July 31, 2025 • 46 mins
When a sunset photo opportunity on a yacht in Cabo turns into an unexpected vanishing act, you know you're in for one of Kel's legendary mishap stories. Fresh from her summer travels, Kel rejoins Tiffany at the Frog Pond to share the tale of how she mysteriously fell through an opening in a yacht while trying to capture the perfect sunset shot—without hitting a single stair on her way down—resulting in what friends unsympathetically dubbed a "yachting injury."
The conversation flows as freely as Tiffany's notoriously potent margaritas (which later caused Kel to press her face against an elevator wall during a particularly challenging workday). Between fits of laughter, the duo catches up on community flood recovery efforts and Birdie's health struggles while Kel was away on her numerous summer adventures.
Family vacation stories take center stage as Kel recounts her twelve-day journey with husband Shiloh, two sons, and her mother through Chicago and St. Louis. Highlights include Riley's failed attempt to sneak into premium seats at Wrigley Field (thwarted by the vigilant security guard Joyce), experiencing the mind-blowing "Flyover" attraction that simulates soaring above Chicago, and adopting what Shiloh calls "Red Line mentality" during a heated subway confrontation. The St. Louis portion of their trip revealed a less glamorous side of travel, with Kel describing streets that made her "walk on her tippies" and the bizarre City Museum with its school bus hanging from the roof.
Despite all the mishaps and close quarters with family for twelve days, these summer adventures created memories worth sharing—and a reminder that sometimes the most entertaining stories come from vacation fails rather than picture-perfect moments. Check out this episode for a guaranteed laugh and perhaps some reassurance that your own vacation disasters aren't so bad after all!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey everybody.
This is Tiffany Poyer with theRamblin' Gypsy Podcast and we
are at the Frog Pond.
We have Kel.
Kel is back.
She's been out and about andrunning and summer vacay and we
haven't talked in a long minute.
No, In fact, you just came intothe subdivision and said you
lost your membership Immediately.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I pulled in the gate, I went to type my code.
The whole screen is different.
I had a call, like a peasantWell, and I said access denied.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Don't get your feelings hurt, because I have to
do the same thing.
I have to pull up to the gate,I have to get out of the car, I
have to call myself from thegate and then I have to answer
the gate on my phone.
Did you approve this upgrade?
They didn't call me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, I mean no, so that's how the day started.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I haven't talked to you since.
Um what we've talked, but Ihaven't seen you since before
the flood.
No, yeah, so you guys have been.
When did y'all leave?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh man, that was fourth of july right, we left
the next week like the 15th butweren't y'all?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
oh, riley was gone, riley was gone, riley was gone.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's why he did oklahoma yeah, road trip,
wakeboarding, all the things,yeah, friend problems, yep, did
all that.
And then, yes, we were here, um, because you got stuck out on
the road.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We did yeah At the resort.
All the tragedies, all thethings.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh yeah, that was heavy, very heavy.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, we've been through a lot of floods with me,
and that one was well obviously.
I mean, it was not so muchabout us, obviously, it was
above us, but then we got, wegot.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But that's a trigger warning, I mean you know
straight away if you've beenhere through a real one, I mean
you remember how quick thatchanges.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And so we're still doing all the benefits and the
things for the littles.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
There's a lot of stuff coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yep A lot of stuff coming up, done a lot of really
cool things, and then we'regoing to try to keep it going
and do continue the benefitsnext year.
So we've decided that we'regoing to try to keep it going
and do continue the benefitsnext year.
So we've decided that we'rekind of letting the big guys
kind of handle everything andget involved where we can and
then we're just going to helpand push and keep going and yeah
.
So I'm super excited about that.
But yeah, it's been, it's beengood, it's been bad, it's been
(02:19):
ugly, it's been hard, it's been.
I mean we're still fixing stuffat ours but I mean I can't
complain, obviously.
I mean we could it.
It could all have been a lotworse, as hard as that is is to
fathom.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But, um, we've gone out and, you know, cleaned up
what we could around here, andthat little one, my little river
hero, does his part you know,and he finds sunken canopy and
he's going to spend all daypulling it out and recruit
strangers to help, and you knowit's his personal responsibility
.
You just help where you can,you do what you can and pray for
(02:53):
the rest.
No doubt.
So yes.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But we I know we never talk really honestly about
what we're going to talk about.
That's a real fucking story.
Really honestly about whatwe're going to talk about.
That's a real fucking story.
We've been holding this storyoff for a long minute, and so
you, obviously the kids are homefor the summer.
Yes, rowan.
So which is the little?
(03:17):
Not so much Riley.
Riley is now grown Half manright, yeah.
So, anyways, we've been holdingoff for this story for a while.
You have been trying to tell meand Nick about this many times
and I've told you nope, hush, wedon't want to know.
We're saving it for the podcast, we're saving it for, yeah,
today is the day.
Today is the day.
(03:38):
So Kel, during the summer, goeson all kinds of trips.
They plan the kids go summercamp, then they vacate, then
they vacate, and then theyvacate again, and then they
fucking go on vacation again.
It's annoying, but whatever, westill love her.
And now she wants to know whyher access was denied.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, that's because we're pissed Because we're all
here doing what we do.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And you're off sending us fucking pictures and
shit.
But I'm glad you're.
No, she doesn't staycation, shestaycations all the damn time.
But anyways, we still love you.
We're not hating on you, butyeah, I am.
So anyways, we want to know howdid you fall off the ship?
Oh the ship.
Oh, here we go.
First of all, let's tell uswhere you were Cabo, she went to
(04:20):
Mexico.
Cabo, she went to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
That was right.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
when school got out, we had a little wedding in Cabo.
That was sweet of you to waituntil they got out of school,
yeah, I know, and leave themwith grandma.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Anyway, we get to Cabo, get invited out on a yacht
.
Of course they have tacos andtequila and all the things, so
we're having a great day.
First of all, I'm taking allthe pictures.
Question who?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
How well do these people know you?
Oh, not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Mm-mm.
Only my husband knows me.
The rest of them I have neverhung out with.
Not an actual day.
Hmm, Not even in the UnitedStates, Okay let me set the
stage here for everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, so if y'all have ever met Kel's husband,
shiloh, the most easygoing, Imean, yes, flat line.
This girl is like a rat on acidall the time, which is why we
get along so well.
And then you have Shy, which isthe, and he just lets her go
(05:18):
and do and watches and smilesand I'm a nervous wreck.
All the time I'm thinking myGod'm thinking my god, shallow,
do you see what's happeningright now?
He's like I know, and that's socute, like no, really it's not
okay.
So he's about to fall out of atree and so I'm the nervous
nelly he drinks tequila, thoughI do not, so on the ship.
That's what he has on the shipyeah, he, we, me and shot will
(05:41):
have it.
And he tells everywhere we goand if you watch the show,
you've heard the story whereShiloh tells him to just scare
it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Scare it.
He told him that everywhere hewent.
You don't need to shake theshit out of it?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You just scare it with the ice.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, you just scare it a little bit, and so, yes,
that's what he does.
So they were serving me,palomas, I don't even know what
that was, but it was delicious,and the little key limes were
cut like little suns.
It was adorable.
We were having a great day, sothey let me take over the
Bluetooth on the yacht.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
She is on an all-inclusive wedding
destination, okay, so now let'sgo.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So we get on the yacht.
I do the whole thing.
I take over the music.
We're having a great day, we'redrinking tequila, the tug was
coming out and I think I want toget up there and get one more
sunset picture.
But you know, on the yachtyou've got that little catwalk.
You've got to get up on thefront.
So I think I'm not going to bethe girl to drop my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
First of all, Trampoline in the front.
It was like a yeah, like a laydown type yeah, a trampoline,
yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So I'm thinking I don't want to drop my phone
because I'm never going to hearthe end of it.
So I'm like, instead ofshimmying over there, I'm going
to create when was your lifepreserver?
No, they're in a hole somewhere.
Those Pablo and what's his name?
They got him.
So I go and I'm going to slidemy cell phone over the
windshield of the boat, next tothe driver captain, and I think
(07:08):
I'm going to hand it to myfriend.
They, let you Listen.
It was like not that high, itdidn't seem that high.
But there's a cabin, you know,with stairs that go down.
There's a couch and a bar and aroom and all that.
So apparently I stepped in thehole just right where I didn't
hit a stair, I didn't hitanything.
(07:29):
I was up and then I was down.
I got shanghaied.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All by yourself.
Yeah, you didn't hit anything.
Didn't hit anything.
She says it was just a party ofone Kel party of one, listen.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But nobody saw me because I was like up, and then
I was in a hole and I woke uplike a split second and I
there's an ottoman and went tosleep.
There was a couch.
No, and I realized, oh shit,there's my hat.
And I grabbed my hat and I setup on the couch real quick, miss
, miss, are you okay?
Are you okay?
And I'm like I can't find myhat band and he's like what it's
(07:59):
right here?
Yeah, and I put it on.
I said I'm gonna put myself outin timeout for five minutes and
then I'm going to be backupstairs.
They're both like Alexa set atimer for five minutes.
I hear, shiloh, babe, are youokay?
No one can see me.
I'm gone into a trap door andI'm like I have to sit here.
The laundry department I have toassess my injuries.
(08:20):
I can't even tell I'm sittingthere like my injuries.
I can't even tell I'm sittingthere like do I have all my
teeth?
Something surely has happenedto me.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Alice in Wonderland.
I was there and I was gone.
Then I was like my knee feels alittle weird.
I got a bruise that knocked offmy spray tan.
Something is wrong here.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I said I went back upstairs.
Did you call them to get arefund on your tan?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Because I know you probably did Girl listen, I, no,
you probably did, girl, listen.
I got a real tan to fill in theholes while I was in Mexico.
Okay, good girl, but that's whyyou signed that waiver.
Yeah, because I literally noone saw me fall, they didn't
even know.
They brought me a bag of iceand I was like, I think I'm good
, I don't know.
I woke up the next day and waslike, oh babe, something
(09:00):
happened to me.
Something happened to me,something happened to me.
He's like tequila, yeah,happened to you.
And I was like, oh, I try towalk it off, because in my
family you don't just go to thehospital, you better walk that
shit off.
And then it hurt for a good twoweeks.
I said I'm 40 years old, Inever made it, I never had a
knee injury in my life.
This is not walkable.
I'm not walking this off and Iwalk on, you know for work and
(09:22):
everything.
And so I was like, fine'm goingto break down and call the
doctor.
I go.
And she's like, oh, you got apartial MCL tear there.
You should probably not bedoing whatever you did.
She said when you fell on thatI said it was a yacht in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yes, by the way, she said.
So do you remember?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
how your leg bent.
Was it like this, or was it?
I said girl, nobody saw me.
I wish I had a video.
That's not what she asked you.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Nobody knows she said was there, you remember?
No, let's get to the point.
I do not recall.
Yeah, I do not recall.
I am pleading though, whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Whatever number I'm supposed to plead, something
ain't right in there yeah, butyeah, I, as I got back to work,
I'm like a little gimpy.
Everybody's like, oh, whathappened?
I said, oh, this is my yachtinginjury.
And they said, no one fuckingfeels sorry for you, by the way,
no, on your vacation with yourtan and your yachting injury,
right, so good luck, tellsomebody else about that.
But I mean other than that.
(10:16):
I had to gimp around for twomore days.
Oh, bless your heart.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know, in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
From one buffet to the next, dude up and down.
I literally just I don't thinkI ever hit a stair.
I had all my teeth still.
I was like my neck couldn't bebroken.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't understand why you were trying to put your
phone over the deal.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I really wanted a sunset picture and I did not
trust myself to shimmy on thatlittle side catwalk and hold my
phone at the same time.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why weren't you sitting on the trampoline in the
front?
I was up there, but I came back.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
To get, I don't know, tequila, probably Dear lord,
clearly I needed more.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You could not get a better picture than on the front
of the fucking boat, exactly soyou decided to go behind a
glass window.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I was behind the window at this point and I
wanted to go back out and youwanted to go.
Yeah, I wanted to go back outBecause we saw the arches and
Cabo and it was on my list andall the things.
So I didn't break my neck Minorinjury, virtually unscathed.
Yeah, we did the whole thing.
So that was how we started thissummer.
(11:21):
Yeah, and then Bless your heart.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, so no one feels sorry for you about your
yachting injury.
That's retarded.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That was.
I mean, that was the onlyinjury sustained, Zero days
without accidents?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No Fuck around.
That is absolute horseshit.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm going to put that on a shirt.
Yeah, zero days, zero days,whatever.
Okay, so that's how it started.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So, other than that, how did you get out of the chute
?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
there were stairs.
Yeah, pablo and pedro wereright there and they were like
miss, miss, let me help you backthe fuck up here on dry land or
wherever you're supposed to beReturn to your assigned seat.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Eat a taco here's an ice pack, get off the boat.
So usually we're referring tothe girls, not this actually was
a whole woman out of herassigned seat.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I didn't belong down there at all, so that was a
really good time.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
How many tequilas were you in?
One tequila, two tequila, threetequila floor when you're on
the boat in the sun, literally.
Yeah, I think they wrote thatsong for you.
Tequila floor.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Or the joke, or whatever it is.
That is what happened to me Onetequila two tequila, three
tequila floor.
I was like that's a thing, it'scalled Shanghai.
When they pull it out fromunder you, I said that's what I
feel like happened happened.
I don't recall seeing a stairhitting a stair, so anyway, that
was all good.
I'd never been to Cabo before.
I know you did that.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Um boots on the beach .
I think that's going on rightnow.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You know I didn't like you can't get in the water
because the you know, yeah,undertow is so serious.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I didn't realize but that's very, that's kind of
common.
It's just on that side, yeah,yeah, where you are.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But I guess you know me being like a little
beachcomber.
I was like wanting to walk thebeach and sit in the beach and
that's not a thing over there.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, it's in different areas.
I mean you got to.
I mean I would say safety first, but clearly you don't give a
shit.
Clearly that does not pertainto some said individuals.
Almost, one piece, almost onepiece.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Almost one piece.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
We're talking about tequila and I will let's move on
to another funny story of yours.
That so I mean you've been gone.
I feel like I need to give youat least a little bit of shit
because we haven't been anywhereand you've been 47 places and
it's only like the third week ofsummer, fourth week maybe,
whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Clearly you have a huge shortage of fun, Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Fuck off.
So yeah, so we're havingmargaritas at the Frog Pond on a
random whatever afternoon.
Tuesday afternoon Could be aTuesday.
Yeah, and kale, Where'd we gofirst?
Did we have one first before wecame here?
Probably no, we went to go getour tomes under control.
(14:07):
Right, so we had mimosa.
You usually have a coupletwosies or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
They're so small though.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
They are, they just kind of piss you off, but
anyways, but that's I'm notbitching, I'm just grateful you
know I talk a lot.
So then we come here and I makemy margs and my margs are Don't
play, no they're not, and ifyou're not a seasoned vet In
fact, when Nick came over theother week, I was like hey,
there's margaritas in therefrigerator.
(14:40):
Do you have a cup?
If you want some, she comes outwith a cup.
And I said did you put ice init?
And she said no.
And I said no, babe, you got tofill the thing completely with
ice Because there's no margarita, it's mostly tequila, is what
she's saying, her secret recipeis tequila, tequila and a couple
(15:00):
of other things, juices andsplashes and spritzes.
There's just a splash, that'sabout it, but if you don't put
it on ice you'll die.
So Cal has her, marg, likewe're at Tifinis Mexican
restaurant.
It is Especial, we're atTifinis.
Yes, she's, all is good.
(15:22):
She's got to go, leaves thehouse and she works her, I am on
you today.
Her two three hour, her twoshifts a week.
Okay, they are 10 hour shifts,which is impressive, but yeah,
okay, 12.
Whatever a week.
Okay, there are 10 hour shifts,which is impressive, 12.
(15:42):
But, yeah, okay, 12, whatever.
Anyway, she's got to be thereearly.
And so she gets up, and thenlike two, three days later, you
tell us the story.
Yeah, you just gave me aflashback.
So she said look, what the hell, go ahead and tell everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't know what the hell you put in those
margaritas the hell, go aheadand tell everybody.
I don't know what the hell youput in those margaritas because,
listen, I mean I drank on aregular night sometimes and I
wake up, just fine and I go towork and I do my thing.
I said I woke up and I couldnot even have coffee.
I drank my water and I droveslowly.
I couldn't even do the gangsteract like a regular day.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She has this amazing back patio, enclosed porch patio
thing, and she goes out andit's got her TV on there.
She goes and she'll sit andit's a screen room.
It's really cool and she'll goout there and have her coffee in
the morning and get her lifetogether.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Sure, usually on a good day, but on this particular
day, I barely remember whathappened to me.
I got shanghaied, I guess.
Again, I see a pattern forminghere, I see what I see, what
you're doing I see what you'redoing, tequila no I mean I had
almost leaned against the wallon the way to the clock.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I was like, of all the days, I don't think I'm
gonna make it so she parks inthe back parking lot and it's a
it's a little, you know, like avalet jog.
Yeah, sure To get to the backof the building.
She said she's wearing herscrubs because she has to.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Thought about calling in sick from the parking lot.
We're too late.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, so she gets in and she said you know how the
escalators, elevator escalatorsyeah elevator they're all metal.
Yeah, and she goes and they'rereally cold.
She said I was having a hotflash.
She said my armpits weresweating Everything was sweating
oh it was bad, she said.
I just smacked my cheek upagainst the wall and then
(17:34):
somebody tried to come in.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Oh yeah, close the button.
No, no, Push, push.
Yeah, Close the button.
No, no, it's party one in here.
You don't want to be in here.
That was a real struggle day.
I mean when I can't have coffeeto get my mind right and I'm
just, you know, probably shouldhave not had as much, but I even
went to bed early.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I thought it was like a Well you said you were in bed
by 4.30 in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, that's a thing because listen, ps, tiff don't
play.
No, put that on his shirt.
I can handle tequila.
We all have our gifts.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, that is not one of mine, clearly so tequila
makes her clothes fall off, butwhatever well, I mean that's
makes you fall off the boat.
At the boat.
At least I fell in the boat andnot off of the boat.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
well, I mean, it was just a matter of time.
It probably would have hurtless and they would have thrown
me a thing.
God Could have had itcompletely intact.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm really disappointed they didn't have
cameras.
I mean I'm a littledisappointed.
I would have liked to gottenthe ones out of the escalator to
see your face smacked upagainst the deal.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I really wondered how that happened.
I mean, like, how did it playout?
Oh, I'm sure they have that onsurveillance security.
I know the security guard.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I might get him to roll the tape because Seriously,
just to see your face smackedup against the oh it was.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I have worked on lots of New Year's and you know
whatever kind of thing.
I'm still going to go have myfun.
But this Wednesday was brutal.
This particular Wednesday, I'msure it's on my calendar because
I almost died that day.
I'm grown.
That's why I don't take shots,I don't recover well, I know
(19:06):
myself.
But then when I'm over here andwe're having fun and it's like
ah, tequila margaritas, yourmargaritas are really hard to
pass up.
They're so good they are,you're not wrong, they're really
good.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I have a little hidden secretin there that I'm not going to
ever tell my two tequila talesand then yeah, but I'm not Okay.
What else have we missed thissummer Recovery flood?
Birdie update, since you werenot here to save us and you were
(19:38):
on another vacation yeah Okay,birdie had a croup and you
weren't another vacation.
Yeah Okay, birdie had a croupand you weren't here to listen
to her lungs, and so we had totake her to a real place and her
other doctor, and you couldhave FaceTimed me and I didn't
like what they said, and thenyou weren't here to check.
Her Could have FaceTimed me, soI made the kids take her back
to the doctor.
No, yeah, it's pretty brutal.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
She Back to the doctor.
No, yeah, it's pretty brutal itis.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
She's doing very well .
She's a trooper.
She is such a champ, she'sturning the corner.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
She is, she is Praise baby Jesus, that's no joke.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
If you got littles and you know about croup.
It's no joke to watch your babystruggle.
I'm asthmatic.
When I was little back in theolden days they didn't know what
asthma really was.
They just said you know you gotproblems.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Here, try this.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's a thing.
And then, if you know there, isa component that is hereditary.
So if you already have anasthmatic component and Riley
tons and tons of allergies, butyou love.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, you know struggle.
Yeah.
So they had sent me a picturethat morning.
Gage called me that morning andI'm looking at the picture and
Gage calls and he was like, mom,do you think you can keep her?
And I was like, of course.
I mean, we will reschedule theworld, bring it on.
Yeah, we will shred thatcalendar for birdie.
Yeah, we'll make it work.
And I look at the picture andthen I look y'all know I'm blind
(21:01):
as a goddamn bat.
It's gotten so freaking bad.
And so then I put on myeyeballs and I look and I was
like, wait, what I said arey'all at the hospital?
Like, is that a hospital bed?
And then I really start to payattention.
I'm like okay, hospital bed.
And gage's like, yeah, mom, wewere at the hospital from 1 am
(21:21):
until 4 30 and y'all just notcalling me.
That's what I said, that's whatI said, gage.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, I know you probably got his location.
You're lucky she was asleepbecause she didn't know y'all
was at the hospital right, soyeah, so they brought birdie
over and well, I'm glad she's onthe men, because that is hard
to watch and scary, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So the biggest thing I mean when crew goes from RSV
and yeah, yeah, that's where youget it.
She's doing good they went.
I made them take her back inThursday morning because
somebody wasn't here.
She was in whatever watching abaseball game or some shit.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Your friend, that's a specialist about those things.
Yeah, I got roped into thisbaseball summer tour.
I don't even like baseball thatmuch.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, but we're going to the Savannah Bananas.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
They played the night before we got to St Louis and
everyone was there telling meall about it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They're playing in September.
Well, there's a Texas team, Imean, there's another one.
Tailgaters, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I thought I was bullshitting her.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Well no, when we had Birdie's birthday party, we were
watching the deal on thebirthday party.
Bet y'all got tickets anddidn't get me one.
Huh, Look just because a girl.
That's not a bad idea.
We should put her in timeout.
We should make her think thatwe didn't get her a no-game
ticket.
You don't think this punishsession is obvious?
The laundry chute at of theyacht at the bottom of the
tequila barrel is not time out,ma'am.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Wow, seriously, I'm glad you crawled out of that
barrel Right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Unless you had a massive case of the shits from
some bad sushi or some shit thatyou ate down there, just the
tequila talking.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh Lord, that was more.
That was a lot of tequilas.
Listen, so that's why Igenerally you know, so you were
at a baseball game yeah, so wedid but birdie's good yeah, that
was a st louis baseball game.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I think st louis is kind of hood.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
We did the whole man, I haven't been there in a in a
long long time I had never beenactually so.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
My mom's from just outside chicago and she's like
die hard cub fan like I was borninto this.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I really can't help it.
You take your mom to a gamey'all.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So we take her, we go visit her.
You know we have family insouthern illinois.
It's like a little hippie dippy.
Right community says high anddry since 1912.
So what you're saying is y'alldon't have to kill you.
It's the hippiest town inIllinois, so we stopped in, saw
the ants went on up outsideChicago.
(23:49):
We went to Wrigley field, whichis like a huge that was on
Shiloh's bucket list.
I've been, but not since I wasa kid Took the boys did the
thing, got the Chicago dog.
You know, riley tried to pullhim a little.
Uh, I saw this on TikTok andI'm gonna scoot up like he.
We watched him because he hadan NB on his back and he had a
(24:10):
Wrigley Field hat on and he's.
We were watching him and he'sscooting up.
He got his ass down to thesecond row and he sat down and
he was enjoying himself.
And then guess who?
Hello, Do you have your ticket?
And he's like oh, I must belost.
We're watching the whole thing,cause he's like down and center
, easy to spot.
And he's like playing on hisphone, like he's trying to
(24:33):
figure out where our tickets are.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
He's trying to figure out where his Apple wallet is.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So then I see the lady march him down and I get up
.
Shiloh's like is he calling me?
And I'm like, nope, he'scalling me.
Hi, babe.
He goes, hi, mom, where are ourseats?
And I'm like, oh, buddy.
And this lady's like hi, thisis Joyce with Wrigley Field
Security.
I have your son.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
He's lost.
We see you, Joyce, on the bigcam.
He's lost.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I'm going to walk him back to the front of your
section.
I will not let him go.
He's 15 years old.
He's taller than me.
He ain't lost Girl.
He's trying to play you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So she hands me off my son.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
She had like 37 pins on her Joyce heard all the
stories.
Joyce got security of the monthor something I said you don't
play in Joyce's section.
No, she's going to make sure Ihand you.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Joyce is going through her badges.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
She got all the things.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
She got 37,000 of them.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
She said don't you worry, I'm not going to let them
go until I hand them right offto you.
I said get your ass back upthere, George.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
retired from the airlines.
She loves her job.
She's been carting them, badJohnnies, from one state to the
next.
Come on now.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
This ain't the first time.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I've seen some little boy try to come she got
goldfish in her pocket.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, no, so that didn't work out.
He ate the Chicago dog.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
He did the thing.
Okay, let's talk about that,because Gage is.
I don't think I would haveliked it.
I'll have to ask Riley Gage islike a hot dog Connoisseur.
I was going to say that helikes all the things.
When you give him a sack andpack, is that a connoisseur?
There's a pickle and there'speppers that's a colon cleanse
is what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, Marley was all about it.
I was like I would be pickingstuff off, Like I got the little
plain one, I got rolling thefoam finger.
We did the peanuts, the popcorn, whatever, and you know the
beer.
But I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
When we went to Universal Studios, when we did
our vacation, you know because Ihaven't been in a couple years,
not like you, but anywho, yeah,they can hear you.
So, uh, there was a hot dogstand and it was Chicago dogs,
(26:55):
you know whoever, whatever itcould be, but they, they had all
these things, options, thecrunched with the fire, cheetos,
and then you put this on thereand then you put the whatever's
on.
Well, gage, was that's, allthese plates.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
He was team like, I'll try them all.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's all we had.
You try them all?
Yeah, so, and these things are.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You couldn't pay me to eat all this other weird the
relish is neat.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He had to go before the restaurant, after the
restaurant that we hadreservations.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We already had dinner , but now he still needs a dog.
And then we got to go.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And then we need to have this kind.
And they all got thesedifferent kinds and all I wanted
was a pickle.
So I went up to the guys thatwere working the deal and they
were so freaking cool, what's ittake?
And I said, look, can I justget like I'm parched?
I need some salt in my life.
(27:49):
Let me tell you what thisgirl's name was Tiffany, and she
was so cool.
She handed me a Dixie cup andshe said now don't tell, girl
gave me a red Solo cup, girlFull.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Pickles, sliced pickles.
She said don't you tell nobodyelse, don't you tell nobody,
I'll deny it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I said I ain't saying nothing, Uh-uh.
And so yeah, the kids had.
We had to go one day.
Gage had two in one seating Totry all the dogs different kind
of.
Yeah, yeah, we had pictures ofall of that and so thing.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, he was like real proud of it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
What kind did he go?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
get.
It's just like a standardchicago dog it came with like a
poppy seed, like a pickle spear,some peppers in there.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, I know I don't need all that just the
conversation makes me want to gotake a pepsi, you see it's a
real thing.
I mean watching gage and themeat those things he had.
They did like a, not I don'tknow that there was a day he did
a, a competition kind of likethe guys do at the float house
(28:53):
with the deal and they have whoeats the most gage?
Does the deal with?
How many hot dogs can I have ina year?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
or a summer, we rode the subway on the way home uh
just we wrote okay, so this is aseparate game.
We did a game and we drove andthen we went back into chicago
and we did like this museum ofillusions, which is like very
cool.
It's a chain thing.
(29:22):
They have one in austin, theyhad.
I highly recommend it.
It was like super awesome.
You hear this museum of yeah,museum of illusion.
It's been popping up on myFacebook forever and finally I'm
like they have one in Chicago,let's go.
So we went and did that.
Lots of cool photo ops and likeI really don't know how a lot
of this shit works, but it wasamazing.
And then we saw the bean, theinfamous big silver bean in
(29:48):
Chicago.
Rode the alien.
Okay, so the whole thing aboutChicago.
You have to like there's trainsand then we're like we parked
in one place, we did the Navypier, we saw the you know the
Ferris wheel, we did the flyover, which I don't know if y'all
have ever heard of this.
I had no idea.
Apparently they have them inother cities also, but it's like
(30:08):
a more than the IMAX.
You're in a chair and it raisesyou up and you do a flyover of
the whole city.
I got you some video on thisthe first time I panicked and I
really thought I was going todrop my phone and the wind was
blasting in my face.
How many tequilas did you havebefore?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
the flyover Zero Zero .
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This was not even my idea.
We get in there and I'm likeI'm a little afraid of heights,
not really.
But I don't do roller coasters,not for fun, like shit like
that.
But we're all in there and itjust takes off and we're
cruising and you're flying overthe city and then there's some
straight drops all the way downand then there's things like you
go over the water and youactually get wet, and then
(30:49):
you're over the cops doing ahigh speed chase and a
high-speed chase and you canlike smell the tires burning and
there's like steam coming.
I was so scared the first halfI put my phone down because I
was like, oh my God, I'm goingto die, like I was putting my
feet out, like I thought I wasgoing to hit, they let you have
your phone.
No, they tell you to put it inthe basket.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Oh, of course, but I you wanted to get that over.
The windshield photo shootagain.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, exactly, I almost went over the windshield
again.
Of course you did, or in it forthat matter.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
We stopped.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That thing was like it was really cool.
I highly recommend.
If anybody sees that, fly overChicago.
They have that at Disney inCalifornia.
It's the California SoaringSomeone else told me that I
think.
But it is incredible.
It is unlike anything you'veever seen.
So that I think.
But it is incredible.
It is unlike anything you'veever seen.
So we get off and immediatelyI'm like something just happened
(31:38):
to me and Rowan's like let's doit again.
And my mom's, like I see it,says if you want to go for a
second time, it's 50% off.
So we had to do it again.
So the next time I knew it wascoming, I was a little less
scared and I got a little morefootage.
But it is like, just blow yourmind.
Shit, that's cool.
Then we went to the game.
They were losing this game.
I was like you know what weshould probably just get out of
(31:59):
here for the crowd?
We had to get on the train, thesubway, the subway.
So it's like a madhouse.
Everyone we're we're gettingout early, like the eighth
inning, and everyone's stilltrying to get on the train,
trying to get on the train,trying to get on the train, and
like we're standing there.
Okay, wait sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
First of all I want to know is this like the subway
subway?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
this is.
They have l trains in chicago,which a lot of them are up, and
this one is actually.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It does go, uh, under tunnels and stuff, but I mean,
this is the it's the one thatyou would get murdered yeah,
yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
so we have my mom and kids.
This is the footage I need wego to get in.
What do you mean?
Right?
You didn't get any footage fromthe actual, the subway, the
alert of your surroundings.
Shiloh calls this red linementality.
Because we was on the red line,I get in First of all.
This guy elbow checks me to getin front of me and I'm like, oh
my God.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Was somebody sitting there?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
reading the newspaper .
Nobody was there.
He threw his kid in the seat infront of me, and so I snuck in
the next seat, and his wife isstanding there with the baby,
like first of all we know howyou sneak in loud and proud.
She's like the ball's on youand I was like, oh, you have a
baby, let me get up.
And I was like man, did you seethat guy just threw his kid,
like literally underneath me,Was it a real one?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
And he goes.
I mean, I've seen them subwaygirls.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
He said well, something's wrong with you if
you would take a seat over a kid.
And I said, sir you, ain't seenthe movies.
Wesley Snipes, down there in thesubway, did you see me just get
up and offer that other seat toyour wife with her baby?
Clearly you didn't, and hedidn't, and he's like, and I
(33:37):
said, sir, oh, I felt it, I feltit coming on and I was like I
did the right thing and clearlyyou shouldn't be so aggressive.
I turned around and shiloh waslike oh, I'm about to punch this
motherfucker and my mom's likeI can't believe this and I'm
like mom, shut it, mom shut it.
We still have all of y'all, oh,we're all of y'all, all of us,
and this is the idolatry.
Oh yeah, we still have to golike seven stops to get to where
(33:58):
our car is parked.
Shia's like don't be gettingthat red line mentality, babe,
and I was like it was his fault.
I did the right thing.
I don't even know why I'm introuble.
I'm not in trouble, but still,Hashtag Rowan, I would have let
that kid sit on my lap, like youdidn't have to be a dirtbag.
I'm not the one Bitch, I'm fromTexas.
I'm going to be the mosthospitable one on this train.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
All these people are weird with their headphones,
playing their games and wearingblack.
We are going to rewind thatpart.
Roll the tape.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, roll the tape, yeah Hospital hostile.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
There's a fine line.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Sometimes there's a fine line, a red one, the red
line mentality girl.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I don't even know what the fook that means, but
I'm going to look it up.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
But it sounds good.
There's a green line and a blueline and a red line.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
We just happen to be on that red line Is that the
same thing as when you're inkindergarten they move you from
the red deal to the yellow yeah,you gotta look to figure out
where you're going, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And then you gotta like, oh, yeah, it's, it's not
easy.
And then you gotta like pickyour okay yeah, you got it.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
It doesn't have the person.
Lex is not talking to you.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I bought the tickets on my phone and then it was
wanting to do my face thing andthen I went through and then
shiloh stuck there like god damnthis iphone and I'm trying to
like show my face and everyone'strying to get through that and
I was like I I can't right nowwith this, but we made it.
Uh, all in all.
Then we went to st louis andthat was hood, let me tell you,
I love me some.
(35:24):
Nelly, welcome to the loo.
And all that we pulled in thatcity was dirty.
Uh, we had a good time at theball game, but I was a little
scared to go anywhere.
But my hotel, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
See that you are a new Orleans, like you're all
about, and I look I've gotnothing against it.
No, but let me tell you, when Iam walking down the streets and
I smell more urine and fecesthan I do in a two-week-old
(35:57):
porter potty from the largestconcert that you've ever been to
in your life, in the heat, I'mdone Probably not the place.
I Cloroxed my shoes.
I was walking on my tippies.
I wore clothes too.
I cannot, I absolutely cannot.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
We didn't walk, we just took an Uber ride over.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
So y'all pedaled through the pee.
Shiloh drove yeah, y'all drovethrough the puddles we did.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
The pee puddles?
We did.
Yeah, we did.
They have a great aquariumthere.
Did you have barbecue Did?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
you have ribs?
No, no, girl, did you have ribs.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No, no girl, I'm not trying to get barbecue anywhere
else.
See, they said you got to getit so you can compare, and I was
like I know what it is.
It's vinegar.
Over here, just like Tennessee,it's not a surprise.
Nobody wants y'all's barbecue.
I wasn't all about that.
We did the city museum, which Ineed to show you some footage
of.
It was the trippiest place I'veever been in my entire life.
(36:51):
Why?
They have like a school bushanging over the top of the
building that you can climb intothe school bus and there's like
four floors of like holes andnooks and crannies and mosaics
and slides.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I bet you could have fallen right in there.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh girl, I was like I'm not trying to get in, none
of these, no, you could loseyour kid for hours, or their
mother.
You climb up this weird thingand there's like a bird cage up
in the top and I'm like there'schildren in there.
I'm like I, rowan, don't evenbecause I'm not coming up to
save you when you get stuck upthere like no, no, the whole
(37:22):
thing was wild.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
You better phone a friend uh, yeah, you better call
somebody, better find one yeah,what's that kid's name?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
tell him to help you out, because I'm not going up
there, no, sir you clearly wouldnot.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You couldn't get out of the laundry chute of the
freaking ship.
I got out of the thing, guesswhat I got out there ain't no
pedro and pablo and saint loriand saint louis.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
They were like it's some ice pack for you to miss
I'm like yeah I'm gonna put iton my, I'm gonna put on my leg.
Yeah, it was quite an adventure12 days.
We tried all the things, didall the things 12 days.
I just wanted to get back in myown bed and go back to work
yeah, let's talk about that.
(38:05):
So you're meeting at 7 30 thismorning 7 30 this morning yeah,
peer interview.
So that way, if someone getshired, or almost hired, to do a
job, I am going to be askingquestions to ensure that they
know how to do their job.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Okay, well, I have a question.
Yeah, first of all, you justsaid you were on a 12-day
vacation.
Yeah, with it was you, yourhusband, your two children and
your mom and my mom.
Okay Okay, your husband, yourtwo children and your mom and my
mom, okay Okay, Out of the 12days, there's not many doors and
(38:43):
windows or ship holes that youcan jump out of.
No, or fall into, even if youwant to, to get away from 12
days of being in a vehicle.
Y'all drove there, all of youtogether.
Yep, first of all, your car islike a spaceship.
So that's that solved thatproblem.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Right, because I'm assuming y'all took your
spaceship, but the back seat hadto be split so you had
two-thirds of the back seat ifhe was in the back row okay.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well then y'all get there.
You're doing all the things.
What is your?
How do you survive a 12-daytrip and you cannot say anything
illegal.
Anything illegal because you'rea w-2 employee?
Yeah, we even said are yougoing to?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
give me a hat.
I thought I'm on W-2.
Right, right, so I walked a lot.
You took laps A lot of laps.
Some of them were self-imposed.
Okay, most definitely.
I just, you know, got out inthe sunshine, I got in the pool,
I did whatever I could do toget away from everyone, because
(39:53):
you have to realize when you'reso y'all.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
how did your hotel accommodation like what?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
did y'all do there?
We had well.
We put Grandma in the room withthe boys.
Oh, there you go, and we gotour own room.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Oh, so y'all took out your anger in other ways,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, you got to do you know y'all go swim it out.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
We gonna be down in the mid or whatever, don't worry
, mom and daddy gonna take a lapor something.
We gonna walk to the bar.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
We gonna be back.
We gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
We just don't usually even spend that much time
together, even he and I or thekids and I or my mom.
And now y'all throw everybodyin a car.
Nobody killed each other, itwas.
You know, I don't want to sitin the back seat.
Just because I'm little Mm-hmm,I'll sit in the back seat.
There's nobody looking at me,right, I got my own.
You know, it's comfortable backhere, fuck y'all.
(40:41):
We just played musical chairsand he let Riley drive through
some crazy treachery small town.
I would have never let himdrive through that, but I was
like it's all about experience,you know, and I'm like, well,
all right, we might as well getthat out of the way.
Yeah, well, not every dayyou're going to get to see a
crazy road like this.
You better get on it.
(41:02):
Yeah, no doubt.
But we had a blast.
I got to hit some thrift shops.
I got some treasures and stuffand things.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, I saw all my gifts just flowing in, yeah,
well, you know they're at thehouse, don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yep, just getting fired on your day off?
Oh my gosh, I got fired on mymonth off.
Clearly it wasn't even approvedby HR, no, so now that's
another write-up.
No call, no show.
I mean, I'm lucky I'm here atall.
This might be my exit interview, I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Bless your heart.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So what did you like most about working here?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, the margaritas, the margaritas and the frog fun
.
Okay, okay, yeah, well, wemissed you.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I've taken my lashes.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
And I'm glad that you guys had a good time and that's
really awesome.
I think it's really really coolthat you guys are able to
experience that and travel withyour mom.
I know when we took go big H toto Mexico when the kids got
married and oh my gosh, so goodand so much fun and I and I mean
(42:11):
it was so hard for him.
You know you go through thosefreaking when you land.
You know you've got to gothrough another 75 miles of
tunnel before you can get.
We're almost there, dad,seriously.
And I mean I've had a kneereplacement, I've had a hip
replacement and here I am Ain'tno joke, yeah, my 73-year-old
(42:33):
dad, 74-year-old dad at the time, and I'm sure you packed light.
Yeah, but you just, I get it,you just never know.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
You got to stop and you got to go, and you got to
stop and you got to go and thesame you know, you just don't
know, is that going to be thelast time he ever gets the
chance to go to Mexico?
We gotta go, we gotta take himand it was good, and it was fun?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah it was, but it is hard and it's trying.
But it's no different thantaking your infant.
It's no different than takingyour pet.
It's no different than takingyour dog, your spouse, your
significant other or whatever.
It's tough to travel.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
That was what she was like.
I don't know if I'll ever makeit back.
It makes my heart, but we werethere in all our cubs, glory and
rowan had two foam fingers andhe was just.
You know, riley's sneaking upand everyone's just drinking old
style and loving it like it wasmore about that so if you have
the chance, then you cantolerate your mom or
mother-in-law or whatever.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
You should take them because you just never know.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, life is short.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, it really is, it really is.
Well, I'm glad you're home.
I'm sure you're leaving liketwo days.
Where's the next trip I got togo back to?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
work.
Oh, bless your heart.
No, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm off the clock.
I'm off the clock, I'm yeah.
Whatever, counting the daystill school starts.
And then we could have frogpond days on any day.
Oh yeah.
Well, once I renew mymembership, I thought they were
going to send me a reminder wehave like a new committee oh.
(44:06):
I've been voted.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
I've been voted off the island.
No, we're going to get you know.
It's kind of like a parolecommittee you got to go through.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
You got to go through the probation.
I got to go to the board now Igot to appeal to the parole
board.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
The list of reasons why we're appealing to the, to
the, the gate board, the HOAboard that I can't even get into
.
I'm going to sub.
Okay, None of us can.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Listen, I apologize for my absence.
Y'all have been missed.
Incredibly, I've had a lot lessfun than I normally do but it's
a new season coming up.
We're going to close this oneout and we can try harder next
time With helmets and elbow padsand knee pads.
(44:52):
Okay, and avoid.
Just walk on the catwalk.
Don't try to throw your phoneover the windshield.
It's not going to work.
When you messaged, me thatmessage.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
my first immediate response and we will go back
through.
I don't care if it takes Rollthe tape.
We are going to roll every rollof toilet paper to go right
back through that message.
And my first response was whowas watching you and who has
never seen you on tequila?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
the guy who likes tequila and has this is a
seasoned man.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I mean, shiloh have y'all know we have yeah he's, we
have balcony bullshit teamtequila.
We can vibe till four, five,six.
We stayed up into the wee hoursin the morning till they were
making biscuits and gravy downyonder.
Seriously, that's an old assstory.
Seriously, I was asleep, butyeah, at 8.30 pm.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
You're right, because we knew, we know when it's time
to tuck you in.
I run so hot that when I crashI'm like Night night.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
We love you, Me and Shai can just keep on keeping on
.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I don't know how he allowed it.
That was my first question.
He must have thought he was onvacation too Like.
I don't know why he didn'tthink he needed to babysit me.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Well, next time I'm going, me and Nick.
We've got to go, We've alreadydiscussed it Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
We need to get on that.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
We already took it to the board.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
It's already been approved.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I'm still working on the parole board I don't even
know if I can get out.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
I don't even know when I can go anywhere again.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh my God.
Well, it's good.
I love you.
I love you.
Welcome home.
It's good to be home.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
There's no place like home.
Hey everybody.
This is Tiffany Poyer with theRamblin' Gypsy Podcast and we
are at the Frog Pond.
We have Kel.
Kel is back.
She's been out and about andrunning and summer vacay and we
haven't talked in a long minute.
No, In fact, you just came intothe subdivision and said you
lost your membership Immediately.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I pulled in the gate, I went to type my code.
The whole screen is different.
I had a call, like a peasantWell, and I said access denied.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Don't get your feelings hurt, because I have to
do the same thing.
I have to pull up to the gate,I have to get out of the car, I
have to call myself from thegate and then I have to answer
the gate on my phone.
Did you approve this upgrade?
They didn't call me.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, I mean no, so that's how the day started.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I haven't talked to you since.
Um what we've talked, but Ihaven't seen you since before
the flood.
No, yeah, so you guys have been.
When did y'all leave?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh man, that was fourth of july right, we left
the next week like the 15th butweren't y'all?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
oh, riley was gone, riley was gone, riley was gone.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's why he did oklahoma yeah, road trip,
wakeboarding, all the things,yeah, friend problems, yep, did
all that.
And then, yes, we were here, um, because you got stuck out on
the road.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We did yeah At the resort.
All the tragedies, all thethings.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh yeah, that was heavy, very heavy.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, we've been through a lot of floods with me,
and that one was well obviously.
I mean, it was not so muchabout us, obviously, it was
above us, but then we got, wegot.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But that's a trigger warning, I mean you know
straight away if you've beenhere through a real one, I mean
you remember how quick thatchanges.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And so we're still doing all the benefits and the
things for the littles.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
There's a lot of stuff coming up.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yep A lot of stuff coming up, done a lot of really
cool things, and then we'regoing to try to keep it going
and do continue the benefitsnext year.
So we've decided that we'regoing to try to keep it going
and do continue the benefitsnext year.
So we've decided that we'rekind of letting the big guys
kind of handle everything andget involved where we can and
then we're just going to helpand push and keep going and yeah
.
So I'm super excited about that.
But yeah, it's been, it's beengood, it's been bad, it's been
(02:19):
ugly, it's been hard, it's been.
I mean we're still fixing stuffat ours but I mean I can't
complain, obviously.
I mean we could it.
It could all have been a lotworse, as hard as that is is to
fathom.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But, um, we've gone out and, you know, cleaned up
what we could around here, andthat little one, my little river
hero, does his part you know,and he finds sunken canopy and
he's going to spend all daypulling it out and recruit
strangers to help, and you knowit's his personal responsibility
.
You just help where you can,you do what you can and pray for
(02:53):
the rest.
No doubt.
So yes.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But we I know we never talk really honestly about
what we're going to talk about.
That's a real fucking story.
Really honestly about whatwe're going to talk about.
That's a real fucking story.
We've been holding this storyoff for a long minute, and so
you, obviously the kids are homefor the summer.
Yes, rowan.
So which is the little?
(03:17):
Not so much Riley.
Riley is now grown Half manright, yeah.
So, anyways, we've been holdingoff for this story for a while.
You have been trying to tell meand Nick about this many times
and I've told you nope, hush, wedon't want to know.
We're saving it for the podcast, we're saving it for, yeah,
today is the day.
Today is the day.
(03:38):
So Kel, during the summer, goeson all kinds of trips.
They plan the kids go summercamp, then they vacate, then
they vacate, and then theyvacate again, and then they
fucking go on vacation again.
It's annoying, but whatever, westill love her.
And now she wants to know whyher access was denied.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well, that's because we're pissed Because we're all
here doing what we do.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And you're off sending us fucking pictures and
shit.
But I'm glad you're.
No, she doesn't staycation, shestaycations all the damn time.
But anyways, we still love you.
We're not hating on you, butyeah, I am.
So anyways, we want to know howdid you fall off the ship?
Oh the ship.
Oh, here we go.
First of all, let's tell uswhere you were Cabo, she went to
(04:20):
Mexico.
Cabo, she went to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
That was right.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
when school got out, we had a little wedding in Cabo.
That was sweet of you to waituntil they got out of school,
yeah, I know, and leave themwith grandma.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Anyway, we get to Cabo, get invited out on a yacht
.
Of course they have tacos andtequila and all the things, so
we're having a great day.
First of all, I'm taking allthe pictures.
Question who?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
How well do these people know you?
Oh, not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Mm-mm.
Only my husband knows me.
The rest of them I have neverhung out with.
Not an actual day.
Hmm, Not even in the UnitedStates, Okay let me set the
stage here for everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, so if y'all have ever met Kel's husband,
shiloh, the most easygoing, Imean, yes, flat line.
This girl is like a rat on acidall the time, which is why we
get along so well.
And then you have Shy, which isthe, and he just lets her go
(05:18):
and do and watches and smilesand I'm a nervous wreck.
All the time I'm thinking myGod'm thinking my god, shallow,
do you see what's happeningright now?
He's like I know, and that's socute, like no, really it's not
okay.
So he's about to fall out of atree and so I'm the nervous
nelly he drinks tequila, thoughI do not, so on the ship.
That's what he has on the shipyeah, he, we, me and shot will
(05:41):
have it.
And he tells everywhere we goand if you watch the show,
you've heard the story whereShiloh tells him to just scare
it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Scare it.
He told him that everywhere hewent.
You don't need to shake theshit out of it?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You just scare it with the ice.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, you just scare it a little bit, and so, yes,
that's what he does.
So they were serving me,palomas, I don't even know what
that was, but it was delicious,and the little key limes were
cut like little suns.
It was adorable.
We were having a great day, sothey let me take over the
Bluetooth on the yacht.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
She is on an all-inclusive wedding
destination, okay, so now let'sgo.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So we get on the yacht.
I do the whole thing.
I take over the music.
We're having a great day, we'redrinking tequila, the tug was
coming out and I think I want toget up there and get one more
sunset picture.
But you know, on the yachtyou've got that little catwalk.
You've got to get up on thefront.
So I think I'm not going to bethe girl to drop my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
First of all, Trampoline in the front.
It was like a yeah, like a laydown type yeah, a trampoline,
yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So I'm thinking I don't want to drop my phone
because I'm never going to hearthe end of it.
So I'm like, instead ofshimmying over there, I'm going
to create when was your lifepreserver?
No, they're in a hole somewhere.
Those Pablo and what's his name?
They got him.
So I go and I'm going to slidemy cell phone over the
windshield of the boat, next tothe driver captain, and I think
(07:08):
I'm going to hand it to myfriend.
They, let you Listen.
It was like not that high, itdidn't seem that high.
But there's a cabin, you know,with stairs that go down.
There's a couch and a bar and aroom and all that.
So apparently I stepped in thehole just right where I didn't
hit a stair, I didn't hitanything.
(07:29):
I was up and then I was down.
I got shanghaied.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
All by yourself.
Yeah, you didn't hit anything.
Didn't hit anything.
She says it was just a party ofone Kel party of one, listen.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But nobody saw me because I was like up, and then
I was in a hole and I woke uplike a split second and I
there's an ottoman and went tosleep.
There was a couch.
No, and I realized, oh shit,there's my hat.
And I grabbed my hat and I setup on the couch real quick, miss
, miss, are you okay?
Are you okay?
And I'm like I can't find myhat band and he's like what it's
(07:59):
right here?
Yeah, and I put it on.
I said I'm gonna put myself outin timeout for five minutes and
then I'm going to be backupstairs.
They're both like Alexa set atimer for five minutes.
I hear, shiloh, babe, are youokay?
No one can see me.
I'm gone into a trap door andI'm like I have to sit here.
The laundry department I have toassess my injuries.
(08:20):
I can't even tell I'm sittingthere like my injuries.
I can't even tell I'm sittingthere like do I have all my
teeth?
Something surely has happenedto me.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It was.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Alice in Wonderland.
I was there and I was gone.
Then I was like my knee feels alittle weird.
I got a bruise that knocked offmy spray tan.
Something is wrong here.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I said I went back upstairs.
Did you call them to get arefund on your tan?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Because I know you probably did Girl listen, I, no,
you probably did, girl, listen.
I got a real tan to fill in theholes while I was in Mexico.
Okay, good girl, but that's whyyou signed that waiver.
Yeah, because I literally noone saw me fall, they didn't
even know.
They brought me a bag of iceand I was like, I think I'm good
, I don't know.
I woke up the next day and waslike, oh babe, something
(09:00):
happened to me.
Something happened to me,something happened to me.
He's like tequila, yeah,happened to you.
And I was like, oh, I try towalk it off, because in my
family you don't just go to thehospital, you better walk that
shit off.
And then it hurt for a good twoweeks.
I said I'm 40 years old, Inever made it, I never had a
knee injury in my life.
This is not walkable.
I'm not walking this off and Iwalk on, you know for work and
(09:22):
everything.
And so I was like, fine'm goingto break down and call the
doctor.
I go.
And she's like, oh, you got apartial MCL tear there.
You should probably not bedoing whatever you did.
She said when you fell on thatI said it was a yacht in Mexico.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yes, by the way, she said.
So do you remember?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
how your leg bent.
Was it like this, or was it?
I said girl, nobody saw me.
I wish I had a video.
That's not what she asked you.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Nobody knows she said was there, you remember?
No, let's get to the point.
I do not recall.
Yeah, I do not recall.
I am pleading though, whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Whatever number I'm supposed to plead, something
ain't right in there yeah, butyeah, I, as I got back to work,
I'm like a little gimpy.
Everybody's like, oh, whathappened?
I said, oh, this is my yachtinginjury.
And they said, no one fuckingfeels sorry for you, by the way,
no, on your vacation with yourtan and your yachting injury,
right, so good luck, tellsomebody else about that.
But I mean other than that.
(10:16):
I had to gimp around for twomore days.
Oh, bless your heart.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know, in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
From one buffet to the next, dude up and down.
I literally just I don't thinkI ever hit a stair.
I had all my teeth still.
I was like my neck couldn't bebroken.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't understand why you were trying to put your
phone over the deal.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I really wanted a sunset picture and I did not
trust myself to shimmy on thatlittle side catwalk and hold my
phone at the same time.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why weren't you sitting on the trampoline in the
front?
I was up there, but I came back.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
To get, I don't know, tequila, probably Dear lord,
clearly I needed more.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
You could not get a better picture than on the front
of the fucking boat, exactly soyou decided to go behind a
glass window.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I was behind the window at this point and I
wanted to go back out and youwanted to go.
Yeah, I wanted to go back outBecause we saw the arches and
Cabo and it was on my list andall the things.
So I didn't break my neck Minorinjury, virtually unscathed.
Yeah, we did the whole thing.
So that was how we started thissummer.
(11:21):
Yeah, and then Bless your heart.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, so no one feels sorry for you about your
yachting injury.
That's retarded.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That was.
I mean, that was the onlyinjury sustained, Zero days
without accidents?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No Fuck around.
That is absolute horseshit.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm going to put that on a shirt.
Yeah, zero days, zero days,whatever.
Okay, so that's how it started.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So, other than that, how did you get out of the chute
?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
there were stairs.
Yeah, pablo and pedro wereright there and they were like
miss, miss, let me help you backthe fuck up here on dry land or
wherever you're supposed to beReturn to your assigned seat.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Eat a taco here's an ice pack, get off the boat.
So usually we're referring tothe girls, not this actually was
a whole woman out of herassigned seat.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I didn't belong down there at all, so that was a
really good time.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
How many tequilas were you in?
One tequila, two tequila, threetequila floor when you're on
the boat in the sun, literally.
Yeah, I think they wrote thatsong for you.
Tequila floor.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Or the joke, or whatever it is.
That is what happened to me Onetequila two tequila, three
tequila floor.
I was like that's a thing, it'scalled Shanghai.
When they pull it out fromunder you, I said that's what I
feel like happened happened.
I don't recall seeing a stairhitting a stair, so anyway, that
was all good.
I'd never been to Cabo before.
I know you did that.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Um boots on the beach .
I think that's going on rightnow.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You know I didn't like you can't get in the water
because the you know, yeah,undertow is so serious.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I didn't realize but that's very, that's kind of
common.
It's just on that side, yeah,yeah, where you are.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
But I guess you know me being like a little
beachcomber.
I was like wanting to walk thebeach and sit in the beach and
that's not a thing over there.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, it's in different areas.
I mean you got to.
I mean I would say safety first, but clearly you don't give a
shit.
Clearly that does not pertainto some said individuals.
Almost, one piece, almost onepiece.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Almost one piece.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
We're talking about tequila and I will let's move on
to another funny story of yours.
That so I mean you've been gone.
I feel like I need to give youat least a little bit of shit
because we haven't been anywhereand you've been 47 places and
it's only like the third week ofsummer, fourth week maybe,
whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Clearly you have a huge shortage of fun, Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Fuck off.
So yeah, so we're havingmargaritas at the Frog Pond on a
random whatever afternoon.
Tuesday afternoon Could be aTuesday.
Yeah, and kale, Where'd we gofirst?
Did we have one first before wecame here?
Probably no, we went to go getour tomes under control.
(14:07):
Right, so we had mimosa.
You usually have a coupletwosies or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
They're so small though.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
They are, they just kind of piss you off, but
anyways, but that's I'm notbitching, I'm just grateful you
know I talk a lot.
So then we come here and I makemy margs and my margs are Don't
play, no they're not, and ifyou're not a seasoned vet In
fact, when Nick came over theother week, I was like hey,
there's margaritas in therefrigerator.
(14:40):
Do you have a cup?
If you want some, she comes outwith a cup.
And I said did you put ice init?
And she said no.
And I said no, babe, you got tofill the thing completely with
ice Because there's no margarita, it's mostly tequila, is what
she's saying, her secret recipeis tequila, tequila and a couple
(15:00):
of other things, juices andsplashes and spritzes.
There's just a splash, that'sabout it, but if you don't put
it on ice you'll die.
So Cal has her, marg, likewe're at Tifinis Mexican
restaurant.
It is Especial, we're atTifinis.
Yes, she's, all is good.
(15:22):
She's got to go, leaves thehouse and she works her, I am on
you today.
Her two three hour, her twoshifts a week.
Okay, they are 10 hour shifts,which is impressive, but yeah,
okay, 12.
Whatever a week.
Okay, there are 10 hour shifts,which is impressive, 12.
(15:42):
But, yeah, okay, 12, whatever.
Anyway, she's got to be thereearly.
And so she gets up, and thenlike two, three days later, you
tell us the story.
Yeah, you just gave me aflashback.
So she said look, what the hell, go ahead and tell everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't know what the hell you put in those
margaritas the hell, go aheadand tell everybody.
I don't know what the hell youput in those margaritas because,
listen, I mean I drank on aregular night sometimes and I
wake up, just fine and I go towork and I do my thing.
I said I woke up and I couldnot even have coffee.
I drank my water and I droveslowly.
I couldn't even do the gangsteract like a regular day.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She has this amazing back patio, enclosed porch patio
thing, and she goes out andit's got her TV on there.
She goes and she'll sit andit's a screen room.
It's really cool and she'll goout there and have her coffee in
the morning and get her lifetogether.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Sure, usually on a good day, but on this particular
day, I barely remember whathappened to me.
I got shanghaied, I guess.
Again, I see a pattern forminghere, I see what I see, what
you're doing I see what you'redoing, tequila no I mean I had
almost leaned against the wallon the way to the clock.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I was like, of all the days, I don't think I'm
gonna make it so she parks inthe back parking lot and it's a
it's a little, you know, like avalet jog.
Yeah, sure To get to the backof the building.
She said she's wearing herscrubs because she has to.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Thought about calling in sick from the parking lot.
We're too late.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, so she gets in and she said you know how the
escalators, elevator escalatorsyeah elevator they're all metal.
Yeah, and she goes and they'rereally cold.
She said I was having a hotflash.
She said my armpits weresweating Everything was sweating
oh it was bad, she said.
I just smacked my cheek upagainst the wall and then
(17:34):
somebody tried to come in.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Oh yeah, close the button.
No, no, Push, push.
Yeah, Close the button.
No, no, it's party one in here.
You don't want to be in here.
That was a real struggle day.
I mean when I can't have coffeeto get my mind right and I'm
just, you know, probably shouldhave not had as much, but I even
went to bed early.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I thought it was like a Well you said you were in bed
by 4.30 in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, that's a thing because listen, ps, tiff don't
play.
No, put that on his shirt.
I can handle tequila.
We all have our gifts.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, that is not one of mine, clearly so tequila
makes her clothes fall off, butwhatever well, I mean that's
makes you fall off the boat.
At the boat.
At least I fell in the boat andnot off of the boat.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
well, I mean, it was just a matter of time.
It probably would have hurtless and they would have thrown
me a thing.
God Could have had itcompletely intact.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm really disappointed they didn't have
cameras.
I mean I'm a littledisappointed.
I would have liked to gottenthe ones out of the escalator to
see your face smacked upagainst the deal.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I really wondered how that happened.
I mean, like, how did it playout?
Oh, I'm sure they have that onsurveillance security.
I know the security guard.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I might get him to roll the tape because Seriously,
just to see your face smackedup against the oh it was.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I have worked on lots of New Year's and you know
whatever kind of thing.
I'm still going to go have myfun.
But this Wednesday was brutal.
This particular Wednesday, I'msure it's on my calendar because
I almost died that day.
I'm grown.
That's why I don't take shots,I don't recover well, I know
(19:06):
myself.
But then when I'm over here andwe're having fun and it's like
ah, tequila margaritas, yourmargaritas are really hard to
pass up.
They're so good they are,you're not wrong, they're really
good.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I have a little hidden secretin there that I'm not going to
ever tell my two tequila talesand then yeah, but I'm not Okay.
What else have we missed thissummer Recovery flood?
Birdie update, since you werenot here to save us and you were
(19:38):
on another vacation yeah Okay,birdie had a croup and you
weren't another vacation.
Yeah Okay, birdie had a croupand you weren't here to listen
to her lungs, and so we had totake her to a real place and her
other doctor, and you couldhave FaceTimed me and I didn't
like what they said, and thenyou weren't here to check.
Her Could have FaceTimed me, soI made the kids take her back
to the doctor.
No, yeah, it's pretty brutal.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
She Back to the doctor.
No, yeah, it's pretty brutal itis.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
She's doing very well .
She's a trooper.
She is such a champ, she'sturning the corner.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
She is, she is Praise baby Jesus, that's no joke.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
If you got littles and you know about croup.
It's no joke to watch your babystruggle.
I'm asthmatic.
When I was little back in theolden days they didn't know what
asthma really was.
They just said you know you gotproblems.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Here, try this.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's a thing.
And then, if you know there, isa component that is hereditary.
So if you already have anasthmatic component and Riley
tons and tons of allergies, butyou love.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, you know struggle.
Yeah.
So they had sent me a picturethat morning.
Gage called me that morning andI'm looking at the picture and
Gage calls and he was like, mom,do you think you can keep her?
And I was like, of course.
I mean, we will reschedule theworld, bring it on.
Yeah, we will shred thatcalendar for birdie.
Yeah, we'll make it work.
And I look at the picture andthen I look y'all know I'm blind
(21:01):
as a goddamn bat.
It's gotten so freaking bad.
And so then I put on myeyeballs and I look and I was
like, wait, what I said arey'all at the hospital?
Like, is that a hospital bed?
And then I really start to payattention.
I'm like okay, hospital bed.
And gage's like, yeah, mom, wewere at the hospital from 1 am
(21:21):
until 4 30 and y'all just notcalling me.
That's what I said, that's whatI said, gage.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, I know you probably got his location.
You're lucky she was asleepbecause she didn't know y'all
was at the hospital right, soyeah, so they brought birdie
over and well, I'm glad she's onthe men, because that is hard
to watch and scary, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So the biggest thing I mean when crew goes from RSV
and yeah, yeah, that's where youget it.
She's doing good they went.
I made them take her back inThursday morning because
somebody wasn't here.
She was in whatever watching abaseball game or some shit.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Your friend, that's a specialist about those things.
Yeah, I got roped into thisbaseball summer tour.
I don't even like baseball thatmuch.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, but we're going to the Savannah Bananas.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
They played the night before we got to St Louis and
everyone was there telling meall about it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
They're playing in September.
Well, there's a Texas team, Imean, there's another one.
Tailgaters, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I thought I was bullshitting her.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Well no, when we had Birdie's birthday party, we were
watching the deal on thebirthday party.
Bet y'all got tickets anddidn't get me one.
Huh, Look just because a girl.
That's not a bad idea.
We should put her in timeout.
We should make her think thatwe didn't get her a no-game
ticket.
You don't think this punishsession is obvious?
The laundry chute at of theyacht at the bottom of the
tequila barrel is not time out,ma'am.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Wow, seriously, I'm glad you crawled out of that
barrel Right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Unless you had a massive case of the shits from
some bad sushi or some shit thatyou ate down there, just the
tequila talking.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh Lord, that was more.
That was a lot of tequilas.
Listen, so that's why Igenerally you know, so you were
at a baseball game yeah, so wedid but birdie's good yeah, that
was a st louis baseball game.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I think st louis is kind of hood.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
We did the whole man, I haven't been there in a in a
long long time I had never beenactually so.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
My mom's from just outside chicago and she's like
die hard cub fan like I was borninto this.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I really can't help it.
You take your mom to a gamey'all.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So we take her, we go visit her.
You know we have family insouthern illinois.
It's like a little hippie dippy.
Right community says high anddry since 1912.
So what you're saying is y'alldon't have to kill you.
It's the hippiest town inIllinois, so we stopped in, saw
the ants went on up outsideChicago.
(23:49):
We went to Wrigley field, whichis like a huge that was on
Shiloh's bucket list.
I've been, but not since I wasa kid Took the boys did the
thing, got the Chicago dog.
You know, riley tried to pullhim a little.
Uh, I saw this on TikTok andI'm gonna scoot up like he.
We watched him because he hadan NB on his back and he had a
(24:10):
Wrigley Field hat on and he's.
We were watching him and he'sscooting up.
He got his ass down to thesecond row and he sat down and
he was enjoying himself.
And then guess who?
Hello, Do you have your ticket?
And he's like oh, I must belost.
We're watching the whole thing,cause he's like down and center
, easy to spot.
And he's like playing on hisphone, like he's trying to
(24:33):
figure out where our tickets are.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
He's trying to figure out where his Apple wallet is.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
So then I see the lady march him down and I get up
.
Shiloh's like is he calling me?
And I'm like, nope, he'scalling me.
Hi, babe.
He goes, hi, mom, where are ourseats?
And I'm like, oh, buddy.
And this lady's like hi, thisis Joyce with Wrigley Field
Security.
I have your son.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
He's lost.
We see you, Joyce, on the bigcam.
He's lost.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I'm going to walk him back to the front of your
section.
I will not let him go.
He's 15 years old.
He's taller than me.
He ain't lost Girl.
He's trying to play you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So she hands me off my son.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
She had like 37 pins on her Joyce heard all the
stories.
Joyce got security of the monthor something I said you don't
play in Joyce's section.
No, she's going to make sure Ihand you.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Joyce is going through her badges.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
She got all the things.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
She got 37,000 of them.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
She said don't you worry, I'm not going to let them
go until I hand them right offto you.
I said get your ass back upthere, George.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
retired from the airlines.
She loves her job.
She's been carting them, badJohnnies, from one state to the
next.
Come on now.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
This ain't the first time.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I've seen some little boy try to come she got
goldfish in her pocket.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, no, so that didn't work out.
He ate the Chicago dog.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
He did the thing.
Okay, let's talk about that,because Gage is.
I don't think I would haveliked it.
I'll have to ask Riley Gage islike a hot dog Connoisseur.
I was going to say that helikes all the things.
When you give him a sack andpack, is that a connoisseur?
There's a pickle and there'speppers that's a colon cleanse
is what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, Marley was all about it.
I was like I would be pickingstuff off, Like I got the little
plain one, I got rolling thefoam finger.
We did the peanuts, the popcorn, whatever, and you know the
beer.
But I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
When we went to Universal Studios, when we did
our vacation, you know because Ihaven't been in a couple years,
not like you, but anywho, yeah,they can hear you.
So, uh, there was a hot dogstand and it was Chicago dogs,
(26:55):
you know whoever, whatever itcould be, but they, they had all
these things, options, thecrunched with the fire, cheetos,
and then you put this on thereand then you put the whatever's
on.
Well, gage, was that's, allthese plates.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
He was team like, I'll try them all.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's all we had.
You try them all?
Yeah, so, and these things are.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You couldn't pay me to eat all this other weird the
relish is neat.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He had to go before the restaurant, after the
restaurant that we hadreservations.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We already had dinner , but now he still needs a dog.
And then we got to go.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And then we need to have this kind.
And they all got thesedifferent kinds and all I wanted
was a pickle.
So I went up to the guys thatwere working the deal and they
were so freaking cool, what's ittake?
And I said, look, can I justget like I'm parched?
I need some salt in my life.
(27:49):
Let me tell you what thisgirl's name was Tiffany, and she
was so cool.
She handed me a Dixie cup andshe said now don't tell, girl
gave me a red Solo cup, girlFull.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Pickles, sliced pickles.
She said don't you tell nobodyelse, don't you tell nobody,
I'll deny it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I said I ain't saying nothing, Uh-uh.
And so yeah, the kids had.
We had to go one day.
Gage had two in one seating Totry all the dogs different kind
of.
Yeah, yeah, we had pictures ofall of that and so thing.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, he was like real proud of it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
What kind did he go?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
get.
It's just like a standardchicago dog it came with like a
poppy seed, like a pickle spear,some peppers in there.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, I know I don't need all that just the
conversation makes me want to gotake a pepsi, you see it's a
real thing.
I mean watching gage and themeat those things he had.
They did like a, not I don'tknow that there was a day he did
a, a competition kind of likethe guys do at the float house
(28:53):
with the deal and they have whoeats the most gage?
Does the deal with?
How many hot dogs can I have ina year?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
or a summer, we rode the subway on the way home uh
just we wrote okay, so this is aseparate game.
We did a game and we drove andthen we went back into chicago
and we did like this museum ofillusions, which is like very
cool.
It's a chain thing.
(29:22):
They have one in austin, theyhad.
I highly recommend it.
It was like super awesome.
You hear this museum of yeah,museum of illusion.
It's been popping up on myFacebook forever and finally I'm
like they have one in Chicago,let's go.
So we went and did that.
Lots of cool photo ops and likeI really don't know how a lot
of this shit works, but it wasamazing.
And then we saw the bean, theinfamous big silver bean in
(29:48):
Chicago.
Rode the alien.
Okay, so the whole thing aboutChicago.
You have to like there's trainsand then we're like we parked
in one place, we did the Navypier, we saw the you know the
Ferris wheel, we did the flyover, which I don't know if y'all
have ever heard of this.
I had no idea.
Apparently they have them inother cities also, but it's like
(30:08):
a more than the IMAX.
You're in a chair and it raisesyou up and you do a flyover of
the whole city.
I got you some video on thisthe first time I panicked and I
really thought I was going todrop my phone and the wind was
blasting in my face.
How many tequilas did you havebefore?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
the flyover Zero Zero .
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This was not even my idea.
We get in there and I'm likeI'm a little afraid of heights,
not really.
But I don't do roller coasters,not for fun, like shit like
that.
But we're all in there and itjust takes off and we're
cruising and you're flying overthe city and then there's some
straight drops all the way downand then there's things like you
go over the water and youactually get wet, and then
(30:49):
you're over the cops doing ahigh speed chase and a
high-speed chase and you canlike smell the tires burning and
there's like steam coming.
I was so scared the first halfI put my phone down because I
was like, oh my God, I'm goingto die, like I was putting my
feet out, like I thought I wasgoing to hit, they let you have
your phone.
No, they tell you to put it inthe basket.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Oh, of course, but I you wanted to get that over.
The windshield photo shootagain.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, exactly, I almost went over the windshield
again.
Of course you did, or in it forthat matter.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
We stopped.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
That thing was like it was really cool.
I highly recommend.
If anybody sees that, fly overChicago.
They have that at Disney inCalifornia.
It's the California SoaringSomeone else told me that I
think.
But it is incredible.
It is unlike anything you'veever seen.
So that I think.
But it is incredible.
It is unlike anything you'veever seen.
So we get off and immediatelyI'm like something just happened
(31:38):
to me and Rowan's like let's doit again.
And my mom's, like I see it,says if you want to go for a
second time, it's 50% off.
So we had to do it again.
So the next time I knew it wascoming, I was a little less
scared and I got a little morefootage.
But it is like, just blow yourmind.
Shit, that's cool.
Then we went to the game.
They were losing this game.
I was like you know what weshould probably just get out of
(31:59):
here for the crowd?
We had to get on the train, thesubway, the subway.
So it's like a madhouse.
Everyone we're we're gettingout early, like the eighth
inning, and everyone's stilltrying to get on the train,
trying to get on the train,trying to get on the train, and
like we're standing there.
Okay, wait sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
First of all I want to know is this like the subway
subway?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
this is.
They have l trains in chicago,which a lot of them are up, and
this one is actually.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It does go, uh, under tunnels and stuff, but I mean,
this is the it's the one thatyou would get murdered yeah,
yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
so we have my mom and kids.
This is the footage I need wego to get in.
What do you mean?
Right?
You didn't get any footage fromthe actual, the subway, the
alert of your surroundings.
Shiloh calls this red linementality.
Because we was on the red line,I get in First of all.
This guy elbow checks me to getin front of me and I'm like, oh
my God.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Was somebody sitting there?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
reading the newspaper .
Nobody was there.
He threw his kid in the seat infront of me, and so I snuck in
the next seat, and his wife isstanding there with the baby,
like first of all we know howyou sneak in loud and proud.
She's like the ball's on youand I was like, oh, you have a
baby, let me get up.
And I was like man, did you seethat guy just threw his kid,
like literally underneath me,Was it a real one?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
And he goes.
I mean, I've seen them subwaygirls.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
He said well, something's wrong with you if
you would take a seat over a kid.
And I said, sir you, ain't seenthe movies.
Wesley Snipes, down there in thesubway, did you see me just get
up and offer that other seat toyour wife with her baby?
Clearly you didn't, and hedidn't, and he's like, and I
(33:37):
said, sir, oh, I felt it, I feltit coming on and I was like I
did the right thing and clearlyyou shouldn't be so aggressive.
I turned around and shiloh waslike oh, I'm about to punch this
motherfucker and my mom's likeI can't believe this and I'm
like mom, shut it, mom shut it.
We still have all of y'all, oh,we're all of y'all, all of us,
and this is the idolatry.
Oh yeah, we still have to golike seven stops to get to where
(33:58):
our car is parked.
Shia's like don't be gettingthat red line mentality, babe,
and I was like it was his fault.
I did the right thing.
I don't even know why I'm introuble.
I'm not in trouble, but still,Hashtag Rowan, I would have let
that kid sit on my lap, like youdidn't have to be a dirtbag.
I'm not the one Bitch, I'm fromTexas.
I'm going to be the mosthospitable one on this train.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
All these people are weird with their headphones,
playing their games and wearingblack.
We are going to rewind thatpart.
Roll the tape.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, roll the tape, yeah Hospital hostile.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
There's a fine line.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Sometimes there's a fine line, a red one, the red
line mentality girl.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I don't even know what the fook that means, but
I'm going to look it up.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
But it sounds good.
There's a green line and a blueline and a red line.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
We just happen to be on that red line Is that the
same thing as when you're inkindergarten they move you from
the red deal to the yellow yeah,you gotta look to figure out
where you're going, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And then you gotta like, oh, yeah, it's, it's not
easy.
And then you gotta like pickyour okay yeah, you got it.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
It doesn't have the person.
Lex is not talking to you.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I bought the tickets on my phone and then it was
wanting to do my face thing andthen I went through and then
shiloh stuck there like god damnthis iphone and I'm trying to
like show my face and everyone'strying to get through that and
I was like I I can't right nowwith this, but we made it.
Uh, all in all.
Then we went to st louis andthat was hood, let me tell you,
I love me some.
(35:24):
Nelly, welcome to the loo.
And all that we pulled in thatcity was dirty.
Uh, we had a good time at theball game, but I was a little
scared to go anywhere.
But my hotel, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
See that you are a new Orleans, like you're all
about, and I look I've gotnothing against it.
No, but let me tell you, when Iam walking down the streets and
I smell more urine and fecesthan I do in a two-week-old
(35:57):
porter potty from the largestconcert that you've ever been to
in your life, in the heat, I'mdone Probably not the place.
I Cloroxed my shoes.
I was walking on my tippies.
I wore clothes too.
I cannot, I absolutely cannot.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
We didn't walk, we just took an Uber ride over.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
So y'all pedaled through the pee.
Shiloh drove yeah, y'all drovethrough the puddles we did.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
The pee puddles?
We did.
Yeah, we did.
They have a great aquariumthere.
Did you have barbecue Did?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
you have ribs?
No, no, girl, did you have ribs.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No, no girl, I'm not trying to get barbecue anywhere
else.
See, they said you got to getit so you can compare, and I was
like I know what it is.
It's vinegar.
Over here, just like Tennessee,it's not a surprise.
Nobody wants y'all's barbecue.
I wasn't all about that.
We did the city museum, which Ineed to show you some footage
of.
It was the trippiest place I'veever been in my entire life.
(36:51):
Why?
They have like a school bushanging over the top of the
building that you can climb intothe school bus and there's like
four floors of like holes andnooks and crannies and mosaics
and slides.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I bet you could have fallen right in there.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh girl, I was like I'm not trying to get in, none
of these, no, you could loseyour kid for hours, or their
mother.
You climb up this weird thingand there's like a bird cage up
in the top and I'm like there'schildren in there.
I'm like I, rowan, don't evenbecause I'm not coming up to
save you when you get stuck upthere like no, no, the whole
(37:22):
thing was wild.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
You better phone a friend uh, yeah, you better call
somebody, better find one yeah,what's that kid's name?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
tell him to help you out, because I'm not going up
there, no, sir you clearly wouldnot.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You couldn't get out of the laundry chute of the
freaking ship.
I got out of the thing, guesswhat I got out there ain't no
pedro and pablo and saint loriand saint louis.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
They were like it's some ice pack for you to miss
I'm like yeah I'm gonna put iton my, I'm gonna put on my leg.
Yeah, it was quite an adventure12 days.
We tried all the things, didall the things 12 days.
I just wanted to get back in myown bed and go back to work
yeah, let's talk about that.
(38:05):
So you're meeting at 7 30 thismorning 7 30 this morning yeah,
peer interview.
So that way, if someone getshired, or almost hired, to do a
job, I am going to be askingquestions to ensure that they
know how to do their job.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Okay, well, I have a question.
Yeah, first of all, you justsaid you were on a 12-day
vacation.
Yeah, with it was you, yourhusband, your two children and
your mom and my mom.
Okay Okay, your husband, yourtwo children and your mom and my
mom, okay Okay, Out of the 12days, there's not many doors and
(38:43):
windows or ship holes that youcan jump out of.
No, or fall into, even if youwant to, to get away from 12
days of being in a vehicle.
Y'all drove there, all of youtogether.
Yep, first of all, your car islike a spaceship.
So that's that solved thatproblem.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Right, because I'm assuming y'all took your
spaceship, but the back seat hadto be split so you had
two-thirds of the back seat ifhe was in the back row okay.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well then y'all get there.
You're doing all the things.
What is your?
How do you survive a 12-daytrip and you cannot say anything
illegal.
Anything illegal because you'rea w-2 employee?
Yeah, we even said are yougoing to?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
give me a hat.
I thought I'm on W-2.
Right, right, so I walked a lot.
You took laps A lot of laps.
Some of them were self-imposed.
Okay, most definitely.
I just, you know, got out inthe sunshine, I got in the pool,
I did whatever I could do toget away from everyone, because
(39:53):
you have to realize when you'reso y'all.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
how did your hotel accommodation like what?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
did y'all do there?
We had well.
We put Grandma in the room withthe boys.
Oh, there you go, and we gotour own room.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Oh, so y'all took out your anger in other ways,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, you got to do you know y'all go swim it out.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
We gonna be down in the mid or whatever, don't worry
, mom and daddy gonna take a lapor something.
We gonna walk to the bar.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
We gonna be back.
We gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
We just don't usually even spend that much time
together, even he and I or thekids and I or my mom.
And now y'all throw everybodyin a car.
Nobody killed each other, itwas.
You know, I don't want to sitin the back seat.
Just because I'm little Mm-hmm,I'll sit in the back seat.
There's nobody looking at me,right, I got my own.
You know, it's comfortable backhere, fuck y'all.
(40:41):
We just played musical chairsand he let Riley drive through
some crazy treachery small town.
I would have never let himdrive through that, but I was
like it's all about experience,you know, and I'm like, well,
all right, we might as well getthat out of the way.
Yeah, well, not every dayyou're going to get to see a
crazy road like this.
You better get on it.
(41:02):
Yeah, no doubt.
But we had a blast.
I got to hit some thrift shops.
I got some treasures and stuffand things.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, I saw all my gifts just flowing in, yeah,
well, you know they're at thehouse, don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yep, just getting fired on your day off?
Oh my gosh, I got fired on mymonth off.
Clearly it wasn't even approvedby HR, no, so now that's
another write-up.
No call, no show.
I mean, I'm lucky I'm here atall.
This might be my exit interview, I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Bless your heart.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So what did you like most about working here?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, the margaritas, the margaritas and the frog fun
.
Okay, okay, yeah, well, wemissed you.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I've taken my lashes.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
And I'm glad that you guys had a good time and that's
really awesome.
I think it's really really coolthat you guys are able to
experience that and travel withyour mom.
I know when we took go big H toto Mexico when the kids got
married and oh my gosh, so goodand so much fun and I and I mean
(42:11):
it was so hard for him.
You know you go through thosefreaking when you land.
You know you've got to gothrough another 75 miles of
tunnel before you can get.
We're almost there, dad,seriously.
And I mean I've had a kneereplacement, I've had a hip
replacement and here I am Ain'tno joke, yeah, my 73-year-old
(42:33):
dad, 74-year-old dad at the time, and I'm sure you packed light.
Yeah, but you just, I get it,you just never know.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
You got to stop and you got to go, and you got to
stop and you got to go and thesame you know, you just don't
know, is that going to be thelast time he ever gets the
chance to go to Mexico?
We gotta go, we gotta take himand it was good, and it was fun?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah it was, but it is hard and it's trying.
But it's no different thantaking your infant.
It's no different than takingyour pet.
It's no different than takingyour dog, your spouse, your
significant other or whatever.
It's tough to travel.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
That was what she was like.
I don't know if I'll ever makeit back.
It makes my heart, but we werethere in all our cubs, glory and
rowan had two foam fingers andhe was just.
You know, riley's sneaking upand everyone's just drinking old
style and loving it like it wasmore about that so if you have
the chance, then you cantolerate your mom or
mother-in-law or whatever.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
You should take them because you just never know.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, life is short.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, it really is, it really is.
Well, I'm glad you're home.
I'm sure you're leaving liketwo days.
Where's the next trip I got togo back to?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
work.
Oh, bless your heart.
No, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm off the clock.
I'm off the clock, I'm yeah.
Whatever, counting the daystill school starts.
And then we could have frogpond days on any day.
Oh yeah.
Well, once I renew mymembership, I thought they were
going to send me a reminder wehave like a new committee oh.
(44:06):
I've been voted.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
I've been voted off the island.
No, we're going to get you know.
It's kind of like a parolecommittee you got to go through.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
You got to go through the probation.
I got to go to the board now Igot to appeal to the parole
board.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
The list of reasons why we're appealing to the, to
the, the gate board, the HOAboard that I can't even get into
.
I'm going to sub.
Okay, None of us can.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Listen, I apologize for my absence.
Y'all have been missed.
Incredibly, I've had a lot lessfun than I normally do but it's
a new season coming up.
We're going to close this oneout and we can try harder next
time With helmets and elbow padsand knee pads.
(44:52):
Okay, and avoid.
Just walk on the catwalk.
Don't try to throw your phoneover the windshield.
It's not going to work.
When you messaged, me thatmessage.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
my first immediate response and we will go back
through.
I don't care if it takes Rollthe tape.
We are going to roll every rollof toilet paper to go right
back through that message.
And my first response was whowas watching you and who has
never seen you on tequila?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
the guy who likes tequila and has this is a
seasoned man.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
I mean, shiloh have y'all know we have yeah he's, we
have balcony bullshit teamtequila.
We can vibe till four, five,six.
We stayed up into the wee hoursin the morning till they were
making biscuits and gravy downyonder.
Seriously, that's an old assstory.
Seriously, I was asleep, butyeah, at 8.30 pm.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
You're right, because we knew, we know when it's time
to tuck you in.
I run so hot that when I crashI'm like Night night.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
We love you, Me and Shai can just keep on keeping on
.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I don't know how he allowed it.
That was my first question.
He must have thought he was onvacation too Like.
I don't know why he didn'tthink he needed to babysit me.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Well, next time I'm going, me and Nick.
We've got to go, We've alreadydiscussed it Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
We need to get on that.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
We already took it to the board.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
It's already been approved.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I'm still working on the parole board I don't even
know if I can get out.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
I don't even know when I can go anywhere again.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh my God.
Well, it's good.
I love you.
I love you.
Welcome home.
It's good to be home.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
There's no place like home.
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