a lot of them andit's been fun just really
getting to um, do meet andgreets and introduce the people
to their background and theirhistory and and even though that
we've known them for a longminute or um, it's really cool
to learn what brought them tothe music scene, what you know
(04:30):
if that was in their family orif they were, you know, yeah, so
it's been really, really,really fun and really, really
cool and I've had such a blastdoing it.
But, um, we have up and coming.
Um, Rich O'Toole is going to beon the show and I met that guy
a long long time ago and Ihaven't seen him in years and um
, so, ironically enough, you'll,you guys will see him coming on
(04:52):
the show.
But I was talking to him on myway up here this morning and he
just asked me to wait for it.
Yes, Y'all, what did he ask youto record on his cd?
He's got an up and coming cdthat just tells you how old I am
.
It's gonna.
We're gonna put on a littleeight track cassette.
(05:14):
Yeah, coming, coming in 2025.
It's gonna be on vinyl too it isyeah, yeah for a big signature.
Yeah, exactly.
So yes, I literally was likewait what?
Okay, okay Now let me check myschedule.
Sure, I'm fine, that's good,I'm open.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm pretty sure I can move some shit around for you
rich, so I'm so excited so.
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
So that is, that's super cool and I can't wait to
tell you guys brand new season,brand new season and 2025 is, is
, is been.
It's going so fast already andit's cruising.
And what's crazy is I wentthrough so much shit in 2024
personal, with my family and mydad, and it was tough and you
(05:58):
were there through the wholething and boom, you started off
right out of the gate with thisyear, very same scenario.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's another reason I've been missing.
I had a lot of firsts this year.
I've been missing, I've beensad, I've been checked out.
My dad had a stroke, which Iknow happens to a lot of
people's parents, butmiraculously after 35 days in
rehab he is back home andkicking ass and talking shit and
(06:28):
when Kel and I first met,forever and ever and ever ago,
that was one thing the veryfirst time she met my dad and
the very first time I met yourdad.
you're like, oh my goodness, wesame same, exactly the same.
These two men are.
They might hurt your feelings,but they got a big heart.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh my gosh.
They're not crying, they'reyelling.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They're the meanest teddy bears in the entire world.
Yeah, so that's probably why weare the way that we are.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yes, so, ironically enough, I think it's it's.
It's sad because I know whatyou're going through, but you
were so there for me, and it'sjust when you, it's just when
it's unexpected like that theygo in for a checkup and then
they just don't ever come outProud procedure and then they're
a snowman, and you just hopeyou never have to make those
(07:20):
choices.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And I did all the things right and I, you know,
fought for my dad and,fortunately, a little change in
medication and he woke up.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, so I mean it's a miracle, it's a nice raising
hill yeah, raising hill.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's yelling at everybody, everything is right
back to the norm and I've had totell him he can't drive and
he's pissed about that.
But he's driving around theneighborhood in his little
Kubota, taking his dog for ridesand making excuses to check out
.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
He took off.
He set up a baby trap for y'all.
He said he wanted something.
Hey, hey, look over there.
And then boop jumped in hisKubota.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Wait, he's leaving.
I'm like look, I said he coulddrive that.
I wasn't talking about two days.
I hired all this help.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I put him on hospice, was there for like a day.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And you were like, okay, he fired everybody, okay,
he's not actually dying.
I don't know what to tell y'all.
Dad, I overstaffed, alwaysoverstaff.
You can always cancel people,but you don't want to be
drowning and then be like, ohshit, we're drowning, come help.
No one's going to come help atthe last minute, so I made all
the rightest choices.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
When you said that he found the keys, and I was
thinking I remember when was ityou, nick, that hit him, and I
mean the girl can Harold's keys?
Yes.
Hidden him and I'm talking, youknow.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Harold is the Because you're not supposed to treat
him.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Harold is a oh, and that garage is perfect for a
hoarding show.
Oh, and that garage is perfectfor a hoarding show.
Oh, mine too.
God love him.
It's a real thing.
But he can tell you where everynut and bolt is in that place,
every pipe, every electricalwire.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He knows everything that's missing, every plug
that's plugged into it.
Where's my warmer that warms mycoffee mug that belongs out at
my garage computer?
I had to borrow the one from inthe house because now I don't
have one and I'm like like dad Ireally was like just trying to
help and we weren't sure thatyou were coming home and he's
like y'all just moved all myshit around.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
he felt like he went to sleep and woke up and came
home and he got robbed yeah, andhe's like everything is so like
deja vu for me when listeningto your conversations, but I
will never.
And he sure as shit got in thattruck and drove straight to New
Braunfels and I was like whatthe hell?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He remembered something that he needed, and he
kept driving on that medication.
No, they ain't going to listen.
I said, dad, I'm the boss, andhe said how he found his keys.
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And it's not like he has a key ring like me and Nick
have.
It's a carabiner that you canclimb Mount Everest with.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah my dad got a pack of 87 of those.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
He's got a little tiny key ring with two, three
keys on it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That's it, and you know the old keys.
It's not like the keys now.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Like the key to the city.
No, the keys are not that big,it's the little, tiny little
keys.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I'm telling you stubborn, it's crazy.
Honore will take you a long way.
You be sweet, you die quick.
So keep that piss and vinegarwe're going to be around.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm just saying, I'm saying it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
We ain't going anywhere, still talking shit.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, what?
Well, um, we had an incident acouple of weeks ago and I really
want to you and I have notpersonally talked about it, but
that's what I really wanted totalk about today is this outside
of family, and that we missedyou and I love you and I'm glad
you're back here.
Everybody misses you, I loveyou.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm glad to be back.
Everybody misses your sass.
I've been missing my spirit.
My hair was growing out.
I was sad and boring andovercome and then I said fuck
this shit, here we go.
We got this, let's do this.
Welcome back.
Fuck this shit, here we go.
We got this, let's do this.
Welcome back Tits up.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yes, we were getting ready to go somewhere, I don't
know.
And so you guys know Riley, heradult baby child man child, my
parent child.
Yes, he's the boss of me, mynephew and the sweetest child
which his sass is really.
(11:07):
It's it, it's good, it's histiming is good.
I don't know where he gets itfrom.
I don't want either, butanyways.
Um, we were getting ready.
It was Saturday, we were goingsomewhere, we had something
coming up, so I was in thebathroom running around and the
animals blah, blah, blah.
So I was in the bathroomrunning around and the animals
blah, blah, blah.
Well, he's got his passcode tocome into the house and in comes
(11:29):
the two boys, him and his buddy, and I come around the corner
and Nick and them are saying,hey, look, who we found on the
front porch.
And I'm thinking what's in thepackage?
You?
know, yeah, what is it?
Could be anything, probablysomething for Bertie.
Does it say live animals inside?
Yeah, exactly Perfect.
And it's the two boys, and sothey're sitting on the Ottoman
and they have this really likeguilty, you know, and Riley's
(11:54):
one, that he reaches out to mefor everything and even with,
like, the older boys, my older,boys, their whole kids, yeah
their friends, their whatever.
I've always been the one thatthey go to.
They can text me or there's,they don't have to worry about
it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Don't tell my mom, please don't tell my mom, right,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, help.
So.
And not to mention, I've hadthe same phone number forever
and everybody in there.
It's the easiest phone numberin the world to remember, so,
but anyways.
So the boys, yeah, the boys aresitting there and I said what
are y'all doing?
And they said, well, we weregoing to go down the road.
So I'm going to give you guys ascenario so I can set this up,
(12:33):
so you can understand.
These two boys are 15 year olds, straight A students, a honor
roll, straight.
I mean never in trouble, doeverything that they need to do.
Clean records I mean stupidclean Like they're 15.
Go ahead and fuck up already.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Throw an egg at something For real.
Throw a roll of toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I know it's expensive .
Speaker 1 (12:58):
And not the eggs.
No, not the eggs, that's goldGirl.
No, but so these kids are.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Are that good?
That's gold girl, no, but sothese kids are, are that good?
And they have these e-bikesright.
So these are, um, they don'thave a motor on them.
They're all electric and allthe right, yes, and so, and they
look like dirt bikes and we'llwe'll show a picture of them,
because it's not there's somethat have the pedals.
(13:20):
The pedals, if you can pedallike there's a couple of them in
our subdivision and you seethose.
You see how there's that placedowntown that sells them If you
have pedals.
So the kids have these bikes.
They look like dirt bikes butyou cannot hear them.
A mosquito sounds louder thanthey do.
So they were going down.
So I live off of not a majorhighway, not a major street,
(13:44):
it's Mission Valley Road.
It's very tiny and it takes youfrom 46 to 1863, which are
still farm roads.
46 is not, but 1863 is a farmroad.
So the kids were going on thislittle tiny stretch Between our
neighborhoods, between ourneighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And they were going to run down.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
There Between our neighborhoods, between our
neighborhoods and they weregoing to run down.
There's a little place down atthe end of the road that has
crawfish.
They have food trucks.
It's called the.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Reserve at 1863.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It's a cool little outdoor place.
The kids welcome whatever theyinvited us to take the camels
yes.
So super cool, vibe, you guyscheck it out.
So the kids were going thereand they were on the grass and
they got pulled over by anofficer.
Yes, and the officer.
I first thing I said was whowas it?
(14:37):
One because I know so many ofand this is the county, county
officers here in town and weknow so many of them.
I'm so grateful for so many ofthem, um, because they protect
us on the river.
They help us all the time.
I'm the biggest supporter ofthe sheriff's department here in
town.
I feed them on the river allsummer long.
Um, they just.
(14:58):
They do such an amazing job andI get that some enforced
stronger than others.
Some come across meaner thanothers.
Sure, um, but whatever.
So they pull the kids over andask them where they were going
(15:20):
and they said they just lefttheir man gypsies house and
they're headed to their AuntGypsy's house.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And they were headed to, and they were headed to Aunt
Gypsy's house.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, no, they were going there.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He told me they were smart enough to lie, to say they
were going to your house andnot say we're headed to the
crawfish.
Okay, so maybe I missed thatpart, the cop was on the phone
and said I just want to tell youthe laws and these are not
street legal and yada, yada, andI know they're going out to do
(15:51):
something good and go cleanthose monkey cages for their
aunt.
So I'm going to follow them overto her house and you'll have to
come pick them up with thetruck.
And I said, okay babe.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay, so I didn't get that whole part that they
called you, but I said, um,which is good to know, I wish I
would have known just thatlittle tiny bit before I lost my
mind, so, which happens fromtime, I know it's hard to
believe, but I did so.
Um, he tells me the officer'sname and I was like huh boy I
(16:20):
could have picked that out of alineup, because this guy, this
particular officer, in myopinion is a bully.
His main department, he istraffic, which, okay, that's
fine, but it's just, and that'smy opinion.
(16:40):
I was thankful that he got upwith a warning and well, he did
exactly what he was supposed todo and he said that he called in
for backup.
These are what does he thinkthat they're gonna do?
They're two 15 year old, one ismy size and one is kids on
(17:00):
e-bikes, they might take offthose things go pretty fast.
There's nowhere to go there'sliterally high fences on both
sides I was just thankful he gotnothing on his record.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I tried to scare him and say shit like this can stay
with you.
It can keep you out of college.
I know it's going to drop off,but that's beside the point.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I was like you're more positive about this than I
am so, yeah, you're just yeahwell, you've already done this.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
This is my first teenager.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Here's my point is that?
So I called friend of my SOguys that I know very well and I
said hey, I've got a question,so I want I want to explain this
to me because I see there's agentleman in my subdivision.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
He looks like Geppetto, so if you see him,
you'll be like we're going tocall him Geppetto for now.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
And he has his little scoot that he buzzes by on all
the time and I'm thinking, okay,and I mean this dude, he is
getting it.
So and I asked the boys, I said, right, I swear to pickles If
you are lying to me.
And you guys were, because Ijust got asked the other day
about this, pop the willies, yep, uh-huh.
And I said absolutely not, no.
(18:12):
So when I made the phone calland was talking to a friend of
mine that's on the forest and Isaid, just explain to me the
rules and if this is okay or ifthis is not okay, because I
don't get it, because you canride a regular bike, you can
ride a regular bike on the roadwhich we all know, because on
(18:33):
River Road Lord have mercy Onthe way here there is 40,000 of
them, memorial day weekend,taking up the entire road.
They don't give a shit, not thetime.
They don't give two fucks,they're in the way.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I followed one in the construction on the way here.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I was like there's drunks on the road, there's
curves, there's everything.
Everything that you should notdo on a yeah is on this road.
Right.
So I said explain it to me.
You know this is a.
It's off the beaten path, theroad that the kids were on, they
were on the grass.
Can they not ride these on thegrass?
(19:08):
Is it just because they'restreet?
So if, if that was my property,where which I know the people
that have the two adorable, uh,houses up front, the little old,
so right there where thateasement is so if that was my
house and my kids went outsideof my gate on that easement,
would they get in trouble?
He said Tiffany, that's a verygray area.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
He said and I said, well, does the gray area Cause I
?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
would really like to read it, or can we?
I just feel like the kids.
One could have been educated onthis.
They didn't educate the kids.
They pulled them over, calledin for backup, scared the shit
out of them and then escortedthem to my house and told me you
can come pick them up with atruck.
There we are, yeah.
So I get the whole scoop on it.
(19:56):
We're driving to I don't evenknow we had a, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, we were going to Sagan.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
We were going to Sagan, she's taking them to get
crawfish with you, exactly.
So I said I just don'tunderstand why they can't ride
them, because you got golf cartsthat can run pretty much all
over.
Now you have SUVs I mean ATVs,utvs that you can now ride that
(20:22):
are street legal.
I said these bikes, what makesit different than a regular bike
?
So he said, if you remember andI do because I'm obviously and
this particular officer that Iwas talking to, I used to take
care of when he was little.
I'm not going to mention hisname, but I used to take care of
him and so I obviously we're.
We have, yeah, for a very longtime it changed his diaper, so,
(20:48):
yeah, and I said I just want tounderstand why it wasn't illegal
, wasn't explained or did I feellike, when the boys bought the
bikes that it would be like okay, here's the deal, you cannot
ride these on the street.
So I'm talking to the officerand he's good.
You know, tiffany, in fact hewas the second or third officer
(21:09):
that I talked to that day andthe reason I went straight up
the deal was because I knew allof these guys, but this
particular officer is in chargeof the one that pulled the boys
over and yes, exactly.
And so he said to me you know Iused to ride my dirt bikes.
I said, oh, I know you were badas hell when you were little.
These kids are good kids.
(21:30):
These kids are good kids.
And the other officer that Italked to was like shit, I used
to ride my dirt bike on 16 ohfour, which is a huge loop in
San Antonio.
I know I used to ride my dirtbikes.
My kids were riding their dirtbikes down off of the property
we had off of 35.
Right.
So he said, used to.
They would um, measure thespeed by the horsepower.
(21:55):
Okay, now, because these bikesare so souped up, they cannot
say you cannot have, it's got tobe a one, 25 or less, to ride
it on the road or higher, orvice versa, or whatever, because
these bikes that are now CCSwill haul ass, they'll go 75
(22:16):
miles an hour or whatever.
So now they don't base it onhorsepower or CCs, it's just.
And I said okay.
So let's just say I got on mybike, my, my little bike, my
normal one, with my banana seat,my flag up in the air, my
baskets in the front, mykangaroo sitting in my basket.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I could ride from my neighborhood to yours with my
flagpole and my and I pedaledbecause I'm a peddler and I
kicked it up to 60 miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Let's just say Is that illegal?
He said.
Only you would bring up thatscenario.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's a legitimate question.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I said I'm going to think about it.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I'm going to get that back right now.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I will start practicing.
I will go get that back on.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Have you ever seen my ?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
daughters on a Peloton.
Can you imagine if we put thatthing on?
Oh yeah, We'll have them justriding back and forth until they
get pulled over.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Right which one?
So let's see.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
So let's think about that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
The blondes, the brunettes, yes, blancs yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
But I mean think about that for a minute.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
So no, I'm literally confused, also because it's okay
for them to.
I mean, I get it, he doesn'thave a license or snow insurance
, but whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But I really was like okay, get this.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I didn't tell him strictly forbidden.
I said wear a helmet, get this.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
He said this is something that they just found
out is that you have to insurean uninsured motorist.
Yes, so that bike?
Because you cannot insure it,you have to pay for uninsured
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vehicle policy, which what doyou say?
It was like 10, 15 bucks orsomething has to go to the
County.
I said somebody just need a newjob.
Clearly y'all made that job forsomebody?
What is that tax going to?
So now you've got.
He said this is new to me.
And I said so.
Okay, here's this scenario.
I said when we're on the Island, down at the beach house, Okay,
(24:12):
how about the Island?
Let's talk about this.
So we're all in Texas, so youknow where my house is at.
You can drive an UTV, a golfcourt, a cart from my place,
anything.
Yes, Down white cap all the way, all the way across the 361 to
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that whole area, anywhere overthere, from one side to the
other side.
But if you turn Totally illegal, Totally legal.
But if you make a right turn ora left turn on 361, it's
illegal.
Yes, I said so.
How do you make these rules?
Who said that Speed limit, Notthat road Based on the speed
limit?
And I said so.
How does that work in NewBrunswick?
Because it's the same deal roadbased on the speed.
(24:58):
And I said so.
How does that work in newBrunfels?
Because it's the same deal.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So you can take the golf carts in certain areas you
can have a license plate andthey have to have blinkers.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yes, they need to be street legal, but not
necessarily down there or downhere.
If you know how to use your handsignals, then you don't need
blinkers.
If you don't have blinkers, youhave to use hand signals, or
you can get pulled over on abicycle, right.
So my question was how doesanybody know where they can and
cannot go?
There's no sign that says no,no, left turn, right.
(25:27):
And he said that it is based onthe County right.
So he caught.
There was a terminology for it.
So, um, it's like a destinationmap or something I don't know.
But basically yes, so the thatparticular County or city allows
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it, maybe both they set it upand say okay, golf carts can go
straight, they can go this right, but they cannot go this left.
Imagine my surprise.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Where does the confusion lie?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So if this particular officer that I think has a
heart on for anyone and everyonehappens to pull over somebody
that has no clue, sure Is one ofthose that just instantly is
like sorry about your luck,guess what fuckers Right, no
crawfish today.
But I mean, that's the wholecon, the whole thing is right
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it's disturbing, I get it.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I mean it's about safety and he, whatever, he had
a real, but I mean you know he'sgonna be on the road next year
in a real truck.
So I thought, like a little bitof practice on the sidewalk
just between neighborhoods, Ijust seem like it was fine.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
But yeah, one I think it needs to be public service
announcement.
And yes, which is exactly whatI'm doing too, I think there
needs to be A disclosure, asomething.
And you know what I said.
I said so where are theysupposed to ride these bikes?
He said on your privateproperty.
That's exactly what he told me.
So in my yard, I said so thesebikes are worthless, he said
(27:01):
pretty much.
That's why I recommend I saidso, you recommend the
15-year-old get into a UTV likemine, yeah, and roll it, yeah,
(27:23):
and that's I mean.
Look how many people we knowthat have been in accidents on
UTVs.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Hell, go on the TikToks and film the people at
the golf course in their cartsafter 47 hot toddies.
But it's such a, it's such a.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Anyways, I just wanted to get this out and I
wanted to talk about it becauseI think that people should chime
in and give us your thoughtsand help us think.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It's a lot worse things they could be doing.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I said, and not to mention the fact that they're
off their iPad, they're off thecomputer, they're outside
getting fresh air, doing boythings.
Right, that's mansion Notgetting in any trouble, but I
feel like somewhere somehow inthe whole process of buying the
bike to taking it home towhatever.
There should have beensomething that said by the way,
guys, do you know that youcannot?
(28:04):
Or here's a course that you cantake You're only able to ride
these on certain streets or onlyin your own property, or
whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh yeah, there's been a lot of.
You know on the neighborhoodpage the e-bike kids zipped on
the sidewalk or you know he didsay, he said look, I will
download the video or upload itor however you get it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
And he said I'll let you know.
And I said if they were beinglittle punk asses and doing
wheelies and all that, I saidyou better be the first one to
call me or text me, cause I willbust their ass.
Sure, cause, I point blank said, looked him straight in the
face.
I mean they were freaking,shaking, scared, the shit out of
them.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That was their first brush with real trouble Back up.
Thank God you were there.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Good Lord.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Uh no.
And then he's like you need topick them up with a truck from
her house and I'm like okay,like I'll get it arranged.
But I was like doing other shit.
And then he texts me we'll justfind a way home, like we'll go
the back way, and I was like ifyou think that cop ain't sitting
there waiting for your ass, yougot another thing coming.
I said you better sit rightthere and we're going to figure
this out, Like have someone comeget you, because the second
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time that cop is not going to beso nice, even if he was a jerk.
The first time he's going to bea real asshole this time.
I've been in enough trouble toknow that Like a little bit One
time.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
One time Irrelevant, one time Cut and we're back.
That's what I meant you don'teven need to say action because
it all happened from the ghettooil change to the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
There was a lot of dangerous things.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It could have gone so much worse but anyways, that's
what I wanted to talk about.
I just want to talk about howthere's a great area and I think
that it needs to be shared.
And I think there needs to be,because I really didn't know
either, like I had no clue.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I just was like, of course, like you need to take,
you need to take, yeah.
I was just like yes, sir, yes,sir, and chile's, like I could
tell.
That was like when you go, likehow many?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
times you said, sir, you get your motorcycle license.
I mean you have to, I meanyou've got to go do the whole
right.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
No, they upgrade from a fucking scooter to this thing
and it's like they're poppingwheelies and going 50 miles an
hour.
I don't understand why you wouldeven get one.
I wasn't really in charge ofthat.
For the record, it started withthe dirt bike and then he
upgraded the dirt bike.
He sold the dirt bike for morethan it was worth and then he
(30:20):
decided he bought this usede-bike and then he sold that for
more than it was worth and thenhe bought a new e-bike.
So he was just like right onthat hustle game and I'm like,
well, that's all fine and dandy.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
But I mean, if you still use your gifts for good,
you still can't do anything withit but I didn't realize clearly
i't either.
That's why I was like wait what?
Okay, so everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
If your kid has a fucking e-bike, check the rules
in your county or whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Check your Texas to Texas period.
You can't do it.
It's not from one countytogether.
Yeah, no, it's.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So I'm like he wants to like soup it up and I'm like
you're going to have a truck inlike next year why You're not
going to care about this.
Why would you soup it up?
You're not going to care aboutthis.
You can't even ride the damnthing, except on my private
property, which my yard's aboutthis big now you can ride it out
here, but why?
At the undisclosed location.
Yeah, that sounds fun.
Maybe some animals will startchasing me, but still, I don't
(31:05):
know.
It seems dumb and, yes,worthless at this point.
So that was a first.
I had another first my dog gotbit by a snake.
I know you're in that game butI've had to go above and beyond
my skill set and it's beentaxing.
But you know, once you survivesome shit that you didn't know
(31:26):
you could get through.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Sometimes when you think that one more thing cannot
happen.
Never say that you never saycould it get any worse.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Fuck yeah, I can, oh yeah hold my beer and watch this
it could always get worse soyou, just, you know, pace
yourself, get through it so you?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
this is kind of an interesting story.
So if you guys have animals orwhatever kind of, ironically
enough, there's been a a postthat's been floating all over
the web and it's the rattlesnakein the children's vinegar If
you chew that and hold it inyour mouth.
It absorbs faster, Not only inyour mouth, but if you put it
under your tongue, it's evenfaster and faster.
(32:06):
So if anything— Chew it and putit under your tongue Chew it and
put it under your tongue and,yes, it goes in faster than just
if you hold it in your mouthand it is life-saving.
So, um, for people that get bitby rattlesnakes and it is
rattlesnake season- right.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
So they have yet to determine if it was a spider or
a snake but my dog has verythick hair.
I saw him in the afternoon right, uh, and he came in in the
afternoon, shook his head and itwas like a grapefruit on the
side of his neck and I was like,oh wow, this wasn't here
earlier.
My neighbor's a nurse.
I said, come over and look atthis.
You think of something weshould like lance this thing.
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And he's like, oh shit, yougotta see her like a real
professional.
Yeah, I went in, they shaved itand they said, well, it was
some kind of bite, we don't knowwhat.
Here's antibiotic andanti-inflammatory, and they
didn't give me nothing.
No wrap, no, nothing.
Thank god I got a littlemedical experience.
Yeah, that dog scratched thatthing open.
Stay tuned for the picture.
First night blood from chin tofoot to toe.
(33:02):
I look up a massacre.
I woke up in the house, myhusband's like I gotta go to
work and take care of something.
So I was showering a bloody dogand shampooing and it just
progressively got worse.
And, uh, then I asked you aboutit and sent you the picture,
which I don't even know why Idelayed a day Cause you were
like you hurt my feelings.
I was in it, man, I was like ina murder movie.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I mean, that's how people ask me all this.
In fact, I just got asked.
Yesterday we went to go seeDallas and at green hall for an
afternoon show and it wasamazing.
I had been to a Sundayafternoon show in a long time.
It was so good to see him.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's a good calm vibe .
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yes, and his dad was there and it was great.
I got some great videos, um andum.
But I had Buck with me, whichyou guys know Buckaroo is the
new new family member and we hadhim there and people were
coming from all over asking youknow how?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
do you and what is it ?
How do you?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
does it work?
Yeah, and I said well when Iwas younger.
Anybody that?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
would find a raccoon on the side of the road or a
deer or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
yep, they would bring it to my house.
And, of course, and and I'llbottle feed it.
I'll save it.
I did a lot of bottle feeding,as I'm still doing it Literally
and yeah, and so that's kind ofhow I and with having as many
animals and with us raisingsheep and cattle.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But I've never done any of that and this is the
biggest wound I've everpersonally been in charge of,
and I don't know if y'all knowthis, but I am not a nurse and
this.
Oh, this has taken more than Ithought you know.
They say you're not never knowhow strong you are until you
have no other choice or when,like you're the only adult in
the room and literally have tofix this problem.
So I mean, I got gloved up, Igot in there.
(34:42):
You told me about the specialjail.
You got to get the jail Go toTractor Supply.
The second that I sent thepicture to my vet, they sent me
the same damn jail prescriptionthat you already told me.
Thank you, thanks for nothing,but I've been working on that.
That's been like 10 days.
So dad's been home.
He's been feisty.
I got the dog with the wound.
(35:02):
I got the kid that got pulledover by the.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Comal County on the death, and that is why her face
has not been very happy lately.
So, she's back.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Like I said, I'm coming back around.
Yeah, I so she's back.
Like I said, I'm coming backaround.
Yeah, I feel good about it, butTanner's doing good.
Yep, you think he's going tomake it.
Tanner's making a comeback.
Oh my gosh, it's gotten.
It's still nasty, but it'sgetting smaller every day.
Yeah, finish up the antibodies.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I'm kind of with them , I think.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I don't think that was a ratt spider bite, I was
shocked at what damage a brownrecluse could do to a dog.
He has very thick hair so hereally would have had it gotten
in there.
Well, tanner.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I have gotten on her for a very long time is not the
skinniest dog?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh, my God, he doesn't exercise very much.
He chases squirrels and my yardis really small, remember he
doesn't chase them, he goes likethis.
That's the extent of his chase.
He's medicated about as much ashendrix does medicated.
He ain't barked in a week.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, it's glorious in the best week glorious,
you're welcome go to sleep,right, go to sleep sweet dreams
we love.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, you got to sleep through this.
Sometimes you got to sleepthrough this.
Oh my God, sometimes you got tosleep through it.
Mm-hmm.
If you're mad, go to bed,mm-hmm.
But yeah, well, I'm gladeverybody is making a Thank you.
Thank you for your veterinaryadvice.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'm glad you have a smile on your face and you're
making a turnaround.
Hell, yeah, but yes, but youknow I haven't.
This one has not crossed mypath before.
You might want to take this,yeah, okay.
Well, you better escalate thatto like a professional, yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
But I'm very blessed to have a lot of vets, that I
work Absolutely and I've seenall the crazy, weird things that
can happen.
And let me tell you what youneed to do.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, that looked dead.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
That ain't good.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, I fixed that.
Hendrix just had his ear fullof fluid and yeah, we did.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
He did a surgery a couple years ago.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, something and I drained it.
I pulled the first.
Yeah, like the first one I did.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I pulled 11 cc's out of it I said I don't know what
that little fat cigar size yeah,look like that's a lot
Significant.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yes, and did really good for a couple of few days,
and then I put him on somethings and then it just kept
going Because they flap it right.
Yeah, but it just keptcontinuously feeling and the
only way to fix that is to go inand burn the deals.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Oh, cauterize yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
So he had a pretty intense, you know, but he's.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I appreciate your skills and it's like you never
know what you can do until youhave to do it, you know, you see
that show 1923, somebody wasjust talking about that today.
That old bitch is such a badasslike everybody gets shot up and
she's just like put him on thetable, strap the neck, yeah but,
like I think I started it, butI don't think I got it.
Get back into it, get back intoit.
I'm just saying like she justbuckles down on whatever the
(37:57):
fuck needs to be done.
That's what needs to be done,and she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's how I am with animals.
Now people do that shit at theresort and I'm like you know
what.
There's no time for throwing up.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, throw up later might be like yeah oh, I can't
look at it no animals, I can Ican animals and other people I'm
fine dive right in there.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Well see, it's another thing I don't want to be
involved in your emergency, butI'm a math teacher.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, I have a certain set of skills.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
It's one plus one equals.
Oh yes, I hate it here, yeah,but, um, I think you should.
Or in people that do haveanimals, a few things.
While we're on the topic, yes,you should keep in your house at
all times.
Is gauze, coban, yep, yep, asyringe?
(38:48):
Yep Doesn't necessarily have tohave a needle on it, but that
is for giving medication,pepto-bismol, benadryl Tablets,
whiskey Just thought I'd throwthat in.
That was for the adults.
It sounded yeah, one for me, aBenadryl for you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
A Benny for you.
Yes, peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Did I say Coban, gotta have Coban, gotta have
Coban.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Gotta have Coban, gotta have the Coban, yeah, but
those are some.
Tractor supply is really good.
Oh, and the vetromycin.
The vetromycin.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Super thick yeah.
And the vetromycin, thevetromycin, the gel, you gotta
get the gel Get the gel.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's in a blue bottle , white spray handle in exactly.
That's so good, but yeah, butthose are some things that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Well, we can put a little list together that are
some best times that you'd someit'll blow your mind, whatever
life throws your way, you justgot to get in there and take
care of it and come back.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Welcome on sunshine, you can yeah, yeah, listen, and
if y'all ain't listening toauntie, auntie pam, you're
missing out.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Everybody go get you.
Y'all missing out.
I am obsessed.
You need a smile on your face.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
You better listen to some Auntie Pam.
I am obsessed with her Girl.
She is the best.
She is the best.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I'll be at work and be like Seriously, because I
send them to you all the time.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Like girl, she called heaven again.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh, I need to know.
Yeah, hold your breath, I'll beright.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, you're why are you purple auntie pam is on
right now.
Yeah, yeah, so good.
It is so good sometimes theshit that comes out of her mouth
and I think I have a lot ofretarded shit that comes out of
my mouth and yeah we keepthreatening to write it down.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm telling you, her and I could be such good friends
, such good friends.
Can I be your white friend?
Do you have a white friend?
Yeah, I'm going to sing, I'mright here I'm going to be a
singer.
Yeah, yeah, it's going to begood, girl, I'll get you an
autograph.
You want that.
I'll trade you one for one.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
She's so freaking, epic.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We need to find her we should.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Can we hang?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
out with you on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Seriously Golly, she would be so fine, can we do like
a video call?
I bet she would do that, comeon.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I bet she would do that this is Gypsy from Texas.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, hey, we calling you from Texas.
Yeah, we trying to see what'sup.
I got a question.
We got questions, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I tell you what, when she always want my recipe, the
secret about the much I love tocook, and she's like, yeah, it
ain't gonna be the same if youdon't have four cheeses.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
No, and you got it.
I don't measure.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
You just put a splash of that in there and a sprinkle
of this.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Now I was like exactly, but it never gonna
taste how you do it.
No, you gotta stick your finger, that's nicky's the same, I'm
like oh, how did you make this?
She's like girl, it's like a.
You know some of this and someof that.
Whole bunch garlic, more garlicyou think you had enough.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
No, you never have enough garlic.
I can't wait.
Yeah, but yes, auntie pam, soyou guys, your pet supply list.
Okay, we covered that.
The e-bike throw them away.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I say you're fucking worthless, sell it.
Yeah, sell it right now rightnow everyone finds out you can't
write them before everybodyfinds out that they're worthless
.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Spend your money on something else Noted.
But I think it's springtime,it's a new season, I'm feeling
better about it.
I know you're feeling betterabout it, looking good about it,
trying.
We'll have to look at thecalendar.
Oh yeah, I know y'all busy.
We got to.
Nick could do a pdf orsomething and cross match.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
The reference of the day drop you into the event.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
She probably knows how to do that.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
There's probably a guy.
I'll perish you.
Yeah, you got like a, like astork height type thing I can
fly in yeah, yeah, that's whatyou mean.
You know drone?
Yeah, exactly, yep, just dropher right on.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I can't wait.
I think good things are comingour way.
I'm glad to be back rain.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
yeah, we some rain.
Yeah, we got a little bit ofrain.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Keep the rain coming.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Everybody.
Do your rain dance.
Do your rain dance.
Stuck in a storm, yep A littleout of time.
Please do your rain dance.
Yes, the slow soak, yes, theslow soak, yeah, we definitely,
we definitely need some rain andpray for everybody with the
fires that was.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
that was rough, but yeah, man, keep it coming, All
the good things, all the goodthings you guys like share.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
follow um.
Subscribe Doesn't cost youanything.
You can stretch and hydrate.
Yes, Stretch and hydrate.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Whatever that means to you.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yes, please, spf 90.
We are serious about our skincare.
Yes, go, team, you can getthose deodorant stick ones.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
They are amazing especially for the tattoos.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, those are very good, but yes, but yeah, it's
going to be a busy couple weeks,couple months hell yeah
summer's coming in, you'll begetting your outside time.
This is Kel season favoritetime.
This is Kel Kel season comingback in.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I'm like one of those seasonal, like it's not
depression, but it's just notright.
Yeah, nqr, not quite right.
Yes, not quite right.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, anytime there's a cloud outside.
It's nqr.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Yeah, do y'all see that onecloud?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I'm solar powered.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, this is serious , oh God, and I found a hat.
I'm making her a deal the otherday.
You are fucking solar powered,that's right.
Oh no, you don't.
Sometimes we need to turn you.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Can we drain her battery?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
We're going to put a cover on top of your deal On
your solar panel.
Yes, yeah, don't tell her, butI'm going to put a nice, I can
put a governor on that powerswitch.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I know you know how to do all that shit too, I do.
I'm going to remote this wholething.
We got a remote for that.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yes, shut her down.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Shut her down.
Abort, abort, yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Oh my hell, I got to figure out.
I found one the other day.
I was like, oh my God, this is100% kale.
I don't even remember.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
We got to write it down.
That's why because we neverremember.
Oh look, Word of the day, ohyou got some words of the day.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
We haven't done this in a minute.
I'm glad we're saving it foryou.
It's fuck annoyed andintolerant of fucktards.
I can hear you Go on, get, I'mright here.
That's kind of how I felt aboutthe e-vite situation, oh my
gosh At that point.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I was calling everyone I knew because I was
fucktose intolerant.
Is this the worst problemthat's going on in Comell County
right now?
I'm just saying I'm thankfulfor y'all.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
I am and I get.
The rules are laws, y are laws.
Y'all don't get me wrong.
I'm not encouraging breakingthe law, whatsoever rules.
I just feel like there shouldhave been a process leading up
to this that said one you justcan't run on the street.
How are we just now finding outabout it?
How did they let them buy the?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
bike without that's like a four thousand dollar bike
.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
That's what I'm saying this is not paying it off
.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
He's cleaning monkey cages.
Goddamn bike that's gettingpulled over on the way to clean
the monkey cage.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
That he cannot ride.
He cannot ride the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I said well, he used to have a shortcut between the
neighborhoods and he goes, justso you know that's probably
private property and I was like,oh, I already know the HOA sent
us that letter too.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Okay, but but we're listening to him, has a helmet
on doesn't matter, it's I justclearly the whole thing just
frustrated me.
But I was very fucked, toastand tolerant, thank you and I'm
glad that he showed up at hisauntie's house to uh, go to war,
just in case.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Well, yeah, just in case, get inside and send the
fucking cow.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, shut up if I found out there was one wheelie
y'all, better not.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
He probably got it on your bike, it it is worthless.
You know, he's got that dashcam.
We're going to know if you'redoing wheelies.
Y'all put that shit on YouTube.
Cop cam, dash cam.
Exactly what I told him.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
That's a video.
We posted it.
Lone Star Law.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Lone Star Law redacted well and, as a matter
of fact, I do, I know several ofthem.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, surprise.
Yep, I mean, I hope it was yourgood side, because amen.
Well, y'all.
Stay out of trouble.
Stay off the mini bikes.
Yep, do all the things.
Make good choices.
Try enjoy the sunshine,especially if you're solar
powered oh my god, it's been fun.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I love you and I love it's been quite a fucking treat
, I know Her smile is back Wooand cut.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Cut.
They love it when I say thatyeah.
Coo-coo, we're good, we're good, we're here, hi, hi.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Kel-Kel.
Welcome back, welcome back, heyeverybody.
It's Tiffany Foy.
Welcome to the Rambling PorchRambling Podcast.
We are fortunate to beporch-inate.
We have brought that backbecause we do have a porch.
And just because I'm stumblingall over it is because I have
some exciting news.
One Kel is back on the porch inthe she shed finally.
She's been stubborn.
(00:28):
I know that's hard for y'all tobelieve, but she has been.
You have-.
I've had a lot of things goingon, girl.
Well, we talk about how we haveto take a lap, and so you've
been taking it's a long lap.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's a lot of laps sometimes.
I mean this year just startedoff with a bang and uh been
running ever since.
I'm still trying to lap it up,but I feel better now.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I know she said that while we have to tell everybody
that Kel has taken a lap.
She's changed her face and herattitude.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And she's here, and she's smiling.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We had to take her on a little field trip because
y'all know Kel's sensitive toher environment and we all are.
So we had to go listen to somegood music.
We had to go get our toes done,we had to Girl so bad Y'all, it
was a real check your shows.
And then I need to know thatwas a fluctuation.
We hadn't had them done sincebefore Mardi.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Gras.
Okay, I was still rocking MardiGras toes you were Last week.
Well, we all know Mardi Grasbeen over for a long time and
I'm all about it, but still wasexcessive.
That was my little, you know.
Rowan said just push your toesback.
Yeah, just push your toes, baby.
I'm trying to get in there, gota?
Lot of things gifts, and that'snot one of them.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But we can't be running around all ratchet like
that.
No, no, people looking.
Yes, and if you watch theMonroe episode, you know that
that is a huge thing.
We talked about the toes andthe hammer toe.
Oh, no, no, it was no, yes.
And then I, you know, I'm aSebastian Maniscalco fan, huge.
And when you can do a niceslice of provolone with your big
(02:08):
toe he says it on one of hisshows I could recite word for
word.
And because I can recite wordfor word, I don't remember which
one of his shows they all go to, but oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I've been trimming and filing in between because
you know they just get a littleexcessive.
Yeah, I don't like to wearclosed-toed shoes, but when you
look down and your feet are uglyand then you're just mad at
your feet, it's like being madat your hair, like it's a whole
thing.
So make that appointment Fixyour fucking toes, please.
They'll change your life.
Please do, why not?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And we changed our hair?
Yes, we did so.
Kel is back with her porcupinepoof along my signature.
Look her.
Yes, she is back.
Y'all the weave is back feelsgood.
I had to give the head a breakanother high five.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, I'm just so excited it's.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It feels good, we're getting our shit together.
Are we?
We keep threatening?
No, nick says don't be lying,because she said she said this
to me the other day.
Yes, she goes.
Okay, I'm going to go do mylife together.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I said don't be no.
No, you know, damn good, you'remarking shit off the list
though.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, look, I didn't even make it.
Chip away at it Five steps andI turned back around and forgot
what I was doing.
I said, never mind, that was atotal lie.
And at the same time, don't lieabout shit like that.
We know damn good and well,you're not going to go and get
your life together.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's cute, but I'm going to try, I'm going to do
one baby step.
Get me a little bit closer.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You got to put your thing on the coaster.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm sorry.
Get your shit.
Look my mother would beembarrassed.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Now you got me spilling shit you got to.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
This is like a little .
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Y' they're like oh, she's back, pop quiz.
Sorry, you've been absent forthe last fucking two months.
So what else is going on?
Okay, so exciting news.
So, um, on my way here.
So you know, we've got um,we've had a bunch of really
really fun, cool guests that youhave been missing on.
Clearly yes, and everybody ismissing you and we've been so
glad and everybody in my missingyou and we've been so glad and
(04:07):
I'm so glad you're back.
But, um, we've had some reallycool, fine musicians and you
know, you know a lot of them andit's been fun just really
getting to um, do meet andgreets and introduce the people
to their background and theirhistory and and even though that
we've known them for a longminute or um, it's really cool
to learn what brought them tothe music scene, what you know
(04:30):
if that was in their family orif they were, you know, yeah, so
it's been really, really,really fun and really, really
cool and I've had such a blastdoing it.
But, um, we have up and coming.
Um, Rich O'Toole is going to beon the show and I met that guy
a long long time ago and Ihaven't seen him in years and um
, so, ironically enough, you'll,you guys will see him coming on
(04:52):
the show.
But I was talking to him on myway up here this morning and he
just asked me to wait for it.
Yes, Y'all, what did he ask youto record on his cd?
He's got an up and coming cdthat just tells you how old I am
.
It's gonna.
We're gonna put on a littleeight track cassette.
(05:14):
Yeah, coming, coming in 2025.
It's gonna be on vinyl too it isyeah, yeah for a big signature.
Yeah, exactly.
So yes, I literally was likewait what?
Okay, okay Now let me check myschedule.
Sure, I'm fine, that's good,I'm open.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm pretty sure I can move some shit around for you
rich, so I'm so excited so.
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
So that is, that's super cool and I can't wait to
tell you guys brand new season,brand new season and 2025 is, is
, is been.
It's going so fast already andit's cruising.
And what's crazy is I wentthrough so much shit in 2024
personal, with my family and mydad, and it was tough and you
(05:58):
were there through the wholething and boom, you started off
right out of the gate with thisyear, very same scenario.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's another reason I've been missing.
I had a lot of firsts this year.
I've been missing, I've beensad, I've been checked out.
My dad had a stroke, which Iknow happens to a lot of
people's parents, butmiraculously after 35 days in
rehab he is back home andkicking ass and talking shit and
(06:28):
when Kel and I first met,forever and ever and ever ago,
that was one thing the veryfirst time she met my dad and
the very first time I met yourdad.
you're like, oh my goodness, wesame same, exactly the same.
These two men are.
They might hurt your feelings,but they got a big heart.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh my gosh.
They're not crying, they'reyelling.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They're the meanest teddy bears in the entire world.
Yeah, so that's probably why weare the way that we are.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yes, so, ironically enough, I think it's it's.
It's sad because I know whatyou're going through, but you
were so there for me, and it'sjust when you, it's just when
it's unexpected like that theygo in for a checkup and then
they just don't ever come outProud procedure and then they're
a snowman, and you just hopeyou never have to make those
(07:20):
choices.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And I did all the things right and I, you know,
fought for my dad and,fortunately, a little change in
medication and he woke up.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, so I mean it's a miracle, it's a nice raising
hill yeah, raising hill.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's yelling at everybody, everything is right
back to the norm and I've had totell him he can't drive and
he's pissed about that.
But he's driving around theneighborhood in his little
Kubota, taking his dog for ridesand making excuses to check out
.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
He took off.
He set up a baby trap for y'all.
He said he wanted something.
Hey, hey, look over there.
And then boop jumped in hisKubota.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Wait, he's leaving.
I'm like look, I said he coulddrive that.
I wasn't talking about two days.
I hired all this help.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I put him on hospice, was there for like a day.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And you were like, okay, he fired everybody, okay,
he's not actually dying.
I don't know what to tell y'all.
Dad, I overstaffed, alwaysoverstaff.
You can always cancel people,but you don't want to be
drowning and then be like, ohshit, we're drowning, come help.
No one's going to come help atthe last minute, so I made all
the rightest choices.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
When you said that he found the keys, and I was
thinking I remember when was ityou, nick, that hit him, and I
mean the girl can Harold's keys?
Yes.
Hidden him and I'm talking, youknow.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Harold is the Because you're not supposed to treat
him.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Harold is a oh, and that garage is perfect for a
hoarding show.
Oh, and that garage is perfectfor a hoarding show.
Oh, mine too.
God love him.
It's a real thing.
But he can tell you where everynut and bolt is in that place,
every pipe, every electricalwire.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He knows everything that's missing, every plug
that's plugged into it.
Where's my warmer that warms mycoffee mug that belongs out at
my garage computer?
I had to borrow the one from inthe house because now I don't
have one and I'm like like dad Ireally was like just trying to
help and we weren't sure thatyou were coming home and he's
like y'all just moved all myshit around.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
he felt like he went to sleep and woke up and came
home and he got robbed yeah, andhe's like everything is so like
deja vu for me when listeningto your conversations, but I
will never.
And he sure as shit got in thattruck and drove straight to New
Braunfels and I was like whatthe hell?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He remembered something that he needed, and he
kept driving on that medication.
No, they ain't going to listen.
I said, dad, I'm the boss, andhe said how he found his keys.
No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And it's not like he has a key ring like me and Nick
have.
It's a carabiner that you canclimb Mount Everest with.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah my dad got a pack of 87 of those.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
He's got a little tiny key ring with two, three
keys on it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That's it, and you know the old keys.
It's not like the keys now.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Like the key to the city.
No, the keys are not that big,it's the little, tiny little
keys.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I'm telling you stubborn, it's crazy.
Honore will take you a long way.
You be sweet, you die quick.
So keep that piss and vinegarwe're going to be around.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm just saying, I'm saying it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
We ain't going anywhere, still talking shit.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, what?
Well, um, we had an incident acouple of weeks ago and I really
want to you and I have notpersonally talked about it, but
that's what I really wanted totalk about today is this outside
of family, and that we missedyou and I love you and I'm glad
you're back here.
Everybody misses you, I loveyou.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm glad to be back.
Everybody misses your sass.
I've been missing my spirit.
My hair was growing out.
I was sad and boring andovercome and then I said fuck
this shit, here we go.
We got this, let's do this.
Welcome back.
Fuck this shit, here we go.
We got this, let's do this.
Welcome back Tits up.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yes, we were getting ready to go somewhere, I don't
know.
And so you guys know Riley, heradult baby child man child, my
parent child.
Yes, he's the boss of me, mynephew and the sweetest child
which his sass is really.
(11:07):
It's it, it's good, it's histiming is good.
I don't know where he gets itfrom.
I don't want either, butanyways.
Um, we were getting ready.
It was Saturday, we were goingsomewhere, we had something
coming up, so I was in thebathroom running around and the
animals blah, blah, blah.
So I was in the bathroomrunning around and the animals
blah, blah, blah.
Well, he's got his passcode tocome into the house and in comes
(11:29):
the two boys, him and his buddy, and I come around the corner
and Nick and them are saying,hey, look, who we found on the
front porch.
And I'm thinking what's in thepackage?
You?
know, yeah, what is it?
Could be anything, probablysomething for Bertie.
Does it say live animals inside?
Yeah, exactly Perfect.
And it's the two boys, and sothey're sitting on the Ottoman
and they have this really likeguilty, you know, and Riley's
(11:54):
one, that he reaches out to mefor everything and even with,
like, the older boys, my older,boys, their whole kids, yeah
their friends, their whatever.
I've always been the one thatthey go to.
They can text me or there's,they don't have to worry about
it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Don't tell my mom, please don't tell my mom, right,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, help.
So.
And not to mention, I've hadthe same phone number forever
and everybody in there.
It's the easiest phone numberin the world to remember, so,
but anyways.
So the boys, yeah, the boys aresitting there and I said what
are y'all doing?
And they said, well, we weregoing to go down the road.
So I'm going to give you guys ascenario so I can set this up,
(12:33):
so you can understand.
These two boys are 15 year olds, straight A students, a honor
roll, straight.
I mean never in trouble, doeverything that they need to do.
Clean records I mean stupidclean Like they're 15.
Go ahead and fuck up already.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Throw an egg at something For real.
Throw a roll of toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I know it's expensive .
Speaker 1 (12:58):
And not the eggs.
No, not the eggs, that's goldGirl.
No, but so these kids are.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Are that good?
That's gold girl, no, but sothese kids are, are that good?
And they have these e-bikesright.
So these are, um, they don'thave a motor on them.
They're all electric and allthe right, yes, and so, and they
look like dirt bikes and we'llwe'll show a picture of them,
because it's not there's somethat have the pedals.
(13:20):
The pedals, if you can pedallike there's a couple of them in
our subdivision and you seethose.
You see how there's that placedowntown that sells them If you
have pedals.
So the kids have these bikes.
They look like dirt bikes butyou cannot hear them.
A mosquito sounds louder thanthey do.
So they were going down.
So I live off of not a majorhighway, not a major street,
(13:44):
it's Mission Valley Road.
It's very tiny and it takes youfrom 46 to 1863, which are
still farm roads.
46 is not, but 1863 is a farmroad.
So the kids were going on thislittle tiny stretch Between our
neighborhoods, between ourneighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And they were going to run down.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
There Between our neighborhoods, between our
neighborhoods and they weregoing to run down.
There's a little place down atthe end of the road that has
crawfish.
They have food trucks.
It's called the.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Reserve at 1863.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It's a cool little outdoor place.
The kids welcome whatever theyinvited us to take the camels
yes.
So super cool, vibe, you guyscheck it out.
So the kids were going thereand they were on the grass and
they got pulled over by anofficer.
Yes, and the officer.
I first thing I said was whowas it?
(14:37):
One because I know so many ofand this is the county, county
officers here in town and weknow so many of them.
I'm so grateful for so many ofthem, um, because they protect
us on the river.
They help us all the time.
I'm the biggest supporter ofthe sheriff's department here in
town.
I feed them on the river allsummer long.
Um, they just.
(14:58):
They do such an amazing job andI get that some enforced
stronger than others.
Some come across meaner thanothers.
Sure, um, but whatever.
So they pull the kids over andask them where they were going
(15:20):
and they said they just lefttheir man gypsies house and
they're headed to their AuntGypsy's house.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And they were headed to, and they were headed to Aunt
Gypsy's house.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, no, they were going there.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He told me they were smart enough to lie, to say they
were going to your house andnot say we're headed to the
crawfish.
Okay, so maybe I missed thatpart, the cop was on the phone
and said I just want to tell youthe laws and these are not
street legal and yada, yada, andI know they're going out to do
(15:51):
something good and go cleanthose monkey cages for their
aunt.
So I'm going to follow them overto her house and you'll have to
come pick them up with thetruck.
And I said, okay babe.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay, so I didn't get that whole part that they
called you, but I said, um,which is good to know, I wish I
would have known just thatlittle tiny bit before I lost my
mind, so, which happens fromtime, I know it's hard to
believe, but I did so.
Um, he tells me the officer'sname and I was like huh boy I
(16:20):
could have picked that out of alineup, because this guy, this
particular officer, in myopinion is a bully.
His main department, he istraffic, which, okay, that's
fine, but it's just, and that'smy opinion.
(16:40):
I was thankful that he got upwith a warning and well, he did
exactly what he was supposed todo and he said that he called in
for backup.
These are what does he thinkthat they're gonna do?
They're two 15 year old, one ismy size and one is kids on
(17:00):
e-bikes, they might take offthose things go pretty fast.
There's nowhere to go there'sliterally high fences on both
sides I was just thankful he gotnothing on his record.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I tried to scare him and say shit like this can stay
with you.
It can keep you out of college.
I know it's going to drop off,but that's beside the point.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I was like you're more positive about this than I
am so, yeah, you're just yeahwell, you've already done this.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
This is my first teenager.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Here's my point is that?
So I called friend of my SOguys that I know very well and I
said hey, I've got a question,so I want I want to explain this
to me because I see there's agentleman in my subdivision.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
He looks like Geppetto, so if you see him,
you'll be like we're going tocall him Geppetto for now.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
And he has his little scoot that he buzzes by on all
the time and I'm thinking, okay,and I mean this dude, he is
getting it.
So and I asked the boys, I said, right, I swear to pickles If
you are lying to me.
And you guys were, because Ijust got asked the other day
about this, pop the willies, yep, uh-huh.
And I said absolutely not, no.
(18:12):
So when I made the phone calland was talking to a friend of
mine that's on the forest and Isaid, just explain to me the
rules and if this is okay or ifthis is not okay, because I
don't get it, because you canride a regular bike, you can
ride a regular bike on the roadwhich we all know, because on
(18:33):
River Road Lord have mercy Onthe way here there is 40,000 of
them, memorial day weekend,taking up the entire road.
They don't give a shit, not thetime.
They don't give two fucks,they're in the way.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I followed one in the construction on the way here.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I was like there's drunks on the road, there's
curves, there's everything.
Everything that you should notdo on a yeah is on this road.
Right.
So I said explain it to me.
You know this is a.
It's off the beaten path, theroad that the kids were on, they
were on the grass.
Can they not ride these on thegrass?
(19:08):
Is it just because they'restreet?
So if, if that was my property,where which I know the people
that have the two adorable, uh,houses up front, the little old,
so right there where thateasement is so if that was my
house and my kids went outsideof my gate on that easement,
would they get in trouble?
He said Tiffany, that's a verygray area.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
He said and I said, well, does the gray area Cause I
?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
would really like to read it, or can we?
I just feel like the kids.
One could have been educated onthis.
They didn't educate the kids.
They pulled them over, calledin for backup, scared the shit
out of them and then escortedthem to my house and told me you
can come pick them up with atruck.
There we are, yeah.
So I get the whole scoop on it.
(19:56):
We're driving to I don't evenknow we had a, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, we were going to Sagan.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
We were going to Sagan, she's taking them to get
crawfish with you, exactly.
So I said I just don'tunderstand why they can't ride
them, because you got golf cartsthat can run pretty much all
over.
Now you have SUVs I mean ATVs,utvs that you can now ride that
(20:22):
are street legal.
I said these bikes, what makesit different than a regular bike
?
So he said, if you remember andI do because I'm obviously and
this particular officer that Iwas talking to, I used to take
care of when he was little.
I'm not going to mention hisname, but I used to take care of
him and so I obviously we're.
We have, yeah, for a very longtime it changed his diaper, so,
(20:48):
yeah, and I said I just want tounderstand why it wasn't illegal
, wasn't explained or did I feellike, when the boys bought the
bikes that it would be like okay, here's the deal, you cannot
ride these on the street.
So I'm talking to the officerand he's good.
You know, tiffany, in fact hewas the second or third officer
(21:09):
that I talked to that day andthe reason I went straight up
the deal was because I knew allof these guys, but this
particular officer is in chargeof the one that pulled the boys
over and yes, exactly.
And so he said to me you know Iused to ride my dirt bikes.
I said, oh, I know you were badas hell when you were little.
These kids are good kids.
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These kids are good kids.
And the other officer that Italked to was like shit, I used
to ride my dirt bike on 16 ohfour, which is a huge loop in
San Antonio.
I know I used to ride my dirtbikes.
My kids were riding their dirtbikes down off of the property
we had off of 35.
Right.
So he said, used to.
They would um, measure thespeed by the horsepower.
(21:55):
Okay, now, because these bikesare so souped up, they cannot
say you cannot have, it's got tobe a one, 25 or less, to ride
it on the road or higher, orvice versa, or whatever, because
these bikes that are now CCSwill haul ass, they'll go 75
(22:16):
miles an hour or whatever.
So now they don't base it onhorsepower or CCs, it's just.
And I said okay.
So let's just say I got on mybike, my, my little bike, my
normal one, with my banana seat,my flag up in the air, my
baskets in the front, mykangaroo sitting in my basket.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I could ride from my neighborhood to yours with my
flagpole and my and I pedaledbecause I'm a peddler and I
kicked it up to 60 miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Let's just say Is that illegal?
He said.
Only you would bring up thatscenario.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's a legitimate question.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I said I'm going to think about it.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I'm going to get that back right now.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I will start practicing.
I will go get that back on.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Have you ever seen my ?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
daughters on a Peloton.
Can you imagine if we put thatthing on?
Oh yeah, We'll have them justriding back and forth until they
get pulled over.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Right which one?
So let's see.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
So let's think about that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
The blondes, the brunettes, yes, blancs yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
But I mean think about that for a minute.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
So no, I'm literally confused, also because it's okay
for them to.
I mean, I get it, he doesn'thave a license or snow insurance
, but whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
But I really was like okay, get this.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I didn't tell him strictly forbidden.
I said wear a helmet, get this.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
He said this is something that they just found
out is that you have to insurean uninsured motorist.
Yes, so that bike?
Because you cannot insure it,you have to pay for uninsured
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vehicle policy, which what doyou say?
It was like 10, 15 bucks orsomething has to go to the
County.
I said somebody just need a newjob.
Clearly y'all made that job forsomebody?
What is that tax going to?
So now you've got.
He said this is new to me.
And I said so.
Okay, here's this scenario.
I said when we're on the Island, down at the beach house, Okay,
(24:12):
how about the Island?
Let's talk about this.
So we're all in Texas, so youknow where my house is at.
You can drive an UTV, a golfcourt, a cart from my place,
anything.
Yes, Down white cap all the way, all the way across the 361 to
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that whole area, anywhere overthere, from one side to the
other side.
But if you turn Totally illegal, Totally legal.
But if you make a right turn ora left turn on 361, it's
illegal.
Yes, I said so.
How do you make these rules?
Who said that Speed limit, Notthat road Based on the speed
limit?
And I said so.
How does that work in NewBrunswick?
Because it's the same deal roadbased on the speed.
(24:58):
And I said so.
How does that work in newBrunfels?
Because it's the same deal.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
So you can take the golf carts in certain areas you
can have a license plate andthey have to have blinkers.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yes, they need to be street legal, but not
necessarily down there or downhere.
If you know how to use your handsignals, then you don't need
blinkers.
If you don't have blinkers, youhave to use hand signals, or
you can get pulled over on abicycle, right.
So my question was how doesanybody know where they can and
cannot go?
There's no sign that says no,no, left turn, right.
(25:27):
And he said that it is based onthe County right.
So he caught.
There was a terminology for it.
So, um, it's like a destinationmap or something I don't know.
But basically yes, so the thatparticular County or city allows
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it, maybe both they set it upand say okay, golf carts can go
straight, they can go this right, but they cannot go this left.
Imagine my surprise.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Where does the confusion lie?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
So if this particular officer that I think has a
heart on for anyone and everyonehappens to pull over somebody
that has no clue, sure Is one ofthose that just instantly is
like sorry about your luck,guess what fuckers Right, no
crawfish today.
But I mean, that's the wholecon, the whole thing is right
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it's disturbing, I get it.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I mean it's about safety and he, whatever, he had
a real, but I mean you know he'sgonna be on the road next year
in a real truck.
So I thought, like a little bitof practice on the sidewalk
just between neighborhoods, Ijust seem like it was fine.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
But yeah, one I think it needs to be public service
announcement.
And yes, which is exactly whatI'm doing too, I think there
needs to be A disclosure, asomething.
And you know what I said.
I said so where are theysupposed to ride these bikes?
He said on your privateproperty.
That's exactly what he told me.
So in my yard, I said so thesebikes are worthless, he said
(27:01):
pretty much.
That's why I recommend I saidso, you recommend the
15-year-old get into a UTV likemine, yeah, and roll it, yeah,
(27:23):
and that's I mean.
Look how many people we knowthat have been in accidents on
UTVs.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Hell, go on the TikToks and film the people at
the golf course in their cartsafter 47 hot toddies.
But it's such a, it's such a.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Anyways, I just wanted to get this out and I
wanted to talk about it becauseI think that people should chime
in and give us your thoughtsand help us think.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It's a lot worse things they could be doing.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I said, and not to mention the fact that they're
off their iPad, they're off thecomputer, they're outside
getting fresh air, doing boythings.
Right, that's mansion Notgetting in any trouble, but I
feel like somewhere somehow inthe whole process of buying the
bike to taking it home towhatever.
There should have beensomething that said by the way,
guys, do you know that youcannot?
(28:04):
Or here's a course that you cantake You're only able to ride
these on certain streets or onlyin your own property, or
whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh yeah, there's been a lot of.
You know on the neighborhoodpage the e-bike kids zipped on
the sidewalk or you know he didsay, he said look, I will
download the video or upload itor however you get it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
And he said I'll let you know.
And I said if they were beinglittle punk asses and doing
wheelies and all that, I saidyou better be the first one to
call me or text me, cause I willbust their ass.
Sure, cause, I point blank said, looked him straight in the
face.
I mean they were freaking,shaking, scared, the shit out of
them.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That was their first brush with real trouble Back up.
Thank God you were there.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Good Lord.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Uh no.
And then he's like you need topick them up with a truck from
her house and I'm like okay,like I'll get it arranged.
But I was like doing other shit.
And then he texts me we'll justfind a way home, like we'll go
the back way, and I was like ifyou think that cop ain't sitting
there waiting for your ass, yougot another thing coming.
I said you better sit rightthere and we're going to figure
this out, Like have someone comeget you, because the second
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time that cop is not going to beso nice, even if he was a jerk.
The first time he's going to bea real asshole this time.
I've been in enough trouble toknow that Like a little bit One
time.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
One time Irrelevant, one time Cut and we're back.
That's what I meant you don'teven need to say action because
it all happened from the ghettooil change to the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
There was a lot of dangerous things.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It could have gone so much worse but anyways, that's
what I wanted to talk about.
I just want to talk about howthere's a great area and I think
that it needs to be shared.
And I think there needs to be,because I really didn't know
either, like I had no clue.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I just was like, of course, like you need to take,
you need to take, yeah.
I was just like yes, sir, yes,sir, and chile's, like I could
tell.
That was like when you go, likehow many?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
times you said, sir, you get your motorcycle license.
I mean you have to, I meanyou've got to go do the whole
right.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
No, they upgrade from a fucking scooter to this thing
and it's like they're poppingwheelies and going 50 miles an
hour.
I don't understand why you wouldeven get one.
I wasn't really in charge ofthat.
For the record, it started withthe dirt bike and then he
upgraded the dirt bike.
He sold the dirt bike for morethan it was worth and then he
(30:20):
decided he bought this usede-bike and then he sold that for
more than it was worth and thenhe bought a new e-bike.
So he was just like right onthat hustle game and I'm like,
well, that's all fine and dandy.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
But I mean, if you still use your gifts for good,
you still can't do anything withit but I didn't realize clearly
i't either.
That's why I was like wait what?
Okay, so everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
If your kid has a fucking e-bike, check the rules
in your county or whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Check your Texas to Texas period.
You can't do it.
It's not from one countytogether.
Yeah, no, it's.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So I'm like he wants to like soup it up and I'm like
you're going to have a truck inlike next year why You're not
going to care about this.
Why would you soup it up?
You're not going to care aboutthis.
You can't even ride the damnthing, except on my private
property, which my yard's aboutthis big now you can ride it out
here, but why?
At the undisclosed location.
Yeah, that sounds fun.
Maybe some animals will startchasing me, but still, I don't
(31:05):
know.
It seems dumb and, yes,worthless at this point.
So that was a first.
I had another first my dog gotbit by a snake.
I know you're in that game butI've had to go above and beyond
my skill set and it's beentaxing.
But you know, once you survivesome shit that you didn't know
(31:26):
you could get through.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Sometimes when you think that one more thing cannot
happen.
Never say that you never saycould it get any worse.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Fuck yeah, I can, oh yeah hold my beer and watch this
it could always get worse soyou, just, you know, pace
yourself, get through it so you?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
this is kind of an interesting story.
So if you guys have animals orwhatever kind of, ironically
enough, there's been a a postthat's been floating all over
the web and it's the rattlesnakein the children's vinegar If
you chew that and hold it inyour mouth.
It absorbs faster, Not only inyour mouth, but if you put it
under your tongue, it's evenfaster and faster.
(32:06):
So if anything— Chew it and putit under your tongue Chew it and
put it under your tongue and,yes, it goes in faster than just
if you hold it in your mouthand it is life-saving.
So, um, for people that get bitby rattlesnakes and it is
rattlesnake season- right.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
So they have yet to determine if it was a spider or
a snake but my dog has verythick hair.
I saw him in the afternoon right, uh, and he came in in the
afternoon, shook his head and itwas like a grapefruit on the
side of his neck and I was like,oh wow, this wasn't here
earlier.
My neighbor's a nurse.
I said, come over and look atthis.
You think of something weshould like lance this thing.
(32:41):
And he's like, oh shit, yougotta see her like a real
professional.
Yeah, I went in, they shaved itand they said, well, it was
some kind of bite, we don't knowwhat.
Here's antibiotic andanti-inflammatory, and they
didn't give me nothing.
No wrap, no, nothing.
Thank god I got a littlemedical experience.
Yeah, that dog scratched thatthing open.
Stay tuned for the picture.
First night blood from chin tofoot to toe.
(33:02):
I look up a massacre.
I woke up in the house, myhusband's like I gotta go to
work and take care of something.
So I was showering a bloody dogand shampooing and it just
progressively got worse.
And, uh, then I asked you aboutit and sent you the picture,
which I don't even know why Idelayed a day Cause you were
like you hurt my feelings.
I was in it, man, I was like ina murder movie.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I mean, that's how people ask me all this.
In fact, I just got asked.
Yesterday we went to go seeDallas and at green hall for an
afternoon show and it wasamazing.
I had been to a Sundayafternoon show in a long time.
It was so good to see him.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's a good calm vibe .
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yes, and his dad was there and it was great.
I got some great videos, um andum.
But I had Buck with me, whichyou guys know Buckaroo is the
new new family member and we hadhim there and people were
coming from all over asking youknow how?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
do you and what is it ?
How do you?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
does it work?
Yeah, and I said well when Iwas younger.
Anybody that?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
would find a raccoon on the side of the road or a
deer or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
yep, they would bring it to my house.
And, of course, and and I'llbottle feed it.
I'll save it.
I did a lot of bottle feeding,as I'm still doing it Literally
and yeah, and so that's kind ofhow I and with having as many
animals and with us raisingsheep and cattle.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
But I've never done any of that and this is the
biggest wound I've everpersonally been in charge of,
and I don't know if y'all knowthis, but I am not a nurse and
this.
Oh, this has taken more than Ithought you know.
They say you're not never knowhow strong you are until you
have no other choice or when,like you're the only adult in
the room and literally have tofix this problem.
So I mean, I got gloved up, Igot in there.
(34:42):
You told me about the specialjail.
You got to get the jail Go toTractor Supply.
The second that I sent thepicture to my vet, they sent me
the same damn jail prescriptionthat you already told me.
Thank you, thanks for nothing,but I've been working on that.
That's been like 10 days.
So dad's been home.
He's been feisty.
I got the dog with the wound.
(35:02):
I got the kid that got pulledover by the.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Comal County on the death, and that is why her face
has not been very happy lately.
So, she's back.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Like I said, I'm coming back around.
Yeah, I so she's back.
Like I said, I'm coming backaround.
Yeah, I feel good about it, butTanner's doing good.
Yep, you think he's going tomake it.
Tanner's making a comeback.
Oh my gosh, it's gotten.
It's still nasty, but it'sgetting smaller every day.
Yeah, finish up the antibodies.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I'm kind of with them , I think.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I don't think that was a ratt spider bite, I was
shocked at what damage a brownrecluse could do to a dog.
He has very thick hair so hereally would have had it gotten
in there.
Well, tanner.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I have gotten on her for a very long time is not the
skinniest dog?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Oh, my God, he doesn't exercise very much.
He chases squirrels and my yardis really small, remember he
doesn't chase them, he goes likethis.
That's the extent of his chase.
He's medicated about as much ashendrix does medicated.
He ain't barked in a week.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, it's glorious in the best week glorious,
you're welcome go to sleep,right, go to sleep sweet dreams
we love.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, you got to sleep through this.
Sometimes you got to sleepthrough this.
Oh my God, sometimes you got tosleep through it.
Mm-hmm.
If you're mad, go to bed,mm-hmm.
But yeah, well, I'm gladeverybody is making a Thank you.
Thank you for your veterinaryadvice.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'm glad you have a smile on your face and you're
making a turnaround.
Hell, yeah, but yes, but youknow I haven't.
This one has not crossed mypath before.
You might want to take this,yeah, okay.
Well, you better escalate thatto like a professional, yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
But I'm very blessed to have a lot of vets, that I
work Absolutely and I've seenall the crazy, weird things that
can happen.
And let me tell you what youneed to do.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, that looked dead.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
That ain't good.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, I fixed that.
Hendrix just had his ear fullof fluid and yeah, we did.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
He did a surgery a couple years ago.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, something and I drained it.
I pulled the first.
Yeah, like the first one I did.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I pulled 11 cc's out of it I said I don't know what
that little fat cigar size yeah,look like that's a lot
Significant.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yes, and did really good for a couple of few days,
and then I put him on somethings and then it just kept
going Because they flap it right.
Yeah, but it just keptcontinuously feeling and the
only way to fix that is to go inand burn the deals.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Oh, cauterize yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
So he had a pretty intense, you know, but he's.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I appreciate your skills and it's like you never
know what you can do until youhave to do it, you know, you see
that show 1923, somebody wasjust talking about that today.
That old bitch is such a badasslike everybody gets shot up and
she's just like put him on thetable, strap the neck, yeah but,
like I think I started it, butI don't think I got it.
Get back into it, get back intoit.
I'm just saying like she justbuckles down on whatever the
(37:57):
fuck needs to be done.
That's what needs to be done,and she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
That's how I am with animals.
Now people do that shit at theresort and I'm like you know
what.
There's no time for throwing up.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, throw up later might be like yeah oh, I can't
look at it no animals, I can Ican animals and other people I'm
fine dive right in there.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Well see, it's another thing I don't want to be
involved in your emergency, butI'm a math teacher.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, I have a certain set of skills.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
It's one plus one equals.
Oh yes, I hate it here, yeah,but, um, I think you should.
Or in people that do haveanimals, a few things.
While we're on the topic, yes,you should keep in your house at
all times.
Is gauze, coban, yep, yep, asyringe?
(38:48):
Yep Doesn't necessarily have tohave a needle on it, but that
is for giving medication,pepto-bismol, benadryl Tablets,
whiskey Just thought I'd throwthat in.
That was for the adults.
It sounded yeah, one for me, aBenadryl for you.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
A Benny for you.
Yes, peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Did I say Coban, gotta have Coban, gotta have
Coban.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Gotta have Coban, gotta have the Coban, yeah, but
those are some.
Tractor supply is really good.
Oh, and the vetromycin.
The vetromycin.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Super thick yeah.
And the vetromycin, thevetromycin, the gel, you gotta
get the gel Get the gel.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's in a blue bottle , white spray handle in exactly.
That's so good, but yeah, butthose are some things that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Well, we can put a little list together that are
some best times that you'd someit'll blow your mind, whatever
life throws your way, you justgot to get in there and take
care of it and come back.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Welcome on sunshine, you can yeah, yeah, listen, and
if y'all ain't listening toauntie, auntie pam, you're
missing out.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Everybody go get you.
Y'all missing out.
I am obsessed.
You need a smile on your face.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
You better listen to some Auntie Pam.
I am obsessed with her Girl.
She is the best.
She is the best.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I'll be at work and be like Seriously, because I
send them to you all the time.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Like girl, she called heaven again.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh, I need to know.
Yeah, hold your breath, I'll beright.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, you're why are you purple auntie pam is on
right now.
Yeah, yeah, so good.
It is so good sometimes theshit that comes out of her mouth
and I think I have a lot ofretarded shit that comes out of
my mouth and yeah we keepthreatening to write it down.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm telling you, her and I could be such good friends
, such good friends.
Can I be your white friend?
Do you have a white friend?
Yeah, I'm going to sing, I'mright here I'm going to be a
singer.
Yeah, yeah, it's going to begood, girl, I'll get you an
autograph.
You want that.
I'll trade you one for one.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
She's so freaking, epic.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We need to find her we should.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Can we hang?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
out with you on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Seriously Golly, she would be so fine, can we do like
a video call?
I bet she would do that, comeon.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I bet she would do that this is Gypsy from Texas.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, hey, we calling you from Texas.
Yeah, we trying to see what'sup.
I got a question.
We got questions, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I tell you what, when she always want my recipe, the
secret about the much I love tocook, and she's like, yeah, it
ain't gonna be the same if youdon't have four cheeses.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
No, and you got it.
I don't measure.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
You just put a splash of that in there and a sprinkle
of this.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Now I was like exactly, but it never gonna
taste how you do it.
No, you gotta stick your finger, that's nicky's the same, I'm
like oh, how did you make this?
She's like girl, it's like a.
You know some of this and someof that.
Whole bunch garlic, more garlicyou think you had enough.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
No, you never have enough garlic.
I can't wait.
Yeah, but yes, auntie pam, soyou guys, your pet supply list.
Okay, we covered that.
The e-bike throw them away.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I say you're fucking worthless, sell it.
Yeah, sell it right now rightnow everyone finds out you can't
write them before everybodyfinds out that they're worthless
.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Get rid of them.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Spend your money on something else Noted.
But I think it's springtime,it's a new season, I'm feeling
better about it.
I know you're feeling betterabout it, looking good about it,
trying.
We'll have to look at thecalendar.
Oh yeah, I know y'all busy.
We got to.
Nick could do a pdf orsomething and cross match.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
The reference of the day drop you into the event.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
She probably knows how to do that.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
There's probably a guy.
I'll perish you.
Yeah, you got like a, like astork height type thing I can
fly in yeah, yeah, that's whatyou mean.
You know drone?
Yeah, exactly, yep, just dropher right on.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I can't wait.
I think good things are comingour way.
I'm glad to be back rain.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
yeah, we some rain.
Yeah, we got a little bit ofrain.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Keep the rain coming.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Everybody.
Do your rain dance.
Do your rain dance.
Stuck in a storm, yep A littleout of time.
Please do your rain dance.
Yes, the slow soak, yes, theslow soak, yeah, we definitely,
we definitely need some rain andpray for everybody with the
fires that was.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
that was rough, but yeah, man, keep it coming, All
the good things, all the goodthings you guys like share.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
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Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, those are very good, but yes, but yeah, it's
going to be a busy couple weeks,couple months hell yeah
summer's coming in, you'll begetting your outside time.
This is Kel season favoritetime.
This is Kel Kel season comingback in.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I'm like one of those seasonal, like it's not
depression, but it's just notright.
Yeah, nqr, not quite right.
Yes, not quite right.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, anytime there's a cloud outside.
It's nqr.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Yeah, do y'all see that onecloud?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I'm solar powered.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, this is serious , oh God, and I found a hat.
I'm making her a deal the otherday.
You are fucking solar powered,that's right.
Oh no, you don't.
Sometimes we need to turn you.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Can we drain her battery?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
We're going to put a cover on top of your deal On
your solar panel.
Yes, yeah, don't tell her, butI'm going to put a nice, I can
put a governor on that powerswitch.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I know you know how to do all that shit too, I do.
I'm going to remote this wholething.
We got a remote for that.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yes, shut her down.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Shut her down.
Abort, abort, yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Oh my hell, I got to figure out.
I found one the other day.
I was like, oh my God, this is100% kale.
I don't even remember.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
We got to write it down.
That's why because we neverremember.
Oh look, Word of the day, ohyou got some words of the day.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
We haven't done this in a minute.
I'm glad we're saving it foryou.
It's fuck annoyed andintolerant of fucktards.
I can hear you Go on, get, I'mright here.
That's kind of how I felt aboutthe e-vite situation, oh my
gosh At that point.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I was calling everyone I knew because I was
fucktose intolerant.
Is this the worst problemthat's going on in Comell County
right now?
I'm just saying I'm thankfulfor y'all.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
I am and I get.
The rules are laws, y are laws.
Y'all don't get me wrong.
I'm not encouraging breakingthe law, whatsoever rules.
I just feel like there shouldhave been a process leading up
to this that said one you justcan't run on the street.
How are we just now finding outabout it?
How did they let them buy the?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
bike without that's like a four thousand dollar bike
.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
That's what I'm saying this is not paying it off
.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
He's cleaning monkey cages.
Goddamn bike that's gettingpulled over on the way to clean
the monkey cage.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
That he cannot ride.
He cannot ride the damn thing.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I said well, he used to have a shortcut between the
neighborhoods and he goes, justso you know that's probably
private property and I was like,oh, I already know the HOA sent
us that letter too.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Okay, but but we're listening to him, has a helmet
on doesn't matter, it's I justclearly the whole thing just
frustrated me.
But I was very fucked, toastand tolerant, thank you and I'm
glad that he showed up at hisauntie's house to uh, go to war,
just in case.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Well, yeah, just in case, get inside and send the
fucking cow.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, shut up if I found out there was one wheelie
y'all, better not.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
He probably got it on your bike, it it is worthless.
You know, he's got that dashcam.
We're going to know if you'redoing wheelies.
Y'all put that shit on YouTube.
Cop cam, dash cam.
Exactly what I told him.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
That's a video.
We posted it.
Lone Star Law.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Lone Star Law redacted well and, as a matter
of fact, I do, I know several ofthem.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, surprise.
Yep, I mean, I hope it was yourgood side, because amen.
Well, y'all.
Stay out of trouble.
Stay off the mini bikes.
Yep, do all the things.
Make good choices.
Try enjoy the sunshine,especially if you're solar
powered oh my god, it's been fun.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I love you and I love it's been quite a fucking treat
, I know Her smile is back Wooand cut.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Cut.
They love it when I say thatyeah.
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